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March 14, 2014

HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius: We've Made "Changes in the Way the Law Was Written," Is All
— Ace

Inadvertent omission. If you ask someone enough questions, eventually they slip up and say something close to the truth.

Asked if the White House had any ideas to fix the law, Sebelius answered:

Â“We have implemented a number of changes in the way the law was written to ease the transition into the marketplace for consumers, insurers and employers.Â”

The White House is usually vague about its authority to make changes, usually claiming some kind of ambiguity in the law that can only be resolved by executive rule-making. (For example, when the law says that the Individual Mandate must take effect by January 1st, 2014, this is "ambiguous," and permits Obama to interpret it as "sometime after the 2016 presidential elections.")

But here Sebelius they've actually changed the way the law is "written."

Thanks to @comradearthur.

Meanwhile... The New Yorker puts on its Political Thinking Cap and decides that the Democrat Party's "pussyfoot[ing]" around on Obamacare didn't work in the case of Alex Sink.

So they now urge the Democrat Party to wrap its arms around Obamacare and give it a big loving bearhug, endorsing it completely and in all details.

I endorse this position. I would like them to do this.

Posted by: Ace at 10:04 AM | Comments (441)
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1 FIRST

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:05 AM (da5Wo)

2 Well really you can't blame them. It's not like anyone read it before we passed it.

Posted by: Hon. Nancy Pelosi at March 14, 2014 10:05 AM (Aif/5)

3 Who is going to do anything about it? I have never felt so helpless.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 14, 2014 10:06 AM (GwLJQ)

4 Who is going to do anything about it? No one...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at March 14, 2014 10:07 AM (9+ccr)

5 Â“We have implemented a number of changes in the way the law was written to ease the transition into the marketplace for consumers, insurers and employers.Â”

JESUS F. CHRIST.

In other words, you've changed the law. You have taken extra-legislative actions and CHANGED THE LAW, which, by the way, is AGAINST THE LAW.

Where the fa;kldjf;aoieur!! is Karl Urban right now to tell them that HE IS THE LAW?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:07 AM (4df7R)

6 Weren't there about a billion lines about, "At the direction of the HHS Secretary", in that bill? They'll hide under that.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 10:08 AM (lq3Ak)

7 Democrats are so lucky, their voters are so stupid they'll buy anything.

Posted by: Null at March 14, 2014 10:08 AM (KKdVa)

8 and the Republicans questioning Sebelius were satisfied with her answers..

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2014 10:08 AM (c5Esc)

9 She misspoke, she was drunk, the dog ate her notes.

Posted by: huerfano at March 14, 2014 10:08 AM (bAGA/)

10 My works were cautionary tales, not instruction manuals

Posted by: George Orwell at March 14, 2014 10:08 AM (Q6pxP)

11 6 Weren't there about a billion lines about, "At the direction of the HHS Secretary", in that bill? They'll hide under that. Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 02:08 PM (lq3Ak) Yes there were and yes they will...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at March 14, 2014 10:08 AM (9+ccr)

12 This "law" is loaded with the phrase "the Secretary shall" so I am surprised they aren't using that to justify the changes.

Assholes.

Posted by: museisluse at March 14, 2014 10:08 AM (ngu15)

13 MSNBC's constitutional experts will flatly call for impeachment proceedings. Pffftt. I crack me up.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 14, 2014 10:09 AM (O8GY0)

14 Fascist scrunt.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 10:09 AM (DrWcr)

15 Obamacare is not the hill to fight on

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 14, 2014 10:09 AM (Q6pxP)

16 Lawless dictatorship's are fun. A new surprise each day.

Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 10:09 AM (fWAjv)

17 Why should Obama or Sebilius care that what they are doing is against the law? Mitch McConnell has a laser focus on the real enemy...conservatives.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 14, 2014 10:09 AM (GwLJQ)

18 It's not the people who vote that count, it's the people who count the votes. It's not the people who write the laws that count, it's the people who implement the laws it that count.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 10:09 AM (ZPrif)

19 If I could choose just one word to describe Republicans today, that word would be.. nonplussed.

Posted by: Soothsayer increase your vocabulary, you're welcome at March 14, 2014 10:10 AM (c5Esc)

20 Against the law? Why, if it were against the law, there would be prosecutions or the legislators who enacted the law would come down like a ton of bricks on the malefactors. Has that happened and I missed it?

Posted by: ejo at March 14, 2014 10:10 AM (GXvSO)

21 I wonder if Obama can get a good-quality Castro outfit from Amazon. Why keep pretending?

Posted by: eman at March 14, 2014 10:10 AM (8MwhU)

Don't worry guys, just vote for us, work for us, give us your money, and this time, this time, seriously you guys, serious, we'll fight this shit.

Love,

GOPe

Sometimes I just want to punch those who opposed to the shutdown in the face. YOU HAVE NO OTHER FUCKING ANSWERS AS TO HOW TO FIGHT THIS SHIT...

Posted by: prescient11 at March 14, 2014 10:10 AM (tVTLU)

23 Obamacare is not the hill to fight on Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 14, 2014 02:09 PM (Q6pxP) Shortly it will be "The 22nd Amendment is not the hill to die on."

Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 10:10 AM (fWAjv)

24 The laws on the books don't mean shit, don't mean shit, don't mean shit. The laws on the books don't mean shit tooo ooouuur betters.. All together now! Thhhheee laws on the books...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:10 AM (da5Wo)

25 17 Why should Obama or Sebilius care that what they are doing is against the law? Mitch McConnell has a laser focus on the real enemy...conservatives. Don't forget McCain... He's out there on the floor of the Senate saying he was never so ashamed of his party as he is now......

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at March 14, 2014 10:10 AM (9+ccr)

26 At some point she's going to have to take the 5th.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2014 10:10 AM (slXFW)

To be fair, she probably meant changes from the way the law is written.

Articulate costs extra.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 14, 2014 10:10 AM (A0sHn)

28 to ease the transition into the marketplace for consumers, insurers and employers. And by that, we mean, not do it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 10:10 AM (659DL)

29 The end of the pipe is getting further and further away

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at March 14, 2014 10:11 AM (Q6pxP)

30 What the fucking fuck?? Unless someone, somewhere is going to make an actual effort to stop this nonsense, it's all Republic Theater from this point forward.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 14, 2014 10:11 AM (gBnkX)

31 It isn't like anyone has any standing on this, so what difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: blaster at March 14, 2014 10:11 AM (4+AaH)

32 Yeah, that's the problem with staffing the place with bumbling idiot yes (wo)men. Eventually, they will speak out of turn.

In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: flounder at March 14, 2014 10:11 AM (Kkt/i)

33 In all fairness, he does have a pen.

Posted by: fluffy at March 14, 2014 10:11 AM (Ua6T/)

34 Here's some good news perhaps: Carney leaving the WH? He was under too much stress apparently. I guess lying all the time might do that to you. http://tinyurl.com/lp6m7sf Of course, they ,may get someone worse

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 10:11 AM (XyM/Y)

They don't have to fudge, obfuscate, blur or misstate what they're doing anymore. They no there will be no consequences for them for lawlessness.

The rest of us, on the other hand. . . .

And that way lies the end of our Republic.

Posted by: Biblio at March 14, 2014 10:11 AM (7o8VY)

36 At this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 14, 2014 10:11 AM (Kkt/i)

37 Flames. Flames on the side of my face. http://youtu.be/92IkddsjtAA Sekrit to BC: so mean to cast aspersions on my boundless optimism and blitheness of heart so mean

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:12 AM (VtjlW)

Man oh man, I can't wait to start using my pen and phone.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 14, 2014 10:12 AM (GjPnA)

39 At some point she's going to have to take the 5th. Eh. She reads what is put in front of her. In many ways, this is the story of etc., etc.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 10:12 AM (659DL)

40 I guess I'll just sit here and wait for the executive branch to be taken to task for this.

Waiting...

Still waiting...

Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 10:12 AM (hRzu2)

41 Alternate post title: I Am Altering The Deal. Pray I don't Alter It Any Further

Posted by: Soothsayer increase your vocabulary, you're welcome at March 14, 2014 10:12 AM (c5Esc)

42 It really is time to perform a procedure on this law

Posted by: Dr. Gosnell at March 14, 2014 10:12 AM (Q6pxP)

43 If I could choose just one word to describe Republicans today, that word would be..

nonplussed.

Posted by: Soothsayer increase your vocabulary, you're welcome at March 14, 2014 02:10 PM (c5Esc)

That would indicate that they have any sensory perception of the world around them and the words being spoken in their direction; enough so to be in stunned disbelief.

I would say that the GOPe are exhibiting classic torpor.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:13 AM (4df7R)

44 None of my friends are upset by any of this. You guys..

Posted by: Charles Gibson at March 14, 2014 10:13 AM (/jHWN)

45 Obamacare? Never heard of it

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 14, 2014 10:13 AM (Q6pxP)

46 The first line of any repeal/replace healthcare bill should be: First do no harm.

Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2014 10:14 AM (Aqvh6)

47 I guess I'll just sit here and wait for the executive branch to be taken to task for this. Waiting... Still waiting... Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:12 PM (hRzu2) Budge over and I'll wait with you. Lemon bar whilst we wait?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:14 AM (VtjlW)

48 Meanwhile, Mitch and his gang are fully focused on destroying the Tea Party.

Posted by: mrp at March 14, 2014 10:14 AM (JBggj)

49 This is a local story.

Posted by: MSM at March 14, 2014 10:14 AM (Kkt/i)

50 Oh yes Democrats. Embrace it like the lusty, uninhibited, syphilitic whore it is. Yes yes yes.

Posted by: joncelli at March 14, 2014 10:14 AM (RD7QR)

51 Ha ha, two of us!

Posted by: Charles Gibson at March 14, 2014 10:14 AM (/jHWN)

52 I've been reading all over the internet today that Putin is cracking down internally on all his opposition, so we got that going for us.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2014 10:14 AM (slXFW)

53 discombobulated

Posted by: Soothsayer increase your vocabulary, you're welcome at March 14, 2014 10:14 AM (c5Esc)

54 Don't forget McCain... He's out there on the floor of the Senate saying he was never so ashamed of his party as he is now......

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at March 14, 2014 02:10 PM (9+ccr)

I'm fucking ashamed that the party didn't send the fat doughy fuck to the Cornfield after 2008.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:15 AM (4df7R)

55 43 If I could choose just one word to describe Republicans today, that word would be.. nonplussed. Posted by: Soothsayer increase your vocabulary, you're welcome at March 14, 2014 02:10 PM (c5Esc) --------------------------- That would indicate that they have any sensory perception of the world around them and the words being spoken in their direction; enough so to be in stunned disbelief. I would say that the GOPe are exhibiting classic torpor. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:13 PM (4df7R) See, you folks are getting all fancy and shit. Think simpler. One word for the Republican party? Pussies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:15 AM (da5Wo)

56 "ease the transition" = apply plenty of lube and bend over.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2014 10:15 AM (wAQA5)

57 In all fairness, he does have a pen.

Posted by: fluffy at March 14, 2014 02:11 PM (Ua6T/)

In a just world, he would have a broken orange crayon and be eating library paste.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, We Be Bossy at March 14, 2014 10:15 AM (kXoT0)

58 He can do anything he wants as long as congress does not impeach him. The only other option is possibly a doctor to get standing to sue him.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 14, 2014 10:15 AM (T2V/1)

59 Budge over and I'll wait with you. Lemon bar whilst we wait?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 02:14 PM (VtjlW)

God, yes. Lemon bars like a champ.

Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 10:15 AM (hRzu2)

60 I'm now praying the Aliens return... quickly

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at March 14, 2014 10:15 AM (Q6pxP)

61 How soon before they admit they've done the same thing to the Constitution?

Just some minor tweaks and edits is all, really...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2014 10:16 AM (aq/zi)

62 Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:12 PM (hRzu2) Yo! You down for NoVaMoMee Round 2?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:16 AM (da5Wo)

63 Of course, they ,may get someone worse Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 02:11 PM (XyM/Y) Please be Fake Sign Language guy.. Please be Fake Sign Language guy!

Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 10:16 AM (fWAjv)

64 I'm not sure if running against O-Care is the best strategy for the GOP.

I think the people who hate O-Care the most are already Republicans. It's preaching to the choir. Which isn't a bad thing I suppose in a mid-term, since those elections are about getting the base out.

But despite what we all want to believe, O-Care is loved by a lot of people. Millions of people are getting free insurance. And despite all the other shit that's happening because of Obamacare, those millions of people will reward the Dems with votes.

What both parties need to figure out is which group is bigger.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 14, 2014 10:16 AM (0LHZx)

65 Just words

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 14, 2014 10:16 AM (3ZtZW)

66 The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act- a living, breathing document**. We are blessed to have lived under the benevolent auspices of this legislation for the last 400 years. (**unlike its ~~beneficiaries~~ victims)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 14, 2014 10:16 AM (g4TxM)

67 See, you folks are getting all fancy and shit. Think simpler. One word for the Republican party? Pussies. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:15 PM (da5Wo) So it's Lincolntf's fault for the GOP's response? Considering what he did to his pussies today.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:16 AM (VtjlW)

68 So they now urge the Democrat Party to wrap its arms around Obamacare and give it a big loving bearhug, endorsing it completely and in all details.

I endorse this position. I would like them to do this.

Posted by: Ace at 02:04 PM

If I had my druthers, I'd like to see the orange colored frog march parade for the lot of them.

Posted by: flounder at March 14, 2014 10:16 AM (Kkt/i)

Budge over and I'll wait with you. Lemon bar whilst we wait?

If you can scoot over a little more, I brought a flask.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 14, 2014 10:16 AM (A0sHn)

70 The tiny, pathetic shred of humor left is that the snooty, self-satisfied left thinks they're really going to have A Better World instead of just being among the first up against the wall. Because history is just something that happened to other people. I'm tired.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2014 10:16 AM (qyfb5)

As pointed to upthread ... there are a ton of things in that bill that are up to the discretion of Sec HHS. The ACA makes the Sec HHS the second most powerful person in America.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2014 10:17 AM (C9oSS)

72 If I am going to live in a banana republic, can I at least get some decent ^#@&%!!! weather?

Posted by: rd at March 14, 2014 10:17 AM (D+lxs)

>>>He can do anything he wants as long as congress does not impeach him. The only other option is possibly a doctor to get standing to sue him.

Or possibly a doctor to declare him unfit for office?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 14, 2014 10:17 AM (3ZtZW)

74 What's all this lemon bar chatter on the internets.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2014 10:17 AM (fsLdt)

75 And Kerry has had the Kremlin shove his "deal" up his ass today as well.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 14, 2014 10:18 AM (T2V/1)

76 So it's Lincolntf's fault for the GOP's response? Considering what he did to his pussies today. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 02:16 PM (VtjlW) *chokes* Ummmm....did you fine folks forget to update me on something earlier?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:18 AM (da5Wo)

77 Hell, if anyone had read all the way to the end of this legislation they might have located the missing Malaysian airplane.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 14, 2014 10:18 AM (g4TxM)

78 I'm tired. Lilly Von Shtoop, is that you?!?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2014 10:18 AM (c5Esc)

79 Yo!

You down for NoVaMoMee Round 2?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:16 PM (da5Wo)

If I were any more down, I'd be underground.

Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 10:18 AM (hRzu2)

80 "See, you folks are getting all fancy and shit. Think simpler. ~~One word~~(s) for the Republican party? Self-Interested, Lying, Ass-Covering, Holier-Than-Thou Pussies." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk Fixed that for you, Sir.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 10:18 AM (lq3Ak)

81 I would say that the GOPe are exhibiting classic torpor.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:13 PM (4df7R)

===========

Some days, I think they are experiencing "secret glee", although for the life of me I can't figure out why they would, if their language in any way refers to how they really think about the world. The lack of consistency between rhetoric and action is appalling.

Posted by: Sudden Clarity Clarence at March 14, 2014 10:18 AM (3kFw2)

82 When denouncing his party, did McCain have that maniacal demented look on his face?

Posted by: ejo at March 14, 2014 10:18 AM (GXvSO)

83 73 Or possibly a doctor to declare him unfit for office?

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 14, 2014 02:17 PM (3ZtZW)

They would still have to impeach him.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 14, 2014 10:18 AM (T2V/1)

Â¿Habla Espanol?

Posted by: punta at March 14, 2014 10:19 AM (qPxLX)

85 Why doesn't the Volokh Conspiracy comment on the constitutionality of all the recent, major changes to Obamacare and the issue of standing now that they've moved to the WaPo? I guess they could argue that that they've discussed it all before. Still....

Posted by: BossyBodine at March 14, 2014 10:19 AM (2LJqa)

>>>What's all this lemon bar chatter on the internets.

IDK we were discussing how to do Cake Tacos. I suggested graham cracker shells and tiramisu filling

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 14, 2014 10:19 AM (3ZtZW)

87 So this is why no one bothered to read it?

I mean, if what's written is changed or ignored on a whim by Obama and Sebelius, what difference does the *actual text* make?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2014 10:20 AM (aq/zi)

88 Ummmm....did you fine folks forget to update me on something earlier?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:18 PM (da5Wo)

Kitties went to vet to get their "bojangles" snippeth.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, We Be Bossy at March 14, 2014 10:20 AM (kXoT0)

89 Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 02:16 PM (fWAjv) I'm afraid the fun factor won't be there but it was a good idea. Al least with Carney people could make fun of how he tried to stop looking like a teenager by getting the hip glasses. The new person probably won't even be slightly amusing, just lying and annoying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 10:20 AM (XyM/Y)

90 If I were any more down, I'd be underground. Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:18 PM (hRzu2) Excellent. Most likely going to be June 21. Decent chance it'll be at the same place.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:20 AM (da5Wo)

91 If I could choose 10 people to retroactively put on Flight 370, nine of them would be Democrats, 1 would be a Republican.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2014 10:20 AM (c5Esc)

92 Isn't there a provision in the Constitution allowing for the removal of a "crazy" or "unfit" president?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2014 10:20 AM (slXFW)

93 Yes, Democrats, embrace the fail. And hey if the anyone on the RNC is reading, and the dem's do choose this option, I'd be more than happy to tear Zeke Emmanual a new one for you guys.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 14, 2014 10:20 AM (HDwDg)

94 God, yes. Lemon bars like a champ. Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:15 PM (hRzu2) *shoves lemon bars through USB port for you* Here, have a nice Val U Rite martini or 12 as well. *shoves thermos through USB port as well*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:20 AM (VtjlW)

95 discombobulated Posted by: Soothsayer increase your vocabulary, you're welcome at March 14, 2014 02:14 PM (c5Esc) **** "We lost my brother Robert when he was only six years old", Seamus said, somewhat prematurely discombobulated.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 14, 2014 10:21 AM (g4TxM)

96 lemon bar = missing airliner

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 14, 2014 10:21 AM (GjPnA)

97 Kitties went to vet to get their "bojangles" snippeth. Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, We Be Bossy at March 14, 2014 02:20 PM (kXoT0) *winces*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:21 AM (da5Wo)

98 As pointed to upthread ... there are a ton of things in that bill that are up to the discretion of Sec HHS. The ACA makes the Sec HHS the second most powerful person in America.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2014 02:17 PM (C9oSS)

Yes, but those "at the discretion" passages are about the implementation of various aspects of the law, not the law itself.

I don't care if this is a "she misspoke" moment. Fucking CRUCIFY her on it. Sic the dogs on her scrawny ass and make her DEFEND it. Don't let her say, "I misspoke." Tell her to shut her yap unless she's going to own up to performing illegal actions that circumvent her authority. Beat her over the head with her own incompetence and illegitimacy until she begs for the chance to throw Obammy to the wolves.

I am SICK of pussyfooting around.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:21 AM (4df7R)

99 Espanol por favor

Posted by: punta at March 14, 2014 10:21 AM (qPxLX)

100

>>>They would still have to impeach him.

Izzat right? So if we have a certified madman as President [imagine it for a second] they'd still have to go through the whole Impeachment deal? Wowzers

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (3ZtZW)

101 I am SICK of pussyfooting around.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:21 PM (4df7R)

If you've ever pussyfooted, I've certainly never seen it.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (DrWcr)

102 *chokes* Ummmm....did you fine folks forget to update me on something earlier? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:18 PM (da5Wo) You got all mean when I tried to helpfully update you earlier.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (VtjlW)

103 No one has standing. Democrats will block any attempt to impeach. Even if the GOP has the numbers to "control" the Senate, I am sure several GOP will jump out in front of a impeachment to slow it or stop it. Then of course, the MFM will wail and make it a BFD because racism!

They'll get the Donk base and their donors all whipped up into a frenzy to "take back America" from the racists! Eleventy! We can't win this because the other side cheats and lies and don't care to stop.

Posted by: Yip at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (/jHWN)

104

My boy Tigger got de-bojangled and it completey screwed up his skin.

Hormones got messed up.

Posted by: eleven at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (fsLdt)

105 Anybody have any suggestions of who they'd like to be the new Press Secretary for the bestest time ever? They asked William Duranty but he hasn't answered yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (XyM/Y)

106 One word for the Republican party? Pussies. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:15 PM (da5Wo) So it's Lincolntf's fault for the GOP's response? Considering what he did to his pussies today. Yes. All. His. Fault. Nut cutting those po po pussies. /s

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (FNtJ6)

107 94 God, yes. Lemon bars like a champ. Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:15 PM (hRzu2) *shoves lemon bars through USB port for you* Here, have a nice Val U Rite martini or 12 as well. *shoves thermos through USB port as well* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 02:20 PM (VtjlW) Wait a second. It was shillelagh that was sitting with you when I was rudely NOT summoned to view the spectacular ass, wasn't it?!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (da5Wo)

108 Point of order?

If I have a Val U Rite Martini or twelve, while they be able to smell it on my breath when I dial into my 2 PM conference call?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, We Be Bossy at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (kXoT0)

109

Kitties went to vet to get their "bojangles" snippeth.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, We Be Bossy at March 14, 2014 02:20 PM (kXoT0)

Is that the new nickname for Boehner and McConnell?

Kitties?

Posted by: rd at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (D+lxs)

110 I hereby declare him unfit for office! (Let's see if that gets any traction)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (g4TxM)

111 Ride the piggie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 14, 2014 10:22 AM (/GQ3Y)

112 99 Espanol por favor

Posted by: punta at March 14, 2014 02:21 PM (qPxLX)

Fuck you. And fuck these automated phone trees that make me press "1" for English!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 10:23 AM (DrWcr)

113 52 I've been reading all over the internet today that Putin is cracking down internally on all his opposition, so we got that going for us. Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2014 02:14 PM (slXFW) At least he has an opposition press.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 14, 2014 10:23 AM (ecN6u)

114 So they now urge the Democrat Party to wrap its arms around Obamacare and give it a big loving bearhug, endorsing it completely and in all details. Reverse psychology fear tactic.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 14, 2014 10:23 AM (IXrOn)

115

Excellent. Most likely going to be June 21. Decent chance it'll be at the same place.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:20 PM (da5Wo)

I'm in.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:23 AM (fwARV)

116 *chokes* Ummmm....did you fine folks forget to update me on something earlier? Posted by: BCochran1981 He had his "him" kittens turned into steers. Geldings.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 10:24 AM (FNtJ6)

117 You know how the Democrats have Super Delegates for their primaries, to make sure the right candidate comes out on top. Well, same kind of thing. Obama is a Super Legislator. If the laws aren't coming out the right way, he tweaks them until they are just right.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 14, 2014 10:24 AM (IN7k+)

118

You want a representative government

You'll settle for a clown show

You'll get a circus fire

Posted by: Ringling Brothers at March 14, 2014 10:24 AM (Q6pxP)

119 Wait a second. It was shillelagh that was sitting with you when I was rudely NOT summoned to view the spectacular ass, wasn't it?! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:22 PM (da5Wo) I can neither confirm or deny.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:24 AM (VtjlW)

120 If you've ever pussyfooted, I've certainly never seen it.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 02:22 PM (DrWcr)

I will have you know my pussyfooting is whisper quiet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:24 AM (4df7R)

121 Snipped his bojangles? Explains the dancing, but not the worn out shoes, silver hair or baggy pants.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 14, 2014 10:25 AM (g4TxM)

122 Dude, it's a living document. That means it don't mean shit.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2014 10:25 AM (7tAR+)

123 110 I think you've just done more than the GOP has for the last 5 years

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 14, 2014 10:25 AM (3ZtZW)

124

I will have you know my pussyfooting is whisper quiet.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:24 PM (4df7R)

Pssshhhaaww.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:25 AM (fwARV)

125 >>Anybody have any suggestions of who they'd like to be the new Press Secretary for the bestest time ever?

