March 17, 2014

Great: Iraqi Faction Drafting Law Detailing Rules of Divorce for 8-Year-Olds, as a Backdoor Way to Say that Adult Men Can Marry 8-Year-Olds
— Ace

The law doesn't say that 8-year-olds can marry, per se, but the fact that it encodes the law as to how they may be divorced seems to be a sneaky way to legally endorse the unthinkable.

The law actually specifies 9-year-olds, but, due to the vagaries of the Islamic calendar (which is shorter than an actual year), "9-year-olds" actually means, at their youngest, girls 8 years and 8 months old.


The current law in Iraq says that girls of 18 or older may marry at will, and those as young as 15 may marry with their parents' permission. And 15 seems young, but we've got laws like that in some states of the USA, too.

This new draft law, on the other hand, is unspeakable.


The proposed new measure, known as the Jaafari Personal Status Law, is based on the principles of a Shiite school of religious law founded by Jaafar al-Sadiq, the sixth Shiite imam. Iraq's Justice Ministry late last year introduced the draft measure to the Cabinet, which approved it last month despite strong opposition by rights groups and activists.

Of course, when they say "parental permission," they only mean the father: Only the father has the power to bless or refuse an underage marriage.

And they've got even more good stuff in there for women (or 8 year old girls, as the case may be) too:


Also under the proposed measure, a husband can have sex with his wife regardless of her consent. The bill also prevents women from leaving the house without their husband's permission, would restrict women's rights in matters of parental custody after divorce and make it easier for men to take multiple wives.

Well that's just special.

Meanwhile, feminists in America are deep in their own struggle: Bossily demanding that people stop calling bossy people bossy.


Posted by: Ace at 10:43 AM | Comments (405)
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1 Back Dooring 8 Year Olds? That's Halal.

Posted by: Mohammed at March 17, 2014 10:45 AM (/076+)

2 sick

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 10:45 AM (IXrOn)

3

8 Year Olds, Dude...

Posted by: Walter at March 17, 2014 10:45 AM (DErq5)

4 What, you have a problem with my bill?

Posted by: Ahmad Akin, Iraqi Legislator at March 17, 2014 10:45 AM (HBAcW)

5 It made SO much sense to try to modernize them...

Posted by: M. Murcek at March 17, 2014 10:45 AM (GJUgF)

6 We clearly need to be supporting muslim countries more.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 17, 2014 10:46 AM (BZAd3)

7 The younger the berry the rapier the juice.

Posted by: mohammed at March 17, 2014 10:46 AM (/076+)

8 I think God every single day that I was born in the time I was and in the country I was.
There is a substantial portion of the planet where I would have been put to death long before now. I do not take that for granted. Not for a moment.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 17, 2014 10:46 AM (VtjlW)

9 These women and girls should be packing. Eliminate the threat.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 10:46 AM (IXrOn)

10 Savages.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at March 17, 2014 10:46 AM (+xKk0)

11 You are weak America. I hate the Hadji's and I will crush them all like little bugs while your dark President rapes you in the ass.
 

Posted by: Vlad at March 17, 2014 10:46 AM (Cs2tJ)

12 What does NASA have to    say about this?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2014 10:46 AM (0Jb7F)

13 >>Also under the proposed measure, a husband can have sex with his wife regardless of her consent. The bill also prevents women from leaving the house without their husband's permission, would restrict women's rights in matters of parental custody after divorce and make it easier for men to take multiple wives.


I don't see the problem.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 17, 2014 10:47 AM (slXFW)

14

Mohammed's bride was 9 I think.  Ayisha or something like that.  So this isn't exactly "unprecedented" in that "faith." 

But about that whole "husband's whim" thing... uhhhh.... what's the problem here? 

Posted by: SamInVA at March 17, 2014 10:47 AM (Q52VH)

15 The religion of peace-- and pedophilia.

Posted by: Semi-conscious scroller at March 17, 2014 10:47 AM (/cUUk)

16 Glad we gutted the Navy and Air Force so we'd have enough bodies on the ground in Iraq to bring them into the 2nd, er, 3rd millennium.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2014 10:47 AM (Ec6wH)

17 Hey, bake 'em a cake!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at March 17, 2014 10:48 AM (JFbSU)

18 This is what they mean when they say Sharia Law wingnuts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 10:48 AM (bitz6)

19 Their men are cowards.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 10:48 AM (IXrOn)

20 What does the law say about divorcing shrill, seventy-year-old careerist haints?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 17, 2014 10:48 AM (Q52VH)

21 But hey, the whole GOP is waging a war on women because some of us think that chicks should pay for their own birth control pills. So let's remember what's important. And then fucking despair.

Posted by: physics geek at March 17, 2014 10:48 AM (MT22W)

22 "Feminists in America" haven't put a good album out in years.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 17, 2014 10:49 AM (slXFW)

23 There is a substantial portion of the planet where I would have been put to death long before now. "They Shoot Gingers, Don't They?" is one of Steinbeck's best.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 10:49 AM (/076+)

24 My soul screams for blood and thunder. 


Judgement Day is not yet, though.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 17, 2014 10:49 AM (9LuAk)

25

In Iraq, can I divorce my wife if she be gettin' too fat?

Posted by: Kanye West at March 17, 2014 10:50 AM (Q52VH)

26 There ain't any Muslims around here. It's you snake handling Christians that I'm worried about. Even though there aren't many of you here, either.

Posted by: Libtard at March 17, 2014 10:50 AM (YmPwQ)

27 American feminists are, for the most part, spoiled white women who want priveleges.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at March 17, 2014 10:50 AM (JFbSU)

28 Mohamed molested a 5 year old girl. Mohamed is the example that muslims ie mohomodans are supposed to follow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 10:50 AM (bitz6)

29 They're just emulating the Prophet.

Posted by: joncelli at March 17, 2014 10:51 AM (RD7QR)

30 If they add a sandwich-making clause in their constitution, I might move there.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 17, 2014 10:51 AM (slXFW)

31 We just don't understand them enough.

Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2014 10:51 AM (y7PFk)

32 OK, National Organization for Women, SICC'EM. Seriously. Go on, tell them off, protest in their streets. Walk around in giant paper mache vaginas screaming something empowering at them. What? You won't? Why not?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 10:51 AM (0HooB)

33

>>>Mohammed's bride was 9 I think. Ayisha or something like that

 

Aisha, although its in a different script so no harm no foul I guess. Also: Mo *consummated the marraige* at 9yo. They married earlier.

Posted by: Bigby's Giving Hand at March 17, 2014 10:51 AM (3ZtZW)

34 I don't get all the Mike Bossy hate.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 10:51 AM (/076+)

35 I don't see a problem with this.

Posted by: Woody Allen at March 17, 2014 10:52 AM (bitz6)

36 Quit being bossy and telling 8-year-old women that they can't get married!

Posted by: Proud Feminist at March 17, 2014 10:52 AM (tv7DV)

37 Cowards? Muslims are brave. It takes a special kind of resolve to pork an 8 year old. Cowards are the American "soldiers" playing drone video games.

Posted by: Bill Maher at March 17, 2014 10:52 AM (YmPwQ)

38 We are not nailing enough helmets to the heads of these insubordinate Muslims.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at March 17, 2014 10:52 AM (7ObY1)

39 They're just emulating the Prophet. Is that another Fap Code?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 10:52 AM (/076+)

40 Those 8-year olds should just be thankful they're not in Mitt Romney's binder.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 17, 2014 10:52 AM (ligos)

41 34 I don't get all the Mike Bossy hate.

---

They must be Rangers fans.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at March 17, 2014 10:53 AM (YmPwQ)

42 Mohammed's bride was 9 I think. Ayisha or something like that. So this isn't exactly "unprecedented" in that "faith." But about that whole "husband's whim" thing... uhhhh.... what's the problem here? Posted by: SamInVA at March 17, 2014 02:47 PM Actually she was 6 when Mohamhead married her, but he waited until she was 9 before consummation because he was such a mensch.

Posted by: Lord Percy Percy, Heir to the Duchy of Northumbria at March 17, 2014 10:53 AM (kmlK6)

43 Are they one of those 4 or more wives countries? Doesn't that create a shortage of women?

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 17, 2014 10:53 AM (r7mtu)

44 See, if I had my druthers?   This would be one of those times where we bomb the shit out of their government and tell them to start over and get it right this time.   Repeat ad infinitum until they stop this stone age bullshit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 10:53 AM (4df7R)

45 Now I don't feel so bossy throwing an 8-year old off my property for trying to sell me Abortion Scout cookies. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2014 10:53 AM (Ec6wH)

46 34 I don't get all the Mike Bossy hate. They better not try and ban "Trottier," "Gillies" or "Potvin." I mean, enough is enough.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 17, 2014 10:53 AM (7ObY1)

47 Backdoor? Little on the nose, no?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 17, 2014 10:53 AM (ZshNr)

48 I like them before they can get bossy.

Posted by: akmed bin goat banger at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (C6XFd)

49 As long as those 8-year-old women can gay marry, we're OK with it.  We've been trying to get Barack to allow that here with an executive order.

Posted by: N.O.W. at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (tv7DV)

50 Yeah all religions are equal and we have to respect their values. Bullshit and kiss my ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (t3UFN)

51 I swear, I thought she was 11.

Posted by: Mohammad at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (slXFW)

52 Mohammedanism is about sex, period. I was going to say "about" a common description of a certain female part but that would be crass.

Posted by: Javems at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (nTgAI)

53 Who are we to judge another culture? Right?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (dfYL9)

54

42 Are they one of those 4 or more wives countries? Doesn't that create a shortage of women?<<<

 

 

 

No, but it's hell on the sheep population.

Posted by: Roy at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (VndSC)

55 43 See, if I had my druthers? This would be one of those times where we bomb the shit out of their government and tell them to start over and get it right this time. Repeat ad infinitum until they stop this stone age bullshit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 17, 2014 02:53 PM (4df7R)

 

Now this is the kind of talk that gets you banned from Hot Air.  And turns me on something fierce!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (DrWcr)

56 Sickening.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (GwLJQ)

57 Can't these reprobates just stick to goats?

Posted by: shredded chi at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (6sAB6)

58
Careful there, the great unwashed UN says its a crime to criticize islam on the internet.   Oh, and the USA needs to send more money.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (0Kobm)

59 I sense a "fact finding" trip in my immediate future.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (SY2Kh)

60 They call it thighing. Mohamed did this to a five year old. She freaked out and all her hair fell out. So he left her alone until she turned nine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 10:54 AM (bitz6)

61 Second look at Iraq?

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 17, 2014 10:55 AM (Kkt/i)

62 American feminists are, for the most part, spoiled white women who want priveleges.

Hence the ongoing war that keeps breaking out on Twitter between white and non-white feminists.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2014 10:55 AM (B/VB5)

63 So we're not supposed to criticize other backwards, savage, completely depraved cultures due to multiculturalism -or something- but it's okay to root for the death of people who want you to pay for your own birth control. Is that about right?


