April 03, 2014

Cute Dogs Eating Cabbage
— Ace

I'm in such a terrible mood, but this is nice.

Open Thread.

Thanks to @rdbrewer4.

Posted by: Ace at 04:29 PM | Comments (492)
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1 Those are vegan dogs!

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 04:29 PM (doBIb)

2 1st?

Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at April 03, 2014 04:29 PM (uopHF)

3 not 1st.

Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at April 03, 2014 04:30 PM (uopHF)

4 Cute, but ultimately flatulent.

Posted by: Beagle at April 03, 2014 04:30 PM (sOtz/)

5 Cabbage? I guess they don't get gas from that.

Posted by: tasker at April 03, 2014 04:30 PM (RJMhd)

6 Sure it LOOKS nice, but how does it SMELL?!

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 04:30 PM (zDsvJ)

7 Damn, you boys are quick!

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 04:30 PM (zDsvJ)

8 Did PETA smear some lard on that cabbage?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 03, 2014 04:31 PM (DQZLr)

9 Ace, Why are you in a bad mood?

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 04:31 PM (gjOCp)

10 I had no idea dogs like cabbage so much.  But there are other videos too.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 03, 2014 04:31 PM (Iyg03)

11 Shiba Inus...cute dogs.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 03, 2014 04:31 PM (GrtrJ)

12 The inside of that dudes house probably smells like a silage pit.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 03, 2014 04:32 PM (+lsX1)

13 The farts must be epic.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2014 04:32 PM (zqvg6)

14 I've heard that doggehs like bananas. Anyone try that as a snack? My 4 y.o. collie cannot have scraps, but the younger one seems to have a cast-iron stomach.

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 04:32 PM (zDsvJ)

15 Finally, a food thread!

Posted by: soothsayer at April 03, 2014 04:32 PM (ZqKAA)

16 That isn't gonna end well...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 04:33 PM (vHRtU)

17 Finally, a food thread! Word.

Posted by: obama at April 03, 2014 04:33 PM (ZqKAA)

18 No peanut butter? No way.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 03, 2014 04:33 PM (0HooB)

19 Dogs + cabbage = chemical weapon

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 04:34 PM (mx5oN)

20 Used to have a cat what loved Sauerkraut.
Would pester the crap out of you at the table till you gave him a plate full.

Strange part?
The cat was from Italy.
And that's a no-shitter.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2014 04:34 PM (lceO/)

21 I had a cat that loved pate... yeah, not good.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 04:34 PM (vHRtU)

22 From the previous thread: http://tinyurl.com/pzn7b44

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 04:34 PM (JQkZU)

23 Thanks for repeatedly reporting on these egregious abuses, Ace, but many of us here worry about you. Too much stress. I don't know where you are but today was lovely in NJ. Really, consider taking a vacation-a REAL vacation.-and let us yammer on with entries from cobloggers or open threads.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2014 04:34 PM (XyM/Y)

24

Oops! I thought you said "cute, dog eating savages". My bad.

Posted by: preezy at April 03, 2014 04:34 PM (lrfmC)

25

So cute!

This video was shown on RedEye last night, too.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2014 04:35 PM (FWbLS)

26 So it's true you wingnuts hate dogs.  At least give the poor animals some pancakes.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 03, 2014 04:35 PM (L02KD)

27 Weirdest pet dietary likes I had was a kitteh who liked cantaloupe.

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 04:35 PM (zDsvJ)

28 My dog likes apples and bananas, but he also enjoys coyote shit so it's not like he's got a discriminating palate.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 03, 2014 04:35 PM (+lsX1)

29 Try to use the word milieu soon. I like when you do that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 03, 2014 04:35 PM (ZqKAA)

30 I've eaten cabbage with my dog many times

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 03, 2014 04:35 PM (kFxpe)

31 Oh no! They've abused those dogs so badly, they turned into vegetarians.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 03, 2014 04:35 PM (IN7k+)

32 This thread needs boobies, elbows, and possibly kittehs.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 04:35 PM (vHRtU)

33 *flails more*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 04:36 PM (Gk3SS)

34 The dogs were raised by a rabbit.  True story!

Posted by: mrp at April 03, 2014 04:36 PM (JBggj)

35 Why are you in a bad mood? Read the previous threads if you have time, Carol. :^) It will tell you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2014 04:36 PM (XyM/Y)

36 I thought dogs only ate good stuff? Like meat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 03, 2014 04:36 PM (TtEhW)

37 i'm in a bad mood as well.....must be in the air

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 03, 2014 04:36 PM (u8GsB)

38 OK, anyone who is in a bad mood and needs to be snapped out of it, Bing/Google "sugar glider flossing". It will be VERY NSFW, unless you're a Vulcan. I learned about this from my sister who has five sugar gliders.

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 04:36 PM (zDsvJ)

39 Guess who won't be guarding my garden, when I get one?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 03, 2014 04:36 PM (0HooB)

40 Somebody feed those dogs an egg salad sandwich.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2014 04:37 PM (bitz6)

41 Weirdest pet dietary likes I had was a kitteh who liked cantaloupe. Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 08:35 PM (zDsvJ) The SO's late kitteh liked coffee and tomato sauce.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 04:37 PM (JQkZU)

42 the south end of that dog northbound will be most malodorous my Ewok friend....

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 04:37 PM (TE35l)

43 Goood doggehs! I was let known a few weeks ago that I'm being "let go" from my job at the end of June. Today, my wife of 12 years filed me with divorce papers. I wish I was a dog eating cabbage.

Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 04:37 PM (b96D1)

44

10 I had no idea dogs like cabbage so much. But there are other videos too.

 

Posted by: rdbrewer

 

----------

 

My big doggeh loves brussel sprouts and broccoli.

So it's not a surprise to me that dogs would eat cabbage too.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2014 04:37 PM (FWbLS)

45
Govt. picks on a 91 year man.


http://tinyurl.com/pp6jqz5


Govt run by thieves.



Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2014 04:37 PM (hUf/y)

46 This thread needs boobies, elbows, and possibly kittehs.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 08:35 PM (vHRtU)



http://youtu.be/5oev4Vtt9zc

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 04:37 PM (doBIb)

47 Ahhh...pups after me own heart. Dogs like to graze and cabbage be sweet to them. I still wake up every day and realize God is great and my president is a yellow bastard.

Posted by: IrishEd at April 03, 2014 04:37 PM (bfm04)

48 >>Finally, a food thread! No, it's a garden thread! (I have pictures of cabbage growing in our garden.)

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 03, 2014 04:37 PM (SUKHu)

49 shiba inu dogs are adorable....my daughter wanted one but we got the gs instead

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 03, 2014 04:37 PM (u8GsB)

50 The farts produced from this diet must be heinous. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at April 03, 2014 04:38 PM (jucos)

51

does this mean more methane gas will be exuded?

Posted by: greenies at April 03, 2014 04:38 PM (nqBYe)

52 Peaceful, fibrous heads savagely torn open and consumed by our sworn partisan enemies cowardly disguising their appearances with wet nosed creatures willing to hump anything that moves!

Posted by: Tomorrow's web headlines today at April 03, 2014 04:38 PM (wu/TK)

53 You should be in a bad mood. We're being ruled by deceitful nincompoops.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 03, 2014 04:38 PM (ZqKAA)

54 36 I thought dogs only ate good stuff? Like meat. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 03, 2014 08:36 PM (TtEhW) And dead rats and poop

Posted by: extendo-man at April 03, 2014 04:39 PM (kp5cA)

55 GilaGuy, have a drink on me. Tequila in the USB enroute...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 04:39 PM (vHRtU)

56 45 Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2014 08:37 PM (hUf/y) The worst tyrannies are ran by do-good crusaders... he committed a retro active Cultural crime mein fruend

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 04:39 PM (TE35l)

57 my dog isn't fond of cabbage but loves bananas

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2014 04:39 PM (nqBYe)

58 So, that wasn't cabbage worms in my garden. I hope that sevin doesn't hurt the little fellers.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 03, 2014 04:40 PM (8MjqI)

59 Holy crap, GilaGuy.   That sucks!

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 04:40 PM (doBIb)

60 GilaGuy, well hell. You really have a total do-over in life opportunity now. I wish you well.

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 03, 2014 04:40 PM (dpCGE)

61 I have a cat who likes lettuce. When I make my sandwich before leaving for work in the morning, she hovers around until I give her a piece. Of course, she mostly wants the lunchmeat or tuna, but she eats the lettuce, too.

Posted by: rickl at April 03, 2014 04:40 PM (sdi6R)

62 And dead rats and poop And diapers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 03, 2014 04:40 PM (0HooB)

63 You know what I never understood? How dogs don't have enough sense to chew and savor meat when you throw a piece of steak to them. They just swallow it. Dummies.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 03, 2014 04:40 PM (ZqKAA)

64 Thank you , OG. My face is still leaking

Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 04:40 PM (b96D1)

65 Just fattening 'em up for the Feast of Qot baVol.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Used Bat'leth Emporium at April 03, 2014 04:40 PM (MuHA+)

66 *flails more* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 08:36 PM (Gk3SS) You're done for the night. http://tinyurl.com/pwn6xmg

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 04:41 PM (JQkZU)

67 You know what I never understood? How dogs don't have enough sense to chew and savor meat when you throw a piece of steak to them.

They just swallow it. Dummies.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 03, 2014 08:40 PM (ZqKAA)



Instinct.  If they don't gulp it down quick, another dog will get their share.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 04:41 PM (doBIb)

68 "I was let known a few weeks ago that I'm being "let go" from my job at the end of June. Today, my wife of 12 years filed me with divorce papers."

On the plus side, you can go anywhere you want, to find a job.
And you're not stuck living with a woman who secretly doesn't love you.

Sounds harsh, but there's a lot of win right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 03, 2014 04:41 PM (lceO/)

69 I don't mind giving a dog a t-bone with some meat on it, but it's a waste to give 'em a piece of steak.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 03, 2014 04:41 PM (ZqKAA)

70 Goood doggehs! I was let known a few weeks ago that I'm being "let go" from my job at the end of June. Today, my wife of 12 years filed me with divorce papers. I wish I was a dog eating cabbage. Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 08:37 PM (b96D1)


*shoves all the Val U Rite through the USB port for you*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 04:41 PM (Gk3SS)

71

My dog would produce her own vomit inducing hot casserole when she ate this cabbage the second time around.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at April 03, 2014 04:42 PM (jucos)

72 Cute kitteh video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoZo43bO_5o

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 04:42 PM (zDsvJ)

73 43 Goood doggehs! I was let known a few weeks ago that I'm being "let go" from my job at the end of June. Today, my wife of 12 years filed me with divorce papers. I wish I was a dog eating cabbage. Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 08:37 PM (b96D1) Really sorry, man. I've been there with the divorce thing. It sucks. I highly recommend finding a support group. It helped me a lot.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 04:42 PM (mx5oN)

74 14 I've heard that doggehs like bananas. Anyone try that as a snack?

My 4 y.o. collie cannot have scraps, but the younger one seems to have a cast-iron stomach. Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 08:32 PM (zDsvJ)


My dogs love bananas.  We can't have them on the counter, because the big dog will steal them.  He won't take anything else off the counter but bananas...he can't resist.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 03, 2014 04:42 PM (GrtrJ)

75 My black lab is so retarded, he think the cat's poops are some kind of delicacy and goes hunting for them in the back yard.


