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February 02, 2014

Superbowl XLVIII
— Dave in Texas

I think we're running out of Roman numerals. This is an early SB post in case anyone wanted to start talkin trash. There will be another one at gametime.

Last game of the season, Broncos and Seahawks.

How's the weather in East Rutherford NJ today? Not bad. Looks like snow tomorrow.

Oh and some jackass mailed some baking soda to several hotels around Metlife Stadium and also Rudy Giuliani's midtown business office. What a dick.

ICYMI, Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman might not be the dick you think he is (sorry, Buzzfeed link). I think I like this kid.

Happy Superbowl - more later!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 08:54 AM | Comments (169)
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1 Is that Dana Perino?

Posted by: redenzo at February 02, 2014 08:56 AM (WCnJW)

Chili's in the crockpot, snacks are being prepared.

Let's do this!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at February 02, 2014 08:56 AM (PZ6/M)

3 Don't like her too much. Won't be watching the game anyway. No cable/sattelite

Posted by: Vic[/i] at February 02, 2014 08:57 AM (T2V/1)

Here's some Super Bowl/Groundhog Day humor to tide you over until the game starts:

http://is.gd/zR35OT

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at February 02, 2014 08:58 AM (PZ6/M)

5 Doesn't the game start at 6:30?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 08:58 AM (6bMeY)

6 What? Look at that smile! She's adorable and her elbows are sheathed.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 02, 2014 08:59 AM (l7DqC)

7 tranny, definitely a tranny when does the game start? I wonder if I have time to shoot

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 08:59 AM (At8tV)

8 I think this a Stream Link to the game. http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/come-back-to-watch-super-bowl-xlviii-on-fox-012314

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:01 AM (6bMeY)

9 The Shermantroversy helped keep the pressure off of Wilson. Still rooting for the Broncos. Can't stand Pete Carroll.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 02, 2014 09:01 AM (zDsvJ)

10 Sooooo over five hours until the game and we're doing a football thread?

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 02, 2014 09:01 AM (GrtrJ)

11 Here's how you deal with the Richard Shermans of the world:

I don't care whether he's an overall good guy. On the largest stage of his life, he pulled a dick move. Maybe he's a nice guy, but he decided NOT to act like one, then and there.

Now, compare him to Demaryius Thomas, the guy who is probably going to match up against him the whole game. No trash talking, no chump behavior on the field, a significantly different life story from Sherman's. A class guy, all around.

If you need somebody to root for, root for him.

Go Broncos.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2014 09:01 AM (BeSEI)

12 TOO SOOON

Posted by: Zakn at February 02, 2014 09:01 AM (zyaZ1)

13 The Super Bowl will be on anything with rabbit ears (abeit digital ones). That is all we have here.

Posted by: navybrat at February 02, 2014 09:01 AM (AW7Gr)

14 I just hope whoever wins keeps the trophy warm for Jay fucking Cutler and Da BEARS!!! who will easily win it next year

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 09:02 AM (At8tV)

15 10 Sooooo over five hours until the game and we're doing a football thread?
Posted by: DangerGirl at February 02, 2014 01:01 PM

No, this is the elbows and boobehs thread

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 09:02 AM (aTXUx)

16 Amazon hasn't seen fit to bring my Digital Rabbit ears. I ordered on the 27 and they shipped them out today.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:04 AM (6bMeY)

17 15 No, this is the elbows and boobehs thread you can never have enough guns, guitar, or boobehs

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 09:04 AM (At8tV)

18 Sheesh, there's gonna be another one. The Superbowl is an all day event. Because, Murica.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 02, 2014 09:04 AM (l7DqC)

19 Can I just say we have nice Seahawks players as well. Derrick Coleman is the first deaf player in the NFL and has done a lot of inspiring outreach work in our community.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 02, 2014 09:04 AM (RZ8pf)

20 The 90s Colorado girl in me can't accept the fact that the Broncos are playing someone other than the Packers in the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Lauren at February 02, 2014 09:04 AM (hFL/3)

21 Elbows and Boobehs!!!!! Also please email, tweet, FB etc. everyone to boycott the Puppy Bowl, since it is featuring the execrable Mooch this year...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 09:05 AM (vHRtU)

22 Wow, that gal is dangerously close to a wardrobe malfunction. I don't even know what to call the bottoms she is wearing. Loincloth?