Posted by: physics geek at March 17, 2014 10:55 AM (MT22W)

64 We prefer little boys for our backdoor action.

Posted by: Moderate Muslim at March 17, 2014 10:55 AM (tv7DV)

65 It sickens me sometimes we went to war for these scum. I know we went for our own reasons, but Jesus, I hate those goat fuckers.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 10:55 AM (t3UFN)

66 I see nothing in there about women having to make a tasty sammich whenever commanded by their husband. Ass backward religion.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2014 10:55 AM (g1DWB)

67 This is the type of traditional marriage with which feminists have absolutely no problem. 

Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2014 10:55 AM (PnMCP)

68 I don't see a problem with this.

Posted by: Woody Allen at March 17, 2014 02:52 PM (bitz6)


Sounds good to me, too.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 17, 2014 10:55 AM (cHZB7)

69 But they invented algebra, you h8ers.

Posted by: Furious George at March 17, 2014 10:55 AM (P85Pz)

70 Allah (PBUH) tells us to make Scorpions "Virgin Killer" our favorite album. It's in the Koran.

Posted by: Muzzies everywhere at March 17, 2014 10:55 AM (7ObY1)

71 I don't always look to an imam when writing laws for a modern industrial society.  But when I do, I prefer to use an imam from the 6th century.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Iranian Legislator In The World at March 17, 2014 10:55 AM (8ZskC)

72 I wonder why it's so hard for *some* men in America to have a lady voluntarily make him a sammich? hmmm?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 10:56 AM (IXrOn)

73 Why not?

They never criticize non-white non-Western men because that would be racist.

Posted by: HR at March 17, 2014 10:56 AM (ZKzrr)

74 I am repulsed.

Posted by: toby928© at March 17, 2014 10:56 AM (QupBk)

75 Hey I got an idea, let's giver them a country on the West Bank!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 10:56 AM (t3UFN)

76 I wonder why it's so hard for *some* men in America to have a lady voluntarily make him a sammich?

I don't.

Posted by: HR at March 17, 2014 10:56 AM (ZKzrr)

77 Why should eight year old boys be the only ones getting porked?

Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2014 10:56 AM (y7PFk)

78 Obviously, with the wisdom gained from sad experience, the whole excursion into Iraq and Afghanistan was a bad idea brought on by the naive optimism of George W.Bush.  I can't be too angry because I, too, shared in that naive optimism.


I have now come to the conclusion that out relationship with Muslim countries should be: a) ignore them as much as possible b) buy oil from them until we have developed energy independence c) prohibit immigration of Muslims into the United States d) nuke them into radioactive glass whenever they piss us off.


And that is the nice version.  The pragmatic version is that they cannot help doing the things that they do and the things that they do are eventually going to provoke us into exterminating them so why wait?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 17, 2014 10:56 AM (PD6iL)

79 Who are we to judge another culture?
Right?

Rand? Is that you?

Posted by: Vlad at March 17, 2014 10:57 AM (Cs2tJ)

80 This doesn't surprise me knowing everything else that's been  exposed about this filthy pigshit belief system.  Fuck the muzzies.  Let them all die in their own civil wars.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 10:57 AM (0IPQM)

81 69 But they invented algebra, you h8ers. And that's another reason to hate the Muzzies. Fucking had to go to summer school for that shit.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 17, 2014 10:57 AM (7ObY1)

82 yikes....i'm not touchin this one.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2014 10:57 AM (VhqUZ)

83 I am repulsed. Posted by: toby928© at March 17, 2014 02:56 PM (QupBk) So your a Christian or a Jew then, right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 10:57 AM (t3UFN)

84 Meanwhile, back here in America, the RNC is making women & minority ads http://tinyurl.com/ohn6kcm for the record, not bad. It's harmless.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 10:57 AM (IXrOn)

85

>>>Who are we to judge another culture?

 

Paraphrasing Reagan: What if there were an alien race which, looking down upon us, objectively gave us verdicts on various of our cultures?

Posted by: Bigby's Giving Hand at March 17, 2014 10:57 AM (3ZtZW)

86 The legislation is formally known as the Emergency Goat Anus Relief Act.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2014 10:57 AM (8ZskC)

87 Algebra was invented over in India and renamed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 10:57 AM (bitz6)

88 See, if I had my druthers? This would be one of those times where we bomb the shit out of their government and tell them to start over and get it right this time. Repeat ad infinitum until they stop this stone age bullshit.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at March 17, 2014 02:53 PM (4df7R)


Why stop? I think we need a radioactive, glassy parking lot over there.  

Oh, and it's awesome how Romney's binders of women comment is so much worse than this.

Posted by: physics geek at March 17, 2014 10:57 AM (MT22W)

89 Hey look, an actual War on Women.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 10:58 AM (da5Wo)

90 It's as it should be.

Posted by: Saudi Female Driving School at March 17, 2014 10:58 AM (/rlXg)

91 >>I wonder why it's so hard for *some* men in America to have a lady voluntarily make him a sammich? Probably because the woman is bossy.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2014 10:58 AM (g1DWB)

92 >>>Why should eight year old boys be the only ones getting porked?<<<

Pick up you platinum membership at the next available window.

Posted by: Fritz at March 17, 2014 10:58 AM (PnMCP)

93 Really Iraqi men? You can only go to Chuck E Cheese and see Frozen so many times. Why would you want a wife that won't finish her vegetables before dessert and wants to wear that princess outfit everyday.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 17, 2014 10:59 AM (WdbF7)

94 War on the Defenseless.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 10:59 AM (IXrOn)

95 And now we see why, "The Magic Flute in A Minor" is the Muslim's favorite opera.* *joke stolen from Family Guy

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2014 10:59 AM (0cMkb)

96 Now this is the kind of talk that gets you banned from Hot Air. And turns me on something fierce!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 17, 2014 02:54 PM (DrWcr)



Seriously though!   This would be my thought process.


"Hi!   We    defeated Saddam Hussein and his asshole sons and    helped you set up this    new democratic government.    And this is how you repay us?   Nope!"


KABOOM!


Same thing in Afghanistan.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 10:59 AM (4df7R)

97 Also under the proposed measure, a husband can have sex with his wife regardless of her consent. The bill also prevents women from leaving the house without their husband's permission, would restrict women's rights in matters of parental custody after divorce and make it easier for men to take multiple wives. But does it permit them to nag men because they love them.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 17, 2014 10:59 AM (xSegX)

98 Wait till NOW hears about this.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 10:59 AM (bitz6)

99 I do wonder about the 8yr 8mo thinger. Becoz of the islamic calendar, is it possible they're consummating too early and therefore the guys want divorce guidelines becoz they're all embarrassed of going earlier than Mo did and now she's like, spoiled and such?

Posted by: Bigby's Giving Hand at March 17, 2014 10:59 AM (3ZtZW)

100 Does the law say anything about little boys?

Posted by: Harry Reid, Pedarist at March 17, 2014 10:59 AM (0FSuD)

101 As God is my witness, I thought they were human beings.

Posted by: George W. Bush at March 17, 2014 11:00 AM (KbrNh)

102 As God is my witness, I thought they were human beings. Posted by: George W. Bush at March 17, 2014 03:00 PM (KbrNh) OK that there is funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:00 AM (t3UFN)

103 I am confused - are these the Sunny Muslims or the  Shitty  Muslims?

Posted by: Roy at March 17, 2014 11:01 AM (VndSC)

104 I so fucking hate these people.

Posted by: Mr. Moo moo at March 17, 2014 11:01 AM (0LHZx)

105 Speaking of Family Guy, I wonder how tonight's episode of Cosmos is going to address the rock worshippers and how they clamp down on free thought.  Just wondering, Neil de Grasse....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2014 11:01 AM (Ec6wH)

106 As God is my witness, I thought they were human beings. They still can't fly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:02 AM (0HooB)

107 Jeebus, I'm glad I was born in America.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 11:02 AM (1/IUa)

108 The Republican's War on Women goes on unabated!  Eleventy!!11!11!!11!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 17, 2014 11:02 AM (zllbf)

109
Those Israelis are barbaric.

Posted by: dan-O at March 17, 2014 11:02 AM (D0bIN)

110 I'm watching Dinesh D'Sousa's documentary about Obama and remembering that this is the type of religious culture that Obama was marinated in as a child. How would Obama feel were it his girls that some dirty bastard had his eye on?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 17, 2014 11:02 AM (DmNpO)

111 Hey look, an actual War on Women. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 02:58 ..Don't bother us, we're busy.

Posted by: NOW at March 17, 2014 11:02 AM (/rlXg)

112 The mooselimps count differently. They say in her sixth year. Which means five. In her ninth year means eight.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 11:02 AM (bitz6)

113 And more muslim scummary: Jewish News One: Israeli doctor Yoav Hoffamn has told the Times of Israel that Syrian children are being targeted by snipers in such as a way as to paralyse them rather than kill them...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:03 AM (t3UFN)

114 As God is my witness, I thought they were human beings.
They still can't fly.

Not without the aid of TNT. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2014 11:03 AM (Ec6wH)

115 Gavin McInnes on Today's Carolla Podcast. I'm guessing that will be good for a laugh or two.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 11:03 AM (/076+)

116 How would Obama feel were it his girls that some dirty bastard had his eye on? He wouldn't have to worry they're already too old...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at March 17, 2014 11:03 AM (9+ccr)

117 obama: "We're going to have to take some tough political decisions and risks if we're able to move [Israel and Palestine peace deal] forward." Risks for obama? Or risks for Israeli children and women?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 11:03 AM (xSfiX)

118 No comment about last night's The Walking Dead?? *le sigh* Pretty emotionally draining episode if you ask me.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 17, 2014 11:03 AM (9eDbm)

119 I don't see anything wrong with this. I need some relief. http://tinyurl.com/qamuomm

Posted by: The Donkey at March 17, 2014 11:03 AM (0FSuD)

120 Some imam came out the other day saying that because the Koran said the sun revolves around the earth it is fact. These people are living in a world completely detached from reality. It's not that they reject modernity, they reject reality.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2014 11:03 AM (g1DWB)

121 Speaking of Family Guy, I wonder how tonight's episode of Cosmos is going to address the rock worshippers and how they clamp down on free thought. Just wondering, Neil de Grasse....

Tonight de Grasse is going to denounce a major new threat to science: Ewoks.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2014 11:03 AM (B/VB5)

122 Jeebus, I'm glad I was born in America.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 03:02 PM (1/IUa)


Just give us time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2014 11:03 AM (8ZskC)

123 What if there were an alien race which, looking down upon us, objectively gave us verdicts on various of our cultures?

Posted by: Bigby's Giving Hand at March 17, 2014 02:57 PM (3ZtZW)


Given what we know about aliens and anal-probing?

Posted by: flounder at March 17, 2014 11:04 AM (Kkt/i)

124

MOM!

 

Hubby keeps touching me!

Posted by: 8yo girl in the back seat at March 17, 2014 11:04 AM (3ZtZW)

125 This comes to mind.

http://tinyurl.com/n9eaxr9

Posted by: Javems at March 17, 2014 11:04 AM (nTgAI)

126 How would Obama feel were it his girls that some dirty bastard had his eye on?

He could refuse to sell them, since as their father he owns them.

It's only boys they may be interested in that he'll drone.

Posted by: HR at March 17, 2014 11:04 AM (ZKzrr)

127
No going to Mars, no matter your age.

Posted by: Muslims in Spaaaaaaaaace! at March 17, 2014 11:04 AM (0Kobm)

128 As God is my witness, I thought they were human beings.

They still can't fly.