Stupid dog.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 04:42 PM (doBIb)

76 *shoves all the Val U Rite through the USB port for you* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 08:41 PM (Gk3SS) *Ditto*

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 04:42 PM (JQkZU)

77 GG, BTDT. You gonna be OK tonight? You know some of us are available if you wanna talk...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 04:43 PM (vHRtU)

78 That blows, GilaGuy.

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 04:43 PM (zDsvJ)

79
Good luck Gila.  *slams a thursday whiskey shot for ya*

I guess the silver lining is the job thing puts her alimony at 0.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2014 04:43 PM (hUf/y)

80 Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 08:37 PM (b96D1) Oh my gosh! That stinks. I am so sorry.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 03, 2014 04:44 PM (oMKp3)

81 Someone drink for me, please. I'm still too sick. Haven't had a drink in a week.

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 04:44 PM (zDsvJ)

82 64 Thank you , OG. My face is still leaking Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 08:40 PM (b96D1) No shame in that.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 04:44 PM (mx5oN)

83 Sheltering in Place Open Thread Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/mw7a3ms

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 04:44 PM (aTXUx)

84 Sheltering in Place Open Thread Compliance Pic

http://tinyurl.com/mw7a3ms

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 08:44 PM (aTXUx)



She is almost out of uniform.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 04:45 PM (doBIb)

85 Scientists are currently working on a dog-eating cabbage. It's a mean little bastard, and if it gets hungry enough, it'll eat a cat or a rabbit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 03, 2014 04:45 PM (0HooB)

86 Here's something to look forward too: only 42 days until Godzilla!

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2014 04:45 PM (zqvg6)

87 One dog eating that trash is a freaky mutt. Two dogs eating it are abused and underfed. Or two freaky dogs.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 03, 2014 04:45 PM (8Pg2o)

88 My old cat, Fred, liked tequila.  He would sit on my husband's lap and lap out of his glass of tequila.  God, I miss that cat.  He got me through a lot of tough and lonely years.  He'll be gone three years in July and I'm still not over it.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 03, 2014 04:45 PM (GrtrJ)

89 Hey, that future steak is eating my future coleslaw

Posted by: Barack O'bamastain at April 03, 2014 04:45 PM (kFxpe)

90 My wife's Cav ate a Brussels sprout off the floor once. The after effects went on for days. Fancy little dog farting like an old horse was really funny.

Posted by: Lester at April 03, 2014 04:45 PM (2UPXV)

91 Somebody say, "Bad mood"? I'm in. Somebody deal.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 04:45 PM (4Mv1T)

92 Well, GilaGuy, look at it this way: The alimony checks just took a nosedive.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 03, 2014 04:45 PM (8MjqI)

93 My big doggeh won't eat bananas, lettuce, tomatoes, etc. She will however snatch stuff off the counter...including whole sticks of butter. She did that to me two days in a row. I thought I was losing my mind. It never occurred to me that a dog would eat a whole stick of butter.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 03, 2014 04:45 PM (bCEmE)

94 Wow
Such veg
Many leafs
Much crunch
Very gassy now
Wow

Posted by: Doge at April 03, 2014 04:46 PM (IOPwP)

95 *flails more* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 08:36 PM (Gk3SS) Down the hall, third door on the left.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 04:46 PM (lr3d7)

96 Kudos to our Compliance Pic Manager kbdabear.  Good job.  Yeomans work.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at April 03, 2014 04:46 PM (jucos)

97
*slams another whiskey for Ynot*

Anybody else?  I'm buying.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2014 04:46 PM (hUf/y)

98 Somebody say, "Bad mood"?

I'm in.

Somebody deal.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 08:45 PM (4Mv1T)


Hey!


*throws a scotch down the bar*

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 04:46 PM (doBIb)

99 52 Peaceful, fibrous heads savagely torn open and consumed by our sworn partisan enemies cowardly disguising their appearances with wet nosed creatures willing to hump anything that moves! Posted by: Tomorrow's web headlines today at April 03, 2014 08:38 PM (wu/TK) They found Kennedy family masks?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 03, 2014 04:46 PM (kj0R+)

100 One of my doggies loved fresh green beans. He would invade my garden to get at them. He would snap them right out of your hand when you tried to prepare them for dinner. He also really liked chili.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 03, 2014 04:47 PM (oMKp3)

101 My old cat, Fred, liked tequila. He would sit on my husband's lap and lap out of his glass of tequila. God, I miss that cat. He got me through a lot of tough and lonely years. He'll be gone three years in July and I'm still not over it. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 03, 2014 08:45 PM (GrtrJ) My SO's dad says that he misses their cat more than he misses some of their relatives.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 04:47 PM (JQkZU)

102 I hope this time next Thursday to be blotto with happiness... final divorce court appearance that afternoon and guess who hasn't gotten a lawyer or contacted mine or the court... if she no-shows, she's gonna be SOL according to my bottom feeder...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 04:48 PM (vHRtU)

103 Hey! *throws a scotch down the bar* Posted by: EC ----------------------------------- Thanks. I'll use that one to chase this one. Boy is my head gonna hurt in the morning.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 04:48 PM (4Mv1T)

104 It never occurred to me that a dog would eat a whole stick of butter. Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2014 08:45 PM (bCEmE) When I dog-sat I had to give one of the doggehs a pill wrapped in butter so he would eat it.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 04:48 PM (JQkZU)

105 GG, the broken hearted pain is a real mfer, it's true. It's totally understandable to have eye leakage. Anyone who says otherwise has never loved someone. Time is the cure.

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 03, 2014 04:48 PM (dpCGE)

106 There's shelter aplenty in brass casings.

Posted by: Omnia Loci at April 03, 2014 04:49 PM (wu/TK)

107 Spring is coming according to Spiny Norman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqufcZYu03s

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 04:49 PM (zDsvJ)

108 Yikes Gilaguy! Well, look at it this way...you're now unencumbered to start over any where you want. (Unless there are kids of course....)

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 03, 2014 04:49 PM (bCEmE)

109 Anyone here have a dog that loves citrus?  My cat poop eating dog also loves any kind of citrus too.  He's a weird one.  I peel oranges and he's right there, putting his head on my lap, waiting for me to give him a sliver.


Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 04:49 PM (doBIb)

110 I'll be OK. Thank you. All of you...

Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 04:49 PM (b96D1)

111 Dogs + cabbage = chemical weapon
Make sure those pups sleep outside for the rest of cabbage season.

Posted by: fluffy at April 03, 2014 04:49 PM (Ua6T/)

112 Here's something to look forward too: only 42 days until Godzilla! Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2014 08:45 PM (zqvg6)


Did you see the new tv spot?

http://youtu.be/48_MWuEUfgI

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 04:50 PM (Gk3SS)

113 Thanks. I'll use that one to chase this one.

Boy is my head gonna hurt in the morning.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 08:48 PM (4Mv1T)



The best way to kill a hangover is.....




....more alcohol!


Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 04:50 PM (doBIb)

114 OT, but I just got my fourth straight $200+ gas & electric bill. I don't ever remember getting more than one per winter before. Good thing for global warming, huh?

Posted by: rickl at April 03, 2014 04:50 PM (sdi6R)

115 Why, that dog's stomach would be a pre-made haggis! WAITER!

Posted by: Barky Obumma at April 03, 2014 04:50 PM (vHRtU)

116 Hey nc morons. Dogs/cabbage stinkie. Dogs love butter, grease, etc

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 04:50 PM (HVff2)

117 oh enough already right now on CNN: Breaking News: Waiting for Australian News Conference on Flight 370 gimme a break

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 03, 2014 04:50 PM (ZqKAA)

118 When I dog-sat I had to give one of the doggehs a pill wrapped in butter so he would eat it. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 08:48 PM (JQkZU) Lol! I usually use Velvetta singles....they moosh around the pill.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 03, 2014 04:50 PM (bCEmE)

119 I hope y'all soon-to-be-divorcees are as happy as I was after mine. I felt like I had the weight of the world removed from my shoulders and I got my life back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 03, 2014 04:50 PM (0HooB)

120 GilaGuy, sorry that this has happened but I hope it works out in the end.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 04:50 PM (JQkZU)

121 Govt. picks on a 91 year man.


http://tinyurl.com/pp6jqz5


Govt run by thieves.



Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 03, 2014 08:37 PM (hUf/y)



I'm going to guess that it has something to do with bunch of "environmental" horseshit: http://tinyurl.com/lew4p2a

Posted by: Country Singer at April 03, 2014 04:51 PM (r/e1Q)

122 112 Yes,yes I have.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2014 04:51 PM (zqvg6)

123 i wish we were all in a big movie theatre watching something funny and nostalgic like "the big lebowski" or something. laughing our heads off

Posted by: concrete girl at April 03, 2014 04:51 PM (e9dkF)

124 Pew. Who let the dogs out, with a whole new meaning.

Posted by: hold your nose at April 03, 2014 04:51 PM (IXrOn)

125 When I dog-sat I had to give one of the doggehs a pill wrapped in butter so he would eat it. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 08:48 PM (JQkZU) Lol! I usually use Velvetta singles....they moosh around the pill. Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2014 08:50 PM (bCEmE) I'd have to watch him to make sure he ate the pill.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 04:51 PM (JQkZU)

126 Did the Hobbits see the plane land in Diego Garcia?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 03, 2014 04:52 PM (bitz6)

127 OT: LA being proudly divided into various non-American enclaves. Well, I was able to visit the city several times when it was still American. [handle link to LA Times]

Posted by: RioBravo at April 03, 2014 04:52 PM (8Ks4F)

128 I love my wife and would be crushed if she ditched me. But I would be in the arms of another in a couple of hours and she knows it.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 03, 2014 04:52 PM (8Pg2o)

129 I just discovered there is more bacon in a bottle of Hormel Real Bacon Bits for the money than in a pack of Hormel microwavable bacon. Who knew? And wifey wonders why Bacon Bits are on the grocery list every week.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 04:52 PM (4Mv1T)

130 110 I'll be OK. Thank you. All of you... Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 08:49 PM (b96D1) Feel free to vent here anytime you need to. The horde is good at lending a virtual shoulder.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 03, 2014 04:52 PM (bCEmE)

131 That puppy looks like it's learning how to like its vegetables. Mom looks like she's going at it pretty good. I don't know if it's laced with bacon drippings or if she's in need of a colon flush.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 03, 2014 04:52 PM (1CroS)

132 Time is the cure. Along with hookers and blow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 03, 2014 04:52 PM (0HooB)

133 123 i wish we were all in a big movie theatre watching something funny and nostalgic like "the big lebowski" or something. -- The kind of movies the morons watch require trench coats and kleenex!

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 04:52 PM (zDsvJ)

134 I used to give my Beagle his epilepsy medicine wrapped in butter or cheese.Damned if that guy wasn't an artist at eating everything and spitting out the tiny pill.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2014 04:53 PM (zqvg6)

135 I love my wife and would be crushed if she ditched me. But I would be in the arms of another in a couple of hours and she knows it. Posted by: spongeworthy ---------------------------------- If my wife ever leaves me, I'm gonna drink whisky EVERY night. Wait.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 04:53 PM (4Mv1T)

136 If you want something fun to brighten your mood -- there's a new Alan Partridge movie. If you like British humor then you'll like the old Alan Partridge TV show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGI9L1wwlwY

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 03, 2014 04:53 PM (ZPrif)

137 oh I almost forgot, and spongeworthy was there with Ace, Dave, lauraw, and Slu in 2007.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 03, 2014 04:53 PM (ZqKAA)

138 so much fiber so much poop green poop

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 04:54 PM (zOTsN)

139 Ugh, late to the party but GilaGuy, I'm sorry.  Hang in there.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 03, 2014 04:54 PM (GrtrJ)

140 OT: Kaley Cuoco (Penny on BBT) has apparently married, and has changed her name in the credits.  Another fantasy bites the dust. 

Actually, she's one of those who sometimes seems really gorgeous and other times is meh.  I'm going with the latter to ease the pain.

Posted by: pep at April 03, 2014 04:54 PM (4nR9/)

141 I'd have to watch him to make sure he ate the pill. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 08:51 PM (JQkZU) I had little doggeh to the vet a few weeks ago....he had 'anxiety' because I was gone all day. The vet gave him a 1/4 pill of a sedative. Opened his mouth, threw it down his throat, closed his mouth then blew in his nose quickly. Gone.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 03, 2014 04:55 PM (bCEmE)

142 If my wife ever leaves me, I'm gonna drink whisky EVERY night. Wait. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 08:53 PM (4Mv1T) You drink whisky because you're lucky to have her.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 04:55 PM (JQkZU)

143 btw, did anyone think of tweeting Gweneth Paltrow yesterday to ask her if she had a tougher day than the Ft Hood victims?

