March 24, 2014

Is This Something?
— Ace

From @ComradeArthur, a very short (128 seconds) horror film made for a short horror film contest.

Is it scary? Well, I got scared 20 seconds in. Then it got worse.

Then I turned it off, because: I don't need this crap.

Also below: The new trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past, which is just like Star Trek Generations, except instead of Jean Luc meting Kirk, he meets himself.

Oh, and it's got Sentinel robots.


And as a bonus, also from @comradearthur: The secret history of WWII revealed. Apparently the Nazis had dragons.

Key historical quote: "They have the Iron Cross tattooed on their wings."

No matter who you are, one of those things must be Something.

Bonus: I think this story went around the web a while back, but it's still going on: Creepy Clown terrorizes Staten Island.

It's really pretty scary. I'm not afraid of clowns, but I'm afraid of this clown.

Posted by: Ace at 03:13 PM | Comments (194)
Post contains 160 words, total size 2 kb.

1 Hey, where are the fat chicks at?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at March 24, 2014 03:15 PM (M5T54)

2 Scary music....::click:: I turned it off.

Posted by: wheatie at March 24, 2014 03:18 PM (De5Op)

3 Oderus Urungus died. That's something.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2014 03:18 PM (mLd1l)

4 If you've ever been Triggered, you'd know it.

Posted by: John Francois Kerry, Worthy Successor to Hillary! Clinton at March 24, 2014 03:19 PM (8ZskC)

5 I...


I don't know what to say.


Someone, somewhere, somehow, thought that... P-51 Dragon Fighter... concept was a good idea.


How.  Why.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 24, 2014 03:20 PM (Y9x3L)

6 I'm gonna go back and pile on the fatties some more. It helps with the grieving.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2014 03:21 PM (mLd1l)

7 I want to sleep tonight, so if that is really a scary video, I cannot watch.  I'm a sensitive type.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 24, 2014 03:22 PM (GrtrJ)

8 P-51's fighting Nazi Dragons. Um, sure o.k.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 24, 2014 03:22 PM (igKtt)

9

New X-Men movie looks good.

Time travel, huh?

Well I guess that's a way to put both sets of actors to work in the same movie.

Posted by: wheatie at March 24, 2014 03:23 PM (De5Op)

10 To click, or not to click....

Posted by: Vixen at March 24, 2014 03:23 PM (w/r78)

11

1 Hey, where are the fat chicks at?

Answer: Behind the at.

Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2014 03:24 PM (btTLZ)

12 Nothing scary ever happens when the music is playing - only when it stops.  That's a rule.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 24, 2014 03:24 PM (6H6o8)

13 nope nope nope

Posted by: Republic of Texas 2: Electric Boogaloo at March 24, 2014 03:24 PM (Gk2GE)

14 To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub...

Posted by: Vixen at March 24, 2014 03:25 PM (w/r78)

15

Haven't watched the latest Wolverine movie...

 

The previews made it look like its full of Wolverine-torturing.

I've seen enough of that already.

Posted by: wheatie at March 24, 2014 03:25 PM (De5Op)

16 Holy shit, my broom fell in the kitchen in the middle of that damn video.  Excuse me, I need to go change...something.

Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2014 03:26 PM (vBhbc)

17 For in that sleep of death what dreams may come... ...Must give us pause... Yeah. Ain't clickin'.

Posted by: Vixen at March 24, 2014 03:26 PM (w/r78)

18 I think the P38 would have been a better dragon fighter.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 24, 2014 03:26 PM (V22Sh)

19 Ace got scared. He needs a soft bosom to hide in.

Posted by: Pug-delicious! at March 24, 2014 03:27 PM (vFh9Q)

20 I made a career of scaring my sister in the dark when I was a kid. it is the most common phobia.

Posted by: oc joe at March 24, 2014 03:27 PM (hqVUe)

21 Pissed off fat lesbian chicks are scary enough-not clicking.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 24, 2014 03:27 PM (40wT5)

22 Good movie, but she's kinda pudgy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 24, 2014 03:27 PM (0HooB)

23 Well, the creepy critter in the first video would have to be immune to lead. As far as the dragons go, I don't think it's possible to make flapping wings go 400 mph. It's a movie, right? So what ever the screen writers write, that's the way it is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 24, 2014 03:28 PM (aDwsi)

24 I think the P38 would have been a better dragon fighter.


I'd go with a bubble-canopy P-51D or later, but specially equipped with wing crossbows.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 24, 2014 03:28 PM (8ZskC)

25 Eh. It wasn't all that scary.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2014 03:28 PM (mx5oN)

26 This is pretty good too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I61l_f-328c

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 24, 2014 03:28 PM (XvrTA)

27 Not doing the scary thing. The XMen movie looks decent. The Nazi dragon thing is just bad.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2014 03:29 PM (GEICT)

28 Looks like ace is staying with the fat girl theme. This time a scared one.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 24, 2014 03:29 PM (0FSuD)

29 test

Posted by: Daybrother at March 24, 2014 03:29 PM (0fsZT)

30 You wussies didn't stay to the end???

Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 03:29 PM (QeH9j)

31

That P-51 Dragon Fighter movie looks like one of those 'cable release' films that show up on OnDemand.

