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April 18, 2014

College Professor Suspended and Investigated After Being Reported For Using His Daughter to Make Real and Credible Threats to Kill People
— Ace

Yup.

Oh, here was the real and credible threat he posted on Google+:

Intellectual Winter is Coming

Scary, huh? Yeah, that T-shirt is a quote from Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones.

It's a nerd culture t-shirt, in other words. The "fire" she's threatening people with? Yeah, comes from fire-breathing dragons.

But the professor has literally been suspended and is being investigated for this scary death threat.

But one contact Â— a dean Â— who was notified automatically via Google that the picture had been posted apparently took it as a threat. In an e-mail, Jim Miller, the collegeÂ’s executive director for human resources, told Schmidt to meet with him and two other administrators immediately in light of the Â“threatening e-mail.Â” Â…
Schmidt said he met with the administrators, including a security official, in one of their offices and was questioned repeatedly about the pictureÂ’s meaning and the popularity of Â“Game of Thrones.Â”
Schmidt said Miller asked him to use Google to verify the phrase, which he did, showing approximately 4 million hits. The professor said he asked why the photo had set off such a reaction, and that the security official said that Â“fireÂ” could be a kind of proxy for Â“AK-47s.Â”

Well, in fairness, the type of dragon alluded to is an "Assault Dragon," with extended stomach-magazines for additional literal fire-power.

Plus, "that part that goes down" (i.e., a tail).

It gets worse:

Schmidt believes the school is acting not to protect students from potential threats, but to retaliate against him. A week before being placed on leave, Schmidt filed a grievance against the school because he was passed up for a sabbatical.

Here's how Bergen Community College covers itself in further glory: by doubling down.

[Bergen Community College President Kay] Walter said she did not believe that the college had acted unfairly, especially considering that there were three school shootings nationwide in January, prior to SchmidtÂ’s post.

Well that's not the sort of sub-moronic utterance I associate with community colleges at all.

The professor is suspended, without pay, until he can pass a psych exam showing he is not a threat to the school.

So that's it, then: It's Idiocracy. We are a stupid, stupid people, and like most deeply stupid people, we are increasingly proud of our stupidity.

The greatest offense you can inflict on a stupid, ignorant person is to tell him something he doesn't know, and there's no possible way to avoid this offense, because the list of things he does not know is vast.

And he'll hate you for telling him something he didn't know. And he will mock you for having known this thing, and, if he can get away with it, he will inflict punishment on you. Corporeal punishment, if he's bigger than you, and if he's not bigger than you, which will usually be the case, he will resort to the more cowardly method of punishment favored by the weakling, to wit, social/political/bureaucratic punishment.

All for having made a f***ing moron felt briefly ashamed about not knowing something.

In no case will the proudly ignorant ever just laugh off their moment of revealed ignorance and apologize for the misunderstanding, because the thick-headed do not know the things it's okay not to know. That is, it's okay to not know character quotes from Game of Thrones; it's just a nerd-cult tv show and book series. Who cares if you don't know the quote, or never heard of Khaleesi, Mother of Dragons?

But the stupid know so little they cannot differentiate between those things they should be ashamed of being ignorant of and those that they shouldn't, so, always fighting from the position of a defensive flinch, they feel ashamed about being ignorant of everything, which would be fine, but being stupid, and therefore, in the center of themselves, aggressive and hostile, they lash out at their phantasmal "oppressors" by any means they can.

In related news, civilization itself was a major misstep and that error probably should be corrected as soon as possible.

Posted by: Ace at 11:33 AM | Comments (292)
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1 Maybe the anti-flouridation people were on to something. It makes some people goddamn idiots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2014 11:35 AM (659DL)

2 Good Lord! I want to move to Trayvon 186f.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 18, 2014 11:36 AM (32Ze2)

All for having made a f***ing moron felt briefly ashamed about not knowing something.

2+2 = 4 bitchez.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 11:36 AM (d0Dmj)

4 Is Charlie Gibson running that school?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2014 11:37 AM (sjdRT)

5 We have been fundamentally transformed.

Posted by: MTF at April 18, 2014 11:37 AM (qvsl/)

6 But the stupid know so little they cannot differentiate between those things they should be ashamed of being ignorant of and those that they shouldn't, so, always fighting from the position of a defensive flinch, they feel ashamed about being ignorant of everything, which would be fine, but being stupid, and therefore, in the center of themselves, aggressive and hostile, they lash out at their phantasmal "oppressors" by any means they can.

IOW, the left.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 11:37 AM (d0Dmj)

7 Man, scary lookin' kid. Looks like P-lousey in 2nd grade.

Posted by: Shorty Johnson at April 18, 2014 11:37 AM (xWW96)

8 I can read your mind...

Posted by: Alan Parsons Pissed of Project at April 18, 2014 11:38 AM (uOV6o)

9 It is always funny when the collective turns on itself though..... good times.... good times.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 18, 2014 11:38 AM (32Ze2)

10 The scariest thing about that picture is it looks like there's a second person in the shirt

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at April 18, 2014 11:38 AM (HDwDg)

11 I can understand this. College administrators are some of the most vindictive and stupid people on earth.

Also, after they are sued if they lose, the only people "punished" will be the taxpayers. IOW, they have nothing to lose.

And yes, if he filed a grievance and he has any evidence that this was in retaliation for that, he has a case.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 18, 2014 11:38 AM (T2V/1)

12 This is red on red conflict

what ze Germans ( when not invading Poland ) call Der Schaden.....

or is it Die? Das?

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah ( and his hair was perfect ) at April 18, 2014 11:38 AM (JyjXt)

13 well, there you have it then, everyone fall back and move to a red state. we will have a conference call to regroup in the afternoon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2014 11:38 AM (rDidD)

14 Does the assault dragon have the pistol grips and the thing that goes up? Because those are scary.

Posted by: huerfano at April 18, 2014 11:38 AM (bAGA/)

15 Also, after they are sued if they lose, the only people "punished" will be the taxpayers. IOW, they have nothing to lose. This this this.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 18, 2014 11:39 AM (thLL8)

16 Jeez, just like that professor that posted the Captain Mal quote on his office door.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2014 11:39 AM (IdOTf)

17 He ought to be investigated for that dirty ass kitchen floor.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 18, 2014 11:39 AM (vztUc)

18 Does the assault dragon have the pistol grips and the thing that goes up? Because those are scary.

He has a bayonet lug on his chinney chin chin.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 11:39 AM (d0Dmj)

19 bet you a buck this professor still votes D until the day he dies (and probably even after that).

Posted by: mc at April 18, 2014 11:39 AM (lrfmC)

20 In related news, civilization itself was a major misstep and that error probably should be corrected as soon as possible. Ace is a SMODDITE!!

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2014 11:39 AM (8w6pW)

21 Educators are stupid.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2014 11:40 AM (GQ8sn)

22 If it had been a Teaparty Tee shirt he would already be in the camps.

Posted by: maddogg at April 18, 2014 11:40 AM (xWW96)

23 Why, I'm shocked this happened in one of the 57 states of this wonderful land

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2014 11:40 AM (78TbK)

24 I'm waiting for my concealed dragon permit to arrive via post.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 18, 2014 11:40 AM (AaZet)

25 13 well, there you have it then, everyone fall back and move to a red state. we will have a conference call to regroup in the afternoon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2014 03:38 PM (rDidD)

Colleges in the "red" States are no better. The entire education system has been taken over by incompetent liberals and communists.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 18, 2014 11:40 AM (T2V/1)

26 For many years I thought dragon milk came from short-legged cows.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 18, 2014 11:40 AM (MKpBT)

27 This as like the Krugman story from yesterday. Our betters are moron morons.

Posted by: Madamex at April 18, 2014 11:40 AM (vaWdD)

28 Ace is a SMODDITE!!
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Aren't we all? BTW...type-o man.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2014 11:40 AM (78TbK)

29 so he can write a new "how to get your sabbatical in one easy email"

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2014 11:40 AM (rDidD)

30 I'm waiting for my concealed dragon permit to arrive via post.

#twoweeks

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 11:41 AM (d0Dmj)

31 Plus -- Professor Deaththreat needs to mop the freakin floor. yuk

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2014 11:41 AM (8w6pW)

32 one local campus of a community college was run by a ferociously ugly woman for two decades ( until she retired ). She looked like a basketball with stubby arms and legs.

and some hair, sort of, sort of on top of a potato-head ( on top of the basketball )

A hard-core lib, she was. Quelle surprise. No affection for men. Quelle....

