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April 01, 2014

Breaking: Someone Does Something Funny and Outraged Feminists Say "That's Not Funny!!!"
— Ace

Apparently there's a mime in France (I can hear browsers clicking on to Hot Air as I write this) with some kind of a YouTube following.

I looked this guy Galliard's bits. Eh, they're okay. Here, he takes the stage in a Mister Universe tournament, despite not having any muscle mass, and despite, also, not having any permission to go on stage.

Eh, kind of cute.

Even better is "Urban Touchdown," which is pretty darn funny.

Well, he had another idea. He realized that if he had a friend videotape him from the right angle, he could, for example, stand ten feet away from a woman bending over to tie her shoe, and yet the angle would make it look like he was standing right behind her.

And then: He could mime having sex with her.

Yes, pretty much, this guy re-discovered the Benny Hill Trick-Perspective Shot.

But he went a bit further with it than ol' Benny did (Moderate Content Warning -- he goes to town in his "air sex").

Well, while most of us would see this as a rude, but harmless, prank, the Agents of Outrage of course have to prove they're Concerned and also Clever by making connections no sane human being ever would, and claim that, by pulling a silly prank, he was somehow encouraging (wait for it...) "rape culture."

Um, no he's not. Like those paid to detect Dog Whistles that don't exist, there are a certain number of professional gender-based grievance mongers who are paid to claim that pretty much anything involving a man and a woman is, in some way, perpetuating our "rape culture."

The Daisy Chain of bent logic goes something like this:

1. If you make any kind of sexual joke at a woman's expense, you are in some way subjecting her to unwanted sexual attention and unwanted sexual aggression.

2. By promoting a culture in which unwanted sexual aggression is established as a permissible norm, you are normalizing unwanted sexual aggression.

3. Some people will take a culture permitting unwanted sexual aggression to also permit actual sexual assault.

4. Those who laugh at this video, then, are encouraging -- and also laughing at -- actual rape, and are therefore akin to rapists themselves.

But this reasoning is ludicrous. Because using the same sort of connect-the-dots logic, I can prove that anyone who speeds on the highways promotes the death of children. Like so:

1. If you speed, you help perpetuate a highway environment in which speeding is seen as permissible.

2. For every 5 mph above the posted limits a population drives, a certain number of additional highway fatalities can be expected.

3. A significant fraction of those additional highway fatalities will be children.

4. Therefore anyone who speeds on the highways is blessing the needless deaths of children and should be stigmatized to nearly the extent a child-murderer would be stigmatized.

Do you let your kids watch Rugrats? Well how dare you -- you support The murder of police officers. Here, let me show you.

1. Rugrats encourages a social norm of undermining and resisting authority.

2. Police officers represent the authority of the state.

3. By letting your children watch Rugrats, you make the show more profitable, and they make more shows.

4. By making more shows, they increase the number of children exposed to anti-authoritarian messaging.

5. People will often act in comportment with the lessons they've learned as children.

6. Some people, when challenge by police, will react with the anti-authoritarian impulses they learned as children.

8. Among those reacting according to the anti-authoritarian impulses they learned as children, there must be -- as a statistical inevitability -- some number of persons willing to use violence as the vehicle of their resistance.

9. Some number of these persons will shoot and murder police officers. The law of large numbers makes this statistically inevitable.

10. Therefore, watching Rugrats encourages the shooting of policemen in the street.

Now, in each of these chains of logic, there is a certain amount of truth-- yes, one does support, sort of, in a very trivial way, the "increased marginal number of children's deaths" when one chooses to speed.

But no one thinks about this, because the links are so attenuated and weak.

And certainly no one would make the case that your routine 10 mph over the limit speeder is somehow a malefactor on par with child murderer.

But feminists deploy this weak Daisy Chain every day of the week to link some alleged social ill to rape, and then casually denigrate the perpetrator of such thoughtcrimes as near-rapists.

And no one ever says: "That makes no sense, and it's unfair and foul. Now stop that and behave properly."

And that's because if you object to the silly-string and duct tape that holds this nasty syllogism together, well, then, you are also guilty of encouraging rape, by denying the logic of the "rape culture" analysis.

Thanks to the Phantom Tipster.

Posted by: Ace at 01:45 PM | Comments (279)
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1 Was his name Roman?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2014 01:47 PM (IXrOn)

2 Thank God.

Posted by: Adam at April 01, 2014 01:48 PM (Aif/5)

3 I'm speechless.

(With my mime on my money and my money on my mime.)

Posted by: HR misses Breitbart at April 01, 2014 01:48 PM (ZKzrr)

4 I tried this joke on my hometown newspaper (far left coast, UC town). Needless to say, I got banned.... Bob Hope, touring the world in the year or so after the passage of the 1975 Consenting Adult Sex Bill: Â“IÂ’ve just flown in from California, where theyÂ’ve made homosexuality legal. I thought IÂ’d get out before they make it compulsory.Â”

Posted by: Havildar - Major at April 01, 2014 01:48 PM (kduZC)

5 They should green screen this scene with the French Movies and TV shows. Throw the mime in the sex scenes with all the nude, love making wimenz.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2014 01:49 PM (IXrOn)

6 Manners are over rated

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2014 01:50 PM (t3UFN)

7 Feminism is a herd instinct, yes?

Posted by: The Obvious Sock at April 01, 2014 01:50 PM (q+zA9)

8
"rape.."

Trigger warning!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 01:51 PM (kdS6q)

9 If Rene was Renee it would all be cool, 'cause Lesbian.

Posted by: MTF at April 01, 2014 01:51 PM (0Pvno)

10 You had me at rugrats advocates for a totalitarian police state

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 01, 2014 01:51 PM (ZBjRZ)

11 It's okay for Bill Clinton to laugh at it because shut up.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2014 01:52 PM (AO9UG)

12 Pantomining sex? Not impressive. Doing it with Yakety Sax playing over it? MUCH more impressive.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 01, 2014 01:52 PM (APuJ7)

Will they tell us then...when it is okay to laugh?

Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2014 01:52 PM (8nUCr)

14 It would be 'funny' to the feminist if Bill Maher said it...about a conservative.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 01, 2014 01:52 PM (3BvsE)

15 Ace,

The crossed swords of your logo look uncannily like erections, and therefore you are perpetuating the blending of violence, sex, and male domination.

Take it down immediately, or face the consequences of a boycott of your site by every militant feminist on the planet.

You have been warned.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2014 01:52 PM (QFxY5)

16 They are all about anti-authoritarianism unless they get to be the authority.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at April 01, 2014 01:53 PM (n+8FE)

17 I'm surprised People For The Ethical Treatment Of The Retarded haven't come to his defense.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 01, 2014 01:53 PM (5UteM)

18 He should have made the videos using men instead of women. That way not a G**damned soul would have gave a shit. Because, you know, anything to do with gays should be put on a little shelf with a tiny little light shining on it for all to admire.

Posted by: B at April 01, 2014 01:53 PM (6iEQd)

19 "Benny Hill Trick-Perspective Shot" The man was a genius.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 01:54 PM (gOoFi)

20 Wanted posters everywhere. Have you seen this penis?

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2014 01:54 PM (AO9UG)

21 We'll have to invite this guy to the Number 6 Dance.

Posted by: major major major major at April 01, 2014 01:54 PM (MUhs0)

22 And that's because if you object to the silly-string and duct tape that holds this nasty syllogism together, well, then, you are also guilty of encouraging rape, by denying the logic of the "rape culture" analysis. Who knew I was a denier?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 01:54 PM (lUXJH)

Stupid and childish? Yes.

