Listen to him. He's British:

The youth vote doesn't seem to have turned out. Fascinating. We were all suckered on that one.

Ummmm... all of us were suckered by that one?

Idiot, they talk about the "Youth Vote" swinging the election to the dems every fricking four years. It never happens.

Nice going, political genius.

Excitable Andy ain't that excited at the moment:

I'm beginning to think Ohio may go for Bush, as the votes tick by. But I've learned one thing today: don't expect anything. Carville just said that Bush now has the "superior hand" in this election. I think he's right.

Hey, Andy: Chill out. The American people are speaking. Don't get angry just because you don't like what they're saying.

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FoxNews CALLS!!!!

REPEAT:

GEORGE W. BUSH PROJECTED TO WIN OHIO BY FOXNEWS; NOT ENOUGH OUTSTANDING VOTES TO OVERCOME CURRENT MARGIN

Neeeds one or two more tiny states.

ALASKA = in the bag. Yields 3 EV's, gives Bush 269, enough to force a tie, and bring us to the House of Representatives.

EITHER NH OR NM WILL NOW WIN IT FOR BUSH!!!

(Or Iowa, Wisconsin, or any of the bigger Gore states.)

KNOCK KNOCK SPIT SPIT: FoxNews now making my stomach churn by noting that Bush's lead in Ohio is diminishing as the votes continue rolling in.

I've been here before.

No Kim Richards.

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Estrich talks about Cuyahoga County/Cleveland.

But what she doesn't mention is the vote from Republican-stronghold Hamilton County/Cincinnati is barely in at all. It was delayed for some reason.

Kerry not only has to exceed Gore's performance in 2000, he also has to

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GEORGE W. BUSH JUST WON OHIO!!!

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Just one... just one... just one more left...!

(Okay, we technically also have to keep Nevada, and/or keep New Hampshire.)

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According to Jim Angle.

Knock, knock, spit, spit.

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On Fox, meanwhile, Susan Estrich is already beginning to argue the legal case for overturning the Florida vote.

ONE MORE LEFT.

Just one. One more.

Please please please please please...!

Thanks to, well, a bunch of folks for the tip.

Kim Richards?

No premature Kim Richards. Quite frankly, I had a lot of premature Kim Richards in high school, and it was hell on my self-esteem.

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Too cool for school.

Total National Vote Tracker Out of 78 million votes counted so far, Bush leads by 2 million. A blowout, thusfar, compared to 2000. A 3% lead, compared to the 3% deficit predicted by the exit polls.

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Well, that's good. We won't have to hear about Pinellas, Brevard, or Broward counties this time around.

On the other hand, we may be hearing about Lake, Cuyahoga, Franklin, and Stark.

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Kristol: Bush ahead by 300,000 votes in FL with 6% outstanding.

The Corner says that Bush is winning Ohio counties by a nice margin that he lost in 2000.

Knock, knock. Spit, spit.

Repeat.

Juan Williams Alert! "Don't forget, there are some challenges coming in Florida..."

That doesn't sound like the voice of confidence to me.

Eff you, Juan Williams. Eff you right up the ay. (Advertisers, take note: No actual cursing in that demand of sodomy.)

Panicking Peter? Fat Kid says so.

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It's not enough to be happy; you need your enemies to be miserable, too, or else it's just like kissing your sister.

Sure she's a hot piece of ass with a blousefull of goodies, but it's just wrong.*

Meanwhile... John Kerry is quietly asking if there's a constitutional position called "President of Exit Polls."

Update-- Whoops! I didn't mean to suggest that Kerry is going to lose. Knock, knock, spit, spit. I just meant that he and his camp apparently forgot the president is determined by actual voting, not by exit polls.

Pardon my poor, karma-endangering phraseology.

* where? This is a really easy one.

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