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April 20, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (4-20-2014)
— Maetenloch

"LITTLE HITLERS: There is, as every petty official knows, a great deal of pleasure to be had from the obstruction of others, especially if they appear to be more fortunate, better placed, richer, or more intelligent than oneself. There is a pleasure in naysaying, all the greater if the naysayer is able to disguise from the victim the fact that he is not only doing his duty but gratifying himself. Indeed, there are many jobs, meaningless in themselves, in which the power to say no is the only non-monetary reward."

Quote of the Day II

The program is supposedly only for citizens or legal resident aliens, but in reality no one's checking. It will all run on the honor system, at the insistence of the dishonorable. The taxpayer will be robbed blind and anyone who doesn't like it is a bad Christian, anti-American, and of course racist.

Quote of the Day III

After his prepared remarks, Scalia took questions from eager law students who lined the aisles of the theatre. His remarks there were more candid, pointing to the Washington, D.C. v. Heller opinon - a second-amendment case - as his proudest moment on the court.

When another students asked about the constitutionality of income tax, he assured the student that the government could, in fact, take his money.

"But if reaches certain point, perhaps you should revolt," Scalia advised the young man.

It's Official: Americans Now Believe Obama is a Liar

61% say President Obama lies either "most of the time" or "some of the time," with a plurality of 37% opting for "most of the time."

Media Matters Loves Unions and Big Labor

But not among their staff.

Media Matters for America is apparently resisting an effort by Service Employees International Union Local 500 to unionize its staff.
Last week, the union filed a representation petition with the National Labor Relations Board, indicating that the nonprofit media watchdog organization rejected an effort by the union to organize MMFA's staff through a Card Check election.
...MMFA has regularly presented itself as a supporter of organized labor. It has argued that "economists point to declining union participation as one cause of the growing economic rift in America" and claimed it was a fact that "unions increase productivity [and] do not reduce business competitiveness."

So why the objection, MM?

Meanwhile the NLRB wants to give unions a veto over an employer's decision to relocate.

Italian Facts of the Day

The Italian Tourist Board spends an astounding 98 percent of its budget on salaries, with basically nothing left for its actual job of tourism promotion.
There are trains in the Mezzogiorno that travel at an average speed of 8.7 miles an hour.
Metaponto, in the Basilicata region east of Naples, has a five-track, marble-clad rail station, paid for by $25 million in European Union funds. But the last train out is an 8:21 a.m. express to Rome. If you want to go anywhere else, you have to take a bus.

Powdered Alcohol is Coming to a Liquor Store Near You

A new product that's somehow been approved by US regulators makes booze as discreet as a packet of sugar. It's called Palcohol, and it transforms a shot of vodka or rum into a pocketable pouch of powder. Tear it open, add some water, mix, and you've got hard liquor. Considering the age group that Palcohol is going to appeal to, however, the sweet, pre-mixed powders are probably going to be far more popular. To start off, the company plans to make margarita, mojito, cosmopolitan, and lemon drop flavors.

Dr. Cocktail: How To Drink A Dozen Cocktails Without Getting a Hangover

Beer Price Crisis On the Horizon?

Thank you FDA for solving a non-existent problem and costing everyone money.

Conservatives in the Mist

Eventually, we conservatives grow comfortable enough around them to return to our old patterns. We scratch and fight and do our gorilla things and the chronicler dutifully takes notes. The notes eventually make their way into an article for the New York Times or The New Yorker or Vanity Fair.

"Who knew?" the readers will say over their morning bagels and coffee in Southampton or Fire Island, "I had no idea conservatives were such intelligent creatures. Why they even have the capacity for emotion and even some rudimentary forms of kindness."

Instructional Diagrams for People Who Suck at Everyday Life

Thanks to tmi3rd.

10 Amazing Abandoned & Repurposed Railway Stations

All are fascinating but Detroit's Michigan Central Station may be the most magnificent and saddest of all.

Weekly Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [344 comments] 'Vic' [48.29 posts/day]
2 [318 comments] 'Costanza Defense'
3 [311 comments] 'Anna Puma (+SmuD)'
4 [292 comments] 'Boss Moss'
5 [258 comments] 'Niedermeyer's Dead Horse'
6 [253 comments] 'rickb223'
7 [244 comments] 'Mike Hammer'
8 [241 comments] 'Misanthropic Humanitarian '
9 [231 comments] 'thunderb'
10 [230 comments] 'RWC'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [94 names] 'The Political Hat' [13.19 unique names/day]
2 [53 names] 'Adam'
3 [44 names] 'Brandon In Baton Rouge'
4 [42 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
5 [42 names] 'Obama For-ks America'
6 [36 names] 'Romeo13'
7 [29 names] 'andycanuck'
8 [29 names] 'Prez'nit 404'
9 [29 names] 'Hate Miser'
10 [28 names] '18-1'

The group. Yeah.

Where it's at - the Twitter

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 06:02 PM | Comments (514)
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1 First!

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 06:03 PM (gjOCp)

2 Evening!

Posted by: EC at April 20, 2014 06:03 PM (doBIb)

3 Dagnabit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2014 06:04 PM (cHZB7)

4 Happy Easter, Horde.

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 06:04 PM (gjOCp)

5 I'm off to make myself something to eat. BBL.

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 06:05 PM (gjOCp)

6 Carol, you cannot just hit it and quit it! AoSHQ Styleguide says you must post while you eat.

Posted by: EC at April 20, 2014 06:06 PM (doBIb)

7 Hola, amigoz en loz tuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 06:06 PM (T1005)

8 >61% say President Obama lies either "most of the time" or "some of the time," with a plurality of 37% opting for "most of the time."

But so what? Doesn't seem to matter to most people.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at April 20, 2014 06:07 PM (jpc8l)

9 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2014 06:07 PM (KCxzN)

10 Hey morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 06:08 PM (HVff2)

11 Some dude at my office literally covers the toilet with piss, tank, seat, bowl, etc., every time he goes. I think it is the guy from Actual Africa. I'm the new guy, so I keep my head down, but WTF. I'm about to send an ALL EMPLOYEE E-MAIL about this, just to shame this fucking fire hose to see if this can be stopped.

Aiming My Dick. How does that fucking work?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2014 06:09 PM (FbhLh)

12 IBD calls SCOAMF's foreign policy a mixture of Neville Chamberlain & Monty Python. They are truthful & witty.

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 06:09 PM (gjOCp)

13 Some dude at my office literally covers the toilet with piss, tank, seat, bowl, etc., every time he goes. What? He pisses on the toilet? No urinal?

Posted by: EC at April 20, 2014 06:10 PM (doBIb)

14 In early trading, comments are down but socking numbers are steady.

Posted by: Meremortal at April 20, 2014 06:10 PM (1Y+hH)

15 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2014 06:11 PM (Ua6T/)

16 Evening all. Relieved not to have my nic on either wall of shame this week. Happy Easter.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 06:11 PM (ojnk6)

17 What is up with folks who can't hit the bowl? Are they really that stupid?

Posted by: freaked at April 20, 2014 06:11 PM (JdEZJ)

18 Whew! Missed "The List" again!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 06:11 PM (T1005)

19 A happy Easter to all. 2 of the 3 kids were home. We hit 70 and the snow is just about gone. Woot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 06:12 PM (HVff2)

20 Some dude at my office literally covers the toilet with piss, tank, seat, bowl, etc., every time he goes.
Maybe he hates his job.

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2014 06:12 PM (Ua6T/)

21 "Thank you FDA for solving a non-existent problem and costing everyone money." But of course. Fortunately there's enough of an uproar that may cause the FDA to at least cease that bout of madness, but it shouldn't have come to this over spent grain. Has it ever caused sickness or harm in the history of agriculture?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 20, 2014 06:12 PM (WlWt+)

22 11 Some dude at my office literally covers the toilet with piss, tank, seat, bowl, etc., every time he goes. I think it is the guy from Actual Africa. I'm the new guy, so I keep my head down, but WTF. I'm about to send an ALL EMPLOYEE E-MAIL about this, just to shame this fucking fire hose to see if this can be stopped. Aiming My Dick. How does that fucking work? Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2014 10:09 PM (FbhLh) Just check out the PSA on Crapping in Public from India.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 20, 2014 06:13 PM (b6koZ)

23 Fudge, creeped back to #3.

Any accountants out there, the IRS is looking to hire you. Job closes tomorrow. Many locations.

https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/367224400

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2014 06:13 PM (wIBSj)

24 11 Some dude at my office literally covers the toilet with piss, tank, seat, bowl, etc., every time he goes. I think it is the guy from Actual Africa. I'm the new guy, so I keep my head down, but WTF. I'm about to send an ALL EMPLOYEE E-MAIL about this, just to shame this fucking fire hose to see if this can be stopped.

Aiming My Dick. How does that fucking work?
Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2014 10:09 PM (FbhLh) Hide posts from (FbhLh)

In my culture, the only men who touch dick are homosexuals -- thus, I cannot touch it to aim.

Posted by: That Guy at April 20, 2014 06:13 PM (T1005)

25 Great. Powdered alcohol. Just great.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at April 20, 2014 06:14 PM (/IQip)

26 20 Some dude at my office literally covers the toilet with piss, tank, seat, bowl, etc., every time he goes.

Maybe he hates his job.

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2014 10:12 PM (Ua6T/)

Or has claimed that toilet as his own. Maybe you go find and mark one for yourself.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 20, 2014 06:14 PM (XkotV)

27 I've wondered how people who I know comment much more than I do are not on the list when I am. I'm sure it's because of the use of multiple devices at different locations, hence IP addys, that would cause this.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 06:14 PM (ojnk6)

28 Little Hitlers, or exercisers of petty power as I call them and taught my children to beware of. You're most likely to run into them in a gubmint role, but private orgs like HOAs seem to delight in being dicks too.

There's not much you can do about it, except avoiding unnecessary contacts with them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2014 06:14 PM (cHZB7)

29 21 "Thank you FDA for solving a non-existent problem and costing everyone money."

But of course. Fortunately there's enough of an uproar that may cause the FDA to at least cease that bout of madness, but it shouldn't have come to this over spent grain. Has it ever caused sickness or harm in the history of agriculture? Posted by: Thrawn at April 20, 2014 10:12 PM (WlWt+) Hide posts from (WlWt+)

Not that we can recall.

Posted by: Mesopotamians, 4000+ BC at April 20, 2014 06:15 PM (T1005)

30 26 20 Some dude at my office literally covers the toilet with piss, tank, seat, bowl, etc., every time he goes. Maybe he hates his job. Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2014 10:12 PM (Ua6T/) Or has claimed that toilet as his own. Maybe you go find and mark one for yourself. Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at April 20, 2014 10:14 PM (XkotV) Time for a trail cam.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 06:15 PM (HVff2)

31 Women are pretty awful about that too because they don't want to sit on the toilet seat. Look, either use the stupid seat covers, or wipe up after you pee on the seat, is that so difficult?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 20, 2014 06:16 PM (RZ8pf)

32 Maybe he hates his job? I'll show those fuckers. I'll pee all over the stall. wizzz. wizzz. Wizzzz wizzz ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: freaked at April 20, 2014 06:18 PM (JdEZJ)

33 31 Women are pretty awful about that too because they don't want to sit on the toilet seat. Look, either use the stupid seat covers, or wipe up after you pee on the seat, is that so difficult? Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 20, 2014 10:16 PM (RZ8pf) What? Women can't aim either?!?!