 

Or maybe it will be aired on SyFy channel.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 24, 2014 03:29 PM (De5Op)

32 I though the sentinels were taller?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 24, 2014 03:30 PM (WdbF7)

33 Wing guns replaced with 12 ga. autos, #4 shot. Piece of cake.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 24, 2014 03:30 PM (aDwsi)

34 Watching the jug-eared fuck flush my country down the drain is far scarier than the clip.  Sort of like when I jumped out of an airplane and was disappointed at how unthrilling it was:  because nothing could scare me more than my father drunk driving at 65 miles an hour up a narrow, winding, dirt logging road with no guard rails and a forest of Douglas fir trees waiting to impale me 600 feet below.  I never got used to that.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 24, 2014 03:31 PM (6H6o8)

35

Somebody picked the wrong girl.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/mty738m

Posted by: drowningpuppies at March 24, 2014 03:31 PM (012vu)

36 That London Boy sure let himself go .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 24, 2014 03:31 PM (XWw96)

37 Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 24, 2014 03:31 PM (GrtrJ)

38 >>>Good movie, but she's kinda pudgy.<<<



Those bastards rejected me, but hired her?!?!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 24, 2014 03:31 PM (08jH8)

39 Or maybe it will be aired on SyFy channel.

Posted by: wheatie at March 24, 2014 07:29 PM (De5Op)




Yeah, I'm thinking that's a SyFy natural.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 24, 2014 03:31 PM (V22Sh)

40 I'm afraid of clowns, but they are way down on the list. Just after Women, Babies and Spiders. Mostly they are listed fourth because, let's face it, you can punch a clown. Nobody is going to ask why you did it, either.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2014 03:32 PM (mLd1l)

41 Nazi dragons? What can't the Zombie Nazi's do?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 24, 2014 03:32 PM (0FSuD)

42 DAMMIT ACE.

Posted by: Book at March 24, 2014 03:32 PM (ujDl9)

43 Dragnado! Holy shit, I know it's legal in some place now but lay off the pot would ya. P-51's battling Nazi dragons probably sounded cool as hell at 2:00 a.m. But some movie exec who must have alos been high as a kite, said, Yea! That's it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 24, 2014 03:33 PM (igKtt)

44 Or maybe it will be aired on SyFy channel.


They could have a double feature with Dragon Wars. 

Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2014 03:34 PM (vBhbc)

45 Terrible acting!Terrible effects!Terrible plot!A must see!!

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2014 03:34 PM (zqvg6)

46 Sieg Heil is German for 'There Be Dragons'.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2014 03:34 PM (mLd1l)

47 Are there fat lesbian Sentinel robots?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 24, 2014 03:35 PM (XeVA7)

48 Spooky movie plot flaw: you see some thing in your hallway, and you simply tape the freaking light shut? Come on. I'm going to call someone, anyone and everyone  and make them come over and see what happens when that light turns off.

As for sleeping... Not. Going. To. Happen.

And with the light off?

NO.

Posted by: shibumi at March 24, 2014 03:35 PM (25HWz)

49 Such pretty eyes.

Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 03:35 PM (QeH9j)

50 Somebody picked the wrong girl.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mty738m

Posted by: drowningpuppies at March 24, 2014 07:31 PM (012vu)




ginger...



I have a G-19. Nice gun.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 24, 2014 03:35 PM (V22Sh)

51 So did one of those little nazi dragons land in the fat girl's house?

Posted by: Erowmero at March 24, 2014 03:35 PM (1gcFZ)

52 That clown is pathetic.

Maybe if he were making giant balloon animal spiders...

Posted by: tiny spider that builds scary giant decoys at March 24, 2014 03:35 PM (08jH8)

53 Who's there really is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 24, 2014 03:35 PM (igKtt)

54 That clown needs to get his ass kicked, because he does. Oh and Ace, I do await your review of P-51 Drangnado movie. That way I won't have to watch it, I can just read the whole movie.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 24, 2014 03:37 PM (igKtt)

55 So instead of Kitty going back in time, its Wolverine. Meh. I was underwhelmed by First Class and this doesn't look all that great.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 03:37 PM (zfY+H)

56 Are things like this short film just fake hype? Are they marketed by pros for some reason? The OMG articles on websites, the fake 'Luke's, etc., is it all just manufactured buzz, because it sure seems like we're being sold on things.

