April 10, 2014
— Ace And start the "peace process" again.
Palestinians and Israelis have reached a deal to extend peace talks beyond an April 30 deadline, Al Arabiya News Channel reported on Thursday.The deal will see an unspecified number of Palestinian prisoners released from Israel jails and a freeze on settlement construction in the West Bank.
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Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 09:49 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 09:50 AM (0HooB)
It's actually nice to see that they omitted whatever the Palestinians agreed to do, since they won't do it anyway.
Posted by: Null at April 10, 2014 09:50 AM (P7hip)
Jesus Facepalm.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 09:51 AM (d0Dmj)
Help me figure this out.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 09:51 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 10, 2014 09:51 AM (rs1B+)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at April 10, 2014 09:51 AM (7KnAA)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 10, 2014 09:52 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Greg Gufeld at April 10, 2014 09:52 AM (gzJJ2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 10, 2014 09:52 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Secretariat of State at April 10, 2014 09:52 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2014 09:52 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 09:52 AM (cCpYP)
Posted by: Iblis at April 10, 2014 09:52 AM (9221z)
Posted by: navybrat at April 10, 2014 09:53 AM (JgC5a)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 09:53 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 10, 2014 09:53 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 10, 2014 09:53 AM (hKIk9)
Posted by: Iblis at April 10, 2014 09:53 AM (9221z)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 09:53 AM (gzJJ2)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at April 10, 2014 01:51 PM (7KnAA)
I believe the Horde had come up with a deal in exchange for Pollard's/palis released. One IDF hawtie to arrive at the home of every moron, out of uniform but fully armed.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 09:53 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 10, 2014 09:54 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 09:54 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 09:54 AM (APuJ7)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2014 09:54 AM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Danny, channelling the LIVs who enabled this clusterfuck at April 10, 2014 09:55 AM (9wadU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 09:55 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 10, 2014 09:55 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: hairless mule at April 10, 2014 09:55 AM (EcY0f)
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 01:53 PM (GQ8sn)
Indeed. The resolution was properly moved, seconded, and received a unanimous vote in the affirmative.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 09:55 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 09:55 AM (APuJ7)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 09:55 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 09:55 AM (gzJJ2)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2014 01:55 PM (DrWcr)
*finger tent*
Ex-cellent!
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 09:56 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 09:56 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 09:56 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 09:56 AM (gzJJ2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 09:56 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2014 09:56 AM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Smith the Philosopher at April 10, 2014 09:56 AM (ORWoy)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 09:57 AM (APuJ7)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 09:57 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 09:57 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2014 09:57 AM (nqBYe)
Track where they go and you can figure out where to deliver the next load of missiles.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 01:55 PM (APuJ7)
Why waste perfectly good missiles? These assholes wanted to die for Allah, so strap some dynamite under their robes and send 'em home on a short fuse.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 09:57 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: joncelli at April 10, 2014 09:57 AM (RD7QR)
IIRC, ICE is way ahead of you there.
Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 09:58 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 09:58 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 10, 2014 09:58 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 01:56 PM (ZshNr)
He's not even a martyr to the cause. He did it for money, pure and simple.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 09:58 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 01:55 PM (zOTsN)
----
... you misspelled "President"
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 09:58 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2014 09:58 AM (RJMhd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 09:59 AM (rDidD)
Posted by: Countrysquire at April 10, 2014 09:59 AM (LSJmV)
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 01:53 PM (GQ8sn)<
How "out of uniform" are we talkin'?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2014 09:59 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Smith the Philosopher at April 10, 2014 09:59 AM (ORWoy)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 10, 2014 09:59 AM (rs1B+)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 09:59 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2014 01:59 PM (sjdRT)
Combat bra and thong.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:00 AM (GQ8sn)
Is this another "first" for Team Obama?
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2014 01:54 PM (RJMhd)
I'm guessing there were some exchanges during the Cold War, but nobody this prominent.
