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March 07, 2014

International Day of Women Open Thread
— Ace

It's the International Day of Women.

This probably isn't being noted widely on the right, but we're proud at AoSHQ that we have a fairly big population of female readers.

And we don't take the time to acknowledge that enough, and thank the ladies for gracing us with their wit and ideas.

So I thought I would rectify that with a Pictorial Essay to thank the Women of AoSHQ for just being You.

You've earned this, ladies. No need to thank me in advance.

Now go out there and Be Somebody.

Posted by: Ace at 02:57 PM | Comments (1066)
Post contains 103 words, total size 2 kb.

1 I didn't read it, but first!

Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2014 02:57 PM (nsOJa)

2 Italics!

Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2014 02:58 PM (nsOJa)

3 Small wonder you crave anonymity .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 02:59 PM (XWw96)

4 Funniest below the fold post ever.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 02:59 PM (gBnkX)

5 one word : Binders

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 03:00 PM (aDwsi)

6 Took me a sec to realize there were more than three pics.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:00 PM (gBnkX)

7 I felt something inside break from laughing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 03:00 PM (oFCZn)

8 A spider pic or two and the 'ettes put a hit on your ass .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 03:00 PM (XWw96)

9 I love the sammich picture coming first. Heh.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 07, 2014 03:00 PM (Dwehj)

10 At least it wasn't the goddamned London Boys.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:00 PM (gBnkX)

11 Best post ever.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 07, 2014 03:00 PM (IV4od)

12 The sammich looks like it was made by a professional.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2014 03:00 PM (RjEEc)

13 Hello ladies! How about a little Courvoisier?

Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2014 03:01 PM (nsOJa)

14 A real woman uses a top loader.

Posted by: toby928© at March 07, 2014 03:01 PM (QupBk)

15 And that pic of the babes? That's AtC and MWR getting ready to host their new show. And don't you dare fucking tell me it isn't.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 03:01 PM (oFCZn)

16 This post needs a picture of a car with a dented fender.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2014 03:01 PM (RjEEc)

17 ♫ Stop in the name of (dot) Gov before you break my heart! ♬

Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 07, 2014 03:01 PM (hn5v5)

18 No sink? RINO!

Posted by: ryukyu at March 07, 2014 03:02 PM (C6XFd)

19 Fake magazine covers that have way too much truth in them, all for International Women's Day

http://www.ufunk.net/en/publicite/womens-day-covers/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 03:02 PM (J9ECY)

20 Â“Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.Â” Liz Lemon -- 30 Rock (aka Tina Fey who can see Russia from her house) And all man-kind wants is for his woman to make him a sandwich he can eat in piece.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at March 07, 2014 03:02 PM (CnA98)

21 It strikes me that the pics are out of order though. What would the proper order be?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:02 PM (gBnkX)

22 I could roll good blunts on the smooth plump thighs of that model on the left.

Posted by: toby928© at March 07, 2014 03:02 PM (QupBk)

23 That ace fellow may have outdone himself on this one. Even a humorless commie like me got a good belly laugh.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 07, 2014 03:02 PM (Dwehj)

24 Perfect.

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2014 03:02 PM (IaanB)

25 Chill Groove. Well done, but I would duck if I were you.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 07, 2014 03:02 PM (0k2IJ)

26 I was so afraid to click "continue reading." It did not disappoint. And ladies, since it's ladies day I too have a gift for you. Click on my sig. You're welcome.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 03:02 PM (hFL/3)

Looks like you covered all the important points, Ace.

Heh.

Posted by: wheatie at March 07, 2014 03:03 PM (cuECK)

28 I will shed a tear when the angry 'ettes rend you limb from limb -- and I promise not to snicker

Posted by: acethepug at March 07, 2014 03:03 PM (+YRC+)

29 I'd like to know more about the process in writing this post.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 07, 2014 03:03 PM (slXFW)

30 A solidarity post. Smart move.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 07, 2014 03:03 PM (TVDmb)

31 All they want is a little R-S-P-E-C-T.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 07, 2014 03:03 PM (pgQxn)

32

Toilet seats up in salute....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2014 03:04 PM (kdS6q)

33 Where's the BOOZE?

Where's the pile of MONEY??

Where's the FANCY CAR???

Where's the 10-inch DICK????

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 07, 2014 03:04 PM (6H6o8)

34 Friday funneh! OMG that is the cutest baby ever.

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2014 03:04 PM (0xqKe)

35 Re. the teddy models for the one on the left... a moment on the lips; a lifetime on the hips, dear!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 07, 2014 03:04 PM (hn5v5)

36
Our wimmins deserve R-S-P-E-C-T!

Posted by: Bronco Bama at March 07, 2014 03:04 PM (nQjHM)

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 07, 2014 03:04 PM (6H6o8)

38 9, 8, 2, 3, 5, 7, 4, 6, 1?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:05 PM (gBnkX)

39 And that pic of the babes?

That's AtC and MWR getting ready to host their new show.

And don't you dare fucking tell me it isn't.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 07:01 PM (oFCZn)

--------

All we need now is the Ravages!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 03:05 PM (vVSOO)

40 well, this is awesome! I celebrated by vacuuming the office, now I'm going to go buy myself a beer. Maybe 2. see y'all later . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (6wI9/)

41 AoS comment section on film: http://tinyurl.com/yxgur6 You're welcome.

Posted by: RS at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (YAGV/)

42 You're an ass, Ace, but a funny one.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (A98Xu)

43 Like ever week isn't women's week.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (zfY+H)

44 Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 07, 2014 07:03 PM (TVDmb) Huh...quite the new hash. That must make me a TRU-CON!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (TVDmb)

45 37

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 07, 2014 07:04 PM (6H6o

-----------------------------------------

C'mon. What did you really want to say.

Posted by: Soona at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (IaanB)

46 Ok, I'll put on some Barry White for you babe. Then after 3:42, I expect a cold beer here, pronto.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (pgQxn)

47 Dack is trying to get back into AlextheChick's good graces... keep groveling

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (J9ECY)

48 SHOW US YOUR TITS!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (q+fqH)

49 43 Like ever week isn't women's week.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 07, 2014 07:06 PM (zfY+H)

SHHHH!

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (6H6o8)

50 The International Day of Open Women thread?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 07, 2014 03:06 PM (HFap2)

51 The SCOAMF is a gutless pussy. And all the best to our smokin' hot, brilliant 'ettes!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:07 PM (rN2Uq)

52 SHOW US YOUR TITS!

If you insist . . .

Posted by: barney frank at March 07, 2014 03:07 PM (30eLQ)

53 My wife told me she was making sandwiches one time.

Me: (fake childlike wonder voice) You're making me a sammich?
Her: Shut up!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 03:07 PM (P7Wsr)

54 Nah, Dack wouldn't dare insult our Empress. He knows better!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 03:07 PM (vVSOO)

55 Bertram Cabot Jr, you are confusing real women with Sandra Fluke and Pussy Riot.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 03:07 PM (J9ECY)

56 The only thing the matter with the pic of the red heels is that as you scroll over the pic it should pop up a little explanation of the pic, like 'f*ck me heels'. Because I can't really otherwise understand the purpose of heels like that.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at March 07, 2014 03:07 PM (CnA98)

57 For the 'ettes Ace should have included a Hello Kitty AR-15.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2014 03:08 PM (RjEEc)

58 Glossy

Posted by: International Pervert of Mystery at March 07, 2014 03:08 PM (FbMva)

59 Speaking of which, Ladies, why must I run out at the last minute to get your supplies for something that you know is going to happen every month?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:08 PM (gBnkX)

60 The stereotypical condescension here fries my ass. Speaking of which, back to what I do best...

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 07, 2014 03:08 PM (Dwehj)

61 Where is the Presidential bicycle helmet shot?

Posted by: Roy at March 07, 2014 03:08 PM (tiOTz)

62 Where's the 10-inch DICK????

Jon Stewart's just slightly taller than that.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 03:08 PM (P7Wsr)

63 Missing:

Lipstick-smudged coffee cup
Sweatpants
Bodice-rippin' paperback

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 03:08 PM (JBggj)

64 33 Where's the BOOZE? Where's the pile of MONEY?? Where's the FANCY CAR??? Where's the 10-inch DICK???? Posted by: kathysaysso at March 07, 2014 07:04 PM (6H6o

There's a 6' 1" dick at 1600 W. Pennsylvania Avenue.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:08 PM (rN2Uq)

65 47 Dack is trying to get back into AlextheChick's good graces... keep groveling Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 07:06 PM (J9ECY) Wait, I'm out of the good graces? Oh the face sized spider thing. Well...yeah. But there was also stompy boots and trampolines.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 03:08 PM (oFCZn)

66
Pink sybians for all the chicks!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2014 03:09 PM (nQjHM)

67 Not saying there is anything wrong with it, but pic 3 looks like it is from the JC Penny's catalog.

Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2014 03:09 PM (nsOJa)

68 Because I can't really otherwise understand the purpose of heels like that. Posted by: SE ------------- Marketed by a consortium of orthopedic surgeons.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 03:09 PM (aDwsi)

69 Sooo.... when is MEN's Appreciation Day?? And White History Month???

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2014 03:09 PM (84gbM)

70 Where are the London Boys? Also, God made womens feet small so they could stand closer to the kitchen counter whilst making their mens sammiches.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 07, 2014 03:09 PM (jucos)

71 And WMR lost her safety pin in the trampoline again.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 03:09 PM (vVSOO)

72 I tell you, I've been celebrating this international day of women thing hard. I've grabbed 4 asses and I see a chubby chick on the train I think I am going to upskirt

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 07, 2014 03:10 PM (M3hAT)

73 "Because I can't really otherwise understand the purpose of heels like that." They're to help the shorties reach the condiments.

Posted by: flounder at March 07, 2014 03:10 PM (Kkt/i)

74 should have included this pic http://bit.ly/O3IN6Q

Posted by: The Dude at March 07, 2014 03:10 PM (bStrg)

75 should pop up a little explanation of the pic

Alt text on pixy misa's code? You're expecting a freaking miracle.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 03:10 PM (P7Wsr)

76 Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 07:08 PM (gBnkX)

Apparently you haven't read any books about how to psychologically control people so they do what you want them to.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 07, 2014 03:10 PM (LSDdO)

77 I'm still laughing.

Posted by: rrpjr at March 07, 2014 03:10 PM (s/yC1)

78 68 Because I can't really otherwise understand the purpose of heels like that. Posted by: SE ------------- Marketed by a consortium of orthopedic surgeons. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 07:09 PM (aDwsi) And podiatrists.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:10 PM (rN2Uq)

79

"International Women's Day - Originally called International Working Women's Day...."

But then we thought about it a little, and....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2014 03:11 PM (kdS6q)

80 "There's a 6' 1" dick at 1600 W. Pennsylvania Avenue."

naw, that's just a pussy.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 07, 2014 03:11 PM (q+fqH)

81 Gotta say...I roughly expected some of those pics pre-fold, but the mop picture made me laugh the most.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 07, 2014 03:11 PM (TVDmb)

82
The smart ass who sent me a red merkin can suck my dick!

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at March 07, 2014 03:11 PM (nQjHM)

83 Needs Paul Anka in the background.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 07, 2014 03:11 PM (KQp38)

84 tb;cr

(too blind; couldn't read)

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at March 07, 2014 03:11 PM (/AHDz)

85 Hehe....

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 03:12 PM (doBIb)

86 I prefer the psychic detective stylings of Sean Spencer to the Mentalist.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 07, 2014 03:12 PM (RZ8pf)

87 Queue up some Paul Anka...You're Havin' My Baby.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 07, 2014 03:12 PM (Dwehj)

88 Every year the American Bar Association puts out an issue of ABA Journal dedicated to "Women and the Law." Would they do this if they knew I used it as masturbatory fodder?

Posted by: Oschisms at March 07, 2014 03:12 PM (y9dfJ)

89 83 Needs Paul Anka in the background. Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 07, 2014 07:11 PM (KQp3

The 'ettes all get bustiers! That's just the fuckin' way it is! /Paul Anka

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:12 PM (rN2Uq)

90 "Apparently you haven't read any books about how to psychologically control people so they do what you want them to." That's ok, I always make sure to get the wrong kind.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:12 PM (gBnkX)

91 Tomorrow is the Day of International Women. Get some rest.

Posted by: Roy at March 07, 2014 03:12 PM (tiOTz)

92 No Tammy Wynette?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 03:13 PM (aDwsi)

93 Shoot. I was hoping for a coupon for a discount pedicure.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 07, 2014 03:13 PM (oMKp3)

94 Actually, probably more a combination of the mop followed by the tampons. Good stuff.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 07, 2014 03:13 PM (TVDmb)

95 Need to add a cigar, and a blue dress.

... and maybe some ice.

Posted by: Bill Clinton (Woman's Day Red Dress Award winner) at March 07, 2014 03:13 PM (dR1z4)

96 Where's my PABST...BLUE...RIBBON???...F* K???

Posted by: Frank Booth at March 07, 2014 03:13 PM (4IyOI)

97 Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 07:12 PM (gBnkX)

And THAT'S the counter!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 07, 2014 03:13 PM (LSDdO)

98
Sarah on Fox with Greta from CPAC!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 07, 2014 03:13 PM (nQjHM)

99 The tampons are a nice touch. I remember when my wife was sick she asked me to go get some tampons. The store brand was on sale, so I bought it. I slept on the couch that night. What did I know?

Posted by: ombudsman at March 07, 2014 03:13 PM (zhdFI)

100 *kbdabear, please pick up the white courtesy phone* He needs to inject this thread with photos of head sized boobs with guns and Kate Upton.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 03:14 PM (oFCZn)

101 I'd settle for a day of opening international women.

Posted by: Weldone Shitpanski MD, OB/GYN Tuedays only at March 07, 2014 03:14 PM (wAQA5)

102 It's the International Day of Women. ...because somebody's got to bleed the men for alimony and child support

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:14 PM (rN2Uq)

103 ace, thank you for not including the thing that I was sure you would include.

WHICH IS NOT A SUGGESTION THAT YOU UPDATE TO INCLUDE IT NOW.

Oh fuck you, Pixy, I'm trying to post hotassery, stop fucking with me!

Here. You only get one Because Hamsters.

http://bit.ly/1npFNhJ

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 03:15 PM (Gk3SS)

104 Yeah, two lovelies for Alexthechic and only Simon Baker for the rest of us. How fair is that?

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2014 03:15 PM (Bwva0)

105 99 The tampons are a nice touch. I remember when my wife was sick she asked me to go get some tampons. The store brand was on sale, so I bought it. I slept on the couch that night. What did I know? Posted by: ombudsman at March 07, 2014 07:13 PM (zhdFI) That's two punches off your man card. One for buying the tampons, two for not making your wife sleep on the couch!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:15 PM (rN2Uq)

106 Appropriate song for this post by Aretha Franklin and Annie Lennox
http://youtu.be/drGx7JkFSp4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 03:15 PM (J9ECY)

107 SHOW US YOUR TITS!
Biden's not here. He's going on vacation.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 07, 2014 03:15 PM (hn5v5)

108 This post needs only one thing -- moar hush-mouth.

You know, the finger over the lips, as the international symbol for "silence, now."

El close-o with the pie-hole-io. Make with the no-more-yakity-yak.

Posted by: Phinn at March 07, 2014 03:15 PM (KOGmz)

109 Marketed by a consortium of orthopedic surgeons. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 07:09 PM (aDwsi) And podiatrists. Cruel Shoes.

Posted by: toby928© at March 07, 2014 03:15 PM (QupBk)

110 Needs more camel toe.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 07, 2014 03:15 PM (slXFW)

111 Wow -- all my favorite things! Gee thanks, Ace! *snif*

Posted by: female lurker, who just for the record has ample advance supplies of the monthly needs, you inconsid at March 07, 2014 03:15 PM (whMsz)

112 Steampunk ginger?? I'm so conflicted right now.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:15 PM (gBnkX)

113 In honor of International Day of Women I am watching a marathon of girl- girl porn.

Posted by: steevy at March 07, 2014 03:16 PM (zqvg6)

114

Â“One is not born a woman, one becomes one.Â”

Simone de Beauvoir - and that rather strange fellow on the night counter at Kinko's.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2014 03:16 PM (kdS6q)

115 If a lesbian cock-blocks another lesbian, ...is it a beaver dam?

Posted by: International Pervert of Mystery at March 07, 2014 03:16 PM (FbMva)

116 The tampons are a nice touch. I remember when my wife was sick she asked me to go get some tampons. The store brand was on sale, so I bought it. I slept on the couch that night. What did I know?

So Valu-Rite isn't a trusted brand in tampons?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2014 03:16 PM (8ZskC)

117 I feel left out. Where are the pictures of the Women with the sagging boobs?

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at March 07, 2014 03:16 PM (9+ccr)

118 That's not funny!

Posted by: Gloria Allred at March 07, 2014 03:17 PM (IN7k+)

119 Whore! I said, "No pickles"!!!

Posted by: islamic husband looking at the sandwich, punching her at March 07, 2014 03:17 PM (hn5v5)

120 No set of wymyn's pics is complete without some chocolate ...

Posted by: Adriane... at March 07, 2014 03:17 PM (qoKTg)

121 Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 07:15 PM (Gk3SS)
Oooohhh! My Queen! Hotassery is good!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 03:17 PM (vVSOO)

122 Â“One is not born a woman, one becomes one.Â” Word.

Posted by: RuPaul at March 07, 2014 03:17 PM (rN2Uq)

123 C'mon, Ace, if you treally want to show us the love you'd link us to deals on stompy boots.

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at March 07, 2014 03:17 PM (EJ/Tn)

124 That's two punches off your man card. One for buying the tampons, two for not making your wife sleep on the couch!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 07:15 PM (rN2Uq)

Um.... once Aunt Flo left, I wanted to enjoy sexual congress... buy tampons? sex. not buy tampons? no sex. And it's OK, I went to the self-checkout lane. Better than going to the self-sex lane.

Posted by: ombudsman at March 07, 2014 03:18 PM (zhdFI)

125 http://bit.ly/1npFNhJ Nice. She can starch my cravat any time!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:18 PM (rN2Uq)

126 Wow -- all my favorite things! Gee thanks, Ace! *snif* Posted by: female lurker, who just for the record has ample advance supplies of the monthly needs, you inconsid at March 07, 2014 07:15 PM (whMsz) I like every single thing about this comment.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 07, 2014 03:18 PM (TVDmb)

127 I guess my glass of wine poured by Kurt Russell is apropos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 03:18 PM (KU72u)

128 http://bit.ly/1npFNhJ
Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD
====
What's that thing strapped to the right forearm, dare I ask?

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 03:19 PM (JBggj)

129 102 It's the International Day of Women. ...because somebody's got to bleed... I knew that they "synchronized" when they were in the same household but internationally? That's a lotta Pamprin.

Posted by: confused [/i] [/b] at March 07, 2014 03:19 PM (BmmBm)

130 124 That's two punches off your man card. One for buying the tampons, two for not making your wife sleep on the couch! Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 07:15 PM (rN2Uq)Um.... once Aunt Flo left, I wanted to enjoy sexual congress... buy tampons? sex. not buy tampons? no sex. And it's OK, I went to the self-checkout lane. Better than going to the self-sex lane. Posted by: ombudsman at March 07, 2014 07:18 PM (zhdFI) Trading dignity for sex? Eh, fair enough.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:19 PM (rN2Uq)

131 Hands up, all the morons (married or not) who had to do a tampon run for your woman.

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 03:19 PM (doBIb)

132 "120 No set of wymyn's pics is complete without some chocolate ..." The grocery store around here does these specials where you buy one item and get another for free. You know, buy guacamole, get chips for free, that sort of thing. They made international news for one of their daily specials. Buy some tampons, get chocolate for free. The feminists were NOT amused. I, however, got some free chocolate.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 03:19 PM (hFL/3)

133 We're gonna find that G-Spot if it takes all night. And that's a promise, baby!

Posted by: Fritz at March 07, 2014 03:19 PM (PnMCP)

134 Don't ever buy the wrong tampons.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 03:20 PM (KU72u)

135 Ace knows that bitches love it when you're all sensitive 'n' shit.

Posted by: fluffy at March 07, 2014 03:20 PM (Ua6T/)

136 133 We're gonna find that G-Spot if it takes all night. And that's a promise, baby! Posted by: Fritz at March 07, 2014 07:19 PM (PnMCP) That's just make-beleive. Like the female orgasm.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:20 PM (rN2Uq)

137 Â“One is not born a woman, one becomes one."

And if one lives long enough, one might become a very ugly old man.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at March 07, 2014 03:20 PM (8ZskC)

138 Men, trading dignity for sex for over 50,000 years. Yeah, I'm guilty as sin :-)

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 03:21 PM (vVSOO)

139 I should be so sexist. Bitches hate that.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:21 PM (rN2Uq)

140 That's shouldn't be so sexist. Damn, ruined my own joke.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:21 PM (rN2Uq)

141 If a lesbian cock-blocks another lesbian, ...is it a beaver dam?
We call that a "Kathy Griffin".

Posted by: a surprisingly broad-shouldered, short-haired woman at March 07, 2014 03:22 PM (hn5v5)

142 For the Political Hat, his selection of anime hot a@@ery cosplay

http://tinyurl.com/lpky9so

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 07, 2014 03:22 PM (J9ECY)

143

Heh. We need AceVideo to bring these comedic concepts to life.

Posted by: CJ at March 07, 2014 03:22 PM (jbdp1)

144 Here ya go ladies, cuz I'm a giver : http://tinyurl.com/9hfl3l3

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 07, 2014 03:22 PM (slXFW)

145 "Now go out there and Be Somebody." Nice late addition to the post.

Posted by: toby928© at March 07, 2014 03:22 PM (QupBk)

146 Thank you Ace! Nice post. Thank you Morons for the hilarious comments.

Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2014 03:22 PM (nsOJa)

147 Walking a fine line there Ace. You must be feeling secure in your something-or-other. Funny!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 07, 2014 03:22 PM (g4TxM)

148 Hey, I'm just stocking up on Molotov cocktails before The Burning Times.

Posted by: The Moron in the CVS Checkout Line with Six Boxes of Tampons and a Copy of Mademoiselle at March 07, 2014 03:23 PM (8ZskC)

149 "Hands up, all the morons (married or not) who had to do a tampon run for your woman." That's what kills me. Mine can remember the most inane, obscure social information or commitments...even the details of stories concerning my exes that have slipped my mind. But planning for something that's happened nearly every month of her adult life? "Oh I'm sorry honey, I need you to run to the store real quick." *Bats eyelashes* Yeah, don't get pissed at me when I come back with the super-sized, floral-scented ones.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:23 PM (gBnkX)

150 I'm all for "choice" Would you like an Electrolux?... Or, a Hoover?

Posted by: franksalterego at March 07, 2014 03:23 PM (77I+2)

151 I think I mentioned it on a prior thread,
but the ladies have MORE than half of the votes and ALL of the woo woo, so, a little respect is in order.

Posted by: navybrat at March 07, 2014 03:23 PM (AW7Gr)

152 149 "Hands up, all the morons (married or not) who had to do a tampon run for your woman." Fuck. That.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:24 PM (rN2Uq)

153 Yeah, two lovelies for Alexthechic and only Simon Baker for the rest of us. How fair is that? Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2014 07:15 PM (Bwva0)

Technically, Simon Baker is also for me.

Here. Haz some bipartisanship.

http://bit.ly/1fMlBWO

http://bit.ly/1lGPOcb

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 03:24 PM (Gk3SS)

154 Never trust a creature that bleeds for a week a month but doesn't die.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 07, 2014 03:24 PM (jucos)

155 Yeah, don't get pissed at me when I come back with the super-sized, floral-scented ones. I use cotton bales.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 07, 2014 03:25 PM (rN2Uq)

156 10/10. Would read again.

Posted by: CJA at March 07, 2014 03:25 PM (hx0X/)

157 Another difference between con and lib women; we don't lose our shit when men behave like swine. We can laugh about it, because 1) we actually like men and it really is hilarious when you do that, and 2) we still have all the pussy.

Posted by: lauraw at March 07, 2014 03:25 PM (yGblt)

158 Yeah, steampunk for women. One day I punched that into Amazon and the next week is a foggy blur of clicking. I think I ended up with 60 open tabs of choices. Settled on one. The significant other was unconvinced until I 'p-shopped' her face onto the image. Bingo, she 'got it'. I think of it as post-apocalypse wear for women and the apocalypse suddenly doesn't seem so threatening.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at March 07, 2014 03:25 PM (CnA98)

159 WHERE IS THE CHOCOLATE I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE CHOCOLATE

Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 03:25 PM (zOTsN)

160 152 149 "Hands up, all the morons (married or not) who had to do a tampon run for your woman." Fuck. That. Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 07:24 PM (rN2Uq) *puts Insomniac in the yes column*

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 03:25 PM (doBIb)

161 So no ladies clicked on my link?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 07, 2014 03:25 PM (slXFW)

162
Teh Ewok is TOTALLY trolling us.

No beer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2014 03:25 PM (TIIx5)

163 Best. Post. Ever. And Happy Friday, moronettes! And morons, too. I guess.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 03:26 PM (eQJwb)

164 Don't ever buy the wrong tampons.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 07:20 PM (KU72u)

How would I know? I'm a guy. There are many facets of womanhood to which we are not privy. She should have been more specific. Yes, I saw her preferred brand in the bathroom, but she didn't specify a brand, so I went for price. If you ask me to buy trash bags, I buy the cheapest.