Posted by: MSDNC at March 24, 2014 03:37 PM (MMC8r)

57 See, no one's going to say "Nazi dragons, yeah I'll buy that". Nazi Tornado Sharks, OTOH ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 24, 2014 03:38 PM (4BUTy)

58 Also below: The new trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past, which is just like Star Trek Generations, except instead of Jean Luc meting Kirk, he meets himself. Soundtrack by the Moody Blues.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 24, 2014 03:38 PM (0HooB)

59 Now if we could have a movie with flying fat chicks taking on rayciss dragons!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 24, 2014 03:38 PM (igKtt)

60 John Wayne in "Red River" is on TCM. One of his first, 1948. Howard Hawks directs! Good shit http://tinyurl.com/6qllktf

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 24, 2014 03:39 PM (0FSuD)

61 Hopefully Days of Future Past lives up to the source material. Next to the Dark Phoenix saga and God Loves, Man Kills (direct or indirect subjects of the other X-Movies) this is the next most favored storyline (and the swan song of Claremont/Byrne/Austin).

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 24, 2014 03:39 PM (XrGnJ)

62 Sharknado was scarier than that.

Posted by: scofflawx at March 24, 2014 03:39 PM (Mmwdu)

63 Last time, there were little blue monkeys riding the dragons. Is this version more whimsical?

Posted by: Fritz at March 24, 2014 03:39 PM (UzPAd)

64 Is it scary? Well, I got scared 20 seconds in. Then it got worse.

So it's the first Hillary 2016 ad???

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at March 24, 2014 03:40 PM (kFxpe)

65 61 God Loves,Man Kills was the very first Graphic Novel I ever bought.I remember almost nothing about the story though.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2014 03:40 PM (zqvg6)

66 The Brood Saga was pretty great stuff too. X-Men had some great storylines but the Days of Future Past was one of the best. Given what they did to the Phoenix Saga though ... not expecting much.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 03:41 PM (zfY+H)

67

55 So instead of Kitty going back in time, its Wolverine. Meh. I was underwhelmed by First Class and this doesn't look all that great.

 

I liked First Class.

 

Michael Fassbender...raising a submarine out of the ocean?

That was cool. 

Posted by: wheatie at March 24, 2014 03:41 PM (De5Op)

68 So who are they fighting in Days of Simple Future Tense Plural? Aliens?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 24, 2014 03:42 PM (4BUTy)

69 The way they played up the "mutants are like gays, its a gay allegory, get it, they're like gays, people hate their nature they're born that way, did I say gay?" in the previous films I'm expecting the movie to be a plea for all leftist groups to unite to destroy the evil conservative.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 03:42 PM (zfY+H)

70 By the way, if you think this is a punking: It's not a punking. It's all too real *** But isn't this exactly what you would tell us if you were punking us?

Posted by: Seismologist Muldoon at March 24, 2014 03:42 PM (g4TxM)

71 Short "scary" vid?

I laughed. I cried.

From boredom

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 24, 2014 03:42 PM (i+yr+)

72 SPOILER ALERT: last scene is of naked Helen Thomas and Hillary scissoring.

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2014 03:42 PM (tiOTz)

73 why why that first film too scary and I HATE clowns

Posted by: thunderb at March 24, 2014 03:42 PM (zOTsN)

74 Is it scary? Well, I got scared 20 seconds in. Then it got worse.

This is much like the story of the Obama Administration

Posted by: phreshone at March 24, 2014 03:42 PM (kFxpe)

75 They call every comic a " graphic novel" now but at that time it was a new format.Paperback covers,slick pages,adult language and content.The binding tended to separate if you weren't careful though,I preferred regular stapled comics.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2014 03:42 PM (zqvg6)

76 Kitty pryde was a prominent character of the days of futures past in the comic books. In fact the driving force of that story arc. Is she even in the xmen films at all?

Posted by: Kreplach at March 24, 2014 03:43 PM (Ng/f0)

77 So I'm just going to go hide under the bed for a bit.  Don't mind me.


Also someone who is not me needs to do the Session 9 Frailty double feature, preferably on a dark and stormy night, and let me know just how freaked out you are after.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 24, 2014 03:43 PM (Gk3SS)

78 Days of Future Past postulates a time when humans have gotten so good with technology they hunt and destroy mutants, especially with huge humanoid Sentinel robots. Some mutants are even enslaved to act as "hounds" to hunt down fellow mutants. The world is pretty much destroyed due to the war, and most of the X-Men dead. Trivia: its set in 2013, but was published in 1980.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 03:43 PM (zfY+H)

79 I still have a giant sized issue with the X-Men fighting the Brood.An Annual maybe,not sure.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2014 03:45 PM (zqvg6)

80 76 Kitty pryde was a prominent character of the days of futures past in the comic books. In fact the driving force of that story arc. Is she even in the xmen films at all?

