Islam needs a thorough self-examination of itself.

As does the West: are we fighting Islamism or "terror"?

Thanks to DDG for the Atlas Shrugged tip.

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It's a religious head covering!

-- It's a undergarment for breast support!

Religious head covering!

-- Breast support!

Now whoah, wait a minute there kids... "Yarmulkebra" is both a religious head covering and an undergarment for breast support!

Thanks to DDG.

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The Religion of Peace. Catch the fever.

“He (Blair) is a legitimate target. Him and Bush are part of all that we see now,” the report quoted him as saying.

The Times said Deghayes then suggested the reporter be careful about discussing his views for fear of prosecution.

“Don’t talk openly ... Now you can be taken in for glorifying terrorism,” the newspaper quoted the imam as saying.

LGF notes that all this British newspaper had to do was walk into a mosque, turn on a tape recorder, and start asking questions to elicit this response.

And yet no American media outlet has done the same.

Why?

Is it there job to bring information to the public or not?

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Counting on this bonfire of the venalities to become even more embarassing by election day.

Via Instapundit.

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1) Soccer: still gay.

2) Many Muslims are, if you can believe this, very anti-Jew.

3) Ever notice how much time in soccer is spent kicking a ball upfield to no real purpose, and then having a bunch of players half-assedly walk-jog towards it, just so it can be booted back again? And then the walk-jog again. Much of soccer plays out like a game of golf, except without sand-traps and with legs for clubs and with a great big oversized retard-ball. Like I said: Gay. At least in golf they wear cool pants.

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Remember when he said he wasn't talking about cutting and running, or retreating, but "merely" an "over-the-horizon redeployment" of troops that could respond to terrorism swiftly, if needed?

You know what's over the horizon? Okinawa. That's where he suggests we could relocate our "Iraq Rapid Response Forces." Okinawa. Japan.

Nevermind that this is absurd anyway. He says he wants our troops to be able to respond to terrorism-- well, umm, in case he hasn't noticed, there's terrorism going on right now, so, according to his "plan," they'd have to stay anyway, right?

Further, it seems rather improbable to imagine that, having withdrawn our troops amidst great controversy and tumult, we would ever re-insert them into Iraq for virtually any reason.

It's cutting and running, pure and simple. He's trying to make it seem like it's not by suggesting that maybe, if we really had to, we could go back in and fight terrorists, if they should happen to show up suddenly.

We'd just steam over from the Sea of Japan. And then begin offloading men and materiel and tanks and weapons and planes and supplies, and then setting up bases, and then, within the short span of say three to four weeks, we'd be all ready for a limited re-invasion of Iraq.

Sounds good to me! But then, I'm a freaking moron.

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The only thing raped was the reputations of innocent kids.

When even the PC MSM is throwing in the towel, it's time to drop the case.

And then issue an apology.

No Apologies Update: What else can I say? Newsweek is gay.

Football Fans For Truth notes that Newsweek slips into the use of vague subjects and the passive voice in describing "the media's" role in the unfair coverage of the unjustly accused lacrosse players. Without noting their own complicity in the lynching, or their own membership in this vague thing called "the media."

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Can't be certain yet if it's the same guy, but he has the same name.

Enjoy the subtle, evocative poetry of Time's chief witness (?) against our boys:

Occupation is not Liberation

O My Country

O My Country
I Write You Poetry

Because I See Your People Cry
When Thier Children Die

They Fight In The War
And Die More And More

The West With Their Fame
Are The Ones To Blame

And I Will Find The Track
To Save Iraq

Suddenly I appreciate the political and poetical nuances of Def Poetry Jam.

Just a bit of the next one, to show his amazing range:

Palestine

O Palestine
I Write You A Ryhme

Occupied By The Xionist Jews
The Day Will Come When They Will Lose

You Will Be Freed
And I Will Be The One To Lead...

I'd like to quote it all, but I want to leave a litte behind at Sweetness & Light. They deserve the clicks. (And I'm sure they're getting them; they've been pretty amazing on Haditha. But now they've outdone themselves.)

Maybe time for an Abdul-Rahman Al-Mashhadani poetry exibition?

Brain Damage

O My Stupid Retard-Brain
I Write You Awful Poetry Again

I Wear Colorful Sneakers of Mismatched Hue
I'm Baffled By the Mysteries On Scooby-Doo

The Xionist Jew Pigs Stole My Shiny Red Hat
"Baa" Goes The Mouse And "Moo" Goes The Cat

I'm So Fucking Stupid I'm Typing This With My Balls
I Touch Myself To Thoughts Of R&B Legend Lou Rawls

My Beloved Haditha Is Overrun With Infidel Troops
Fish-Bowls Are For Fishies Like Toilet-Bowls Are For Poops

Mecca.

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Soccer is still gay.

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The hardest workin' man in the blogosphere, the Godfather of Computer-Script Automated Open Thread Creation, has topped himself.

Nineteen open threads in a row.

He used to, at least, give each open thread an individualized slugline. A line from a song or a movie, or a joke, or something. Not anymore. Now it's just all "Yeah, yeah, another stupid open thread."

Nineteen.

N-n-n-n-nineteen. Nineteen.

Check out his prolific output from 2:27 AM to 2:30 AM. Like, ten open threads during those three minutes alone. He's like the Steven King of empty blogging.

It's the blogging equivalent of a perfect game. No hits, no walks, no errors. No content.

It's like someone just blogged my entire sexual history. An unimpressive string of brief, clumsy efforts provoking frustration and confusion.

Tipster Marcus says that even some of his "audience," surely used to long strings of open threads by now, are "bewildered" at this latest burst of non-output.

There's nothing to be bewildered about. He just doesn't give a shit.

And I, for one, salute him for that.

With apologies to Jane Hamsher, who's a bear for protecting Atrios' "intellectual property" rights, below is a verbatim transcript of this singular achievement.

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