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April 03, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (4-3-2014)
— Maetenloch

Well go here and find out. Or you could create your own local aircraft radar-map with a cheap $20 dongle and some software. I'm just waiting on a good discone antenna and an LNA to set up my own monitoring system.

The Thugs Get Their Man

Brendan Eich is out at Mozilla. His crime: Giving $1000 to the Prop 8 campaign which was passed by a majority of Californians in 2008. And having the same views on gay marriage that Obama publicly stated circa 2007. Therefore he must be shunned and kept unemployed.

And Mozilla in the midst of self-congratulation is blind to the beam in their own eye:

Jimmy Carter Blames the XXX for Obama's Snubbing of Him

And if you're familiar with the man and his work I think you already know exactly who the XXX are.

On Campaign Contribution Laws: "This isn't about getting rich guys out of politics - it's about the NEA and the AFT keeping competition off the field."

Asian #CancelColbert Activist Calls For Race War...Maybe?

Actually her statements are so muddled and contradictory that it's hard to say exactly what in the hell she's calling for...or rejecting...or maybe both simultaneously. Because she's not gonna let herself be oppressed by the white man's logic and tyranny of words with fixed meanings.

About the only things you can clearly conclude from her ramblings are that 1) she thinks "racism" is bad 2) she hates white people, and 3) she's chosen the Margaret Cho career path except with less funny and more activist anger.

What Liberals Condemn As "Cultural Appropriation" Is Actually Called "Learning"

What Jarrar condemns as "appropriation" is actually "learning." It is the transmission of new ideas, and the more sources they come from, the more vibrant the culture.

A lot of people traced the disturbing implications of Jarrar's view. Eugene Volokh asks why we don't complain about Asian musicians who play Beethoven-accompanied by a photo of Yo-Yo Ma.

Jarrar's rebuttal to defenders of cultural mixing: You're just whites who are whitesplaining.

RSM Responds to Internet Douche #2014-137

Two words for you, Greg: Individual responsibility.
Cultures don't rape people. Rapists rape people. What is objectionable about these endless "rape culture" lectures is that they represent an effort to demonize all men, to create a collective responsibility for crimes committed by individuals. Or, allegedly committed, as the circumstances in some cases are strongly disputed.
...The problem, which is rampant on university campuses, is that there is a Hook-Up Culture, a Friends With Benefits Culture, and a Let's Chug Vodka Until We're Nearly Comatose Culture, all of which lead to situations in which "consent" is a he-said/she-said dispute, where evidence is ambiguous or non-existent, and where some people want us to disregard all due process protections for the accused.

The Oenophile's Quandary

Applying Black-Scholes valuation to wines and potential wives.

The Top 5 Guns To Scare Your Daughter's Boyfriend

Well really any gun will work - especially when accompanied by photos of a pre-dug boyfriend-sized hole in the ground. But here the guys at Moss Pawn give their own suggestions.

Because standards: Porn Actress Booted From Neo-Nazi Party For Miscegenation

A porn star who was the face of a German far-right party has been fired - because she has sex with a black man in her latest film.
Ina Groll, who goes under the porn name 'Kitty Blair', had been widely featured in a high-profile campaign by the National Democratic Party of Germany (NDP).

She encouraged men to join the party by standing outside election polls dressed in revealing outfits.
But the blonde model has now been fired after senior NDP officals watched her latest porn film - and discovered she had slept with a black man.

Graffiti Artist Arrested For Vandalizing Graffiti

An artist who defaced several works of famed graffiti artist Banksy has been charged with the crime of vandalism -- which is pretty incredible since Banksy's collection is itself an act of vandalism.

David William Noll has been charged with FELONY vandalism. According to the criminal complaint -- obtained by TMZ -- Noll defaced 2 of Banksy's most famous works -- Girl on Swing and Peeing Dog.

Yahoo group. That is all.

The group thingy. And the middle class.

And my Twitter spew.

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1 yesh!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:33 PM (8lmkt)

2 Hey

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 06:33 PM (HVff2)

3 NINE!

...or something of that very nature.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 03, 2014 06:33 PM (lq3Ak)

4 Peaches FTW!

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 03, 2014 06:33 PM (noB3y)

5 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at April 03, 2014 06:34 PM (Ua6T/)

6 Shelter in first.

Posted by: oh yeah! at April 03, 2014 06:34 PM (08jH8)

7 Congrats Peaches

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 06:34 PM (HVff2)

8 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 10:33 PM (HVff2)

Hey, indeed, my cheatin' friend . . . smoked your ass this time, what?

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:34 PM (8lmkt)

9 Or sisxth???

Posted by: oh no! at April 03, 2014 06:34 PM (08jH8)

10 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 06:35 PM (JMmQ9)

11 I don't want to think about Jimmy Carter and Triple X in the same sentence.

Posted by: rickl at April 03, 2014 06:37 PM (sdi6R)

12 Ya'll are reading the post again, aren't you?

Posted by: LadyS at April 03, 2014 06:37 PM (5dip8)

13 Lena Dunham is soooo totally excited about Letterman's retirement 'cause of what it "could mean for the diversification of late night." That is all.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2014 06:37 PM (kqGWM)

14 Hahahaha. There you go Peaches.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:37 PM (GEICT)

15 Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 10:34 PM (8lm Yup, smoked by the Peaches

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 06:38 PM (HVff2)

"What's Flying Over Your Head Right Now?"

I dunno...probably drones, satellites and various other commercial and military craft.

Lately I've been wondering how hard it would be to bring down a drone.

...for purely hypothetical reasons, of course.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2014 06:39 PM (FWbLS)

17 I have a question for the Horde. My son is in the 3rd grade. He was studying for his math test tomorrow with my husband. One of the problems has him finding the missing length of the side of an object. They went all the way to a problem that said 2+3n=11, solve for n. Does this seem out of line for a 3rd grade lesson on perimeter and area? Hell, I don't remember anything from that year except learning cursive. Thanks, Peaches.

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2014 06:40 PM (ILBCY)

18 >>Lena Dunham is soooo totally excited about Letterman's retirement 'cause of what it "could mean for the diversification of late night." What? She hopes some fat stupid unattractive chick gets a show?

Posted by: Aviator at April 03, 2014 06:41 PM (3rrMW)

19 13 Lena Dunham is soooo totally excited about Letterman's retirement 'cause of what it "could mean for the diversification of late night." That is all. Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2014 10:37 PM (kqGWM) You mean someone funny & not a leftie douche rag

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 06:41 PM (HVff2)

20 Scaring your daughter's boyfriend: when he knocks (keep her inside until he stops honking and comes to the door) open the door wearing a snubbie in a shoulder rig. He will immediately see Charles Bronson in "Death Wish" ... and that his script indicates he is not Charles; you will see it in his eyes.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2014 06:41 PM (FlRtG)

21 We believe in openness & that no one should be persecuted for the beliefs they hold, no matter what they are. Except for Unpeople. We're OK with them sleeping in alleys.

Posted by: Mozilla at April 03, 2014 06:42 PM (sdi6R)

22 no good deed, that is absolutely ridiculous for a 3rd grader. of course, I live in California, so they don't even expect that kind of stuff from the college kids. as long as you support ghey marriage, you're golden here.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:42 PM (8lmkt)

23 Hell, I don't remember anything from that year except learning cursive. Posted by: no good deed ------------------------------------ Regarding kid's math. You are not alone. I remember weird word problems 10 years ago from Road Jr in 5th grade homework. They turned out to be geometry.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 06:42 PM (4Mv1T)

24 Evening Morons. Fuck Mozilla that is all.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2014 06:43 PM (Q8vlx)

25 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2014 06:43 PM (cMTdx)

26 cheap $20 dongle Tranny Thai hooker?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 06:43 PM (mx5oN)

27 "Lives there a woman with soul so dead She never dreams of a black in her bed?"

Posted by: HAL at April 03, 2014 06:43 PM (AIC5Z)

28 That's algebra.....3rd grade seems a little early. I was just learning multiplication tables. 2=3n=11...n=3

Posted by: BignJames at April 03, 2014 06:43 PM (HtUkt)

Woah! ...Anybody else watching Vikings right now?

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2014 06:43 PM (FWbLS)

30 "The Top 5 Guns To Scare Your Daughter's Boyfriend" AR-15 Assault Shotgun?

Posted by: Piles Morgan at April 03, 2014 06:43 PM (WlWt+)

31 Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon
when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Yaw know, I reckon
I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year
I'm gonna do it different. The last few years
I took your advice about where to go.
"Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went
to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
"Then two years ago you told me to go to the Bahamas,
and Earlene got pregnant again.
"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene
didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this
year that's different?"
"I'm taking Earlene with me."

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

32 I gave the boy a big thumbs up for getting the problems correct and told him, "You just solved a problem I didn't even learn until the 9th and 10th grade." It bolstered his confidence but dang, it was painful to watch.

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2014 06:44 PM (ILBCY)

33 That German chick is skanky.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 03, 2014 06:44 PM (zDsvJ)

34 always a little surprise when pixy lets me get away with that shit, but it cracked me up this morning and wanted to share with my peeps

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:45 PM (8lmkt)

35 'Sup slackers?! What are we drinking? Tapping House rum with a lime slice for me and brandy for the Grumpy Grandma.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 03, 2014 06:45 PM (EYfcP)

36 35 'Sup slackers?! What are we drinking? Tapping House rum with a lime slice for me and brandy for the Grumpy Grandma. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 03, 2014 10:45 PM (EYfcP) Cheap vodka and red bull. Yeah yeah yeah. I know Bannion.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:46 PM (GEICT)

37 Third grade introduction to algebra?! no good deed, is your kid in an advanced academic program? In third grade, my now-fifth grade son was given complex multiplication and long division ( in the stupid "regrouping" method) but not this kind of thing.

Posted by: LadyS at April 03, 2014 06:46 PM (5dip8)

38 My daughter's 3rd-grade curriculum (Private school) has her doing equations. She's doing fine, and math is not her strongest subject.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at April 03, 2014 06:46 PM (pl1y3)

39 That German chick is skanky. Posted by: Y-not --------------------------- She is.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 06:47 PM (4Mv1T)

40 Drinking? Coke Zero....I'm @work.

Posted by: BignJames at April 03, 2014 06:47 PM (HtUkt)

41 Drinking diet gingerale until this farkin cold goes away. *throws self pity party*

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 03, 2014 06:47 PM (zDsvJ)

42 Cheap vodka and red bull. Yeah yeah yeah. I know Bannion. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 10:46 PM (GEICT) And me too!

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:48 PM (JQkZU)

43 no good deed, is your kid in an advanced academic program?

He's in Catholic school, but I think every school in Alabama is under Common Core Curriculum.

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2014 06:48 PM (ILBCY)

44 The model of gun doesn't matter as much as the tarp with the dried blood you leave on the front porch

Posted by: phreshone at April 03, 2014 06:48 PM (kFxpe)

45 My daughter's 3rd-grade curriculum (Private school) has her doing equations. She's doing fine, and math is not her strongest subject. Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at April 03, 2014 10:46 PM (pl1y3) Flash cards.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:49 PM (JQkZU)

46 Wood chipper

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 03, 2014 06:49 PM (zDsvJ)

47 Cheap vodka and red bull. Yeah yeah yeah. I know Bannion. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk -------------------------------------------- i used to drink 100 proof vodka for a long time. I'd run out of tonic at night and use the kid's soda. Caffeine and high octane makes my heartbeat do weird stuff. I don't think it's good for the ticker.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 06:49 PM (4Mv1T)

48 And me too! Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 10:48 PM (JQkZU) We're switching things up a little this year. You, and several other Rons and Ettes, are getting a drink from me.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:49 PM (GEICT)

49 They went all the way to a problem that said 2+3n=11, solve for n. Does this seem out of line for a 3rd grade lesson on perimeter and area? It may not be meant to be algebra, even though it is. The first thing I notice is that it doesnÂ’t even involve fractions. So it may be just asking him to realize that if he moves the 2 over, heÂ’s just being asked, 3 times what equals 9? That said, while IÂ’m not sure itÂ’s out of line for a third-grader, it does seem a bit advanced if theyÂ’re actually using the Â“solve for nÂ” terminology. We did cursive in 2nd grade (actually, I did cursive in first gradeÂ—we had a small Catholic school with 2 grades per room and the nuns alternated each side giving the other side work to do; I thought these strange runes were so cool, I rushed through my first grade homework to practice, which I think is why my handwriting sucks so much today). I canÂ’t remember when we got into the xn+c forms. Or what we were even doing for math in grades 3-4. I donÂ’t think we did that, though.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 06:49 PM (WX3R9)

50 {{{{{Y-not}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:50 PM (8lmkt)

51 Not last!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 03, 2014 06:50 PM (IN7k+)

52 45 My daughter's 3rd-grade curriculum (Private school) has her doing equations. She's doing fine, and math is not her strongest subject.
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at April 03, 2014 10:46 PM (pl1y3)

Flash cards.
Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 10:49 PM (JQkZU) Hide posts from (JQkZU)

Yes... that's what it took, or else equations would absolutely not be going well at this point. =)

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at April 03, 2014 06:50 PM (pl1y3)

53 Atari Pac Man. The memories... People have slammed the guy who wrote the program for Pac Man, but I don't think we should blame him. Atari gave him a very limited amount of time to develop the game, and also insisted he keep the game small enough to fit in a 4KB cartridge. The whole game, including art assets, in 4096 bytes of space, and running on very limited hardware. (I'm typing this on a computer that has over 16 billion bytes of RAM... an Atari 2600 has 128 bytes of RAM. And the CPU in this computer is at least ten thousand times faster... a 4 GHz 64-bit processor with lots of cache, vs. a 1 MHz 8-bit chip! It must have been hard work to write those old games.) The later Ms. Pac Man game looked much better. And, it had an 8KB cartridge (double the size) and presumably more time spent in development. I think Atari believed the "Pac Man" brand was so strong that any game with that brand would succeed. History shows otherwise.

Posted by: mr_jack at April 03, 2014 06:50 PM (M59SC)

54 yo just woke up...think i'll make dinner and sleep again

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 03, 2014 06:50 PM (Ft87j)

55 13 Lena Dunham is soooo totally excited about Letterman's retirement 'cause of what it "could mean for the diversification of late night." That is all. Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2014 10:37 PM (kqGWM) Please oh please don't tell me she is in the running for a show.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 06:51 PM (QeH9j)

56 33 That German chick is skanky. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 03, 2014 10:44 PM (zDsvJ) Bic Pen model, my the ink on that girl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 06:51 PM (HVff2)

57 i used to drink 100 proof vodka for a long time. I'd run out of tonic at night and use the kid's soda. Caffeine and high octane makes my heartbeat do weird stuff. I don't think it's good for the ticker. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 10:49 PM (4Mv1T) Back in college I'd drink screwdrivers with 100proof.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:51 PM (GEICT)

58 Anyone read any of Miss Park's ramblings? It is a perfect example of critical theory gobblety-gook, absolutely incoherent.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2014 06:51 PM (VkXUE)

59 First day of funemployment, so naturally, I went to the range. Bad idea. I shot so poorly that I'm considering trading in all my guns and taking up golf, and discount a bunch of IQ points...(I've never met a golfer with an IQ above room temperature on a cold day. Flame on, bitches) "Eight ring?" I was happy just to hit paper. Of course, I have a significant amount of rage built up in my system after yesterday, so turning money into smoke and noise and (sometimes) little holes in paper was just the "recoil therapy" I needed.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 06:52 PM (JMmQ9)

60 43. My kids are in a Catholic school too and, yes, Common Core-"enhanced" textbooks are used. I'm disappointed by that and some other aspects of Catholic education, even here in the Arlington diocese, but I really can't homeschool...and there are, at least, no discipline problems and crap like that. Sigh.

Posted by: LadyS at April 03, 2014 06:52 PM (5dip8)

61 How long until "You don't use Mozilla? HOMOPHOBE!!!!111ELEVENTY1111"

Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 06:52 PM (Tjkt6)

62 It doesn't mater what type of gun you're carrying on your hip when you open the door if you also have a bloody butcher or very large chefs knife in hand too 😈.

Posted by: lindafell at April 03, 2014 06:52 PM (PGO8C)

63 Hello! Y-not, how is your father?

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 06:53 PM (gjOCp)

64 That math problem is nothing more than an exercise in fundamental problem solving using basic mathematic principles. If they're getting that in 3rd grade your kid has a huge step up on most kids her age. Be happy...very happy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 03, 2014 06:53 PM (0MVzQ)

65 I've never met a golfer with an IQ above room temperature on a cold day

That was SO un-called for, Alton. But, yeah, the range is usually way more satisfying.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:53 PM (8lmkt)

66 We're switching things up a little this year. You, and several other Rons and Ettes, are getting a drink from me. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 10:49 PM (GEICT) Appletini FTW! (As recommended from lindafell)

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 06:53 PM (JQkZU)

67 62 It doesn't mater what type of gun you're carrying on your hip when you open the door if you also have a bloody butcher or very large chefs knife in hand too 😈. Posted by: lindafell at April 03, 2014 10:52 PM (PGO8C) "Just remember boy, whatever you do to her, I'm going to do to you."