I'd be willing to take them a few thousand feet up in a plane and toss them out to test that theory.

Posted by: physics geek at March 17, 2014 11:04 AM (MT22W)

129 Jeebus, I'm glad I was born in America. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 03:02 PM (1/IUa) And when we, or at least me, were kids we pledge allegiance to the Flag, G-D, and Country

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:04 AM (t3UFN)

130 I weep for the US soldiers who spilled blood attempting to liberate these people.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2014 11:04 AM (udjuE)

131 By the way, the grocery store I resorted to when the roads started getting shitty didn't have any Bass Ale, so I ended up with Yuengling Black and Tan bottles. I don't mind whatever the standard Yuengling is, but this is a bit of a departure for me. I don't hate pub poured Black and Tans, but don't love them either. Apparently these are a nod to those?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 17, 2014 11:04 AM (ZshNr)

132 Who are we to judge another culture?
Right? Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Yup.  You'd think feminists could understand that people would take them more seriously if they, I don't know, condemned this sort of thing.  Ah, but that wouldn't comport with the "white men are responsible for all of the world's evils, and America is the worst offender" mantra. 

You'd think. 

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 11:04 AM (4nR9/)

133 It all goes back to Muhammad and Aisha. They can't ban child marriage without admitting that Muhammad was a pedophile and child rapist. But Muhammad was, by definition, the perfect man. So nothing he did can be wrong. This is a huge weak point for Islam. They have to defend child marriage and child rape because that's what Muhammad did. They can't say, oh Muhammad was great, except for that little bit of child rape he did to Aisha. This is a huge weak point for Islam. The West should really push this. Getting Muslim countries to ban child marriage weakens Islam because it's an inherent criticism of Muhammad.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:05 AM (ZPrif)

134 I'm watching Dinesh D'Sousa's documentary about Obama and remembering that this is the type of religious culture that Obama was marinated in as a child.

I think this is connected to Obama's several weird statements about his fictional son(s).

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2014 11:05 AM (B/VB5)

135 Pausing every so often to admire his work, the president, dressed in jeans and a grease-stained Champion sweatshirt, explained that he has been tinkering with the 1995 RQ-1 Predator since acquiring it from a military scrapyard two years ago. The commander-in-chief said he considers the salvaged unmanned aerial vehicle a prized find, as the United States only produced 12 of the classic airframes for their inaugural deployment in the Bosnian War.

“Now this baby right here is 1,300 pounds of pure American muscle,” Obama said as he tossed a socket wrench aside and wiped the oil from his hands. “From the single rudder steering to the inverted V-tail at the back, it’s all classic General Atomics engineering. Real beaut, isn’t she?”

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 17, 2014 11:05 AM (e8kgV)

136
How would Obama feel were it his girls that some dirty bastard had his eye on?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 17, 2014 03:02 PM (DmNpO)



If it was some rapper or basketball player, they'd probably drag the girl off to the bedroom.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2014 11:05 AM (lr3d7)

137 24 In Iraq, can I divorce my wife if she be gettin' too fat? Posted by: Kanye West at March 17, 2014 02:50 PM (Q52VH) ********* Yes, but not in the ass.

Posted by: Allah Says at March 17, 2014 11:05 AM (RJMhd)

138 Why stop? I think we need a radioactive, glassy parking lot over there.Oh, and it's awesome how Romney's binders of women comment is so much worse than this. Posted by: physics geek at March 17, 2014 02:57 PM (MT22W) Arrrrgghhh. The worst part about the binders full of women comment is that Romney was specifically looking for women to hire. I mean, c'mon, we all know that women have better eye sight and thus are more effective when the cancer ray eye lasers are implanted into their brains.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 17, 2014 11:06 AM (VtjlW)

139 "Meanwhile, feminists in America are deep in their own struggle: Bossily demanding that people stop calling bossy people bossy"

Ahh...but it doesn't prevent me from calling a shrill whiny bitch a shrill whiny bitch...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at March 17, 2014 11:06 AM (Hz0F/)

140 Nuke it from orbit, just to be sure. I really wouldn't mind a middle-east of glass, if this is the shit they promulgate.



And why are women still living there, exactly?

Posted by: tcn at March 17, 2014 11:06 AM (fwcEs)

141 How would Obama feel were it his girls that some dirty bastard had his eye on?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 17, 2014 03:02 PM (DmNpO)

 

 

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Since he's the preezy, no one can afford buying them now.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 11:06 AM (0IPQM)

142 What if there were an alien race which, looking down upon us, objectively gave us verdicts on various of our cultures? Teh muzzies would probably bugger them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:06 AM (0HooB)

143 85 Algebra was invented over in India and renamed. Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 02:57 PM (bitz6) ---------------- India invented "Arabic" numerals and Zero. The Greeks invented algebra. The Arabs developed it further and wrote some nifty textbooks on it though.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 17, 2014 11:06 AM (dfYL9)

144 How much of the primitive world is enthusiastic about secks with children?  It seems like a lot of it.  For example, it's a popular theory in Africa that sex with a virgin will cure one of AIDS.  Well, with all the sex that's going on over there, they have to go really young to make sure they've got a virgin.  Sex with infants is one way to be certain. 


Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:06 AM (P7Wsr)

145 If you really want to see an uplifting movie rent "Osama" (set in Afghanistan, but close enough).

And by uplifting, I mean shoot yourself in the head when it's over depressing.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2014 11:07 AM (udjuE)

146 Does my feeling disgust at this make me an Islamaphobe. By the way. My parents had some neighbors previously who were immigrants from Iran. The women in that family all embraced western ways with gusto. This particular family had come over here because the grandfather had been with the Shah's government, and they weren't like the fundamentalist Muslims that took over. Also, gramps probably would have been arrested and perhaps tortured.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 11:07 AM (1/IUa)

147 And why are women still living there, exactly?

Because it's illegal for them to leave the house without a male family member?

Posted by: HR at March 17, 2014 11:07 AM (ZKzrr)

148 I don't want to use a nuclear bomb on them.

I want to use a neutron bomb.

http://tinyurl.com/l2runba

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 17, 2014 11:07 AM (6H6o8)

149 116 No comment about last night's The Walking Dead?? *le sigh*

Pretty emotionally draining episode if you ask me.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 17, 2014 03:03 PM (9eDbm)

 

NO SPOILERS!  I DVRd it and won't see it until this evening!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 17, 2014 11:07 AM (DrWcr)

150

But remember,  above all else,  -  *Rolling Eyes* - all cultures are equal and we are not to judge that ours may be  superior. At least according to the ruling liberal theology.

 

*Spit*

Posted by: LGoPs at March 17, 2014 11:07 AM (A36uN)

151 >>How would Obama feel were it his girls that some dirty bastard had his eye on?

IIRC, Obama joked w/the Islamic president of Turkey about how he could learn how to better raise his daughters from the guy. Sick.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2014 11:08 AM (udjuE)

152 So this Jaafar al-Sadiq guy is the Yellow King?

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 17, 2014 11:08 AM (XsKEc)

153 If it was some rapper or basketball player, they'd probably drag the girl off to the bedroom.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2014 03:05 PM (lr3d7)

 

 

--------------------------------------------------

 

 

How would we know that it hasn't happened already?   I put nothing past the POS.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 11:08 AM (0IPQM)

154 Women are so dumb. "Lean In" doesn't even mean anything! It's a dumb marketing slogan! And yet...they made me rich. Suckas.

Posted by: Sheryl Sandberg at March 17, 2014 11:09 AM (y9dfJ)

155 Did I mention that the Iraqis are banning the word "bully" but have no idea what it means ?

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 17, 2014 11:09 AM (e8kgV)

156 >>And why are women still living there, exactly?

No so easy to travel when you're someone else's property.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2014 11:09 AM (udjuE)

157 Muslims have to either say: 1) What Muhammad did to Aisha was wrong. or 2) The Koran was wrong about Aisha's age. or 3) Child marriage and child rape are perfectly ok. Muhammad was, according to Islam, the perfect man and criticizing him in anyway is a capital crime -- so #1 is out. The Koran is, according to Islam, the perfect word of Allah and always, totally correct and criticizing it is a capital crimes -- so #2 is out. So the hard-core Muslims are always forced to go to #3 -- they just, yep, Muhammad married and had sex with his child bride Aisha when she was only 9 and that's perfectly ok -- and anyone who says otherwise is not a good Muslim.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:09 AM (ZPrif)

158 NO SPOILERS! I DVRd it and won't see it until this evening! **SPOILER ALERT** He was dead the whole time.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2014 11:10 AM (GXZgZ)

159 "The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."

Barack Obama

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 17, 2014 11:10 AM (5REbo)

160 51 Mohammedanism is about sex, period. I was going to say "about" a common description of a certain female part but that would be crass.

Posted by: Javems at March 17, 2014 02:54 PM (nTgAI)


No, it's about power. It's about all power are belongs to us (meaning, Mohammedan Men), and about being deathly afraid that women are smarter than they are and might some day take that power.



Sex is just the extension of power, in this case. It has exactly bupkus to do with love, or any other higher motive. It is the raw exercise of power.

Posted by: tcn at March 17, 2014 11:10 AM (fwcEs)

161 I converted for the babes and to get a free flight to Syria.

Posted by: ased abdur-raheem at March 17, 2014 11:10 AM (hn5v5)

162 Darren Sharper, serial rapist?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 17, 2014 11:10 AM (ZshNr)

163 Obama said as he tossed a socket wrench aside and wiped the oil from his hands

I don't care for fantasy as a genre. 

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 11:11 AM (4nR9/)

164 White House Issues New Obamacare Rule Allowing Insurers To “Modify” Plans To Cut Down On New Round of Cancellation Notices… Weasel Zippers: How can all this be legal? Where the fuck is the Republican leadership? I hang up on the RNC every time they call me for money and that is often

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:11 AM (t3UFN)

165 Is the marriage age before or after the clit removal age?
 
It's hard to keep up with all these complex rules and stuff.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2014 11:11 AM (cHZB7)

166 SO, I'm sorry let me see if I understand. A man may marry an 8 year old girl, and then legally rape her? Is that about right? Oh but "don't use a brown woman to attack a brown man" or some bullshit.

Posted by: Lauren at March 17, 2014 11:11 AM (hFL/3)

167 It's good to try and force more moderate Muslims to condemn child marriage since they and the hard-core Muslim all know it's an implicit criticism of Muhammad and the Koran and Islam. It's a great wedge issue to weaken Islam.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:11 AM (ZPrif)

168 No so easy to travel when you're someone else's property.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2014 03:09 PM (udjuE)



Yeah, and not so easy to throw off old King George III either, but you get enough together and they get mad enough.....

