Here's the deal: My internet goes out literally every five minutes. It's becoming impossible to post.

Posted by: Ace at 01:51 PM | Comments (33)
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Because mass-murder is hip.

Posted by: Ace at 01:40 PM | Comments (27)
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The commentary track for Total Recall.

These are often monstrously boring and uninformative, but I think Schewarzenegger and VerHoeven hit a new standard of oblivious obviousness here. more...

Posted by: Ace at 01:26 PM | Comments (31)
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Actually, I think he just put together some conventional Corgi plastic models and is now claiming "Hey, look what I did with matchsticks," but assuming this liar is on the level, it's pretty amazing.

(No I don't really think he's lying. But it's hard to tell from even the detail shots that they're made of matchsticks.)

Posted by: Ace at 12:43 PM | Comments (48)
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And don't even bring up Bush's! They attacked Bush daily for having a high unemployment rate of 5.5-6%, always citing the "discouraged workers" which would bring the real number up to something like 10%.

Well, Obama's unemployment rate is 10% (give or take) and his real number, with discouraged workers and the under-employed, is 18-19%, so of course we don't hear about this latter metric anymore.

Behold. Reagan's recession was "wicked" but Obama's is filled with lots of "good news" (and they say so again and again).

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Posted by: Ace at 12:03 PM | Comments (73)
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As the New Editor remarks, that's a new one, even for Chicago politics.

It's like being on trial for having sex with a 12 year old girl and saying, "Your honor, I swear, I thought she was fourteen."

Mark Kirk for Senate.

Don't even give me that RINO jibber-jabber. We've purged enough RINOs. Surge first, then purge later.

Or better yet surge first, then convince him of the rightness of your beliefs by agitation.

BTW: "Surge then purge" is a reader's slogan (forget who). Don't credit me! Except for seizing upon it.

Posted by: Ace at 09:02 AM | Comments (203)
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Say, there haven't been any Thursday night games, have there? I mean, except for the season opener, right?

Good. Thursday night games are stupid.

Pic via CDR M, who asked me "hey Dave, is she from Texas?"

Who can say, who can say? The important thing is that she's here now.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 06:35 AM | Comments (244)
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I spent this week finished up two books I've mentioned in previous book threads. On is Alex Ross's The Rest is Noise: Listening to the Twentieth Century; the other is the novel The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell.

Ross's book is mainly about "art music" rather than popular music, but it shed some light on one question I've had for a long time: why did "classical" music disappear from the public eye after World War II, when it was so prevalent before that? There are lots of reasons (the creation of a mass media culture via radio and then television; the impact of the movies; etc.) but the main one seems to be that musicians themselves decided to leave the audience behind. [EDIT: There is also the impact of the war itself on a whole generation of European musicians -- many felt that the world had gone out of joint and that the music should follow.] The composers felt hemmed in by convention and history, and struck out far ahead of their audiences. Cacaphony, "found" music (ambient noise), atonalism, serial and 12-tone music, minimalist music, and abstruse modernist stuff. Many composers -- who tended after the war to be full-time academics rather than full-time musicians -- turned art music into an objet d'art rather than an entertainment. What's striking to me after reading Ross's book is how little of the post World War II stuff has entered the standard repertoire. The most avid composers and consumers of "classical" music now are mainly asian: Chinese, Japanese, Korean.

Russell's The Sparrow is an interesting take on the old, old sci-fi trope of the conflicts between science and religious faith. It's a strong story, as far as it goes, but I'm left as I often am frustrated by the terribly shallow knowedge most sci-fi authors have of religious people, religious life, and theology in general. Russell's Jesuits have religious motivations for their actions -- indeed, this is central to the story -- but the theology behind those motivations is left unexamined pretty much. Either Russell assumes that her readers are already familiar with Catholic/Christian theology, or is not sure herself. This book reminded me of C. S. Lewis's "Space Trilogy" books: Perelandra, Out Of the Silent Planet, and That Hideous Strength; but Lewis was much more adept (and subtle) at driving the theological point home without sacrificing the story. Still, Russell's book is a comparative rarity in modern sci-fi: a book that takes religious faith seriously. (Besides Lewis, only Walter M. Miller's A Canticle For Leibowitz comes to mind as a sci-fi book that treats religious faith honestly and with understanding.)

Finally, I have embarked on the literary equivalent of climbing Mount Everest: I bought all five huge volumes of Richard Taruskin's Oxford History of Western Music. This is mainly to fill a gap in my education -- I know a bit of music theory, but very little of the history of music in the West -- but it's going to be tough sledding: I have about 4000 pages, more or less, to get through. I suspect it may be summer of 2011 or later before I can get back to you with a review. Still, I love Taruskin's madness, for only a madman would attempt to single-handedly encapsulate 1500+ years of musical tradition into a single work. It was a labor of more than a decade, and in the end you're still only getting one man's opinion -- but I prefer history with a single point of view and a single voice. Omnibus histories tend to be flavorless and P.C.; this one promises to have a little bite to it. (And given what I've read so far, Taruskin is no post-modernist/multiculturalist. So far the text is admirably free of academic mumbo-jumbo and post-modernist cant. But then again I'm only a hundred pages or so into the forbidding mountain of paper, so....)

Happy Sunday, Morons.

Posted by: Monty at 05:20 AM | Comments (130)
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What is BIG, RED, and could send every conservative into an endless bout of paralytic orgasms? more...

Posted by: CAC at 07:39 PM | Comments (215)
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Lotta’ bitchin’ lately about the ‘80s hair metal bands being tacked on to the weekend ONTs. Might be a little too much for you old-timers and hayseeds. Since I’m all about customer service, here’s something maybe a little more your speed (complete with out-of-synch audio/video):

Sorry to say, but there's more below the fold... more...

Posted by: Genghis at 06:10 PM | Comments (573)
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