So this guy...(laughing)...he, he decides as a lark..(rolling on floor, clutching sides)..ohh, hold on (chuckling), let me take a breath and start over. This is sooo funny.

This fellow put pictures of his meat-and-two-veg. on women's cars for fun and games.

"He had done it to make them happy, to make them giggle. He thought it was funny as a practical joke," Hartford Police Lt. Thomas Horvath said.

To make them happy.

Thanks to scott, who feels the need to share these things with me.

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As we all know, the volkhertz (German for "folk-heart") of the Neo-Nazi movement is centered in Festac, Nigeria.

I sorta figured. I just got this email recently:

Dear Sir,

I am a doctor of racial phrenology following the work of the esteemed Dr. Josef Mengele. I have recently discovered that six-hundred (600) million dollars in Nazi gold, intended to fund the Der Neue Reich ("the New Empire"), was indvertantly placed into the account of Dr. Sydney Sheimberg, a dentist and full-blooded Jew residing in New York City. My demands that he promptly return this Reichsgeld have thusfar been repulsed by his secretary, a crafty and scheming Jewess of the first order.

If you will be so generously kind as to send me one thousand (1000) dollars American, I will have the resources to pay a solicitor to reclaim the money from this Jude bloodsucker and I will gladly share the proceeeds with you.

And then we will invade Poland.

Thank you very much for your interest.

Your Most Faithful Servant,

Heil Hitler und Deutchland Uber Alles,

Dr. Mjumbe Kitobo
Hochobststurmfuhrer
S.S. Strike Force 3
Festac, Nigeria

Nazis. Is there anything they're not responsible for?

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No word if the suspicious parcel actually was a bomb, but a witness (or suspect?) says it was indeed an explosive.

Note: The story explicitly identifies the suspects as being white, but, pace ABCNews, I feel like I have a free hand to claim they're part of the Black Panther Party.

"Storytelling." It's the way I... surround a story with made-up shit.

Hey, all the cool kids are doing it.

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Right... so, Michelle Malkin noted that ABCNews had reported...

The crack investigative team pinned the rioting and looting on "white supremacists," looking past the fact that the rioters and looters weren't wearing Nazi paraphrenalia, weren't part of the small delegation of Neo-Nazis at the demonstration, and weren't, uhh, what's the word?, white.

So, just in case you're not sure if you're being looted by white supremacists, here are the Top Ten Signs You're Being Looted by "White Supremacists."

10. They keep calling you "cracker-ass cracker," which is old Ku Klux Klan slang for "traitor to the White Race"

9. A lot of them are wearing NBA jerseys, but not a single Celtics jersey in sight, because Nazis hate the Boston Celtics for that whole Robert Parrish betrayal

8. They make off with thousands of dollars worth of rap CD's, because Nazis ♥ gin n' juice, nines, & Escalades (also known as "Hitlermobiles")

7. One of them wears a big clock necklace like Flava-Flav, which is a Nazi symbol indicating it's time for the War of Racial Purity

6. After the riot, the looters go back to their headquarters to watch How Stella Got Her Groove Back, often called "the Triumph of the Will of the New Nazi Generation"

5. Frequent use of racial slur "nigga" -- what a giveaway

4. Some Nazis carry Jeri-Curl, the preferred accelerant for cross-burnings

3. The ringleader is a roadie for Sinbad, identified by the FBI as "the court jester of Holy White Race War Movement"

2. Al Sharpton believed sighted near the riot, and you know how he feels about Jews

...and the Number One Sign You're Being Looted by "White Supremacists"...

1. Presence of Malcom X t-shirts just further evidence of Neo-Nazis' famously droll sense of deliciously campy irony

Okay, So Maybe There Are Black Nazis After All: Seems this cat -- a "Dr. Kambon" -- is proposing the, let us say, Final Solution to the whole "white" problem, and it involves nothing less than the "extermination" (that's a quote) of the white race.

Thanks to the Shadow.

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They're not your father's Neo-Nazis.

America's New Neo-Nazi Party

An equal opportunity recruiter of blacks who are just dying to be forcibly deported to Africa.

Truly, race no longer equals destiny. I'm very heartened by the fact that our best golfer is black, our best rapper is white, and the white supremacist Neo-Nazi movement is now made up exclusively of members of Arsenio Hall's old house band.

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Funny little montage of Chris Matthews, stuck on stupid, and stuck repeating "Karl Rove" and "Scooter Libby" endlessly.

Only three days of shows were used to make this clip. Had Political Teen gone back further, he could have had a full length two-hour movie.

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Answering some questions. Skip this unless you have questions. more...

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Figure it's about time the Syrians hired Paul Volcker to conduct a "thorough external investigation" of the state-ordered hit, so that he can promptly find the "errors" were due to "the system" and "lapses in procedure" but that no one specifically is to blame for the murder.

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Story at Stop the ACLU.

No one knows why yet... but probably an effort to derail the trial by pro-Baathist/Al Qaeda terrorists. The anti-Saddam forces want this trial to just happen so we go about hanging him in an orderly fashion.

I wonder if this is the sort of fair trial practice the NYT's was envisioning in its whining, pro-Hussein column.

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From what we've heard, it seems like Libby didn't mention one conversation and Rove says he heard it from Russert.

Fitzgerald had better have more than that.

Now that we've established that all leaks will be investigated, I fully expect the Justice Department to begin investigating the dozens of CIA leaks over the years. Put the leaking agents under oath, subpoena the journalists they talked to, and let's see if we can snare anyone else for perjury.

Right.

Frighteningly Enough... Hyperpartisan hack Joshua Etc. Marshall has a good point, if an unwelcome one.

Bush told investigators in 2004 he was assured by Rove that Rove wasn't involved in the leak. Now comes a fresh story saying he knew that Rove was involved in 2003, and uprbraided him at that time.

I hope that one of those stories is inaccurate. Or it's going to be a rather bad year or three.

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