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:53 PM (GEICT)

68 Good evening horde.

Posted by: mpfs, former Mozilla user at April 03, 2014 06:54 PM (N52gc)

69 Alton. Sorry to hear about the new employment status. Don't trade the guns for clubs. You will only be MOAR frustrated.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 06:54 PM (4Mv1T)

70 How did "white people" become responsible for Stephen Colbert? Limit it to French white people and we have a deal.

Posted by: Beagle at April 03, 2014 06:54 PM (sOtz/)

71 OK, Midori + NoJS is great in Linux, and unstable as hell in Windows.

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 06:54 PM (zVHPa)

72 How does Arsinio get a show on late nite? He's about as funny as Lena Dunham wearing a strap on.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2014 06:54 PM (Q8vlx)

73 I'll be moving to your diocese this summer, LadyS. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2014 06:54 PM (ILBCY)

74 Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 10:51 PM (GEICT 151 Rum & Mt. Dew, yes, drunk in public

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 06:54 PM (HVff2)

75 i used to drink 100 proof vodka for a long time. I'd run out of tonic at night and use the kid's soda. Caffeine and high octane makes my heartbeat do weird stuff. I don't think it's good for the ticker. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 10:49 PM Back in college I'd drink screwdrivers with 100proof. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 10:51 PM I'm tellin' ya: Val-U-Rite with a splash of peppermint schnapps is teh bomb

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

76 I'm tellin' ya: Val-U-Rite with a splash of peppermint schnapps is teh bomb Helps clean fuel injector deposits, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 06:55 PM (mx5oN)

77 So, being that this is the first day I've made it through without serious levels of medication in a while....

I've been doing a road trip through the low country of GA and SC with the BH. Thanks to restaurant recommendations -- we did Huey's on the river in Savannah before we both got completely incoherent; and we've now done Slightly North of Broad and The Wreck in Charleston. These were most excellent suggestions and and I thank the Horde for sharing them....and when I'm feeling better still and back with my beloved 23" readable monitor and email archives, I may even dig out who said what.

This is my first trip to the Georgia coast, though I have been to Georgia before.....

Ol' Cthulhu went down to Georgia, lookin' for some minds to steal.
He was in a bind -- 'cos he was way behind -- and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And Cthulhu jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give eldritch his due:
"I bet a font of wine against your mind, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos R'lyeh now gates to Georgia and Yog-Sothoth deals the cards.
And if you win you get this endless source of wine.
But if you lose, Cthulhu gets your mind.

Then Cthulhu opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And ichor dripped from his fingertips and rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of shoggoths joined in and it sounded something like this.
When Cthulhu finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Madness walks among us, flee women and chile.
Cthulhu's in his house on the risin' isle.
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, should a rock bite?"
"No, child, no."

Ol' Cthulhu bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that miraculous wine font on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Cooth, just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been."

And he played Madness walks among us, flee women and chile.
Cthulhu's in his house on the risin' isle.
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, should a rock bite?"
"No, child, no."

But such is the nature of madness, that it always twists and turns.
Until such time as it can make its way inside and start to burn.
And as Cooth stumbled offstage while johnny kept his mind,
He quietly chuckled to himself, "wait 'til he tastes the wine."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2014 06:56 PM (cMTdx)

78 61 How long until "You don't use Mozilla? HOMOPHOBE!!!!111ELEVENTY1111" Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 10:52 PM (Tjkt6) April 3rd 2014.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 06:56 PM (QeH9j)

79 151 Rum & Mt. Dew, yes, drunk in public Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 03, 2014 10:54 PM (HVff2) I've mixed just about everything with the Dew. Drank Tanqueray and Mt Dew for a time. SoCo and Dew. Vodka and Mt Dew actually has a nameÂ…a VooDew. Vodka and Dt Mtn Dew is a VooDieDew.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 06:56 PM (GEICT)

80 About the only things you can clearly conclude from her ramblings are that 1) she thinks "racism" is bad 2) she hates white people, and 3) she's chosen the Margaret Cho career path except with less funny and more activist anger.

Uh, we got nothin'.

Posted by: Shithouse Rats at April 03, 2014 06:56 PM (Dwehj)

81 yesh!
That bastard McCain is sockpuppeting Peaches!!! (Although I'll let it slide if it was Sean Connery.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 03, 2014 06:56 PM (hn5v5)

82 >>>Asian #CancelColbert Activist Calls For Race War...Maybe?<<<

Kinda reminds me of another story I'd seen recently. Jeremy Clarkson and Top Gear are being sued by some Indian "actress" after their episode where they attempt to build a bridge over the River Kwai.

From the article (whole thing in nic)- "Towards the end of the episode, after the rickety bridge was constructed, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson stand at the end admiring it. As a local man is crossing the bridge, though, Clarkson remarks that "there's a slope on it," ostensibly commenting on the shape and slant of the bridge. Now, for those not up to date with their racist phrases, "slope" also doubles as a derogatory term for people of Asian descent. Knowing this, it certainly looks like Clarkson's statement could have been more than just unfortunate timing."

"This whole affair has left Somi Guha, an Indian-born actress, rather angry. She's so upset by Clarkson's use of the phrase that she's retained a group of lawyers called Equal Justice to sue the BBC for one million pounds ($1.66 million), accusing the network of airing of "casual racism," according to her written complaint to the BBC. Anglophiles or Brits will know Equal Justice as the group behind the Big Brother racism lawsuits."

""Jeremy Clarkson has made derogatory comments about Mexicans. Now he bullies an Asian person. It has to stop," Guha said in her statement."

Posted by: Hate Miser at April 03, 2014 06:57 PM (08jH8)

83 Re: Cultural appropriation.

So, according to liberals it actually is racist cultural thievery for non-whites to make a Santa that isn't white? I ask because I fairly distinctly remember liberals explaining it was racist for whites to insist on keeping St. Nick to ourselves.

Posted by: f2000 at April 03, 2014 06:57 PM (FcMtg)

84
Don't come to the door and ask for my daughter, y'all aint goin to take her anywhere.

Sit out in the car and honk the horn, I may just shoot the car a couple times.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2014 06:57 PM (SAMxH)

85 I live near SFO. I look up once in a while to watch a 747 make a big turn before heading in for landing. Other than that - meh.

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2014 06:57 PM (AO9UG)

86 Are y'all talking about Arlington, TX?

Posted by: lindafell at April 03, 2014 06:58 PM (PGO8C)

87 Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2014 10:56 PM (cMTdx)

oh, honey . . . you doin' okay? you know you are much loved.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 06:58 PM (8lmkt)

88 Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2014 10:56 PM (cMTdx) Nicely done, tentacled one! Hope you're feeling much better!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 06:58 PM (mx5oN)

89 Chavez the Hugo, How was Vegas? Is your son settled in?

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 06:58 PM (gjOCp)

90 thanks for noticing, Horde a bad day at the range will always be better than a good day at the golf course

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 06:58 PM (JMmQ9)

91 cool photo FOX 4 NEWS ‏@FOX4 1h That will make you want to leave early.. Storm rolling through during the Frisco RoughRiders ballgame.. pic.twitter.com/unWADMJt1W

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2014 06:59 PM (DmNpO)

92 {{{Peaches!}}}

Posted by: mpfs, former Mozilla user at April 03, 2014 06:59 PM (N52gc)

93 90 thanks for noticing, Horde a bad day at the range will always be better than a good day at the golf course Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 10:58 PM (JMmQ9) It's been my experience that there's no such thing as a good day at the golf course...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 07:00 PM (mx5oN)

94 mpfs!!! omg, this is soooooo cool!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:00 PM (8lmkt)

95 He quietly chuckled to himself, "wait 'til he tastes the wine." I always wondered about the last line in the original. IÂ’ve never been certain the devil lost. Â“IÂ’m the best thatÂ’s ever beenÂ” is showing quite a bit of Pride. And a fiddle of gold can buy quite a bit of badness.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 07:00 PM (WX3R9)

96 no good deed, in many ways you'll love the Diocese. Catholic education is on the cafeteria side in lots of schools (see the Charlotte Catholic High issue) but the priests really are terrific. Welcome in advance!

Posted by: LadyS at April 03, 2014 07:00 PM (5dip8)

97 Obligatory "Fascism is NOT right wing!!" comment.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 03, 2014 07:00 PM (R+XDI)

98 coolest thing I have seen an airplane do is a b2 fly down the hudson river loop around the SoL and fly back up river. My view was looking between two buildings, it appeared out of nowhere, disappeared and a minute later it reappeared northbound and disappeared again. Hardly made sound, if it was not banking and showing its trailing edge I may not have even noticed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 07:00 PM (rDidD)

99 That German chick is skanky. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 03, 2014 10:44 PM (zDsvJ) She's a German porn star. Skanky's kind of baked into the cake, so to speak.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at April 03, 2014 07:00 PM (8OfdL)

100 It's been my experience that there's no such thing as a good day at the golf course... ...or a bad day at the range...

Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 07:01 PM (Tjkt6)

101 86. Arlington,VA for me.

Posted by: LadyS at April 03, 2014 07:01 PM (5dip8)

102 Carol Vegas was the bomb. Son is all settled in. He drove me right down the strip on Friday nite. Solid traffic as far as you could see. Crazy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2014 07:01 PM (Q8vlx)

103 It's been my experience that there's no such thing as a good day at the golf course...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 11:00 PM (mx5oN)

my worst day on the golf course beats the crap out of my best day at the office. i honestly don't know what y'all are thinkin' here. where else can you pound a brewski at 8 in the morning and no one looks askance?

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:01 PM (8lmkt)

104 "Does this seem out of line for a 3rd grade lesson on perimeter and area? Hell, I don't remember anything from that year except learning cursive."

Cursive? I can't write that. I can't even read that!

Posted by: Rachel Jenteal at April 03, 2014 07:01 PM (noWW6)

105 Are y'all talking about Arlington, TX?

No ma'am. Arlington, VA. I believe Arlington, TX is in the Diocese of Ft. Worth.

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2014 07:01 PM (ILBCY)

106 We should overlook Clarkson's insufferable Britishness and make him an honorary moron. We owe him for punching Piers Morgan in the snoot.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 03, 2014 07:02 PM (l3vZN)

107 "Carol Vegas was the bomb."

Someone's long lonely search for a drag name just ended.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 07:02 PM (noWW6)

108 Miss ya Peaches! Been battling the elements here on the East Coast. Now that the ground is thawing the basement is flooding. New sump pump on the way. I knew there was a reason I never wanted basements. How's dad?

Posted by: mpfs, former Mozilla user at April 03, 2014 07:02 PM (N52gc)

109 Cursive? I can't write that. I can't even read that! Posted by: Rachel ------------------ We don't even teach that.

Posted by: Indiana at April 03, 2014 07:03 PM (aDwsi)

110 Sit out in the car and honk the horn, I may just shoot the car a couple times. Posted by: irongrampa ----------------------------------------- THAT'S what I'M talkin' about! IG FTW!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 07:03 PM (4Mv1T)

111 Mom? Is that you in that German scheisse film???

Posted by: eric cartman at April 03, 2014 07:03 PM (hn5v5)

112 Hi. Any underground Morin's in Baltimore? Sorry for o/ t

Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 03, 2014 07:04 PM (mbi6/)

113 The Mozilla stuff makes me sick. How can that even be legal? If you forced someone out because they believed in gay marriage, the gay mafia would be burning the place down.

I'm not even a SoCon, and this stuff pisses me off beyond belief. I could get behind gay marriage if the supporters weren't jackboot fascists.

Posted by: Uniden at April 03, 2014 07:04 PM (13G+x)

114 I could get behind gay marriage Phrasing!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 07:04 PM (mx5oN)

115 Asian chicks are hot hot hot.

Posted by: whitesplainer at April 03, 2014 07:04 PM (15qFH)

116 so, ina groll vs belle knox "fuck off" or some kinda porn something or other pay per view?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 07:05 PM (rDidD)

117 my worst day on the golf course beats the crap out of my best day at the office. i honestly don't know what y'all are thinkin' here. where else can you pound a brewski at 8 in the morning and no one looks askance? -------------------------- But I hafta buy more golf balls for a round of 18 than I do ammo for a 3Gun match.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 07:05 PM (4Mv1T)

118 A guy I know does photography work on the side. One of his latestÂ….http://tinyurl.com/mgxh3ek Crossbow FTW.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 07:05 PM (GEICT)

119 Jimmy Carter Blames the XXX for Obama's Snubbing of Him And if familiar with the man and his work I think you already know exactly who the XXX are. Water-borne attack rabbits!

Posted by: mindful webworker in a canoe without a paddle at April 03, 2014 07:05 PM (U13jb)

120 112 Nothing is o/t on the ONT.

Posted by: mpfs, former Mozilla user at April 03, 2014 07:05 PM (N52gc)

121 kids should do any math they can do at the first age they can do it.

math never hurts any one. lack of math hurts every one.

Posted by: jc at April 03, 2014 07:05 PM (PlzOe)

122 How's dad?

Posted by: mpfs, former Mozilla user at April 03, 2014 11:02 PM (N52gc)

He's good, mpfs, thanks for asking. Not happy with my potty-mouth, but it's not like he's got a lot of options. You're on the east coast? really? anywhere near cape cod? i used to own that. not in a legal sense but still . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:05 PM (8lmkt)

123 That is one hell of a picture, NDH!

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2014 07:06 PM (ILBCY)

124 Water-borne attack rabbits! Posted by: mindful webworker in a canoe without a paddle firebreathing as well

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 07:06 PM (rDidD)

125 But I hafta buy more golf balls for a round of 18 than I do ammo for a 3Gun match. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 11:05 PM (4Mv1T) Drink Cart Girl.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 07:06 PM (GEICT)

126 Pac-Man? That crap?
Frogger rules!

Posted by: george costanza at April 03, 2014 07:06 PM (hn5v5)

127 Ok, gotcha. I'm not up to speed on my Dioceses'. I'm one of those barely Catholics, as in baptized and married in the church.

Posted by: lindafell at April 03, 2014 07:06 PM (PGO8C)

128 Don't come to the door and ask for my daughter, y'all aint goin to take her anywhere. Sit out in the car and honk the horn, I may just shoot the car a couple times. Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2014 10:57 PM My daughters are fourteen years old. I really need to acquire a 1911 in the next fourteen or twelve months. ...although being in the process of field-stripping an SKS on the coffee table when he shows up has it's own deterrent affect...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 07:06 PM (JMmQ9)

129 118 A guy I know does photography work on the side. One of his latestÂ….http://tinyurl.com/mgxh3ek Crossbow FTW. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 11:05 PM (GEICT) Cute but she has a case of Noassatall.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 07:07 PM (mx5oN)

130 I'm sorry Alton. I hope you find something soon.

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 07:07 PM (gjOCp)

131 Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 11:01 PM (8lmkt)

This seems like a rational point....and made by a Red Sox fan, which makes it quite rare.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2014 07:07 PM (QFxY5)

132 As insufferable as Carter has been to public discourse for the past few decades, just imagine how much worse Obama will be once he hits the lecture circuit in 2017. Whether or not the world will be in complete chaos due to a completely collapsed foreign policy remains to be seen.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 03, 2014 07:07 PM (WlWt+)

133 ...although being in the process of field-stripping an SKS on the coffee table when he shows up has it's own deterrent affectÂ… Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 11:06 PM (JMmQ9) Pump action shotgun. Rack it a couple times. There's just a visceral reaction to that sound.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 07:08 PM (GEICT)

134 After I left today, my dad started having some kind of problem that might be a pulmonary embolism. He's been having some bleeds in his esophagus, so they're hesitant about giving him blood thinners. He's already in Harborview, they took him right back down to ICU, so he's in the right place. Prayers appreciated.

Posted by: Dave M at April 03, 2014 07:08 PM (Vm3v/)

135 So what are good browser alternatives, since the time has come to tell Mozilla to go fuck itself? I don't trust Google, so Chrome is out. IE is shit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2014 07:08 PM (5mB4F)

136 Peaches! What did you think of the latest boneheaded move on survivor by one of the brainless.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 03, 2014 07:08 PM (LI48c)

137 Ok, there is a drink called 'Ewok teabagging a mexican crossing the border at midnight.' The site keeps locking up but these are the basics.. ---- The best recipe for a Ewok Teabagging A Mexican Trying To Cross The Border At Midnight alcoholic mixed drink, containing Absolut Peppar, Cabo Wabo, Hpnotiq and Jagermeister. Includes mixing instructio...

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 07:08 PM (QeH9j)

138 Hi. Any underground Morin's in Baltimore? Sorry for o/ t Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 03, 2014 11:04 PM (mbi6/) You should not be ashamed. I can think of TruckMonkey, DC in Towson, Gingy, and Weirddave.

Posted by: Vendette at April 03, 2014 07:08 PM (JQkZU)

139 dude, if yo need a gun for your daughters boyfriends you are doing it wrong, or they are dating 30 year olds.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 07:08 PM (rDidD)

140 Peaches, I'm in North East Pennsylvania. Dallas to be exact. I can't believe it will be a year soon since I left Cali. Still listen to KFI though!

Posted by: mpfs, former Mozilla user at April 03, 2014 07:08 PM (N52gc)

141 76 I'm tellin' ya: Val-U-Rite with a splash of peppermint schnapps is teh bomb

Helps clean fuel injector deposits, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 10:55 PM (mx5oN)

Back in college, I used to drink Bacardi 151 for the joy it brought when the next guy couldn't.

....and then there was the charming little layered drink we used to pour -- the "green death". Freeze a bottle of standard 80-proof green Creme de Menthe, 100-proof clear peppermint schnapps, and 151-proof straw-colored Bacardi.