Encouraging Rape-rape? No.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 01, 2014 01:54 PM (6n332)

24 19 "Benny Hill Trick-Perspective Shot" The man was a genius. --- Hill is apparently the UK's answer to Jerry Lewis... We think he's funny, the Brits think he's an embarassment. We just haven't declared him a genius and, as far as I can tell, he didn't make a comedy about the holocaust.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 01, 2014 01:55 PM (APuJ7)

25 What about that ditzy college student who is paying her way by making porn videos and says she likes it rough? Is she enabling the rape culture? Or is she living the feminist ideal?

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 01, 2014 01:55 PM (XUKZU)

26 I feel violence is the only just retribution. Not for mimes, no, no. For men.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at April 01, 2014 01:55 PM (0Pvno)

27 BTW, it's 2014. You would think the French would notice they're the only culture that still give a flying shit about mimes.

Posted by: B at April 01, 2014 01:55 PM (6iEQd)

28 He's literally Miming sex. It's outrageous! But, Anti-Semitic Comedians throwing the 'Heil Hitler!', they're cool with that.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2014 01:56 PM (Ea3M4)

29 Old feminist joke: "Knock knock" THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 01, 2014 01:56 PM (SY2Kh)

30 21 We'll have to invite this guy to the Number 6 Dance. --- Number Six? Taggart, care to explain?

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 01, 2014 01:56 PM (APuJ7)

31 Four out of five rapists like pizza. Just sayin.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2014 01:56 PM (AO9UG)

32 Maybe the problem is that he chose good looking women as his target? *ducks*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 01, 2014 01:56 PM (oFCZn)

33 I hope he didn't mime any PIV.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 01, 2014 01:56 PM (3a584)

34 So you liked the movie then?

Posted by: Smith, he said. at April 01, 2014 01:56 PM (CN8mh)

35 Midgets are going to have a field day with this.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2014 01:57 PM (Ea3M4)

36 "Number Six? Taggart, care to explain?" Raping cows, stampeding women....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 01:58 PM (gOoFi)

37 Mimes in Spaaaaace!!

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2014 01:58 PM (AO9UG)

38 All men are just one small trigger away from being murderous rapists, hence the validity of the tenuous logic.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 01, 2014 01:58 PM (L02KD)

39 2. For every 5 mph above the posted limits a population drives, a certain number of additional highway fatalities can be expected. Cool, so in my daily travels in my job I'm offing people. Cool, I get paid to be a hata & killa

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 01:58 PM (HVff2)

40 "Benny Hill Trick-Perspective Shot"

The man was a genius.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Ah, yes. I miss the days one could approach a random, old bald man and slap him on his bald pate.

(Srly, wtf was up with that? )

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i][/b] at April 01, 2014 01:58 PM (wCF3s)

41 Still pretty sure it's pro rape-culture.

Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at April 01, 2014 01:58 PM (ZPrif)

42 How come you only want to mime sex with me from behind?

Posted by: Lady in the Video at April 01, 2014 01:59 PM (Ea3M4)

43 He's literally Miming sex. Fapping?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 01:59 PM (lUXJH)

44

I like this one in college:

1) The more you study, the more you know.
2) The more you know, the more you forget.
3) The more you forget, the less you know.
4) Don't study.

Posted by: dan-O at April 01, 2014 01:59 PM (D0bIN)

45 Men. Are. Rapists. Fact.

Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at April 01, 2014 02:00 PM (ZPrif)

46
"there's a mime in France"

Where ladies wear no pants...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 02:00 PM (kdS6q)

47 For it to actually look real he needed to take out his penis, so he's not that devoted to his craft, is he?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 01, 2014 02:00 PM (5UteM)

48 You do realize that given the other meaning of the term "Daisy Chain" you are yourself perpetuating rape culture right?

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at April 01, 2014 02:00 PM (r2MFr)

49 Hold on now. It was a reverse-ironic anti-patriarchy protest video.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2014 02:01 PM (AO9UG)

50 Mother's milk leads to heroin abuse. Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 01, 2014 02:01 PM (0HooB)

51 The best part about being raped by a mime is that he doesn't tell you to make him a sammich when it's over.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 01, 2014 02:01 PM (8ZskC)

52 For it to actually look real he needed to take out his penis, so he's not that devoted to his craft, is he? Turtlenecks, all the way down.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2014 02:01 PM (Ea3M4)

53 "(Srly, wtf was up with that? )" Beats shit outta me. Must have been a British thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 02:02 PM (gOoFi)

54 You give good counter-examples, and here is the underlying problem: There are limits to the extent that I am responsible for other people's actions.

If I watch Rugrats and encourage its propagation, and some imbecile can't watch it without turning into an anti-authoritarian sociopath, that's *his* problem not mine, and the proper way to deal with it is to arrest him for his crimes as he commits them, not using the mere possibility of the existence of such a person as an excuse to pre-emptively take away my rights.

If hypothetical misbehavior by others can be used as an excuse to deprive law abiding people of their rights, then nobody is safe from a totalitarian state removing everyone's rights on the flimsiest of excuses.

And this story of hysterical over-reaction is empirical evidence that this way of arguing what is allowable not only *can*, but *will* be abused.

Posted by: Bob at April 01, 2014 02:02 PM (xkSSa)

55 >>>> But feminists deploy this weak Daisy Chain every day of the week.... Isn't this besause they cannot physially deploy the Circle Jerk?

Posted by: Uncle Hairy at April 01, 2014 02:02 PM (8MjqI)

56 Who do you talk to if the cultured raped you? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2014 02:02 PM (ZshNr)

57 Ace is into Tanlines and Lesbians, not Upskirts.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2014 02:02 PM (Ea3M4)

58 You mimed "rape" twice.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 01, 2014 02:02 PM (8ZskC)

59 Fucking smapists.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2014 02:02 PM (ZshNr)

60 For God's sake, someone help him. He spoke French!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2014 02:03 PM (BAS5M)

61 !

Posted by: A Mime at April 01, 2014 02:03 PM (8ZskC)

62 Is rugrats even still on the air? Is the spinoff series where they are pre-teens even still on the air?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2014 02:03 PM (2+WN6)

63 Most rapes are done by rich Frat Boys. True Fact. And violent inter-racial rape isn't dominated by black dudes raping white chicks. That's unpossible. It would be crazy and unthinkable if black dudes raping white women was, literally, orders of magnitude more common than white dudes raping black women. If if you even question whether that is true, that means you are a racist. Even researching that issue on the internet probably means you are a racist. Don't do it, you racist.

Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at April 01, 2014 02:03 PM (ZPrif)

64 " You mimed "rape" twice." Because it's not just, ya know, "rape."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 02:04 PM (gOoFi)

65 The mime version of Alien is pretty funny.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2014 02:04 PM (AO9UG)

66 Does this beret make my schlong look fat?

Posted by: A Mime at April 01, 2014 02:04 PM (8ZskC)

67 Smacist.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2014 02:04 PM (ZshNr)

68 Mimes will do it with a fox. Mimes will do it in an imaginary box. Mimes will do it with a cat. Mimes will do it with a rat. Mimes will fake sex, straight or gay. Mimes will fake it in a Beret.