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah ( and his hair was perfect ) at April 18, 2014 11:41 AM (JyjXt)

33 So Piers Morgan is a Community College HR manager. Who knew?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 18, 2014 11:41 AM (oDCMR)

34 The rule is generalizable (we nuts object, therefore you're crazy), and the danger is well-documented. There were psychiatric prisons in the USSR for those who did not want to live in the Glorious People's Worker's Paradise.

Posted by: Wannaownagunosis-sufferer at April 18, 2014 11:41 AM (1/4XQ)

35 Who cares if you don't know the quote, or never heard of Khaleesi, Mother of Dragons? Such a person isn't going to fit in around my house, that's for sure.

Posted by: Phinn at April 18, 2014 11:41 AM (i5GO4)

36 Dam.... Never should have put that Obelisk down there...

Posted by: 2021... A Space Idiocyncracy at April 18, 2014 11:41 AM (84gbM)

37 Colleges in the "red" States are no better. The entire education system has been taken over by incompetent liberals and communists. Posted by: Vic at April as part of our fallback plan I was thinking we would start our own college.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2014 11:41 AM (rDidD)

38 Fire = AK-47s? Isn't that just...specific?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2014 11:42 AM (IdOTf)

39 I still remember when I saw my first dragon. I think his name was something like Commodo. Weird name huh?

And they told me he could not breathe fire which is odder...

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2014 11:42 AM (78TbK)

40
By the Power of Grayskull .......

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2014 11:42 AM (IrLKP)

41 I agree. Where is the Perfessers wife? She is a horrible housekeeper.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 18, 2014 11:42 AM (32Ze2)

42 Can we just proactively remand all school administrators to the custody of the nearest convenient mental health treatment facility, pending extensive tests to prove that each is in fact sane and not retarded? For the children? The time to act is now.

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 18, 2014 11:42 AM (AiYlm)

43 In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

HHGTTG

Posted by: Captain Ned at April 18, 2014 11:43 AM (i+Fm3)

44 Here's the $64,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 question (adjusted into 2030 US dollars)?

What happens to all of these stupid people when the US dollar becomes worthless and they have to fend for themselves.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 18, 2014 11:43 AM (AC0lD)

45 I still remember when I saw my first dragon.

Me too. Just before my 9th shot of tequila.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 11:43 AM (d0Dmj)

46 well why do you think the kid is sliding around on the floor? he is mopping.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2014 11:43 AM (rDidD)

47 42I agree. Where is the Perfessers wife? She is a horrible housekeeper.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 18, 2014 03:42 PM (32Ze2)

Maybe he's like me; no wife. My kitchen floor isn't much, if any better.

Posted by: maddogg at April 18, 2014 11:43 AM (xWW96)

48 >> the security official said that Â“fireÂ” could be a kind of proxy for Â“AK-47s.Â” I thought that line was something Ace made up...ya know, adding an over the top statement to the end of a quote. It's not. Oh my.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2014 11:43 AM (SUKHu)

49 Plus -- Professor Deaththreat needs to mop the freakin floor. yuk He should call in Pelosi, she's pretty good down on her knees washing dirty filthy things.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 18, 2014 11:43 AM (thLL8)

50 What happens to all of these stupid people when the US dollar becomes worthless and they have to fend for themselves.
___
We are always looking to add people with just that real world experience to the skull pile.

Posted by: Some Warlord at April 18, 2014 11:44 AM (78TbK)

51 What happens to all of these stupid people when the US dollar becomes worthless and they have to fend for themselves.

They die?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 11:44 AM (d0Dmj)

52 I saw the picture before I read the headline, I was sure it was a harry reid story.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2014 11:44 AM (rDidD)

53 So angry yutes pretending to present a petition attack the UN base in Bor South Sudan. At least 58 dead, mostly of the Neur tribe. And UN Sec. Gen Ban-kai Moon calls it a war crime the attack on the UN 'peacekeepers'.
http://tinyurl.com/l95d6rh

Dear Sec. General, the people of Srebenica would like a few words with you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 18, 2014 11:44 AM (JgpFm)

54 I am the maker of rules..

Posted by: Alan Parsons Pissed of Project at April 18, 2014 11:45 AM (uOV6o)

55 I am cornering the sharp rock market. Thinking ahead.

Posted by: Beagle at April 18, 2014 11:45 AM (sOtz/)

56 I know these Kollidge Perfesser types. They populate my family. They have letters, but are too stooped to come in from the rain. They won't last long come the burning times.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 18, 2014 11:45 AM (32Ze2)

57 What happens to all of these stupid people when the US dollar becomes worthless and they have to fend for themselves.

Avoid the general areas around Costcos and Wal-Marts.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2014 11:45 AM (GQ8sn)

58 Now, if she were doing that crab-walk down a flight of stairs, I might understand the hysteria.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 18, 2014 11:45 AM (DmNpO)

59 What happens to all of these stupid people when the US dollar becomes worthless and they have to fend for themselves. They get government stipends and are told to go out and kill you if they want more. Nothing to get upset about though.

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 18, 2014 11:45 AM (thLL8)

60 OT: As I predicted, despite the "study" Obama has delayed an answer on Keystone "indefinitely". Some Democrats and unions are mad. Story at Fox.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 18, 2014 11:46 AM (T2V/1)

61 They die?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 03:44 PM (d0Dmj)

But how quietly?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 18, 2014 11:46 AM (AC0lD)

62 Now, if she were doing that crab-walk down a flight of stairs, I might understand the hysteria.

Up the stairs. Scarier.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 11:46 AM (d0Dmj)

63 Is this real abject stupidity, or just a fear of a lawsuit? By which I mean, is it possible now that an administrator must necessarily act on everything because in the rare even when something does happen, their career is ruined for "not missing obvious signals that something was wrong." My guess is that this is just an asshole administrator who's using the latter for cover. I know that we're never supposed to attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, but I always assume different when dealing with office politics.

Posted by: taylork at April 18, 2014 11:46 AM (9bPUR)

64 Are you the eye in the sky?
Don't answer me,
Don't break the silence,
Don't let me win.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 18, 2014 11:46 AM (JgpFm)

65 ignorance is bliss, and we are surrounded by happy people.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 18, 2014 11:46 AM (q+fqH)

66 Timely. My wife is a teacher. Today, at her elementary school, the place was put on lock-down and six police officers in one of their fancy SWAT SUV's were called out for an unruly 4th grader. Fourth. Grader. Fuck it. I give up. Buying that sailboat and going cruising somewhere saner. Like Central America or something.

Posted by: Fred at April 18, 2014 11:46 AM (Lo5Rt)

67 Of course, after someone points out to the good Administrator that GoT has mocked both Bush and America, the perfesser will be offered lifetime tenure with additional benefits...

Posted by: anon a mouse at April 18, 2014 11:47 AM (gXRIG)

68 "Does the assault dragon have the pistol grips and the thing that goes up?"

Assault dragons have "the shoulder thing that goes up". And down! And up and down! And they have one on EACH shoulder.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 18, 2014 11:47 AM (noWW6)

69 What happens to all of these stupid people when the US dollar becomes worthless and they have to fend for themselves.

----

Brackens writings get moved to the "non-fiction section"

Posted by: fixerupper at April 18, 2014 11:47 AM (IrLKP)

70 The stupid are stupid because they refuse to admit they are ignorant. Smart people don't pop out of the womb as all-knowing geniuses. They ask questions, want to know answers. They are curious and are willing to admit they do not know something as long as they can rectify their not knowing. The stupid are also the vain. They refuse to admit weakness, such as ignorance on a given subject. They never ask questions, they never learn, and so they remain ignorant. Stupidity is just a consequence of a peculiar arrogance.

