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March 17, 2014

Comedian Now Has Next Years' Worth of Material Covered, Sources Say
— Ace

A comedian rented out his apartment on the "Airbnb" site. It's some kind of short-term, private internet-arranged apartment rental service. If you're going out of town for a week, you could rent your apartment out to make some income while you're away.

The comic says he thought he had rented it out to a family seeking to visit the city to, you know, visit F.A.O. Schwartz and engage in other family-friendly activities.

He was wrong.

A comedian under the impression he had rented out his posh Chelsea pad to a man with family in town for a wedding returned home to a wild orgy, he said.
...
When he returned to the building to grab his luggage, a rowdy sex party featuring Â“Big Beautiful WomenÂ” was in the process of being shut down by building management...
Â“The worst part of the Internet right there was in my apartment.Â”
Â“There were all sorts of people walking out of my apartment and people coming in from the back yard. It was a huge mess.Â”
Teman said his apartment was trashed by a group of nearly nude, overweight people.

The guy who rented the apartment, one Carter, denies anything untoward happened, and insists it was just some friends and family who stopped by, and that a little partying never hurt anyone.

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When Teman later searched CarterÂ’s phone number on the Internet, he found the raunchy soiree involving plus-size women advertised online as Â“Turn Up Part 2: The Pantie Raid.Â”
One person even blasted out TemanÂ’s Seventh Avenue address in a tweet for an Â“XXX FREAK FEST.Â”

Regarding that reference to the comic being evicted: Most rental agreements specifically forbid subrenting rooms. Apparently New York City calls apartments rented in such a manner "illegal transient hotels," and you can be fined by the city, and evicted from your apartment, for so using them.

Per that NYT article, as of 2012, at least, the Airbnb site does caution users to not break any applicable local laws, but does not go into detail about what those laws are, or what the consequences for breaking them might be.

Thanks to @benk84.

Posted by: Ace at 11:47 AM | Comments (245)
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Posted by: flounder at March 17, 2014 11:49 AM (Kkt/i)

2 Â“He is making a big to-do because he is being evicted.Â” Umm... well, yeah.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 11:49 AM (IXrOn)

3 oops

Posted by: rd at March 17, 2014 11:49 AM (D+lxs)

4 So its illegal to have a bunch of fat naked women over to the house now? Fascists.

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2014 11:50 AM (4+AaH)

5 Gaaaakkk!!!

Posted by: 1bulwetweft - doom, Doom, and MORE DOOM at March 17, 2014 11:50 AM (d2CZd)

6 What tipped them off? The blimps parading through the lobby?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 11:51 AM (IXrOn)

7 I'm sorry, but if you rent your place to people introduced to you through the internet, why would you be surprised when things go pear-shaped?

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 11:51 AM (4nR9/)

8 Sounds like it could be a deleted scene from "The Other Guys."

Posted by: MacGruber at March 17, 2014 11:52 AM (A9zaA)

9 Another case of The Man cracking down on the Ace of SpadesÂ™ lifestyle.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 17, 2014 11:52 AM (kbOju)

10 Don't touch ANYTHING!!!

Posted by: Hazmat Cleanup at March 17, 2014 11:52 AM (vBhbc)

11 >7 I'm sorry, but if you rent your place to people introduced to you through the internet, why would you be surprised when things go pear-shaped?

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 03:51 PM (4nR9/)<

Hmmmm. What is the dress code for the NoVaMoMee?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 11:52 AM (sjdRT)

12 Everything on the innertubes is on the up and up. Did I mention that I am a French Model?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 17, 2014 11:52 AM (jucos)

13 H8terz gonna h8t!

Posted by: David Carter at March 17, 2014 11:53 AM (Kkt/i)

14 *throws up in mouth a little*

Regarding that reference to the comic being evicted: Most rental agreements specifically forbid subrenting rooms. Apparently New York City calls apartments rented in such a manner "illegal transient hotels," and you can be fined by the city, and evicted from your apartment, for so using them.

This is NYC. That more or less means anything that you might want to do with your apartment is probably illegal.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 11:53 AM (4df7R)

15 What did he expect the guy to tell him, that he was having a wild orgy?

Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2014 11:53 AM (DrC22)

16 What is the dress code for the NoVaMoMee?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 03:52 PM (sjdRT)

Plastic wrap.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 11:53 AM (QFxY5)

17 you'd have to burn the place down and rebuild

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at March 17, 2014 11:53 AM (8v/hq)

18 Can you imagine the snail trails?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 17, 2014 11:53 AM (jucos)

19 The Republican War on Women continues unabated.... Now in Larger Sizes.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 17, 2014 11:53 AM (zllbf)

20 Can't airbnb be sued or even prosecuted for doing illegal business in a city where the laws are clear what they are doing is illegal?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:54 AM (ZPrif)

21 So , this is how moron meet ups work .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 17, 2014 11:54 AM (XWw96)

22 Hmmmm. What is the dress code for the NoVaMoMee?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 03:52 PM (sjdRT)

We'll be in public, so you have to wear pants. Sorry.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 11:54 AM (4df7R)

23 Oh yeah, and that's not mayonnaise on the ceiling.

Posted by: David Carter at March 17, 2014 11:55 AM (Kkt/i)

24 >We'll be in public, so you have to wear pants. Sorry.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 17, 2014 03:54 PM (4df7R)<

*makes note*

Glad I asked.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 11:55 AM (sjdRT)

25 4 So its illegal to have a bunch of fat naked women over to the house now? Fascists. Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2014 03:50 PM (4+AaH) That just sounds bossy.

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 11:56 AM (HVff2)

26 I'll just say, the buffet really sucked.

Posted by: Meghan McCain, Titular Republican of Tomorrow at March 17, 2014 11:56 AM (8ZskC)

27 I'm sorry, but if you rent your place to people introduced to you through the internet, why would you be surprised when things go pear-shaped?