Posted by: tcn at March 17, 2014 11:11 AM (fwcEs)

169 I dream of a world with out any muslims

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:11 AM (t3UFN)

170 What's wrong with the word "Bully?"

Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt at March 17, 2014 11:12 AM (6FYTJ)

171 **SPOILER ALERT** George Shoots Lenny

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 11:12 AM (/076+)

172 I'm just burning doing the neutron dance

Posted by: Allah Says at March 17, 2014 11:12 AM (RJMhd)

173 Hey, hey, ho, ho! Western Civ has got to go!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 17, 2014 11:12 AM (dfYL9)

174 It's a great wedge issue to weaken Islam.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 03:11 PM (ZPrif)



So is a nuclear bomb. Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn at March 17, 2014 11:12 AM (fwcEs)

175 No, it's about power. It's about all power are belongs to us (meaning, Mohammedan Men), and about being deathly afraid that women are smarter than they are and might some day take that power.

Little willies.

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 11:12 AM (4nR9/)

176 I dream of a world with out any muslims No Muslims on the Enterprise.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 17, 2014 11:13 AM (/076+)

177 And why are women still living there, exactly?



Because they have no money,  no way to be self-sustaining, aren't   allowed out of the house without    a    male    escort,    probably can't read,   probably can't drive,     and have nowhere to go    because women in the West are fine with ignoring    them.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 11:13 AM (4df7R)

178 It's so great that all cultures and religions are equal.
/s

Posted by: real joe at March 17, 2014 11:13 AM (qWF2N)

179 There is no porking in muslim countries!

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 17, 2014 11:13 AM (r7mtu)

180 @169 that was saying a little too much IMHO.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 17, 2014 11:14 AM (9eDbm)

181 OT Guiness, Sam Adams and Heineken can go to hell. They just had to cave to the ghey mafia. Is there anything left that we aren't forced to allow. You want to march in the parade? Fine do it like everyone else. Meaning we don't hold signs telling people that we are hetero. We don't care what you do, we just have standards in parades. Meaning we all get drunk and throw candy or beads. Feel free to join. Just leave your green assless chaps at home K?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2014 11:14 AM (/rlXg)

182 >>Yeah, and not so easy to throw off old King George III either, but you get enough together and they get mad enough..... That was men. Seriously, women are virtual prisoners in many Islamic areas. They can't even leave their houses to meet so organizing an overthrow is pretty much out the window.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2014 11:14 AM (g1DWB)

183 OK, which one of you Morons is named "David Carter?"


http://tinyurl.com/lte87qj

Posted by: Country Singer at March 17, 2014 11:14 AM (L8r/r)

184 OT, but this hardly seems a coincidence: ClassicPics ‏@History_Pics 56m Exactly 70 years ago, on 17 March 1944, the Soviet Army started the operation to release Crimea from Nazi Germans http://t.co/ymHjaB2oQk

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 17, 2014 11:15 AM (DmNpO)

185 >>116 No comment about last night's The Walking Dead?? *le sigh* Pretty emotionally draining episode if you ask me.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO<<


You know, Walking Dead has kind of jumped the shark to me.  I know it's based on a comic series, but it's one of those ongoing series that really never goes anywhere. There's no destination, no ultimate plot ending.  Like Lost, it'll go and go with stupid subplots until it fizzles out.

The opposite?  Breaking Bad.   The Wire.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 17, 2014 11:15 AM (OZmbA)

186 142 How much of the primitive world is enthusiastic about secks with children? It seems like a lot of it. For example, it's a popular theory in Africa that sex with a virgin will cure one of AIDS. Well, with all the sex that's going on over there, they have to go really young to make sure they've got a virgin. Sex with infants is one way to be certain. Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2014 03:06 PM (P7Wsr) Yup. A former teacher at my high school is now a supported missionary of our church to South Africa. He runs a very different kind of orphanage for AIDS affected African children. There is one girl in particular who was raped and left in a field to die as an infant. She was miraculously spotted by a police helicopter that was in the area. She's had multiple surgeries over the first 10 years of her life and still can't walk correctly. Among other issues. SACRP.org

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 11:15 AM (da5Wo)

187 ZELENY: How big of a political weight is the health care law on Democrats?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE (looks like Pelosi): I think that the Republicans are wasting their time, using that as their electoral issue. And they will find that out.

ZELENY: So the Democrats shouldn't shy away from it?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE (looks like Pelosi): No. Absolutely not.

ZELENY (voice-over): But privately several Democrats tell ABC News they're increasingly worried the health care law is political poison.

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly never a slave” Obama at March 17, 2014 11:15 AM (e8kgV)

188
Not to mention the uncaring sick culture that has a Dad thinking it is fine to allow a child to get married.

Women and girls are just cattle to them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2014 11:15 AM (0Kobm)

189 OT Guiness, Sam Adams and Heineken can go to hell. They just had to cave to the ghey mafia.

Perhaps they did not hear about what happened after A&E slashed Duck Dynasty?

Assholes they are.

Posted by: Vlad at March 17, 2014 11:15 AM (Cs2tJ)

190 OT Guiness, Sam Adams and Heineken can go to hell. They just had to cave to the ghey mafia. Is there anything left that we aren't forced to allow. You want to march in the parade? Fine do it like everyone else. Meaning we don't hold signs telling people that we are hetero. We don't care what you do, we just have standards in parades. Meaning we all get drunk and throw candy or beads. Feel free to join. Just leave your green assless chaps at home K? Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2014 03:14 PM (/rlXg) I'm fighting with some liberals on FB over just that. I asked them who else in the Parade is flaunting their sexual preference?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:15 AM (t3UFN)

191 Because it's illegal for them to leave the house without a male family member?

Posted by: HR at March 17, 2014 03:07 PM (ZKzrr)


Actually, it's because so many of them believe they live in a superior system, where they are cherished and "protected." If NOW was worth a damn, they would have put an underground railroad system in place years ago, but they are a bunch of spoiled, spineless grievance mongers with no true purpose whatsoever.

Posted by: tcn at March 17, 2014 11:15 AM (fwcEs)

192 Because Christians accept that the Bible was written by men, though inspired by God, they aren't forced to defend every bit of barbarism or ancient cultural practice that is no longer acceptable. But the Koran is supposed to be literally the word of Allah -- no inspiration, no room for men to screw up Allah's message, no room for interpretation -- so devout Muslims have to accept everything the Koran says on a literal basis.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)

193 How would Obama feel were it his girls that some dirty bastard had his eye on? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 17, 2014 03:02 PM (DmNpO) --------------------------------------------- Since he's the preezy, no one can afford buying them now. House of Saud begs to differ.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2014 11:16 AM (nI6J7)

194 It's good to try and force more moderate Muslims to condemn child marriage since they and the hard-core Muslim all know it's an implicit criticism of Muhammad and the Koran and Islam.

It's a great wedge issue to weaken Islam.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 03:11 PM (ZPrif)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

Where are these moderate muzzies of which you speak?  I've heard absolutely nothing from them.  Please, tell me.  Where are they?

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 11:16 AM (0IPQM)

195

>>>It's a great wedge issue to weaken Islam.

 

Archaeology is better one, I think. Muslims are always destroying sites that don't fit their narratives.

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 11:16 AM (3ZtZW)

196 Happy St Patricks Day from Cork !! Now go make an arse of yourself and end the night on your knees puking on the streets

Posted by: cdajoe at March 17, 2014 11:16 AM (hCCv7)

197 Jim Irsay's personal problems please me.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 11:16 AM (xSfiX)

198 There is a substantial portion of the planet where I would have been put to death long before now. I do not take that for granted. Not for a moment. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 17, 2014 02:46 PM (VtjlW) Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would have been stoned to death before I graduated from college. And not the good kind of getting stoned either.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 11:17 AM (1/IUa)

199 "The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."

Barack Obama

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 17, 2014 03:10 PM (5REbo)


The truth is a perfect defense.

Posted by: flounder at March 17, 2014 11:17 AM (Kkt/i)

200 Algebra was invented well before the child molester mohamhead walked the earth.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 11:17 AM (bitz6)

201 The State Department placed an eclectic book order for a U.S. embassy in Africa on Friday, including volumes of President Barack Obama’s first autobiography Dreams from My Father and the Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding. The nearly $80,000 order for the American Embassy in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso, will add 1,716 books to its library, ranging from subjects on self help to feminism. Near the top of the list are four copies of Les Rêves de Mon Père, the French translation of Dreams from My Father, Obama’s first memoir published in 1995 when he was 34 years old. The Audacity of Hope was also ordered. But these fuckers are raping the defense budget? I hate them all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:17 AM (t3UFN)

202

>>>No Muslims on the Enterprise.

 

Transporter clears all that out, eh?

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 11:17 AM (3ZtZW)

203 The Muslims know the Aisha issue is a weak point. They have to defend it, but it's inherently indefensible. So they try to just force non-Muslims to shut up about it.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:17 AM (ZPrif)

204 NO SPOILERS! I DVRd it and won't see it until this evening! Posted by: Insomniac at March 17, 2014 03:07 PM (DrWcr) He sees dead people!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2014 11:17 AM (0cMkb)

205 How come I wasn't a Muzzie?

Posted by: Zombie Elvis Presley at March 17, 2014 11:18 AM (DrC22)

206 My friendsh, we have nothing to fear from Islam....

Posted by: John McCain at March 17, 2014 11:18 AM (6FYTJ)

207 "No Muslims on the Enterprise.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 17, 2014 03:13 PM (/076+)"



That is because it is set in the future.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 17, 2014 11:18 AM (PD6iL)

208 No one has brought up "enjoyment marriages" where women get married for a day for money, making Ho's legal if a iman approves. So you got Iman's pimping for a marriage license for the ho and then he divorces her. I am not making this shit up http://tinyurl.com/2fybtm

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 17, 2014 11:18 AM (0FSuD)

209 Meanwhile, asking an adult to pay $9 a month for birth control is oppression or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 17, 2014 11:18 AM (k7N5n)

210 Jim Irsay's personal problems please me. Posted by: soothsayer at March 17, 2014 03:16 PM (xSfiX) Me too and I notice with that absurd chin crap he has going on he looks like Dolan the owner of the Knicks and Rangers, who is a bigger asshole that Irsay

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:19 AM (t3UFN)

211 Not as bad as my proposed law that women must have two years of sandwich making education or three years of on the job traing before they are allowed to marry.

Posted by: Yes it sucks at March 17, 2014 11:19 AM (Vf2XA)

212 .

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2014 11:19 AM (nqBYe)

213 House of Saud begs to differ.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2014 03:16 PM (nI6J7)



Obligatory:



http://youtu.be/0wCCBMlHnRM

Posted by: Country Singer at March 17, 2014 11:19 AM (L8r/r)

214 I think we need a radioactive, glassy parking lot over there.

At some point the mpg loss from lead gas tanks is offset by the lower price.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:20 AM (DL2i+)

215 You know they prey upon refugees in the middle east. Women flee the war only to become hoes in a neighboring country.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 11:20 AM (bitz6)

216 Muzzies will tell you ,you are You just don't know it yet. ( yea, right)

Posted by: cdajoe at March 17, 2014 11:20 AM (hCCv7)

217 Just some harmless sharia in family law, h8ers. Islamophobia! Catholic priests!

Posted by: CAIR - WTF at March 17, 2014 11:20 AM (sOtz/)

218 No comment about last night's The Walking Dead?? *le sigh* Pretty emotionally draining episode if you ask me. After they found Lizzie had offed Mika, I said I bust a cap in Lizzie. Wife looked at me aghast. Not two minutes later, Carol pops Lizzie. For the same reason I told the Mrs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2014 11:20 AM (nI6J7)

219 But these fuckers are raping the defense budget? I hate them all Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 03:17 PM (t3UFN) now, now, do not begrudge the Obama's nest egg making deals.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2014 11:21 AM (nqBYe)

220 I think western women would respond if there were legally set up a mail-order bride website open to western girls and it started to have a little popularity amongst the tween set.

