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April 24, 2011

Happy Easter!
— Ace

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Posted by: Ace at 06:25 AM | Comments (68)
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1 Put up an HQ, I think I just found my new wallpaper.

Posted by: FAB at April 24, 2011 06:28 AM (v85We)

2 Happy Easter Morons/ettes.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 24, 2011 06:28 AM (yQWNf)

3 So. Much. Fur.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 24, 2011 06:28 AM (I6Oc6)

4 For some reason looking at that picture from ace's High School reunion made the song Funky Town pop into my head.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 24, 2011 06:32 AM (I6Oc6)

5 It's like an Easter card from the furry first family.

Posted by: Dunkirk at April 24, 2011 06:32 AM (nfaVd)

6 POST THE ANIMATED EWOK! POST IT NOW! [Shit! When did this blog go PG?]

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 24, 2011 06:33 AM (dDbkT)

7 That's disturbing on so many levels.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 24, 2011 06:34 AM (GUduV)

8 Where are the Spring Spheres?

Happy Easter/Resurrection Day everyone!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 24, 2011 06:34 AM (c0A3e)

9 How'd you get Michelle Obama to pose with you?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2011 06:35 AM (op4Bf)

10 How'd you get Michelle Obama to pose with you?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2011 10:35 AM (op4Bf)

Coffee explosion!

Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 06:36 AM (+u1kK)

11 For some reason looking at that picture from ace's High School reunion made the song Funky Town pop into my head.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 24, 2011 10:32 AM (I6Oc6)

Hahahaha. Funny story. I know the writer/producer/performers of Funky Town. I will add that they are still living off of it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 24, 2011 06:36 AM (yQWNf)

12 That's an evil bunny.

Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2011 06:39 AM (GpllT)

13 Ann Browne, sister of LSU coach Les Miles, killed in a car wreck in Louisiana. She was 54.

Posted by: Times-Picayune at April 24, 2011 06:44 AM (GUduV)

14 Few have lain down their lives for others. One came back. Happy Easter morons

Posted by: A.G. at April 24, 2011 06:48 AM (Igq7A)

15 "28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end."

Posted by: Frank at April 24, 2011 06:49 AM (mHQ7T)

16 Okay...that's disturbing.

Posted by: Rocks at April 24, 2011 06:51 AM (th0op)

17 Aww, isn't intergalactic interspecies love grand?!

Posted by: Bebe'sboobs destroy at April 24, 2011 06:53 AM (BkeAw)

18 That Ewok is grabbing some tail.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 24, 2011 06:59 AM (I6Oc6)

19 Our discussion on ABC News this Sunday morning is; "why are we recognizing a holiday of a religion that has slaughtered billions?"

Posted by: Muslianne Ahmadude at April 24, 2011 07:00 AM (vdfwz)

20 Happy Easter morons/ettes, Well, since I'm 12 hours ahead of you guys on the east coast and living in the land of failed bullet trains, I've already got my Easter champagne and value rite vodka brunch on. Hitting the sack early tonight, Best wishes to everyone on this holy day.

Posted by: Chinaacid at April 24, 2011 07:00 AM (iHiVt)

21 See Kyle, you tried killing Christ and he's back in your face!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at April 24, 2011 07:02 AM (vdfwz)

22 Yub Nub Easter Nub.

Posted by: Little Nubbie at April 24, 2011 07:02 AM (MBlcW)

23 I don't quite remember, I did a movie about this didn't I?

Posted by: Mel Gibson at April 24, 2011 07:04 AM (vdfwz)

24 Nice pic. Can you spot the Peep?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 24, 2011 07:06 AM (I6Oc6)

25
Just back from the beach, and a few families were having an Oblong Sphere Search, scattered about the sand along with dog poop, cans, seaweed, suntan lotion containers, and the obligatory condom or two.

Easter weekend brings large numbers of college aged kids to town, and the beach suffers their relentless attack on cleanliness, orderliness, and decorum by not disposing of their Mr. Happy rubber suits. This is unacceptable because Beldar Conehead mistakes them for chewing gum.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 24, 2011 07:10 AM (ZHsNw)

26 Yes the old "religion is the cause of ALL wars, yo!" Bullshit. WW1 and 2 had nothing to do with religion, and even the crusades (spooky) had little to do with religion, and more to do with an over militarized europe that was created to fight off the vikings... Gee, how do we get rid of all these testosterone fueled thugs terrorizing everyone? Uhh go kick some Saracen ass! Then, eventually everyone was pussified again which allowed Constantinople to be over-run by savages which forced the west to find a new way to the east... and discovered America. See its not all bad

Posted by: John Frum at April 24, 2011 07:11 AM (V+aEN)

27 ABC News is so retro, who even watches that crap?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 07:15 AM (neqDo)

Happy Easter. Hope everyone has a good day.