Posted by: Captain_Cookie at April 18, 2014 11:47 AM (qJPSp)

71 >>>the security official said that Â“fireÂ” could be a kind of proxy for Â“AK-47s.Â” I thought that line was something Ace made up...ya know, adding an over the top statement to the end of a quote. ... yup, unfortunately all too real.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2014 11:47 AM (/FnUH)

72 School shootings. IOW, no dragons dropped any cows on any people's heads.

Posted by: Chief Pug at April 18, 2014 11:47 AM (8c12T)

73 These stories are always at the pinnacle institutions of higher education such as Bergen Community College. And is he a professor or an "adjunct professor"?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 18, 2014 11:47 AM (1Hxgp)

74 Anna! I didn't know you could sing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 18, 2014 11:47 AM (sjdRT)

75 Assault dragons have "the shoulder thing that goes up". And down! And up and down! And they have one on EACH shoulder.

Nice!

*applauds*

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2014 11:48 AM (GQ8sn)

76 Now, if she were doing that crab-walk down a flight of stairs, I might understand the hysteria. Up the stairs. Scarier. Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 03:46 PM (d0Dmj) ___________________ On the ceiling.... Heart stopping.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 18, 2014 11:48 AM (32Ze2)

77 My wife is a teacher. Today, at her elementary school, the place was put on lock-down and six police officers in one of their fancy SWAT SUV's were called out for an unruly 4th grader. Fourth. Grader.

Chewed his peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the shape of an AK-47?

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (GQ8sn)

78 70-Terminus is what happens. These are the folks who would cannibalize their fellow man.

Posted by: ejo at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (GXvSO)

This just shows how ingrained this stupid shit has become.

Pavlovian, the response is immediate. Your re-education is complete.

Posted by: The Jackholeof Alan Parsons pissed off project at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (uOV6o)

80 I'm Batman!

Posted by: Would you post bail for naturalfake he's been charged as a vilgilante? at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (0cMkb)

81 "college dean" is code for 'retarded failure who can't teach or do anything else'

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah ( and his hair was perfect ) at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (JyjXt)

82 Oh....and find the kitteh in the picture!

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (GQ8sn)

83 Today, at her elementary school, the place was put on lock-down and six police officers in one of their fancy SWAT SUV's were called out for an unruly 4th grader. Fourth. Grader.>>

Was it Superman's kid? Because if so the SWAT team can't do shit.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (tf9Ne)

84 Is the adminstration of schools, elementary to college, populated with nothing but complete idiots now? FFS!

Posted by: Lea at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (lIU4e)

85 Leftards only like the image of AK-47's when they appear on old soviet wall posters.

Posted by: maddogg at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (xWW96)

86 Terminus is what happens. These are the folks who would cannibalize their fellow man.

They can look at the flowers then.......

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (d0Dmj)

87 So, I know I typed ace dot mu dot nu, how did I end up reading The Onion?

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (JtwS4)

88 If the dragon were cute and pink rather than scary and swarthy there wouldn't have been any problem. See zombie's post on how all progressive issues are really just a reflection of their racism.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (W7ffl)

89 Crap, I guess I'd better go take down the photo of my granddaughter in that Hello Kitty T-shirt. brb

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 18, 2014 11:49 AM (MKpBT)

90 The Left is going out of its fricking mind. Shut up! You're suspended! You're being investigated! Move along! You're greedy! You're making too much money! You're too stupid to decide how to live your own life! You can't buy a Big Gulp! You can't smoke an e-cig here, there, or anywhere! Comply! Submit! Surrender!

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2014 11:50 AM (JBggj)

He should post another photo of his kid wearing a Terminator t- shirt with Arnold holding a pair of assault rifles with the wording underneath -

I'LL BE BACK

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2014 11:50 AM (m2CN7)

92 seeing as it is a community college you would think they would associate "fire" with some sort of venereal disease.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2014 11:50 AM (rDidD)

93
I tell my friends that we are in the golden age of stupidity and they seem to be in agreement.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 18, 2014 11:50 AM (mETGQ)

94 This is so stupid. Well, I'll leave you all - I gotta go water the vegetable garden, but I have to run to the market first because I'm all out of Brawndo.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 18, 2014 11:50 AM (pgQxn)

95 In related news, civilization itself was a major misstep and that error probably should be corrected as soon as possible. ------ You bastards need to check your "homo sapiens privilege" for sure. Get back to living in your own filth like we do.

Posted by: Non- human primates everywhere at April 18, 2014 11:50 AM (DaU8I)

96 64 My guess is that this is just an asshole administrator who's using the latter for cover. I know that we're never supposed to attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, but I always assume different when dealing with office politics.

Posted by: taylork at April 18, 2014 03:46 PM (9bPUR)

My guess is the administrator was brought this thing by some short-haired fat scrunt who played softball. He looked at it and had no idea what it was so he took her word for it.

By the time he found out what it was it was too late. Everyone knows a stupid liberal will never admit to being wrong or back down on a stupid decision,

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 18, 2014 11:50 AM (T2V/1)

97 adjunct professors aren't considered for tenure; they're serfs

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah ( and his hair was perfect ) at April 18, 2014 11:50 AM (JyjXt)

98 First they came for the GoT nerds, and I said "crap" as I was one of the first arrested.

Posted by: Beagle at April 18, 2014 11:50 AM (sOtz/)

99 Chewed his peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the shape of an AK-47?

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2014 03:49 PM (GQ8sn)

Peanut butter? Let's not go assuming the kid was going to school with weapons of mass destruction.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 18, 2014 11:50 AM (AC0lD)

100 Intellectual Winter is Coming

That made me laugh.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 18, 2014 11:51 AM (5UteM)

101

what ze Germans ( when not invading Poland ) call Der Schaden.....

or is it Die? Das?

Der Schaden. Damage is masculine. Die Schadenfreude, if that's what your going for. Joy is feminine.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 18, 2014 11:51 AM (JtwS4)

102 I just found out I was banned at Crooks and Liars (you will never find a more wretched hive of stupidity and ignorance) for some comment I made a while ago. (taken there by some link cause I don't make a habit of hanging out there).

Good thing they didn't call the cops on me, huh?

(I have no idea what I said as they have deleted the comment but I would guess enough people complained about it that they banned me. I wish I knew what it was so I could repeat it somewhere else

)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 18, 2014 11:51 AM (JS0vr)

103

I used to say we would be better off if the CIA, FBI, and State Department were all razed, and we started with entirely new organizations to replace them.

I now believe it would be a net gain if every college administrator were fired. Whether we replaced them or not.

Posted by: NCC at April 18, 2014 11:51 AM (svwAc)

104 >>>The stupid are stupid because they refuse to admit they are ignorant. Smart people don't pop out of the womb as all-knowing geniuses. They ask questions, want to know answers. They are curious and are willing to admit they do not know something as long as they can rectify their not knowing. The stupid are also the vain. They refuse to admit weakness, such as ignorance on a given subject. They never ask questions, they never learn, and so they remain ignorant. Stupidity is just a consequence of a peculiar arrogance. ... true, but it helps if you're borderline smart to start with. People feel dumb asking questions. Personally, I ask a lot of questions, because I know most of the things I'm asking about are not the things I'm Expected to Already Know. So I don't feel dumb about it. Most of the time. Some things, yeah, I'm expected to know but didn't (such as the actual source of the "put away childish things" line -- yeah, that was embarrassing). But you're generally right, to not ask questions about things you don't know is an ego-move, a protective move. I have to admit that in the Earth Like Planet thread there was one thing I didn't know (like whether Mars' lack of oxygen is based on its mass, or if it's based on it not having a magnetosphere due to its iron core no longer being molten or revolving or whatever). I could have/should have asked a question there, but I felt dumb about it, so I pretended I didn't see the comment, which I actually did.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2014 11:51 AM (/FnUH)

105 Peanut butter? Let's not go assuming the kid was going to school with weapons of mass destruction.

Oh right, I completely forgot about that!

Peanut butter is now a biological weapon.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2014 11:52 AM (GQ8sn)

106 Note to self: Use picture of my granddaughter wearing a T-shirt to threaten to wreak violence on those who persecute me. Got it.

Posted by: Furious George at April 18, 2014 11:52 AM (yFb77)

107 Poll: 37% of Americans Now Fear The Federal GovernmentÂ… WZ Gee, I wonder why?

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 18, 2014 11:52 AM (thLL8)

108 > civilization itself was a major misstep and that error probably should be corrected as soon as possible. Fermi Paradox... solved!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 18, 2014 11:52 AM (h53OH)

109

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 18, 2014 11:52 AM (AC0lD)

110 This guy is probably a leftist loon asshole would have no problem suspending a student if he wore a shirt with a picture of a gun on it. So fuck him.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 18, 2014 11:52 AM (0LHZx)

111 Heh. I thought that was someone's gnarly, socked foot.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 18, 2014 11:52 AM (vztUc)

112 I also didn't know about speculations about the moon's role in making earth a life-friendly world. (I looked that up on my own, but didn't ask questions, and in fact argued against the point when it was first raised by, I think, maddog.)