Yes, was in X2. Played by Katie Stuart.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 24, 2014 03:45 PM (XrGnJ)

81 Kitty was in the films but she was played by a couple different girls and was always a bit character. She had a little bit larger part in the 3rd movie, but was always a minor character. Rogue took her place in the cast and characterization, essentially: the sweet innocent girl that got along with Wolverine. Colossus was a bit character in the 2nd one, but he wasn't Russian.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 03:45 PM (zfY+H)

82 What was that?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 24, 2014 03:45 PM (IV4od)

83 She must be British or live in New York or Chicago.  No other explanation for why a woman living alone would be unarmed.

Posted by: Frankling at March 24, 2014 03:45 PM (Xv7f/)

84 last scene is of naked Helen Thomas and Hillary scissoring. Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2014 07:42 PM (tiOTz) I think that's the last thing 'it' saw.

Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 03:46 PM (QeH9j)

85 when I was really little, like 5, my brother and cousin would torment us when we went to Grandmas house. They would turn out all the lights on the second floor and make us walk down the hall, all after telling us she kept dead babies in the attic. Predictably, they would jump out at us and flung baby dolls at us from the attic door in the ceiling demented bastards

Posted by: thunderb at March 24, 2014 03:46 PM (zOTsN)

86 Killer clowns from outer space? Member that classic? Almost as good as Attack of the killer tomato's

Posted by: oc joe at March 24, 2014 03:46 PM (hqVUe)

87 Did you guys hear that?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 24, 2014 03:46 PM (IV4od)

88 77 So I'm just going to go hide under the bed for a bit. Don't mind me. Also someone who is not me needs to do the Session 9 Frailty double feature, preferably on a dark and stormy night, and let me know just how freaked out you are after. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 24, 2014 07:43 PM (Gk3SS) Saw them both. Liked Frailty, thought Session 9 was a snoozefest.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 24, 2014 03:46 PM (mx5oN)

89

39 GGE: ..."Yeah, I'm thinking that's a SyFy natural."

 


44 No good deed: ..."They could have a double feature with Dragon Wars."

 

 

Oh yeah, SyFy does those Dragon Movie Marathon days...this one could be the evening feature. 

Posted by: wheatie at March 24, 2014 03:46 PM (De5Op)

90 Kitty would be yet another love interest of a sort for Wolverine.I loved Wolverine when that first Frank Miller mini series came out but than he became the Fonzi of Marvel Comics.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2014 03:46 PM (zqvg6)

91 What is wrong with Hollywood?  I mean, do I have to spoon feed them?  Fighter pilots fighting Nazi dragons.  Honey BADGER fighter pilots!

Posted by: pep at March 24, 2014 03:46 PM (4nR9/)

92 Clowns freak me right the fuck out!  Cannot abide.  Kill first and ask questions later.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 24, 2014 03:46 PM (jucos)

93 90 No,she was with Colossus but Wolverine kind of looked after her in a big brotherly way.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2014 03:47 PM (zqvg6)

94 But isn't this exactly what you would tell us if you were punking us?
Posted by: Seismologist Muldoon at March 24, 2014 07:42 PM (g4TxM)

Sometimes I wonder if Ace hasn't been punking us since about 2007.

It's working though.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at March 24, 2014 03:47 PM (i+yr+)

95 Bah, twin peaks sucks. No NBA. Stupid exploitative stunts like the hula hoop competition, to distract from the lack of NBA. Food and service below BW3 standards (I had to get the A1 sauce myself bc the servers were doing that stupid hula hoop thing). Miss the tilted kilt, I do

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at March 24, 2014 03:47 PM (Ysbcl)

96 Let's see should it be .30-06 or .308?...... I thought Moochilla was in Red China kissing Chinese Ass?

Posted by: IrishEd at March 24, 2014 03:47 PM (bfm04)

97 Yes, was in X2. Played by Katie Stuart. Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 24, 2014 07:45 PM (XrGnJ) Ellen Page.

Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 03:48 PM (QeH9j)

98 So I'm just going to go hide under the bed for a bit. Don't mind me. You may want to reconsider showing any type of weakness, My Queen. Image, and all that. If you need me, I'll be coiling the Royal Extension Cord of Delight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 24, 2014 03:48 PM (0HooB)

99 65 X2 borrowed heavily from God Loves, Man Kills.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 24, 2014 03:48 PM (XrGnJ)

100 is Ace punishing us?

