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March 09, 2014

Sunday Travel Thread: Outta Time Edition [Y-not]
— Open Blogger

Good evening, Traveling morons! For those of you not in Arizona, Hawaii, or the Navajo Nation -- did you remember to set your clock forward for daylight savings time? Inspired by this horrible event, todayÂ’s theme is Â“G-D It IÂ’m TIRED So This Is What YouÂ’ll Get And LIKE It!Â”

Seriously, though, I am really wiped out after a couple of late evenings last week and spending most of yesterday afternoon in the garden. So I apologize, but the thread will be a little bare bones today.
TodayÂ’s thread is brought to you by The Days of Our Lives opening sequence:

Via Gizmodo, a neat map that shows How the Time of Sunrise and Sunset Varies Around the World.

Time zones are strange old things, especially the way they prescribe one time to thousands of miles of land massÂ—so this visualization shows which parts of the world experience unusually early and late hours of daylight as a result

If IÂ’m reading this map correctly, theyÂ’re saying that my location gets sunrise a little late, but the sun stays up longer. Sadly, I havenÂ’t been able to zoom it up well enough to tell with certainty. Moreover, our houseÂ’s placement relative to the mountains may negate the effect to some extent. I confess IÂ’m more of a morning person, so I guess IÂ’d be better off in Greenland!

On a related notefrom xkcd, Â“NowÂ” lets you visualize the current time anywhere in the world at any given moment in time that you check it. Kind of fun.

Last week when I was thinking of todayÂ’s topic, I decided to focus on travel destinations that are known for seasonal festivals and events, mostly because thatÂ’s a type of travel that I really enjoy myself. Well, I have a lot of links, but not much energy to assemble them into a coherent postÂ… but, what the heck, lÂ’ll put the links out there for you all to enjoy at your leisure.

A favorite type of festival at Casa Y-not are arts festivals. We love them, whether they be elaborate week-long affairs or just small ones in our local home town. Heck, we even liked the one that Lafayette, Indiana held each year in May. Â‘Not sure IÂ’d travel to attend it, but if youÂ’re in the area it is definitely worth a visit.

One of our favorite arts festivals will be held next weekend in Scottsdale.

The Scottsdale Arts Festival is held in March each year.

WeÂ’ve been several times and it never disappoints. The weather is fantastic, the art is top-notch, the venue is lively but comfortable (not too crowded), and there are great food and music options as well. Plus, it coincides with Spring Training, so we can double up on our activities. I highly recommend this festival, especially for couples Â– wives can enjoy the festival and husbands can catch some baseball.

It's many months away, but another one that we really enjoyed (also in the Southwest) is held in the Fall in Taos, New Mexico. ItÂ’s been several years since IÂ’ve been (our schedule tends to explode in the Fall), but my recollection is that it was a wonderful event and the scenery in the area is spectacular.

Other arts festivals held around this time of year (to which I have not been) include: the Spring Arts Festival in Santa Fe next month (I have been to Santa Fe and itÂ’s well worth the trip if youÂ’re artsy) and the Coral Springs Festival of the Arts next weekend. There are many more, mostly in warm weather locations at this time of year. HereÂ’s a list of West Coast arts festivals, for example.

A second major type of festival that many people enjoy are music festivals. WeÂ’ve heard a lot in recent weeks about the South by Southwest (aka SXSW) music festival that is happening now in Austin, but did you know thereÂ’s also a South by So What? festival in Grand Prairie, Texas? ItÂ’ll be held next weekend. If youÂ’re in Florida, you might want to check out Hard Miami in a couple of weeks. Or go to this site to find a music festival near you.

The third major type of festivals that many people love are Food and Wine events. When we lived in Chicago the big thing to do was to go to Taste of Chicago in the summer. We did it one year and were so appalled by the crowd size and the horror of walking on several inches of rib and chicken bones that we never went again Â– but some people love it. A little more our speed might be the Palm Desert Food + Wine Festival which is held later this month. (Palm Desert is nice, but I havenÂ’t been to this festival.) Of course, the Phoenix area has numerous festivals during the winter and spring months.

Perhaps the most unique festival I ran across while researching is the Virginia Fly Fishing and Wine Festival. Held in mid-April in the bustling burg of Waynesboro, Virginia, this festival combines fly fishing with food and drink. Sounds kinda fun!

Finally, the festival-going globe-trotters amongst us might find this listing of festivals around the world of some use.