Posted by: ombudsman at March 07, 2014 03:26 PM (zhdFI)

165 Never trust a creature that bleeds for a week a month but doesn't die. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 07, 2014 07:24 PM (jucos) almost made me spit out my wine, almost...

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 03:26 PM (10H0T)

166 Ads from days long gone.

http://tinyurl.com/p9fsbs8

Posted by: navybrat at March 07, 2014 03:26 PM (AW7Gr)

167 I can make you bleed once a week

Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 03:26 PM (zOTsN)

168 159 WHERE IS THE CHOCOLATE I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE CHOCOLATE Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 07:25 PM (zOTsN) Aisle 3. Next to the tampons.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 03:26 PM (oFCZn)

169 Yes, I saw her preferred brand in the bathroom, but she didn't specify a brand, so I went for price.
==
Buddy, read that twice.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 03:27 PM (JBggj)

170 http://tinyurl.com/9hfl3l3

Posted by: Dr Seuss at March 07, 2014 03:27 PM (slXFW)

171 159 WHERE IS THE CHOCOLATE I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE CHOCOLATE

Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 07:25 PM (zOTsN)

Aisle 3. Next to the tampons.

Actually, they come together in a kit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2014 03:27 PM (8ZskC)

172 >>>Yes, I saw her preferred brand in the bathroom, but she didn't specify a brand, so I went for price. == Buddy, read that twice. ... yeah this guy seems to have been looking for trouble.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2014 03:27 PM (/FnUH)

173
Sexual Congress?

As usual, when the word "congress" is involved, someone somewhere is gonna get fucked.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 07, 2014 03:28 PM (TIIx5)

174 I can make you bleed once a week Now honey, you just need to calm down.

Posted by: sprinting away, fast [/i] [/b] at March 07, 2014 03:28 PM (BmmBm)

175 I give very specific instructions & pictures.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 03:28 PM (KU72u)

176 Side boob shot...
http://tinyurl.com/knszptd

Includes hairstyle and accessories info for the 'ettes.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 07, 2014 03:28 PM (hn5v5)

177 She should have been more specific.

This is why cell phones are awesome.

*walks into lady's aisle for first time, blinks*

"Wow, never knew there were so many ways to take care of that."

*dials phone*

"Hey, there are 127 varieties, what's your brand, etc?"

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 03:29 PM (P7Wsr)

178 39 All we need now is the Ravages! Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 07:05 PM (vVSOO) Oh, I'm sure they'll be along presently.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 03:29 PM (sdi6R)

179

I can make you bleed once a week

_______________

What's wrong Sweetcheeks.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 07, 2014 03:29 PM (jucos)

180 I Can Haz Tim Tebow pics?

Posted by: Vixen at March 07, 2014 03:29 PM (w/r78)

181
Hands up, all the morons (married or not) who had to do a tampon run for your woman.
Posted by: EC

Actually, in the good old days of no limit double coupons, I used to get scads of free girlie stuff like that -- mysterious boxes of what have you, shampoo make-up and the like, and donate it to a teen runway shelter. Angel's Flight I think.

Haven't thought about that in forever.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2014 03:29 PM (kdS6q)

182 180 I Can Haz Tim Tebow pics? Posted by: Vixen

http://tinyurl.com/9hfl3l3

Posted by: Dr Seuss at March 07, 2014 03:30 PM (slXFW)

183 "h we are not privy. She should have been more specific. Yes, I saw her preferred brand in the bathroom, but she didn't specify a brand, so I went for price. If you ask me to buy trash bags, I buy the cheapest." Darlin', there are some things where you can't cheap out. Ever. This is one of those things.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 03:30 PM (hFL/3)

184 If we get any more menstrual comments I'm going to expect an appearance by Al Jolson.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 07, 2014 03:30 PM (g4TxM)

185 My word! ELBOWS! Now to go see if there's anything else of interest here.

Posted by: tbodie at March 07, 2014 03:31 PM (5SlKF)

186 Teen runaway. Coohoo. Teen runaway.

Posted by: harry reid's parrot at March 07, 2014 03:31 PM (hn5v5)

187 "Another difference between con and lib women; we don't lose our shit when men behave like swine. We can laugh about it, because 1) we actually like men and it really is hilarious when you do that, and 2) we still have all the pussy. Posted by: lauraw at March 07, 2014 07:25 PM (yGblt) " Yep - zactly. Feminists don't love women. They hate men.

Posted by: female lurker, who who cut off "you inconsiderate pigs" at the end of her last comment at March 07, 2014 03:31 PM (whMsz)

188 Darlin', there are some things where you can't cheap out. Ever. This is one of those things.

He probably buys Russian Army surplus toilet paper. With the visible wood-chips.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 03:31 PM (P7Wsr)

189 Side boob shot... Posted by: andycanuck at March 07, 2014 07:28 PM (hn5v5) I will never trust you again.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:31 PM (gBnkX)

190 She should have been more specific. Yes, I saw her preferred brand in the bathroom, but she didn't specify a brand, so I went for price. If you ask me to buy trash bags, I buy the cheapest."

She must have cherished your dates to the McDonalds drive-thru.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2014 03:31 PM (8ZskC)

191 I think I might have went through the tampon buying thing years and years ago. I just bought her a small bag of corks. I don't remember what happened after that.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 03:32 PM (oFCZn)

192

Tampons?

In my day, we used rags.

And those rags weren't silk, I'm gonna tell you.

Flour sacks were best, but sometimes we had to use ripped up burlap bags.

Them burlap bag rags would rub your coochie raw.

Posted by: Aunt Granny Panties at March 07, 2014 03:32 PM (cuECK)

193 http://tinyurl.com/9hfl3l3 Posted by: Dr Seuss at March 07, 2014 07:27 PM (slXFW)

Well hello sailor.

That brings to mind people asking Michael Fassbender if he wasn't concerned about doing the full frontal scenes for Shame and then people saw the movie and understood why that wasn't particularly a concern in his life.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 03:32 PM (Gk3SS)

194
Don't ever buy the wrong tampons.
Posted by: CaliGirl

How would I know? I'm a guy.
Posted by: ombudsman

I think it works like sandpaper. You to get the proper grit number.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2014 03:32 PM (kdS6q)

195 Hands up, all the morons (married or not) who had to do a tampon run for your woman. Posted by: EC Yes. Tampons are a required household product. Like milk. And blowjobs. The missus and little female unit aren't retards, so necessities are usually on hand, but if required, I will purchase them if I'm the one who's most conveniently located near the store. I fail to see why that would irritate anyone who's part of a family. Of course, then I obviously receive a beejer...and a sandwich.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 07, 2014 03:32 PM (TVDmb)

196 And THAT is when the fight began...

Posted by: navybrat at March 07, 2014 03:32 PM (AW7Gr)

197 Let me see if I can get into the spirit of this special day:
http://tinyurl.com/kqgmoxx

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2014 03:33 PM (IN7k+)

198 Going to the store for "Feminine Hygiene Products" for the Misses Pointy Eared Vulcan, been there done that, no problem. Get to the store, Holy Crap, there's an entire aisle dedicated to that stuff. There must be 10,000 competing products on that aisle. How the hell am I supposed to know what works, what doesn't and do I get a free prize with every box? Do I at least get a whistle or a bouncy ball or something?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 03:33 PM (vVSOO)

199 I can make you bleed once a week That's just your hormones talkin'.

Posted by: toby928© at March 07, 2014 03:34 PM (QupBk)

200 Hey, why does the box of tampons get all the comments?

Posted by: The Mop at March 07, 2014 03:34 PM (8ZskC)

201 Very funny!
But you still owe us a Karl Urban post.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2014 03:34 PM (aq/zi)

202 Wait, NDH on the right and Peaches on the left?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 03:35 PM (0FSuD)

203 In many ways, the story of the International Day of Women is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 07, 2014 03:35 PM (KbrNh)

204 Augustina Powers, International Woman of Mystery?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 07, 2014 03:35 PM (2kVH3)

205 Yeah, what the mop said.

Posted by: Hooker Shoes at March 07, 2014 03:35 PM (jucos)

206 >>>But you still owe us a Karl Urban post. you got simon mccorkingdale or whoever that is. how much more do you want?!?!

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2014 03:35 PM (/FnUH)

207 The ones with wings are good for skeet shooting.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 03:35 PM (LN8KM)

208 >>>2) we still have all the pussy. Posted by: lauraw at March 07, 2014 07:25 PM (yGblt) As long as y'all share 3-4 times per week....

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 03:36 PM (eQJwb)

209 You just don't taunt a guy with side boob. There needs to be a rule.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:36 PM (gBnkX)

210 GIVE US CULLEN BOHANNON.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 03:36 PM (hFL/3)

211 197 Let me see if I can get into the spirit of this special day: http://tinyurl.com/kqgmoxx HAWT!

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at March 07, 2014 03:36 PM (5ikDv)

212 I just got a 5 dollar target gift card for purchasing 3 feminine protection items. So I am stocked up. But then I usually am because they are my bartering stock for the apocalypse.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 07, 2014 03:37 PM (RZ8pf)

213 Ahahahahaha. Nice work Ace, nice.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 03:37 PM (GEICT)

214 Do I at least get a whistle or a bouncy ball or something?

I've heard they make lovely earrings.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 03:37 PM (P7Wsr)

215 The smart ass who sent me a red merkin can suck my dick!

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at March 07, 2014 07:11 PM (nQjHM)

C'mon, y'all know we want to see you 8 inch clit.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 07, 2014 03:37 PM (DQZLr)

216 I like that post...just was speaking about this with the female attorney in our office, noticed it on Google when searching today..she was not all into the "Day" as I ..I'm diggin' #133 post...when is "International Men Day"....?

Posted by: KWDreaming at March 07, 2014 03:37 PM (/yOZJ)

217

"In many ways the story of International WomenÂ’s Day is the story of a young Barack Obama..."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2014 03:37 PM (kdS6q)

218

If a lesbian cock-blocks another lesbian,

...is it a beaver dam?

No. I believe it makes her a beaver cleaver.

Posted by: MC at March 07, 2014 03:37 PM (lrfmC)

219
♪ I met a German girl in England
Who was goin' to school in France
Said we danced the Mississippi at an Alpha Cappa dance
It wasn't me ♫

Posted by: George T at March 07, 2014 03:37 PM (gorVZ)

220 >>Yes, I saw her preferred brand in the bathroom, but she didn't specify a brand, so I went for price.
==
Buddy, read that twice. ...

yeah this guy seems to have been looking for trouble.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2014 07:27 PM (/FnUH)

Hey, if I went to the store and bought a can of Del Monte peas when the store brand was 20 cents cheaper, I'd have heard about it. All i expect is consistency

Posted by: ombudsman at March 07, 2014 03:38 PM (zhdFI)

221 I will never trust you again.
Where did I lie?

Posted by: harry reid's parrot at March 07, 2014 03:38 PM (hn5v5)

222 206 how much more do you want?!?! Posted by: ace at March 07, 2014 07:35 PM (/FnUH) They're women, ace. No matter how much you give, they're never grateful and always demand more.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:38 PM (1w2r1)

223 #221 Pervert's parrot sock off.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 07, 2014 03:38 PM (hn5v5)

224 This thread will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at March 07, 2014 03:38 PM (QupBk)

225 Pixy ate my comment I think, recommenting...

For the Ettes, because I love you and Ace doesn't (I keed):

http://amadrabbit.livejournal.com/155417.html

Karl made us a sammich, but he eated it; strangely I don't mind.

Not sure I'm feeling the 'stache though; survey says?

Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2014 03:39 PM (ijXVY)

226 Husband, father of 3 daughters, 2 bitch dogs in the house. I'm outnumbered, it's time for the "Feminine Hygiene" song-hilarious

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 07, 2014 03:39 PM (HVff2)

227 International Women of note:

DÃ©borah FranÃ§ois
BÃ©rÃ©nice Bejo

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 03:39 PM (JBggj)

228 All i expect is consistency Posted by: ombudsman at March 07, 2014 07:38 PM (zhdFI) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAÂ…Â…Â…Â…Â…Â…. Â…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 03:39 PM (GEICT)

229 GIVE US CULLEN BOHANNON.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 07:36 PM (hFL/3)

Here.

http://bit.ly/1cCDxmm

It's because I'm better.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 03:39 PM (Gk3SS)

230 As long as y'all share 3-4 times per week.... Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 07:36 PM (eQJwb) haha, it's good to dream

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 03:39 PM (10H0T)

231 They're women, ace. No matter how much you give, they're never grateful and always demand more. No- really - it's fine. Whatever you decide to get us, it's fine. Just fine. Really.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 07, 2014 03:40 PM (oMKp3)

232 Another day of skeevy, sexist patriarchy on the rightwing blogosphere. Very original -- high heels, babies, kittens, washing machines -- women are nothing but the sum of their ladyparts, I get it, I really do. Ever wonder why I'm writing at Slate and you're basically still livejournaling like a tweenie? Rape culture is SO 2010. Ace, the 1950's wants its misogyny back. Get going! Eisenhower needs you to run the National Vagina Investigation Bureau. Just ask mommy to open the basement door and send you packing with a P&J sandwich in a brown paper bag. Oh, and don't forget to load your iPhone with digital porn since they only had the paper kind back then. Enjoy!

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at March 07, 2014 03:40 PM (g2ldK)

233 3-4 times a week? Ahhh, I remember my early 20s fondly.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:41 PM (gBnkX)

234 *bows to AtC*

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 03:41 PM (hFL/3)

235 It's going to take a metric ton of sharp elbows to live through this thread.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 03:41 PM (oFCZn)

236 Would now be a good time to say "It's a trap!"

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 03:41 PM (vVSOO)

237 Where did I lie?

A plastic protrusion isn't a boob.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 03:41 PM (P7Wsr)

238
Hey, why does the box of tampons get all the comments?
Posted by: The Mop

Consider the audience.

Also, the worst fate is if you like to read in the bathroom and you forget to take in a magazine. Result is all you have to read are the instructions: "Squat or place one leg up on toilet..."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2014 03:41 PM (kdS6q)

239 There are ways around making me a sammich.

I can't think of any of them right now.

The plates are in the cupboard that you can't reach.

I'll help you, But First....

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 03:42 PM (lq3Ak)

240 Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at March 07, 2014 07:40 PM (g2ldK)

I can't tell if this is real or a sock.

I mean, I know Jane Hamsher used to troll here, but . . .

Posted by: barney frank at March 07, 2014 03:42 PM (30eLQ)

241 A plastic protrusion isn't a boob.
That's not what Palin Steele said!

Posted by: michael scott at March 07, 2014 03:42 PM (hn5v5)

242 @#$% sockfail

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2014 03:42 PM (30eLQ)

243 Speaking of which, Ladies, why must I run out at the last minute to get your supplies for something that you know is going to happen every month? Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 07:08 PM (gBnkX) I have only asked Thor one time in 25 years, I always keep plenty on hand. But ya can't control the flow.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at March 07, 2014 03:42 PM (Pfvig)

244 Result is all you have to read are the instructions: "Squat or place one leg up on toilet..."

Okay.

Now what?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 07, 2014 03:42 PM (8ZskC)

245 "Hey, if I went to the store and bought a can of Del Monte peas when the store brand was 20 cents cheaper, I'd have heard about it. All i expect is consistency " No, but see there are some things that are fine to buy generic. There are other that...are not.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 03:43 PM (hFL/3)

246 How do dis help my daughters and live in mom?

Posted by: Mochelle at March 07, 2014 03:43 PM (0FSuD)

247 Darlin', there are some things where you can't cheap out. Ever. This is one of those things.

He probably buys Russian Army surplus toilet paper. With the visible wood-chips.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 07, 2014 07:31 PM (P7Wsr)

Old Sears catalogs. Especially the one from the 60s featuring the underwear model with his dick hanging out of his boxers

Posted by: ombudsman at March 07, 2014 03:43 PM (zhdFI)

248 We need 'ette-run convenience stores: -Ammo -Tampons -Stompy boots -Val-U-Rite (to soak the tampons in) -Tastefully demeaning girlpr0n -Chocolate -Knives

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 07, 2014 03:43 PM (QBm1P)

249 This dude even gives me wood : http://tinyurl.com/n3ldza4

Posted by: Dr Seuss at March 07, 2014 03:43 PM (slXFW)

250 I agree with Amanda Marcotte. Without International Women's Day I wouldn't be getting 10% off my Staples purchases tomorrow. I intend loading up on binders.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 07, 2014 03:43 PM (hn5v5)

251 That was real nice of you ace. We don't do enough for the ladies around here.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 07, 2014 03:43 PM (l7DqC)

252 No cosplay pic?

Boooooooooooo!

Posted by: Methos, never happy at March 07, 2014 03:43 PM (hO9ad)

253 No, but see there are some things that are fine to buy generic. There are other that...are not.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 07:43 PM (hFL/3)

I learned this the hard way.

Posted by: ombudsman at March 07, 2014 03:44 PM (zhdFI)

254 Well...yeah. But there was also stompy boots and trampolines. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 07:08 PM

Now you need the 23 Skidoo comment.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 07, 2014 03:44 PM (KQp38)

255 But ya can't control the flow.

Nor can you stop the signal.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 03:44 PM (P7Wsr)

256 Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at March 07, 2014 07:40 PM (g2ldK)
---------
Hey Ace! Look, you pissed off Slate! Kudos!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 03:44 PM (vVSOO)

257 How do you tell the International wimmenz from the regular ones?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2014 03:44 PM (8ZskC)

258 -Val-U-Rite (to soak the tampons in) Don't you mean Lysol? I seem to recall a post...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 03:44 PM (oFCZn)

259 OT, but I've seen two Obamacare commercials on one commercial break. Desperate, much?

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 03:45 PM (hFL/3)

260 Well, that's weird. Where did you get that picture of me, ace? That girl on the right is me.

Posted by: stace at March 07, 2014 03:45 PM (9PXzx)

261 *smishes DiT just because*

Karl made us a sammich, but he eated it; strangely I don't mind. Not sure I'm feeling the 'stache though; survey says?

Posted by: LizLem at March 07, 2014 07:39 PM (ijXVY)

Only if that is from the opening scenes of his venture into 1970's style porn.

Umm. brb

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 03:45 PM (Gk3SS)

262 I have only asked Thor one time in 25 years, I always keep plenty on hand. But ya can't control the flow. The flow must flow!

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 03:45 PM (doBIb)

263 Hey, why does the box of tampons get all the comments? Posted by: The Mop Don't get your panties in a wad.

Posted by: The Box of Tampons at March 07, 2014 03:46 PM (TVDmb)

264 No- really - it's fine. Whatever you decide to get us, it's fine. Just fine. Really. Posted by: grammie winger at March 07, 2014 07:40 PM
=====
Whoa. A "three fine" declaration. Like, one 'fine' means a "discussion'. Two "fines" is a cold war. But THREE? Damn, I'd be looking for a witness protection program.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 03:46 PM (JBggj)

265 Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at March 07, 2014 07:40 PM (g2ldK) Fuck you with Hillary's dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:46 PM (EKQk0)

266 Where's Alexandra Daddario's tits??

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 07, 2014 03:46 PM (hJnUx)

267 257 How do you tell the International wimmenz from the regular ones? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2014 07:44 PM (8ZskC) Armpit hair. Only if that is from the opening scenes of his venture into 1970's style porn. Umm. brb Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 07:45 PM (Gk3SS) You just got power back and now you're going to tax the grid like that?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 03:46 PM (GEICT)

268 >>>haha, it's good to dream Hey, 3-4 per week *is* my compromise. I told Cougar when we first got married, "I'm going to have a lot of sex with a hot woman. I want it to be you"

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 03:46 PM (eQJwb)

269 Thanks, LizLem and my queen!

Now who wants some apple crisp w/vanilla ice cream to go with their sammich?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2014 03:46 PM (aq/zi)

270 "but I've seen two Obamacare commercials on one commercial break. Desperate, much?" Cheer up. You're paying for them.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 07, 2014 03:46 PM (gBnkX)

271 "Hey Ace! Look, you pissed off Slate! Kudos!"

Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 03:46 PM (lq3Ak)

272 262 I have only asked Thor one time in 25 years, I always keep plenty on hand. But ya can't control the flow. The flow must flow! Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 07:45 PM (doBIb) Worm sign!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:47 PM (EKQk0)

273 258 Don't you mean Lysol? _____________________-- Wha-a-a-a-at?!?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 07, 2014 03:47 PM (QBm1P)

274 How do you tell the International wimmenz from the regular ones?
Only International may belly dance.

Posted by: Randa Jarrar, international author at March 07, 2014 03:47 PM (hn5v5)

275
O/T Malaysia reporting contact lost with B-777 en-route to Beijing with 200+ pax aboard.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 07, 2014 03:47 PM (nQjHM)

276 The menses must flow.

Posted by: Sheldon Gesserit at March 07, 2014 03:47 PM (TVDmb)

277 "A real woman uses a top loader." You betcha.

Posted by: Decaf at March 07, 2014 03:47 PM (Bwva0)

278 266 Where's Alexandra Daddario's tits?? Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 07, 2014 07:46 PM (hJnUx) Ummm...attached to her chest?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:48 PM (EKQk0)

279 Can't stop the music, either.

Posted by: The Village People at March 07, 2014 03:48 PM (8ZskC)

280 Hey, 3-4 per week *is* my compromise. I told Cougar when we first got married, "I'm going to have a lot of sex with a hot woman. I want it to be you" Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 07:46 PM (eQJwb) She's a good woman DC, better never let her go.

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 03:48 PM (10H0T)

281 Where's Alexandra Daddario's tits??

On her upper torso?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 03:48 PM (P7Wsr)

282 >>>That was real nice of you ace. We don't do enough ~~for~~ to the ladies around here. And...fixt.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 03:48 PM (eQJwb)

283 No- really - it's fine. Whatever you decide to get us, it's fine. Just fine. Really. Posted by: grammie winger at March 07, 2014 07:40 PM (oMKp3) As a man I never want to hear that!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 07, 2014 03:49 PM (HVff2)

284 Awwwww, ace. You shouldn't have! ... Wait, I don't see any Karl Urban in that lineup. WTF!!? *EATS YOUR SAMMICH*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 03:49 PM (CA2NO)

285 The flow must flow!

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 07:45 PM (doBIb)

Yeah. but you have to give us some guidance. This is a completely foreign function to us.

Posted by: ombudsman at March 07, 2014 03:49 PM (zhdFI)

286 I had those shoes. I decided that Cuban Hooker doesn't go with ginger.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 03:49 PM (N/cFh)

287 this thread has made me hungry, I need a freaking sandwich.

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 03:49 PM (10H0T)

288 No- really - it's fine. Whatever you decide to get us, it's fine. Just fine. Really. Posted by: grammie winger at March 07, 2014 07:40 PM (oMKp3) Oh Lord

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 03:49 PM (EKQk0)

289 You just got power back and now you're going to tax the grid like that? Posted by:

The power has been back on for like hours and hours!

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 03:49 PM (Gk3SS)

290 And that pic of the babes? That's AtC and MWR getting ready to host their new show. And don't you dare fucking tell me it isn't. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 07:01 PM (oFCZn) Purple IS one of my favorite colors.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 03:49 PM (CA2NO)

291 Lalalalalalala

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 03:50 PM (Gk3SS)

292 >>>She's a good woman DC, better never let her go. You're damn right about that. Howya been?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 03:50 PM (eQJwb)

293
I thought Marcotte got run over by a steamroller in Israel or is that a different meme?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2014 03:50 PM (gorVZ)

294 Yeah. but you have to give us some guidance. This is a completely foreign function to us. Posted by: ombudsman at March 07, 2014 07:49 PM (zhdFI) If I bled for 7 days, I'd go to the damn hospital.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 03:50 PM (GEICT)

295 281 Where's Alexandra Daddario's tits??

On her upper torso?
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Well Duh! If they were on her lower torso they'd be knees. Big saggy knees. Gravity you know.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 03:50 PM (vVSOO)

296 Also, no trampoline? Come on, fellas, you're slipping!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 03:50 PM (CA2NO)

297 Ohhhhhhhhhh Empress. Hahahhahahaha. >< that close

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 03:51 PM (GEICT)

298 Remember when Marty went tampax shopping? He must have at least 300 of them in his bag.

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 07, 2014 03:51 PM (hJnUx)

299 I would have went with a Moss Covered Rock rather than a Tampon.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2014 03:51 PM (ZllFR)

300 If I Were King, Things Would Change Around Here!

...but not much.

...come to think of it, I don't think they would change at all.

...Heavy Weighs The Crown and All.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 03:51 PM (lq3Ak)

301

Again, we need AceVideo to put these blog ideas into a format that might actually influence people.