Posted by: EC at April 20, 2014 06:18 PM (doBIb)

34 Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 20, 2014 10:16 PM (RZ8pf)

Stop leaving the seat down and maybe we won't piss on it.

The natural position for a toilet seat is, of course, up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2014 06:19 PM (QFxY5)

35 Cthulhu, I was going to send you an email. My next door neighbors are Italian & grow fresh vegetables, they have best tomatoes. I spoke with one on the phone a few weeks ago & told her about your roasted tomatoes. She had never heard of it & said it sounded delicious. Anna said the only tomatoes that they'll buy that taste good are Kumato tomatoes. They're brown, I made roasted tomatoes with them during the week, they were delicious. Happy Easter!

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 06:19 PM (gjOCp)

36 Petty arbiters with not so trivial power...

I give you the Stanford Prison Experiment. Take a bunch of college students. Run them through a battery of tests to make sure they are on the level. Then randomly select which ones become inmates while others got to dress in khakis and be prison guards. Needless to say things went off the rails rather quickly.

http://tinyurl.com/6rqwaay

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2014 06:19 PM (wIBSj)

37 CBD what are you doing peeing in the women's restroom?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 20, 2014 06:19 PM (RZ8pf)

38 34 Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 20, 2014 10:16 PM (RZ8pf) Stop leaving the seat down and maybe we won't piss on it. The natural position for a toilet seat is, of course, up. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2014 10:19 PM (QFxY5) Spoken like a man who isn't married & doesn't have 3 daughters. Ha-snort

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 06:20 PM (HVff2)

39 Ugh, PGiS, I've seen some disgusting things in the women's room. I opened up a stall at a restaurant once, and it looked like someone slaughtered an animal. Yeah, lost my appetite.

Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2014 06:21 PM (ILBCY)

40 Squat to piss and your ankles will feel amiss

Posted by: 3rd World Problems at April 20, 2014 06:21 PM (wu/TK)

41 39 Ugh, PGiS, I've seen some disgusting things in the women's room. I opened up a stall at a restaurant once, and it looked like someone slaughtered an animal. Yeah, lost my appetite. Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2014 10:21 PM (ILBCY) Gross.

Posted by: EC at April 20, 2014 06:21 PM (doBIb)

42 CBD what are you doing peeing in the women's restroom?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 20, 2014 10:19 PM (RZ8pf)

I reject the heteronormative definitions that hem us all in.

Embrace the gender neutral bathroom!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2014 06:21 PM (QFxY5)

43 CBD is the Phantom Pooper

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2014 06:22 PM (wIBSj)

44 Stop leaving the seat down and maybe we won't piss on it. The natural position for a toilet seat is, of course, up. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2014 10:19 PM (QFxY5) Spoken like a man who isn't married & doesn't have 3 daughters. Ha-snort *** The natural position for a toilet seat is always down. Further, the natural position for a toilet seat cover is also down. It pisses me off if someone flushes in my house without lowering the lid first.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2014 06:22 PM (DmNpO)

45 EC, I can post & eat, but can't make something & post. I don't weigh much & must eat. I have to look to see what I might want to eat, make it & then eat it. When I have tried posting & cooking, fire alarm goes off!

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 06:22 PM (gjOCp)

46 Why do I get the feeling powdered alcohol will have nasty side effects including face and brain eating?

Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2014 06:22 PM (oJUxt)

47 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 10:20 PM (HVff2)

Just because it's a losing battle doesn't mean that it isn't worth fighting!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2014 06:23 PM (QFxY5)

48 How long before people start snorting Palcohol? Something tells me this may not turn out well.

Posted by: freaked at April 20, 2014 06:23 PM (JdEZJ)

49 45 EC, I can post & eat, but can't make something & post. I don't weigh much & must eat. I have to look to see what I might want to eat, make it & then eat it. When I have tried posting & cooking, fire alarm goes off! Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 10:22 PM (gjOCp) That's why I like to keep some protein bars next to the computer.

Posted by: EC at April 20, 2014 06:23 PM (doBIb)

50 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2014 10:22 PM (DmNpO) Oh-oh the ban hammer at NDHs house

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 06:24 PM (HVff2)

51 The natural position for a toilet seat is, of course, up. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2014 10:19 PM (QFxY5) -------------- I come from a former house with a wife, daughter, dogs and cats that are all female. Estrogen dripping off the freaking walls. The toilet seat accomplishes 2 things for them. They csn bitch if you leave it up, and they can bitch when you don't. Win, win.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 06:24 PM (ojnk6)

52 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2014 10:22 PM (wIBSj)

I have no idea if I am being insulted!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2014 06:24 PM (QFxY5)

53 Why do I get the feeling powdered alcohol will have nasty side effects including face and brain eating? If they didn't want me to snort it, they shouldn't have made it in powdered form.

Posted by: That One Guy We All Know at April 20, 2014 06:24 PM (ILBCY)

54 Just read the first quote at Takimag before coming here. Gavin McInnes is great when he's on Red Eye.

Posted by: .87c at April 20, 2014 06:24 PM (qZPXs)

55 Officer, "Can you tell me how many drinks you had tonight?"

Driver wavering next to car, "Uhm ya see offizer it was like uhm I think like uhm three or uh four lines of ..." *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2014 06:25 PM (wIBSj)

56 >> CBD what are you doing peeing in the women's restroom?

He's probably got a claim to Gender #46. That's the one where you have an 'outie'. With 50 to choose from, a couple are bound to work to let you use the women's restroom.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2014 06:25 PM (cHZB7)

57 "Media Matters for America is apparently resisting an effort by Service Employees International Union Local 500 to unionize its staff."

I am consistently and cynically amused by the instances in which unions are aggressively picketing a particular employer who will not accede to their demands, but the union goons are too lazy to show up in person for long shifts in the hot sun carrying signs, so they "outsource" the picketing work to illegal aliens being paid far below the existing wage, much less the wage the union goons want to be paid.

There's a larger metaphor here for the parlous state of the 21st century USA-SSR slowly rotting from within.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2014 06:25 PM (noWW6)

58 The beer-waste story misses the point:
it's not about raising the cost of beer, it's about denying cattle and hog ranchers another source of affordable fodder. This FDA regulation is about raising the price of meat until the peasants cannot afford it.
The FDA is doing the same as the BLM. Forcing up the cost of raising stock.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at April 20, 2014 06:26 PM (BW3Q5)

59 How long before people start snorting Palcohol? Something tells me this may not turn out well.

Posted by: freaked at April 20, 2014 10:23 PM (JdEZJ)

Some will try to smoke it too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2014 06:27 PM (FMbng)

60 12 IBD calls SCOAMF's foreign policy a mixture of Neville Chamberlain & Monty Python. They are truthful & witty. Speaking of Monty Python, there seemed to be a Python hat tip in tonight's Game of Thrones episode.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 06:27 PM (asOW2)

61 Meanwhile, my ultra progressive County Council is asking the Feds to exempt beer brewing dregs from FDA regs. Crying in their beer, as it were.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 06:27 PM (aDwsi)

62 well shoot, I see vic made the top with a paultry amount of comments, What's wrong with you guys! You have something better to do than be chatty cathy's and talkative joe's? haven't you ever gotten ace's message *you need to type something?* disloyal bums ignoring our Head Guy.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:28 PM (nqBYe)

63 Some will try to smoke it too. Posted by: Berserker --------- Shoot it up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 06:28 PM (aDwsi)

64 Baby's First Buzz brand talc and teething powder

Posted by: One World Solutions at April 20, 2014 06:28 PM (wu/TK)

65 Hey willow! New thread!

Posted by: EC at April 20, 2014 06:28 PM (doBIb)

66 also, to be kind, toilet seat up while you pee GUYS, and down after you pee because you LOVE us. right? right?

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:28 PM (nqBYe)

67 tonight's Game of Thrones episode. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 10:27 PM (asOW2) ---------- No spoilers please. I DVRed it, but have not yet watched.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 06:29 PM (ojnk6)

68 EC, i just got here! really a new one?

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:29 PM (nqBYe)

69 Carol: did you have a nice Easter?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 20, 2014 06:29 PM (Q8vlx)

70 Wait! The price of beer is going up?! Damn it! Where will it all end?

Posted by: freaked at April 20, 2014 06:29 PM (JdEZJ)

71 68 EC, i just got here! really a new one? Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 10:29 PM (nqBYe) Yep!

Posted by: EC at April 20, 2014 06:29 PM (doBIb)

72 There is always some whiskey toothpaste.

http://tinyurl.com/k8nzemp

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2014 06:30 PM (wIBSj)

73 "Spoken like a man who isn't married & doesn't have 3 daughters. Ha-snort"

I recall the case of a woman who was married, and she and her husband had been blessed with no fewer than six sons. In a small house with one bathroom.

Rather than her lowering herself to lower the seat from what logic would dictate would be a regularly raised state, she instead insisted that her husband install a urinal.

This actually worked out fairly well.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2014 06:30 PM (noWW6)

74 How long before people start snorting Palcohol? Something tells me this may not turn out well. Posted by: freaked at April 20, 2014 10:23 PM I've never snorted anything, but that was my first thought

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2014 06:30 PM (KCxzN)

75 And what do all of those abandoned train stations have in common. Built by the government. So wonder why Grand Central Station, built by Vanderbilt, with NO tax money is still open? You can guess.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 06:30 PM (0FSuD)

76 Red Sox may have just won the game. Replay in effect.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 20, 2014 06:30 PM (ZshNr)

77 17 What is up with folks who can't hit the bowl? Are they really that stupid?
Posted by: freaked at April 20, 2014 10:11 PM (JdEZJ)
Missed it by that much!

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 20, 2014 06:30 PM (I9I9J)

78 31 Women are pretty awful about that too because they don't want to sit on the toilet seat I used to work in an office across the hall from one of those Latino rights orgs. Shoe scuff marks on the toilet seats, used tp on the floor, "niblets" on the floor. It'll be so nice once tfg fully over runs us with 3rd worlders and there's literally shit in the streets everywhere.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 06:30 PM (asOW2)

79 I win! I win! Congrats/condilences to the top 10s....

Posted by: sven10077 at April 20, 2014 06:31 PM (TE35l)

80 Baby's First Buzz brand talc and teething powder Posted by: One World ---- rofl

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 06:31 PM (aDwsi)

81 you made me look. bastid. kick to the shins and ties your shoelaces.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:31 PM (nqBYe)

82
New York/New Jersey Moron Meet-up

Thursday, May 1st
6pm-9pm
West Village

All Morons and their handlers are welcome.

for additional info, email me at:

nynjmeet at optimum dot net

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2014 06:31 PM (QFxY5)

83 81 you made me look. bastid. kick to the shins and ties your shoelaces. Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 10:31 PM (nqBYe) LOL!!!! I didn't think you would look! I was kidding! Happy Easter willow!

Posted by: EC at April 20, 2014 06:32 PM (doBIb)

84 I should note that we were about 2 cars back from a bicycling accident on Highway 9 in Saratoga today, and ferried the guy home.

We had just done a hike on the "Chainsaw Trail" at Sanborn (it's officially "Unmaintained Service Road" and not actually a trail at all). We helped two people who were unsure if it actually led anywhere -- the park was wildly crowded. When we left, I don't know if there was a single parking space left.