Take a shotglass, and pour them under each other -- fill the shotglass 1/3 with the rum, then slowly trickle the schnapps along the side of the tilted glass until you were 2/3 full, then slowly trickle the cdm along the side to finish. You end up with a strikingly layered drink (because of the large differential in specific gravity) that leaves a cool, minty, fresh aftertaste....and can mess you up in short order.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2014 07:08 PM (cMTdx)

142 Noassatall.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 11:07 PM (mx5oN)

Caused by a case of: "I'll have a salad with dressing on the side."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2014 07:08 PM (QFxY5)

143 Drink Cart Girl. Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk ------------------------------- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. I live on a golf course. I'll take the range any day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 07:09 PM (4Mv1T)

144 press@mozilla.com Just sent their PR folks an email telling them I will no longer use Firefox because of their intolerant fascism. C'mon, morons. Show them the power of the horde.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 03, 2014 07:10 PM (dTh2r)

145 Prayers Dave m. Hope your dad overcomes .

Posted by: Moki at April 03, 2014 07:10 PM (EvHC8)

146 I am a Moron. I know some Morins too. I live close enough to Baltimore where I can go and get it if I want it, but far enough away where it cannot come and visit me. IYKWIM

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at April 03, 2014 07:10 PM (jucos)

147 BC, in high school, my drink of choice was vodka with an orange cranberry Tropicana Twister.

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2014 07:10 PM (ILBCY)

148 "As insufferable as Carter has been to public discourse for the past few decades, just imagine how much worse Obama will be once he hits the lecture circuit in 2017." "500 Ways to Say 'It's Not My Fault' " ... upcoming rap hit ...

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2014 07:11 PM (FlRtG)

149 And a fiddle of gold can buy quite a bit of badness. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 11:00 PM So, since you brought this up...how much "badness" can a harmonica made of gold buy? I'm asking for a friend...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 07:11 PM (JMmQ9)

150 So, Peaches, are you coming to our national moron meetup in vegas if we pull it off?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 07:11 PM (rDidD)

151 There's just a visceral reaction to that sound.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 11:08 PM (GEICT)

Nah.

People who know the sound aren't about to be assholes to your daughters.

People who don't know the sound aren't going to care.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2014 07:11 PM (QFxY5)

152 Waterhouse: Try Opera not perfect but does the job.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2014 07:11 PM (Q8vlx)

153 Dave M, Hope your dad gets better. Prayers up.

Posted by: mpfs, former Mozilla user at April 03, 2014 07:11 PM (N52gc)

154 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. I live on a golf course. I'll take the range any day. Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 11:09 PM (4Mv1T) I'm of the opinion that you can't go wrong with either.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 07:11 PM (GEICT)

155 The wife left a bottle of Svedka Clementine vodka laying about, it's not bad straight, with a Sierra Nevada chaser. YMMV

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 03, 2014 07:11 PM (X3xYu)

156 Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 11:05 PM (GEICT) Nice pic but suffering from Noassatall.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 07:12 PM (QeH9j)

157 @82 Wow. Jezza said a bad word. Scandalous.

Posted by: Beagle at April 03, 2014 07:12 PM (sOtz/)

158 What did you think of the latest boneheaded move on survivor by one of the brainless.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 03, 2014 11:08 PM (LI48c)

LOVED IT!!!! i wanted to donkey punch her. so, yay!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:12 PM (8lmkt)

159 We used to like Fuzzy Navels. Peach Schnapps and OJ. The octane wasn't high enough so we added vodka. Soon we just omitted OJ from the recipe.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 07:12 PM (4Mv1T)

160 87 Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2014 10:56 PM (cMTdx)

oh, honey . . . you doin' okay? you know you are much loved.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 10:58 PM (8lmkt)

I'm doing ok -- got tons of fun over the last few days despite being medicated out the yin-yang....hell, it even cut into my drinking! But I'm definitely on the mend. No worries.

Besides, however loved and respected I may be in these parts....it's not like I'm Peaches or anything.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2014 07:12 PM (cMTdx)

161 VIA also lives in Baltimore

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 03, 2014 07:13 PM (R+XDI)

162 anyone surprised Peaches donkey punches?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 07:13 PM (rDidD)

163 Hey, where all the white wimmen at?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2014 07:13 PM (6tVqX)

164 So, Peaches, are you coming to our national moron meetup in vegas if we pull it off?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 11:11 PM (rDidD)

of course not. don't do vegas. cripes, it's like you don't even know me.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:13 PM (8lmkt)

165 Ha. Insomniac. I didn't see your comment before posting.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 07:14 PM (QeH9j)

166 of course not. don't do vegas. cripes, it's like you don't even know me. Posted by: Peaches yeah but, morons

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 07:14 PM (rDidD)

167 Rice War!

Posted by: Uncle Ben at April 03, 2014 07:14 PM (wu/TK)

168 LOVED IT!!!! i wanted to donkey punch her. so, yay!!! Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 11:12 PM (8lmkt)

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 07:14 PM (GEICT)

169 Peaches, I'll be visiting San Diego so we must meet up!

Posted by: mpfs, former Mozilla user at April 03, 2014 07:14 PM (N52gc)

170 That is one hell of a picture, NDH! *** No kidding! I wonder if the folks on the field could see what was coming.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2014 07:15 PM (DmNpO)

171
Anyone have experience/knowledge about Bing?

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2014 07:15 PM (SAMxH)

172 Y5, y'all can come to my local neighborhood pub. before it gets dark. i'll be there. otherwise, no. go ahead, taze me, bro. i yam what i yam.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:15 PM (8lmkt)

173 165 Ha. Insomniac. I didn't see your comment before posting. Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 11:14 PM (QeH9j) Great minds and all that.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 03, 2014 07:15 PM (mx5oN)

174 95 He quietly chuckled to himself, "wait 'til he tastes the wine."

I always wondered about the last line in the original. IÂ’ve never been certain the devil lost. Â“IÂ’m the best thatÂ’s ever beenÂ” is showing quite a bit of Pride. And a fiddle of gold can buy quite a bit of badness.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 11:00 PM (WX3R9)

Good on you to pick up on that....I didn't figure that he was going away entirely disappointed in the original, either.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 03, 2014 07:15 PM (cMTdx)

175 So, since you brought this up...how much "badness" can a harmonica made of gold buy? I'm asking for a friend... Tell your friend about $40,000 worth of badness. If itÂ’s solid. Hollow, which I guess a harmonica would be, no idea.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 07:15 PM (WX3R9)

176 of course ~~not~~. ~~don't~~ do vegas. cripes, it's like you ~~don't~~ even know me.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 11:13 PM (8lmkt)

Free beer.

Once again....free beer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2014 07:15 PM (QFxY5)

177 I'm in North East Pennsylvania. Dallas to be exact. Small world. I knew a bunch of kids in college who grew up in Dallas. They've all scattered, however.

Posted by: t-bird at April 03, 2014 07:15 PM (FcR7P)

178 Redskins sign Colt McCoy to add to RGKnee and Kirk Cousins..... Hmmmm. If I had my way the Redskins would send RGKnee to the highest bidder. I really believe that his NFL days are numbered. He is a runner, and that doesn't work for an NFL QB unless you are at least 6'5" - 250 pounds. RGKnee is just not big enough to survive the NFL beatings he will continue to receive.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at April 03, 2014 07:15 PM (jucos)

179 DaveM, I will pray for your Dad's full recovery. G'night, everybody. My kids will be up before 6:00. (Peaches level cussing...)

Posted by: LadyS at April 03, 2014 07:16 PM (5dip8)

180

159 We used to like Fuzzy Navels. Peach Schnapps and OJ.

The octane wasn't high enough so we added vodka. Soon we just omitted OJ from the recipe.

------------------

In my college days, (dry county) Mad Dog "Peach" was a saleable substitute... add sprite as needed.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 03, 2014 07:16 PM (X3xYu)

181 f course not. don't do vegas. cripes, it's like you don't even know me. Posted by: Peaches --------------------------------------- Me neither. Never been interested to go.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 07:16 PM (4Mv1T)

182 My house is in a busy flight path out of SFO. Everything flies over me. I even had the firkin' Space Shuttle fly over me mounted on the back of a 747. I can identify just about every airplane and the carrier. Of course, my situation is repeated about a million times all over the USA. I have a friend in Burbank, CA. Spent some nights over at his place. Makes my place seem like a lonely backwater by comparison.

Posted by: navybrat at April 03, 2014 07:16 PM (JgC5a)

183 Once again....free beer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2014 11:15 PM (QFxY5)

if i couldn't afford beer, i would not drink it. fuckin' Jersey boy, have you learned nothing???

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:17 PM (8lmkt)

184 "19 13 Lena Dunham is soooo totally excited about Letterman's retirement 'cause of what it "could mean for the diversification of late night." I've been into the diversification of late night for years and years.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck at April 03, 2014 07:17 PM (0Pvno)

185 "Carter Blames Jews for Obama's Snubs"

And the Jews killed Kenny! Or that other guy with the name with five characters. The Jewish plumber? Something like that. I can never keep it all straight.

Anyway, Carter is frantic now that there's actual competition for the championship belt of Worst President Ever, and he's dialing up his game.

The latest is that Iran have, in their latest barehanded-slap-across-the-face to the USA, nominated a new UN envoy. The kicker here being that this envoy was, in the late Seventies, among the screaming student radicals who took the staff of the American embassy in Tehran hostage.

Any American administration with a spine would say, "No way, Ray. You can name this guy as an envoy, but to get to the UN in New York, he has to cross American soil, and we're not letting that fucker anywhere near. Find someone else."

This is not an American administration with a spine. The Secretariat of State is absolutely desperate to keep his ludicrous "disarmament" deal with Iran going, and the mullahs are contemptously demanding that he credential this thug. Or else the deal is off.

So Carter says -- and who could have seen this coming -- that Obama and Kerry should let the guy in, because he was a "college student" back in the day and can't be held responsible today for what he did.

Oh, of COURSE. A college student. Why didn't the rest of us realize that?

Now if there's one thing on which I'm sure we can all agree, it's that streaking, swallowing goldfish, and loud keggers with puke on the lawn, and even throwing a burning couch off the roof of the dorm, are _exactly morally equvalent_ to violently sacking an embassy (which is sovereign soil of the country it represents) and taking its diplomatic staff hostage at gunpoint. Precisely comparable!

Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 07:18 PM (noWW6)

186 Anyone have experience/knowledge about Bing? Posted by: irongrampa ------------------------------ I use it almost exclusively, except for maps sometimes. The main reason I use it is because it is not Google

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 07:18 PM (4Mv1T)

187 Chavez I'm glad you had a good time! Torquewrench, I guess Carol Vegas would make a good drag queen name.

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 07:18 PM (gjOCp)

188 Anyone have experience/knowledge about Bing? Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2014 11:15 PM (SAMxH) Seems to have better results than google. Althouh I do use both.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 07:18 PM (QeH9j)

189 When I looked up at our delightful sunset, I saw three contrails all pointing toward the same area out west, presumably that thar military base. When I hear military jets roar overhead, I smile, knowing that's some local lads learning and enjoying. Smile's become a bit wan in recent years, but still, keeping the peacetime. I think, it is not so in much of the world, that one hears a jet and does not fear.

Posted by: mindful webworker to the east of there at April 03, 2014 07:19 PM (U13jb)

190 Carter Blames Jews for Obama's Snubs

that fuckin' shittard always had it in for the Jews. keeps beclowning himself. surprise to no one.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:19 PM (8lmkt)

191 Just finished reading P.J. OÂ’RourkeÂ’s Parliament of Whores. A handful of quotes: Â“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.Â” Â“The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.Â” Â“A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.Â” Â“Â…being specific is the essence of lawmaking and the whole difference between having a Congress and having a mom.Â” Â“It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth. Enormous effort and elaborate planning are required to waste this much money.Â”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 07:19 PM (WX3R9)

192 there used to be a spot just off the freeway in Millbrae where you could watch the jets taxi, up, turn, and take off--and feel the jet exhaust in yer face

Posted by: Jules ( counting down from zero ) at April 03, 2014 07:19 PM (JyjXt)

193 As a matter of fact the airplane in the graphic almost certainly passed directly over my abode.

Posted by: navybrat at April 03, 2014 07:19 PM (JgC5a)

194 178 Redskins sign Colt McCoy to add to RGKnee and Kirk Cousins..... Hmmmm. If I had my way the Redskins would send RGKnee to the highest bidder. I really believe that his NFL days are numbered. He is a runner, and that doesn't work for an NFL QB unless you are at least 6'5" - 250 pounds. RGKnee is just not big enough to survive the NFL beatings he will continue to receive.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at April 03, 2014 11:15 PM (jucos)

i know who would pounce on that in a heartbeat

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at April 03, 2014 07:20 PM (nEIMV)

195 Bing serves a Moron well. Cool opening page.

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2014 07:20 PM (AO9UG)

196 I'm giving the Opera browser a spin right now.

Posted by: no good deed at April 03, 2014 07:20 PM (ILBCY)

197 Just finished reading P.J. OÂ’RourkeÂ’s Parliament of Whores. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair ------------------------- Classic O'Rourke

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 07:20 PM (4Mv1T)

198 "That German chick is skanky. Posted by: Y-not --------------------------- She is." Yup.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 07:21 PM (DUaQp)

199 Does anybody know when President Obama will be traveling to tell countries in Europe in Asia how to fix their problems caused by Bush ?????

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at April 03, 2014 07:21 PM (iB0Q2)

200 Thanks Carol. How are you feeling last time I was here you were not feeling well.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2014 07:21 PM (Q8vlx)

201 >>>Wow. Jezza said a bad word. Scandalous.

Posted by: Beagle at April 03, 2014 11:12 PM (sOtz/)<<<

First, it was funny.

Second... the woman is Indian. What the fuck is she so offended/disturbed about that she needs a million pounds??? So stupid. Buuuut, with the BBC and all the PC bullshit that goes on over there, they probably settle and she will cash in... at least somewhat.

Posted by: Hate Miser at April 03, 2014 07:21 PM (08jH8)

202 146 @#$% meant Morons. The other part does not compute. You want to fence in bmore?

Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 03, 2014 07:22 PM (mbi6/)

203 135 So what are good browser alternatives, since the time has come to tell Mozilla to go fuck itself? I don't trust Google, so Chrome is out. IE is shit. Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2014 11:08 PM (5mB4F) Here's a big list: http://alternativeto.net/software/firefox/ I've just finished moving all of my passwords from Firefox to Opera. The vast majority were transported via the LastPass plugin which is available for both browsers. The remaining few left over (due to FF not recording the usernames) I had to re-enter by logging into the sites. On a side note, I really don't care if people want to stick with Firefox. My dumping it may be nothing more than a symbolic act (much like switching voter registration from R to I) but, until the bullets start flying, it's all I can do to show my objection to the ever-increasing fascism being promoted by the left. FF has gotten sucky as of late, anyway.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 03, 2014 07:22 PM (bHnlE)

204 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at April 03, 2014 11:15 PM (jucos) Ehh. We got Desean Jackson. First Redskin game is going to look like the beginning of 'The Last Boyscout.'

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 07:22 PM (QeH9j)

205 158 What did you think of the latest boneheaded move on survivor by one of the brainless.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 03, 2014 11:08 PM (LI48c)

LOVED IT!!!! i wanted to donkey punch her. so, yay!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 11:12 PM (8lmkt)

Honestly how fucking stupid can you be? And then earlier she's talking about the cop as being the "bad seed?" Newsflash you're the bad seed you dumb bitch. Yeah you don't like her and you don't like that she thinks she's calling the shots. Well she is! That's the deal you have to make with the swing voter. Then you can dump her once you have the other group numbers down when her vote isn't necessary. But instead you are now a sucker that the others would love to have beside them at the end because no one will like her.

Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2014 07:23 PM (LI48c)

206 I'm generally curious to know what all these people who are outraged over 'cultural appropriation' think about Elizabeth Warren. Isn't falsely claiming to be Native American in order to gain an advantage in the hiring process the very worst sort of cultural appropriation?

Posted by: biancaneve at April 03, 2014 07:23 PM (2sR50)

207 Classic O'Rourke It was brilliant. IÂ’m going to read Give War a Chance next.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 07:23 PM (WX3R9)

208 Ehh. We got Desean Jackson. First Redskin game is going to look like the beginning of 'The Last Boyscout.'

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 11:22 PM (QeH9j)

that's some funny shit, right there.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:23 PM (8lmkt)

209 So what are good browser alternatives, since the time has come to tell Mozilla to go fuck itself? I don't trust Google, so Chrome is out. IE is shit. Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2014 11:08 PM I don't trust anything that Google does, but Chrome (in "Incognito" mode) is a good browser for surfing. (Pro-Tip: there are certain features in Chrome that are Pixy-ware friendly) I'm gettin' to the point where I'm gonna' drag the old 486SX100 box out of moth-balls, dump LINUX on it, and browse anomalously

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 07:23 PM (JMmQ9)

210 Any other Opera users? FWIW - I use Bing exclusively now. It seems acceptable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 07:24 PM (aDwsi)

211 A race War huh, if you need weapons I know a guy.

Posted by: Leland Yee at April 03, 2014 07:24 PM (WdbF7)

212 Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 11:17 PM (8lmkt)

Young lady....if we ever manage a Las Vegas Meet-up I will demand that you get your ass to to Nevada so I can mock your Red Sox mania.