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at April 01, 2014 02:04 PM (Ea3M4)

69 the Agents of Outrage ... claim that, by pulling a silly prank, he was somehow encouraging (wait for it...) "rape culture."

Oh shit.

Posted by: fapping ghost [/i][/b] at April 01, 2014 02:04 PM (wCF3s)

70 Ace -- if you lurk -- just curious, but what is your take on 'upskirt videos'?
Invasion of privacy, or a necessary masturbatory aid to adolescent males?
Posted by: Ugg Boots at April 01, 2014 06:01 PM (oGrEy)

Who needs videos when mall escalators are still legal?

Posted by: mugiwara at April 01, 2014 02:05 PM (3a584)

71 Instead of rape, try paste.

Paste is delicious, and knowing is half the battle.

Posted by: G.I. Joe at April 01, 2014 02:05 PM (r0yt4)

72 Â Midgets are going to have a field day with this. Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2014 05:57 PM (Ea3M4) THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at April 01, 2014 02:05 PM (r2MFr)

73 Leftists are prudes. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 01, 2014 02:05 PM (9W+0f)

74 I now present, "A Mime Trying To Get Out Of Fur-Covered Box."

Posted by: A Mime at April 01, 2014 02:05 PM (8ZskC)

75
Number 6!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2014 02:06 PM (0Kobm)

76 Like our lives aren't shit enough already.

Posted by: Mimes Int'l Local 127 at April 01, 2014 02:06 PM (gOoFi)

77 Take it down immediately, or face the consequences of a boycott of your site by every militant feminist on the planet.

Promise? Pretty please?

Posted by: Retread at April 01, 2014 02:06 PM (cHwk5)

78 Midgets are going to have a field day with this. Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2014 05:57 PM (Ea3M4) THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! Posted by: alexthechick Whoops!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 02:06 PM (lUXJH)

79 Hey alexthechick did you hear? The Cleveland browns have cleaned up their front office. They've finally gotten their shit together and have a great plan on who to draft that will really turn them into a true powerhouse. Oh wait that's just a movie starring Kevin Costner. Nevermind.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2014 02:06 PM (2+WN6)

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at April 01, 2014 02:07 PM (jucos)

Is this content here anti-gay? Just wondering, didn't have time to read this morning's posts.

Anti-gay.

Anti-government.

In 500 words or less, compare and contrast how these two parallel invidious logical fallacies are used to destroy freedom and open debate.

Posted by: non-purist at April 01, 2014 02:07 PM (afQnV)

82 All that video by Frenchie needed to make it the worst vid ever was a spider or some sort of logic question thrown in.

*Shudder*

Posted by: NOW at April 01, 2014 02:07 PM (5UteM)

83 I love that long chain of logic....for the children. Remember that movie about Blackbeard I think it was? He decided to use some of his money to buy his way into Eastern society. He married a pretty, shrewish society woman who spent all his money and never failed to belittle him in public. Spent years trying to fit in. One day he took her on a trip to the shore, had his old crew meet him at a pirate tavern, told the crew he was putting the band back together and Oh, BTW, here's a woman to pass around the crew. Don't care at all anymore. It's not nice to fool Human Nature.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 01, 2014 02:07 PM (Hn56B)

84 That guys equipment was really out of date. Concussions are not to be joke.

Posted by: hs at April 01, 2014 02:07 PM (8bU/P)

85 Sophie Marceau - Not A Mime

http://tinyurl.com/l2dmp36

Posted by: A Mime at April 01, 2014 02:08 PM (8ZskC)

86 But feminists deploy this weak Daisy Chain every day of the week....
***

I'd rather stare at the weld point of an acetylene torch than see that.

Posted by: B at April 01, 2014 02:08 PM (6iEQd)

87 Is this content here anti-gay? Just wondering, didn't have time to read this morning's posts. Anti-gay. Anti-government. In 500 words or less, compare and contrast how these two parallel invidious logical fallacies are used to destroy freedom and open debate. Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 02:09 PM (lUXJH)

88 Waldo lost the suit in which he was accused of trademark infringement by the UMW.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 01, 2014 02:09 PM (8MjqI)

89 "81 Posted by: Marcel Marceau at April 01, 2014 06:07 PM (jucos) " Fucking delicious

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 02:10 PM (gOoFi)

90 18 He should have made the videos using men instead of women. That way not a G**damned soul would have gave a shit. Because, you know, anything to do with gays should be put on a little shelf with a tiny little light shining on it for all to admire. --- It would be Art.

Posted by: votermom at April 01, 2014 02:10 PM (GSIDW)

91 ANDREA DWORKIN'S FAT LESBIAN FEMINIST COMEDY JAM

Posted by: --- at April 01, 2014 02:10 PM (MMC8r)

So the feminists "rape culture" logic follows the same path as Geico commercials. And that's exactly what it is.

Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2014 02:11 PM (MzhHs)

93 What a great day of posts at the AOSHQ...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2014 02:11 PM (IXrOn)

94 But he starts buggering the male traffic cop, so fuck off Feminarzees.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:11 PM (CMkNk)

95 I. Me. Mime.

Posted by: The Beatles, currently on tour in France at April 01, 2014 02:12 PM (0HooB)

96 81 is the thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:12 PM (CMkNk)

97 The 'man Femnysts wish they could be ... in their delusions

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/selection-du-weekend-81-37.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 02:13 PM (7oL8c)

98 THE CLINTON-KENNEDY COALITION TO FIGHT RAPE CULTURE

Posted by: --- at April 01, 2014 02:13 PM (MMC8r)

99 But can the guy mime lactating incestuous midget transexual fisting grannies?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:13 PM (CMkNk)

100 See that chick over there? Yeah, I'd mime-fuck the shit out of that, bro.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2014 02:14 PM (ZshNr)

101 A mime is a turrrrible thing to waste.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 01, 2014 02:14 PM (jucos)

102
Trying to follow this "logic" chain hurts my head.

So I guess just pointing and laughing IS okay.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2014 02:14 PM (SAMxH)

103 They'll hire him for a department store display soon. Sex sells.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 01, 2014 02:14 PM (IXrOn)

104 J.J. Sefton, uh are you trying to promote a script you are pitching to Hollyweird with that um midget reference?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 02:15 PM (7oL8c)

105 Mimes, berets, escargot.... It's like the French were trying trying to piss off the rest of the world.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 02:15 PM (gOoFi)

106 105 J.J. Sefton, uh are you trying to promote a script you are pitching to Hollyweird with that um midget reference? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 06:15 PM (7oL8c) Funny you should ask. I do have an elf script in the files. Time to dust it off, peut-etre???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:15 PM (CMkNk)

107 Hillary will be the first woman President because it's time.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 01, 2014 02:16 PM (8RNti)

108 Remi is one of those, ahem, "performance artists" who are more annoying than clever. There is a video in which he gets the crap kicked out of of him because the person being pranked thought Remi was a jerk. I smiled at that part... no link, because I'm tired and for cryin' out loud, he's French so who cares? ( my g.a.f. meter regarding the French expired after Voltaire, though I do adore St. Ex.)