Note to self: Do NOT rent to Morons.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 17, 2014 11:56 AM (0AKks)

28 I'll go get the family and friends.

Posted by: David Carter at March 17, 2014 11:56 AM (Kkt/i)

29 this post is awfully "judgy"

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at March 17, 2014 11:56 AM (8v/hq)

30 So, real life version of The League?

Dirty Randy, Taco and Rafi don't pay though, they just break in.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 17, 2014 11:57 AM (VjL9S)

31 This story, in many ways, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 17, 2014 11:57 AM (jucos)

32 mmmm. What is the dress code for the NoVaMoMee?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 03:52 PM (sjdRT)

Hobo skins.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 17, 2014 11:57 AM (6H6o8)

33 Places for rent are few and far between in NYC due to rent control. So if you get evicted you are probably shit out of luck.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 17, 2014 11:57 AM (T2V/1)

34 When Teman later searched CarterÂ’s phone number on the Internet, he found the raunchy soiree involving plus-size women advertised online as Â“Turn Up Part 2: The Pantie Raid.Â”

Try one of our packages or purchase individual services sold by the pound.

Posted by: Fatty Fantasies, Inc. at March 17, 2014 11:57 AM (8ZskC)

35 Allah issued a fatwa because they weren't fat 8 year old girls and no goats. Damn infidels to burning hell.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at March 17, 2014 11:57 AM (hpgw1)

36 I shudder to think what the next occupant of the White House will find.

Posted by: Vizzini at March 17, 2014 11:57 AM (zDsvJ)

37 Sheesh, you hold ONE orgy for tubsters....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 11:57 AM (ojnk6)

38 Off sock!

Posted by: Y-not at March 17, 2014 11:58 AM (zDsvJ)

39 The guy who rented the apartment, one Carter, denies anything untoward happened, and insists it was just some friends and family who stopped by An Iraqi legislator, by any chance?

Posted by: AmishDude at March 17, 2014 11:58 AM (xSegX)

40 Now I want Bob Uecker to do play-by-play commentary on this like on the Furries convention that was in town one time the Brewers were on a road trip.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 17, 2014 11:58 AM (APuJ7)

Subletting my home to someone I don't know?

Not a chance.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Four Outrages, get a Rightous Indignation Free! at March 17, 2014 11:58 AM (hLRSq)

42 **Squirt**

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 17, 2014 11:58 AM (/076+)

43 "32 mmmm. What is the dress code for the NoVaMoMee?" Better than the one for Kaboomapaloooza

Posted by: Lauren at March 17, 2014 11:58 AM (hFL/3)

44 Did I mention that I am a French Model? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner

Why no. No, you didn't.

*Honey, (to girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild) guess what I just found out. *

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 11:59 AM (4nR9/)

45 Subletting your home is the kind of thing that's gotten Brits into all kinds of trouble recently. They'll rent their home to someone while they go on vacation for a week, then come home to find a Lebanese family living in their home and claiming it as their own due to squatters rights. And just TRY to get them evicted. It's damn near impossible.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 11:59 AM (4df7R)

46 Was it a Crisco party?

I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2014 11:59 AM (cHZB7)

47 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've rented in a lot of apartment buildings, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Posted by: George Carter Costanza [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:59 AM (bCEmE)

48 41 We own a second home that we also rent as a vacation place. You wouldn't believe the stories....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 12:00 PM (ojnk6)

This is a disgusting version of the beginning of old school.

Of course, the question we are all dying to know, WERE THEY INCLUSIVE OF THE GHEYS IN THEIR SEX ORGY SUBRENTAL AGREEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WERE THEY!!!!!!!!????????? Because if not, it is fucking on.

Posted by: prescient11 at March 17, 2014 12:00 PM (tVTLU)

50 >Hobo skins.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 17, 2014 03:57 PM (6H6o <

Its too cold for hobos up here this time of year. Guess I'll have to get out there a few days early to harvest my wardrobe.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 12:00 PM (sjdRT)

51 I'll bet the inside of the house was covered in flour.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2014 12:00 PM (8ZskC)

52 Sounds like a flashback scene from Family Guy.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2014 12:00 PM (GXZgZ)

53 Mazola Party at Aces!

Posted by: toby928© at March 17, 2014 12:00 PM (QupBk)

54 This reminds me of Pacific Heights, but pornier.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2014 12:00 PM (0Jb7F)

55 Just once, I'd like to hear about one of these parties before the fact.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 17, 2014 12:00 PM (W7ffl)

56 SlitherFest'16

Posted by: toby928© at March 17, 2014 12:00 PM (QupBk)

57 There are similar sites to airbnb like one that rents you a car for a day / lets you loan one out. On the one hand, having a locals car is great for some cities, like Boston, that have stickers for parking in the city limits. OTOH, there's this kind of stuff

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (3ZtZW)

58 Servpro...like it never even happened.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (7ObY1)

59 They'll never get the smell out.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (GXZgZ)

60 The name of the apartment complex? The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (slXFW)

61 Once more.. a war on (hefty) women! Sexists!

If they were beautiful Victoria's Secret models, would the party have been stopped??? I don't think so!

Now.. were these your normal BBW's or the Super-Sized (SSBBW) variety?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (Z7PrM)

62 No seriously. This story is nauseating.

Hey, at least my green sickface is festive.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (4df7R)

63 This is like the time Kristin Davis put something in my apartment in the toilet, but wouldn't tell me what it was.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (/076+)

64 My parents found a person online to sit their dog while they went away on vacation. My parents gave the sitter access to their house, because they didn't want their dog to have to go to a kennel or a stranger's house.

I knew for sure they'd come back and find their house stripped of everything, even the floor.

Nope, it went fine. I was pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (P7Wsr)

65 24 >We'll be in public, so you have to wear pants. Sorry. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 17, 2014 03:54 PM (4df7R)< *makes note* Glad I asked. Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 03:55 PM (sjdRT) You headed south to a meet up Maud'dib?