Posted by: joncelli at April 10, 2014 10:00 AM (RD7QR)
One of whom is an IDF 8 foot tall badass who will pull out a femoral artery with his fingers.
Name's "Yuri"
I'm a little critter, and he scares me. But when we meet, his eyes light up, I have to suppress the panic, and he hugs me like I'm a stuffed animal.
the palestinians that aren't christian can eatadik. fk m.
Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 10:00 AM (x3YFz)
Palestinians and Israelis have reached...
Who, exactly, are the Palestinians who have reached an agreement? The two bits are one legal entity, but under differing management. And they squabble, neither Palestine can bind the other, but each can be a stalking horse against Israel.
I say drop the fiction and negotiate with Gaza or the West Bank, whoever will talk, and don't pretend we can herd the cats.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 10, 2014 10:00 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 10, 2014 10:00 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:00 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 10:01 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 02:00 PM (GQ8sn)<
I'd like 2 please. Is 2 OK?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2014 10:01 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Countrysquire at April 10, 2014 10:01 AM (LSJmV)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 10, 2014 10:01 AM (4CVLy)
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2014 10:02 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2014 10:02 AM (RJMhd)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2014 02:00 PM (4df7R)
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Polling data.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2014 10:02 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2014 02:01 PM (sjdRT)
Don't be greedy!
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:02 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Smith the Philosopher at April 10, 2014 10:02 AM (ORWoy)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 10:02 AM (APuJ7)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 10, 2014 10:03 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 10:03 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Adam at April 10, 2014 10:03 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 10:03 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2014 10:03 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 10:03 AM (0FSuD)
-The Pakistani doctor who helped us find Osama
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:04 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 10, 2014 10:04 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: John F. Kerry, Secretary of State and One-Time World Champion in Men's Medal-Tossing at April 10, 2014 10:04 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:04 AM (rDidD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 02:03 PM (0FSuD)
GGE is close by. I wonder if he's got his hardware dialed in right?
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:04 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 10:04 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 10:04 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Lauren at April 10, 2014 10:04 AM (hFL/3)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 10:04 AM (ZshNr)
Heh, now we've heard everything!
Just heard obama praise Lyndon Johnson.
Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 10, 2014 02:04 PM (O96tM)
Why not? They have similar personalities.
Posted by: joncelli at April 10, 2014 10:05 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2014 10:05 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 10, 2014 10:05 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 10:05 AM (xZxMD)
Yeah...."Israeli territory."
Fuck that.
Israeli territory is Israel and Judea.
Both sides of the Jordan.
let the Arabs keep Amman.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2014 10:06 AM (QFxY5)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 10:06 AM (APuJ7)
Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2014 10:06 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2014 10:06 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 10, 2014 10:06 AM (m58Tu)
No one else seems to be claiming Pollard will be released, or even that Israel has asked for him. Kinda makes ya go "hmmmmmmm...."
I have no doubts that Choom Boy and Lurch are busily selling the Israelis down the river, and that the news will get far worse. But I'd like to see a declarative statement, perhaps even attributed to some person of authority.
Until then, it's Alex Jones time. There is plenty of real, this-is-actually-happening shit to get upset about, you know.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 10, 2014 10:06 AM (dDzOj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 02:04 PM (ZshNr)
Have you seen the news about that Wake Forest man who was kidnapped by drug thugs from Atlanta? FBI HRT recovered him last night.
Victim's daughter is an assistant DA in Raleigh working a drug case on a lowlife, who's been texting messages to his crew to kidnap her father to force her to drop the case.
This is like Taken.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:06 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2014 10:07 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 10, 2014 10:07 AM (dqzWI)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 10:07 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 10:07 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 10:07 AM (zOTsN)
I'm guessing there were some exchanges during the Cold War, but nobody this prominent.
Posted by: joncelli
About equivalent, from back in the day. The Abel case was quite the thing:
Francis Gary Powers was exchanged in a spy swap for Soviet KGB Colonel Vilyam Fisher (aka Rudolf Ivanovich Abel)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 10, 2014 10:08 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at April 10, 2014 10:08 AM (8ZskC)
Hurry. We have two standard firing seasons worth of them left, and that's it.