OOooooh!! Pick me!! Pick me!!

Posted by: Everyone at MSNBC at March 14, 2014 10:25 AM (aq/zi)

126 Izzat right? So if we have a certified madman as President [imagine it for a second] they'd still have to go through the whole Impeachment deal? Wowzers Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 14, 2014 02:22 PM (3ZtZW) Ultimately yes. The veep and the cabinet can remove him for being mentally or physically unfit. But if the president declares that he is fit, well, shtf and Congress gets involved.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:25 AM (da5Wo)

127 Wait a second. It was shillelagh that was sitting with you when I was rudely NOT summoned to view the spectacular ass, wasn't it?!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:22 PM (da5Wo)

Possibly. I apologize if that was the case. You can view my spectacular ass whenever.

Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 10:25 AM (hRzu2)

128 111 Ride the piggie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 14, 2014 02:22 PM (/GQ3Y)

A Hillaryback ride.

Posted by: flounder at March 14, 2014 10:25 AM (Kkt/i)

129

At least he has an opposition press.

Negatory. Gary Kasparov was on NPR last night, listing all of the media outlets (not political blogs) that are shut down now in Russkiestan.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 14, 2014 10:26 AM (A0sHn)

130 I'm in. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 02:23 PM (fwARV)
Cosmos all around!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:26 AM (VtjlW)

131 Beautiful... the self-overloading government system

Posted by: Saul Alinsky at March 14, 2014 10:26 AM (Q6pxP)

132 Oh shit, MuMu was serious with that comment.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 14, 2014 10:26 AM (gBnkX)

133 I'm in. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 02:23 PM (fwARV) Outstanding. Did MWR just discuss her "pussyfooting"? This thread is headed for pinch faced scolding.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:27 AM (da5Wo)

134 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:20 PM (da5Wo) It seems my brother will be out in DC during that period, maybe I'll send him as a ~~sacrifice~~ representative.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 14, 2014 10:27 AM (HDwDg)

135 "I will have you know my pussyfooting is whisper quiet." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:24 PM (4df7R) I was caught pussyfooting, once. -My father smacked me on the back of my head and told me to, "Get that goddamn engine out of the lawnmower before I drag your ass to your room and sell those damn video games." I pussyfoot covertly, now.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 10:27 AM (lq3Ak)

136 Back when Bush was President there were a lot of liberals calling for removal of Bush from office due to incompetence. Some wanted a new law that allowed that w/o impeachment.

Perhaps it is time for Republicans to say OK now that Obama is in office.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 14, 2014 10:27 AM (T2V/1)

137 21 I wonder if Obama can get a good-quality Castro outfit from Amazon. Why keep pretending? Posted by: eman at March 14, 2014 02:10 PM (8MwhU) ------------------- No, no, no. The outfit has to match the fashions of time and place. Hugo Chavez, for example, did not emulate Castro's grubby camo fatigues. Neither did he don the too officer-ish costume of a Mussolini. He had a sharp, clean NCO-ish uniform with a jaunty red beret and a parrot on his shoulder. Charisma, baby! Obama is Chavez in a designer suit, with nuance,.....and creases!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2014 10:28 AM (dfYL9)

138 Perjuring the Obama Administration one day at a time. Then, partying.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 14, 2014 10:28 AM (IXrOn)

139 Possibly. I apologize if that was the case. You can view my spectacular ass whenever. Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:25 PM (hRzu2) Congrats. I am sitting at my desk laughing so hard I'm crying.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:28 AM (VtjlW)

140 Possibly. I apologize if that was the case. You can view my spectacular ass whenever. Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:25 PM (hRzu2) *glares* I will bellow out that your a FUCKING RINO in the middle of crowded bar. I'll do it. I will.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:28 AM (da5Wo)

141 132 Of course he was. Because GOPe. Their methods for getting elected are tried and true....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 14, 2014 10:28 AM (ojnk6)

142 They have also made changes to how the Constitution is followed, but what's a little editing among friends?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 14, 2014 10:28 AM (eoeps)

143 Where can I find out more about this "pussyfooting"?

Posted by: Dick Morris at March 14, 2014 10:28 AM (8ZskC)

144

>>>Ultimately yes. The veep and the cabinet can remove him for being mentally or physically unfit. But if the president declares that he is fit, well, shtf and Congress gets involved.

I'll take it anyhow. Congress has shirked it's duties for too long

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 14, 2014 10:29 AM (3ZtZW)

145

Cosmos all around!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 02:26 PM (VtjlW)

Or manhattans. You know. Whichever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:29 AM (fwARV)

146 Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 14, 2014 02:26 PM (A0sHn I should have used past tense.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at March 14, 2014 10:29 AM (ecN6u)

147

>>>In other words, you've changed the law. You have taken extra-legislative actions and CHANGED THE LAW, which, by the way, is AGAINST THE LAW.

They changed that law too

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 14, 2014 10:29 AM (3ZtZW)

148 Pssshhhaaww.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 02:25 PM (fwARV)

Hush, you.

And NoVaMoMee WOO!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:30 AM (4df7R)

149 Anyone holding out hope of impeachment needs to get over it. Ain't. Gonna. Happen. 1. In case you haven't noticed, the GOPe only holds the House, not the Senate 2. Even if the GOPe, despite their best efforts to fail, somehow manages to take the Senate, Juan NcLame and his Vichy Republicans will never in a million years vote to impeach. 3. The worthless GOPe couldn't even impeach Bubba McClenis 4. Impeaching the historic (!) First Black POTUS...the MFM will never allow it. And the MFM sets the political agenda in this country more than the 3 branches of gubmint combined. 5. RAYCISS We are not getting out of this fucked up mess through impeachment. But facing facts is still betterl than lying to ourselves.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 14, 2014 10:30 AM (7ObY1)

150

I should have used past tense.

Gotcha.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 14, 2014 10:30 AM (A0sHn)

151 "Carney set the jump?"

What, the Clown College needs a new dean?

Posted by: phreshone at March 14, 2014 10:31 AM (Q6pxP)

152 Lets change the law so AlextheChick can get some new stompy boots.

http://tinyurl.com/m8fsqfa

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2014 10:31 AM (o9ypU)

153 "They changed that law too" Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands Deja Vu. I saw the same two ball-less kitties walk by twice.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 10:31 AM (lq3Ak)

154 Anybody have any suggestions of who they'd like to be the new Press Secretary for the bestest time ever?

Two words:

CHRIS. MATTHEWS.

Just ruminate on that for a bit. I'll wait.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:32 AM (4df7R)

155 Lets change the law so AlextheChick can get some new stompy boots. http://tinyurl.com/m8fsqfa Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2014 02:31 PM (o9ypU) Yes. Yes, we should do that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:32 AM (VtjlW)

156 When the VP and and the cabinet say he can not perform his office it still takes 2/3 vote of congress to remove the President from office. See 25th amendment.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 14, 2014 10:32 AM (T2V/1)

157 Outrage! I walk in here to see my name being bandied about by rascals and scallawags! I will not stand for it! I demand satisfaction!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2014 10:32 AM (ZshNr)

158

"I endorse this position. I would like them to do this."

Nancy Pelosi is on board with the idea, but she is a dingbat. This sounds to me more like an admission of despair - like a Banzai charge. You know it is bad, but if you do this one crazy thing, so wild and audacious that no one would expect to the sane to do such a thing, you may just snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

Or go down in a hail of machine gun and rifle fire.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Four Outrages, get a Rightous Indignation Free! at March 14, 2014 10:32 AM (hLRSq)

159

Big secret!! I found a magical weapon for the GOPe, it's the stuff of legend. It was forged right around the time of the founding of this great nation. The founding fathers referred to it in awe.

They told us that a time like this would come. Where one branch of government would become too powerful and lawless. And that another part of the government, just one part of the branch at that, would have the power to fight back and fight back hard.

They called it: "the power of the purse". If any one area of government gets out of control, you can literally starve that area of govt until it gets back in line.

In reality you never know when you get into a fight if you are going to win it. But you will surely lose if you don't step into THE FUCKING RING.

Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Mike Lee, and all the House tea party conservatives all the way. And you faux moderate dick licking fucks can suck it!! Happy Friday motherfuckers.

Posted by: prescient11 at March 14, 2014 10:32 AM (tVTLU)

160 Isn't there a provision in the Constitution allowing for the removal of a "crazy" or "unfit" president? - Yes, but the people who decide whether he has gone full Biden are his cabinet. So we've got Holder, Sebelius, Kerry et al. deciding if Barky is too crazy.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2014 10:32 AM (7tAR+)

161 Posted by: Citizen X at March 14, 2014 02:30 PM (7ObY1) In fairness, I really do think impeachment was tainted by the Clinton debacle. The American public now sees it as little more than a political tool, rather than the important check it is. It would, I really do believe, be party suicide to try it again, black, white, or green president.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 14, 2014 10:32 AM (HDwDg)

162 Meh, no particular cause for alarm, no reason for the courts to be involved or congress to defend their constitutional powers. Its for a good cause and all, you know.

Posted by: The Legacy Media at March 14, 2014 10:33 AM (zfY+H)

163 Cosmos all around!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 02:26 PM (VtjlW)

Or manhattans. You know. Whichever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 02:29 PM (fwARV)

I assumed AtC was referring to the fact that we, being merely residents of the planet Earth, are adrift in a vast, boundless Cosmos, which surrounds us on all sides.

But your response makes sense, too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:33 AM (4df7R)

164 I'm rested, willing, and ready to be the next spokesman.

Posted by: Martin Bashir at March 14, 2014 10:33 AM (Aif/5)

165 CHRIS. MATTHEWS. LOL. That's brilliant! Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 10:33 AM (XyM/Y)

166 Stop being so freaked out, Bushitler did it too and besides Obama is doing it to help people instead of bomb brown people for his daddy!1!!1!

Posted by: Leftists at March 14, 2014 10:33 AM (zfY+H)

167 I demand satisfaction! Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2014 02:32 PM (ZshNr) *** You shan't get any satisfaction from me!

Posted by: Zombie-like Mick Jagger at March 14, 2014 10:33 AM (g4TxM)

168 Remember the time Sebilius blatantly broke the law and...absolutely nothing happened to her. Yeah, that was awesome. Lawless administration. Top to bottom.

Posted by: Lauren at March 14, 2014 10:33 AM (hFL/3)

169 What, the Clown College needs a new dean?

He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 14, 2014 10:33 AM (KQp38)

170 "Two words: CHRIS. MATTHEWS. Just ruminate on that for a bit. I'll wait." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:32 PM (4df7R) It certainly would be entertaining to watch the Press Secretary refresh his tumbler of vodka every ten minutes.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 10:34 AM (lq3Ak)

171

149 Believe me, I know it's impossible. Fun to speculate on the process but nothing more.

>>5. RAYCISS

That was implied of me earlier today during a phone call, after which the guy hung up. One of those "...because I'm black, right?" thingers. Fk no, it wasn't. It was because he's an asshole.