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 11:21 AM (3ZtZW)

221 Damn joke was that it was worse than my proposed law. Made unfunny even more unfunny.

Posted by: Yes it sucks at March 17, 2014 11:21 AM (Vf2XA)

222 Coming soon to a Dearbornistan near you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:21 AM (0HooB)

223 "Archaeology is better one, I think. Muslims are always destroying sites that don't fit their narratives.

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 03:16 PM (3ZtZW)"



Kind of like how the site where the Kennewick Man bones were found was destroyed?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 17, 2014 11:21 AM (PD6iL)

224 Eh, that happens in all Arab countries. 

Iraq actually treats women comparatively well.  In SA they just bury the disobedient ones in the desert.

Posted by: TallDave at March 17, 2014 11:21 AM (lNW+B)

225 @205 Wow, Muzzies found loopholes in their law for prostitution? Maybe there's hope for a modern society in a couple hundred years.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 17, 2014 11:21 AM (9eDbm)

226 So is ace going to have a St Patty's day post or will that fun start on the ONT?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 17, 2014 11:22 AM (0FSuD)

227 You know they prey upon refugees in the middle east. Women flee the war only to become hoes in a neighboring country.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 03:20 PM (bitz6)



Slavery    is alive and well in Muzzie countries.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/u][/i][/s][/b] at March 17, 2014 11:22 AM (4df7R)

228 So Pedophiles are using the same incremental tactics as the Gay mafia? Whodathunk that Pedophiles and the Gay Mafia would resort to tinkering with law to achieve their objectives?

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 17, 2014 11:22 AM (bb5+k)

229 That was men.

Seriously, women are virtual prisoners in many Islamic areas. They can't even leave their houses to meet so organizing an overthrow is pretty much out the window.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2014 03:14 PM (g1DWB)



Oh, I know, I read Ali's book, among others. But I keep thinking that at one time or another every woman gets fed up and raises hell, and since men don't seem to think they can change this, I suspect the women will have to, if it is to end.



You would think some "enlightened" women in the west would do something about it, too. But of course they are all PC now.

Posted by: tcn at March 17, 2014 11:22 AM (fwcEs)

230 "No Muslims on the Enterprise. Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 17, 2014 03:13 PM (/076+)" That is because it is set in the future. *Golf. Clap.*

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2014 11:23 AM (nI6J7)

231 Four restaurants, including three McDonald’s outlets, will close within the next three weeks on Navy installations, according to Navy Exchange Service Command officials. And two other contractors — a name-brand sandwich eatery and a name-brand pizza parlor — have asked to be released from their Army and Air Force Exchange Service contracts to operate fast food restaurants at two other installations, according to AAFES officials. But a source with knowledge of military on-base resale operations said the issue likely has to do with two new government regulations — one implemented, one pending — that will affect wages for contract workers in such on-base concessions. These closings “are the tip of the iceberg,” the source said. “I don’t think anybody has realized what the far-reaching effects of this will be.” Martin said new Labor Department rules issued last fall for fast food workers on federal contracts under the Service Contract Act require an increase in the minimum wage for such employees, varying by region. The rules also require payment of new, additional “health and welfare” fringe benefits at a rate of $3.81 per hour to those employees. In addition, President Obama recently signed an executive order that will increase the minimum wage for employees of companies with new federal contracts beginning Jan. 1. At that time, the minimum wage for all federal contract workers — not just those working for fast food concessions — will increase to $10.10 from the current $7.25. It is not yet known how far-reaching the effects will be for contracts on military installations. The wage hikes are good news for the many military spouses and veterans who work for these contractors — but only if the concessionaires continue to operate. “At the end of the day, there will be fewer jobs,” said the industry source. “And for [the contractors] who stick it out, there will be higher costs and the customers will pay more.” obama admin: How many ways can I fuck the Military. Let me count the ways

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:23 AM (t3UFN)

232 so they take one of the most disgusting behaviors from their book and codify it into law 2014. perhaps they want to stay despots and creeps.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2014 11:23 AM (nqBYe)

233 I'm fighting with some liberals on FB over just that. I asked them who else in the Parade is flaunting their sexual preference? Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 03:15 PM ......They have their own parades and I don't give a shit because I don't go to them with my kids. But that's not enough. Like everything they demand that everyone else accept it. They seem to fail to grasp that tolerance and acceptance are two different things.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2014 11:23 AM (/rlXg)

234 Not as bad as my proposed law that women must have two years of sandwich making education or three years of on the job traing before they are allowed to marry.

Posted by: Yes it sucks at March 17, 2014 03:19 PM (Vf2XA)

 

 

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When I was growing up there was  such a thing.  It was called, "Home Economics" class.  All girls had to have at least two years of Home-ec to graduate.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 11:24 AM (0IPQM)

235 Super Adventure Club!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 17, 2014 11:24 AM (DmNpO)

236 Whites now only the 2nd largest minority in California -- affirmative action for them? Of course not.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:24 AM (ZPrif)

237 Heinekin is on the shit list, too? Which parade/event/bullshit nothingburger was it that the Namblites decided to fuck up?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 17, 2014 11:24 AM (ZshNr)

238 Best selling line at Frederick's of Baghdad? Oshkosh b'Gosh.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 11:24 AM (/076+)

239 Time to stand up the McCain School of International Relations.

Core Curriculum
"Speak Incoherently and Carry a B-2"
"Napalm Sticks to Kids"
"Senility as Diplomacy"
"Songs on the Campaign Tour"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 17, 2014 11:25 AM (Ec6wH)

240 Best selling line at Frederick's of Baghdad? Oshkosh b'Gosh. Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 03:24 PM (/076 That's pretty funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:25 AM (t3UFN)

241 Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 03:09 PM (ZPrif) It is odd that you don't see more of the "different time period" defense. Maybe someday Islam will exit the dark ages, but I don't see it happening ay time soon.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at March 17, 2014 11:26 AM (a8eFL)

242 Garanimals, heavy on the goat.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 17, 2014 11:26 AM (ZshNr)

243 Older women are too bossy.

Posted by: Mohammed at March 17, 2014 11:26 AM (DrC22)

244 @237 I wonder if they're also into My Little Pony hentai

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 17, 2014 11:26 AM (9eDbm)

245 >>You would think some "enlightened" women in the west would do something about it, too. But of course they are all PC now. Laura Bush was all over this issue. Still is. But she doesn't have a big booty like Michelle so her stuff gets ignored.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2014 11:27 AM (g1DWB)

246 A new video posted online shows a pair of veterans confront an individual they say has recently been walking around a California college posing as an Army Ranger. Published to YouTube Wednesday, the footage appears to capture Army Veteran Kristopher Vieira and an ex-Army Ranger confront an unidentified individual allegedly strutting Ranger, E.O.D. and 101st Airborne tabs — all while wearing an E-8 rank. The Blaze: Pretty funny. I am sure the guy is fake. The give away, He did not have his Military ID.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:27 AM (t3UFN)

247 They can't use the "different time period" defense because the Koran is the unerring word of Allah. It is true for then, now, and forever and anyone who says otherwise the Koran says they should be killed. The Koran specifically says you can't use the "different time period" defense.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:27 AM (ZPrif)

248 Heinekin is on the shit list, too? Which parade/event/bullshit nothingburger was it that the Namblites decided to fuck up? Posted by: Lincolntf at March 17, 2014 03:24 PM .I think it was NY and Chi. I'll see if I can find the original story.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2014 11:28 AM (/rlXg)

249 Keeping em Stupid, scared, and in the damn house where they belong, 1500+ years and counting.

You American capitalist birkenstock wearing feminists go iron my tunic or something.

*phegh*


Hearts and huggles.

Baghdad Bill.


Posted by: Baghdad Bill at March 17, 2014 11:28 AM (DVC2D)

250 The worst thing about fucking 8 year olds is that there's only 8 of them!

Posted by: Dirka Dirka Jihad at March 17, 2014 11:28 AM (jKa2q)

251 >>>>Best selling line at Frederick's of Baghdad?<<<<

Garanimals for Koranimals.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 17, 2014 11:28 AM (5REbo)

252 Modern feminists need to stop talking about their oppression. Hell, even first wave feminists had it good compared to these girls. Don't get me wrong I'm glad I can vote, but clearly there are bigger fights that need to be picked.


Posted by: Future Illegal Immigrant at March 17, 2014 11:28 AM (OPg+h)

253 Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2014 03:20 PM (nI6J7)

Yeah, that was pretty epic.  Hey, did you think that was Darryl's shack burning too? 

Posted by: TallDave at March 17, 2014 11:28 AM (lNW+B)

254 Pretty funny. I am sure the guy is fake. The give away, He did not have his Military ID. Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 03:27 PM (t3UFN) Or his cover

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:28 AM (t3UFN)

255 You know, Walking Dead has kind of jumped the shark to me. I know it's based on a comic series, but it's one of those ongoing series that really never goes anywhere. There's no destination, no ultimate plot ending. Like Lost, it'll go and go with stupid subplots until it fizzles out. I'll put in another plug for "Hannibal" right here. Best show on TV right now. Yeah, TWD has problems in that the comic book guy who wrote the source said that there was never meant to be an end it just goes on and on and on. Meaning it's a long trudge with no payoff except who dies along the way. The zombies are too easy to kill now. So, it'll become more and more about surviving scumbag humans- rape, rob, murder, rinse repeat. Last night's show was dramatic but only because they acted stupidly about a little girl who was all but shouting "I'm crazy. I've lost my mind." and carrying a sign with an arrow pointing to her that said: "Fucking nuts". I too am losing interest in the show.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2014 11:28 AM (0cMkb)

256 So its much better for them in 'Merrican culture where all the racists are given guns?

But its not brown at least eh?

Posted by: Qestionmann at March 17, 2014 11:28 AM (FdpF8)

257 now i'm angry again. spent how many lives there for this end result.

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2014 11:28 AM (nqBYe)

258 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 03:27 PM (t3UFN)

I love when these guys get nailed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 11:28 AM (QFxY5)

259 Maybe someday Islam will exit the dark ages, but I don't see it happening ay time soon. They'd rather behead all of us for not submitting to their ways. President Boy would cut off all foreign aid to them until they decided to join the civilized world where kids can stay kids (for a while longer, anyway), but that's just him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:29 AM (0HooB)

260 ot weird LÂ’Wren Scott, the glamorous fashion designer and longtime lover of Mick Jagger, used a scarf to hang herself from a doorknob Monday in her Manhattan apartment don't know her nydailynews

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 11:29 AM (IXrOn)

261 "Democracy" doesn't mean a thing unless you entrench human rights first.  And not the stupid ones, the basic essentials that make a civilization exactly that.

Posted by: Erik L at March 17, 2014 11:29 AM (RYQAM)

262 There is a substantial portion of the planet where I would have been put to death long before now.

They do have that height requirement for the ride thing backwards.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:29 AM (DL2i+)

263 Now that I see it, I think I spelled Heineken (?) wrong. I guess that's what they get....

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 17, 2014 11:30 AM (ZshNr)

264 from a doorknob? just how short was she?