Do any of you have recommendations of great festivals going on this Spring?

**UPDATE**
A couple of more Spring festivals of note, courtesy of our commenters:

Via Margarita DeVille:Spoleta Festival, MAY 23 Â— JUNE 8, 2014 in CHARLESTON, SC

Via stace: Fiesta San Antonio, April 10 - 27, 2014

To wrap up, how about a few silly quizzes to entertain you?

Via a site called Best Trip Choices, hereÂ’s a travel Â“personalityÂ” quiz to identify your travel style. I came out as a Â“Mid Venturer,Â” aka a Â“PioneerÂ”. (Any of our Utah or LDS morons should get a chuckle out of that given that IÂ’m in Utah now!) The quiz seems reasonable in terms of travel style identification, but the trip choices it offers based on that are pretty lame, imho.

Via BuzzFeed (yeah yeah, I know) hereÂ’s a completely silly quiz to help you identify what kind of vacation you should take. I got Â“An Inspiring Retreat.Â” OK. I guess it beats Â“Dumpster Behind the Tattoo Parlor.Â”

Probably the best of the quizzes I found in terms of identifying meaningful vacation ideas, is this one courtesy of Tripzard.

HowÂ’d you all do?

Posted by: Open Blogger at 02:51 PM | Comments (100)
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1 Have at it!

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 02:54 PM (zDsvJ)

2 Nice. I thought you were going to mention Art Besil or something in Miami where the hookers out number the artist.. Er, so I've been told, he he.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 09, 2014 02:58 PM (0FSuD)

3 Fuck, that solar map is not much help for a color blind guy. Is Russia off + or -? They ALL look the same color, sorry.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 09, 2014 03:00 PM (0FSuD)

4 Speaking of festivals, the Shakespear festival in southern Utah (Cedar City) is a pretty good one to visit, assuming you like The Bard: http://www.bard.org/

Posted by: The Travelin' Hat at March 09, 2014 03:00 PM (AymDN)

5 SXSW is film too, and I think other types of tech stuff or something, not sure. It's gotten massive. Austin is a big city now, but it's completely full up. I always tell my son he should rent out that nice couch I bought him for his pad. My kid doesn't go to SXSW, but he and my nieces and nephews, as well as my husband's old ex-hippie college friends like to go to ACL, the Austin City Limits music festival.

Posted by: stace at March 09, 2014 03:01 PM (9PXzx)

6 Sorry about that Nip. They used red for Europe and green for Asia.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:01 PM (zDsvJ)

7 4 Speaking of festivals, the Shakespear festival in southern Utah (Cedar City) is a pretty good one to visit -- Yeah, gotta get to that one some year.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:03 PM (zDsvJ)

8 Don't forget to bring the little ones to a cowboy poetry festival

Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at March 09, 2014 03:04 PM (Q6pxP)

9 6 Sorry about that Nip. They used red for Europe and green for Asia. Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 07:01 PM (zDsvJ) So a red/green color blind dude, 1/9 of the males, sees? The SAME color!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 09, 2014 03:05 PM (0FSuD)

10 Y-not, Left an oven cleaning tip for you on the food thread

Posted by: lindafell at March 09, 2014 03:06 PM (PGO8C)

11 Travel thread pro tip: Don't fly Malaysia airlines. On a less horrible disaster note: rack up those frequent flyer miles and hotel rewards. I went to Vegas last year for a convention; flew free stayed free. Next week I'm flying free to go see a good friend. I lub me some ff miles!

Posted by: tangonine at March 09, 2014 03:08 PM (x3YFz)

12 As far as general festivals, with food, music, parades etc, Fiesta San Antonio in April gets 2 million attendees. I'm in the all-women volunteer org that puts on the third largest parade in the nation--not bad for a bunch of skirts. It's on the Friday of Fiesta week. I'm a newby so I have to usher at that parade and the band festival and sell tickets to both. There are several other parades that week too.

Posted by: stace at March 09, 2014 03:10 PM (9PXzx)

13 Thank you, lindafell!

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:10 PM (zDsvJ)

14 I have seven figures of FF miles, and US Air is leaving the Star Alliance. I am so fucked.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 09, 2014 03:10 PM (0FSuD)

15 That looks really nice, stace. http://www.fiesta-sa.org/

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:11 PM (zDsvJ)

16 Your welcome Y-not. It's easy and the funny thing is the ammonia isn't that strong the next morning.

Posted by: lindafell at March 09, 2014 03:11 PM (PGO8C)

17 14 I have seven figures of FF miles, and US Air is leaving the Star Alliance. I am so fucked. Posted by: Nip Sip at March 09, 2014 07:10 PM (0FSuD) Wow that sucks. Go book a flight now!