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at March 14, 2014 10:34 AM (3ZtZW)

172 Kerry waving around his soft power. His soft, flaccid power. Noah Rothman ‏@NoahCRothman We're doomed. RT @FreeBeacon: WOW Â—> Kerry: Sanctions Against Russia Not a Â‘ThreatÂ’ Or Meant In a Â‘Personal WayÂ’ http://wfb.tc/OqrP2F

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 10:34 AM (ZPrif)

173 Dude... wait, what? Hey look, a Kardashian!

Posted by: Low Information Voters at March 14, 2014 10:34 AM (zfY+H)

174 "I will have you know my pussyfooting is whisper quiet." Is pussyfooting akin to sashaying?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 10:34 AM (FNtJ6)

175 Posted by: WalrusRex

Hey, it almost worked in Seven Days In May. A very goode movie by the way.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2014 10:34 AM (slXFW)

176 Outrage! I walk in here to see my name being bandied about by rascals and scallawags! I will not stand for it! I demand satisfaction!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2014 02:32 PM (ZshNr)

Piffle. I will have thee know, sir, I am no rascal or scalawag, I am a Bossy Bitch.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, We Be Bossy at March 14, 2014 10:34 AM (kXoT0)

177 Lets change the law so AlextheChick can get some new stompy boots.

Ex post facto? That be unconstitutional.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 14, 2014 10:34 AM (8ZskC)

178 So June 21 for the NoVaMoMee? I am there.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 14, 2014 10:35 AM (sjdRT)

179 Two words:

CHRIS. MATTHEWS.

Just ruminate on that for a bit. I'll wait.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:32 PM (4df7R)

It will be difficult for him to speak to the press with the SCOAMF's dick in his mouth.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 10:35 AM (DrWcr)

180

JFKerry: "It will be an incredibly small, extraordinarily weak strike."

This man is Secretary of fucking State.

Posted by: prescient11 at March 14, 2014 10:35 AM (tVTLU)

181 I endorse this position. I would like them to do this. ---- Why take chances? Maybe the GOP should just focus their entire 2014 campaign on we want to repeal Obamacare (whether this is true or not) and the other guy/gal does not. Hey it worked in 2010.

Posted by: SH at March 14, 2014 10:35 AM (gmeXX)

182 Yes, this is totally impeachable and stuff, but you know, they'd just call us racists and we'd lose our jobs too. And really, what's more important, our jobs or the future of the Republic and the constitution? Its a no brainer!

Posted by: GOP Congressman at March 14, 2014 10:35 AM (zfY+H)

183 What, the Clown College needs a new dean? He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo? With his pecker in his hand?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 10:35 AM (FNtJ6)

184 149 .... Impeaching the historic (!) First Black POTUS...the MFM will never allow it. And the MFM sets the political agenda in this country more than the 3 branches of gubmint combined. ..... We are not getting out of this fucked up mess through impeachment...... Posted by: Citizen X at March 14, 2014 02:30 PM (7ObY1) --------------- BINGO.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2014 10:35 AM (dfYL9)

185 AlextheChick, this made me think of you

http://oopsmile.com/someone-likes-sharks-too-much/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2014 10:35 AM (o9ypU)

186 I read the 25th. Congress gets involved if the President says he can and the veep and cabinet says he can't. Section 4. Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President. Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office unless the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive department or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit within four days to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. Thereupon Congress shall decide the issue, assembling within forty-eight hours for that purpose if not in session. If the Congress, within twenty-one days after receipt of the latter written declaration, or, if Congress is not in session, within twenty-one days after Congress is required to assemble, determines by two-thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President; otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of his office.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:36 AM (da5Wo)

187 I need to get some martini glasses.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 14, 2014 10:36 AM (k/Mc/)

188 Noah Rothman ‏@NoahCRothman

We're doomed. RT @FreeBeacon: WOW Â—> Kerry: Sanctions Against Russia Not a Â‘ThreatÂ’ Or Meant In a Â‘Personal WayÂ’ http://wfb.tc/OqrP2F

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 02:34 PM (ZPrif)

FFS.

"We will impose sanctions on you if you don't stop what you're doing! But don't take that as a threat or anything. Nothing personal."

I am embarrassed for my country.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:36 AM (4df7R)

189 Anybody have any suggestions of who they'd like to be the new Press Secretary for the bestest time ever? Shelia Jackson Lee

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 10:36 AM (659DL)

190 Yeah sure, he's poaching on our territory, but its what we'd like him to do anyway. Besides if the full horrific impact of this turd fest hits before an election, we'll lose our jobs. And really, what's more important, our jobs or the future of the Republic and the constitution? Its a no brainer!

Posted by: Democrat Congressman at March 14, 2014 10:36 AM (zfY+H)

191 If Russia invades, not clear they will leave Odessa -- or any ports at all -- for Ukraine. Ukraine will be left a land-locked rump state. Noah Rothman ‏@NoahCRothman Map floating around the web of likely invasion targets: sweep to mouth of Dnieper and cut Ukraine off from the sea. pic.twitter.com/V6ZDGV3LFK

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 10:36 AM (ZPrif)

192 189 Anybody have any suggestions of who they'd like to be the new Press Secretary for the bestest time ever?

Shelia Jackson Lee

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 02:36 PM (659DL)

That would certainly be entertaining, if nothing else.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 10:37 AM (DrWcr)

193 Of course, Fukushima was only designed to withstand a 9.0 earthquake.
The first 9.4 quake to come along and it's toast

A new design might allow them to "go to 11" -- Nigel Tufnel

Posted by: Ismael García at March 14, 2014 10:37 AM (e8kgV)

194 We are not getting out of this fucked up mess through impeachment. But facing facts is still betterl than lying to ourselves. --- I agree. Also, Obama is evil, not crazy, so ixnay on the mentally unfit thing. Theoretically GOPers could go after his coterie though. Impeach Holder, frex. He has certainly committed crimes.

Posted by: votermom at March 14, 2014 10:37 AM (GSIDW)

195 Is pussyfooting akin to sashaying?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 02:34 PM (FNtJ6)

Good question! Sashaying may be done whilst pussyfooting, but you have to make sure you don't swing your hips into any windchimes.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:37 AM (4df7R)

196

So much microaggression between Lincoln and Sherry...

And probably racyisty raycism.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:37 AM (fwARV)

197 Fuck the GOPe

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 14, 2014 10:37 AM (R8hU8)

198 Ronan Farrow for Press Secretary?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2014 10:37 AM (o9ypU)

199 AlextheChick, this made me think of you http://oopsmile.com/someone-likes-sharks-too-much/ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2014 02:35 PM (o9ypU)
Fish are friends not food!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:37 AM (VtjlW)

200 CHRIS. MATTHEWS. Just ruminate on that for a bit. I'll wait. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:32 PM (4df7R) First Official Spittle Bucket?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 14, 2014 10:37 AM (IXrOn)

201 I will not stand for it! I demand satisfaction! Posted by: Lincolntf That's what your kittehs are saying too.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 10:38 AM (FNtJ6)

202 Our foreign policy "big stick" consists mainly of harrumphs, though suitably muted so as not to antagonize the harrumpphee.

Posted by: John Francois Kerry, Worthy Successor to Hillary! Clinton at March 14, 2014 10:38 AM (8ZskC)

203 Is pussyfooting akin to sashaying? Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 02:34 PM (FNtJ6) Good question! Sashaying may be done whilst pussyfooting, but you have to make sure you don't swing your hips into any windchimes. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:37 PM (4df7R) You're all a bunch of lollygaggers.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 10:38 AM (659DL)

204 We have dissolved the social contract and dismissed the legislature and declared martial law.

Posted by: Darth Sebelius at March 14, 2014 10:38 AM (bitz6)

205
First Official Spittle Bucket?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 14, 2014 02:37 PM (IXrOn)

I for one would watch just to see how long it would take before his head blew up from all the ragestroking at all the people in the audience questioning the motives of his beloved Obama.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:39 AM (4df7R)

206 Who cares what he's doing? We've overloaded the voter registrations so heavily we've got mummies voting in Pontiac Michigan, almost 200 districts with more people registered than eligible voters, and dozens of precincts in Ohio where Obama got almost as good a voter margin as Kim Jong Un!
Don't you get it yet? It doesn't matter what he does, or any Democrat. The fix is in.

Posted by: ACORN at March 14, 2014 10:39 AM (zfY+H)

207 Remember when Nixon said that if the president does it that means it's not a crime? The NYT and the rest of the media went nuts. Good times. Good times.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2014 10:39 AM (7tAR+)

208 Paging Chelsea Clinton. Chelsea Clinton, please pick up the red phone.

Posted by: Destiny at March 14, 2014 10:39 AM (8ZskC)

209 Anybody have any suggestions of who they'd like to be the new Press Secretary for the bestest time ever? **** I'm going to go off the board, Wink. Either Danny Bonaduce or Macaulay Culkin.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 14, 2014 10:39 AM (g4TxM)

210 We need to liquidate 25 million people who do not obey us. And we do it through denial of health care.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at March 14, 2014 10:39 AM (S+FO9)

211 *glares*

I will bellow out that your a FUCKING RINO in the middle of crowded bar. I'll do it. I will.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:28 PM (da5Wo)

Them's fightin' words.

Maybe if you knew the difference between "your" and "you're" I'd be offended.

Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 10:39 AM (hRzu2)

212 Also, indict Lois Lerner. Investigate Obamacare implementation (half a billion for a myspace website?) to get Sebelius out. Etc.

Posted by: votermom at March 14, 2014 10:39 AM (GSIDW)

213 Ronan Farrow for Press Secretary?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 14, 2014 02:37 PM (o9ypU)

Why not? It's about the only gubmint job he hasn't had yet, outside of President.

But he probably makes more money at MESSNBC.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:40 AM (4df7R)

214 Maybe the GOP could try something like extending unemployment benefits (which seems to be popular) in exchange for repealing Obamacare. Of course that requires taking a stand and all. Why take a stand when you may get knocked down.

Posted by: SH at March 14, 2014 10:40 AM (gmeXX)

215 Them's fightin' words. Maybe if you knew the difference between "your" and "you're" I'd be offended. Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:39 PM (hRzu2) *looks back at comment* Shit. You're still a RINO and I'm telling the whole bar!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:41 AM (da5Wo)

216 @198 sure, suspend the formalities of a credible career and move him to the front of the line!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 14, 2014 10:41 AM (9eDbm)

217
I will bellow out that your a FUCKING RINO in the middle of crowded bar. I'll do it. I will.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:28 PM (da5Wo)

NEVER. NOT. FUNNY.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:41 AM (4df7R)

218 Not the hill to phone it in on.

Posted by: Weeping Boner at March 14, 2014 10:41 AM (bitz6)

219 The country is already run by a dictator.No one is doing a damn thing to stop it.

Posted by: steevy at March 14, 2014 10:41 AM (zqvg6)

220 So America is de-bojangled as well. JOHN KERRY: We hope President Putin will recognize that none of what weÂ’re saying is meant as a threat, itÂ’s not meant in a personal way. It is meant as a matter of respect for the international, multilateral structure that we have lived by since World War II, and for the standards of behavior about annexation, about succession, about independence, and how countries come about it.

Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 10:41 AM (fWAjv)

221 Piffle. I will have thee know, sir, I am no rascal or scalawag, I am a Bossy Bitch.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, We Be Bossy at March 14, 2014 02:34 PM (kXoT0)

I was hoping to grow up and become a meddling kid riding around in a van and solving mysteries.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Four Outrages, get a Rightous Indignation Free! at March 14, 2014 10:42 AM (hLRSq)

222 Ronan Farrow for Press Secretary? - He is an award winning journalist and he is almost old enough to stay up past bed time whether his mommy likes it or not.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2014 10:42 AM (7tAR+)

223

SH:

Indeed. The most maddening thing is that these fucking lawless idiots aren't getting called on the carpet. How much of a pussy are you GOPe???!!! These guys are running circles??? Fucking crazy.