Anyway, we were heading down the hill and got passed by a guy on a red bike. Went down a bit more and found guy down, bike, and other car in middle of road. From later discussion, the rear derailleur caught the chain and locked the rear wheel, taking him from about 35 mph to nearly a stop before he exited bike. As we drove up, the tire blew (having been nearly worn through)

I pulled mostly off the road, rolled down windows, and asked if I needed to hit 911. Guy said, "no -- but could use a ride home", BH said, "done", and in a trice we had the bike in the back of the wagon, the BH in the rear seat, and the guy in the front seat.

He was wondering if he'd broken left wrist -- turns out, he'd done an over-the-handlebars about 10 years ago that broke both simultaneously (which has to suck, hard -- you can't even wipe your ass effectively). I pointed out the the increased bone mass from healing that one may have saved him a break on this go-around.

So we got him and the remains of his bike back to his apt by DeAnza, and that was our Happy Easter Good Samaritan Opportunity of the Day.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 06:32 PM (T1005)

85 *snorts palcohol* You. Can't. Stop. Me!!!! *trips over end table*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 06:33 PM (lq3Ak)

86 It pisses me off if someone flushes in my house without lowering the lid first. Read that the is the most important thing to do to contain germs from landing in your toothbrush

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 06:33 PM (asOW2)

87 Fan being blamed for turning a home run into a double. I'm listening to radio, so I have no idea.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 20, 2014 06:33 PM (ZshNr)

88 Hey EC, not sure if this really works or not as a music video.

http://youtu.be/g10DqPbbUuw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2014 06:33 PM (wIBSj)

89 Slappy Easter, Ladies and Gentlemen! -oh... ...and "Nine".

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 06:34 PM (lq3Ak)

90 grumbles and starts tearing up. and Yeah, kissed and hugs to the men in the pic with easter eggs for shitler! You go guys!

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:34 PM (nqBYe)

91 So I am late to the toilet discussion. Do women not know that men have dicks? That when they take a leak their dicks need shaking and when they shake their dick, piss moves around? Why are they surprised that there is piss on the floor? Are we suppose to squat to piss like fags? Hello??

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 06:34 PM (0FSuD)

President Obama is 1000 times more honest than that blowhard Bush.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at April 20, 2014 06:35 PM (IiDft)

93 "Fan being blamed for turning a home run into a double. I'm listening to radio, so I have no idea." Posted by: Lincolntf It was a double. Fan wanted to grab it for a souvenir.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 06:35 PM (lq3Ak)

94 What's your toothbrush doing next to the toilet?

Posted by: Soothsayer § at April 20, 2014 06:35 PM (LNwmF)

95 Maet, i like that idea of powdered alcohol, low in calories i would assume? also no icky smell on the breath?

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:35 PM (nqBYe)

96 Y'all I fed 25 people this evening.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 20, 2014 06:36 PM (N/cFh)

97 79 I win! I win! Congrats/condilences to the top 10s.... Posted by: sven10077 at April 20, 2014 10:31 PM (TE35l) I was shocked, shocked I say to be there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 06:36 PM (HVff2)

98 My first and only time to ride a bus was on the way to basic training in San Antonio. There were shoe prints on the side of the toilet seat in the bathroom.

Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2014 06:36 PM (ILBCY)

99 92 President Obama is 1000 times more honest than that blowhard Bush. Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at April 20, 2014 10:35 PM (IiDft) 1000 X 0= 0 Your point would be? Zero is still zero?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 06:36 PM (0FSuD)

100 Sooth, fgs pleeeease don't mention that! another reason guys need to not splash and toilet needs lid down when flushing

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:36 PM (nqBYe)

101 "The beer-waste story misses the point: it's not about raising the cost of beer, it's about denying cattle and hog ranchers another source of affordable fodder. This FDA regulation is about raising the price of meat until the peasants cannot afford it."

This.

Meanwhile, over the weekend, in news relevant to the FDA, the Republican response to Obama's weekly radio address was performed by the increasingly sad and decrepit Lamar Alexander. Who invited us to imagine a world in which the IRS, the FDA, and the Labor Department, instead of impeding and harassing and fining us, instead "enable" us.

FUCK. NO.

I don't for one second wish to be "enabled" in any degree by the likes of those agencies. I want them to be destroyed. I can think of no positive function whatsoever which is performed by any of those three which could not be either (a) done without or (b) done more effectively by private means.

Meanwhile, the GOP brain trust (Top. Men.) fret about making sure that turnout is at its peak this fall. If we get more of this lame-ass establishment Beltway Republican bullshit about the federal Leviathan "enabling" us, I'm going to stay home and take a header off the diving board into a wading pool full of Val-U-Rite on Election Day.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2014 06:37 PM (noWW6)

102 "Y'all I fed 25 people this evening." Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth *applause* Good on ya, darlin! I figure it went pretty darn well, lest you list disasters... lol. -Congrats

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 06:37 PM (lq3Ak)

103 Something for the next food thread CBD
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/pizza-cake-pizza-invention-1.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2014 06:38 PM (wIBSj)

104 Attempting to smoke powered alcohol should earn a Darwin Award

Posted by: tmitsss at April 20, 2014 06:38 PM (Pa9vP)

105 Misanthropic - Just 3..., 3 crummy comments, and I would have been lower on the list. But did you make them? Noooooo

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 06:38 PM (aDwsi)

106 Nip Sip real men (snicker) don't necessarily think their pee flying about is a sign of manhood. ok i don't know what you guys think otherthan my boys, which i yell at for leaving seat up.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:38 PM (nqBYe)

107 Slap! I trust all is well?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 20, 2014 06:38 PM (Q8vlx)

108 The world loves our black presindent and we should too

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at April 20, 2014 06:38 PM (IiDft)

109 95 Maet, i like that idea of powdered alcohol, low in calories i would assume? also no icky smell on the breath? Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 10:35 PM (nqBYe) Oh I don't see any bad happening with this shit. I don't get it, dehydrated booze is ok. But breweries can't dump their grains to farmers. F*ckity f*ck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 06:38 PM (HVff2)

110 88 Hey EC, not sure if this really works or not as a music video. http://youtu.be/g10DqPbbUuw Keeping time never looked better.

Posted by: EC at April 20, 2014 06:39 PM (doBIb)

111 >>>That when they take a leak their dicks need shaking and when they shake their dick, piss moves around? Why are they surprised that there is piss on the floor? Are we suppose to squat to piss like fags? --- DependsÂ™.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 20, 2014 06:39 PM (V4CBV)

112 I have no idea what the Fuck his problem is. He just pisses everywhere. And because I am a clean freak, I clean it the hell up every tIme. Because I am not a fucking monkey raised on the veldt. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2014 06:39 PM (foP9m)

113 Gingy, i hope you at least had help with clean up.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:39 PM (nqBYe)

114 PLEASE. Does any fucking body give a shit about the NBA playoffs? Local paper thinks we do. Fuck the NBA.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 06:39 PM (0FSuD)

115 "Slap! I trust all is well?" Posted by: Chavez the Hugo It is, indeed.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 06:39 PM (lq3Ak)

116 Hey, lovies!!! Did you all have a good Easter? Just back from the friends' house, omg, feel like my stomach is about to rupture, lovely time and way too much wonderful food!

Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 06:39 PM (8lmkt)

117 Am I the only one who thinks that Joe West is an incredible fucking asshole as an umpire?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2014 06:40 PM (QFxY5)

118 Gavin McInnes is great when he's on Red Eye. Now that I've seen him on the teevee a couple times, I'm wondering if he's a 'Ron.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 06:40 PM (asOW2)

119 >>>What is up with folks who can't hit the bowl? Are they really that stupid?<<<

When the top of the bowl barely reaches a mid-shin level, splash back is a legitimate design problem.

Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2014 06:40 PM (oJUxt)

120 35 Cthulhu,
I was going to send you an email. My next door neighbors are Italian & grow fresh vegetables, they have best tomatoes. I spoke with one on the phone a few weeks ago & told her about your roasted tomatoes. She had never heard of it & said it sounded delicious. Anna said the only tomatoes that they'll buy that taste good are Kumato tomatoes. They're brown, I made roasted tomatoes with them during the week, they were delicious.

Happy Easter! Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 10:19 PM (gjOCp) Hide posts from (gjOCp)

Glad you're spreading the joy, Carol....Happy Easter to you, as well.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 06:40 PM (T1005)

121 105 Misanthropic - Just 3..., 3 crummy comments, and I would have been lower on the list. But did you make them? Noooooo Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 10:38 PM (aDwsi) Sorry buddy. The way this week looks I doubt if I can help you out :-(

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 06:40 PM (HVff2)

122 Read that the is the most important thing to do to contain germs from landing in your toothbrush *** Ugh. *shiver* BTW, I also keep all of my cosmetics, toothbrush, etc... in a basket that goes into the bathroom when I brush my teeth and comes back out when I'm done. There's nothing in my bathroom except a candle, soap, shampoo/conditioner, towel, and toilet cleaner kit. Cleaners are under the sink.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2014 06:40 PM (DmNpO)

123 "Does any fucking body give a shit about the NBA playoffs?" Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 10:39 PM (0FSuD) Negative, Ghostrider. The pattern is full.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 06:40 PM (lq3Ak)

124 102 "Y'all I fed 25 people this evening." Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth *applause* Good on ya, darlin! I figure it went pretty darn well, lest you list disasters... lol. -Congrats Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 10:37 PM (lq3Ak) --- Exceedingly well. Friends brought dessert, wine, and a couple of sides but I did everything else. I guess the big family training never goes away.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 20, 2014 06:40 PM (N/cFh)

125 Sounds like Mike Napoli just had a tough guy moment.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 20, 2014 06:41 PM (ZshNr)

126 powdered alcohol is stupid . . . half the fun is the wicked beer piss

Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 06:41 PM (8lmkt)

127 DependsÂ™. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 20, 2014 10:39 PM (V4CBV) Ha ha. Not funny. I have a friend who had prostate surgery that got fucked up and he has to wear them. He knows when to go home when they fill up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 06:41 PM (0FSuD)

128 Eureka! I have an idea for a solution...

Lets have Joe Biden head up a committee to study this whole splash back problem.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2014 06:41 PM (wIBSj)

129 Why is everyone so mean on the day that Jebus died? Why ?

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at April 20, 2014 06:41 PM (IiDft)

130 Gingy, i hope you at least had help with clean up. Posted by: willow --------------- If half of the population (~12) were males, you're gonna need help with that bathroom...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 06:41 PM (aDwsi)

131 What is up with folks who can't hit the bowl? Are they really that stupid? *** Might I suggest a toilet target with a photo of Obama on it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2014 06:41 PM (DmNpO)

132 That when they take a leak their dicks need shaking and when they shake their dick, piss moves around?

Why are they surprised that there is piss on the floor?

Are we suppose to squat to piss like fags?

Hello??

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 10:34 PM (0FSuD)

I'm guessing the point is to not hold your dick like you got tourettes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2014 06:41 PM (FMbng)

133 "Attempting to smoke powered alcohol should earn a Darwin Award." Posted by: tmitsss at April 20, 2014 10:38 PM (Pa9vP) Dude. Hold my Packets and Watch This....

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 06:42 PM (lq3Ak)

134 I once was a very late entrant to a buffet, and got to see their closing act. Everything that is open goes into 40 gallon trash cans. It cannot be donated to a homeless shelter, or fed to humans. Hundreds, maybe even thousands of pounds of discarded food each night. The contents are sold to hog farmers, per one of the employees.

Those are some well fed hogs. I probably shouldn't even have mentioned this, as Bob from the NSA will probably rat out the buffets to the FDA.

