Heard Limbaugh talking about this non-stop a couple of days ago. One of our moron commenters (to the best of my knowledge the only man-lesbian who hangs out here) posted the vid on their moron splitter blog.

The U.S. Army Chorus performing The Battle Hymn of the Republic. Worth a listen.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 04:54 AM | Comments (12)
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Is this a joke?

Sorry, let me rephrase that. Please let this be a joke:

What is Marvel vs. Capcom like on Bizarro World? I'm pretty sure it's Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe.

Midway has announced the latest entry in the storied fighting game series, and it's taking the series in a radical new direction: Scorpion and Sub-Zero will be facing off against Batman and Lois Lane.

OK, maybe not Lois, but a variety of DC superheroes will find themselves squaring off against the early 1990s most popular gang of digitized freakos.

Posted by: Open Blog at 08:22 PM | Comments (38)
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You pussies.

You whimpering, teddy-bear rubbing whining simps. Lauraw served it up, and kicked your sniveling asses.

Was it too early? Were you working?

Aww.

She's squeezing out pus tonight that's tougher than you are.

We got an open blog and you're pretending you have a life.

Not me. Not me.

I ain't got shit.

Except that I despise each and every one of you.

Did I say despise? I meant pity.

You're all red shirt morons. The morons get shirts. The morons get red shirts.

And you know what that means..

UPDATE: You homos. Is "Texas" shit all you got. That's envy, bitches, and it's pathetic. I've dedicated a song to you below the "he's dead" fold.

I didn't want to do this. No I didn't.

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Sheesh, are you faggots all drunk before 10 central?

Some noteworthy, not really but sorta funny excerpts.

Confidence under John Daniels:

Shes got a really small mouth, so its conceivable your gerbil dick might squeeze in there

She'll look like a bass fish when I'm done with her....

Posted by: XBradTC at April 18, 2008 10:02 PM (AmWBy)

Someone who knows what she's talking about:

Dave's idea of a good night is getting drunk on Listerine and dry humping his pillow.

Posted by: dragonlady474 at April 18, 2008 10:17 PM (E3XtI)

Just being nasty to make a point:

Dear Smegged-out dry-dicked Iberican ass giblets,

suck it.

Posted by: Joanie at April 18, 2008 10:24 PM (Yyy1m)

I didn't understand it. But it looked cool.

more...

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:12 PM | Comments (133)
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If you like.

Does Cally bite it? Do we know who the Last Cylon is? When is Three coming back?

Spoiler Policy: Anything from the miniseries and the show up to and including tonight's episode is fair game; no need to warn or in some way obscure text for anything that comes from that material. However, anything you may have heard about future episodes should be kept to yourself. Thanks.

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I know schools, in small towns especially, suffer from a serious lack of funding. I really like seeing the parents take the initiative in fundraising for their kids' schools, and am a sucker for a kid working his/her tail off door-to-door to sell candy bars, magazines, etc.

That's why, when a fundraiser fails as miserably as this one did, I feel especially bad. more...

Posted by: Open Blog at 02:48 PM | Comments (189)
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No explanation needed...

Posted by: Open Blog at 12:43 PM | Comments (36)
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I didn't intend to take half the afternoon off. My connection is spotty.

Might as well declare open blog. I don't know how frequently I'll have a good connection.

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM | Comments (18)
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Except for the bracketed addition, that's the headine actually running on Yahoo.

CD shops sell love songs again. Some women emerge from their homes without veils, and alcohol sellers are coming out of hiding in the southern city of Basra — where religious vigilantes have long enforced strict Islamic codes.

The changes in recent weeks mark a surprising show of government sway — at least for now — after an Iraqi-led military crackdown that was plagued by desertions, ragged planning and ended in a virtual stalemate with Shiite militias in Iraq's second-largest city.

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Two Associated Press employees in Basra interviewed several shopkeepers and other residents on the lifting of some lifestyle restrictions imposed by Shiite hard-liners. The AP also toured four districts around the city to observe the recent changes.

For years, militiamen and vigilantes have had nearly a free hand in Basra. They intimidated, attacked and sometimes killed residents who broke the strict social rules in the city — once known for its liberal lifestyles and nightlife.

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Since the truce, government forces have continued raids and arrests, but in a more low key way. More than 400 militiamen and criminals have been arrested since the sweep began, the Interior Ministry said.

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Interior Ministry spokesman Maj. Gen. Abdul-Karim Khalaf told the AP the crackdown will continue till "Basra is back to its glorious joyful days."

The people in Basra "will forget the dark ages they lived during the past years. Basra will not be a sad city anymore," Khalaf said, speaking from the city.

Sounds like progress to me.

Thanks to Dave Price from Dean Esmay's site.

Posted by: Ace at 12:24 PM | Comments (18)
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We have those already. They're called asylums.

However, if you want to live by the ideals of Ron Paul (Ron Paul!) in a non-state-mandated environment, give this a look.

The goal of Paulville.org it to establish gated communities containing 100% Ron Paul supporters and or people that live by the ideals of freedom and liberty.

The process is forming a co-op of people buying shares in the community and these people would be granted land use at a minimum of 1 acre per share, for as long as they homesteaded the land. The community would be privately held by the co-op to establish private property for the general community thus preserving the community is 100% freedom and liberty lovers. The community votes on all community efforts, such as utilities etc. However no one is forced to consume these utilities and or pay for them, AKA people can be off grid on their share of land. This is in line with the ideals that you're free to live your life the way you want and not be forced to do or pay for other people's life styles you may not agree with.

These communities are not for the faint at heard they will start as undeveloped land in non city locals, as this is the way to secure large tracts of land needed for these efforts.

However the goal is a minimal financial outlay of around $500 per share to establish this community.

I don't get it. Perhaps I'm just a little stupid but it sounds to me that the land is being held not by individual ownership but by "the community."

That doesn't sound "Ron Paul" to me.

Thanks to Ken.

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM | Comments (47)
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Funny, and only a month and a half old.

Thanks to Josh.

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