Posted by: Annabelle at April 24, 2011 07:19 AM (3+mHn)

29
Exploding Liberal Peep

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 24, 2011 07:20 AM (ZHsNw)

30 Are they tourists or did I miss an election?

Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 07:21 AM (HBqDo)

31 Easter a great holiday, but one where us Jews don't quite know what to do? I did rise up this morning?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 24, 2011 07:21 AM (7wmOW)

32 I was watching F&F's this am and they were awfully busy washing odumbass nuts about the gas prices never mentioning that he banned drilling last year, I think Fox is heading over to the dark side, less TV I'll have to watch.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 07:22 AM (neqDo)

33 I can't find Waldo in that picture.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2011 07:25 AM (LBSBy)

34 31 If not,try Viagra!

Posted by: Bob Dole at April 24, 2011 07:28 AM (GpllT)

Happy Easter to all my fellow Christiany Christianists!

I'm roasting a red bell pepper right now in preperation For my Tuscan Chicken Rustica, a pasta dish with agel hair, grilled chicken, roasted peppers, artichoke hearts, portabellas, sun-dried tomatos and light touch of garlic-infused olive oil and Reggiano.

Not the typical Easter dinner but hey, I'm not typical either.

Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 07:29 AM (+u1kK)

36 I can't find Waldo in that picture. Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2011 11:25 AM (LBSBy) I'll be happy when there is no obama in that picture

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 24, 2011 07:29 AM (7wmOW)

37 Happy Easter everyone. I hope all of you have a great day.

Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 07:29 AM (p4Yeg)

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 24, 2011 11:21 AM (7wmOW)

You're always welcome to stop by for dinner!

Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 07:30 AM (+u1kK)

39 35,

Looks as if the chicken is getting a workout today.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 07:30 AM (neqDo)

40 Looks as if the chicken is getting a workout today.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 11:30 AM (neqDo)

Yup, no screwing around today!

Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 07:32 AM (+u1kK)

41 'Nam, you over off maplewood? My brother lived over by Frasch Park.

Posted by: Beto at April 24, 2011 07:35 AM (H+LJc)

42 40,

I was going to bake mine for this evening but instead I'll use the crockpot.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 07:35 AM (neqDo)

43 41,

Yessir in a new house in new Maplewood, life is good.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 07:37 AM (neqDo)

44 42 don't forget a pinch of sage.

Posted by: Beto at April 24, 2011 07:38 AM (H+LJc)

45 I was going to bake mine for this evening but instead I'll use the crockpot.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 11:35 AM (neqDo)

How are you serving up your chicken?

Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 07:40 AM (+u1kK)

46 Beto,

I like to stuff my chicken with pearl onions, chopped bell peppers and minced garlic and then sprinkle a little paprika and pop it into the crock pot, dang what a flavor.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 07:41 AM (neqDo)

47 45,

Baked sweet potatoes, green beans w/bacon and a nice garden salad, oh and cornbread.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 07:43 AM (neqDo)

48 Baked sweet potatoes, green beans w/bacon and a nice garden salad, oh and cornbread.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 11:43 AM (neqDo)

Soounds delish!

Posted by: ErikW at April 24, 2011 07:49 AM (+u1kK)

49 Wondering if Trump went to church this morning, hahahahhahaha!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 07:51 AM (neqDo)

50 Or just slept in and spooned that hot old lady of his, I would have went to church myself, just sayin'.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 07:54 AM (neqDo)

51 49
He has a cloister in the penthouse with a statue of himself that he venerates.

Posted by: Beto at April 24, 2011 07:54 AM (H+LJc)

52 51,

No doubt!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 07:55 AM (neqDo)

53 Is it just me being a fossil at 63 when dealing with these 20 somethings at the store to just want to give them a smack?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 08:00 AM (neqDo)

Happy Easter to all those that want a Happy Easter.

I got up early and wrote my daughter an Easter poem. After reading it I'm thinking maybe I should have stayed up all night. Not my best work.

Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2011 08:19 AM (aQjWt)

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 24, 2011 12:00 PM (neqDo)

i'm not 63 yet but no.... its not just you.