Little things from the Pentagon budget that didn't make the front page.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 10, 2014 10:08 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 10:08 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 10:08 AM (APuJ7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:08 AM (rDidD)
Just heard obama praise Lyndon Johnson.
Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 10, 2014 02:04 PM (O96tM)
Why not? They have similar personalities.
Johnson at least had a big dick and knew how to waggle it to get things done.*
*(not that his soul should ever have the barbed cock of Satan removed from its ass for continuing the VietNam war 50,000 dead American past the point where he knew it was unwinnable).
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 10, 2014 10:09 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 02:07 PM (ZshNr)
No wonder the WF cops weren't telling anybody what happened to him. He was in danger the whole time, until the FBI could track down where he was. Stupid thugs were stupid in texting the daughter and wife for a whole week. Don't they read the news?!?! NSA is all over them.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:09 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 10:09 AM (APuJ7)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at April 10, 2014 10:09 AM (7KnAA)
Posted by: goat weed at April 10, 2014 10:09 AM (8HrdX)
But giving up a strategic advantage (the more Israelis the better in any disputed area) is just stupid. Pollard's freedom just isn't worth it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2014 10:10 AM (QFxY5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 10, 2014 10:10 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at April 10, 2014 10:10 AM (PZ6/M)
Looks like he's a slow learner.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 02:08 PM (APuJ7)
How the hell did have a cellphone to send messages to his gang???
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:10 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 10:10 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 02:10 PM (GQ8sn)
Do I have to explain this again?
Posted by: Obamapho Lady at April 10, 2014 10:11 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at April 10, 2014 10:11 AM (PZ6/M)
Posted by: Daybrother at April 10, 2014 10:11 AM (4AtkL)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 10:11 AM (APuJ7)
Posted by: Countrysquire at April 10, 2014 10:12 AM (LSJmV)
http://tinyurl.com/kc8q5d8
It's a pretty good read.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:12 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 10, 2014 10:12 AM (m58Tu)
Posted by: Rep. John Conyers (D)umbass at April 10, 2014 10:12 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:12 AM (rDidD)
Might want it to BE a victory, first.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 10:12 AM (d0Dmj)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 10:12 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Deserve's got nothing to do with it. at April 10, 2014 10:12 AM (/vO0r)
Posted by: JEM at April 10, 2014 02:06 PM (o+SC1)
I am a hard-core Israel booster, and I don't want to see Pollard get a medal, and I have never heard anyone suggest anything of the sort.
Pollard is a spy, and he got caught. The only issues I have is that he was spying for a friendly power, which everyone does, and the sentence was politically driven to punish Israel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2014 10:13 AM (QFxY5)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2014 10:13 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 10:13 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 10, 2014 10:13 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: Welcome Back, Kotter at April 10, 2014 10:13 AM (wu/TK)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 10:14 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Said Nobody With A Brain at April 10, 2014 10:14 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2014 10:14 AM (RJMhd)
I mean how much more crap will Europe and the Occupant heap on them if they do. It's not like they've got friends that they have to keep friendly anymore.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 10, 2014 10:14 AM (JS0vr)
Holy fuck.
Of course, on the other hand, this is the first time in his Administration that Obama hasn't been actively asspounding Israel.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, who does NOT speak for the Department of Commerce, Office of Inspector General at April 10, 2014 10:14 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2014 10:15 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 10:15 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2014 10:15 AM (RJMhd)
The only thing I know about their foreign policy: they will fuck it up.
Even when they are trying to screw America, they fuck that up as well...
Just look at obamacare. They're lazy. They're selfish. They're stupid. They are and always will be fuck ups.
Posted by: prescient11 at April 10, 2014 10:15 AM (tVTLU)
Posted by: Adam at April 10, 2014 10:15 AM (Aif/5)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 10:16 AM (zOTsN)
Contra the sanitized college-text version, he did not call them "darkies."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 10, 2014 10:16 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2014 10:16 AM (dfYL9)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 10, 2014 10:17 AM (OsWis)
Bibi deals with harder, tougher guys than the Occupant in his cabinet.