Posted by: thunderb at March 24, 2014 03:49 PM (zOTsN)

101 That horror film clip is the perfect example of why you don't let women operate the lights.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 24, 2014 03:49 PM (jucos)

102 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 24, 2014 07:43 PM (Gk3SS) Both on Prime?

Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 03:49 PM (QeH9j)

103 96 Let's see should it be .30-06 or .308?......



I just got a new 30-06, can't wait to get it to the range.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 24, 2014 03:49 PM (V22Sh)

104 72 SPOILER ALERT:

last scene is of naked Helen Thomas and Hillary scissoring.

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2014 07:42 PM (tiOTz)


Dude...why?

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 24, 2014 03:49 PM (oR0QN)

105 That was X3 Ellen Page played Kitty in. She was Katie in 2. She's mentioned and shown very briefly in 1.
And yeah, in the movies they made the Kitty Pryde character into Rogue, almost exactly. I can only guess because they had the whole "steal my powers and be forced to use the machine" plotline worked out and kitty didn't work for that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 03:50 PM (zfY+H)

106 If you see a dark humanoid shape when you turn out the lights, fire your shotgun at it twice.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 24, 2014 03:50 PM (66Snu)

107 There's nothing about that creepy grinning thing that a wee foot or hand to the throat couldn't handle. IMO of course.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 24, 2014 03:50 PM (oFCZn)

108 last scene is of naked Helen Thomas and Hillary scissoring. Think of the dander.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2014 03:51 PM (mLd1l)

109 Few can match my geek-fu for 80s era X-Men. My life is so pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 03:51 PM (zfY+H)

110 Oh, f#ck! I HATE clowns.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2014 03:51 PM (udjuE)

111
Ellen Page.

Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 07:48 PM (QeH9j)


a definite step up for the prominence of the role.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 24, 2014 03:51 PM (XrGnJ)

112 Few can match my geek-fu for 80s era X-Men. My life is so pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 07:51 PM (zfY+H)




I remember a cartoon. Wasn't there a cartoon?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 24, 2014 03:51 PM (V22Sh)

113 88 77 So I'm just going to go hide under the bed for a bit. Don't mind me. ---- That didn't work out too well for the gal in the video. Just saying. Besides, the fear comes from not knowing what is there. Slowly pulling the covers up to peek out not knowing who, or what, is watching you. Better to keep eyes on.

Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 03:52 PM (QeH9j)

114 I remember a cartoon. Wasn't there a cartoon? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 24, 2014 07:51 PM (V22Sh) Yep.

Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 03:52 PM (QeH9j)

115 So I'm guessing Cable will be in this X-Men and hopefully a Gambit that doesn't suck.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 24, 2014 03:53 PM (WdbF7)

116 They've put out like 4 cartoons, never liked any of them. The theme song for the 90s one was pretty good though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 03:53 PM (zfY+H)

117 Cable is supposed to be yeah, I don't know about Gambit. Never really cared for his character anyway. Cyclops was handled so terribly it was almost a mercy killing when Phoenix melted him in X3. What a lost opportunity.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 03:54 PM (zfY+H)

118 We all float loans down here...

Posted by: Sewer Clownage at March 24, 2014 03:54 PM (wu/TK)

119 I remember a cartoon. Wasn't there a cartoon? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 24, 2014 07:51 PM (V22Sh) Late 80s, early 90s. UhhhÂ…according to a friend.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 24, 2014 03:54 PM (GEICT)

120 109 Few can match my geek-fu for 80s era X-Men. My life is so pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 07:51 PM (zfY+H)


The first comic I bought at a shop was X-Men 113. Probably read that copy a few thousand times.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 24, 2014 03:54 PM (XrGnJ)

121 The last movie I saw with a Wolverine was "Red Dawn".

Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2014 03:54 PM (btTLZ)

122 Yeah the Magneto volcano base, that was a great storyline. I loved the end when everyone is lying in the snow, possibly dying.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 03:55 PM (zfY+H)

123

Not all clowns are scary...but all clowns are creepy.

 

Except for 'rodeo clowns'.

Those guys actually serve a purpose...and save lives.

 

Although the ones who jump in and distract the Bulls away from the Bull Riders aren't referred to as 'clowns' any more.

They're now called...'Bull Wranglers'.

 

Posted by: wheatie at March 24, 2014 03:55 PM (De5Op)

124 Is it scary? Well, I got scared 20 seconds in. Then it got worse. 

Sounds like the first time the little ewok showed up.