Posted by: Racefan at April 24, 2011 08:20 AM (p4Yeg)

56 On a thread from yesterday I posted about a gang of 6 black teenagers broke a window trying to get into our house. Good outcome, cop here in under 3 minutes, another patrol car caught up with the gang down the block and I made a positive ID...but we decided to go get the 2nd shotgun for main level of house yesterday. Surprised at the number of customers-I personally talked with 5 of them- there buying for home defense. Number One Comment at the gun counter: "These kids are out of control and this shit has got to stop." (Latest McDonald's beatdown was by black teenage girls here in Baltimore.) One guy, young firefighter, told me he has never voted in his life but he registered specifically to vote O out of office in 2012. In deep blue Maryland.

Posted by: Jypsea Badger Mama at April 24, 2011 08:36 AM (DM6DH)

57 So I was walking the dog early yesterday morn and I run into an old friend, the Liberal Obama till his last breath kinda guy. We exchange pleasantries and then I unloaded on Obama, price of gas, where are the jobs?, economy in shambles, what did they spend all the money on, we need to drill for our own oil etc etc and so on. Tossed in that he is even worse than Carter. I said that he (old friend) could not blame Booosh any longer for the bad economy and he says Why Not ? Sure I can.
I reminded him that unemployment under Bush was much lower and Obama is doing nothing. He said that the employment rate has improved because he read it in the papers. Then he said that some people are Racists,( this to mean that they are not giving him a chance and just hate him cause he is black). I told him that he is just repeating talking points he got off of MSNBC, and that I thought it was funny that anytime someone disagrees with Obama's policies that they are called racists.
So then he begins to get mad and we end it there.
Next time I'll pick up where we left off and get to the Socialist communist part and the Muslim pretending to be a Christian thing. Oh and the taxes

So he still blames Bush for everything.
And thinks that every one that hates Obama is a racist.
He's white and over 65 yrs.

Sorry for the rant

Posted by: melvin at April 24, 2011 08:38 AM (3OCZw)

58 'Nam Grunt...I'll send you a gift of pearl onions and paprika if you post a headline proving your being a fossil by smacking some of these kids around.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at April 24, 2011 08:45 AM (DM6DH)

59 I can't believe this blog has become so cautious that it is afraid to post a gif of an Ewok giving himself a handy. Ewoks are imaginary, Ace. They don't even have a penis.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 24, 2011 08:51 AM (dDbkT)

60 I want to wish all of you a Happy Easter and join with me in praying for President Obama. It is time we all group behind our leader and support for the good of the counrty.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 24, 2011 09:30 AM (rWSsG)

61 Ewoks are imaginary, Ace. They don't even have a penis.

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 24, 2011 12:51 PM (dDbkT)

Then you haven't been paying attention.

Posted by: tcn at April 24, 2011 09:33 AM (QuGK2)

62 Mmmm, lunch.

Posted by: H. Badger at April 24, 2011 10:13 AM (1fB+3)

63 Obama sacrificing Christianity on the alter of Liberal Political Correctness... When President Barack Obama spoke at Georgetown University on April 14, 2009 the White House requested that all religious symbols and signage that might appear as a backdrop to where the president was to speak be covered up. Georgetown acceded to the request and made sure that the symbol Â“IHS,Â” a monogram of the name Jesus Christ, was not in sight. http://tinyurl.com/cyxs3y

Posted by: political correctness czar at April 24, 2011 10:13 AM (UPNlB)

Sun-dried tomatoes are yucky!

Posted by: Dianne at April 24, 2011 10:44 AM (RPC8g)

65 I want to wish all of you a Happy Easter and join with me in praying for President Obama. Since he needs all the help he can get, I'll hold a couple all-night prayer vigils. After seeing that photoshop, it's not like I'll be able to sleep anytime soon anyway...

Posted by: Jeff in PA at April 24, 2011 10:46 AM (45WVs)

66 I want to wish all of you a Happy Easter and join with me in praying for President Obama.
Posted by: Jeff in PA at April 24, 2011 02:46 PM (45WVs)

I appreciate that.
But I'm praying for 3 under par round next week

Posted by: President Dumb Dumb at April 24, 2011 12:10 PM (GBIFc)

RIO trumps SCREAM 4 in the box office THE BIRDS RULE THE BOX OFFICE ROOST

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at April 24, 2011 12:23 PM (vA9ld)

68 Happy Easter, SPURWING PLOVER! How are your nephews?

Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 24, 2011 12:41 PM (dDbkT)

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