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 09:05 AM (vBhbc)

23 Oh, and John Elway came out as a conservative. Although, wasn't that always suspected anyway?

Posted by: Lauren at February 02, 2014 09:05 AM (hFL/3)

24
The chick could use a couple of cheeseburger's and three less PSI each side.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 02, 2014 09:05 AM (nQjHM)

25 Tom Brady said he wasn't interested in the game since he's not in it

I water the Tree of Schadenboner with his tears

http://tinyurl.com/k7235zl

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 09:06 AM (aTXUx)

26 "Da BEARS!!! who will easily win it next year"

Glutton.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 02, 2014 09:07 AM (IV4od)

27 I cannot wait to watch the puppy bowl with our first lady to give us good advice. I hope President Obama also shows up. That would be great and make everyone's day.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 02, 2014 09:07 AM (iB0Q2)

28 There's a Kitten Bowl on Hallmark Channel iirc. Corgi puppies on Too Cute right now. Squeeeeee

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 02, 2014 09:07 AM (zDsvJ)

29 I'm rooting for Seattle, kind of a coin flip decision. I'm not a fan of Carrol's reported Trutherism/dickishness to the military, but I like Russel Wilson. If I had to bet money, I'd probably put it on Denver.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 02, 2014 09:08 AM (ZshNr)

30 Jeez, that girl does her sit ups doesn't she? Abs of steel.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 09:08 AM (M/TDA)

31
If I wasn't so good as governor, I could have played in a Super Bowl and won MVP for the heaviest lineman with great speed.

Posted by: Chrispy Creme Christi at February 02, 2014 09:08 AM (nQjHM)

32 Did you know that Troy Aikman and Joe Buck are the commentators? They got the game because they are openly gay and affirmative action.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:08 AM (6bMeY)

33 What's wrong with that girl's abdomen? Was she host to one of those alien creatures with a massive forehead and lust for a Superbowl ring?

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 09:08 AM (TKFmG)

34 On Sunday, President Obama celebrated the Super Bowl by having the White House tweet a picture of him throwing a football.

Not actually throwing a football but just posing to throw one. I'll bet limp wrist couldn't lob a ball more than half a yard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2014 09:09 AM (FE/sZ)

35 Very nice abs.

Posted by: navybrat at February 02, 2014 09:09 AM (AW7Gr)

36 19 -

Which faction of the deaf community does Mr. Coleman favor?

Because those folks do indeed have factions, and their disagreements will make the Sharks and the Jets look like ballet dancers.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2014 09:09 AM (BeSEI)

37 Yeah kinda a classless moce by Brady. I'm glad the league bitch-slapped Belichik over his whining about the non-penalty. Maybe the bloom is finally off that rose.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 02, 2014 09:09 AM (zDsvJ)

38 The First Tranny is F'n up the Puppy Bowl?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:09 AM (6bMeY)

39 Where's the gaming thread? Bring on the gaming thread!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 02, 2014 09:10 AM (0IhFx)

40
Barky O'Bama doesn't like football practice, but he loves the after workout showers and rubdowns.

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 02, 2014 09:10 AM (nQjHM)

41 I should be able to watch it in Hi Def over the air, weather permitting.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 09:11 AM (V70Uh)

42 MSM Health "Expert" predicts confidently that Tom Brady and the Patriots will win the Super Bowl

http://tinyurl.com/ouo6b58

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 09:11 AM (aTXUx)

43 Is it too early for election coverage?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:11 AM (6bMeY)

44 Does anyone have the picture of President Obama throwing a football. I would like to put that on my computer.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 02, 2014 09:11 AM (iB0Q2)

45 The NFL is dead to me.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 02, 2014 09:12 AM (FApZx)

46 If I stream it over to a TV will it be high quality?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:12 AM (6bMeY)

47 Go Denver! Or Seattle. I don't really care either way...

Posted by: Chris M at February 02, 2014 09:12 AM (4lyMJ)

48 That abdomen as a few miles on it.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 09:12 AM (V70Uh)

49 100 sets of awesome NFL boobehs: http://tinyurl.com/lncypl5

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 09:12 AM (vHRtU)

50 They have Obama doing something else to a Football in the photo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:13 AM (6bMeY)

51 And those bags under her eyes.

They indicate that she has been having secks.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 02, 2014 09:13 AM (V70Uh)

52
Yes, someone is going to win the Suprabowl!

Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at February 02, 2014 09:13 AM (nQjHM)

53 Also please email, tweet, FB etc. everyone to boycott the Puppy Bowl, since it is featuring the execrable Mooch this year... Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 01:05 PM

Picking out appetizers for the next White House dinner?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 09:13 AM (aTXUx)

54 We're having a Super Bowl snack-all-afternoon kind of day. Bunch of small stuff, meat and cheese, crackers, shrimp, puff pastries, etc. from Trader Joe's.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 02, 2014 09:13 AM (ZshNr)

55 The First Marihuana Bowl.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:14 AM (6bMeY)

56 42 -

That was a thing of beauty. The host cannot figure out how to tell the guy he's a delusional idiot.