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 01, 2014 02:16 PM (EJ/Tn)

109 >>>Invasion of privacy, or a necessary masturbatory aid to adolescent males? obviously an invasion of privacy.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2014 02:16 PM (/FnUH)

110 107 comments and no Jerry Lewis reference detected. Yet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:16 PM (CMkNk)

111
ANDREA DWORKIN'S FAT LESBIAN FEMINIST COMEDY JAM
Posted by: ---

*looks down*

*shuffles index cards of bits*

*scowls*

Posted by: Janeane Garofalo

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 02:16 PM (kdS6q)

112 Rape culture? Sounds - intriguing.

Posted by: Biology Teacher at April 01, 2014 02:16 PM (8MjqI)

113 The disappointing thing is that in France, mischief stays just that; creativity rarely finds its way into business and innovation.

Also, on average, foreign women are just hotter...

Posted by: ParisParamus (@ParisParamus) at April 01, 2014 02:16 PM (P2L6H)

114 It's like the French were trying trying to piss off the rest of the world. That Jerry Lewis guy was the last straw for me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 01, 2014 02:16 PM (0HooB)

115 Does it involve gratuitous 'elf-abuse?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 02:16 PM (7oL8c)

116

Ace...this 'Weak Daisy Chain of Logic' that you've identified is used by the Left for everything.

It's not just feministas who use it.

It's the entire Leftistsphere that use it.

It is the basis for their claims about Global Warming.

Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2014 02:17 PM (8nUCr)

117 Wasn't the same thing said about dancing, i.e., simulating sex? I guess this is disgusting, yet the Fulsom Street Fair is liberating. Interesting. Perspective, I guess.

Posted by: Travis McGee at April 01, 2014 02:17 PM (Ph479)

118 Rape culture. Don't that come in a petri dish?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:17 PM (CMkNk)

119 I don't think that feminists are primarily concerned with rape and its ill effects on women. I think they're far more interested in promoting fear of and hatred for men as a class by women. The purpose is to transfer the blame for rape from the very few men responsible for actually committing rape - and whom one would tend to find among the underclass, and who are generally speaking not very powerful socially or economically (there are, of course, exceptions. i.e. Democratic office holders) - to powerful men whom they believe are in control of the Patriarchy. That's why they get particularly geeked up when the identified perpetrators alleged to have committed rape are associated with those traditional powerful and influential structures. For example, recall the frenzy over the rape alleged to have been committed by members of the Duke University lacrosse team.

If they cared about actual rapes involving real-life women, they might say things like: "you know, you really shouldn't get blackout drunk while wearing a micro miniskirt and walk alone between fraternity houses downtown in an area notable for its high rate of crime."

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 01, 2014 02:17 PM (nnkXw)

120 116 Does it involve gratuitous 'elf-abuse? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 06:16 PM (7oL8c) I'm gonna punch you right in the shins.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:18 PM (CMkNk)

121 Another proud graduate of the Colorado School of Mimes.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 01, 2014 02:18 PM (8MjqI)

122 93 So the feminists "rape culture" logic follows the same path as Geico commercials. And that's exactly what it is. Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2014 06:11 PM (MzhHs) Not even that coherent. More like the DirecTV commercials.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at April 01, 2014 02:18 PM (0ur8+)

123 "If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime... does anyone care?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 02:19 PM (gOoFi)

124 THE COALITION OF ASIAN ACTIVISTS WHO DESPERATELY NEED SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT, HOWEVER TRIVIAL

Posted by: --- at April 01, 2014 02:19 PM (MMC8r)

125
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Posted by: Marcel Marceau

*fart*

Posted by: Le PÃ©tomane

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 02:19 PM (kdS6q)

126 Oops. Not Geico commercials. Cox cable commercials. It's a local story.

Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2014 02:19 PM (MzhHs)

127 "We've walked into a mime field!" --Little Joe (bald non midget sergeant).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:19 PM (CMkNk)

128 Fifi! Parleyz vous a humma humma?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2014 02:20 PM (BAS5M)

129 1. If you make any kind of sexual joke at a woman's expense, you are in some way subjecting her to unwanted sexual attention and unwanted sexual aggression. ___ despite the fact that women by the billions (yup) capitalize on their sexy bits as a manipulative tool. Not playing this game. Just. Refuse.

Posted by: tangonine at April 01, 2014 02:20 PM (x3YFz)

130 *hops around on one foot while holding other shin*

LOL

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 02:20 PM (7oL8c)

131 Huh, just realized I'm guilty of everything.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 02:21 PM (A98Xu)

132 So do the victims of the air rape need to go to a air therapist? Is there a air report that they can fill out and submit to the air police? Will a air judge select a air jury, with a stiff air sentence in a air jail hangin over the perpetrator?

Posted by: Joe at April 01, 2014 02:21 PM (QFnhZ)

133 127 Oops. Not Geico commercials. Cox cable commercials. It's a local story. Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2014 06:19 PM (MzhHs) I think you mean the direct tv commercials.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2014 02:21 PM (z/Ubi)

134 1. If you make any kind of sexual joke at a woman's expense, you are in some way subjecting her to unwanted sexual attention and unwanted sexual aggression. I wouldn't fuck her with Bill Maher's dick and Michael Moor pushing. Yup, that subjects the woman to unwanted attention alright.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:21 PM (CMkNk)

135 But rape can't happen without the woman's consent, what with women being physically equal to men. Just ask the DOD.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 01, 2014 02:22 PM (8MjqI)

136 131 *hops around on one foot while holding other shin* LOL Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 06:20 PM (7oL8c) The Gremlin (to the tune of "Yankee Doodle") Ha-ha-ha-ha Ha-Ha-Ha!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:22 PM (CMkNk)

137 Don't we usually have a mime that shows up to comment on these things?

Posted by: Soona at April 01, 2014 02:22 PM (MzhHs)

138 I lol'd when I saw the title, "Free Sex." hahahahaÂ….I love the look the first gal gave him.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 02:22 PM (A98Xu)

139 I've been boycotting rapes ever since Cesar Chavez said to do so in '71Â…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:23 PM (CMkNk)

140 I actually talk quite a bit.

Posted by: The Maginot Mime at April 01, 2014 02:23 PM (ZshNr)

141

Yeah...the Direct TV commercials use this same 'weak chain of logic'.

They make a joke out of it.

Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2014 02:23 PM (8nUCr)

142 139 I lol'd when I saw the title, "Free Sex." hahahahaÂ….I love the look the first gal gave him. Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 06:22 PM (A98Xu) The cunnilingus bit was hysterical.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 02:23 PM (CMkNk)

143 Huh, just realized I'm guilty of everything. You're still single, eh? 'Cause if you were married, you'd already know that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 01, 2014 02:24 PM (0HooB)

144 Grilled cheese on sourdough with bacon and tomato. Mmmmmmm.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 01, 2014 02:25 PM (GrtrJ)

145 I can guess how he got interested in this sort of filming http://bit.ly/14CIMvI

Posted by: Audrey Fleurot at April 01, 2014 02:25 PM (0Pvno)

146 144 Huh, just realized I'm guilty of everything. You're still single, eh? 'Cause if you were married, you'd already know that. Touche.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 02:25 PM (lUXJH)

147 You may know of this, but this is a daily bag-full of pointers to grievance factory spewage right here: - http://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction

Posted by: William at April 01, 2014 02:26 PM (VTZqK)

148 rape is funny. it's rape rape that's bad.