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 03, 2014 04:55 PM (ZqKAA)

144 I think feeding a dog chili is a death penalty offense in some states. As for GilaGuy, hang tough my friend. I've gone through some rough patches before but thinking about Teddy Roosevelt made me feel a bit better. He lost his wife and his mother on the same day: Valentine's Day. It can always be worth.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2014 04:56 PM (oFCZn)

145 Oyez, oyez, oyez!!! Hear ye all NoVA and DC Morons! Her Empress Alex I of Alextopia bids you greeting and commands your attention to the approaching date of NoVAMoMee 2. Tickets may be had by emailing the undersigned. That is all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 04:56 PM (yz6yg)

146 129 I just discovered there is more bacon in a bottle of Hormel Real Bacon Bits for the money than in a pack of Hormel microwavable bacon. Who knew? And wifey wonders why Bacon Bits are on the grocery list every week. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 08:52 PM (4Mv1T) I didn't know that. But, I do now.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 04:56 PM (HVff2)

147 Posted by: pep at April 03, 2014 08:54 PM (4nR9/) There are certain girls whom I can imagine with the whole marriage/kids thing and others that you can't. She seems like one of the latter: I could imagine coming home to find her holding a baby and a rugrat underfoot. It's nice to see that she changed her name and didn't keep her maiden name for "professional reasons".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 04:56 PM (lr3d7)

148 Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 08:49 PM (b96D1)


Been there myself, but not in that tight of a time frame.  Hang in there.  And once in awhile, toss a few good drinks back and bang some other chick.  Preferably your soon-to-be-ex's best friend.  Or her sister.  Or her mother.  Or her mother and her sister.  Or her best friend, sister, and mother.  At the same time.  Whichever works best for you.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 03, 2014 04:57 PM (r/e1Q)

149 You drink whisky because you're lucky to can't believe you have her. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 08:55 PM (JQkZU) FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 04:57 PM (yz6yg)

150 You drink whisky because you're lucky to have her. Posted by: Vendette Fixed

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 04:57 PM (4Mv1T)

151 I had little doggeh to the vet a few weeks ago....he had 'anxiety' because I was gone all day. Posted by: Tami at April 03, 2014 08:55 PM (bCEmE) I live in a building with a 20-pound limit for pet size. There is a dog who has been barking/crying for the past week, for many hours a day.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 04:57 PM (JQkZU)

152 You drink whisky because you're lucky to have her.
Posted by: Vendette

Fixed

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 08:57 PM (4Mv1T)



*forwards comments to Mrs. Road*



Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 04:58 PM (doBIb)

153 Preferably your soon-to-be-ex's best friend. Or her sister. Or her mother. Or her mother and her sister. Or her best friend, sister, and mother. At the same time. Whichever works best for you. Posted by: Country Singer at April 03, 2014 08:57 PM (r/e1Q) I would like to subscribe to your newsletter and associated sex toy catalog.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 04:59 PM (yz6yg)

154 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 08:57 PM (yz6yg) You know of what you speak.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 04:59 PM (JQkZU)

155 Poor ace.  It's no wonder you're feeling down.  How are your adventures in French going?  Seen any good French movies?  Watched 'Le Belle et la bete' yet?  It'll cheer you up.

Posted by: Fledrmaus at April 03, 2014 04:59 PM (FkH4y)

156 As we say in Texas Kill them all! Let God sort them out!

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at April 03, 2014 04:59 PM (0Mvco)

157 OK, migrant cabbage growers, time to watch the Americans then Vikings. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 03, 2014 04:59 PM (0HooB)

158 My late Corgi could smell a pill through a piece of meat, wrapped in bacon, dipped in peanut butter, sandwiched between pieces of cookie, covered in whipped cream, hidden in his dog food, hidden in a clump of cheese, etc. The little booger would happily take the treat, eat the good stuff and drop the pill on the floor. He was a real trial.

Posted by: Tuna at April 03, 2014 04:59 PM (M/TDA)

159 *forwards comments to Mrs. Road* Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 08:58 PM (doBIb) *Recommends*

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:00 PM (JQkZU)

160 There is a dog who has been barking/crying for the past week, for many hours a day. -- We lived below pomeranians in our apt in Houston. Almost went postal on them... or, rather, on their owner.

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 05:00 PM (zDsvJ)

161 Good night, BB!

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:00 PM (JQkZU)

162 Thank's Horde.... I'm just still in shock about BOTH my job and my WIFE. At the same time.... I guess we find out what vows mean, eventually...

Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 05:00 PM (b96D1)

163 That Koch Bros piece was you doing what you do best Ace. There should be some degree of satisfaction that you're helping get that vital message out there. It's AT LEAST as important as it is frightening and depressing.. Â…..and don't stop, or give up, no matter what comes. There are millions out here needing this argument put forth. Â…Â…off to work for me.

Posted by: ontherocks at April 03, 2014 05:00 PM (NnQWb)

164 Kaley Cuoco will have a potato face in 5 years

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:00 PM (zOTsN)

165 You know of what you speak. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 08:59 PM (JQkZU) Indeed I do.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:00 PM (yz6yg)

166 something funny? On YouTube-Dead Parrot video of Nelson Mandela is dead. That's some funny stuff there. Guaranteed Obama voter.

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 03, 2014 05:01 PM (dpCGE)

167 Some time ago somebody posted videos of a German Shepherd barking and dubbed in English. They were funny. Darned if i can find them though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2014 05:01 PM (XyM/Y)

168 *forwards comments to Mrs. Road* Posted by: EC --------------------------------- My worst nightmare has finally come to pass. We have to work together every week on our side business. I'm leaving my gun safe open in hopes she'll find something in there to shoot me with.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 05:01 PM (4Mv1T)

169 OK y'all, I'm calling it an early night.  Have a final exam for a class in the morning, then headed to the woods to hide out while consuming large quantities of beer next to a campfire for the weekend.  See y'all Sunday night.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 03, 2014 05:01 PM (r/e1Q)

170 Are you on Twitter, GilaGuy? Lots of silliness to be had there while you're looking to distract yourself from your sorrows.

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2014 05:01 PM (zDsvJ)

171 I'm in the process of transitioning my bookmarks and passwords from Firefox to Opera following Mozilla's ritual sacrifice to the Velvet Mafia. I did have to install Opera 12 versus 20 in order to use their account synchronization capability, but 12 is still actively supported. I was happy to see that it works out-of-the-box with RHEL 6 (unlike Chrome) which is good as I use that at work. The browser feels so much slicker than FF. The only down side I've found thus far is that there doesn't appear to be a video downloader extension that's on par with DownloadHelper, but I'm finding work-arounds for that. I should have switched sooner. So long, Mozilla.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 03, 2014 05:01 PM (bHnlE)

172 Posted by: Tuna at April 03, 2014 08:59 PM (M/TDA) Corgi on a spit. Yes, that would work

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 05:01 PM (HVff2)

173 Cat v. printer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs&NR=1

Posted by: Retread at April 03, 2014 05:01 PM (cHwk5)

174 I live in a building with a 20-pound limit for pet size. There is a dog who has been barking/crying for the past week, for many hours a day. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 08:57 PM (JQkZU) I don't usually do that. Hubby was having surgery and my in-laws were suppose to come over mid-day to let the dogs out but they didn't get here until early evening. We didn't get home until close to midnight. I hate leaving a dog for a long time. Our neighbors do that and it drives me nuts!!! I can see the poor dog looking out the window at my dogs when I'm outside with them. Last week they went out of town and just had people come at random times to let the poor thing out. I'm seriously considering asking them if they want me to let the dog out during the day. I feel so bad for him. A big yellow lab shouldn't be locked up for 10 hours a day...that's just plain cruel. They pay absolutely no attention to the dog ever. They're both doctors....I wouldn't have them take care of a house plant.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 03, 2014 05:02 PM (bCEmE)

175 Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 09:00 PM (b96D1) Good night, and all the best!

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:02 PM (JQkZU)

176 Posted by: Country Singer at April 03, 2014 09:01 PM (r/e1Q) Sounds fun, good luck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 05:03 PM (HVff2)

177 My worst nightmare has finally come to pass. We have to work together every week on our side business.




Tobacco Road House and Tattoos?


Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:04 PM (doBIb)

178 Thank's Horde.... I'm just still in shock about BOTH my job and my WIFE. At the same time.... I guess we find out what vows mean, eventually... Posted by: GilaGuy I am so sorry. That sucks. Fuck her. make sure you remember to eat and sleep. Take care of yourself

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:04 PM (zOTsN)

179 OK y'all, I'm calling it an early night. Have a final exam for a class in the morning, then headed to the woods to hide out while consuming large quantities of beer next to a campfire for the weekend. See y'all Sunday night.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 03, 2014 09:01 PM (r/e1Q)


CS, that sounds awesome!

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:04 PM (doBIb)

180 So long, Mozilla. Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm Just axed Firefox and am now using Opera for everything. It's pretty slick, but it doesn't work with some sites. Not Opera's fault, but I've had to reinstall Chrome for those. Ick.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at April 03, 2014 05:04 PM (080XV)

181 167 Some time ago somebody posted videos of a German Shepherd barking and dubbed in English. They were funny. Darned if i can find them though. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2014 09:01 PM (XyM/Y) This one: http://tinyurl.com/43j2pgl

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 03, 2014 05:05 PM (bCEmE)

182 Not on twitter. Thankfully (in this circumstance), no kids. Thinking about getting back into amateur photography, or scuba diving, or whatever I can to keep myself from drowning in this mess. Thank you again, all of you!

Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 05:05 PM (b96D1)

183 Sorry GilaGuy. I don't know how you feel (never been married) but I know *how bad* you feel. That whole life thing still has a few bugs in it. I try to be thankful that I'm not suspended over a tank of hungry sharks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 03, 2014 05:05 PM (qyfb5)

184 So while helping son #2 decide on a college major, and son #2 decide on a trade program at community college to pursue, I discovered the US Bureau of Labor Statistics URL. I wonder just how inaccurate these numbers really are? They calculate the unemployment numbers, right?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 05:06 PM (4Mv1T)

185 I'm not giving up Mozilla. I don't give up Ben and Jerry's. I don't give up Chick-Fil-A, or Hobby Lobby. I don't give a flying fuck what your personal or political views are. If I like your product, I'll consume it. If I don't, I won't. I'll leave boycotts to a bunch of whiny, pussy liberals and other assorted dogmatic, hyperserious scolds. I'll do whatever the fuck I like. This is America. And that's the little bit of freedom I still have.

Posted by: notropis at April 03, 2014 05:07 PM (bvlUm)

186 Corgi on a spit. Yes, that would work Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 09:01 PM (HVff2)


*throatpunch*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 05:07 PM (Gk3SS)

187 All packed and ready to go. Gotta get up at 3 AM so not sure how long I can last, but at least the Yankees have their first lead of the season

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 05:07 PM (nzKvP)

188 It never ever feels like it, but in my life when something really truly awful has happened to me, eventually it frees me up for something better. But that is only true if you keep your health

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:07 PM (zOTsN)

189 Not on twitter. Thankfully (in this circumstance), no kids. Thinking about getting back into amateur photography, or scuba diving, or whatever I can to keep myself from drowning in this mess. Thank you again, all of you! Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 09:05 PM (b96D1) I've been where you are GG. Almost exactly. It sucks. But, I can also say I never would have found the absolute gem of a woman I have now if I hadn't gone through that hell. Every morning I wake up I remind myself that it's not a dream, that she's really next to me. It's going to come around for you too. Hang tough.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:07 PM (yz6yg)

190 All packed and ready to go. Gotta get up at 3 AM so not sure how long I can last, but at least the Yankees have their first lead of the season Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 09:07 PM (nzKvP) Safe travels!

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:08 PM (JQkZU)

191 Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 09:05 PM (b96D1 Romans 5 Hang in there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 05:09 PM (HVff2)

192 *throatpunch* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 09:07 PM (Gk3SS) Porter to Aisle 186! Porter to Aisle 186 for clean-up!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:09 PM (yz6yg)

193 164 Kaley Cuoco will have a potato face in 5 years Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 09:00 PM (zOTsN) That sucks.

Posted by: Rumer Willis at April 03, 2014 05:09 PM (oFCZn)

194 186 Corgi on a spit. Yes, that would work Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 09:01 PM (HVff2) *throatpunch* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 09:07 PM (Gk3SS) Let's seeÂ… what was it? Raptors, lions, eagles, emusÂ…what am I missing?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:09 PM (GEICT)

195 I can imagine what life with those dogs will be like.  My husband had a TIA (mini-stroke) a few weeks ago, and I told him that since I have to lose weight to bring my cholesterol down, he's coming along for the ride.  So he's had to give up wine, sugar and other excessive carbs.  Also, he needs to increase his fibre intake.  (Uh oh)  So I just discovered the wonders of bulgur wheat and made a tasty low-fat chili with it.  It was so good, he ate a bit too much, and now he's upstairs moaning that nothing is happening.  I gave a Dulcolax, but he still came downstairs and ate some prune, even though I warned him that when that it all kicks in he may blow his can off.  That's why I'm sitting at the computer, because I don't want to go to bed while he's in this state, but I don't know how long this will take.  Naturally, he won't drink water and I'm tired of nagging him to.