Posted by: CJ at March 07, 2014 03:51 PM (jbdp1)

302 this thread has made me hungry, I need a freaking sandwich. Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 07:49 PM (10H0T) Hey 'Rons! Make Spypeach a sammich! Oh dear. Has AtC been shorting out the local nuclear plant again?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 03:51 PM (CA2NO)

303 O/T Malaysia reporting contact lost with B-777 en-route to Beijing with 200+ pax aboard. Last night I heard a report that one of the North Korean test missiles flew within 8 miles of a Chinese passenger jet. * Looks at watch * In forty five minutes NK may no longer exist.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at March 07, 2014 03:51 PM (CnA98)

304 What? no PIV!!!????

Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 03:52 PM (zOTsN)

305 MOAR IRON

Posted by: 2 x 4 Critique at March 07, 2014 03:52 PM (ZllFR)

306 So it's Karl Urban the Ettes want? http://tinyurl.com/bznk6q7

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 03:52 PM (GEICT)

307 Speaking of Thor : http://tinyurl.com/krpyobg

Posted by: Dr Seuss at March 07, 2014 03:52 PM (slXFW)

308 I'm your man sang by a gay guy?

Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 03:52 PM (zOTsN)

309 Aw! But, for all my fake psychic detective needs, I turn to Shawn Spencer & Burton Guster... they not only came first (The Mentalist is a complete rip-off!) but they don't publicly worship Obama like Simon Baker does.

Oh, and love the kitty

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 07, 2014 03:53 PM (KL49F)

310 Oh, and love the kitty Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 07, 2014 07:53 PM (KL49F) Phrasing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 03:53 PM (GEICT)

311 I've never sent my husband out for tampons, but I did have to make him buy me an assortment of laxatives after the anesthesia at two outpatient surgeries had me paralyzed by constipation. He told me that he told the whole store they were for his wife. Asshole.

Posted by: stace at March 07, 2014 03:54 PM (9PXzx)

312 Dr. Seuss: YOU WIN ALL THE INTERNETS. Nnnguh. BCochran: DIAF.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 03:54 PM (CA2NO)

313 33 Where's the 10-inch DICK???? Posted by: kathysaysso at March 07, 2014 07:04 PM (6H6o

--- In my husband's trousers.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 03:54 PM (N/cFh)

314 Hey 'Rons! Make Spypeach a sammich! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 07:51 PM (CA2NO) You know whats worse than the monthly flow, no flow ie Menopause. God help everyone.

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 03:55 PM (10H0T)

315 Burton Guster did stump for obama at least in 2008.

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 07, 2014 03:55 PM (hJnUx)

316 I did have to make him buy me an assortment of laxatives after the anesthesia at two outpatient surgeries had me paralyzed by constipation. He told me that he told the whole store they were for his wife. Asshole.

Well... he did help you poop . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2014 03:55 PM (30eLQ)

317 LMAO! I luvs me some Ace.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 07, 2014 03:55 PM (DmNpO)

318 >>> Aw! But, for all my fake psychic detective needs, I turn to Shawn Spencer Burton Guster... they not only came first (The Mentalist is a complete rip-off!) but they don't publicly worship Obama like Simon Baker does. yeah I know, that was just completely random. I picked someone I didn't think girls even liked all that much. I was going to do Karl Urban or something but girls like him so that's not funny.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2014 03:55 PM (/FnUH)

319 >>>Phrasing I'm not seeing a problem with the phrasing.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 03:55 PM (eQJwb)

320 306 So it's Karl Urban the Ettes want? http://tinyurl.com/bznk6q7 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 07:52 PM (GEICT) --- WHAT THE HELL COCHRAN

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 03:55 PM (N/cFh)

321 Possibly the best post at HQ. I laughed out loud and proud. Tear to my eye. Love a place that gets us chicks without chips on our shoulders.

Posted by: Nora at March 07, 2014 03:55 PM (RGgMp)

322 Damn ace, not even a Karl Urban pic to temper that post. Sleep with one eye open. Not that it will help.

Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 03:55 PM (MtC8f)

323 BCochran: DIAF. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 07:54 PM (CA2NO) What?????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 03:55 PM (GEICT)

324 Sometimes? We'll get you a beer or a glass of wine.

...But First?

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 03:56 PM (lq3Ak)

325

What do you call a n Alaskan lesbian?

A Klondyke!

(sorry...sorry...sorry)

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 03:56 PM (LN8KM)

326 I'm just going to sit over here, not trampolining. No no, never mind me. Y'all just go about your business.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 03:56 PM (CA2NO)

327 Purple IS one of my favorite colors. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 07:49 PM (CA2NO)

OMFG I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO SHOW YOU THIS! YES, THIS IS WORTHY OF THE CAPS!

http://bit.ly/1fRdsu7

And this:

http://bit.ly/1cCFhfo

One more:

http://bit.ly/MVgvuo

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 03:56 PM (Gk3SS)

328 I like a woman with a nice set of nips. Good nips beat out overall breast size any day of the week.

So to all the women out there - good nips or not - have a happy international day of women!

Posted by: MacGruber at March 07, 2014 03:57 PM (bzZ77)

329 Where's the blue dress and the cigar?

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2014 03:57 PM (a57bf)

330 I was going to do Karl Urban or something but girls like him so that's not funny. Posted by: ace at March 07, 2014 07:55 PM (/FnUH) We also like Kittehs and babies, you big goof.

lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 03:57 PM (CA2NO)

331 Here's some awesome cheesecake for the womens http://www.santabanta.com/images/hugh-jackman/22383/

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 03:57 PM (10H0T)

332 You did miss the spider element though.

Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 03:57 PM (MtC8f)

333 Ace, you're kidding. Right?

Posted by: NCwoof at March 07, 2014 03:58 PM (aUQgu)

334 One last pic before I leave : http://tinyurl.com/l92hr6a

Do you feel lucky, ladies?

Posted by: Dr Seuss aka Dr Spank at March 07, 2014 03:58 PM (slXFW)

335 >>>What????? Whatever you did, I'm sure you deserved it.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 03:58 PM (eQJwb)

336 Bitches, man. Bitches.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2014 03:58 PM (ZllFR)

337 >>I was going to do Karl Urban or something but girls like him so that's not funny.

Heh! Then I'm glad you didn't pick so-called DC "heartthrob" Peter Orzag!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2014 03:58 PM (aq/zi)

338 OMFG I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO SHOW YOU THIS! YES, THIS IS WORTHY OF THE CAPS! http://bit.ly/1fRdsu7 And this: http://bit.ly/1cCFhfo One more: http://bit.ly/MVgvuo Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 07:56 PM (Gk3SS) Hey look! That hair! Rufio all grown up!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 03:58 PM (GEICT)

339 329 I like a woman with a nice set of nips. Good nips beat out overall breast size any day of the week. So to all the women out there - good nips or not - have a happy international day of women! Posted by: MacGruber My doberman pinscher would like to give you a nip -- right on your ass, for being so grotesquely sexist!

Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 03:58 PM (mizYg)

340 327 I'm just going to sit over here, not trampolining. No no, never mind me. Y'all just go about your business.
------
Yeah, that safety pin might puncture.......stuff

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 03:59 PM (vVSOO)

341 What????? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 07:55 PM (GEICT) YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT. Just for that, I am going to demand you do a cartwheel at the MoMee.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 03:59 PM (CA2NO)

342 "We also like Kittehs and babies, you big goof. lol!" I'd also like that washing machine.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 03:59 PM (hFL/3)

343 Need a clip of Maurice Chevalier singing "thank Heaven for little girls"

Posted by: Bornus Borgus at March 07, 2014 03:59 PM (AE/J8)

344 Whatever you did, I'm sure you deserved it. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 07:58 PM (eQJwb) I don't know what the problem is. I mean, the asked for Urban. I linked a pic. I didn't say it was of him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 03:59 PM (GEICT)

345 Nice pics ATC, Why don't we live closer, so we can do happy hour, dangit.

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 03:59 PM (10H0T)

346 In honor of a Woman. Rachel Jeantal. You might say, "That's retarded, sir." You'd be wrong. http://tinyurl.com/nnuzvn8 Conservative Treehouse link. The Marianas Trench called. They want their deepness back.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at March 07, 2014 04:00 PM (e7KZr)

347 My doberman pinscher would like to give you a nip -- right on your ass, for being so grotesquely sexist!

Yeah, your doberman rubbing his nips on that guy will make him regret it.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 04:00 PM (P7Wsr)

348 OMFG I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO SHOW YOU THIS! YES, THIS IS WORTHY OF THE CAPS! OMFG. THE WRISTERS. I JUST... I CAN'T EVEN...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:00 PM (CA2NO)

349 I'd also like that washing machine. Ya, I had my eye on that too. Does it come with the matching dryer?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 07, 2014 04:00 PM (oMKp3)

350 Just for that, I am going to demand you do a cartwheel at the MoMee. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 07:59 PM (CA2NO) Ha! Maybe we should get a projector and show the video of me getting jiggy with it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:00 PM (GEICT)

351 197 Let me see if I can get into the spirit of this special day: http://tinyurl.com/kqgmoxx Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2014 07:33 PM (IN7k+) Covered all the bases. I am impress.

Posted by: joncelli at March 07, 2014 04:00 PM (/AYWV)

352 The last time you did a feminine hygiene post , DiT woke up naked , with peanut butter on his chest .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 04:01 PM (XWw96)

353 I'd also like that washing machine. Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 07:59 PM (hFL/3)

I will admit to pawing at the pic of the washing machine going my precious.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:01 PM (Gk3SS)

354 International Day of Women, eh?

I was watching YouTube videos. One of them started with what looked like an ad for Google Glass, but ended with the female wearer being beaten by a man. I assume there is a connection to the Intl Day of Women. Today is a prime opportunity to remind women everywhere that they are victims, especially if they have husbands (special breed of men that is extra-prone to violence).

Okay, now that I have that complaint out of the way, I want to say I love it here, Ace. Keep up the good work!

I especially love all the 'ettes! Mwah!

Posted by: Mindy at March 07, 2014 04:01 PM (RMfGb)

355 You did miss the spider element though. Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 07:57 PM (MtC8f) DAMN YOU, RWC. Join Cochran in the fire.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:01 PM (CA2NO)

356 This is how we celebrate International Women's Day here in the San Francisco Bay Area: (This is a real event listing in SF -- not a joke): "We start at St. Mary's, where the anti-abortion and anti-gay patriarch Archbishop Cordileone presides; this is a concentration of the Catholic Church's oppressive political agenda and view of women as less than human. We will march from there to Mitchell Brothers Theater, an old and "well-established" strip club where women are objectified, their bodies are sold as commodities, and male entitlement to women's bodies is celebrated. Between the pope and pornographer, there is no fundamental difference! Both reduce women to objects, and we will be there to say loudly and defiantly, we CAN and MUST do better than a world where half of humanity is systematically used and abused just because they were born female. Stop the war on women! Stand up - Speak out - Protest - March! Â• End Pornography and Patriarchy: The Enslavement & Degradation of Women! Â• Abortion on Demand and Without Apology! Â• Fight for the Liberation of Women All Over the World! Abortion rights are in a state of emergency! 203 new restrictions to abortion were passed in the last three years. Five states have only one abortion clinic left. Anti-woman bigots harass women at abortion clinics across the country. 97% of rural counties have no abortion providers. Upcoming court rulings threaten to close dozens more clinics nation-wide. Forcing women to have children against their will is a form of enslavement! Meanwhile, women are slammed backwards in every realm: from the mainstreaming of violent and degrading pornography to the global epidemic of rape, from a culture that celebrates pimping to the shaming of women who choose to have sex, and from the sexual enslavement of millions of women and girls in the sex industry to the widespread celebration of Pope Francis while he has changed nothing of church doctrine that enslaves and humiliates women and LGBT people. Take to the streets this International Women's Day. Through our public resistance we will expose the illegitimacy of this whole war on women and put the woman-haters on notice that we will not sit silently by. We will express our outrage and bring alive a culture of defiance and liberation. We will wake up and rally forth many thousands more, refusing to stop until we win. "

Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 04:01 PM (mizYg)

357 DiT woke up naked , with peanut butter on his chest .

The old buttery nipple gag. Love it.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 04:02 PM (P7Wsr)

358

I am taking a smoking hot woman shooting next week. I jokingly said she should go in daisy dukes, but decided it would be a bad idea.

Multiple men would have accidental discharges and their girlfriends would not so accidently shoot them for looking.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:02 PM (LN8KM)

359 All in all, despite the dire situation the country is in, we do manage to have fun here. Can you imagine the case of the vapors a lefty would get if he/she/it stumbled across this?

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 04:02 PM (sdi6R)

360 Zombie, So I take those are *not* sex positive feminists then. Although they do support abortion, so now I'm all confused.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 04:03 PM (hFL/3)

361

Somebody mentioned Alexandra Daddario!

http://tinyurl.com/ll22ag4 , http://tinyurl.com/pgubx37

Posted by: puddleglum at March 07, 2014 04:03 PM (15w2J)

362 SEAL Team 6 wonders what happened to the 'smart military blog'

Posted by: NCwoof at March 07, 2014 04:03 PM (aUQgu)

363 I'm thinking this thread is ... evolving.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 04:03 PM (JBggj)

364 OMFG.

THE WRISTERS.

I JUST...

I CAN'T EVEN... Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:00 PM (CA2NO)

I KNOW RIGHT!

Oh by the by, I decided that you and I are going to cohost a show on Women's Issues. Just thought I should, you know, tell you that.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:03 PM (Gk3SS)

365 MWR, learn to tolerate the spiders. If all the scary spiders disappeared, we would be overrun by creepy crawly insects within a week.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 04:03 PM (vVSOO)

366 Yeah, your doberman rubbing his nips on that guy will make him regret it. Posted by: bonhomme Have you tasted Doberman milk? I have, and it's not pleasant. Being rubbed by Doberman nips leaves a stank you can't get off for days.

Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 04:03 PM (mizYg)

367 357 These people are mental

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 04:04 PM (KU72u)

368 Yeah, that safety pin might puncture.......stuff Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 07:59 PM (vVSOO) I will have you know I am in my pajamas and there are no safety pins to be found. But I'm still not trampolining, oh woe is me! Maybe we should get a projector and show the video of me getting jiggy with it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 08:00 PM (GEICT) MAKE. THIS. HAPPEN.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:04 PM (CA2NO)

369

BTW, she has an awesome personality. If i was not already engaged....

Zombie, holy cow. Get those people some lithium, stat!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:04 PM (LN8KM)

370 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:01 PM (CA2NO) I'm with you on the spiders, I had a recluse get about one inch from me when I lived in NM. I freaking hate spiders, you could hear the tarantulas walking around outside like puppies.

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:05 PM (10H0T)

371

My good friend Ace, you ogtha apologize for your blatant discrinimation, er, discrimination.

As soon as possible.

And have you ever considered the other-genedered Americans?

No, you haven't,. they deserve a huge apology.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at March 07, 2014 04:05 PM (HQml1)

372 zombie at March 07, 2014 08:01 PM

The nine exclamation marks in that screed are what let me know the author is serious.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 07, 2014 04:05 PM (P7Wsr)

373 We start at St. Mary's, where the anti-abortion and anti-gay patriarch Archbishop Cordileone presides; I did not have to read any further to know it was San Fran and zombie was the poster.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at March 07, 2014 04:05 PM (CnA98)

374 Zombie... Sounds like those vagina cupcakes my niece made this week would fit right in at that event.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 04:05 PM (N/cFh)

375 363 Correction:

DEVGRU wonders

Posted by: NCwoof at March 07, 2014 04:05 PM (aUQgu)

376 126 Wow -- all my favorite things! Gee thanks, Ace! *snif*

Posted by: female lurker, who just for the record has ample advance supplies of the monthly needs, you inconsid at March 07, 2014 07:15 PM (whMsz)

I like every single thing about this comment.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 07, 2014 07:18 PM (TVDmb)

Including the fact that pixy cut her off before she could finish her sentence.

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2014 04:05 PM (LI48c)

377 Oh by the by, I decided that you and I are going to cohost a show on Women's Issues. Just thought I should, you know, tell you that. Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:03 PM (Gk3SS) Oh, hey! Thanks for letting me know!

I am, of course, totally down for that. Just make sure that there aren't any potential weapons within arm's reach while I'm there. I tend to get.... very ANIMATED when it comes to "women's" "issues," as you know.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:05 PM (CA2NO)

378 Are all you bitchez havin a good time????.....hey heyyy!...I'm Rick James, bitchez!

Posted by: Rick James at March 07, 2014 04:05 PM (sr7ZF)

379 I am taking a smoking hot woman shooting next week. I jokingly said she should go in daisy dukes, but decided it would be a bad idea. 1. You dumbass! 2. You know what to do.

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 04:06 PM (doBIb)

380 >>Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 08:01 PM (mizYg)

OMG, what humorless shrews!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2014 04:06 PM (aq/zi)

381
Ouch

On Drudge, Boeing 777 enroute from Malaysia to Beijing has gone missing.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 07, 2014 04:06 PM (0IhFx)

382 "And have you ever considered the other-genedered Americans?" Other-gendered? Check your privilege! You are just upholding the malenormative social structure!

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 04:06 PM (hFL/3)

383

Wait, you have to milk female dobermans?

Good to know...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:06 PM (LN8KM)

384 MWR, learn to tolerate the spiders. If all the scary spiders disappeared, we would be overrun by creepy crawly insects within a week. Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 08:03 PM (vVSOO) Oh trust me, I know. I have no problem with spiders so long as I don't have to see them. If they're outside doing their thing, fine. Not a problem. I stay out of their crib. But when they come inside? Stay out of my sight, arachnid bastards. Because if I see you, IT'S ON, BITCHES.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:07 PM (CA2NO)

385 I need an international day for me. I always feel so abused.

Posted by: !!!!!!!! at March 07, 2014 04:07 PM (TVDmb)

386 333 You did miss the spider element though. Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 07:57 PM (MtC8f) ssshhh! Oh too late.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 04:07 PM (oFCZn)

387 I bought the wife (now ex) the fancy Maytag Neptune Washer/dryer she wanted. And was happy to do It since she liked them so much she would not allow me to use them. And clean clothes would magically appear in my closet and drawers.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 07, 2014 04:07 PM (TI3xG)

388 But what does Johnny Coldcuts have to say about this?

To all of the moronettes - from LauraW's hump to Alex the Chick's stepstool - I give a golf clap of appreciation and a Queen Elizabeth II wave of acknowledgement.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 04:07 PM (gmoEG)

389 Well I was being the somebody who loaded the dishwasher. The wham song seems kind of like false advertising knowing what we know now.

Posted by: NCKate at March 07, 2014 04:08 PM (y7PFk)

390 For you lesbian ettes : http://tinyurl.com/mafdzcz

Posted by: Dr Seuss aka Dr Spank at March 07, 2014 04:08 PM (slXFW)

391 where's my GD sammich?

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:08 PM (10H0T)

392 JK

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:08 PM (10H0T)

393 Nice pics ATC,

Why don't we live closer, so we can do happy hour, dangit. Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 07:59 PM (10H0T)

I know, it is to weep.

So jealous of your hash. So jealous.

Oh and there's also this:

http://youtu.be/xhORTQcFK-A

Oh and wheatie, thank you very much for that link. Mmmhmmm.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:08 PM (Gk3SS)

394 "Oh by the by, I decided that you and I are going to cohost a show on Women's Issues. Just thought I should, you know, tell you that."
Posted by: alexthechick

I can help! I can help!

*gasp*

I can help!

Can U haz help?

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 04:09 PM (lq3Ak)

395 DAMN YOU, RWC. Join Cochran in the fire. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:01 PM (CA2NO) It was just the word. Here you go - http://tinyurl.com/n5q9c4d Trust me.

Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 04:09 PM (MtC8f)

396 MWR......Jammies......Trampoline.......Dayum!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 04:09 PM (vVSOO)

397 The latest on the Malaysian plane NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker 4m Malaysia Airlines loses contact with plane carrying 239 people en route from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing http://t.co/nt9SgSDVRV

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 07, 2014 04:09 PM (DmNpO)

398 I freaking hate spiders, you could hear the tarantulas walking around outside like puppies. Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 08:05 PM (10H0T) ... I'm just going to go lie down in my hermetically-sealed bubble room now.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:09 PM (CA2NO)

399 Spiders can be shot. Leaves big hole in sheetrock. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 07, 2014 04:09 PM (aUQgu)

400

EC, she shot me down first on the Daisy Dukes. I merely went along with her decision. She's that awesome/hot.

She could ask me to stick my *enis into a bug zapper and I'd ask for how long.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:10 PM (LN8KM)

401 And here's another fantabulous International Woman's Day event in SF -- featuring (wait for it) GIGANTIC NIPS!!!!! http://www.mynakedtruth.tv/2014/02/stand-up-for-body-freedom/ (NSFW) "NUDITY BAN PROTEST ON INTERNATIONAL WOMENÂ’S DAY Â– SATURDAY, MARCH 8 @ 12 NOON @ JANE WARNER PLAZA (MARKET AND CASTRO) SF Please join us for another protest against the nudity ban on International WomenÂ’s Day. We will be focusing on womenÂ’s rights to body freedom and lack thereof. Please join us naked, dressed or topfree. It is legal for women to be topfree in San Francisco."

Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 04:10 PM (mizYg)

402 Oh, hey! Thanks for letting me know! I am, of course, totally down for that. Just make sure that there aren't any potential weapons within arm's reach while I'm there. I tend to get.... very ANIMATED when it comes to "women's" "issues," as you know. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:05 PM (CA2NO) And no one mentioned face sized spiders in relation to your new show. No one.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 04:10 PM (oFCZn)

403 A show on wimmenz issues ? ........ wimmenz have issues ?? Who knew ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 04:11 PM (XWw96)

404 On Drudge, Boeing 777 enroute from Malaysia to Beijing has gone missing. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 07, 2014 08:06 PM (0IhFx) Well that can't be good.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:11 PM (CA2NO)

405 Fine fine fine. Karl Urban. Yes, this time it is actually him. http://tinypic.com/r/14xgjte/8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:11 PM (GEICT)

406 "It is legal for women to be topfree in San Francisco."
Posted by: zombie

I can help. *catches breath* Eye kin HALP!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 04:11 PM (lq3Ak)

407 I'm just going to go lie down in my hermetically-sealed bubble room now. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:09 PM (CA2NO) Take comment 396 with you.

Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 04:12 PM (MtC8f)

408 Spiders can be shot. Leaves big hole in sheetrock. Ask me how I know. Posted by: NCwoof at March 07, 2014 08:09 PM (aUQgu) This? This is why I come here, folks.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:12 PM (CA2NO)

409 I was going to do Karl Urban or something but girls like him so that's not funny.

Posted by: ace at March 07, 2014 07:55 PM (/FnUH)

Dude just include a pic of him standing beside the female detective on Almost Human. Minka Kelly

http://tinyurl.com/ltao46u

Posted by: buzzion at March 07, 2014 04:12 PM (LI48c)

410 For you lesbian ettes : http://tinyurl.com/mafdzcz Posted by: Dr Seuss aka Dr Spank at March 07, 2014 08:08 PM (slXFW) She's not my type. Cute but I prefer http://www.deviantart.com/art/Ziva-David-317279642

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:12 PM (10H0T)

411 Good luck BC

Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 04:12 PM (MtC8f)

412 293 I thought Marcotte got run over by a steamroller in Israel or is that a different meme? Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 07, 2014 07:50 PM (gorVZ) It was a Caterpillar D9. Unfortunately Marcotte wasn't there.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 04:13 PM (5ujLp)

413 Did the NORKS shoot another missile?

Posted by: CDR M at March 07, 2014 04:13 PM (LsJl8)

414 >>>where's my GD sammich? I got it for you. Bread is in the bread box. Meat, veggies and mustard are in the fridge. Make me one while you're up? Thanks, sweetcheeks.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 04:13 PM (eQJwb)

415 we got a barreling in the thread below

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2014 04:13 PM (30eLQ)

416 Zombie: Oh good LORD. I don't know how you stand it. I'd be locked away in a padded room, rocking back and forth and banging my head against the wall from insanity if I lived anywhere NEAR that bullshit!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:13 PM (CA2NO)

417 Oh and there's also this: http://youtu.be/xhORTQcFK-A Thanks for that AtC. I'll be giving that to the womenfolk at Camp Canuck for sure. They love thems some John and Dorian.

Posted by: !!!!!!!! at March 07, 2014 04:13 PM (TVDmb)

418 411 For you lesbian ettes : http://tinyurl.com/mafdzcz Posted by: Dr Seuss aka Dr Spank at March 07, 2014 08:08 PM (slXFW) She's not my type. Cute but I prefer http://www.deviantart.com/art/Ziva-David-317279642 Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 08:12 PM (10H0T) Peek a booby?

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 04:13 PM (doBIb)

419 Wait, you have to milk female dobermans? Good to know... Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale Did I say my dog was female? With strong enough suction, you can slurp Doberman milk straight from the otherwise unused nips of male Dobermans. Not that I've tried this or anything. Never. Not once. In unrelated news, anyone want to invest in my new KickStarter project, DoberMilk?

Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 04:13 PM (mizYg)

420

I used to laugh at women and their spider phobia......until one the size of my hand charged me.

Augh! Squish!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:13 PM (LN8KM)

421 Off exclamatory sock!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 07, 2014 04:13 PM (TVDmb)

422 Posted by: ace at March 07, 2014 07:55 PM (/FnUH)

Haha, then you chose well!