You have no choice. The beer is courtesy of the casino, silly girl!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2014 07:24 PM (QFxY5)

213 On the one hand, I think people are over-sensitive. On the other hand, I laugh every time Clarkson gets slapped for being an asshole, because he's an asshole. Sometimes a funny one, sometimes not, but always. So, kind of letting the dog sit that one out. Nice pic but suffering from Noassatall. Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 11:12 PM (QeH9j) fnord (QeH9j) So picky.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 07:24 PM (qyfb5)

214 "Phrasing!" Phrasing has been an issue lately. It's like it's not even a thing anymore.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 07:24 PM (DUaQp)

215 Posted by: buzzion at April 03, 2014 11:23 PM (LI48c)

I like that cop guy. I hope he wins it all. Guess we will see, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:25 PM (8lmkt)

216 I use Opera. Better than most.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2014 07:26 PM (Q8vlx)

217 .... and browse anomalously Posted by: AltonJackson ---------------------------------- This is a 12 step program, right?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 07:26 PM (4Mv1T)

218 If you are reading O'Rourke don't forget "Eat the Rich" Now more relevant than ever.

Posted by: navybrat at April 03, 2014 07:26 PM (JgC5a)

219 One of the houses I lived in was near a small airport that held small shows. There is nothing like the sound of WWII aircraft flying low. unless it is several of them flying low in formation.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 03, 2014 07:27 PM (Fi+kS)

220 207 Classic O'Rourke It was brilliant. IÂ’m going to read Give War a Chance next. Freaky. Those are the exact two O'Rourke books I have.

Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 07:27 PM (Tjkt6)

221 Fencing in Baltimore?....... Let me think about that. It's going to be nice for a Redskins QB to have Garcon and Jackson as targets, that is assuming that he is not scrambling around the back trying to stay alive.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Infused with Leftist Logic at April 03, 2014 07:27 PM (jucos)

222 Marilyn Monroe as you've never seen her before. Safe for work.

http://tinyurl.com/moftgb7

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at April 03, 2014 07:27 PM (nEIMV)

223 This is a 12 step program, right? Posted by: Tobacco ----------------- "My name is Alton, and I use Linux..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 07:28 PM (aDwsi)

224 James Carter could have had a long head start on moving America forward on the road to true Progress had it not been for those meddling "international bankers" and their racist oppression of the Palestinian people. Those same "international bankers" and Zionists have shifted their hate from that wise elder statesman to our first multiracial President. They must be stopped.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at April 03, 2014 07:28 PM (1RIcI)

225 218 If you are reading O'Rourke don't forget "Eat the Rich" Now more relevant than ever. ---------- Holidays in Hell is a classic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 03, 2014 07:28 PM (6tVqX)

226 Chavez, I have to go,to pain doctor. I was supposed to go today but was up all night in pain. My neck hurts worse than usual but pills help that & I add aspirin. My left shoulder is burning & there is nothing wrong with it. It's from neck & nothing helps because it's referred pain & I can't think of medical term for it. I'm going next Thursday. Thanks for asking. I brought out things to recycle this morning hoping that would get me interested in rose garden. It's still too cold & I didn't go to work again today. My best friend has been calling me everyday to tell me to go on long term disability, today I told him once I get series of injections I should be able to work another year. I want to pay off BMW. This is fourth I've had since 1986.

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 07:29 PM (gjOCp)

227 Marilyn Monroe as you've never seen her before. Safe for work.

http://tinyurl.com/moftgb7

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at April 03, 2014 11:27 PM (nEIMV)

Holy crap, never seen that pic before, and I really thought I had seen all the MM pics ever. Wow.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:30 PM (8lmkt)

228 There is nothing like the sound of WWII aircraft flying low. unless it is several of them flying low in formation. Posted by: Dendritic ----------------------- Two radial engined aircraft flew low over my office this afternoon. I could not see them for the trees when I looked, but the sound makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. Nothing like it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 07:30 PM (4Mv1T)

229 Anyone have experience/knowledge about Bing? **** I've been using it almost exclusively since it launched It's as good or better than Google now. I do, however, still use Google maps.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2014 07:30 PM (DmNpO)

230 That map thing showed black helicopters over my house. Should I be worried?

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 03, 2014 07:30 PM (79AXR)

231 Holidays in Hell is a classic. Posted by: Cicero ----- Was it in Holidays that P.J. expressed doubt that there was a single fist-sized chunk of clear ice in the entirety of England?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 07:30 PM (aDwsi)

232 Watching Vikings....please please please let what I think will happen happen.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 07:30 PM (QeH9j)

233 Using Opera 12.x on the desktop and Opera Mini on the cell. Haven't used anything else since a brief search after Netscape became unusable. I do have Chrome and IE loaded on the desktop. Never got into Firefox. Still waiting for someone to come up with a good browser... Alternative search engines ixquick and dogpile, both recommended on here. ixquick keeps minimal records on you. So they say. Hey, great, what's the URL on those? It wouldn't be ixquick.com and dogpile.com, would it?

Posted by: mindful webworker in dance shoes at April 03, 2014 07:30 PM (U13jb)

234 I was a bmore moron, then I became a columbia md moron, ow I'm a fairfax county moron.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 07:31 PM (9bPUR)

235 The thing about Mozilla was kind of the "corporate political all-in maneuver," and kind of the mad purge thing, but mainly the bone-shattering stupidity of saying they were kicking out a dissenter because they want to preserve freedom of thought and expression. Anyone who accepts that statement is a sociopath. It's just not possible to reconcile. And there are a shitload of sociopaths running around. Everybody draws lines, the problem with the left is they *always* draw the absolute red line right at the edge of their territory. It is not possible to disagree with them in a civil way because disagreement is automatically uncivil - they see no difference between a Nazi and a CEO who gives $1k to front a marriage definition amendment. Also, the IRS leaked the shit for this specific reason - to target political enemies, who to the left are anyone "not of the body." Yeah, world gone bloody mad, as it always does.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 07:31 PM (qyfb5)

236 YES!!!!

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 07:31 PM (QeH9j)

237 135 So what are good browser alternatives, since the time has come to tell Mozilla to go fuck itself? I don't trust Google, so Chrome is out. IE is shit. Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2014 11:08 PM (5mB4F) You could try Safari(Apple) or Opera(Ihavenofuckingclue)

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 03, 2014 07:32 PM (HxSXm)

238 I don't think that the skank "sleeping" with a black guy was the problem.
IYKWIMAITTYD...

Posted by: ChrisP at April 03, 2014 07:33 PM (k8cyM)

239 I use Midori as my other browser on Linux; Midori's NoJS extension serves as an acceptable NoScript replacement. However, as I've just found out, Midori for Windows is crap. Chrome (Google) is somewhat different from Chromium - Google builds their proprietary browser from the open source one, but anybody can look at the actual code for Chromium and see what it's up to. So, to put it simply, I'd trust Chromium far more than Chrome, because I don't trust Google. Opera, incidentally, is also derived from Chromium.

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 07:33 PM (zVHPa)

240 Carol: I hope your pain is eased in the near future. That just sounds like hell. Getting old isn't for sissies I guess. I have had back issues for the last year. It sucks.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2014 07:33 PM (Q8vlx)

241 "Jeremy Clarkson and Top Gear are being sued by some Indian "actress" after their episode where they attempt to build a bridge over the River Kwai. " Saw this last week or one before. Never heard the "slope" term before so I guess I'm not as boned up on my racism as I thought I was.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 07:33 PM (DUaQp)

242 Do you know me? You taunt with the Redskins as if you do

Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 03, 2014 07:33 PM (mbi6/)

243 hey were kicking out a dissenter because they want to preserve freedom of thought and expression.

not just a "dissenter," but a co-founder and the guy who wrote Javascript. they should all go diaf. preferably before morning.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:34 PM (8lmkt)

244 And mozilla is off the computer. Orwell ain't got nothing on the modern left's New Speak.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 07:34 PM (9bPUR)

245 Freaky. Those are the exact two O'Rourke books I have. Your ex sold Â’em to Half-Price Books, and I picked them up.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 07:34 PM (WX3R9)

246 Opera(Ihavenofuckingclue) ------------------ Unsolicited testimonial: Some of the finest sofware I have used came from Ihavenofuckingclue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 07:34 PM (aDwsi)

247 241 Goes back to Vietnam, Ricardo.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 03, 2014 07:35 PM (ojnk6)

248 Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 11:29 PM (gjOCp) fnord (gjOCp) I'm sorry Carol. I hope you find something to help improve that situation. My new med isn't working out. Yay. I think they should mail-order you a clone for a brain transplant so you can start over with a fresh body.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 07:35 PM (qyfb5)

249 Anyone who thinks that they are going to stumble upon a "conservative" browser is kidding themselves. Every browser comes from the exact same monoculture as the others.

Posted by: navybrat at April 03, 2014 07:35 PM (JgC5a)

250 So what are good browser alternatives, since the time has come to tell Mozilla to go fuck itself? I don't trust Google, so Chrome is out. IE is shit. *** I dropped IE for Firefox several years ago on the advice of a few morons. It was terrific for a few years, then completely went to hell last year. I tried Opera but didn't like it. I finally relented, although it was difficult to do, and now use Chrome. It's Google, but it's a great browser.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2014 07:35 PM (DmNpO)

251 I really hope that Eich installed a kill switch in Mozilla before he left. Burn. Ashes. Salt.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 07:35 PM (9bPUR)

252 Peaches: word to the tenth power.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2014 07:35 PM (Q8vlx)

253 This is a 12 step program, right? Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 11:26 PM At least. Probably 17 steps. I have zero run-time with Linux. No idea. I have heard that Linux can run on the old 486 architecture and do amazing things. Again, no clue. Just a passing fascination...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 07:36 PM (JMmQ9)

254 "I use [Bing] almost exclusively, except for maps sometimes. The main reason I use it is because it is not Google"

I shifted to Bing when Google -- who promised, cross their heart and hope to die, that they would never accept money for ranking in their search results -- started accepting money for ranking in their search results.

I don't care if they do that. I do care that they flagrantly lied about their original pledge never to do so.

For all I know, if Bing gets more of an audience, they might start to pull the same dishonest crap. But for now they seem on the up and up, and I use them happily.

Also, staying away from Google means I don't have my head explode from the asshole Google execs doing all of the following:

(a) Pouring money into the campaigns of Barack Obama and his endless quest for higher taxes, while Google engages in incredibly elaborate international legal-financial maneuvering to shield their overseas profits from taxes.

(b) Whining sanctimoniously about "global warming", while maintaining a fleet of luxury jets for themselves at Moffett Field. And buying the fuel from those jets from federal pumps at Moffett at way below the actual market price of jet fuel. A not well remarked scandal.

(c) Bitching about "invasion of privacy" when their own sleazy adulterous dalliances are mentioned, while assisting constantly in the invasion of the privacy of everyone else in the world.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 07:36 PM (noWW6)

255 I like FlightRadar24 but my only issue with it is that things tend to disappear at times. I work in the airlines (not ATC or pilot or anything like that) and sometimes I'll pop up FR24 to check on traffic and things will blink in and out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 07:36 PM (DUaQp)

256 "What is the best way to work with white people, to get them on our side? I donÂ’t want them on our side. You donÂ’t want them on your side. This is not reform, this is revolution." Oh, darlin. We've got guns; you don't like 'em. How do you think this revolution is gonna turn out for you?

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger (now proudly posting via Chrome) at April 03, 2014 07:36 PM (fMSaY)

257 not just a "dissenter," but a co-founder and the guy who wrote Javascript. they should all go diaf. preferably before morning. Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 11:34 PM (8lmkt) fnord (8lmkt) We'll never be rid of them, cray-cray is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 07:37 PM (qyfb5)

258 Every browser comes from the exact same monoculture as the others.

Posted by: navybrat at April 03, 2014 11:35 PM (JgC5a)

this. eleventy. they're all the same, i will stick with ff, good value for the money. (none)

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:37 PM (8lmkt)

259 Never heard the "slope" term before so I guess I'm not as boned up on my racism as I thought I was.

Mongrel = (y2 - y1)/(x2 - x1)

Posted by: Just You Wait at April 03, 2014 07:37 PM (wu/TK)

260

It was brilliant. IÂ’m going to read Give War a Chance next.

I second the recommendation re: holidays in hell, and raise you Republican Party Reptile.

Both gifted to me by my leftie college roommate who I have now turned.

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 03, 2014 07:38 PM (X3xYu)

261 Alton - An oldie-but-still-goodie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPRvc2UMeMI

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 07:38 PM (aDwsi)

262 I could not see them for the trees when I looked, but the sound makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. ))) I don't know why but there are certain engines that have a pleasing beat. The V8, Harley V twins and Triumph twins. There are also engines that need to be muffed to silence.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 03, 2014 07:38 PM (Fi+kS)

263 anyone here? y'all punch out generally in the next 30 minutes or so

Posted by: Sockster at April 03, 2014 07:38 PM (MV98J)

264 "I have heard that Linux can run on the old 486 architecture and do amazing things."

It can, but you're going to go to command-line driven, manually probed and exhaustingly configured device driver hell if you try to run it on truly antique hardware.

More modern and better supported hardware often now just works perfectly on many Linux distributions right out of the box. Install it, type in a key for the wireless network, and you're off to the races.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 07:39 PM (noWW6)

265 I'm gettin' to the point where I'm gonna' drag the old 486SX100 box out of moth-balls, dump LINUX on it, and browse anomalously Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 11:23 PM (JMmQ9) There is a project on out there to give Atari 8-bit computers Ethernet through a cartridge. There are software suites that allow (text) web browsing, basic email, etc., on 8-bit platforms. If it weren't so impractical, I'd want it so badly I could taste it.

Posted by: Dr. Todd Ambrosius at April 03, 2014 07:39 PM (Jzrec)

266 I think it is Safari that allows you all these ampersands-&&&&&&! It is default on Mac, iPhone & iPad. There are several websites that are not compatible with it. I have Flex Spending Account & can't see balance in Mac. There are others too. I'm trying to think of personal & not business websites.

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 07:39 PM (gjOCp)

267 Good evening, Horde. I'm wearing makeup and fancy clothes and haven't cussed once all evening. Corporate Wife Mode: engaged!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 03, 2014 07:39 PM (e9Tw7)

268 I wouldn't use safari if those apple asshole had paid me 1200 bucks for this damn thing. never happen.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:40 PM (8lmkt)

269 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 03, 2014 11:39 PM (e9Tw7) pic? you got to post a pic of that shit

Posted by: Sockster at April 03, 2014 07:40 PM (MV98J)

270 "Goes back to Vietnam, Ricardo." Any etymology?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 07:40 PM (DUaQp)

271 Should I repost the 6 year old blowing up shit and shooting shooter like an operator operating on operations?

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 07:40 PM (QeH9j)

272 I think it is Safari that allows you all these ampersands-&&&&&&! It is default on Mac, iPhone & iPad. There are several websites that are not compatible with it. **** Chrooooome &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&& &&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 03, 2014 07:41 PM (DmNpO)

273 I really hope that Eich installed a kill switch in Mozilla before he left. He did. ItÂ’s code-named Â“JavaScriptÂ”.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 07:41 PM (WX3R9)

274 Any etymology? Posted by: Ricardo Slopes, Roundeyes. Your two choices.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 07:41 PM (aDwsi)

275 Some other browsers worth taking a look at are Dragon and Ice Dragon (Chrome & Firefox) by comodo. Main search engine is duckduckgo. Only bad thing is you can't do image searches.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at April 03, 2014 07:41 PM (57JBn)

276 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 03, 2014 11:39 PM (e9Tw7)

yesh, we need pics, Gingy, you tauntress!

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:41 PM (8lmkt)

277 It would be funny if he just went off and created a new browser just to spite them. It's not like it hasn't happened before; Firefox itself was started by a couple of guys who took the Mozilla browser in a new direction. I can't imagine the sort of office which has a large portion of its workforce demonstrably able to turn into a howling mob has anything other than crippling groupthink, so any project he starts now would have that going for him.

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 07:42 PM (zVHPa)

278 245 Freaky. Those are the exact two O'Rourke books I have. Your ex sold Â’em to Half-Price Books, and I picked them up. Just be glad you didn't pay for the -ex. Still doing it. Wasn't worth it. Enjoy the books, tho!

Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 07:42 PM (Tjkt6)

279 "Mongrel = (y2 - y1)/(x2 - x1)" Equations. I hate equations.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 07:42 PM (DUaQp)

280 racism... Gook comes from the Korean war. South Korea calls themselves 'Han Gook" in Korean. Sorta like the Germans call their country Dutchland when jabbering in German

Posted by: Sockster at April 03, 2014 07:42 PM (MV98J)

281 I have zero run-time with Linux. No idea. I have heard that Linux can run on the old 486 architecture and do amazing things. Again, no clue. Just a passing fascination... Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 11:36 PM (JMmQ9) fnord (JMmQ9) HAHAHA Even the majority of the "lightweight" versions of Linux would bring that system to its knees. There are a few obscure and/or old versions, like Puppy or Slack, but they are still kind of heavy for a 486. Even Kolibri, an operating system with a GUI that runs in 8 Mb, requires a Pentium. The biggest problem is compatibility. You can run DOS or Win 3.11 or OS/2 or old old Linux or Unix flavors just fine, they just don't mesh well with modern things like, you know, the internet or any other software, or updates. Unfortunately when people say "Lightweight" these days they usually mean "single core P4 or better with 2Gb RAM."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 07:42 PM (qyfb5)

282 easy there, RWC, not even the vikings management is stupid enough to trade away Peterson. but they are stupid enough to go for an over-rated qb(cough, cough, McKnobb).