I could give her a bit of advice on that.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2014 09:14 AM (BeSEI)

57 Also please email, tweet, FB etc. everyone to boycott the Puppy Bowl, since it is featuring the execrable Mooch this year... Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 01:05 PM

If Mooch and TFG wonder why everyone is bored with them, maybe it's because they're seeing them sticking their faces into EVERYTHING

I'm watching Teh Kitteh Bowl

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 09:15 AM (aTXUx)

58
I've ordered in a few bowls of maze dip, rattlesnake bits, and some other Indian delicacies for the game.

Posted by: Lizzy "Two Dogs Fucking" Warren at February 02, 2014 09:15 AM (nQjHM)

59 we are going to be in buffalo wing hell here have like four sauces and ten lbs of wings no brats....only for da bears of course we have to root for Denver and Manning because VOL!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 09:16 AM (At8tV)

60 Speaking of elbows and "stuff" Youtube search - "ultimate bikini workout". It will get your heart pumping. Tragically pointed elbows on the fitness instructor.

Posted by: simplemind at February 02, 2014 09:17 AM (hTeQK)

61 Not actually throwing a football but just posing to throw one. I'll bet limp wrist couldn't lob a ball more than half a yard

I bet they put that picture up at the U.N. and laugh at it. I would say he throws like a girl, but I'm certain I have better form and could outdistance him by twenty yards.

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 09:17 AM (vBhbc)

62
I'm only interested in the game if Erin Andrews is flashing her tits and strutting her ass.

Posted by: Keef Olbermann at February 02, 2014 09:18 AM (nQjHM)

63 Moochelle - Puppy Bowl ? What do they call female dogs ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 02, 2014 09:18 AM (wHwit)

64 Mooch the Scrunt is doing the endzone dance and lecturing on how to make healthy puppy jerky.

Make sure Animal Planet feels your hate...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 09:19 AM (vHRtU)

65 Tim Tebow's Super Bowl commercial. Funny http://tinyurl.com/kntlqnu

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 09:19 AM (M/TDA)

66 That cheerleader needs a sammich!

Posted by: Mr. alu Fods: Semi-Pro Lurker at February 02, 2014 09:20 AM (dVk8Y)

67 I didn't know there was a kitten bowl, but just turned it on... cute!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 09:21 AM (vHRtU)

68 Yea! I can post again! This blog software blows goats!

Posted by: Mr. alu Fods: Semi-Pro Lurker at February 02, 2014 09:21 AM (dVk8Y)

69 Not really into the washboard abs on a sammich maker.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:21 AM (6bMeY)

70 Still rooting for the Broncos. Can't stand Pete Carroll. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 02, 2014 01:01 PM (zDsvJ) People forget that he is was the once in charge when all the S**t happened that landed USC on probation and caused them to be stripped of a Heisman and a national championship. He skipped town just before the storm started.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at February 02, 2014 09:21 AM (uzmcT)

71 Best looking cheerleader we have had on here in ages. And someone has written "OU '87" next to her left elbow, which might mean she's 44 and still looks like she's 28. I'd hit that like The Big Bang, and they would would still be recording background radiation from the event 13.7 billion years later.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2014 09:22 AM (8+xjO)

72 I'll watch the game, but will skip the halftime stupidity. Recently I watched an ESPN special about the 1958 NFL Championship game between the Baltimore Colts and New York Giants called "The Greated Game Ever Played." During halftime the Baltimore Colt's cheerleaders did a silly dance dressed as raindeer. They had fake antlers and red clown noses and wore tan one piece swim suits. What was funny is most people who watched the game saw it in B/W, and the cheerleaders looked nude.

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 02, 2014 09:22 AM (LKJt3)

73 Oh, and Go Broncos! I have no use for anything on the left coast.

Posted by: Mr. alu Fods: Semi-Pro Lurker at February 02, 2014 09:22 AM (dVk8Y)

74 Who else here doesn't give a rat's ass about the SB & won't be watching? Any cobs? Will we have another post or are we stuck to our own devices?