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2014 11:52 AM (/FnUH)

113 78 Chewed his peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the shape of an AK-47?

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2014 03:49 PM (GQ8sn)

Junk food. Starting next year will be banned from the school grounds. And no this is not a joke or even sarcasm.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 18, 2014 11:52 AM (T2V/1)

114 For many years I thought dragon milk came from short-legged cows. Brother Dave! is that you ?!?

Posted by: Adriane... at April 18, 2014 11:52 AM (qoKTg)

115 I didn't get to witness the death of common sense. It happened so quickly.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 18, 2014 11:53 AM (32Ze2)

116 You could make the case, if not here then elsewhere, that rules have replaced sense. "Just following procedure."

Posted by: Wannaownagunosis-sufferer at April 18, 2014 11:53 AM (1/4XQ)

117 Der Schaden. Damage is masculine. Die Schadenfreude, if that's what your going for. Joy is feminine.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 18, 2014 03:51 PM (JtwS4)

Ja, stimmt doch; richtig war Ich. Immer richtig...............

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah ( and his hair was perfect ) at April 18, 2014 11:53 AM (JyjXt)

118 Another symptom of socialism/communism. Look at all the pretzel logic they employed to justify their actions and power grabs. That's what this is: a demonstration of power. That they are turning on their own (assuming the guy suspended is a lefty, too) might be a good sign. Then again, the ruskies turned on each other immediately and continued it for 75 years.

Posted by: Chief Pug at April 18, 2014 11:53 AM (8c12T)

119 I then handed her 26 more quarters. Probably about a pound of quarters. She was amused and said, "Wow, it really hits you when you put it like that." Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 18, 2014 03:50 PM
=========
People who pay for cigs and beer with pocket change are usually broke til payday.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2014 11:53 AM (JBggj)

120 Well some argue us coming out of the trees was a bad idea...

http://youtu.be/jmeqFqAi-CE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 18, 2014 11:53 AM (JgpFm)

121 This teacher would have been jailed immediately if his daughter were wearing a shirt with a Joffrey or Tyrion quote on it.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2014 11:54 AM (GQ8sn)

122 I started reading, but was like, fuck, that's a lot of words. So, I don't know exactly what you were tryin' to say, but it sure seems like you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Separate but Stupid at April 18, 2014 11:54 AM (ZPrif)

123 Poll: 37% of Americans Now Fear The Federal GovernmentÂ…

WZ

Gee, I wonder why?

Sky cops.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 11:54 AM (d0Dmj)

124 I think *literally* has been literally over used.

Posted by: Is this something? at April 18, 2014 11:54 AM (qQk+U)

125 so.... Okay, I shy away from asking questions when I feel that I'd look dumb for asking them. I guess I was wrong to claim I usually ask questions. I *sometimes* ask questions, when I feel I'm on firmer footing about what I'm allowed to be ignorant of, and when I haven't just written a blogpost suggesting (without explicitly stating) that I know a great deal about planetary formation and atmospheric retention.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2014 11:54 AM (/FnUH)

126 There is a very interesting Institutional Hubris in Education. We are trained to believe teachers are right... we are indoctrinated into that idea... And THEY get used to never being questioned... My Mom, case in point... Teacher for 40 some years and even 20 years after retiring, gets all bent out of shape when you question something she says.... even on a subject she knows nothing about. Now... take that attitude and put them in Charge... and you have School Administrators.

Posted by: 2021... A Space Idiocyncracy at April 18, 2014 11:54 AM (84gbM)

127 Today, at her elementary school, the place was put on lock-down and six police officers in one of their fancy SWAT SUV's were called out for an unruly 4th grader. Fourth. Grader. You can thank lawyers for that. Schools are afraid of lawsuits.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 18, 2014 11:56 AM (T0NGe)

128
Fiefdoms must be kept, otherwise they would lose their fiefery.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 18, 2014 11:56 AM (BrAHD)

129 I had some fun with the check-out girl at the local gas and go this morning. I asked for a pack of cigarettes. She got them. I held a quarter up in my hand, and said, "This is what I used to pay for a pack of cigarettes".

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 18, 2014 03:50 PM (oGrEy)

Worst pick-up line of the day...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 18, 2014 11:56 AM (AC0lD)

130 125 Poll: 37% of Americans Now Fear The Federal GovernmentÂ… WZ Gee, I wonder why? Sky cops. Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 03:54 PM (d0Dmj) And Phone Cops.....

Posted by: Dr. Johny Fever Was RIGHT! just not ATT, but NSA at April 18, 2014 11:56 AM (84gbM)

131 Poll: 37% of Americans Now Fear The Federal Government _______ Only 37%? So 63% are complacent fools.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 18, 2014 11:57 AM (0LHZx)

132 It was Worth it....... Seriously.

Posted by: Joey Biden at April 18, 2014 11:57 AM (32Ze2)

133 This is not going to stop until the idiots are personally held responsible and punished, financially, professionally, and personally.

Posted by: rd at April 18, 2014 11:57 AM (N7QgG)

134 The only time I shy away from asking questions is when I don't care about the answer

Posted by: The Jackhole of Alan Parsons pissed off project at April 18, 2014 11:57 AM (uOV6o)

135 Only 37%? So 63% are complacent fools.>>

Or fear it enough not to point themselves out to it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 18, 2014 11:58 AM (tf9Ne)

136 Because a child wearing an oversized T-shirt with a quote from GoT doing a backbend is EXACTLY like threatening someone with a gun.

Exactly.

We really are two countrys. One is proficient is 100+ year old technology and the other one is out of its fucking mind.

Half this country should be forced to wear a helmet when they go outside.

Posted by: B at April 18, 2014 11:58 AM (XyoGP)

137 Only 37%? So 63% are complacent fools. FSA

Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 18, 2014 11:58 AM (thLL8)

138 Almost everything sciency I know comes from asking "stupid" questions. Thing is, people who actual enjoy science are more than happy to answer, even the "page of math that then takes a week to really explain" answers. There's real joy in explaining something interesting to another - don't deny that joy to others out of your own embarrassment, as your only reward will be ignorance.

Posted by: LGW at April 18, 2014 11:58 AM (+BmfA)

139

Imagine if she was wearing this for a t-shit.
They'd probably call out a SWAT team.
http://tinyurl.com/n4g94cu

Posted by: YIKES! at April 18, 2014 11:58 AM (mETGQ)

140 >>>...she did not believe that the college had acted unfairly, especially considering that there were three school shootings nationwide in January, prior to SchmidtÂ’s post.

Non-sequitur we much?

Posted by: dogfish at April 18, 2014 11:58 AM (nsOJa)

141 He's a college professor. Probability is extremely high that he's a liberal. Let him suffer. Most likely he helped create this insane culture. Now he gets to feel its effects.

Posted by: Caiwyn at April 18, 2014 11:58 AM (MmZIj)

142 in other news a t-shirt saying "if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor" is fine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2014 11:58 AM (rDidD)

143 By my reading "what" can be code for "Minuteman III."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (659DL)

144 Well in the case of the Earth, the Moon has acted as a brake slowly lengthening the day. Along with creating tides. And acting as a meteor shield.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (JgpFm)

145

I *sometimes* ask questions, when I feel I'm on firmer footing about what I'm allowed to be ignorant of, and when I haven't just written a blogpost suggesting (without explicitly stating) that I know a great deal about planetary formation and atmospheric retention.

Yeah, but as the Den Mother you have to maintain some sense of authority. It's different for us morons down in the pits. Bandersnatch Rules of Internetary Procedure say it's illegal to look things up. You have to bring what you have in your cranium, even if it's wrong or lacking.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (JtwS4)

146 I think *literally* has been literally over used.

Posted by: Is this something?