*waves at Bob*

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2014 06:42 PM (cHZB7)

135 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2014 10:38 PM (wIBSj)

I would eat that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 20, 2014 06:42 PM (QFxY5)

136 I care about he NBA Draft, the playoffs not so much. I do want the Bobcats to get at least one win against Miami.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 20, 2014 06:42 PM (ZshNr)

137 SOX WIN!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 20, 2014 06:42 PM (ZshNr)

138 look Mom i can pee like a man, see it hit the wall and the floor, heck i can reach the back wall . srsly though i used cheerios trick with boys, to teach aim. they might do differently now.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:42 PM (nqBYe)

139 Peaches: great Easter church, brunch, an daughters' birthday. Can't ask for a better day.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 20, 2014 06:42 PM (Q8vlx)

140 94 What's your toothbrush doing next to the toilet? My bathroom is 4' x 7'. The sink is next to the toilet. Where do you suggest I put my toothbrush, the kitchen?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 06:42 PM (asOW2)

141 Hiya, Peaches! ...Red Sox just "Walked-Off" the Orioles after being down by five.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 06:43 PM (lq3Ak)

142 113 Gingy, i hope you at least had help with clean up. Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 10:39 PM (nqBYe) --- I did. Sweet girlfriends. Lovely husband took care of the egg hunt for the kids, and carving the ham and turkey. And working his butt off to pay for everything.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 20, 2014 06:43 PM (N/cFh)

143 "Y'all I fed 25 people this evening."
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth

Did you have enough gravy?

Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 06:43 PM (8lmkt)

144 Might I suggest a toilet target with a photo of Obama on it? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2014 10:41 PM (DmNpO) wins pee chat.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:43 PM (nqBYe)

145 My bathroom is 4' x 7'. The sink is next to the toilet. Where do you suggest I put my toothbrush, the kitchen? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 10:42 PM (asOW2) YES!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 06:43 PM (0FSuD)

146 131 What is up with folks who can't hit the bowl? Are they really that stupid? *** Might I suggest a toilet target with a photo of Obama on it? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2014 10:41 PM (DmNpO) Hope & change, baby

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 06:43 PM (HVff2)

147 Chavez, Did you have nice Easter? Mine was quiet.

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 06:43 PM (gjOCp)

148 136 I care about he NBA Draft, the playoffs not so much. I do want the Bobcats to get at least one win against Miami. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 20, 2014 10:42 PM (ZshNr) Pray tell, WHY?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 06:44 PM (0FSuD)

149 Red Sox just "Walked-Off" the Orioles after being down by five.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 10:43 PM (lq3Ak)

Shweet! Although, it's April. Or, as I like to call it, Dodger month. Haha!

Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

150 118 Gavin McInnes is great when he's on Red Eye.

Now that I've seen him on the teevee a couple times, I'm wondering if he's a 'Ron.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 10:40 PM (asOW2)

One McInnes classics is his video on how to piss in public: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHDyhhOOjuM

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 20, 2014 06:44 PM (XkotV)

151 143 "Y'all I fed 25 people this evening." Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth Did you have enough gravy? Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 10:43 PM (8lmkt) --- I have a quart left over.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 20, 2014 06:44 PM (N/cFh)

152 Gingy, lovely! i have learned to instill in my girls (in the last two years sigh) you eat you help. you can also bring a dish! and you wash the childrens hands with me afterwrds. yeah it took me a while to speak up.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:45 PM (nqBYe)

153 Girl on a Bicycle Open Thread Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/kjcvpe9

Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2014 06:45 PM (aTXUx)

154 There can be strange obstacles that can make what should have been a straight shot of urine ricochet. Like fat-fold aqueducts. Or tiny nicks or dimples near peehole that make a hose into a sprinkler. Please don't ask me how I know, I am desperately trying to forget the incidents.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at April 20, 2014 06:45 PM (LtUE0)

155 Carol: it was nice. Church, brunch with wife and daughter, then a relaxing nap, who could ask for more?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 20, 2014 06:46 PM (Q8vlx)

156 I'm guessing the point is to not hold your dick like you got tourettes. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2014 10:41 PM (FMbng) Or trying to put out a fire. Although it's fun to write your name in the snow, or so I've been told.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 06:47 PM (HVff2)

157 145 My bathroom is 4' x 7'. The sink is next to the toilet. Where do you suggest I put my toothbrush, the kitchen? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 10:42 PM (asOW2) YES! Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 10:43 PM (0FSuD) -------------- My husband does his toothbrushing at the kitchen sink. I don't know why, and I don't care. But I did make him stop shaving in the middle of the kitchen.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at April 20, 2014 06:47 PM (LtUE0)

158 Okay, yes, we are all doomed to the kind of really bad toilets that, had they been made first, they probably wouldn't have caught on and we'd all still be whizzing in the bushes and pooping in ditches. However, if I can sit down to pee, so can the boyz. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 06:47 PM (8lmkt)

159 Which one? The draft because the Celtics have a decent pick this year, anywhere from 1-8, and they really need it. The Bobcats because Al Jefferson has had a career year and breathed life into a moribund franchise. That he did it under the tutelage of Michael Jordan and Patrick Ewing gives me nostalgic twangs. Plus, Kemba Walker is a star in anybody's book.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 20, 2014 06:47 PM (ZshNr)

160 "I should note that we were about 2 cars back from a bicycling accident on Highway 9 in Saratoga today, and ferried the guy home."

Good on the eldritch horror and BH for having stepped up on this.

For those not experienced with the greater SF Bay Area, the foothills and mountains to the west of Silicon Valley are absolutely flipping amazing places to hike, bike, and motorcycle. Beautiful views. Fresh air. Canyons. Trees. Wildlife up to and including mountain lions.

I am basically just down to hiking at this point after so many horrific two-wheeled accidents on those roads (in a few of which I was an active but unwilling participant). Californians can't drive for shit. Don't put your own fragile body anywhere that a Californian might run over it.

Hiking trails, maybe you're okay. But I nearly got killed on a bicycle once at sunset on a paved trail here, where a pair of county sheriff's deputies hauling ass the other way in a big SUV (no lights, nothing) nearly turned me into a hood ornament. They didn't even slow down as I dumped the bike into a ravine full of poison oak to get out of their way. Still don't know what the fuck that was about.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2014 06:47 PM (noWW6)

161 * recalls Tinkle Toy at at George's Middle East Delicatessen in Atlanta * It was a little plastic propeller mounted in the center a plastic mesh screen that laid in the bowl of the urinal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 06:48 PM (aDwsi)

162 Strangely appropriate book for this thread...

http://tinyurl.com/lmfofmb

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 20, 2014 06:48 PM (wIBSj)

163 "Attempting to smoke powered alcohol should earn a Darwin Award." Posted by: tmitsss at April 20, 2014 10:38 PM Dude. Hold my Packets and Watch This.... Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 10:42 PM I hadn't thought of that. I may be buying a crack pipe soon.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2014 06:48 PM (KCxzN)

164 However, if I can sit down to pee, so can the boyz. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 10:47 PM (8lmkt) --------- Never. You want a man, or a Metrosexual? No thank you.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 06:49 PM (ojnk6)

165 MOUNTAIN VIEW (KPIX 5) Â– While open enrollment for coverage under the Affordable Care Act is closed, many of the newly insured are finding they canÂ’t find doctors, landing them into a state described as Â“medical homelessness.Â”

Posted by: Obama For-ks America at April 20, 2014 06:49 PM (e8kgV)

166 My bathroom is 4' x 7'. The sink is next to the toilet. Where do you suggest I put my toothbrush, the kitchen? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy Jeebus lady. My bathroom is big enough to play badminton in, and the toilet is behind a closed door, way far from the sink. Why is California so barbarous?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding Orca at April 20, 2014 06:49 PM (+1T7c)

167 YES! Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 10:43 PM (0FSuD) No. I close the lid. Anyone else who doesn't never gets past the guest powder room.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 06:50 PM (asOW2)

168 Any Morons who are Yankee fans here Ivan Nova has a torn UCL. TJ surgery probable There's been an epidemic of torn UCL's lately

Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2014 06:51 PM (aTXUx)

169 haven't we already done the real man may sit or stand male pee chat?

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:51 PM (nqBYe)

170 96 Y'all I fed 25 people this evening. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 20, 2014 10:36 PM (N/cFh) Hide posts from (N/cFh)

Did this involve loaves and fishes?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 06:51 PM (T1005)

171 However, if I can sit down to pee, so can the boyz. ------------------------ How would you like in inadvertently dip your parts into the water of a public toilet? A friend told me about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 06:51 PM (aDwsi)

172 Another great former train station is Cincinnati's magnificent Union Terminal. According to Wikipedia, it is now used as a museum, but it was abandoned for a while. I'm fortunate to have vague memories of it when it was a working train station. https://tinyurl.com/k2y3voh

Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2014 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

173 Like Stalin with the vote count, I don't care who charts the poll, as long as I get to phrase the questions. Everybody agrees, Obama lies. And lots of folks are OK with that. Wouldn't it be interesting to put a number to that?

There were several distinguished units of field artillery completely staffed by black troops during WWII. One set a record for rapidity of fire, and while running the relay between volleys, used to call out, "Rommel, count your men!"

On my very worst days, I use that as a kind of battle cry. It encourages the troops wonderfully.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 20, 2014 06:51 PM (xq1UY)

174 @150 Good stuff. I got arrested in Vera Cruz Mexico pissing on a wall. No public toilets anywhere. $20 and I was out of the cop car.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 06:51 PM (0FSuD)

175 170 Did this involve loaves and fishes? Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 10:51 PM (T1005) --- No. My divinity remains under question.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 20, 2014 06:52 PM (N/cFh)

176 "I once was a very late entrant to a buffet, and got to see their closing act. Everything that is open goes into 40 gallon trash cans. It cannot be donated to a homeless shelter, or fed to humans. Hundreds, maybe even thousands of pounds of discarded food each night. The contents are sold to hog farmers, per one of the employees."

An episode of _Dirty Jobs_ with Mike Rowe has him shoveling out a huge cascade of rancid ice cream from Las Vegas casino buffets, on a hog farmer's property. The hogs are happy with that.

One can only imagine, absent Smell-O-Vision, what it must be like to produce that series. There was a hilarious piece that Rowe narrated about what was the worst single episode they had filmed, a fish gutting plant, where his producer and the crew members were all bent over projectile vomiting in the parking lot upon arrival, before any of them even so much as set a foot inside the building.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2014 06:52 PM (noWW6)

177 Hey, Recovery Summer V is just around the corner

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 20, 2014 06:52 PM (e8kgV)

178 "There's been an epidemic of torn UCL's lately." Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2014 10:51 PM (aTXUx) It has been horrific. I think I can name seven pitchers off the top-of-my head. There may be more than ten before the first three weeks were over.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 06:53 PM (lq3Ak)

179 LOL I received a couple of tweets from a Moron about the last open thread. He says he has been banned from the Easter festivities. IIUC, he assigned to roles to his nieces and nephews so that they could sing along with Baby Got Back.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2014 06:54 PM (DmNpO)

180 How would you like in inadvertently dip your parts into the water of a public toilet? A friend told me about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 10:51 PM (aDwsi)

Why in the name of all that is holy would a man sit to pee in a public toilet? I don't even sit on public toilets, it's the squat and hover for every woman I've ever known. Plus, you friend must have a really bad case of the dangles . . . . eeewwwww!

Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 06:54 PM (8lmkt)

181 FIRST!!!! Yes, I have been drinking, why do you ask?

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 20, 2014 06:55 PM (gJ81s)

182 164 However, if I can sit down to pee, so can the boyz. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 10:47 PM (8lmkt) If every time you peed your tits hit the water, would you sit down to pee? Get it? Waters cold, our dick are large.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 06:55 PM (0FSuD)

183 It was a little plastic propeller mounted in the center a plastic mesh screen that laid in the bowl of the urinal. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 10:48 PM I always loved the shit-kicker palaces filling the urinals with ice. Melting siht helps one focus. It's like peeing in the snow, without freezing your ass off.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2014 06:55 PM (KCxzN)

184 Evening Morons! Happy and Blessed Easter. So, who have we pissed off today?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2014 06:55 PM (GEICT)

185 One can only imagine, absent Smell-O-Vision, I can't imagine doing those jobs. Strong smells like that send me into paroxysms of vomiting.

Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2014 06:56 PM (ILBCY)

186 181 FIRST!!!! Yes, I have been drinking, why do you ask? Posted by: DC in Towson at April 20, 2014 10:55 PM (gJ81s) Reaction time is still good to go!

Posted by: EC at April 20, 2014 06:56 PM (doBIb)

187 I dont mind sitting down at home. Anywhere else though I prefer to stand. So would you ladies admit it.

Posted by: freaked at April 20, 2014 06:56 PM (JdEZJ)

188 According to Wikipedia, it is now used as a museum, but it was abandoned for a while. I'm fortunate to have vague memories of it when it was a working train station. Posted by: rickl The museum is actually pretty nice. We went there when my kids were little. They saved this grand old building in Cincy from being destroyed.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding Orca at April 20, 2014 06:56 PM (+1T7c)

189 Nip: Word man

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 20, 2014 06:56 PM (Q8vlx)

190 181 FIRST!!!! Yes, I have been drinking, why do you ask? Posted by: DC in Towson at April 20, 2014 10:55 PM (gJ81s) Real or the dehydrated shit?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 06:56 PM (HVff2)

191 So, who have we pissed off today? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2014 10:55 PM (GEICT) The ettes want us to put the seat down, fuck em.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 06:57 PM (0FSuD)

192 Hiking trails, maybe you're okay. But I nearly got killed on a bicycle once at sunset on a paved trail here, where a pair of county sheriff's deputies hauling ass the other way in a big SUV (no lights, nothing) nearly turned me into a hood ornament. They didn't even slow down as I dumped the bike into a ravine full of poison oak to get out of their way. Still don't know what the fuck that was about.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2014 10:47 PM (noWW6) Hide posts from (noWW6)

"Deputy 1-9 on channel Delta-4. Donut sale at Stan's. Over."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 06:58 PM (T1005)

193 Get it? Waters cold, our dick are large.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 10:55 PM (0FSuD)

Are you an amputee? Because no one's dick hits the water from a standing position. That is pure unadulterated horsepucky, right there.

Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 06:58 PM (8lmkt)

194 It has been horrific. I think I can name seven pitchers off the top-of-my head. There may be more than ten before the first three weeks were over. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 10:53 PM (lq3Ak) Recent UCL injuries; Jarrod Parker, Kris Medlen, Brian Beachy, Matt Moore, Bobby Parnell, Ivan Nova, Patrick Corbin Still recovering from last season TJ surgery; Matt Harvey, Jeremy Hefner, Chad Billingsley, Johnny Venters, Joel Hanrahan, Dylan Bundy There are more, that's what I can think of off the top of my head

Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2014 06:58 PM (aTXUx)

195 BCochran, Nip wants to rumble/

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 06:58 PM (nqBYe)

196 Fuck that seat down shit. I can piss outside anywhere I want. Except the Alamo.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 20, 2014 06:58 PM (Q8vlx)

197 >>>Reaction time is still good to go! *drops everything-* Fuck me, Disney is tiring. I'm almost ready to go back to work. Almost.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 20, 2014 06:59 PM (gJ81s)

198 Hey it's easier to sit and I can keep reading.

Posted by: freaked at April 20, 2014 06:59 PM (JdEZJ)

199 "Are you an amputee? Because no one's dick hits the water from a standing position. That is pure unadulterated horsepucky, right there." -Posted by: Peaches It is an old joke, Peaches! "Whoo! Water is COLD!"

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:00 PM (lq3Ak)

200 The ettes want us to put the seat down, fuck em. Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 10:57 PM (0FSuD) Anyone too stupid to look before they sit, whether Ron or Ette (to see if the seats down and/or clean), deserves what they get.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2014 07:00 PM (GEICT)

201 Peaches: Pretty sure he means sitting down.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 20, 2014 07:00 PM (Q8vlx)

202 166 My bathroom is 4' x 7'. The sink is next to the toilet. Where do you suggest I put my toothbrush, the kitchen?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

Jeebus lady. My bathroom is big enough to play badminton in, and the toilet is behind a closed door, way far from the sink.
Why is California so barbarous? Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding Orca at April 20, 2014 10:49 PM (+1T7c) Hide posts from (+1T7c)

I live in a neighborhood where 1500 square-foot homes on 6500 feet of land go can go for more than $800,000. You want a bigger bathroom?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 07:00 PM (T1005)

203 i had noticed when my boys were small they could sit to do both . it was amazing i tell you!

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:00 PM (nqBYe)

204 Are you an amputee? Because no one's dick hits the water from a standing position. That is pure unadulterated horsepucky, right there. Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 10:58 PM (8lmkt) ---------- You just said that if you can sit down to pee so can we. This is what was being responded to, if I'm reading things correctly.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 07:01 PM (ojnk6)

205 One of McInnes' classics is his video on how to piss in public: O.M.G. Definite 'Ron. He needs to stop by the local drunken beach volleyball tourney and learn the "lean up against the net post" and the "lean over behind the beach chair while pretending to grab something from the cooler". Also classic moves.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 07:01 PM (asOW2)

206 Are you an amputee? Because no one's dick hits the water from a standing position. That is pure unadulterated horsepucky, right there. Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 10:58 PM (8lmkt) That's the point sweet heart. IF I sit down my dick will be in the water, BUT it's not when I am standing. Well, not that much. ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 07:01 PM (0FSuD)

207 It is an old joke, Peaches! "Whoo! Water is COLD!" **** that'll teach you to pee off a bridge

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2014 07:01 PM (DmNpO)

208 Fuck me, Disney is tiring. I'm almost ready to go back to work. Almost. Posted by: DC in Towson at April 20, 2014 10:59 PM (gJ81s) That's right!!! How goes it? What have y'all done? It is an old joke, Peaches! "Whoo! Water is COLD!" Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 11:00 PM (lq3Ak) Deep too!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2014 07:01 PM (GEICT)

209 Guys peeing sittin down is like a tailhook.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 20, 2014 07:01 PM (Q8vlx)

210 BCochran forgets the night tinkles and the splash with the,' WTF, you bastard' commentary.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:01 PM (nqBYe)

211 This beer crisis has really got me worried. Should I be stocking up?

Posted by: freaked at April 20, 2014 07:02 PM (JdEZJ)

212 Gimme a couple of packets of that Bourbon...., no...., not that , I want the the 20 year old stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 07:02 PM (aDwsi)

213 "There are more, that's what I can think of off the top of my head." Posted by: kbdabear at April 20, 2014 10:58 PM (aTXUx) You nailed it, amigo. I had 'em written down on my calendar. Double-checked. *nails*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:02 PM (lq3Ak)

214 207 It is an old joke, Peaches! "Whoo! Water is COLD!" **** that'll teach you to pee off a bridge Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 20, 2014 11:01 PM (DmNpO) And the answer is??? Deep too!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 07:02 PM (0FSuD)

215 Because no one's dick hits the water from a standing position.
** ahem **

Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2014 07:03 PM (Ua6T/)

216 my last comment on that subject. .men.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:03 PM (nqBYe)

217 ** ahem ** Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2014 11:03 PM (Ua6T/) Dude, you're not standing. You're drunk and laying on the toilet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2014 07:04 PM (GEICT)

218 "This beer crisis has really got me worried. Should I be stocking up?" -Posted by: freaked Any way you slice it? ...it couldn't hurt!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:04 PM (lq3Ak)

219 What, no Johnny Holmes sock yet? It's like I don't know you people anymore...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 07:04 PM (ojnk6)

220 Willow: So let it be done. Please.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 20, 2014 07:04 PM (Q8vlx)

221 What a day. Wife and I got up early to get the house ready for our lunch with family, went to church, got home and fixed lunch. One by one our family members all called to cancel. So the wife and I ended up eating the Easter feast ourselves and then delivering the meal to the family members that cancelled since they were all ill and one had hurt her back and was in bed. Only one that absolutely blew us off was the Mrs' brother, and he is a dickhead 95% of the time.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 20, 2014 07:04 PM (HxSXm)

222 Well, not that much. ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 11:01 PM (0FSuD)

I stand (or sit) corrected.

Posted by: Peaches at April 20, 2014 07:05 PM (8lmkt)

223 I can't believe we all know the same piss jokes. Well, actually I guess I can. After deep too, the third guy says, yeah that sand will starch your dick too.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 07:05 PM (0FSuD)

224 OK, Tuesday morning is when I start getting up like I'm going to work...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2014 07:06 PM (KCxzN)

225 Californians can't drive for shi Go for a drive south on Vista del Mar from playa del Rey down through to hermosa beach on a Sunday morning with those poor innocent little bicyclists & then get back to me about how evil all us drivers are. Oh, and FYI, there's a bike path that ENTIRE length so that the sad innocents don't have to be menaced by big bad cars. But guess where most ride instead?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 07:06 PM (asOW2)

226 That was kind of you to turn the lunch into meals on wheels.

Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2014 07:07 PM (ILBCY)

227 224 OK, Tuesday morning is when I start getting up like I'm going to work... Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2014 11:06 PM (KCxzN) You got the job? Congrats?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 07:07 PM (HVff2)

228 Y'all are gettin' kinda pissy tonight.

Posted by: tbodie at April 20, 2014 07:07 PM (6B4ha)

229 Pee prostrate to aid the prostate

Posted by: Hole in the Wall Gang at April 20, 2014 07:08 PM (wu/TK)

230 Happy Easter. One last time. http://tinyurl.com/m5pjtge

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 07:08 PM (0FSuD)

231 i would call em. peetotalers

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:08 PM (nqBYe)

232 Just figured out some fuckers broke into my storage shed. Stole a weed eater and a leaf blower. Must have cut the lock off but I couldn't find it anywhere.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 20, 2014 07:08 PM (J9Xir)

233 176 >> There was a hilarious piece that Rowe narrated about what was the worst single episode they had filmed, a fish gutting plant, where his producer and the crew members were all bent over projectile vomiting in the parking lot upon arrival, before any of them even so much as set a foot inside the building.

torque, cool to know that the employee had it right on the food going to the hogs. I once spent a couple of January days at a Minnesota sugar beet processor; the stench is so heavy in the air that it seems like you could cut it with a knife. But you get used to it (sorta). Everything I brought with me picked up the stank too; the airplane ride home was not amusing to my fellow passengers. The wife got one whiff of my clothes when I got home and made me change in the utility room.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2014 07:08 PM (cHZB7)

234 Sitting is not a option. I gots to use a stool.

Posted by: Long Dong Silver at April 20, 2014 07:10 PM (JdEZJ)

235 185 One can only imagine, absent Smell-O-Vision,

I can't imagine doing those jobs. Strong smells like that send me into paroxysms of vomiting. Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2014 10:56 PM (ILBCY) Hide posts from (ILBCY)

Back when I worked for a national accounting firm, they had an audit client in the Central Valley of California that was The Audit From Hell. People would do anything not to be assigned to it -- reputedly including having friends run over their feet with cars.