Posted by: tangonine at March 09, 2014 03:11 PM (x3YFz)

18 I think Nip Sip was referring to the solar time vs local time map, which is shades of red and green. Most of Russia is red, with western Russia and China getting very red. Interesting, as time zones end up being political as much as practical. I have heard while traveling in Spain that they feel they should be on the same time zone as the rest of continental Europe, even though they are on the far west end. So you get 10 PM sunsets in Spain in the summer. Same thing with China - a huge country with one time zone, biased toward the large cities in the east. The most fun are India/Pakistan/Nepal. They hate each other so much that they offest their time zones by 15 minutes. Don't want to go off by a full hour, but also don't want to be the same as my hated neighbor. Plus fifteen minutes it is!

Posted by: Pilot141 at March 09, 2014 03:12 PM (nPwzA)

19 Doh! Thanks Pilot.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:13 PM (zDsvJ)

20 and for you traveling Morons rolling through Co Spgs: We have 4500 square feet of house on 37 acres 5 minutes from the airport. Mi casa su casa. I'll put you up just don't be wierd.

Posted by: tangonine at March 09, 2014 03:14 PM (x3YFz)

21 who, Y-not, you gots the keys to teh blog? you go, girl!!!! so proud of you.

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 03:16 PM (8lmkt)

22 Tango, Is that don't be weird or wired, or either, or neither?

Posted by: lindafell at March 09, 2014 03:17 PM (PGO8C)

23 Hey, I got an idea -- let's hike in Iran! http://goo.gl/E8sSSN If you google this waterfall and town where they say they went, it's nothing to write home about. Plus, east is east and west is west. How come they got lost? Idiots.

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 09, 2014 03:17 PM (r7mtu)

24 21 who, Y-not, you gots the keys to teh blog? you go, girl!!!! so proud of you. --- That webcam I set up for ace in my shower really paid off.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:18 PM (zDsvJ)

25 Oh, and they snuck out of their cell to have sex. What if they had been caught? Again, dumb ass decisions. He would have been lashed and she would have been stoned to death. Being a special snowflake means you have no brain...

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 09, 2014 03:19 PM (r7mtu)

26 That webcam I set up for ace in my shower really paid off.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 07:18 PM (zDsvJ)

well, now you owe me a keyboard . . . good thing you're gettin' that sweet, sweet cob money now, eh? xoxo, my dear!

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 03:19 PM (8lmkt)

27 >>good thing you're gettin' that sweet, sweet cob money now, eh? We get paid in bus tickets to the Free Clinic.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:21 PM (zDsvJ)

28 We get paid in bus tickets to the Free Clinic.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 07:21 PM (zDsvJ)

I think that's hobo-rich territory, Y-not. You won't have to settle for quail much longer!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 03:26 PM (8lmkt)

29 I have some friends in Austin who never miss the New Orleans Jazz fest. New Orleans is not only about Mardi Gras. My impression is that New Orleans will use any excuse to have a party, and my city SA has a similar attitude, though it's not quite as wild here. I think that's why when sports teams win championships in SA and NO, it's just another street party and everyone has a great time. In some of the lefty cities where dwell my intellectual betters, when the home team wins the big one, it's riot time. No manners. Holy crap, I need to finally shut up and get some tax stuff together for tomorrow. Thanks for doing these threads, y-not.

Posted by: stace at March 09, 2014 03:27 PM (9PXzx)

30 >>my city SA has a similar attitude, though it's not quite as wild here I really need to get back there. I've only been to San Antonio once, about 20 (or was it 25?) years ago, for a conference. Sadly, it was in August so it was hotter than hell and there was a bunch of road construction. Still enjoyed ourselves, but I think it merits another visit at a nicer time of year when there's no work-related stuff.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:29 PM (zDsvJ)

31 I'll put you up just don't be wierd.>>

Your place got a pool?