However, if Baker weren't an Obot, I could like him... just for his Aussie accent alone.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 07, 2014 04:13 PM (KL49F)

423 I prefer to think of us as collaborators

Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 04:14 PM (zOTsN)

424 Fine fine fine. Karl Urban. Yes, this time it is actually him. http://tinypic.com/r/14xgjte/8 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 08:11 PM (GEICT) YOU ARE A BAD MAN.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:14 PM (CA2NO)

425 ...

I'm just going to go lie down in my hermetically-sealed bubble room now. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:09 PM (CA2NO)

Scoot over.

Also FUCK YOU BC. FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS WITH THE BARBED COCK OF SATAN.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:14 PM (Gk3SS)

426 It was a Caterpillar D9. Unfortunately Marcotte wasn't there. Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 08:13 PM
==========
Heyyyyyy ... why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 04:15 PM (JBggj)

427 YOU ARE A BAD MAN. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:14 PM (CA2NO) I will quote my grandfather hereÂ…"When I'm good, I'm good, but when I'm bad, I'm really good."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:15 PM (GEICT)

428 I got it for you. Bread is in the bread box. Meat, veggies and mustard are in the fridge. Make me one while you're up? Thanks, sweetcheeks. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 08:13 PM (eQJwb) I feel a power struggle coming on... pretty sure I'm gonna win

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:15 PM (10H0T)

429 Did the NORKS shoot another missile? Flight route puts it close, but time since contact lost seems outside of NK range. Very lucky for NK.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at March 07, 2014 04:15 PM (CnA98)

430 Zombie, sell it as organic milk and you will be a biiiig hit in CA, OR, and WA state.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:15 PM (LN8KM)

431 Oh and there's also this: http://youtu.be/xhORTQcFK-A Why hello, beautiful Karl Urban. Come on over. I'll make you a sammich.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:15 PM (CA2NO)

432 I got it for you. Bread is in the bread box. Meat, veggies and mustard are in the fridge. Make me one while you're up? Thanks, ~~sweetcheeks~~ sugar tits. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 08:13 PM (eQJwb) Modified for the AoSHQ Lifestyle

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:15 PM (yz6yg)

433 100 *kbdabear, please pick up the white courtesy phone* He needs to inject this thread with photos of head sized boobs with guns and Kate Upton. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 07:14 PM (oFCZn) Oh, the WHITE courtesy phone ... Since I cannot complete Ace's set with pics of Steak and a Blowjob, I'll be happy to comply with your request This week's Kateurday pic http://tinyurl.com/koju35n and here's the Big Boobeh and Gun pic http://tinyurl.com/k5brsr6

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 04:16 PM (aTXUx)

434 how is all of this international? is that a Canadian bacon sammich or something?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 07, 2014 04:16 PM (KgN8K)

435 Hold up a minute SMOD. This is worth sticking around for.

Posted by: dogfish at March 07, 2014 04:16 PM (nsOJa)

436 385 I have no problem with spiders so long as I don't have to see them. If they're outside doing their thing, fine. Not a problem. I stay out of their crib. But when they come inside? Stay out of my sight, arachnid bastards. Because if I see you, IT'S ON, BITCHES. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:07 PM (CA2NO) Me too. And that goes double for centipedes.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 04:16 PM (sdi6R)

437 Man, Karl Urban having an O gif gets no love. You 'ettes ar a picky lot.

Posted by: RWC at March 07, 2014 04:17 PM (MtC8f)

438 >>>I feel a power struggle coming on... pretty sure I'm gonna win Ok, you win. Can I get about four slices of crispy bacon on that sammich?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 04:17 PM (eQJwb)

439 437 I hate spiders too. I really hate potato bugs.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 04:17 PM (KU72u)

440 With strong enough suction, you can slurp Doberman milk straight from the otherwise unused nips of male Dobermans. I am agog.

Posted by: toby928© at March 07, 2014 04:17 PM (QupBk)

441 Wow. That was a REALLY angry email I just got. *snicker*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:17 PM (GEICT)

442 Put Ziva's head on Kate's body. I mean what, I did not click on those links, why do you ask?

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 04:17 PM (hFL/3)

443 This week's Kateurday pic http://tinyurl.com/koju35n and here's the Big Boobeh and Gun pic http://tinyurl.com/k5brsr6 Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 08:16 PM (aTXUx) WOOT!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 04:18 PM (oFCZn)

444 Hey Spypeach, you want me to drive over there and smack him around a bit?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 04:18 PM (N/cFh)

445 Sigh. Top-loading washer, guys. The front-loaders don't get anywhere near the mileage. A sandwich? Thanks. But no more cats - there are already to many in my house, and no, dammit, I don't care how cute they look. Or gaze at you with those big pleading eyes ... Oh, sure. Just use the litterbox on the left. Please. No messes on the linoleum.

Posted by: Sgt. Mom at March 07, 2014 04:18 PM (Asjr7)

446 I used to see Tarantulas off highway 1 when we would go to the beach, the guys always wanted to bring them home. I HATE spiders

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 04:19 PM (KU72u)

447 441 With strong enough suction, you can slurp Doberman milk straight from the otherwise unused nips of male Dobermans. I am agog. Posted by: toby928Â© "Agog" is the word I most crave in replies to my comments. Today, therefore, has been a success.

Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 04:19 PM (mizYg)

448 402 And here's another fantabulous International Woman's Day event in SF -- featuring (wait for it) GIGANTIC NIPS!!!!! http://www.mynakedtruth.tv/2014/02/stand-up-for-body-freedom/ (NSFW) "NUDITY BAN PROTEST ON INTERNATIONAL WOMENÂ’S DAY Â– SATURDAY, MARCH 8 @ 12 NOON @ JANE WARNER PLAZA (MARKET AND CASTRO) SF Please join us for another protest against the nudity ban on International WomenÂ’s Day. We will be focusing on womenÂ’s rights to body freedom and lack thereof. Please join us naked, dressed or topfree. It is legal for women to be topfree in San Francisco." Posted by: zombie at March 07, 2014 08:10 PM (mizYg) Jayzus. Why are the wimminz that do these things NOT the ones you want to see nekkid?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 04:19 PM (NEBV7)

449 See that pic of boobehs and a gun are germane to International Wimmins Day because the boobs cover two time zones.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 04:19 PM (oFCZn)

450 >>And that goes double for centipedes.

Ugh - spiders are preferable to those. Hate bugs.

**flashes back to chaperoning my son's field trip to the Butterfly Pavilion where they had us hold giant cockroach-beetle beasts from the Amazon**

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2014 04:19 PM (aq/zi)

451 Yeah, I've heard the front-loaders kind of suck and start smelling bad. They're just so pretty...

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 04:19 PM (hFL/3)

452 Ok, you win. Can I get about four slices of crispy bacon on that sammich? Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 08:17 PM (eQJwb) Bacon sounds great, can you throw some avocado on that while your at it, I'll be sitting by the fire waiting, also I need a refill on my wine...

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:19 PM (10H0T)

453 Malaysia, Muslim country. This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 04:19 PM (0FSuD)

454 452 Yeah, I've heard the front-loaders kind of suck and start smelling bad. They're just so pretty... That and they don't work.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 04:20 PM (0FSuD)

455 435 how is all of this international? is that a Canadian bacon sammich or something? Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 07, 2014 08:16 PM (KgN8K) --- I AM AN INTERNATIONAL WOMAN I DEMAND CAKE

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 04:20 PM (N/cFh)

456 Aw, Zombie! Did you have to go there? Even the loneliest sheepherder in Bumfuckistan is going "Sheep?...that girl?.....sheep?.....that girl?.....Definitely the Sheep. At least I won't have to put up with her lecturing me all day."

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 04:20 PM (vVSOO)

457 *raise hand*

I, too, would like some cake. And some bacon.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:21 PM (Gk3SS)

458 http://tinyurl.com/k5brsr6 Lousy trigger discipline. But, BOOBS!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 04:21 PM (NEBV7)

459 286 I had those shoes. I decided that Cuban Hooker doesn't go with ginger. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 07:49 PM (N/cFh) We STRONGLY beg to differ. Strongly.

Posted by: joncelli at March 07, 2014 04:21 PM (/AYWV)

460 Hey Spypeach, you want me to drive over there and smack him around a bit? Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 08:18 PM (N/cFh) I think DC would like that too much.. Hey, I know we live close enough for a HH one of these nights?

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:21 PM (10H0T)

461 Bacon sounds great, can you throw some avocado on that while your at it, I'll be sitting by the fire waiting, also I need a refill on my ~~wine~~ whine... Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 08:19 PM (10H0T) Sorry, it had to be fixed to keep with the theme of the thread. Next timeÂ…barrel.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:21 PM (yz6yg)

462 With an army of gigantic nips I could have held Iwo Jima indefinitely.

Posted by: Lt. Gen. Tadamichi Kuribayashi at March 07, 2014 04:21 PM (8ZskC)

463 Scoot over. *scoots* I have cookies.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:22 PM (CA2NO)

464 452 I have the one in the picture and they do stink and you have to run a drum cleaning cycle. They take a lot longer to do a load as well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 04:22 PM (KU72u)

465 "That and they don't work." Yeah, the enviroweenies managed to screw up washing clothes. Have I gone on my weekly rant about the plastic bag ban yet? How it makes literally every day of my life worse for no benefit whatsoever? *deep breath. deeep breath*

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 04:22 PM (hFL/3)

466 I believe I have one or two pieces of praline bacon left in the frig. brb.

Posted by: toby928© at March 07, 2014 04:22 PM (QupBk)

467 I always enjoyed being female, and now, thanks to Ace, I know why. Modern appliances and push up bras!

Posted by: ALH, grandma of one at March 07, 2014 04:23 PM (a57bf)

468 467 I believe I have one or two pieces of praline bacon left in the frig. brb. Posted by: toby928Â© at March 07, 2014 08:22 PM (QupBk) That sounds tasty. Hook a brother up, would you?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 04:23 PM (NEBV7)

469 >>>Bacon sounds great, can you throw some avocado on that while your at it, I'll be sitting by the fire waiting, also I need a refill on my wine... Well, a gentleman never fails to refill a lady's glass. Pays dividends, doncha know. Now that you mention it, my own water dish is empty. Back in a few.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 04:23 PM (eQJwb)

470 I, too, would like some cake. And some bacon. Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:21 PM (Gk3SS) Your wish is my command. http://tinyurl.com/bwrsdes

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:23 PM (yz6yg)

471 *scoots*

I have cookies.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:22 PM (CA2NO)

Mmmmm cookies. Vodka? *offers bottle*

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:23 PM (Gk3SS)

472

Sgt. Mom that MF'r is getting a magazine of 7.62x39 for that!!!!

GRRRR. Mine! Mine! Mine!!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:23 PM (LN8KM)

473 Sorry, it had to be fixed to keep with the theme of the thread. Next timeÂ…barrel. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:21 PM (yz6yg) I've got your whine right here, but first you will .....

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:24 PM (10H0T)

474 I've got your whine right here, but first you will ..... Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 08:24 PM (10H0T) *ponders* You know, just go right ahead and finish that thought, 'cause I think I'd be OK with it. Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:25 PM (yz6yg)

475 "Demanding" stuff only works with A.D.D. -type ind...

HAH! Look at those bunnies!

*here's a dollar*

...go away.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 04:25 PM (lq3Ak)

476 474 Sorry, it had to be fixed to keep with the theme of the thread. Next timeÂ…barrel. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:21 PM (yz6yg) I've got your whine right here, but first you will ..... Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 08:24 PM (10H0T) You're a tranny?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 04:25 PM (NEBV7)

477 I've got your whine right here, but first you will ..... Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 08:24 PM (10H0T) Direct you to the kitchen?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:26 PM (GEICT)

478 Mmmmm cookies. Vodka? *offers bottle* Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:23 PM (Gk3SS) Oh, thank you! Any other 'Ettes wanna come over? We can sit around in our jammies and talk about boys. Or we can say, "Fuck Obama" a lot and draw penises on pictures of Hillary Clinton's face. That's fun, too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:26 PM (CA2NO)

479 Yeah, I've heard the front-loaders kind of suck and start smelling bad. They're just so pretty... I've had two front loaders and never had a problem with them smelling or working. I make my own detergent, I don't know if that has anything to do with it.

Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 04:26 PM (PGO8C)

480

My private hell.

I am Cuban and Irish.

I worship female gingers. God help me.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:26 PM (LN8KM)

481 Let me get this straight:Blacks and Gays each get their own month and all we womyn get is a freakin' day?

::embarks on 5000 word rant for my womyn's themed blog::

Posted by: Feminist at March 07, 2014 04:26 PM (aq/zi)

482 All you ladies, I'm still exited I just met Kurt Russell today. He really did pour our wine. He was very nice. He had a Syrah blend he likes to pair with elk. He hunts. I was shocked.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 04:26 PM (KU72u)

483 *bounds over to MWR's slumber party*

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 04:26 PM (hFL/3)

484 had a dream once where i was with a film crew in Bali doing some kinda nature documentary and they had me covered up with bugs like you see them do with bees and all. i suppose the footage of me running and screaming has to be somewheres in my brain

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 07, 2014 04:27 PM (KgN8K)

485 ok.... I guess it doesn't work as well when a woman does it, since guys are all sluts.

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:27 PM (10H0T)

486 Bunnies are fluffy like Koalas, only they chew and wiggle their noses!

HAH!

*boing*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 04:27 PM (lq3Ak)

487 My private hell. I am Cuban and Irish. I worship female gingers. God help me. Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 08:26 PM (LN8KM) *nods sagely* ::: fist bump :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:27 PM (yz6yg)

488 Any other 'Ettes wanna come over? We can sit around in our jammies and talk about boys. Or we can say, "Fuck Obama" a lot and draw penises on pictures of Hillary Clinton's face. That's fun, too. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:26 PM (CA2NO) *peers in window*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 04:27 PM (oFCZn)

489 All you ladies, I'm still exited I just met Kurt Russell today. He really did pour our wine. He was very nice. He had a Syrah blend he likes to pair with elk. He hunts. I was shocked. Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 08:26 PM (KU72u) AHHHH!! You lucky girl! You got to meet Snake Plisken!!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:27 PM (CA2NO)

490 Your wish is my command.

http://tinyurl.com/bwrsdes Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:23 PM (yz6yg)

Thank you, Bannion. You are a kind and gracious person unlike others who will totally be named BC you suck out loud.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:27 PM (Gk3SS)

491 How is Snake Plissken doing? I'm a fan.

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 04:27 PM (doBIb)

492 461 I think DC would like that too much.. Hey, I know we live close enough for a HH one of these nights? Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 08:21 PM (10H0T) --- Hobo hunt?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 04:27 PM (N/cFh)

493 *raise hand*

I, too, would like some cake. And some bacon.
Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:21 PM
===
Bannion only brings the pic. A true giver provides a ... recipe!

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/knczrpv

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 04:27 PM (JBggj)

494 489 Any other 'Ettes wanna come over? We can sit around in our jammies and talk about boys. Or we can say, "Fuck Obama" a lot and draw penises on pictures of Hillary Clinton's face. That's fun, too. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:26 PM (CA2NO) *peers in window* Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 08:27 PM (oFCZn) Any moment the pillow fight will break out. Any moment now...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 04:28 PM (NEBV7)

495 "It's the International Day of Women." And if you are married to a nice slavic girl, she probably has hinted this a dozen times the last few days. How do you say "Hallmark Holiday" in russian?

Posted by: Ivan at March 07, 2014 04:28 PM (d0SZ/)

496 Yeah, the enviroweenies managed to screw up washing clothes.>>

Isn't the bigger problem the Phosphate rules that aligned with the front loaders coming back more than the Front loader is worse than a toploader?

Posted by: The Hickster at March 07, 2014 04:28 PM (TI3xG)

497 >>Or we can say, "Fuck Obama" a lot and draw penises on pictures of Hillary Clinton's face.

I'm in! Can we also make fun of Moochelle's hair?

Posted by: Feminist at March 07, 2014 04:28 PM (aq/zi)

498 Heya, Lauren! Come on in! Grab a pillow.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:29 PM (CA2NO)

499 Any moment the pillow fight will break out. Any moment now...

*gets ladder*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2014 04:29 PM (8ZskC)

500 Or we can say, "Fuck Obama" a lot and draw penises on pictures of Hillary Clinton's face. That's fun, too. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:26 PM (CA2NO) I'm up for a P.J. party

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:29 PM (10H0T)

501 *pushes Dack out of the way* Hey Guys! Quick! You gotta see this!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 04:29 PM (vVSOO)

502 All you ladies, I'm still exited I just met Kurt Russell today. He really did pour our wine. He was very nice. He had a Syrah blend he likes to pair with elk. He hunts. I was shocked. Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 08:26 PM (KU72u)

Oh wow that's awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:29 PM (Gk3SS)

503 Any other 'Ettes wanna come over? We can sit around in our jammies and talk about boys. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:26 PM (CA2NO) I'm picturing something like this. http://youtu.be/wkJ4yAX-olc Completely and utterly NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:29 PM (GEICT)

504 Any other 'Ettes wanna come over? We can sit around in our jammies and talk about boys. Or we can say, "Fuck Obama" a lot and draw penises on pictures of Hillary Clinton's face. That's fun, too. sure, I'm there, haven't been to one in years. sounds like fun, just close the blinds....

Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 04:29 PM (PGO8C)

505 We've got a 'plant' in everything.

Posted by: NSA + TMZ at March 07, 2014 04:29 PM (lq3Ak)

506 "Isn't the bigger problem the Phosphate rules that aligned with the front loaders coming back more than the Front loader is worse than a toploader?" I thought it had to do with the lack of the agitator.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 04:30 PM (hFL/3)

507 I didn't acknowledge who he was, he and his sister are opening a wine bar near me in an old saloon. Union hotel in Los Alamos, Ca. He was very nice and down to earth. I wanted to call him snake, but I refrained. Maria Shriver was in Los olivos last week and I heard she was stupid and spacey.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 04:30 PM (KU72u)

508 500 Any moment the pillow fight will break out. Any moment now... *gets ladder* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 07, 2014 08:29 PM (8ZskC) *checks light levels*

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 04:30 PM (doBIb)

509 I'm in! Can we also make fun of Moochelle's hair? Posted by: Feminist at March 07, 2014 08:28 PM (aq/zi) You mean that frosted monstrosity that makes it look like someone horked their cappucino onto the First Consort's head? Hell to the yes! *hands you a pillow*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:30 PM (CA2NO)

510

Waaaaay back when I was working retail I had a woman call in asking me to hold a piece of merchandise for her. She had a BEAUTIFUL Irish accent. It made me weak in the knees and dropped my IQ 40 points.

Then she came in.......and she was so desperately plain looks wise.

Then she spoke....and I melted. I both love and curse my Irish genes.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:31 PM (LN8KM)

511 How do you say "Hallmark Holiday" in russian? Posted by: Ivan at March 07, 2014 08:28 PM
======
Geeft Kard

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2014 04:31 PM (JBggj)

512 @481 Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale "My private hell. I am Cuban and Irish. I worship female gingers. God help me." Masochist. G-d is your only hope.

Posted by: Ivan at March 07, 2014 04:31 PM (d0SZ/)

513 The ettes are having a slumber party. BC, I swear, if that spycam shits the bed again I will hunt you down.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 04:31 PM (eQJwb)

514 Any woman who can't keep her preferred tampons in stock deserves whatever her man brings home. It's your business, ladies, tend to it. Semper Paratus! Also this post lacked one thing: http://tinyurl.com/c4y83xp

Posted by: sinalco at March 07, 2014 04:32 PM (V42Jv)

515 Oooh, good point, linda. spypeach, while you're over there can you close the bli- HEY! I think there are 'Rons out there peeping in at us!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:32 PM (CA2NO)

516 514 The ettes are having a slumber party. BC, I swear, if that spycam shits the bed again I will hunt you down. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 08:31 PM (eQJwb) Check my last link. Montage from the last one.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:32 PM (GEICT)

517 *pushes Dack out of the way* Hey Guys! Quick! You gotta see this! Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 08:29 PM (vVSOO) Just, whatever you do, don't tell me that MWR can make the tassels rotate in opposite directions simultaneously. Please. Don't.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:32 PM (yz6yg)

518 510 Cappuccino, good one. I did a spit take.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 04:32 PM (KU72u)

519 Hey, ok when's the next NOVA meet up?

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:33 PM (10H0T)

520 498 >>Or we can say, "Fuck Obama" a lot and draw penises on pictures of Hillary Clinton's face. I'm in! Can we also make fun of Moochelle's hair? Posted by: Feminist at March 07, 2014 08:28 PM (aq/zi) --- Hair is easily hanged. Her eyebrows, though... Jeez.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 04:33 PM (N/cFh)

521 I'm in! Can we also make fun of Moochelle's hair?

Posted by: Feminist at March 07, 2014 08:28 PM (aq/zi)

And boob belts.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:33 PM (Gk3SS)

522 Binders keepers!

Posted by: holygoat at March 07, 2014 04:33 PM (5Y+A+)

523 >>*hands you a pillow*

(sock off)
Thanks! Let's send antagonistic, drunken tweets to Marcotte after the drinks and pillow fight!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2014 04:33 PM (aq/zi)

524 Just, whatever you do, don't tell me that MWR can make the tassels rotate in opposite directions simultaneously. Please. Don't. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:32 PM (yz6yg) I don't know WHAT you mean, Bannion. I'm a good girl I am.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:33 PM (CA2NO)

525 We don't show enough appreciation for the things women do for us. For instance, holding our coffee for us while we drive http://tinyurl.com/p9mvool

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 04:33 PM (aTXUx)

526 HEY! I think there are 'Rons out there peeping in at us!
---------
No! No! We wouldn't do that honest! Not in a million bazillion years we wouldn't do that. Because Ravages.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 04:34 PM (vVSOO)

527 Thanks! Let's send antagonistic, drunken tweets to Marcotte after the drinks and pillow fight! Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2014 08:33 PM (aq/zi) YES. *hands around Jell-O shots*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:34 PM (CA2NO)

528 SHUT IT DOWN!!! THEY'RE ONTO US!

...---...

CoDe MaGeNtA.

Posted by: Camera Crew at March 07, 2014 04:34 PM (lq3Ak)

529 Ivan, is God a ginger?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:34 PM (LN8KM)

530 520 Hey, ok when's the next NOVA meet up? Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 08:33 PM (10H0T) June 21

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:34 PM (GEICT)

531 521 Michelle has the worst eyebrows Evah!

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 04:34 PM (KU72u)

532 Check my last link. Montage from the last one. If they need ANYTHING delivered , they can call me.

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 04:34 PM (XWw96)

533 I don't know WHAT you mean, Bannion. I'm a good girl I am. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:33 PM (CA2NO) giggle giggle

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:34 PM (10H0T)

534 I don't know WHAT you mean, Bannion. I'm a good girl I am. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:33 PM (CA2NO) No. No, I'm sure you don't. Not at all. Â…. EC? Light levels OK? You get a sound check yet?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:35 PM (yz6yg)

535 Looks like the ONT has arrived early.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 04:35 PM (0FSuD)

536 I thought it had to do with the lack of the agitator.>>

I have had a frontloader for 10 years. Never had a stink problem and the clothes come out clean. But I'm a guy so maybe because the clothes don't stink and I'm happy but missing something.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 07, 2014 04:35 PM (TI3xG)

537 Nobody, you know, knows what happened, exactly...

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 04:36 PM (lq3Ak)

538 Hey, ok when's the next NOVA meet up? Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 08:33 PM (10H0T) June 21 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 08:34 PM (GEICT) Do we have any idea of a location yet? I want to try and get a hotel close to the meetup spot so I can (hopefully) walk there.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:36 PM (CA2NO)

539 EC? Light levels OK? You get a sound check yet? Mic check. Mic check. Check 1. Check 2. Check 3. *thumbs up sign*

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 04:36 PM (doBIb)

540 I don't know WHAT you mean, Bannion. I'm a good girl I am. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:33 PM (CA2NO)

She is a very good girl indeed. *nods sagely*

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:36 PM (Gk3SS)

541 Wife of the Year http://tinyurl.com/lbcdzp8

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 04:36 PM (aTXUx)

542 @530 Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale "Ivan, is God a ginger?" You'll know when you meet him. Worked in Ireland back in 2000. Accents are sweet, especially girls from Donegal, but Irish women are nuts.

Posted by: Ivan at March 07, 2014 04:36 PM (d0SZ/)

543 537 I think it works well, as long as you leave the door open it won't smell. You also can't leave a load in the washer for very long or it will smell.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 04:37 PM (KU72u)

544 I'm ready for spring http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:37 PM (10H0T)

545 Do we have any idea of a location yet? I want to try and get a hotel close to the meetup spot so I can (hopefully) walk there. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:36 PM (CA2NO) UmmmÂ…No, not really. It may be in the same place. But not really sure at all yet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:37 PM (GEICT)

546 All shall love me, and despair!

Posted by: MIchele Obama's Landing Strip at March 07, 2014 04:37 PM (kQYXp)

547 Laura subbing for O'R has that half jew/ half puerto rican on with his horseshit going strong. Too bad nothing was in that safe.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 04:37 PM (0FSuD)

548 I thought it had to do with the lack of the agitator.>> No, it's mold growth in the door seals. If you actually follow directions and clean them as the manual says toÂ….no problem. And then you get the types who say, "Well who the hell has time for that?!??!" And the obvious answer is "People who like their washers to smell bad."