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at April 03, 2014 07:42 PM (nEIMV)

283 Testing ampersands in Opera: &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 03, 2014 07:43 PM (bHnlE)

284 " IÂ’m going to read Give War a Chance next. " The last paragraph of that book, written 20+ years ago, will make you just about cry. It makes so much damned sense, it gives you so much damned hope, and it turned out to be as wrong as a three-dicked dog. Still a great book, but hell.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger (now proudly posting via Chrome) at April 03, 2014 07:44 PM (fMSaY)

285 Selected excerpts from the Eich thread ar Hot Air: "In several interviews this week, Eich had insisted that he would not step down from the job he was only recently appointed to..." and "... hot-button issue, which had actually been known since 2012 inside the Mozilla community." Sacrificing him must have been easy, maybe planned. "Mozilla Executive Chairwoman Mitchell Baker said that EichÂ’s ability ..." First, is "Mitchell" [as per Hot Air] male or female? Second, what is known about her politics? How does Mozilla make money? FF is downloadable and free.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 03, 2014 07:44 PM (FlRtG)

286 How CAN one completely de-Google-ize? Avoid the search engine, except they've got the best picture search, I think, and I use that a lot. I haven't given Bing a full comparison on that score, but, but Bing's just MS instead of Google. And I'd like to de-MS-ize, as well, right? Then there's YouTube. Everything's on YouTube. Easy to access, embed, and did I mention everything's on YouTube. If it's not, it's a hassle. And guess who owns YouTube. Go on, guess. Then there's Google Statistics. I've got that attached to my website. Beats the built-in stats for the website management software, but, but, that's the very heart of the matter, Google stats and their use, right? Then I got this cell, and it's based on .. hm.. something called Android. Who's that? MS? Apple? IBM? NoNoNo, it's... guess who, again! Monitoring your every keystroke. How handy voice-to-text is. How does one starve a beast that big?

Posted by: mindful webworker - de-Google-izer at April 03, 2014 07:44 PM (U13jb)

287 I love Bing. Especially their daily photos. Beautiful. None of the stupid Google graphics. And they actually show patriotic photos. Wow. I have several pages bookmarked and go to it daily. Its my main search engine. Hubby was out of town for a few days so we were "catching up" IYKWIM. (Wink.) Recorded Vikings for tomorrow night. Love that show. The battle scene from last week's episode was the best one yet. Oh and PJ O'Rourke....simply the best. I have most of his books. Name me a better satirist today. Nope, don't think you can. Zero, zip, nada.

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at April 03, 2014 07:45 PM (1M/xn)

288 I just helped Eldest Daughter book a flight and hotel package from Jax FL to Baltimore MD and back, visiting her new guy pal. Not quite sure how I feel about this, I mean she's 33 so she isn't a baby any more (if she ever was, she was 12 when I first met her and wanted really bad to be grown up then) but I worked real hard to earn the privilege of having her call me "Dad" so I'm going to worry about her.

Funny thing about this flight, her company wants to send her to Idaho for training, but she didn't want to fly for business unless she was familiar with the procedures, so that's the up-front reason for the Baltimore trip.

So...unreasonable, or not unreasonable? (notice how I very carefully have not asked any of the Baltimore area roonz/ettez to check up on her for me? I think that is showing a great deal of restraint, don't you?)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 03, 2014 07:45 PM (yh0zB)

289 Navybrat - we're not hoping to stumble across a "conservative" browser. Just not one that's done anything outrageously offensive (Firefox), is not run by a suspect corporation (Chrome), and is not Internet Explorer (Internet Explorer).

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 07:45 PM (zVHPa)

290 270, 274 Slopes, slants, gooks, zipperheads...etc. it goes on, with the number of offending terms being amped up accordingly for those that need to be offended to feel better about themselves.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 03, 2014 07:45 PM (ojnk6)

291 LOL, I used to be such an OS/2 bigot. Warp was my bitch. Used to run networked Mechwarrior 2 in DOS shells over our home network. I also used to be a RISC processor bigot. WAVE OF THE FUTURE!!!! And that's why I'm poor. I pick stocks like I pick tech.

Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 07:45 PM (Tjkt6)

292 Time for the old folk. Think that tomorrow the Toy gets a visit.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 03, 2014 07:45 PM (SAMxH)

293 How many divisions does the Google have?

Posted by: George S. Patton, muther fucker at April 03, 2014 07:46 PM (MV98J)

294 How does one starve a beast that big? Posted by: mindful webworker - de-Google-izer at April 03, 2014 11:44 PM (U13jb) fnord (U13jb) Wait.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 07:47 PM (qyfb5)

295 /sock

Posted by: Sockster at April 03, 2014 07:47 PM (MV98J)

296 "I have heard that Linux can run on the old 486 architecture and do amazing things."

Oh! Also, per Merovign's comment, there's a generational issue.

Modern Linux distros will look to see which flags the CPU returns when queried, to determine which of many functions it supports.

The PAE and NX bits (and possibly others) have to come back positively from the processor, or else the kernel will not be able to run, and Linux installers will quit. This excludes 486 and early Pentium hardware.

A few distros have had people brew up custom builds to allow modern kernels to run on classic processors. I'm not sure that the fuss is worth it.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 07:47 PM (noWW6)

297 "Navybrat - we're not hoping to stumble across a "conservative" browser. Just not one that's done anything outrageously offensive (Firefox), is not run by a suspect corporation (Chrome), and is not Internet Explorer (Internet Explorer)." Well, you figure out what that is, let me know. I am totally there. Until then, whatever. I use Safari on a Mac. I use Bing as a search engine.

Posted by: navybrat at April 03, 2014 07:47 PM (JgC5a)

298 Look to the twitters. Actually don't. It's too dark for a good picture. There's one, nonetheless.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 03, 2014 07:47 PM (e9Tw7)

299 &&&& just checking

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 07:49 PM (JMmQ9)

300 "Slant" and "zipperhead" are two others I've never heard. Hmmm. Have I led a sheltered fucking life?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 07:49 PM (DUaQp)

301 I also used to be a RISC processor bigot. Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 11:45 PM (Tjkt6) fnord (Tjkt6) If it wasn't Apple or IBM, that's 5 points. If it was running OS/2, that's 5 points. If it was SGI and required 240 volts, 10 points.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 07:49 PM (qyfb5)

302 Posting Mason again anyway. (First time I watched it with audio.) http://tinyurl.com/ompycdr Love the men and women in uniform. Hate the cocksuckers leading them.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 07:49 PM (QeH9j)

303 There is nothing like the sound of WWII aircraft flying low. unless it is several of them flying low in formation. Posted by: Dendritic at April 03, 2014 11:27 PM (Fi+kS) No, there isn't. The start of a Merlin, an F4U full throttle low approach, a multi B-17 fly by. It's erotic, IYKWIMAITTYD. It makes me think of what we once were. Damn this culture, to hell. Damn their cheerleading lying media, corrupt butt-buddy bureaucracy and sneering politicians. Shakespeare was right. Kill the lawyers.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at April 03, 2014 07:50 PM (QQe9f)

304 I know Canonical (the guys behind Ubuntu Linux) are working on a version of their operating system which could replace Google's Android OS on a phone, taking advantage of the fact that they're pretty much identical at the bottom. That would be one way to starve the Google beast on that front.

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 07:51 PM (zVHPa)

305 from Weasel Zippers ... The IRS leaked the National Organization for MarriageÂ’s tax returns to the Human Rights Campaign, ... It seems the IRS has picked sides

Posted by: Sockster at April 03, 2014 07:51 PM (MV98J)

306 Slopes, slants, gooks, zipperheads...etc. it goes on. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 03, 2014 11:45 PM (ojnk6) I'll take 'What does liberal Stephen Colbert think is funny' for 100 Alex.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 07:51 PM (QeH9j)

307 Bing is okay for general purpose searching but it is still awful at technical searches (e.g. coding, system diagnostics, etc.) so I generally use Google all day at work. If there are any suggestions for another search engine that's appropriate for that sort of thing, I'd like to hear them.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 03, 2014 07:51 PM (bHnlE)

308 "I just helped Eldest Daughter book a flight and hotel package from Jax FL to Baltimore MD and back, visiting her new guy pal."

Um, Ballsack-timore is a frankly really dangerous place, more so than Jacksonville, and she should be thus instructed.

I know people who live in Baltimore full time, and they're very wary and streetwise. That city eats up and spits out people who are not.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 07:51 PM (noWW6)

309 298 Look to the twitters. Actually don't. It's too dark for a good picture. There's one, nonetheless. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 03, 2014 11:47 PM (e9Tw7) You wearing the new shirt from Facebook?

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 07:51 PM (GEICT)

310

PJ's foreword or something to Parliament of Whores has a hilarious essay commenting on each element of the Preamble to the Constitution. Favorite part I recall went something like "the 'common defense' is now so well provided for that even uncommon things like Saudi Arabians are defended by it".

His stuff really is brilliant and has no precise analogue I'm aware of (Steyn at his best is similar).

Another classic was when he pointed out that the Palestinian intifada (rock-throwing, version 1.0) would have driven the Israelis out in hours if it had occurred in Panama (home of so many good baseball players). But Pals, like many throughout the world, have no throwing sports, and throw like girls. Genius.

Or how, when he immediately went on a trip to visit Libya after the 1986 US bombing, the French were surly and the Libyans at Charles d'Gaulle were unfailingly friendly.

Or his comment on the Sandinistas and lessons of revolution: "it's one thing to burn down the outhouse, another to install indoor plumbing".

Posted by: non-purist at April 03, 2014 07:51 PM (afQnV)

311 Wait. -Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith :: taps foot impatiently ::

Posted by: mindful webworker - de-Google-izer at April 03, 2014 07:51 PM (U13jb)

312 >>>Hmmm. Have I led a sheltered fucking life?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 11:49 PM (DUaQp)<<<

Have you ever seen Gran Torino? I'm pretty sure Clint's character throws just about all of them out there.

Posted by: Hate Miser at April 03, 2014 07:52 PM (08jH8)

313 BOYCOTT MOZILLA Safari, Chrome, Opera, even, gulp, IE

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 03, 2014 07:52 PM (dTh2r)

314 Modern Linux distros will look to see which flags the CPU returns when queried, to determine which of many functions it supports. The PAE and NX bits (and possibly others) have to come back positively from the processor, or else the kernel will not be able to run, and Linux installers will quit. This excludes 486 and early Pentium hardware. A few distros have had people brew up custom builds to allow modern kernels to run on classic processors. I'm not sure that the fuss is worth it. Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 11:47 PM ENGLISH, MF. SPEAK IT.

Posted by: Samuel S. Jackson at April 03, 2014 07:52 PM (JMmQ9)

315 So if "cultural appropriation" is bad to the left, would its opposite, say refusing to believe in "Jewish science" definitely non-Jewish European socialists be...good?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2014 07:53 PM (M3hAT)

316 On a tablet I run either Safari or Atomic and Photon. A and P does a lot of stuff Safari/Apple doesn't.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 07:53 PM (QeH9j)

317 Yes, Cochran.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 03, 2014 07:53 PM (e9Tw7)

318 " The start of a Merlin..." Pop.....bang....backfire.....sound like it wants to die......spit......sputter.....a little smoke.......sound like it wants to die again.....sputter.....bang......and then a little throttle and everything sorts itself out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 07:54 PM (DUaQp)

319 Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 11:51 PM (zVHPa) Yeah, a phone would be one place where Unity wouldn't suck ass.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 03, 2014 07:54 PM (bHnlE)

320 So, guess where I went today? http://bit.ly/1k5U7OC

Posted by: Weirddave at April 03, 2014 07:54 PM (aHI2+)

321 294 How does one starve a beast that big? Let it fall of it's own inevitable inertia.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at April 03, 2014 07:54 PM (QQe9f)

322 There is nothing like the sound of WWII aircraft flying low. unless it is several of them flying low in formation.
Posted by: Dendritic at April 03, 2014 11:27 PM (Fi+kS)

I lived, for many years, very close to SMO and when they flew the formations of the old aircraft, it was a complete mindgasm. One of the coolest things I've ever seen. Now, of course, the people's republic of Santa Moronica is trying to kill off the airport in its entirety. I hope they all die in a killer quake.

Posted by: Peaches at April 03, 2014 07:55 PM (8lmkt)

323 I know people who live in Baltimore full time, and they're very wary and streetwise. That city eats up and spits out people who are not.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 11:51 PM (noWW6)

Not.

Helping.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 03, 2014 07:55 PM (yh0zB)

324 How does one starve a beast that big? One bite at a time...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 07:55 PM (JMmQ9)

325 You all have wrong thoughts, you should be fired and pillore, and then burnt at the stake. --signed enlightened liberal who supports tolerance

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 07:55 PM (9bPUR)

326 PJ's forewordÂ… Preamble to the Constitution. Yes, the foreword was as good as the rest of the book. ThatÂ’s out of the ordinary, too.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 07:55 PM (WX3R9)

327 &&&&
What a week.

Night, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: sithkhan at April 03, 2014 07:55 PM (F7qjM)

328 Who needs a gun to scare your daughter's boyfriend when you can just throw him out a 30 story hotel window

Posted by: Priceline Negotiator at April 03, 2014 07:55 PM (aTXUx)

329 The sound of a P38 at full song is like a symphony. Awsome!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2014 07:56 PM (Q8vlx)

330 Mero, I'm sorry your new med isn't helping. I have been taking same pills for 15 years, except for a few weeks after last neck surgery in November 2004. My orthopedic surgeon was a drunk & drug addict & I did not know it. He was arrested in January 2005.i went to pain doctor in my area, they were idiots & gave me just enough for a week or two & overmedicated me. I went days w/o eating & sleeping & still went to work. Those fools gave me Duragesic pain patch & I found out a year or so later you need fat to metabolize it. My arms are all muscle, from years of rose gardening & 8 years of aerobics & weights at gym. I hope you get a better doctor, Mero.

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 07:56 PM (gjOCp)

331 GGE, got nothing for you re: your daughter except...you just die inside a little each time they slip away, and then you're numb, and don't feel it anymore. Um, yeah. That being said, you doing anything for Turkey season? Opens next weekend. I got an inflatable boat, thinking about hitting some gamelands to hunt feral pigs with a shotgun.

Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 07:56 PM (Tjkt6)

332 Modern versions of Linux check your computer hardware to see what it is and isn't capable of doing, and then adjusts the installation to best fit the abilities of the system. If there are things it needs the system to do which it can't, because it's very old and lacks essential modern features, then it won't install.

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 07:56 PM (zVHPa)

333 A Glimmer of Hope for Free Speech in Australia AustraliaÂ’s 1975 Racial Discrimination Act, in section 18c, makes it illegal to cause someone else to feel offense if that offense is racially based. In effect this means that incorrect thinking will be banned. There are a few Â“exceptionsÂ” in 18d, but that is an affirmative defense where one must show that the statement was made in Â“good faithÂ” and was not a Â“lie.Â” A recent case where a man, Andrew Bolt, was found guilty of giving racial offense and Â“lyingÂ” by simply saying that some people who call themselves Â“aborigineÂ” are mostly racially and culturally not Â“aborigineÂ” and that is was ridiculous that they should put themselves forward as leaders of the Â“aborigineÂ” people. Apparently, that that the targets of his belittlement disagreed somehow proved that their opinion was fact, and that those who dissented were thus guilty. AustraliaÂ’s Attorney-General wants to change that. Unsurprisingly he is being attacked for saying a person has a right to be a bigot More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5469

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 03, 2014 07:56 PM (AymDN)

334 I love the sound of prop planes. Jets are just jets.

Posted by: navybrat at April 03, 2014 07:56 PM (JgC5a)

335 >>A few distros have had people brew up custom builds to allow modern kernels to run on classic processors. I'm not sure that the fuss is worth it. Posted by: torquewrench ENGLISH, MF. SPEAK IT. Posted by: Samuel S. Jackson = Linux isn't for the average home user.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 03, 2014 07:57 PM (TB4sJ)

336 288 Not a problem. There is a huge staffing/training infrastructure in Baltimore. Biscotti(sp?) Owner of ravens made his money in these trenches

Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 03, 2014 07:57 PM (mbi6/)

337 "Have you ever seen Gran Torino? " Nope. Never have. People tell me I need to see "Second Hand Lions" too but I never have either.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 07:57 PM (DUaQp)

338 Yeah, Unity is why I don't like Ubuntu. It would work pretty nice on a phone though, you're right.

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 07:57 PM (zVHPa)

339 Not. Helping. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 03, 2014 11:55 PM (yh0zB) you are going to tell us you did not know Baltimore is a shithole filled with thugs? c'mon!

Posted by: Sockster at April 03, 2014 07:57 PM (MV98J)

340 318 " The start of a Merlin..." Pop.....bang....backfire.....sound like it wants to die......spit......sputter.....a little smoke.......sound like it wants to die again.....sputter.....bang......and then a little throttle and everything sorts itself out. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 11:54 PM (DUaQp) Just like banging an enormously rack-tastic brunette on a pool table. See? Erotic.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at April 03, 2014 07:57 PM (QQe9f)

341 I guess I'm the only one that doesn't much care about the Mozilla thing. A company should be able to hire and fire as it sees fit. Just as I can choose to buy/use their products or not. The only thing that's irritating to me is the one way nature of this particular ratchet. The statement by Mozilla is just funny.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 07:58 PM (GEICT)

342 Suey Park is doing something unintentionally enjoyable to watch, since she's causing the lefties to slapfight with each other on Twitter. Funny part is McGreasy Ponytail defending Colbert while attacking Park, and watching the Race Detective being called a racist by other leftist loons If that's her in the picture .... I'd hit it

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 07:58 PM (aTXUx)

343 It seems the IRS has picked sides Posted by: Sockster at April 03, 2014 11:51 PM (MV98J) fnord (MV98J) Finally picked up on that, did you?

Posted by: TEA Party 501(c) Applicants[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 07:59 PM (qyfb5)

344 she's chosen the Margaret Cho career path except with less funny It's not possible to be less funny than Margaret ChoÂ…

Posted by: The Funny Hat at April 03, 2014 07:59 PM (AymDN)

345 Weft, the oddball versions of Linux designed to work on (extremely) old hardware aren't for novice users. The modern "big" versions are fairly novice friendly, though, on par with Windows/Mac.