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 09:22 AM (VyQBa)

75
Go Broncs!

Feel a little bit better about their chances now that the weather won't be vicious.

Denver D has been better the last few weeks so I don't want to jinx them by not abusing them. So come on you egg sucking pansies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 09:23 AM (n0DEs)

76 3.5 hours of broadcast, 11 minutes of actually moving the ball up and down the field...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 09:26 AM (vHRtU)

77 Okay, who invited the Obamas again?

Dude never fails to leave a big stinking floater in the party bowl.

Posted by: Fritz at February 02, 2014 09:26 AM (TKFmG)

78 75 -

Seattle's offense really is nothing to be scared of. Yes, Lynch sometimes gets yards after first contact, and yes, Wilson can run a bit, but your defense doesn't have to be all that creative to stop them.

Frankly, I could see this being a blow-out. Here's hoping the Broncos carve them up like Christmas ham.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2014 09:26 AM (BeSEI)

79 Did someone mention blowing goats?

Posted by: Bob Costas at February 02, 2014 09:26 AM (vHRtU)

80 Looks like she put some highlighter on her sixpack. That's cheating. Also, going south, is that....er....hair or something on the border? What's the point in having a computer magnifier if you don't use it?)

Posted by: Hawk lurking at February 02, 2014 09:27 AM (CYS6Q)

81 They should use Bob Costas as a tackling dummy

Posted by: simplemind at February 02, 2014 09:28 AM (hTeQK)

82 71Â Best looking cheerleader we have had on here in ages.Â __________ Nah, Shark... Just in the last month, Dave posted a pic of some jailbait that everyone went gaga over. Although now that I think about it, her face might not have been visible.

Posted by: shredded chi - tired of shoveling FACTs out of the driveway at February 02, 2014 09:28 AM (VyQBa)

83 Of course, before the Big Game (are we allowed to refer to it as you-know-what, here? I thought it was "Christmas" rules, where you have to call it "holiday") I have to watch Groundhog Day. Here's Jonah Goldberg's 2005 column on it:

http://tinyurl.com/743aoxs

Posted by: AmishDude at February 02, 2014 09:28 AM (xSegX)

84 Section scar just north of her bush line...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 09:29 AM (vHRtU)

85
I do like the tummy on the cheerleader.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 09:31 AM (n0DEs)

86 Happy SB 40-something horde! IMO I want the AC of Manning to win. Another thought is how can The Won(tm) insert himself into the halftime show? Bruno Mars with the RHCP with tube socks? My mind reels... (rolls percentile dice)

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at February 02, 2014 09:32 AM (aNdhq)

87 Elway is an arrogant prick. I'd like to cuntpunch him. Hope the Donkeys lose.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2014 09:33 AM (6bvBO)

88 78 75 -

Seattle's offense really is nothing to be scared of. Yes, Lynch sometimes gets yards after first contact, and yes, Wilson can run a bit, but your defense doesn't have to be all that creative to stop them.

Frankly, I could see this being a blow-out. Here's hoping the Broncos carve them up like Christmas ham.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2014 01:26 PM (BeSEI)

I figure it might be close. Yeah Seattle's offense isn't all that amazing but, Denver's Defense isn't necessarily lights out either.

At the same time Seattle's D doesn't have their fans to really disrupt Denver, and Denver doesn't have the altitude advantage to gas the Seattle as fast.

I think a telling indicator will be Seattle's defense around mid way through the third quarter, if they are standing around, hands on their hips, and not really moving while waiting for the snap then Manning has made them his bitch.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 09:35 AM (LI48c)

89 What's the halftime show this year? Opening a trench and ritually beheading straight middle-class white men?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 09:35 AM (vHRtU)

90 WSJ breaking news that Phillip Seymour Hoffman has been found dead in his NYC apartment https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/430043025113620480

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 09:35 AM (aTXUx)

91 83 -

Good Lord, four pages of blathering from Jonah Goldberg? No thanks, I'd rather listen to female sideline reporters all day than read him.

As for the "big game" nonsense, I make a note of all advertisers that use those words this time of year, then systematically avoid patronizing them.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2014 09:36 AM (BeSEI)

92 Who is PSH and why do we care? Not being snarky, I really don't know...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 09:37 AM (vHRtU)

93 @ Paranoidgirlinseattle

I'm drinking Audible Ale for my hometown team.