Posted by: prescient11 at March 14, 2014 10:42 AM (tVTLU)

224 This kind of thing really just makes me shrug these days. Its not like our outrage and anger matters. This kind of thing would have resulted in war in 1770s but now its just a distraction from Survivor. As long as people have the illusion of freedom in the internet and the massive distractions of entertainment, nothing will be done.
We're past the point of fixing this turkey. The only way through this is the crash and rebuild.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 14, 2014 10:42 AM (zfY+H)

225 This is going to hurt me more than it hurts Russia, Vlad.

Posted by: John Francois Kerry, Worthy Successor to Hillary! Clinton at March 14, 2014 10:42 AM (8ZskC)

226 NEVER. NOT. FUNNY. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:41 PM (4df7R) So who am I going to yell at this year?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 10:42 AM (da5Wo)

227 *looks back at comment*

Shit.

You're still a RINO and I'm telling the whole bar!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:41 PM (da5Wo)

But a RINO with a spectacular ass.

Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 10:42 AM (hRzu2)

228 They'll have to install a spit shield over the first three rows if Chris Matthews is Press Sec.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 14, 2014 10:42 AM (z+Xap)

229 Well as long as we're thinking outside the box how about Lindsay Lohan?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 10:42 AM (XyM/Y)

230 JOHN KERRY: We hope President Putin will recognize that none of what weÂ’re saying is meant as a threat, itÂ’s not meant in a personal way. It is meant as a matter of respect for the international, multilateral structure that we have lived by since World War II, and for the standards of behavior about annexation, about succession, about independence, and how countries come about it.

Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 02:41 PM (fWAjv)

"Is good joke, but why is horse speaking? I go shoot whale now."

-Vlad

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:42 AM (4df7R)

231 You're all a bunch of lollygaggers. Posted by: Circa Lollygaggers? Lollygaggers!? I bite my thumb at you sir! I Bite. My. Thumb. At. You!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 10:42 AM (FNtJ6)

232 220 Vlad already told John to shove it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 14, 2014 10:43 AM (ojnk6)

233

Inadvertent omission. If you ask someone enough questions, eventually they slip up and say something close to the truth.

I saw Inadvertent Omission open for Kinsley Gaffe at the Orpheum in '95.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 14, 2014 10:43 AM (A0sHn)

234

That's what your kittehs are saying too.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 02:38 PM (FNtJ6)

Not anymore.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:43 AM (fwARV)

235 Them's fightin' words. Maybe if you knew the difference between "your" and "you're" I'd be offended. Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:39 PM (hRzu2) I'm just going to give you the rest of the lemon bars to hold you over whilst I go get some more whipped cream to put on the blondes before shoving them through the USB port for you.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:44 AM (VtjlW)

236 CNN is reporting that US officials are looking into lithium batteries in the cargo hold as a possible cause of fire.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 10:44 AM (ZPrif)

237

So who am I going to yell at this year?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:42 PM (da5Wo)

My money's on 'fucking everybody.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:44 AM (fwARV)

238 They'll have to install a spit shield over the first three rows if Chris Matthews is Press Sec. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 14, 2014 02:42 PM (z+Xap) **** Quick, somebody get on the phone to Gallagher's people.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 14, 2014 10:44 AM (g4TxM)

239 I was hoping to grow up and become a meddling kid riding around in a van and solving mysteries. Posted by: Mikey NTH Just stay off my lawn!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 10:44 AM (FNtJ6)

240 The Swiftboat Vigilante Maverick's ultimatum lasts until Monday.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 14, 2014 10:44 AM (bitz6)

241 Indeed. The most maddening thing is that these fucking lawless idiots aren't getting called on the carpet. How much of a pussy are you GOPe???!!! These guys are running circles??? Fucking crazy. ---- Well to ask the question is to answer it. The GOP has no intention of repealing Obamacare. Some do, in fact many probably do. But too many are happy to leave it on the books.

Posted by: SH at March 14, 2014 10:44 AM (gmeXX)

242 Per the Voice of Russia : American Scout/Attack drone shot down over Crimea
http://tinyurl.com/lhqj7t5

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2014 10:44 AM (slXFW)

243 So who am I going to yell at this year?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:42 PM (da5Wo)

Well, it sounds like shillelagh is the #1 choice.

Failing that... I don't know. Maybe pick a random bar patron out of the crowd, hit them with a wadded up napkin and bellow that they are a FUCKING RINO! Then calmly walk away?

Provided they're drunk enough, it'd be hella funny to watch their reaction.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:45 AM (4df7R)

244 So John Kerry thinks he is playing Punchbuggy, No Punchbacks with Putin?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 14, 2014 10:45 AM (z+Xap)

245 But a RINO with a spectacular ass. Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:42 PM (hRzu2)

A little too hairy for my tastes. Thanks anyway though.

Posted by: Barney Frank [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:45 AM (6T8Ay)

246 "I was hoping to grow up and become a meddling kid riding around in a van and solving mysteries dissolving hookers."

Posted by: Jay Carney at March 14, 2014 10:45 AM (A0sHn)

247 Per the Voice of Russia : American Scout/Attack drone shot down over Crimea
http://tinyurl.com/lhqj7t5

I call drone and raise one Bear bomber.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 14, 2014 10:45 AM (8ZskC)

248 Yes, this is totally impeachable and stuff, but you know, they'd just call us racists and we'd lose our jobs too. And really, what's more important, our jobs or the future of the Republic and the constitution? Its a no brainer!

Posted by: GOP Congressman at March 14, 2014 02:35 PM (zfY+H)

That, and the fact that the senate wouldn't convict, you would take people's attention off of ObamaCare like the Dems are trying desperately to do do (Amnesty, Koch brothers, Ban Bossy, etc.) and possibly hand the House back to the Dems which would keep the GOP from even blocking Obama right now, which is all that they have the power to do.*

But you're right. Let's do that wild audacious gambit that is 99% doomed to fail because hey, there's a 1% chance we'll get 2/3 of the Senate - a lot of Democrats - to go along with it.

*He wouldn't be talking about his pen and his phone if he wasn't seeing himself as effectively blocked in Congress.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Four Outrages, get a Rightous Indignation Free! at March 14, 2014 10:46 AM (hLRSq)

249 No, no-last suggestion. Miley Cyrus. If she didn't like a question from the press (if they were ever bothering to ask any substantive question) she could turn backwards and twerk them. Has there ever been a female Press Secretary?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 10:46 AM (XyM/Y)

250 I bite my thumb at you sir! I Bite. My. Thumb. At. You!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 02:42 PM (FNtJ6)

I say, you there. Do you bite your thumb at me?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:46 AM (4df7R)

251 Provided they're drunk enough, it'd be hella funny to watch their reaction. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:45 PM (4df7R)

I guess you missed the reaction of the bar the first time. Every non-Horde head in that place whipped around.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:46 AM (6T8Ay)

252 We're past the point of fixing this turkey. The only way through this is the crash and rebuild. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 14, 2014 02:42 PM (zfY+H) They have been preparing to rebuild for decades. They have seeded not just the ideas but the personnel and resources. You haven't. Crashing is *what they want*, because they are (they think) prepared for it. Now, mind you, I think it would be a complete fustercluck, but it will be their fustercluck, not yours.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at March 14, 2014 10:46 AM (qyfb5)

253

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 02:12 PM (VtjlW)

J'adore that film.

> Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.

> Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.

> So your work has not changed.

Posted by: LizLem at March 14, 2014 10:46 AM (BF+2f)

254

I call drone and raise one Bear bomber.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 14, 2014 02:45 PM (8ZskC)

Too bad the only aircraft that can carry the AIM-54 is in the boneyard.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:46 AM (fwARV)

255 But a RINO with a spectacular ass. Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:42 PM (hRzu2) I've seen better. But I've seen worse too.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 10:46 AM (9j+Cz)

256 strike through fail. sigh

Posted by: Jay Carney at March 14, 2014 10:46 AM (A0sHn)

257 >Has there ever been a female Press Secretary?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 02:46 PM (XyM/Y)<

Dana Perino comes to mind. A lot.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 14, 2014 10:46 AM (sjdRT)

258 So if Putin doesn't heed the ultimatum is Kerry going to symbolically fling a facsimile of Obama's Nobel Peace Prize at the Kremlin in protest?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 14, 2014 10:46 AM (g4TxM)

259 Has there ever been a female Press Secretary?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 02:46 PM (XyM/Y)

Dana Perino

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 10:47 AM (DrWcr)

260 "Rules? There ainÂ’t no rules around here Â— weÂ’re trying to accomplish something. And therefore, when the deal goes down, all this talk about rules, we make Â‘em up as we go along..." - Demorat Alcee Hastings during the crafting of ObamaCare

Posted by: Something at March 14, 2014 10:47 AM (ZW1Ga)

261 Kerry: Sanctions Against Russia Not a Â‘ThreatÂ’ Or Meant In a Â‘Personal WayÂ’ ----------------------- They will be unbelievably small!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2014 10:47 AM (dfYL9)

262 Per the Voice of Russia : American Scout/Attack drone shot down over Crimea
http://tinyurl.com/lhqj7t5

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2014 02:44 PM (slXFW)

OBAMMY: Huh? Guys, I'm playing golf. Can this wait?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:47 AM (4df7R)

263 We hope President Putin will recognize that none of what weÂ’re saying is meant as a threat, itÂ’s not meant in a personal way. Why would you say that? Remember when Dean Acheson and Henry Kissinger used to talked that way? ugh.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 10:47 AM (659DL)

264 Cripes, I really hope we didn't get a drone shot down over there. I don't mind having them, but it always looks so sloppy when we lose them. Plus, it's free tech for the enemy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2014 10:47 AM (ZshNr)

265 Hey....where's CBD? I was at the Lima Tank Plant yesterday.

I wanted to rub it in.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:47 AM (6T8Ay)

266 I say, you there. Do you bite your thumb at me? Indubitably!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 10:47 AM (FNtJ6)

267 So who am I going to yell at this year?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 02:42 PM (da5Wo)

Well, it sounds like shillelagh is the #1 choice.
Failing that... I don't know. Maybe pick a random bar patron out of the crowd, hit them with a wadded up napkin and bellow that they are a FUCKING RINO! Then calmly walk away?
Provided they're drunk enough, it'd be hella funny to watch their reaction.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:45 PM (4df7R)

Can't we all just be happy drunks? Or the second best kind of drunk... hungry drunks.

Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 10:48 AM (hRzu2)

268 I guess you missed the reaction of the bar the first time. Every non-Horde head in that place whipped around.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 02:46 PM (6T8Ay)

I remember there was one of those "A hush fell over the room moments," and then it all snapped back into action.

Was AWESOME.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:48 AM (4df7R)

269 I guess you missed the reaction of the bar the first time. Every non-Horde head in that place whipped around. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 02:46 PM (6T8Ay) Really? Oops. I wasn't THAT loud.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 10:48 AM (9j+Cz)

270 John McCain is the worst warmonger in my lifetime. If someone proposed invading Kansas, that fucker McCain would be all for it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2014 10:49 AM (c5Esc)

271 I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite my thumb, sir.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 10:49 AM (DrWcr)

272 Really? Oops. I wasn't THAT loud. Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 02:48 PM (9j+Cz)

Dude.

You. Were. THAT. LOUD.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:49 AM (6T8Ay)

273

Can't we all just be happy drunks? Or the second best kind of drunk... hungry drunks.

Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:48 PM (hRzu2)

As long as we're understanding that 'happy drunks' is not the first best kind even though 'hungry' is the second best.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:50 AM (fwARV)

274 I am making a bold prediction that at some point the Dems will submit their own repeal of Obamacare except that it will repeal most of it except the tax increases and mandatory covering of preexisting conditions. I think that would be a smart play on their part.

Posted by: SH at March 14, 2014 10:50 AM (gmeXX)

275 264 Apparently the drone even had unit markings. An American scout-attack drone was intercepted in the Crimean sky, the Rostec state corporation reports. "Judging by side marking, the MQ-5B drone was part of the 66th US brigade of military intelligence with the main location in Bavaria," the report on the website of the corporation reads. Voice of Russia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 14, 2014 10:50 AM (bitz6)

276 I wasn't THAT loud.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 02:48 PM (9j+Cz)

Yes. You were.