Posted by: Locarno at April 03, 2014 07:59 PM (zVHPa)

346 "There is nothing like the sound of WWII aircraft flying low. unless it is several of them flying low in formation. " When I was young a lone B-36 would fly over the house on many days. That was a lot of horsepower at the time.

Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning.... at April 03, 2014 07:59 PM (1Y+hH)

347 People tell me I need to see "Second Hand Lions" too but I never have either. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 11:57 PM (DUaQp) Good movie. Worth watching.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 07:59 PM (GEICT)

348 you are going to tell us you did not know Baltimore is a shithole filled with thugs? DidnÂ’t you hear? The mayor of Baltimore announced that there would be no crime while GGEÂ’s daughter was there. Also, & theyÂ’re going to jail John Waters for the duration.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 08:00 PM (WX3R9)

349 @ 310 non-purist OK Steyn is close because he has the pithy accent, but PJ is still the best.

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at April 03, 2014 08:00 PM (1M/xn)

350 4 more beers and i'll be a genious!! eleventy

Posted by: Sockster at April 03, 2014 08:00 PM (MV98J)

351 That being said, you doing anything for Turkey season? Opens next weekend. I got an inflatable boat, thinking about hitting some gamelands to hunt feral pigs with a shotgun.

Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 11:56 PM (Tjkt6)

Nope, wasn't planning anything. Sounds like fun.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 03, 2014 08:00 PM (yh0zB)

352 "Just like banging an enormously rack-tastic brunette on a pool table. See? Erotic." I know a little bit. Not a lot, but enough.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 08:00 PM (DUaQp)

353 Oh, and, brunettes do rule. Sorry blondes and reds and everything else. They. Just. Do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 08:01 PM (DUaQp)

354 Atari-sponsored Pac-man day? The home console Atari version of Pac-Man helped cause the video game crash in the early 80s because it was so bad compared to the arcade. They probably shouldn't have patted themselves on the back. The industry was only saved by Nintendo.

Posted by: Naes1984 at April 03, 2014 08:01 PM (LiHKo)

355 58 Anyone read any of Miss Park's ramblings? It is a perfect example of critical theory gobblety-gook, absolutely incoherent. Posted by: Grey Fox at April 03, 2014 10:51 PM (VkXUE) Ummm.. if you say that on Twitter, it might be a good idea to use another term to describe her ramblings

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 08:01 PM (aTXUx)

356 I hope you get a better doctor, Mero. Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 11:56 PM (gjOCp) fnord (gjOCp) You too, Carol.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 08:01 PM (qyfb5)

357 Zipperheads: Tunnel runners

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 03, 2014 08:02 PM (Q8vlx)

358 I know Canonical (the guys behind Ubuntu Linux) are working on... FutureWare! It's my favorite brand. ΘΘ Speaking of search engines, I confess I had to fall back frequently on Evildoer Google in the construction of Time Traveler's Conundrum, a dark science-fiction saga in six cartoon panels. Loosely based on a true comment left on this very forum. Nicked in Link. For when you run out of anything else to look at on the web. (Note: paypal donation buttons and cafepress.com/mindfulwebworks shops available for your excess cash distribution.) Ω With that self-aggrandizing blurb, aloha, mis amigos, and remember to apologize to your angels. You know why. They love you, anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - de-Google-izer at April 03, 2014 08:02 PM (U13jb)

359 Look! Up in the Sky! East bound on I40 one afternoon out of OKC, and I said to myself, "You should look around, see if anything is coming into to Tinker." So I looked left ,and there it was, a B1 on final. I said, "Damn wish I had a camera." Then another day I was going across hmmm 58?, don't remember, across Edwards toward Tehatchapi, and said, "look around fool", and there was a B! and a B2 doing radar cross sections, right out there by the rest area where all the mountain top radar installations are. Didn't have a camera that day either.

Posted by: Vertigo at April 03, 2014 08:02 PM (ILIYy)

360 = Linux isn't for the average home user. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 03, 2014 11:57 PM which is why I haven't tried Linux yet. To quote Harry Callahan: A man's got to know his limitations. Installing some weird OS with a goofy command structure? Above my pay-grade.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 08:03 PM (JMmQ9)

361 My laptop is officially Mozilla free. I'm all for SSM. But I fucking hate these fascist tactics the left uses.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 03, 2014 08:03 PM (0LHZx)

362 339 Baltimore is not a shithole filled with thugs

Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 03, 2014 08:03 PM (mbi6/)

363 any bets on whether or not with letterman's retirement cbs tries to do the basic late night talk show with a female host?

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at April 03, 2014 08:03 PM (nEIMV)

364 Michelle Malkin wasn't amused at Colbert's schtick either I think what she's doing in this case is invoking Alinsky Rule #4

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 08:04 PM (aTXUx)

365 Weft, the oddball versions of Linux designed to work on (extremely) old hardware aren't for novice users. The modern "big" versions are fairly novice friendly, though, on par with Windows/Mac. Posted by: Locarno I've installed a flavor on a 486 for shits an' giggles as well as the newer releases of Ubuntu on a 3 yr old machine, and ran a new Ubuntu on a 2 yr old machine. The mainstream versions ( Ub/Xu ) require line commands for drivers and software even on relatively new hardware => not for the average home user.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 03, 2014 08:04 PM (TB4sJ)

366 The disappointed I felt as a child upon playing the game after spending my allowance on it is seared, seared into my memory.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 03, 2014 08:05 PM (bHnlE)

367 Good lord, Lifelock is the company from HELL.

Posted by: Null at April 03, 2014 08:05 PM (xjpRj)

368 Gobbledygook

Posted by: Mirage Studios, which brought you TMNT comics at April 03, 2014 08:05 PM (wu/TK)

369 They. Just. Do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2014 12:01 AM (DUaQp)

Whatever ya gotta tell yourself to sleep at night pal.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 03, 2014 08:06 PM (yh0zB)

370 Pop.....bang....backfire.....sound like it wants to die......spit......sputter.....a little smoke.......sound like it wants to die again.....sputter.....bang......and then a little throttle and everything sorts itself out.))) The scene from flight of the Phoenix when Jimmy Stewart is starting the plane is a high point in movies. using an iPad so am having trouble linking the scene. Bing the flight of the Phoenix starting the engine

Posted by: Dendritic at April 03, 2014 08:06 PM (Fi+kS)

371 Speaking of Baltimore, for the airplane fans, any idea why the B-26 (not the A-26) was known as the "Baltimore Whore?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 08:06 PM (DUaQp)

372 Patrick Basham on Stossel. Dude, not a good look bud.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 08:07 PM (QeH9j)

373 I know people who live in Baltimore full time, and they're very wary and streetwise. That city eats up and spits out people who are not. >>>Agreed. I 've lived in Bmore Philly and NOLA for about 10 years total (and I worked/had to visit/lived only a few blocks from some of the worst areas in all three of those cities. A few tricks I've abided by (--and *knocks on wood* have never been mugged accosted or otherwise, though a frat boy in nola did play the knockout game with my face): 1)Don't be a white woman alone late at night (easy for me since I'm a man). 2) don't be a group of drunk white woman unless you're in a public area 3) If walking around late, keep a light wallet. One Credit card, your ID, less than $20 cash, and a health insurance card should the worst happen 4) Don't walk around drunk late at night. 5) when waling alone always get a good look at people's faces, but stare too long or you'll appear stand offish. You want a good look so that people will know that you can point them out in a lineup, but not so long a look that some psycho will think you're eyeballing him.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 08:07 PM (9bPUR)

374

Re the sound of WWII aircraft, in 2007 (?) at the Chino Air Show, as a parade of 40+ WWII warbirds flew past, the announcer said "I will now go silent so we can all enjoy ..... the 'sound of round'".

I think there were 5 P-38s, maybe 4, which was all/most of those still flying in the world. At one point they escorted two B-25s in what one P-38 WWII vet, then joining in the narration, said was similar to what they had done in France and that he never thought he would see it again (he was choking up - along, I imagine, with many of us in the crowd).

Posted by: non-purist at April 03, 2014 08:07 PM (afQnV)

375 353 Oh, and, brunettes do rule. Sorry blondes and reds and everything else. They. Just. Do. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2014 12:01 AM (DUaQp) She begs to differ. http://tinypic.com/r/n2yfm8/8

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 03, 2014 08:07 PM (GEICT)

376 "Whatever ya gotta tell yourself to sleep at night pal." It gets me through. And makes my "special parts" tingle.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 08:08 PM (DUaQp)

377 I apologize for mentioning Linux up-thread. It's worse than mentioning "cross-bow vs. long-bow" or "870 vs. 500" I denounce myself.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 08:09 PM (JMmQ9)

378 taylork -- what a world.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2014 08:09 PM (fsLdt)

379 362 339 Baltimore is not a shithole filled with thugs Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 04, 2014 12:03 AM (mbi6/) Umm, not trying to start shit but Baltimore is on par with Philly. If I don't have to be there I won't.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 08:10 PM (QeH9j)

380 Linux - They make air conditioners, right?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 08:10 PM (4Mv1T)

381 362 339 Baltimore is not a shithole filled with thugs Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 04, 2014 12:03 AM (mbi6/) got run 5 blocks south, 5 blocks east, 5 blocks north and 5 blocks west back to your residense in shorts and a t shirt. call 911 if you get assaulted...

Posted by: Sockster at April 03, 2014 08:11 PM (MV98J)

382 I'm gonna install Lennox on my laptop. I hear it will run cooler.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 08:11 PM (4Mv1T)

383 Nope, wasn't planning anything. Sounds like fun. Presently, I'm without an outboard for the boat, but hunting Craigslist like a fiend to find one. Failing that, I do have oars, lol. Or, worst case, could hoof it on foot and fight all the other gameland (small-"m") morons for landlocked spots. I really wasn't planning on the hunting-pigs-with-shotgun-no-slugs-only-shotshell thing, I've been building two hog rifles, but the rules are the rules...and...meh, you only live once, right?

Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 08:11 PM (Tjkt6)

384 It's worse than mentioning "cross-bow vs. long-bow" or "870 vs. 500" The Linux Project. ThereÂ’s no defense, like some good garbletech.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 08:11 PM (WX3R9)

385 "The scene from flight of the Phoenix when Jimmy Stewart is starting the plane is a high point in movies. " It. Is. Jimmy doing what Jimmy do.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 08:12 PM (DUaQp)

386 It's not possible to be less funny than Margaret ChoÂ… Not a lie, my mother in law in margaret Cho's paraody of her mother. I can't believe that I have to live with her right now....*le sigh*

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 08:12 PM (9bPUR)

387 So what are good browser alternatives, since the time has come to tell Mozilla to go fuck itself? I don't trust Google, so Chrome is out. IE is shit. Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2014 11:08 PM I don't trust anything that Google does, but Chrome (in "Incognito" mode) is a good browser for surfing. (Pro-Tip: there are certain features in Chrome that are Pixy-ware friendly) I'm gettin' to the point where I'm gonna' drag the old 486SX100 box out of moth-balls, dump LINUX on it, and browse anomalously Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 11:23 PM (JMmQ9) Any other Opera users? FWIW - I use Bing exclusively now. It seems acceptable. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 03, 2014 11:24 PM (aDwsi) I use Opera. The newer Opera is based on the same engine as Chome. I still us Opera 12, which is the one with the bells & whistles, yet still pretty fast. I'll probably use it until it becomes impossible to use.

Posted by: The Opera Hat at April 03, 2014 08:12 PM (AymDN)

388 6) Pretend that you recognize him and work with his mom

Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 03, 2014 08:13 PM (mbi6/)

389 Umm, not trying to start shit but Baltimore is on par with Philly. If I don't have to be there I won't. >>Philly is better than Bmore, at least in terms of cultural amenities, IMHO.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 08:14 PM (9bPUR)

390 It's worse than mentioning "cross-bow vs. long-bow" or "870 vs. 500" I denounce myself. Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2014 12:09 AM (JMmQ9) Jeezus, you might just be the hottest chick ever.

Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 08:15 PM (Tjkt6)

391 taylork -- what a world. >>>Could be worse, it could be pakistan or somalia.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 08:15 PM (9bPUR)

392 55 13 Lena Dunham is soooo totally excited about Letterman's retirement 'cause of what it "could mean for the diversification of late night." Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 03, 2014 10:37 PM (kqGWM) Hey, I've done like talk show stuff and I already live in Manhattan! I could do like comments on the news and stuff since young people don't get the news and young people want a woman to talk about stuff rather than Dave. Daddy likes Dave though Laterz, my Pop Tarts are done. Midnight munchies

Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 03, 2014 08:15 PM (aTXUx)

393 so, anything interesting going on here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 08:15 PM (rDidD)

394 Baltimore can be a fun town, with the right guide.

Posted by: Dr. Chilton at April 03, 2014 08:16 PM (nEIMV)

395 so, anything interesting going on here? Posted by: yankeefifth -------------------------------- geek thread

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 08:16 PM (4Mv1T)

396 so, what is sapping the hqs vital fluids these days? baseball?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 08:17 PM (rDidD)

397 "She begs to differ." http://tinypic.com/r/n2yfm8/8 I don't place her..? And, she'd be better with brown or black hair.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 08:17 PM (DUaQp)

398 Lena Dunham is soooo totally excited about Letterman's retirement 'cause of what it "could mean for the diversification of late night." >>I would think that CBS would try to get MORE viewers than the previous Dave Letterman's friends and mother demographic they were courting.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 08:17 PM (9bPUR)

399 353 353 Oh, and, brunettes do rule. Sorry blondes and reds and everything else. this X1000!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 03, 2014 08:17 PM (Ft87j)

400 geek thread Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 04, 2014 12:16 AM (4Mv1T) fnord (4Mv1T) Geeks are boring. I should know.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 08:18 PM (qyfb5)

401 GGE my love, I was 31 when I moved to Baltimore from small-town Alberta. I say this with love: calm the fuck down. She will be fine, darling.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 03, 2014 08:18 PM (e9Tw7)

402 People tell me I need to see "Second Hand Lions" too but I never have either.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 11:57 PM (DUaQp)

Between that and Gran Torino, I'd watch Secondhand Lions first.

Posted by: CQD at April 03, 2014 08:18 PM (4iOIE)

403 so, what is sapping the hqs vital fluids these days? baseball? >>>My mother in law (no, not that way). If I don't murder her, I think that would be miracle #1 on the road to sainthood.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 08:19 PM (9bPUR)

404 geek thread Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 04, 2014 yeesh

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 08:19 PM (rDidD)

405 Mero, Pain doctor took care of shoulder/arm pain for almost 3 years, I told him how it started, a twinge in 2005 until pain & numbness over years. He picked it up & said there is nothing wrong with shoulder or arm. It's all from my neck. I'm going to have him do injections for that first. If you were in Boston area I would ask for good heart specialist. Good Luck!

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 08:19 PM (gjOCp)

406 Firefox, IE, Opera, Chrome, in the end it's all run by leftists in Silicon Valley or Seattle who write NSA backdoor code and donate heavily to TFG and totalitarian gun grabbing Dems

Posted by: kbdabear at April 03, 2014 08:20 PM (aTXUx)

407 "this X1000!!!!" Feelin' ya. General opinion is starting to add up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 08:20 PM (DUaQp)

408 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2014 12:06 AM (DUaQp) I've heard it called "flying prostitute" because of the engine mounting..."no visible means of support".

Posted by: BignJames at April 03, 2014 08:20 PM (HtUkt)

409 403 I scored I adore my m-I-l and she actually thinks i'm good for her daughter fooled her well

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 03, 2014 08:20 PM (Ft87j)

410 Where I am in Baltimore has non-existent crime. Guess why? I just deal with the thugs on my way to work like everyone else. Not just bmore/ Philly

Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 03, 2014 08:20 PM (mbi6/)

411 blondes are fine but overrated. nothing magical about em, not worth the premium.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 08:20 PM (rDidD)

412 just as brunettes are the best by far, Chicago is by far the greatest city on earth

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 03, 2014 08:21 PM (Ft87j)

413 Is it just me or does federal law mandate up to 5 years in prison or $5,000 penalty including the cost of prosecution for illegally disclosing federal tax information? And this is not just a fun idea, this is something individuals with access to federal tax information are required to sign off on and are monitored on.
Oh well. 5 years hard for you and me. $5,000 for them.

Oh, and for your reading pleasure
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/26/7213

Posted by: Kindletot at April 03, 2014 08:21 PM (XGAav)

414 so, Bebes, did you ever get rid of your migraine? how is your headhunter treating ya?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 08:21 PM (rDidD)

415 Between that and Gran Torino, I'd watch Secondhand Lions first. Posted by: CQD --------------------------- Secondhand Lions can be watched with your kids or your Great Grandma and is still great. My family watched it for several years as a sorta family tradition, and we haven't done that before or since.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 08:22 PM (4Mv1T)

416 WeirdDave, Chitzan-Iza(sp?) So, you're in Mexico? Did you climb all the way to the top to the tiny little room to see the altar? The climb down is scarier. Those are some narrow steps. Really, neat place.