Posted by: Fledrmaus at April 03, 2014 05:09 PM (FkH4y)

196 Thanks, Tami. That was a good one. I also like the "Dog wants a cat" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI4yoXyb1_M

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2014 05:10 PM (XyM/Y)

197 *throatpunch* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 09:07 PM (Gk3SS) SEE, Vendette, SEE? WEE FIST IN THROAT!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2014 05:10 PM (oFCZn)

198 16 Mile Blues Golden Ale sucks.

That is all.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 05:10 PM (IVgIK)

199 Tobacco Road House and Tattoos? Posted by: EC There's that, and then some real estate. My wife likes to file in grocery sacks. Okay, I exaggerate, a little. I insisted we use modern 1930's filing technology. Hanging files and manila folders. You'd think I asked her to check the mail naked.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 05:10 PM (4Mv1T)

200 And why is Ace in such a horrible mood? Did he read one of AD's posts and come to the realization that he is a miserable human being that is responsible for all that ails America?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:10 PM (GEICT)

201 Ginger tea will get things started in the "going" department

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:10 PM (zOTsN)

202 My other cat, the non-lettuce-eating one, is actually easy to give a pill to. I gently squeeze his jaw hinges, his mouth pops open, and down the hatch. It's usually over in a matter of seconds. The only times it doesn't go smoothly is when my aim is off and I don't drop it cleanly down his throat. Now the first cat, the lettuce-eating one, acts more like a normal cat when it comes to pills. That old chain e-mail "How to Give a Cat a Pill" was written about her. I can remember some epic battles and I have the scars to prove it.

Posted by: rickl at April 03, 2014 05:10 PM (sdi6R)

203 Let's seeÂ… what was it? Raptors, lions, eagles, emusÂ…what am I missing? Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 09:09 PM (GEICT) Not delivered to you. You fortunate thing.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:11 PM (JQkZU)

204 Hasn't been a new asian martial arts star since, what, Jet Li? Hurry up asian dudes. Li and Chan are old as fuck.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 03, 2014 05:11 PM (ZPrif)

205 OK nasty weather is here.  Gonna hunker down.  Be good, morons!

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 03, 2014 05:12 PM (GrtrJ)

206 Widmer "India Pale Lager" (is this a real thing?) isn't terrible, but it's $4.99 for a 12-pack at the Paki store around the corner, so I'm not complaining.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at April 03, 2014 05:12 PM (MbqmP)

207 SEE, Vendette, SEE? WEE FIST IN THROAT! Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2014 09:10 PM (oFCZn) You are blessed.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:12 PM (JQkZU)

208 OT

Here's that Opie and Anthony bit from earlier today that artisannal ette was talking about.  Whole lotta f-bombs.  They are pissed.


http://youtu.be/MRjbFJiTzak

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:12 PM (doBIb)

209 "You'd think I asked her to check the mail naked." Go on...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 05:12 PM (vHRtU)

210 Not delivered to you. You fortunate thing. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 09:11 PM (JQkZU) That's it. Good. Very good. Lure him into a false sense of security.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:12 PM (yz6yg)

211 >> Weirdest pet dietary likes I had was a kitteh who liked cantaloupe.
 
Y-not, I had a cat that loved it too. He would headbutt me constantly until I shared.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2014 05:12 PM (cHZB7)

212 51 does this mean more methane gas will be exuded?

Posted by: greenies at April 03, 2014 08:38 PM (nqBYe)



we are On it!

Posted by: EPA at April 03, 2014 05:12 PM (15qFH)

213 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 09:07 PM (Gk3SS) :-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 05:13 PM (HVff2)

214 You are blessed. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 09:12 PM (JQkZU) It wasn't me BUT IT COULD BE ANY ONE OF US!!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2014 05:13 PM (oFCZn)

215 Safe travels! Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 09:08 PM (JQkZU) Thanks. Off to Portsmouth Naval Hospital for a few days. Suppose to be pouring all day tomorrow. Good thing I never washed the care

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 05:13 PM (nzKvP)

216 You'd think I asked her to check the mail naked.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 09:10 PM (4Mv1T)


LOL! 

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:14 PM (doBIb)

217 Posted by: Fledrmaus at April 03, 2014 09:09 PM (FkH4y) I had one about 10 yrs. ago. Make him take it easy for a while.

Posted by: BignJames at April 03, 2014 05:14 PM (HtUkt)

218 *throatpunch* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 03, 2014 09:07 PM (Gk3SS) fnord (Gk3SS) I see that Corellian Hoverpack is working out well for you.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 05:14 PM (qyfb5)

219 Thanks. Off to Portsmouth Naval Hospital for a few days. Suppose to be pouring all day tomorrow. Good thing I never washed the care Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 09:13 PM (nzKvP) WhyÂ…you're driving right by Vendette and I. Wave when you hit the Telegraph Road exit after the Wilson Bridge.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:14 PM (yz6yg)

220 Weirdest pet dietary likes I had was a kitteh who liked cantaloupe. Y-not, I had a cat that loved it too. He would headbutt me constantly until I shared. Posted by: GnuBreed ---------------- Yup. Same here. Meanest little SOB you ever met, but loved him some cantaloupe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 05:14 PM (aDwsi)

221 http://youtu.be/MRjbFJiTzak Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 09:12 PM (doBIb) Did you read any of the comments? The first couple I saw read like they were lifted straight from here.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:14 PM (GEICT)

222 For the last week and a half a poor doggeh has barked in despair because the owner isn't home. I think it's a new doggeh but it really does suck knowing I can't help.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:15 PM (JQkZU)

223 140 OT: Kaley Cuoco (Penny on BBT) has apparently married, and has changed her name in the credits. Another fantasy bites the dust. Actually, she's one of those who sometimes seems really gorgeous and other times is meh. I'm going with the latter to ease the pain. Posted by: pep at April 03, 2014 08:54 PM (4nR9/) My fantasy died when I found out that Melissa Rauch who plays Bernadette is married A woman who stands 4-11 with those kind of boobehs should almost be a scientific impossibility http://tinyurl.com/mdugk5z

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 05:15 PM (aTXUx)

224 Did you read any of the comments?

The first couple I saw read like they were lifted straight from here.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 09:14 PM (GEICT)



One of the comments refers to both O and A supporting TFG.  Is that right?  Did they?

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:16 PM (doBIb)

225 Wave when you hit the Telegraph Road exit after the Wilson Bridge. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:14 PM (yz6yg) Where is that? Off what road?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 05:16 PM (nzKvP)

226 did they vote for him? cause fuck them

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:16 PM (zOTsN)

227 185 notropis at April 03, 2014 09:07 PM (bvlUm) You're a super hero champ... if you haven't noticed the shrill fuckers have gained power from fear of boycott and shit. Ah whatever. You go on loving and indulging and they'll go on gaining and gaining power. The corporations have largely been subverted b/c they think the left is totes earnest in their beliefs and we're a joke. and *we are*

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 05:16 PM (TE35l)

228 Honestly, I think this is a secret kimchi recipe. 

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2014 05:16 PM (ILBCY)

229 I had one about 10 yrs. ago. Make him take it easy for a while.

Posted by: BignJames at April 03, 2014 09:14 PM (HtUkt)


Thanks.  I try, but he's one of those guys who just doesn't like to take this sort of thing seriously.  He's a year from retirement; frankly, I wish he'd retire right now.  He is on reduced hours at work, and is not working as hard as before.  I trust the lifestyle change will make a difference.

Posted by: Fledrmaus at April 03, 2014 05:17 PM (FkH4y)

230 Bcochran1981...what about a glock? wanted ruger, trying for s and w, may need to switch.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 03, 2014 05:17 PM (e9dkF)

231 Where is that? Off what road? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 09:16 PM (nzKvP) I-95

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:17 PM (yz6yg)

232 The Priceline commercial where The Shat throws the smirking hipster out a 30 story hotel window was just on That's why we all secretly want to be The Shat

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 05:17 PM (aTXUx)

233 I go down to Portsmouth by the Eastern Shore route. Never get anywhere near DC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 05:18 PM (nzKvP)

234 TR - My filing technique is simple. I know which pile it is in. This one here, that one over there.... Mrs. H is obsessive. She has a filing cabinet full of stuff that was useless 20 years ago..., but all neatly filed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

235 wanted ruger, trying for s and w, may need to switch. Posted by: concrete girl at April 03, 2014 09:17 PM (e9dkF) Wanted Ruger You'll take S&W You'll get Airsoft

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:18 PM (yz6yg)

236 Wanted Ruger
You'll take S&W
You'll get Airsoft

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:18 PM (yz6yg)



pewpewpew

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:19 PM (doBIb)

237 I go down to Portsmouth by the Eastern Shore route. Never get anywhere near DC Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 09:18 PM (nzKvP) Ah. Too bad.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:19 PM (yz6yg)

238 I-95 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:17 PM (yz6yg) I basically head due South as soon as I get over the Delaware Bridge

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 05:19 PM (nzKvP)

239 Where is that? Off what road? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 09:16 PM (nzKvP) When you are driving across the Wilson Bridge at Route 1 wave at me and at Telegraph Road wave at Bannion.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:19 PM (JQkZU)

240 "I gave a Dulcolax, but he still came downstairs and ate some prune, even though I warned him that when that it all kicks in he may blow his can off."

I understand that Haribo sugar free gummi bears may be of some service in pulling the cork. If the reviews are to be trusted.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 05:19 PM (noWW6)

241 You'll get Airsoft

Try Pop Tart gnawed into the shape of a gun. 

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2014 05:20 PM (ILBCY)

242 I'm listening to rest of the O and A bit and they sound like Morons right here.  If they did in fact vote for TFG, they must have done a complete 180 since then.


Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:20 PM (doBIb)

243 When you are driving across the Wilson Bridge at Route 1 wave at me and at Telegraph Road wave at Bannion. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 09:19 PM (JQkZU) Actually I am coming to DC in July for a Conference at Walter Reed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 05:20 PM (nzKvP)

244 43 Goood doggehs! I was let known a few weeks ago that I'm being "let go" from my job at the end of June. Today, my wife of 12 years filed me with divorce papers. I wish I was a dog eating cabbage. Gila hang fast.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at April 03, 2014 05:20 PM (dZGNV)

245 230 concrete girl at April 03, 2014 09:17 PM (e9dkF) I'm secretly intrigued by the Remington R-51... ordered my son his 1st rifle today....

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 05:20 PM (TE35l)

246 Honestly, I think this is a secret kimchi recipe. Posted by: no good ----- Cabbage fermented by dog? Why not? Isn't there a sought-after (by others) coffee bean that is found in monkey poo?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 05:20 PM (aDwsi)

247 One of the comments refers to both O and A supporting TFG. Is that right? Did they? Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 09:16 PM (doBIb) No idea. I didn't listen to it. I just read the first couple comments. Revolution. Liberty. Calling someone a twatty c*nt.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:20 PM (GEICT)

248 A woman who stands 4-11 with those kind of boobehs should almost be a scientific impossibility God works in mysterious ways. Short girls with big tits are hooray.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 05:20 PM (lr3d7)

249 "My husband had a TIA (mini-stroke) a few weeks ago"

And he is clued in that those are usually the opening act for a big, scary, permanent, for-real stroke, correct? It's a really bad thing to ignore.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 05:21 PM (noWW6)

250 No idea. I didn't listen to it. I just read the first couple comments. Revolution. Liberty. Calling someone a twatty c*nt.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 09:20 PM (GEICT)


Twatty c*nt is a good one.



*writes it down and files it away*

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:21 PM (doBIb)

251 235 wanted ruger, trying for s and w, may need to switch. Posted by: concrete girl at April 03, 2014 09:17 PM (e9dkF) Wanted Ruger You'll take S&W You'll get Airsoft Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:18 PM (yz6y And you will like it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 05:21 PM (HVff2)

252 I go down to Portsmouth by the Eastern Shore route. Never get anywhere near DC Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 09:18 PM (nzKvP) I congratulate you for missing the traffic and wish you a safe trip!

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:21 PM (JQkZU)

253 >> Weirdest pet dietary likes I had was a kitteh who liked cantaloupe. Y-not, I had a cat that loved it too. He would headbutt me constantly until I shared.
We have one that likes cantaloupe here. A tough old girl. When nuclear winter hits and there is nothing left but cockroaches, Maggie will be crunching to her heart's stomach's content.