Posted by: Rubio's Garbage Cans at March 24, 2014 03:56 PM (kFxpe)

125 I remember the X-Men made a guest appearance on Spiderman and His Amazing Froends( I think ) and Wokverine was given a Aussie accent for sone reason.Funny that an Aussie wound up playing him after all.When I was a kid I pictured Clint Eastwood as Wolverine.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2014 03:56 PM (zqvg6)

126 Great GGE!.....M1 .30-06 most accurate and a blast to shoot. Have fun and puts the black rifles to shame...Ping!

Posted by: IrishEd at March 24, 2014 03:57 PM (bfm04)

127 Both on Prime? Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 07:49 PM (QeH9j)


Ummm, lemme go look.  Sadly no.


Also apparently TNT has a new series this summer staring Sean Bean.  Does it count as a series when your title character permadies ten minutes into the show? 


Obligatory Sean Bean Dies In Every Movie clip:

http://youtu.be/zJODirze5EM


Why is Medieval Land Fun Time World not real?  Why?



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 24, 2014 03:57 PM (Gk3SS)

128 I was totally bored way before 128 seconds. That clown though,....

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2014 03:57 PM (aIgsi)

129

Am I a clown?

Do I amuse you?

Posted by: drowningpuppies at March 24, 2014 03:57 PM (012vu)

130 As I mentioned earlier today if I was a planeteer and got the heart power I'd be pissed. Same goes for the porcupine power in The Last Stand.

Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 03:57 PM (QeH9j)

131 When working with live animals, a good wrangler is worth their weight in gold.

Posted by: Richard Gere at March 24, 2014 03:58 PM (mLd1l)

132 Damn, I missed the fat thread. Those stupid feminists don't get it, it's not about the fat, it's about the ugly that goes with it.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 24, 2014 03:58 PM (A98Xu)

133 The last movie I saw with a Wolverine was "Red Dawn". Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2014 07:54 PM (btTLZ) Remember the ADS on the BACK COVERS of Comic Books, where you could earn FREE SHIT by selling Wolverine Brand SALVE?

Posted by: Spurwing peon at March 24, 2014 03:58 PM (yDmQD)

134 Wolverine as Fonzie is a good way of putting it. He's a great character but they're overusing him to the point of insanity. Batman was like that for a while too. He was in like 5 of his own books, plus at least 2 supergroups at the same time. The dude can't teleport around, he's just a guy with nice toys.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 03:58 PM (zfY+H)

135 This thread needs more cowbell. Or maybe a shinebox.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2014 03:58 PM (Q8vlx)

136 110 Oh, f#ck! I HATE clowns. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2014 07:51 PM (udjuE) Well Lizzy, for a real treat, check out "Bingo the Clown" It really sticks with you.

Posted by: tubal at March 24, 2014 04:00 PM (aIgsi)

137

Ooo....Rick Perry is going to be on Hannity tonight.

 

Might have to watch.

Posted by: wheatie at March 24, 2014 04:00 PM (De5Op)

138 I like clowns.

Posted by: Ed Gein at March 24, 2014 04:00 PM (Aif/5)

139 "Same goes for the porcupine power in The Last Stand."
That was the aspect of the Morlocks in the X-Men, the outcasts and just weirdos living in the sewers of NYC. Guys that got crappy powers or were so hideous they couldn't fit into normal life. That would happen if it was all just some genetic die roll.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 04:00 PM (zfY+H)

140 It was six months before my mom let me go back to said shop.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 24, 2014 04:01 PM (XrGnJ)

141 OK, clown h8ters, it's time for supper. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at March 24, 2014 04:01 PM (0HooB)

142 There are some really bad accents in that Dragon Fighter movie, really bad ones.

Posted by: Registered Voter at March 24, 2014 04:01 PM (MuaD1)

143 Can't stand Hannity. About as bad as OR.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2014 04:02 PM (Q8vlx)

144 Bad Teacher on FX

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 24, 2014 04:02 PM (DmNpO)

145 Watch "Shakes the Clown" for a good clown movie. It even features mime beating.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 04:03 PM (zfY+H)

146 Thanks, Ed.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at March 24, 2014 04:03 PM (mLd1l)

147 Is it scary? Well, I got scared 20 seconds in. Then it got worse.

Sounds like the first time I met one of you tea-baggers

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 24, 2014 04:03 PM (kFxpe)

148 Ellen Page. Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 07:48 PM (QeH9j) She's the bint who just "came out", right? 117 Cable is supposed to be yeah, I don't know about Gambit. Never really cared for his character anyway. Cyclops was handled so terribly it was almost a mercy killing when Phoenix melted him in X3. What a lost opportunity. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 07:54 PM (zfY+H) Ironically, the actor who played Cyclops, James Marsden, wasn't in X3 long so that he could play in an arguably worse movie, Superman Returns.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2014 04:04 PM (WlWt+)

149 138 I like clowns. Posted by: Ed Gein at March 24, 2014 08:00 PM (Aif/5) He didn't hace any clown tendencies, did he? Wrote a paper on him so I hope not or I missed something big.

Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 04:04 PM (QeH9j)

150

Ok.... Here is the formula to figure out the name of your band.

The color of your pants.

The last thing you had to eat.

 

My band name is The Khaki Chicken.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 24, 2014 04:05 PM (jucos)

151 Sean Bean didn't die in Ronin. He didn't die in Nat'l Treasure either, he just went to prison.


That was Sean Bean in both those movies, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 24, 2014 04:05 PM (V22Sh)

152 Posted by: Thrawn at March 24, 2014 08:04 PM (WlWt+) Coming out - yep.

Posted by: RWC at March 24, 2014 04:05 PM (QeH9j)

153 146 Thanks, Ed. Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at March 24, 2014 08:03 PM (mLd1l) Aw fuck.

Posted by: Ed Gein at March 24, 2014 04:05 PM (Aif/5)

154 Apparently, everyone knew Ellen Page was a lesbian except Ellen Page.

Posted by: Pug-delicious! at March 24, 2014 04:06 PM (vFh9Q)

155 Oooh.  X-Men looks good.  Can't be any worse than X3.

They took one of the coolest storylines ever and made a bitch out of it.

Having said that, if this one succeeds, I wouldn't mind seeing Xtinction Agenda.

Parts of EXecutioner's Song have been done, so can't really do that.

Posted by: grognard at March 24, 2014 04:06 PM (S2juK)

156 Blue Shrimp...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 24, 2014 04:06 PM (V22Sh)

157 Sean Bean also survived many battles in the Napoleonic wars as Sharpe.

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2014 04:06 PM (zqvg6)

158 Marsden was a total mismatch for Famke Janssen, too.

Jim Caviezel was originally supposed to be Cyke.  He would have kicked ass.

Posted by: grognard at March 24, 2014 04:07 PM (S2juK)

159 I'll stick with The Moody Blues Days of Future Passed because Nights in White Satin has got to be better than King Lear in a wheelchair.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 24, 2014 04:07 PM (pgQxn)

160 Camo Yogurt

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2014 04:08 PM (mLd1l)

161 That was the aspect of the Morlocks in the X-Men, the outcasts and just weirdos living in the sewers of NYC. Guys that got crappy powers or were so hideous they couldn't fit into normal life. That would happen if it was all just some genetic die roll. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 24, 2014 08:00 PM (zfY+H) Now there would be a fun meme for the Horde to play with: invent bizarre and useless super powers for the mutants. And here's Candy Ass. He farts the scent of peppermint candy to deter vicious criminals from their crimes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2014 04:08 PM (yDmQD)

162 Ugg: Do you have newsletter?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2014 04:08 PM (Q8vlx)

163
Now there would be a fun meme for the Horde to play with: invent bizarre and useless super powers for the mutants.


Oooh ooh let me.

"Community Organizer"

Posted by: grognard at March 24, 2014 04:10 PM (S2juK)

164 Sean Bean also survived many battles in the Napoleonic wars as Sharpe. Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2014 08:06 PM (zqvg6)


Sean Bean as Sharpe


brb

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at March 24, 2014 04:11 PM (Gk3SS)

165 I remember watching the X-Men cartoons almost 2 decades back which first introduced me to the X-Men. Great cartoon series.

The 'Days of Future Past' if I recall correctly in the cartoon had a romantic chemistry between Storm and Wolverine which was pretty cool.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 24, 2014 04:11 PM (AC0lD)

166 I thought chelsea clinton was web howells spawn.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2014 04:11 PM (Q8vlx)

167 That clown's not scary.

I'm Dr. R-r-r-r-ockso. And I do c-c-c-c-cocaine!!! I'm scary.

Posted by: Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown at March 24, 2014 04:11 PM (08jH8)

Posted by: drowningpuppies at March 24, 2014 04:12 PM (012vu)

169 164 Oooh ooh let me. "Community Organizer"

Yeah, his hands turn into staplers and he can staple thousands of flyers to telephone poles in seconds.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 24, 2014 04:12 PM (pgQxn)

170 Dr. Rockso! You saids yous were cleans?

Posted by: Toki at March 24, 2014 04:13 PM (pgQxn)

171 Never forget, Homey the Clown don't mess around.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 24, 2014 04:13 PM (Q8vlx)

172 >>>I remember watching the X-Men cartoons almost 2 decades back which first introduced me to the X-Men. Great cartoon series.<<<



Did I make it into the movie???

Posted by: Bishop at March 24, 2014 04:13 PM (08jH8)

173 >>And here's Candy Ass. He farts the scent of peppermint candy to deter vicious criminals from their crimes. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Thats Governor Christie to you buddy.

