In case anyone doesn't know, "420" is pothead code for weed, because, I think, April 20th is international Stoner Day or something. Or you're supposed to get high at 4:20. So you can really feel that buzz when you're driving home from work.

Anyway.

In this clip, a guy keeps offering "420" as his answer on The Price Is Right, no matter what the item. Because, you know, 420, man!

Weeeeeeed!

Thanks to Chris.

Bonus Video To Watch When You're High: Or even not high. A very big, very cool model remote-control B-52, with video.

I actually think this is pretty old, but it's not like that's ever stopped me before.

Thanks to ChainikHocker, who sent me this real MSM headline the other day, Rumsfeld arrives in Afghanistan; 30 Taliban killed.

We don't need more troops. We need more Rummy.

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... where homosexuals mock straights as "breeders."

PROVINCETOWN -- Town leaders here are holding a public meeting today to air concerns about slurs and bigoted behavior. And this time, they say, it's gay people who are displaying intolerance.

Police say they logged numerous complaints of straight people being called ``breeders" by gays over the July Fourth holiday weekend. Jamaican workers reported being the target of racial slurs. And a woman was verbally accosted after signing a petition that opposed same-sex marriage, they said.

The town, which prizes its reputation for openness and tolerance, is taking the concerns seriously, though police say they do not consider the incidents hate crimes.

``Hate language is usually the early-warning signal that could lead to hate-motivated violence," Town Manager Keith Bergman said. ``And before that happens, we try to nip it in the bud."

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Along the main shopping street and the wharf, residents of this 3,400-person town -- which swells to some 30,000 over the summer -- say tensions are rising in part because of strong feelings about same-sex marriage.

It goes without saying that this is one of you-know-who's favorite places on earth, and no, he hasn't yet announced his intent to boycot it this summer in protest of "homonormative" bigotry.

Thanks to Leather Penguin.

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The 100th attack on Bill O'Reilly since his latest failed show began.

"Some doubted whether he would reach this milestone before being cancelled," said [Olbermann Watch contributor Johnny] Dollar, "but I was confident that given Keith's power of self-delusion he would keep pounding out the same hackneyed material even as ratings tumbled off their post-Winter Olympics peak. When it comes to flailing and failing KO rarely disappoints."

The unrequited love is almost as cute as Andrew Sullivan's enduring puppy-dog crush/stalker obsession with Instapundit.

The one good thing about having ratings as low as Olbermann's is that you can really peform fan service and sleep with the majority of your viewers.

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Open war would be a nice change of pace for the cowards.

Does this mean they'll actually engage Israeli troops as actual soldiers do, rather than sniping at them while hidden in homes containing children?

Doubt it.

The Religion of Peace (TM) continues on its world tour. Peace-rockets rain down in Haifa, sending shards of high-velocity peace-shrapnel shredding through civilians' bodies. Meanwhile, an Israeli warship is struck and sunk by radar-guided peace.

Indian police continue to investigate last week's Peace Train incident, where eight backpacks containing high-explosive peace killed at least eight passengers.

Iraq teeters on civil war as armed militias in Baghdad spray automatic peacefire at each other, and abduct civilians in roving "Peace Vans."

Iran vows to continue research into its subatomic peace-fissioning devices.

I don't know about you, but I've had just as much goddamned "peace" as I can tolerate.

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Yet another one I'm going to post in the assumption that it's funny.

I don't think it has any connection to the actual movie. I think it's just some more of this movie's strangely hypnotic effect on the population. But I don't know.

PS, the band's name is "Cobra Starship." Hee.

Thanks to Scott_T.

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Allah's high on the Israeli ambassador to the UN's performance.

Addressing the council, Mr Gillerman said the Lebanese government had brought the Israeli actions on itself, by allowing Hizbollah to remain armed and keep de facto control over southern Lebanon, enabling it to cross the border to seize two Israeli soldiers.

He told Lebanon’s special envoy, Nouhad Mahmoud: “You know deep in your heart that if you could, you would be sitting here right next to me right now because you know that we are doing the right thing and that if we succeed, Lebanon would be the beneficiary.”

Apparently Lebanon doesn't entirely disagree:

Since the fighting with Israel started Wednesday, calls for Hezbollah to relinquish its weapons have gathered urgencyÂ…

n meetings Thursday, Lebanese officials began to lay the groundwork for an extension of government control to southern LebanonÂ…

“To declare war and to make military action must be a decision made by the state and not by a party,” said Nabil de Freige, a parliament member… “It’s a very simple equation: You have to be a state.”

After a cabinet meeting Thursday, the government said it had a right and duty to extend its control over all Lebanese territory. Interior Minister Ahmed Fatfat said the statement marked a step toward the government reasserting itself.

And Gillerman also confronted the Palistinian ambassador (with video).

“You are so in love with occupation that you, you cling to it even when we leave every single inch.”

Dennis Ross, I think, floated this idea on Brit Hume last night. The Palestinians are so infantilized and addicted to their cherished victim status that they are essentially engineering a re-occupation so they can continue to "resist" an occupation they secretly adore.

It's a bit like convicts yearning to be caught again and returned to prison. Some simply can't adapt to freedom.

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Not sure why. But this is my favorite (fake) comment:

Absolutely. The Great Satuh, uh, er..The America is slaughtering innocent peoples and we must respect peaceful moslims.

We must leave the middle east.

I am like the apple pie and the burgercheeses. I say this out of patriotism.

-- Akhmed no err uh Useful Idiot no wait, Bob. Yeah Bob.

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So hhhhottt. Someone splices together the Banker from Deal or No Deal with the Pat O'Brien sex tapes.

CONTENT WARNING. I assume. The Pat O'Brien sex tapes are very dirty. I can't hear it, so I don't know how bad it is. But assume it's bad.

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I was so heartbroken to read that Bruce Willis had viewed a 9/11 conspiracy tape and embraced the new crazy that I couldn't bring myself to post on it.

Now I can report it, because Willis says it's all bullshit.

Re-Writing The Original Lead of the Post:

Steve Guttenberg tries to convince you he's crazy.

All of the nuttiness of Tom Cruise, but without any of that "movie star" baggage.

Follow the link at the end for more Guttenberg quotes.

Actually, some of the stuff he says is pretty funny, and intended to be funny. Still -- the other stuff is kinda kooky, or just awkward attempts at humor, or at least attempts at humor that don't translate very well to print.

Like, here's a funny one:

I think about the little people. Not often.

But a lot of the other stuff falls under the category of "trying too hard."

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Having to deal with cranky, collicky babies with dirty diapers, who cry every two hours.

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