And he dealt with worse when he was younger.
The only person with more contempt for the Occupant than Bibi would be Pootie Poot.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 10, 2014 10:17 AM (JS0vr)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 10:17 AM (APuJ7)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 10:17 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 10:17 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Beto at April 10, 2014 10:18 AM (/vO0r)
Posted by: Beagle at April 10, 2014 10:18 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 10:18 AM (t3UFN)
He was spying for others? I did not know that.
Who?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2014 10:19 AM (QFxY5)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 02:17 PM (zOTsN)
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Precedent????
Posted by: All These Empty Cells At GITMO.... at April 10, 2014 10:19 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2014 10:19 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Daybrother at April 10, 2014 10:19 AM (Ea6HQ)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, who does NOT speak for the Department of Commerce, Office of Inspector General at April 10, 2014 02:14 PM (fwARV)
Are you forgetting the part about no new settlements in the West Bank?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:19 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:19 AM (rDidD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 10:20 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 10:20 AM (zOTsN)
Even stupid prisoners can be crafty.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:20 AM (4df7R)
Except for a few wacked-out Jewish extreme-lefties out in California, who in any case are too busy polishing Choom Boy's shoes to notice, I wouldn't think this gets the current administration much in the way of positive cred.
Most Jews I know would be happy to see Pollard stay right where he is. If they feel any conflict of loyalties, his case is not considered a "hill to die on" for the vast majority.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 10, 2014 10:20 AM (dDzOj)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 10:20 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: D-Lamp at April 10, 2014 10:20 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 10, 2014 10:20 AM (O96tM)
EC after reading the story and noting the convict was a confirmed former Obama voter, I was not surprised by the stupidity.
Thugs do the darnedest things.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 02:17 PM (0FSuD)
1: toss this guy's cell to search for more contraband.
2: toss this guy's ass to search for more contraband.
3. he just got another 15-20 years for kidnapping for ransom.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:21 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 10, 2014 10:21 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 10, 2014 10:21 AM (qKrH5)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2014 10:21 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 10, 2014 10:22 AM (O96tM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:22 AM (rDidD)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 10, 2014 10:22 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Naes1984 at April 10, 2014 10:22 AM (LiHKo)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 10:23 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 10, 2014 10:23 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Beagle at April 10, 2014 10:23 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 10:24 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 10:24 AM (t3UFN)
But I think LBJ was the dirty uncle of our current clusterfuck.
Posted by: Citizen X at April 10, 2014 02:22 PM (7ObY1)/i]
Wilson was the patriarch.
FDR was the heir apparent, LBJ was the sneaky uncle, and Jimmy Carter was the inbred cousin.
Obammy is, of course, the village idiot.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:24 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2014 10:25 AM (RJMhd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 10, 2014 10:25 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 10, 2014 02:01 PM (4CVLy)
I dropped my stripes. I'm Mr. If you address me as "sgt" I'll dick punch you.
My stripes to this nation are in the mud. Fuck 'em.
But I'll fight. If the IDF calls for help, I'm on a plane.
Posted by: tangonine at April 10, 2014 10:25 AM (x3YFz)
I just cannot understand the Israelis agreeing to such a bad deal.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 10, 2014 10:25 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Naes1984 at April 10, 2014 10:25 AM (LiHKo)
who gives two shits?
none of this matters, same fucking headlines on "Middle East peace" every fucking day
Posted by: PeppermintPattysclitring at April 10, 2014 10:26 AM (GBl2T)
Posted by: Hentai Squid at April 10, 2014 10:26 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2014 10:26 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 10:26 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:27 AM (GQ8sn)
I hate to say anything remotely positive about ol' Elbie Jay, but as crooked, power-hungry, devious and above-the-law as he was, I'm still going to say that he at least loved America, if rather often for the wrong reasons.
