April 17, 2021

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (4/17/21) Minimalist Edition
— Ace Open Blog




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The Saturday Night Joke 

Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.
She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"

I replied: "He can smell she is ready . That's how nature works."

We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?"

I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."

We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow.
My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"

I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."

Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.
She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.

Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.
She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."
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The Quote of The Day


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No one ever said policing was easy. But, if you go into it. You should at least be honest. Is that asking too much? In the case of NYC narcotics detective, Joseph E. Franco it was. 

Welcome once again to America's War on Drugs, already in progress.
In the name of "protecting" us from the overstated ravages of drug addiction, the government engages in violence, rights violations, overzealous prosecutions, millions of interactions with the criminal justice system, and periodic bouts of performative lawmaking.

And what have we gotten in return? Drug users are the real winners here. The more money we throw at the Drug War, the more easily accessible and cheap drugs are. While politicians and government agencies claim they want to save people from violence and corruption, violent and corrupt law enforcement officers are doing all they can to be worse than the problem they're supposed to be solving.

When there's not enough drug activity to sustain local Drug Wars, the cops will create it. We saw this happen in Houston, Texas, where a botched drug raid, predicated on multiple levels of bullshit, resulted in cops killing two residents who had never engaged in the drug sales activity cited on the warrant request. Houston cops are, fortunately, feeling the pain. They may still be alive but they're facing a host of criminal charges.
If there aren't enough drug war combatants to engage with, cops on drug task forces aren't above creating their own. The botched raid in Houston was predicated on a statement from a nonexistent informant and drugs pulled from a cop's cruiser.

In New York City, it's more of the same. And it's going to cost city residents millions of dollars before this is all sorted out.
Over nearly two decades as a police officer and narcotics detective, Joseph E. Franco made thousands of arrests, many for the possession and sale of drugs. Mr. Franco often worked undercover, and his testimony secured convictions for prosecutors around the city.

But officials who once relied on Mr. Franco are questioning his accounts. After he was accused of lying about drug sales that videos showed never happened, Mr. Franco was charged with perjury in Manhattan in 2019.
Now, the fallout over Mr. Franco’s police work is spreading: As many as 90 convictions that he helped secure in Brooklyn will be thrown out, prosecutors plan to announce Wednesday. Many more cases in other boroughs could follow — a reckoning that lawyers said appears larger than any in the city’s legal system in recent history.

Cops lie. And their lies are swallowed by those who are supposed to be overseeing them. Turning drugs (and dealers) into cartoonish supervillains has paid off for law enforcement agencies. Billions of tax dollars finance efforts that have done nothing but ensure Americans can buy purer drugs at lower prices. When it's a cop's word against some drug fiend/dealer, everyone always believes the cop. Right up until they can't. Then the fallout begins.

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Years ago when I traveled daily and during the evening I listened to the Michael Savage Show. He authored the book 'Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder' in 2005. Of course he was right. 

Over 50% Of Liberal, White Women Under 30 Have A Mental Health Issue. Are We Worried Yet?

A 2020 Pew Research study reveals that over half of white, liberal women have been diagnosed with a mental health condition at some point. Does this mean there's a correlation between progressive ideas and mental health?

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A win-win story. A guy loves his wife and carries all at the same time. 

Oh my god it's a bobcat! Oh my god!"
If you thought you were having a rough start to your day, you might want to think again. Because a new piece of viral video that just hit the Internet shows how quickly things can escalate, all in the span of just 46 seconds. In a viral video that has racked up more than 7 million views on Twitter, a bobcat comes out of nowhere to interrupt the peaceful serenity of an average day.
The video appears to be a security camera. Things start out innocently enough with a guy waving and sending a cheerful "good morning" to a neighbor jogging past. He even takes a moment to make a comment about how he needs to wash his car.


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Love or hate Jeff Bezos of Amazon, Amazon continues to lead the way in E-commerce. 
In yet another bid to completely dominate all things e-commerce, Amazon’s reportedly begun testing a premium service that lets its customers opt into having their deliveries assembled once they reach their door. The service is planned to first hit shoppers based in Virginia and "two other markets,” according to an internal Amazon presentation leaked to Bloomberg on Friday.

It’s a small upgrade, but anyone who’s ordered furniture or big-ticket items from the company will tell you it’s a significant one. Furniture assembly is time-consuming, tiring, and sometimes even dangerous, which is why it’s sometimes worth the splurge to have someone put together your heavy bedframe or bookcase. While Amazon’s long offered buyers the option to leave deliveries directly inside their homes, the lack of any assembly service means some of these buyers will inevitably turn to competitors that offer one, like Wayfair or Home Depot.

According to Bloomberg, Amazon’s new service requires drivers to not only unpack and assemble a person’s purchases but to take the item back to Amazon if that person isn’t satisfied with the end result. These same drivers aren’t merely going to be expected to assemble relatively simple furniture staples, but they might be trained on installing weighty appliances like washing machines and dishwashers.


I'll be honest with you, assembly and installation are big selling points for me. 


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So regular contributor and Moron Hrothgar submitted the following. We both knew more than the minimal amount. So I'm sharing with you folks. 




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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 17 Apr 1955
English singer, songwriter and guitarist Pete Shelley from punk rock band Buzzcocks, who had the 1978 UK No.12 single 'Ever Fallen In Love, With Someone You Shouldn't've'. They made their first appearance in 1976 in Manchester, opening for the Sex Pistols. Shelley also had a solo career: his song ‘Homosapien’ charted in the US in 1981. He died of a suspected heart attack on 6 December 2018. via thisdayinmusic.com 





Died on this day:17 Apr 1998
Linda McCartney died after a long battle against cancer. Married Paul McCartney in 1969 when she was working as a photographer. As well as a being a member of Wings, she became an animal rights campaigner and launched her own brand of vegetarian food. via thisdayinmusic.com 

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Guten Abend, Fapperen und Fapperinen!

Posted by: Zettai at April 17, 2021 10:01 PM (wqVX+)

2 Green!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 17, 2021 10:01 PM (UUBmN)

3 Would try the beers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2021 10:01 PM (gtatv)

4 Top 25?

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2021 10:02 PM (MVjcR)

5 First lurker. 

Posted by: Towhead at April 17, 2021 10:02 PM (Jq9CG)

6 Top 10 and I'm out. 

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 17, 2021 10:03 PM (+ldAm)

7

I'm not going to go below and announce "NOOD", and no one can make me!

So there...

Posted by: Zettai at April 17, 2021 10:03 PM (wqVX+)

8 good evening

Posted by: wing at April 17, 2021 10:03 PM (JFzNN)

9 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at April 17, 2021 10:05 PM (ofYez)

10 Thanks for the decidedly un-minimal ONT, Mis Hum!

Treats to JJ Hamilton the Hamster for being such a good boy this week!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 17, 2021 10:06 PM (rwusL)

11 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!

Fuck the hamster who ate my first comment....

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 17, 2021 10:07 PM (rwusL)

12 I've quit Bezos and Amazon (and Amazon Prime), but it hurts.  I hate him for that.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 17, 2021 10:07 PM (6Hjyp)

13 Hello Friends, how was your day?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:07 PM (oUcR5)

14 Good evening 

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 17, 2021 10:08 PM (cZFOm)

15 11 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!

Fuck the hamster who ate my first comment....

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 17, 2021 10:07 PM (rwusL)


Be nice, the hamsters can track you down

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 17, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

16 Evening, 'rons and 'ettes. Glad to make the Top 20.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 17, 2021 10:10 PM (Agr8U)

17 the hamsters can track you down
Are they any kin to Bob, from NSA?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:11 PM (oUcR5)

18 Testing....

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 17, 2021 10:11 PM (G2yUS)

19 Eleven on the quiz. That's actually a little horrifying, when I consider it...

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 17, 2021 10:12 PM (uFOGo)

20 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at April 17, 2021 10:13 PM (fLVm1)

21 Fucked up today!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2021 10:13 PM (yrol0)

22 At least I am here, so that's a Saturday evening accomplishment of sorts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 17, 2021 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

23 Dammit, I could have been 19th but I read the content.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2021 10:14 PM (4thlk)

24 You've found me out. I'm older than dirt. I knew everything on that list and had used or seen all of them.  I don't think preening and buffing my nails is called for. 

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 10:14 PM (8s6Nt)

25

I recall everything but 8, 9, 10, and 13 from the Older then [sic] Dirt List...

Posted by: Zettai at April 17, 2021 10:14 PM (wqVX+)

26 That looks like a pretty tasty flight of beers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2021 10:14 PM (FVrDO)

27 Damn that green... Good evening to all of the best critters ever! I guess I'll mostly lurk, but in any case, you all  are the best to lurk around. Best Saturday night to you all

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 10:14 PM (5SOal)

28 Paul McCartney and his wife Linda were only apart for one day after they met. They were inseparable after that.  What a love story.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:15 PM (oUcR5)

29 At least I am here, so that's a Saturday evening accomplishment of sorts!

Posted by:Commissar Hrothgarat April 17, 2021 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

* * * *
Indeed it is! Glad you could make it.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 17, 2021 10:15 PM (rwusL)

30 Apparently the custom of NOODing has been relegated to a byegone era.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 10:16 PM (fLVm1)

31

Last words the rider said for the final photo, involved beer, the holding thereof and a sincere invitation to bear witness to the emerging event.

There may have been some redneckery involved?

Jim

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2021 10:16 PM (QzJWU)

32 To truly date yourself, name the first concert you ever attended.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:16 PM (oUcR5)

33 I wuz robbed, my local brewery onlyu serves fine is flight!

There will be harsh words and recriminations tomorrow night I tell you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 17, 2021 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

34 test?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated at April 17, 2021 10:16 PM (/KPPD)

35 17 out of 17.

I'll add; portable record players, Zippo lighters and high beam light switch on the floor of the car.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2021 10:17 PM (3H9h1)

36 But Elmo said it was okay. I told him I needed to rub one out real bad. That Real Estate lady  really got me hot.

So like a friend he said it was okay as long as I cleaned up afterwards.


Always act like your on TV because these days you probably are.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 10:17 PM (LS3oW)

37 Legalizing drugs won't do crap to solve the drug problem.  The black market will still provide drugs just as potent if not more so for less $$$. 

Posted by: Erebus- Ex-Killer Whale at April 17, 2021 10:17 PM (/1VCd)

38 First concert... Hootie and the blowfish. Lakewood amphitheater

Posted by: BacktoGa at April 17, 2021 10:18 PM (MPYWI)

39

I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed.  But I did run a clean score on that Older than Dirt quiz.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2021 10:18 PM (QzJWU)

40 I've never had issues with assembly, not even on my radar and I generally favor the higher-end (read: uses real wood) Ikea furniture over what the traditional furniture stores want to sell me.  But I'm an engineer so naturally I'd say that.

Posted by: CppThis at April 17, 2021 10:18 PM (zcf1k)

41 To truly date yourself, name the first concert you ever attended.

Posted by:ALH, Sister Golden Hairat April 17, 2021 10:16 PM (oUcR5)

* * * *
The Association. Won tickets from the local radio station when I was in 9th Grade.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 17, 2021 10:18 PM (rwusL)

42 To truly date yourself, name the first concert you ever attended.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:16 PM (oUcR5)


Handel's Messiah!


Oops TMI.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 17, 2021 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

43 Thanks for the ONT, but who posted it?
Black Jack gum, I've got some on the table next to me. I'm gonna have stick, had it around for along time.

Posted by: Farmer at April 17, 2021 10:18 PM (55Qr6)

44 I haven't completely cut Amazon, but I have cut way back. I think it's been a few months since I've bought anything from them. If you use a search engine, you can almost always buy what you want online from someone else. You may have to pay fro shipping. Usually, if I'm buying a product I'm not sure of, I look at the Amazon reviews, then buy it from another seller.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2021 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

45 My Grandmother had a Dr Pepper machine on her front porch.  It dispensed tiny, 6 OZ bottles of Dr Pepper.  I never understood why she had it.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 17, 2021 10:18 PM (6Hjyp)

46 Every Saturday, there is a lovely photo of delicious brews. I wanna be the taste tester...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 10:18 PM (5SOal)

47 And hamsters explode when you try to screw them. At least the one I tried to screw did. 

Posted by: Erebus- Ex-Killer Whale at April 17, 2021 10:19 PM (/1VCd)

48 Martini Farmer, you are not helping. I the portable record player, first car had the high beam switch on the floor and I have two Zippo lighters on my desk.  One is, of course, an Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 10:19 PM (8s6Nt)

49 I'm coming up with zero on that old-fart test, unless by 'peashooter' you mean either the crappy starting gun or not-so-crappy energy weapons in video games.

Posted by: CppThis at April 17, 2021 10:19 PM (zcf1k)

50 First concert... Boston at the Capital Center, Landover MD 1978.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2021 10:20 PM (3H9h1)

51 I remember every. single. thing on that list! Damn, I'm old! Happy Saturday evening, everyone!

Posted by: Toni at April 17, 2021 10:20 PM (/c+mq)

52 Used to be that Walmart was the world's largest retailer. Then came Amazon. If you hate Amazon, wait a few years. Some other company will come along and beat them.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:20 PM (oUcR5)

53 I accomplished a very eclectic bunch of tasks today, tomorrow all I got to do is clean a throttle body.
Which is nice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2021 10:20 PM (FVrDO)

54 I recall everything on the "Yeeks, I'm old" list except Butch wax, and newsreels at movies. When I went to movies they had cartoons instead of newsreels.  I'm a big Loony Tunes fan. 

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2021 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

55 A father and son walked past an alley where two dogs were mating.  The boy says, "Daddy, daddy, what are those two dogs doing?”  The father, tells the boy that the dogs were making a puppy.
A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex.  The little boy says, "Daddy, daddy, what are you and mommy doing?”
Embarrased the father says, "We’re making you a baby brother.”
The boy cries out "But I don’t want a baby brother, turn mommy over, I’d rather have a puppy.”

Posted by: Eric at April 17, 2021 10:21 PM (a2F+C)

56 6,8,9 and 10 were before my time, I think. I don't know what P.F. Flyers and Butchwax is.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2021 10:21 PM (4thlk)

57 19 To truly date yourself, name the first concert you ever attended.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair

Marshall Tucker at the OKC Civic Center.  Maybe 1974?

Posted by: Blutarski at April 17, 2021 10:21 PM (6Hjyp)

58 47And hamsters explode when you try to screw them. At least the one I tried to screw did.  Posted by: Erebus- Ex-Killer Whale at April 17, 2021 10:19 PM

One's got to wrap them in duct tape first...

Posted by: Zettai at April 17, 2021 10:22 PM (wqVX+)

59 <i>I'll add; portable record players, Zippo lighters and high beam light switch on the floor of the car.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2021 10:17 PM (3H9h1)</i>

Full serve gas stations Mechanical credit card imprinters Murder holes

Oh wait, murder holes were the Middle Ages.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 10:22 PM (fLVm1)

60 Posted by:nerdygirlat April 17, 2021 10:20 PM (+lVUW)
You and I have the same responses, then. Sisters!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:22 PM (oUcR5)

61 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Serious Pranksters.

Those tires... I didn't know they made 20cc motorcycles.

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2021 10:22 PM (PPQdm)

62 I really hate to tell anyone this but yes sometimes the people supervising the police don't know that they are lying.

But a lot of times they do. Or they suspect it and don't do anything about it because it means that they get a good "score" on their sheet when they go looking to climb the ladder to higher office or get a job with a big law company.

And judges are in on it also. Oh they do their best to keep apart from what goes on. The turn a blind eye to stuff that is plainly bullshit. Like with warrants. A lot of cops and DAs have certain judges that they go to because they know they'll sign anything no matter how dodgy.

Probably the only guy in a court house that's not in on it is the janitor and even he may know a thing or two.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 10:22 PM (LS3oW)

63
Got all the OTD items? What, no choke lever in your car?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2021 10:23 PM (mht8P)

64 first concert? 1971 CCR at the fabulous Forum in Inglewood CA.  Won tickets from Wolfman Jack on the AM radio.  I was the 6th caller.

Posted by: chango lot at April 17, 2021 10:23 PM (g741k)

65 Evening everyone. I'm old - all but #1. 

But, on the plus side, my wife tells me I have the maturity of a 13 yr old boy - so there's that! 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2021 10:24 PM (Rvt88)

66 I don't know what the solution to drug addiction is, but I don't want drugs legalized. Drug addicts ruin the lives of those around them. A number of years ago in my area a 12 year old murdered a 6 year old at a playground. The 12 year old's mother was a heroin addict. There's no telling what kind of crap went on in that kid's home. 
The last thing you want in your neighborhood is junkies. And I don't think we should just throw in the towel.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2021 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

67
To truly date yourself, name the first concert you ever attended.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:16 PM (oUcR5)


Iron Maiden, 1987, Phoenix.

But, to be fair, I had a chance to see Kiss in Billings in 1977, and Kansas in 1980, and rush in 1981, but Dad forbade it every time. Didn't even bother asking about Judas Priest in Casper in 1983.
Showed him though. I've seen Slayer thrice, not to mention a ton of other metal shows. Moving to CO had its upside.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 17, 2021 10:24 PM (4l77G)

68
I'll add; portable record players, Zippo lighters and high beam light switch on the floor of the car.

Posted by:Martini Farmer 

After you turn the car on with the key you pull the starter nob.


Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2021 10:25 PM (gtatv)

69 The first concert I ever went to was Three Dog Night.  Don't judge, not many acts went to Sioux City.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:25 PM (oUcR5)

70 Why can't I touch it?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2021 10:25 PM (vuisn)

71 500k new wilds released this year into America.  What could go wrong?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2021 10:25 PM (yrol0)

72 A lame joke, you could see it coming a mile away. The Saturday Night Joke is serious business, cuz. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Born Free at April 17, 2021 10:26 PM (az5nH)

73 Steven Stills - 1973 somewhere. They tell me I had a damn good time. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2021 10:26 PM (Rvt88)

74
Telephone exchanges (Windsor 3-0434) Postal codes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2021 10:27 PM (mht8P)

75 Cicero you aren't helping either,  Full service gas stations and the mechanical credit card imprinter.  How about ice houses?  Heavily insulated small building, put in a quarter and get a 25 pound block of ice or same size in crushed. Drop in teh Coleman cooler for road trips. ALH, my first concert is lost in the darkness of time but I think involved alcohol and a jug band.

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 10:27 PM (8s6Nt)

76 Elton John at Dodger Stadium, 1975
Historic

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 10:28 PM (fLVm1)

77 nickel postage stamps. 

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:28 PM (oUcR5)

78 I don't need to take the Older than dirt quiz. I have one of *those* birthdays coming up next week. 
And I've driven a pickup with a stomp starter on the floor. And a car with a pushbutton automatic. 

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2021 10:29 PM (YynYJ)

79 They tell me I had a damn good time. 

Posted by: Tonypete 

My Maserati does 185.  I lost my license, now I don't drive.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 17, 2021 10:29 PM (6Hjyp)

80 I said tickle me! 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2021 10:29 PM (G0bXQ)

81 Virtually all metro PDs are political patronage machines.  Nothing happens there that isn't approved by elected officials.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, we have now reached the point where every soldier and police officer in the West must choose between the citizens and the overlords.  What has been broken in this age of post-truth and the most convenient pandemic in history does not quietly go back together again.

Posted by: CppThis at April 17, 2021 10:29 PM (zcf1k)

82 "Junior High School," not, "Middle School."

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2021 10:29 PM (ez/ed)

83 Happy Birthday, Nosothoreau! 

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:29 PM (oUcR5)

84

How about ice houses?  

In Texas, an ice house is a covered, open-air bar. Of which a few still exist. 

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2021 10:30 PM (mht8P)

85 I come in at 14 out of the 17 listed older than dirt things. Fuck I'm old.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 17, 2021 10:30 PM (F0YaR)

86 First Concert
Blood, Sweat, and TearsMerriweather  Post Pavilion. 

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 17, 2021 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

87 Drive through package stores.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:30 PM (oUcR5)

88 My Maserati does 185.  I lost my license, now I don't drive.

HA! Actually saw Joe Walsh up in Kent, OH. back in the day. 

I was reasonably coherent for that one. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2021 10:30 PM (Rvt88)

89 Howdy Hordelings! Great ONT, Mis Hum -- thanks!

Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2021 10:31 PM (mZUr4)

90 Aerosmith, probably 1990 Pump tour

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2021 10:31 PM (G0bXQ)

91 I though some of you might have been fibbing about remembering newsreels but a quick search says the newsreels at the movies in the U.S. died out fast between 1967-69.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2021 10:31 PM (4thlk)

92 One speed/gear bicycles.

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2021 10:31 PM (ez/ed)

93 I have reconsidered my imbibing the flight of beers.
I will gladly share the front row and consume those ugly dark beers for someone who like beers with too many hops or none at all.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2021 10:31 PM (gtatv)

94 Whelp, time to start wandering toward bed.  Nite y'all.  Be cool and have a pleasant evening.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2021 10:32 PM (MVjcR)

95 Anyone ever heard the infamous "Tape of Only Linda McCartney"?
It's not Yoko painful, but it's still painful.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2021 10:32 PM (vuisn)

96 First concert... Boston at the Capital Center, Landover MD 1978. Posted by:Martini Farmerat April 17, 2021 10:20
i think I saw Boston on that tour at ISU in Normal. They were just getting big.

Posted by: Farmer at April 17, 2021 10:32 PM (55Qr6)

97 Good night, all. 


May eliminating social distancing be ... fun.  I'm going to sniff my wife's hair like a Biden.




Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 17, 2021 10:32 PM (u82oZ)

98 First concert: Iron Maiden at the Long Beach Arena. Forget the year.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 17, 2021 10:32 PM (vaVoJ)

99 Beckoning chasm, if you’re here, your animation is amazing.I have no idea what it means or how you do it but it’s great to look at 

Posted by: LASue at April 17, 2021 10:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

100 First concert was Robin Trower in 1975.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2021 10:32 PM (FVrDO)

101 Evening morons! Just got home from the movie, put on my jammies and thought I'd check in.
Love the joke!

Posted by: jewells45 is having a sale! at April 17, 2021 10:33 PM (nxdel)

102 Yes, but Texas ice houses show good sense. I've seen drive through package stores.  How about beer depots? 

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 10:33 PM (8s6Nt)

103 The other day,going through my collectibles, I found a pack of candy cigarettes. I wonder if ill get arrested? 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 10:33 PM (5SOal)

104 Holee crap. I remember all those things on that list!!!

Damn. I'm way older than dirt. I'm older than magma.

Oh and I'd like to see the follow up to the "bobcat" video.

Something doesn't sit right with me about it. It's hinky and I can't tell you exactly why. There's a couple things I think are off. But it's quite possible it could happen like that. I don't know where this was and that also would be a point to note.

I think the main thing is if you've ever fought an angry/scared cat you know that when you grab them they are like all claws and teeth. Yet he holds that cat  FROM THE FRONT (at least it look likes the front) and then tosses it. Most cats dig their claws in and they can't retract them if they get snagged. How did this guy get released from the claws.

Another thing is the color and the head. It looked more like a regular cat than a bobcat. Maybe the guy just thought it was one.

I won't be surprised if some info comes out that contradicts what people say it looks like  or what the guy said it looked like.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 10:33 PM (LS3oW)

105 Also, Dad did not allow me to see Black Sabbath in 1981 =/-
As I said, I kind of stopped even asking.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 17, 2021 10:33 PM (4l77G)

106 Anyone ever heard the infamous "Tape of Only Linda McCartney"? 
It's not Yoko painful, but it's still painful.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2021 10:32 PM (vuisn)

Yep really horrible. Even A worse singer than me 

Posted by: LASue at April 17, 2021 10:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

107 Drive thru beer barns were the shit. Way easier to use a fake ID. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2021 10:34 PM (G0bXQ)

108

First concert 

1971, Claudio Abbado conducting the Philadelphia Orchestra. Mozart's 40th Symphony and Stravinsky's Rite of Spring were on the program.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2021 10:34 PM (mht8P)

109
I will gladly share the front row and consume those ugly dark beers for someone who like beers with too many hops or none at all.