Posted by: willow at March 17, 2014 11:30 AM (nqBYe)

265 Where is Hadji the Muslim Comic with the "What's best about boiking an eight year old?" joke?  How big your ____ looks in her hand?

Posted by: flounder at March 17, 2014 11:30 AM (Kkt/i)

266 Maybe someday Islam will exit the dark ages, but I don't see it happening ay time soon.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at March 17, 2014 03:26 PM (a8eFL)


It can't. If it does, it is no longer Islam.

Posted by: tcn at March 17, 2014 11:30 AM (fwcEs)

267 Why you make fun of my small peen?

Posted by: Qestionmann at March 17, 2014 11:30 AM (Aif/5)

268 How about a Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 11:31 AM (/076+)

269 Ah yes....child-rape in the Muslim world is perfectly ok with the Left, but Israel is the root of all evil in the world because it built a fence to keep suicide bombers from blowing up buses.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 11:31 AM (QFxY5)

270 Can an eight year old smoke pot and gay marry?

Posted by: bestie21 at March 17, 2014 11:31 AM (AzO5R)

271 "211 I think we need a radioactive, glassy parking lot over there.

At some point the mpg loss from lead gas tanks is offset by the lower price.

Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2014 03:20 PM (DL2i+)"



The oil is a long way under the surface.  It will not be made radioactive. 



Besides, the US is well on the way to producing all the petroleum needed within our own borders.  It is the Europeans, Japanese and Chinese who need oil from the Middle East.  Or, they can buy their oil products from Russia who would be happy to not have to compete with Middle Eastern competition in the oil market.  In fact, perhaps we should look for an opportunity to get past the unpleasantness over Crimea and join together with the Russians on a joint project.  Environmentalists are always claiming that the world is heating up.  How about if we cover the surface of the earth with a reflective glass area from northern Nigeria to the southern Philippines.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 17, 2014 11:31 AM (PD6iL)

272 258 "Democracy" doesn't mean a thing unless you entrench human rights first. And not the stupid ones, the basic essentials that make a civilization exactly that.

Posted by: Erik L at March 17, 2014 03:29 PM (RYQAM)



To be fair, it sounds like they have pretty strong property rights.

Posted by: flounder at March 17, 2014 11:32 AM (Kkt/i)

273 "What's best about boiking an eight year old?" If you do it in the shower, you can slick her hair back and pretend she's 6.

Posted by: mohammed at March 17, 2014 11:32 AM (/076+)

274 you can tell I'm trolling iowahawk's twitter feed http://tinyurl.com/p9pxbbb too funny Hi, I'm Kevin Church ‏@Kevin_Church I've seriously been laughing at this for the last five minutes. pic.twitter.com/70EjOb538I

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 11:32 AM (IXrOn)

275 Pretty funny. I am sure the guy is fake. The give away, He did not have his Military ID.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 03:27 PM (t3UFN)
Or his cover

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 03:28 PM (t3UFN)

 

 

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That was one thing that was pounded into our heads when we were in basic.  DO NOT leave  home  or give up your ID card  to anyone, period.

 

ALWAYS carry it with you. 

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 11:32 AM (0IPQM)

276 These extreme restrictions on criticizing or "interpreting" Islam and the Koran in anyway ... is why Islam has been so successful and so resilient ... and so poor and so hostile to the modern world.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:32 AM (ZPrif)

277 269 flounder - dat funneh!!

Posted by: Erik L at March 17, 2014 11:32 AM (RYQAM)

278 258 "Democracy" doesn't mean a thing unless you entrench human rights first. And not the stupid ones, the basic essentials that make a civilization exactly that. Posted by: Erik L at March 17, 2014 03:29 PM (RYQAM) "Human Rights" appears to be a subset of Religion in my opinion. Society must be made up of people who hold a benign religion in order to have any concern for "Human Rights." At least that's what I think so far. Once again, a society without morals won't exist long.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 17, 2014 11:33 AM (bb5+k)

279 265 My Little Pony Lingerie

Posted by: bestie21 at March 17, 2014 11:33 AM (AzO5R)

280 Democrats alternately proliferate the practice of abortion, promote birth control at an increasingly young age, talk about promiscuity as a "right"and ultimately have chipped away at the age of consent and parental supervision. They want young girls to be molded according to their despicable, crumbling, destructive social mores.

In other words- they are headed in the same direction.

Posted by: Marcus T. at March 17, 2014 11:33 AM (GGCsk)

281 Eight year olds, dude.

Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at March 17, 2014 11:33 AM (XZWie)

282

How about a Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas?

 

Easy Bake Oven

Posted by: Infidel at March 17, 2014 11:33 AM (cojT9)

283

Namblites

 

I thoght the Hittites killed them off in Genesis

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 11:34 AM (3ZtZW)

284 How about a Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas?

Lego condoms.

Posted by: pep at March 17, 2014 11:34 AM (4nR9/)

285 How about a Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas? Playskool sex toy?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:34 AM (0HooB)

286 Yeah, that was pretty epic. Hey, did you think that was Darryl's shack burning too? No. But one like he grew up in. If it had been his, there would have been more stuff to take. IMHO.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2014 11:34 AM (nI6J7)

287 265 How about a Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 03:31 PM (/076+)

Lifetime supply of these?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/crime/rapex.asp

Posted by: flounder at March 17, 2014 11:34 AM (Kkt/i)

288 Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 03:09 PM (ZPrif) I dunno why, but this reminds me of something that happened to my wife at work. She did something really good (long story) and so they gave her a limited edition challenge coin thing they developed as an award years back. But it's not actually a coin, it's a survey marker, made of solid brass (or similar metal, its not copper, but to heavy for aluminum.) Anyway, her boss at the time was an air force vet and my wife had no idea about the whole challenge coin thing. Anyway, he did the challenge coin thing and my wife just looked at him and went "that things weighs like 2 pounds, how exactly am I supposed to carry it around in my pocket?" It's not at all related, story just popped into my head.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (tablet) at March 17, 2014 11:34 AM (a8eFL)

289 DO NOT leave home or give up your ID card to anyone, period. ALWAYS carry it with you. Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 03:32 PM (0IPQM) If I can't find my ID I start to sweat like a pig. I am pretty much lost with out it and can't do anything related to my job. Not to mention getting on base. The few times I "lost" it, it was the CAC card reader on my desk but still.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:34 AM (t3UFN)

290 257 LÂ’Wren Scott, the glamorous fashion designer and longtime lover of Mick Jagger, used a scarf to hang herself from a doorknob Monday in her Manhattan apartment Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 03:29 PM (IXrOn) ------------------- Wow. Sad, sad, sad. She was talented too.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 17, 2014 11:34 AM (dfYL9)

291 Wait, I could have moved to Iraq and not have to done that clown shit?

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at March 17, 2014 11:35 AM (0FSuD)

292 Can you divorce her if she colors outside the lines?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 11:35 AM (bitz6)

293 Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas? Edible Onesies?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 11:35 AM (/076+)

294 Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas?

Goat costume for her.

Posted by: flounder at March 17, 2014 11:35 AM (Kkt/i)

295 Next time Obama apologizes for the entire country, I hope he puts more sincerity into it.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 17, 2014 11:35 AM (BZAd3)

296

It makes me sick that the fucking leftists have everyone scared of Ned Flanders when the dirty nightshirts are shoving little girls BACK INTO a burning fucking building b/c freedom and god.

 

What a fucked up world we live in.  Gay nazis demand to march everywhere.  Tell me again, just what in the fuck does a parade in honor of Irish heritage and St. Patrick have to do with fucking someone else in the ass???

 

Big toughies threaten boycotts here while the Iranians hang the gheys.  You liliputian fucking pussies.  Cowards all of them.

Posted by: prescient11 at March 17, 2014 11:35 AM (tVTLU)

297 The wiggles guide to a healthy sex life.

Posted by: bestie21 at March 17, 2014 11:35 AM (AzO5R)

298 How about a Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas? Easy Bake Oven Erector set.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2014 11:35 AM (nI6J7)

299 >>from a doorknob? just how short was she? Yea, that seems like somewhat of feat. I saw a picture of her standing with Jagger and she towered over him.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2014 11:36 AM (g1DWB)

300

I've seriously been laughing at this for the last five minutes.

 

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Did you hear about the Bilderburger fast food joint?  We need to boycott that as well.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2014 11:36 AM (0Jb7F)

301 Hijab Barbie

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 11:36 AM (/076+)

302 This is a prime example of the folly of multiculturalism and it's assertion that all cultures are equal is dead wrong.  Of course, ti doesn't even pan out that way, it's always "all cultures are superior to western culture".

Posted by: Heralder at March 17, 2014 11:36 AM (/Mxso)

303 I'm a little confused why we continue to hesitate in turning that entire country into a sheet of glass.

Posted by: Marcus T. at March 17, 2014 11:37 AM (GGCsk)

304 Hey, Greg Gutfeld's new book finally drops tomorrow. Seems like he's been flogging it for months. Well, because he HAS been flogging it for months. Think I'll mosey on over to Amazon and order me up a copy.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 17, 2014 11:37 AM (7ObY1)

305 Did you hear about the Bilderburger fast food joint? We need to boycott that as well. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2014 03:36 PM (0Jb7F) No. What did they do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 11:37 AM (t3UFN)

306

How about a Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas? 

 

Nickelodeon Gak Lube

Posted by: Armando at March 17, 2014 11:37 AM (5iuEW)

307 LÂ’Wren Scott, the glamorous fashion designer and longtime lover of Mick Jagger, used a scarf to hang herself from a doorknob Monday in her Manhattan apartment *** Sad, but she was 6'3" tall. How the hell did she pull that off?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 17, 2014 11:37 AM (DmNpO)

308 261 from a doorknob? just how short was she? Posted by: willow at March 17, 2014 03:30 PM (nqBYe) -------------------- She was over 6 ft tall, actually. Yeah, I wonder how you could hang yourself from a door knob. Weird.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 17, 2014 11:37 AM (dfYL9)

309 feminists want a fight, pick this one

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 11:38 AM (zOTsN)

310 What a fucked up world we live in. Gay nazis demand to march everywhere. Tell me again, just what in the fuck does a parade in honor of Irish heritage and St. Patrick have to do with fucking someone else in the ass??? Posted by: prescient11 at March 17, 2014 03:35 PM (tVTLU) I'm gonna have to give up Guinness. If they just stuck to selling beer, that'd be fine, but since they've decided they want to preach their twisted morality at me, I'll have to do without their product.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 17, 2014 11:38 AM (bb5+k)

311 Ayatollah Khomeini strongly favored child marriage, to say the least. Search: ayatollah khomeini child marriage pedophile Ugh. I was going to do Khomeini socks. It's not funny. Iraqi and Iranian Shia still idealize him.

Posted by: Beagle at March 17, 2014 11:38 AM (sOtz/)

312

>>>How about a Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas?