Basically ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (ujux6)

147 " Khaleesi" has become popular as a girls name.It's a title but whatever,I wouldn't name my kids after fantasy characters but that's just me.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (zqvg6)

148 "Will" means "sarin gas."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (659DL)

149

"she did not believe that the college had acted unfairly, especially considering that there were three school shootings nationwide in January, prior to SchmidtÂ’s post."

Yes. They were all by dragons.

Posted by: NCC at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (svwAc)

150 in other news a t-shirt saying "if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor" is fine.

Should result in a droning.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (d0Dmj)

151

Yeah, I'm sorry, but any male who finds himself on Team Danaeris Targaryan is suspect.

I think the school did the right thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (TOk1P)

152 Or fear it enough not to point themselves out to it. Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 18, 2014 03:58 PM (tf9Ne) ______ No, I think that 63% just doesn't know what's going on. If you only get your news from the MSM, all is well and there is nothing to be afraid of. Govt does great things like educate kids, builds roads, gives us free health care. You have to be some kind of extremist domestic terrorist to fear the govt.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (0LHZx)

153 @135 William F. Buckley, Jr., formed the Committee to Horse-whip Drew Pearson (the Stalinist newspaper man, not the Dallas Cowboys receiver). I s'pose that would be actionable these days. Gutta percha, Baby, gutta percha. Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Wannaownagunosis-sufferer at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (1/4XQ)

154 ace, you gotta hang out with me. Literally. You could learn a lot. I am pretty damn smart. Ask me about Law School.....

Posted by: Joey Biden at April 18, 2014 11:59 AM (32Ze2)

155 And no, I don't care if I spell the name wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2014 12:00 PM (TOk1P)

156 did they send the MILITARIZED COP THUGS!!!11!! to get him yet?

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 18, 2014 12:00 PM (krmE0)

157 Somebody should probably tell the Russian dudes with guns that that Obama and Kerry worked out a deal with Putin in Geneva. The Interpreter ‏@Interpreter_Mag 3m Ukraine Liveblog: Separatists Hold Mayor of Slaviansk, Gunmen Say Mayor Resigning for Health Reasons http://bit.ly/1r5si6X

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 18, 2014 12:00 PM (ZPrif)

158 It's a title but whatever,I wouldn't name my kids after fantasy characters but that's just me. How about not naming them after one of the most annoying characters ever?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2014 12:00 PM (659DL)

159 >>>Yeah, I'm sorry, but any male who finds himself on Team Danaeris Targaryan is suspect. I think the school did the right thing. ... that's because you're racist and support Mereen slavery

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2014 12:00 PM (/FnUH)

160 a similar tshirt with a picture of GWB's head on a pike, no problem.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2014 12:00 PM (rDidD)

161 Yeah, but as the Den Mother you have to maintain some sense of authority. It's different for us morons down in the pits. Bandersnatch Rules of Internetary Procedure say it's illegal to look things up. You have to bring what you have in your cranium, even if it's wrong or lacking.

I'm so screwed.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 12:00 PM (d0Dmj)

162 Anyway,sounds like they were pissed with him and used this as an excuse.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2014 12:00 PM (zqvg6)

163 Say, what is the origin of the "part that goes down" gag?

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at April 18, 2014 12:01 PM (5xqg/)

164 I didn't get around to this on the LAPD drone thread, but I would like to dub the LAPD...wait for it... ...American Ninja Voyeurs

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 18, 2014 12:01 PM (MKpBT)

165 "is" clearly is an anagram of "machete"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2014 12:01 PM (659DL)

166 @114 ace Apparently the size of the moon and nature of the initial impact made a perfect moon for, ironically, preventing rapid climate change due to nutty polar wobbling. The moon impact has to be the most important single event for life on earth other than the sun turning on.

Posted by: Beagle at April 18, 2014 12:01 PM (sOtz/)

167 I used to say we would be better off if the CIA, FBI, and State Department were all razed, and we started with entirely new organizations to replace them. I now believe it would be a net gain if every college administrator were fired. Whether we replaced them or not. Posted by: NCC at April 18, 2014 03:51 PM (svwAc) the key was they used to be competing agencies. We could use one to watch, and investigate, another. Now they are all under the same roof in DHS... and Justice... It was like Military Intelligence and the CIA used to compete.... now they are all under the same commander in the National Security Advisor... Heck... the reason the Secret Service became the President's body guard was that the Pres did not trust the FBI...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2014 12:01 PM (84gbM)

168 Has anyone checked to see if there has been a spike in people naming their children Joffrey?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 18, 2014 12:01 PM (JgpFm)

169 Imagine the freakout if he posted a picture of a trip to a shooting range?

Posted by: rd at April 18, 2014 12:02 PM (N7QgG)

170 Ukraine Liveblog: Separatists Hold Mayor of Slaviansk, Gunmen Say Mayor Resigning for Health Reasons

Lead poisoning.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 12:02 PM (d0Dmj)

171 Real life "argument" used by a liberal on my husband. "You just think because you use logic, you're right!" Uh....

Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2014 12:02 PM (hFL/3)

172 @129 Today, at her elementary school, the place was put on lock-down and six police officers in one of their fancy SWAT SUV's were called out for an unruly 4th grader. Fourth. Grader. You can thank lawyers for that. Schools are afraid of lawsuits. Posted by: AmishDude ________________________ Most of the credit should go to judges, most of whom were too stupid or lazy to cut it in private practice. The remainder of the credit should go to politicians who run around with their hair on fire and pass legislation so that "this won't ever happen again" and then give the law a child's name. Gah!

Posted by: Furious George at April 18, 2014 12:02 PM (yFb77)

173 129 Today, at her elementary school, the place was put on lock-down and six
police officers in one of their fancy SWAT SUV's were called out for an
unruly 4th grader. Fourth. Grader.
***

Several years ago a local school near me went into lockdown because a passing motorist on the interstate saw (at 70+ mph!) a guy walking the fence near the school ground with a long object that looked like a rifle.

Two hours later they went off of lockdown. For a surveyor with a theodolite on a tripod.

And they wonder why gun owners think antis are ridiculous.

Posted by: B at April 18, 2014 12:02 PM (XyoGP)

174 Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines at April 18, 2014 03:52 PM (thLL

That's probably a low number as a lot of people were afraid of answering that question.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 18, 2014 12:03 PM (JS0vr)

175 Yeah, I'm sorry, but any male who finds himself on Team Danaeris Targaryan is suspect.

I think the school did the right thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2014 03:59 PM (TOk1P)

Well, consider me suspect, cuz she's finern' frawg hair.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 18, 2014 12:03 PM (vn9w4)

176 Still believe an R can win another national election?

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 18, 2014 12:03 PM (9lyhM)

177 The one -- in her words -- "The bad one, the one with the Nightline camera crew out front." Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 18, 2014 04:00 PM (oGrEy) ___________ Grandpa Simpson was put in a good home. Well it was good according to Homer since it had been featured on 60 Minutes and that made it good, right?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 18, 2014 12:03 PM (0LHZx)

178 171 Those are the ones that need to be watched.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2014 12:03 PM (zqvg6)

179 That right there is some bad linoleum.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2014 12:03 PM (oMKp3)

180 true, but it helps if you're borderline smart to start with. I think too many people falsely assume they're "borderline smart".

Posted by: AmishDude at April 18, 2014 12:04 PM (T0NGe)

181 I wonder what was in the subject line of the original email.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 18, 2014 12:05 PM (tf9Ne)

182 true, but it helps if you're borderline smart to start with.

I think too many people falsely assume they're "borderline smart".

I was. Then someone went and moved the borders.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 12:05 PM (d0Dmj)

183 I think too many people falsely assume they're "borderline smart". Posted by: AmishDude at April 18, 2014 04:04 PM (T0NGe) ------------------- Literally

Posted by: Joey Biden at April 18, 2014 12:05 PM (32Ze2)

184 Did the kid's face get blurred?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 18, 2014 12:05 PM (5UteM)

185 Several years ago a local school near me went into lockdown because a passing motorist on the interstate saw (at 70+ mph!) a guy walking the fence near the school ground with a long object that looked like a rifle. Two hours later they went off of lockdown. For a surveyor with a theodolite on a tripod. And they wonder why gun owners think antis are ridiculous. Posted by: B at April 18, 2014 04:02 PM (XyoGP) ______________ Remember, if you see something, say something* Only if the something doesn't involve Muslim 20-something year old men acting suspiciously. That's racist.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 18, 2014 12:06 PM (0LHZx)

186 >>He should call in Pelosi, she's pretty good down on her knees washing dirty filthy things. Posted by: Behind Enemy Lines How did Mr Pelosi's penis get into the discussion?