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:37 PM (yz6yg)

549 Thumbs up, spypeach!

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 04:38 PM (doBIb)

550 She is a very good girl indeed. *nods sagely* Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:36 PM (Gk3SS) AtC "good girl" or IRL "good girl"?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:38 PM (GEICT)

551 I will quote my grandfather hereÂ…"When I'm good, I'm good, but when I'm bad, I'm really good."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 08:15 PM (GEICT)

I thought that was Mae West: "When I'm good I am good; when I am bad I'm better."

Just go bing Mae West images.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 04:38 PM (gmoEG)

552 Do we have any idea of a location yet? I want to try and get a hotel close to the meetup spot so I can (hopefully) walk there. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:36 PM (CA2NO) Mostly likely the same place because it was the right combination of price and amenities that the Horde agreed to.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:39 PM (yz6yg)

553 If you actually follow directions and clean them as the manual says toÂ….no problem. Run a hot bleach cycle every now and then. Easy.

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 04:39 PM (doBIb)

554 531 520 Hey, ok when's the next NOVA meet up? Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 08:33 PM (10H0T) June 21 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 08:34 PM (GEICT) What are the odds of getting a Florida meet up one of these days?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 04:39 PM (NEBV7)

555 She is a very good girl indeed. *nods sagely* Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:36 PM (Gk3SS) Oh. I know. I do indeed. *wink*

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:39 PM (yz6yg)

556

If a meetup in AZ is ever suggested I can tell you which hotels to avoid along the I-17 corridor.

Now I know what you are thinking, Tillikum must be a slut.

I'm no slut. I get PAID damnit!

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:40 PM (LN8KM)

557 I have had a frontloader for 10 years. Never had a stink problem and the clothes come out clean. But I'm a guy so maybe because the clothes don't stink and I'm happy but missing something. Posted by: The Hickster at March 07, 2014 08:35 PM (TI3xG) I have found that men do not have the same sense of smell as we ladies do. My father couldn't smell a dead mouse if you left one on his pillow, while my mother and I could smell a dead mouse in the wall behind sheet rock, insulation, and a refrigerator. So it is entirely possible your frontloader is giving off a mighty pong and you just don't notice it. It's okay. We love you guys anyway.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:40 PM (CA2NO)

558 For that matter, how about a Colorado meet?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 04:40 PM (vVSOO)

559 Women do so much for us ... like hold our beer .. http://tinyurl.com/mese4ll

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 04:40 PM (aTXUx)

560 Hey, fellas, I'm losing power to the video. In fact, it's looks like this whole grid is going dark. I wonder what could be causing that?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 04:40 PM (eQJwb)

561 What are the odds of getting a Florida meet up one of these days? Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 08:39 PM (NEBV7) I know, I know. We need to. NDH and JohnE have both said that they're absolutely in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:40 PM (GEICT)

562 550 Thumbs up, spypeach! Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 08:38 PM (doBIb) sometimes there's a surprise in the nic

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:41 PM (10H0T)

563 She is a very good girl indeed. *nods sagely* Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:36 PM (Gk3SS) Thank you, my queen. You, too, are an innocent flower of delicate virtue.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:41 PM (CA2NO)

564 562 What are the odds of getting a Florida meet up one of these days? Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 08:39 PM (NEBV7) I know, I know. We need to. NDH and JohnE have both said that they're absolutely in. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 08:40 PM (GEICT) I would definitely be down for that.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 04:41 PM (NEBV7)

565 as for Eva Green, in the 300 sequel?

Posted by: coriolianus snw at March 07, 2014 04:41 PM (Jsiw/)

566 AtC "good girl" or IRL "good girl"? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 08:38 PM (GEICT)

Hey!

My definition of good is perfectly cromulent.

Mostly likely the same place because it was the right combination of price and amenities that the Horde agreed to.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:39 PM (yz6yg)

Okay I have one condition. You have to pinky swear that if the bill comes in high again you will tell us so we can chip in.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:41 PM (Gk3SS)

567 Mostly likely the same place because it was the right combination of price and amenities that the Horde agreed to. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:39 PM (yz6yg) SWEET!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:41 PM (CA2NO)

568 542 Wife of the Year http://tinyurl.com/lbcdzp8 Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 08:36 PM (aTXUx) Brought a tear to my eye it did.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 04:42 PM (oFCZn)

569 Hey, fellas, I'm losing power to the video. In fact, it's looks like this whole grid is going dark. I wonder what could be causing that? Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 08:40 PM (eQJwb) Look, we told youÂ…. Do NOT bogart the slumber party video. Next time, you'll listen.

Posted by: The NSA [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:42 PM (yz6yg)

570 Hey, fellas, I'm losing power to the video. In fact, it's looks like this whole grid is going dark. I wonder what could be causing that? I AM ALIVE.

Posted by: Self aware Sybian at March 07, 2014 04:42 PM (doBIb)

571 Run a hot bleach cycle every now and then.

Easy.>>

Likely why I've never had the stink problem and have also never read the manual. I love bleach and have white sheets. The bed kind not the Byrd kind.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 07, 2014 04:42 PM (TI3xG)

572 Re the Malaysian plane... It's definitely "down" somewhere, even if that means it has landed. the airline said that if it were flying it would have run out of fuel an hour ago. Appears lost over Vietnam.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 07, 2014 04:42 PM (DmNpO)

573 Okay I have one condition. You have to pinky swear that if the bill comes in high again you will tell us so we can chip in. Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:41 PM (Gk3SS) Thisthisthisthis

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:43 PM (CA2NO)

574 Okay I have one condition. You have to pinky swear that if the bill comes in high again you will tell us so we can chip in. Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:41 PM (Gk3SS) Right?!?!?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:43 PM (GEICT)

575 Okay I have one condition. You have to pinky swear that if the bill comes in high again you will tell us so we can chip in. Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:41 PM (Gk3SS) Yesssssss, dearrrrrrrr.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:43 PM (yz6yg)

576 571 Hey, fellas, I'm losing power to the video. In fact, it's looks like this whole grid is going dark. I wonder what could be causing that? I AM ALIVE. Posted by: Self aware Sybian at March 07, 2014 08:42 PM (doBIb) --- There is a Sybian for sale on Craigslist Baltimore. Jesus no.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 04:43 PM (N/cFh)

577 566 as for Eva Green, in the 300 sequel? Posted by: coriolianus snw at March 07, 2014 08:41 PM (Jsiw/) Does she get nekkid?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 04:43 PM (NEBV7)

578 Run a hot bleach cycle every now and then. Easy. Posted by: EC ----- Also, leave the door ajar after the clothes have been removed..., let it dry out. Otherwise the high humidity and warmth of the interior of the washer make for good growing conditions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 04:43 PM (aDwsi)

579

Ivan, crazy women LOVE me.

Fun, but attempts at long term relationships with said women means shorter lifespan for me.

Ever had a woman point/wave your own gun around? Yeah....

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:44 PM (LN8KM)

580 There is a Sybian for sale on Craigslist Baltimore. Jesus no. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 08:43 PM (N/cFh) Why in the hell do you know this?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:44 PM (GEICT)

581 Hey, fellas, I'm losing power to the video. In fact, it's looks like this whole grid is going dark. I wonder what could be causing that? Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 08:40 PM (eQJwb) Excuse me? Delicate flowers of innocent virtue here! HMPH! *pours another round of tequila*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:44 PM (CA2NO)

582 "I AM ALIVE."

Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can.

Posted by: GLaDos at March 07, 2014 04:44 PM (lq3Ak)

583 There is a Sybian for sale on Craigslist Baltimore. Not really a resale market for those huh?

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 04:44 PM (doBIb)

584 577 There is a Sybian for sale on Craigslist Baltimore. Jesus no. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 08:43 PM (N/cFh) Just use a little Lysol. Good as new!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 04:44 PM (NEBV7)

585 Why in the hell do you know this? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 08:44 PM (GEICT) I think it's obvious, no?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:44 PM (yz6yg)

586 There is a Sybian for sale on Craigslist Baltimore. Yeah, but it's a 2003 model. They claim 'Low Hours', but something smells fishy about the whole thing.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2014 04:45 PM (ThkMA)

587 There is a Sybian for sale on Craigslist Baltimore. Jesus no. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 08:43 PM (N/cFh) Who the hell buys a secondhand sex toy? Who is that desperate?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:45 PM (CA2NO)

588 569 542 Wife of the Year http://tinyurl.com/lbcdzp8 Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 08:36 PM (aTXUx) Where's the pizza? She's got to go back.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 04:45 PM (0FSuD)

589 Yesssssss, dearrrrrrrr. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:43 PM (yz6yg)

Good boy.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:45 PM (Gk3SS)

590 So if it's the International Day of Women, can I go to Hooters and get a complimentary woman if I show my veterans' card?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 07, 2014 04:45 PM (XO6WW)

591 "I'm in! Can we also make fun of Moochelle's hair?

Posted by: Feminist at March 07, 2014 08:28 PM (aq/zi)"

Did you see that Mooch has dyed her hair green? It's a bit early for St. Patrick's Day, no?

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 07, 2014 04:45 PM (KL49F)

592 Mae West would have been a moronette. She had class, and style. And more brass than the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 04:46 PM (gmoEG)

593 Who the hell buys a secondhand sex toy? Who is that desperate? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:45 PM (CA2NO) *ahem*

Posted by: Moron Nation [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:46 PM (yz6yg)

594 "Yeah, but it's a 2003 model. They claim 'Low Hours', but something smells fishy about the whole thing."
Posted by: garrett

*courteous applause*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 04:46 PM (lq3Ak)

595 Likely why I've never had the stink problem and have also never read the manual. Me too, I use bleach every once in a while. I never leave the door open, or dry the seal, or buy those expensive special front loader cleaners (which are probably just a bleach solution). I've never had an issue with clothes not getting clean either.

Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 04:46 PM (PGO8C)

596 Who the hell buys a secondhand sex toy? IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: Admiral Ack!bar at March 07, 2014 04:46 PM (ThkMA)

597 583 "I AM ALIVE." Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. Posted by: GLaDos at March 07, 2014 08:44 PM (lq3Ak) Â“When life gives you lemons, donÂ’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I donÂ’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeÂ’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? IÂ’m the man whoÂ’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! IÂ’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!Â”

Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 07, 2014 04:46 PM (NEBV7)

598 581 There is a Sybian for sale on Craigslist Baltimore. Jesus no. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 08:43 PM (N/cFh) Why in the hell do you know this? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 08:44 PM (GEICT) --- I was browsing, looking for a weight machine. It's listed under Health and Beauty. http://baltimore.craigslist.org/hab/4362372855.html

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 04:46 PM (N/cFh)

599 Yeah, but it's a 2003 model. They claim 'Low Hours', but something smells fishy about the whole thing. Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2014 08:45 PM (ThkMA) That pun was so bad, it even made ME groan, and I'm a pun aficionada.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:46 PM (CA2NO)

600 Good boy. Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:45 PM (Gk3SS) Actually BC and I had talked about raffling off a public spanking. Of you. We'd be drinking for years.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:47 PM (yz6yg)

601 garret wins .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 04:47 PM (XWw96)

602 Re the Malaysian plane...
Anyone remember that KAL flight that flew too close to Sakhalin Island? The Chinese are being awful frisky these days. Not that I'm blaming the Chinese, but history does have a way of repeating itself.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 04:47 PM (vVSOO)

603 Can you make lemonade on a Sybian?

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2014 04:47 PM (ThkMA)

604 579

Better idea? Don't buy one.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 07, 2014 04:47 PM (aUQgu)

605 Because ace is a giver, that's why.

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 04:48 PM (qbnUn)

606 I was browsing, looking for a weight machine. It's listed under Health and Beauty. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 08:46 PM (N/cFh) Oh, sure. Yeah. We believe you. You're good. ::: eye roll :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:48 PM (yz6yg)

607 "Yeah, but it's a 2003 model. They claim 'Low Hours', but something smells fishy about the whole thing." Posted by: garrett It was owned by a little old lady who only rode it on Sundays.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 04:48 PM (oFCZn)

608 We'd be drinking for years. Shut up and take our money.

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 04:48 PM (doBIb)

609 I was browsing, looking for a weight machine. It's listed under Health and Beauty. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 08:46 PM (N/cFh) Because of course it is. Imagine you're just flipping through the postings, looking for a balance ball, maybe a pedometer, and WHAM! Big ole used Sybian staring at you. Nightmare fuel, that is.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:48 PM (CA2NO)

610 Damn it, Bannion. My husband is hung like a buffalo and bangs like a 20-year-old. I don't need a sybian.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 04:49 PM (N/cFh)

611 We'd be drinking for years.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:47 PM (yz6yg)

Splatter tarps are in Aisle 4 of the outrage outlet. So are goggles. Cheaper than dry cleaning!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 04:49 PM (gmoEG)

612 Re the Malaysian plane... Anyone remember that KAL flight that flew too close to Sakhalin Island? The Chinese are being awful frisky these days. Not that I'm blaming the Chinese, but history does have a way of repeating itself. Posted by: LFW -------------------- That was the Rooskies. Congressman McDonald was aboard, I believe. A strong anti-communist. Turns out he was right ....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 04:49 PM (aDwsi)

613 Excuse me? Delicate flowers of innocent virtue here! HMPH! *pours another round of tequila* Who's belly are we licking the salt off of this time?

Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 04:49 PM (PGO8C)

614 Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 07, 2014 08:46 PM (NEBV7)

You just burned your best friend in this whole world. No one abandons the Companion Cube, let alone burns it in a fire.

You are a sociopath.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 04:49 PM (lq3Ak)

615

Gingy, come on. Help out my used dildo store.

It's next to the Ted Kennedy school of Driving and Swimming.

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 04:49 PM (LN8KM)

616 Since I have learned the lesson of never google stuff you don't know but see here.
Is a Sybian a type of Weasel?

Posted by: The Hickster at March 07, 2014 04:49 PM (TI3xG)

617 Damn it, Bannion. My husband is hung like a buffalo and bangs like a 20-year-old. I don't need a sybian. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 08:49 PM (N/cFh) And look what happened to the buffalo. Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:50 PM (yz6yg)

618 $950 is a lot of money for a love toy. Go to a bar, some old guy will take you home and you save $950.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 04:50 PM (0FSuD)

619 This one could be a problem walking back for Gingy .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 04:50 PM (XWw96)

620 Who's belly are we licking the salt off of this time? Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 08:49 PM (PGO8C) BRB. Bunk

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:50 PM (yz6yg)

621 Daily reminder: The best 'sandwich artists' at Subway are usually the dudes.

Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at March 07, 2014 04:50 PM (6j8ke)

622 Who's belly are we licking the salt off of this time? Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 08:49 PM (PGO8C) Oh, crap, good question. I lost track. Someone grab Sherry McEvil and tell her it's her turn.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:50 PM (CA2NO)

623 Don'y think the chicoms have been having any Problems with Malayasia lately. Unless Ping Dou Chung claimed that place too before he croaked.

Posted by: GMB Vote me for Spades O'Aces Ofishal Gramie R and nellin Spatzie g at March 07, 2014 04:51 PM (nkPV9)

624 Very original -- high heels, babies, kittens, washing machines -- women are nothing but the sum of their ladyparts, I get it, I really do. Ever wonder why I'm writing at Slate and you're basically still livejournaling like a tweenie? Rape culture is SO 2010. Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at March 07, 2014 07:40 PM (g2ldK) You say that like it's a BAD thing We do admire some things about you Mandy, like how did you grow such a great mustache? Writing for SLATE! Well, I am over-fuckin-whelmed. Let us know when you hit the superstardom of The Daily Beast

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 04:51 PM (aTXUx)

625 Splatter tarps are in Aisle 4 of the outrage outlet. So are goggles. Cheaper than dry cleaning! Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 08:49 PM (gmoEG) You rent power washers too, right? I'm askingÂ…for a friend.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:51 PM (yz6yg)

626 Does Maet know we started the ONT without him?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 04:51 PM (0FSuD)

627 >>Did you see that Mooch has dyed her hair green? It's a bit early for St. Patrick's Day, no?

Ugh! Lipstick on a pig.
Reminds me of an anecdote from Stephanopoulos' book where FLOTUS Hillary was polling poorly and Clinton thought it was because she had gotten a new hairdo. Yeah, that's it, Bill, it's her hair.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 07, 2014 04:52 PM (aq/zi)

628 Dammit, I've had too much wine now to go out for happy hour. Guess I'm stuck with you morons.

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:52 PM (10H0T)

629 "Damn it, Bannion. My husband is hung like a buffalo and bangs like a 20-year-old. I don't need a sybian."
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth

It was being sold at a good value. Me thinks thou doth protest too much, even though I believe in Dave.

The more you buy the more you save.

*kidding*

-People tell me that they don't know if I'm kidding or not.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 04:52 PM (lq3Ak)

630 Writing for SLATE! Well, I am over-fuckin-whelmed. Let us know when you hit the superstardom of The Daily Beast Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 08:51 PM (aTXUx) Anyone got some Unguentine? Cuz Marcotte's gonna need it for that BURRRRRN!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:52 PM (CA2NO)

631 623 Who's belly are we licking the salt off of this time? Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 08:49 PM (PGO8C) Oh, crap, good question. I lost track. Someone grab Sherry McEvil and tell her it's her turn. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:50 PM (CA2NO) I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 04:52 PM (5ujLp)

632 Guess I'm stuck with you morons. Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 08:52 PM (10H0T) ::: puppy eyes :::: ButÂ…but we're lovable!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:53 PM (yz6yg)

633 >>>I was browsing, looking for a weight machine. It's listed under Health and Beauty. Oh, god, that is too perfect. Also, I have a lat pulldown machine that I don't use in the basement, I'll be happy to give it to you. If you have an eight foot ceiling in the room where you want to put it. Comes with a bunch of bars and attachments and stuff. I need the space for the GHD machine I'm getting tomorrow anyway.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 04:53 PM (eQJwb)

634 Actually BC and I had talked about raffling off a public spanking.

Of you.

We'd be drinking for years. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:47 PM (yz6yg)

*ponders*

What's my cut?

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:53 PM (Gk3SS)

635 Who's belly are we licking the salt off of this time? Not it.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2014 04:53 PM (ThkMA)

636 KAL 007 was shot down over water. If the Malaysian jet was shot down over Vietnam...then either it was the Vietnamese or someone really went out of their way to violate Vietnamese airspace.

The Vietnamese do not need much provocation to get outraged at China. There is a long history between them that has nothing to do with our Vietnamese war.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 04:54 PM (gmoEG)

637 *ponders* What's my cut? Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:53 PM (Gk3SS) Thought you'd never ask. 60-40, house takes the 40.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:54 PM (yz6yg)

638 Re Malaysia plane. They just convicted an opposition leader of sodomy and sent him to jail for five years' Related? http://tinyurl.com/neb2e4o

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 04:54 PM (0FSuD)

639 Remember, Marcotte is the bloglady who wasn't classy enough for the John Edwards campaign.

This even though she discreetly didn't liveblog the noises coming from the motel room John shared with Rielle. Robbed, she was.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2014 04:54 PM (30eLQ)

640 Yep - zactly. Feminists don't love women. They hate men. Posted by: female lurker, who who cut off "you inconsiderate pigs" at the end of her last comment at March 07, 2014 07:31 PM (whMsz) Oohh!! I want that on a bumper sticker.

Posted by: I Won! at March 07, 2014 04:54 PM (gjIQF)

641 Actually BC and I had talked about raffling off a public spanking. Of you. We'd be drinking for years. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:47 PM (yz6yg) A public spanking OF AtC? Or BY AtC? Because I think you could make some decent scratch either way (providing our queen is amenable). Especiallly if she wears the stompy boots and carries the riding crop.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:54 PM (CA2NO)

642 The Neighbors has got to be the dumbest fuckin show ever made.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 07, 2014 04:55 PM (Q8vlx)

643 ::: puppy eyes :::: ButÂ…but we're lovable! Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:53 PM (yz6yg) soo true, guess i"ll pour another.

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 04:55 PM (10H0T)

644 Especiallly if she wears the stompy boots and carries the riding crop. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:54 PM (CA2NO) I'm starting to feel a littleÂ…dizzy. Bunk

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:55 PM (yz6yg)

645 You rent power washers too, right?

I'm askingÂ…for a friend.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:51 PM (yz6yg)

The finest in the land. Quality is the watchword at the Outrage Outlet and we stand behind our merchandise and bullet proof glass.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 04:56 PM (gmoEG)

646 Thought you'd never ask. 60-40, house takes the 40. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:54 PM (yz6yg)

Hmmmmm. I won't even ponder until 70-30.

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 04:56 PM (Gk3SS)

647 *ponders* What's my cut? Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:53 PM (Gk3SS) Don't forget to get the viral video ad revenue rights.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 07, 2014 04:57 PM (qyfb5)

648 Hmmmmm. I won't even ponder until 70-30. Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:56 PM (Gk3SS) You drive a hard bargain (SWIDT?) my Queen. 70-30 it is. I'll still be a millionaire by 10 p.m.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:57 PM (yz6yg)

649 I'm starting to feel a littleÂ…dizzy. Bunk Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:55 PM (yz6yg)

BTW, if/when you have a more clear idea of exactly where the MoMee will be, Bannion, will you email me? Or should I email you at the address from the last meet-up?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:57 PM (CA2NO)

650 What's my cut? Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:53 PM (Gk3SS) Every movie Karl Urban has ever been in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:57 PM (GEICT)

651 Anyone ever been to Sea Island in Georgia?

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 04:58 PM (hFL/3)

652 BTW, if/when you have a more clear idea of exactly where the MoMee will be, Bannion, will you email me? Or should I email you at the address from the last meet-up? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 07, 2014 08:57 PM (CA2NO) I will hunt you down. Â….. So to speak.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:58 PM (yz6yg)

653 The Neighbors has got to be the dumbest fuckin show ever made.>>

Yes it is running on my TV now on mute since I watched Outdoorman and then got interested in this early ONT. But I have to say I glanced over and damm that alien mom has a bod.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 07, 2014 04:58 PM (TI3xG)

654 2 questions: Aren't International women commies? Was that an environmentally friendly aquarium in the pic? Â….or was that some sort of drive thru hair dryer?

Posted by: ontherocks at March 07, 2014 04:58 PM (iDC8U)

655 559 For that matter, how about a Colorado meet?

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at March 07, 2014 08:40 PM (vVSOO)

We're looking at May in Wheatridge.

Posted by: Mindy at March 07, 2014 04:58 PM (Jjxi1)

656 Anyone ever been to Sea Island in Georgia? Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 08:58 PM (hFL/3) No, but I am a big fan of Edisto Island in SC. Same type of scenery.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 04:58 PM (yz6yg)

657 I wonder if that was actually Marcotte. I'm thinking it was.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 04:59 PM (oFCZn)

658 I just looked at the clock and realized its not even 9 PM, yet the comments have that "just home from the bar at half past way-too-late" tone. This means either a sub 200 comment ONT, or we're gonna get a talking to from management tomorrow. I'm rooting for the latter.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 04:59 PM (eQJwb)

659 Holy. Shit. 5 alarm EMERGENCY at the 1981 household. We have one pissed off and upset 3 yr old on our hands.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 04:59 PM (GEICT)

660 I'm rooting for the latter. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 08:59 PM (eQJwb) Rooting? Or rutting?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 05:00 PM (yz6yg)

661 232, 625: A-nother day . . . V-ery original . . . E-ver wonder . . . . A-ce . . . G-et going . . . E-isenhower needs . . . J-ust ask . . . O-h . . . E-njoy . . .

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at March 07, 2014 05:00 PM (KJ843)

662 660 Holy. Shit. 5 alarm EMERGENCY at the 1981 household. We have one pissed off and upset 3 yr old on our hands. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 08:59 PM (GEICT) Oh shit. What happened?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 05:00 PM (5ujLp)

663 658 I thought it was a parody.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2014 05:00 PM (KU72u)

664 I'm rooting for the latter. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 08:59 PM (eQJwb) I'm just praying that Ace doesn't choose tonight to do another ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:00 PM (GEICT)

665 I've decided to start my own blog. Link in my nic

Only one question to shave above the knee or not?

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 05:00 PM (10H0T)

666 We have one pissed off and upset 3 yr old on our hands. Bed time.

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 05:00 PM (doBIb)

667 What's my cut?

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 08:53 PM (Gk3SS)

Traditionally the Roman Legions would say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...and up.

Just adopt that one - it's a classic.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 05:00 PM (gmoEG)

668 Only one question to shave above the knee or not? Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 09:00 PM (10H0T) Yes, please.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 05:01 PM (yz6yg)

669 My husband has a long mustache.

Posted by: Mommo at March 07, 2014 05:01 PM (zDfhl)

670 We have one pissed off and upset 3 yr old on our hands. Half hour in the crawl space will fix that right up.

Posted by: garrett at March 07, 2014 05:01 PM (ThkMA)

671 Hickster: hot bod true dat.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 07, 2014 05:01 PM (Q8vlx)

672 Only one question to shave above the knee or not? How far above?

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 05:02 PM (doBIb)

673 Oh shit. What happened? Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 09:00 PM (5ujLp) The "night night friend" (stuffed animal that she sleeps with every night). She left it at the dance studio. She just told my wife that she's so sad without it that "her heart felt sick."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:02 PM (GEICT)

674 How about for the next NoVa meetup look at Toby Keiths at Stonebridge at Potomac Town Center? Great bar!!

Posted by: stourma at March 07, 2014 05:02 PM (lH3JR)

675 652 Anyone ever been to Sea Island in Georgia? Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 08:58 PM (hFL/3) Yes, really really nice AND expensive. Think the Greenbrier.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:02 PM (0FSuD)

676 Whatever.
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I find it unbelievasble that Hot Air's site code is more fucked up then this third tier watering hole.