Posted by: lindafell at April 03, 2014 08:22 PM (PGO8C)

417 "Between that and Gran Torino, I'd watch Secondhand Lions first." All right. Is there a lot of African safaris and gun play in SHL? I know what GT is about. I'm particularly interested in Enfields. Are there any Enfields?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 08:23 PM (DUaQp)

418 Where I am in Baltimore has non-existent crime. Guess why? I just deal with the thugs on my way to work like everyone else. Not just bmore/ Philly Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 04, 2014 12:20 AM (mbi6/) Um I'm in flyover country, no thugs. no shit

Posted by: Sockster at April 03, 2014 08:23 PM (MV98J)

419 I think the Koch brothers need to make their own web browser. Open source and gives he websites a user is visiting a random IP address. then watch heads explode.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 08:23 PM (9bPUR)

420 "386 It's not possible to be less funny than Margaret ChoÂ… Not a lie, my mother in law in margaret Cho's paraody of her mother. I can't believe that I have to live with her right now....*le sigh*" At the risk being called out for gender apartheid, women (especially standups) are not naturally funny. It's evolutionary. Humor is designed to defuse potentially violent social situations related to pack grouping. Men are willing to self-slander for the sake of humor whereas a woman's "funny" story is usually about how something funny happened TO her or how someone else was being weird. More often than not, it's 10 minutes of a screed disguised as jokes. Rachel Maddow (a woman in the loosest sense of the term) actually thinks she's funny. Standups like Sarah Silverman are basically attempting humor in a male's voice- talking about diarrhea and herpes- and failing.

Posted by: Naes1984 at April 03, 2014 08:23 PM (LiHKo)

421 just as brunettes are the best by far, Chicago is by far the greatest city on earth Posted by: navycopjoe at April 04, 2014 yeesh, how do you work with that?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 08:23 PM (rDidD)

422 I'm going to sleep. Mero, I saw it later on ONT where you offered me gentle hugs at least a month or two ago. To you, I offer the heartiest hug! You are a nice man!

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 08:23 PM (gjOCp)

423 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 03, 2014 08:24 PM (JMmQ9)

424 just as brunettes are the best by far, Chicago is by far the greatest city on earth >>>...He said without an indication that he was being sarcastic except for the the part of Chicago being the greatest city on earth.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 08:25 PM (9bPUR)

425 someone should flip on the MissTammy bat signal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 08:26 PM (rDidD)

426 412 just as brunettes are the best by far, Chicago is by far the greatest city on earth Posted by: navycopjoe at April 04, 2014 12:21 AM (Ft87j) NCJ, the pride is nice...but let it go

Chicago is the the tad bit more hetero than San Fran city in the midwest now. Liberal policies without the cockrings on display.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 08:26 PM (QeH9j)

427 Sockster does not like city/east coast? why the freaking venom?

Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 03, 2014 08:27 PM (mbi6/)

428 CBS Late Nite with Margaret Cho! Solid gold!

Posted by: CBS Programming Director at April 03, 2014 08:27 PM (nEIMV)

429 Standups like Sarah Silverman are basically attempting humor in a male's voice- talking about diarrhea and herpes- and failing. >>>Sarah silverman is certainly not funny. And I would agree that in general, women aren't as funny as men , though there are expections: Amy Shumer, the chick who the the Louise voice in Bob's burgers come to mind, and the female cast on Archer.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 08:27 PM (9bPUR)

430 I would go to Vegas with Grimmie and Bebe and my little sidekick who lurks here "Miss Petite Pate`" (yes she competed in a full contact stickfighting tournament under that name.)

It would not be the same without Peaches. Please come to Vegas, Peaches. i want you to see what happens when Colorado Alex meets Miss P. I bet it will be epic. She is a cute little girl with blue eyes and an epic rack, and she wears armour and can really swordfight for real...

And My dad spent the day spoiling Bebe and i and then we came home and she watched me fuss over the feral cats and the vet get kicked by Uncle horse. I am so embearassed. Uncle Horse is my sweetest horse, except when hes not.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 03, 2014 08:27 PM (f858s)

431 Sophia Vigara is funny. Pretty much the only funny person on that show.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2014 08:28 PM (fsLdt)

432 377 I apologize for mentioning Linux up-thread. It's worse than mentioning "cross-bow vs. long-bow" or "870 vs. 500" I denounce myself. Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2014 12:09 AM (JMmQ9) The Debian package format is fucking horrible. rpm > crotch rot > Big Bang Theory > deb Discuss.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 03, 2014 08:29 PM (bHnlE)

433 At the risk being called out for gender apartheid, women (especially standups) are not naturally funny. It's evolutionary. Humor is designed to defuse potentially violent social situations related to pack grouping. Men are willing to self-slander for the sake of humor whereas a woman's "funny" story is usually about how something funny happened TO her or how someone else was being weird. More often than not, it's 10 minutes of a screed disguised as jokes. Wow, that's something I've been trying to put my finger on all my life, and could never pinpoint what it exactly was. You're absolutely right, bingo. I'd hump your leg if you were here. (See? I made a joke, and I was the ridiculous aspect of it...something that would never occur to a split-tail).

Posted by: Oedipus at April 03, 2014 08:29 PM (Tjkt6)

434 Gushka! We are aiming for the end of July beginning of August; noe of the last two weekends in July or first weekend in August - 2014.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 08:30 PM (rDidD)

435 Sockster does not like city/east coast? why the freaking venom? Posted by: former lurker in baltimore at April 04, 2014 12:27 AM (mbi6/) just snark yo!

Posted by: Sockster at April 03, 2014 08:30 PM (MV98J)

436 429 Standups like Sarah Silverman are basically attempting humor in a male's voice- talking about diarrhea and herpes- and failing. >>>Sarah silverman is certainly not funny. And I would agree that in general, women aren't as funny as men , though there are expections: Amy Shumer, the chick who the the Louise voice in Bob's burgers come to mind, and the female cast on Archer." I'm guessing most of those jokes are written by male writers. Anyway. Speaking of Archer, what have you thought of this season. Something feels off. Like there's too much plot, pratfalls and not enough snappy jokes. I still love Dr. Krieger but this season hasn't worked.

Posted by: Naes1984 at April 03, 2014 08:30 PM (LiHKo)

437 Just wanted to take a moment to pop in and say hey.

I'm lurking 'cause I'm working.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 03, 2014 08:30 PM (0AKks)

438 417 "Between that and Gran Torino, I'd watch Secondhand Lions first."

All right. Is there a lot of African safaris and gun play in SHL? I know what GT is about.

I'm particularly interested in Enfields. Are there any Enfields?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2014 12:23 AM (DUaQp)

SHL is one of the best movies. Theres adventure, gunplay, heroism and best of all, two grumpy old men and a little boy who get a Lion, and a lot of other outrageous crap from a traveling salesman.

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 03, 2014 08:31 PM (f858s)

439 "I've heard it called "flying prostitute" because of the engine mounting..."no visible means of support" Your are right in there. Martin had the contract for the B-26 in early '42. While they could bend aluminum and make airframes they couldn't produce and mate engines and props. Hundreds of B-26s, in form, were lined up around the Martin factory in Baltimore but the engines and propellers weren't there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 08:32 PM (DUaQp)

440 434 Gushka!

We are aiming for the end of July beginning of August; noe of the last two weekends in July or first weekend in August - 2014.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 04, 2014 12:30 AM (rDidD)

the 20th is my birfday so i was hoping to get out and do something special. So i will have it in the budget to go...

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 03, 2014 08:32 PM (f858s)

441 just as brunettes are the best by far, Chicago is by far the greatest city on earth Lot dark haired guys running around Boystown... all of them eager for the taste of a pickle on their wiener.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2014 08:33 PM (xrZOI)

442 Good evening, Horde. I'm wearing makeup and fancy clothes and haven't cussed once all evening. Corporate Wife Mode: engaged!

Must...not...fap...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 03, 2014 08:33 PM (HVI5a)

443 the 20th is my birfday so i was hoping to get out and do something special. So i will have it in the budget to go... Posted by: gushka good news. I will keep you apprised.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 08:33 PM (rDidD)

444 The Debian package format is fucking horrible. rpm > crotch rot > Big Bang Theory > deb

Discuss.

I'd put BBT above crotch rot, but you pretty much nailed it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 03, 2014 08:34 PM (0AKks)

445 I still want to burn the fur off of Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2014 08:34 PM (xrZOI)

446 the 20th is my birfday so i was hoping to get out and do something special. So i will have it in the budget to go... Posted by: gushka it is also good you will finally be old enough to drink legally in the casio.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 03, 2014 08:34 PM (rDidD)

447 gushka is turning 20? Congrats!

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2014 08:35 PM (xrZOI)

448 351 That being said, you doing anything for Turkey season? Opens next weekend. my favorite scene in Sergeant York was when he was hunting turkey...always shoot the one on the end and the rest will never notice :-)

Posted by: concrete girl at April 03, 2014 08:36 PM (e9dkF)

449 Just wanted to say: everybody who had something nice to say about Craig Ferguson in the earlier Letterman thread, bravo.

I *really* hope CBS doesn't screw this up. Ferguson is an actual decent human being who deserves a shot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 03, 2014 08:36 PM (HVI5a)

450 heh...y'all are drink. And BBT is definitely better than crotch rot. A little.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2014 08:38 PM (fsLdt)

451 "Firefox, IE, Opera, Chrome, in the end it's all run by leftists in Silicon Valley or Seattle who write NSA backdoor code and donate heavily to TFG and totalitarian gun grabbing Dems " What I said earlier, only you said it better.

Posted by: navybrat at April 03, 2014 08:38 PM (JgC5a)

452 I'm guessing most of those jokes are written by male writers. Anyway. Speaking of Archer, what have you thought of this season. Something feels off. >>> I still think it's super funny, but I see what you mean about something feeling off. I think it's the lack of inter-office work place humor. There was a certain brilliance about the banality of talking about HR and HSA issues when juxtaposed against the awesomeness of spycraft that isn't there now. I actually think that this season is funnier on the rewatch than the initial watch.

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 08:39 PM (9bPUR)

453 To you, I offer the heartiest hug! You are a nice man! Posted by: Carol at April 04, 2014 12:23 AM (gjOCp) fnord (gjOCp) You too! The hugs part, not the nice man thing. Well, you're nice, but... I should have stopped this comment two paragraphs ago.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 08:39 PM (qyfb5)

454 And the B-26 was not an inconvenient product of the war. It has garnered the "Widowmaker" moniker but it was no worse than any other. You flew it on and off of the runway. No slack time. You watched your business. You knew your damned airplane.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 08:40 PM (DUaQp)

455 If http://tinyurl.com/qjm5leh If read by Michael Caine Was looking for something else and landed on this.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 03, 2014 08:40 PM (Fi+kS)

456 And My dad spent the day spoiling Bebe and i and then we came home and she watched me fuss over the feral cats and the vet get kicked by Uncle horse. I am so embearassed. Uncle Horse is my sweetest horse, except when hes not. Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 04, 2014 12:27 AM (f858s) fnord (f858s) WE LOVE UPDATES! Even when I'm not here, which is often.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 08:41 PM (qyfb5)

457 my favorite scene in Sergeant York was when he was hunting turkey...always shoot the one on the end and the rest will never notice :-)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 04, 2014 12:36 AM (e9dkF)
Me, I'd shoot the motorman.

Posted by: Pusher at April 03, 2014 08:41 PM (TtEhW)

458
The RSM article is excellent. I would only change one thing. He said "...because the Internet is swarming with douchebags today."

I would only argue that the Internet is swarming with douchebags EVERY day.

Posted by: Timmy in AZ at April 03, 2014 08:43 PM (TCn0v)

459 Chitzan-Iza(sp?) So, you're in Mexico? Did you climb all the way to the top to the tiny little room to see the altar? The climb down is scarier. Those are some narrow steps. Really, neat place. They don't let you go up anymore.

it's been closed to foot traffic for about a decade now, apparently they think that foot traffic will make it fall down or something. Pity, as I would have liked to go up. Also, as someone who has lived in Baltimore his whole f'ing life, you folks with your panties in a wad make me laugh and laugh. Here's a fact: outside people involved in the drug trade, Baltimore has maybe a dozen murders a year. Don't sell drugs and it's safe as any big city. Not to say you don't need urban awareness, of course you do, but The Wire an Homicide: Life on the Streets are cross sections of a small part of the city. GGE, there are lots of good solid Morons in Bmore, Gingy, VIa a, DC, Spypeach, me....we'd be happy to provide a local touchstone your daughter can count on, and show her where not to go.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 03, 2014 08:43 PM (e9Tw7)

460 The Debian package format is fucking horrible. rpm > crotch rot > Big Bang Theory > deb Discuss. Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 04, 2014 12:29 AM (bHnlE) fnord (bHnlE) Chlamydia > Windows Update > toejam > rpm > crotch rot >Apple Update >BBT > deb > pkgtool

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 08:44 PM (qyfb5)

461 Jimmy God Damned Stewart is and was the best actor in the history of this country. Period. Period.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 03, 2014 08:44 PM (DUaQp)

462 I would only argue that the Internet is swarming with douchebags EVERY day. Posted by: Timmy in AZ at April 04, 2014 12:43 AM (TCn0v) fnord (TCn0v) You'd think that would make them scarcer in real life. Nope. It's like training for them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 08:45 PM (qyfb5)

463 I should have had mod_perl in my list somewhere.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 08:46 PM (qyfb5)

464 (taps mic)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 08:48 PM (qyfb5)

465 I have not seen Craig Ferguson all that much, but what I have seen, I have liked. I have met Conan O'Brien and have also found him to be a very likable person. He is a very tall man, with a shock of red hair. I like him very much.

Posted by: navybrat at April 03, 2014 08:49 PM (JgC5a)

466 Never trust a ~~fart~~ horse.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2014 08:49 PM (xrZOI)

467

Look at me, boy.

That's my little girl there. So if you got any ideas about hugging and smooching, just rememember this;

I don't mind going back to prison.

-Bill Engvall

Posted by: drowningpuppies at April 03, 2014 08:49 PM (012vu)

468 I want to order a box of these http://bit.ly/1lF24tS

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2014 08:50 PM (bStrg)

469
It's like training for them. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith

Heh. But training is supposed to make you BETTER. They just seem to become douchier (sp?). You know what I mean.

Posted by: Timmy in AZ at April 03, 2014 08:51 PM (TCn0v)

470 447 gushka is turning 20?

Congrats!

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 12:35 AM (xrZOI)

I only wish. I think Mero came over to celebrate 43 with me last year or was it the year before that? Ugh. Cant remember. going senile. Beeb is asleep on my other sofa, curled up and looking cute as a bug in a rug.

Shes super squeamish and i was proud she was really brave and watched the vet inject Uncle horse's owie with numbing agent and debride it yesterday. Uncle horse thinking it wasnt fucking numb enough dammit! Kicked the vet then stomped on his foot for emphasis. I was so unhappy. I sent him out for training and it was a disaster, and he got sent home, after making clear he would rather die than get started again under saddle by this guy. He bucked the sandbags they put on the saddle right out of the traing pen, then he bucked so hard he tore his shoes off. and in the process he tore a hole in his ankle and nicked a tendon sheath. But now i am pretty sure i know what happened to hom when i sold him and he came back almost dead...im fairly certain they gave hom to a mexican to break in, tho i told them he was not strong enough for any of them to ride. Because when he went to bucking he did it like hed had some practice, and you only get that ONE way. Super. well one mystery answered, and now a new one looms: Do we ever want to ride him or is he to be a permanent cat rancher?

Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 03, 2014 08:51 PM (f858s)

471 Here's a fact: outside people involved in the drug trade, Baltimore has maybe a dozen murders a year. Don't sell drugs and it's safe as any big city. >>Which is to say, you still need to mind your shit when being out late at night. Sure you could not go to the "packaged goods" store off Greenmount at 1am, but where else am I going to get my Steel Reserve at that late in the hour?

Posted by: taylork at April 03, 2014 08:51 PM (9bPUR)

472 It's like training for them. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2014 12:45 AM (qyfb5) The ONLY reason I could get behind not being anonymous on the 'net. Zero civility when your totally anonymous. Granted, they have that right. But it just breeds cowardice and douche-holes.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 08:52 PM (QeH9j)

473 466 Never trust a fart horse.
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 12:49 AM (xrZOI)
Or a horse fart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 03, 2014 08:55 PM (TtEhW)

474 I only wish. I think Mero came over to celebrate 43 with me last year or was it the year before that? Ugh. Cant remember. going senile. It was, umm, err.... (checks prescription bottle, tries to focus) err... Beeb is asleep on my other sofa, curled up and looking cute as a bug in a rug. Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at April 04, 2014 12:51 AM (f858s) fnord (f858s) (eyes water, lower lip quivers) (wait, that's probably the drugs too)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 03, 2014 08:55 PM (qyfb5)

475 "Firefox, IE, Opera, Chrome, in the end it's all run by leftists in Silicon Valley or Seattle who write NSA backdoor code and donate heavily to TFG and totalitarian gun grabbing Dems " What I said earlier, only you said it better. Posted by: navybrat at April 04, 2014 12:38 AM (JgC5a) Opera is Norwegian. *insert Scandi joke here*

Posted by: The Opera Hat at April 03, 2014 08:58 PM (AymDN)

476 When the burning times come rally point is Gushka's casa. If Red Dawn taught me anything..horses are great for the insurgency.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 08:58 PM (QeH9j)

477 "Firefox, IE, Opera, Chrome, in the end it's all run by leftists in Silicon Valley or Seattle who write NSA backdoor code and donate heavily to TFG and totalitarian gun grabbing Dems " Posted by: navybrat at April 04, 2014 12:38 AM (JgC5a) Since Firefox and Chromium are both "open," what's to stop someone from putting out a browser with a few anti-SSM tweaks?