He was not a treasonous shitbag bent on exacting revenge from the citizens who elected him, unlike the current occupant of the White House.
Johnson was a crook; Choom Boy is a traitor. In that case, I'll have to go for the crook.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 10, 2014 10:27 AM (dDzOj)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at April 10, 2014 10:27 AM (7KnAA)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 10:27 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Beagle at April 10, 2014 10:27 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 10:28 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 10:28 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 10:28 AM (gzJJ2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2014 10:28 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:28 AM (rDidD)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 10, 2014 10:29 AM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Hentai Squid at April 10, 2014 02:26 PM (JtwS4)/i]
Just try it, Squid boy. I've been craving calamari.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:29 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Daybrother at April 10, 2014 10:29 AM (z626/)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 10:29 AM (APuJ7)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2014 10:29 AM (RJMhd)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 10, 2014 10:29 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Al Taqqiya at April 10, 2014 10:29 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: that drill Sgt from that movie at April 10, 2014 10:29 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: John Kerry at April 10, 2014 10:29 AM (ILBCY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 10:29 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 10, 2014 10:30 AM (qKrH5)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 10:30 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 10:30 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:30 AM (4df7R)
He made overtures to other pro American countries to sell info. (Australia being one)
He was sentenced to a longer sentence than any other spy spying for a friendly country.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 10, 2014 10:30 AM (JS0vr)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 10, 2014 10:31 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 10:31 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:31 AM (rDidD)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:31 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Train Wreck at April 10, 2014 10:31 AM (aTXUx)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 10, 2014 02:30 PM (4df7R)<
Beth, as we get older, it is normal that we have some memory issues.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2014 10:32 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2014 10:32 AM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2014 10:32 AM (gzJJ2)
what cant he fuck up
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A Democrat campaign?
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 10, 2014 02:29 PM (APuJ7)
I'm sorry, are you trying to imply that his 2008 Presidential run was a REPUBLICAN campaign? Because I would argue it was not.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:32 AM (4df7R)
The kidnap for money part I understand, but I had no idea it was more about compelling an ADA to drop a case she was working on. As far as the story says, no money was involved.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:32 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 10, 2014 10:33 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 10:33 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2014 10:33 AM (dfYL9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:34 AM (rDidD)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2014 02:32 PM (sjdRT)
*smacksmacksmacksmack!*
I bet Beth knows how to close her italics!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2014 02:32 PM (o3MSL)
Beth's not the boss of me! *foot stomp!*
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:34 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 10, 2014 10:34 AM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 10, 2014 10:34 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Naes1984 at April 10, 2014 10:35 AM (LiHKo)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 10, 2014 10:35 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:36 AM (rDidD)
Posted by: Fritz at April 10, 2014 10:36 AM (UzPAd)
I would think the anglo tradition in India would help Christianity spread.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 10, 2014 02:33 PM (ZPrif)
Hindu nationalism is very strong and they guard zealously against the growth of Christianity. Also, the anglo tradition might be more of a bug than a feature in India.
Posted by: joncelli at April 10, 2014 10:36 AM (RD7QR)
I don't believe that Netanyahu will allow Israel to get the shaft. Kerry is botox addled dunce and no match for Bibi.
Posted by: Cheri at April 10, 2014 10:37 AM (G+Wff)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 10, 2014 10:37 AM (PYAXX)
Lily Quintus was four years old and killed sitting at a table in Kindercare having a snack.
http://tinyurl.com/kh795bn
There is now a $5,000 reward for information on Robert Alex Corchado leading to his capture. He is a repeat felon for over a decade, prisoner, drug trafficker, and another hit and run in December 2013 within 500 feet of another daycare (in this one he was carrying almost $7k in cash along with cocaine, heroin, pot and Molly. Plus a loaded 45 pistol.
Be on lookout for black SUV, FL tag CHR-Q41. Rented from Winter Park Florida.
He is considered dangerous. If seen call 911 or FHP @
Florida Highway Patrol at 407-737-2200.