Sad thing is, they were really nice people doing business in a serious value-added way. The books were usually squeaky-clean, and they were never hostile.

But their line-of-business was rendering animal carcasses for tallow, their month-end was August, and their inventory was a large blacktop parking lot with numbered stalls, many containing piles of roadkill, feedlot culls, veterinary refuse, and slaughterhouse rejects. It was often over 100 degrees out there, and auditors would have to do test-counts.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 07:10 PM (T1005)

236 My dick is so big it has a lobby and elevators.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 20, 2014 07:10 PM (jucos)

237 "Oh, and FYI, there's a bike path that ENTIRE length so that the sad innocents don't have to be menaced by big bad cars. But guess where most ride instead?" -Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy We have he same problem in the "MetroParks". A State-funded path of wooded & scenic areas and paths in Ohio. Jackasses on the roads instead of a Well-Maitained path. I can see it for certain areas in the Fall, because of slippery leaves and long hills, but not everywhere. I perform "fly-by's" All The Time. Close enough to make it uncomfortable. *HORN*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:10 PM (lq3Ak)

238 Sorry to hear that RK.

Posted by: tbodie at April 20, 2014 07:11 PM (6B4ha)

239 165 MOUNTAIN VIEW (KPIX 5) Â– While open enrollment for coverage under the Affordable Care Act is closed, many of the newly insured are finding they canÂ’t find doctors, landing them into a state described as Â“medical homelessness.Â” Posted by: Obama For-ks America at April 20, 2014 10:49 PM (e8kgV) Think HBO will do another Comic Relief for these homeless? Or will they wait until a Republican is in the White House?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 20, 2014 07:11 PM (HxSXm)

240 The Times:
US ready to target Russian presidentÂ’s hidden $40bn stash

Apparently, Putin has some $40 billion in Swiss bank accounts.

Posted by: Obama For-ks Putin at April 20, 2014 07:11 PM (e8kgV)

241 By the time the lawyers get through the warning label on that powdered alcohol is going to be awesome.

Posted by: tmitsss at April 20, 2014 07:11 PM (Pa9vP)

242 This war on men is disturbing. And on Easter, no less.

Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2014 07:11 PM (oJUxt)

243 Grand Central Station is the Subway Station at 42nd St. Grand Central Terminal is the former New York Central terminus. Both are now owned by the Metropolitan Transportation Agency (MTA) GCT - Metro North; GCS - New York City Subway. Both are the current recipients of large amounts of government largesse. Like Neil Diamond, "I'm New York born and raised."

Posted by: Fox2! at April 20, 2014 07:12 PM (cHwSy)

244 I love my people

Posted by: Zakn at April 20, 2014 07:12 PM (zyaZ1)

245 244 I love my people Posted by: Zakn at April 20, 2014 11:12 PM (zyaZ1) "my people"???? RACIST

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2014 07:13 PM (GEICT)

246 Apparently, Putin has some $40 billion in Swiss bank accounts. Posted by: Obama For-ks Putin at April 20, 2014 11:11 PM (e8kgV) -------------- Why in the hell would anyone siphon off more than a Billion? How much shit can ya buy?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 07:14 PM (ojnk6)

247 "I live in a neighborhood where 1500 square-foot homes on 6500 feet of land can go for more than $800,000. You want a bigger bathroom?"

Oh, you had a bathroom. An indoor one.

We would have _loved_ to have had that. It would have been like a palace to us!

Instead, all two hundred twenty of us had to use the same outdoor privy. And swim under ice floes fighting off leopard seals to get to it. And the paper, when there was any, which was only on alternate Tuesdays in the summer, was forty grit.

Sit to pee? Only if you weren't scared of the ice weasels taking a nip of your junk.

Posted by: Four Yorkshiremen at April 20, 2014 07:14 PM (noWW6)

248
   Biggest irritation with toilets are the water saving versions.

   Our new (to us) house had one .

   We have another one, aka single flush style.

    And there's no flow restrictors in the faucets.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 20, 2014 07:14 PM (SAMxH)

249 My people: Totally racist. Resist we much!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 20, 2014 07:14 PM (Q8vlx)

250 Yes, I start on the 28th. I gotta dial in to getting up at 0530.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 20, 2014 07:14 PM (KCxzN)

251 "By the time the lawyers get through the warning label on that powdered alcohol is going to be awesome." Posted by: tmitsss at April 20, 2014 11:11 PM (Pa9vP) HAH! Beef jerky-sized packaging, with a "teenth" in the corner.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:14 PM (lq3Ak)

252 Why in the hell would anyone siphon off more than a Billion? How much shit can ya buy? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 11:14 PM (ojnk6) Evil volcanic island lairs with the latest in techno gadgets and a shitload of weaponry don't come cheap.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2014 07:15 PM (GEICT)

253 Hey EC, not sure if this really works or not as a music video. http://youtu.be/g10DqPbbUuw Hey, Hey! Go Ducks!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2014 07:15 PM (SZM+L)

254 240 The Times: US ready to target Russian presidentÂ’s hidden $40bn stash Apparently, Putin has some $40 billion in Swiss bank accounts. Posted by: Obama For-ks Putin at April 20, 2014 11:11 PM (e8kgV) Guess Eastern Ukraine is going to burn over the next few weeks.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 20, 2014 07:15 PM (WlWt+)

255 Alton mazel tov! I hope you are treated well and get paid better.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:16 PM (nqBYe)

256 "I love my people" -Posted by: Zakn I suppose they're "Well-Spoken", as well. *Harumph!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:16 PM (lq3Ak)

257 @243 GC station WAS totally built with private funds in 1913. After the PA Central went broke, the city and state took it over. Note I said BUILT not currently owned http://tinyurl.com/n28d9oj

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 07:16 PM (0FSuD)

258 Come to Italy. It's fun.

Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:17 PM (Ktume)

259

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 11:10 PM (T1005)

_______________

My friends dad had 3 Vet clinics that he ran, and one time I helped my friend pick up pets at each clinic that have met their ends. We took them all to a place in South St Paul called Van Hoven. What I saw cannot be unseen. In a cavernous warehouse type building was the biggest, rankest pile of death I ever witnessed. The guy that assisted us in unloading was so immune to the smell and everything associated with the place that he seemed like a zombie. Threw these passed pets like he was chucking firewood. It was surreal.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 20, 2014 07:17 PM (jucos)

260 40 bn? well of course they want that, have to pay for the new green scams ready to roll out.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:17 PM (nqBYe)

261 Italy: Gateway to Albania.

Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:17 PM (Ktume)

262 PA Central was the successor of NY Central and is now Conrail.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 07:17 PM (0FSuD)

263 We ran into something strange last night. We went to another church's take on The Passion Play, but it was strange as hell. It pretty much had the "Left Behind" plot interspersed with the Passion Play, kind of flash forwarding back an forth in time. From how the government was portrayed in the "present timeline", I would bet there were not very many Obama voters in the congregation.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 20, 2014 07:18 PM (HxSXm)

264 AMF morons.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 20, 2014 07:18 PM (0FSuD)

265 Soscial Distortion really takes the edge off. Kick Ass!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 20, 2014 07:18 PM (Q8vlx)

266 Italy: First Rome, Now Fiats.

Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:18 PM (Ktume)

267 Meanwhile the NLRB wants to give unions a veto over an employer's decision to relocate. ---- They should sell vacation packages. I would really like to visit their world, if only temporarily.

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 07:18 PM (QeH9j)

268 247 "I live in a neighborhood where 1500 square-foot homes on 6500 feet of
land can go for more than $800,000. You want a bigger bathroom?"

Oh, you had a bathroom. An indoor one.

We would have _loved_ to have had that. It would have been like a palace to us!

Instead, all two hundred twenty of us had to use the same outdoor privy. And swim under ice floes fighting off leopard seals to get to it. And the paper, when there was any, which was only on alternate Tuesdays in the summer, was forty grit.

Sit to pee? Only if you weren't scared of the ice weasels taking a nip of your junk.

Posted by: Four Yorkshiremen at April 20, 2014 11:14 PM (noWW6) Hide posts from (noWW6)

With the leopard seals and ice weasels, I wasn't sure if it was going to be Four Yorkshiremen or Four Yorkshirepenguins.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 07:19 PM (T1005)

269 242 This war on men is disturbing. And on Easter, no less. Not peeing on the seat & closing the lid to flush are acts if war? Wow, some of you must be comfortable with never getting laid again.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 07:19 PM (asOW2)

270 My bathroom is 4' x 7'. The sink is next to the toilet. Where do you suggest I put my toothbrush, the kitchen? Put it next to the bathroom pistol in the towel cupboard.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2014 07:19 PM (SZM+L)

271 " No one's dick reaches the water from a standing position? Wanna bet?"

Posted by: Mandingo at April 20, 2014 07:19 PM (Usdw3)

272 Italy: Similar to Greece, Almost.

Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:19 PM (Ktume)

273 Come to Italy. It's fun. Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 11:17 PM (Ktume) Blew the whole budget on the ONT?!

Posted by: tbodie at April 20, 2014 07:20 PM (6B4ha)

274 259 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 20, 2014 11:17 PM (jucos) Didn't need that TM thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 20, 2014 07:20 PM (HVff2)

275 DependsÂ™. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 20, 2014 10:39 PM (V4CBV) Ha ha. Not funny. I have a friend who had prostate surgery that got fucked up and he has to wear them. He knows when to go home when they fill up. -- It was my dad's joke with his prostate cancer. If it's a literal pissing contest you want to get mock-offended by, he would probably say, "Lighten up, Francis."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 20, 2014 07:21 PM (V4CBV)

276 So the unions want to collpase/manage another company so that govt can continue to bail them out with tax dollars? so the NLRB wants to Digest companies (nationalize) company and the Unions?

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:22 PM (nqBYe)

277 It seems like you're paid to link to that crapbag of a website PJmedia every day... that couldn't be true though huh... It's not like they would have offered you money to buy this site and in negotiations came to the conclusion a secret linking deal would be better. soon all conservative blogs will be PJMEDIA?

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at April 20, 2014 07:22 PM (qoBbE)

278 Italy: We Invented Fascism!

Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:22 PM (Ktume)

279 Wow, some of you must be comfortable with never getting laid again. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 11:19 PM (asOW2) hands Bebe a glass of wine.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:23 PM (nqBYe)

280 Put it next to the bathroom pistol in the towel cupboard. Bwaaahhh there's no room in there for a linen closet either. Cabinet under the sink is it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 07:23 PM (asOW2)

281 277 It seems like you're paid to link to that crapbag of a website PJmedia every day... that couldn't be true though huh... It's not like they would have offered you money to buy this site and in negotiations came to the conclusion a secret linking deal would be better. soon all conservative blogs will be PJMEDIA? Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at April 20, 2014 11:22 PM (qoBbE) Is this all you have to do with your life?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2014 07:23 PM (GEICT)

282 It has been raining most of the day and I've been here all but for a couple of hours. They would have had to have to done it in a very narrow window of time. Fucking weird.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 20, 2014 07:24 PM (J9Xir)

283 How many little Hitlers does it take to make a big Hitler? And how many big Hitlers does it take to make the trains/buses/trains run on time and herd all the resistors into the labor/extermination camps?