Posted by: Buck Farack, Gentleman Adventurer at February 02, 2014 09:37 AM (Nk6GS)

94 The Choom Bowl. Are they really going to dig up Jimmy Hoffa during the Halftime Show?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:37 AM (6bMeY)

95 90 Who?

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2014 09:38 AM (6bvBO)

96 I'm pulling for the SeaHawks. My intensity is low for either, but I'm not going to let Pete Caroll being a POS to keep me for rooting for Seattle to get their first SB victory. And we know, if they win it, it will have been because of an epic game because the Broncos are tough.

If the Broncos win, I'll be happy enough for Eli's brother, but the way the whole Tebo thing went with the Broncos rubbed me the wrong way.

Posted by: Yip at February 02, 2014 09:39 AM (/jHWN)

97 As for the "big game" nonsense, I make a note of all advertisers that use those words this time of year, then systematically avoid patronizing them. Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2014 01:36 PM (BeSEI) Most of this comes from the dickishness of the NFL threatening copyright infringements over the term "Super Bowl."

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at February 02, 2014 09:39 AM (uzmcT)

98 Man that Beth Stern on the Kitty Bowl is smokin...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 09:39 AM (vHRtU)

99 23 Elway spoke at both a McCain rally I attended (I know, I know....) and one of the few local Romney ones I missed. I don't think think there's been much of a question as to his politics. His public speaking abilities are best described as, um, workmanlike. John Lynch on the other hand (another retired Bronco) spoke at the McCain rally and should be in politics if he isn't already. The speech was personal, heartfelt, pitch perfect and delivered like a pro.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at February 02, 2014 09:40 AM (03/ho)

100 I'm gonna miss Colin's New Football Show.

Berman and Company are their usual unwatchable selves. Christ, Chris Mortenson has been on the air for, what... at least ten or fifteen years now, right? Every time he gets in front of the camera he still stammers and flusters like it's the first time he's ever seen the little red light go on.

NFL network isn't much better. Michael Irvin sounds like Shannon Sharpe talking to a dog.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 02, 2014 09:41 AM (celt+)

101 I didn't recognize the name, so I looked him up on IMDB. He's been in a lot of things. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000450/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2014 09:41 AM (sdi6R)

102 88 -

Another good indicator will be if Moreno is running the ball well. If he is, and Denver is mixing in enough runs with their passes, they will win, and it probably won't be close.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2014 09:42 AM (BeSEI)

103 I al ways tell my recruits to make their beds so tight that a quarter would bounce 6 inches off the blanket. Looking at that Bronco babe (are those shadows or stretch marks on that six pack) I could bounce a quarter 12 inches off her navel. But like all real men, I'd rather bounce something else.

Posted by: Drill Sergeant Dave at February 02, 2014 09:42 AM (wdHk6)

104 87 Elway is an arrogant prick. I'd like to cuntpunch him. Hope the Donkeys lose. Hold back the hate. Ed Driscoll reports that Elway is coming out of the closet this Super Bowl ... revealing that he's a Republican

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 09:42 AM (aTXUx)

105 "Denver doesn't have the altitude advantage to gas the Seattle as fast."

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If the Broncos have some kind of mile-high trained super-lungs, then they will still have the advantage of more-efficient oxygen processing at sea level, non?

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 02, 2014 09:44 AM (celt+)

106 PSH is an actor, probably best known for his role as Truman Capote.

Posted by: no good deed at February 02, 2014 09:45 AM (vBhbc)

107 97 -

Exactly. Football is a wonderful game. The NFL sucks. We're probably not that far away from me not caring anymore.

Another thing to look for during the broadcast: how many times they use the word "concussion." I swear announcers must get paid extra for talking about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2014 09:45 AM (BeSEI)

108 104 -

People are still mad because he cut Touchdown Jesus. Some will never forgive him for it, which is ironic, but.....

Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2014 09:47 AM (BeSEI)

109 Philip Seymour Hoffman was a great actor. 46 years old, how sad.

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 02, 2014 09:47 AM (GrtrJ)

110 104 lol. Probably in the same vein as Boner and Lady Lindsey. I love sports, but the donkey love here is over the top. We just moved to CO before the orange crush. Gawd.

Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2014 09:47 AM (6bvBO)

111 PSH.. did a good job in that movie. I didn't think I'd like it, but his performance was so well done ... in fact that whole movie was well done. One of those movies I didn't think I'd like at all until it was all over and I thought, hmm... that was pretty well done.

