February 07, 2014

The Pursuit of Happiness
— LauraW

Done. You Can Stop Chasing It Now

Darlings, with a heavy heart, we must admit defeat to the Left about an important issue.

Up until recently, most of us here understood that happiness is something the government cannot give you. It is something we must furnish for ourselves, and the government's job is to refrain as much as possible from impeding our progress to this highly individual and subjective goal.

But we were wrong. The government can deliver on happiness.

Specifically, the government can create conditions where people may no longer be painfully chained to a job they don't like, just because the place offers great health benefits. Certainly this new definition of freedom will lead inexorably to enduring bliss.

The individual bliss of its citizens, after all, being the entire purpose and endgame of all government action.

I hope you will join me in encouraging people of the leftish persuasion to throw off their chains, and walk off these (well-compensated but personally unsatisfying) jobs immediately.

Truly, economic wisdom has been turned on its head. At no other point in history has this concept of freedom from (stressful, but well-paid) employment ever been advanced by public policy makers and pols.

The reason, of course, was because it never seemed like a good idea up until people had to brainstorm up bullsh*t excuses for Obamacare's failures. You may even say this is 'unprecedented.' And you would be correct.

You're probably worried about the costs to the economy if suddenly millions of positions went unmanned tomorrow, but don't fret: they won't go unfilled for long.

There are millions of people out there already looking for these jobs, who will actually be made happy by having them! So you see, where the Obama economy creates a want, it also creates a solution for that want, and now twice the people are made happy by the same action. This is the Obamaconomic Happiness Multiplier Effect, I just invented it, and you must credit the blog for all references.

Happy Friday, Sugarbritches.

Posted by: LauraW at 08:23 AM | Comments (338)
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1 Posted by: LauraW. at 12:23 PM Heh. Another Aoshq time machine.

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 07, 2014 08:18 AM (LKJt3)

2 Time machine, b*tches.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 07, 2014 08:18 AM (ndpuo)

3 Happy Happy Joy Joy! All hail Dear Leader!

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2014 08:18 AM (zoehZ)

4 Historic! Historically historic, even!

Posted by: tsj017 at February 07, 2014 08:18 AM (4YUWF)

5 The day I retired I got the best job I ever had.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at February 07, 2014 08:19 AM (T2V/1)

6 Last Monday, the company I was working for told me they couldn't afford to keep me on past the 31st. Basically I am free now. And happy, I guess.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2014 08:19 AM (4+AaH)

7 Yeah if a couple of liberal lab techs want to up and leave they're jobs, I'd be totally happy. Alternatively if a couple of professors wanted to quit, I'd go for that too. Preferably the ones who argued government should provide health insurance for everyone!

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at February 07, 2014 08:19 AM (GaqMa)

8

So, how did this magic come to pass?  Did Obama rub Lauraw's hump 3 times and his wish was granted?

 

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 07, 2014 08:19 AM (ndpuo)

9 Happiness is a government supplied box of condoms and somebody to use them with.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 07, 2014 08:20 AM (OZmbA)

10 I'll go get the others in a few minutes, when the post appears.

Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2014 08:20 AM (zoehZ)

11 Follow your dreams!

Posted by: Oprah at February 07, 2014 08:20 AM (4YUWF)

12
Sugarbitches???


Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2014 08:20 AM (nELVU)

13 Though, I have an interview Monday, so it is possible I will be unfree and unhappy, though paid, soon.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2014 08:20 AM (4+AaH)

14 The only issue I have with unemployed lefties is the fact that I have to support them.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 07, 2014 08:20 AM (U7Ivf)

15

Happy Friday, Sugarbritches.

 

*sniffle;  dabbing eyes with lace handkerchief*       That's beautiful,   Laura.   I feel     so    loved.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at February 07, 2014 08:21 AM (4df7R)

16 Shoot, we don't even have to pursue happiness anymore.  It will just be loaded on our EBT cards every month.

Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2014 08:21 AM (bAGA/)

17 These chains of love got ahold of me.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 08:21 AM (OZmbA)

18

Exactly right, LauraW.  My dad couldn't have said it better.

 

Why I myself and planning to quit my job as VP, enjoy some time off, and then lay and wait until the POTUS job comes open, knowing I have my healthcare taken care of by ObamaCare. 

 

I then plan on applying for the POTUS job - and getting it!

 

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 07, 2014 08:21 AM (XxAYS)

19 See, it took really, really smart people, like Obama and Pelosi, to envision this utopia. This is why we need more Smart People in charge!

Posted by: tsj017 at February 07, 2014 08:21 AM (4YUWF)

20 What about Mitch McConnell? Can he be forcibly retired for my happiness?

Posted by: NWConservative at February 07, 2014 08:21 AM (f9k6U)

21 ...probably worried about the costs to the economy if suddenly millions of positions went unmanned tomorrow...

Throw on top of that "Atlas Shrugging" ... and...and burning times?

Posted by: Paladin at February 07, 2014 08:22 AM (WujO7)

22 ♪ Let's do ♬ the Time Warp ♭ agaaaaaaaain...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 07, 2014 08:22 AM (naUcP)

23 They have finally managed to reverse the American dread... It used to be, work hard, and get ahead... Now? Its work LESS, and be better off. And as everyone know, you get MORE of what you reward.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2014 08:23 AM (84gbM)

24 I'd like to shove 5 miles of government induced bliss up their goddam commie asses.

Posted by: maddogg at February 07, 2014 08:23 AM (xWW96)

25 My dream to never work a day in my life is not only almost fulfilled, but I'm extending it to you. You're welcome.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 07, 2014 08:23 AM (oFCZn)

26 Burn it down + scatter the stones + salt the earth = FREEDOM!

Posted by: tsj017 at February 07, 2014 08:23 AM (4YUWF)

27 Now we are all free of our shackles to write cowboy poetry!

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at February 07, 2014 08:24 AM (9+ccr)

28 What a Friday: Bob Costas gets pink eye from Sochi poop pillows.

Posted by: wooga at February 07, 2014 08:24 AM (IvB0Z)

29 On a related note, I don't like how "life, liberty, property" turned into "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

Posted by: Titanium at February 07, 2014 08:24 AM (JLKJJ)

30 23: "American dread" is possibly the best typo EVER.

Posted by: tsj017 at February 07, 2014 08:24 AM (4YUWF)

31 I love Laura. Hello, Laura!

Posted by: Mega at February 07, 2014 08:24 AM (hHFOx)

32 Oh come on. You expect me to edit the time stamp perfectly?

This job sucks. That's it, I'm quitting.

*immediately ascends to nirvana*

Posted by: lauraw at February 07, 2014 08:24 AM (yGblt)

33 It's working for us!

Posted by: Cowboy Poet and Assless Chaps Society at February 07, 2014 08:25 AM (aDwsi)

34 For me to be Sugarbritches, I'd have to actually be wearing britches, right?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 07, 2014 08:25 AM (sjdRT)

35 I wouldn't have been offended if you had called me sugarbitches. But, that's just me. Nice thread Laura.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at February 07, 2014 08:25 AM (HVff2)

36 Not to be classist or racist or anything, but yes, I know several people who live off the government teat.  They may live in a dilapidated trailer home or smoke meth and crash on a naked mattress on the floor (when they crash) but they milk Uncle Sam for all the freebies they can get, do a tiny bit of under the table work for cash and they think they've got it good. 

The "welfare queen" argument is anything but invalid.

I guess if you want to "be free" like these folks, a job is the last thing you want.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 08:25 AM (OZmbA)

37 I hope you will join me in encouraging people of the leftish persuasion to throw off their chains, and walk off these (well-compensated but personally unsatisfying) jobs immediately.


The downside of this otherwise laudable plan: An immense increase in the number of poets, mimes, and "performance artists."

Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2014 08:25 AM (RD7QR)

38 ( ~waves @ LauraW~ )

Have not seen you in a while. Kind regards.

Posted by: backhoe at February 07, 2014 08:25 AM (ULH4o)

39 I shall become . . . an ARTIST. Truth, beauty, etc. Thanks, Obama!

Posted by: tsj017 at February 07, 2014 08:25 AM (4YUWF)

40 "but don't fret: they won't go unfilled for long." Si, Senor, they won't. Is why they call me Speedy Gonzalez!"

Posted by: Slowpoke Rodriguez at February 07, 2014 08:26 AM (8Fa5Z)

41 With all these people freed from job-lock, they have more opportunity to inject much needed stimulus into our economy, by breaking lots of windows.

Posted by: wooga at February 07, 2014 08:26 AM (IvB0Z)

42 Hi guys! Nice to see you, too.

Posted by: lauraw at February 07, 2014 08:26 AM (yGblt)

43 Happiness?  Happiness is a warm gun.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2014 08:26 AM (4JkHl)

44 The right to not work is in the Constitution, isn't it? I am ENTITLED, dammit!

Posted by: tsj017 at February 07, 2014 08:26 AM (4YUWF)

45 Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Nothing, that's all that Bobby left me.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at February 07, 2014 08:27 AM (hHFOx)

46 If the government can indeed deliver happiness to one and all, shouldn't every government worker be fired immediately? After all, we keep hearing how awful these jobs are and that's why stress levels and absenteeism are so high. It seems cruel to not set them free.