Posted by: Angel with a sword at April 20, 2014 07:24 PM (hpgw1)

284 259
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 11:10 PM (T1005)
_______________
My friends dad had 3 Vet clinics that he ran, and one time I helped my friend pick up pets at each clinic that have met their ends. We took them all to a place in South St Paul called Van Hoven. What I saw cannot be unseen. In a cavernous warehouse type building was the biggest, rankest pile of death I ever witnessed. The guy that assisted us in unloading was so immune to the smell and everything associated with the place that he seemed like a zombie. Threw these passed pets like he was chucking firewood. It was surreal. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 20, 2014 11:17 PM (jucos) Hide posts from (jucos)

Yep. Now just put it outside, on asphalt, and turn it up to 100 degrees during the day and 80 at night.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 07:24 PM (T1005)

285 Okay, since we are on the subject of dicks and all that, somebody put my on some f'in knowledge here. My son has a pet mouse, and the store said he was a fancy mouse, and he lives in a cage, but tonight I caught the little rodent climbing the bars of the cage and rubbing his little rodent boy part on the bars, leaving, you guessed it, a smelly mess. Do I really need to put up with a resident rodent fapper? I'm thinking parenting may have taken a turn for the worse here.

Posted by: tcn at April 20, 2014 07:24 PM (fwcEs)

286 Happy Easter everybody! 275 toilet comments, eh! Nice to see we're getting more classy with each passing day!

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 20, 2014 07:25 PM (MKpBT)

287 Go, come, stay. Meh.

Posted by: Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:25 PM (ujux6)

288 hands Bebe a glass of wine. Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 11:23 PM (nqBYe) Slainte!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 07:25 PM (asOW2)

289 soon all conservative blogs will be PJMEDIA? Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at April 20, 2014 11:22 PM (qoBbE) ----------- Issues with posts here care can be easily addressed by using the Hot Air escape option, which is located at the top left of the page.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 07:26 PM (ojnk6)

290 >>>Not peeing on the seat & closing the lid to flush are acts if war? Wow, some of you must be comfortable with never getting laid again.<<<

Actually, I avoid the topic completely by urinating in the azaleas off of the back porch.

Posted by: Fritz at April 20, 2014 07:26 PM (oJUxt)

291 Here's a Toast: To Beautiful Women like My Mother, many 'ettes and Gingy, (who made dinner for Twenty-Five!)... -May those of us whose Holiday was Blessed with your triumph of exertion, effort and success continue to be Blessed by those among us who do it out of Pure Love. Our joyous Holidays are made ever-more joyful by those among us who endeavor to persevere. *Hear! Hear!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:26 PM (lq3Ak)

292 Italy: Bringing Dictators and Gas Stations Together

Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:26 PM (Ktume)

293 A Moron Mouse..... Cool. See if you can get it to drink....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 20, 2014 07:26 PM (jucos)

294
   Is there some kind of problem when refreshing the page tonite?

   Damn thing goes batshit jumping around before settling down--not always at the proper comment.

    Or am I alone with this?

Posted by: irongrampa at April 20, 2014 07:27 PM (SAMxH)

295 We've been at it since we got the contract to stoke the fires of Moloch.

Posted by: Little Hitler Union Local 666 at April 20, 2014 07:27 PM (Pa9vP)

296 Do I really need to put up with a resident rodent fapper?
Just leave an open can of tuna on the back steps. I'll take care of your rodent problem.

Posted by: alley cat at April 20, 2014 07:27 PM (Ua6T/)

297 So on the amazing abandoned railway stations link, there is the "West Oakland 16th Street Station", which I can testify is real, and spectacular.

It's described as being "in the heart of a thriving area".

Well, thriving if by "thriving" you mean drive-by shootings on a regular basis.

I drove around that neighborhood in concentric circles, keeping my head well down and trying to find the nearest operating retail business. The closest thing was a ratty corner liquor store, the kind of place where the cashier is behind bulletproof Lexan with a slide drawer for cards and cash.

As with the abandoned Detroit rail station, grand architectural magnificence that it's possibly worth your life to get near.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2014 07:28 PM (noWW6)

298 293 A Moron Mouse..... Cool. See if you can get it to drink.... Or you could just put some powdered alcohol on his food pellets.

Posted by: no good deed at April 20, 2014 07:28 PM (ILBCY)

299 You think it's no fun being pissed off[/b all the time? Spend an evening with us.

Posted by: Fritz's azaleas at April 20, 2014 07:28 PM (MKpBT)

300

Posted by: Fritz's azaleas at April 20, 2014 07:28 PM (MKpBT)

301 Just leave an open can of tuna on the back steps. I'll take care of your rodent problem. Posted by: alley cat I don't work for free, I'll have you know!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 20, 2014 07:29 PM (ujux6)

302 ok now that Truck told the story of where our pets go . do they have pet cremations, if we are in a city and cannot bury in our backyard a 200 lb. pet when they go?

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:29 PM (nqBYe)

303 Wow, Fritz's azaleas- that was close.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 20, 2014 07:29 PM (MKpBT)

304 Maybe he hates his job? I'll show those fuckers. I'll pee all over the stall. wizzz. wizzz. Wizzzz wizzz ah ha ha ha ha ha!
I do that too but unfortunately I have a home office.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 20, 2014 07:30 PM (hn5v5)

305 281 Is this all you have to do with your life? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 20, 2014 11:23 PM (GEICT) Come on, we pay good money for that nonsense. Are you trying to deprive basement dwellers of their Hot Pockets and Cheetohs?!

Posted by: Soros' Internet Troll Brigade Management at April 20, 2014 07:30 PM (asOW2)

306 Oh so close....

Posted by: the Barrel at April 20, 2014 07:30 PM (6B4ha)

307 Nice save, Seamus.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 07:30 PM (ojnk6)

308 A Whole Country Shaped Like Footwear

Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:30 PM (Ktume)

309 Willow, do you have a pet chubby guy?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 20, 2014 07:30 PM (N/cFh)

310 Evenin' everyone. I see BBD is here, so I'll lay out the bad news. Andrea somebody won the Shelby.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 07:30 PM (0AKks)

311 Posted by: Fritz's azaleas at April 20, 2014 11:28 PM (MKpBT) Kick-Save, And A Beauty!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:30 PM (lq3Ak)

312 They do have pet cremations. I had my first Weimaraner cremated after I put her down. They returned her to me in a very nice Walnut box. I buried her in my back yard.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 20, 2014 07:32 PM (jucos)

313 We once ruled the known world! Now we have McDonalds and Starbucks on every corner.

Posted by: Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:32 PM (ujux6)

314 Gingy i have a mastiff, she is above 200 , tall and husky, she is a baby when in a thunderstorm or getting a bath though.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:33 PM (nqBYe)

315 Italy: Kicking The Shit Out Of Sicily Since Maps Were Invented

Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:33 PM (Ktume)

316 GREENSBORO, Ga. Â— Golf holes the size of pizzas. Soccer balls on the back nine. A mulligan on every hole.

These are some of the measures Â— some would say gimmicks Â— that golf courses across the country have experimented with to stop people from quitting the game.

Many of golfÂ’s leaders are so convinced the sport is in danger of following the baby boomer generation into the grave that an internal rebellion has led to alternative forms of golf with new equipment, new rules and radical changes to courses. The goal is to alter the gameÂ’s reputation in order to recruit lapsed golfers and a younger demographic.

Posted by: Robert Kennedy's ghost at April 20, 2014 07:34 PM (e8kgV)

317 Enough with the hyper active page refresh.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 20, 2014 07:34 PM (SAMxH)

318 Truck, whew, alright, that will be my plan then, unless the world goes to pt and no one will care if she passes that i disOBEY the law.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:34 PM (nqBYe)

319 Time to call it a night. See y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: tbodie at April 20, 2014 07:34 PM (6B4ha)

320 Goodnight, I.G.! God Bless. Stay Well.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:35 PM (lq3Ak)

321 Happy Easter everybody! 275 toilet comments, eh! Nice to see we're getting more classy with each passing day! Posted by: S. Muldoon Muldoon, you magnificent bastard, thanks for saying what I was thinking. There's got to be something better to snark about tonight.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding Orca at April 20, 2014 07:35 PM (+1T7c)

322 G'night, tbodie.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:35 PM (lq3Ak)

323 Frisbee Golf---it's the only way to go!

Posted by: george costanza at April 20, 2014 07:35 PM (hn5v5)

324 Hey, since it's a slow night... For those of you who have put up with me telling about the unsolved disappearance of my father-in-law a few years back, we have no new info on the perpetrator or location of Jack's body. But I did put together an amateur video of the only footage we have of my F-I-L. He was a character, and probably would have loved this site. Does he seem like Moron material? Link in my nick if you have 6:00 to waste frivolously.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 20, 2014 07:35 PM (MKpBT)

325 If you do not want your deceased pet back, the Vet will more than likely send them to a rendering plant like the one I described above.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 20, 2014 07:36 PM (jucos)

326 . soon all conservative blogs will be PJMEDIA?

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at April 20, 2014 11:22 PM (qoBbE)

No you dumbass. Soon all conservative blogs will be Salem Communications. If you're going to be an annoying dipshit, you should at least be an accurate annoying dipshit.

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2014 07:36 PM (LI48c)

327 Liar's gonna lie.

Posted by: Titanium at April 20, 2014 07:36 PM (6iwzV)

328 From the Quote II link: Anyone with a memory longer than a goldfish will remember the uproar that Representative Joe Wilson (R-South Carolina) caused at the 2009 State of the Union Address when he shouted Â“You lie!Â” during the new presidentÂ’s remarks. Fewer people will remember what Obama was lying about. Â“There are also those who claim that our reform effort will insure illegal immigrants,Â” said Obama. Â“This, too, is false Â– the reforms IÂ’m proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.Â” At that point Wilson rudely interrupted President ObamaÂ’s absurd lie, for which he later apologized. The president however, has not yet apologized for deluding us all. He still thinks heÂ’s the wronged party because someone with no respect for decorum sounded the baloney alarm while he had the floor.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 20, 2014 07:36 PM (1UzRc)

329 310 I see BBD is here, so I'll lay out the bad news. Andrea somebody won the Shelby. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 11:30 PM NNOOOOOO!!!!!!!! There must be some way you can make this up to the 'ettes. Hmmmm let me think. Free booze at the Vegas meet? We don't want to bankrupt you though. Hire us a local guide for the hobo hunt?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 07:36 PM (asOW2)

330 Can't keep my eyes open. Night Horde.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 20, 2014 07:36 PM (N/cFh)

331 How many little Hitlers does it take to make a big Hitler? well, you talking about Leviathan now. And the classical answer is, "all of them". Because they self-select for "goes along" versus "goes behind the wire with the others".