Posted by: X at April 01, 2014 02:26 PM (KHo8t)

149 so tired of the perpetually offended.

Posted by: tangonine at April 01, 2014 02:26 PM (x3YFz)

150 Wanting sex with women = rape culture.

Posted by: --- at April 01, 2014 02:26 PM (MMC8r)

151 >>>> 138 Don't we usually have a mime that shows up to comment on these things? Â·~Â· <{}~ Â§Â»Â¿ Â·~>, n'est pas?

Posted by: mime, guest commenter extrordinaire at April 01, 2014 02:27 PM (8MjqI)

152 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2014 06:23 PM (CMkNk)

Nicely played.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2014 02:28 PM (QFxY5)

153 "it's rape rape that's bad." Well, that's Whoopi's opinion on the matter.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2014 02:28 PM (gOoFi)

154
Its a good thing no woman ever made fun of a man in any sexual way.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2014 02:28 PM (0Kobm)

155 Well, I understand I'm some kind of sicko, but that Free Sex video made me laugh, hard. No pun intended.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 02:29 PM (A98Xu)

156 Well yr Rugrats analogy won't be a problem anymore thanks to Common Core, which says we must always do what government tells us to do.

Posted by: prescient11 at April 01, 2014 02:30 PM (tVTLU)

157

I think you mean the direct tv commercials.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 01, 2014 06:21 PM (z/Ubi)

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*slaps forehead* *nods* *turns around and walks into wall* *makes crazy face* *scratches nuts and walks away*

Posted by: Soona the mime at April 01, 2014 02:30 PM (MzhHs)

158 F'n heteros.

Posted by: Gaystapo at April 01, 2014 02:30 PM (5ikDv)

159 HOT PATRIARCHY ACTION!

Posted by: --- at April 01, 2014 02:30 PM (MMC8r)

160 Its a good thing no woman ever made fun of a man in any sexual way. "You want to do WHAT with that??"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 02:30 PM (lUXJH)

161 Have you seen this penis?

Can't we just call it a tallywhacker?

Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2014 02:30 PM (ILBCY)

162

130...despite the fact that women by the billions (yup) capitalize on their sexy bits as a manipulative tool.

Feminists used to rail against women using their sexy bits for profit or for manipulation.

Now...they don't.

It's much easier to just blame men for everything.

Except...if they are Democrats.

Democrat men get a pass from the feministas.

Feminists have sold their souls for political power.

Which is why they no longer have any credibility.

Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2014 02:31 PM (8nUCr)

163 This happens on Fire Island sometimes, but for real. Most of us don't mind.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 01, 2014 02:31 PM (Aif/5)

164 Don't we usually have a mime that shows up to comment on these things?

*swoons, lands on back to sound of slide whistle followed by sad trombone*

Posted by: A Mime at April 01, 2014 02:31 PM (8ZskC)

165 I actually find the video funny. But that's probably because deep down inside I have the maturity level of a twelve year old boy.

Get away Pederast Harry! I said maturity level!

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 01, 2014 02:31 PM (GrtrJ)

166 Democrat men get a pass from the feministas.
***

That's because they're barely distinguishable anymore.

Posted by: B at April 01, 2014 02:33 PM (6iEQd)

167 Eh, I don't like pervy behavior in the park. Parks are creepy enough for women anyway, there doesn't need to be more of that shit. it's why I carry a gun. If you saw this guy doing it to your daughter I don't think you'd be laughing. Is it a national emergency? No, but we don't need more creepy behavior in public. Blecch. This is why i stopped going to the public library and got a carry license.

Posted by: stace at April 01, 2014 02:33 PM (9PXzx)

168 "Most of us don't mind. " And if I know you Andy, and I think I do, you're one of those fellas who really, really doesn't mind. Am I right1!? Am I right?!

Posted by: Ricky Martin at April 01, 2014 02:34 PM (gOoFi)

169 Its a good thing no woman ever made fun of a man in any sexual way.

*Holds thumb and forefinger close together, nods knowingly.*

-a woman making fun of her ex

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at April 01, 2014 02:34 PM (A0glY)

170 How do you stop these damn Daily Caller audio ads?

Posted by: MrX at April 01, 2014 02:34 PM (q8eh5)

171 He should be killed.

Not for promoting rape culture; for being a mime.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 01, 2014 02:35 PM (vHRtU)

172 I looked this guy Galliard's bits ***** Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at April 01, 2014 02:35 PM (RJMhd)

173 Dick Cheney fake mime-raped a chick once and she had twins.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 01, 2014 02:36 PM (5UteM)

174 "Daisy Chain" is symbolic of rape culture.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at April 01, 2014 02:36 PM (uhMMS)

175 Only things that make me feel good can be good things.

Posted by: All that's Left are Petulant at April 01, 2014 02:36 PM (wu/TK)

176 Eh, I don't like pervy behavior in the park. Parks are creepy enough for women anyway, there doesn't need to be more of that shit. it's why I carry a gun.

If you saw this guy doing it to your daughter I don't think you'd be laughing. Is it a national emergency? No, but we don't need more creepy behavior in public. Blecch. This is why i stopped going to the public library and got a carry license.

Public pools.
Gyms.
Festivals.
The grocery store.

Let's just say public places.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at April 01, 2014 02:37 PM (A0glY)

177 You know who else sublimated the subjective experience of the magestrium for the sake of hegemonic narrative hierarchy? The Nazis.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at April 01, 2014 02:37 PM (5xmd7)

178 Step 1: Get outraged
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profits

Posted by: Feminist Gnome at April 01, 2014 02:37 PM (1CroS)

179 How do you stop these damn Daily Caller audio ads?

Posted by: MrX at April 01, 2014 06:34 PM (q8eh5)

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*turns off computer* *finds hawt babe*

Posted by: Soona the mime at April 01, 2014 02:38 PM (MzhHs)

180 Clever by making connections no sane human being ever would, and claim that, by pulling a silly prank, he was somehow encouraging (wait for it...) "rape culture." You have hit the nail on the head, Ace. The Left is comprised mostly by people of dubious sanity. If they manage to be sane, they're extremely immature.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 01, 2014 02:38 PM (0HooB)

181 Yeah, if I saw a guy doing this in the park, I'd say, "knock it off, jackass" and in fact I've said that to some idiot. But this video made me laugh, and much like fake racism I'll save my outrage for the real deal.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 02:38 PM (A98Xu)

182 Bennie Hill died when I was in medical school. We had a day of mourning.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 01, 2014 02:38 PM (vHRtU)

183 he goes to town in his "air sex"). ********* "goes to town" is this some special meaning?

Posted by: tasker at April 01, 2014 02:39 PM (RJMhd)

184 Sooooo close BB

Posted by: The Barrel at April 01, 2014 02:39 PM (0ur8+)

185

Woah...that was a really fast delete on that (pmsMR) hash.

Well done!

Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2014 02:39 PM (8nUCr)

186 172 He should be killed. Not for promoting rape culture; for being a mime. Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 01, 2014 06:35 PM (vHRtU) That I have to agree with, stridently.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 02:39 PM (A98Xu)

187 "Is that a weasel in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?"

"Yes."