Posted by: suitably adequate at February 07, 2014 08:27 AM (SM5M0)

47 I recently got the notice that my company's health care plan (a Massachusetts Romneycare plan) is being cancelled due to Obamacare.  No alternative is being offered, I am told I must apply to Obamacare as an individual.

Yes, that's right, Obamacare even trashed Romneycare plans that have been around for close to a decade.

Posted by: cool breeze at February 07, 2014 08:27 AM (A+/8k)

48 Obamaconomic Happiness Multiplier Effect


Ugh, the state of the economy depresses me. Well, meditation is supposed to calm you down, right? OOOHHHHHHHMMMMMEEEE....

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 07, 2014 08:27 AM (kMnHs)

49 39 I shall become . . . an ARTIST. Truth, beauty, etc. Thanks, Obama! Posted by: tsj017 at February 07, 2014 12:25 PM (4YUWF) YEah.... but I'd have to do Modern Art... because I can't draw or paint worth a crap... And I hate Modern Art...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2014 08:27 AM (84gbM)

50 I knew there was a reason I threw up and other stuff all night. I was just full to overflowing with obamanomic happiness, and it multiplier effected in my stomach to the point I couldn't hold it in. Looking forward to many days of obamanomic happiness to come.

Posted by: traye at February 07, 2014 08:28 AM (yrjAy)

51 *wipes tear from eye*

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 07, 2014 08:28 AM (zDsvJ)

52 30 23: "American dread" is possibly the best typo EVER. Posted by: tsj017 at February 07, 2014 12:24 PM (4YUWF) ********** Ha! Obama--now bringing you -- The American Dread.

Posted by: tasker at February 07, 2014 08:28 AM (RJMhd)

53 Job-lock *or* job block?

Posted by: Bob Loblaw's Law Blog at February 07, 2014 08:28 AM (POpqt)

54 Happiness is an unemployment line

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2014 08:28 AM (1Jaio)

55 I know somebody who needs to be freed from a lucrative but annoying job that he clearly hates: Barack H. Obama...the sooner the better, for everybody.

Posted by: Stu-22 at February 07, 2014 08:28 AM (AiYlm)

56 36?
Sphynx /

Job? What's that? None on the GA coast since it was apparent the fix was in for Barky's coronation.

Posted by: backhoe at February 07, 2014 08:28 AM (ULH4o)

57 In the Constitution it says the Purfuit of Happineff

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 07, 2014 08:28 AM (aTXUx)

58 My happiness is dependent upon my living on an island with my own lazy river around my 10,000 sq foot home, where every 50 feet is another automatic beer and sunscreen dispenser. I'm pretty stoked the left says I have have this now all because I don't have to work because I have health insurance. KISS MY ASS, WORK!!!

Posted by: Seems legit at February 07, 2014 08:29 AM (A98Xu)

59 New thread go bye bye.

Posted by: maddogg at February 07, 2014 08:29 AM (xWW96)

60 American Dream  2/7/2013 R.I.P.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2014 08:29 AM (POpqt)

61 >>46 If the government can indeed deliver happiness to one and all, shouldn't every government worker be fired immediately?<<


Exactly. Implement the next government shutdown immediately and congratulate the laid off government workers for being liberated.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 08:29 AM (OZmbA)

62 Pedo Bear appears in Sochi.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 08:29 AM (6bMeY)

63 Job, we don't need no stinking job. Everyone knows the government prints money for us.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at February 07, 2014 08:29 AM (HVff2)

64 Happiness is not being able to pay your bills

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2014 08:29 AM (1Jaio)

65 53 Job-lock *or* job block?

Posted by: Bob Loblaw's Law Blog at February 07, 2014 12:28 PM (POpqt)


Oh, definitely the latter, analogous to "cock block."

Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2014 08:29 AM (RD7QR)

66 We have our glorious leader Barack Obama's heroic actions to thank for this.

Posted by: Chris Hayes, All In at February 07, 2014 08:30 AM (Aif/5)

67 Well done, Laura! Do another soon, though. Sugar rushes require constant re-feedings as they fade so quickly. I mean, this is great and all, but what's going to make me happy tomorrow, hmmmm?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 07, 2014 08:30 AM (jTKU5)

68 Oops. Sorry for stomping on your thread, LauraW.

I unstomped it.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 07, 2014 08:30 AM (JAD5c)

69 >>I know somebody who needs to be freed from a lucrative but annoying job that he clearly hates: Barack H. Obama.

Yes - He needs the "freedom" to pursue other achievements and/or to start his next autobiography ASAP.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2014 08:30 AM (POpqt)

70 Harvester of sorrow, language of the mad

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 07, 2014 08:30 AM (nTgAI)

71
the hump... the hump.... the lovely lady hump

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2014 08:30 AM (nELVU)

72 68 Oops. Sorry for stomping on your thread, LauraW.

I unstomped it.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 07, 2014 12:30 PM (JAD5c)


Dude. That's a 5-minute hump-buffing penalty for you.

Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2014 08:31 AM (RD7QR)

73

Happy Friday, Sugarbritches.

 

Nice touch

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 07, 2014 08:31 AM (nTgAI)

74 63 Job, we don't need no stinking job. Everyone knows the government prints money for us. Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at February 07, 2014 12:29 PM (HVff2) Everyone on the left will tell you with a straight face (since they are math and economic illiterates) that printing money is what we should be doing so everyone will have more money.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 07, 2014 08:31 AM (f9k6U)

75 Three consecutive headlines on Drudge: Unemployment falls to five-year low on weak jobs report... Teen Rate Hits 21%... Black Teen Unemployment Jumps to 38%... ........the fuck? The Ministry of Supreme Happiness, indeed.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 07, 2014 08:31 AM (gyK25)

76

14: "The only issue I have with unemployed lefties is the fact that I have to support them."

 

I don't get bothered by this anymore. I just chalk it up as the cost of doing business until such a time that I have amassed enough physical assets that I can pull the plug out of the back of my neck and quit working for others.

 

Then it will be strictly cash or barter, leaving me with no income (that can be traced or verified) to tax.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 07, 2014 08:31 AM (f6ZLT)

77 So...where's my government-provided happiness?  'Cause at the moment I'm feeling pretty f*cking unhappy.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2014 08:32 AM (DrWcr)

78 i want my share!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 07, 2014 08:32 AM (q+fqH)

79 The stomped post was funnier.
*ducks*

Posted by: HR at February 07, 2014 08:32 AM (ZKzrr)

80 There was a thread above this one, then it was gone. It's as if millions of pixels cried out in terror, and were then suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 07, 2014 08:32 AM (0HooB)

81 How can anyone fill a job that has been cut?

Posted by: Norcross at February 07, 2014 08:33 AM (tmDTL)

82 How soon before they start extolling the "freedom from burdening your family" provided by the Death Panels?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2014 08:33 AM (POpqt)

83 Everyone on the left will tell you with a straight face (since they are math and economic illiterates) that printing money is what we should be doing so everyone will have more money. Posted by: NWConservative at February 07, 2014 12:31 PM (f9k6U) It's what Santa Claus would do.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 07, 2014 08:33 AM (gyK25)

84 Three consecutive headlines on Drudge:

Unemployment falls to five-year low on weak jobs report...

Teen Rate Hits 21%...

Black Teen Unemployment Jumps to 38%...

........the fuck?

The Ministry of Supreme Happiness, indeed.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 07, 2014 12:31 PM (gyK25)

 

WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2014 08:33 AM (DrWcr)

85 69?
I don't think the braying jackass even wrote his own books.
Maroon, at best.

Posted by: backhoe at February 07, 2014 08:33 AM (ULH4o)

86 Embrace the 404ness.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at February 07, 2014 08:33 AM (Dwehj)

87 80 There was a thread above this one, then it was gone. It's as if millions of pixels cried out in terror, and were then suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 07, 2014 12:32 PM (0HooB) That's no moon!

Posted by: NWConservative- Obligatory Ben Kenobi Quote at February 07, 2014 08:33 AM (f9k6U)

88 Opening Ceremony historical sequence looks like a series of cut scenes from Age of Empires.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 07, 2014 08:34 AM (ZshNr)

89 The only issue I have with unemployed lefties is the fact that I have to support them.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 07, 2014 12:20 PM (U7Ivf)


Don't fret, my dear, we have a plan for that!

Posted by: Obamacare Administraitor at February 07, 2014 08:34 AM (o3MSL)

90 Ah. An opportunity for a 'Happiness is _____' meme. Happiness is a van down by the river.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 07, 2014 08:34 AM (aDwsi)

91 They are missing a horseman.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 08:34 AM (6bMeY)

92 Can't link but bing David McCullough Pursuit of happiness. Heard him give a lecture last year. Definitely nit a subscriber to the WH's views on happiness.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at February 07, 2014 08:35 AM (zDsvJ)

93 Posted by: NWConservative at February 07, 2014 12:31 PM (f9k6U) I had a leftist tell me that we could fund a guaranteed income through corporate taxes. I tried to ask "Da Fuq? We already run a deficit now." And "So we're assuming that revenue for some corporations won't drop precipitously as people trade the ability to buy things like new cars for laziness?' But I just gave up.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at February 07, 2014 08:35 AM (GaqMa)

94 >>I don't think the braying jackass even wrote his own books.

