All taken from here.

The original quiz was here. more...

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I don't care about this either way. I don't think it shows that Bush is "authentic" or "earthy," and neither do I think, as it will soon be claimed by the left, that this proves, as if it needs further proof, that he is "unsophisticated" in his thinking.

That's what annoys me. We're about to have every moron from Jon Stewart to Keith Olbermann doing a predictable bit of snark claiming that this is Bush's "complex and highly detailed plan for Middle East peace-- Syria just has to stop this shit."

Hee hee hee. Whooo-oooo! Brilliant comedy. Doesn't he understand that this "shit" has many root causes which must be addressed through diplomacy and understanding of the mindset of those doing said "shit?"

Whatever.

Atlas Shrugged has video from Fox, although they bleeped the money word out.

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An oddly quasihomophobic series of remarks made to the Log Cabin Republicans.

It's okay if he says this stuff, though. He's gay.

Wait, no he says he's not.

I'm so confused.

On G.O.P.-turned-Democrat provocateur David Brock: "At 35, he decided that he loved shoving dollar bills down the pants of the twinks down at [D.C. gay strip club] Wet."

So, he's not gay, but he can fluidly use gay slang like "twinks" and casually name-check DC gay strip clubs?

Well, no one said the Messiah's words would be easy to comprehend.

The article ends:

Finally, on allegations of his own hooker past: "Responsible people see it my way, that it doesn't matter."

It's Jeff Gannon's moral universe, folks. We're just living in it.

Indeed.

Thanks to the Skinner Sphere.

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If you didn't see it and just don't want to be the sort of person who watches Monk, you can at least watch the scene on YouTube.

To set it up: There's a garbage strike, and the stink and filth is beginning to drive Monk a little batty. A union leader for the garbagemen has been killed, and if Monk can solve the murder, the two sides will begin negotiating again. So he's desperate to solve the murder, even if it takes accusing... Alice Cooper.

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Colbert on D&D: Well, maybe he's not all bad.

Then again, he's not as cool as Vin Diesel, who wrote an introduction or something to the D&D 30th Anniversary Edition.

And he hasn't had a hit since.

It was his "Rock Me Tonite" moment.

Thanks to dawnsblood.

Bonus Repost Video: The George Washington, American Badass video posted here a while back. Very funny if you haven't seen it.

Thanks to yls for sending me that again.

And thanks to cat4amt for noting that I mislinked.

At least it wasn't one of those kind of mislinks...

More Bonus Video, Because Everyone Says Colbert Wasn't Funny: The video Billy Squier should have made.

Thanks to Brett.

By the time these things get to me they're old. You guys have resources I don't (e.g., friends), so I'm sure you get passed a lot of funny stuff.

If you've got a funny video, post it here.

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Below are some real birthnames of rock/pop/etc. stars that go by stage names. Some are easy, some are really hard, some are completely unfair but I think they're kinda funny.

I was looking for Billy Squier's real name. Not sure if it's his real name or not, but I didn't find it on a list. Anyway, I came up with this quiz instead.

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Just curious. I don't remember my reaction to it. I don't even think I really had MTV at the time.

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It's about Andrew Sullivan. I think. I know a lot of you are tired of that subject. more...

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In lieu of flowers, mourners are asked to send donations to the Institute For Breast Enhancement Surgery For Skinny Runaways.

Robert Brooks, the chairman of Hooters of America, Inc. who made his fortune selling chicken wings served by scantily clad waitresses, was found dead at his home Sunday, officials said. He was 69.

Of course he was.

It was unclear how Brooks died, but the Horry County coroner's office told The (Myrtle Beach) Sun News that an autopsy would be performed Monday.

In related news, Hooters Inc. just announced plans to expand into the high-profit funeral-home industry. The new venture will be promoted by the ad-line, Because it's how he would have wanted it.

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We've got mother-fuckin' serpents in this mother-fuckin' Lake of Fire...! I saaiiiid...

Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God.

No mention of Pulp Fiction? Type-casting, man.

"Scores of other black actors, musicians and athletes will also figure, but Samuel was deemed to be the perfect person to play God."

Featuring Urkel as Moses, and Charles Barkley as Ruth.

Thanks to Drew.

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