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 01, 2014 02:40 PM (vHRtU)

188 Does any country on Earth, besides France, still have mimes?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 01, 2014 02:41 PM (5UteM)

189

Benny Hill could crack me up just with that 'look' that he made, when he was in the middle of a joke.

He was a comedic genius.

Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2014 02:42 PM (8nUCr)

190 "Saturday in the park, thought it was a mime in my a@@"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 01, 2014 02:43 PM (7oL8c)

191 State Farm has a talking mime.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 01, 2014 02:43 PM (/Nxsb)

192 How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by: fluffy at April 01, 2014 02:43 PM (Ua6T/)

193 Had Ace not mentioned "rape culture" in this post and instead just linked the video and said, "Is this something?" I'd have laughed and NEVER thought about rape, or rape culture or outrage, or mad feminists getting riled up. Would simply never have thought of it.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 02:44 PM (A98Xu)

194 State Farm is banned from my house, just because of the mime.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 01, 2014 02:44 PM (vHRtU)

195 " the Agents of Outrage,,," Wouldn't that be: The Sisters of Perpetual Outrage?

Posted by: Socratease at April 01, 2014 02:46 PM (82qVG)

196 Does any country on Earth, besides France, still have mimes?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 01, 2014 06:41 PM (5UteM)

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*pretending to be in deep thought*

Posted by: Soona the mime at April 01, 2014 02:46 PM (MzhHs)

197 Just in time for the elections, politicians scramble to gin up even more outrage at how this neglected class - feminists - neglected for decades has not been afforded protected status along with gays and midget hermaphrodites.

Oddly, I find myself reluctantly attracted to this argument.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 02:46 PM (BZAd3)

198 Don't overthink what liberals think. It is simply thus: "I don't like ______ (Put whatever here), so it is wrong and upsetting. Anything that upsets me is violence against me, so it is akin to rape."

Posted by: TimothyJ at April 01, 2014 02:47 PM (ep2io)

199

190...I think some people just enjoy being miserable, and making other people miserable.

Well yeah...that is the basis of Socialism.

It spreads the misery around.

Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2014 02:47 PM (8nUCr)

200 Ace's dog was featured on Cute Emergency

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/450812327873748992

Posted by: phreshone at April 01, 2014 02:47 PM (kFxpe)

201 Over on Yahoo, (I know). So many people are responding to the lies put out by AP, Reuters, ...etc. that all one gets is Oops error... message when replying in the comments section. Maybe that's a good thing.

Posted by: drowningpuppies at April 01, 2014 02:48 PM (012vu)

202
Like I said, point and laugh.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2014 02:48 PM (SAMxH)

203 We joke about a Hillary Presidency and how "sexism" will be shouted continually to defend her, however, have you morons thought about how truly awful it's going to be? We're going to be trashed, again.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 02:48 PM (A98Xu)

204 State Farm has a talking mime.

I got forced to watch "America's Got Talent" a while ago. They had on a chick who had studied under some famous mime. She had a chip on her shoulder about the uncouth and uncultured who didn't appreciate mime. Anyways, she starts up her routine and she's doing that stupid fake climb up the ladder thing while singing White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane.

Both the miming AND the singing were bad, really bad. Not even because I dislike the song and the miming, but were objectively bad.

All three judges made her stop and she haughtily accused them of being uncultured and marched off the stage eventually.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at April 01, 2014 02:49 PM (2hTlI)

205 206 We joke about a Hillary Presidency and how "sexism" will be shouted continually to defend her, however, have you morons thought about how truly awful it's going to be? We're going to be trashed, again. Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 06:48 PM (A98Xu) Meh. We've endured the RAAAAACIST!!!! bullshit, I think we'll handle the SEXXXXXIST!!!! bullshit too.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 02:50 PM (mx5oN)

206 Any excuse to be bossy, to impose their will, including banning the word, "Bossy," so you can't tell the truth about them being bossy.

Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2014 02:50 PM (nEIMV)

207 have you morons thought about how truly awful it's going to be?

I have. All the idiots who voted for halvsie-Barry will vote for her because it's "time to vote for a female President".

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at April 01, 2014 02:51 PM (2hTlI)

208 Both the miming AND the singing were bad, really bad. Not even because I dislike the song and the miming, but were objectively bad.

All three judges made her stop and she haughtily accused them of being uncultured and marched off the stage eventually.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2014 06:49 PM (2hTlI)

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*shakes head* *spits*

Posted by: Soona the mime at April 01, 2014 02:51 PM (MzhHs)

209 Marcel Marceau: "."

Pretty sure that's an attack on the Matriarchy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2014 02:52 PM (1CroS)

210 Thank goodness for closing tags in my nic. B'Gal was talking to me whilst I was typing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 01, 2014 02:53 PM (0HooB)

211 Fucking mimes. Get him!

Posted by: Shakes the Clown at April 01, 2014 02:53 PM (uhMMS)

212 21st century Gong Show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 01, 2014 02:53 PM (/Nxsb)

213 I have. All the idiots who voted for halvsie-Barry will vote for her because it's "time to vote for a female President". Huma Abedin will be the First Lady.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 02:53 PM (mx5oN)

214 And since it is Bossy to demand that the word 'Bossy' be banned...the irony of it cancels it out.

Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2014 02:53 PM (8nUCr)

215 210 bonhomme at April 01, 2014 06:51 PM (2hTlI)

and buy into "fuck that c*nt Sarah Palin"....

it is why I am just about past talking.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 02:53 PM (TE35l)

216 Mime is money.

Posted by: Billy Crystal at April 01, 2014 02:53 PM (kFxpe)

217 207 All three judges made her stop and she haughtily accused them of being uncultured and marched off the stage eventually. Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2014 06:49 PM (2hTlI) Ya sure it wasn't the Gong Show?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 02:54 PM (HVff2)

218 I don't know about "rape culture' (SlappyCare?) but that Mime can throw some dick!

Posted by: IrishEd at April 01, 2014 02:54 PM (bfm04)

219 Meh. We've endured the RAAAAACIST!!!! bullshit, I think we'll handle the SEXXXXXIST!!!! bullshit too. Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 06:50 PM (mx5oN) Anything is possible with enough alcohol.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 02:54 PM (A98Xu)

220 My management team has put together a Powerpoint presentation on this very topic, including lots of tables and yes, even some mimeographs.

Posted by: S. Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at April 01, 2014 02:55 PM (g4TxM)

221 Anything is possible with enough alcohol. Very true.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 02:55 PM (mx5oN)

222 Bottom line. Does Ezra think this is important for us?

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 02:55 PM (QeH9j)

223 Shit. Where'd I put that olive loaf?

Posted by: Opus at April 01, 2014 02:56 PM (RwwCT)

224 Meh. We've endured the RAAAAACIST!!!! bullshit, I think we'll handle the SEXXXXXIST!!!! bullshit too.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 06:50 PM (mx5oN)

Since the last election, every time I see a kid who annoys me, I get right in his face and shout, "Hey! I'm a Republican! Don't you know I want to kill you... and your grandmother?!"

Kids and old people keep their distance from me.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 02:56 PM (BZAd3)

225 Going back to Barky McFuckstick and the "No going back now" meme.

I guess that the current immigration law is cast in stone as well?