 

Blech. And I'm imagining the Bert and Ernie wedding cake too

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 11:38 AM (3ZtZW)

313 It must suck to have a 4 year old male relative grab your hand once you're married and have to live with being called "the slut in Grade One" all through elementary school.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 17, 2014 11:39 AM (AC0lD)

314 She was over 6 ft tall, actually. Yeah, I wonder how you could hang yourself from a door knob. Weird. Posted by: Margarita DeVille you sit down

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 11:39 AM (zOTsN)

315 Jesus fucking Christ This is real. We just took a dozen steps down the Idiocracy path. This is embarrassing. http://www.whitehouse.gov/acabracket Retweeted by David Burge Andrew Lane ‏@DreLane The White House website has become a publicly funded BuzzFeed: http://www.whitehouse.gov/acabracket @iowahawkblog @AoSHQ

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:39 AM (ZPrif)

316 Once again, a society without morals won't exist long.


Posted by: D-Lamp at March 17, 2014 03:33 PM (bb5+k)

 

 

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It's being proven here in the US.   Our founders knew that without a moral code, the Constitution they just wrote was worthless.  Again,  being proven as we speak.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 11:39 AM (0IPQM)

317

D-Lamp:

 

I'm done with them and Sam Adams.  Fuck guiness and fuck sam adams.  Crouch down and lick the hands that feed you mother fuckers.

 

How ironic.

Posted by: prescient11 at March 17, 2014 11:40 AM (tVTLU)

318 And the Mulisms in Western cultures are going after the young infidel gals as well, though just abusing them without the "honor" of marrying them:

http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/3068/muslim-child-rape-gangs-britain

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2014 11:40 AM (udjuE)

319 Of course, ti doesn't even pan out that way, it's always "all cultures are superior to western culture". Posted by: Heralder at March 17, 2014 03:36 PM (/Mxso) Says the people who grew up in Western Culture instead of Islamic culture where they would be told to shut up or get knocked out. I very much wish they would go live in those other cultures for which they claim to have so much respect.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 17, 2014 11:40 AM (bb5+k)

320 I see no problem with this.


Let's Astroglide™ that Slippery Slope™!!!!

Posted by: Gay Pride! at March 17, 2014 11:40 AM (ZW1Ga)

321 So glad our country made so many sacrifices with blood and treasure (and put Obama in the White House) so these animals could be "free."

Posted by: McAdams at March 17, 2014 11:40 AM (YpcgQ)

322 If she changed her mind couldn't she just stand up?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 11:40 AM (bitz6)

323 Meanwhile, Western countries are importing more and more of the adherents of this abusive religion every year. And as the numbers of those believers in Western countries grow, they start to steadily press for the right to "practice their religion as they see fit".

Special shariah courts, for example. Islamic prayer spaces in public facilities, for another.

And, the Western politicians who have enacted this tidal wave of alien cultural infiltration of Western countries are strongly backed in their having done so by... Western feminists.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 11:40 AM (gqT4g)

324 The few times I "lost" it, it was the CAC card reader on my desk but still.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2014 03:34 PM (t3UFN)



I do that about once a month.  Usually, I remember as I'm almost off post and have to turn around and go retrieve it.  What sucks even more is having three access cards to keep up with: one for the building, the CAC, and one for SIPR.  And now they want to issue me one for the SCIF.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 17, 2014 11:41 AM (L8r/r)

325

>>>How about a Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas?

 

Illustrated copy of Lolita

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 11:41 AM (3ZtZW)

326 from a doorknob? just how short was she? Yea, that seems like somewhat of feat. I saw a picture of her standing with Jagger and she towered over him. Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2014 03:36 PM (g1DWB) Interestingly, that's a plot point in The Last Policeman. How does someone hang themselves from a door knob? Apparently, the answer is that the person isn't hanging themselves so much as tying something around his/her neck, tying then other end to a door knob and then leaning forward to close off the air way. Technically, that's still hanging even thought the body isn't dangling in the air.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 17, 2014 11:41 AM (VtjlW)

327 The reality based community knows that Islam is exactly like that other myth Christianity that has been the cause of so much hate and bloodshed. Except Muslims are only mad because the West is always attacking them for no reason. Also Right Wingers are all stupid Christians even when they say they aren't. However the really really smartest people in the World like president LightWorker know that once there is a one world Socialist government International Law™ will modify these excessive local throwbacks.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 17, 2014 11:41 AM (z1wpW)

328 265 How about a Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas? Set of Barbies for the bride.

Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2014 11:41 AM (DrC22)

329 If she changed her mind couldn't she just stand up? Posted by: Boss Moss its been done was there a note? was it "accidental" ala Carradine?

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 11:42 AM (zOTsN)

330 Pretty sure this is the most retarded thing I've seen from an American President ever. We are entering Ow, My Balls territory. David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog It's too late to save the ship, so let's just light a final cigar and listen to the band play Nearer My God To Thee. http://www.whitehouse.gov/acabracket

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:42 AM (ZPrif)

331

Nevergiveup:

 

Builderburgers. 

Fast food.   

 

Joke.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 17, 2014 11:42 AM (0Jb7F)

332 Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent.

Posted by: Aqualung at March 17, 2014 11:42 AM (aDwsi)

333 was it "accidental" ala Carradine? Does that work with the wimmens?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 11:43 AM (/076+)

334

Jesus fucking Christ

This is real.

We just took a dozen steps down the Idiocracy path.
This is embarrassing.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/acabracket

Retweeted by David Burge
Andrew Lane þ@DreLane

 

The White House website has become a publicly funded BuzzFeed: http://www.whitehouse.gov/acabracket @iowahawkblog @AoSHQ

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 03:39 PM (ZPrif)

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

Tell us about it.  I am not going to go to a  WH website. 

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 11:43 AM (0IPQM)

335 I am so EXCITED!!!!!

Posted by: NAMBLA at March 17, 2014 11:43 AM (ZW1Ga)

336 I'm done with them and Sam Adams. Fuck guiness and fuck sam adams. Crouch down and lick the hands that feed you mother fuckers. How ironic. Posted by: prescient11 at March 17, 2014 03:40 PM (tVTLU) I agree. Too bad it likely won't make a dent. There are simply too many ignorant people out there who don't know what is at stake or what is coming.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 17, 2014 11:43 AM (bb5+k)

337 Wow. Sad, sad, sad. She was talented too. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 17, 2014 03:34 PM (dfYL9) $6million in debt and a London show had to be cancelled just before her suicide because of a delay in fabric... She was 49. and Born Luann Bambrough and raised by her adoptive Mormon family in Roy, Utah but changed her name at 17 when she launched her modeling career

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 11:43 AM (IXrOn)

338 The closer to an ovary the berry is, the sweeter its juice.

Posted by: Botanical Exuberance doesn't judge at March 17, 2014 11:45 AM (FbMva)

339 So glad our country made so many sacrifices with blood and treasure

Like we never got to drive our tank army over the most mobile and bloodthirsty of the hirabists.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:46 AM (DL2i+)

340 Running out of prafanities.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 17, 2014 11:46 AM (qyfb5)

341 Regarding the ACA bracket nonsense called out by Iowahawk: do not think for one second that the rest of the world is failing to notice the contrast here.

The contrast between Putin icily enforcing his will and using brute force to carve off chunks of other sovereign countries as he sees fit, while Obama posts to Twitter that "it's happy hour" and puts sports brackets up on the White House's web site.

Do not think that the rest of the world noticing this contrast will not then have severe repercussions for American influence and reputation.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 11:46 AM (gqT4g)

342 Or profanities, either. WTH is an antifanity, anyway?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 17, 2014 11:46 AM (qyfb5)

343 I blame Jagger. He is worth hundreds of millions of bucks but couldn't help her out or at least direct her to a bankruptcy atty?

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 17, 2014 11:46 AM (r7mtu)

344 >> How about a Top 10 Iraqi Wedding Gift Ideas?
 
Lorena Bobbit Penis Removal Kit
 
Now with illustrated instructions

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2014 11:46 AM (cHZB7)

345 And, the Western politicians who have enacted this tidal wave of alien cultural infiltration of Western countries are strongly backed in their having done so by... Western feminists. Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 03:40 PM (gqT4g) I have mentioned from time to time how I look forward to the Day when the Atheists and Feminists are going to argue with the Islamists they let into Europe. I've told Atheists that their position is completely unstable. They don't get to pick "No Religion". The only choices are Christianity or Islam. If they pick "None", they get Islam. For some reason the stupid motherfuckers do not comprehend this point.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 17, 2014 11:46 AM (bb5+k)

346 Let's celebrate St. Patrick's day with a ghey parade!

Posted by: Irish Faeries Everywhere http://tinyurl.com/kgv5srt at March 17, 2014 11:47 AM (aDwsi)

347 320 --- That is because the "feminists" are really just leftists. And the whole point of the Left is destruction of the host, in our case, Western civilization.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 17, 2014 11:47 AM (dfYL9)

348

>>>WTH is an antifanity, anyway?

 

Mispelling for those who hate Sean

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 11:47 AM (3ZtZW)

349 Does that work with the wimmens?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 03:43 PM (/076+)

Of course not, because the idea of a female orgasm is a myth.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 11:48 AM (QFxY5)

350 @338 Hey, at least the millennials will be thrilled at how cool their president is.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 17, 2014 11:48 AM (9eDbm)

351 I blame Jagger. He is worth hundreds of millions of bucks but couldn't help her out or at least direct her to a bankruptcy atty? Posted by: The Yellow Pug maybe he didn't know maybe she never asked ultimately she bears all the blame for what she did

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 11:48 AM (zOTsN)

352 $6million in debt Keeping up appearances. .... George Bush has the fabric in his basement.

Posted by: eleven at March 17, 2014 11:48 AM (VhqUZ)

353  I blame Jagger. He is worth hundreds of millions of bucks but couldn't help her out or at least direct her to a bankruptcy atty?

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 17, 2014 03:46 PM (r7mtu)

 

 

-------------------------------------------

 

 

Maybe Jagger isn't as rich as people think he is.  It wouldn't be the first time we find some celebrity maxing out the credit cards.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 11:49 AM (0IPQM)

354 And, the Western politicians who have enacted this tidal wave of alien cultural infiltration of Western countries are strongly backed in their having done so by... Western feminists. Feminism is just an outgrowth of Critical Theory, wherein the prevailing culture is criticized and demonized in order to destroy it. It's too bad no one saw fit to dismantle the Frankfurt School in its infancy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:49 AM (0HooB)

355

I *wish* I could run up that kind of debt.

 

Mostly cuz I'm old

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 11:49 AM (3ZtZW)

356 Anyone watch Grimm? It's pretty good but they are starting to have the characters not put two and two together for too long.

Posted by: Yes it sucks at March 17, 2014 11:49 AM (Vf2XA)

357 So its much better for them in 'Merrican culture where all the racists are given guns?

Wait, I don't have to buy them?  Who is giving these things away.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:49 AM (P7Wsr)

358 342 For some reason the stupid motherfuckers do not comprehend this point.


Comprehension isn't necessary.


Their heads will roll whether they understand it or not. We're unbiased like that.


Allah Akbar!!!!

Posted by: Islam at March 17, 2014 11:49 AM (ZW1Ga)

359 A third victim has died in Austin. Another remains in critical condition.

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 17, 2014 11:50 AM (r7mtu)

360  21 "Feminists in America" haven't put a good album out in years.