Yeah, I don't think he does much as president, either. That's what Valerie Jarrett and the others are for while he criss-crosses the country giving one speech after another.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2014 08:35 AM (POpqt)

95 Three horses shat a ring of fire?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 08:35 AM (6bMeY)

96 The end result of Obama's economy destroying policy will be men with guns ordering you to do work you do not want to do.

In the discussions about extending unemployment recently one Democrat office holder (I forget the name) suggested that instead of UE the government should just offer a job to anyone who was unemployed for any length of time.

When asked how he would handle people that didn't want the job, he blithely said that you would be mandated to work at it...

This is something a competent Republican party would have actually started talking about. It is a good talking point, but more importantly the end state of Obama's polices anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2014 08:35 AM (P3U0f)

97 WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2014 12:33 PM (DrWcr) When warnings become training manuals.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 07, 2014 08:35 AM (gyK25)

98 90 Ah. An opportunity for a 'Happiness is _____' meme. Happiness is a van down by the river. Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 07, 2014 12:34 PM (aDwsi) Does it have tear soaked mattresses and Hogwarts express or Ice Cream written on the side?

Posted by: NWConservative at February 07, 2014 08:36 AM (f9k6U)

99 Da zero has now fulfilled his destiny of economic equality. Nobody will have shit. But they will not have shit equally. Isn't that lovely?

Posted by: maddogg at February 07, 2014 08:36 AM (xWW96)

100 as people trade the ability to buy things like new cars for laziness?

After the drone-delivery companies start taking SNAP; who needs a car?

Posted by: HR at February 07, 2014 08:36 AM (ZKzrr)

101 I tried to ask "Da Fuq? We already run a deficit now."
___
We'll just print more dollars.

Posted by: The Left at February 07, 2014 08:36 AM (P3U0f)

102 I hope you will join me in encouraging people of the leftish persuasion to throw off their chains, and walk off these (well-compensated but personally unsatisfying) jobs immediately.

I do Laura i join you in the effort!

Throw away your chains and Horrid jobs Lefty's  ! we have millions that would love to have jobs that actually pay the bills and buy the children New shoes.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 08:36 AM (nqBYe)

103 80 There was a thread above this one, then it was gone.

It's as if millions of pixels cried out in terror, and were then suddenly silenced.

I fear something terrible has happened.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 07, 2014 12:32 PM (0HooB)


No, it's just me being an idiot by not, you know, actually looking at the blog before posting.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 07, 2014 08:36 AM (JAD5c)

104
To Layoff my enemies.
See them subsidized before me
And to hear the lamentations of the working.

--- Barrack Obama, What is Best in Life?

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2014 08:36 AM (nELVU)

105 Old van river, he don't say nothin', he just keep rollin' along

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 07, 2014 08:36 AM (LLfr9)

106 The best number the BLS could cook up for jobs created in January was 113K and expectations were 180K. They also couldn't revise the shitty December numbers up. Bad weather, you know

Yet the Funemployment rate dropped another tenth of a percent

David Gregory will cite that meaningless tenth of a point to lament that we're not loving Obama for the awesome economy he's given us

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2014 08:36 AM (aTXUx)

107 90 Ah. An opportunity for a 'Happiness is _____' meme.

Happiness is a van down by the river. Posted by: Mike Hammer



Happiness is fabricating your job search online and getting your unemployment check without ever leaving the house for the month.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 08:36 AM (OZmbA)

108 The Ring of Fire became a circus.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 08:36 AM (6bMeY)

109 Da zero has now fulfilled his destiny of economic equality. Nobody will have shit. But they will not have shit equally
___
Speak for yourself peasant.

Posted by: The governing class at February 07, 2014 08:37 AM (P3U0f)

110 Yes, that's right, Obamacare even trashed Romneycare plans that have been around for close to a decade.

Posted by: cool breeze at February 07, 2014 12:27 PM (A+/8k)


Romneycare offered a shred of personal choice, comrade, so it must be terminated.

Posted by: Obamacare Administraitor at February 07, 2014 08:37 AM (o3MSL)

111 I fear something terrible has happened. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 07, 2014 12:32 PM (0HooB) That's no moon! Posted by: NWConservative- Obligatory Ben Kenobi Quote at February 07, 2014 12:33 PM (f9k6U) We're caught in the tractor beam of unsatisfying employment. O'Urkel, you're our only hope.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 07, 2014 08:37 AM (gyK25)

112 Laura?

sadly the Left do gooders are not really so good, They use govt to pay for others goodies.
They themselves hide their funds   in case IRS comes a knockin for their Fair Share.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 08:37 AM (nqBYe)

113 82 How soon before they start extolling the "freedom from burdening your family" provided by the Death Panels? Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2014 12:33 PM (POpqt) #twoweeks

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 07, 2014 08:37 AM (oFCZn)

114 Happiness is knowing that accumulated debt isn't all that important in the long run. 

Posted by: Matt Yglesias Hahvahd Grad at February 07, 2014 08:38 AM (vBhbc)

115 When warnings become training manuals.
___
Hey, they didn't call him big brother for a reason you typical white person you.

Posted by: Preznit Big Brother at February 07, 2014 08:38 AM (P3U0f)

116 93 Posted by: NWConservative at February 07, 2014 12:31 PM (f9k6U) I had a leftist tell me that we could fund a guaranteed income through corporate taxes. I tried to ask "Da Fuq? We already run a deficit now." And "So we're assuming that revenue for some corporations won't drop precipitously as people trade the ability to buy things like new cars for laziness?' But I just gave up. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at February 07, 2014 12:35 PM (GaqMa) The left always forgets that those they want to tax the most are the ones most apt to avoid it entirely.

Posted by: NWConservative at February 07, 2014 08:38 AM (f9k6U)

117 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 07, 2014 08:38 AM (PYAXX)

118 Fuck!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at February 07, 2014 08:38 AM (BZAd3)

119 Dammit TJ! It was "Life, Liberty, **Property**" for a f*cking reason!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 07, 2014 08:39 AM (PYAXX)

120 Happiness is fabricating your job search online and getting your unemployment check without ever leaving the house for the month.
Whatever do you mean?

Posted by: vandelay industries at February 07, 2014 08:39 AM (LLfr9)

121

When asked how he would handle people that didn't want the job, he blithely said that you would be mandated to work at it...

This is something a competent Republican party would have actually started talking about. It is a good talking point, but more importantly the end state of Obama's polices anyway.

 

That's another pretty good typo.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at February 07, 2014 08:39 AM (NF2Bf)

122

Insomniac in Sydney watching Winter Olympics opening ceremony - plus Sheila -ette (Aussie Moronette)

I'd dearly love to escape being job locked - we don't have the opportunity that you seem to have over there

 

I'd also like to be free to write poetry, compose a symphony or three and write a play - unfortunately it appears you are in the land of freedom from jobs to do all this yet I have to keep working because our Government here in OZ will not unlock me from my work

 

How lucky are you over there to be truly free!/

Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 08:39 AM (nP3cM)

123 Hmmm. My job, which, while enjoyable, has its stressful moments, allows me to earn money with which to purchase the tasty tasty Sammich of Oppression and Fries of Intolerance that I am now nomming. (No Hate Shake since baby it's cold outside) Hmmm. I am torn at how to interpret this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 07, 2014 08:39 AM (VtjlW)

124 No, it's just me being an idiot by not, you know, actually looking at the blog before posting. I was there by myself for a while. I tried not to make a big mess.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 07, 2014 08:39 AM (0HooB)

125 Happiness is a lap dance compliments of your EBT card.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 08:39 AM (OZmbA)

126 Everyone on the left will tell you with a straight face (since they are math and economic illiterates) that printing money is what we should be doing so everyone will have more money.
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Trillion dollar coins FOR EVERYONE!

Posted by: "Economist" Paul Krugman at February 07, 2014 08:39 AM (P3U0f)

127 heh, I misread your "sugarbritches" as "sugarbitches", which probably says more about me than anything, nothing good, but I think I am going to continue misreading it as "sugarbitches" because it is funny. sugarbitches, giggle

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 08:39 AM (rDidD)

128 Da zero has now fulfilled his destiny of economic equality. Nobody will have shit. But they will not have shit equally. Isn't that lovely?

Posted by: maddogg at February 07, 2014 12:36 PM (xWW96)


Socialism 101, because the rulers have such demands placed upon them, unlike the peasants, that they cannot function properly unless they have extra privileges.