I will drink with you my friend! When the guys around the bar start going off about all these extra hoppy IPAs I think poorly of them and want to pull their man-buns. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2021 10:34 PM (Rvt88)

110
First Concert  Blood, Sweat, and Tears @ Merriweather Post Pavilion. 
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 17, 2021 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

Have seen many shows there. Spent many humid summer nights on the lawn - partaking of various beverages and other unmentionables.

Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2021 10:34 PM (mZUr4)

111 The great War On Drugs has gone as well as the War On Poverty, the War on Terrorism, and now the War On Racism. The WOD corrupted the police, the WOP corrupted the family, WOT corrupted our military and now WOR is corrupting our society. 

We need to start ending these endless wars.













Posted by: Eat the Eloi at April 17, 2021 10:34 PM (V3EEC)

112 32
To truly date yourself, name the first concert you ever attended.

they might be giants at the fairground pavilion in salt lake city.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 17, 2021 10:34 PM (5br8a)

113 I AM IRON MAN

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 10:34 PM (fLVm1)

114 Rabbit ears.  TV dinners in that lovely foil pan, with the cooked chocolate pudding.  UHF on the dial.  Levi's 501's.  American Motors Corporation.  Skylab.  Testor's glue.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2021 10:35 PM (3H9h1)

115 Linda McCartney certainly married well.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:35 PM (oUcR5)

116 First concert was either Boston or Kiss at the Metra in Billings 1977. Both were in town that year and Bachmann Turner Overdrive too.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 17, 2021 10:35 PM (GIu18)

117 Long Beach Arena? I remember it well. Saw Van Halen open for Santana circa 1978.  I think that's where Carlos lost his hair and his chops.  Jaws dropped. 

Posted by: chango lot at April 17, 2021 10:35 PM (g741k)

118 Blue light specials.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:35 PM (oUcR5)

119 I not only got all the items on that quiz, I got them with no effort. Sigh! 

I wonder how many of the items are still out there.

Posted by: JTB at April 17, 2021 10:37 PM (7EjX1)

120
Quadrophonic sound, the next wave of recording! On RCA Dynoflex LPs!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2021 10:37 PM (mht8P)

121 I saw Foghat in concert in 1977. 

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:37 PM (oUcR5)

122
I won't be surprised if some info comes out that contradicts what people say it looks like or what the guy said it looked like.

Posted by:Jakee308


There was a follow up. He shot the bobcat and took it to be checked.

He and his wife are now getting rabies shots.

P.S.

I have given the injections... according to my victims the medicine hurts a lot.


Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2021 10:37 PM (gtatv)

123 O.T.D. - everything except no experience with # 8 and # 10. 
Drove cars with dimmer switch on floor.  Had an extensive set of road maps from service stations in vehicle. Thought TANG was the bomb, but not because astronauts drank it. Assisted with a paper route (walked or biked).  Served as crossing guard (Safety Patrol) in fifth and sixth grades.  Hockey sticks with hooked blades were new and cool. 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2021 10:38 PM (jN9H6)

124 @ chango lot: Add Wolfman Jack to the list!!

Posted by: Theseus at April 17, 2021 10:38 PM (XsYOv)

125 i'll be damned...

and Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated at April 17, 2021 10:38 PM (/KPPD)

126 Nehru jackets. AM (only) radios. And gas pumps with the little orange balls in a glass cup on the sides that spun when gas was being dispensed.  I think those were at Esso stations. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2021 10:38 PM (Rvt88)

127 Robin Trower, damn, a missed opportunity. I think he's still touring ? 

Posted by: chango lot at April 17, 2021 10:38 PM (g741k)

128 But, on the plus side, my wife tells me I have the maturity of a 13 yr old boy - so there's that! Posted by:Tonypeteat April 17, 2021 10:24
LMAO, that sounds like my wife! 40 yrs in June.

Posted by: Farmer at April 17, 2021 10:38 PM (55Qr6)

129 Schwinn bicycles.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:38 PM (oUcR5)

130 First concert -- as a young Doof, went with the family to see Shaun Cassidy in the late 70s. Was either the Capital Centre or Baltimore Civic Center.
First "real" concert -- Judas Priest 1984 Defenders of the Faith tour. Baltimore Civic Center. 

Posted by: Doof at April 17, 2021 10:38 PM (mZUr4)

131 I did remember more than 4 but less than 17. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2021 10:38 PM (2DOZq)

132 Elton John with Kiki Dee 

Posted by: LASue at April 17, 2021 10:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

133 I called nood in the movie thread, but you bastards were already here! 
Thanks for the ONT. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2021 10:39 PM (lmikk)

134 114
Rabbit ears. TV dinners in that lovely foil pan, with the cooked chocolate pudding. UHF on the dial. Levi's 501's. American Motors Corporation. Skylab. Testor's glue.

movies starting with the national anthem. that german channel that would save up the commercials and play them all in an hour block in the evening. model airplanes in plastic baggies for a dime at the px. school busses were olive drab, like everything else.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 17, 2021 10:39 PM (5br8a)

135 Free dinner plate with every fill-up

Blue Chip Stamps

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 10:39 PM (fLVm1)

136 Didn't anybody go see Ferlin Husky?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:39 PM (oUcR5)

137 I have a set of golf clubs my dad got with Green Stamps circa 1960. I may have the only persimmon head driver left on the eastern seaboard.

Posted by: JTB at April 17, 2021 10:40 PM (7EjX1)

138
want to pull their man-buns.

Posted by:Tonypete 


I'll gladly drink with you; but, you can handle the man-buns... I don't want to exposed to anything hiding in them.


Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2021 10:40 PM (gtatv)

139 In 1967 my dad resurrected an old floor model Zenith radio.  It received AM, some FM, shortwave and such.  It opened my world as I could listen to programs from around the world. Favorites were Radio Prague, Radio Netherlands, also the state station of Switzerland and South Africa.  I signed up for all the free stuff they'd send.  Prague and Moscow probably started my FBI file. 

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 10:40 PM (8s6Nt)

140 Grand Funk Railroad, Mobile AL, around 1973 or so. I had seen the Doobie Brothers a couple of times playing at a local bar prior to GFR; underage drinking may have been involved.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 17, 2021 10:40 PM (F0YaR)

141 123:  Safety Patrol!  

Posted by: LASue at April 17, 2021 10:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

142 Def  Leppard opening for Billy Squier, 82 or 83.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2021 10:40 PM (vuisn)

143 Oh and Cheap Trick in 1979 in Kissimmee Fla.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 10:40 PM (LS3oW)

144
First concert was either Boston or Kiss at the Metra in Billings 1977. Both were in town that year and Bachmann Turner Overdrive too.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 17, 2021 10:35 PM (GIu1


Huh. Buddy saw Kiss and Boston there, but not BTO. As I mentioned, Dad said nuh-uh. We lived in Cody at the time. he also saw Kansas, Rush, Ted Nugent, Black Sabbath and a few others.
In later years I saw Aerosmith (Get a Grip), not bad; and Scorpions (they sucked bad) at the Metra.

BTW, the pork sammich at Fiddler's Green was really good. And yuge. that and a pint of Guinness had me heading back to my folks' house for a nap.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 17, 2021 10:41 PM (4l77G)

145 Probably got 12 out of 17 in my life. 
Another would be cig machines in every bar, bus stop, and rest stop. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2021 10:41 PM (G0bXQ)

146 "Didn't anybody go see Ferlin Husky?"

Didn't he open for Slim Whitman?

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2021 10:42 PM (4thlk)

147 The Drifters. The Supremes was the warm up group. Probably others before. Sam the Sham and the Pharoes?

Posted by: Javems at April 17, 2021 10:42 PM (8SSHh)

148 I'm so old I remember my grampa taking me outside one night to watch Telstar make a pass over our heads. It was very cool. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2021 10:42 PM (Rvt88)

149 You can still find Blackjack chewing gum. I've seen it and it's fresh.

Haven't seen any Teaberry tho.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 10:42 PM (LS3oW)

150 To truly date yourself, name the first concert you ever attended.
The Doobie Brothers.  I don't remember the year.  Mid 70's??  First time I'd ever been exposed to weed.  No, I didn't smoke it.  I didn't need to.  Just being there I think I got high from everyone else smoking.

Posted by: jewells45 is having a sale! at April 17, 2021 10:42 PM (nxdel)

151 1977
The Beach Boys Madison Square Garden

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2021 10:42 PM (Q9lwr)

152 141
123: Safety Patrol!

i've still got my schuelerlotsendienst badge from 7th grade squirrelled away somewhere...

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 17, 2021 10:42 PM (5br8a)

153 Gas station attendants checking your oil and cleaning your windows with a chamois then wringing out the chamois in the manual rollers.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 17, 2021 10:43 PM (GIu18)

154
Haven't seen any Teaberry tho.
Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 10:42 PM (LS3oW)

You can get it from Vermont Country Store.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2021 10:43 PM (mht8P)

155 Levi's 501's. 

Posted by:Comrade Anachronda

---

Actual rivits on the Levi jeans.

Ford motor company talked Levi's into deleting them because they scratched the car paint (I think it was Ford Mustang paint).


Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2021 10:43 PM (gtatv)

156 146 "Didn't anybody go see Ferlin Husky?" Didn't he open for Slim Whitman?Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2021 10:42 PM (4thlk)


Zamfir and his damn pan flute ended his career.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 10:43 PM (fLVm1)

157 I remember the switch from BW TV to color TV. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2021 10:44 PM (G0bXQ)

158 I remember eight of the things from the older then dirt quiz. 

Posted by: Big V at April 17, 2021 10:44 PM (6Pqz7)

159 "Check your oil for you?"

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2021 10:44 PM (ez/ed)

160 Cracker Barrel sells flavored drink in wax cola bottles. They also sell other vintage candies.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:44 PM (oUcR5)

161 "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
He reads her mind.  It's the only way.  She'll sure as hell never tell him.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at April 17, 2021 10:44 PM (qpX6U)

162 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2021 10:37 PM (gtatv)

was it really a bobcat?

I wondered if it was rabid. Cause that will mess animals up and they become very aggressive. Even mild and meek ones will attack.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 10:45 PM (LS3oW)

163 139
In 1967 my dad resurrected an old floor model Zenith radio. It received AM, some FM, shortwave and such. It opened my world as I could listen to programs from around the world. Favorites were Radio Prague, Radio Netherlands, also the state station of Switzerland and South Africa.

had a nice portable shortwave from radio shack. i attached a long antenna to a broomstick. i'd get my exercise by walking around town with my antenna over my shoulder listening to the shortwave. until mrs. chronda was using my radio while taking a bath and pulled it into the tub. it never worked right after that.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 17, 2021 10:45 PM (5br8a)

164 Evenin' Horde!
Went to two different Walmarts this evening.  Both had plywood up over the windows and doors, presumably in anticipation of the Chauvin verdict.  These Walmarts are quite a bit south of Minneapolis.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2021 10:45 PM (CAJOC)

165 My first concert was some one hit wonder group freshman year of college. I'm not proud of it. 

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2021 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

166 Does seeing Frankie Avalon doing dinner theater at Disney's Contemporary Resort count?
Or seeing José Feliciano on a float at Epcot?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2021 10:45 PM (vuisn)

167 Remember those multicolored plastic covers for black & white tv screens? So you could pretend to have color tv?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:45 PM (oUcR5)

168 First concert: John Mayall at DAR Hall in DC, circa 1973.  It was the era of his Jazz/Blues Fusion album.

Posted by: pep at April 17, 2021 10:45 PM (v16oJ)

169 "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"


When she doesn't stop him from trying.

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2021 10:45 PM (ez/ed)

170 $0.32  for a gallon of gas, in Cali even.  My 62 Impala would go for weeks on 5 bucks.  Guess the year. 

Posted by: chango lot at April 17, 2021 10:46 PM (g741k)

171 Re: Legalizing drugs. We have been battling the `war on drugs' since Nixon. Nothing has changed. Many millions of dollars have been wasted, to no avail. I for one believe it's a giant scam. No one is winning except the government. People who are inclined will find a way to get high. There has to be a better solution, but the government is not going to solve it.  

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 10:46 PM (5SOal)

172 Does seeing Frankie Avalon doing dinner theater at Disney's Contemporary Resort count? 
Or seeing José Feliciano on a float at Epcot?
------------
No and no.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 10:46 PM (fLVm1)

173 There was a department store in town that when you paid at the counter, the clerk would put your money and the sales ticket into a container and fire that baby upstairs to accounting in a pneumatic tube.  Then they'd return the container with your change. 

Similar to drive thru lanes at the bank. 

What's old is new again. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2021 10:46 PM (Rvt88)

174 What car did you learn to drive in? 1963 Pontiac Chieftain here.

Posted by: Javems at April 17, 2021 10:47 PM (8SSHh)

175 126
Nehru jackets. AM (only) radios. And gas pumps with the little orange balls in a glass cup on the sides that spun when gas was being dispensed. I think those were at Esso stations.

and esso stations.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 17, 2021 10:47 PM (5br8a)

176 Older Then Dirt Quiz
#18: Spelling lessons in school

Posted by: MW at April 17, 2021 10:47 PM (KXr4W)

177 was it really a bobcat?
According to the report it was a rabid bobcat.
--- And rivets are spelled with an E. DOH.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2021 10:47 PM (gtatv)

178
until mrs. chronda was using my radio while taking a bath and pulled it into the tub. it never worked right after that.



Which one - Mrs. Chronda or the radio? 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2021 10:48 PM (Rvt88)

179 Diagramming sentences.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:48 PM (oUcR5)

180 What car did you learn to drive in? 1963 Pontiac Chieftain here.
67 Malibu, three on the tree.  

Posted by: jewells45 is having a sale! at April 17, 2021 10:48 PM (nxdel)

181 Lunch counter in the Woolworths.

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2021 10:49 PM (ez/ed)

182 Older Then Dirt Quiz
I owned literally nothing with a chip in it.

Posted by: pep at April 17, 2021 10:49 PM (v16oJ)

183 Anachronda Crap, that's certainly no bueno for the radio or the Mrs.  The Zenith, one of my sisters beat me to it, is almost five feet tall and three wide.  Big circular dial which shows only the frequency range. Tuning took a light touch. 

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 10:49 PM (8s6Nt)

184 Engines you could service youself

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 10:49 PM (fLVm1)

185 There has to be a better solution, but the government is not going to solve it. Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 10:46 PM (5SOal)

Please to be naming a successful government solution?
Just one would be nice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 17, 2021 10:50 PM (hOUT3)

186 178
until mrs. chronda was using my radio while taking a bath and pulled it into the tub. it never worked right after that.

which one - Mrs. Chronda or the radio?

i'm gonna plead the fifth on that one.
 

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 17, 2021 10:50 PM (5br8a)

187 First car I ever bought was a used 1961 Bel Air 4 door. It had those flattened fins on the back. I paid $198 for it. Wish I still had it.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:50 PM (oUcR5)

188 Guessing most folks remember the first episodes of Sesame Street in 1969

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2021 10:50 PM (G0bXQ)

189
Crystal radios

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2021 10:50 PM (mht8P)

190 To truly date yourself, name the first concert you ever attended.


Hmmmm, I don't know if it was the *first* but I saw the Allman Brothers Band open for Rare Earth.  They were a really hard act to follow and Rare Earth failed miserably as expected.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 10:50 PM (y7DUB)

191 You know the expression "fuck around and find out"? This kid found out:
https://bit.ly/3dx4co9
Quite satisfying. Wish I could see the move.

Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2021 10:50 PM (JioHo)

192 Mail order monkeys and alligators.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 10:50 PM (fLVm1)

193 Foot operated high beams. 
Eight track. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2021 10:51 PM (G0bXQ)

194 Does seeing Frankie Avalon doing dinner theater at Disney's Contemporary Resort count? 
Or seeing José Feliciano on a float at Epcot?


Are you enjoying your life in The Villages? 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2021 10:51 PM (jN9H6)

195 Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2021 10:29 PM (YynYJ)

Edsel or a Plymouth. Valiant? I forget what model.

They were a trip.

Edsel had the buttons in the middle of the steering wheel.

Chrysler put there's on a rack on the dashboard.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 10:51 PM (LS3oW)

196 182 Older Then Dirt Quiz
I owned literally nothing with a chip in it.

Posted by: pep at April 17, 2021 10:49 PM (v16oJ)

--------------------------
Not even a bag of chips?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2021 10:51 PM (CAJOC)

197 I don't care how good Bezos is. He ain't getting my business anymore. 

Posted by: RobertM at April 17, 2021 10:51 PM (qWhQP)

198 sea horses from the back of comic books.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:51 PM (oUcR5)

199 189
Crystal radios

never lived close enough to civilization for one of those to be useful.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 17, 2021 10:51 PM (5br8a)

200 Leaded gas pumps and full service islands.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 17, 2021 10:51 PM (fpng3)

201 First concert: Jimi Hendrix, 1967, Columbus, Ohio.
Got all 17 on the quiz.

Posted by: Toad-O at April 17, 2021 10:51 PM (cct0t)

202 Mayall's Jazz Blues Fusion is certainly in my Top Twenty All Time list.

Posted by: klaftern at April 17, 2021 10:51 PM (RuIsu)

203 First concert:  Harry Chapin at Central Michigan in '75ish.  He came during a winter storm on one plane, his band, on another. They did not get there in time so he did the whole concert by himself.  Very cool and personal.

Posted by: shipoopi at April 17, 2021 10:52 PM (1mSXP)

204 Another thing is the color and the head. It looked more like a regular cat than a bobcat. Maybe the guy just thought it was one. 

I won't be surprised if some info comes out that contradicts what people say it looks like  or what the guy said it looked like. Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 10:33 PM (LS3oW)


I thought I saw someone here mention that they actually have the animal and it tested positive for rabies. 

Posted by: Buzzion at April 17, 2021 10:52 PM (nrjQd)

205 There was never a War on Drugs, they tried to have a war on dealing drugs. 

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2021 10:52 PM (4thlk)

206 Dave Mason acoustic Hofstra palyhouse

Posted by: vizzy at April 17, 2021 10:52 PM (R/9t3)

207 What car did you learn to drive in?

2 different ones... a 1975 Ford Torino Wagon and a 69 Chevelle.  Took the driver's exam in the wagon.  Aced the parallel parking, bitches.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2021 10:52 PM (3H9h1)

208 @164: "These Walmarts are quite a bit south of Minneapolis."

Prime destinations for widespread looting when everyone knows the near downtown metro area is saturated with law enforcement. Surreal amount of National Guard servicemen on foot patrol today. Makes me wonder if the powers that be are officially predicting something less than guilty on all charges.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 17, 2021 10:52 PM (+WWsf)

209 My first concert was Hall n Oates at Hara Arena in Dayton, OH. 

*** And for heaven sakes, were my husband and I the only couple that had a code phrase for "let's make love" tonight?

Posted by: Iris at April 17, 2021 10:52 PM (6lKe4)

210 To truly date yourself, name the first concert you ever attended.
Neil Diamond at the Tacoma Dome. 1982

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at April 17, 2021 10:53 PM (fpng3)

211 Whne I was a kid in Cody I could sometimes pick up KFI Los Angeles at night. Back when they played rock music.
Pretty cool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 17, 2021 10:53 PM (4l77G)

212 Mayall's Jazz Blues Fusion is certainly in my Top Twenty All Time list.
Ditto.

Posted by: pep at April 17, 2021 10:53 PM (v16oJ)

213 Thanks, ALH! I am taking three days off next week. I am so burned out. 
Tonypete, the JC Penny by my grandparents house in OKC still had yhe pneumatic tibe system. 

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2021 10:54 PM (YynYJ)

214 WolfMan Jack

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2021 10:54 PM (G0bXQ)

215 @188: "Guessing most folks remember the first episodes of Sesame Street in 1969"

Remembering anything pre-Elmo is a win in my book.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 17, 2021 10:54 PM (+WWsf)

216
And for heaven sakes, were my husband and I the only couple that had a code phrase for "let's make love" tonight?


"Brace yourself Kathrine!" seems to work out pretty well.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2021 10:54 PM (Rvt88)

217 "What car did you learn to drive in?"

'61 Rambler Ambassador station wagon, 327ci, in-dash push button automatic.

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2021 10:54 PM (ez/ed)

218 I got most of the older than dirt quiz. The Howdy Doody, newsreels, pf fliers,  and Pea shooters were before my time, I think they are a decade before the rest went away. We still have a local place that sells candy cigs.   The cancel culture will never go after them because they have been there forever and really, no one cares what the net thinks as far as I know.

Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2021 10:55 PM (fjS2+)

219 I miss him, bros. Why did Britney kill him with sex viruses?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 17, 2021 10:55 PM (/6mVr)

220 I learned to drive on a 64 Mustang convertible with 4 speed manual transmission.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:55 PM (oUcR5)

221 Calculator? I don't need no stinkin calculator. I learned to use a slip-stick because the instructor said the test was nationally standardized and he didn't know if calculators were allowed.
I was the only one that had a slide-rule (Dad's Perkin-Elmer) and the instructor didn't want to skew the curve so he let us all use the calculators we had been using the entire semester.  

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2021 10:55 PM (gtatv)

222 First concert was Duke Ellington at he Newport Jazz Festival in the late 50s. My folks decided it was time. My brother and sister had a baby sitter. It was a rite of passage for the family.
The first concert for my generation's music was a Beatles concert in Foxboro. It was so long ago they still wore ties and jackets on stage. Can't say I heard much because the F'ing teenyboppers were screaming their almost pubescent lungs out. I've been a fan of contaltos ever since.

Posted by: JTB at April 17, 2021 10:55 PM (7EjX1)

223 Learned to drive in a 72 Chevy Impala, the car is basically a land boat.
If you can drive that car you could drive any car.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2021 10:55 PM (FVrDO)

224 Also, Dad did not allow me to see Black Sabbath in 1981 =/-
As I said, I kind of stopped even asking.

Posted by ug Mahon, in the Big Sky Countryat April 17, 2021 10:33

Heck, my Mom didn't want me to buy Superman comics, ca. 1965-66. WTF?

Posted by: Farmer at April 17, 2021 10:55 PM (55Qr6)

225 First car, can't say the make because it's one of those password recovery questions. But it was made in 1957 and had a push-button transmission.

Posted by: Toad-O at April 17, 2021 10:56 PM (cct0t)

226 S&H Green Stamps, Blue Chip Stamps, those I remember as a little kid.  Test patterns on TV, sure.  Ice cube trays with metal levers, oh yeah.  Ditto home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard covers.  Bottle Coke machines, barely, though I remember the yellow wooden "flat" of 24 bottles that my dad would take to the gas station to exchange for filled ones.  Machines with cans, of course - the steel cans, before aluminum, I think.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2021 10:56 PM (OTzUX)

227  t-bird, Thanks for the clip. There was something very pleasurable about seeing that kid scream like a girl.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2021 10:56 PM (+lVUW)

228
"Brace yourself Kathrine!" seems to work out pretty well.

Posted by:Tonypeteat April 17, 2021 10:54 PM (Rvt8


Which is akin to "Hey, you, come over here"

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 10:56 PM (oUcR5)

229
I thought I saw someone here mention that they actually have the animal and it tested positive for rabies. 

Little bugger stayed up all night studying for it, too! 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2021 10:57 PM (jN9H6)

230 What car did you learn to drive in? 1963 Pontiac Chieftain here.

67 Plymouth Belvedere.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 10:57 PM (y7DUB)

231 First concert was Widespread Panic live at the SAE House in 91 or 92. I was in middle school. 

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 17, 2021 10:57 PM (/6mVr)

232 Having your parents get you up at some God forsaken hour to watch the moon landing live... in grainy black and white.  Narrated by Walter Cronkite, that piece of shit.*

*I didn't know that at the time, but felt it was relevant to my experience as I remember it now.  It's my truth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2021 10:57 PM (3H9h1)

233
The Toronto Maple Leafs winning the Stanley Cup

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2021 10:58 PM (mht8P)

234
Please to be naming a successful government solution?
Just one would be nice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 17, 2021 10:50 PM (hOUT3)

Smokey The Bear PSAs -- Only YOU can prevent forest fires. Probably did more good than harm.