Nearsider, tell him he was loud. I'll let you out of the cuffs for an hour if you do.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:50 AM (4df7R)

277 Well, we will not be going back tot he same place this year as last year.

Booked.

::: sad panda :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:50 AM (6T8Ay)

278 Has there ever been a female Press Secretary? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2014 02:46 PM (XyM/Y) Dana Perino Also, Bubba's first one. I forget the name.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 10:50 AM (659DL)

279 229 Well as long as we're thinking outside the box how about Lindsay Lohan? - Promise her a sniff and a shot and she'll say whatever you want.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2014 10:50 AM (7tAR+)

280

Really? Oops.

I wasn't THAT loud.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 02:48 PM (9j+Cz)

Lies.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:50 AM (fwARV)

281 Christ. 400 years of constitution, down the drain.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson "Bluto" Lee at March 14, 2014 10:50 AM (QLbhS)

282 >As long as we're understanding that 'happy drunks' is not the first best kind even though 'hungry' is the second best.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 02:50 PM (fwARV)<

Roger that!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 14, 2014 10:50 AM (sjdRT)

283 How about we remove the unit markings from our spy planes?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 14, 2014 10:51 AM (bitz6)

284 249 --- DeeDee Myers under Clinton. Er,.... I mean working for Clinton.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2014 10:51 AM (dfYL9)

285 Nearsider, tell him he was loud. I'll let you out of the cuffs for an hour if you do. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:50 PM (4df7R)

MWR, don't let him out.

He told me that you that you had the type of ass you beat with a car antenna.

....

But he DID mean it as a compliment.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:51 AM (6T8Ay)

286 Also, Bubba's first one. I forget the name.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 02:50 PM (659DL)

Dee Dee Myers

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 10:51 AM (DrWcr)

287 ::: sad panda :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 02:50 PM (6T8Ay)

Awwww.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:51 AM (4df7R)

288 Apparently the drone even had unit markings. This is going well.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 10:51 AM (659DL)

289 You people all laughed when I said ObamaCare was a tax. You wanted me to take Ear Leader off the hook and declare his signature health care law unconstitutional. Think of all the fun we would have missed!

The way Barky and his crowd are going, it's going to be (in sequence) a bill, a tax, an albatross around Democrat's necks, maybe causus belli for a (hopefully) quiet revolution; hell, it may even be a breath mint someday.

It's all things to all people! And it sucks to just about all of them!

All we had to do was shove enough torches into The Monster's face for him to go back home and stomp Dr. Obamastein into the carpet.

After all, a riot is an ugly thing. And I think it's just about time we had one!

Posted by: John Roberts, Chief Supreme at March 14, 2014 10:52 AM (DLu2s)

290

Er,.... I mean working ~~for~~ Clinton.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2014 02:51 PM (dfYL9)

Fixed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:52 AM (fwARV)

291 I wasn't loud. My voice carries. That sucks Bannion. Any ideas on a back up? MWR, you still have him chained up? I figured he would have died of dehydration by now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 10:52 AM (9j+Cz)

292 Can't we all just be happy drunks? Or the second best kind of drunk... hungry drunks. Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 02:48 PM (hRzu2) I say both happy and hungry drunks. So shall it be written. So shall it be done.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 10:52 AM (VtjlW)

293
But he DID mean it as a compliment.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 02:51 PM (6T8Ay)

*squint*

What were you doing in my basement?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:52 AM (4df7R)

294 Also, Bubba's first one. I forget the name. Posted by: Circa

Phyllis Lashio.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2014 10:52 AM (slXFW)

295 Obama should think outside the box and hire someone like Jimmy Fallon or Jon Stewart to be the new press secretary.

I mean, it's not like Carney does anything but provide snarky, truthy answers.
Maybe a slow jam press report, or exagerated mugging after giving an obviously evasive answer, would better suit the tone of Obama's presidency.

Posted by: Everyone at MSNBC at March 14, 2014 10:52 AM (aq/zi)

296 Apparently the drone even had unit markings.

Because of course it did.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:52 AM (4df7R)

297 Well, we will not be going back tot he same place this year as last year.

Booked.

::: sad panda :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 02:50 PM (6T8Ay)

If we ever do one more towards BMore, I've got two places I'm a regular that would do right by us.

Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 10:52 AM (hRzu2)

298

Also, Bubba's first one. I forget the name.

Dee Dee Myers

Posted by: Jay Carney at March 14, 2014 10:53 AM (A0sHn)

299 Weasel Zippers ‏@weaselzippers Philly Officially A Sanctuary City, Dem Mayor Signs Order Banning Police From Working With Feds To Deport Illegals http://shar.es/RZdwh

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 10:53 AM (ZPrif)

300 Check out the flying jihadi's video at Weasel Zippers. It's good for an LOL or two.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2014 10:53 AM (/rlXg)

301 I am making a bold prediction that at some point the Dems will submit their own repeal of Obamacare except that it will repeal most of it except the tax increases and mandatory covering of preexisting conditions. I think that would be a smart play on their part.

Posted by: SH at March 14, 2014 02:50 PM (gmeXX)

Obama has been repealing it by himself. Piece by piece. It has been joyful to watch as he delays this absoluetely wonderful and necessary program.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Four Outrages, get a Rightous Indignation Free! at March 14, 2014 10:53 AM (hLRSq)

302 /sock

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 14, 2014 10:53 AM (A0sHn)

303

What were you doing in my basement?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:52 PM (4df7R)

I was told you could no longer ask those questions...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:53 AM (fwARV)

304 MWR, you still have him chained up? I figured he would have died of dehydration by now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 02:52 PM (9j+Cz)

I keep him fed and watered. I'm not CRUEL. Besides, I need him healthy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:53 AM (4df7R)

305 Raymond Pritchett ‏@Galrahn If all these photos of military trains in Russia are from today, then Obama already knows war is coming to Ukraine next week.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 10:53 AM (ZPrif)

306 The DoD should hire me as a consultant to explain the really obvious $#!T to them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 14, 2014 10:53 AM (bitz6)

307 That sucks Bannion. Any ideas on a back up? Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 02:52 PM (9j+Cz)

We have a couple. Working the issue now.

However, I will guarantee whatever venue we get of the remaining choices that it will end up keeping the riff raff out since it will be more expensive.

Than again, we're Morons.

All of us are riff raff.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:54 AM (6T8Ay)

308 Cop: "You do NOT have the right to remain silent. I will beat your head in if you don't confess." Suspect: "Wait -- I thought I DID have the right to remain silent." Cop: "Yeah, well, I just made a minor change to the way the law was written. Crack!"

Posted by: zombie at March 14, 2014 10:54 AM (mizYg)

309 Apparently the drone even had unit markings.

----

Shakey's Pizza?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 14, 2014 10:54 AM (KQp38)

310 Also, Bubba's first one. I forget the name. *** Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 14, 2014 10:55 AM (g4TxM)

311 Raymond Pritchett ‏@Galrahn

If all these photos of military trains in Russia are from today, then Obama already knows war is coming to Ukraine next week.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 02:53 PM (ZPrif)

OBJECTION! Assumes facts not in evidence! Counsel is assuming that Obama is even aware of the military trains in Russia, or indeed that Obama is aware that Russia has trains.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:55 AM (4df7R)

312 Since Obamacare was written to give the HHS Stewardess complete authority to rewrite the law on her whims, I think it would be equally fitting to begin referring to it as Bimbocare.

Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2014 10:55 AM (UzPAd)

313 What were you doing in my basement? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:52 PM (4df7R)

Soundproofing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:55 AM (6T8Ay)

314

All of us are riff raff.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 02:54 PM (6T8Ay)

"What about me? Am I one of that sort?"

"Hell no. You're the sort that give that sort a bad name."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:55 AM (fwARV)

315 I love reading AOS. The headlines are fabulous. The comments are the frosting. I just have to chuckle.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at March 14, 2014 10:55 AM (R5UOB)

316 I keep him fed and watered. I'm not CRUEL. Besides, I need him healthy. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:53 PM (4df7R) Ahhhh...been paying close attention to the Empress' lessons I see.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 10:55 AM (9j+Cz)

317 You said DRONES? We got Drones.... Pricing so low you'll think WE'RE GIVING THEM AWAY! We will match ANY competitors price or you'll get double your money back guarantee! Come on down and we'll treat you right.... OR MY NAME'S NOT CRAZY BARRY!

Posted by: Barry's Discount Barn! at March 14, 2014 10:55 AM (32Ze2)

318 I wanted to rub it in.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 02:47 PM (6T8Ay)

Bastard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 10:56 AM (QFxY5)

319 309 I used to love that place. We had that in VA Beach when I was a kid.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 14, 2014 10:56 AM (bitz6)

320 Heh. I wonder if I ever did anything with the 66th in "Bavaria". I used to drive all over the place, often to MI units. I'll check the unit history.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2014 10:56 AM (ZshNr)

321 But- but- Paul Ryan said inner city deadbeat dads are responsible for unemployment! Who cares about the President! Aiken! Christine O'Donnell! Boooosh!!!1!1!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 14, 2014 10:56 AM (zfY+H)

322

100
>>>They would still have to impeach him.

Izzat right? So if we have a certified madman as President [imagine it for a second] they'd still have to go through the whole Impeachment deal? Wowzers

So if Obama showed up at a press conference wearing one of those generalissimo uniforms with epaulets and fake medals and a codpiece--people couldn't have him committed?

Posted by: northernlurker at March 14, 2014 10:56 AM (Xmw9g)

323 "What about me? Am I one of that sort?"

"Hell no. You're the sort that give that sort a bad name."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 02:55 PM (fwARV)

So what's one level below riff raff? Scallywags?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:56 AM (4df7R)

324 You. Were. THAT. LOUD.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 02:49 PM (6T8Ay)

His voice, or his jacket.

Neither would surprise me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 10:57 AM (QFxY5)

325 301 Obama has been repealing it by himself. Piece by piece. It has been joyful to watch as he delays this absoluetely wonderful and necessary program. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Four Outrages, get a Rightous Indignation Free! at March 14, 2014 02:53 PM (hLRSq) ------------------------- He has not been repealing the program. He has been implementing it. The essence of the program is federal control of all healthcare by executive fiat.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2014 10:58 AM (dfYL9)

326 Note: Slow, straight line drones are not so hot in the face of a capable enemy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 10:58 AM (659DL)

327 Clinton's Press Secretary was Dee Dee Myers.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 14, 2014 10:58 AM (32Ze2)

328 309- I worked at Shakey's Pizza back in 1977. Apparently the chain never fully recovered.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 14, 2014 10:58 AM (g4TxM)

329
His voice, or his jacket.

Neither would surprise me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 02:57 PM (QFxY5)

I just wish I had it on camera. It was priceless.

And directed at Gabe, natch.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:58 AM (4df7R)

330 312 Since Obamacare was written to give the HHS Stewardess complete authority to rewrite the law on her whims, I think it would be equally fitting to begin referring to it as Bimbocare. -- CruellaCare

Posted by: votermom at March 14, 2014 10:58 AM (GSIDW)

331 So what's one level below riff raff? Scallywags?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:56 PM (4df7R)

Guttersnipe

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 10:58 AM (DrWcr)

332
Guttersnipe

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2014 02:58 PM (DrWcr)

ooh, yes.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:58 AM (4df7R)

333 I keep him fed and watered. I'm not CRUEL. Besides, I need him healthy I volunteer as tribute!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 10:58 AM (FNtJ6)

334 Your Jon Cary is funny guy... Perhaps he should host Daily Show?

Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 14, 2014 10:58 AM (Q6pxP)

335 His voice, or his jacket. Neither would surprise me. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 02:57 PM (QFxY5)

He was dressed conservatively.

Not like, say, Orthodox Jew conservatively, but conservatively nonetheless.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 10:58 AM (6T8Ay)

336 His voice, or his jacket. Neither would surprise me. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 02:57 PM (QFxY5) I'll have you know that I clean up quite well. And I do believe I've found who I'm yelling at this year. You are coming, right CBD?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 10:59 AM (9j+Cz)

337

His voice, or his jacket.