Posted by: Carl Spackler at March 09, 2014 03:30 PM (TI3xG)

32 When my daughter moved from the east side of a time zone to the furthest west side of a time zone she bragged about how it stayed light so much longer. It took me a few minutes to figure out why. Apparently it takes a long time for the sun to rotate around the planet.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at March 09, 2014 03:32 PM (CnA98)

33 >>Apparently it takes a long time for the sun to rotate around the planet. The Science is settled! No, REALLY, it is settled.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:33 PM (zDsvJ)

34 Let's make our next vacation travel plans and go somewhere where they don't check passports or check us for explosives and stuff! Hey, kids, your mother and I have decided that we would like to go to Malaysia this summer! We'll fly ...

Posted by: and irresolute at March 09, 2014 03:33 PM (RqHWH)

35 Apparently it takes a long time for the sun to rotate around the planet.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 09, 2014 07:32 PM (CnA9

The sun doesn't actually move but, otherwise, sure, why not?

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 03:34 PM (8lmkt)

36 When my daughter moved from the east side of a time zone to the furthest west side of a time zone she bragged about how it stayed light so much longer.

Heh. Did you ask her about it getting light later in the morning?

Posted by: Retread at March 09, 2014 03:36 PM (cHwk5)

37 The wife and I love to travel. No itinerary just money camping gear and a general area. Typ trip from NH Badlands SD Devils Tower , Mount Rushmore , Custer State park , Capital Reef , Arches , Bryce , Zion . The North Rim of Grand Canyon. Stop in unannounced to visit Parents in Tucson drive home. About 9000 miles. My parents were homeless for 20 years work camped out of an Cousin Eddy motor home. Apples don't land far from the tree I guess. God knows what happens when I retire.

Posted by: NativeNH at March 09, 2014 03:39 PM (Dd0l+)

38 Saskatchewan is not on DST either.

Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2014 03:40 PM (fOFYL)

39 My ultimate dream trip will happen for me within the next 5 years. I want to take my better half to the Montreaux Jazz Festival and follow it up with a week down in Rome and Florence and the Amalfi Coast.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 09, 2014 03:41 PM (jucos)

40 confession: have not been on a commercial flight since before 9/11 and, as much as I'd love to see certain places -- Ireland, Istanbul, the Valley of the Kings -- probably nothing will compel me to leave our fine continent in this lifetime.

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 03:44 PM (8lmkt)

41 I think it's weord that Newfoundland is only 30 minutes ff from Atlantic Time, although it should be a full hour due to the island's remoteness..

Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2014 03:45 PM (fOFYL)

42 Yeah that first travel quiz got my travel personality completely wrong. But maybe the info they send to someone named j at yahoo which is the fake name I used will be more appropriate for him or her.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 03:47 PM (RZ8pf)

43 40 confession: have not been on a commercial flight since before 9/11 and, as much as I'd love to see certain places -- Ireland, Istanbul, the Valley of the Kings -- probably nothing will compel me to leave our fine continent in this lifetime. Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 07:44 PM (8lmkt) You and me both, darlin. Got ferried to some strange places while I was in uniform. All it did was convince me that the front range of the Rockie Mountains is where I need to be. On a horse. Under a hat. Mostly alone (except for the horse... horses do 1 thing well: listen).

Posted by: tangonine at March 09, 2014 03:47 PM (x3YFz)

44 nothing will compel me to leave our fine continent in this lifetime.
Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 07:44 PM
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*blushes*

Ah, shucks.

Posted by: The Continent at March 09, 2014 03:48 PM (J/cVH)

45 I just am rather unhappy that the world seems to be descending quickly into chaos because I am going to Iceland and England in June. I do not want to meet chaos head on.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 03:50 PM (RZ8pf)

46 >>38 Saskatchewan is not on DST either. I thought you guys were still telling time using sundials.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:50 PM (zDsvJ)

47 The SCOAMF is a gutless pussy. Nice post. I hardly travel anymore. I'm a bit of a homebody anyway, plus flying has become a royal pain in the ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2014 03:50 PM (UAMVq)

48 40 confession: have not been on a commercial flight since before 9/11 and, as much as I'd love to see certain places -- Ireland, Istanbul, the Valley of the Kings -- probably nothing will compel me to leave our fine continent in this lifetime. Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 07:44 PM (8lmkt) --I still have yet to see most of Mexico, the three Canadian Territories, and 7 states.

Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2014 03:50 PM (fOFYL)

49 I want to take my better half to the Montreaux Jazz Festival -- That sounds really cool.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:50 PM (zDsvJ)

50 tango, you don't ski? that's what I have spent all my time in the rockies doing. the soul soars. if you have never tried it, please at least think about it. and if you get into it, go up to banff, those canucks have some pretty rockin' Rockies, too.

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 03:51 PM (8lmkt)

51 One other point about the Scottsdale Arts Festival. Every spring for a few days, all the cacti and other plants bloom with these white and purple flowers. It is really spectacular and it only lasts a few days before everything goes back to different shades of brown like it is for the other 51 weeks of the year. It is not really predictable when it will happen but you might get lucky and be there for it.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 09, 2014 03:51 PM (PD6iL)

52 45 I just am rather unhappy that the world seems to be descending quickly into chaos because I am going to Iceland and England in June. I do not want to meet chaos head on. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 07:50 PM (RZ8pf) --I should be going to Copenhagen in June myself for work. Hope to sneak in a "side trip" to Iceland.

Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2014 03:52 PM (fOFYL)

53 I was supposed to fly -- all expenses paid, mind you -- to Kobe Japan to give a talk. In October 2011. Mr Y-not begged me to skip it and even if he hadn't I probably would have. I'll probably never get to Japan now.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:52 PM (zDsvJ)

54 Great thread, Y-not! For a b-i-g anniversary Mr. DeVille and I went to the Spoleto Festival in Charleston, which runs for a couple of weeks in late May/early June, though we only stayed 5 days. Fantastic! It's mostly music --- topnotch stuff from opera to blue grass --- and dance, and good food, and, well,.... Charleston before it gets too freaking hot. The only drawback is that we had to sell our second kid to a Mauritanian slave-trader to pay for it. Eh. The kid was kinda snotty anyway.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 09, 2014 03:52 PM (dfYL9)

55 PGiS, if chaos bothers you for one little second, even a sideways glance, I will kick its ass into the next dimension. I'm sure you will be fine. This isn't chaos, it's just the new business as usual. And, wow, you're going to Iceland? How cool is that?

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 03:53 PM (8lmkt)

56 Shit. That's October 2001. I hate DST!

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:53 PM (zDsvJ)

57 53 I was supposed to fly -- all expenses paid, mind you -- to Kobe Japan to give a talk. In October 2011. Mr Y-not begged me to skip it and even if he hadn't I probably would have. I'll probably never get to Japan now. Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 07:52 PM (zDsvJ) That's a bummer. Japan is somewhere I'd like to visit. I would mostly like to see the mountains there.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2014 03:53 PM (UAMVq)

58 46 >>38 Saskatchewan is not on DST either. I thought you guys were still telling time using sundials. Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 07:50 PM (zDsvJ) --I'm in MB, but I envy SK for raising a muddle finger to DST. I guess it was traditionally because of the prevalence of agriculture, but strengthened by the lack of major border crossings so they don't have to follow Congress.

Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2014 03:53 PM (fOFYL)

59
--I should be going to Copenhagen in June myself for work.

yeah, well, make sure you leave any pet giraffes at home, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 03:54 PM (8lmkt)

60 56 Shit. That's October 2001. I hate DST! Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 07:53 PM (zDsvJ) Join the club. I've been spaced out all day.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2014 03:54 PM (UAMVq)

61 Oooh, another nice tip. Thanks Margarita! https://spoletousa.org/search/

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 03:54 PM (zDsvJ)

62 59 --I should be going to Copenhagen in June myself for work. yeah, well, make sure you leave any pet giraffes at home, eh? Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 07:54 PM (8lmkt) A giraffe is a fine meal.

Posted by: The Lions at March 09, 2014 03:55 PM (UAMVq)

63 Speaking of travel, here's the feelgood story of the week; some muzztard airline passengers who won't be complaining about the service on Yelp:

Â‘OverpoweredÂ’: Passengers Beat 2 Â‘HijackersÂ’ to Death on Chinese Flight

http://tinyurl.com/ajjkj6a

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2014 03:56 PM (jpUgO)

64 The only drawback is that we had to sell our second kid to a Mauritanian slave-trader to pay for it.
Eh. The kid was kinda snotty anyway.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 09, 2014 07:52 PM (dfYL9)

LOL!!!! srsly, falling all about laughing, Ms. DeVille!