Posted by: Karl Marks at February 07, 2014 08:39 AM (o3MSL)

129 If you like your property you can, well not so much.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 08:40 AM (6bMeY)

130 Hey anyone know if I can collect SSDI for the condition of "Casandra Complex." Because serious you guys, sometimes I think I have that . And it's certainly interfering with my ability to be employed in my field. I speak and speak things that are inevitably shown to be true, and people hate me for it

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at February 07, 2014 08:40 AM (GaqMa)

131 Don't you just love how the left is using every excuse they can conceive as to why this is supposedly a good thing? They call it everything except what it really is: a massive increase of the welfare state.

They know this is unsustainable. We're already running massive deficits under the existing welfare costs. One thing that would fix the problem is if a massive portion of the dependent population were to die off quickly. Such things don't happen in a predictable fashion historically, unless it it entirely the doing of humans.

So what are they planning?

Posted by: Epobirs at February 07, 2014 08:40 AM (bPxS6)

132 I'm just going to leave this here.
http://is.gd/bnIP68

Posted by: HR at February 07, 2014 08:40 AM (ZKzrr)

133 Happiness is.... when your EBT card has no limits on it and you can ransack Walmart.

Good times, good times.

Also... I thought that the purpose of the government was to make sure that incumbents stayed in office until they died. Silly, silly me.

Posted by: shibumi at February 07, 2014 08:40 AM (25HWz)

134 What is best in life? To live with your parents until 35, wear footy pajamas, and search for a doctor that accepts marijuana as payment.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2014 08:41 AM (659DL)

135

I have to wear pants at work.

 

I am happiest when I am not wearing pants.

 

...

 

Turns in my notice.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 07, 2014 08:41 AM (WvXvd)

136 see the world from you car !
experience the freedom of a chainless existance from shitty things such as a home !

enjoy traveling all the way to the grocers with your ebt card in hand!

enjoy meter maids  telling you that your regitration has expired and they will now enjoy Your home on wheels  down at the yard.

enjoy the cardboard box as how easy  is it to pick up your home and move when you don't like the view!?

this and many other ideas can be had  with the freedom  from not having to hear the alarm clock at 5 am

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 08:41 AM (nqBYe)

137 When asked how he would handle people that didn't want the job, he blithely said that you would be mandated to work at it...

Arbeit Macht Freude

Posted by: HR at February 07, 2014 08:41 AM (ZKzrr)

138 Happiness is losing everything you own but at least you're funemployed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2014 08:41 AM (1Jaio)

139 Sugar sugar

Posted by: Phxazgrl at February 07, 2014 08:41 AM (6J7Nz)

140 That's no moon. It's a hump.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 07, 2014 08:42 AM (0HooB)

141 So I was thinking about the real inflation rate ~10% and the confiscatory tax rates we have...and notice there are still the rich and the poor?

It has been a conservative talking point for some time that if you took all the wealth in America and divided it up equally to everyone in the country, that in a few years you would have the rich and the poor again. But Obama has proven out this talking point...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2014 08:42 AM (P3U0f)

142 Honey honey

Posted by: Phxazgrl at February 07, 2014 08:42 AM (6J7Nz)

143

Alex @ 123

But money can't buy you love.

 

http://tinyurl.com/ax4jmws

Posted by: maddogg at February 07, 2014 08:42 AM (xWW96)

144 >>How lucky are you over there to be truly free!/

Haven't you heard, aussie? We have no borders and illegal-er, "undocumented" citizens often get better treatment and more freebies than us.
Come on over and let the filthy, greedy 1% take care of you, too! WHeeeee!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2014 08:43 AM (POpqt)

145 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 07, 2014 12:39 PM (PYAXX) GOOD GOD NO. Can you imagine the left arguing everyone has the positive right to property?! Dear lord it'd be worse than it is today. I suspect this whole "freedom from responsibility" thing was coming regardless of what the Lockeans wrote. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 12:39 PM (rDidD) Huh, I've been reading it that way too, including every reference to it. MY DELUSION WILL STAND>.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at February 07, 2014 08:43 AM (GaqMa)

146 Awesome! But what will I do with all this free time?

Posted by: Andy at February 07, 2014 08:43 AM (JNF+H)

147 134 What is best in life?
To live with your parents until 35, wear footy pajamas, and search for a doctor that accepts marijuana as payment.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2014 12:41 PM (659DL)

You forgot "drinking hot chocolate".

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 07, 2014 08:43 AM (JAD5c)

148 Posted by: HR at February 07, 2014 12:41 PM (ZKzrr)

If it is a mandate, then it is all right.  It is decrees that are bad!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 07, 2014 08:43 AM (o3MSL)

149 But what will I do with all this free time? Posted by: Andy ------------------ Poetry

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 07, 2014 08:44 AM (aDwsi)

150 Happiness is throwing a big food stamps barbecue at the first of the month and inviting your meth dealer and your baby mamas.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 08:44 AM (OZmbA)

151 Awesome!

But what will I do with all this free time?

Posted by: Andy

 

Fap to your fantasy of me?

Posted by: Cake Girl at February 07, 2014 08:44 AM (NF2Bf)

152 So what are they planning?

Posted by: Epobirs at February 07, 2014 12:40 PM (bPxS6)


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Cloward-Piven.   Google it up.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2014 08:45 AM (nELVU)

153

104.

Well done.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at February 07, 2014 08:45 AM (LJpVo)

154 So what are they planning?
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Well, we are throwing a big weekend bash to celebrate the pictures from Michelle's 50th (thanks suck...er...taxpayers). Then next Wed is Waygu night, and we'll have a few concerts.

OH CRAP.

I totally need to plan a spring vacation. My planning has just gone to shit with all these parties I have to go to. And the coke. But mostly the parties I think. Hey Reggie let's have enough twister sessions - I'll kick you ass this time!

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 07, 2014 08:45 AM (P3U0f)

155 What a Friday: Bob Costas gets pink eye from Sochi poop pillows. From the Deadspin article, Costas' assistant says: NBC doctors in Sochi are treating it What. The. Crap. Costas isn't trusting his eye to the Doctors in Sochi? He's too good for that? NBC brought their own doctors to treat this primadonna?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 07, 2014 08:45 AM (4QSOR)

156 I will be giving new, free phones to all Americans that quit the jobs that Americans now refuse to do.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at February 07, 2014 08:45 AM (Dwehj)

157 Poetry

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 07, 2014 12:44 PM (aDwsi)


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This shit.

Aint it.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2014 08:45 AM (nELVU)

158 Also coming soon: freedom to live like veal in "micro apartments" a/k/a the freedom from the shackles of having to upkeep your own personal space, y'all!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2014 08:45 AM (POpqt)

159 Posted by: maddogg at February 07, 2014 12:42 PM (xWW96) WILSON, I WILL RIP OFF YOUR FEET AND USE THEM TO BEAT YOU ABOUT THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS UNTIL YOUR HEAD FALLS OFF AND THEN USE YOUR HEAD FOR CURLING

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 07, 2014 08:45 AM (VtjlW)

160 146 Awesome! But what will I do with all this free time? Posted by: Andy at February 07, 2014 12:43 PM (JNF+H) Pottery, lute playing, masturbation......The choices are now endless.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at February 07, 2014 08:46 AM (HVff2)

161 But what will I do with all this free time?

Posted by: Andy


paint my toenails?

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 08:46 AM (nqBYe)

162 Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2014 12:45 PM (nELVU)


Bill Ayres, an unknown neighbor of the Obamas, has a plan!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 07, 2014 08:46 AM (o3MSL)

163 Poetry Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 07, 2014 12:44 PM (aDwsi) What are you, some kind of patriarchy opperssor of those gifted with talent? Pottery, bitch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2014 08:46 AM (659DL)

164 Glad you liked it Alex

Posted by: maddogg at February 07, 2014 08:46 AM (xWW96)

165 My happiness is dependent upon my living on an island with my own lazy river around my 10,000 sq foot home, where every 50 feet is another automatic beer and sunscreen dispenser.

I'm pretty stoked the left says I have have this now all because I don't have to work because I have health insurance. KISS MY ASS, WORK!!! Posted by: Seems legit

and the Philapina nursing students, don't forget your medical needs.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2014 08:46 AM (4JkHl)

166 Cloward-Piven. Google it up.


AKA  Teh Burning Times.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2014 08:46 AM (GQ8sn)

167 158 Agenda 21.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 08:46 AM (6bMeY)

168 Fundamental change with my pen and my phone.

Posted by: Baracka I at February 07, 2014 08:46 AM (Aif/5)

169 Also coming soon: freedom to live like veal

...but actual veal will be banned, because cows have rights.

Posted by: HR at February 07, 2014 08:46 AM (ZKzrr)

170 Bill Ayres, an unknown neighbor of the Obamas, has a plan!
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I have a cunning plan.