Posted by: Aviator at April 18, 2014 12:06 PM (3rrMW)

187

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2014 04:01 PM (84gbM)

The Soviets seperated their security into 3 seperate organizations.

It was paranoid. But no one was ever able to pull off a coup, even when faced with someone crazy like Stalin. Stalin died in bed, not up against a wall.

Posted by: rd at April 18, 2014 12:06 PM (N7QgG)

188 Thirteen plus Sherpa guides were killed on Mt. Everest in an avalanche.

http://tinyurl.com/logru93

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 18, 2014 12:06 PM (JgpFm)

189 I'm borderline something. Says so on my prescriptions.

Posted by: ProgChick 2000 at April 18, 2014 12:06 PM (ZPrif)

190 Forget the shirt.... Look at the poor girls face! HE SMUDGED IT OUT!!!!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 18, 2014 12:06 PM (32Ze2)

191 182 That right there is some bad linoleum. Posted by: grammie winger

Factor in the asbestos and you have child abuse.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 18, 2014 12:06 PM (5UteM)

192 Is Reek popular?

Posted by: Beagle at April 18, 2014 12:06 PM (sOtz/)

193 I wonder what was in the subject line of the original email.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 18, 2014 04:05 PM (tf9Ne)

"who was notified automatically via Google that the picture had been posted apparently took it as a threat."

Evidently it was something along the lines of, "XXX has posted a new pic on Google+."

Posted by: Country Singer at April 18, 2014 12:07 PM (vn9w4)

194 The prof needs to take some photography lessons, too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2014 12:07 PM (BAS5M)

195 That young child looks like he may be in some sort of sexual position. Hmmmmm.

Posted by: NJ DFACS Social Worker at April 18, 2014 12:07 PM (thLL8)

196 It was paranoid. But no one was ever able to pull off a coup, even when faced with someone crazy like Stalin. Stalin died in bed, not up against a wall. Posted by: rd at April it was the doctors the got him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2014 12:07 PM (rDidD)

197 My daughter would shoot me if I posted a picture of my grandchild on a dirty floor like that. I'd be living in Purell prison for the rest of my life.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2014 12:07 PM (oMKp3)

198 Factor in the asbestos and you have child abuse. That too.

Posted by: NJ DFACS Social Worker at April 18, 2014 12:08 PM (thLL8)

199 Not saying this would surprise me but I wish there was more than one source (that everyone is just repeating ad nasium)

Posted by: The Dude at April 18, 2014 12:09 PM (bStrg)

200 We saw this and we were going to zap it from orbit but thank heavens the college stepped it.

Posted by: LA Sheriffs Big-Brother-Like Eye in the Sky at April 18, 2014 12:09 PM (Dwehj)

201 this is hilarious. They were always called Bergen *county* community college. I guess they dropped the "county" because it makes it sound like a fourth rate commuter college for kids whose ambition (and grades) does stray too far from route 17

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 18, 2014 12:10 PM (LWu6U)

202 On the other hand... How many of you would accept an invitation to attend a Game of Thrones theme wedding?

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at April 18, 2014 12:10 PM (5xmd7)

203 "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Posted by: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy at April 18, 2014 12:10 PM (fmKA/)

204 Did not read the previous thread about LA and its spy in the sky. But you know who it reminds me of? Chavez when he sought to buy blimps to monitor Caracas.

http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/04/south-american-gas-bag.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 18, 2014 12:11 PM (JgpFm)

205 That kid's face now looks like that painting that the church cleaning lady over in Italy (or wherever) touched up and re-painted. I'm too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 18, 2014 12:11 PM (MKpBT)

206 @205 I'll take a table by the back door.

Posted by: Beagle at April 18, 2014 12:12 PM (sOtz/)

207 "In related news, civilization itself was a major misstep and that error probably should be corrected as soon as possible." Yeah, I'm thinking you won't have to wait overly long on that.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2014 12:12 PM (oMKp3)

208

162 -

Ooh, may the sons of the harpy visit you in your bed tonight!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2014 12:13 PM (TOk1P)

209 Well, in fairness, the type of dragon alluded to is an "Assault Dragon," with extended stomach-magazines for additional literal fire-power.

So was this a semi-automatic or full-automatic dragon ?

Did the dragon have a fully opposable digit, therefore making it possible to use a hand-grip ?

Was any part of the dragon "foldable" ?

Would the dragon be detectable in a metal scanner ?

Posted by: Jim Bowie at April 18, 2014 12:13 PM (e8kgV)

210 In order for there to be a "credible threat" does it not have to be directed at some person or identifiable group? All I saw was a picture of some kid with some pseudo-Medieval slogan on her shirt. How does that translate into a "threat" against anyone, unless there was some undisclosed context?

At least it's just left-on-left stupid. Buy moar popcorn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2014 12:13 PM (4m+Gx)

211 Made my youngest miserable today because I was not enthusiastic about prom dresses. However, I am still having fun with old CCR nonsense (and I know for a fact her AP Enviro teacher is late 20s and does not have the historical grasp) and reminding her that everything old is new again. Her current subversive plan is to get friends to blast old music as a processional. It could work (and I might even throw in some cash) if they are brave enough.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at April 18, 2014 12:13 PM (MIKMs)

212 Say, what is the origin of the "part that goes down" gag?

Posted by: Pious Agnostic

It's a riff on a quote from Carolyn McCarthy, an NY Congressturkey, when asked to define a 'barrel shroud,' said she didn't know but, "I believe it's a shoulder thing that goes up."

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 18, 2014 12:14 PM (ujux6)

213 We're pretty gosh darned excited up here about the next LA County Tea Party meetup.

Posted by: LA Sheriffs Big-Brother-Like Eye in the Sky at April 18, 2014 12:15 PM (Dwehj)

214 Obama wimps out on Keystone decision on Friday afternoon ...

The Obama administration on Friday extended the review period on the Keystone XL pipeline, perhaps pushing back a final decision on the disputed project until after the Nov. 4 congressional elections.

State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki said in a tweet that officials are reviewing some 2.5 million public comments, and that agencies need to more time to assess the impact of a pending lawsuit in Nebraska over the pipeline route.

Posted by: Reit Butler at April 18, 2014 12:15 PM (e8kgV)

215 "thing that goes up" as opposed to a Monty Python skit where "things go ping"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 18, 2014 12:15 PM (JgpFm)

216 @213 Ordinarily yes. But in this case the child was also armed with an assault Pop Tart.

Posted by: Beagle at April 18, 2014 12:15 PM (sOtz/)

217 it could be worse she could be wearing a packers jersey

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 18, 2014 12:16 PM (krmE0)

218 Say, what is the origin of the "part that goes down" gag?

Posted by: Pious Agnostic

It's a riff on a quote from Carolyn McCarthy, an NY Congressturkey, when asked to define a 'barrel shroud,' said she didn't know but, "I believe it's a shoulder thing that goes up."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2014 04:14 PM (ujux6)

http://youtu.be/ospNRk2uM3U

Posted by: Country Singer at April 18, 2014 12:16 PM (vn9w4)

219 Or a Cubs shirt...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 18, 2014 12:16 PM (JgpFm)

220 Assault feline. Top of picture. Burn him at the stake.

Posted by: MJ at April 18, 2014 12:16 PM (oari7)

221 Posted by: navycopjoe at April 18, 2014 04:16 PM (krmE0) I heard that.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2014 12:17 PM (oMKp3)

222

195 -

Sadly, probably not as popular as Ramsey Snow.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2014 12:17 PM (TOk1P)

223 We never should have came down from the trees.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 18, 2014 12:17 PM (VjL9S)

224 Bergen Community College. #1 rated college for aspiring bloggers.

Posted by: It's a joke at April 18, 2014 12:17 PM (nsOJa)

225 Sadly, Packers have better commercials.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at April 18, 2014 12:17 PM (MIKMs)

226 OT:

Rasmussen just posted numbers for a poll matching Pat Roberts and Kathleen Sebelius for the Kansas 2014 US Senate Race. Roberts 54 Sebelius 37.