After that, I'm all out of examples.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 17, 2021 10:58 PM (F0YaR)

235

Hidden click: Dick Clark still looked kinda young back in 1987.

Older than dirt: 4 or more? Hahaha. That can't be "old stuff" because I remember, every item on the list, quite well. Greasy Butch Wax for that "flip" on the front of an otherwise very short haircut. Helping Mom paste S&H stamps into the booklets. When BrotherL moved to the Missouri forest, all he could get was a party line. He hated it, and raged at the woman who always listened in.

Ace Open Blog, wondering why you can't just use MH nic now. Well, Pixy will be fixing things soon, so it's moot I guess.

Thanks for the ONTertainment.

Posted by: mindful webworker and the threads of overnight at April 17, 2021 10:58 PM (X15H5)

236 218I got most of the older than dirt quiz. The Howdy Doody, newsreels, pf fliers, and Pea shooters were before my time, I think they are a decade before the rest went away. We still have a local place that sells candy cigs. The cancel culture will never go after them because they have been there forever and really, no one cares what the net thinks as far as I know.

Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2021 10:55 PM (fjS2+)

--------------------------
There's a candy shop in the Mall of America that sells candy cigarettes.  There's also a huge candy store that carries a lot of candy from yesteryear.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2021 10:58 PM (CAJOC)

237 "Makes me wonder if the powers that be are officially predicting something less than guilty on all charges. 

Posted by: Walter Freeman"

I think there's a good chance they'll riot even if there is a guilty version. They just want an excuse to riot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2021 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

238 185
The government has never solved anything- it only makes things worse. The so called 'war on drugs' has been going on for 60 plus years. The government makes tons of money from it, and still, people are dying from drugs every day. Where is the upside for anyone except the government? I sure don't know what the answer is, but the government surely doesn't have it.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 10:58 PM (5SOal)

239 lotta young folk here tonight.

Posted by: chango lot at April 17, 2021 10:58 PM (g741k)

240 226
Bottle Coke machines, barely, though I remember the yellow wooden "flat" of 24 bottles that my dad would take to the gas station to exchange for filled ones.

in italy, we'd buy coke in flats delivered by a fellow who drove around in a little three-wheeler piaggio thingie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piaggio_Ape

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 17, 2021 10:59 PM (5br8a)

241 Yay! had one nice sunny day here in southern MT. Gonna get cold and yucky again.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 17, 2021 10:59 PM (4l77G)

242 19 -- He grateful for only remembering eleven on the Older Than Dirt Quiz; I scored sixteen. Only one I missed was the Butch Wax. Can someone explain, please? There's only one thing I can think of.

Posted by: Sabin at April 17, 2021 10:59 PM (efX5n)

243 I have a set of golf clubs my dad got with Green Stamps circa 1960. I may have the only persimmon head driver left on the eastern seaboard.

Posted by:JTBat April 17, 2021 10:40

My Mom did green stamps, think she got silverware, maybe a lamp also.

Posted by: Farmer at April 17, 2021 10:59 PM (55Qr6)

244 1967 ford galaxie 500. Man I loved that car. Sister #3 totaled it a few years later. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2021 10:59 PM (Rvt88)

245 @233: "The Toronto Maple Leafs winning the Stanley Cup" 

*chuckles*

(At least the St. Louis Blues got off the schneid.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 17, 2021 10:59 PM (+WWsf)

246

I think there's a good chance they'll riot even if there is a guilty version. They just want an excuse to riot.

Posted by:nerdygirlat April 17, 2021 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

Stimulus money is spent.


Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 11:00 PM (oUcR5)

247
"Captain Kangaroo", followed by "I Love Lucy" re-runs on weekday mornings. 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2021 11:00 PM (jN9H6)

248 What car did you learn to drive in? 1963 Pontiac Chieftain here.

Green 1972 Datsun 510 with a roadster clutch.  It was my brother Loco's car.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 17, 2021 11:00 PM (SchxB)

249 Learned in a Ford LTD. Almost didn't pass driver's ed--we still had to parallel park to pass. 

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 17, 2021 11:00 PM (uFOGo)

250  First concert was Gene Pitney at Geauga Lake Park, OH in 1968

Posted by: Mike Rodin at April 17, 2021 11:00 PM (dI+0s)

251 249 Learned in a Ford LTD. Almost didn't pass driver's ed--we still had to parallel park to pass. 

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 17, 2021 11:00 PM (uFOGo

Major cop car. 

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2021 11:01 PM (G0bXQ)

252 Switches on the floor for the hi beams aren't that old. 89 ranger had them.

Pf Flyers were sneakers.  Butchwax for making the edges of a short hair cut stand up. (called a Butch.)

Or if you had the sides long to make a D.A. (who remembers that)

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 11:01 PM (LS3oW)

253 Test patterns not so much. Last show at maybe 1 or 2 am followed by Star Spangled Banner or High Flight (I think that was when we lived near Ft Rucker) and then...static. 

Posted by: blaster at April 17, 2021 11:02 PM (Ef23Y)

254 Learned to drive an old Plymouth station wagon ('77ish), automatic. Stick, Dad's '73 Ford, two wheel drive, four on the floor. this was in 1983.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 17, 2021 11:02 PM (4l77G)

255 Only one I missed was the Butch Wax. Can someone explain, please? There's only one thing I can think of.
---------
It made the crew cut stand up real good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 11:02 PM (fLVm1)

256 Learned to drive in a 72 Chevy Impala, the car is basically a land boat. 
If you can drive that car you could drive any car.


My buds and I worked on Chevys from 55 through 57.  After that they became barges and you were better off with Novas or Chevelles.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 11:02 PM (y7DUB)

257 My Grandpa set the dash on fire in his LTD by having too many cigarette butts in the ashtray when he put the last one out. He smoked Camels.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (oUcR5)

258 The Stanley Cup being over before summer.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (OTzUX)

259 I saw Elvis at the Lake Charles Civic Center in 1975 when I was 14 years old. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (2DOZq)

260 My Dad had a 46 Ford pickup he taught us to drive in, we must have been around 12. Still had a local dump that was only open on Wednesdays and Saturdays. Our job was to load up the garbage in the truck and take it to the dump. I'm sure the truck licence wasn't current either. I thought it was the greatest thing ever then I realized my Dad was just like every adult, he didn't taking out the trash either.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (4thlk)

261 Shari Lewis and Lambchop

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (fLVm1)

262
The Coke bottles used to have on them the city where the bottle came from.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (mht8P)

263 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics
https://tinyurl.com/yw2nxekm
https://tinyurl.com/374pnzuj
https://tinyurl.com/cru3jaj3
https://tinyurl.com/f6659ayz
https://tinyurl.com/yp23buaj

Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (qAR6u)

264 Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 10:58 PM (5SOal)
You got that right!

Posted by: jewells45 is having a sale! at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (nxdel)

265 Test patterns were more of an early morning thing. 

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (jN9H6)

266 Never noticed if the cops drove it or not. All I remember is that it was huge and hard to maneuver PARTICULARLY trying to parallel park. 

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (uFOGo)

267 >> 231First concert was Widespread Panic live at the SAE House in 91 or 92. I was in middle school.

Posted by:Widespread Pepeat April 17, 2021 10:57 PM (/6mVr)


Schools' house rocks.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (vuisn)

268 If we didn't have the war on drugs Miami would be ruled by Colombia since Colombia would be ruled by Escobar and his successors. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2021 11:04 PM (2DOZq)

269 259 I saw Elvis at the Lake Charles Civic Center in 1975 when I was 14 years old. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (2DOZq)



I saw Elvis at CVS three weeks ago.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 11:04 PM (fLVm1)

270 Green stamps?  Raleigh coupons. 

Posted by: blaster at April 17, 2021 11:04 PM (Ef23Y)

271 There is a guy on Twitter telling Kirstie Alley that Bidennis doing a swell job and working hard every day. He also says that Trump spent a full year just playing golf. Then there's the guy saying Portland is just fine except they need to house more of the homeless. Some days, I can't believe the stupidity out there. 

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2021 11:05 PM (YynYJ)

272 Every little town had it's own bottling plant.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 11:05 PM (oUcR5)

273
Gonna get cold and yucky again.

Posted by ug Mahon

Water is wet, and the sun rises in the East.

You're in Montana in the Spring! 

My sister in White Fish says "Don't come in May we can get freezes.
Me: Okay June.

Sis: Nope we had a freeze last year in June.

Me: July? August?

Sis: Beginning of August will be okay.

Mrs. AZ D will not move to MT.


Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2021 11:06 PM (gtatv)

274 Ha!

Posted by: Miklos, liker of Official Saturday Night Jokes at April 17, 2021 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)

275 Was about to get out of the car, down at Broadway Pier, to tour yet another navy ship, when the radio carried the crackly audio, live, of "Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has landed".  With my father.  We probably were on 40-50 ships over the years.  

So I can add my own to the "old" list.

Touring US Navy ships almost every weekend because the Navy was still enormous, with the Cold War, and lots of WWII ships still in service.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2021 11:06 PM (OTzUX)

276 106 Anyone ever heard the infamous "Tape of Only Linda McCartney"? 
It's not Yoko painful, but it's still painful.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2021 10:32 PM (vuisn)

Yep really horrible. Even A worse singer than me 

Posted by: LASue at April 17, 2021 10:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

------------------------

Yep, I always figured she must have been awesome in the sack, cuz........

Posted by: Norman Spiny at April 17, 2021 11:06 PM (68uBc)

277 I learned to drive in a 1967 Fairlane Station Wagon when I was 12.  It also happened to become my first car at age 15. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2021 11:07 PM (2DOZq)

278 at Geauga Lake Park, OH


Geauga is one of those spooky abandoned amusement places now like so many others. So sad. 


I still remember the jingle of Chippewa Lake Park too. 

Some guy with a fake Indian accent - "Hav'em heap big time."  Couldn't get away with that shit today.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2021 11:07 PM (Rvt88)

279 Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2021 11:05 PM (YynYJ)
You just have to write those people off.  There just too far gone to ever try to reason with.  I see it everyday.  I used to get angry.  Now, I just laugh.


Posted by: jewells45 is having a sale! at April 17, 2021 11:07 PM (nxdel)

280 My first vehicle was a Toyota Tacoma. Of course, I didn't learn to drive until I was 31...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 11:07 PM (5SOal)

281 @271
Slightly more than half the country are foreigners or insane maniacs so we are proper fucked.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2021 11:08 PM (FVrDO)

282 There is a guy on Twitter telling Kirstie Alley that Bidennis doing a swell job and working hard every day. He also says that Trump spent a full year just playing golf. Then there's the guy saying Portland is just fine except they need to house more of the homeless. Some days, I can't believe the stupidity out there.

The only good thing about Twitter was Trump used it as an end around the enemedia.  Other than that, lowlifes and cocksuckers.  In other words, Dorsey.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 11:08 PM (y7DUB)

283 17 for 17 on the Older Than Dirt Quiz.

I had to stop watching the Keanu Reeves movie "Replicas" about half way in. I just don't want to see the horrible nightmare that is about to hit Reeves' character, who is trying to clone his dead wife and three kids. 

It's a terrible movie and it shouldn't bother me that it is going to end so badly for the character. But it does. Maybe I'm just getting sentimental in my Older Than Dirt age.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 17, 2021 11:08 PM (i4vaF)

284 Teachers having second jobs (not second houses).

The most terrible fear for any student - the school contacting your parents.

(both sides of that equation seem to have vanished, entirely)

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2021 11:09 PM (OTzUX)

285 ugh.. "they're" not there. May be time for me to go to bed lol!

Posted by: jewells45 is having a sale! at April 17, 2021 11:09 PM (nxdel)

286 59 -- My grandmother had what you might call credit cards for every major department store in Philadelphia. They looked like dog tags and were placed in a gadget that imprinted her name and address onto a two piece sales receipt. She didn't have to carry anything home because the department store delivered it to her house.

Posted by: Sabin at April 17, 2021 11:09 PM (efX5n)

287 I saw Elvis at CVS three weeks ago.

Posted by: Cicero

At the Yeti Hair Solutions display.

Posted by: Mojo Miklos witha Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker-Elvis is everywhere at April 17, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

288 I saw Insane Maniacs open for Foreigner at The Fonda in '86.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 11:09 PM (fLVm1)

289 Or when professional athletes had off-season second jobs!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 17, 2021 11:09 PM (+WWsf)

290 Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2021 11:03 PM (OTzUX)

The world series being over before November. November was when football season began.

Basketball over before March or there abouts. Then there was hockey (on tv. at school there wasn't much except wrestling or swimming)

In School they had to knock off one sport before the other could begin because a lot of the same guys were in multiple sports.

Track was also from School start or just before to about November. I did cross country.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 11:10 PM (LS3oW)

291 72 Plymouth Satellite wagon. A grand yacht, to be sure, but the front bench seat proved to be a plus when "entertaining."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2021 11:10 PM (vuisn)

292 I may be off on some of the months. It's been a long time since I was in high screwel.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 11:10 PM (LS3oW)

293 Miklos? You're actually here on a Saturday night? This changes everything! 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 11:10 PM (5SOal)

294 Cruising the Loop.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 11:11 PM (oUcR5)

295 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey MisHum!

TJM, sorry I missed yet another of your film threads. I was really busy today cleaning out my closet, but on the up side I did a really good job. Now I can come out of my closet with pride!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)

296 Posted by: Sharkman at April 17, 2021 11:08 PM (i4vaF)
I warned you.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 17, 2021 11:11 PM (2DOZq)

297 Hell, I carry a Zippo to this day (I smoke Lucky Strikes and they deserve a proper lighter). 
OT: Earlier today someone posted a challenge to Muldoon to rhyme with the word "onomatopoeia". My dad was also a pediatrician with a thing for limericks, and some of it must have rubbed off on me. Muldoon, this one's for you:
With rhyming skills over the moon,  the wizardly Moron Muldoon,  took "Yeah? I wanna see ya rhyme 'onomatopoeia'" as a bet - which he won - and quite soon

Posted by: Cowboyneal at April 17, 2021 11:11 PM (U2zo0)

298 The Moody Blues with opener The Fixx, Muny Opera House in St. Louis outside in Forest Park. 
And evening, Horde!

Posted by: The_Hoser at April 17, 2021 11:11 PM (ioRP+)

299 Time to go read a bunch of funny abridged scripts at The Editing Room. If you've never been to the site, it's fantastic. Here's the hilarious Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring script:

https://www.the-editing-room.com/lotr.html

Posted by: Sharkman at April 17, 2021 11:11 PM (i4vaF)

300 I sincerely want to move back to MT. Snow in June, snow in August. No biggie. I never liked hot muggy weather.
Problem is talking the missus into it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 17, 2021 11:11 PM (4l77G)

301 Teachers having second jobs (not second houses).

When I worked summers for the B&O, there were teachers trying to make ends meet during down time.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 11:11 PM (y7DUB)

302 Walking through the suburban neighborhood surrounding my junior high with a buddy, carrying a Springfield rifle, on the way to go shoot in the nearby quarry.  Nobody noticing or caring.

The guys at the quarry barely looking up as they said to us "stay in the back".  

And this was not a rural area or small town.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2021 11:13 PM (OTzUX)

303 Geauga Lake Park, OH


Geauga is one of those spooky abandoned amusement places now like so many others. So sad. 

Posted by: Tonypete

Geauga outta heres!

Posted by: Miklos with fake Cleveland accent at April 17, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

304 I warned you. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth



Indeed. But did I listen?

Noooooooo!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 17, 2021 11:13 PM (i4vaF)

305 Hookers having hearts of gold.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 11:13 PM (fLVm1)

306 Aargh... I don't know if it's possible, but could one of the cobs please reformat my previous post so the limerick actually looks like one? 

Posted by: Cowboyneal at April 17, 2021 11:13 PM (U2zo0)

307 In before the dumbass troll.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2021 11:15 PM (pAjZN)

308 I thought I was safe...

Posted by: Elmo Doll at April 17, 2021 11:15 PM (W4eKo)

309 You're actually here on a Saturday night? This changes everything! 

Posted by: COMountainMarie

It's Sunday in Budapest.

Posted by: multi-zonal Miklos at April 17, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

310 You know that story in South Carolina about the evil white man confronting the innocent black man in his neighborhood? In the 6th paragraph, The Washington Post says "the young man is accused of earlier assaults." Also tried to kidnap a baby. White guy is Army 1st Sgt. His command threw him under the bus, local cops called him a bully and refused to show up to his house for 8hours when BLM showed up to protest, DOJ investaging him for 'hate crime'

Posted by: war at April 17, 2021 11:15 PM (9lcMN)

311 First decent act I saw live was either George Thorogood or Roy Orbison in 1982. I probably seen some name people playing the local fair before that but I would call that going to see someone play.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2021 11:15 PM (4thlk)

312 TJM, sorry I missed yet another of your film threads. I was really busy today cleaning out my closet, but on the up side I did a really good job. Now I can come out of my closet with pride! Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2021 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)


You're docked two hours. If it happens again, don't bother showing up at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 11:16 PM (fLVm1)

313 I became a connoisseur of Saturday night bull fighting back in the early '60s. UHF or VHF (can't remember which) showed up in the Philadelphia area. After the Big Three signed off for the night, the bull fights from Mexico City on UHF were the only thing left to watch. 

Posted by: Sabin at April 17, 2021 11:16 PM (efX5n)

314 Noooooooo!

Posted by: Sharkman 

I read that in a Mr. Bill voice

Posted by: claymation Miklos at April 17, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

315 Geauga Lake Park, OH


Geauga is one of those spooky abandoned amusement places now like so many others. So sad.


People living in Mantua must have been miserable during the summer as the park traffic clogged that dinky "major road".

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 11:16 PM (y7DUB)

316
Foot operated high beams. Eight track.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 17, 2021 10:51 PM (G0bXQ)


For brights, I seem to remember a big metal button you push into the floor. And then pop again to turn off. I was driving some rental in Scottland about 15 years ago where you could adjust the angle of your lights, up high to piss everyone off or down so low they didn't do any good. Kind of a strange option.

I had a home 8 track player and my first car which was an orange 77 nova had a pioneer 8 track in it from the previous owner. I remember cassette tapes coming out and thinking well this is a step back. Some cassette players got fancy though and would do a search for the next track. But by then CDs were already the big thing. Metal tapes were also late in the game.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 17, 2021 11:17 PM (q82Ic)

317 Posted by:Cowboyneal

And now I'm having Slashdot flashbacks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 17, 2021 11:17 PM (SchxB)

318 They weren't being made when I was a kid but a lot of houses still had console radios that listed the few commercial stations available. They had push buttons for those stations. As long as the tubes were for sale, those sets could last forever. Speaking of which, how about tube testers in stores? And there were a few wind up Victolas around.

Buster Brown leather shoes for playing because sneakers were only for indoor gym classes.


Then there was the family going to the drive-in theater in the station wagon. We played in our PJs in the play area in front of the screen until the newsreel and cartoon started. The sound (which was terrible) came from a speaker that hung on the driver side window. I don't think I ever made it to the second feature. My siblings and I fell asleep on the plastic mattress in the far back of the wagon. That mattress, even though clean, always smelled a bit like puke but not enough to keep us awake. 

Posted by: JTB at April 17, 2021 11:18 PM (7EjX1)

319  To truly date yourself, name the first concert you ever attended.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair




Pure Prairie League at the Lane County Fair in Eugene, Oregon, August 16, 1977. I was 14. 

Walked out after the concert and heard that Elvis' bloated corpse had been found.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 17, 2021 11:18 PM (i4vaF)

320 I learned to drive in a Ford F-100, 1959, baby blue with the bench seat and no radio. That lovely metal dash board that would kill you in an accident. And shifting meant throwing the lever a good foot one way or the other. Then I practiced in a 1964 Ford Falcon station wagon, three on a tree. Felt just like a queen driving that thing, all red interior and chrome everywhere. No power steering, no power anything, but boy did I style in that boat.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Jail to the Thief at April 17, 2021 11:18 PM (4LwIn)

321 I thought I was safe...

Posted by: Elmo Doll


We hate you

Even we hate you

Posted by: Beanie Babies at April 17, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

322 Walked out after the concert and heard that Elvis' bloated corpse had been found.
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That's what they wanted you to believe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 11:19 PM (fLVm1)

323 Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 17, 2021 11:11 PM (oUcR5)

Cruisin' Sunset Blvd.

Just like American Graffiti except in Hollywood.

Jam packed bumper to bumper for miles.

Ride to west hollywood then turn around. start back at sunset and vine Or the Aquarius Theater cause there was a gas station on that corner next you could fill up and turn around. I used to work in that gas station. Lived around the corner. Also delivered the LA Times.

I had an efficiency apartment with a murphy bed cost me $70 a week. 

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 11:20 PM (LS3oW)

324 My Grandmother had a Dr Pepper machine on her front porch.  It dispensed tiny, 6 OZ bottles of Dr Pepper.  I never understood why she had it.

Posted by: Blutarski



She had it so you wouldn't forget how cool she was even if you lived a trillion years.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 17, 2021 11:20 PM (i4vaF)

325 First concert? Well, my friend and I hitchhiked up to Talkeetna for the bluegrass festival in 1976. We weren't legal to drive yet. There was probably more dope smoked at that little shindig than at any Dead concert, ever, and all of it home grown. It was...eye opening.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Jail to the Thief at April 17, 2021 11:20 PM (4LwIn)

326 >>>Geauga is one of those spooky abandoned amusementplaces now like so many others. So sad.


Reminds me of Jungle Habitat in North Jersey. They closed their drive-thru safari park and *supposedly* just let all the animals loose in the woods where many died.
Always felt bad for the animals.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2021 11:21 PM (vuisn)

327 Glad to see I failed the older-than-dirt quiz. I only remember three or four of those.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 17, 2021 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

328 Walked out after the concert and heard that Elvis' bloated corpse had been found.
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That's what they wanted you to believe.

Posted by: Cicero

*merely observes*

Posted by: the Rosicrucians at April 17, 2021 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)

329 I scored 13 on the 'older than dirt' quiz.

Posted by: RTW at April 17, 2021 11:21 PM (jJlJu)

330 Then I practiced in a 1964 Ford Falcon station wagon, three on a tree. Felt just like a queen driving that thing, all red interior and chrome everywhere. No power steering, no power anything, but boy did I style in that boat.


My buds and I hated all Fords but Falcons were the most underpowered pieces of shit I ever encountered.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 11:21 PM (y7DUB)

331 First concert... Boston at the Capital Center, Landover MD 1978.

Posted by: Martini Farmer




Oh, man, so I ever envy you. I saw them in 1997 when they were old and grey but still terrific.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 17, 2021 11:22 PM (i4vaF)

332 I had an efficiency apartment with a murphy bed cost me $70 a week. 

Posted by: Jakee308

I'm still big, it's the beds that got small.

Posted by: Norma Miklos-Desmond at April 17, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

333 @ChrisHrapsky; local NBC anchor and reporter: "We can now confirm that Minnesota has reached out to other states for law enforcement help. Ohio state troopers will be coming here and 'other law enforcement agencies' will be assigned to 'security missions at key state facilities' according to @MinnesotaOSN"

I'm starting to get a bad feeling about this. Never mind the four National Guard humvees, one troop carrier, and one local police cruiser, all idling on the street directly in front of my apartment parking lot tonight.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 17, 2021 11:23 PM (+WWsf)

334 24You've found me out. I'm older than dirt. I knew everything on that list and had used or seen all of them. I don't think preening and buffing my nails is called for.

Posted by:Winston GOPe not one dime, not one voteat April 17, 2021 10:14 PM (8s6Nt)

Mom just told me I watched Howdy Doody, but I don't remember that one. If you mark you lawn, I'll stay off it.

Heh, when I was a grade schooler, I lived 3 house down the street from the grandad of a classmate. Even he stayed off the old man's lawn! Yeah, guy was a fanatic. Postage stamp front lawn plus devil's strip. His grass was perfect! Every reference here to such brings back that memory.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, still drinking Wild Turkey Honey at April 17, 2021 11:23 PM (8C7+r)

335 Tanya Tucker at the Palomino Club around 1974-ish. I think we were both 15. I still have a boner....

Posted by: Norman Spiny at April 17, 2021 11:24 PM (68uBc)

336  I scored 13 on the 'older than dirt' quiz.

Posted by: RTW 

Out of 100?