Posted by: The Opera Hat at April 03, 2014 08:59 PM (AymDN)

478

heheh eh heheh... "insert"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at April 03, 2014 08:59 PM (9gNQd)

479 If Red Dawn taught me anything..horses are great for the insurgency.[I/] There are a lot of other things to eat before it comes to that.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2014 09:00 PM (xrZOI)

480 I just need to state that Craig Ferguson is half of my boyfriend. The other half? Danel Craig. Daniel Craig Ferguson. Mmmmmmm

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 03, 2014 09:00 PM (aHI2+)

481 Since Firefox and Chromium are both "open," what's to stop someone from putting out a browser with a few anti-SSM tweaks? The wrath of the left. Other than that, nothing.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 03, 2014 09:01 PM (WX3R9)

482 406 Firefox, IE, Opera, Chrome, in the end it's all run by leftists in Silicon Valley or Seattle who write NSA backdoor code and donate heavily to TFG and totalitarian gun grabbing Dems

Posted by: at April 04, 2014 12:20 AM (aTXUx)

kbdabear*******************

Well, if the loons started looking closely at all the execs activities and find some of them slightly off the party line and go after them and the companies react the way Mozilla did , sacrificing their talent, then it would be the point at which they begin to eat their own. Justice.

Posted by: gracepmc at April 03, 2014 09:02 PM (rznx3)

483 There are a lot of other things to eat before it comes to that. Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 01:00 AM (xrZOI) True. That's why I'll ride the horses to hunt game. Vegans and libs are awfully stringy and gamey though.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 09:05 PM (QeH9j)

484 480 I just need to state that Craig Ferguson is half of my boyfriend. The other half? Danel Craig. Daniel Craig Ferguson. Mmmmmmm Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 04, 2014 01:00 AM (aHI2+) You hope for Daniel Craig Ferguson. You'll settle for Daniel Craig You'll get Piers Morgan.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 09:08 PM (QeH9j)

485 Vegans and libs are awfully stringy and gamey though.

Adolph's Meat Tenderizing Salt is great on vegans and libs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 03, 2014 09:08 PM (HVI5a)

486 Two posts in a row meams 'gnight all.

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 09:08 PM (QeH9j)

487 Means

Posted by: RWC at April 03, 2014 09:09 PM (QeH9j)

488 484 480 I just need to state that Craig Ferguson is half of my boyfriend. The other half? Danel Craig. Daniel Craig Ferguson. Mmmmmmm Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 04, 2014 01:00 AM (aHI2+) You hope for Daniel Craig Ferguson. You'll settle for Daniel Craig You'll get Piers Morgan. Posted by: RWC at April 04, 2014 01:08 AM (QeH9j) --- YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 03, 2014 09:09 PM (aHI2+)

489 "It's a great day for America, everybody!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 03, 2014 09:09 PM (HVI5a)

490 Hope Captain America 2 doesn't suck, hitting the early matinee in 12 hours

Posted by: The Dude at April 03, 2014 09:13 PM (bStrg)

491 So... anybody celebrating that Letterman will be gone from late night after (I assume) just about slightly over a year from now?

I will be.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 03, 2014 09:13 PM (HVI5a)

492 anybody celebrating that Letterman will be gone from late night after (I assume) just about slightly over a year from now? Meh...I'll be more excited when they nail Jimmy Carter up in a box and bury his useless ass.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2014 09:15 PM (xrZOI)

493 The Dude: from what I've heard even the reviewers at Breitbart like Captain America.

The headline at Big Hollywood is that it's "Pro Edward Snowden, Pro Freedom."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 03, 2014 09:15 PM (HVI5a)

494 I'm so drucking funk! Yuengling forever!

Posted by: Stevea28 at April 03, 2014 09:18 PM (fMxYc)

495 Also am hearing good things about Palin's appearance in Jimmy Fallon's Putin sketch last night.

Although I probably shouldn't hope it lasts, it would be nice if Fallon keeps up his bipartisan approach. It's a pleasant surprise IMHO just that he hasn't *already* gone full Olbermann.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 03, 2014 09:18 PM (HVI5a)

496 "my worst day on the golf course beats the crap out of my best day at the office."

My experience too.

Posted by: bill-o at April 03, 2014 09:19 PM (AWwDY)

497 Meh...I'll be more excited when they nail Jimmy Carter up in a box and bury his useless ass. Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 01:15 AM (xrZOI) SOON

Posted by: That Killer Rabbit at April 03, 2014 09:26 PM (AymDN)

498 Done with work!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 03, 2014 09:27 PM (0AKks)

499 >>>You hope for Daniel Craig Ferguson.
You'll settle for Daniel Craig.
You'll get Piers Morgan.
Posted by: RWC at April 04, 2014 01:08 AM (QeH9j)<<<

Piers... whoa. That's way too cruel. More like.
You hope for Daniel Craig Ferguson.
You'll settle for Craig T. Nelson.
You'll get Larry Craig.

Posted by: maybe this is better? at April 03, 2014 09:28 PM (08jH8)

500 499 >>>You hope for Daniel Craig Ferguson. You'll settle for Daniel Craig. You'll get Piers Morgan. Posted by: RWC at April 04, 2014 01:08 AM (QeH9j)<<< Piers... whoa. That's way too cruel. More like. You hope for Daniel Craig Ferguson. You'll settle for Craig T. Nelson. You'll get Larry Craig. Posted by: maybe this is better? at April 04, 2014 01:28 AM (08jH

--- That is not better. Good night, all.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 03, 2014 09:31 PM (aHI2+)

501 So... anybody celebrating that Letterman will be gone from late night after (I assume) just about slightly over a year from now? I will be. Posted by: qdpsteve Letterman's wit retired years ago. At this point it's just a robot with a mohawk.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 03, 2014 09:36 PM (TB4sJ)

502 154 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. I live on a golf course.

I'll take the range any day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 03, 2014 11:09 PM (4Mv1T)

I'm of the opinion that you can't go wrong with either.

Golf in the AM, range after lunch!

Posted by: bill-o at April 03, 2014 09:36 PM (AWwDY)

503 >>Which is to say, you still need to mind your shit when being out late at night. Sure you could not go to the "packaged goods" store off Greenmount at 1am, but where else am I going to get my Steel Reserve at that late in the hour? Park Heights. Spent a lot of time when I was 19ish hanging in Lower Park Heights.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 03, 2014 09:39 PM (e9Tw7)

504 Just typed this out: Mozilla Celebrates Freedom From Persecution by Purging Thought Criminal Beleaguered CEO of Mozilla, Brendan Eich, has stepped down after being hounded for daring to agree with Barack Obama and a majority of Californians by supporting Prop. 8, which simply declared that marriage was a union of a man and a woman. He was ousted by obsessed bigots who discovered he had donated $1000 almost a decade ago. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5493

Posted by: That Killer Rabbit at April 03, 2014 09:43 PM (AymDN)

505 Is there an official MoronÂ™ Steam group? I thought I saw one mentioned but not sure...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 03, 2014 09:47 PM (TB4sJ)

506 /off lupine sock

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 03, 2014 09:49 PM (AymDN)

507 >>>/off lupine sock<<<

Lupine? Wasn't me.

Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at April 03, 2014 09:51 PM (08jH8)

508 >>>/off lupine sock<<< Lupine? Wasn't me. Posted by: Big Bad Wolf at April 04, 2014 01:51 AM (08jH Was thinking of "Night of the Lepus" I blame auto-correctÂ…

Posted by: The Auto-Korrected Hat at April 03, 2014 09:56 PM (AymDN)

509 BOYCOTT MOZILLA That is all.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 03, 2014 09:59 PM (dTh2r)

510 "I'm so drucking funk! Yuengling forever!"

Protip: if you can still spell the name accurately, you haven't had enough.

Actually, "Lung-link" is one of the few traditional American beers worth ordering.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 03, 2014 10:04 PM (noWW6)

511 Happy-ish Thursday Evening, all ... A day of simple household chores ... Tomorrow, a day of simple outdoor chores ... I hope ... Bubbleshoot is awfully attractive when contemplating another day of weed whacking and raking ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 03, 2014 10:13 PM (qoKTg)

512 I'm torn on this whole mozilla thing. As much as I'd like to dump the browser for being fag friendly, what are the other options? IE? Chrome? Those aren't exactly steps up.

And it's not like I'm paying anything for it.

Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2014 10:14 PM (hO9ad)

513 Night all. Here is "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Iron Maiden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2xV3_U4mBA

Posted by: Hat up the irons! at April 03, 2014 10:16 PM (AymDN)

514 And it's not like I'm paying anything for it. Then the price of your silence is ... nothing ... At least get some hookers and blow out of the deal...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 03, 2014 10:17 PM (qoKTg)

515 Hat up the irons! at April 04, 2014 02:16 AM (AymDN) Good night, spikey lady fan ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 03, 2014 10:18 PM (qoKTg)

516 And it's not like I'm paying anything for it. Posted by: Methos at April 04, 2014 02:14 AM (hO9ad) This is about the First Amendment. And fascism. Stop the gaystapo.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 03, 2014 10:44 PM (dTh2r)

517 This is about the First Amendment. And fascism. Stop the gaystapo.

So what browser isn't written by anti-American filth?

Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2014 10:48 PM (hO9ad)

518 I am pissed. I slept for two plus hours & am now wide awake!

Posted by: Carol at April 03, 2014 10:48 PM (gjOCp)

519 I don't know, Methos. Google sucks, everything sucks. But I switched back to Safari, whose CEO is a climate-change freak. Still, Mozilla must be punished. And be sure to email press@mozilla.org that they are intolerant fascists, because no one freaks out more than PR people.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 03, 2014 10:52 PM (dTh2r)

520

519 Done.

Hey

Very sad to hear that you guys are such intolerant fascists now. You guys suck and not only do I think so but so do almost all of my friends.

Hitler purged jews from positions of power in Germany too. Way to emulate your role models.

We will no longer and never again use mozilla products unless and until you idiots learn what America and freedom to believe as one wishes mean.

Way to step in poop and then smear it all over yourselves.

An ex-customer

Posted by: MAx at April 03, 2014 11:06 PM (b7yum)

521

520 If enough of us got off of our fat asses we could get this guy rehired.

In 20 years of using IE I've never had any probs ever

Posted by: MAx at April 03, 2014 11:07 PM (b7yum)

522 Posted by: MAx at April 04, 2014 03:06 AM (b7yum) Way to go! That was even more forceful than my bitch slap. I'm hoping for an avalanche on those bastards.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 03, 2014 11:11 PM (dTh2r)

523 Actually, the anti-Colbert woman is white. Only her eye shape is different.

She's just an angry liberal white chick, with slightly different eyes.

So, just same old.

Posted by: hmitchell3rd at April 04, 2014 01:27 AM (Opxml)

524 >>> Actually, the anti-Colbert woman is white. Only her eye shape is different. >>> She's just an angry liberal white chick, with slightly different eyes. I'm darker than her and I'm half Skandi.

Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2014 01:40 AM (Ua6T/)

525 White, Asian, Latino, Black, Native... who gives a rat? All I see is another crazy screaming moonbat, and those come in every color.

Posted by: Cato at April 04, 2014 01:41 AM (J+mig)

526 Posted by: Cato at April 04, 2014 05:41 AM (J+mig) I actually tried to read that interview.....my comprehension must be fading.

Posted by: BignJames at April 04, 2014 01:44 AM (HtUkt)

527 Firefox, IE, Opera, Chrome, in the end it's all run by leftists in
Silicon Valley or Seattle who write NSA backdoor code and donate heavily
to TFG and totalitarian gun grabbing Dems

Posted by: at April 04, 2014 12:20 AM (aTXUx)

There must be a friendly Russian browser out there.

Posted by: Jean at April 04, 2014 01:53 AM (Aqvh6)

528 >>> There must be a friendly Russian browser out there. Working on it.

Posted by: Fast Eddie Snowden at April 04, 2014 01:59 AM (Ua6T/)

529 527: SRWare Iron. Just installed it, it runs on an open-source version of Google Chrome's code and according to its makers, doesn't report everything you do to Google like Chrome normally does. Also accepts Chrome plugins, I'm running their version of Adblock Plus on it right now. Seems to work pretty well. Hey, I'm talking to all of you in-my-computer-box people on it, so it can't be too bad.

Posted by: Cato at April 04, 2014 02:08 AM (J+mig)

530 Don't know who makes this browser, but honestly, at this point, I'll pick an unknown over a gaggle of known a-holes.

Posted by: Cato at April 04, 2014 02:17 AM (J+mig)

531 Asians calling for race wars is soooo 20th century.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2014 02:17 AM (HLprW)

532 No real ammo updates overnight to report.

I see that GGE is having family coming to Baltimore soon,
GGE, Post something on the Group so I can find you, and we might be able to help.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2014 02:19 AM (lceO/)

533 531: Racial activism is so 20th century.

Posted by: Cato at April 04, 2014 02:21 AM (J+mig)

534 Wow, over the Mozilla kerfluffle, I installed Opera. Unfortunately, it installed a crap ton of other programs--some of which I am not able to uninstall. When I click on them and click uninstall, they unselect themselves before I can click the uninstall option. UGLY!

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, We Be Bossy at April 04, 2014 02:31 AM (kXoT0)

535 If anyone would like to see real money in action, click on the Flightradar link at the beginning of this thread and check the planes just passing Puerto Rico right now. You'll find Roman Abramovich's private 767 passing overhead on it's way from LA to St. Martin. Probably meeting his yacht (one of the world's biggest) there. I guess it doesn't matter to him that it's Friday.

Posted by: jwest at April 04, 2014 02:36 AM (u2a4R)

536 Installed Opera last night. Version 20.0. Noticed that a lot of folks here have version 12. Should I be running it instead. Only thing I don't like so far about Opera is not being able to open a highlighted link in another tab.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 04, 2014 02:36 AM (Qp3K5)

537 I hate that Sherry. I have , but will soon give away Windows 8 computer. I bought it last year only to work from home. It updated IE to 11 & I can't connect to work computer. I sent CS an email in December & they told me to install Chrome. I made sure I unchecked all of the extras. Chrome won't connect to my work computer & I decided to buy a Windows 7 computer & send W8 to my quadriplegic brother in Maine.

Posted by: Carol at April 04, 2014 02:37 AM (gjOCp)

538 " Here's a fact: outside people involved in the drug trade, Baltimore has maybe a dozen murders a year. Don't sell drugs and it's safe as any big city."

I guess I need to point that out to the dead guy in the overturned car who was found a block from our house last year.

Your overarching point is correct that most of the deaths are directly related to drugs.
But, the circle of drug influence continues to spread from the city center outward every year.

Oh, and the guy who was shot in the car?

Wasted by the punk boyfriend of his step-daughter.
We wouldn't let the scumbag bring dirty laundry over and wash at the house.
I read the charging documents, including the perps written statement to that effect.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2014 02:38 AM (lceO/)

539 I guess I should have been more accurate - Asians actually waging race wars is sooo 20th century.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2014 02:38 AM (HLprW)

540 We = He

F*ckin' Auto-mispell

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2014 02:39 AM (lceO/)

541 Is it time for the Koch brothers to fund a new browser?

Posted by: Jean at April 04, 2014 02:42 AM (Aqvh6)

542 Just because I like this song and it's a good reminder, of the God I believe in "Whom Shall I fear?" http://tinyurl.com/btulott

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2014 02:43 AM (XyM/Y)

543 And another one-10,000 reasons to bless the Lord: http://tinyurl.com/nl2pfmg

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2014 02:45 AM (XyM/Y)

544 Heh, local newsreader doing a short bit on those reporters killed in Shitcanistan. She pronounced Afghanistan like the American white woman she is, then said Pa-kih-staaahhn like the retarded pretentious liberal she most likely is.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2014 02:45 AM (HLprW)

545 New thread's been up for about ten minutes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2014 03:01 AM (lceO/)

546 Taylork >>Which is to say, you still need to mind your shit when being out late at night. Sure you could not go to the "packaged goods" store off Greenmount at 1am, but where else am I going to get my Steel Reserve at that late in the hour? >>Almost as bad as the Balto Zoo sending a flyer for 'Night-time at the Zoo'. Riiiiiiiigh....... Druid Hill Park, Night, poor rep, and to navigate thru it to the Zoo? I'd rather run the Gefilte fish concession in Baghdad.... Told the only way we'd go with the kids is if I can bring a USMC Platoon with Strykers.

Posted by: fred zeppelin at April 04, 2014 03:06 AM (zL/eJ)

547 "Riiiiiiiigh....... Druid Hill Park, Night, poor rep, and to navigate thru it to the Zoo? I'd rather run the Gefilte fish concession in Baghdad....

Told the only way we'd go with the kids is if I can bring a USMC Platoon with Strykers."

Nothing to fear.
Ain't no guns in the city. The whole place is about a s"Gun free zone" as you can get.

/Sarc

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 04, 2014 03:20 AM (lceO/)

548 267 Good evening, Horde. I'm wearing makeup and fancy clothes and haven't cussed once all evening. Corporate Wife Mode: engaged!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 03, 2014 11:39 PM (e9Tw7)

Who or what is this? How did they know to come here? What have they done with our Gingy? Do we need to mount a rescue expedition?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 04, 2014 05:37 AM (cMTdx)

549 Don't mind me, I'm just mouthing off because what I use to get online is determined by a bunch of prissy gays deciding what is good for ME.

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 04, 2014 08:12 AM (HZMpv)

550 >"$20 dongle" Save yourself some cash and get them for less than $10 via eBay or DX.com. Get the ones with a PAL connector as Radio Shack carries adapters. The smaller MCX adapters and pigtails are special order. FYI, you can connect 3-4 SDR dongles with a USB multi-port and monitor the P25 digital radio channles most police and fire are switching to. 73's!

Posted by: AF5OI at April 04, 2014 10:09 AM (Cgh1j)

551 DOGPILE dot com is a very good search engine.

Posted by: eye tie at April 04, 2014 11:54 AM (bvqC9)

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