I saw Feminists in America open for The Raging Whore Moans at The Tower in '06

Posted by: drill_thrawl at March 17, 2014 11:50 AM (rdiUQ)

361 The Obamcare bracket thing is just ... just picture retarded internet meme gifs of cats and rainbows and twerking and animate ironic stupidity. It's just so far beneath any level of argument. It's literally -- Get Obamacare. LOL. Or, Ow My Balls. Repubs say derp, derp cause derp derp. Kitty Cat say ACA, yeah or ooochie my toochie!!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 11:50 AM (ZPrif)

362 Guinness contact e-mail:

Guinness at consumer-care dot net

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 11:50 AM (QFxY5)

363 I blame Jagger. He is worth hundreds of millions of bucks but couldn't help her out or at least direct her to a bankruptcy atty? *** WTF? Nobody forced her to tie a scarf around her neck. Nobody forced her to go $6M in debt.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 17, 2014 11:50 AM (DmNpO)

364 I blame Jagger. He insisted on playing a solo acoustic version of 'Angie' for her. She didn't make it through the first chorus.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 11:50 AM (/076+)

365

>>>Anyone watch Grimm?

 

Wife does, I don't.

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 11:51 AM (3ZtZW)

366 How does one court in Iraq? Is there a disco where the preschool crowd hangs out or do they stick to the traditional "clown suite and a panel van" approach?

Posted by: bestie21 at March 17, 2014 11:51 AM (AzO5R)

367 Beyond marrying an 8 year old, I wonder what reasons you could have for divorce? Irreconcilable differences?

Posted by: disgusting oratory at March 17, 2014 11:52 AM (LHgfw)

368 >>And, the Western politicians who have enacted this tidal wave of alien cultural infiltration of Western countries are strongly backed in their having done so by... Western feminists.

So I guess we can thank them for the Rape Jihad that's happening in Europe (and maybe here, too, for all we know - it's not like the MSM would rush to cover the story).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2014 11:52 AM (udjuE)

369 Is there a disco where the preschool crowd hangs out Yep. We call them 'Petting Zoos'.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 11:52 AM (/076+)

370

Beyond marrying an 8 year old, I wonder what reasons you could have for divorce? Irreconcilable differences?

 

Leaves the crayon box open

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 11:53 AM (3ZtZW)

371 I blame Jagger. He is worth hundreds of millions of bucks but couldn't help her out or at least direct her to a bankruptcy atty? Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 17, 2014 03:46 PM (r7mtu) She refused his help numerous times, it looks like. You think he wouldn't help her?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 11:53 AM (IXrOn)

372 Does the man takes down the "free candy" sign on his panel van to indicate commitment in his relationship?

Posted by: bestie21 at March 17, 2014 11:53 AM (AzO5R)

373 Can't cook. Sasses back. Doesn't know what she wants to do with her life. No fking ambition.

Posted by: Bigby's Shaking Fist at March 17, 2014 11:54 AM (3ZtZW)

374 Why would the left vocally oppose this?  They WANT this - this is what their social policy is stampeding to. 


Oh, and I concur in spades with "Hannibal".  Very smart, clever and twisted.  Not to mention ell-written and acted.  Deserves many more viewers than it gets.

Posted by: Saltydonnie at March 17, 2014 11:54 AM (i6shs)

375 "Like we never got to drive our tank army over the most mobile and bloodthirsty of the hirabists."

The thing about attacking Muslims is that if you do so, you have to inflict truly shattering and horrifyingly painful defeats on them. Catastrophic losses. Anything less than that, the survivors will spin as their having survived fighting the Great Satan against overwhelming odds thanks to Allah's miraculous favor. This heartens them and brings them new recruits.

I said before Iraq and Afghanistan that it was a fool's errand to go either place.

But that if we did go? It should be specifically and only as punitive missions. Go there, kill people, break things, and leave. Just leave. Don't apologize. Don't repair anything. Don't provide any aid or comfort. Go there, fuck up their shit, violently and frighteningly, and *leave*.

With a clear simple message on departing: if anyone here starts up anything we don't like, expect us to be back, again, to kill more people and break more things.

More rubble, less trouble.

Probably would have had to iterate that two or three times before they figured it out, but that still would have been cheaper in terms of blood and treasure than trying to transmogrify the goatfuckers of Fallujah into Rotarians from Fresno.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 11:54 AM (gqT4g)

376 I'm done with them and Sam Adams. Fuck guiness and fuck sam adams. Crouch down and lick the hands that feed you mother fuckers. How ironic. Posted by: prescient11 at March 17, 2014 03:40 PM There are better beers out there anyway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2014 11:54 AM (/rlXg)

377 How does one court in Iraq? Is there a disco where the preschool crowd hangs out or do they stick to the traditional "clown suite and a panel van" approach?

Well, I think traditionally one has to sack a neighboring village and kill the girl's family.  Then you can start pitching woo.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:54 AM (P7Wsr)

378 >>How does one court in Iraq?

Go to family reunions? Cousin marriage is A-OK there, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2014 11:54 AM (udjuE)

379 361 He insisted on playing a solo acoustic version of 'Angie' for her. Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 03:50 PM (/076+) ----------------- Oh, well. That's different. Should be an interesting trial. (I assume they'll at the very least charge him with "reckless disregard.")

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 17, 2014 11:55 AM (dfYL9)

380 @363 You cut a deal with her dad. The little girl has no say. I know, you were joking.

Posted by: Beagle at March 17, 2014 11:56 AM (sOtz/)

381 Join me friends, for some nood.

Posted by: David Carter at March 17, 2014 11:57 AM (Kkt/i)

382 "No, I want to keep the mirror up there. I just want somewhere to hang the mobile."

Posted by: Iraqi Bachelor at March 17, 2014 11:57 AM (/076+)

383 When you're drunk in the alley baby with your clothes all torn, and your late night friends they leave you in the cold grey dawn.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 11:57 AM (bitz6)

384 More rubble, less trouble.

Let's completely ignore that Sid wasn't making it up about barbarians coming out of the wasteland and the scale problems of defending against homicide bombers. 

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 11:58 AM (DL2i+)

385 @375 Another eye-opening search: arab consanguinity First cousin marriage is very common.

Posted by: Beagle at March 17, 2014 11:59 AM (sOtz/)

386 Oh, well. That's different. Should be an interesting trial. (I assume they'll at the very least charge him with "reckless disregard.") Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 17, 2014 03:55 PM (dfYL9) It's sad. Jagger was out of town. He had no idea, and one of the rag papers showed a photo he sent (to her?) waving... He had no idea.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 17, 2014 11:59 AM (IXrOn)

387

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 03:54 PM (gqT4g)

 

 

------------------------------------------

 

 

Make it simple so they'll understand.  Any terrorist acts against the USA will mean the nuclear destruction of Mecca, Medina, and the mosque on  Israel's Temple Mount.  If attacks persist, then every mosque  on the planet will become  fair targets.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 11:59 AM (0IPQM)

388 More rubble, less trouble. That's just Twentieth Century thinking, you barbarian. How dare you defeat a sworn enemy who has inferior weapons? Don't you know how one-sided and unfair that is in this day and age? In these times, we can't defeat an enemy. Wars must be long drawn out affairs so political points may constantly be made, and lives and treasure can be wasted. Defeat an enemy so we can live in peace? Pish posh.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit[/i][/u][/b][/s] at March 17, 2014 12:00 PM (0HooB)

389 OK Citizen X. Get me one and I need an autographed copy. With a funny note. And a kitten.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 17, 2014 12:01 PM (tDaH9)

390 How much for the little girl?

Posted by: Jake Blues at March 17, 2014 12:02 PM (DErq5)

391 They don't call Mo "The Last Prophet" for nothing -

He came in a little behind, you see.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 17, 2014 12:02 PM (27KAF)

392 Jay Carney says the Rooskies will be sorry. Mail order brides hardest hit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 12:02 PM (aDwsi)

393 The mohomodans won't have inferior weaponry much longer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 17, 2014 12:02 PM (bitz6)

394 Arrrrgghhh. The worst part about the binders full of women comment is that Romney was specifically looking for women to hire.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 17, 2014 03:06 PM (VtjlW)

Yeah, I know that, but you'd be surprised (okay, YOU wouldn't) at the number of lefties who still shriek about it. One of lefty friends said that that was why she wouldn't vote for Romney. You cannot fix stupid.

Posted by: physics geek at March 17, 2014 12:04 PM (MT22W)

395 Yeah, that was pretty epic. Hey, did you think that was Darryl's shack burning too?
--
No. But one like he grew up in. If it had been his, there would have been more stuff to take. IMHO.
--
No no, I mean that column of black smoke Carol the girls saw, I wondered if that was from the shack Beth and Darryl set fire to in the last episode.

At first I thought it was, but then the burnt zombies came by, and there weren't any in it at the time they set fire to it.  Although, I suppose they could have wandered in, attracted by the noise of the fire...

Posted by: TallDave at March 17, 2014 12:08 PM (lNW+B)

396 @392 I tend to think it was the shack that Daryl and Beth stopped at. If you noticed, there have been signs over the last couple of episodes that different members of the prison group have crossed paths without realizing it. So close, yet so far away.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 17, 2014 12:22 PM (9eDbm)

397 Why do you hate bossy men?

Posted by: J. Moses Browning at March 17, 2014 12:27 PM (ZZ3L0)

398 Americans died for this craptastic country? Why.

Posted by: TimothyJ at March 17, 2014 12:31 PM (ep2io)

399 "The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam." Barack Obama Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 17, 2014 03:10 PM (5REbo) ______________________ In a lot of ways, the story of Islam is the story of Obama

Posted by: alwyr at March 17, 2014 12:31 PM (V0j3u)

400 If I recall my Islamic studies correctly, there is actually no age limit to having sex with girls; however, if you ... um... injure her in her special place, you have to marry her and take care of the girl for life.

/Yep. You jumped to the right conclusion. Baby rape. Halal.

Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2014 12:41 PM (25HWz)

401 EeXTREME SARC warning. (for the first part anyway). Part I. I had an 8 year wife once. We divorced. We never had sex but she wore me out bringing her 'sippy cups" and playing with legos and barbies. And then there was always the 'bedtime story" so she could go to sleep in her separate room wearing PJ's with feet on them ! To this day I hate 'Barny the Purple Dinosaur". May he rot in hell! Part II. All joking and kidding aside, what are these towel heads thinking? Those kids should be in school learning how to shoot raping, child abusing, Koran reading, religion of peace, towel head men at long distances I volunteer my teaching services..Rifles and ammo included. Have guns , will travel!

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at March 17, 2014 12:44 PM (cCxiu)

402 Davis Carradine hung himself in a closet, kinda.

Posted by: Javems at March 17, 2014 01:18 PM (nTgAI)

403 David even

Posted by: Javems at March 17, 2014 01:23 PM (nTgAI)

404 Using the word "backdoor" in the title of this post is wildly inappropriate.

Posted by: Hank Archer at March 17, 2014 04:32 PM (+ao6U)

405 Ha. Shitty Eye, Ma'am.

That always cracks me up.

oh. it was Shiite imam.  sorry.  must turn off auto-read...

:wq!

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at March 17, 2014 05:23 PM (SS8WM)

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