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (HVff2)

66 There's probably video, too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (cHZB7)

67 Guess he doesn't have that No Fat Chicks bumper sticker on his Prius.

Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (y7PFk)

68 As funny as this is, there was an even more horrifying and egregious AirBnB incident that happened in San Francisco last year. A woman went out of town and to make money whle she was gone signed up for AirBnB. She found a "renter," and gave him the keys. When she came back -- he has robber everything in her apartment! I mean everything -- he brought in a truck and emptied the place out. Now, you'd think that AirBnB has systems in place to prevent things like this happening, but somehoe this "renter" fell through the cracks and must have used fake ID or something. The woman ended u[ having to sue AirBnB. Not sure how the case turned out -- maybe it hasn't even been resolved yet. Moral of the story: YOU ARE NUTS TO SIGN UP FOR THESE SERVICES.

Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (mizYg)

69 >51 I'll bet the inside of the house was covered in flour.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2014 04:00 PM (8ZskC)<

I LOL'ed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (sjdRT)

70 This is a disgusting version of the beginning of old school. --- The chances of the woman at an orgy looking anything like Juliette Lewis are damn low, unless you count the strung-out Heroin Barbie version of her from the 90s.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 17, 2014 12:02 PM (APuJ7)

71 There's 'Good Naked', and 'Bad Naked'.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 17, 2014 12:02 PM (/076+)

72 If landlords were more open to sublets getting their freak on, we might not have had the crash of 08.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2014 12:02 PM (IV4od)

The Aristocrats

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 12:02 PM (3ZtZW)

74 I'll bet the inside of the house was covered in flour. HA !

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 17, 2014 12:02 PM (XWw96)

75 Thank Gaia I didn't rent it some red state h8ters in town for a gun show or tea party thingy! 'Cause those are the worst people in the world, amIright? You should hear my jokes about those icky Christains....

Posted by: Comedian who learns square mid-western traditional family folk aren'ts so bad at March 17, 2014 12:02 PM (udjuE)

76 "Most rental agreements specifically forbid subrenting rooms."

My homeowner's insurance policy says "No way, Ray," to my renting out the house.

I can rent out the house if I like, but I have to change policies to do so, to have a landlord policy instead.

So if I were careless about the details, and rented the place out via airbnb, and someone smoked in bed and burned the house down, oops! No recourse via my homeowners' policy.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 12:02 PM (gqT4g)

77 ...and Cicero slays it.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 12:03 PM (/076+)

78 And please tell me this was @deanofcomedy.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 17, 2014 12:03 PM (xSegX)

79 I'm sorry but that cracked me up! Plus size fatties being nude is just funny!

Posted by: Carol at March 17, 2014 12:03 PM (4BXhj)

80 This crime comes under the jurisdiction of the Federal Marine Mammal Commission.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2014 12:03 PM (8ZskC)

81 Seriously though, who advertises their orgy on the internet? I suppose people who REALLY like anonymous sex with actual strangers.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 12:03 PM (4df7R)

82 >You headed south to a meet up Maud'dib?<

Yup. The northern VA one ramrodded by Bannion, BC, et al. June 21 I believe.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 12:03 PM (sjdRT)

I'll bet the inside of the house was covered in flour.

That's not flour, its Gold Bond powder

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2014 12:04 PM (0Jb7F)

84 David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog I'd complain about the WH treating you like lobotomized 12-year olds, but hey, they're the experts who go elected http://www.whitehouse.gov/acabracket

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 12:04 PM (ZPrif)

85 You wanted Christina Hendricks You'll settle for Delta Burke You'll get Jaba the Hutt.

Posted by: toby928© at March 17, 2014 12:04 PM (QupBk)

86 He's being evicted under the "no fatties" addendum to his lease.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 17, 2014 12:04 PM (slXFW)

87 XXX Freak Fest at Ace's pad!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2014 12:05 PM (nI6J7)

88 Question : Would you rather have this or find out 6 months later that the Couch Fucker had sublet your place?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 12:05 PM (/076+)

89 That's not flour, its Gold Bond powder Gold Bond keeps the pannus cheese from stinking. (waits while the horde Googles "pannus.")

Posted by: Citizen X at March 17, 2014 12:05 PM (7ObY1)

90 -
6

What tipped them off?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 03:51 PM

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Seismographs.

Posted by: irright at March 17, 2014 12:05 PM (8GKDa)

91 Oh, and the douchebag comedian is an Obama fan, according to a video on his website.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 17, 2014 12:05 PM (xSegX)

92 Did they name Jerry Seinfeld or did he write this anonymously?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 12:06 PM (bitz6)

93 How many orgies and gangbangs actually happen out there? Am I missing something?

Posted by: Lonely Guy 404 at March 17, 2014 12:06 PM (yhJhK)

94 Plus size fatties being nude is just funny!

Posted by: Carol

Victims of McDonald's need love too!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 17, 2014 12:06 PM (P7Wsr)

95 Why would anyone allow total strangers to stay on their apartment?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2014 12:06 PM (udjuE)

96 Yup. The northern VA one ramrodded by Bannion, BC, et al. June 21 I believe. Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 04:03 PM (sjdRT) Well you tell 'em hi from me! If you ever want a NOWIMEETUP let me know on that.