Neither would surprise me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 02:57 PM (QFxY5)

Yes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 10:59 AM (fwARV)

338 I saw Shakey's Pizza open for Perkins Cake & Steak in '79.

Posted by: Walter Mondale at March 14, 2014 11:00 AM (R5UOB)

339

I'm with 274 ... ObamaCare will not be repealed, but it will be gutted.

Barry just can't stand to loose face ... but the next Pres, D or R, will sign just about any reduction to it. They know they can't keep putting it off forever.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 14, 2014 11:00 AM (C9oSS)

340 Yup, it's absolutely certain I knew people in the 66th, at least in passing. Wiesbaden and the surrounding bases were in my stomping grounds.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2014 11:00 AM (ZshNr)

341 Shakey's Pizza has a website. There must still be locations.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 14, 2014 11:00 AM (bitz6)

342 obviously part has been delayed for poli reasons but your "Enabling Act" (seriously dude?) rhetoric against bland bureaucratic moves is real weird. Like you're trying to reverse engineer the whole "Bush is a fascist" retardation.

Posted by: Cleric at March 14, 2014 11:00 AM (euS+w)

343 Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 02:59 PM (fwARV)

Oh...speaking of which....

Send me a resume on Gmail.

Hopefully it's current.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:00 AM (6T8Ay)

344 Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 02:58 PM (6T8Ay)

Oh, that's a great image!

A pasty-white cracker in a shtreimel and caftan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 11:00 AM (QFxY5)

345 322 So if Obama showed up at a press conference wearing one of those generalissimo uniforms with epaulets and fake medals and a codpiece--people couldn't have him committed? Posted by: northernlurker at March 14, 2014 02:56 PM (Xmw9g) -------------------------- Anybody drawn up commitments papers for Michelle yet? I think not. The MSM would just complement him on his artistry and style.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2014 11:00 AM (dfYL9)

346 Hey MWR? Nearsider managed to spit out the ball gag again. You wanna take care of that?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 11:01 AM (9j+Cz)

347 I am sad panda that there's not the possibility of traumatizing the same bar tender by opening another tab under Mary Poppins.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 11:01 AM (VtjlW)

348

So what's one level below riff raff? Scallywags?

Blackguard.

Posted by: the guy who says blaggard! at March 14, 2014 11:01 AM (A0sHn)

349 Shakey's Pizza has a website. There must still be locations.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 14, 2014 03:00 PM (bitz6)

Yeah, but it's with Geocities, soo...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:01 AM (4df7R)

350 So if Obama showed up at a press conference wearing one of those generalissimo uniforms with epaulets and fake medals and a codpiece--people couldn't have him committed? Look, if we're not going to commit people for randomly blaming the Koch Brothers for everything from how much the Seinfeld finale sucked to the brown spots on those apples over there, we're not going to do it for dressing like Idi Amin.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 11:01 AM (659DL)

351 You are coming, right CBD?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 02:59 PM (9j+Cz)

I'm going to try.

But....I have never been drowned out.

Good luck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 11:02 AM (QFxY5)

352 Hey MWR? Nearsider managed to spit out the ball gag again. You wanna take care of that?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 03:01 PM (9j+Cz)

Oh, I dunno. I think he's kind of cute when he's being sassy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:02 AM (4df7R)

353 347 I am sad panda that there's not the possibility of traumatizing the same bar tender by opening another tab under Mary Poppins. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 03:01 PM (VtjlW) New bartender to traumatize!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 11:02 AM (9j+Cz)

354 I am sad panda that there's not the possibility of traumatizing the same bar tender by opening another tab under Mary Poppins. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 03:01 PM (VtjlW)

There are two kinds of people in AtC's world.

Morons - and targets.

And she's out of Morons....

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:02 AM (6T8Ay)

355

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 03:00 PM (6T8Ay)

OTW

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 11:03 AM (fwARV)

356 I think Shakey's got bought out by some soulless corporation and its not what it once was. Then again, the last time I ate at Shakey's I was in the single digits so maybe it was Chuck E. Cheese's level to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 14, 2014 11:03 AM (zfY+H)

357 I am sad panda that there's not the possibility of traumatizing the same bar tender by opening another tab under Mary Poppins.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 03:01 PM (VtjlW)

*snicker* That was pretty awesome.

We shall have to breakfast again, AtC!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:03 AM (4df7R)

358

Oh, I dunno. I think he's kind of cute when he's being sassy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 03:02 PM (4df7R)

Bossy. I'm being bossy. Which I'm told is a sin now.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 11:03 AM (fwARV)

359 Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 03:02 PM (6T8Ay)

Where would I look to see whether anyone has gamed a defense of Ukraine?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 11:04 AM (QFxY5)

360 Bossy. I'm being bossy. Which I'm told is a sin now.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 03:03 PM (fwARV)

I would direct you to look at my nic, to see my opinion of the Bossy Ban.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:04 AM (4df7R)

361 We shall have to breakfast again, AtC! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 03:03 PM (4df7R)

Nay.

I shall have you over to Maison Bannion for brunch.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:04 AM (6T8Ay)

362 *snicker* That was pretty awesome. We shall have to breakfast again, AtC! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 03:03 PM (4df7R) We shall! I am very glad that I did not let my oh she'll be upset if I bother her and besides she won't remember me get the better of me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 11:04 AM (VtjlW)

363 Where would I look to see whether anyone has gamed a defense of Ukraine?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 03:04 PM (QFxY5)

Not with anyone in the White House, that's for sure.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:04 AM (4df7R)

364 I'm going to try. But....I have never been drowned out. Good luck. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 03:02 PM (QFxY5) *evil grin* To quote Kid Rock...you've never met a motherfucker quite like me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 14, 2014 11:04 AM (9j+Cz)

365 Has there ever been a female Press Secretary? Dee Dee (hiccup) Myers for one

Posted by: McCool at March 14, 2014 11:05 AM (nCSwS)

366 Gotcha!

Posted by: toby928© at March 14, 2014 11:05 AM (QupBk)

367 We shall! I am very glad that I did not let my oh she'll be upset if I bother her and besides she won't remember me get the better of me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 03:04 PM (VtjlW)/i]

Like anyone could forget AtC. lol!

And I'm glad you found me, because had it been reversed I'd have totally chickened out.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:05 AM (4df7R)

368 60 Shakey's left in the US. 500 World Wide.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 14, 2014 11:05 AM (bitz6)

369

But....I have never been drowned out.

Good luck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 03:02 PM (QFxY5)

I initially read that as 'been through drown proofing'.

Then I reconsidered.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (fwARV)

370

But....I have never been drowned out.

Good luck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 03:02 PM (QFxY5)

I initially read that as 'been through drown proofing'.

Then I reconsidered.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (fwARV)

371 Female press secretary? Let me think.......

Posted by: Dana Perino at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (Aif/5)

372 Female press secretary? Let me think.......

Posted by: Dana Perino at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (Aif/5)

373 Where would I look to see whether anyone has gamed a defense of Ukraine Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 03:04 PM (QFxY5)

I HIGHLY doubt they have, but you can check the archives here.

http://tinyurl.com/mpuxomy

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (6T8Ay)

374 Where would I look to see whether anyone has gamed a defense of Ukraine Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 03:04 PM (QFxY5)

I HIGHLY doubt they have, but you can check the archives here.

http://tinyurl.com/mpuxomy

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (6T8Ay)

375 Russia's drone claim is likely bullshit.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (ZPrif)

376 Russia's drone claim is likely bullshit.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (ZPrif)

377 dana perino

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (8v/hq)

378 dana perino

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (8v/hq)

379 The last time I was at Shakeys I ended up projectile vomiting for the remainder of the evening. I still cannot eat black olives... to this day.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (32Ze2)

380 The last time I was at Shakeys I ended up projectile vomiting for the remainder of the evening. I still cannot eat black olives... to this day.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (32Ze2)

381 Houston's WWII sailor in famous kissing photo dies at 86
http://tinyurl.com/lqge942

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (slXFW)

382 Houston's WWII sailor in famous kissing photo dies at 86
http://tinyurl.com/lqge942

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (slXFW)

383 He has not been repealing the program. He has been implementing it. The essence of the program is federal control of all healthcare by executive fiat.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2014 02:58 PM (dfYL9)

It has been implemented? All of the delays tell me that it isn't being implemented - and each new problem that erupts (and in 2,000+ pages of legislation there are a lot of eruptions) calls for more delays. This thing is becoming un-implementable and I think it is going to end up in perpetual delay until Obama is out of office and it can be substantially killed.

This was the Democrats' big goal and it turned out to be a fiasco, a bridge too far and they are paying for it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Four Outrages, get a Rightous Indignation Free! at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (hLRSq)

384 He has not been repealing the program. He has been implementing it. The essence of the program is federal control of all healthcare by executive fiat.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2014 02:58 PM (dfYL9)

This was the Democrats' big goal and it turned out to be a fiasco, a bridge too far and they are paying for it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Four Outrages, get a Rightous Indignation Free! at March 14, 2014 11:06 AM (hLRSq)

385 359 The Weather has been the defense of the Ukraine and Russia for hundreds of years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 14, 2014 11:07 AM (bitz6)

386 359 The Weather has been the defense of the Ukraine and Russia for hundreds of years.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 14, 2014 11:07 AM (bitz6)

387 247 Per the Voice of Russia : American Scout/Attack drone shot down over Crimea http://tinyurl.com/lhqj7t5 I call drone and raise one Bear bomber. Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 14, 2014 02:45 PM (8ZskC) Crap.... I was a US Navy Electronics guy... and I've been saying for YEARS that drones will NOT be combat effective against a first Tier Military... Third world shitholes where they don't do Electronic Warfare??? sure... But put an EW platform out there with sufficient power to 'jam' the satellite??? Which happened ALL the DAMN TIME during the Cold War? And Drones become unreliable... And... we just entered contested airspace... which IS an ACT OF F'n WAR... So... Obama just sent Military assets into another Country, when no US personnel or property is in jeopardy, without consulting Congress... which is a violation of the War Powers Act... But of course... laws are meaningless in this country now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2014 11:07 AM (84gbM)

388 247 Per the Voice of Russia : American Scout/Attack drone shot down over Crimea http://tinyurl.com/lhqj7t5 I call drone and raise one Bear bomber. Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 14, 2014 02:45 PM (8ZskC) Crap.... I was a US Navy Electronics guy... and I've been saying for YEARS that drones will NOT be combat effective against a first Tier Military... Third world shitholes where they don't do Electronic Warfare??? sure... But put an EW platform out there with sufficient power to 'jam' the satellite??? Which happened ALL the DAMN TIME during the Cold War? And Drones become unreliable... And... we just entered contested airspace... which IS an ACT OF F'n WAR... So... Obama just sent Military assets into another Country, when no US personnel or property is in jeopardy, without consulting Congress... which is a violation of the War Powers Act... But of course... laws are meaningless in this country now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2014 11:07 AM (84gbM)

389 Like anyone could forget AtC. lol! And I'm glad you found me, because had it been reversed I'd have totally chickened out. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 03:05 PM (4df7R) Nic barrel saving tags ftw! Oh please, I'm ever so approachable and meek.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 11:08 AM (VtjlW)

390 Like anyone could forget AtC. lol! And I'm glad you found me, because had it been reversed I'd have totally chickened out. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 03:05 PM (4df7R) Nic barrel saving tags ftw! Oh please, I'm ever so approachable and meek.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 11:08 AM (VtjlW)

391 Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 03:06 PM (6T8Ay)

Thanks.

Hell, maybe we should be worrying about the Fulda Gap.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 11:08 AM (QFxY5)

392 Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 03:06 PM (6T8Ay)

Thanks.

Hell, maybe we should be worrying about the Fulda Gap.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2014 11:08 AM (QFxY5)

393 Nobody's blowing up the train tracks yet, so we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2014 11:08 AM (ZshNr)

394 Nobody's blowing up the train tracks yet, so we've got that going for us.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2014 11:08 AM (ZshNr)

395 "The Weather has been the defense of the Ukraine and Russia for hundreds of years." Posted by: Boss Moss And a stack of fifteen infantry.