Posted by: fluffy at April 03, 2014 05:21 PM (Ua6T/)

254 I'm secretly intrigued by the Remington R-51... ordered my son his 1st rifle today.... Posted by: sven ----------------------- I am interested also. Want to fire one. My thoughts are that if there are any shortcomings, Remington should be all over any fix/retrofit required. But who knows..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 05:22 PM (aDwsi)

255 If they did in fact vote for TFG, they must have done a complete 180 since then. Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 09:20 PM (doBIb) Cumia didn't, IIRC.

Posted by: CAC at April 03, 2014 05:22 PM (iOxpm)

256 230 Bcochran1981...what about a glock? wanted ruger, trying for s and w, may need to switch. Posted by: concrete girl at April 03, 2014 09:17 PM (e9dkF) I'm not a Glock fan. Nothing personal, just a S&W guy.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:22 PM (GEICT)

257 Short girls with big tits are hooray. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 09:20 PM (lr3d7) Does that come with a flat head too? You got the stock number for that model?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:22 PM (yz6yg)

258 I want a short girl with big tits, anyone have a spare you'd be willing to trade or sell?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 05:23 PM (vHRtU)

259 >>>I go down to Portsmouth by the Eastern Shore route. Never get anywhere near DC I'm pretty sure the easiest way from Baltimore to points south is via Knoxville. 301 is a 2 lane piece of shit with a zillion revenue traps, and I-95 is a 6 lane parking lot from the Wilson Bridge until somewhere past Quantico. It's a five hour drive from my house to Raleigh, and at least 2, usually 3, of them are spent just getting to Richmond. God, I hate that drive. You have my sympathies.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2014 05:23 PM (Pvcl5)

260 TR - My filing technique is simple. I know which pile it is in. This one here, that one over there.... Mrs. H is obsessive. She has a filing cabinet full of stuff that was useless 20 years ago..., but all neatly filed. Posted by: Mike Hammer ----------------------------- The trouble is, all this real estate belongs to my wife, who works at the hospital, and can never be reached. So when something has to be taken care of during the day, I have to rifle though all her stuff, and I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!! Although I do like the regular checks.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 05:24 PM (4Mv1T)

261 So I called the courthouse yesterday to find out what was going on with my case. Turns out that everything was finished back in February. The girl on the other end of the line even offers to leave my paperwork with the clerks so I can just pick it up. I drove up to Denver today to pick it up. Through a fucking snowstorm. Clear blue skies and warm weather all week, and God chooses today to dump 8" of global warming all over the highway. The good news is that my probation is over, the charges were dismissed, and I can start the process to seal the records.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 05:24 PM (lr3d7)

262 Open Thread with Boots Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/ny38taz

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 05:24 PM (aTXUx)

263 taunting ****backing away slowly, then turns and runs****

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:24 PM (zOTsN)

264 /hands AtC a bear mace That sugar glider was cute, until I realized what it was flossing with. Come to think, that sugar glider is clearly living the AoSHQ Lifestyle.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 03, 2014 05:25 PM (m9V0o)

265 Wow....the very last bit of the O and A talks about guns. 



These guys must be morons for sure.  They could not have voted for TFG the way they are carrying on about guns and how the govt is trying to take Opie's (or Anthony's) "assault rifle" away.


Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:25 PM (doBIb)

266  There's quite a review of them on Amazon:  http://tinyurl.com/nouj3ru


"What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005."

I think I'll wait a day or two before I go for the nuclear option.

Posted by: Fledrmaus at April 03, 2014 05:25 PM (FkH4y)

267 CA

Posted by: concrete girl at April 03, 2014 05:25 PM (e9dkF)

268 It's a five hour drive from my house to Raleigh, and at least 2, usually 3, of them are spent just getting to Richmond. God, I hate that drive. You have my sympathies.


You mean that part on I-85 through the forest?  Yeah.  That part sucks.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:26 PM (doBIb)

269 You got the stock number for that model? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:22 PM (yz6yg) Just be wary of the Puerto Rican models. Big tits only cancel out so much crazy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 05:26 PM (lr3d7)

270 196 Thanks, Tami. That was a good one. I also like the "Dog wants a cat" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI4yoXyb1_M Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 03, 2014 09:10 PM (XyM/Y) Love it!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 03, 2014 05:27 PM (bCEmE)

271 254 Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 09:22 PM (aDwsi) I heard she's a biter a bit on the range. The weapon has a few design features you'd think would ameliorate felt-recoil BUT like most thin skimpy heft 9s it is a chewer on the soft part of your hand.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 05:27 PM (TE35l)

272 It's a five hour drive from my house to Raleigh, and at least 2, usually 3, of them are spent just getting to Richmond. God, I hate that drive. You have my sympathies. Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2014 09:23 PM (Pvcl5) I take route 1 or 13 all the way straight into Virginia Beach and then just cut over to Portsmouth. It's not a bad ride. Never to much traffic and plenty places to drink Java and pee

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 03, 2014 05:27 PM (nzKvP)

273 The trouble is, all this real estate belongs to my wife, who works at the hospital, and can never be reached. So when something has to be taken care of during the day, I have to rifle though all her stuff, and I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!

Although I do like the regular checks.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 09:24 PM (4Mv1T)



Power of attorney, yo!

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:27 PM (doBIb)

274 Sven, what did you order for the boy? Do tell. And wait on the Rem R-51. Reviews down here are mixed at best.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 05:27 PM (4Mv1T)

275 the reviews of the sugar free gummys are hilarious!!! "prefect gift for your congressional representatives"

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:27 PM (zOTsN)

276 Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:28 PM (zOTsN)

277 Open Thread with Boots Compliance Pic

http://tinyurl.com/ny38taz

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 09:24 PM (aTXUx)



Boots?  Where?

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:28 PM (doBIb)

278 Short girls with big tits are hooray. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 09:20 PM (lr3d7) Stick it in your ear.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:28 PM (JQkZU)

279 >>>You mean that part on I-85 through the forest? Yeah. That part sucks. Yeah, 70 mph speed limit and the free air to actually go that fast. That sucks. Gotta keep it under 80 though, or you're paying the big bucks.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2014 05:28 PM (Pvcl5)

280 This demon candy will force it's way through your GI tract lickity split. After eating maybe ten of these innocent looking delicious hell bears, I noticed that there started a grumbling from my insides. Before I knew it, I was involuntarily squeezing my sphinxter shut to hold back the devilish tide of lava juice that was trying to force its way out. Good luck and may God have mercy on all who dare to partake in this sacrament.

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:28 PM (zOTsN)

281 Gotta keep it under 80 though, or you're paying the big bucks.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 03, 2014 09:28 PM (Pvcl5)



Fuckers like to hide every other exit.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:29 PM (doBIb)

282 I was performing at a professional theatre with some other actors. We were presenting 'To Kill a Mockingbird', and I played Scout Finch. Every Thursday, we had a school performance where schools would come in to see the show. On one Thursday, we had only two schools fill up all 1,200 of the seats. One school, which brought about 700 kids, decided that it would be nice to give their kids a treat- Sugar free gummi bears. They ate them before the performance. About 30 minutes into the show, the farting started. All the performers were overwhelmed by the stench, but we carried on. Then, the kids started leaving to go take care of the gummi bears they had eaten. About 700 of them were infected. There was only 20 toilets. By intermission, over half of the seats were empty and kids had left to go down the street for more bathrooms. The other school didn't stay for the Q&A or backstage tour- They couldn't stand the smell. I got out of that theatre 2 hours early and had plenty of free time for the first time ever! Thanks Haribo!!

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:29 PM (zOTsN)

283 Stick it in your ear. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 09:28 PM (JQkZU) Tried once. She wasn't into it :p I'm actually a fan of women in all shapes and sizes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 05:30 PM (lr3d7)

284 I'm actually a fan of women in all shapes and sizes. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 09:30 PM (lr3d7) Good response.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:31 PM (JQkZU)

285 bad bears, huh?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 05:31 PM (V70Uh)

286

LOL! Thank you!

Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 03, 2014 05:32 PM (b96D1)

287 What about a 'short skirt and a long jacket'?


Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:32 PM (doBIb)

288 Good response. Posted by: Vendette ----------------------------- He learned that from the Joliet Jake-Carrie Fisher scene in the tunnel in Blues Brothers.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 05:32 PM (4Mv1T)

289 Holy mother of god - everything I have eaten since the third grade (I'm 55) left my body in a Vesuvius like manner. My dogs sat outside the bathroom howling in response to my groans and projectile intestinal reaction. I have had kidney stones and welcome them compared to the gut wrenching churning. What the hell is wrong with

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:32 PM (zOTsN)

290 What about a 'short skirt and a long jacket'? A pencil skirt and a pair of black heels? mmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 05:33 PM (lr3d7)

291 I'm actually a fan of women in all shapes and sizes. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 09:30 PM (lr3d7) Me too, I like em so much I bought one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 05:33 PM (HVff2)

292 Good response. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 09:31 PM (JQkZU) Relax there Missy. You're no slouch.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:33 PM (yz6yg)

293 287 What about a 'short skirt and a long jacket'? Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 09:32 PM (doBIb) With a mind like a diamond.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 05:33 PM (mx5oN)

294 A pencil skirt and a pair of black heels? mmmmmmmm. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 09:33 PM (lr3d7) :::perks ::: Somebody call me?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:34 PM (yz6yg)

295 They were EXACTLY what they said they were. And they did EXACTLY what the other reviewers said. I lost 10 pounds

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:34 PM (zOTsN)

296 With a mind like a diamond.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 09:33 PM (mx5oN)


With shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:34 PM (doBIb)

297 sven10077, thanks for responding Bcochran, me neither, don't like their looks, but available here. Sean, no way

Posted by: concrete girl at April 03, 2014 05:34 PM (e9dkF)

298 He learned that from the Joliet Jake-Carrie Fisher scene in the tunnel in Blues Brothers. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 09:32 PM (4Mv1T) Blues Brothers 2000 was horrific. I can attest, because I saw it in the theater.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:35 PM (JQkZU)

299 Y'all like the dogs? You should try 'em with mustard...

Posted by: Barky Soetero, As American As Any Other Indonesian at April 03, 2014 05:35 PM (FcR7P)

300 Somebody call me? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:34 PM (yz6yg) I don't want to hear about what AtC makes you wear to the bar on Friday nights.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 05:35 PM (lr3d7)

301 274 Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 09:27 PM (4Mv1T) I decided to go with the Mossberg MVP Patrol in 5.56... his mother and I both have AR-15s or derivatives and plenty of Stanag mags... I am a believer in learning to shoot on a bolt rifle and my gunsmith is going to put a picatinny on the bottom of the stock and a bigger "tactical" bolt knob... Hell I may pay to get it painted like an 8-ball. http://tinyurl.com/o7jl7ew I figure letting the lad make it his own will be good for him

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 05:35 PM (TE35l)

302 So, what's wrong with the regular gummi bears? Why give kids the sugar-free ones?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 05:35 PM (V70Uh)

303 Who uses a machete to cut through red tape

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 05:36 PM (mx5oN)

304 Concrete Girl, The main thing is to experiment with and find the weapon that YOU like and will shoot enough to get real good with. Anyhow happy shooting.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 05:36 PM (TE35l)

305 Man if you're a fan of toilet humor those reviews are the funniest thing evah!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 03, 2014 05:37 PM (oFCZn)

306 >>>I'm actually a fan of women in all shapes and sizes.



Women seem to have a hard time understanding that while you may have a "type" you can surely appreciate women in all their forms.

And boy do I.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 05:37 PM (IVgIK)

307 So, what's wrong with the regular gummi bears? Why give kids the sugar-free ones? Sugar is the debbil. Instead we have to make our children shit themselves so that they'll learn to hate and fear sweets, and love kale chips instead.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 05:37 PM (lr3d7)

308 Who uses a machete to cut through red tape

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 09:36 PM (mx5oN)



With fingernails like shine like justice.


Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:37 PM (doBIb)

309 I figure letting the lad make it his own will be good for him Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 --------------------------- Most excellent!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 05:37 PM (4Mv1T)

310 I don't want to hear about what AtC makes you wear to the bar on Friday nights. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 09:35 PM (lr3d7) What Alextopia needs.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:38 PM (JQkZU)

311 302 So, what's wrong with the regular gummi bears? Why give kids the sugar-free ones? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 09:35 PM (V70Uh) Because of the bullshit belief that sugar causes hyperactivity.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 05:38 PM (mx5oN)

312 sven,

That's a nice rifle.  I'm presently looking to acquire something new but I don't know what yet.  Something nice, something different.  I'll keep the MVP in mind.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:38 PM (doBIb)

313 With fingernails like shine like justice. Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 09:37 PM (doBIb) A voice that is dark like tinted glass.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 05:38 PM (lr3d7)

314 What Alextopia needs. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 09:38 PM (JQkZU) But not what it deserves.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:39 PM (GEICT)

315 I don't want to hear about what AtC makes you wear to the bar on Friday nights. Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 09:35 PM (lr3d7) Ah no. The pencil skirt and black heels represent the mating plumage of the genus Stafferensis Capitolis. With the first 70 degree day of the year due here in DC on Saturday, I suspect that late sap run in that species will lead to plunging necklines by Wednesday.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:39 PM (yz6yg)

316 308 Who uses a machete to cut through red tape Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 09:36 PM (mx5oN) With fingernails like shine like justice. Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 09:37 PM (doBIb) And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 05:39 PM (mx5oN)

317 I bought a 5 lb gummy bear for my daughter for Christmas. I think she's eaten half of the bear's head so far. I've told them the Easter Bunny is a jealous god who won't bring candy while there is still Halloween candy around.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 03, 2014 05:39 PM (SUKHu)

318 Hey Sven! Better this evening than this morning?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 03, 2014 05:39 PM (60Vyp)

319 Wasn't there a Gospel verse: "Blessed are the natural sweeteners. They are gifts of the Lord, to be enjoyed in moderation." I am pretty sure that was part of the Sermon on the Mount.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 05:40 PM (V70Uh)

320 She is fast and thorough, and sharp as a tack.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:40 PM (doBIb)

321 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!! Although I do like the regular checks. Posted by: Tobacco Road ----------------------- Okay. I said Mrs. H is well organized, but you should not extrapolate from that that her filing system is logical..., at least to a normal male. I look for the AT&T file...., not there. Okay, try..., uh..., Bellsouth. Nope, not there either. That evening, "Where should I look for the telephone bills?" Answer: "In the file marked 'Telephone'.."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 05:40 PM (aDwsi)

322 She's touring the facility and picking up slack.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 05:41 PM (mx5oN)

323 Sugar-free shit is for diabetics. Period.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 05:41 PM (V70Uh)

324 I thought that was '...blessed are the Cheesemakers...'

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 05:41 PM (vHRtU)

325 4 Cute, but ultimately flatulent. Posted by: Beagle at April 03, 2014 08:30 PM (sOtz/) You got that right!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at April 03, 2014 05:41 PM (HsTG8)

326 Sugar-free shit is for diabetics. Period.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 09:41 PM (V70Uh)



How the crap do they handle it?

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:41 PM (doBIb)

327 http://tinyurl.com/kr9f8qj Uh-oh.... here it comes... MS reporting that "Ft Hood Soldier skirted gun rules" No assholes he skirted gun rules when he brought his guns on post.... where they are gonna try to take this is make it so you have to declare what guns you own period and then register or have them confiscated and if you go to mental hygiene boom you lose your guns. I hate these cocksucking assholes so much I can taste the bile. Hey GOP make the case to the American people that soldiers deserve the same CCW rules civilians have and you won't have these duck hunt Ft Hood Kill Frenzy games going on so lightly.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 05:41 PM (TE35l)

328 The pencil skirt and black heels represent the mating plumage of the genus Stafferensis Capitolis. Yeah, my old BC had stories of his time working in Senator Dominici's office. My current boss (a retired LTC), likes to say that if you graphed the average hotness of women across the country on the Y axis and the locations on the X axis, You see a bulge on the far left in CA, then a much smaller one in CO, and then a very narrow and very tall spike on the far right marked "Capitol Hill"

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 05:42 PM (lr3d7)

329 But not what it deserves. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 09:39 PM (GEICT) Indeed.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:42 PM (JQkZU)

330 Even the name, "cute dogs eating cabbage" kind of makes me happy. And it also makes me have questions about why dogs are eating cabbage, but who cares?

Posted by: Seems legit at April 03, 2014 05:42 PM (A98Xu)

331 Aarrggg...   just finished Cauldron of Ghosts by David Weber and Eric Flint...

It ends on a cliff-hanger...  gimme the next book now!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 03, 2014 05:43 PM (1cFNy)

332 that if you graphed the average hotness of women across the country on the Y axis and the locations on the X axis, You see a bulge on the far left in CA, then a much smaller one in CO, and then a very narrow and very tall spike on the far right marked "Capitol Hill" Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 09:42 PM (lr3d7) THIS.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:43 PM (yz6yg)

333 aaawwww, cute doggehs!! 

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 05:44 PM (8lmkt)

334 Scrotum leather? http://tinyurl.com/kh3x9wb

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 05:44 PM (vHRtU)

335 Anyhow happy shooting. Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 09:36 PM (TE35l) you too, and again, thank you for your kind response. where i live, things are being removed from the compliant sheet every week. i have a s and w on three wait lists.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 03, 2014 05:45 PM (e9dkF)

336 I love it when they're pre-stuffed!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 03, 2014 05:45 PM (mx5oN)

337 Female here: The pencil skirt is a great thing.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:45 PM (JQkZU)

338 When I went to HS in San Diego, you could count the number of fat girls using the fingers on one hand. I live in the South now. Different culture.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 05:45 PM (V70Uh)

339 How the crap do they handle it? Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 09:41 PM (doBIb) We eat it sparingly. Or not at all. The idea that diabetics can't have sugar is false. Sugar isn't the problem. What the body breaks down into sugar is. Which is carbs. Diabetics can eat anything anyone else can. We just can't do it whenever we want. If I have a meal and take my meds, I can't then decide an hour later I want a bowl of ice cream. Doesn't work that way.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:45 PM (GEICT)

340 you too, and again, thank you for your kind response. where i live, things are being removed from the compliant sheet every week. i have a s and w on three wait lists.


Your S and W may not be there much longer as they've indicated they are pulling out of CA completely over the microstamping fiasco.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:45 PM (doBIb)

341 Anyway my weapons all live off post with a trusted friend with a clearance.... I am seriously afraid they are gonna try to take their micromanaging FAILED TWICE bullshit regs off post and hound us everywhere so long as we are in the loving embrace of DoD.... Ft Hood 1 and 2 are the perfect embodiment of the failure of the logic of gun control.... it is a game that requires perfect compliance by all to have any chance of working and psychos and Jihadists are playing a different game. My guns have not hurt anyone, Hasan and Lopez's did.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 05:46 PM (TE35l)

342 And boy do I. Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 09:37 PM (IVgIK) Good, I'm sick of the testosterone challenged.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 03, 2014 05:46 PM (A98Xu)

343 Answer: "In the file marked 'Telephone'.." Posted by: Mike Hammer ----------------------------- I LOL'd!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 05:46 PM (4Mv1T)

344 338 When I went to HS in San Diego, you could count the number of fat girls using the fingers on one hand. I live in the South now. Different culture. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 09:45 PM (V70Uh) I'll take a Southern girl over a Cali girl any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:46 PM (GEICT)

345 Eat too many carbs, become a diabetic. Eat too many meats and fat, develop gout. Geez. What's a moron to do?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 05:47 PM (V70Uh)

346 Female here: The pencil skirt is a great thing. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 09:45 PM (JQkZU) We are not complaining.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:47 PM (yz6yg)

347 No assholes he skirted gun rules when he brought his guns on post.... ----------------- We need new rules to enforce the old rules. People will obey the new rules.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 05:47 PM (aDwsi)

348 St Louis has tornado warnings according to The Weather Channel

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 05:47 PM (aTXUx)

349 345 Eat too many carbs, become a diabetic. Eat too many meats and fat, develop gout. Geez. What's a moron to do? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 09:47 PM (V70Uh) Eat what you want and die like a man.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 05:47 PM (mx5oN)

350 Female here: The pencil skirt is a great thing.


+1



Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:48 PM (doBIb)

351 I'll take a Southern girl over a Cali girl any day of the week and twice on Sundays. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 09:46 PM (GEICT) I'll take mine with just the slightest hint of a Savannah drawl, please.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:48 PM (yz6yg)

352 Dr Rusty Shackleford from My Pet Jawa is a moron? se below quote Also, note that Ivan Lopez is a "white Hispanic". They say he's from Puerto Rico, which is a suburb of Peruvia. I think. peruvia!

Posted by: thunderb at April 03, 2014 05:49 PM (zOTsN)

353 Smile when you say that. My wife is a Cali girl. Times have changed. I met my wife in church. Meet a girl in a bar and then complain when you find out she's a whore.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 05:49 PM (V70Uh)

354 I'll take mine with just the slightest hint of a Savannah drawl, please. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:48 PM (yz6yg) Like I said beforeÂ….sweet as dixie crystal.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:49 PM (GEICT)

355 Times have changed. I met my wife in church. Meet a girl in a bar and then complain when you find out she's a whore. The girl you (not you personally) meet in church can turn out to be a whore too. There are no guarantees.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 05:50 PM (mx5oN)

356
We eat it sparingly. Or not at all.


But the explosive diarrhea?

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:50 PM (doBIb)

357 One thing to commend the 16 Mile beer- 5.9% Alcohol.

I now don't care that it tastes like a skunks butt.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 05:51 PM (IVgIK)

358 356 We eat it sparingly. Or not at all. But the explosive diarrhea? Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 09:50 PM (doBIb) Helps them maintain a healthy weight.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 05:51 PM (mx5oN)

359 Caught a little mouse in a live trap this morning, set it outside to deal with after work. Daughter stops by the house midday and finds two more dead ones. I'm thinking they committed suicide in some sort of solidarity pact with the captured one. Good for them.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 03, 2014 05:51 PM (4cnei)

360 The girl you (not you personally) meet in church can turn out to be a whore too. There are no guarantees. Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 09:50 PM (mx5oN) I'm insulted.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:51 PM (JQkZU)

361 The girl you (not you personally) meet in church can turn out to be a whore too. There are no guarantees. Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 09:50 PM (mx5oN) Now let's not be bashing the Baptists here, OK?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:51 PM (yz6yg)

362 EC i know, and that's why i'm blue. but i did laugh at your stories uptread, thnx.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 03, 2014 05:52 PM (e9dkF)

363 Miller "Fortune" has 6.5% and the want a buck a bottle.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 05:52 PM (V70Uh)

364 But the explosive diarrhea? Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 09:50 PM (doBIb) Only happens if you eat a lot of it.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:52 PM (GEICT)

365 There's a Georgia girl who is dispatch at one of the helo ambulances that serves our area. They get my business every time...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 05:52 PM (vHRtU)

366 i know, and that's why i'm blue



Buy one from a cop?   That's all I got.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:53 PM (doBIb)

367
I'll take a Southern girl over a Cali girl any day of the week and twice on Sundays.


HELLS YEAH!

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 05:53 PM (IVgIK)

368 Now let's not be bashing the Baptists here, OK? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:51 PM (yz6yg) I think he was talking about Catholic girls.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:53 PM (GEICT)

369 Now let's not be bashing the Baptists here, OK? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:51 PM (yz6yg) Salvation through grace FTW!

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:54 PM (JQkZU)

370 I think he was talking about Catholic girls. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 09:53 PM (GEICT) We call Catholics girls like that by another term. Protestants.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:54 PM (yz6yg)

371 I'll take mine with just the slightest hint of a Savannah drawl, please. Posted by: Sean --------------- Charleston. Although there are some local Georgia accents that are quite pleasing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 05:54 PM (aDwsi)

372 Only happens if you eat a lot of it.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 09:52 PM (GEICT)



If diabetics can eat small amounts of sugar with their meds, then why on earth do they still make sugar-free gummis???


Who the hell wants that grief?