Posted by: Yip at February 02, 2014 09:48 AM (/jHWN)

112 Did anyone see that football awards show last night? I caught the Hall of Fame inductions, was so thrilled to see Michael Strahan get in. Love that guy!!!

Posted by: Peaches at February 02, 2014 09:48 AM (8lmkt)

113 The ice is pulling the tree limbs down but when the power goes out I'm going to assume the terrorists finally pulled off the coveted superbowl Sunday EMP attack.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at February 02, 2014 09:48 AM (kxSZr)

114 Did you guys know that Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard?

Did you know that Ndomokan Suh means "House of Spears"?

Did you know that the Broncos have a player named "Pot Roast"?

Then I'll grin like an idiot and yell it straight into the camera every single fucking time I talk about these guys.

HARVARD! HOUSE OF SPEARS! POT ROAST!

Posted by: Trey Wingo at February 02, 2014 09:49 AM (celt+)

115 80 Looks like she put some highlighter on her sixpack. That's cheating. Also, going south, is that....er....hair or something on the border? What's the point in having a computer magnifier if you don't use it?) Posted by: Hawk lurking at February 02, 2014 01:27 PM (CYS6Q) There's definitely some shadowing in the region directly above Valhalla. Im going to mentally imagine it as a quirky yet sexily tasteful tattoo while honing my hand jive skills.

Posted by: Yep, I'm a nerd... at February 02, 2014 09:49 AM (aTyi6)

116 Oh kewl Peaches, thanks for that... I didn't know that was on. Michael Strahan is a good guy for sure. Awesome.

Posted by: Yip at February 02, 2014 09:49 AM (/jHWN)

117 106 they just said drug overdose and wasn't he 50 something?

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 09:52 AM (At8tV)

118 74 Who else here doesn't give a rat's ass about the SB & won't be watching? Any cobs? Will we have another post or are we stuck to our own devices? --- I have a travel thread that I'll put up after CBD's food thread. It's got a lot of links and whatnot to keep people occupied.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 02, 2014 09:52 AM (zDsvJ)

119 She could probably do that thing where you launch an olive from her navel into her mouth.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2014 09:52 AM (BAS5M)

120 112 mike who? Ray Guy got in all that mattered

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 09:53 AM (At8tV)

121 >>82 71 Best looking cheerleader we have had on here in ages. I think the hockey babes I posted last week were quite (n)ice.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 02, 2014 09:53 AM (zDsvJ)

122 105 "Denver doesn't have the altitude advantage to gas the Seattle as fast."

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If the Broncos have some kind of mile-high trained super-lungs, then they will still have the advantage of more-efficient oxygen processing at sea level, non?

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 02, 2014 01:44 PM (celt+)

That seems like less of an issue than being drained. You know, when you're fresh you will certainly notice it, but through the game you're going to be in a particular state where you will ignore that growing fatigue, but once you hit that point where you can no longer ignore it that will feed on itself. And in Denver its probably going to hit you sooner, especially when you are staring at Peyton Manning.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 09:54 AM (LI48c)

123 119 olive from her navel into her mouth. oh god ***horrible memories of wog day***

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 09:54 AM (At8tV)

124 119 She could probably do that thing where you launch an olive from her navel into her mouth. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2014 01:52 PM (BAS5M) And probably fry bacon on that griddle. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, bacon.

Posted by: Yep, I'm a nerd... at February 02, 2014 09:55 AM (aTyi6)

125 The actor guy was 46.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 09:55 AM (6bMeY)

126 117 Old enough to know better. Good character actor. Such a shame. For those old enough to remember him, the Oscar winning Austrian actor, Maximillian Schell died yesterday.

Posted by: Tuna at February 02, 2014 09:55 AM (M/TDA)

127 ***horrible memories of wog day***

Share your humiliations!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 09:56 AM (vHRtU)

128 I've had the NFL network on and apparently something that Manning does is handwriting personal letters to a lot of players on their retirement.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 09:57 AM (LI48c)

129 Back when I still gave a rip about my shape (currently round) and worked out, we'd call the younger, fitter women hard-bellies. But none of them had the actual hard bellies you see today. I suppose I should say something about sharp elbows here. sharp elbows.