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 12:06 PM (HVff2)

97 I think the renter should sue the comedian and force him to perform comedy at the next orgy.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 17, 2014 12:06 PM (xSegX)

98 One would think a NYC comedian wouldn't have any problems with sex parties in his house. Being open minded libertines and all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 17, 2014 12:06 PM (4vQmk)

99 82 >You headed south to a meet up Maud'dib?< Yup. The northern VA one ramrodded by Bannion, BC, et al. June 21 I believe. --- Just be sure to keep your sandworm in your pants, little mouse.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 17, 2014 12:06 PM (APuJ7)

100 Sounds like the "comedian" wanted some free publicity to make sure everyone knew he was a "comedian."

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 12:07 PM (xSfiX)

101

w>>>hitehouse.gov/acabracket

They do this just to get your goat, you know

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 12:07 PM (3ZtZW)

102 No sympathy whatever. Who the hell is dumb enough to let dirty, disgusting strangers use their bathroom and beds? He's lucky they didn't turn it into a temporary meth lab, or stash a dead body in the closet.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 12:07 PM (1/IUa)

103 Oh, and the douchebag comedian is an Obama fan, according to a video on his website.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 17, 2014 04:05 PM (xSegX)

He's a comedian in NYC. The odds of him NOT being an Obamabot are inifinitesimal.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 12:07 PM (4df7R)

104 Must've been a spacious apartment.

Posted by: flounder at March 17, 2014 12:07 PM (Kkt/i)

105 Why am I only finding out about this now?!

Posted by: Leonard nimoy at March 17, 2014 12:07 PM (M6OTi)

106 what a dope

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 12:07 PM (zOTsN)

107 Airbnb. Bnb= big nude babes?

Posted by: baldilocks filipova at March 17, 2014 12:07 PM (36Rjy)

108 102 No sympathy whatever. Who the hell is dumb enough to let dirty, disgusting strangers use their bathroom and beds? He's lucky they didn't turn it into a temporary meth lab, or stash a dead body in the closet. --- This sounds like the premise for a contemporary version of American Psycho.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 17, 2014 12:08 PM (APuJ7)

109 >Just be sure to keep your sandworm in your pants, little mouse.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 17, 2014 04:06 PM (APuJ7)<

That sounds bossy to me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 12:08 PM (sjdRT)

110 How many orgies and gangbangs actually happen out there? Am I missing something?

All you have to do, is lower your standards to mobile flesh pod level. Then you can have all the excitement you want!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 17, 2014 12:08 PM (P7Wsr)

111 No subrenting to fatties, one of Michael Bloomberg's lasting legacies has mayor.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 17, 2014 12:08 PM (WdbF7)

112 You wanted Christina Hendricks You'll settle for Delta Burke You'll get ~~Jaba the Hutt~~ Cameron Manheim.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 12:08 PM (xSfiX)

113 I'll bet that the internet site has no insurance. I mean, what insurance company in its right mind would write a policy for this business model?

What, the hydrogen-filled zeppelin fire engine business just wasn't risky enough?

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 12:08 PM (4nR9/)

114 so much for the street wise smarts of the urban dweller

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 12:08 PM (zOTsN)

115 Thank Gaia I didn't rent it some red state h8ters in town for a gun show or tea party thingy! 'Cause those are the worst people in the world, amIright? You should hear my jokes about those icky Christains....

Posted by: Comedian who learns square mid-western traditional family folk aren'ts so bad at March 17, 2014 04:02 PM (udjuE)

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This is probably truer than we'd wish it to be, being in NYC. Anyone know anything about this so-called "comic"?

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 12:08 PM (0IPQM)

116 OT but this has to be read to be believed (even then, it's tough):

(link in nic)

To summarize: Both GOP and Dem politicians are offered bribes by undercover agents, the only ones who take the bait are black Democrats so that makes the sting racist and NO CHARGES will be filed.

Disparate impact, or something.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2014 12:09 PM (cHZB7)

117

Â“XXX FREAK FEST.Â”

Shouldn't that be XXXL FREAK FEST?

Posted by: dirks strewn at March 17, 2014 12:09 PM (kfcYC)

118 This sounds like the premise for a contemporary version of American Psycho. Let's just hope that no jumper cables were involved.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 17, 2014 12:09 PM (7ObY1)

119 The butt-ler did it, on the kitchen counter, with a stick blender. Ooops. Wrong thread.

Posted by: flounder at March 17, 2014 12:09 PM (Kkt/i)

120 91 Oh, and the douchebag comedian is an Obama fan, according to a video on his website. Posted by: AmishDude at March 17, 2014 04:05 PM (xSegX) That makes it more hilarious. Greedy fucker, ha-ha.....

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 12:09 PM (HVff2)

121 now Sir Mix A Lot is running through my head

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 12:09 PM (zOTsN)

122 Turn Up Part 2: The Pantie Raid

Starring Slick Willie and Carlos Danger

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2014 12:09 PM (1Jaio)

123 Those chubby chasers really know how to tie one on, and the food is fabulous.

Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2014 12:09 PM (UzPAd)

124 ***wondering if Stabler and Benson or Munch and Tutuola would be funnier for this case***

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 12:09 PM (3ZtZW)

125 Other things I have seen happen in longer-term rented residences:

-- Grow rooms. Hey, it's just the ganja, mon, be calm. Jah love. Except that a grow op takes a METRIC FUCKLOAD of electric power for high intensity lights and powerful fans and pumps. Stoners amateurishly rewiring the place. What could go wrong? And that electric power is typically stolen by stoners wiring around the meter. Leaving you on the hook to the power company. Also, grow ops get violently knocked off if the criminal community realize their presence. Ready for someone to get shot dead in your living room as the chronic gets heisted?

-- Meth labs. Even worse. Not only do these have fires, they have outright explosions. As with grow ups, they can be violently invaded to steal the product. And they can leave the house so contaminated with hazmat that the whole thing will have to be torn down and rebuilt. Your insurance will not be in any hurry to pay.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 12:09 PM (gqT4g)

126 All you have to do, is lower your standards to mobile flesh pod level. Then you can have all the excitement you want!

Right. That's why I never go to orgies. I've got standards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2014 12:10 PM (8ZskC)

127 I'll bet that the internet site has no insurance. I mean, what insurance company in its right mind would write a policy for this business model?