Please post to your social networks. I know I have asked a few times, and sorry to keep repeating, but he is still at large. Thank you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at April 10, 2014 10:37 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 10:37 AM (t3UFN)
Agents found Maynard's children there alone and took them into protective custody, Jessup told a magistrate.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:37 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: --- at April 10, 2014 10:38 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 10, 2014 10:38 AM (V70Uh)
He'll be found.
And then stomped on. Hard.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:39 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 10, 2014 10:39 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Daybrother at April 10, 2014 10:39 AM (kmlM7)
Posted by: D-Lamp at April 10, 2014 10:39 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 10, 2014 02:30 PM (qKrH5)
Fuck that!
From now on I am going to call my dad, "Private!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 10, 2014 10:39 AM (QFxY5)
Hilarious news. We ought to just consider ourselves lucky kerry went with the "carrot" approach and offered Pollard in exchange for the terrorist release and settlement postponment. Anything is possible with a guy like Kerry in charge.
For example, instead of an inducement to Israel he might have gone with the "stick" approach and offered U.S. troops as Palestinian protectors from Israeli attack, a la Samantha Power.
Posted by: MTF at April 10, 2014 10:40 AM (LISuA)
TSA bars mute stroke victim from flight, forces 8-hour bus ride
NY Post:
A woman claims an airport security agent refused to let her disabled sister on board a plane because she couldnÂ’t say her own name.
Sherry Wright says she was shocked at the treatment they received at Los Angeles International Airport, where her sister Heidi was due to fly to Phoenix.
The problems began when Heidi, who was left wheelchair-bound and unable to speak or write after a stroke a decade ago, was stopped by the Transportation Security Administration due to an expired driverÂ’s license, CNN reported.
Wright claims the TSA agent was rude and insensitive, insisting Heidi talk.
“I showed her ID, her (Social Security card) and her DMV papers,” Wright said, to no avail.
“He just wanted me to make my sister talk, and I couldn’t believe it.
“I was just standing there, tears were coming out and I was like, ‘Are you serious? We can’t get her to talk.’”...
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:40 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:41 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Days of Rage Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at April 10, 2014 10:41 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2014 10:41 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 10:41 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: doug at April 10, 2014 10:41 AM (uJ8q7)
My only concern is that John Kerry, who was once outsmarted by an amoeba, is for it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 10, 2014 10:41 AM (wNF3N)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:41 AM (rDidD)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 10:41 AM (ZshNr)
If the oceans were ink and the skies were canvas, there wouldn't be enough of either to document all the abuses by the TSA.
Fuck them.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:42 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: D-Lamp at April 10, 2014 10:42 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2014 10:42 AM (dfYL9)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2014 10:43 AM (RJMhd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:43 AM (rDidD)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at April 10, 2014 10:43 AM (7KnAA)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 10, 2014 02:41 PM (ZshNr)
Yes. The daughter was the ADA that prosecuted the original case that landed Melton in jail serving a life sentence. Melton somehow communicated to his gang to kidnap her father and then compel her to drop the case against him. When the guards found out he had a phone, he barricaded the cell door and smashed the phone. Somehow, they were still able to retrieve information off of it.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:45 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 10, 2014 10:45 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:45 AM (rDidD)
Who knows?!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2014 02:42 PM (dfYL9)
The Pope went there in the early-mid 80's and converted a ton of them to Catholicism. Going strong since then.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:46 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: no good deed at April 10, 2014 10:46 AM (ILBCY)
Chinese churches are two:
Catholic church, which begs for state sanction; dead religion in China for most part.
Evangelical church, which doesn't give a fuck about the state, this is growing like wildfire.
Posted by: prescient11 at April 10, 2014 10:46 AM (tVTLU)
The White House @WhiteHouse
President Obama: "We are here today because we know we cannot be complacent. History travels not only forwards, but backwards and sideways."