Kewl

Posted by: Miklos, comprehending the slang languagings of the youths at April 17, 2021 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

337 Tanya Tucker at the Palomino Club around 1974-ish. I think we were both 15. I still have a boner....

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If you experience an erection lasting more than 45 years, consult with your doctor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 11:26 PM (fLVm1)

338 At my sister's memorial service, I recalled her trying to sell my mom on the idea of her hitchhiking from New Jersey to go to a concert in upstate New York.  1969.  Sis was all of 14 at the time.  
Yeah, mom said no, but offered to change her mind if  "Lee's" mom agreed to let her daughter go.  Mom knew that Lee's dad was an Essex County sheriff, so she was clearly stacking the deck.  Took a few years for mom and sis to reconcile after that one...
My first concert?  Might have been Renaissance at the Capitol Theater in Passaic, NJ.  Maybe Jethro Tull, same venue, dunno..I was busy shifting my own gears and flashing hi beams from the floor, while dropping a Sen-Sen before picking up my date.  You punks get off my lawn...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 17, 2021 11:27 PM (ZJ4XO)

339 My first car was a 1974 Plymouth Fury. Bought it from a neighbor for 400 bucks in 1980.  I don't know what it sold new for but that seems like it depreciated to almost nothing in six years.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2021 11:27 PM (4thlk)

340 I scored 8.  So, not too old.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 17, 2021 11:27 PM (hvMi8)

341 "Captain Kangaroo", followed by "I Love Lucy" re-runs on weekday mornings.

Posted by:Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)at April 17, 2021 11:00

Yes! Same memories. I was shocked to find that Capt K started the day before I was born. Don't know when we got a TV, but I grew up on this stuff.

Posted by: Farmer at April 17, 2021 11:27 PM (55Qr6)

342 Walter, that's ..... concerning.

I certainly hope the cop is acquitted on all counts, based on my understanding of the facts.  But the festivities may be unleashed anyway, without regard to the verdict, as you and others have noted.

Of course that zero price was paid by the buffoons in power in MN for the destruction last year is the key.  America spirals down, and at every step, the worst most guilty and destructive people are rewarded, and the best people punished.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 17, 2021 11:27 PM (OTzUX)

343 My first concert was nobody anyone would have heard of, since I was 13. Next one was Hot Tuna at 14. Then Janis Joplin...then it just got hazy after that...
And BTW, it's always good to see my pal Miklos, no matter the day in the world

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 11:27 PM (5SOal)

344 Got em all. I guess that means I'm old.
So it goes...

Posted by: ChrisP at April 17, 2021 11:27 PM (dacO6)

345
there were teachers trying to make ends meet during down time.

Posted by:Captain Hate

They still do that; but, they get arrested for doing it with their students now.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2021 11:27 PM (gtatv)

346 If you experience an erection lasting more than 45 years, consult with your doctor.

Posted by: Cicero 

yes. Oh yes.

Posted by: Dr. Tanya Tucker, born 1958 at April 17, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

347 DeWine is even dumber than I thought to send Ohio state highway people to help those stupid Minneapolis turds.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 11:28 PM (y7DUB)

348 Yeah. The Dems are letting BLM and Antifa go  do their thing for a couple reasons. One reason is that they want to be able to call a national emergency just like the one they called for the covid.

Only this one will have armed overseers with shoot to kill orders.

And then they will start rounding up people with guns because it's an emergency and they can't have people with guns under martial law.

Remember New Orleans? How the cops went around and seized peoples firearms? Yeah later the courts said it was illegal but that didn't help anybody.

That's when the rubber hits the road and we find out whether we're men/women  or slaves.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 11:28 PM (LS3oW)

349
You know that story in South Carolina about the evil white man confronting the innocent black man in his neighborhood? In the 6th paragraph, The Washington Post says "the young man is accused of earlier assaults." Also tried to kidnap a baby. 

The report on the incident I saw on TV made no mention of the assaults or kidnapping. Surprise Surprise.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2021 11:29 PM (63Dwl)

350 The gray boxes are a welcome sight, now if the captcha were to disappear the cake would be iced.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 17, 2021 11:29 PM (KATBx)

351 Tanya Tucker at the Palomino Club around 1974-ish. I think we were both 15. I still have a boner....

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If you experience an erection lasting more than 45 years, consult with your doctor.

Posted by: Cicero

yes, oh yes

Posted by: Dr. Tanya Tucker, born 1958 at April 17, 2021 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

352 Iron Mike Golf I mowed my yard today. Something that is mostly weeds and unidentifiable growths doesn't deserve the term lawn.  What I have is a thin layer of dust on top of gravel on top of 10,000 feet of basalt lava.  I live in an interesting place. 

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 11:30 PM (8s6Nt)

353 Martini Farmer - got you beat. Saw the Allman Brothers at the Capital Centre at the first concert there in 1974. Wondered how Boston could headline with only one album when I saw the ad for that show. Are you a P.G.  County boy/girl? Don’t tell me you are from Montgomery County.

Posted by: Cthillary at April 17, 2021 11:30 PM (FWn1L)

354 Learned to drive in a 69 Dodge 440.  Same car type they drove on Adam 12.   Engine was amazing but the body was so rusted I have to give it up in less then a year.

Posted by: Big V at April 17, 2021 11:30 PM (6Pqz7)

355 First concert...Pink Floyd, LA Sports Arena 1980

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at April 17, 2021 11:31 PM (alrWI)

356
@ChrisHrapsky; local NBC anchor and reporter: "We can now confirm that Minnesota has reached out to other states for law enforcement help. Ohio state troopers will be coming here and 'other law enforcement agencies' will be assigned to 'security missions at key state facilities' according to @MinnesotaOSN"

"We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded." -Barack Obama 2008

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2021 11:35 PM (63Dwl)

357 346
Good grief. A 45 year erection. Honestly, good for the gal who could keep up with THAT!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 11:35 PM (5SOal)

358 352Iron Mike Golf I mowed my yard today. Something that is mostly weeds and unidentifiable growths doesn't deserve the term lawn. What I have is a thin layer of dust on top of gravel on top of 10,000 feet of basalt lava. I live in an interesting place.

Posted by:Winston GOPe not one dime, not one voteat April 17, 2021 11:30 PM (8s6Nt)

I have a fine crop of dandelions coming up. A paucity of yard maintenance last your due to back surgery followed by COVID.

Am considering chemical warfare commencing tomorrow AM.

Or sleeping off bourbon.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, still drinking Wild Turkey Honey at April 17, 2021 11:36 PM (8C7+r)

359 We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded." -Barack Obama 2008
And as strong and manly as me.

Posted by: Bawack Owbamma at April 17, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

360

Am considering chemical warfare commencing tomorrow AM.


I've got a few anthills to kill.  Will be deploying a full suite of chemical weapons to accomplish the task.  OK, probably just some bug spray on their mounds.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 17, 2021 11:38 PM (SchxB)

361

Captain Hate.. yes, but one could option the 298 V-8 in the Falcon, and it would damn near get out of it's own way.

And given that the '64-1/2 Mustang was in essence just a re-skinned Falcon with a styilin' interior, it had the same straight six or 289 of it's Falcon progenitor.

Wasn't till the '67 Mustang (IIRC), that the engine bay grew large enough to contain the 351, and also (IIRC), it was Carrol Shelby who figured out how to shoehorn the 427 into the 'Stang.

It might be a restorative sin, but I'm hugely in favor of a strong resto-mods on 1st gen Mustangs.  Better suspension, better brakes, better cooling and 'lectronic fuel injection for the win.  All of the looks, few of the failings.  Just keep all the old parts to put "back as was" in case a collector's sale forces the issue.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2021 11:39 PM (QzJWU)

362 OK, probably just some bug spray on their mounds.
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That date is bound to end poorly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2021 11:40 PM (fLVm1)

363

Am considering chemical warfare commencing tomorrow AM.

Or sleeping off bourbon.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

The dandlions

have time

For Bourbon

One has time

Posted by: Miklos, noting that the current format is not haiku-friendly at April 17, 2021 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

364 That date is bound to end poorly.


They usually do.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 17, 2021 11:41 PM (SchxB)

365 174 What car did you learn to drive in? 1963 Pontiac Chieftain here.
Posted by: Javems at April 17, 2021 10:47 PM (8SSHh)


1954 Chevrolet 3100. Bought it for $215, in 1978. Sold it for $4k in 2018. Got lucky in it ....

Posted by: BifBewalski - that's scary as fook at April 17, 2021 11:41 PM (VcFUs)

366 IMG I've been at war with this yard since I moved in 5+ years ago.  A large part of it was a dog run and was pounded into near concrete.  No outside water connections because the frost proof hydrants are iron and the water pipes are plastic.  Plus, digging that 4' deep trench to get to the pipes.  Sod is out. broadcasting seed is out, although the birds love it.  I am getting a bumper crop of Salsify though. 

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 11:41 PM (8s6Nt)

367 Best Concert I ever attended was The Smiling Assassins live at the Boulder Theater. It was a side project of Jo Jo Herman (WSP) along with the North Mississippi Allstars’ Cody and Luther Dickinson as well as Bloodkin’s Paul ‘Crumpy’ Edwards. Jo Jo is insanely talented, and I was blessed to see that live. Dude can do it all. Seriously, he killed every instrument he touched that night. North Mississippi AllStars are based af. Hell, John Bell is one of the best troubadours ever.  Schools is insanely talented Bass player. He could have picked any band to play bass for, hence, Government Mule.
J.J. Cale live is always a great intimate live show. 

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 17, 2021 11:42 PM (/6mVr)

368 BREAKING: 
Documents Released in Ghislaine Maxwell Case Show DOJ Knew Years Ago that Epstein Abused Girls "As Young as 12 But Younger the Better” But Did Nothing
Recently Opened Houston Shelter for 500 Teen Migrant Girls Abruptly Closed and Evacuated After Volunteer Dies Amid Literal Warehousing of Children
Gateway Pundit 

Posted by: Corner Stone at April 17, 2021 11:42 PM (wgsys)

369 I lived in an SRO on 23d Street for $75/week in NYC in the 80’s. What a dump, got visited by a homicide cop at four in the morning because a woman had been killed in the shower on our floor.

Posted by: Cthillary at April 17, 2021 11:42 PM (FWn1L)

370 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, still drinking Wild Turkey Honey at April 17, 2021 11:36 PM (8C7+r)

I can testify that Round up works a treat. Get the real stuff and it will keep all grass and weeds from growing for up to a year.

Not for the garden or any garden or lawn nearby via drainage.

Within a couple weeks you will have a brown lawn that doesn't grow. No watering or mowing needed.

Your HOA or your neighbors might get upset tho.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 11:43 PM (LS3oW)

371 Geez, Louise. Older than dirt except for Howdy Doody. Captain Kangaroo and Shari Lewis's Lamb Chop are my first memories of kid shows. Still have & occasionally ride my second-hand 26-inch Western Flyer.  Funny thing is, when I first discovered AOS, circa 2008, I was pretty sure the commenters were a bunch of young amateur comedians practicing their improv.  Would still think so if so many of y'all hadn't revealed yourselves! This is still my very favorite (and only) internet hangout. Love you all!

Posted by: EyeTest at April 17, 2021 11:43 PM (FkbB3)

372 I got every item on the list.  And I have at least two cars in the driveway with dimmer switches on the floor- the '67 Firebird and the '87 F350.  I haven't checked the '47 CJ2A.  But it has a starter switch on the floor, I know.

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at April 17, 2021 11:43 PM (HuH1F)

373 Does Crumpy still play with Bloodkin? Haven't seen em in years.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 17, 2021 11:43 PM (vuisn)

374 Blanco Look up on U tube the videos of people pouring molten aluminum into ant hills.  Some really remarkable sculptures are made.  Plus, especially if they're fire ants the die in a satisfying manner. 

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 11:43 PM (8s6Nt)

375 My grandmother had what you might call credit cards for every major department store in Philadelphia. They looked like dog tags and were placed in a gadget that imprinted her name and address onto a two piece sales receipt. She didn't have to carry anything home because the department store delivered it to her house.

Posted by:Sabinat April 17, 2021 11:09

Told this to Jules who grew in Chicago area. She remembers this, thinks they were called charge plates. Grandma and Mom had them. Places that offered them were the high end ones.

But Sam Drucker at the Junction was offering the earliest form of credit. Petticoat Junction...

Posted by: Farmer at April 17, 2021 11:44 PM (55Qr6)

376 I think the pushbutton auto was a Chrysler. It was on the dash. We were living in Turlock and the sand jammed up the cable. So my husband removed that part of the dash and put vise grips on the cable. You'd have to remember how many clicks it took to get you to drive. 
That was the last place I used a wringer washer too. 

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2021 11:44 PM (YynYJ)

377 First concert: Jimi, front row in my Sunday suit and tie (my mom made me dress up for going to the big city) April 1969, Houston. Chicago Transit Authority was the warm-up band

Posted by: RTW at April 17, 2021 11:44 PM (jJlJu)

378 Hot Tuna is one hell of a ride live. 

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 17, 2021 11:44 PM (/6mVr)

379

A test...

haiku haiku
haikuhaiku haiku
haiku haiku

Posted by: Zettai at April 17, 2021 11:45 PM (wqVX+)

380 Captain Hate.. yes, but one could option the 298 V-8 in the Falcon, and it would damn near get out of it's own way.


289s were nice but those 6 cylinder slugs just redefined uselessness.  Chevy had their share of underpowered turds too with obligatory tapping valves always needing adjustments.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 11:45 PM (y7DUB)

381 Within a couple weeks you will have a brown lawn that doesn't grow. No watering or mowing needed.

Some green spray paint can fix that color problem.  Won't make the dead grass any less flammable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 17, 2021 11:45 PM (SchxB)

382 1954 Chevrolet 3100. Bought it for $215, in 1978. Sold it for $4k in 2018. Got lucky in it ....

Posted by: BifBewalski


My parents had one. I remember putting my young eyes close to the rear floorboards  in the back and watching the road go by about a foot away, because it was rusted out.

Posted by: Miklos, could have lost any eye that way, but didn't at April 17, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)

383 Jakee308 I've used Round Up on the bind weed in the yard.  It likes that stuff. Tried vinegar and Dawn on it.  Maybe go with straight bleach this year.  

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 11:46 PM (8s6Nt)

384 I got all those answers in my lace hose ya botches !

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at April 17, 2021 11:47 PM (bTQ72)

385 Oh, and my first concert was a press junket in a small room at Universal Students for high school newspaper editors for the roll-out of an English dude named Elton John.  I opined that he'd never make it.  1971.

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at April 17, 2021 11:48 PM (HuH1F)

386 Blanco Look up on U tube the videos of people pouring molten aluminum into ant hills. Some really remarkable sculptures are made. Plus, especially if they're fire ants the die in a satisfying manner.

I've seen some of those.  I think by an "artist" in Australia.  The results are very interesting to look at.   All I need is a lot of empty beer cans and a small smelting plant to melt them down.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 17, 2021 11:49 PM (SchxB)

387 Oh. And they still make Schwins. They don't advertise as much.

If you're thinking of a single speed with Bendix brakes on the rear axle and no caliper brakes? They still make those too.

Expensive as all hell but they're a good piece of machinery. Last a long time. I had mine stolen.

It was a mountain bike with big tires and caliper brakes 18 speeds and it folded so it could be traveled with.

I think it was $400 in the early 90s.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 11:49 PM (LS3oW)

388 I think the pushbutton auto was a Chrysler. It was on the dash.

Chrysler, Plymouth and Dodge: all MoPar.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 11:49 PM (y7DUB)

389 367
Is the Boulder Theater still up and running? I attended many shows there; I just can't deal with Boulder anymore. It used to be a fun town- not so much anymore. Too many lefties who are way too full of themselves... 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 11:50 PM (5SOal)

390 Blanco The videos I watched were from GA mostly.  Pouring that hot stuff is an art form all on its own.  Spilling is not advised. 

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 11:52 PM (8s6Nt)

391 haiku haiku

Posted by: Zettai


Haiku, haiku

Jacomo fi-na-nay

Jacomo haiku ne

Haiku haiku a ne

Posted by: The Original Dixie Cups, feat. Miklos at April 17, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

392 386
All I need is a lot of empty beer cans and a small smelting plant to melt them down.

well, you can work on the first while you figure out the second.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 17, 2021 11:53 PM (5br8a)

393 Can we send DeWine to Minneapolis and keep the Highway Patrol here?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 11:53 PM (y7DUB)

394

Doesn't aluminium burn when it's molten?

Posted by: Zettai at April 17, 2021 11:53 PM (wqVX+)

395

Sadly, Schwinn has borne the Made in China decal on the seat post downtube, since at least 2003, if not before.

And now you know why the handlebar bell sounds: "chink!chink!"

/idenouncemyself

Galveston, TX
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2021 11:53 PM (QzJWU)

396 Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 11:46 PM (8s6Nt)

Yeah there's a couple types of weeds that don't react. Did you use the killer stuff or the control stuff. There's a difference in concentration.

Just apply it again till they don't come back. May take a couple applications.

It will do your lawn good. Mine (when I stopped doing it) came back much nicer than the way it used to be. Came back with a lot of clover. Lots of ground covering weeds of some kind but they didn't grow as fast as the old lawn which was a pain and why I killed the old lawn off. Got tired of mowing every other day. (had neighborhood restrictions on the height of the grass and I could not afford getting anyone on my case)

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 11:53 PM (LS3oW)

397 Blanco The videos I watched were from GA mostly. Pouring that hot stuff is an art form all on its own. Spilling is not advised.

Pretty sure that's true for any form of metal casting.  A little burns a long way if you miss the target.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 17, 2021 11:53 PM (SchxB)

398 Walter Freeman,
You should seriously leave town. Plan on a week. They will riot and burn regardless of the verdict. If he's convicted, they will just loot. It could get very very ugly and dangerous. 

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2021 11:54 PM (YynYJ)

399 DeWine sending state cops to MN is dumb.  Portland got so bad that the surrounding counties and cities cancelled their mutual aid agreements. Portland put so many restrictions on the cops during the mostly peacefu;l protests that no officers would go. 

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 11:56 PM (8s6Nt)

400 I take it the trial is over and it's with the jury?

I wouldn't want to be those folks for any amount of money. Unless they guaranteed me an armored car out and a private jet to my new home in another country.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 11:57 PM (LS3oW)

401 Happy Birthday, Nosothoreau! 

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair


  Seconded !

Posted by: Exile at April 17, 2021 11:57 PM (arJlL)

402 Doesn't aluminium burn when it's molten?

Not really.  There might be some surface flame as the stuff on the outside oxidizes, but it's not really burning like wood or plastic do.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 17, 2021 11:57 PM (SchxB)

403 Winston,
Try Crossbow. It's what works on blackberries. And with that advice, I'm out for the night. The dogs wake me up early Sundays. 

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2021 11:57 PM (YynYJ)

404 Doesn't aluminium burn when it's molten?

Posted by: Zettai


Molten +/- melted.

Posted by: late Nite Pedant, with 26 minutes of Free Life remaining at April 17, 2021 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

405

Who was it that recently proclaimed here:

"Good and hard, Minneapolis, good and hard!" ?

Posted by: Zettai at April 17, 2021 11:57 PM (wqVX+)

406 Doesn't aluminium burn when it's molten?

I don't think so.  It oxidizes at a low temperature but it doesn't weaken it like iron rusting.  You might be thinking of magnesium which burns really brightly when heated enough.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 17, 2021 11:58 PM (y7DUB)

407 I find Oscar the Grouch to be a better lay than Elmo.  Maybe it's all the cursing?

Posted by: Erebus- Ex-Killer Whale at April 17, 2021 11:58 PM (/1VCd)

408 To truly date yourself, name the first concert you ever attended. Posted by:ALH, Sister Golden Hair

Led Zeppelin. Rick Derringer was the middle act. New to the scene Judas Priest was the opener. Oakland Coliseum, 1977

Posted by: Al Bundy at April 17, 2021 11:58 PM (6H/55)

409 Watch youtube sometime and look for the factory manufacturing videos. I think it's China and Korea mostly.

You should see them pouring metal wearing sandals.

They have zero safety standards. Which is one reason their stuff is so cheap. A lot of it is made at home workshops.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 17, 2021 11:59 PM (LS3oW)

410 Who was it that recently proclaimed here:

"Good and hard, Minneapolis, good and hard!" ?

Posted by: Zettai 

zombie H.L. Mencken?

Posted by: Miklos hazards a guess at April 17, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

411 Coincidentally enough, I learned to drive in the '67 Firebird sitting in my driveway.

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at April 17, 2021 11:59 PM (HuH1F)

412 Jakee308 It was the eradication level Round Up.  This stuff is tough.  Almost as bad as the horse tails I had on the west side.  Napalm and agent orange won't work on those.

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 18, 2021 12:00 AM (8s6Nt)

413 Really want to go to bed but had to chime in.
First real concert, Jefferson Airplane 1968.  Followed by Jimi Hendrix, The Grateful Dead and The Who. And yes, I did lots of drugs. It was the late 60's after all. Amazing that I've lived this long. I remember watching The lone Ranger and Mighty Mouse on Saturday mornings with whom I identified. If you have met me you know why. My first car was a purple station wagon that my father bought me because he said I would be easy to spot. I was a kind of a bad girl and I think he thought this would keep me out of trouble. Unfortunately, did not work.  

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2021 12:00 AM (sd8p8)

414 I only got a few wrong on the quiz, yikes I am old. Learned to drive in a 1969 Dodge Dart convertible affectionately named the Rat Mobile. My first concert was Grand Funk Railroad at the old Boston Garden. These are fond memories.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2021 12:00 AM (a4EWo)

415 Led Zeppelin. Rick Derringer was the middle act. New to the scene Judas Priest was the opener. Oakland Coliseum, 1977

Was that a "Day on the Green" concert?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 12:01 AM (SchxB)

416 Anybody leaving their property unoccupied is just asking to come back to a burnt out shell.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:01 AM (LS3oW)

417 How about bands you wish you could have seen live but can't anymore? Me?
Thin Lizzy.
Pantera.
Pink Floyd.
Grand Funk.
Johnny Cash.
Alice in Chains.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country at April 18, 2021 12:01 AM (4l77G)

418 Doesn't aluminium burn when it's molten?

I don't think so.  It oxidizes at a low temperature but it doesn't weaken it like iron rusting.  You might be thinking of magnesium which burns really brightly when heated enough.

Posted by: Captain Hate 


Hmm

Not sure about this

Posted by: HMS Sheffield at April 18, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

419 JFC I used to think I was unique in being older than Vic.  Judging by some of the responses tonight Vic is the vanguard of a youth movement.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 18, 2021 12:02 AM (y7DUB)

420 389 367 
Is the Boulder Theater still up and running? I attended many shows there; I just can't deal with Boulder anymore. It used to be a fun town- not so much anymore. Too many lefties who are way too full of themselves... 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2021 11:50 PM (5SOal)

I have no idea, Marie. I moved back to Dixie many years ago. The Boulder Theater was a gem though. It's crazy that Boulder had both the Fox Theater and The Boulder Theater for live music. I even saw Russel Crowe's band open for Susan Vega and David Byrne at The Fox. Russell Crowe got drunk as fuck and acted like an asshole literally wanted to fight people in the crowd and told the Fox Theater folks to fuck off. I'm pretty sure that was the inspiration for how South Park came up with Russell Crowe's Fighting Round The World episode. Those were the days. *sigh*

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2021 12:02 AM (/6mVr)

421 11 out of 17. That sounds like a good "Gen X" score.

But I think the town I lived in was too small for numbers 5 and 6. The town had one diner with no jukebox, and no milk delivery that I recall. I think if you were too far away to walk to the supermarket for milk, you probably had your own cows.