I've always wondered that about Craig's List and their infamous "Casual Encounters" category.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 12:10 PM (4df7R)

128 All you have to do, is lower your standards to mobile flesh pod level. Then you can have all the excitement you want! True but no thanks.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2014 12:10 PM (VhqUZ)

129 No horses involved? What's the problem? (And what's the address?) (My wife wants to know.)

Posted by: Bill de Blasio at March 17, 2014 12:10 PM (DrC22)

130 Why would anyone allow total strangers to stay on their apartment? Posted by: Lizzy ---------------- Because 'partaking' in AirBnB is hip.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 12:10 PM (aDwsi)

131 You wanted Christina Hendricks
You'll settle for Delta Burke
You'll get Jaba the Hutt.
Posted by: toby928Â© at March 17, 2014 04:04 PM (QupBk)
Delta Smelt

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 17, 2014 12:10 PM (4vQmk)

132 It's New York City for chrissakes.....fat disgusting over sexed people are the norm there. The whole City is a shit hole and if you can't afford Manhattan then you have to live in a worse place like the Bronx. It's only going to get better with a Commie Sandinista Butt Kisser Arnold Horshack look-a-like as Mayor.

Posted by: IrishEd at March 17, 2014 12:10 PM (D0NZx)

133 Yea Meggy Macain likes to parteee!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2014 12:10 PM (/rlXg)

134 You wanted Christina Hendricks

You'll settle for Delta Burke

You'll get ~~Jaba the Hutt~~ ~~Cameron Manheim~~ Candy Crowley

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 04:08 PM (xSfiX)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 12:11 PM (4df7R)

135 May it please the PTB, could we have a sidebar link to the particulars of the upcoming NoVaMoMee? That would save a lot of repetitive questions, and allow people to decide on the exact date of their annual bath.

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 12:11 PM (4nR9/)

136 SOFTWARE DEVELOPER Mozilla has announced that it has abandoned a version of its Firefox web browser for Microsoft's Modern, or Metro, Windows 8.1 user interface.

Although the Firefox web browser for Windows 8.1 Metro has been two years in the making, and in spite of a public beta released last month, Mozilla has decided not to release that version of Firefox, with Windows 8.1 users invited to continue to use the desktop edition.

In a blog post on Friday, Firefox VP Johnathan Nightingale cited apathy as one of the driving factors, explaining, "On any given day we have, for instance, millions of people testing pre-release versions of Firefox desktop, but we've never seen more than 1,000 active daily users in the Metro environment." He said that it is important for the company to "pick our battles".

Posted by: Carl Sagan at March 17, 2014 12:11 PM (e8kgV)

137 Oh, and the douchebag comedian is an Obama fan, according to a video on his website.

They were just expressing their sexuality in a totally natural and loving way. Who are you to judge! Property is theft! Puritan!

--Sober and tolerant lefties

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 17, 2014 12:11 PM (P7Wsr)

138 The worst thing was the whole place smelled of ham. And ass. Well, mostly ass. Unwashed ass. Mostly.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2014 12:11 PM (0cMkb)

139 >>>>>This is probably truer than we'd wish it to be, being in NYC. Anyone know anything about this so-called "comic"? Never heard of him before.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 17, 2014 12:11 PM (M6OTi)

140 why would you be surprised when things go pear-shaped?
C'mere, Hot stuff.

Posted by: pear shaped women at March 17, 2014 12:11 PM (Ua6T/)

141 They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, okay I mean, her butt, is just so big, ugh, I can't believe it's just so round It's like, out there, I mean, ugh, gross! Look! She's just so, ugly! I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist And a round thing in your face you get sprung Wanna pull up tough 'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearin I'm hooked and I can't stop starin Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha And take yo picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes m-m-me so horny Ooh, Rumpo Smoothskin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen her dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 12:12 PM (zOTsN)

142 If that was my place I would burn everything in that apartment. Then I would burn the apartment building. Then I would hang myself with a scarf from a door knob.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2014 12:12 PM (g1DWB)

143 The sound of flapping skin probably made the neighbors complain.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2014 12:12 PM (8ZskC)

144 This is just life imitating art.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 17, 2014 12:12 PM (Kkt/i)

145 It wasn't a chubby sex party they were just filming an episode of Girls.

Posted by: Frank at March 17, 2014 12:12 PM (7Nabg)

146 selling point for the apt: Had an elevator

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 12:13 PM (3ZtZW)

147 Seismographs. You have no idea how painful it is to involuntarily eject a Goldfish cracker through your nose.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 12:13 PM (0HooB)

148 To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to diss 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round And you want a Triple-X throwdown Dial 1-900-MIX-ALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! Baby got back!

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 12:13 PM (zOTsN)

149 This sounds like the premise for a contemporary version of American Psycho. This sounds like the premise for a contemporary version of American Pie IV. STIFLER!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2014 12:13 PM (nI6J7)

150 Many years ago, I traveled in Austria and they had a similar system set up, but it was officially run by the tourism board. You could show up in a town and a resident would have added their name to the official Tourist Office list of what were essentially "casual B and Bs". In some cases the owner would be present as you took a room in their place, but in other cases they moved out and just let you have the whole apartment. So I signed up for one of these deals when I arrived in Graz. It was much cheaper than a regular hotel. I paid my money to the Tourist Office and they told me the address and that the key was under the mat. So simple! (This story is not going to end as you think it will. Ultra-surprise ending!) So I went there as got the key and went in to a very nicely-appointed posh apartment. But it had a very unusual feature. All over the walls were gigantic photos of a stunningly beautiful woman -- I mean like, jaw-dropping beautiful. I thought perhaps that the owner had been a photographer, or maybe an arty-type, or maybe even a stalker. But as I looked around and settled in, I found out -- the woman in the photos was the woman who owned the apartment! She was a leading fashion model in Austria at the time. And apparently she liked looking at pictures from her modeling shoots. I found out who she was because there was other, smaller photos with her name on them around as well, which was the same name as the owner. There were also coffee-table books about her in the living room. It was basically like living in Kate Upton's or Adriana Lima's apartment. And then on the last day as I was leaving she returned and we met -- and we're still friends to this day! (In the sense of we occasionally send each other Christmas cards and stuff like that.) And she was more unreal in person than she even was in the photos. Hard to believe that such people exist, but they do.

Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2014 12:13 PM (mizYg)

151 Was Big Bottom the theme song of the movie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2014 12:13 PM (1Jaio)

152 I'm envisioning something like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoYMj4NGnPQ

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 12:13 PM (4nR9/)

153 Yea, thanks. Now it's stuck in my head ya' bastige....My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2014 12:13 PM (/rlXg)

154 XXX Freak Fests are okay as long as nobody brings a 32 oz. soft drink.

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at March 17, 2014 12:13 PM (8ZskC)

155 I've always wondered that about Craig's List and their infamous "Casual Encounters" category. I swear to G-d this is true: Went on there once and saw a supervisor from an old job. She wasn't my supervisor, but a supervisor. She was looking for a guy to take her to an adult theater and do her in the seats, then have every other guy in the theater do her too. Had nekkid pics up too. Only problem: she was and is a big fat cow. And ugly. Fat and ugly = fugly. Plus, titzits. And those pics, once seen, could not be unseen. Had a helluva story to tell former workmates though.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 17, 2014 12:13 PM (7ObY1)

156 I think I would rather have the apartment where someone was killed than that one. The ghosts of so any cruel orgasms......

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2014 12:13 PM (VhqUZ)

157 Its too cold for hobos up here this time of year. Guess I'll have to get out there a few days early to harvest my wardrobe.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 04:00 PM (sjdRT)

If you're a respectable moron, you already have a closet jam-packed with hobo skins in various sizes and colors. You are now suspect...you might be a Soros plant.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 17, 2014 12:14 PM (6H6o8)

158 148 To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to diss 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round And you want a Triple-X throwdown Dial 1-900-MIX-ALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! Baby got back! --- 36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3"!

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot's Stuffy Old Song About The Buttocks at March 17, 2014 12:14 PM (APuJ7)

159 It's New York City for chrissakes.....fat disgusting over sexed people are the norm there. The whole City is a shit hole and if you can't afford Manhattan then you have to live in a worse place like the Bronx. It's only going to get better with a Commie Sandinista Butt Kisser Arnold Horshack look-a-like as Mayor.

Posted by: IrishEd at March 17, 2014 04:10 PM (D0NZx)

-------------------------------------------------------

And NYC will deserve every bit of it.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 12:14 PM (0IPQM)

160 I watch too many orgy vids so I'll probably be seeing this one in a few weeks

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 12:14 PM (bStrg)

161 151 Was Big Bottom the theme song of the movie? --- Big Bottom Big Bottom You want bum cake my girl's bottom Big Bottom drive me out of my mind How can you leave this behind?

Posted by: David St. Hubins at March 17, 2014 12:15 PM (APuJ7)

162 legally speaking, that makes Carter a tenant in comin'.

Posted by: mc at March 17, 2014 12:15 PM (lrfmC)

163 Consider that place exorcised.

Posted by: The Fap-Spying Ghosts at March 17, 2014 12:15 PM (8ZskC)

164 Big and spicy, sweet and meaty

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 17, 2014 12:15 PM (nTgAI)

165 You wanted Christina Hendricks You'll settle for Delta Burke You'll get Jaba the Hutt. Posted by: toby928Â© at March 17, 2014 04:04 PM (QupBk) You wanted Manuel Neuer. You'll settle for Nathan Fillion. You'll get Chris Christie.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 12:16 PM (IXrOn)

166 Hey, listen here Now I got mortgages and homes And I got stiffness in the bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you) Oh, but I still get my pleasure Still get my greatest treasure Heap big woman you done made a big man of me (now get this) Oh (I know), you gonna take me home tonight (please) Oh, down beside that red fire light Oh, you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round Get on your bikes and ride Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them fat bottomed girls Fat bottomed girls, yeah, yeah, yeah, All right Ride 'em cowboy Fat bottomed girls Yes, yes, right.

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 12:16 PM (zOTsN)

167 >Posted by: kathysaysso at March 17, 2014 04:14 PM (6H6o

<

Easy with the crazy talk there. I've never learned to cure the skins very well. They go bad by the end of fall every year.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 12:16 PM (sjdRT)

168 I'm envisioning something like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoYMj4NGnPQ

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 04:13 PM (4nR9/)

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You actually think I'm going to click that?

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 12:16 PM (0IPQM)

169 I wouldn't call th McDonalds victims. I think people should dress to flatter their figures. Nude fatties isn't flattering. My father used to take me for driving lessons on Sundays & we'd always have to stop so he could have a drink or two. The bar I'm thinking of had a few posters of huge fatties! My older brother had playboy magazine in the house & My mother thought nothing of us looking at it.

Posted by: Carol at March 17, 2014 12:16 PM (bxKJf)

170 So I've never been to New York but based off everything I've read and seen on tv, everyone is either in wall street, fashion, a cop, writer, blogger, comedian, or theatre.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 17, 2014 12:16 PM (WdbF7)

171 They should have held the party at David Brenner's house.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 17, 2014 12:16 PM (slXFW)

172 they were just shooting an episode of "Girls"

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 12:17 PM (zOTsN)

173 @150
Dear Penthouse Forum....

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 12:17 PM (4nR9/)

174 Big Bottom, Big Bottom, talk about mudflaps, my gal's got 'em (I better stop before I spontaneously combust)

Posted by: Citizen X at March 17, 2014 12:17 PM (7ObY1)

175 I see I'm not the only one who noticed ol' Capt Mal is now a plumper.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 12:17 PM (xSfiX)

176 How would you like to deliver pizza's to that party?

Posted by: toby928© at March 17, 2014 12:18 PM (QupBk)

177 Didn't Frank Perdue used to make a chicken called "plumpers?" Or am I thinking of a hot dog?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 12:18 PM (xSfiX)

178 How would you like to deliver pizza's to that party?

Posted by: toby928Â© at March 17, 2014 04:18 PM (QupBk)

That is the opening to the world's most awkward amateur porn film.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 12:18 PM (4df7R)

179 Isn't this how Charles Manson basically found places for his cult to live? They took up residence in some naive lefty's house, and then took over.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 17, 2014 12:18 PM (P7Wsr)

180 Teman - The Biggest Loser

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 12:19 PM (JBggj)

181 Hello, Police? I want to report something weird is going on next door. I don't know what's happening, but it sounds like an avalanche of raw chickens.