Posted by: Aviator at March 24, 2014 04:15 PM (3rrMW)

174 Brown Yogurt? Gah!

Posted by: johnd01 at March 24, 2014 04:15 PM (r0+v0)

175 Did I make it into the movie???

Posted by: Bishop at March 24, 2014 08:13 PM (08jH


Hope so.

Great characters in the cartoon series.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at March 24, 2014 04:15 PM (AC0lD)

176 Long time lurker and I am deeply offended by all your clown hate.

Posted by: Jeffrey the Clown at March 24, 2014 04:16 PM (mLd1l)

177 Watch "Shakes the Clown" for a good clown movie.

Oh, I thought that was a euphemism. 

Posted by: no good deed at March 24, 2014 04:16 PM (vBhbc)

178 150 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 24, 2014 08:05 PM (jucos) ------------------------- Black Cracker!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 24, 2014 04:16 PM (dfYL9)

179 If they never explain the biological loses vs. metal away via kaiju G-cells "science" dragons don't work for me.

Any Grand Budapest reviews anywhere?

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 24, 2014 04:16 PM (DL2i+)

180 Black Cracker!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 24, 2014 08:16 PM (dfYL9)

______________

Oxymoron? 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 24, 2014 04:17 PM (jucos)

181 Fucking lurking clowns.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 24, 2014 04:17 PM (IV4od)

182

What if you're not wearing any pants? And you had hot dogs for dinner?

Naked Weiner.

Posted by: ALH at March 24, 2014 04:18 PM (btTLZ)

183 >>>Dr. Rockso! You saids yous were cleans?

Posted by: Toki at March 24, 2014 08:13 PM (pgQxn)<<<



It's ok, Toki. I'm just pullin' your ch-ch-ch-chain. I'm clean.

*blinks rapidly*

*tiwtches*

Naw, fuck who'm I kidding? I d-d-d-d-o c-c-c-c-c-cocaine.

*pull out baggie and dive in like Tony Montana*

Posted by: Dr. Rockso at March 24, 2014 04:19 PM (08jH8)

184 nothing could scare me more than my father drunk driving at 65 miles an hour up a narrow,

Theoretically the blackouts erase fear...
Theoretically.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 24, 2014 04:25 PM (DL2i+)

185 The Nazis fought a war in the 1940s using dragons from 1000 AD and apparently CGI effects from 1994.

Posted by: Naes1984 at March 24, 2014 04:25 PM (LiHKo)

186 If you go to Ibtimes today; they have a video of a Russian TV presenter stating "Jews brought the Holocaust on themselves. It's listed under russian presenter evelyn zakamskaya jews brought holocaust code number 1441596 part of me is speechless at such profound ignorance. If you read some of the analysis coming out about the ultra-nationalist, race supremacy stuff preached by one of Putin's main advisors. This may be a real movement being expressed.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 24, 2014 04:26 PM (U08fo)

187 Sorry for the serious topic in a fun thread. I could not find a suitable post to relay that story.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at March 24, 2014 04:28 PM (U08fo)

188 This threads ams dildos.

Posted by: Skwisgaar at March 24, 2014 04:39 PM (Dqdyh)

189 Didn't care for "Shakes the Clown", the clown vs Mime bits were amusing as was Florence Henderson 's cameo, otherwise, meh. My understanding of the up-coming X-men flick, no cable, yes bishop.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 24, 2014 04:39 PM (6n332)

190 Yeah.  Uh, Rockso?  What did I tell you about staying away from here?  I guess you wanted another "ride" in the "chair".  Try, uh..  Try not to kill him, boys.  But, don't try too hard.

Posted by: Charles Ofdensen at March 24, 2014 04:51 PM (M5T54)

191 The first film short reminds me of the Weeping Angels storyline from Dr. Who. Highly recommend the episode "Blink" (stars Carey Mulligan) - very scary, very well done.

Posted by: Daisy at March 24, 2014 05:01 PM (ZglKH)

192 Nazi Dragons vs. P-51 Mustangs. A movie best enjoyed while baked on some high-end Hawaiian.

Posted by: eman at March 24, 2014 05:11 PM (AO9UG)

193 I think the scary video would work better if you didn't know what it was. If someone just sent it to you (and it didn't have that beginning about how it was in a contest), and then you watched it, it would surprise you. The surprise element gives it the real scary. But, if you know ahead of time that it has an official award as the scariest thing ever, you go in waiting to be scared. And then you aren't. Not really.

Or maybe I'm just dead inside.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2014 05:15 PM (IN7k+)

194 I need just one thing essplained to me...

How do dragons explode?  Are they filled with propane?  Chew sticks of dynamite like jerky or something?

Or are they shot with 20mm canon grenades?

Posted by: Mr Wolf at March 24, 2014 06:25 PM (Hz0F/)

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