Posted by: Borders Language Culture at March 07, 2014 05:02 PM (Cs2tJ)

677 >>>Rooting? Or rutting? Can't it be both?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 05:03 PM (eQJwb)

678 We have one pissed off and upset 3 yr old on our hands "Swaddling" with a straight jacket use to work for me.... Joking. Good luck, I don't miss that.

Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 05:04 PM (PGO8C)

679 I smell ozone.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:04 PM (GEICT)

680 674 Oh shit. What happened? Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 09:00 PM (5ujLp) The "night night friend" (stuffed animal that she sleeps with every night). She left it at the dance studio. She just told my wife that she's so sad without it that "her heart felt sick." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 09:02 PM (GEICT) Oh boy. That is quite traumatic for a three year old.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 05:04 PM (5ujLp)

681 She just told my wife that she's so sad without it that "her heart felt sick." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 09:02 PM (GEICT) Sounds like it's time for a little sleepy juice, Valu rite and OJ

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:04 PM (0FSuD)

682 "Yes, really really nice AND expensive. " Hmm... I'm looking at potential 10 year anniversary get aways. Worth it?

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 05:04 PM (hFL/3)

683 How about for the next NoVa meetup look at Toby Keiths at Stonebridge at Potomac Town Center? Great bar!! Posted by: stourma at March 07, 2014 09:02 PM (lH3JR) Toby Keith has a bar?

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 05:05 PM (10H0T)

684 I will hunt you down. Â….. So to speak. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 07, 2014 08:58 PM (yz6yg) WOOT! ... ... o_O Yeah...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 05:05 PM (CA2NO)

685 Start driving BC . It's easier , trust me .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 05:05 PM (XWw96)

686 Toby Keith has a bar? Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 09:05 PM (10H0T) He has a chain of bars.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 05:05 PM (yz6yg)

687 OT but since Ace hasn't reviewed it yet I think:

300: Rise of an Empire is so bad Wendy Davis filibustered for it....

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 07, 2014 05:06 PM (XO6WW)

688 Very original -- high heels, babies, kittens, washing machines -- women are nothing but the sum of their ladyparts, Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at March 07, 2014 07:40 PM (g2ldK) I didn't go to medical school, so could someone tell me where on a woman's anatomy I can find a kitten or a washing machine?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 05:06 PM (aTXUx)

689 >>>She just told my wife that she's so sad without it that "her heart felt sick." I know that feeling. "And no, the other friend just isn't gonna cut it. Get your ass in the car, daddy. I want my friend." If they weren't so cute, they would never reach adulthood.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 05:07 PM (eQJwb)

690 686 Toby Keith has a bar?
Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 09:05 PM (10H0T)

He has a chain of bars.

But which one does he love?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 07, 2014 05:07 PM (XO6WW)

691 The "night night friend" (stuffed animal that she sleeps with every night). Uh..oh. Not. Good. I would seriously contemplate breaking into the dance studio. My kids all have special blankets.

Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 05:07 PM (PGO8C)

692 @682 RE Sea Island You play golf? You have to dress up for dinner, coat and tie, that OK? They have skeet and pool, but the golf is the deal. http://tinyurl.com/88vao3s

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:07 PM (0FSuD)

693 She just told my wife that she's so sad without it that "her heart felt sick." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 09:02 PM (GEICT) Oh man, that's the worst! When I was a wee lass I lost my Montgomery Good News Moose doll in Montgomery Ward's and raised holy hell about it until someone found him for me. I have rarely been that devastated, before or since!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 05:07 PM (CA2NO)

694 685 Start driving BC . It's easier , trust me . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 09:05 PM (XWw96) I would. But they closed many hours ago.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:07 PM (GEICT)

695 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 09:02 PM (GEICT)

Oooooh. Had that one over Thanksgiving at my brother's. Uncle Mike was able to calm her down and get her down (no - I have no idea how I did that, if I did I would market it.) Best of luck.*

*The bunny was found - thank God I didn't have to actually find a 'bunny just like that in Michigan' which would have meant me going through souvenior stores at Metro Airport - and that would have been expensive. (Parking, buying tickets on a flight I did not want to make, etc...)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 05:07 PM (gmoEG)

696 I didn't go to medical school, so could someone tell me where on a woman's anatomy I can find a kitten or a washing machine? Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 09:06 PM (aTXUx) *psssst* Those are euphemisms.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 05:07 PM (yz6yg)

697 CUTE SHOES FOR EVERYBODY!

Posted by: --- at March 07, 2014 05:08 PM (MMC8r)

698 I didn't go to medical school, so could someone tell me where on a woman's anatomy I can find a kitten or a washing machine? It's a trap ! Code kbd , code .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 05:08 PM (XWw96)

699 The "night night friend" (stuffed animal that she sleeps with every night). Ah. Huckleberry Hound, I miss you.

Posted by: toby928© at March 07, 2014 05:08 PM (QupBk)

700 An elderly lady friend of my mother's sent me this link a while ago -- still laughing and to make up for the lack of incentive for the 'ettes -- The Bonny & Braw Beefcake Farm http://www.finitesite.com/rblcafe/bodmenu.html

Posted by: Mustbequantum at March 07, 2014 05:09 PM (MIKMs)

701 I am okay with ths international day of women stuff as long as the international women are hot. Like the Irish, or Ukrainian or Czeck or Philipino or Thai or Venezuelan. No Arabs or Japanese.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at March 07, 2014 05:09 PM (8MjqI)

702 Sis you could stay with us.

Posted by: stourma at March 07, 2014 05:09 PM (lH3JR)

703 This thing is "Lamby." It's a little lamb that her godfather got for her when she was a newborn. It's wearing a pink hoodie that says "Jesus Loves Me". It's been in her bed almost every single day of her life. Crap. I think she's crying. *sigh* What's the sentence for breaking and entering?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:09 PM (GEICT)

704 @ 656 Where is Wheatridge?

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 05:09 PM (UB6eP)

705 Toby Keith has a bar?
Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 09:05 PM (10H0T)

He has a chain of bars. Posted by: Sean Bannion
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With gunbusters on the doors, so I'm told. No friend of 2A, last I heard.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:09 PM (4Mv1T)

706 With gunbusters on the doors, so I'm told. No friend of 2A, last I heard. State laws often prohibit carrying in bars, even with a CCW.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 05:11 PM (5ujLp)

707 I feel for ya BC , same thing happened with my daughter . I did drive and fortunately they were open . Heartbreaking stuff .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 05:11 PM (XWw96)

708 Where is Wheatridge? Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 09:09 PM (UB6eP) Well you start driving, and when you see a ridge that has a lot of wheat growing on it... (I keed! I keed! I couldn't resist.)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 05:11 PM (CA2NO)

709 Very original -- high heels, babies, kittens, washing machines -- women are nothing but the sum of their ladyparts,

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at March 07, 2014 07:40 PM (g2ldK)

Since I do my own laundry, cooking, cleaning, and have bathed and changed babies and toddlers (nieces and nephews) does that mean I am an honorary woman or just a man who takes care of what needs to be done without making a Hollywood production out of it?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 05:11 PM (gmoEG)

710 Isn't Toby an Obamabot?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 07, 2014 05:11 PM (Q8vlx)

711 "You play golf? " Nope. I was looking at the shooting and water activities. However, I'm getting the vibe it's one on those places where the staff judges you unless you're clearly rich. True?

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 05:11 PM (hFL/3)

712 State laws often prohibit carrying in bars, even with a CCW. Depends. As long as you don't drink, you're fine.

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 05:12 PM (doBIb)

713 Heh. Just saw this over at the Jawa Report. The Pharrell Williams "Happy" song, Star Wars style. http://tinyurl.com/k7kzpek

Posted by: Mainah at March 07, 2014 05:12 PM (1P/bI)

714 Looks like "Amanda Marcotte", unlike the actual Amanda Marcotte, sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 07, 2014 05:12 PM (30eLQ)

715 State laws often prohibit carrying in bars, even with a CCW. Posted by: Insomniac
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Not where I live.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:12 PM (4Mv1T)

716 BC, let her stay up and watch tv until she falls asleep.

Posted by: toby928© at March 07, 2014 05:12 PM (QupBk)

717 I had a pillow when I was in first grade that I slept with. Mom had sewn on military patches that I had begged from neighbors. Every man in the neighborhood was a veteran, think the 50's. Would love to have it now, got lost in a move, that or mom threw it away. I'd like to think it got lost.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:12 PM (0FSuD)

718 >>>What's the sentence for breaking and entering? Worth it. Find a mask and brick, you'll be fine.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 05:13 PM (eQJwb)

719 State laws often prohibit carrying in bars, even with a CCW. Not in Virginia, which is where his policy first came to light. In VA you can carry in a bar. You just cannot consume alcohol while you do it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 07, 2014 05:13 PM (yz6yg)

720 I'm still grossed out at the thought of store-brand tampons. ***brrr***

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 07, 2014 05:13 PM (080XV)

721 I love those shoes. I hope my health insurance covers them.

Posted by: Shirley at March 07, 2014 05:13 PM (zDfhl)

722 Ms Marcotte is right, we need to start treating women no differently than we treat men ... So in that spirit .... Amanda, we say to you .... GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN' SHINE BOX

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 05:13 PM (aTXUx)

723 You forgot the ironing board.

Posted by: furious at March 07, 2014 05:13 PM (8lw4l)

724 Worth it. Find a mask and brick, you'll be fine. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 09:13 PM (eQJwb) I'm actually sitting here considering it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:13 PM (GEICT)

725 Shit, Ace, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

Probably because I'm a bitter, racist, homophobic, hate-filled old curmudgeon.

I hate laughing.

So I'm never visiting your site again.

Asshole.

Posted by: notropis at March 07, 2014 05:14 PM (bvlUm)

726 "I'm actually sitting here considering it." Call the dance teacher?

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 05:14 PM (hFL/3)

727 Worth it. Find a mask and brick, you'll be fine.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 09:13 PM (eQJwb)

I'm actually sitting here considering it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
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And bail.

Don't forget bail.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:14 PM (4Mv1T)

728 703 This thing is "Lamby." It's a little lamb that her godfather got for her when she was a newborn. It's wearing a pink hoodie that says "Jesus Loves Me". It's been in her bed almost every single day of her life. Crap. I think she's crying. *sigh* What's the sentence for breaking and entering? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 09:09 PM Oh man, I feel for ya. Happened to our daughter when she was about that age. Left her bear on a train in Chicago....on a Friday. The crying was non-stop. Find another one of her stuffed animals and tell her that animal has been sad because it hasn't had a chance to go 'night night' with her and it wants to fill in until her other 'night night' animal comes back.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 07, 2014 05:14 PM (bCEmE)

729 712 State laws often prohibit carrying in bars, even with a CCW. Depends. As long as you don't drink, you're fine. Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 09:12 PM (doBIb) Not in Florida.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 05:15 PM (5ujLp)

730 The Invisible Nutsack http://takimag.com/article/the_invisible_nutsack_jim_goad/print#axzz2t3noFHpd

Posted by: Jon Baer at March 07, 2014 05:15 PM (bjXwX)

731 China just suffered a terrorist attack. Malaysia is a well-known hang-out for terrorists. Just sayin'.

Posted by: MacGruber at March 07, 2014 05:15 PM (bzZ77)

732 Man Card Black Edition: Going to jail for your little girl.

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 05:15 PM (doBIb)

733 What's the sentence for breaking and entering? Worth it. Find a mask and brick, you'll be fine. You're in FL. so you should be good as long as you do it in a weird/unique way. Maybe do it while dressed up like lambie so if you're caught you can plea temporary insanity brought on by the absences of said "special friend"

Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 05:16 PM (PGO8C)

734 However, I'm getting the vibe it's one on those places where the staff judges you unless you're clearly rich. True? Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 09:11 PM (hFL/3) Pretty close. They have an attitude. I went with the head of First Union so we also had an attitude. Which they appreciated. They do have some Yankee trash show up and they are treated like Yankee trash, so they have that going for them, but unless you are sensitive, you will be treated like royalty if you know how to act. AKA polite.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:16 PM (0FSuD)

735 Put the Happy Little Elves in the DVD player on infinite repeat.

Posted by: toby928© at March 07, 2014 05:16 PM (QupBk)

736 Call the dance teacher? Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 09:14 PM (hFL/3) The wife just got off the phone. "Lamby" was indeed found. No dice on getting in tonight. 930am tomorrow morning is when they open up. And bail. Don't forget bail. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 09:14 PM (4Mv1T) My grandfather has a folder in one of his locked filing cabinets that says "BAIL". It contains about $2k. "Just in case one of us gets popped for something. You never know."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:17 PM (GEICT)

737 704 @ 656
Where is Wheatridge?

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 09:09 PM (UB6eP)

Denver area.

I'm kinda the organizer. I'm collecting emails for the next event. You can reach me at the yahoo group -- mindysosiare at you-know-whomail

Posted by: Mindy at March 07, 2014 05:17 PM (Jjxi1)

738 Not in Florida. That sucks.

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 05:17 PM (doBIb)

739 My Brother lost "Poppy". The Pillsbury Dough Boy "Woobie" he slept with. My aunt made him "Boppy". It was a hand-sewn triangle with a Permanent Marker face that looked stupid.

It worked. My Brother curled up with "Boppy" for almost a week before they found "Poppy".

Surrogate stuff works until you can promise them "The Real Deal".

...for three days-to-a-week.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:17 PM (lq3Ak)

740 Oooohh AtC brings the Ichabod Crane. In return, I offer nekkid Gerard Butler (sfw, no dangly bits visible ) http://mercadotv.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Gerard_Butler-Nude102-300x257.jpg

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2014 05:18 PM (1XVYC)

741 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 09:09 PM (GEICT)

Funny - I still have the 'big yellow dog with blue floppy ears' my maternal grandparents bought me when I was born. It sits on the dresser, and yes, I still like having it around...because it is MY 'big yellow dog with blue floppy ears'.* Like I have my Lionel train in the basement.

Kind of funny what you get attached to when you are a kid.

*A Knickerbocker stuffed animal - it seems they were a pretty high-priced line way back then. This one...it was loved so it looks like....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 05:18 PM (gmoEG)

742 676 652 Anyone ever been to Sea Island in Georgia? Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 08:58 PM (hFL/3) Yes, really really nice AND expensive. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 09:02 PM (0FSuD) The printing shop where I work used to do some printing for them, through a broker. The place seems VERY posh. I remember printing invitations for an appearance by Bush 41. One time I had a dream that I was invited there for a round of golf. I was in their pro shop and pretty much had to buy everything, including suitable clothes.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 05:18 PM (sdi6R)

743 738 Not in Florida. That sucks. Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 09:17 PM (doBIb) Yeah, it's pretty stupid.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 05:18 PM (5ujLp)

744 BC, I was going to mock, but, yeah, that's very traumatic for her. And you.

I feel so bad for her.

Every movie Karl Urban has ever been in. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 08:57 PM (GEICT)

Why would I need a fourth copy of those?

Posted by: alexthechick - come for the Global Warming stay for the SMOD at March 07, 2014 05:18 PM (Gk3SS)

745 @703 BC, time for a good story. Lamby is visiting a friend and when he comes back he's going to bring a friend over. AKA, you going to have to buy a friend for Lamby in the morning.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:18 PM (0FSuD)

746 She has lots of other "friends". Several of which rotate in and out of the bed. That shit ain't working.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:18 PM (GEICT)

747 ...f'ing "Boppy". I still get pissed at the nomenclature and I don't know why.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:18 PM (lq3Ak)

748 My grandfather has a folder in one of his locked filing cabinets that says "BAIL". It contains about $2k. "Just in case one of us gets popped for something. You never know." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
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Too funny. Having male teens, I used to keep $2k in the gun safe. I trebled the amount recently.

One of them got older... and dumber.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:19 PM (4Mv1T)

749 "you will be treated like royalty if you know how to act. AKA polite." So not like a moron then? *makes note to leave the Val-u-rite at home*

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 05:19 PM (hFL/3)

750 746 She has lots of other "friends". Several of which rotate in and out of the bed. That shit ain't working. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 09:18 PM (GEICT) Sorry...thought it was worth a shot.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 07, 2014 05:19 PM (bCEmE)

751 Thanks Mindy. I'm just 25 miles over the state line.

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 05:20 PM (vCIzq)

752 BC, time for a good story. Lamby is visiting a friend and when he comes back he's going to bring a friend over. AKA, you going to have to buy a friend for Lamby in the morning. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 09:18 PM (0FSuD) Kid is too damn smart. She knows it was left at the studio.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:20 PM (GEICT)

753 One time I had a dream that I was invited there for a round of golf. I was in their pro shop and pretty much had to buy everything, including suitable clothes. Are you kidding? Show up in your best Al Czervik outfit. "Hey everybody! We're all getting laid!!!"

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 05:20 PM (doBIb)

754 That shit ain't working. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 09:18 PM (GEICT) OK, Plan B, hot chocolate and Valu rite.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:20 PM (0FSuD)

755 What's the Doofus in Chief doing while China has been hit by terrorists? Vacationing with the Muslim Brotherhood?

Posted by: Shirley at March 07, 2014 05:21 PM (zDfhl)

756 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 09:18 PM (GEICT)

She doesn't go to school, does she?

I would imagine that "seeing friends come and go" would have no effect in this scenario. I'm just all sorts of worthless here, amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:22 PM (lq3Ak)

757 What's the Doofus in Chief doing while China has been hit by terrorists? Vacationing with the Muslim Brotherhood? Posted by: Shirley
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Shhhhhh...

You're harshing my mellow.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:22 PM (4Mv1T)

758 OK, Plan B, hot chocolate and Valu rite. by Nip Sip You're suppose to use Benadryl, duh!

Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 05:22 PM (PGO8C)

759 BC, of course, we all know THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:22 PM (0FSuD)

760 OK, Plan B, hot chocolate and Valu rite.

Posted by: Nip Sip

Plan C. Tell her the truth. Tell her you'll go get it in the morning, and that's just the way it is. Sounds harsh, but it worked with my little one. Sometimes reality is best.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 07, 2014 05:23 PM (080XV)

761 758 OK, Plan B, hot chocolate and Valu rite. by Nip Sip You're suppose to use Benadryl, duh! Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 09:22 PM (PGO8C) NyQuil.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 05:23 PM (5ujLp)

762 Benadryl + Val U Rite!

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 05:23 PM (doBIb)

763 You're suppose to use Benadryl, duh! Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 09:22 PM (PGO8C) Yeah, that will work, unless you are like me and that shit wires you up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:24 PM (0FSuD)

764 751 Thanks Mindy. I'm just 25 miles over the state line.

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 09:20 PM (vCIzq)

I'll be talking it up in the threads, especially the ONT, as the time approaches. Never did figure out how to get it posted in the sidebar. I did some emailing, but apparently never drew the attention of anyone with keys to the blog.

Posted by: Mindy at March 07, 2014 05:24 PM (Jjxi1)

765 You're suppose to use Benadryl, duh! Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 09:22 PM (PGO8C) Oh man, she's one of the abnormal reaction ones. You give her benadryl and she goes bat shit crazy for close to an hour. Well, more crazy than she already is. Her sister nicknamed her "The Wild" like a year ago. Perfectly accurate and it stuck. She even introduces herself to people as "The Wild".

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:24 PM (GEICT)

766 751 Oh, and we'd love to meet you!

Posted by: Mindy at March 07, 2014 05:25 PM (Jjxi1)

767 If she knows where "Lamby" is? She likes the place, right? That place is going to be okay because she's been okay?

has anyone ever hurt her while she was there?

Why would anyone hurt Lamby?

Lamby is hoping she's going to be brave, because they are both a little scared. Lamby needs her to be be brave. For Lamby.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:25 PM (lq3Ak)

768 Plan C. Tell her the truth. Tell her you'll go get it in the morning, and that's just the way it is. Sounds harsh, but it worked with my little one. Sometimes reality is best. Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 07, 2014 09:23 PM (080XV) Yup, that's what happened. Makes not one whit of difference. She's upset and the only thing that can make it better ain't happening. So, you ride it out. *shrug* Parenthood.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:26 PM (GEICT)

769 Shhhhhh...

You're harshing my mellow.
Posted by: Tobacco Road

HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:26 PM (lq3Ak)

770 I'm so late to this, but.

This is really, really funny. Eye watering funny.

Posted by: grognard at March 07, 2014 05:26 PM (hjKMO)

771 Yeah, that will work, unless you are like me and that shit wires you up. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 09:24 PM (0FSuD) Stay away from Excedrin PM too. I took that shit one time for a killer migraine. I was awake all night.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2014 05:26 PM (1XVYC)

772 Megan has an idiot on saying planes crash all the time, meh.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:27 PM (0FSuD)

773 Keep her up and distracted , she'll wear out . Tough place to be .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 05:27 PM (XWw96)

774 772 Megan has an idiot on saying planes crash all the time, meh. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 09:27 PM (0FSuD) Former chairman of the NTSB.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 07, 2014 05:27 PM (bCEmE)

775 Ok, so she's marginally better. She told my wife, after my wife got off the phone with the dance instructor and confirmed that it had been found, that she felt better knowing Lamby wasn't lost.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:28 PM (GEICT)

776 "You're suppose to use Benadryl, duh! " Melatonin and honesty.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 05:28 PM (hFL/3)

777 Megan has an idiot on saying planes crash all the time, meh. Especially from explosive decompression.

Posted by: EC at March 07, 2014 05:28 PM (doBIb)

778 What's the Doofus in Chief doing while China has been hit by terrorists? Vacationing with the Muslim Brotherhood?

Posted by: Shirley

Telling Tiger Woods how to deal with the ladies.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 05:29 PM (gmoEG)

779 Hi Tobacco Road. How Mellow are you right now?

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2014 05:29 PM (zDfhl)

780 So, you ride it out. *shrug* Parenthood.

Posted by: BCochran1981

Precisely. Well done. I figure if I can do that shit, then dealing with crap at work is a piece of cake. I've changed a lot since I became a parent.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at March 07, 2014 05:29 PM (080XV)

781 Really warm milk works that and distraction. Movie till she crashes. Melatonin is good idea, but getting a three year old to swallow a pill?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:29 PM (0FSuD)

782 Oh man, she's one of the abnormal reaction ones. You give her benadryl and she goes bat shit crazy for close to an hour. Well, more crazy than she already is. Her sister nicknamed her "The Wild" like a year ago. Perfectly accurate and it stuck. She even introduces herself to people as "The Wild". Well BC, this IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

I get it, I can't take most cold meds because they wire me out, i.e. NyQuil. At this point, the truth is probably best. Just tell her that you guys will be waiting for the doors to open in the morning and be there. Just let her watch her favorite show until she falls asleep tonight. Good thing it's Friday.

Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 05:29 PM (PGO8C)

783 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 09:26 PM (GEICT) Ah daughters, hang in there BC

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 07, 2014 05:30 PM (HVff2)

784 Mindy I might have to relinqish my 'ette card for this but I admit I get a little intimidated on the ONT. Although we seem to have started early tonight and.....I'm ok!

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 05:30 PM (2tljF)

785 Wham wasn't singing to ladies, you know. NTTAWWT (And now I'll go back and read the thread.)

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at March 07, 2014 05:30 PM (C15wm)

786 FINALLY, I get a day.

Because I am fucking awesome.

And drunk. And not an actual woman. But fucking awesome.

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 05:31 PM (hO8IJ)

787 Uh oh. Radish is drunk.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:31 PM (GEICT)

788 "So, you ride it out. *shrug* Parenthood."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

Love that, man. You sound like my Father. You just do what you've got to go. He didn't "chat" online, however. His "support" was a frantic woman... lol.

Welcome to the internet.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:31 PM (lq3Ak)

789 Hi Tobacco Road. How Mellow are you right now? Posted by: ALH
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Hi ALH. Mellow enough that any talk of El Barko will harsh it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:31 PM (4Mv1T)

790 704 @ 656
Where is Wheatridge?

Between the fourth and fifth circles of Hell.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2014 05:32 PM (lr3d7)

791 What if an ONT started before an ONT started? Would that make us bad people?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:33 PM (0FSuD)

792 No El Barko for the TR

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 07, 2014 05:33 PM (HVff2)

793 Why Heather , how are you ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 05:33 PM (XWw96)

794 Scary thing: we fed our two cats some catnip today.

Java, the big black tom, took one huff and fell over on his side, snorting and rubbing his face all over the plate, then lay there with pupils the size of quarters staring at the room sideways.

Clara Christmas, our tiny foundling kitten, walked over to hers, wolfed it all down and walked away without blinking. She's kind of a hormonal hand grenade right now because she's scheduled to get fixed next month, but still... dayyam, girl...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 07, 2014 05:34 PM (XO6WW)

795 Plane down? Have you seen you local towel head lately?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:35 PM (0FSuD)

796 Radish is drunk.

And it feels so good.