Posted by: the neighbor at March 17, 2014 12:19 PM (8GKDa)

182 Alternate post title: "Comedian" Finds Way To Become Relevant, Briefly

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 12:20 PM (xSfiX)

183 Pizza Hut had to rent a semi for the delivery.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 12:20 PM (IXrOn)

184 Some serious false advertising for this orgy. Ad said there would be twenty eight year olds! I show up and there's only a couple of post-adolescent porkers. What a let down.

Posted by: Dirka Dirka Jihad at March 17, 2014 12:20 PM (jKa2q)

185 I see I'm not the only one who noticed ol' Capt Mal is now a plumper.

I saw the latest Percy Jackson movie, where Mal played a part. They had him in the UPS shorts and made a comment about how great he looked. I thought, no, you used to be handsome. Now you're smuggling a Costco tub of mayo in your shirt.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 17, 2014 12:21 PM (P7Wsr)

186 Hello, Police? I want to report something weird is going on next door. I don't know what's happening, but it sounds like an avalanche of raw chickens.

Posted by: the neighbor at March 17, 2014 04:19 PM (8GKDa)

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 17, 2014 12:21 PM (nTgAI)

187 tragic that the only thing funny in his life now is the smell.

Posted by: mc at March 17, 2014 12:22 PM (lrfmC)

188 This all sounds somewhat unseemly and scandalous. Where do I sign up?

Posted by: dananjcon at March 17, 2014 12:22 PM (NpXoL)

189 Nathan Fillion has the same Canadian disease as Dan Akroyd in which men turn into bloated women.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 12:22 PM (xSfiX)

190 I don't know what's happening, but it sounds like an avalanche of raw chickens.

You are a clever, disgusting, awesome writer. I salute you.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 17, 2014 12:22 PM (P7Wsr)

191 This have anything to do with that Manhattan building blowing up?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 17, 2014 12:22 PM (7ObY1)

192
/frantically googles "Austrian models"

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 17, 2014 12:23 PM (FrfNj)

193 189 Nathan Fillion has the same Canadian disease as Dan Akroyd in which men turn into bloated women. The dark side of poutine.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 17, 2014 12:23 PM (7ObY1)

194 He wasn't evicted because of breaking the lease agreement but because the occupants all had 48 oz Mountain Dew fountain drinks .

Posted by: Yes it sucks at March 17, 2014 12:24 PM (Vf2XA)

195 They told me if I voted for Romney, sexual prudes would deny alternate lifestyle choices, and THEY WERE RIGHT!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at March 17, 2014 12:25 PM (aE+2W)

196 I woke up the this morning to seeing this on CNN: Bible Found At Explosion Site I have no idea what it was about or what they were implying -- but my mind immediately went to omg Christian terrorism!...which only exists in the lying imaginations of the Left.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 12:25 PM (xSfiX)

197 I blame Bush. Fat, hairy, stinky bush.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 17, 2014 12:25 PM (7ObY1)

198 What? No pics? C'mon... you know you're curious!

Posted by: shredded chi at March 17, 2014 12:25 PM (6sAB6)

199 I've rented from VRBO before and AirBNB.

I'm taking a 50 gallon barrel of bleach with me next time I do.

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2014 12:26 PM (igJW1)

200 >>Many years ago, I traveled in Austria and they had a similar system set up...

They had something similar in France where people could register a spare room in there house as available as a hotel room - Chambre D'Hote, I think it is called. My sister in I stayed in a few when we bike toured there many moons ago, and my favorite stay was at a farmhouse in Normandy - complete with snoring farmer & his wife down the hall. Best breakfast ever - fresh bread, eggs, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2014 12:26 PM (udjuE)

201 Nathan Fillion has the same Canadian disease as Dan Akroyd in which men turn into bloated women. Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 04:22 PM (xSfiX) Yeah, don't know what happened to him. I almost went with Matthew Macfayden verus Fillion. Hard to think of the mid-chubby, decent looking or sexy male actor.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 12:26 PM (IXrOn)

202 So I just went to Burger King and ordered the "big alaska fish sandwich", then read this post and some comments. Anyone else want this?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo, angloirishjewish mutt at March 17, 2014 12:26 PM (+XGEJ)

203 >199 I've rented from VRBO before and AirBNB.<

I've rented places from FL to AK with VRBO. Have had great luck with every single place so far.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 17, 2014 12:27 PM (sjdRT)

204 The Ultimate Taser System - now with our exclusive "Harpoon" darts!

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 12:27 PM (JBggj)

205 You went to a fast-food burger joint... for fish?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 12:27 PM (xSfiX)

206 Somewhere Rick James is shedding a tear of joy.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 17, 2014 12:28 PM (NpXoL)

207 Â“The worst part of the Internet right there was in my apartment.Â” What's the big deal? This happens to us every time we connect with one another here at AoSHQ!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 12:28 PM (HsTG8)

208 How would you like to deliver pizza's to that party? Posted by: toby928Â© at March 17, 2014 04:18 PM (QupBk) That is the opening to the world's most awkward amateur porn film. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 17, 2014 04:18 PM (4df7R) I just assumed when I saw the headline to the post that the comedian came home to find Brony porn being shot in his apartment. Just plain old BBW orgy? Yaaaawwwwwnnnn.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 17, 2014 12:28 PM (VtjlW)

209 I can't wait for ace's video update .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 17, 2014 12:28 PM (XWw96)

210
selling point for the apt: Had an elevator

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 04:13 PM (3ZtZW)

FREIGHT elevator.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 12:29 PM (TIIx5)

211 I can't wait for ace's video update . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 17, 2014 04:28 PM
====
Cake Girl 2

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 12:29 PM (JBggj)

212 brb, goin to Red Lobster...for donuts

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 12:30 PM (xSfiX)

213 "Turn Up Part 2: The Pantie Raid"

Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at March 17, 2014 12:31 PM (Kkt/i)

214 Â“We sent Secretary of State John Kerry to London to negotiate with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov Â– thatÂ’s like sending a cupcake to negotiate with a steak knife,Â” he said. lol Oh, Bolton. Gotta love 'im. cnsnews

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 12:31 PM (IXrOn)

215 Â“There were all sorts of people walking out of my apartment and people coming in from the back yard. It was a huge mess.Â” Yeah, coming in the back door can get messy at times.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 17, 2014 12:31 PM (SY2Kh)

216

Red Lobster has donuts now?