Posted by: mikeski at April 18, 2021 12:03 AM (P1f+c)

422

Aluminum WILL burn, but only at temperatures substantially hotter than merely the melting point, itself.

The WWII Damage Control Expert Laden U.S. Navy would be aghast to modern warships with steel hulls and aluminum superstructures.  Once it does get to that actual burning point, it's pretty much laughing at the fire hoses pointed it's way.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2021 12:03 AM (QzJWU)

423

Hmm

Not sure about this

Posted by: HMS Sheffield at April 18, 2021 12:02 AM

Ummm, me neither!

Posted by: M113 Amoured Personel Carrier at April 18, 2021 12:03 AM (wqVX+)

424

...aRmoured, even...

Posted by: M113 Armoured Personel Carrier at April 18, 2021 12:04 AM (wqVX+)

425 So, probably a garden thread thing, but for those who mentioned it...most weeds need sun on their leaves to grow. If you have the patience, cut the leaves as soon as you see them. Without their leaves sucking up sun, they often can't survive.  Also, vinegar and hot water applied very locally seems to work...just my couple o' cents..

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 12:05 AM (5SOal)

426 Was that a "Day on the Green" concert? Posted by: Blanco Basura

Blanco, yes it was. Bill Graham put them on every year. You could see a show with four or five headlining bands for the incredibly low price of $9.00 Those were the days.

Posted by: Al Bundy at April 18, 2021 12:05 AM (6H/55)

427 Get.  Out.  Of.  Minneapolis.

I can't be any clearer, folks; the city will burn and sensible people don't want to be there when the shit goes down.  I may not like it, you may not like it, but that doesn't change the fact that it'll happen.  Prime Doofus Walz will huff and puff but he won't do fuckall, just like he didn't do fuckall last year when his DFL underlings lost control of the streets for good.

What's kind of ironic is when I moved to MN I thought it would be one of the later places to get touched by the inevitable hard-left conflagration.  I started to change my mind around 2017, it was becoming obvoius that the D in DFL was pushing FL out the door and mainlining some weapons grade stupid.

Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2021 12:06 AM (zcf1k)

428 Welp I was wrong according to a non wiki online search:  aluminum will burn under certain conditions when exposed to a flame.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 18, 2021 12:06 AM (y7DUB)

429 "Take the Older Then Dirt Quiz"
I still remember when memes were grammatically correct.
I also remember laundry washboards and how they were occasionally used for something else:
https://youtu.be/SdejswQs5e8

Posted by: Biden's Dog at April 18, 2021 12:07 AM (TIE/M)

430 The P&B Diner in Glassboro had those jukeboxes. My dad always yelled at me to stop fucking with them and finish my fried oyster sandwich. Good times.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2021 12:07 AM (vuisn)

431 Widespread Pepe
Very interesting. You're probably right about South Park  

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 12:08 AM (5SOal)

432 How about bands you wish you could have seen live but can't anymore? Me?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, in the Big Sky Country 


I sent you VIP passes to the tour of Miklos and His All-Star All-Chick Hungarian/Ukrainian Big Titty Band and Orchestra, but you never showed. Unless you were the guy when we had to bail out, and then drop charges. 

Man, charges were DROPPED, OK?

Posted by: Miklos and the Girls offer honest "hands" of "friendship" at April 18, 2021 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

433 Problem is that the people don't identify the riots with the Democrats.

Too many LI people and the media won't say anything.

In fact they blame it on the Republicans and White supremacists.

And some people believe them.

It's not difficult to look up the party of the mayor of a city and to find out how long that party has been in control.

Most big cities have been Democrat controlled for 50+ years. Because of the POC and the illegals and the corrupt businesses that get money from the gov't. And all the city services are shitty and the roads are terrible and the trains are dirty and down a lot. They are a mess. If you've ever been to Europe you wonder how they do it. Compared to any Democrat town those cities over there are fantasy land.

Go into the heartland and you'll see the same thing. Clean, good roads, services delivered on time and things taken care of when it needs to be.

Our infrastructure is bad in the cities because the Democrats spend the money on other stuff instead of upkeep.

But try and tell a leftist that.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:09 AM (LS3oW)

434

Wish I could remember the concerts me & my steady went to in the late '60s. I remember that we saw Three Dog Night, and Led Zeppelin, but I don't remember them very well, nor what other groups we saw. I was straight-arrow back then, but a few bangs to the noggin in the ensuing decades has made some memory kind-of Swiss cheesy.

Learned to drive on the old Allis tractor on the farm. (The one rusting away out there in the shed.) And go-karts. First car was '68 Mustang. Which took me & aforementioned steady to those many concerts and movies, and, afterward, remarkably, considering the space, window-fogging sessions.

But, going 'way back, one of my most vivid and surreal memories. (In the "why we started doing psychedelics" category, like Dumbo's deleriums.) I was staying overnight at my Great Aunts' house. Got up early and went down to their already-then antique TV, adjusted the horizontal and vertical on the test pattern, and watched Howdy Doody. At the end of the show, Buffalo Bob informed us that this was the last Howdy Doody show, and next week would be that lame-ass lambsy-divey puppet lady I'd seen on, probably, Ed Sullivan. Kids' shows can end?? My world was shattered. Even weirder, at the end, Clarabell the Clown SPOKE!

https://youtu.be/uRreIGfoNyM

Posted by: mindful webworker and the forgotten whateveritwas at April 18, 2021 12:10 AM (X15H5)

435 Was that a "Day on the Green" concert? Posted by: Blanco Basura

Blanco, yes it was. Bill Graham put them on every year. You could see a show with four or five headlining bands for the incredibly low price of $9.00 Those were the days.

Went to one in 1982.  Friend of mine that was also there wore mirrored sunglasses to the concert and got second degree sunburn on his nose.  Journey, Santana, Gamma, The Tubes, and Toto played, which really was a bit of a weird mix.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 12:11 AM (SchxB)

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 12:11 AM (wqVX+)

437 I also remember laundry washboards and how they were occasionally used for something else:
Posted by: Biden's Dog
To my knowledge, there is one (1) cajun rub-board in use in all of Central Europe.
Didn't get there by itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxc3FpuTP88

Posted by: The first recirding before I got those boys a proper accordion and rub-board at April 18, 2021 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

438

And now you know why the handlebar bell sounds: "chink!chink!"

/idenouncemyself

 

Galveston, TX
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

-----------

lol, I remember THOSE, too!  Never had one tho. Our big thing was to attach a couple of playing cards to the front & rear struts using clothespins, with the cards aimed so they brushed against the spokes, creating that cool pfttttttt sound.

Posted by: EyeTest at April 18, 2021 12:14 AM (FkbB3)

439 Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 18, 2021 12:06 AM (y7DUB)

I was gonna say that aluminum oxidizes very fast. It's why there is not veins of ore. It's all tied up in oxide compounds.

And when something oxidizes there usually is flame and heat. Since it's already hot then flame starts up. Most of the scum on the top of aluminum melt is oxide. The best casting is done in a non-oxygen environment. But that's expensive and only the big boys can afford it.

So you heat it up and pour it quick before it flames up too much.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:14 AM (LS3oW)

440 436

Posted by: Zettai 


Pithy

We like pithy

Posted by: late Nite Copy Editor Miklos at April 18, 2021 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

441
________________________Fast"And when something oxidizes ^ there usually is flame and heat. "

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:16 AM (LS3oW)

442 And when something oxidizes there usually is flame and heat. 

Well that didn't work.

And when something oxidizes - FAST - there usually is flame and heat. 

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:17 AM (LS3oW)

443

Finely powdered aluminium is explosive... I've read it's a component of some rocket fuel formulations...

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 12:18 AM (wqVX+)

444 Last year, Minneapolis requested help from surrounding counties, ad hoc county-by-county basis, but that didn't work too well, thus our new joint task force situation where the county sheriffs, state patrol, and National Guard are telling all the local city councils to go fuck themselves when they pass radical deescalation resolutions demanding no curfews, no arrests, and no crowd control munitions.

I don't remember the exact details, but I think it was the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office that put out an open letter to the Brooklyn Center mayor, yesterday or day before, asking whether or not they still wanted help on previously agreed terms. You really don't expect to see that kinda eye poking in public at times like this, but here we are.

Anyways, I did a walk around, and made sure to thank the guardsmen for being present and visible. Sadly, while I was out there, a large fight broke out in front of the one and only major bar around here stupid enough to remain open.

There's that bad electricity in the air. Sketchy combination of stupid people doing stupid things to win stupid prizes, and gawkers who don't realize they're on the verge of become collateral damage 'cause they're not clever enough to go home.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 12:19 AM (+WWsf)

445 ...We like pithy Posted by: late Nite Copy Editor Miklos at April 18, 2021 12:15 AM

*dons pith helmet...

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 12:19 AM (wqVX+)

446 432
Oh, sure, Miklos. What am I, chopped liver? So I don't get a VIP pass? Don't be a dick, and remember the gal that steps aside for Darleen, although it hurts my heart... 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 12:20 AM (5SOal)

447 I was gonna say that aluminum oxidizes very fast. It's why there is not veins of ore. It's all tied up in oxide compounds.

Yes that's why aluminum has a dull finish.  If you scratch it it will be shiny underneath briefly before the oxygen makes it dull again.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 18, 2021 12:21 AM (y7DUB)

448 Posted by: The first recirding before I got those boys a proper accordion and rub-board at April 18, 2021 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

I prefer Zydeco myself.

That video was more like Boogie Woogie.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:21 AM (LS3oW)

449 Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 18, 2021 12:21 AM (y7DUB)

And it's why aluminum stuff has to be anodized.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:22 AM (LS3oW)

450 417 Pug, GFR us still touring, though no 2021 dates yet due to the CCPV. Original 3 members too (Mark Don &  Mel), at least when I saw them about 6 years ago.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2021 12:23 AM (F0YaR)

451

Detonation > deflagration > oxidation...

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 12:23 AM (wqVX+)

452 (Twitter) @_Gabbers_; 30m ago: "@RepMaxineWaters  is currently in #BrooklynCenter encouraging 'protesters' to defy curfew and be more confrontational with law enforcement."

Fucking lunatics.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 12:26 AM (+WWsf)

453

Everyone's run off to acquire powdered aluminium, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 12:27 AM (wqVX+)

454 I'm a chicken shit. When I see folks getting rowdy I head the other way.

Seen too many bad things happen when things get out of hand.

Of course if you or your property are in the middle and there's no way out then you have to do what you have to do.

I'm waiting for the summer at the latest. This Chauvin deal might start things but I expect there will be more, lots more this summer.

And the feds are going to knock heads. But only white supremacist heads. Not BLM or that stupid named Antifa.

Did you see how they rioted in DC the other night and nothing happened to them?

It's pure plain obvious what's going on.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:27 AM (LS3oW)

455 I remember all but #6. In my 29 years, I never once actually experienced having milk delivered.

My first concert was Santana, January 1, 1972 at the Punchbowl Crater in Honolulu. The first concert I actually paid for was Santana, June 12, 1981 at the Mann Music Center in Philadelphia.

Posted by: goozer at April 18, 2021 12:28 AM (ra9Xu)

456 Everyone's run off to acquire powdered aluminium, I suppose...

At least they're not playing with matches in a grain silo.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 12:29 AM (SchxB)

457
@RepMaxineWaters is currently in #BrooklynCenter encouraging 'protesters' to defy curfew and be more confrontational with law enforcement


Incitement to riot. A prole would face a decade in the slammer for that. 

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2021 12:30 AM (W4eKo)

458 And the feds are going to knock heads. But only white supremacist heads. Not BLM or that stupid named Antifa.

I saw where Antifa had "banned" BLM from one of their functions last night.  Doesn't that technically make Antifa a racist, or white supremacist, organization?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 12:31 AM (SchxB)

459 Don't hit the Hide Comments link above your Name.

It does hide the comments and they disappear and you have no way to get them back except to go back to the front page and start all over again and click comments.

I also had someone else's comment loaded into my comment box.

Fun in the sun, hun.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:31 AM (LS3oW)

460 Waters explicitly said that anything less than guilty on all three charges meant "people need to stay on the street, get more active, and get more confrontational.”

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 12:32 AM (+WWsf)

461 Not only do I remember EVERYTHING on the quiz, I actually delivered milk as my Dad's helper from age 14 - 18.

Posted by: Exile at April 18, 2021 12:32 AM (arJlL)

462

Watchin' clips of Mad Maxine in Brooklyn Center at @JackPosobiec right now...

Incitement to riot, for sure, in a sane world anyway...

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 12:33 AM (wqVX+)

463 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 12:31 AM (SchxB)

Don't expect rationality from that crew.

And no one is going to say anything.

Antifa has been put on notice that the cops won't do a damn thing. They can do whatever they want.  That may be why some people are out and about. They're waiting for a chance to loot and create chaos.

Willing helpers on the country's journey to perdition.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:35 AM (LS3oW)

464 455 goozer, I once rode with my grandpappy as he ran his milk delivery route. hmmmm, I never had a paper route, wut.a.coinkidink.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2021 12:35 AM (F0YaR)

465 Journey, Santana, Gamma, The Tubes, and Toto played, which really was a bit of a weird mix. Posted by: Blanco Basura
That is a strange mix, haha. I remember one that I went to had Ozzy and Molly Hatchet. I can't remember who the headliner was, I want to say Journey but I'm not sure. Another strange one that I saw had Iron Maiden as the headliner and Bryan Adams was one of the middle acts.

Posted by: Al Bundy at April 18, 2021 12:36 AM (6H/55)

466 Here's a handy dandy list of reactive metals

https://tinyurl.com/355vs6j8

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 18, 2021 12:36 AM (y7DUB)

467 I prefer Zydeco myself.

That video was more like Boogie Woogie.

Posted by: Jakee308 

Well, I had to provide equipment and instruction. I got them a rub-board from Jumpin' Johnny Sansone, and an accordion from Beau Jocque.

Posted by: late Nite Copy Editor Miklos at April 18, 2021 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

468 Walter. How far are you from ground zero?

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:37 AM (LS3oW)

469 First concert was the grateful dead at american university in Sept 72, free concert with amazing dancer during the break!

Posted by: Harly8r at April 18, 2021 12:37 AM (bNsrE)

470 .We like pithy Posted by: late Nite Copy Editor Miklos ------- Except for the 'Well-done' folk on the Food Thread. They tend to cook the pith out of stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2021 12:38 AM (vOGqy)

471 Everyone's run off to acquire powdered aluminium, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai 

The roof of my house has powdered aluminium in it.

Posted by: hurricane-proof auto-claved Miklos at April 18, 2021 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

472 While I never messed with powdered AL except as a paint pigment, I did make my own thermite a few times. Much educational fun was had.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2021 12:39 AM (F0YaR)

473  "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
  She's A. breathing            B. clothed            C. not holding a gun

Posted by: Exile at April 18, 2021 12:41 AM (arJlL)

474 They tend to cook the pith out of stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer


Sous-Vide, mufukkas

Posted by: hurricane-proof auto-claved Miklos at April 18, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

475 ah yes the sodium on top of the water demonstration.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:42 AM (LS3oW)

476 I just realized that the periodic table has added elements since I was taking chemistry in high school.

Geez.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:43 AM (LS3oW)

477

Sous-Vide, mufukkas

Posted by: hurricane-proof auto-claved Miklos


Sorry.

That should have been "Martha Stewart, on the day she got out of jail"

Posted by: hurricane-proof auto-claved Miklos at April 18, 2021 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

478 That is a strange mix, haha. I remember one that I went to had Ozzy and Molly Hatchet. I can't remember who the headliner was, I want to say Journey but I'm not sure. Another strange one that I saw had Iron Maiden as the headliner and Bryan Adams was one of the middle acts.

You got me to thinking that it was a big enough event that someone had to have documented the "Day on the Green" concert series somewhere.  Sure enough:  https://bit.ly/3dsbz03

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 12:43 AM (SchxB)

479 While I never messed with powdered AL except as a paint pigment, I did make my own thermite a few times. Much educational fun was had. -------------- I've mixed powdered aluminum with epoxy, to make a thermally conductive adhesive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2021 12:43 AM (CTJwJ)

480 Best South Park episode ever. 
Russel Crowe sings to Tugger
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wkDTSvljqmc

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2021 12:43 AM (Oog2f)

481 First concert was the grateful dead at american university in Sept 72, free concert with amazing dancer during the break!

Speaking of DC venues at that time anyone see Little Feat during one of their stops at GW's Lisner auditorium?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 18, 2021 12:44 AM (y7DUB)

482 in a sane world anyway...
Ha ha

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2021 12:45 AM (63Dwl)

483 I believe that the common hand-warmer packets are powdered iron?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2021 12:45 AM (pbStR)

484 Allman Bros. Lynard Skyward, Marshall Tucker, Charlie Daniels, Eric Clapton. Santana. James Montgomery. Howlin Wolf. Buddy Guy. Otis Redding.. ANY Motown.. Oh, so many wonderful musicians. Many musicians these days can't even hold a candle to that. Yeah...I'm old...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 12:45 AM (5SOal)

485 Jakee308: Roughly three miles from the downtown courthouse, but smack dab in the middle of a supposedly trendy part of town that gets looted within hours of any provocation. Again, I counted at least a dozen guardsmen with rifles, and just as many support guard and local police, within a block or two from my apartment tonight. Surreal law enforcement presence. Literally every corner along major streets right now. Not throughout the entire city, but certainly all corridors that were looted last year, and surrounding all precinct buildings, city offices, etc.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 12:46 AM (+WWsf)

486 in a sane world anyway...

Never been to one of those.  Just this one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 12:46 AM (SchxB)

487

I saw Molly Hatchet play at a bar in Ithaca, Newyorkistan sometime in the '90's... They sucked...

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 12:46 AM (wqVX+)

488 And for heaven sakes, were my husband and I the only couple that had a code phrase for "let's make love" tonight?

"Brace yourself Kathrine!" seems to work out pretty well.

Posted by: Tonypete 

Even if her name is Kathrine, sometimes.

  


  Sometimes, even if her name is Kathrine !

Posted by: Exile at April 18, 2021 12:47 AM (arJlL)

489 I saw Molly Hatchet play at a bar in Ithaca, Newyorkistan sometime in the '90's... They sucked...

Sounds like playing that bar was flirtin' with disaster.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 12:48 AM (SchxB)

490 My sainted mother would have confirmed dirt was here first, but 16 out of 17? Dang. 

Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 18, 2021 12:48 AM (nLs8t)

491 Damn Walter. What you gonna do?

plywood up on the windows yet?

Do you carry? or even own a firearm?

Just standing outside with a broomstick might keep them off your property. esp. if you are confident cause you're armed.

I glad I live on a cul-de-sac if there was ever trouble like that in my town.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:49 AM (LS3oW)

492 FUN FACT
Marshall Tucker (the Southern Rock band) was named for a real person named Marshal Tucker, a blind black guy who made his living tuning pianos. I met him, because he tuned the pianos where I was. Nobody wanted or trusted anybody other than Mr. Tucker.

Posted by: Miklos, still no good on piano at April 18, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

493 Prayers up for you and your family's safety WF.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * el Lobo solitario at April 18, 2021 12:51 AM (nLs8t)

494 Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 18, 2021 12:36 AM (y7DUB)

They always sounded contrived to me. Especially the name. It's like they group tested it until they got one that was popular.

I know I didn't realize Def Leppard was a stone cold corporate setup from their start. It's like they used a formula.

I know the Monkees were staged.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:52 AM (LS3oW)

495 "Brace yourself Kathrine!" seems to work out pretty well.

Posted by: Tonypete 


Cajun foreplay-

Eh Clothilde, ya' awake?

Posted by: Miklos, translating for the Englishters at April 18, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

496 429
"Take the Older Then Dirt Quiz"

I still remember when memes were grammatically correct.

no, it's fine. first you get older, then they toss you in the dirt.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 18, 2021 12:53 AM (5br8a)

497 I know the Monkees were staged.

Posted by: Jakee308

But Hey Hey, they're the Monkees

Posted by: Miklos, don't get me started on HR Puffnsfuff at April 18, 2021 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

498 I saw Molly Hatchet play at a bar in Ithaca, Newyorkistan sometime in the '90's... They sucked...

There's a site that has a Marshall Crenshaw in Santa Cruz recording where he asks between songs if there are any Molly Hatchet fans.  After a very tepid response he asks if there are any closet Molly Hatchet fans which receives more laughter before playing " Flirtin' With Disaster", a pretty good version.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 18, 2021 12:55 AM (y7DUB)

499 Sounds like playing that bar was flirtin' with disaster. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 12:48 AM

It actually was!

Some years later, I was riding around that town, in the daytime, and I stopped in for a beer... I must not have been paying attention when I stopped as I slowly came to the realisation that it had become a ghey bar!

The name change from 'Max's' to 'Key West' should have been my first clue...

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 12:55 AM (wqVX+)

500 Posted by: Miklos, still no good on piano at April 18, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

Bet he had sensitive ears. That's one thing I hate about going deaf. Can't hear all the notes. It's weird when I know they're there but I can't hear them. I used to play the piano and had a pretty good ear for notes. Sung in a choir in HS too.

*Sniff*

Growing old ain't for sissies.  It sucks mightily. If I'd known I was gonna live this long I woulda taken better care in certain areas.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:55 AM (LS3oW)

501 454 I'm a chicken shit. When I see folks getting rowdy I head the other way.
Seen too many bad things happen when things get out of hand.
Of course if you or your property are in the middle and there's no way out then you have to do what you have to do.
Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 12:27 AM (LS3oW)

I totally get defending one's property, but it's also important to look at the big picture and choose one's battles.  Imagine being a minor French noble in 1790, or a Russian anything in 1919.  You see the bad shit, you make an attempt, but you know the numbers aren't on your side.  Do you die in an utterly futile attempt to forestall the inevitable or do you get away to an area of localized strength, far enough away that you can regroup and either wait for the fires to burn out or keep the locals from making the same mistakes?

This sort of thinking is at the root of why I left Minnesota last year.  As I was loading my rifles and setting out various other goodies in case the sportiness went suburban and they tried to burn down my apartment building, a thought occurred to me: why am I doing this?  If I go down fighting, I'm still dead, my stuff is still on fire and these idiotic suburban drones will pretend to care only long enough to cash the next check in their hollow, worthless existence.  Fuck. Them.  They didn't care enough to create an environment conducive to the next generation actually setting down roots so why stick around and go to the mattresses for someone else's huge lie?  So I left.  And the other guy I knew up there outside of work also left at about the same time, for the same reasons.

Are there things that I miss?  Oh yeah, absolutely.  Was it cowardly?  Maybe.  But it was the right decision, and I've never once doubted that.

Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2021 12:55 AM (zcf1k)

502 Jakee: the Monkees started off staged. Then Don Kirshner got more than he bargained for when they turned out to have actual genuine individual musical talent, especially Michael Nesmith.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2021 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)

503 Even if her name is Kathrine, sometimes.
"Katy, bar the door" comes to mind

Posted by: Miklos up late again at April 18, 2021 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

504 Miklos - still waiting for mu VIP pass...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 12:58 AM (5SOal)

505 Blanco, wow that list brings back memories. The one with Scorpions and Iron Maiden is the one that I could have sworn had Bryan Adams. I see that it was Lover boy. I guess my memory isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: Al Bundy at April 18, 2021 12:58 AM (6H/55)

506 When I was a senior in high school, me and 3 friends went to see the Led Zeppelin tribute band Zoso play live and we were the only people there besides the band and bar owners. They killed it for us. We had a late night house party planned for at my house, and we told them about it. They fuggin walked through the door in their full Zeppelin costumes and partied with a bunch of high schoolers and college kids. Absolutely once of the most surreal nights of my life looking back and how they have blown up since them. It was one of those trash bags filled with golden caps turned into a Gatorade Cooler full of shroom tea nights for close to 100 people including them. They booked the concert in a rando bat on the East Side of Town btw. Lol.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2021 12:59 AM (Oog2f)

507 The episode where Cartman goes to the future is my favorite episode.  I read Asimov's Foundation recently, and did not recognize the same plot.
It carries a lesson, like most, but the bit about the otters is kind of deep.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 18, 2021 01:00 AM (ybIRR)

508 Imagine being a minor French noble in 1790
C'est tres difficile, my Countryman Sarte was correct-Hell is other people

Posted by: Le Comte de Lafayette at April 18, 2021 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

509 They always sounded contrived to me. Especially the name. It's like they group tested it until they got one that was popular.