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 05:35 PM (hO8IJ)

797 Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 09:31 PM (4Mv1T)

Just reading how all of his flacks try to spin straw to gold is funny - if I weren't an American. Just endure and keep on.

No other real advice than that.

Wait - and keep track of beloved stuffed animals or you will pay!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 05:35 PM (gmoEG)

798 No El Barko for the TR Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Indeed. I reached my quota sometime in fall 2009.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:35 PM (4Mv1T)

799 Go back to sleep, Tobacco Road. I'll make breakfast in the morning.

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2014 05:36 PM (zDfhl)

800 786 FINALLY, I get a day. Because I am fucking awesome. And drunk. And not an actual woman. But fucking awesome. Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 09:31 PM (hO8IJ) Not an actual woman? I'm so confused now.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 05:36 PM (5ujLp)

801 Late to the thread (am I ever), but yay me! Oh, and yay 'ettes! Fantastic post, ace, LOL.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 07, 2014 05:36 PM (r+7wo)

802 Alex, we're counting on you being there!

784 Mindy I might have to relinqish my 'ette card for this but I admit I get a little intimidated on the ONT. Although we seem to have started early tonight and.....I'm ok!
Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 09:30 PM (2tljF)

Small Town Girl, we're not so bad in real life.

Posted by: Mindy at March 07, 2014 05:36 PM (Jjxi1)

803 Lauren, You still around? Where is a good place to get a decent pair of Cowboy boots without taking out a loan?

Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 05:36 PM (PGO8C)

804 "FINALLY, I get a day.

Because I am fucking awesome.

And drunk. And not an actual woman. But fucking awesome."
Posted by: HR

Do you like baseball, darlin' -?

...okay, I'm not trying to hit on a drunken lady... lol. I'm looking for someone who loves baseball!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:37 PM (lq3Ak)

805 Radish is drunk.

And it feels so good.
Posted by: HR
-------------------------------

*Toasts by smashing glasses together*

Cheers, dear.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:37 PM (4Mv1T)

806 You still around? Where is a good place to get a decent pair of Cowboy boots without taking out a loan? Off a dead cowboy.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 05:37 PM (5ujLp)

807 Getting late for me- got to go.

(I will pay and pay all weekend if I do not go to bed. Night friends-through-the-screen.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 07, 2014 05:37 PM (gmoEG)

808 So now we are going to recap every plane crash in the last ten years? Funny, no one mentioning that Malaysia is a Muslim country and that this could be terrorism. Because? We don't want to insult Allah.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:38 PM (0FSuD)

809 Here you go ladies, Mathew Mcgonahay, or whatever his name is http://bit.ly/NRcp7t

Posted by: MTF at March 07, 2014 05:38 PM (F58x4)

810 I am, Linda! The Lucchese outlet down in San Marcos would be a good place to start. I wish I'd known about them before I plunked down $300 and something for some Lucchese for Mr. Lauren at Cavenders.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 05:38 PM (hFL/3)

811

You've come a long way, baby!

IHOW>IHOP

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2014 05:39 PM (BAS5M)

812 Go back to sleep, Tobacco Road. I'll make breakfast in the morning. Posted by: ALH
----------------------

Wait, what?

Is that sympathy, or a proposition?

Let's go with sympathy. Mrs. Road would kick my arse.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:39 PM (4Mv1T)

813 805 Radish is drunk. And it feels so good. me too

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 05:39 PM (10H0T)

814 Mega millions is $270m tonight. Brb gotta go get a ticket.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2014 05:39 PM (1XVYC)

815 Mindy, of course I'll be there!

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 07, 2014 05:40 PM (lr3d7)

816 Anyone ever been to Sea Island in Georgia? Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 08:58 PM (hFL/3) Yes. One of my favorite places, the service is incredible. It is beau coup expensive, but you do get what you pay for. Absolutely stunning ambience, lots to do.

Posted by: Jen at March 07, 2014 05:40 PM (3wFh7)

817 Megan is grasping now. I've had enough, going to get Lamby for BC. BBL

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:40 PM (0FSuD)

818 I admit I get a little intimidated on the ONT.

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 09:30 PM (2tljF)

It's easier if you are topless.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2014 05:40 PM (QFxY5)

819 I haven't read all 809 posts. Has Ace gotten upset with anyone tonight?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 07, 2014 05:41 PM (HVff2)

820 Thanks Lauren. I didn't know they had an outlet. I think Cavender's has one, next to Cracker Barrel. It's spring break next week, maybe I can slip down there.

Posted by: lindafell at March 07, 2014 05:41 PM (PGO8C)

821 I admit I get
a little intimidated on the ONT.

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 09:30 PM (2tljF)

It's easier if you are topless.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Huh.

I've had it backwards all this time.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:41 PM (4Mv1T)

822 818 And pantsless....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 05:41 PM (ojnk6)

823 It's easier if you are topless. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2014 09:40 PM (QFxY5) Well played sir, well played.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 05:41 PM (GEICT)

824 "It's easier if you are topless."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

And There You Have It.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:42 PM (lq3Ak)

825 Years ago back when contrarians were welcome on TV, 60 Minutes did a story on the 2005 Nobel Prize winners in medicine, Barry J. Marshall and J. Robin Warren. Before their discovery, ulcers were largely blamed on stress and lifestyle. The ethical drug companies service the problem with an antihistamine, Zantac and Tagamet. It seems that in 1982, Warren and Marshall found a type of bacteria that causes most peptic ulcers. The medical establishment had declared this Â“science was settled.Â” Warren and Marshall were physically ejected from medical symposiums where they had tried to present their evidence. That story sounds very familiar.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 07, 2014 05:42 PM (e8kgV)

826 814 Mega millions is $270m tonight. Brb gotta go get a ticket. You waste money, Jugdish tell me THIS time I win for sure.

Posted by: Your local LIV at March 07, 2014 05:44 PM (0FSuD)

827 Not an actual woman? I'm so confused now.

Women have husbands and babies and like shopping.

I hate the fuck out of shopping. (Buying beer and quilt fabirc is not shopping)

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 05:44 PM (hO8IJ)

828 Thanks, Jen! It looks great. My husband's not really a beach person, and neither of us play golf, but everything else they have there looks like it would make for a really fun trip.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 05:45 PM (hFL/3)

829 819 I haven't read all 809 posts. Has Ace gotten upset with anyone tonight? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 07, 2014 09:41 PM (HVff2) If he was going to get upset, it would probably be on the Trucon vs RINO thread below

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 05:45 PM (aTXUx)

830 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 07, 2014 09:42 PM (e8kgV)

Helicobacter Pylori.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2014 05:45 PM (QFxY5)

831 825 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy How dare you go off-topic only 825 comments in ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 05:45 PM (XWw96)

832 Got you out of your funk, I did. Don't worry, i am fixing breakfast for my Mr. tomorrow prior to him doing what I keep him around for, lawn care.

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2014 05:46 PM (zDfhl)

833 So in other words---just get nekkid???? See, I'm catching on

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 05:46 PM (2tljF)

834 I think the lucchese outlet is new. It's on the other side of the highway, I believe.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 05:46 PM (hFL/3)

835 I have Lamby. Un ban me and I will return her.

Posted by: Palin Steele at March 07, 2014 05:46 PM (0FSuD)

836 In honor of the day of broads, ladies, you can save yourself a lot of trouble setting up regular delivery of your monthly supplies on Amazon. Guys, you can have your sammich-makers do this to avoid crushing your manhood buying that stuff in a store in public.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 07, 2014 05:46 PM (r+7wo)

837 If he was going to get upset, it would probably be on the Trucon vs RINO thread below

Si.

Posted by: Señor Juan McCain at March 07, 2014 05:46 PM (Dwehj)

838 "(Buying beer and quilt fabirc is not shopping)"
Posted by: HR

The Hell You Say?!?

Give me half-a-chance at cordouroy and felt!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:47 PM (lq3Ak)

839 Really warm milk works that and distraction. Movie till she crashes. Melatonin is good idea, but getting a three year old to swallow a pill? Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 09:29 PM (0FSuD) .......... Did you forget where you are? You crush it and put it in her pudding. Duh.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 07, 2014 05:47 PM (f8cHe)

840 Not an actual woman? I'm so confused now.

Women have husbands and babies and like shopping.

I hate the fuck out of shopping. (Buying beer and quilt fabirc is not shopping)
Posted by: HR
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There actual women, and REAL women.

REAL women drink like vikings, wear horned helmets over red hair, and hang out at the HQ.

No offense to the actual women.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:48 PM (4Mv1T)

841 @ CBD -- It's easier if you are topless.

------------------

Also, arching your back a little takes the stress out of your shoulders.

Can I interest you in a cocktail? JÃ¤ger Bomb, perhaps?

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 07, 2014 05:48 PM (m0h0I)

842 I read the post up to the "continue reading" button and thought, "Oh, no....you didn't....."

And, oh yes, he did....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 07, 2014 05:48 PM (T1005)

843 Women have husbands and babies and like shopping. I hate the fuck out of shopping. Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 09:44 PM (hO8IJ Same here.No husband, no babies, want shopping to die a painful death in a fire. I guess I'm not a woman either. o_o

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at March 07, 2014 05:48 PM (r+7wo)

844 Give me half-a-chance at cordouroy and felt!!!

FYI..."do you know kind of fabric is this? *feel shirt* It's felt!" does not work as a pickup line.

Neither does "Nice shirt...I want to rip if off you for this quilt thing I'm working on." Even when it's TRUE.

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 05:49 PM (hO8IJ)

845 833 So in other words---just get nekkid????

See, I'm catching on

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at March 07, 2014 09:46 PM (2tljF)

Whew! I was afraid these morons were going to scare you off!

Posted by: Mindy at March 07, 2014 05:49 PM (Jjxi1)

846 So in other words---just get nekkid????

See, I'm catching on Posted by: small town girl in wyoming
-------------------------------

Correct HQ spelling, and smilies.

Yer in.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:49 PM (4Mv1T)

847 I hate the fuck out of shopping.>>

I'm a guy and I love shopping. For Cars, boats, tools, farm auctions, hunting and fishing stuff and guns. Clothes, shoes and grocery coupons. not so much.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 07, 2014 05:50 PM (TI3xG)

848 833 "So in other words---just get nekkid????

See, I'm catching on " Posted by: small town girl in wyoming

You just talk to Peaches. No one will screw with you.

...even though we don't wear pants.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:50 PM (lq3Ak)

849 840 There actual women, and REAL women. REAL women drink like vikings, wear horned helmets over red hair, and hang out at the HQ. No offense to the actual women. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 09:48 PM (4Mv1T) --- Uffda.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 07, 2014 05:51 PM (N/cFh)

850 There actual women, and REAL women. Hell yes

Posted by: Insomniac at March 07, 2014 05:52 PM (5ujLp)

851 "Whew! I was afraid these morons were going to scare you off!"
Posted by: Mindy

She's got a Machete of Bravery +4.

And we've got Pants of Invisibility -2.

She made her Saving Throw vs. Dude.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:53 PM (lq3Ak)

852 Shit we may get to 1000 on international day of women? Oh the shame. Let's hope the KOS kids don't hear about this. We'll never live it down. ONT save us.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:53 PM (0FSuD)

853 #843 #847 It's in our gah-damn DNA.

Women are gathers and foragers. They would roam the forest primeval in packs, picking berries and holding up fig leaves, saying, "Does this make my butt look too big?" To which all the other women would think, "Oh, hell yes, but I won't be the first to say it. Find a gay guy."

The men would be standing around a mastodon carcass, battered and bruised and leaning on their cracked flint-tipped spears and saying, "No, I DON"T want to look at another one..."

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 07, 2014 05:53 PM (XO6WW)

854 I don't get it.

Posted by: Female Commenter at March 07, 2014 05:54 PM (6VJV0)

855 "I don't get it."
Posted by: Female Commenter

Of course you wouldn't.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 05:55 PM (lq3Ak)

856 wear horned helmets over red hair

Couple years ago I went with my parents to the wedding of my godmothers' daughter and they had a photo booth with costumes at the reception and my mother would not let me wear the Viking helmet because she thought it was unseemly.

I FINALLY GET TO WEAR A FUCKING VIKING HELMET AND MY MOTHER WON'T LET ME.

Fuck.

Fuck, I gotta finish their kid's quilt before they have the second kid.

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 05:56 PM (hO8IJ)

857 I love to shop.

Posted by: Matthew McDennehy at March 07, 2014 05:56 PM (Dwehj)

858 #836 chique d'afrique Too late. I now know more than I ever needed or wanted to know abut things that insert, line or apply. Whatever happened to "women's mysteries"?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 07, 2014 05:58 PM (XO6WW)

859 I think that it would have been considerate for Ace to show how those shoes fit and how they look on a woman .... http://tinyurl.com/ktambo8

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 05:58 PM (aTXUx)

860 The NY Slime sucks. Drudge has had the plane crash up for 40 minutes. WSJ has a story. NY Slime? Did you know Russia shouldn't start the cold war again, it will make Obama look bad.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 05:58 PM (0FSuD)

861 Hi, Heather. Happy Day.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 05:58 PM (sdi6R)

862 I FINALLY GET TO WEAR A FUCKING VIKING HELMET AND MY MOTHER WON'T LET ME.
Fuck.
Fuck, I gotta finish their kid's quilt before they have the second kid.
Posted by: HR
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That was funny right there.

And I got it right, didn't I?

I present to you, Heather Radish. REAL viking woman.

*toasts with large wooden mug while slopping whatever vikings drink all over the place*

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 05:59 PM (4Mv1T)

863 Okay, one last check-in from my phone. I've had about 15 power outages since the snow started this afternoon, which I'm sure is very bad for my modem, so I have unplugged it. I'll drop by to chat later (tomorrow) after the snow drops off the power lines. Love y'all!

Posted by: Mindy at March 07, 2014 06:00 PM (osVNv)

864 Even my local paper has a story on plane missing. NY Slime NOTHING.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:01 PM (0FSuD)

865 Samsung, baby, LG means you don't love me. SAMSUNG STEAM.

Posted by: Sarahw with lees blood than is reccomeneded at March 07, 2014 06:02 PM (Lbv/k)

866 Finally Slime finds out plane missing.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:04 PM (0FSuD)

867

"Shield maidens -- form wall!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2014 06:04 PM (kdS6q)

868 Prayers up for the people on that plane. The story linked on drudge is from a couple of hours ago, i think. Not good.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:05 PM (8lmkt)

869 Nip... you're a Perv, amigo. You were giddy about "rooming" with your own Niece and you seem to think that "Twins" + Dude equals okay.

I'll call out others, as I see fit, but you're first-in-line.

If you were serious, (and I think you were), you're not going to get along with the ol' Slapweasel.

In fact, I'd rather Call You Out than keep reading your perverted shit.

You wanna tell us about "how bad" you had to make things to "lay-off" your own Niece? Or do you still want to say, "WOW!".. grrrrr...."

I don't care if she was from French Indo-China-Burma and she was "once-removed". Your perversion was displayed whole-heartedly the other night.

Care to discuss?

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:06 PM (lq3Ak)

870 452 I make an excellent bacon cake ...

Posted by: Joe at March 07, 2014 06:06 PM (yVg8h)

871
I am Cuban and Irish.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale

So, you're "Little Ricky" Ricardo?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 07, 2014 06:06 PM (kdS6q)

872 Do I stay up to see I won tonight, or just let the media come to the house in the morning? Decisions decisions. Jugdish, don't let me down!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:06 PM (0FSuD)

873 I present to you, Heather Radish. REAL viking woman.

*slurps*

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 06:07 PM (hO8IJ)

874 From Drudge story comments, reported that plane has landed in Nanning, China after a smoke alarm went off.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 06:07 PM (ojnk6)

875 Where do they find all these airplane experts to interview via phone on Fox? They've talked to at least a dozen.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 07, 2014 06:07 PM (bCEmE)

876 Dafuq?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 07, 2014 06:07 PM (m9V0o)

877 BC, apropos of nothing...my three year old has been sleeping soundly for almost four hours. With you. Not at you. Serious, you guys.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 06:07 PM (eQJwb)

878 827I hate the fuck out of shopping. (Buying beer and quilt fabirc is not shopping) Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 09:44 PM (hO8IJ) But stompy boots?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2014 06:07 PM (1XVYC)

879 Okay, I'd have seen it eventually... someone linked this on G+ so I was experiencing some anticipation. A little confusion, too, but "International Women's Day"... okay... really appreciate the female commentariat... all right... that's... nice... I'm feeling a little frisson of disquiet but still had not a clue what was coming. Thank you Ace. I laughed, very hard. Didn't get stuck on pic #3 as some of the guys did. Baby. Kitten. Washing machine. OMFG. My faith in humanity has been restored. Because dammit... this is what respect, real respect, looks like. Being viewed as a human being is being viewed as a thinking person with a sense of, for pities sake, HUMOR. And the laugh was greatly appreciated.

Posted by: Synova at March 07, 2014 06:07 PM (7/PU+)

880 From Drudge story comments, reported that plane has landed in Nanning, China after a smoke alarm went off.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 10:07 PM (ojnk6)

That is wonderful news, MWNP!! Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

881 Is it bad that I read that story about the Maylasian Airlines plane and think "fuck, I hope they're not using the electronic flight bag I worked on?"

I know it went on 777s, but I don't know what airlines they've sold it to since they laid me off in 2009.

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 06:08 PM (hO8IJ)

882 'course, fuckin' drudge will probably have the big screaming red headline up for 3-4 days.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

883 869 Nip... you're a Perv, amigo. You were giddy about "rooming" with your own Niece and you seem to think that "Twins" + Dude equals okay. Er, who and what the fuck are you talking about? Not me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:08 PM (0FSuD)

884 This should be good.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 06:08 PM (4Mv1T)

885 MOAR IHOP

Posted by: 2X4 at March 07, 2014 06:08 PM (QupBk)

886

Watching the Women's Curling events during the Sochi Olympics, I commented to the g/f about how natural those wimmens looked with those brooms in their hands.

Returning her glare, I told not to bother getting mad, and that she should really get me a sammich. Right fcuking NOW!

When she asked me if I'd lost my mind, I replied no....... but that as the condemned, I really needed a last meal.

Dodged *that* bullet! LOL

Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 07, 2014 06:09 PM (vvk2F)

887 Posted by: Tami at March 07, 2014 10:07 PM (bCEmE)

Seriously....there are expert witness clearinghouses where you can find an expert on anything. I signed up with a couple and have done a tiny amount of work.

It's weird.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2014 06:09 PM (QFxY5)

888 BC, loan her your pillow. If you can't spare the pillow, give her the pillowcase.

Daddy's pillow = baby girl sleep recipe

Posted by: grognard at March 07, 2014 06:10 PM (hjKMO)

889 882 Drudge goes mostly silent from 5 pm Friday until 7am Monday.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 06:10 PM (ojnk6)

890 Ooh, IHOP.

Except I'm not hungry. I just want moar Bier.

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 06:10 PM (hO8IJ)

891 874 From Drudge story comments, reported that plane has landed in Nanning, China after a smoke alarm went off. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 10:07 PM (ojnk6) I see other comments saying that was a hoax.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 06:11 PM (sdi6R)

892 874 From Drudge story comments, reported that plane has landed in Nanning, China after a smoke alarm went off. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 10:07 PM (ojnk6) Bogus report: @melakaboy : Confirmed : #MH370 did not make an emergency landing in Nanning. My sources were wrong. Apologies.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 07, 2014 06:11 PM (bCEmE)

893 Time out. That was someone else if you're referring to the Filipino niece. It wasn't Nip Slip. I don't remember who. I was a little drunk or something. NDH called him out on it though

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2014 06:11 PM (0xqKe)

894 "Er, who and what the fuck are you talking about? "

Not me. Posted by: Nip Sip

Okay. Make me bring up the quotes, then.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:11 PM (lq3Ak)

895 874 From Drudge story comments, reported that plane has landed in Nanning, China after a smoke alarm went off. Read further comments, it's a hoax. sorry.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:11 PM (0FSuD)

896 This might be REALLY good.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 06:12 PM (4Mv1T)

897 I was afraid to click on "continue reading." I thought it was a Rick Roll.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 07, 2014 06:12 PM (hrIP5)

898 Why did you leave the gun off the pic list? You do know how many of us love our guns, right? Otherwise, thanks for not putting a leftwit male pic--Simon Baker is nice eye candy. So is Matthew McConaughey. Maybe next year. But put a gun on there. Handgun, shotgun, doesn't matter. Then it'd be about right.

Posted by: KBDay at March 07, 2014 06:12 PM (SwOZF)

899 896 This might be REALLY good. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 10:12 PM (4Mv1T) *holds out bucket* Popcorn?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 06:13 PM (GEICT)

900 892 Sorry folks. Was quoting from the story comments only. Should have looked into it further.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 06:13 PM (ojnk6)

901 Okay. Make me bring up the quotes, then. Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 10:11 PM (lq3Ak) Bring em up. I await.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:13 PM (0FSuD)

902 "That was someone else if you're referring to the Filipino niece. It wasn't Nip Slip. I don't remember who. I was a little drunk or something."

NDH called him out on it though Posted by: L, elle

Maybe I'm wrong. I'll find it, but maybe I'm wrong.

If so, I apologize and I'll continue to do so.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:13 PM (lq3Ak)

903 Okay. Make me bring up the quotes, then. Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 10:11 PM (lq3Ak) Free valu rite for life if you find anything like that with my hash on it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:15 PM (0FSuD)

904 Seriously....there are expert witness clearinghouses where you can find an expert on anything. I signed up with a couple and have done a tiny amount of work. It's weird. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2014 10:09 PM (QFxY5) Yeah, they must have lists of people for breaking news stories.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 07, 2014 06:15 PM (bCEmE)

905 *holds out bucket*

Popcorn? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
----------------------------

Please, and thank you.

I'm a "timer" at a high school speech meet at 8AM tomorrow, but first, I await Slap's prosecution.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 06:15 PM (4Mv1T)

906 Awkwarrrrrd.

Posted by: Lauren at March 07, 2014 06:15 PM (hFL/3)

907 @ 883 [Nip / Slapweasel] -- Yeah, it appears there's some mistaken identity here. The creepy "niece" guy was here:

http://is.gd/WiIuUt

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 07, 2014 06:15 PM (m0h0I)

908 If so, I apologize and I'll continue to do so. Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 10:13 PM (lq3Ak) Accepted, BUT first you will blow me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:16 PM (0FSuD)

909 I'm not sure but I'm thinking buzzsaw something? I don't think it was buzzion. Something with a lowercase b

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2014 06:16 PM (0xqKe)

910 Oooh, popcorn.

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 06:17 PM (hO8IJ)

911 Drama drama.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 07, 2014 06:17 PM (M9BzG)

912 874 From Drudge story comments, reported that plane has landed in Nanning, China after a smoke alarm went off. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 10:07 PM (ojnk6) There are other comments claiming that the landing in Nanning is a hoax and the plane is still missing

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 06:18 PM (aTXUx)

913 Huh. So apparently I was still commenting when the niece thing came up. Do not remember that. Damn ambien.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 06:18 PM (GEICT)

914 Buzzsaw90 is the implicated perv

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 06:19 PM (4Mv1T)

915 Buzzsaw90 is the implicated perv

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 06:19 PM (4Mv1T)

916 With you. Not at you. Serious, you guys.
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 10:07 PM (eQJwb)

Oh look, a target.

Posted by: God at March 07, 2014 06:19 PM (lr3d7)

917 With you. Not at you. Serious, you guys.
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 07, 2014 10:07 PM (eQJwb)

Oh look, a target.

Posted by: God at March 07, 2014 06:19 PM (lr3d7)

918 Damn ambien. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 10:18 PM (GEICT) What you gave daughter one? Not a good idea.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:19 PM (0FSuD)

919 Damn ambien. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 10:18 PM (GEICT) What you gave daughter one? Not a good idea.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:19 PM (0FSuD)

920 Hmm. I'll take the sammich and the babe in the langerie.

Posted by: eman at March 07, 2014 06:20 PM (AO9UG)

921 Hmm. I'll take the sammich and the babe in the langerie.

Posted by: eman at March 07, 2014 06:20 PM (AO9UG)

922 If so, I apologize and I'll continue to do so.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 10:13 PM (lq3Ak)

Still waiting.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2014 06:21 PM (QFxY5)

923 If so, I apologize and I'll continue to do so.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 10:13 PM (lq3Ak)

Still waiting.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2014 06:21 PM (QFxY5)

924 Do not remember that. ............ Welcome to my life..... it doesn't get any better the older you get either. Alcohol tends to make it a tad bit worse too.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 07, 2014 06:21 PM (f8cHe)

925 Do not remember that. ............ Welcome to my life..... it doesn't get any better the older you get either. Alcohol tends to make it a tad bit worse too.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 07, 2014 06:21 PM (f8cHe)

926 If so, I apologize and I'll continue to do so.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 10:13 PM (lq3Ak)

Accepted, BUT first you will blow me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:16 PM (0FSuD)

okay, i don't think International Day of Women means that *everybody* has to fuckin' act like on, okay? Settle down, boys. You're not on that plane and you have a lot to be grateful for and plenty to bitch about besides each other, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:22 PM (8lmkt)

927 Reading back through the thread I realize that the story of lamby is a lot like the story of Ace trying to get to bed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 06:22 PM (oFCZn)

928 #1. I apologize. It was "Buzzsaw90".
#2. I might just have to Blow You.
#3. I might just have to Blow You.
#4. DAMNIT... I apologize and I just might have to blow you.