Wait, if we can do immigration Law reform, why not ObamaCare reform.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2014 02:56 PM (si68n)

226 223 S Muldoon Pres Mime Local 555 at April 01, 2014 06:55 PM (g4TxM)

Seamus as a Non-Union Scab Mime I'd just like to say...

"."

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 02:56 PM (TE35l)

227 it is why I am just about past talking. Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 06:53 PM (TE35l) Sven, my genes say I have less than 30 years on this earth. I live day to day. My beliefs tell me I'll be in a better place after leaving this joint

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 02:57 PM (HVff2)

228 You know what perpetuates "rape culture?" Stupid women who claim every damn sexual encounter is "rape" because their sole source of personal identity is their odoriferous dick slot, aka their "vagina," which most of them are too fucking stupid to realize is an INTERNAL part of their reproductive system. But no one ever said the vaginalogues are intelligent. It's actually impossible to be a vaginalogue without signing your brain away to their patron saint, Margaret Sanger, who uses their sacrificial brain matter to cast hoodoo curses in Hell to encourage the genocide of the unborn. Way to go, vaginalogues!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 01, 2014 02:57 PM (CA2NO)

229 You silent motherfuckers!

Posted by: Shakes the Clown at April 01, 2014 02:57 PM (uhMMS)

230 172 He should be killed.

Not for promoting rape culture; for being a mime.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 01, 2014 06:35 PM (vHRtU)

http://www.dailymotion.com/ video/x7mp2z_robin-hood-men-in-tights-terrible-t_fun

Posted by: LizLem at April 01, 2014 02:57 PM (BF+2f)

231 it is why I am just about past talking.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 06:53 PM (TE35l)

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*makes welcoming sign* *points to imaginary box*

Posted by: Soona the mime at April 01, 2014 02:57 PM (MzhHs)

232

Hillary has passed her 'use by' date.

There is a reason why she lost in 2008.

Even a majority of Dems don't want her for president.

Her cackles, her scandals...and her sexual predator husband...will be an albatross for her.

The Bitch of Benghazi will not win.

Posted by: wheatie at April 01, 2014 02:57 PM (8nUCr)

233
"If hypothetical misbehavior by others can be used as an excuse to deprive law abiding people of their rights, then nobody is safe from a totalitarian state removing everyone's rights on the flimsiest of excuses.

And this story of hysterical over-reaction is empirical evidence that this way of arguing what is allowable not only *can*, but *will* be abused.

Posted by: Bob at April 01, 2014 06:02 PM (xkSSa)"

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And this, in many ways, is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: ...and the middle class at April 01, 2014 02:57 PM (whMsz)

234 225 RWC at April 01, 2014 06:55 PM (QeH9j)

If Ezra "de-" Klein and Matty "derp" Yglesias' biz model is successful I want to punch the world in the face

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 02:58 PM (TE35l)

235 231 You know what perpetuates "rape culture?" Stupid women who claim every damn sexual encounter is "rape" because their sole source of personal identity is their odoriferous dick slot, aka their "vagina," which most of them are too fucking stupid to realize is an INTERNAL part of their reproductive system. But no one ever said the vaginalogues are intelligent. It's actually impossible to be a vaginalogue without signing your brain away to their patron saint, Margaret Sanger, who uses their sacrificial brain matter to cast hoodoo curses in Hell to encourage the genocide of the unborn. Way to go, vaginalogues! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 06:57 PM (CA2NO) *swoon*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 02:58 PM (mx5oN)

236 227 Kids and old people keep their distance from me. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 06:56 PM (BZAd3 Love your attitude

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 02:58 PM (HVff2)

237 Has anyone ever seen Spock do his Vulcan mime meld trick?

Posted by: S. Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at April 01, 2014 02:58 PM (g4TxM)

238 Since the last election, every time I see a kid who annoys me, I get right in his face and shout, "Hey! I'm a Republican! Don't you know I want to kill you... and your grandmother?!" Kids and old people keep their distance from me. Love it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 02:59 PM (mx5oN)

239 NFL To Allow Fans To Request In-Seat Visits From Cheerleaders... What could go wrong....

Posted by: Anti-Commie Pug at April 01, 2014 02:59 PM (vFh9Q)

240 All three judges made her stop and she haughtily accused them of being uncultured and marched off the stage eventually. There's a Utopia album called Deface the Music that contains the song Everybody Else is Wrong. How appropriate. I'd post the link, but I can't find just that one song on YourToob.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 01, 2014 02:59 PM (0HooB)

241 Love your attitude

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 06:58 PM (HVff2)

Be the person they say you are.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 03:00 PM (BZAd3)

242 242 Anti-Commie Pug at April 01, 2014 06:59 PM (vFh9Q)

Since I've learned to stop worrying and adopt US Federal Spending habits nothing at all...

Lap Dances for Jesus

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 03:00 PM (TE35l)

243 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 06:57 PM (CA2NO) HA! That was pretty damn good.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 03:01 PM (A98Xu)

244 Lap Dances for Jesus

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 07:00 PM (TE35l)

Those illegal immigrants have all the fun.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 03:01 PM (BZAd3)

245 Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 06:58 PM (TE35l) If they don't have a sugar daddy I don't think it will. But, America re-elected dah fuckstick so you never know. What an arrogant POS he was today/is every day.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 03:02 PM (QeH9j)

246 Isn't this all premised on trying to capitalize on a market, any market, by taking the most extreme position? How do you get noticed on an issue? Push the envelope. When everyone is pushing the same envelope, you better find another one or else you fall back into obscurity. Also, accomplished people will push a product. Unaccomplished people will push an idea. The former is almost always superior, but there's a lot of competition for the latter when so many find that they cannot succeed on Plan A.

Well industry demands newer envelopes; and to be the pioneer of something, even something manifestly idiotic, you rush to be first to the idiocy because to be first is to be the de facto leader. There's money/prestige/celebrity in that.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2014 03:02 PM (1CroS)

247 247 LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 07:01 PM (BZAd3)

Putting in the accent mark is racist mi amigo...

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 03:02 PM (TE35l)

248 Ace almost had it: if you object to the silly-string and duct tape that holds this nasty syllogism together, well, then, you are: driving moderates from the GOP.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 01, 2014 03:03 PM (+JbYP)

249 I had a guy thrown out of the HEB a few weeks ago for doing far less, just saying some weird sexual shit. I didn't even have to go get the manager--the manager was following him, and when I baled out of the cracker aisle to get away from Mr. Weirdo, the manager tossed him out on my say so. I just wanted to to pick out some crackers in peace, and I couldn't, because pervo was there. You don't do that stuff in public. I don't think conservatives usually condone this crap either--that's for the San Francisco crowd. if it had been him and me in a park, that guy is looking down the barrel of my Kahr. A real woman doesn't put up with that crap.

Posted by: stace at April 01, 2014 03:03 PM (9PXzx)

250 Ya sure it wasn't the Gong Show?

It's totally different because, um, it's a different sound and it makes a big X light up, and it takes three Xs to stop the performance cold.

(yeah, it's totally the Gong Show)

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at April 01, 2014 03:04 PM (2hTlI)

251 Where's the outrage about the hillbilly twanging?

Also, the lyrics are in Engrish so I guess there are no French hillbillies?

Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2014 03:04 PM (oJUxt)

252 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 06:57 PM (CA2NO) Well, there is such a thing as 'good' rape.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 03:04 PM (QeH9j)

253 Putting in the accent mark is racist mi amigo...

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 07:02 PM (TE35l)

I join you in condemning me.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 03:04 PM (BZAd3)

254 if it had been him and me in a park, that guy is looking down the barrel of my Kahr. A real woman doesn't put up with that crap. And you would be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 03:05 PM (mx5oN)

255 How did everything get so messed up? Any PIV sex is rape? WTF? Give these tools an inch (rape culture talk, "Hey, I'll give you an inch!!) and they'll take a mile.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 03:05 PM (A98Xu)

256 255 RWC at April 01, 2014 07:04 PM (QeH9j)

Only when a (-d) is involved...

"You may want to put ice on that baby..."

//Beijing Billy

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 03:05 PM (TE35l)

257 Meatball has a new post up
With maps

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2014 03:05 PM (si68n)

258 All those women knew what he was doing and were in on it. Look how long it took for them to notice him. That would not happen in real life. Plus, none of them slugged him which would happen in real life. So, why is anyone offended?

Posted by: Anti-Commie Pug at April 01, 2014 03:05 PM (vFh9Q)

259 if it had been him and me in a park, that guy is looking down the barrel of my Kahr. A real woman doesn't put up with that crap. Posted by: stace at April 01, 2014 07:03 PM (9PXzx) Umm, I get your point, but if you've been trained there are a few other steps (that I was certainly taught) before the guns are pulled.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 03:07 PM (A98Xu)

260 Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 07:05 PM (TE35l) Of course. This is what I meant though.. In "The Little Coochie Snorcher that Could", an underage girl (thirteen in earlier performances, sixteen in the revised version) recounts being given alcohol and then having sex with an adult woman; the incident is recalled fondly by the narrator, who in the original version of the play ends the monologue by saying "if it was rape, it was a good rape." Her female abuser is portrayed positively as someone "rescuing" her from sexually abusive men of her past.[8]

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 03:08 PM (QeH9j)

261 So, why is anyone offended? Posted by: Anti-Commie Pug at April 01, 2014 07:05 PM (vFh9Q) I kind of thought so too. Still laughed. Plus he ran away.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 03:08 PM (A98Xu)

262 If somebody came up with the idea to have a holiday that was dedicated to having everybody NOT be offended on that day, the very idea would offend people - probably a lot of people.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 03:09 PM (BZAd3)

263 Umm, I get your point, but if you've been trained there are a few other steps (that I was certainly taught) before the guns are pulled. Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 07:07 PM (A98Xu) Tell your damn sons not to do this shit unless they want to get in some serious trouble. I hope this guy dies in a car wreck.

Posted by: stace at April 01, 2014 03:10 PM (9PXzx)

264 I sense outrage.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 03:11 PM (A98Xu)

265 266 stace at April 01, 2014 07:10 PM (9PXzx)

Quite...OTOH are we not engaged in "slut shaming"?

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 03:12 PM (TE35l)

266 What the hell is the difference between this and Miley Cyrus twerking on network television?

Holy smiter of them that need smiten. I heard you can buy a sense of humor on Craig's List.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 03:14 PM (BZAd3)

267 270 LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 07:14 PM (BZAd3)

Miley Ray Cyrus has been programmed by the patriarchy to be their meat puppet TJ.....

I AM OUTRAGED!

OUTRAGEY OUTRAGE

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 03:16 PM (TE35l)

268 Thought I'd weigh in here...

Weigh in? You Slut-Fat-Shaming me? Well, then fuck you...I mean me.

Anyway, I'm off to the volunteer at the abortion clinic. Later.

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at April 01, 2014 03:25 PM (x/lJo)

269 Quite...OTOH are we not engaged in "slut shaming"? Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 07:12 PM (TE35l) I don't know what "slut shaming" is. Honestly, I don't. I'm not up on the feminist lingo. The words I understand are "perv" and "gun". Or "cell phone" and "police". "pepperspray" is another. I'm a simple creature. This isn't about ideology. A guy doing to that to a woman in a park is up to no good, and you have to be pretty naive not to know that. This guy may not be a perv in real life, but the character he's playing is one. My earlier experiences made me a lifelong gun rights activist.

Posted by: stace at April 01, 2014 03:42 PM (9PXzx)

270 Umm, I get your point, but if you've been trained there are a few other steps (that I was certainly taught) before the guns are pulled. Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2014 07:07 PM (A98Xu) Sorry I lost my temper and snapped at you when you're being helpful. I didn't need to be taught. I learned from personal experiences.

Posted by: stace at April 01, 2014 03:50 PM (9PXzx)

271 I saw Agents of Outrage open for Agent Orange in Philly back in 89

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 01, 2014 03:51 PM (N+Fis)

272 273 stace at April 01, 2014 07:42 PM (9PXzx)

All kidding aside my rib is about and in the end against the idiocy and psychosis of the modern leftoid.

They are ALWAYS the victim see?

I was raised as you say simple ma'am.

No means no, gentlemen don't impose and misdeeds are supposed to carry cost....

of course as has been pointed out it is very likely the ladies were "in on it" and as such "no decent women were harmed in the making of this film"

*stupid and pointless as it maybe

In my neighborhood this would have gotten you beaten to a pulp.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 03:52 PM (TE35l)

273 I needed the laughs today, Ace. Thank you! So much!

Posted by: and irresolute at April 01, 2014 03:52 PM (RqHWH)

274 275 Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 01, 2014 07:51 PM (N+Fis)

God bless you best belly laugh I've had all week...

I saw Outrage open for Ezra Klein back in 09

Posted by: sven10077 at April 01, 2014 03:53 PM (TE35l)

275 *unzips pants, pours drink, prepares to be amused*

Posted by: Y-not needs a laugh at April 01, 2014 04:03 PM (zDsvJ)

276 The redhead appeared to be checking his exercise.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 01, 2014 04:06 PM (DL2i+)

277 Kind of wasting your essence on this, I think. But then, I hate mimes almost more than I hate commies.

Posted by: Kerry at April 01, 2014 04:30 PM (AYfPj)

278 Um, you do that little "mime sex" thing to my kid or my wife in the park? I'm not laughing, I'm kicking your ass. Hard.

But the football stuff was funny.

Posted by: Dang at April 02, 2014 06:09 AM (MNq6o)

279 "282 Um, you do that little "mime sex" thing to my kid or my wife in the park? I'm not laughing, I'm kicking your ass. Hard. But the football stuff was funny. Posted by: Dang at April 02, 2014 10:09 AM (MNq6o) " Which will be good.. then you go to court, explain you assaulted someone for some "rude gestures" and get fine/parole if you're lucky or jail time if you're not. Or do you think "he stood a couple feet from my wife and had mime-sex with her" is justified for "so I beat the crap out of him and put him in the hospital", or "accidentally hit him too hard and killed him"." Good luck with that defense; I don't think "he was rude, so I tried to kill him" has the legal weight you're hoping for. Or when you start "kicking his ass", without justification; he pulls a gun and kills you in self-defense. He walks, you're dead. I'm guessing you've never actually tried any of that idiocy; or you're already posting form jail and hoping to get out in a few years with good behavior to see your kid again? Oh who am I kidding, you're a teenager, no wife, no kid; and acting tough on the internet. We all know better.

Posted by: gekkobear at April 02, 2014 10:19 AM (2zHxV)

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