Posted by: Normal man spitting on his hands at February 02, 2014 09:57 AM (agLwc)

130 118 74 Who else here doesn't give a rat's ass about the SB & won't be watching? Any cobs? Will we have another post or are we stuck to our own devices? --- I have a travel thread that I'll put up after CBD's food thread. It's got a lot of links and whatnot to keep people occupied. Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 02, 2014 01:52 PM (zDsvJ) Will one of those links be why Norway sucks as a travel destination in February?

Posted by: Yep, I'm a nerd... at February 02, 2014 09:57 AM (aTyi6)

131 Hey, 'Rons and 'Ettes! Heading to a family SB party (no alcohol, I'm the only beer drinker in the fam) and I just wanted to wish you all a glorious Super Bowl Sunday! Have fun and BE SAFE!!!

(Oh yeah, and since I'm a Washingtonahoovian, GO HAWKS!!!--I think Peyt the Great and the Broncos take this one, though.)

Any of you gonna be depressed after the game is over and football is over? I will be.

Posted by: TheresaD Go SeaHawks at February 02, 2014 09:57 AM (Z8VQW)

132 122 - But you still run into the same logic problem. Now you're just talking about a different type of advantage that they should still have over the other team at any altitude.

Posted by: Trey Wingo at February 02, 2014 09:57 AM (celt+)

133 I wonder if they've considered adopting the wider, longer Canadian fields. Wider puts a premium on speed, meaning more athletic lineman and fewer 'hole stuffers', and more big plays. The Canadian fields are longer both in the field of play and the end zone. I think just the latter should be considered.....maybe make the endzones roughly 5-8 yards deeper but make give each stadium some flexibility on the added size so teams with cramped dimensions can still add space (and then you have 'field quirks' that come into play). A bigger endzone means more scoring, more passing. The impetus is the injuries. Just as conservative economics understands how incentives can change behavior, make changes to the size of field to make the teams smaller and faster, which conceivably could mean fewer injuries. I don't know how speed and size interact in a football hit so that might be wrong. But I like the idea of a more explosive game and more touchdown passes, which are audience pleasing.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 02, 2014 09:58 AM (7v8o1)

134 Damn sock!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at February 02, 2014 09:58 AM (celt+)

135 ready to feel old? sid vicious died 35 years ago today

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 09:58 AM (At8tV)

136 "Phillip Seymour Hoffman has been found dead in his NYC apartment " Well, he was a heroin addict, so that's not too surprising. He was a good actor though. It's a shame.

Posted by: Lauren at February 02, 2014 09:59 AM (hFL/3)

137
Good, Berman pick against the Broncos. He did that with the SD game and the Pats game. So good sign.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2014 10:00 AM (n0DEs)

138 131 Any of you gonna be depressed after the game is over and football is over? nope, cause the world cup starts in 130 days FORZA AZZURRI!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 10:00 AM (At8tV)

139 Here's some Seahawk elbows that are aimed aft https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/430050846751985664

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 10:01 AM (aTXUx)

140 Ugh Brett Favre running his mountain man face on the NFL Network.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 10:02 AM (LI48c)

141 118 74 Who else here doesn't give a rat's ass about the SB & won't be watching? Any cobs? Will we have another post or are we stuck to our own devices? --- I have a travel thread that I'll put up after CBD's food thread. It's got a lot of links and whatnot to keep people occupied. Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 02, 2014 01:52 PM (zDsvJ) Great. I don't watch football or travel.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2014 10:03 AM (sdi6R)

142 A bit of NFL trivia. Can anyone name the Bronco's player that broke his leg during the MNF game on 9/10/01. It was a gruesome injury similar to Joe Theismann's in 1985. Both were caused by a NY Giant's player.

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 02, 2014 10:04 AM (LKJt3)

143 okay, headed to the range with the girl don't start the superbowl without us and for god sake don't let my wife try to cook the wings alone super hot and smart woman....terrible cook

Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 10:05 AM (At8tV)

144 Brett Favre doesn't want to consider it a legacy game for Manning. Well no shit, Manning has as many Super Bowl wins and appearances as Mr. Interception Leader. Why would he want to be critical on that which would be a blow to his own tarnished legacy.