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 03:56 PM (8lmkt)

65 The Scottsdale and San Antonio festivals sound cool. Truck Monkey's plan of the Montreaux Jazz Festival and week down in Rome and Florence and the Amalfi Coast sounds even better...........but we'd have to sell TWO kids for that one.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 09, 2014 03:57 PM (dfYL9)

66 63 Speaking of travel, here's the feelgood story of the week; some muzztard airline passengers who won't be complaining about the service on Yelp: Â‘OverpoweredÂ’: Passengers Beat 2 Â‘HijackersÂ’ to Death on Chinese Flight http://tinyurl.com/ajjkj6a Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2014 07:56 PM (jpUgO) I love a happy ending. *sniff*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2014 03:57 PM (UAMVq)

67 Like the sands through the hourglass, so are the ways of my spies.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 09, 2014 03:58 PM (Dwehj)

68 Like the sands through the hourglass, so are the ways of my spies.

Is it wrong that I would cheerfully beat you to death? Because, if it is, I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 03:59 PM (8lmkt)

69 Thanks Peaches I am super excited to go to Iceland. It is just for 3 days on a "layover" to England but I am going to make the most of it. I am most worried about chaos in England since my son will be with me. Well not when he is with me because I have common sense. But while he is there with his dad and stepfamily before I get there. Because they have no common sense. I am half expecting my ex to rent a house for them in the Muslim area because it is cheaper or something.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 04:00 PM (RZ8pf)

70 66 63 Speaking of travel, here's the feelgood story of the week; some muzztard airline passengers who won't be complaining about the service on Yelp: Â‘OverpoweredÂ’: Passengers Beat 2 Â‘HijackersÂ’ to Death on Chinese Flight http://tinyurl.com/ajjkj6a Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 09, 2014 07:56 PM (jpUgO) --The Uyghurs should lay off that terrorist shit because, unlike that of the Paleostinians, their cause has some justice to it.

Posted by: logprof at March 09, 2014 04:01 PM (fOFYL)

71 69 I am most worried about chaos in England since my son will be with me. Well not when he is with me because I have common sense. But while he is there with his dad and stepfamily before I get there. Because they have no common sense. I am half expecting my ex to rent a house for them in the Muslim area because it is cheaper or something. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 08:00 PM (RZ8pf) You're such an Islamophobe.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2014 04:01 PM (UAMVq)

72 I watched Days of our Lives from the time I was 3 years old. I even scheduled my college classes so I could see it. I haven't watched it in years though. Got tired of the Marlena and Roman and John story over and over and over again.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 04:02 PM (RZ8pf)

73 I confess I am an islamaphobe. Or realist.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 04:03 PM (RZ8pf)

74 72 I watched Days of our Lives from the time I was 3 years old. I even scheduled my college classes so I could see it. I haven't watched it in years though. Got tired of the Marlena and Roman and John story over and over and over again. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 08:02 PM (RZ8pf) My mother used to watch soap operas all the time when I was a kid. Even when I was little I thought they were total shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2014 04:03 PM (UAMVq)

75 My grammie was a General Hospital gal, PGiS. So that's the one I followed. IIRC they had a really weird-o storyline in which a main character was raped by some dude who later became her love interest.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 04:03 PM (zDsvJ)

76 73 I confess I am an islamaphobe. Or realist. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 08:03 PM (RZ8pf) I am yanking your chain, of course. It's stupid not to have a healthy fear of people who want to kill you.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2014 04:04 PM (UAMVq)

77 Oh yes the Luke and Laura story. I watched General Hospital at work in high school. No wonder my life is so confusing I keep thinking it should be a soap opera.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 04:05 PM (RZ8pf)

78 75 My grammie was a General Hospital gal, PGiS. So that's the one I followed. IIRC they had a really weird-o storyline in which a main character was raped by some dude who later became her love interest. Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 08:03 PM (zDsvJ) Because nothing says "I love you" quite like sexual assault.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 09, 2014 04:05 PM (UAMVq)

79 main character was raped by some dude who later became her love interest.
Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 08:03 PM (zDsvJ)

Because nothing says "I love you" quite like sexual assault.

cripes, I'm so glad that when I didn't have to work, I just smoked pot and cooked awesome dinners.