Posted by: Baldrick Ayers at February 07, 2014 08:47 AM (P3U0f)

171 GOOD GOD NO. Can you imagine the left arguing everyone has the positive right to property?! I'll point out two things- 1- that's what they're doing already. Which just leads to point 2... 2- It's much more ridiculous on its face (and therefore harder to argue) that your Right to Property means the Government can/should GIVE you that property. Right now, they get to argue for redistribution in the name of "happiness" instead of in the name of "property." And now I'm going to lunch.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 07, 2014 08:47 AM (PYAXX)

172 If being freed from the strictures and travails of full-time employment is such a public good, then by all means, let us extend such liberation to those in the federal government (excluding the military, of course). Cut their hours to 29 per week and compensation accordingly. Because, fairness!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 07, 2014 08:47 AM (HsTG8)

173 Happiness is a full paddock of 'raptors. And besetting them on people. But mainly the besetting.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 07, 2014 08:47 AM (VtjlW)

174 I don' have a lute or a potter's wheel.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 08:47 AM (6bMeY)

175 because in Australia, under the equator, everything is upside down. There, work is freedom, which is the opposite of here. We had just been backward American hicks for 200 pls years and doing it all wrong, good we got obama to set us right.

Posted by: traye at February 07, 2014 08:48 AM (yrjAy)

176 Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. Don't question me again, bitches.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 07, 2014 08:48 AM (4YUWF)

177 Cut their hours to 29 per week and compensation accordingly.

Because, fairness!
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And that's an audit right there. Anyone else wanna try a new take on fairness...peasants?

Posted by: The IRS at February 07, 2014 08:48 AM (P3U0f)

178 enjoy the cardboard box as how easy is it to pick up your home and move when you don't like the view!? this and many other ideas can be had with the freedom from not having to hear the alarm clock at 5 am Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 12:41 PM (nqBYe) Used to joke about the Maytag box subdivsions over the border at Yuma on our way to San Luis to get hammered. I just never realized I was looking at my future.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 07, 2014 08:48 AM (gyK25)

179 Does the Opening ceremony include KGB agents with umbrellas?

Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2014 08:48 AM (88xKn)

180

"To give a single example - The word free still existed in Newspeak, but could only be used in such statements as "The dog is free from lice" or "This field is free from weeds." It could not be used in its old sense of "politically free" or "intellectually free," since political and intellectual freedom no longer existed even as concepts, and were therefore of necessity nameless."

 

--George Orwell, "Principles of Newspeak"

 

Seems appropriate since, thanks to Obama and his authoritarian pals with their totalitarian goals, we're all free now. Truly free. And happy. Happy, happy, happy.

 

Now if you'll excuse me,  I'm going to go engage in some thoughtcrime somewhere.

Posted by: troyriser at February 07, 2014 08:48 AM (gNlvW)

181 45- Freedoms just a buzzword for nothing left to lose. Fixed it for you. Love, Jay Carney

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 07, 2014 08:48 AM (tuH2W)

182 173 Happiness is a full paddock of 'raptors.

And besetting them on people.

But mainly the besetting. Posted by: alexthechick




I've GOT to party with you, man.  White russian?

Posted by: The Dude at February 07, 2014 08:48 AM (OZmbA)

183 No, no, no. You've got it wrong. Everyone has a right to YOUR property.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 07, 2014 08:49 AM (4YUWF)

184 I like besetting, especially on pay day Fridays.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at February 07, 2014 08:49 AM (HVff2)

185 We demandingly demand that you accede to our outrageously outraged outrage! -- Statists in every time and place

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 07, 2014 08:49 AM (HsTG8)

186 Welcome to our world, sugarbitchez!!

Posted by: France and Greece at February 07, 2014 08:49 AM (POpqt)

187 174 I don' have a lute or a potter's wheel. Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 12:47 PM (6bMeY) You got hands don't you?

Posted by: traye at February 07, 2014 08:50 AM (yrjAy)

188 Boss moss, does you have a right or left hand? If ya do, you are in luck.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at February 07, 2014 08:50 AM (HVff2)

189

144 Lizzy

 

I've been seriously considering becoming an illegal immigrant here in OZ as well

 

Just wander over to Indonesia, throw my passport overboard and catch a boat to OZ, pretend to be Hazara Afghani and be swamped with benefits

 

If that fails, I can be Mexican over there...sad isn't it

 

I have a special interest in the US - my SIL is over there - working and it has taken him over  12 MONTHS to get a bloody work visa!

 

He has had to produce evidence of megabucks etc to get this visa and 20 thousand million bits of paper....

Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 08:50 AM (nP3cM)

190 Ahh! The happiness of going to the local social security office, three different times/attempts, to get a SSN for my natural born son.  Nothing provides me a greater pleasure, although pinched nerves sometimes come close.

Posted by: flounder at February 07, 2014 08:50 AM (Kkt/i)

191 Is that damned nutcracker gonna make an appearance?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 08:50 AM (6bMeY)

192 Welcome to our world, sugarbitchez!! Posted by: France and Greece see, it is funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 08:50 AM (rDidD)

193 There are two kinds of freedom.

Conservatives want freedom with responsibility.

Liberals want freedom from responsibility.

Posted by: Fretless at February 07, 2014 08:50 AM (dO4Kx)

194 Welcome to our world, sugarbitchez!!

Posted by: France and Greece at February 07, 2014 12:49 PM (POpqt)

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How many times must I zay dat zat is not minen namen you schweinhunden!


Posted by: Angela Merkel at February 07, 2014 08:50 AM (P3U0f)

195 Is that damned nutcracker gonna make an appearance?

Candygram!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 07, 2014 08:51 AM (hBNxo)

196 NBC doctors in Sochi are treating it

What. The. Crap. Costas isn't trusting his eye to the Doctors in Sochi? He's too good for that? NBC brought their own doctors to treat this primadonna?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2014 12:45 PM (4QSOR)




The Russian doctors would treat it by amputating his head. Hey wait a minute get those Russian doctors on that stat!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2014 08:51 AM (1Jaio)

197 SUGARBITCHES!

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 08:51 AM (rDidD)

198 White russian? Umm, small Midwesterner, I think.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 07, 2014 08:51 AM (0HooB)

199 I love the smell of sugarbritches in the mornin.


Posted by: dananjcon at February 07, 2014 08:51 AM (NpXoL)

200 If your looking for happiness you 'll have to wait until I take office in 2017.  I'm soooo ready too!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 07, 2014 08:51 AM (GjPnA)

201 I had hip surgery on 1/12. Back at work. I guess I am a sucker.

Posted by: ejo at February 07, 2014 08:51 AM (GXvSO)

202 Conservatives want freedom with responsibility.

Liberals want freedom from responsibility.
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Simpler.

Conservatives want freedom, liberals want servitude. LIVs won't get the point you are making.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2014 08:51 AM (P3U0f)

203 98ZJUSMC,
I used to feel badly and hoped they would use opportunity afforded to citizens of This spectacular country and move up to an apt and than their own home.
Now i realize  the Left had made sure  the Climb will be the longest and toughest of any third world country with out a govt agency family member helping you out.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 08:51 AM (nqBYe)

204 Candygram! Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 07, 2014 12:51 PM (hBNxo) No, ma'am, that's a dolphin.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 07, 2014 08:51 AM (VtjlW)

205 Happiness is fabricating your job search online and getting your unemployment check without ever leaving the house for the month. Why go to that trouble? Apply to three jobs you won't possibly get a callback on. Like a machinist job if you're not a machinist. Then you don't have to make anything up. It's 100% legit, and less work.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 07, 2014 08:52 AM (4QSOR)

206 198 White russian?

Umm, small Midwesterner, I think. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit



No, man . . . .


I just want to get my rug back, man.

Posted by: The Dude at February 07, 2014 08:53 AM (OZmbA)

207 Another thing about liberal ignorance. They seem to think that all the great music and art and literature from the past was not work but leisure. In my choir, we're doing Handel's Israel in Egypt. Anyone that takes a look at that work and think it must have been a breeze to compose is either incredibly damn and unimaginative or has no clue about music. 8 (yes beautifully complex vocal parts, not to mention the incredible instrumental score for all sorts of instruments. Yes, he was a genius, but there's no way that came effortlessly.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 07, 2014 08:53 AM (r+7wo)

208 Remember the good old days when Bill Clinton was president? When liberals at least pretended to have common sense? Remember when even liberals felt that welfare should be a temporary safety net, not a lifelong way of life? Remember when pro-choice liberals thought that abortion was something to be avoided, as opposed to "Free Abortions for Everyone, No Apologies"? Remember when it was considered perfectly reasonable for an adult woman to pay for her own birth control? Remember when medical doctors weren't required to do data collection for the federal government? The unamerican bastards have come out from the shadows and I hate them more every day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2014 08:53 AM (Qr7/Z)

209 Why go to that trouble? Apply to three jobs you won't possibly get a callback on. Like a machinist job if you're not a machinist.
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That doesn't always work out like you might expect.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 07, 2014 08:53 AM (P3U0f)

210 He has had to produce evidence of megabucks etc to get this visa and 20 thousand million bits of paper....

Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 12:50 PM (nP3cM)


The current purpose of the US INS is to prevent the legal immigration of English speaking people with skills and the desire to work while ignoring the illegal effective immigration of non-English speaking people that want to be free from the encumbrance of a job.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 07, 2014 08:53 AM (o3MSL)

211 That was supposed to be 8 (yes 8 ). Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 07, 2014 08:53 AM (r+7wo)

212 MOTHRFUCKER! sugarbitches.com is already taken! now what am I gonn a do if my plan for making money by commenting here does not work?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 08:54 AM (rDidD)

213 Ha. Of all the things for an on-air fluff head to contract, Costas gets pink eye. I know it's a common ailment, but it elicits a universal "eeeeewwww" whenever you see someone with it. Plus, cooties.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 07, 2014 08:54 AM (ZshNr)

214 The new shower curtains are here!

Posted by: Vlad Pootey Poot at February 07, 2014 08:54 AM (Dwehj)

215 143
Alex @ 123
But money can't buy you love.