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:54 PM (doBIb)

373 Only twice on Sundays? What? Are you low-T?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 05:54 PM (V70Uh)

374 338 When I went to HS in San Diego, you could count the number of fat girls using the fingers on one hand. I live in the South now. Different culture. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 03, 2014 09:45 PM (V70Uh) Must have been a long time ago. I can't speak for San Diego but LA has shitloads of fatasses, especially the Mexican women. Go to the Walmart in Rosemead and you'll be hard pressed to find anyone skinny The only skinny women I saw were the Persians, and that's only when they're young. Then you have to overcome any aversion to thick body hair on a woman. Armenian girls have big boobehs but they get fat before the installment payments for the wedding ring are finished

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 05:55 PM (aTXUx)

375 Salvation through grace FTW! Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 09:54 PM (JQkZU) So also faith alone without works is dead. James 2:17

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:55 PM (yz6yg)

376 I think he was talking about Catholic girls. ...with a tiny little moustache.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2014 05:55 PM (b7o8U)

377 Female here: The pencil skirt is a great thing.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 09:45 PM (JQkZU)


Yup!  Hardest part is to get one that's narrow enough, but when you get a good one, you gonna turn some heads! 

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 05:56 PM (8lmkt)

378 Charleston. Although there are some local Georgia accents that are quite pleasing. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 09:54 PM (aDwsi) I amend my earlier request. Charleston is quite nice too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:56 PM (yz6yg)

379 If diabetics can eat small amounts of sugar with their meds, then why on earth do they still make sugar-free gummis??? Who the hell wants that grief? Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 09:54 PM (doBIb) Snacks. You walk by a bag of gummy bears and you grab a handful. I can't do that. Sugar free candy allows me to.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:56 PM (GEICT)

380 Armenian girls have big boobehs but they get fat before the installment payments for the wedding ring are finished WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN ME?!

Posted by: Kanye West at April 03, 2014 05:56 PM (lr3d7)

381 Yup! Hardest part is to get one that's narrow enough, but when you get a good one, you gonna turn some heads!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 09:56 PM (8lmkt)



What happens if you fall over in one that's really narrow?  You're gonna need help getting back up.



Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:57 PM (doBIb)

382 WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN ME?!

Posted by: Kanye West at April 03, 2014 09:56 PM (lr3d7)


shut up, asshole, you've smiled more in the last few months than you did in your entire life before this.  and the baby is adorable.  go, live and be happy.  and stfu.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 05:57 PM (8lmkt)

383 So also faith alone without works is dead. James 2:17 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:55 PM (yz6yg) *Makes Nanaimo Bars* *Mentions that my mom was a nun* *Makes mores Nanaimo Bars*

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 05:57 PM (JQkZU)

384 6.5%?

Ok but taste matters to me too and Miller has never made anything I liked.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 05:58 PM (IVgIK)

385 WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN ME?! Posted by: Kanye West at April 03, 2014 09:56 PM (lr3d7) H8R. Just go with it bro.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:58 PM (yz6yg)

386 347 Mike Hammer, Heh, perversely they are going to try to ban soldiers (the militia) from owning guns.... How the fuck did I go to bed one day and wake up the next in an insane asylum?

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 05:58 PM (TE35l)

387 What happens if you fall over in one that's really narrow? You're gonna need help getting back up.

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 09:57 PM (doBIb)


It's called spandex.  Otherwise you could never even get in your car!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 05:58 PM (8lmkt)

388 So also faith alone without works is dead. James 2:17 Posted by: Sean Bannion -------------------------------- But works are only evidence of faith. The thief who died next to Christ had no works, and yet he was saved.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 05:58 PM (4Mv1T)

389 Uh oh....wife is calling me for something or other.


I'll be back later!

Posted by: EC at April 03, 2014 05:58 PM (doBIb)

390 "He learned that from the Joliet Jake-Carrie Fisher scene in the tunnel in Blues Brothers."

Other people learned a trick or two from that scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIoALj0csAA

Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 05:58 PM (noWW6)

391 WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN ME?! Posted by: Kanye West at April 03, 2014 09:56 PM (lr3d7) Short woman with a giant ass and you couldn't figure it out?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 05:58 PM (aTXUx)

392 So also faith alone without works is dead. James 2:17 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:55 PM (yz6yg) Not of works, lest any man should boast. Ephesians 2:9

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 05:59 PM (GEICT)

393 *Mentions that my mom was a nun* Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 09:57 PM (JQkZU) Semel Catholicus, semper Catholicus.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 05:59 PM (yz6yg)

394 Short woman with a giant ass and you couldn't figure it out? I can't even figure out rhyming properly. Or meter. Or musicality.

Posted by: Kanye West at April 03, 2014 05:59 PM (lr3d7)

395 Peaches! *Shoves epic amounts of bacon through the USB port*

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:00 PM (JQkZU)

396 The thief who died next to Christ had no works, and yet he was saved.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 09:58 PM (4Mv1T)


I'm kinda hoping for something like this myself.  {shudders to contemplate the alternative}

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:00 PM (8lmkt)

397 I don't want to drag denominational differences into this...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 06:00 PM (mx5oN)

398 Peaches, didn't spandex 'panels' become a selling point for hose some years back?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 03, 2014 06:00 PM (vHRtU)

399 The emasculation continues apace it seems.  Far cry from the heels needed by a man to properly ride a horse.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2050300/High-heels-men-rise.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 03, 2014 06:00 PM (1cFNy)

400 Re previous thread, Hagan (D-NC) Is going to get a lot of outside money. She already is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 06:00 PM (aDwsi)

401 Not of works, lest any man should boast. Ephesians 2:9 Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 09:59 PM (GEICT) "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others." Matthew 6:5

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 06:00 PM (yz6yg)

402 *Shoves epic amounts of bacon through the USB port*

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 10:00 PM (JQkZU)


I swear, Vendette, if I ever decide to go lesbo, it will be largely because of you.    bless your heart, today and always!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

403 348 St Louis has tornado warnings according to The Weather Channel Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 09:47 PM (aTXUx) Yeah, my daughter called to tell me she was in a mall and "they made everyone go to the basement...but I escaped because I had to get to the library to study." Oy...

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 03, 2014 06:02 PM (bCEmE)

404 I swear, Vendette, if I ever decide to go lesbo, it will be largely because of you. bless your heart, today and always! Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 10:01 PM (8lmkt) I need a video crew! STAT!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion /i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 06:02 PM (yz6yg)

405 Semel Catholicus, semper Catholicus. Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at April 03, 2014 09:59 PM (yz6yg) I'm happy to be here.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:03 PM (JQkZU)

406 Ace, I worry about you. I fear the day may come when you must abandon the blog for your own mental health.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 03, 2014 06:03 PM (4Chvm)

407 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others." Matthew 6:5 Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at April 03, 2014 10:00 PM (yz6yg) I did not realize you were a brother in Christ, Sir Mix a Lot.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:03 PM (GEICT)

408 :::reinstalls fail safe rage closures :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 06:04 PM (yz6yg)

409 407 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others." Matthew 6:5 Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at April 03, 2014 10:00 PM (yz6yg) I did not realize you were a brother in Christ, Sir Mix a Lot. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 10:03 PM (GEICT) He pulls up quick to get with 'em... and share the gospel!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 06:04 PM (mx5oN)

410 I did not realize you were a brother in Christ, Sir Mix a Lot. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 10:03 PM (GEICT) Amen, amen I say to you, Baby Got Back

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 06:04 PM (yz6yg)

411 407 BC1981, Chris Brown is about to be a demonstrative Xian for a bit.... US Marshals are transporting him again.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 06:05 PM (TE35l)

412 How the fuck did I go to bed one day and wake up the next in an insane asylum? Posted by: sven -------------------------- Like all pandemics, it starts slowly, but spreads exponentially, or geometrically, or something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 06:05 PM (aDwsi)

413 I'm not uninstalling firefox.  I'm used to it, it works, I'm 100% sure all the other ones are done by crapweasels of the same order.  Just not worth burning a brain cell over.  Does that make me a bad person? 

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:06 PM (8lmkt)

414 I swear, Vendette, if I ever decide to go lesbo, it will be largely because of you. bless your heart, today and always! Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 10:01 PM (8lmkt) While Bannion keels over, I wish to you mega amounts of bacon and morons who are the men of your dreams.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:06 PM (JQkZU)

415 Ok Anna, so what about the little boy who had trouble at school because he like my little pony? I contend his parents (probably single mom) are asshats because they sent him to school with the paraphenalia.

Guess what; boys need to model themselves after men. Traditional sex roles fit better with genetic predispostions which makes your life easier. Kid can enjoy My Little Pony at home but needs to know others will find it odd and why.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 06:07 PM (IVgIK)

416 Moron Styleguide chapter 37 Know when you're doing it right. My wife laid into me tonight for cursing so much. She said, "You curse like a DAMN sailor. Check.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 06:07 PM (4Mv1T)

417 Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 10:07 PM (IVgIK) He needs to be taught that he will be targeted for things that are different and that he better be willing to stand up for himself.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 03, 2014 06:08 PM (lr3d7)

418 413 Peaches, No Peaches I pushed for nightly for folks here for how long...? My only point on this is the Corporations, Sports leagues, etc etc have gone moonbat b/c they feel the left "really means it" and that DOES take boycotts that stick. I yanked Nightly, I would not deign to demand my fellow subhuman non-person untermenschen righties do so... But we're here b/c one side is at war an the other at peace.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 06:10 PM (TE35l)

419 Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 10:07 PM (4Mv1T)

Haha, TR!!!  I accidentally said "muthafucka" while trying to squish a silverfish while on the phone with my poor long-suffering dadster a couple of weeks ago.  He really took exception to it.  I tried to explain, I do NOT blaspheme, I don't even like to read it in books when the characters do it, but I am a big fan of the f-word.  Probably too much, but these are some trying times.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:11 PM (8lmkt)

420 415 Ok Anna, so what about the little boy who had trouble at school because he like my little pony? I contend his parents (probably single mom) are asshats because they sent him to school with the paraphenalia. Naming him "Pinkie Pie" probably wasn't such a good idea either.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 06:11 PM (mx5oN)

421 368 Now let's not be bashing the Baptists here, OK? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:51 PM (yz6yg) I think he was talking about Catholic girls. They gave me VD

Posted by: Zombie frank zappa at April 03, 2014 06:12 PM (HVff2)

422 Colorado- I would tell him that but I would also not send him to school with stuff that will cause conflict. School isn't about your cartoon lunch box.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 06:12 PM (IVgIK)

423 Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 10:10 PM (TE35l)

I have no fuckin' idea what you are talking about sven.  Nightly? 

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:12 PM (8lmkt)

424 Typo how does that have bearing on the link I posted?

If the boy had violated a dress code policy, that should have been the reason for the banning of the back pack.  Instead they said it would trigger bullying, they proactively decided to shield a boy as a special snowflake who's precious self esteem needed to be protected, so by their action they stomped all over the boy and his self-esteem.

They destroyed the village to save it.  And were darn proud of it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 03, 2014 06:13 PM (1cFNy)

425 419 Peaches, I curse, a lot....very varied.... My Grandpa rest his soul told me I was not to curse until I could do so for several minutes w/out repeating myself. As a young would-be gentleman I rose to the challenge by age 12.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 06:13 PM (TE35l)

426 416 Moron Styleguide chapter 37 Know when you're doing it right. My wife laid into me tonight for cursing so much. She said, "You curse like a DAMN sailor. Check. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 10:07 PM (4Mv1T) When I was a wee Moron, I was hanging out in the garage while my Dad was working on something. He wasÂ….speaking colorfully. My Mom walks out and hears him. "You know, you're going to be lucky if he doesn't grow up to curse like a drunken sailor." "He damn well better not. I'll beat his fucking ass."

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:13 PM (GEICT)

427 Blue Lagoon Saloon.. Mr. Vera

Posted by: Is this something? at April 03, 2014 06:13 PM (qQk+U)

428 "Vikings" is on


filmed in County Wicklow, btw.  Ireland and a lot of CGI


there's a big reservoir in the center of the county which they like to use.  The snow-capped peaks are CGI

Posted by: Jules ( counting down from zero ) at April 03, 2014 06:14 PM (JyjXt)

429 Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 10:07 PM (4Mv1T I ate a lot of soap as a youngster

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 06:14 PM (HVff2)

430 Now let's not be bashing the Baptists here, OK?Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 09:51 PM (yz6yg) Met my wife at a Southern Baptist Church 29 years, 8 months, 20 days ago. Best thing that ever happened to me!

Posted by: tbodie at April 03, 2014 06:14 PM (WQhht)

431 Peaches! Darling! May I present to you bacon?

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:14 PM (JQkZU)

432 Met my wife at a Southern Baptist Church 29 years, 8 months, 20 days ago. Best thing that ever happened to me! Posted by: tbodie at April 03, 2014 10:14 PM (WQhht) Congrats!