Posted by: buzzion at February 02, 2014 10:07 AM (LI48c)

145 Does anyone know the actual kickoff time? My presence is being requested at an evening church service/ordination I really don't want to attend. My wife is playing the "If we leave at...you won't miss that much of the game" game. CST?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 02, 2014 10:10 AM (468Wd)

146 5:30 Central is kick off... I think...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 10:11 AM (vHRtU)

147 never mind...figured it out.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 02, 2014 10:12 AM (468Wd)

148 5:30 central is what is listed as kickoff time.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2014 10:12 AM (P6QsQ)

149 Any of you gonna be depressed after the game is over and football is over? I will be. Knowing that it'll be 7 elbowless months puts the Morons in a pretty deep funk 2 weeks to pitchers and catchers for those into baseball

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 10:16 AM (aTXUx)

150 Broncos cheerleader and soul sucking ginger http://tinyurl.com/kv6nvsy

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 10:20 AM (aTXUx)

151 Any of you gonna be depressed after the game is over and football is over? I will be. --- I always hate the end of football season. One reason I preferred the Pro Bowl AFTER the Super Bowl, frankly. But I've been watching a fair amount of hockey lately, so that'll help.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 02, 2014 10:23 AM (zDsvJ)

152 Broncos cheerleader and soul sucking ginger

http://tinyurl.com/kv6nvsy

Posted by: kbdabear at February 02, 2014 02:20 PM (aTXUx)

The hands bother me. The left has either an engagement or wedding ring. The right looks distinctly mannish . . . is this one of those gender identity folks?

Posted by: Peaches at February 02, 2014 10:24 AM (8lmkt)

153 150 Broncos cheerleader and soul sucking ginger Foshizzle.

Posted by: Yep, I'm a nerd... at February 02, 2014 10:24 AM (aTyi6)

154 They all could use a couple o' sammiches, though.

Posted by: Yep, I'm a nerd... at February 02, 2014 10:27 AM (aTyi6)

155 139 Here's some Seahawk elbows that are aimed aft Hope their bus doesn't get pulled over for rolling through a stop sign in New Mexico...

Posted by: Yep, I'm a nerd... at February 02, 2014 10:29 AM (aTyi6)

156 re: the Bronco Cheerleader picture:

Is it Pet the Pony Day yet?

Posted by: Underwater Walker at February 02, 2014 10:30 AM (vwjH6)

157 No, this is the elbows and boobehs thread you can never have enough guns, guitar, or boobehs Posted by: navycopjoe at February 02, 2014 01:04 PM (At8tV) ##### Preach it!!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 02, 2014 10:41 AM (RXQ2T)

158 You could bounce a doll coin off of her abs. I volunteer to try.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 02, 2014 10:43 AM (RXQ2T)

159 Go anti-Peyton Manning team!

Posted by: sr1911 at February 02, 2014 10:46 AM (xQ3EO)

160 49 100 sets of awesome NFL boobehs: http://tinyurl.com/lncypl5 Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 02, 2014 01:12 PM (vHRtU) #### Thread Winner!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 02, 2014 10:49 AM (RXQ2T)

161 131 Any of you gonna be depressed after the game is over and football is over? I will be. Posted by: TheresaD Go SeaHawks at February 02, 2014 01:57 PM (Z8VQW) Relax, it's Groundhog Day! You'll be able to relive the game over and over and over... Better hope it's a good game.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2014 10:49 AM (sdi6R)

162 Come on. Deep down you knew this would happen. http://tinyurl.com/lo862xf

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 02, 2014 10:56 AM (E+uky)

163 SCoaMF is a southpaw?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 11:04 AM (6bMeY)

164 163 SCoaMF is a southpaw? Posted by: Boss Moss at February 02, 2014 03:04 PM (6bMeY) Yes, I just looked at two YouTube videos of him throwing the first pitch at baseball games. So he is a lefty. Shocking, I know.

Posted by: rickl at February 02, 2014 11:11 AM (sdi6R)

165 NFL network isn't much better. Michael Irvin sounds like Shannon Sharpe talking to a dog.

Did I just hear Michale Irvin quote GLEN BECK??? WTF!

Posted by: Paladin at February 02, 2014 12:40 PM (h7ORv)

166 Elbows!

Posted by: Big Ol Fat Guy at February 02, 2014 12:48 PM (BpQmM)

167 I'll never understand why Peyton Manning didn't just give up and go live in his mom's basement.

Posted by: NYC Hipster at February 02, 2014 01:49 PM (Dwehj)

168 63 SCoaMF is a southpaw?

No he is a douchebag but I can understand the confusion throwing with his left hand all.

Posted by: drill_thrawl at February 02, 2014 01:50 PM (/2ciC)

169 Oh, good! Fox had my fellow commie Marty Sheen introduce the Declaration of Independence!

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at February 02, 2014 01:54 PM (Dwehj)

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