Posted by: maddogg at February 07, 2014 12:42 PM

But it can by her leg warming happiness

http://tinyurl.com/pytg47q

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2014 08:54 AM (aTXUx)

216 Aussie - My SIL is a naturalized US citizen from India. Her whole family on her mom's side has emigrated, starting with her aunt who arrived her 30+ years ago and go the the process rolling for the rest of them Sad to see people work that hard, wait, and pay all the proper fees while these other "dreamers" and what not wave their home country's flag while marching in our streets and demand it ALL NOW!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2014 08:54 AM (POpqt)

217 Yes, he was a genius, but there's no way that came effortlessly.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 07, 2014 12:53 PM (r+7wo)


And all done by hand.  Obviously pure effortless recreation.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 07, 2014 08:55 AM (o3MSL)

218 it elicits a universal "eeeeewwww" whenever you see someone with it. Plus, cooties.
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I know a free clinic that will clean that right up for you...wait pink eye? Never mind.

Posted by: Sandra FLuke at February 07, 2014 08:55 AM (P3U0f)

219 now what am I gonn a do if my plan for making money by commenting here does not work?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 12:54 PM (rDidD)


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be free


.... pay attention.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2014 08:55 AM (nELVU)

220 Yes, he was a genius, but there's no way that came effortlessly.


So you're saying we're about to get deluged with boatloads of shitty music and art?



Posted by: EC at February 07, 2014 08:55 AM (GQ8sn)

221

175 traye

 

I'm upside down now watching the opening ceremony- mmmm

 

Or maybe it's the end of the week glasses of chardy...and I'm really upside down!

Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 08:55 AM (nP3cM)

222 #152

Cloward-Piven is what we have now. The strategy leaves what comes after as an exercise for the reader. So remains the question of what they are planning to cut costs/lives.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 07, 2014 08:55 AM (bPxS6)

223 Who Gave Costas a Popeye?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 08:55 AM (6bMeY)

224 I have to wear pants at work. I am happiest when I am not wearing pants. May I interest you in this fine Tartan Kilt?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 07, 2014 08:55 AM (4QSOR)

225 I am waiting for costas eye to pop out and run away somewhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 08:55 AM (rDidD)

226 And all done by hand. Obviously pure effortless recreation.


Wait, are we talking about fapping?


Posted by: EC at February 07, 2014 08:55 AM (GQ8sn)

227 yes beautifully complex vocal parts, not to mention the incredible instrumental score for all sorts of instruments.

But it's not more worthy of your time/attention than Miley Cyrus.  O_o

Posted by: HR at February 07, 2014 08:55 AM (ZKzrr)

228 In many ways hobos are free, too!

Posted by: flounder at February 07, 2014 08:56 AM (Kkt/i)

229 Looks like somebody shot Bob Costas in the eye


Posted by: Shep Smith-Cooper at February 07, 2014 08:56 AM (aTXUx)

230 NBC doctors in Sochi are treating it


Costas could end up with fireworks up his ass. Then Dateline will blow the lid off of the growing problem of explosive television sports anchors.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2014 08:56 AM (8ZskC)

231 Posted by: EC at February 07, 2014 12:55 What do you mean about to get?

Posted by: traye at February 07, 2014 08:56 AM (yrjAy)

232 sugarbitches could be a good name for a bar or a strip club.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 08:56 AM (rDidD)

233 So you're saying we're about to get deluged with boatloads of shitty music and art?
___
Yo homeslice, Barry's got's a plan and he's gonna give you the true sound of the hood paid out of his stash!

Posted by: The New Secretary of Rap at February 07, 2014 08:57 AM (P3U0f)

234 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 12:54 PM (rDidD) fantasticsugarbitchez.com

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at February 07, 2014 08:57 AM (HVff2)

235 Posted by: Epobirs at February 07, 2014 12:55 PM (bPxS6)

Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot had some ideas that were unexpectedly well received.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 07, 2014 08:57 AM (o3MSL)

236
Im betting Costas did not get pink eye from farts on his pillow but rather from having his head up his ass for so long.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2014 08:57 AM (nELVU)

237 Tetris?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 08:57 AM (6bMeY)

238 208 Remember when medical doctors weren't required to do data collection for the federal government? Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2014 12:53 PM (Qr7/Z) Speaking of which, apparently the govt considers La Raza an ethnicity. See yesterday's ONT. And I didn't see any black ethnicities (or is it race, who knows?) listed. We're all covered under black or AA. Why do Obama and Democrats hate black people?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 07, 2014 08:57 AM (r+7wo)

239 It was supposed to read, "Pursuit of Humpiness"! Damn printers!

Posted by: shit thomas jefferson wrote at February 07, 2014 08:57 AM (LLfr9)

240 In many ways, Bob Costas' eye is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 07, 2014 08:57 AM (ZshNr)

241 It was rampant homophobia that caused this pink eye.

Posted by: Bob Costass at February 07, 2014 08:58 AM (Dwehj)

242 I saw Sugarbitches open for Courtney Love in Seattle at the Love Shack

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 08:58 AM (OZmbA)

243 Costas could end up with fireworks up his ass. Then Dateline will blow the lid off of the growing problem of explosive television sports anchors. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2014 12:56 PM (8ZskC) STOP TAUNTING HAPPY FUN ALEX

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 07, 2014 08:58 AM (VtjlW)

244 Posted by: EC at February 07, 2014 12:55 PM (GQ8sn)


If it is effortless, you aren't doing it right!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 07, 2014 08:58 AM (o3MSL)

245 greg gutfeld should have a logo on costas eye, maybe invite as a guest to his show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 08:58 AM (rDidD)

246 Well, off to the land of far less expensive smokes. Laterz......

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 07, 2014 08:58 AM (gyK25)

247 Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 12:20 PM (nP3cM) Aussie, From the previous thread. Heh. Driving on the left side of the road was easy cause I sat on the right side of the car. It was at intersections that I used a thumb rule. Left turn inside, right turn outside. I did some research about why we drive on the right side of the road and Brits drive on the left. It's interesting. As for Vegemite being a food for the gods. Only if they are evil.

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 07, 2014 08:58 AM (LKJt3)

248 One of the left's claims to this new freedom is that you can now be home to "tuck in your kids at night." Now, let's ignore the fact that parents already do this without government help, but say the delusion exists... The irony is, those that really need to work, and will fill all of those new job positions popping up from the lazy do-nothings new freedom couch sitters, is that it is those with children that need the jobs the most. I guess you can have an illegal alien tuck in your kids for you. Or, that lazy nephew if he can drag himself away from WoW or Halo.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: TGIF! at February 07, 2014 08:58 AM (IXrOn)

249 you would think types like NYTs Costa, etc etc, would willingly give up their paychecks to others in need.


I would really appreciate them personally putting their dough where their ideas are.

and look to be FAIR, they should be as poor as the poorest among us.

because Pie.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 08:59 AM (nqBYe)

250 I think that is the Russian contingent, no no, it's the Mongols, oh wait, it's the Jamaicans. I can't see through this damned thing.

Posted by: Bob's big eye at February 07, 2014 08:59 AM (yrjAy)

251 putin is such an ass, in the leaked audio costas is clearly saying "not in my eye vlad, not in my eye!"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 08:59 AM (rDidD)

252 because Pie. Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 12:59 PM (nqBYe) *raises hand* I would like some pie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 07, 2014 09:00 AM (VtjlW)

253 Posted by: ExSnipe at February 07, 2014 12:58 PM (LKJt3)

The beer makes up for the Vegemite, mate!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 07, 2014 09:00 AM (o3MSL)

254 Someone go start a Bob Costas's Eye Twitter account. I'd do it, but I don't feel like it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 07, 2014 09:00 AM (ZshNr)

255 Question: If you grow your own tobacco and roll your own cig's, are you required to pay cigarette tax to govt ?

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 09:00 AM (OZmbA)

256 What. The. Crap. Costas isn't trusting his eye to the Doctors in Sochi? He's too good for that? NBC brought their own doctors to treat this primadonna? Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2014 12:45 PM

Drama queen!!

Posted by: Moe Green at February 07, 2014 09:01 AM (aTXUx)

257 It was Costas' toupee that gave him the pink eye.

Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2014 09:01 AM (88xKn)

258 OT So I was soaking in the tub, full of nice and very warm water.  And my Muse decided to bless me with another story idea.  That as I soaked I worked out about half the story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2014 09:01 AM (u7qIz)

259 One of the left's claims to this new freedom is that you can now be home to "tuck in your kids at night."

Like Dasani's parents.
http://www.nytimes.com/projects/2013/invisible-child/

Although it seems like they outsource most of the childcare to her.