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:15 PM (JQkZU)

433 Hey Sven- I agree on the boycott thing. The whole reason I am having this skunky beer is that I will no longer purchase my fave which is Guinness after they not only cowtowed (I could have lived with an announcement that they pulled out of the St. Pats parade to avoid controversy) but then went on to attack the parade as being run by haters. Fuck them. Not one more dollar.

Anyone have any suggestions for a new browser?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 06:16 PM (IVgIK)

434 Vendette, I will take all the bacons you got.  Today and every day.  Srsly, I would just live on it if I could and, yet, I get very little of it.  Stoopid lean cuisine has not figured out they could take it to the next level with Box o' Bacons.  sigh.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:16 PM (8lmkt)

435 Can I have some of that bacon, Vendette?

Posted by: LadyS at April 03, 2014 06:16 PM (5dip8)

436 423 Peache, Mozilla's beta build for Firefox's replacement. I have been a big Mozilla booster here for years.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 06:16 PM (TE35l)

437 Ette on Ette actionÂ….. BANNION!!! Webcams up and running??

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:16 PM (GEICT)

438 Another lurker, GilaGuy. Where you from? Gila County az for me.

Posted by: sourdough at April 03, 2014 06:16 PM (d1QaV)

439 BANNION!!! Webcams up and running?? Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 10:16 PM (GEICT) Check!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 06:17 PM (yz6yg)

440 "He damn well better not. I'll beat his fucking ass." Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk -------------------------------- Now THAT's funny. ------------------------------ but these are some trying times. Posted by: Peaches Indeed they are.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 06:17 PM (4Mv1T)

441 BANNION!!! Webcams up and running??

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 10:16 PM (GEICT)


did it ever occur to you guys that there's a reason your wives don't get all bent out of shape about the amount of time you spend here?  just askin', don't taze me!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:17 PM (8lmkt)

442 For Sir Mix-a-Lot: Baby Got Book http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4

Posted by: Mindy at April 03, 2014 06:17 PM (Ew9Pv)

443 No, it's Ettes on bacon action. wait.

Posted by: LadyS at April 03, 2014 06:18 PM (5dip8)

444 did it ever occur to you guys that there's a reason your wives don't get all bent out of shape about the amount of time you spend here? just askin', don't taze me! Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 10:17 PM (8lmkt) My wife is sitting right heard next to me working on her dissertation.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 06:18 PM (yz6yg)

445 *Shoves a package-and-a-half through the USB port for the lovely Peaches and the equally lovely LadyS*

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:19 PM (JQkZU)

446 Anna- It falls in the ballpark of feminizing males. Does that young boy have a man in the house?

The school policy should have been, bully the boy get punished. The parents policy should be, lets leave that for home rather than cause you extra trouble.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 06:19 PM (IVgIK)

447 More global warming here tonite and all day tomorrow. Fuckin greenies.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2014 06:19 PM (Q8vlx)

448 did it ever occur to you guys that there's a reason your wives don't get all bent out of shape about the amount of time you spend here? just askin', don't taze me! Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 10:17 PM (8lmkt) *snort* She's sitting right next to me. I'm commenting here, talking to her and we're watching all the stuff on the dvr.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:19 PM (GEICT)

449 Looking forward to seeing you at the MoMee, Vendette!

Posted by: LadyS at April 03, 2014 06:20 PM (5dip8)

450 My wife is sitting right heard next to me working on her dissertation.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 10:18 PM (yz6yg)


guessing she's not gonna toss it over to you for a spell-check.  but, hey, that's really nice!  sorry, just in a pissy mood about a number of things (rampant daytime burglaries on my block, Ft. muthafuckin' Hood, Mozilla, who should eat a bag of dicks, etc.) 

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:20 PM (8lmkt)

451 I met my my first ~476 girlfriends in various locations of questionable repute. Bars mostly. Met my wife in a Baptist Church 25 years ago this September.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 06:20 PM (4Mv1T)

452 My wife is sitting right heard next to me working on her dissertation. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 10:18 PM (yz6yg) *high fives Bannion*

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:20 PM (GEICT)

453 *Shoves a package-and-a-half through the USB port... Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 10:19 PM (JQkZU) Now, that's a euphemism. Right?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 06:20 PM (yz6yg)

454 "He damn well better not. I'll beat his fucking ass." Posted by: Bcochran1981 ---------------------- Quoting an elderly guy in the late sixties: "That's the trouble with kids these days, their morals is shot to shit." Not that he was wrong..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 06:20 PM (aDwsi)

455 My wife is sitting right heard next to me working on her dissertation. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 10:18 PM (yz6yg) I'll say this once again: Bannion doesn't deserve Mrs. Bannion and Little Bannion is delightful.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:21 PM (JQkZU)

456 this could all turn on a dime if i get frist on the ont . . . assuming there is one.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:21 PM (8lmkt)

457 My wife is laying asleep on me as I type. She's running a weapons qual range in the morning... She got a live action Chuck Haggle derpathon version of my pist that made her laugh.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 06:22 PM (TE35l)

458 I'll say this once again: Bannion doesn't deserve Mrs. Bannion and Little Bannion is delightful. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 10:21 PM (JQkZU) Little Bannion is getting to be bantam-weight Bannion.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 06:22 PM (yz6yg)

459 WASHINGTON — White House officials sought valuable primetime air for a rare, impromptu Tuesday night address to tout the accomplishment of signing up more than 7 million people under the Affordable Care Act. But network officials refused to make the kind of accommodation they did previously for the announcement that Osama Bin Laden had been killed, for instance, and Obama was left instead cutting into the much smaller audiences of Ellen and other daytime shows.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 03, 2014 06:23 PM (e8kgV)

460 your pist?  fuck, I am so out of touch here.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:23 PM (8lmkt)

461 36 I thought dogs only ate good stuff? Like meat. Canines are not pure carnivores; they will eat nearly everything including rancid dead flesh and feces. Felines on the other hand are pure carnivores. And so it goes.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at April 03, 2014 06:23 PM (hpgw1)

462 i don't even have a pist (that i know of)

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:23 PM (8lmkt)

463 Little Bannion is getting to be bantam-weight Bannion. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 10:22 PM (yz6yg) As long as she cheers for the Red Sox.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:24 PM (JQkZU)

464 Little Bannion is getting to be bantam-weight Bannion. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 10:22 PM (yz6yg) I need more guns. And ammo. And a moat. Some sharks. With lasers. http://tinyurl.com/kgr73c7

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:25 PM (GEICT)

465 As long as she cheers for the Red Sox. Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 10:24 PM (JQkZU) That came with the mother's milk. Patriots too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 03, 2014 06:26 PM (yz6yg)

466 Pist, post, pistol in the end vlfrom me aren't they all the same?

Posted by: sven10077 at April 03, 2014 06:27 PM (TE35l)

467 []I need more guns. And ammo. And a moat. Some sharks. With lasers. http://tinyurl.com/kgr73c7 Charming. Yours, I take it?

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2014 06:27 PM (VkXUE)

468 As long as she cheers for the Red Sox.
Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 10:24 PM (JQkZU)

That came with the mother's milk.

Patriots too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 03, 2014 10:26 PM (yz6yg)


HELL, YEAH!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:28 PM (8lmkt)

469 Charming. Yours, I take it? Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2014 10:27 PM (VkXUE) Yup.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:28 PM (GEICT)

470 CVS security guard Courtney Meeks was a hero. Ran to save a woman's son and was murdered by thugs who were carjacking her car with her son in it.


God bless him.


Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 06:29 PM (IVgIK)

471 432 Hey Sven- I agree on the boycott thing. The whole reason I am having this skunky beer is that I will no longer purchase my fave which is Guinness after they not only cowtowed (I could have lived with an announcement that they pulled out of the St. Pats parade to avoid controversy) but then went on to attack the parade as being run by haters. Fuck them. Not one more dollar. Anyone have any suggestions for a new browser? Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 10:16 PM (IVgIK) See my post #171. Also, there are plenty of great stouts out there, though Guinness will likely be the only one available from WalMart or your grocery store. Do you have a Total Wine near you?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 03, 2014 06:29 PM (bHnlE)

472 I need more guns. And ammo. And a moat. Some sharks. With lasers.


http://tinyurl.com/kgr73c7

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 10:25 PM (GEICT)


OMG, look at those little flower-sweetsies!!!  You are a blessed man, Cochran.  God love ya!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:30 PM (8lmkt)

473 Time to see if Midori + NoJS is capable of replacing Mozilla + NoScript on my desktop. It's served me well on my Linux laptop, and lets me avoid Chrome (because I don't trust Google) and Opera (I just don't like Opera). The reason I stuck with Firefox in the past is NoScript. I liked the ability to whitelist/blacklist javascript on a site-by-site basis. There really wasn't anything else that gave me the functionality of that handy extension until NoJS... which, considering how recently it came out, had really excellent timing in making it easy for me to contemplate a switch.

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 06:30 PM (zVHPa)

474 OMG, look at those little flower-sweetsies!!! You are a blessed man, Cochran. God love ya! Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 10:30 PM (8lmkt) Thanks Peaches. Don't let em fool ya though. They're like the ocean. Turn your back and you're done for.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:31 PM (GEICT)

475 No Total Wine.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 06:31 PM (IVgIK)

476 Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 10:30 PM (zVHPa)

I just stay with it because, well, it's here.  Zero pain in my ass.  Sorry if that doesn't make me one of the most valued members of the resistance. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:32 PM (8lmkt)

477 Ok y'all, not gonna make it to the ONT. Bed is calling my name. Thanks for the laughs and distraction from reality. I pray that you all find peace and God's acceptance.

Posted by: tbodie at April 03, 2014 06:33 PM (+kzsa)

478 haha, ont's up and you can't be first!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:33 PM (8lmkt)

479 474 No Total Wine. Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 10:31 PM (IVgIK) That's a shame. Total Wine is awesome. Row after row after row of alcoholic goodness!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 06:33 PM (mx5oN)

480 There are some places with a broad selection of beer, however. Any names you want to throw out?

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 06:33 PM (IVgIK)

481 Insomniac- I new I was gonna feel left out! Dang it!

Posted by: typo dynamofo at April 03, 2014 06:35 PM (IVgIK)

482 c'mon, you guys, party in the back room . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:35 PM (8lmkt)

483 Good night, tbodie!

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:36 PM (JQkZU)

484 I have a question for the Horde.  My son is in the 3rd grade.  He was studying for his math test tomorrow with my husband.  One of the problems has him finding the missing length of the side of an object.  They went all the way to a problem that said 2+3n=11, solve for n.  Does this seem out of line for a 3rd grade lesson on perimeter and area?  Hell, I don't remember anything from that year except learning cursive. 

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2014 06:36 PM (ILBCY)

485 no good deed, that sounds utterly ridiculous.  however, to get an appropriate response from the horde, you should probably re-post to the ont.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:38 PM (8lmkt)

486 ONT up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 06:39 PM (qyfb5)

487 Hell, I don't remember anything from that year except learning cursive. Posted by: no good deed ------------------------------------ Regarding kid's math. You are not alone. I remember weird word problems 10 years ago from Road Jr in 5th grade homework. They turned out to be geometry.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 06:39 PM (4Mv1T)

488 Well, Peaches, some of the other people here were wondering about alternatives to Firefox, and I know plenty of them are hoping for as wide a variety of suggestions as they can get.

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 06:43 PM (zVHPa)

489 2+3n=11, solve for n. Does this seem out of line for a 3rd grade lesson on perimeter and area? Hell, I don't remember anything from that year except learning cursive. n=3.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:43 PM (JQkZU)

490 I know plenty of them are hoping for as wide a variety of suggestions as they can get.

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 10:43 PM (zVHPa)


No, not a criticism, that's wonderful of you.  I'm just a lazy old crone and have enough problems without switching my browser. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:47 PM (8lmkt)

491

Is there another video of their master looking at them, asking "Good God Almighty, what the heck did you eat?!?" and fanning the air in front of his face?

 

Posted by: GWB at April 04, 2014 06:48 AM (zFh/A)

492

Dogs do like cabbage and it is really bad for dogs.  Really bad.  There is something in cabbage that harms their legs and causes their foot pads to disintegrate.  I know this from personal experience feeding it regularly to my 2 dogs back in the '90s.

Posted by: Speller at April 04, 2014 06:57 AM (J74Py)

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