1:39 PM - 10 Apr 2014
Yes, history travels backwards, folks. So if we all think REALLY REALLY HARD, maybe we can make it so Obammy was never born. Ready? GO!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 10, 2014 10:46 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: D-Lamp at April 10, 2014 10:46 AM (bb5+k)
I quote wiki:
Jonathan Jay Pollard (born August 7, 1954) is an American convicted of passing classified information to Israel while working as a civilian intelligence analyst.[1] He pleaded guilty and received a life sentence in 1987. Because his crime occurred prior to November 1, 1987, he is eligible for parole after 30 years in prison provided he continues to maintain a clean record, and may be released on November 21, 2015.
With his powerful friends, it's highly unlikely he WON'T be paroled then.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 10, 2014 10:47 AM (wNF3N)
I'll take mixed metaphors for $200, Alex.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:48 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: D-Lamp at April 10, 2014 10:49 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Naes1984 at April 10, 2014 10:49 AM (LiHKo)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 10, 2014 10:49 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2014 10:50 AM (dfYL9)
She doesn't regret giving aid and comfort to an enemy during wartime, she regrets we found out about it.
Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 10:50 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 10, 2014 10:51 AM (rDidD)
Posted by: D-Lamp at April 10, 2014 10:51 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Daybrother at April 10, 2014 10:51 AM (eS0Bb)
He is scum. So is his (ex)wife. I'm not defending him.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 10, 2014 10:51 AM (wNF3N)
Posted by: joncelli at April 10, 2014 10:51 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: no good deed at April 10, 2014 10:52 AM (ILBCY)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2014 10:52 AM (d0Dmj)
"You know, Stanley Ann, you don't have to be punished with that baby."
Posted by: HR at April 10, 2014 10:52 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Citizen X at April 10, 2014 10:52 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 10, 2014 10:53 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2014 02:50 PM (dfYL9)
Yes.
Posted by: EC at April 10, 2014 10:53 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at April 10, 2014 10:53 AM (7KnAA)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 10, 2014 10:54 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at April 10, 2014 10:54 AM (7KnAA)
Posted by: Zombie Rev Moon at April 10, 2014 10:58 AM (18v6B)
Posted by: Shaggy at April 10, 2014 10:58 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 10, 2014 10:59 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: whoever at April 10, 2014 11:00 AM (pjMym)
Posted by: Jethro Bodine at April 10, 2014 11:14 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: just passin by at April 10, 2014 11:30 AM (A9KzJ)
Ties to Latin Kings gang (friends who helped?)
http://tinyurl.com/nltlzdv
Morons in Florida/Georgia, etc:
*****Mazda CX-5 or CX-9 SUV with a Florida license tag of CHR-Q41 *******
There is a $5,000 reward for information leading to the capture of Robert Corchado. He is considered dangerous. Be on the look out for the black Mazda SUV. If seen call 911 or FHP @ 407-737-2200.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Bossy Redneck Queen at April 10, 2014 11:31 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: tasker at April 10, 2014 11:36 AM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 10, 2014 11:43 AM (PD6iL)
Posted by: teh Minnesota Vikings at April 10, 2014 11:49 AM (z+4T3)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at April 10, 2014 11:53 AM (PD6iL)
Barry: We prefer the term freedom fighters. Allah Akbar!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 10, 2014 12:23 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: YourMomKeepsTexting at April 10, 2014 12:51 PM (1Xtps)
"terrible terrible idea and establishes a terrible terrible precident
Posted by: thunderb at April 10, 2014 01:55 PM (zOTsN)"
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Clownface Obumblefuck's administration will be remembered in history books as "The Presidency which established the greatest number of God-awful, immoral, illegal, unwise, ill-considered, and just-plain-STUPID precedents in the entire history of our Republic."
No matter how many dolts, idiots, or parasites may be elected President in the future, I guaran-damn-tee you that Barky's record will stand for all time.
He *IS* that bad.
Posted by: A_Nonny_Mouse at April 10, 2014 01:10 PM (si7HJ)
Posted by: Call me Ishmael at April 10, 2014 01:17 PM (1mtKP)
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