Little Feat was an excellent band once they kicked the pervert Roy Estrada out and reformed the group.  Lowell George taught Bonnie Raitt how to play electric slide guitar.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 18, 2021 01:01 AM (y7DUB)

510 Almost everything in the neighborhood is boarded up at this point. The shiny new public library that's mostly glass was boarded up yesterday; red alert type precaution. 

Our apartment building cluster is historically old, so we're unlikely to be a major target unless things go beyond the pale. Plenty of fancy new condos around here if rioters decide to firebomb residential buildings. There are mansions around the lakes just three blocks away too.

I wish I were better armed, because I'd go full tactical vest and rifle in the parking lot for night watch, but there are private security contractors in the commercial parking lot across the street, law enforcement immediately nearby, and anyone caught inside our buildings will be carried out by paramedics, so hopefully that's good enough.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 01:01 AM (+WWsf)

511 Hello horde. 
And coyote shooters

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 18, 2021 01:02 AM (Jzz++)

512

Ithaca used to be a quirky, fun town... Now it's just rather sad...

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 01:02 AM (wqVX+)

513 Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2021 12:55 AM (zcf1k)

yeah I hear ya. I'm glad I live where I do and not where I used to.

All I got to worry about is our Democrat Governor but he's been getting push back from the Repub controlled Senate and House Legis. 

We're about to vote on some amendments to our constitution to keep the governor from unilaterally continuing an emergency and not letting the legislature call a halt. Gonna make it so that they can stop an emergency declaration after a certain amount of time without the Gov's agreement.
I just hope they can keep him corralled until 2022 cause he's gonna get his butt kicked. Unless the lame ass GOP in PA screw up again and nominate a real stone loser like Corbett again.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 01:02 AM (LS3oW)

514  still waiting for mu VIP pass...

Posted by: COMountainMarie 

I am sure you could always pass for a VIP.

Posted by: Miklos with mainly authentic credentials at April 18, 2021 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

515 Blanco, wow that list brings back memories. The one with Scorpions and Iron Maiden is the one that I could have sworn had Bryan Adams. I see that it was Lover boy. I guess my memory isn't what it used to be.
Who's memory is?  You got to more of them than I did, no surprise some things might mix together.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 01:04 AM (SchxB)

516 Ithaca used to be a quirky, fun town... Now it's just rather sad...

Posted by: Zettai 


*GLARBLES*

Posted by: Miklos with mainly authentic credentials at April 18, 2021 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

517 Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 01:01 AM (+WWsf)

Good for you. Glad to hear you aren't alone. Prayers up for you and yours.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 01:04 AM (LS3oW)

518 "Legalizing drugs won't do crap to solve the drug problem. The black market will still provide drugs just as potent if not more so for less $$$." Posted by:Erebus  -- Where do *you* buy *your* alcohol and tobacco?  It partially depends on cost and availability (when you have to go to a state-run ABC store that's open limited hours, you go black market off-hours) but there's also the quality angle.  Do you want to buy some home-distilled, Prohibition-style bathtub gin?  Maybe you're into laudanum; would you rather get a supply of well-made, clean morphine, or take a chance on using the chiva (black tar heroin) the Hondurans are selling at the corner of Golden Gate and Hyde?  (If Franpsycho's here, he know exactly what I'm referring to.)  Then there's all the paraquat that used to be sprayed on pot crops in Northern California in the 70's through 90's?  Probably hit quite a few vineyards too.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 18, 2021 01:06 AM (KAi1n)

519 they turned out to have actual genuine individual musical talent, especially Michael Nesmith.


I think Nesmith was really the only one.  On a Wrecking Crew documentary, Mickey Dolenz, who seemed like a nice guy, said they were actors playing musicians.  I think Peter Tork *wanted* to be a good musician...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 18, 2021 01:06 AM (y7DUB)

520

I was friends with my USAF EOD counterparts in the '70s.  They had many creative ideas.

Amazing what you can learn when you shut up and watch experts at their crafts.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2021 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

521 This new commenting system confuses and frightens me

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Miklos at April 18, 2021 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

522 514 Miklos
Misspelling? I'm pretty sure you meant MANLY authentic credentials.?. 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 01:09 AM (5SOal)

523 Posted by: SFGoth at April 18, 2021 01:06 AM (KAi1n)

Yep. All those states that thought they were gonna have a big payout are upset cause the revenues just isn't what they were told they would be.

That's cause the price is too high with the tax and all plus the street dealers can sell the really really strong stuff for cheaper.

And they don't write your name down in a book for the cops to read.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 01:10 AM (LS3oW)

524 510 I wish I were better armed, because I'd go full tactical vest and rifle in the parking lot for night watch, but there are private security contractors in the commercial parking lot across the street, law enforcement immediately nearby, and anyone caught inside our buildings will be carried out by paramedics, so hopefully that's good enough. Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 01:01 AM (+WWsf)

When the corporate frenzz that own my former apartment building sent out an email discussing their (fake and corporate) response to possible threats to the EP/Chan/Chaska area, I responded by asking whether they needed volunteers for the citizen militia that they were surely forming in response to the threat.  Sadly I never received a reply to that one.

Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2021 01:11 AM (zcf1k)

525 Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2021 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

EOD?   End Of Days?

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 01:11 AM (LS3oW)

526

Amazing what you can learn when you shut up and watch experts at their crafts.

 

Jim

My favorite was a friend who was an EWO on a BUFF explaining how easy it would be to make system that would detect speed radars, and respond with a blast on the same frequency. So you don't get busted for speeding, with the additional benefit of driving by the speed trap cop wondering why there is smoke coming from his cruiser.

Posted by: Moderatle law-abiding Miklos at April 18, 2021 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

527 521
Oh, honey! It all works out. Just take it slow.  

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 01:11 AM (5SOal)

528 Why yes, literally the entire "my neck of the woods" growing up was banned from going to Panama City Beach for a few years in the 80's and early 90's by Panama City Beach officials. Lol.  I still think Martin (6'3 150lbs) holds the Club La Vila record for most consecutive hot body contest wins. Every single time that funny goofy mother fucker would win. I talking 12-15 years or more record streak. 

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2021 01:12 AM (Oog2f)

529  Oh. Ordinance disposal.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 01:12 AM (LS3oW)

530 My first concert was Oingo Boingo at the Del Mar racetrack in 1985.  To me, OB was ok, and I wasn't going to go, but just about everybody in the dorm was going so I went.  Fantastic concert.  So glad I went.  I've seen the Grateful Dead 8 times (only 1 was a clunker), and sum-total of all the drugs (including alcohol) the I did was 1 (one) beer.  I enjoyed the shows and just didn't have the desire to get higher.  (That and the bathroom lines sucked.)  Saw RUSH at the S.D. Sports Arena and got sauced on cheap scotch with Jolt chasers.  WTF was I thinking with that unholy combo?  (Cheap scotch and Jolt; RUSH was awesome.)

Posted by: SFGoth at April 18, 2021 01:12 AM (KAi1n)

531 Googles says EOD is Explosive Ordnance Disposal.

Isn't all ordnance explosive?

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 01:13 AM (LS3oW)

532
anyone who’s ordered furniture or big-ticket items from the company will tell you it’s a significant one. Furniture assembly


shelves
TVs
exercise equipment
phasers

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:14 AM (1ENjc)

533 Unless the lame ass GOP in PA screw up again and nominate a real stone loser like Corbett again.

Posted by: Jakee308 

I hate to say it, but you know it's going to happen.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 18, 2021 01:14 AM (tjZg/)

534 Some of it is more eager to explode than the rest.

Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2021 01:15 AM (zcf1k)

535 Oh. Ordinance disposal.

Posted by: Jakee308 


Ordinance is like bad girlfriends. It all gets disposed of, one way or another. Some are 'splodier than others.

Posted by: Miklos, standing well clear at April 18, 2021 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

536 Posted by: Moderatle law-abiding Miklos at April 18, 2021 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

I think the cop would chase you down and arrest you for having contraband electronics.

There are some states where radar detectors are illegal and that's the charge they lay on you. Besides confiscating the detector.

That's why most of them have quick removal brackets so you can hide it before the cop walks up.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 01:16 AM (LS3oW)

537 Jakee: the Monkees started off staged. Then Don Kirshner got more than he bargained for when they turned out to have actual genuine individual musical talent, especially Michael Nesmith.

Posted by: qdpsteve 

No, they really didn't.

Kirshner hired Neil Diamond, Carole King, and a couple of other good songwriters who wrote all the songs to their first two albums. Then, the boys in the band wanted to write and do their own songs.  Then they flopped.

Michael Nesmith had some limited talent.  The rest didn't.  Davey Jones died a broken alcoholic.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 18, 2021 01:17 AM (tjZg/)

538 Oh, and let's be honest here.  Which has had a more deleterious effect on this country:  DEA scheduled drugs or the Republican party?  (Hint:  John Boehner, Paul Ryan, and that child molester Dennis Hastert have done more to ruin the United States of America than ALL of the drug pushers and users combined.)

Posted by: SFGoth at April 18, 2021 01:18 AM (KAi1n)

539 But, don't forget.  Mike Nesmith's mom invented Whiteout! That's huge!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 01:20 AM (5SOal)

540  Some of it is more eager to explode than the rest.

Posted by: CppThis

Yes, but...I never sleep.

Posted by: Rust at April 18, 2021 01:21 AM (ELgVT)

541 Well caught some history today.  You won't see the likes of Prince Philip's passing ever again. His mother was born in the presence of Queen Freaking Victoria in Windsor Castle, where he died. Another connection to a whole different world is gone.
If he was born in different times he'd have been a great Moron w/ his totally unpc comments.

Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2021 01:21 AM (55Qr6)

542 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 18, 2021 01:14 AM (tjZg/)\
Maybe not cause the guys in the legislature are really pissed off at the old fuddy duddies in the party and are pushing back on their business as usual crap way of running things. This isn't the 60s you butt heads. The democrats are not just folks with a difference of opinion. They want to fundamentally change the country and destroy the Republicans and their base voters. Dead if the can get away with it.

I know my rep for my district has been leading some of the push back against the governor and I think he's working behind the scenes with others to get some changes done in the party.
I'm thinking about getting involved with the local party because of some stuff I read about how to do it and that a lot of the positions are going open cause no one's running for them. Get on the board and make the decisions on who runs and who gets money and backing.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 01:21 AM (LS3oW)

543 Oh, and let's be honest here.  Which has had a more deleterious effect on this country:  DEA scheduled drugs or the Republican party?  (Hint:  John Boehner, Paul Ryan, and that child molester Dennis Hastert have done more to ruin the United States of America than ALL of the drug pushers and users combined.)

Posted by: SFGoth 

It's enough to make you a coke - head Democrat, isn't it?

Damn straight.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, All American guy at April 18, 2021 01:21 AM (tjZg/)

544 If drugs were legalized and manufacturers didn't try to rape the junkies, Junkies would be spending pennies to tens freeing them from the necessity robbing, and burglarizing people and homes for dope money.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:21 AM (1ENjc)

545 I don' know my first concert to be honest. I recall some Kixx 106 concerts they put on in the Summer. I think they had some middle of the road country singers. I wish I could pull a name, but I can't at this juncture.

I know my two worst concerts were Sawyer Brown and ZZ Top.  My best concerts were many really. Hank JR, Charlie Daniels, Alabama, and The Highwaymen. The best concerts at regional bars were by Jerry Jeff Walker and Jimmy Buffett.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2021 01:22 AM (fjS2+)

546 Serious topics tonight.   Home invasion, scary stalkers etc and that just in the comments.  
Would hypothetically a Daniel Defense DDM 4 pistol be a fun range tool in October?

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 18, 2021 01:23 AM (Jzz++)

547

First concert was a KGB radio 101 show at Jack Murphy Stadium, San Diego.  Cost of admission. $1.01.

Roughly 1973/4.

Foghat. J.Giles Band. Four others that I cannot now recall.

But the waft of burning pot in the open air stadium was a contact high of the first order.  Funny thing though.  The pot back then smelled like the "burning rope" of yore.

Just did an April 5th/8th trip to San Diego, hit many of the old stomping grounds, including Ocean Beach.  (hippieville).  The burning pot now smells much more that of a recently spraying skunk.  It just DOES!

Jim

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2021 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

548 Get on the board and make the decisions on who runs and who gets money and backing.

Posted by: Jakee308 

I wish you the best of luck, and hope it works.  The only real way we can get out of this mess is at the State level.  The FedGov has now been corrupted beyond our ability to fix it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 18, 2021 01:23 AM (tjZg/)

549 RIP to Prince Philip. I really, really wish I could have met him in person.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2021 01:23 AM (L2ZTs)

550 That's why most of them have quick removal brackets so you can hide it before the cop walks up.

Posted by: Jakee308


I actually looked into that.

Heh

South Carolina allows almost any and every damn thing. The Slice of Pie/Pizza shaped state  in some ways is even more Texas than Texas (don't tell anybody). But also alligators, poisonous snakes, and Dangerous Racist Murderous Rednecks, about to burn your house down RIGHT NOW

Posted by: Miklos, just leave us alone and we'll be fine at April 18, 2021 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)

551 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 18, 2021 01:14 AM (tjZg/)

Stupid website for the local party doesn't even have all the choices for the special election in May and the website sucks ass. Who's in charge of that I want to know?

Gonna find out next week too. I couldn't believe they ran corbett after all the stupid stuff he said and did. But that's the old way of choosing candidates. They go by seniority and backing. Who cares if the guys a loser. And that's because they don't recognize the threat the Dems are. I think some are getting the idea like the state chairman is a Trump man. Not MAGA but close. Still a bit too liberal looking for me but if he straightens these old guys up a bit and maybe kicks a few out of their cushy sinecures then he's okay with me.

This May election will be a preview of what's gonna happen in 22.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 01:25 AM (LS3oW)

552 They didn't care enough to create an environment conducive to the next generation actually setting down roots so why stick around and go to the mattresses for someone else's huge lie? So I left. And the other guy I knew up there outside of work also left at about the same time, for the same reasons.

Are there things that I miss? Oh yeah, absolutely. Was it cowardly? Maybe. But it was the right decision, and I've never once doubted that.

Posted by:CppThisat April 18, 2021 12:55 AM (zcf1k)


You did the right thing.  Your neighbors were neglegent, and you can't teach this shit.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 18, 2021 01:26 AM (ybIRR)

553 ..Would hypothetically a Daniel Defense DDM 4 pistol be a fun range tool in October?

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 18, 2021 01:23 AM (Jzz++)

If you're going to go that far "there", then plunge in and install a Double Action AR trigger, that fires when you pull, AND when you release. 

Either way, the Grand Jury is going to make you turn your head to the right and cough.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2021 01:26 AM (QzJWU)

554 I've seen this Texas shaped pizza. Now I want pizza...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 01:26 AM (5SOal)

555 One of two things needs to happen regarding drugs:

1. Decriminalization, end the police-state fuckery, do what thou wilt.

2. Send pretty much all of the good classic-rock artists to jail along with a fair few actors, writers, and comedians, and censor their substantial pop-culture contributions.

I'm tired of the War On Drugs, but I'm REALLY tired of the failure theater in which old ass boomers incessantly brag about how great drugs are while selectively locking up youngsters who take their paranoid, delusional fantasies at face value.

Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2021 01:26 AM (zcf1k)

556 FUN FACT
Marshall Tucker (the Southern Rock band) was named for a real person named Marshal Tucker, a blind black guy who made his living tuning pianos. --------- Miklos: Truly a Fun Fact! I did not know that. Learn something every day. Last concert I attended, on a Sunday evening, , they were supposed to appear as the headliner, along with Foreigner and.38 Special. Reportedly, their bus broke down. By time they arrived, around 11pm, people were leaving. Meanwhile, the other two bands filled in and were terrific, especially Foreigner, which was really the highlight,  sounding every bit as good as they ever did.

Posted by: EyeTest at April 18, 2021 01:27 AM (FkbB3)

557 There are some states where radar detectors are illegal and that's the charge they lay on you. Besides confiscating the detector.

Related song, "Radar Gun":  https://youtu.be/4wjhTt9fqYY

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 01:27 AM (SchxB)

558 I would take a Canada shaped pizza at this point.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2021 01:28 AM (fjS2+)

559 Fancy radar detectors have lights wired into the dashboard or center console somewhere, and sensors in grills or bumpers, but that's pretty hardcore. Not quite older than dirt, but kids these days don't remember the joy of receiving endless Brookstone or Sharper Image catalogs in the mail 'cause you bought one radar detector years ago.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 01:28 AM (+WWsf)

560 There are some states where radar detectors are illegal and that's the charge they lay on you. Besides confiscating the detector.

Related song, "Radar Gun":  https://youtu.be/4wjhTt9fqYY

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 01:27 AM (SchxB)


one is Maryland or Virginia, I can't remember which one. The other one isn't.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2021 01:29 AM (fjS2+)

561 556
Marshall Tucker was, and still is, excellent music. I truly love the Southern rock. Still gets me dancin'

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 01:30 AM (5SOal)

562

I believe, in Newyorkistan, radar detectors are only illegal in vehicles weighing more than 10,000 pounds...

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 01:31 AM (wqVX+)

563 Didn't realize it till recently but Charlie Daniels was hot.

Birmingham Blues: https://is.gd/ahTENP

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:31 AM (1ENjc)

564

South Carolina allows almost any and every damn thing. The Slice of Pie/Pizza shaped state  in some ways is even more Texas than Texas (don't tell anybody). But also alligators, poisonous snakes, and Dangerous Racist Murderous Rednecks, about to burn your house down RIGHT NOW

Posted by: Miklos

Palmetto bugs, you forgot Palmetto bugs...and sandspurs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2021 01:31 AM (9Fwwf)

565 Jim,
A sot on trigger pull and release seems both wasteful and excessively belligerent. If I did my homework one would be enough. 

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 18, 2021 01:31 AM (Jzz++)

566 Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:21 AM (1ENjc)

I got a feeling that junkies would still be thieves. Its the attitude. Same one that got them addicted to junk.

When they came out with methadone, the first thing that happened was a black market in methadone and people getting ripped off and junkies using too much to get high and then od'ing.

A junky is a junky and they don't usual change much. They have to hit rock bottom with a bad OD or somebody dying and even then they might go right back to it anyway.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 01:31 AM (LS3oW)

567 562 I believe, in Newyorkistan, radar detectors are only illegal in vehicles weighing more than 10,000 pounds... Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 01:31 AM (wqVX+)

Bad news for Jerry Nadler and JB Pritzker if they ever visit.

Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2021 01:32 AM (zcf1k)

568 Radar detectors don't work for solitary vehicles. They wait until they see you then turn the gun on. TICKET

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:33 AM (1ENjc)

569 Radar detector.  Valentine. Saved a lot of money for those who exceed the posted limit. 
Which I wouldn't do. 

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 18, 2021 01:34 AM (Jzz++)

570 And RIP Charlie Daniels. Awesome music! And, a true patriot. Also foot tappin', dancing music, and not many, if any, can kick a fiddle like that! 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 01:35 AM (5SOal)

571 Finely powdered aluminium is explosive... I've read it's a component of some rocket fuel formulations...

Posted by: Zettai 

It is usually a primary ingredient to solid fuel rocket motors.  Like the Minuteman missile and the solid fuel boosters on the space shuttle.  It is compounded to burn very rapidly.

Yes, aluminum will burn, but you can make it molten if you control the heat  (without it burning).

Burning aluminum from the two airliners that hit the WTC is thought to be the reason they came down. Fire may not be able to melt steel according to Rosie O'Donnel, but burning aluminum can get hot enough to melt steel. There are shots of molten, burning aluminum coming out of the upper levels of the WTC. And combined with water, , flashed to steam and breaking water to make Oxygen and hydrogen, and then burning made hydrogen, which made it burn hotter.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 18, 2021 01:35 AM (tjZg/)

572 I sense an opportunity to cross the thread beams. Gunn diodes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2021 01:37 AM (l0Lgi)

573 If they weren't thieves or black marketeers before they became junkies they won't be thieves when the can go to the pharmacy and buy a bottle for $5.00.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:37 AM (1ENjc)

574 This is peak Bush 1st term IRL Alex Jones right here. The madman is back! And he is pissed about private plans flying around pregnant invaders and children out of Texas. I'm feeling time machine energy levels back to the 90's coming up in the next stage of the death spiral of America.
https://mobile.twitter.com/grand_handsome/status/1383515264008949764
Never ever take away Alex’s right to ride a horse (Video)

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2021 01:38 AM (Oog2f)

575 Don't kid yourselves that only "losers" use drugs (and I'm not referring to the alcohol that everyone here uses or even the weed that I use).  It's very much on the down-low because of the stigma, but plenty of successful people in all kinds of professions/businesses/walks of life use hard stuff.  The smart ones put a lot of effort into cultivating reliable and quality supply.  Some of them even make their own.  You don't hear about them because: 1) some of them are smart enough to handle their sh!t and keep things quiet; or 2) political connections.  A few years ago, S.F.'s long-time Public Defender, Jeff Adachi, OD'd (in a room hanging out with his mistress while cheating on his wife....)

Posted by: SFGoth at April 18, 2021 01:38 AM (KAi1n)

576 Quick search, and looks like almost all states have adopted radar detectors okay in passenger vehicles, but not commercial vehicles thing. Definitely different than twenty or twenty-five years ago. Half the trick of using a detector is knowing your routes too, predicting the usual hiding spots, time of day, day of week, etc. I used to make some crazy times between St. Louis, Chicago, Madison, and Minneapolis as a solitary driver.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 01:38 AM (+WWsf)

577 Well, except he good news is: my memory is good.


The bad news: I remember every single item on the list.


Gad, I'm old.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at April 18, 2021 01:38 AM (ZYEz6)

578

Palmetto bugs, you forgot Palmetto bugs...and sandspurs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer


Thank you

ATTENTION COMMIE YANKEES-ASHEVILLE NEEDS U

ELVIS NEEDS BOATS (ok, back to Mojo Nixon) ASU NEEDS MOAR COMMIES

Posted by: Miklos, whose Old Mama attended Brevard College, BAC (Before Academic Communism) at April 18, 2021 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

579 And with that, I'm done. To much of a pain to scroll to the bottom of the comments on my phone.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at April 18, 2021 01:41 AM (ZYEz6)

580 Posted by:Jimat April 18, 2021 01:23

Glad you made the tip, sounds like you enjoyed it. Hope you are feeling well and recover quickly. I think I can tell by your posts you are doing OK.

Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2021 01:41 AM (55Qr6)

581 YouTube, - 'burning, aluminum F-150'

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:41 AM (1ENjc)

582 "No place to go", 10/31/1975 - Capitol Theatre - Passaic, NJ

https:youtube.com/watch?v=jI_AvSF8bvU

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:43 AM (1ENjc)

583 I've always thought of cocaine as a rich business guy drug.  Pot runs the gamut from college kids and marketing gurus to thugs and stereotypical stoners living on the fringe.

Of course, what you've really got to watch out for are Those Damned Blue Collar Tweakers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTUb18VYLjc).

Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2021 01:44 AM (zcf1k)

584 @Jakey, although it's fiction, one of the truest moments in Trainspotting (the book, not the movie) is when one of his friends asks the narrator why he does the junk, and he answers (in Scots), "Because I just don't give a shit." I think that's exactly the junkie mindset.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 18, 2021 01:44 AM (BMmaB)

585 Mojo Nixon. Now who remembers?!
Best to old mama...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 01:44 AM (5SOal)

586 One critical thing sets opiate users apart from people who do uppers (coke, meth, etc.) -- and that's that, like clockwork, if you don't get your fix, that demon *will* take control and force you to find the cash to scratch that itch.  Compare the movies "Trainspotting" to "Spun".  When I was 10-ish, my father had major back surgery and got hooked on morphine.  He was quite a stoic guy so he went cold turkey, on his own, and had my mother tie him down to the bed.  He was utterly miserable for a week and it made an abject impression on me.  Now imagine some rando who's been using junk for fun, not for pain relief after back surgery.  That guy is not going to tie himself down, he's going to break into your car.  If he could get a clean fix for $5, as Braenyard notes, the crime wouldn't happen as much.  It'd probably be easier to get people off the stuff altogether once you have a path to get them out of the shadows and into the light, but when you force everything underground, it tends to stay there.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 18, 2021 01:44 AM (KAi1n)

587 Missing from quiz: Every bathroom had a condom vending machine. 

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at April 18, 2021 01:45 AM (RJCvt)

588 What's the deal with Columbia, South Carolina? And why is it such a fuggin shithole compared to the rest of the state? Hard Mode only: explain without getting banned.n

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2021 01:45 AM (Oog2f)

589 Quick search, and looks like almost all states have adopted radar detectors okay in passenger vehicles, but not commercial vehicles thing. Definitely different than twenty or twenty-five years ago. Half the trick of using a detector is knowing your routes too, predicting the usual hiding spots, time of day, day of week, etc. I used to make some crazy times between St. Louis, Chicago, Madison, and Minneapolis as a solitary driver.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 01:38 AM (+WWsf)


I was right when I said it was either VA or MD. It is VA and DC. Who needs a radar detector in DC?  It is like Road Warrior when you enter the 51st state.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2021 01:45 AM (fjS2+)

590 The older than dirt one? All but the butch wax and the blackjack gum, both kind of regional, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 01:45 AM (mzC78)

591 Don't forget that most of the younger journalist and reporter types are all tweaking on prescription stimulants. It's like their college term paper days never ended.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 01:46 AM (+WWsf)

592 The bad news: I remember every single item on the list.


Gad, I'm old.

Posted by: blake


A list...I had a list here somewhere...

Posted by: Miklos, from a family in which absentmindedness runs rampant (On the Family Crest, even) at April 18, 2021 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)

593 There are a multitude of highly functional qt. junkies.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:47 AM (1ENjc)

594 I'm more bummed about DC outlawing gun turrets than radar detectors these days. 

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 18, 2021 01:48 AM (+WWsf)

595 If I did my homework one would be enough. 

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 18, 2021 01:31 AM (Jzz++)

 

Fully agreed, but I thought the give the libs all the bad feelz was a worthy contribution to the dialogue.  Given that the D/A trigger IS an ATF (for now) approved bit of tech.

They worry about our rate of fire.  And completely ignore the likes of our Tennis Queen nailing steel at 500 yards, like it was nuthin' at all.

I saw Rude Surprise open for Really Gonna Fuck Ya Up, at the FAFO Arena.

 

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2021 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

596 What's the deal with Columbia, South Carolina? 
State Capital=lawyers, lobbyists and other politicians, and the Big State University.
Nebraska is a comparable example.

Posted by: Miklos, short and sweet at April 18, 2021 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)

597 First concert:  Nazareth ... 1980 Best concert: that’s a tough answer - I’ve seen a lot of bands, but I think Neil Diamond was the best show I’ve seen live.

Posted by: Lurker Ken at April 18, 2021 01:49 AM (3MSVb)

598 Truth be told, a lot of these rock star engineers propping up the NYC/SF tech world have a little somethin' going on that nobody wants to talk about.  What, you thought they worked 18 hour days all the time out of company loyalty?

Posted by: CppThis at April 18, 2021 01:50 AM (zcf1k)

599 Martini Farmer, you are not helping. I the portable record player, first car had the high beam switch on the floor and I have two Zippo lighters on my desk.  One is, of course, an Ace of Spades. Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 17, 2021 10:19 PM (8s6Nt)

I own several cars with the dimmer switch on the floor. Two are parked not ten yards from where I sit right now.

How many have owned cars with the starter switch on the floor? Or the button to make the radio seek a new station?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 01:51 AM (mzC78)

600 When Charlie Daniels was a struggling session musician in Nashville, Bob Dylan was recording Nashville Skyline. Charlie was filling in for another guitarist for an hour. When he was packing up to go, Dylan asked him where he was going and he told him he was just filling in for the other guy for an hour. Dylan then told the producer, "He stays." Charlie said that was such an affirmation that he carried it his whole life.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 18, 2021 01:53 AM (BMmaB)

601

A list...I had a list here somewhere...

Posted by: Miklos, from a family in which absentmindedness runs rampant

I just had it in my hand...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2021 01:53 AM (l0Lgi)

602

I got the nose-poke test today.  Results, tomorrow or early Monday.

Regardless.  No more fever, but achy as hell, low energy, and minimal appetite.  I can still smell and taste though, so that's good.

Pro Tip.  Copious amounts of Bourbon thoroughly quell the "scratchy throat cough" impulse, altogether.  And so, I shall continue to add a buffering amount of said bourbon to the initial solution.

Galveston, TX

Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2021 01:53 AM (QzJWU)

603 What's the deal with Columbia, South Carolina? 
State Capital=lawyers, lobbyists and other politicians, and the Big State University.
Nebraska is a comparable example.

Posted by: Miklos, short and sweet at April 18, 2021 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)


I remember when they flew the "Confederate Flag" or "Rebel Flag" on top of their capital.  That was not that long ago, it was the late 1990s.  Seemed like a nice quiet college town though for a state capital. There are better towns there, like Beaufort. But a nice town compared to most.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2021 01:56 AM (fjS2+)

604 How many have owned cars with the starter switch on the floor? Or the button to make the radio seek a new station?

Posted by: Alberta 

GM 'Autronic' headlight dimmer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2021 01:57 AM (ELgVT)

605
How many have owned cars with the starter switch on the floor? Or the button to make the radio seek a new station? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 01:51 AM (mzC7


Yo to both

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:58 AM (1ENjc)

606 @SFGoth, funny that we both mentioned Trainspotting nearly simultaneously. Read the book. The movie is practically a comedy, but the book is not. It's fucking grim.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 18, 2021 01:58 AM (BMmaB)

607 Don't know how to shift the bands on a Model A.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:58 AM (1ENjc)

608 And where's reverse on a 1952 GM automatic?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:59 AM (1ENjc)

609 I always thought that Those Damned Blue Collar Tweakers was about rural /country folks tripping balls off those fields of golden caps growing out of cow shit.... considering the time period of that Primus Song. Then the farmers got nudged into adding some chemical to what the cows ate so the shrooms wouldn't grow. Bastards Anyway, those Silicon Valley folks are all about micro dosing lsd and especially  Psilocybin!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 18, 2021 01:59 AM (Oog2f)

610 600

Cool story! I still, to this day, listen to Charlie Daniels, as well as Marshall Tucker, to get my mojo going when I need to get my chores going. Nice to see folks talking music tonight.  

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 02:01 AM (5SOal)

611 Quint, Beaufort W. Numbnuts was the one.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 02:01 AM (1ENjc)

612  Lunch counter in the Woolworths. Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2021 10:49 PM (ez/ed)

I remember that. Their french fries were awesome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 02:02 AM (mzC78)

613 How many have owned cars with the starter switch on the floor? Or the button to make the radio seek a new station?
1-never
2-RIGHT NOW
#pls infom re: the audio system of Ye Wreteched Panhard

Posted by: Miklos, aficionado of cool but cheap used cars at April 18, 2021 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)

614 Charlie Daniels Band - Full Concert - 10/31/75 - Capitol Theatre[]br
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_O5T2nqEd4A

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 02:04 AM (1ENjc)

615 anyone interested in CDB, and that is what they call themselves, has to own Charlie Daniels, a Decade of Hits. That is the ordained Gospel. If you don't like that, there is something wrong with you. And if you don't like that, you can't possibly like CDB.

Pro Hint, there is a song called In America where he mentions Pittsburgh Steeler fans. THat is because they won the Super Bowl that year.   He changed the lyrics from time to time later to fit where he was singing. But looking back, and looking at Trump, Pittsburgh Steeler fans was the right choice to make.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2021 02:05 AM (fjS2+)

616 I passed the "older than dirt" quiz with flying colors.
The 4 Aces diner in West Leb NH was a great spot for inexpensive food when we were in college (as long as you had a car).  They had those table juke boxes.  Last time I was there was in '77.
Apparently they're still in business (with masky idiocy of course).
https://4acesdiner.com/

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing green at April 18, 2021 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)

617 There was never a War on Drugs, they tried to have a war on dealing drugs.  Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2021 10:52 PM (4thlk)

You can never win it by attacking only the supply side, but that's what they do. Jail the users, and after X number of jail terms, pop them one in the back of the head. They are bent on slow suicide, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 02:06 AM (mzC78)

618 614
Thanks...I was such a youngster then...sigh...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 02:06 AM (5SOal)

619

There are better towns there, like Beaufort. But a nice town compared to most.

Posted by: Quint


South Carolina-Bew-fort

North Carolina -Bow-fort

Posted by: Kindly Miklos, not wanting no trouble at April 18, 2021 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)

620

South Carolina-Bew-fort

North Carolina -Bow-fort

Posted by: Kindly Miklos, not wanting no trouble at April 18, 2021 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)


oh, now it is on! 


just kidding. as usual Miklos speaks the truth.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2021 02:09 AM (fjS2+)

621  Lunch counter in the Woolworths. Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2021 10:49 PM (ez/ed)

I remember that. Their french fries were awesome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon 

Re Woolworths, worth a listen, if you've never heard it, Nanci Griffith: tinyurl.com/c73uxxu9

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2021 02:09 AM (vOGqy)

622 I often wonder about those of us who are still up... Maybe it's earlier for youse...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 02:10 AM (5SOal)

623 >>>Or the button to make the radio seek a new station?

I think the last car I drove with one of those was my grandfather's 1965  Chevy Biscayne.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing green at April 18, 2021 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)

624 I remember when Fred Flintstone and Barney Ruble used the kickstart their vehicles with flat feet and sheer will.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 18, 2021 02:10 AM (yOVXa)

625 The 4 Aces diner in West Leb NH was a great spot for inexpensive food when we were in college (as long as you had a car).  They had those table juke boxes.  

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Dear Duchess-

My Goode Olde Kollidge days were in New Orleans. If there wasn't a jukebox, it wasn't a place. I will never be that young again, but damn, they could at least keep the juke boxes.

Posted by: Miklos, who learned aerly on how to hijack a jukebox at April 18, 2021 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

626 I think the last car I drove with one of those was my grandfather's 1965 Chevy Biscayne. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing green at April 18, 2021 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)

Thought he was talking about a foot switch.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 02:13 AM (1ENjc)

627

Jack Posobiec on Tw*tter is insinuating that Mad Maxine has committed some serious crimes in zis visit to Brooklyn Center, like crossing state lines to incite a riot and jury tampering...

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 02:14 AM (wqVX+)

628

It's only 0615Z in my AO right now...

Posted by: Zettai at April 18, 2021 02:16 AM (wqVX+)

629 Thought he was talking about a foot switch.

Posted by: Braenyard


Playing footsie in your Daddy's Cadillac

Posted by: Miklos, with potential song title and/or inspiration at April 18, 2021 02:17 AM (QzkSJ)

630 So wait a minute,  Miklos. Didn't you just say you were in Budapest or something? Am I confused? You're messing with me?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 02:17 AM (5SOal)

631 It's only 0615Z in my AO right now...

Posted by: Zettai 


Whiners. Goldbricks. Always got a couple.

Posted by: DO NOT CALL ME SIR, YOU MAY CALL ME SERGEANT MIKLOS at April 18, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)

632 Ha! 'Sargent' Miklos. Nice try... 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 02:21 AM (5SOal)

633 East of Foggy Town?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 02:21 AM (1ENjc)

634 Well my fellow MOH's, i took my drugs (1/2 glass of wine) and it's time to  slumber.  Stay safe and don't let the mask bugs bite.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 18, 2021 02:23 AM (jNZYC)

635 East of Foggy Town?

Posted by: Braenyard


You did a bad thing in my brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqiZ_gryYUQ

Posted by: Things Miklos wishes that he could forget at April 18, 2021 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)

636 See you in a while, just waiting for Charlie to finish his album.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 02:25 AM (1ENjc)

637 It's Nood Tech.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 02:28 AM (1ENjc)

638 See you in a while, just waiting for Charlie to finish his album.

Posted by: Braenyard


Cosmic Charlie? It will be...transcendental

Posted by: Anticipatory Miklos at April 18, 2021 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)

639 >> Miklos. Didn't you just say you were in Budapest or something? Am I confused?
   Miklos is on a top secret okra procurement mission. Don't ask where he is. He's an international man of okra mystery. 

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 18, 2021 02:28 AM (Mzdiz)

640 Tech thread up.

Posted by: m at April 18, 2021 02:29 AM (fVJPF)

641

Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by:Jimat April 18, 2021 01:53

Good to hear you are rockin it. Be well.

T

Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2021 02:29 AM (55Qr6)

642 Thought he was talking about a foot switch.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 02:13 AM (1ENjc)

He mentioned a foot switch, and also the buttons (metal) you pushed in to change stations.  Never had a foot switch.  The older car I ever drove was the 1964 Chevy BelAir wagon (3 on the tree).

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing green at April 18, 2021 02:30 AM (Mzdiz)

643 t's Nood Tech.

Posted by: Braenyard 

Tech my monkey...tech him

Posted by: Dieter, now on AoSprockets at April 18, 2021 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)

644 How many have owned cars with the starter switch on the floor? Or the button to make the radio seek a new station?

Posted by: Alberta

Army M-151A2 jeep

M-35A2 deuce and a half's, M-113s, 5 tons and all the others had starter buttons on the instrument panels

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated at April 18, 2021 02:31 AM (/KPPD)

645 East of Foggy Town?

Posted by: Braenyard


better than South, North. East, or West of Foggy Bottom. Even in Foggy Bottom is sucks, and it has always sucked.


i take that back, not sure what Foggy Town is but I have a hint. They might be equally piss poor in my humble opinion. 

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2021 02:31 AM (fjS2+)

646 Publius-I should have remembered this.  My bad... 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 02:31 AM (5SOal)

647 Miklos, I agree that the table top juke boxes were awesome.  Haven't been in a place with a jukebox lately except Waffle House, but that's some modern thing I wouldn't touch.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing green at April 18, 2021 02:31 AM (Mzdiz)

648 Posted by: publius
If Human civilization as we know it ceases, there will be okra There will always be okra, but a new and glorious kind...

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Strangelove at April 18, 2021 02:33 AM (QzkSJ)

649 15/17. Didn't have a party line, but knew they existed and were still available on Long Island, ca. 1960. 
First concert, Ferante and Teicher at the Broadmoor, ca 1979. 

Posted by: Fox2! at April 18, 2021 02:34 AM (qyH+l)

650 So, does everyone bail now over to the tech thread? And we were just having fun...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 02:36 AM (5SOal)

651  except Waffle House, but that's some modern thing I wouldn't touch.

Posted by: Miley


Pro Tip-don't play the "Waffle House Song" more than twice. Irritates people with hot items and sharp knives. And Attitudes.

Posted by: Miklos, who learned that and will show the scars at April 18, 2021 02:36 AM (QzkSJ)

652   A neighbor of mine used to drive an old '55 Chevy pickup truck. He drove it well into the '90s. It had a foot starter pedal. As a kid in the '70s, circa '75 I used to think that thing was *old*. How in the world could anybody drive something that old. 
   My '92 F-150 is now much older now than that '55 was then. And I don't think of it as that old at all. Still runs good. But damn plastic pieces are getting brittle. The glove box catch broke off the other day. 
   I used to say things, and my father and his buds would get this look on their faces and look at each other and sort of shake their heads. I understand that now. Very well. 
    It's worse now. I don't think these millennials will ever come to understand. 

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 18, 2021 02:38 AM (Mzdiz)

653

M-35A2 deuce and a half's, M-113s, 5 tons and all the others had starter buttons on the instrument panels

Posted by: redc1c4

What happens if I push this button?

Posted by: the First Female Secretary of the Army at April 18, 2021 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)

654  It's worse now. I don't think these millennials will ever come to understand. 

Posted by: publius


In a best-case scenario, I suspect that you and I and some others will do a lot of head shaking.

Posted by: Miklos, who saw the demise of Communism, but now it's back, and I've seen this movie at April 18, 2021 02:42 AM (QzkSJ)

655 Officially older than dirt. Remember (or do I?) Shooting real .22s at knotts berry farm, panning for gold flakes, chicken dinners with boysenberry pie. Why, I remember when elections were one whole day! 

Posted by: Getting the band back together after elder abuse at April 18, 2021 02:44 AM (TdQLl)

656 But, don't forget. Mike Nesmith's mom invented Whiteout! That's huge! Posted by: COMountainMarie


And now you know.......the REST of the story.

Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey at April 18, 2021 02:44 AM (6H/55)

657 Honestly Miklos,  I really don't want to see that movie. It sounds really depressing... 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 02:45 AM (5SOal)

658

What happens if I push this button?

Posted by: the First Female Secretary of the Army at April 18, 2021 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)
----
absolutely nothing, if the "Master Power" switch is off, or if you have to slave start a dead battery, because either, or both, terms will cause you to have a meltdown...

not to mention AFV's involve hard w*rk and physical discomfort, neither of which you can deal with.

this is why the new "woke" military doesn't overly worry me, except where the safety of my country is in question.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated at April 18, 2021 02:46 AM (/KPPD)

659 Commander Cody was playing saturdays, not the band, the movie serial. 

Posted by: Getting the band back together after elder abuse at April 18, 2021 02:48 AM (TdQLl)

660 In movie theaters.

Posted by: Getting the band back together after elder abuse at April 18, 2021 02:49 AM (TdQLl)

661 bad news dept.:

the 23 cubic foot freezer out in te BBQ pagoda apparently took a shit this evening... we'll either be buying something we're not ready to spend money on, or i'll be cooking a shit load of food in the very near future.

schise!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated at April 18, 2021 02:50 AM (/KPPD)

662 Don't know how to shift the bands on a Model A. Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 01:58 AM (1ENjc)

Heh. That's because there aren't any bands. Model A had a very conventional 3-speed transmission with a floor shift lever. Model T's were the ones with the bands, which were shifted by 3 pedals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 02:51 AM (mzC78)

663 659

Hey now! Commander Cody was also an amazing band! Lots of fun if one had a good buzzzz on...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 02:52 AM (5SOal)

664 ..Officially older than dirt. Remember (or do I?) Shooting real .22s at knotts berry farm, panning for gold flakes, chicken dinners with boysenberry pie. Why, I remember when elections were one whole day! 

Posted by: Getting the band back together after elder abuse at April 18, 2021 02:44 AM (TdQLl)

 

Yeah.  2nd grade, we lived across the street from Knotts.  Pre fence days. The fried chicken was glorious.

 

Galveston, TX

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2021 02:52 AM (QzJWU)

665 #pls infom re: the audio system of Ye Wreteched Panhard Posted by: Miklos, aficionado of cool but cheap used cars at April 18, 2021 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)
It came to me with a British-made vacuum-tube car radio, which actually works! And was apparently the OEM radio for the car.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 02:53 AM (mzC78)

666

this is why the new "woke" military doesn't overly worry me, except where the safety of my country is in question.

Posted by: redc1c4 

DON'T MANSPLAIN TO ME

Posted by: Christine Wormuth, nominated as Secretary of the Army at April 18, 2021 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)

667 the tech poast, while informative, fcks with the ONT tradition and is therefore an abomination.

besides which, IMHO, Pixy should be restoring the glory of Minx 0.7 alpha to it's rightful place in the world, and not poasting tech shit most of us do not grok.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated at April 18, 2021 02:53 AM (/KPPD)

668

DON'T MANSPLAIN TO ME

Posted by: Christine Wormuth, nominated as Secretary of the Army at April 18, 2021 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)
---
last calling station, suggest you change locations and Romeo Tango Oscars: you are coming in broken and stupid, over.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated at April 18, 2021 02:56 AM (/KPPD)

669 the 23 cubic foot freezer out in te BBQ pagoda apparently took a shit this evening
Sir-
Multiple vectors of backup and redundancy are suggested.

Posted by: Miklos only knows about hurricanes at April 18, 2021 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)

670 Maybe we should just be purely on topic in the Tech Thread, and continue with our normal BS here.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2021 02:57 AM (ufFY8)

671 He mentioned a foot switch, and also the buttons (metal) you pushed in to change stations.  Never had a foot switch.  The older car I ever drove was the 1964 Chevy BelAir wagon (3 on the tree). Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing green at April 18, 2021 02:30 AM (Mzdiz)

I wasn't clear, but I meant the button to activate the signal-seeking tuner that was mounted on the toeboard. Cadillac had it. You could mystify passengers by making it change stations, while both hands were on the wheel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 02:57 AM (mzC78)

672    We had an old '55 Ford F-500. Used it for a water truck for spraying. We retired it probably in the late '80s. It's parked around here somewhere -- I think showed it to Miley a while back. The transmission was getting worn and the thing would jump out of high gear under load. My father just fashioned a piece of wood to jam in between the gear shift and the dashboard to hold in. It could've be fixed, but you had to tear down the transmission -- it was something worn, I forget. 
   Anyway, it had a 6V electrical system, positive ground and a push button for the starter on the dash. 

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 18, 2021 02:58 AM (Mzdiz)

673 I'm really tired of Wimin's history month. Can we just stop this crap?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 02:58 AM (5SOal)

674

last calling station, suggest you change locations and Romeo Tango Oscars: you are coming in broken and stupid, over.

Posted by: redc1c4

So 

No whiskey for that sad, but true sock

Posted by: Miklos, not here to pick no fights, official hurricane season starts in 6 weeks at April 18, 2021 02:59 AM (QzkSJ)

675 659Commander Cody was playing saturdays, not the band, the movie serial.

Posted by: Getting the band back together after elder abuse at April 18, 2021 02:48 AM (TdQLl)

You can never be better than Commander Shepard.

https://tinyurl.com/z925abx

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2021 02:59 AM (ufFY8)

676 T comes before A, I always get that mixed up.

Radio was from a Hudson that we (Dad) put in the PickUp.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 02:59 AM (1ENjc)

677 T comes before A, I always get that mixed up.
T&A is how I learned it

Posted by: Miklos, with genuine thanks to kbdabear at April 18, 2021 03:04 AM (QzkSJ)

678 I went to the big gun show today in Phoenix. Met retired sherriff Joe Arpaio, and bought his book. Scarcely anyone at the show wore a mask, under ten percent, i would estimate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 03:04 AM (mzC78)

679    That '55 had vacuum powered windshield wipers. The motor got worn and leaky. Even then, going uphill under load resulted in low manifold vacuum and they wouldn't work so well. And when it got worn, it was even worse. 
   I remember driving it home one day and it came a little shower. Going up hill, I had to let off and downshift to get it to make a full sweep. If you had  a passenger, he could reach around and give the blades a push. 
     A neighbor, same one with the '55 pickup, had an even older big truck with the vacuum wipers. He just rigged a piece of baling twine which he tied to the wiper arms, allowing him to pull it either way. 

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 18, 2021 03:04 AM (Mzdiz)

680 677

Heh. 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:05 AM (5SOal)

681   The Model T was known as Tin Lizzy, and the transition to Model A prompted a song, "Henry's made a lady out of Lizzy":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqcFPDRtQVQ

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 18, 2021 03:09 AM (Mzdiz)

682 A neighbor, same one with the '55 pickup, had an even older big truck with the vacuum wipers. He just rigged a piece of baling twine which he tied to the wiper arms, allowing him to pull it either way.  Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 18, 2021 03:04 AM (Mzdiz)

Perfectly satisfactory electric-powered wipers existed before WWII, and were optional on many cars. Yet the manufacturers stubbornly stuck with the crappy vacuum motors, and even added all kinds of bizarre vacuum boosters to paper over their shortcomings, right into the 1960's. Makes no sense at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 03:12 AM (mzC78)

683 I went to the big gun show today in Phoenix. Met retired sherriff Joe Arpaio, and bought his book. Scarcely anyone at the show wore a mask, under ten percent, i would estimate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 03:04 AM (mzC7


sounds like a day well spent to me.