I was wrong. -Period. You were right. -Period.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:23 PM (lq3Ak)

929 ...

Posted by: spypeach at March 07, 2014 06:23 PM (10H0T)

930 Welcome to my life..... it doesn't get any better the older you get either. Alcohol tends to make it a tad bit worse too. Posted by: Molly k. at March 07, 2014 10:21 PM (f8cHe) You know the buffalo story right? The weak buffaloes can not keep up with the herd, they fall back and the wolves kill them and don't attack the herd. Brain cells are like this. Drinking makes the weak brain cells fall back and die for the good of the rest of your brain It's natures way.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:23 PM (0FSuD)

931 well, I guess if it's IDOW, then anything "Period" is appropriate.

just for the record, love you both (maybe Slap a little more, but there's good reason for that). {{kissy-face}}}

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:24 PM (8lmkt)

932 I am sorry, I accused you of something and it was WRONG-WRONG-WRONG.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:24 PM (lq3Ak)

933 With a little skimming forward wasn't Buzzsaw90 inferring the guy was a lucky bastard the Dad was far away? As was he to come down on his niece's attacker? I saw a mention of a .357 as a solution to the lucky bastard.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 07, 2014 06:24 PM (TI3xG)

934 @923 Accepted and you don't have to swallow, cause I am nice guy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:25 PM (0FSuD)

935 925 Welcome to my life..... it doesn't get any better the older you get either. Alcohol tends to make it a tad bit worse too. Posted by: Molly k. at March 07, 2014 10:21 PM (f8cHe) You know the buffalo story right? The weak buffaloes can not keep up with the herd, they fall back and the wolves kill them and don't attack the herd. Brain cells are like this. Drinking makes the weak brain cells fall back and die for the good of the rest of your brain It's natures way. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:23 PM (0FSuD) Many an eman brain cell will take one for the team tonight.

Posted by: eman at March 07, 2014 06:25 PM (AO9UG)

936 {{{{{Slap}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:25 PM (8lmkt)

937 https://twitter.com/AP/status/442136430912237568 The Associated Press @AP Malaysia Airline official says plane with 239 aboard still missing; rumors of safe landing in China untrue: http://apne.ws/1k1SVs9

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 06:25 PM (aTXUx)

938 {{{{Nip Sip}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:25 PM (8lmkt)

939 Valerie Cormier with Gun Open Thread Compliance Pic: http://tinyurl.com/lsaz3jp

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 06:25 PM (oFCZn)

940 Sorry Nip-Sip. I was out for a scalp and you got in the mix, somehow.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:26 PM (lq3Ak)

941 I was wrong. -Period. You were right. -Period.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 10:23 PM (lq3Ak)

Nicely done.

Now...who has the fur-lined cuffs and the silk rope.

What? You thought you weren't going to be punished?

Posted by: typical perverted Moron. at March 07, 2014 06:26 PM (QFxY5)

942 I was promised there would be open women...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 06:26 PM (aDwsi)

943 Slapweasel makes it alright. Hey, you were hilarious with Moo Moo btw. The " Confucious say" post on the ONT made me lol . Nip, you forgive him, right?

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2014 06:26 PM (0xqKe)

944 The woman's mummified body was sitting in the back seat of her car, parked in the garage. The key was halfway in the ignition. Authorities say they believe the woman died at least six years ago. They're still trying to figure out what happened. Posted by: Freedom to Die in Peace at March 07, 2014 10:18 PM (e8kgV) I saw a headline somewhere about this but didn't click on it. WTeverlovin'F?!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 07, 2014 06:27 PM (bCEmE)

945 934 Valerie Cormier with Gun Open Thread Compliance Pic: http://tinyurl.com/lsaz3jp Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 10:25 PM (oFCZn) That's a man. No shame in being fooled.

Posted by: eman at March 07, 2014 06:27 PM (AO9UG)

946 That's a man. No shame in being fooled. Posted by: eman at March 07, 2014 10:27 PM (AO9UG) Heh

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 07, 2014 06:27 PM (oFCZn)

947 Accepted, BUT first you will blow me. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:16 PM (0FSuD) That's required by the AOSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 06:28 PM (sdi6R)

948 Whatever happened to that plane must have been quick, no time to issue a mayday. Either a jihadi bomb or used as target practice by crazy Kim are possibilities.

Posted by: votermom at March 07, 2014 06:28 PM (8jH09)

949 Authorities say they believe the woman died at least six years ago. They're still trying to figure out what happened.

Fuck. That's going to be me.

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 06:28 PM (hO8IJ)

950 Wheatridge is the meat in an Arvada-Lakewood sandwich - I'll try to make it if I can

Posted by: Joe at March 07, 2014 06:28 PM (yVg8h)

951 @938 see @929 of course. Now if I hadn't given up drinking for Lent, I would join you all and thinning out my brain cells. Just 37 days left!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:29 PM (0FSuD)

952 The plane has been missing for 8 hours now If it had been terrorists, we would have known by now

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 06:29 PM (aTXUx)

953 Buzzsaw90 watch out.

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2014 06:29 PM (0xqKe)

954 Fuck. That's going to be me.

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 10:28 PM (hO8IJ)

not me . . . the feline overlords will devour all the tasty parts.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:29 PM (8lmkt)

955 "The state-owned carrier last month reported its fourth straight quarterly loss."

Anyone know what the insurance value of a 777 is.

I denounce myself for even thinking thoughts like this.

Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 07, 2014 06:30 PM (nkPV9)

956 Posted by: votermom at March 07, 2014 10:28 PM (8jH09)

Plenty of Islamic separatists in China, and Malaysia has its own problems.

I think it was over Vietnam, so Kim is not a probable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 07, 2014 06:30 PM (QFxY5)

957 Hello. Better to be mummified than eaten by cats. 🐱

Posted by: Justamom at March 07, 2014 06:30 PM (Sptt8)

958 947 The plane has been missing for 8 hours now If it had been terrorists, we would have known by now Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 10:29 PM (aTXUx) Probably a good call. Has anyone said anything about weather on the route?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:31 PM (0FSuD)

959 947 The plane has been missing for 8 hours now If it had been terrorists, we would have known by now Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 10:29 PM (aTXUx) Yeah. It's kinda close to Tom Clancy/Area 51 territory now.

Posted by: eman at March 07, 2014 06:31 PM (AO9UG)

960 * eyes the cat *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 06:32 PM (aDwsi)

961 Anyone know what the insurance value of a 777 is. I denounce myself for even thinking thoughts like this. Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 07, 2014 10:30 PM (nkPV9) It would be replacement cost, no help there. Also exposes airline to lawsuits, no help there.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:32 PM (0FSuD)

962 typical perverted Moron, the fur lined cuffs are rather weak and break easily, and so do beds from Ikea.....so I hear...

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 06:32 PM (LN8KM)

963 949 Fuck. That's going to be me. Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 10:28 PM (hO8IJ) not me . . . the feline overlords will devour all the tasty parts. Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 10:29 PM (8lmkt) Yes. This. The neighbors will report a smell, and the police will break down my front door to discover my half-gnawed corpse, and the cats looking at them like, "What?"

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 06:33 PM (sdi6R)

964 * eyes the cat *

watch your ass, Mikey . . . and, hey, check the food bowls, eh?

Posted by: the cat at March 07, 2014 06:33 PM (8lmkt)

965 I'm embarrassed and I should be. That was a horrible thing I accused you of. I wrote a few things down the other night and my stupidity led me to "conclude" that you were a pervert.

Thank God that other people were there to correct me, because I was stupid and "reactionary". I should have scrawled things down in a better fashion, in a more legible manner.

I "Owe You One", seeing as the depth of my charge was irresponsible, ignorant and idiotic.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:33 PM (lq3Ak)

966 950 "The state-owned carrier last month reported its fourth straight quarterly loss." Anyone know what the insurance value of a 777 is. I denounce myself for even thinking thoughts like this. Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 07, 2014 10:30 PM (nkPV9) Yeah, but insurance likely would just replace the 777.

Posted by: eman at March 07, 2014 06:33 PM (AO9UG)

967 Prediction : Debris spotted in S. China Sea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 06:33 PM (aDwsi)

968 Malaysia Airline officials tell reporters "we don't know where the flight is" I wonder if there was a loss of cabin pressure that cut the oxygen and heat like what happened to Payne Stewart in 1999

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 06:33 PM (aTXUx)

969 Maetenloch Maetenolch Maetenloch Otherwise, this one will go over 1K soon.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 06:34 PM (ojnk6)

970 not me . . . the feline overlords will devour all the tasty parts. Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 10:29 PM (8lmkt) .......... Me either!! Daughter 2 will wonder why I'm not doing her laundry and Hubby will start looking for me 10 minutes after his sammich isn't made.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 07, 2014 06:34 PM (f8cHe)

971 the cats looking at them like, "What?" Posted by: rickl ---------------- More likely serenely cleaning their chops with their paws.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 06:35 PM (aDwsi)

972 Imagine that. Someone gets called out for being a perv at the HQ.

Huh.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 06:35 PM (4Mv1T)

973 I'm ashamed that I couldn't do a simple search before I accused you of something. It was easy enough, but my stupid-ass couldn't be bothered.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:35 PM (lq3Ak)

974 Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 10:33 PM (lq3Ak)

aaawwwwww . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:35 PM (8lmkt)

975 I don't believe I've laughed, cried , shuddered , grimaced , but mostly lmao while reading anything as much as this post and thread.

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2014 06:35 PM (nqBYe)

976 What is this "women" thing you speak of?

Posted by: Pajama Boy at March 07, 2014 06:35 PM (mETGQ)

977 Plane cost $320 mill. I am sure it was leased from some firm in Ireland. The talking heads on Fox said that the 777 has had only one accident in its entire life and that this plane was only seven years old.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:35 PM (0FSuD)

978 @ 960 [Slapweasel] -- Well, hey -- for what it's worth, anytime you get this many reprobates in one place, you're going to have that sort of thing.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 07, 2014 06:36 PM (m0h0I)

979 My apologies to crazy Kim.

Posted by: votermom at March 07, 2014 06:36 PM (sJBlN)

980

953 947 The plane has been missing for 8 hours now

If it had been terrorists, we would have known by now

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 10:29 PM (aTXUx)

Yeah.

Flight path showed it crossing some areas of a whole lotta nothing.

It coulda gone down in the desert...which could explain the lack of reportage about it.

Probably a good call. Has anyone said anything about weather on the route?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:31 PM (0FSuD)

Janice Dean on Fox said she'd checked the weather at the time of the projected flight path...and there was "nothing".

Posted by: wheatie at March 07, 2014 06:36 PM (8quPO)

981 Zombies?

Posted by: eman at March 07, 2014 06:36 PM (AO9UG)

982 970 I don't believe I've laughed, cried , shuddered , grimaced , but mostly lmao while reading anything as much as this post and thread. Posted by: willow at March 07, 2014 10:35 PM (nqBYe) Yeah, it should reach 1000 on general principles.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

983 since i'm a woman and just showed up Maet will post something .
because fair.

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2014 06:37 PM (nqBYe)

984 the bff is a coverage attorney . . . if he's aware of this plane fiasco, he's probably on his knees right now praying that even a tiny portion of the ensuing litigation comes his way.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:37 PM (8lmkt)

985 972 And that crash in San Fran last year was pilot error, nothing to do with the plane or its design.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 06:37 PM (ojnk6)

986 I think I killed the water heater at the lake. We always shut it off at the electrical panel and drain the pipes before we close up each weekend, and I think I flipped the wrong switch and left it on all week with no water in it. Is that bad?

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2014 06:37 PM (zDfhl)

987 and yeah i just finished dinner dishes and laundry

jerks.

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2014 06:37 PM (nqBYe)

988 One more. Go 1K.

Posted by: grognard at March 07, 2014 06:38 PM (hjKMO)

989 970 - Willow - That's because you are not A. A Boeing 777 B. A passenger in a Boeing 777 C. In the back of a car D. A cat

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 06:38 PM (aDwsi)

990 Is that bad?

yes

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:38 PM (8lmkt)

991 Yeah, it should reach 1000 on general principles.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 10:37 PM (sdi6R)

you tell em!

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2014 06:38 PM (nqBYe)

992 It would be replacement cost, no help there. Also exposes airline to lawsuits, no help there.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:32 PM (0FSuD)

Understood.

Must just be my twisted mind at work. Even though I was a Military Policeman, I still got into the criminal investigation side enough to suit me too well.

How about passengers? Any high dollar life insurance policies on board? Any reason someone involved in Malaysian Airlines would want that particular plane to go down?

Questions that I would be asking since evidence of terrorist involvement is lacking as the black box. At the moment.

Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 07, 2014 06:38 PM (nkPV9)

993 I was thinking wing failure, but this is not a carbon fiber plane, so that's out. My guess, we'll never know. I am willing to bet though, that it's not stupid pilot error like the Air France crash.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:38 PM (0FSuD)

994 ALH - Pretty much like crossing the beams..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 06:39 PM (aDwsi)

995 and I think I flipped the wrong switch and left it on all week with no water in it. Is that bad? Posted by: ALH
---------------------------------------------

If it didn't start a fire, it would just burn out the elements.

They're cheap.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 06:39 PM (4Mv1T)

996 I don't think anyone will even notice I haven't been around before my cats finish my corpse and starve to death. *srednop*

Posted by: HR at March 07, 2014 06:39 PM (hO8IJ)

997 ALH - Wait..., did you drain the tank?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 06:39 PM (aDwsi)

998 If I'm not contrite and I'm not a Man of My Word? I've got nothing. I owe this man his apology, so as to make SURE no one thinks that he has done what I accused him of.

Nip Sip Did Not do what I accused him of.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (lq3Ak)

999 Temporal vortex? The plane landed on a dry lakebed in the Permian?

Posted by: eman at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (AO9UG)

1000 1000 posts on The international day of women thread Oh the shame.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (0FSuD)

1001 1000th?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Looking for a new nic at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (dkesm)

1002 1000?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (XWw96)

1003 Is this the 1000

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (0FSuD)

1004 1000th???? Go, President Perry!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (8lmkt)

1005 Eh. Close.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Looking for a new nic at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (dkesm)

1006 1000

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (GEICT)

1007 dammit

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (8lmkt)

1008 now

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (0FSuD)

1009 Payne Stewart's plane was track by radar continuously until it crashed. IIRC.

Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 07, 2014 06:40 PM (nkPV9)

1010 FUCK

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 07, 2014 06:41 PM (GEICT)

1011 So close

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 06:41 PM (XWw96)

1012 Irony? Yes, we much.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Looking for a new nic at March 07, 2014 06:41 PM (dkesm)

1013 988 I was thinking wing failure, but this is not a carbon fiber plane, so that's out. My guess, we'll never know. I am willing to bet though, that it's not stupid pilot error like the Air France crash. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:38 PM (0FSuD) We'll find out eventually. That Air France crash was a mystery until they found the black box. I think I recall some speculation of terrorism in that one, too, at first.

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 06:41 PM (sdi6R)

1014 Pug, you new nic could be Mr. 1000 (nay, it's lame)

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:41 PM (8lmkt)

1015 It's like New Years' Eve or something.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 07, 2014 06:41 PM (4Mv1T)

1016

964 Maetenloch

Maetenolch

Maetenloch

----------

Fridays are not his gig.

We will get whatever we get...and like it.

Posted by: wheatie at March 07, 2014 06:41 PM (8quPO)

1017 look morons it's for your women.

at least 1100

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2014 06:41 PM (nqBYe)

1018 That's OK, lose the 1000 post, win the $270 mill. Good trade!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:41 PM (0FSuD)

1019 I am not going to rule out terrorism.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 07, 2014 06:42 PM (RZ8pf)

1020 Nobody chases 666 anymore.

Posted by: eman at March 07, 2014 06:42 PM (AO9UG)

1021 Peaches. Better than Mr. 30 seconds. Sigh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Looking for a new nic at March 07, 2014 06:42 PM (dkesm)

1022 My husband flipped the reset switch. I am tired of the never ending maintenance on this place. About ready to put it up for sale.

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2014 06:42 PM (zDfhl)

1023 There is a goal to be met so I will help out. Waiting for the ONT. Fairly sober and have nothing to whine about so it would figure this would be the night it doesn't show up til after my curfew.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 07, 2014 06:42 PM (f8cHe)

1024 Failure to account for up/down drafts leads high and low shots at 1000M target.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 06:42 PM (aDwsi)

1025 Slapweasel, you're a good man. Like Nip, who isn't holding this over your head.

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2014 06:42 PM (0xqKe)

1026 1004 Payne Stewart's plane was track by radar continuously until it crashed. IIRC. They had a decompression and all froze to death. They sent up a fighter plane to check on the plane, it was on auto pilot. Everyone in the plane was dead just flying along.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:43 PM (0FSuD)

1027 993 If I'm not contrite and I'm not a Man of My Word? Ok, can you guys move into the downing a couple pitchers each portion of the proceedings so we can laugh at you drunkenly telling each other "I really love you man!"?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2014 06:43 PM (1XVYC)

1028 Thank you all for your testimony on my behalf. Thanks for the soothing words. Being wrong in this fashion certainly stings, as easy as it was to take two minutes to look back.

I love you guys and my appreciation and thanks is never-ending.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:44 PM (lq3Ak)

1029 Sudden urge to open a bottle of mead, crank up Immigrant Song, and run around in the snow in my boxers.

Some sort of genetic memory thing, maybe. But I'm not Scandi. I think.

Posted by: grognard at March 07, 2014 06:44 PM (hjKMO)

1030 Slapweasel, you're a good man. Like Nip, who isn't holding this over your head.

Posted by: L, elle at March 07, 2014 10:42 PM (0xqKe)

yup, that. two awesome morons. love you both.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

1031 It was at 35K feet when they lost contact, just before that it had dropped 200 ft and "changed course."

Posted by: votermom at March 07, 2014 06:44 PM (2J5ob)

1032 Ok, can you guys move into the downing a couple pitchers each portion of the proceedings so we can laugh at you drunkenly telling each other "I really love you man!"?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2014 10:43 PM (1XVYC)

and if only we could find a woman to make us some sammich's to go with this beer.

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2014 06:45 PM (nqBYe)

1033 Yes, we drained the tank. We drain the whole damn trailer in the winter every time we close up.

Posted by: ALH at March 07, 2014 06:45 PM (zDfhl)

1034 Thank you all for your testimony on my behalf. Thanks for the soothing words. Being wrong in this fashion certainly stings, as easy as it was to take two minutes to look back. I love you guys and my appreciation and thanks is never-ending. We're there bebe , we're there .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 07, 2014 06:45 PM (XWw96)

1035 fuck, I'm out of mead. Slap, I know you're kinda busy here, but a little prayer that peaches does not get into the tequila tonight would not go amiss.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:45 PM (8lmkt)

1036 They had a decompression and all froze to death. They sent up a fighter plane to check on the plane, it was on auto pilot. Everyone in the plane was dead just flying along. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 10:43 PM (0FSuD) I remember that.........it was crazy as we knew it was going to crash in SD. We just didn't know where.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 07, 2014 06:46 PM (f8cHe)

1037 1024 Sudden urge to open a bottle of mead, crank up Immigrant Song, and run around in the snow in my boxers. Pics, yada yada yada

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 07, 2014 06:46 PM (1XVYC)

1038 A friend of mine died of an apparent heart attack. They scrambled an AF plane out of Homestead to see what was going on, and followed until fuel ran out, and the plane crashed into the sea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 07, 2014 06:46 PM (aDwsi)

1039

999 ......Go, President Perry!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 10:40 PM (8lmkt)

I'm with you there, Peaches!

I hope he runs.

I'll gladly wave my pom poms for Perry.

Posted by: wheatie at March 07, 2014 06:46 PM (8quPO)

1040 1024 Sudden urge to open a bottle of mead, crank up Immigrant Song, and run around in the snow in my boxers. Some sort of genetic memory thing, maybe. But I'm not Scandi. I think. Posted by: grognard at March 07, 2014 10:44 PM (hjKMO) Here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 06:46 PM (sdi6R)

1041 I am thinking just a small Lear. A G-5 is way to much plane to keep up. That won't eat up but about $10 mill, leaves me $260 to spend on cars and hookers.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 07, 2014 06:47 PM (0FSuD)

1042 uck, I'm out of mead. Slap, I know you're kinda busy here, but a little prayer that peaches does not get into the tequila tonight would not go amiss.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 10:45 PM (8lmkt)

oy, at the least don't chase that with a dose of NyQuil!

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2014 06:47 PM (nqBYe)

1043 Yeah creeper dude bothered me too, WTF was that .... oh my niece is so hot and I ogle her constantly but I passed the test because I haven't schtupped her No takers on bacon cake meh

Posted by: Joe at March 07, 2014 06:48 PM (yVg8h)

1044 I'm with you there, Peaches!

I hope he runs.
I'll gladly wave my pom poms for Perry.

Posted by: wheatie at March 07, 2014 10:46 PM (8quPO)

wheatie, I would do just about anything for that guy. if my pom poms need upgrading, I would even do that. i want him in the WH, as soon as possible. it astonishes me how much i love him.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:48 PM (8lmkt)

1045 I over-apologize because I'm pissed at myself. I'll stop making you all feel uncomfortable now... lol. Please stop trying to placate my over-inflated ego.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:49 PM (lq3Ak)

1046

1036 I am thinking just a small Lear.

Yeah...it was an older Lear 35, one that had been rode hard and put up wet, by a charter company.

Posted by: wheatie at March 07, 2014 06:49 PM (8quPO)

1047 1036 That would be 10% of a net win, after various .Govs got done with you. Sorry to be a mellow harsher.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 07, 2014 06:49 PM (ojnk6)

1048 What state do you live in cuz I'm guessing you are playing with a bit of IRS money. Should I ever hit I am fortunate to live in a state with no state income tax. Granted I would lose some off the top but the state isn't going to nail me.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 07, 2014 06:50 PM (f8cHe)

1049 Slap . drop and do 50

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2014 06:50 PM (nqBYe)

1050 ONT

Posted by: wheatie at March 07, 2014 06:50 PM (8quPO)

1051 No takers on bacon cake meh

Posted by: Joe at March 07, 2014 10:48 PM (yVg8h)

my first thought was to ask, are you single? then we all got kind a distracted by the contretemps and the plane thingy. your bacon cake sounds like heaven . . . I can haz some?

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:51 PM (8lmkt)

1052 Hey, others!

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

1053 o sure ,can't do 1100

Posted by: willow at March 07, 2014 06:51 PM (nqBYe)

1054 I'm back. Show of hands who is drunk who is pantsless who has been banned

Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 06:52 PM (zOTsN)

1055 Here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxnAr6pRt0

Posted by: rickl at March 07, 2014 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

Oddly enough, that helped.

Bebe, here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ2Db_ppF9s

Because this is better than reality.

Posted by: grognard at March 07, 2014 06:53 PM (hjKMO)

1056 oh and any flouncing or trolls?

Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 06:53 PM (zOTsN)

1057 who is drunk

who is pantsless

who has been banned

Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 10:52 PM (zOTsN)

yes, yes, no. c'mon over to the ont, my dear.

Posted by: Peaches at March 07, 2014 06:53 PM (8lmkt)

1058 willow is magic

Posted by: thunderb at March 07, 2014 06:53 PM (zOTsN)

1059 I am drunk- (raises foot)

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 07, 2014 06:54 PM (LN8KM)

1060 Here's a forum of professional pilots and investigators discussing the missing flight http://tinyurl.com/lsmrsl9

Posted by: kbdabear at March 07, 2014 06:56 PM (aTXUx)

1061 "Fuck, I'm out of mead. Slap, I know you're kinda busy here, but a little prayer that peaches does not get into the tequila tonight would not go amiss. "
Posted by: Peaches

Darlin'... You've Got it!

Might Our Lord be into Alcohol Investigation this beautiful evening, I'd ask Him to look over Southern California for beautiful women. Not in That Manner, Lord. In the Meaning and manner of self-reliance, self-control and preservation of the Distilled Agave.

Our beautiful Peaches wishes for restraint, Lord. And I ask you grant this of her.

May tap-water and aldente noodles find sufficient quarter within our beloved's query. May her hunger be sated by Pink's Hot Dogs and a young man's eager, yet errant finger. ...and the like.

May our Warrior Queen of the Evening find sleep, peace and Your Love.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 06:59 PM (lq3Ak)

1062 Don't blame me

Posted by: Wi To Lo at March 07, 2014 07:01 PM (jucos)

1063 "who is drunk

who is pantsless

who has been banned "

Posted by: thunder

I'm really, really close on all of those!.

*removes pants*

Woooh. One step left.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 07, 2014 07:01 PM (lq3Ak)

1064 yes I am still banned.

Posted by: Leon Spinks at March 07, 2014 07:01 PM (qQk+U)

1065 Are we sure this was a woman's thread?

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 08, 2014 03:12 AM (T2V/1)

1066 One of y'all go make me a sammich. Please?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie© at March 08, 2014 12:01 PM (x8AwY)

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