Posted by: Peaches at March 09, 2014 04:06 PM (8lmkt)

80 The game of Magical N*gr* musical chairs, with B'roke Obama at the helm, finally caught up to my wife and it looks like her job will be gone in the next couple of months after a thirty year run. A chair or million gets pulled out, and the remaining people desiring a job will scramble for one of the chairs. At a lower rate of pay, of course. For the middle class, of course. Thank you very much much, 52%ers, for paving my way to the Outer Banks of North Carolina where I will fish, catch crabs, kayak, canoe, pull up my Whaler on a sandbar and drink a beer or three, later on roll freshly caught crab-meat into freshly caught flounder and spritz with lemon and butter, and enjoy the splendor of sunrises and sunsets without having to shovel another shovel full of global warming. That's what you wanted, right? For nobody to 'get ahead'?

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at March 09, 2014 04:07 PM (CnA98)

81 "The only drawback is that we had to sell our second kid to a Mauritanian slave-trader to pay for it.
Eh. The kid was kinda snotty anyway.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 09, 2014 07:52 PM (dfYL9)"

Pour encoureger les autres.

When the other children show reluctance to clean their room, just bring out pictures of their brother and mention how nice it would be to take another vacation.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 09, 2014 04:08 PM (PD6iL)

82 81 Pour encoureger les autres. Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at March 09, 2014 08:08 PM (PD6iL) ------------------- Damned straight!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 09, 2014 04:10 PM (dfYL9)

83 I am half expecting my ex to rent a house for them in the Muslim area because it is cheaper or something.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 08:00 PM (RZ8pf)

Will you be in London? Be full of common sense there.

Posted by: Retread at March 09, 2014 04:18 PM (cHwk5)

84 Thanks for those suggestions, folks! I've updated the post with Spoleto and San Antonio.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 04:19 PM (zDsvJ)

85 MD morons and ettes: if you're not going to the Maryland wine festival every October, you're doing it wrong. Buy the premium pass, bring a picnic lunch, and find a pregnant girl or a non-drinker to bring along.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 09, 2014 04:23 PM (eQJwb)

86 Hey, PGiS! It's been a minute. How ya been?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 09, 2014 04:26 PM (eQJwb)

87 Crappity, I'm talking to myself again.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 09, 2014 04:27 PM (eQJwb)

88 Hey DC, Where is it held? I can't tell from the web page: http://www.marylandwine.org/mwf/

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 04:29 PM (zDsvJ)

89 *waves at DC*

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 04:29 PM (zDsvJ)

90 My old hometown, Dublin, GA has a month log St. Patrick's Day festival with the major events going down on March 22.

http://www.dublinstpatricks.com/

East Dublin, GA has the famous Redneck Games every Summer but the date is up in the air this year.

http://summerredneckgames.com/

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 09, 2014 04:34 PM (T2V/1)

91 Buy the premium pass, bring a picnic lunch, and find a pregnant girl or a non-drinker to bring along.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 09, 2014 08:23 PM (eQJwb)

Take a fistfull of cash, or a credit card, too. Oh, and maybe a wagon to tote your purchases back to your car.

Posted by: Retread at March 09, 2014 04:34 PM (cHwk5)

92 The Carroll County Farm Museum. Huge property out in some really pretty country. Tons of vendors, I've bought everything from ceramic mugs to leather hats there. Gimme a minute to learn tinypic and I'll post a few.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 09, 2014 04:35 PM (eQJwb)

93 Hi DC I have been fine. How is your neck of the nation?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 09, 2014 04:39 PM (RZ8pf)

94 CAC's astronomy thread up.

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 04:42 PM (zDsvJ)

95 >>>How is your neck of the nation? Going down the shitter. Bad weather, worse traffic awful people and confiscatory taxes. Trying to get out soonest. Interview for Tulsa and San Antonio this week or maybe next.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 09, 2014 04:51 PM (eQJwb)

96 Well folks, time for me to hit the rack. Remember for tomorrow morning no news as I will be going out to jury duty. Will be out all day. Possibly all week if I get picked for a jury.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 09, 2014 04:58 PM (T2V/1)

97 Happy birthday, Vic.

Posted by: Retread at March 09, 2014 04:59 PM (cHwk5)

98 Thanks, shutting down now. Be back whenever.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 09, 2014 05:03 PM (T2V/1)

99 Missed the big festival (aka Carnival) but on the plane waiting to take off for Rio. Just have to make do with the women's beach volleyball.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2014 05:23 PM (uKl/W)

100 Have a great trip, JackStraw!

Posted by: Y-not at March 09, 2014 05:36 PM (zDsvJ)

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