Posted by: Guy What Plays too Much Axis & Allies at March 14, 2014 11:08 AM (lq3Ak)

396 " I think it would be equally fitting to begin referring to it as Bimbocare." My vote is for Cryptocare. second choice, Rspectcare.

Posted by: Buster McDissenter at March 14, 2014 11:08 AM (QLbhS)

397 This thing is becoming un-implementable and I think it is going to end up in perpetual delay until Obama is out of office and it can be substantially killed. ---- Yes, but who is controlling these delays. I thing MDV's point was the process is the implementation.

Posted by: SH at March 14, 2014 11:09 AM (gmeXX)

398 I know Shakey's Pizza is popular in Japan & the Philippines. I think they are owned by Japanese & Philippine companies there; I guess they got managed better?

Posted by: votermom at March 14, 2014 11:09 AM (GSIDW)

399 Jeffrey Lewis ‏@ArmsControlWonk I am amazed that people continue to buy Snowden's story that he just sort of ended up in Moscow. The accidental defector, I guess. Jeffrey Lewis ‏@ArmsControlWonk Look who supports the invasion. @wikileaks: Counterpunch: #WikiLeaks, #Ukraine and #NATO http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/03/13/wikileaks-ukraine-and-nato Â…

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 11:09 AM (ZPrif)

400 Oh please, I'm ever so approachable and meek. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 03:08 PM (VtjlW)

Humble too.

...and beautiful. Did I mention beautiful?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:09 AM (6T8Ay)

401 Re: The New Yorker, who's the stupid party now? Giving GOP leadership a run for its money.

Posted by: red speck at March 14, 2014 11:09 AM (9/Ug/)

402 >Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 03:09 PM (6T8Ay)<

**hands shovel to AtC**

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 14, 2014 11:10 AM (sjdRT)

403 No, Russia isn't claiming they "shot down" a drone. They are claiming they used electronic warfare to force it to land and seized it intact. I call bullshit.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 11:10 AM (ZPrif)

404 If all these photos of military trains in Russia are from today, then Obama already knows war is coming to Ukraine next week. No, Obama will find out when he sees it on CNN, just like the rest of us. He will express appropriate outrage and press for multi-lateral negotiations in a stern voice.

Posted by: McCool at March 14, 2014 11:10 AM (nCSwS)

405 Humble too. ...and beautiful. Did I mention beautiful? Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 03:09 PM (6T8Ay) *narrows eyes* What's your angle?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 11:10 AM (VtjlW)

406 Where would I look to see whether anyone has gamed a defense of Ukraine? You never played Risk? Ukraine is a must-have.

Posted by: blaster at March 14, 2014 11:11 AM (4+AaH)

407 **hands shovel to AtC** Posted by: Muad'dib at March 14, 2014 03:10 PM (sjdRT)

She only needs the shovel if I am insincere.

Which I am not.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:11 AM (6T8Ay)

408 Burger Chef. Discuss.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 11:11 AM (659DL)

409 hen Obama already knows war is coming to Ukraine next week --- Probably not. That is so 20th century. This is the 21st, it really wouldn't be in their best interest. I'm sure we will tell them that we won't tolerate it.

Posted by: SH at March 14, 2014 11:11 AM (gmeXX)

410 "No, Russia isn't claiming they "shot down" a drone. They are claiming they used electronic warfare to force it to land and seized it intact. I call bullshit." Posted by: Costanza Defense You haven't heard about their new "Stasis & Tractor Beam Program"? It is cutting-edge.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 11:11 AM (lq3Ak)

411 *narrows eyes* What's your angle? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 03:10 PM (VtjlW) *glances down* Well, from my point of view, at the moment it's obtuse. But hey, we can change that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 11:12 AM (da5Wo)

412 The drones used in the US aren't even encrypted. A prof and a class took one over with an I phone I believe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 14, 2014 11:12 AM (bitz6)

413 NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 14, 2014 11:12 AM (lq3Ak)

414 If all these photos of military trains in Russia are from today, then Obama already knows war is coming to Ukraine next week. They have TVs on the Golf Course?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2014 11:12 AM (t3UFN)

415 *narrows eyes* What's your angle? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 03:10 PM (VtjlW)

None, my Queen.

I merely seek the beneficence of your gaze.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 14, 2014 11:12 AM (6T8Ay)

416 So what's one level below riff raff? Scallywags? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:56 PM (4df7R) NO.... that would be my Sister... Magenta...

Posted by: Riff Raff at March 14, 2014 11:13 AM (84gbM)

417 Nood up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2014 11:13 AM (FNtJ6)

418 New one up- satan worshipers

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 14, 2014 11:13 AM (g4TxM)

419 The major theme for Republicans this fall should be "THEY ARE LYING TO YOU, YOU WILL LOSE YOUR PLAN AFTER THE ELECTION. VOTE CAREFULLY!"

Add in some video footage of carnage in Syria, riots in Egypt, and protests in Ukraine with Soviet troops in Crimea, interspersed with footage of Obama laughing at fundraisers or on vacation or at golf courses. Make sure all the footage matches up to actual events.

Finally, the real employment numbers on a graph.

If that doesn't do the trick, it's just too late.

Posted by: Adjoran at March 14, 2014 11:13 AM (QIQ6j)

420

This flagrant repudiation of the rule of law at the top will ripple in all directions everywhere--and with reason. Why should any citizen be a good citizen when the law is ignored by those charged with making and implementing them?

I was an adult when the Soviet Union fell apart. It didn't fall apart because people took up pitchforks and faced down the Red Army. It fell apart because the vast majority of the people no longer believed in the system and stopped pretending they did.

Yeats seems appropriate:

"Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world..."

I don't think President Obama and his clown car full of advisors realize what they've done.

Posted by: troyriser at March 14, 2014 11:14 AM (gNlvW)

421 She only needs the shovel if I am insincere. Which I am not. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 14, 2014 03:11 PM (6T8Ay) Okay now I'm all blushy and embarrassed. Thank you. Sekrit to BC: WILSON I WILL GNAW OFF YOUR KNEECAPS, YANK OUT YOUR HAMSTRINGS AND USE THEM TO STRANGLE YOU.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 11:14 AM (VtjlW)

422 I call bullshit. Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 14, 2014 03:10 PM (ZPrif) You don't think they have been working on Anti Drone stuff for YEARS??? As we HAVE lost a few drones.... and the Russians have deep pockets to buy them?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2014 11:15 AM (84gbM)

423 >>> I think it would be equally fitting to begin referring to it as Bimbocare.

Another word we need to ban!!!!!

Posted by: Feminists libs in the tank for Hillary at March 14, 2014 11:15 AM (BF+2f)

424 Burger Chef. And Jeff.

Posted by: --- at March 14, 2014 11:15 AM (MMC8r)

425

Posted by: SH at March 14, 2014 03:09 PM (gmeXX)

A good point. The process is the implementation? Then it is still a five star Charlie Foxtrot because the implementation isn't doing enough to reassure people that single payer is the next appropriate step to take, instead it is outraging them, and outraging people who do not get outraged at politicians is not a wise gambit.* It will become/has already become so convoluted the full delay of the law and the regulations is going to happen and then it will be killed. I know, a prediction, but that is the one I have.

*The Horde is much different from ordinary people. We're fanatics for this sort of stuff, we're the type that goes to the game in 20 degree weather only wearing body paint and a polyester wig. We're on perpetual outrage - just read the comments and thank you for patronizing the Outlet - and ordinary people don't often get much beyond mildly annoyed. They're getting pissed now and they are going to stay pissed. That is the rare thing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Four Outrages, get a Rightous Indignation Free! at March 14, 2014 11:15 AM (hLRSq)

426 Burger Chef. Discuss. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 14, 2014 03:11 PM (659DL) ___________________ I see your Burger Chef and raise you a Steak and Ale.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 14, 2014 11:15 AM (32Ze2)

427 I'm fucking ashamed that the party didn't send the fat doughy fuck to the Cornfield after 2008. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:15 PM (4df7R) They're sending out emails in the fat doughy fuck's name asking me for money. Needless to say I'm responding, but not with money.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2014 11:15 AM (1/IUa)

428 Sekrit to BC: WILSON I WILL GNAW OFF YOUR KNEECAPS, YANK OUT YOUR HAMSTRINGS AND USE THEM TO STRANGLE YOU. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 03:14 PM (VtjlW) You gonna use the StepStool of Awesomeness to get that high?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 11:17 AM (da5Wo)

429 376 --- True, if you're talking about the specifics of the Obamacare bill --- which hardly anyone read anyway. What I'm saying is that the ESSENCE of the bill is that the federal executive henceforth has the power to regulate and distribute healthcare for everyone in the US. Obviously the silly program they slapped together can't work, but the power to rearrange and control things is being fully established.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2014 11:17 AM (dfYL9)

430 57?
Sherry?

In a just world, he would have a broken orange crayon and be eating library paste.

He's already a braying jackass- maybe that will do, for now....

Posted by: backhoe at March 14, 2014 11:17 AM (ULH4o)

431 " Burger Chef. Discuss." Best EVAH!!!!

Posted by: Jeff at March 14, 2014 11:17 AM (QLbhS)

432 New thread.

Posted by: shillelagh at March 14, 2014 11:19 AM (hRzu2)

433 If anyone had cared at all about Sibelius' competence, she would have been shitcanned after that monumental screw up with the website. Why shouldn't the republicans let her get away with half-baked answers? If they hold her accountable the liberal journalists will say they're mean and they don't have the balls to stand up to it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2014 11:20 AM (1/IUa)

434 You gonna use the StepStool of Awesomeness to get that high? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 14, 2014 03:17 PM (da5Wo) Yes. Yes, I am.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 11:23 AM (VtjlW)

435 "If I am going to live in a banana republic, can I at least get some decent ^#@%!!! weather?"

No. With climate change out of control, all weather is now bad.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 14, 2014 11:23 AM (Vv4Go)

436 JOHN KERRY: We hope President Putin will recognize that none of what weÂ’re saying is meant as a threat, itÂ’s not meant in a personal way. Â…. Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 02:41 PM (fWAjv) Is that a joke, or did he really say that? If he did, maybe the CIA needs to check and see if he still has his balls.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2014 11:26 AM (1/IUa)

437

What's your angle?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 14, 2014 03:10 PM (VtjlW)

About 60 degrees. Why?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 14, 2014 11:27 AM (fwARV)

438 JOHN KERRY: We hope President Putin will recognize that none of what weÂ’re saying is meant as a threat, itÂ’s not meant in a personal way. It is meant as a matter of respect for the international, multilateral structure that we have lived by since World War II, and for the standards of behavior about annexation, about succession, about independence, and how countries come about it. Posted by: RWC at March 14, 2014 02:41 PM (fWAjv) "Is good joke, but why is horse speaking? I go shoot whale now." -Vlad Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 14, 2014 02:42 PM (4df7R) Husband and I watched Kerry's botoxed face deliver this long winded review of his meeting. When he first began speaking-I"m not joking-he reached up with his right hand index finger and picked his nose. If you can stomach it, watch the first two minutes of Kerry's speech given at noon today. I cannot believe we have such people as representatives.

Posted by: Jen at March 14, 2014 11:28 AM (JqB3t)

439 Re: the drone claim. Who knows, maybe we landed one in Crimea, you know... to share technology, even the playing field, smart diplomacy, etc.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 14, 2014 11:28 AM (9eDbm)

440 I swear that the White House wants, desperately, to have the President impeached by the House.

The House Republicans already got fooled by the Â“banana in the tailpipeÂ” with Bill ClintonÂ’s impeachment, wants to avoid it, but they can have lots of fun putting Democrats in embarrassing situations that will pay off some 5, 10, 15 or 20 years from now.

Posted by: Donald Segretti at March 14, 2014 12:05 PM (e8kgV)

441 This entire blog post looks Asian to us and who knew the executive branch had such vast powers?

Posted by: Angle & Perot, Ltd. at March 14, 2014 01:34 PM (pmsMR)

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