LINK (Rasmussen): http://preview.tinyurl.com/mr28o2d

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2014 12:18 PM (JBggj)

227 Just explain to the community college administrators that Game of Thrones is a show obsessed with floppy penises. All will be forgiven.

Posted by: wooga at April 18, 2014 12:18 PM (6KuDG)

228 Just think of the hysteria you can create wearing your Kaboom! T-shirt, ace.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2014 12:19 PM (cHZB7)

229 222 224 heh

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 18, 2014 12:19 PM (krmE0)

230 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2014 04:14 PM (ujux6)

http://youtu.be/ospNRk2uM3U

Posted by: Country Singer

Thanks, Hodor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 18, 2014 12:19 PM (ujux6)

231 Suppose I'm wearing my second-best "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt, and I end up in line next to some fucking idiot? Am I to be sued for harassment? I'll need another lawyer on retainer.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2014 12:19 PM (ZshNr)

232 11 I can understand this. College administrators are some of the most vindictive and stupid people on earthÂ…... Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2014 03:38 PM (T2V/1) People in supervisory or management positions, who know deep down that they are inadequate and incompetent are some of the most vindictive and stupid people on earth. If you've ever worked for someone who is an idiot, you learn that your best bet, when they suggest something stupid at a meeting, is to keep your mouth shut. I knew one woman who would hold a grudge for a year or more. On the flip side, they are very easily manipulated with phony compliments.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2014 12:20 PM (SH7t3)

233 Speaking of the Cubs, they are losing today. Again. Of course. Please God, just once before I die ......

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2014 12:20 PM (oMKp3)

234 "I just found out I was banned at Crooks and Liars (you will never find a more wretched hive of stupidity and ignorance) for some comment I made a while ago. ... I have no idea what I said as they have deleted the comment"

I have found that on many lefty blogs, you can be banned for simply posting a link to an earlier posting on the same blog that factually contradicts the current blog posting. Nothing more than that single action.

Doing such things is an indication that you are Not Of The Body.

Good leftists who are Of The Body are expected neither to notice nor to comment upon any internal contradictions in the left's thinking.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 18, 2014 12:20 PM (noWW6)

235 Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2014 04:20 PM (SH7t3) _________________ My are you ever looking good today..... (Runs away)

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 18, 2014 12:21 PM (32Ze2)

236 104 I just found out I was banned at Crooks and Liars (you will never find a more wretched hive of stupidity and ignorance) for some comment I made a while ago. (taken there by some link cause I don't make a habit of hanging out there). Helllloooo!

Posted by: Democratic Underground at April 18, 2014 12:21 PM (y95w9)

237 Everyone, no matter how competent, is one innocent comment away from being fired, shunned, and destroyed. I'm tired of this over-protective over-reactive over-offended at everything trend.

Posted by: Roadrunner at April 18, 2014 12:21 PM (Fd8YL)

238 "But the stupid know so little they cannot differentiate between those things they should be ashamed of being ignorant of and those that they shouldn't, so, always fighting from the position of a defensive flinch, they feel ashamed about being ignorant of everything, which would be fine, but being stupid, and therefore, in the center of themselves, aggressive and hostile, they lash out at their phantasmal "oppressors" by any means they can." And this is exactly why Alinsky's Rules for Radicals don't work in reverse.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at April 18, 2014 12:22 PM (PZ6/M)

239

236 -

God has seen fit to award the Red Sox with three championships in the past 10 years.

I think that is evidence enough that He just doesn't care anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2014 12:22 PM (TOk1P)

240 Liberalism and political correctness will destroy the world.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 18, 2014 12:23 PM (xmcEQ)

241 And SF twice(?)

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2014 12:24 PM (fsLdt)

242 The professor in question should learn his lesson: if he was a vocal left-winger, none of the punishment bits would have happened.

Posted by: Null at April 18, 2014 12:24 PM (DuH+r)

243

especially considering that there were three school shootings nationwide

I wouldn't trust their count of "school shootings". Piers Morgan was blabbing about some high number of school shootings, so I looked it up. The "study" was counting things like gangs shooting at each other at 2am near a school as a school shooting. They also counted things like teachers and students coming onto campus and killing themselves there. It's dishonest because they want you to think these are people coming onto campus during school hours to kill others.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2014 12:24 PM (3hZ7H)

244

244 -

Amen. Tis true.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2014 12:24 PM (TOk1P)

245 238 Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2014 04:20 PM (SH7t3) _________________ My are you ever looking good today..... (Runs away) Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 18, 2014 04:21 PM (32Ze2) I prefer, " Have you lost weight recently?"

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2014 12:25 PM (SH7t3)

246 At last, a real scandal ...

APRIL 17--A federal criminal investigation has uncovered a Â“large-scale theftÂ” operation inside NikeÂ’s Oregon headquarters, a scheme that targeted valuable sneaker prototypes and involved a Nike product manager, his predecessor at the shoe giant, and a Florida businessman who resold the Â“extremely rareÂ” kicks to buyers nationwide, The Smoking Gun has learned.

Posted by: King Leonidas at April 18, 2014 12:25 PM (e8kgV)

247 Alduin is coming... FUS RO DAH! Hope you haven't taken an arrow in the knee so you can get away.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 18, 2014 12:25 PM (z/Ubi)

248 Apropos of nothing, I've switched my viewing allegiance to The Stormborn since the half-wit Rob Stark got his inevitable reward. Unless the Tomboy Stark gets her murderous act on. Then, it's a toss up.

Posted by: toby928© at April 18, 2014 12:26 PM (QupBk)

249 "The greatest offense you can inflict on a stupid, ignorant person is to tell him something he doesn't know, and there's no possible way to avoid this offense, because the list of things he does not know is vast." I don't know. Pointing and laughing is pretty damn effective.

Posted by: tangonine at April 18, 2014 12:27 PM (x3YFz)

250 Seen on Twitter: 10th-level racism: http://tinyurl.com/mkeshm7

Posted by: AmishDude at April 18, 2014 12:28 PM (T0NGe)

251 245 The professor in question should learn his lesson: if he was a vocal left-winger, none of the punishment bits would have happened. Posted by: Null at April 18, 2014 04:24 PM (DuH+r) He really needed to get out there and network his particular version of blithering retarded. It would have never come to this.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at April 18, 2014 12:28 PM (y95w9)

252 Heh...I attended this gawd awful school 20 years ago. It was good for 2 things, Chicks, and the 2 or 3 bars on Paramus Rd. leading to the main entrance.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 18, 2014 12:29 PM (NpXoL)

253 The greatest offense you can inflict on a stupid, ignorant person is to tell him something he doesn't know,

I did not know that,
you bastard.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 18, 2014 12:29 PM (DL2i+)

254

You know the old saw, "in academia the fights are so bitter because the stakes are so low".

Remember where this started. Daenerys' Dad wanted a sabbatical, didn't get it, so he filed a grievance. (Gonna try this at work. "Dear Boss, I would like a year off with pay to follow my dreams".) So, the guy who has a smidge more power at Bergen Community College gets to deny him this indulgence, and having wielded this mighty power knows that Daenery's Dad is sending a direct threat of blood and AK-47s at him, because he is so important.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 18, 2014 12:30 PM (JtwS4)

255 I did not know that, you bastard. I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© at April 18, 2014 12:30 PM (QupBk)

256

Seen on Twitter: 10th-level racism

I don't like watermelon, but I support Oreo's attempts to make a variety of tasty cookies.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2014 12:30 PM (3hZ7H)

257 Posted by: AmishDude at April 18, 2014 04:28 PM (T0NGe) Is that a real thing? Huh.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 18, 2014 12:30 PM (oMKp3)

258

In related news, civilization itself was a major misstep and that error probably should be corrected as soon as possible.

I'm dreading walking upright these days,

but my back is out.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 18, 2014 12:30 PM (DL2i+)

259 114 I also didn't know about speculations about the moon's role in making earth a life-friendly world. (I looked that up on my own, but didn't ask questions, and in fact argued against the point when it was first raised by, I think, maddog.) Posted by: ace at April 18, 2014 03:52 PM (/FnUH) Man I got screwed out of my making ace feel stupid hat tip.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 18, 2014 12:31 PM (z/Ubi)

260 Everyone, no matter how competent, is one innocent comment away from being fired, shunned, and destroyed. I'm tired of this over-protective over-reactive over-offended at everything trend. Posted by: Roadrunner at April 18, 2014 04:21 PM (Fd8YL) I called my boss an asshole on some obscure website. It actually got back to him. Instead of manning up about it, he acted like (drum roll) an asshole. Someone calls me an asshole, first thing I do is ask myself "what's for dinner?" Then! I ask "what'd I do to make this guy think I'm an asshole?"