Posted by: Quint at April 18, 2021 03:14 AM (fjS2+)

684 Heh. 

Posted by: COMountain


Miklos making jokes. Nice when peoples is laughings.


Posted by: Miklos, on AoS, where apparently it a permanent St. Patrick's Day at April 18, 2021 03:15 AM (QzkSJ)

685 Looks like everyone left for Pixy Misa. I will miss late night ONT posters, but what the heck...good on you Pix..you keep things going...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:18 AM (5SOal)

686 Well Miklos is still here... What kind of mischief can we get up to....?  Hmmmm?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:20 AM (5SOal)

687 Looks like everyone left for Pixy Misa. I will miss late night ONT posters, but what the heck...good on you Pix..you keep things going... Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:18 AM (5SOal)

Well, I will keep this thread open, but will also pop into the tech thread for a look. But will be going to bed soon, in any case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 03:21 AM (mzC78)

688 Sleep tight, we'll be here tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2021 03:24 AM (1ENjc)

689 AOP - yeah, I'll probably hit it too. It kinda socks to see everyone sign out, but Fridays seem to go this way.  Good night my friend! See ya later if you're still around

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:26 AM (5SOal)

690 Of course, I'm still hanging out. Probably with the crickets. But, hey! Oh, what fun!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:29 AM (5SOal)

691 Anyone up for another beer? Ok, I'll go ahead and have one myself. Cheers to everyone who is not here. Kinda fun having the whole place to myself 🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:32 AM (5SOal)

692 hmm
There is no word in Hungarian for "Mischief" with proper connotation. So I will make up a new Hungarian term (I am allowed to do this) and the New word magyarul is, if I understand the context and intent, "krampussag".

Posted by: Miklos, a thinkin' and a drinkin' at April 18, 2021 03:33 AM (QzkSJ)

693 did anyone note how the time machine is back in action on this thread?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated at April 18, 2021 03:34 AM (/KPPD)

694 Gad, I'm old. Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at April 18, 2021 01:38 AM (ZYEz6)

Hold my beer then get off my lawn.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 03:34 AM (LS3oW)

695 Dueling threads!  *banjo*

I'm up and rereading "One Second After", which ironically I can only do because the power is on.

For now.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 18, 2021 03:35 AM (Dc2NZ)

696 What a night. Just got home, checked my e-mail and my razors for shaving are being shipped from Higashiyodagawa-Ku, Japan. Thats a long name. Too bad I have to order shit from Japan just to avoid American companies that hate me and this country.

Posted by: JROD at April 18, 2021 03:35 AM (0jZnq)

697 Ok, I'll bite. What the actual f'k is a kramppussag? And why didn't you follow everyone else to the tech post?  I was planning on getting all  crazy here all by myself...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:37 AM (5SOal)

698 @693 redc1c4-At least you time travelers that are three hours ahead can let me know three hours before anyone else if something goes down. I'm stuck three hours back in time. It's 12:40am here for me.

Posted by: JROD at April 18, 2021 03:39 AM (0jZnq)

699 Woops. I guess I'm not here by myself...
Eris - One Second After is a great book. It's a good guide if you look closely.  

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:40 AM (5SOal)

700 did anyone note how the time machine is back in action on this thread?

Posted by: redc1c4


You are the Time Lord, and ain't foolin' nobody.

Posted by: Miklos, Sir, van I get that one special five minutes back? at April 18, 2021 03:41 AM (QzkSJ)

701 I broke it, didn't I ?
Ok, fine. I'm just gonna dance nekkid around,  and theck with it...weeeeee!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:47 AM (5SOal)

702 time hack

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated at April 18, 2021 03:48 AM (/KPPD)

703 It's late...meant the heck with it. Not like anyone would notice - and still, I'm nekkid...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:50 AM (5SOal)

704 Nekkid and dancin..
And maybe.  Last!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:53 AM (5SOal)

705 I think Pixy has sent Soma to the peoples

Posted by: Aldous Miklos-Huxley at April 18, 2021 03:53 AM (QzkSJ)

706 Hey we don't have to stay on one thread exclusively. I can chew gum and walk so I should be able to comment in two threads.. . .  Maybe.

Hey that tech talk is like a new toy. It's different than anything that goes on here at AoSHQ. (well other than occasional help for some moron(ette) who's having tech problems)

We'll get bored and Pixy will get tied up doing other stuff and soon it won't be regular just off and on and then disappear completely. 

It's the cycle of life.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 03:54 AM (LS3oW)

707 Well, getting real sleepy. Time to get some shuteye. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2021 03:55 AM (mzC78)

708 Posted by: JROD at April 18, 2021 03:39 AM (0jZnq)

Notice; the Sun will be rising where you're at in about 6 hours or there abouts.

Just thought I'd warn you. That big flaming ball in the sky? yeah that thing.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 18, 2021 03:56 AM (LS3oW)

709 Nekkid and dancin..
And maybe.  Last!

Posted by: COMountainMarie


Ha! I liked when a troll tried to harass me by claiming I was dancing naked under the streetlight. Trolls are trolls, but how  did troll know?

Posted by: Mistake makin' Miklos at April 18, 2021 03:56 AM (QzkSJ)

710 706
Yes. Cut.of.jib.
It just feels like a lot of fun when there's so much food here 😝

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:57 AM (5SOal)

711 I remember the King's Hamburgers franchise. Sat in red leather booths, each of which had its own telephone. When you were ready to order, you picked up your phone, and it rang the kitchen.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 03:58 AM (VDbGO)

712 Stoopid auto correct... ...so much 'fun' here...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:59 AM (5SOal)

713 Think I'm going to join you for a drink, COMountainMarie....

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:01 AM (VDbGO)

714 Mistake makin' Miklos, you make my heart skip a beat...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 04:03 AM (5SOal)

715 Sam Adams  -  cheers, my friend! 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 04:04 AM (5SOal)

716 I have got Sci-Fi Saturday Night on MeTV playing in the background, playing EVE Online, with random music going, and then I occasionally refresh this thread.

I don't think I am ADD.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2021 04:05 AM (ufFY8)

717 On Saturday nights we used to ride our bikes down to the National Guard armory. You could buy 25 rounds of .22 long rifle for 25 cents. National Guardsmen were there to supervise youngsters shooting single-shot, bolt-action rifles from the standing, kneeling and prone positions. They even gave us various marksmanship badges, depending on how well we did. Loved it! So did our parents. It was a cheap way to get us kids out of their hair.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:05 AM (VDbGO)

718 Tonight's menu: El Chingon IPA and Willett Bourbon.
Mmmmmm-mmmm-mmm.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:07 AM (VDbGO)

719 COMountainMarie, Cheers! Proust! Down the hatch! Here's looking  up your old address! Here's looking up your dress!
Good Lord.
Been working way, waaaaayyyy too much.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:09 AM (VDbGO)

720 718 Sam Adams

I haven't tried that bourbon. Not an IPA drinker - mostly lagers or pilsners. Small brewery beers really can be pretty tasty.  

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 04:14 AM (5SOal)

721

Ha! I liked when a troll tried to harass me by claiming I was dancing naked under the streetlight. Trolls are trolls, but how did troll know?


Neighbors, TikTok, I'm sure you can figure out the rest.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - New lower calorie formula! at April 18, 2021 04:16 AM (SchxB)

722 And, dammit, Sam Adams! Don't ever accuse me of having an address!  😡

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 04:20 AM (5SOal)

723 COMountainMarie,
Okay, you don't have an address. I'll just follow the moon to somewhere just east of Mt. Antero.
I'm bringing the pilsner. Pilsner Urquell! My favorite beer. Czechs know how to brew.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:28 AM (VDbGO)

724 Just in case some of the very early folks show up soon, let it be known that I might have broken the ONT. I'm terribly ashamed.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 04:29 AM (5SOal)

725 Also have some Texas-brewed Hans' Pilsner chilling in the fridge. I like it. Very, very quaffable after a night of hammering steel.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:30 AM (VDbGO)

726 703 It's late...meant the heck with it. Not like anyone would notice - and still, I'm nekkid...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 03:50 AM (5SOal)


Ok, I'm late. but I'm here!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 04:31 AM (sy5kK)

727
723
Now you're getting it! You go ahead and keep following that 'moon'. Czech can suffice.....  

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 04:33 AM (5SOal)

728 I didn't even get here until after Pixy posted the Tech stuff.
So I slowly read everything and there are still hangers-on around!
Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 04:33 AM (sy5kK)

729 COMountainMarie,
I think LeftCoastDawg could find a way to help you load those jpegs....

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:33 AM (VDbGO)

730 Oh, Sam. LCD is way too much of a gentleman.  

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 04:36 AM (5SOal)

731 I want to come to Colorado to mine for aquamarine.
And amazonite.
And fresh pils.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:38 AM (VDbGO)

732 I probably should get some zzzzzz. It's almost 3am here. Been great visiting. Love you guys! 

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 04:40 AM (5SOal)

733 Peace!

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:40 AM (VDbGO)

734 Ok, in no particular order, my inputs to the topics of this evening:
I nailed each and every one of the 17 things on the list.  I had to think about the little wax Coke bottles, they were at that little country store I rode my bike to, about a mile away, when I was about 8.  And the newsreels were at a little dive old theater in Poulsbo, west side of Puget Sound north of Bremerton, when our family went there for the weekend with others in the boat club.  I thought, "why are they playing these black and white short news movies, of old news?"
I hated Butch Wax, because my Dad would insist on buzz cuts for the summertime after school ended for the year, and Dad would say crap like "yeah, just get some Butch Wax, and you'll look great!"   Oh, that pissed me off.  Still, got the damn butch cut, until I was maybe 11 or so.  Little brothers didn't get it when it stopped for me.   They didn't know how good they had it, those youngin's.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 04:40 AM (sy5kK)

735 730 Oh, Sam. LCD is way too much of a gentleman.  

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 18, 2021 04:36 AM (5SOal)

surely you have me mixed up with another LCD.  

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 04:41 AM (sy5kK)

736 First concert.....Chuck Berry at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center....1971, or so, maybe......

Posted by: jasonj at April 18, 2021 04:45 AM (ocTOb)

737 1972, Elton John, Seattle Center Coliseum.  73 Led Zep, 75 CSNY first stop of their tour, after being broken up for a few years, they played over 5 1/2 hours, no warm up band.  It was a weeknight and many left because they had work or school in the morning.  Not me.
Then, in '75, Led Zep again, 4 1/2 hours with no warmup band, Robin Trower - Too Rolling Stoned Tour at the old Paramount, both were beyond incredible concerts. 
'76-'77, buddy worked in the Seattle U athletic dept, and they played their games at the Coliseum.  He got to know the head usher, and the usher would let him,, and 3 to 5 of his closest friends into every concert.  Ted Nugent in his early prime was something to witness, especially when it was free and I was a poor college student.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 04:48 AM (sy5kK)

738 I didn't nail all seventeen, but I got enough to be concerned. Never seen Blackjack gum, but the wax Coke bottles? Yup. Loved candy cigarettes! There were two kinds: Bubblegum dusted with powdered sugar and rolled up in real paper to look just like a cigarette, and the chalky sticks with one end painted cherry red. The chalky ones had a more realistic looking cigarette "pack," but the gum ones would blow a puff of sugar "smoke" a couple times if you blew through them.
Never seen a newsreel at the beginning of a movie, and I've never had a buzzcut. Thank Almighty God.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:49 AM (VDbGO)

739 My God, I would kill to have seen Zeppelin live! And, you got to see Terrible Ted in his prime. I am profoundly jealous.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:51 AM (VDbGO)

740 And on a serious topic from earlier this evening, the Minneapolis upcoming riots and burning times, I would ask who is truly responsible for the rioting and killing?    It is the leadership of the city, of course.  
And that is who should be made to suffer, first, foremost, and with prejudice.   Extreme prejudice.   That's about as descriptive as I can get, without getting the place shut down.  Use your imagination.

EXACTLY!  Because there is no law left.  Just the law of the jungle. 

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 04:54 AM (sy5kK)

741 On my 12th birthday, I asked for, and received, an entire box (maybe 24 pack?) of Teaberry gum.  IIRC, there was Blackjack Gum, and also Clove Gum.  All made by the same company -  Clark.  Blackjack gum was licorice tasting, and Clove gum just sucked, but Granny (Mom's mom) loved it.  

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 04:57 AM (sy5kK)

742 And who is cheering this destruction on? Who is working overtime to try to start a race war, or a civil war, or whatever violent upheaval they can manage?
The Democrat Party, that's who.
And once again, when you're figuring out who deserves retribution for the deliberate misery being foisted on the peoples of a good and decent nation, well....
As MH says, "*types....deletes.*"

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:59 AM (VDbGO)

743 I also saw Zeppelin in their '77 tour.  It was in the summertime.  My roommate at the UW had a job hawking pop at concerts and sporting events.   He would arrive about 2 hours before the doors opened, through a side door.
So, in '77, we bought a case of quarts of Rainier beer, and he took them in and stuck them in the .big walk in refrigerator in the commissary where they would make the food for the evening.  
He would then bring out about 4 at a time, hidden under his shirt, and the rack he carried the pop, tied so they wouldn't fall and break.   A quart of Rainier back then was maybe 50 cents, I was getting offers for ten bucks from people who saw us make the exchange.   Oh, hell no, there were a couple of sweet young friendly things standing in front of us guys, and they got them.  I and a buddy got ours later.  

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 05:06 AM (sy5kK)

744 I remember going to the Five and Dime store with my brother in our earliest days....Rows and rows of different kinds of candy, displayed behind glass, with stainless steel dividers. Hundreds of varieties. Treasures for a penny! And toy cars, models, balsa wood airplanes, kites, masks, disappearing ink, prank gadgets, cap guns, bow and arrow kits, pocket knives.... We were gone at the break of dawn as kids. We knew only that we had to be back by dinner time. We didn't wear helmets, we jumped our bikes off of ramps, we built tree houses thirty-five feet in the air, and swung out from rope swings for hours on end....

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:07 AM (VDbGO)

745 Well, LCD, you got to see the greatest rock 'n roll in history, live! I am incandescent with jealousy. Can't say that the music has gotten better, can we?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:12 AM (VDbGO)

746 There were two kinds: Bubblegum dusted with powdered sugar and rolled up in real paper to look just like a cigarette, and the chalky sticks with one end painted cherry red. The chalky ones had a more realistic looking cigarette "pack," but the gum ones would blow a puff of sugar "smoke" a couple times if you blew through them.
 

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 04:49 AM (VDbGO)

Only had the chalky sticks with the end painted red.    I remember at that little store buying a pack once, and thinking how I wasted my money.

  I remember when Milk Duds were all wrinkly with real chocolate, instead of the smooth waxy crap they have now.   Still the same yellow box, though.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 05:13 AM (sy5kK)

747 745 Well, LCD, you got to see the greatest rock 'n roll in history, live! I am incandescent with jealousy. Can't say that the music has gotten better, can we?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:12 AM (VDbGO)


I have some nephews that are late 20's early 30-ish now.  When they were early teens, they would listen to the Old Rock stations, never new stuff,  circa 2000-ish.  I remember asking them why.   They said all the new stuff was crap, and besides, it was all new to them.   Once I pulled out a Grand Funk Railroad album out and played I'm Your Captain/Closer to Home.   They were speechless for probably a minute.  Not even the rock oldies stations played GFR, apparently.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 05:17 AM (sy5kK)

748 LCD,
Think you'll like this. It gives me hope.
https://tinyurl.com/3ccbn58u

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:19 AM (VDbGO)

749 The Rolling Stones, in 1981, with Eddie Money and the J. Geils Band at the Kingdome was one helluva show.  2 shows in 2 days.  Large group of people I knew, some better than others, sat together in the 100 level, directly facing the stage.    There was enough money spent on drugs between us all for those two days to buy a reasonably priced home.  At least put down what was a down payment at that time. 

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 05:21 AM (sy5kK)

750 Speaking of Grand Funk Railroad....
https://tinyurl.com/kr3eb3tf

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:22 AM (VDbGO)

751 Sam Adams.
Twin bullseyes.
Oh, that little kid drummer, I saw him before!  
Yes, there is hope!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 05:25 AM (sy5kK)

752 So, you're still living in the danger zone, in the Seattle area?
Good God, be careful.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:26 AM (VDbGO)

753 Yeah, that's a little girl! Yoyoka is ten or eleven now. When I saw her playing Zeppelin flawlessly, I thought how weird it must have been for John Bonham to have been reincarnated as a little Japanese girl! You ought to see her play Deep Purple's, "Burn." Ian Paice reviewed it and was completely blown away.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:28 AM (VDbGO)

754 Could have easily seen Stones in 81 at Hampton but I hate the Stones

Posted by: Skip the guy who says Nood at April 18, 2021 05:29 AM (Cxk7w)

755 745 Well, LCD, you got to see the greatest rock 'n roll in history, live! I am incandescent with jealousy. Can't say that the music has gotten better, can we? Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:12 AM (VDbGO)

And yet, there are so many top acts that I either didn't or couldn't see.  I have been bumbed out in the past thinking about those I missed, instead of all the stuff I saw.
I still remember well the '75 LZ concert, sat up on the side maybe 30 rows up, and could see the entire stage perfectly,and far enough back where the sound was good.  Plant was quite the actor and dancer during the concerts, as well as an amazing vocalist.   He moved around the stage not unlike Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull. Must be that English / Scottish background in them.   Oh, yeah, forgot, I saw Tull around '76 or so, too.  

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 05:32 AM (sy5kK)

756 The live lip sync video Start Me Up was from that show, many went.

Posted by: Skip the guy who says Nood at April 18, 2021 05:32 AM (Cxk7w)

757 752 So, you're still living in the danger zone, in the Seattle area?
Good God, be careful.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:26 AM (VDbGO)


Seattle.

Born here.

Raised here.

Gonna probably die here.

The only question at this point is how. 


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 05:33 AM (sy5kK)

758 What is the source of Seattle's sickness? Who/what introduced the Communism plague, and the whole America-hating, Satan-worshipping dipshit-itis?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:36 AM (VDbGO)

759 Skip,
The Stones are a band I can take or leave. Like some of their stuff, but I certainly don't go out of my way to find it.
Zeppelin is completely different for me. A revelation. Rush as well. Allman Brothers.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:40 AM (VDbGO)

760 Seattle to me would be like living in Eastern Bloc around 1965

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2021 05:41 AM (Cxk7w)

761 754 Could have easily seen Stones in 81 at Hampton but I hate the Stones Posted by: Skip the guy who says Nood at April 18, 2021 05:29 AM (Cxk7w)

Yep, that was the same tour as when I saw them.  Not the best musical show, but the crowd of Stones fans was different than any other group of fans I was a part of.  Intense, and a different vibe from any concert I ever attended.    And we lined up and waited for hours before the lines started to let people in.  Maybe 60K?  65K? per concert.   Waiting in that line for the first concert, I have never seen so many people consume so many drugs.  Of every possible kind.  We just stuck with a few joints we had rolled up and stashed in the socks.  We kept our coke until the show started.  Well, some of us did.   Some couldn't wait that long.  Me, I could, and also had a buddy who couldn't.  Luckily for my buddy the few dozen people that we knew fairly well were all carrying and sharing during the concert. 

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 05:42 AM (sy5kK)

762 I saw Led Sep twice at Knebworth 1979, not their best performance it's said but magical and 40 years later still remember it, wish I could find that photo album. 

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2021 05:43 AM (Cxk7w)

763 Yeah, I'd have little patience with or use for the Stasi or their little black-shirted lick-spittles. These little assholes know nothing of razor wire and land mines, yet certainly advocate for such, and openly bloviate about the joy they would feel at seeing people like me sent to the gulags. Douchebags don't know how many of Stalin's supporters found their ends in those same camps....

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:43 AM (VDbGO)

764 Leftists turn on each other to keep their own skin, you always have to prove your more Leftist than everyone.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2021 05:48 AM (Cxk7w)

765 758 What is the source of Seattle's sickness? Who/what introduced the Communism plague, and the whole America-hating, Satan-worshipping dipshit-itis?

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:36 AM (VDbGO)


At the Texas MoMe last October sitting around the campfire, WeirdDave asked me nearly the identical question.   And I didn't really have a good answer for him, either.  

I will say that historically, Seattle /WA state has always been very independent and generally ignored by the rest of the country.  Maybe in '67, with the Sonics, or the mid '70's when the Seahawks and Mariners were expansion teams, people noticed.   Before then, the West Coast was Los Angeles, San Francisco, and points north all the way to Alaska.  Nobody cared about Seattle or Portland. 

Until then, this area was very independent and lots of natural resources, so we pretty much kept to ourselves.    Seattle was the host of the only General Strike in US History, in 1919, led by the Wobblies.   Think of Upton Sinclair - type vibe.    Google it for background, although I wouldn't trust Google to find an honest account of what happened.  

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 05:50 AM (sy5kK)

766 "Keep clapping, Comrade!"
Imagine a world without them.
My, what a beautiful place it could be.
Death to Communism/Socialism, and all who advocate it.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 05:51 AM (VDbGO)

767 A certain H.S. principal's son's bicycle was raised to the top of a flagpole one time. No motorcycles were involved. I have no knowledge of this incident.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2021 05:52 AM (0OP+5)

768 760 Seattle to me would be like living in Eastern Bloc around 1965 Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2021 05:41 AM (Cxk7w)
------ There is the central city, where CHAZ/CHOP was, and then the suburbs north and south.  On the other side of Lake Washington is The Eastside, where Bellevue, Redmond, Kirkland, Issaquah, and Sammamish are.  All essentially built (maybe 80%) after 1960.  
Liberals live north and south.  Leftists live in the central city.  Normal people, as well as Liberals and many Karens, driving $120k Escalades and Lexuses, live on the Eastside.  

And then farther out, are many of the most outdoor loving, self-sufficient, redneck, armed, patriotic, yet still politically aware people you will find anywhere.    When CW2.0 arrives, the weeping and gnashing of teeth will be unpresented. 
Me?  I've been training at the range with Mark Andrew Edwards, nurse rached, and others.  Like I said, politically aware. 

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 05:59 AM (sy5kK)

769 LCD,
I watch as time after time Seattle PD and federal agents are repeatedly, violently attacked, and their attackers are never prosecuted. If YOU are attacked, and you defend yourself, those same cops will come after you. Unbelievable. Think I'll stick with Texas. Would love to attend the next MoMe here.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 06:02 AM (VDbGO)

770 KRAK IS UP

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2021 06:03 AM (Cxk7w)

771 History doesn't necessarily repeat itself, but it often rhymes. 
History has given us many Communist / totalitarian situations in the past where millions have died, and entire countries were destroyed.
But never in history have a general population been so armed, and with so much experience on how to use firearms.  And while we have maybe 2 million in the military today, there are over 14 million vets from Vietnam, the Middle East wars, and also who served in peacetime.  They mostly still remember how to hold a line or set up a defensive position, and can quickly train the 10 to 25 million gun owners that go hunting once in a while.  
Was it Yamamoto that said something about not wanting to invade America, because behind every blade of grass is an American with a rifle?   
Damn, I have had to self-censor quite a bit in this post. 

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2021 06:09 AM (sy5kK)

772 They've also never faced so many of us who are already more than familiar with their prior "handiwork."
I grew up watching the USSR. I've read Solzhenitsyn. I will NOT live under that shit.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 18, 2021 06:14 AM (VDbGO)

773 Mike Lindell is stepping into the Twitter/Facebook space.  Let's hope he is wildly successful  I read somewhere he is also going to do a startup to complete with Amazon. My numbers on my credit card are trembling in anticipation.
I freaking can't WAIT!!!!!
Go Lindell.  I am curious if he is working in tandem with Trump since he announced something similar on the Twitter/Facebook competitor.
Another yearning in my heart is for the old blog to come back.  For some reason my computer does not like the new one.  Color me sad.

Posted by: Sweets at April 18, 2021 08:48 AM (Hh51s)

774 That being said, I wish I had hit preview to correct some grammar issues.  Sigh.

Posted by: Sweets at April 18, 2021 08:50 AM (Hh51s)

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