Posted by: HR at February 07, 2014 09:01 AM (ZKzrr)

260 I stay in my annoying job because of the good pay. Health benefits have jack squat to do with it. In fact, if just as soon they paid me that benefit in cash and let me get out of debt with it instead. Then I could buy a cheap catastrophic plan with it instead.

Posted by: rfichoke at February 07, 2014 09:01 AM (Z2eVZ)

261 Only pussies get pink eye. Real men get their eyes injured in the war. It was the war I tell you, pay no attention to my naval health records!

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at February 07, 2014 09:01 AM (Aif/5)

262 What, no "Sugar*tits*" ??

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at February 07, 2014 09:01 AM (noB3y)

263 Question: If you grow your own tobacco and roll your own cig's, are you required to pay cigarette tax to govt ?

Glad you asked! Hey, is that a knock I hear at your front door?

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at February 07, 2014 09:02 AM (Dwehj)

264 ♫ A spoonful of sugarbitches helps the O-care go down, the O-care go down, in the most delightful way. ♬

Posted by: shary bobbins at February 07, 2014 09:02 AM (LLfr9)

265 60 American Dream 2/7/2013 R.I.P.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2014 12:29 PM (POpqt)


These are not the dreams you are looking for.

Posted by: Obama Wan Kenobi at February 07, 2014 09:02 AM (Kkt/i)

266 The government can deliver on happiness. Please leave it on the front porch behind the planter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 07, 2014 09:02 AM (0HooB)

267 ♪ This land ain't your land, this land is our land From California, to the New York Island.. ♪ - Progressive/Commie Hero Woodrow Wilson Guthrie

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 07, 2014 09:02 AM (aDwsi)

268 Question: If you grow your own tobacco and roll your own cig's, are you required to pay cigarette tax to govt ?

Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 01:00 PM (OZmbA)


Comrade, since you are obviously engaging in interstate commerce, the answer is you need a Dept of Agriculture license before you can grow anything and them it will be taxed as if it were sold at the government approved price!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 07, 2014 09:02 AM (o3MSL)

269 In my choir, we're doing Handel's Israel in Egypt. Anyone that takes a look at that work and think it must have been a breeze to compose is either incredibly damn and unimaginative or has no clue about music. 8 (yes beautifully complex vocal parts, not to mention the incredible instrumental score for all sorts of instruments.
Yes, he was a genius, but there's no way that came effortlessly.

He didn't write that!

Posted by: Barack Obama, The Acyting President of the United States at February 07, 2014 09:02 AM (JAD5c)

270 As for Vegemite being a food for the gods. Only if they are evil. Was it the Romans or Greeks who thought it was walnuts? Lots of research proving they weren't far off. A handful of walnuts every day is very good for you.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 07, 2014 09:03 AM (4QSOR)

271 >>The government can deliver on happiness.

BOHICA!

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at February 07, 2014 09:03 AM (POpqt)

272 willow has pie?


Posted by: EC at February 07, 2014 09:03 AM (GQ8sn)

273 *raises hand* I would like some pie. Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD What kind of pie?

Posted by: traye at February 07, 2014 09:03 AM (yrjAy)

274 How come the Russian cars aren't breaking down?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 09:04 AM (6bMeY)

275 255 Question: If you grow your own tobacco and roll your own cig's, are you required to pay cigarette tax to govt ?
Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 01:00 PM

Most likely you'll be visited by every piece of hardware the SWAT teams of the IRS, DEA, and BAT can throw at you while they ignore the fact that half of the Angeles National Forest is now Mexican drug lord cropland

Posted by: Moe Green at February 07, 2014 09:04 AM (aTXUx)

276 because Pie.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 12:59 PM (nqBYe)


*raises hand* I would like some pie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 07, 2014 01:00 PM (VtjlW)


me too!


so what paul do we rob and leave peter with the bill?

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 09:04 AM (nqBYe)

277 Then I could buy a cheap catastrophic plan with it instead.

Posted by: rfichoke at February 07, 2014 01:01 PM (Z2eVZ)


But you would be a criminal buying an illegal product!

Posted by: Barly O'Choomba at February 07, 2014 09:04 AM (o3MSL)

278 STOP TAUNTING HAPPY FUN ALEX

Forgive me, my Queen.

*curtseys daintily*

*runs like hell*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 07, 2014 09:04 AM (8ZskC)

279

210 Hrothgar

 

This whole process of trying to work legally has been quite draining -  my SIL is in a field not available here (oil exploration) and his whole business is reliant on US regs

 

14 months for a  approval for a visa is a bit harsh I reckon

 

Anyway it has been granted and his business is going ahead (a patent for sulphur extraction at the drill site)

 

But it has been traumatic for my dear daughter who has not been game to move to the US without a visa

 

Now she doesn't want to go because of Obamacare - she has lupus and is concerned about care in the US for foreigners

 

However I'm certain all will end well...

Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 09:04 AM (nP3cM)

280 Wait- did I miss free steak and BJ day? What is all this happiness??

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2014 09:05 AM (GGCsk)

281 willow has pie?


Posted by: EC at February 07, 2014 01:03 PM (GQ8sn)


EC sadly , no.  You?

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 09:05 AM (nqBYe)

282 What kind of pie?

Posted by: traye at February 07, 2014 01:03 PM (yrjAy)

Is it Pecan Pie? Not the cloyingly sweet versions, but a good, homemade one?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2014 09:06 AM (QFxY5)

283 How come the Russian cars aren't breaking down?

Heh.

Posted by: Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble at February 07, 2014 09:06 AM (Dwehj)

284 Question: If you grow your own tobacco and roll your own cig's, are you required to pay cigarette tax to govt ?

-----


I dunno..... go ask the whole milk guys....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2014 09:06 AM (nELVU)

285 However I'm certain all will end well...

Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 01:04 PM (nP3cM)



Well, we can agree that it is going to end, that's for sure!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 07, 2014 09:06 AM (o3MSL)

286 I think that Costas fellow has quite the fetching look

Posted by: Marty Feldman at February 07, 2014 09:06 AM (aTXUx)

287 Hopefully it's antibiotic resistant.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 09:08 AM (6bMeY)

288 What kind of pie? Posted by: traye at February 07, 2014 01:03 PM (yrjAy) Cherry. Duh. willow, Bannion shall be in charge of pie procurement. *waves paw imperially* So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 07, 2014 09:08 AM (VtjlW)

289

216 Lizzy

Much the same here with our illegal immigrants getting it all and legal ones having to jump through countless hoops to get here

Times are changing here though - the new Government has stopped illegals coming here with tough measures

Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 09:09 AM (nP3cM)

290 Is it Pecan Pie? Not the cloyingly sweet versions, but a good, homemade one? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, I will call up my niece, she rocks a pecan pie. Also she works for a hospital, it is entirely possible that she has been obamacare liberated from her job of fixing medical machines, so that should give her all the time in the world to make us pecan pie.

Posted by: traye at February 07, 2014 09:09 AM (yrjAy)

291 That as I soaked I worked out about half the story. Posted by: Anna ------------------- I have solved some very knotty technical problems while taking a shower. On the ONT, that would be the stuff of some salty comments. But I say it seriously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 07, 2014 09:09 AM (aDwsi)

292 sugarbitches, giggle

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 07, 2014 12:39 PM (rDidD)


That's alright. I misread your name as yankeefilth.  No lies.

Posted by: Obama Wan Kenobi at February 07, 2014 09:10 AM (Kkt/i)

293 The problem with guaranteeing happiness is that it can be rather contradictory

I'm sure that having Kate Upton in a French maid costume in my home would not be a source of happiness for her

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2014 09:10 AM (aTXUx)

294 So did Scott 'Sochi' Baio give Costas the pink eye?  Or just an anal probe?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2014 09:10 AM (u7qIz)

295 The beer makes up for the Vegemite, mate! Posted by: Hrothgar at February 07, 2014 01:00 PM (o3MSL) No, NO it does not! It must be something Aussies are fed as tiny little babies. It is nasty, nasty stuff.

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 07, 2014 09:10 AM (LKJt3)

296 Queen, Sean will bring the cherry Pie, I will save every delectable piece for you. every single one!

looks at Charlie Brown's pie.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 09:10 AM (nqBYe)

297 Times are changing here though- the new Government has stopped illegals coming here with tough measures

Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 01:09 PM (nP3cM)

It's that evil conservative government.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 07, 2014 09:10 AM (vVOWk)

298 Times are changing here though- the new Government has stopped illegals coming here with tough measures


It seems that everyone else in the world has common sense except for our govt.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2014 09:10 AM (GQ8sn)

299 Times are changing here though- the new Government has stopped illegals coming here with tough measures Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 01:09 PM (nP3cM) Sad that the GOP over here is too wimpy to do anything approaching that.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 07, 2014 09:10 AM (r+7wo)

300 I like pie.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 07, 2014 09:11 AM (8ZskC)

301 I will call up my niece, she rocks a pecan pie. Also she works for a hospital, it is entirely possible that she has been obamacare liberated from her job of fixing medical machines, so that should give her all the time in the world to make us pecan pie. Posted by: traye
<<

Hopefully, Congress (or Obama's pen) will soon regulate pecan pie cooking so that your niece cannot endanger her Liberty by working her pecan pie making ability into a small business and thus employ (and once again enslave) herself.


Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 09:11 AM (OZmbA)

302 I like pie, too.  And fish.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at February 07, 2014 09:11 AM (8ZskC)

303 me too!
so what paul do we rob and leave peter with the bill?

I will issue an executive order and appoint a Pie Czar.

Posted by: Barack Obama, The Acyting President of the United States at February 07, 2014 09:11 AM (JAD5c)

304 looks at Charlie Brown's pie.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 01:10 PM (nqBYe)



*giggle*

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2014 09:11 AM (GQ8sn)

305 300 - Me Too !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 07, 2014 09:12 AM (Y9dJL)

306 213 Ha. Of all the things for an on-air fluff head to contract, Costas gets pink eye. I know it's a common ailment, but it elicits a universal "eeeeewwww" whenever you see someone with it. Plus, cooties. Posted by: Lincolntf at February 07, 2014 12:54 PM (ZshNr) I feel kind of bad for the poor person who has to do his make-up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2014 09:12 AM (Qr7/Z)

307 Brilliant post, LauraW. I am sorry that all the sugarbritchez here let you and Ace down on your last one.

Posted by: L, elle at February 07, 2014 09:12 AM (Cuj/g)

308 The Affordable Pie Act.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 09:12 AM (6bMeY)

309 I got into a half-dozen fights on Faceplant yesterday with idiots trying to say what great news the CBO had bestowed upon us. There's no reasoning with them, but I couldn't help myself.

Posted by: jakeman at February 07, 2014 09:12 AM (vH4YP)

310 Also, is anyone else wondering what other surprises are in the bedding of those Ruskie hotels?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2014 09:12 AM (Qr7/Z)

311 If you like your pie, you can keep your pie.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2014 09:13 AM (GQ8sn)

312 ----
This shit.Aint it.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 07, 2014 12:45 PM (nELVU)


"I know why the staged turd stinks."

Posted by: Maya Angelou at February 07, 2014 09:13 AM (pFqpP)

313 nerdygirl, electronic or multi-legged or both?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 07, 2014 09:13 AM (u7qIz)

314 The time has come for bipartisan leadership in bringing about the passage of comprehensive pie availability reform.

Posted by: John Boehner at February 07, 2014 09:13 AM (8ZskC)

315 There's a nüd and it's barrelriffic.

Posted by: HR at February 07, 2014 09:13 AM (ZKzrr)

316 Hopefully, Congress (or Obama's pen) will soon regulate pecan pie cooking so that your niece cannot endanger her Liberty by working her pecan pie making ability into a small business and thus employ (and once again enslave) herself.
Posted by: Sphynx at February 07, 2014 01:11 PM (OZmbA)

Isn't one of the things they are saying that funemployment will encourage are more entrepreneurs?  I thought to myself, but... isn't that work?  How can I be funemployed and work at the same time?

Posted by: sweet...ish at February 07, 2014 09:13 AM (bj+Nc)

317 If you like your pie, you can keep your pie.

Posted by: EC at February 07, 2014 01:13 PM (GQ8sn)


well sure... unless it's pecan pie.

Posted by: willow at February 07, 2014 09:13 AM (nqBYe)

318 I brought the Cherry Pie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFtD1DMal3o

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2014 09:13 AM (aTXUx)

319 That's my Pi !!!

Posted by: Stan Gable at February 07, 2014 09:14 AM (Y9dJL)

320 Is it just me, or does that fifth Olympic ring look like a bunghole?

Posted by: Bob's big eye at February 07, 2014 09:14 AM (yrjAy)

321

"Obamaconomic Happiness Multiplier Effect" !!!!

 OH! So that's why I hear all these people chanting  "OHME" or phonetically  "OOOMMMMM". Now I understand.

Posted by: rld77 working on lunch engestion at February 07, 2014 09:14 AM (gObCt)

322 ...and then after the IRS audits your pie, I'll deny knowing anything about it.

Posted by: Barack Obama, The Acting President of the United States at February 07, 2014 09:15 AM (JAD5c)

323 If you like your huckleberry, you can keep your huckleberry.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at February 07, 2014 09:15 AM (LLfr9)

324 Your hump is looking absolutely gorgeous today, Laura.

Posted by: Soona at February 07, 2014 09:15 AM (PI5Y8)

325 Why do they say as easy as pie? Pie is difficult. Muffins are easy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 07, 2014 09:16 AM (6bMeY)

326 Serious, you guys!

I've been lifting, bro.

I'll shrug the shit outta these shoulders, you just give the fuckin' word!

Posted by: Atlas at February 07, 2014 09:16 AM (jjaLl)

327

247 Exsipe

 

Driving on the wrong bloody side

 

I hit a bridge in Hawaii trying so hard to keep on the wrong side I went so far right and scraped the hire car on a bridge

 

Yikes I almost had a panic attack! Since then I have politely declined to drive in the US

 

My poor Aussie old bloke almost lost it a few years later in awful driving conditions in Pennsylvania - we had to decamp to a motel to recover from the experience!

 

Vegemite - I have just had some Vegemite on toast at 5am - perfect late night snack for insomniac Olympic watching Aussies! Yum

Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 09:17 AM (nP3cM)

328 funemployment will encourage...more entrepreneurs

They'll be especially bummed when it's a fuckton harder to run your own business than being a corporate drone with a steady paycheck. Don't get me wrong--I love being self employed. But someone who bitches about work being difficult has no idea how much more difficult it is to be a hunter-gatherer businessperson.

I'm sure their answer will be, "I'll just use Kickstarter!" Good. Luck. With. That. Pajamapeople.

Posted by: jakeman at February 07, 2014 09:17 AM (vH4YP)

329
One more country mile
To visit Sugarbritches
She's yodeling love

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2014 09:17 AM (TKFmG)

330

285 Hrothgar

 

That's why my daughter is still here and my SIL is still commuting from the US to here!

 

It's a bloody long work commute

Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 09:21 AM (nP3cM)

331 I'm sure their answer will be, "I'll just use Kickstarter!" Orrrrrr, you can pretend to be a member of the working poor or a slighted lesbian waitress and just con people. I mean, who needs originality?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 07, 2014 09:22 AM (659DL)

332 And I didn't see any black ethnicities (or is it race, who knows?) listed. We're all covered under black or AA. Why do Obama and Democrats hate black people? Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 07, 2014 12:57 PM (r+7wo) With the prevalence of inter-racial marriage and dating, the whole concept of race is becoming meaningless. In my area a large number of children you see are bi-racial, multi-racial. Sooner or later we're going to have to stop categorizing by race. I really think that in the next fifty years our attitudes about race are going to change drastically.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2014 09:24 AM (Qr7/Z)

333

297 Golfman

 

Yes this evil conservative government has stopped the illegals coming in

 

''Horrible isn't it?/

 

Posted by: aussie at February 07, 2014 09:24 AM (nP3cM)

334

With the prevalence of inter-racial marriage and dating, the whole concept of race is becoming meaningless. In my area a large number of children you see are bi-racial, multi-racial. Sooner or later we're going to have to stop categorizing by race. I really think that in the next fifty years our attitudes about race are going to change drastically

 

 

 

<Gulp>

Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 07, 2014 09:28 AM (5iuEW)

335 I plan to leave my job in March or April, mainly because they have decided to not hire for my skillset and I am sick to death of being both driven crazy and overworked using that skillset. I have had a headache nonstop since last Halloween-flaring up to an intractible migraine several days a week. Since pain and migraine meds make me very sick, I have been getting by with aspirin or ibuprofen and muscle relaxers. I keep threatening to hang a sign in my cube that says, "Neither aspirin nor ibuprofen are food groups." I finally declared a migraine disability in self defense and even though my review was stellar, I got the disappointed frownie concerned face from my supervisor along with the admonition to do better about the headaches. OK, alltherightyf@ckthen, I will do better because I will be gone and you can give someone else my dayum headache ration. TG, I am not bitter. TG for a wonderful guy who saw to it that I won't have to eat my daily headache ration any more. BTW, Ocare plays no part in my strategy. NONE.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, Think Mink! at February 07, 2014 09:28 AM (d9yI8)

336 Duh!1 is an idiot.
And a braying jackass.
Feel free to quote me- I'd say it to his lyin' face.
Maroon....

Posted by: backhoe at February 07, 2014 09:47 AM (ULH4o)

337 Tha bad news is that the IPAB just disallowed humpectomies. Too expensive, not enough demand.

So lauraw is just going to have to keep working.


Posted by: West at February 07, 2014 10:43 AM (1Rgee)

338 The government can deliver on happiness. Just like the deliver at the post office, the DMV, and coming soon to your doctor's office, health care.

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