You jerks never tell me these things

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 12:31 PM (3ZtZW)

217 Yeah, coming in the back door can get messy at times.
Posted by: Hollowpoint

Fat, nude, slip and slide.

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2014 12:32 PM (igJW1)

218 Was that New York or Florida?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 17, 2014 12:32 PM (rRol4)

219 Didn't Frank Perdue used to make a chicken called "plumpers?" Or am I thinking of a hot dog? Hot dogs. Plumped when you cooked them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2014 12:33 PM (3tnP7)

220 Red Lobster has donuts now?

You jerks never tell me these things

Sorry, Mr Fancypants "I eat at Red Lobster". I'm too busy rooting through this hobo's encampment to give you tips on which fork you use for your after dinner mint.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 17, 2014 12:33 PM (P7Wsr)

221 Cake Girl 2
Posted by: mrp

The Enplumpening.

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 12:34 PM (4nR9/)

222 116 OT but this has to be read to be believed (even then, it's tough): With Holder in office? Oh I believe it. The new thing in education is that there should not be more black students disciplined than white students.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 12:34 PM (1/IUa)

223 Cake Girl 3: Gravity

Posted by: toby928© at March 17, 2014 12:35 PM (QupBk)

224 Who hear ordered the 6 100lbs bags of flour?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2014 12:36 PM (/rlXg)

225 It's the age old question. Which came first, the chicken or the Plumper?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 17, 2014 12:36 PM (ZshNr)

226
When a very enterprising AoS charter member sponsors a lipstick lesbian event with all the licking, sniffing, kissing, and puffing, I'm all in with $$$ to support this very civic minded meet and greet.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 17, 2014 12:36 PM (nQjHM)

227 nood ace

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 12:36 PM (xSfiX)

228 This is NYC. That more or less means anything that you might want to do with your apartment is probably illegal.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 17, 2014 03:53 PM (4df7R)

That's being generous. Lets revise it to "Anything you might want to do is probably illegal." Better to err on the side of illegality and just sit in your apartment and stare at the wall (but not for too long, it's bad for your health and therefore: illegal.).

Posted by: Heralder at March 17, 2014 12:37 PM (/Mxso)

229 I wouldn't sublet my apartment while away - crazy! Like people aren't going to go through your stuff or keep the place clean. There is also that pervy orgy freak show thing that can happen.

He tried to make a few bucks and ended up evicted. I guess that I'm not in a sympathetic mood today.

Posted by: Cheri at March 17, 2014 12:37 PM (VDGzf)

230 210?

Freight elevator?

Rode them many times with my first wife at the Atlanta Merchandise Mart. The passenger elevators were always too slow- & crowded.

Posted by: backhoe at March 17, 2014 12:37 PM (ULH4o)

231 GnuBreed, http://dailycaller.com/2012/07/27/obama-backs-race-based-school-discipline-policies/

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 12:37 PM (1/IUa)

232 nood ace

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 04:36 PM (xSfiX)

Could be grosser than this story.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 17, 2014 12:38 PM (NpXoL)

233 Hey now, H8ters, big girls be needin' some freak, too. Does this mean I'm back?

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at March 17, 2014 12:38 PM (4s6u1)

234 Fatnado!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2014 12:39 PM (/rlXg)

235 David Limbaugh ‏@DavidLimbaugh 17h Good point. Should be added RT @unclemeat80: You forgot Fast and Furious RT @DavidLimbaugh It doesnÂ’t hurt to dream. pic.twitter.com/9wMXO83IVs so awesome

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 12:39 PM (IXrOn)

236 231 Posted by: nerdygirl

Yeah I know, that's why I ended the post with the words 'disparate impact'.

I see the PA article is now in the sidebar.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2014 12:40 PM (cHZB7)

237 Obama Scandal Bracket pic.twitter.com/9wMXO83IVs this is brilliant

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 12:41 PM (IXrOn)

238 First they came for The Pantie Raids and I said nothing...

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at March 17, 2014 12:48 PM (E8IHS)

239 If orgies with apartments full of naked fat women are wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 17, 2014 12:53 PM (PD6iL)

240 Nine-year-olds in Iraq, three-hundies in New York. I'm in California, what am I expected to fuck here? Don't answer that...

Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2014 01:17 PM (o+SC1)

241 @231 - look, we know the current Oval Office occupant is probably the most racist individual to sit in that chair since Woodrow Wilson, so nothing will surprise me much.

Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2014 01:19 PM (o+SC1)

242 Here I thought I was going to read about a comedian actually using the SCOAMF as his comedic material.

Posted by: Disappointed Again at March 17, 2014 01:29 PM (nbGZj)

243 @51 WE HAVE A WINNA!

Posted by: Mongo at March 17, 2014 01:44 PM (HEo6y)

244 My sister took a subletted apt in NYC when she first moved to the city, till she found a place. Girl subletted from was a singer, needed the apt filled while she did a summer tour. Worked out great for them both but yes, is a system ripe for disaster in the wrong hands.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2014 01:56 PM (PDkNw)

245 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 04:16 PM (IXrOn) Hmm. He still looked good in Much Ado, which wasn't shot THAT long ago. I never thought of him as someone one "settles" for, will have to go scour internetz.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2014 02:02 PM (PDkNw)

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