Posted by: tangonine at April 18, 2014 12:31 PM (x3YFz)

261 Volokh mentions in passing but doesn't provide a link to the professor whose crime was putting up a Firefly poster with the quote from Captain Reynolds of if I have to kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be armed, and you'll be facing me. That was amusing because the campus clowns...cops...took that as a threat of violence. Ah, here it is: http://bit.ly/QtL0tv I forgot that he'd replaced the original with one mocking facism...they found that unacceptable as well...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 18, 2014 12:31 PM (1hM1d)

262 I'm dreading walking upright these days We never should have listened to the monolith.

Posted by: toby928© at April 18, 2014 12:31 PM (QupBk)

263 From Weasel Zippers:

Update:

Mohammed Pedro Whitaker has been identified as the alleged Kansas City highway shooter and has been charged with 18 felonies from 9 separate incidents around the city metro region.

http://tinyurl.com/my4nxgx

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 12:32 PM (d0Dmj)

264 Bergen Community College. #1 rated college for aspiring bloggers.

Posted by: It's a joke at April 18, 2014 04:17 PM (nsOJa)

Hey....I resemble that remark!!!

Literally, see 255.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 18, 2014 12:33 PM (NpXoL)

265 nood martians

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 12:33 PM (d0Dmj)

266 "Mohammed Pedro Whitaker"

Sounds like a nice Irish-Catholic boy.

//

Posted by: dananjcon at April 18, 2014 12:34 PM (NpXoL)

267 Someone calls me an asshole, first thing I do is ask myself "what's for dinner?" If someone calls me an asshole, I usually answer with "yes, and?" if they whine some more, I give them "I can only satisfy one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good, either."

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 18, 2014 12:35 PM (1hM1d)

268 Update: Mohammed Pedro Whitaker has been identified as the alleged Kansas City highway shooter and has been charged with 18 felonies from 9 separate incidents around the city metro region. http://tinyurl.com/my4nxgx Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2014 04:32 PM (d0Dmj) If Owebama had a son.........

Posted by: © Sponge at April 18, 2014 12:35 PM (xmcEQ)

269

Mohammed Pedro Whitaker has been identified as the alleged Kansas City highway shooter and has been charged with 18 felonies from 9 separate incidents around the city metro region.

The police chief shared this nugget of wisdom at the news conference:

Â“I wanted to make sure the residents and those who travel through Kansas City know theyÂ’re safe. TheyÂ’ve been safe the whole time.Â”

Safe the whole time? With a random nutbag shooting at passing cars?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2014 12:36 PM (3hZ7H)

270 Mohammed Pedro Whitaker has been identified as the alleged Kansas City highway shooter and has been charged with 18 felonies from 9 separate incidents around the city metro region. The cops reluctance to name their suspect earlier today suddenly comes into crisp focus.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 18, 2014 12:36 PM (1hM1d)

271 Someone calls me an asshole, first thing I do is ask myself "what's for dinner?" Then! I ask "what'd I do to make this guy think I'm an asshole?" Posted by: tangonine at April 18, 2014 04:31 PM (x3YFz) LOL.... someone calls me an Asshole... I say... Yes?... so? Of course... if someone says 'Fck you"... if its a guy I say "no thanks, Hetero..." or if its a girl start at her feet, look her up and down, and say "no thanks..." If'n someone calls me a pussy? "You are what you eat.... Dick..." Comebacks for all occasions....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2014 12:36 PM (84gbM)

272 new one

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 18, 2014 12:37 PM (T2V/1)

273 If someone calls me an asshole, I usually answer with "yes, and?" if they whine some more, I give them "I can only satisfy one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good, either." Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie Â© at April 18, 2014 04:35 PM (1hM1d) I query them: an elephant's asshole or Heidi Klum's? There's a big difference in my level of being offended.

Posted by: tangonine at April 18, 2014 12:37 PM (x3YFz)

274 Haven't read all the comments here, but I wonder what the reaction would have been if it had been some murderous quote from Che or PolPot or Stalin. Would there have been any reaction at all?

Posted by: Cicero418 at April 18, 2014 12:39 PM (S35wq)

275 Also, Smaug is on line 1. Something about I'll show those fools real dragon fire!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 18, 2014 12:42 PM (1hM1d)

276 Meanwhile back at the Senate, the majority leader makes credible threats almost daily and nobody seems to notice this vile little prick legislator who thinks he's Al Fucking Capone.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2014 12:45 PM (oJUxt)

277 . . .the security official said that Â“fireÂ” could be a kind of proxy for Â“AK-47s.Â”

So then is Alaska's postal abbreviation.

Posted by: profligatewaste at April 18, 2014 12:46 PM (R3JkO)

278 So...the only thing that remains of The Constitution are bits and pieces of the 1st and 2nd Amendment, then. 'Cause government sponsored and paid jack booted thugs are pretty much ignoring the rest of it.

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at April 18, 2014 12:47 PM (q6kaG)

279 281 . . .the security official said that Â“fireÂ” could be a kind of proxy for Â“AK-47s.Â”

A mall cop reject quote if I ever saw one. Does he have one bullet in his pocket?

Posted by: Lester at April 18, 2014 12:48 PM (2UPXV)

280 "Piers Morgan was blabbing about some high number of school shootings, so I looked it up. The 'study' was counting things like gangs shooting at each other at 2am near a school as a school shooting."

See also: teenaged criminals shooting one another, or being shot by police, being reported as "gun deaths of innocent children".

The left have been playing that tune for a long time now.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 18, 2014 12:53 PM (noWW6)

281 Why come you don't have a tattoo??

Posted by: Doctor Lexus at April 18, 2014 01:19 PM (d7lzv)

282 I took a summer school class at this moronic Community Collidge, after lying about the text they used in it to the department chair at my college. Truly a school of sub-human retards.

Posted by: whatever at April 18, 2014 01:32 PM (Wf0EB)

283 I heard that it was actually a "stand your ground," "assault" dragon.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 18, 2014 01:32 PM (DTVYh)

284 "Speaking of the Cubs, they are losing today. Again. Of course. Please God, just once before I die ......" Thou shalt not put the LORD thy God to the test!!

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at April 18, 2014 02:13 PM (5xmd7)

285 The professor should make it up to the college staff by inviting them to his kid's wedding. Easy-peasy.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 18, 2014 02:30 PM (hn5v5)

286 "Speaking of the Cubs, they are losing today. Again. Of course.
Please God, just once before I die ..."
So where do you want me to start building the bridge?

Posted by: allah at April 18, 2014 02:31 PM (hn5v5)

287 Dad at my son's little league t-ball game the other night had a t-shirt with two nearly life-sized crossed AR-15s and the words IT'S MY RIGHT surrounding them. No one batted an eye. Can't imagine that going down in, say, the People's Republic of Pugetopolis, where I'm from.

Posted by: Republic of Texas 2: Electric Boogaloo at April 18, 2014 03:02 PM (Gk2GE)

288 Bergen county NJ.
Has some of the priciest towns like Upper Saddle River, Rivervale...
And some of the most hardcore limosine libtards.
Yet they still have Sunday blue laws.
Go figure.

Posted by: Soon to be XNYer at April 18, 2014 04:31 PM (8/dgB)

289 Great post, spot on as usual.

Posted by: Corona at April 18, 2014 05:40 PM (fh2Y7)

290 "Well, in fairness, the type of dragon alluded to is an "Assault Dragon," with extended stomach-magazines for additional literal fire-power."

Ok, that is strong. Well done, Ace.

Posted by: John at April 18, 2014 06:38 PM (+piKT)

291 This is one of the many reasons you should never friend your coworkers.

Posted by: Lea at April 18, 2014 07:33 PM (/bd0t)

292 44. They starve.

Posted by: cyborg0418 at April 19, 2014 11:10 AM (olUSH)

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