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2014 07:37 PM (SZM+L)

332 Might I re-post my Toast? ...or did you "get a load" and take it in with a silent "thumbs-up"?

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:37 PM (lq3Ak)

333 Come see the birthplace overly friendly foreigners. Hands down the best place for your women!

Posted by: Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:37 PM (ujux6)

334 G'Night, Gingy! *applause!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:37 PM (lq3Ak)

335 Mulddon, does this tear you up to see this? outhouse ratio, heh

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:38 PM (nqBYe)

336 I am not a liar. I am a teller of extremely tall tales.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at April 20, 2014 07:38 PM (Dwehj)

337 Senator Dick Blumenthal demonstrates commuter train safety.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5QfAgXKrfo

Posted by: huerfano at April 20, 2014 07:39 PM (bAGA/)

338 A Toast: To Beautiful Women like My Mother, many 'ettes and Gingy, (who made dinner for Twenty-Five!)... -May those of us whose Holiday was Blessed with your triumph of exertion, effort and success continue to be Blessed by those among us who do it out of Pure Love. Our joyous Holidays are made ever-more joyful by those among us who endeavor to persevere. *Hear! Hear!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:39 PM (lq3Ak)

339 Mulddon, does this tear you up to see this? **** Actually no. My wife and I were laughing most of the day. I thought Easter was an appropriate day to "resurrect" this old footage and add the captioning.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 20, 2014 07:40 PM (MKpBT)

340 316 GREENSBORO, Ga. Â— Golf holes the size of pizzas. Soccer balls on the back nine. A mulligan on every hole. These are some of the measures Â— some would say gimmicks Â— that golf courses across the country have experimented with to stop people from quitting the game. Many of golfÂ’s leaders are so convinced the sport is in danger of following the baby boomer generation into the grave that an internal rebellion has led to alternative forms of golf with new equipment, new rules and radical changes to courses. The goal is to alter the gameÂ’s reputation in order to recruit lapsed golfers and a younger demographic. Posted by: Robert Kennedy's ghost at April 20, 2014 11:34 PM (e8kgV) The juiceboxers will probably also demand the beer cart serve Capri Suns and Fruit Roll Ups.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at April 20, 2014 07:40 PM (HxSXm)

341 Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 11:39 PM (lq3Ak) **** I second that.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 20, 2014 07:40 PM (MKpBT)

342 Do people take their pet mice to the vet and get them fixed? This little rodent is freaking me out.

Posted by: tcn at April 20, 2014 07:42 PM (fwcEs)

343 ha, you'll have to talk to my lawyer, bill clinton

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:42 PM (nqBYe)

344 "... the Vegas meet ..." Is one scheduled yet? Is it still sometime around 21-22 or 28-29 June?

Posted by: Arbalest at April 20, 2014 07:42 PM (FlRtG)

345 Italy: Your Best Vacation Value Among Countries That Start With "I"

Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:42 PM (Ktume)

346 316 GREENSBORO, Ga. Â— Golf holes the size of pizzas. Soccer balls on the back nine. A mulligan on every hole.

These are some of the measures Â— some would say gimmicks Â— that golf courses across the country have experimented with to stop people from quitting the game.

Many of golfÂ’s leaders are so convinced the sport is in danger of following the baby boomer generation into the grave that an internal rebellion has led to alternative forms of golf with new equipment, new rules and radical changes to courses. The goal is to alter the gameÂ’s reputation in order to recruit lapsed golfers and a younger demographic.
Posted by: Robert Kennedy's Ghost at April 20, 2014 11:34 PM (e8kgV) Hide posts from (e8kgV)

Yeah, the place right next to our house is advertising http://tinyurl.com/lkttmav

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 07:43 PM (T1005)

347 How many little Hitlers does it take to make a big Hitler? Bunch of little Eichmann's running around here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0oFeXmUIY

Posted by: Ward Churchill at April 20, 2014 07:43 PM (HxSXm)

348 Palcohol mixed with crushed Viagra. I call it a Drippy Dick. What'd a ya think?

Posted by: HAL at April 20, 2014 07:43 PM (AIC5Z)

349 ...and Bless you, Seamus. Your continued perseverance is inspirational in so many ways. *Cheers and Prayers*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:44 PM (lq3Ak)

350 Italy: Your Best Vacation Value Among Countries That Start With "I" *** What are we? Chopped falafel?

Posted by: Iran & Iraq at April 20, 2014 07:44 PM (MKpBT)

351 NNOOOOOO!!!!!!!! There must be some way you can make this up to the 'ettes. Hmmmm let me think. Free booze at the Vegas meet? We don't want to bankrupt you though. Hire us a local guide for the hobo hunt? There's no way I can make it up. I have resigned myself to a life of shame and degradation. Sort of like being in the barrel without the physical contact.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 07:44 PM (0AKks)

352 Muldoon, cheers. I'm actually at a loss of what to say. I guess I hope you find the answer to His disappearance and IF he passed his passing was swift and light.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:44 PM (nqBYe)

353 Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 11:44 PM (lq3Ak) **** Thanks S.W.

Posted by: Iran & Iraq at April 20, 2014 07:46 PM (MKpBT)

354 as possible.

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:46 PM (nqBYe)

355 Crap, I can't sock for beans tonight.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 20, 2014 07:46 PM (MKpBT)

356 Actually the income tax is bogus. The Supreme Court ruled multiple times that monies received for labor were not income.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 07:46 PM (LJ7Ze)

357 Only 600 miles From Disneyland Paris

Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:47 PM (Ktume)

358 "The Supreme Court ruled multiple times that monies received for labor were not income." Fat lot of good that did.

Posted by: navybrat at April 20, 2014 07:48 PM (JgC5a)

359 Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 11:46 PM (nqBYe) *** I have no doubt he is smiling right now, laughing at his joke about the number holes in the outhouse depending on "where you stand". Thanks for the kind thought.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 20, 2014 07:48 PM (MKpBT)

360 8.7 miles per hour. Now that's high speed rail. Do the trains run on time?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 07:48 PM (LJ7Ze)

361 Is one scheduled yet? Is it still sometime around 21-22 or 28-29 June? Posted by: Arbalest at April 20, 2014 11:42 PM (FlRtG) Dunno. That's Y5's department.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 07:48 PM (asOW2)

362 We Took Ethiopia!

Posted by: The Italian Tourism Board at April 20, 2014 07:49 PM (Ktume)

363 No Supreme Court Justice has ever been assassinated.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 07:51 PM (LJ7Ze)

364 No Supreme Court Justice has ever been assassinated. There's a reason for that.

Posted by: Supreme Secret Service at April 20, 2014 07:52 PM (0AKks)

365 There's no way I can make it up. I have resigned myself to a life of shame and degradation. Sort of like being in the barrel without the physical contact. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 11:44 PM(0AKks) How sad. Sigh. I still think you should try though. New pair of manolos for every 'ette in attendance? Way cheaper than keeping our drinks topped off.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 07:53 PM (asOW2)

366 I remember from my Biochem classes that alcohol metabolism started by detoxifying alcohol by breaking it down in the liver, but if overwhelmed by excessive shots would start to store it up by converting it into acetyl aldehydes which is one of the causes of hangovers, and the reason if you pound water down with a monumental hangover you get drunk again because the aldehydes reconvert to alcohol so your liver can get at them again. I suspect Palcohol is actually an aldehyde that transforms to alcohol on mixing with water, which would indicate that it is a pre-mixed hangover in a sachet. bartender, mix me another, I need to kill the pain.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2014 07:53 PM (SZM+L)

367 347 How many little Hitlers does it take to make a big Hitler?

Bunch of little Eichmann's running around here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0oFeXmUIY Posted by: Ward Churchill at April 20, 2014 11:43 PM (HxSXm) Hide posts from (HxSXm)

Little Eichmanns in a party
With their heads all filled with ticky-tacky
Little Eichmanns in a party
And they all sound just the same.

There's a Green one and a Red one
And a Blue one and a Yellow One
And they're all full of ticky-tacky
And they all sound just the same

(In case you don't recognize this, try http://tinyurl.com/ydf7wlo -- and note that the rest of the lyrics continue to apply unchanged, until "And the boys go into business / And marry and raise a family"....which could go into "And the boys go into civics / And fap and have mistresses" or "And the boys live in pajamas / And despise those who do things".....)

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 07:54 PM (T1005)

368 Are the trolls at the HQ simply pussies or does BH3TK get them quick? It should let some through once in a while.

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 07:54 PM (QeH9j)

369 368 Haven't noticed any lately.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 07:55 PM (LJ7Ze)

370 Good eveninfine citizens of Ace of Spadia. Hope everyone had a fab weekend.

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 20, 2014 07:56 PM (Tz35j)

371 "The Supreme Court ruled multiple times that monies received for labor were not income." Does this mean that FLSA and the whole Minimum wage/overtime wage for labor performed is not valid either?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2014 07:56 PM (SZM+L)

372 365 bebe's boobs destroy "New pair of manolos for every 'ette in attendance?" Is there some sort of admission fee?

Posted by: Arbalest at April 20, 2014 07:57 PM (FlRtG)

373

Slapweasel,

thank you for your lovely blessings. I drove 1 1/2 hours one way to deliver and cook the turkey & stuffing & all for my Dad today, and was blessed with the company there, my baby bro and wife and his boys and had a lovely day. I sort of got stubborn and refused to finish the clean up because work tomorrow, but I think they will handle it.

And yes, it was because of LOVE and love alone that I did it.

I hope everyone here had a lovely day on the anniversary of our Lord's resurrection as I did.

Posted by: alamogordo at April 20, 2014 07:57 PM (HUTO5)

374 368 Occasionally this is occurs, but much like a cat that plays with its prey, it gets boring quickly.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 07:57 PM (ojnk6)

375 "Are the trolls at the HQ simply pussies or does BH3TK get them quick? It should let some through once in a while." -Posted by: RWC It depends who is "On Duty".

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 07:57 PM (lq3Ak)

376 369 368 Haven't noticed any lately. Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 11:55 PM (LJ7Ze) There was one upthread that dropped one comment. Unless it was a sock.

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 07:57 PM (QeH9j)

377 long week , think i will shuffle off and think of something while attempting to fall sleep what i left undone. be well

Posted by: willow at April 20, 2014 07:58 PM (nqBYe)

378
Some dude at my office literally covers the toilet with piss, tank, seat, bowl, etc., every time he goes. I think it is the guy from Actual Africa. I'm the new guy, so I keep my head down, but WTF. I'm about to send an ALL EMPLOYEE E-MAIL about this, just to shame this fucking fire hose to see if this can be stopped.

Aiming My Dick. How does that fucking work?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 20, 2014 10:09 PM (FbhLh)

Get some very fine copper wire, say #30. Fine as hair. Get an electric fencer, or some other source of (non-lethal) high voltage. Glue wire to toilet in places where errant piss might reach, but not where a "legitimate sitter's" butt might touch. Energize wire from electric fencer.

Make popcorn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2014 07:59 PM (rHhn6)

379 Wish Believe was getting better ratings, not often do you not only get a faith based show on prime time on a major network but also a good show to boot

Posted by: The Dude at April 20, 2014 08:00 PM (bStrg)

380 One time at work we had a Phantom who wrecked the terlet every time he dropped a deuce.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 08:00 PM (LJ7Ze)

381 Is there some sort of admission fee? No. Blanco was supposed to win a Shelby Mustang and let us play with it. He just broke the bad news that he didnt win.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 08:00 PM (asOW2)

382 There was one upthread that dropped one comment. Unless it was a sock.

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 11:57 PM (QeH9j)

Real troll. Real dumbass. Drops his comment turd and then runs away like a little bitch.

Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2014 08:01 PM (LI48c)

383 I found an old vhs tape in the garage and it had footage from 17 yrs ago when my unit was rigging up and doing an airborne drop. Good times,good times. And boy, zero gray hair

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 20, 2014 08:01 PM (Tz35j)

384 Chavez, When I planned to take a nap I couldn't fall asleep. I finally managed to but later, but I did & am happy because I've been too tired lately.

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 08:02 PM (gjOCp)

385 I was in a stall at work when I heard a voice from two stalls over... 'hey, you might want to pick your feet up.' NOT something you want to hear. Got out before the overflowing flood reached me.

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 08:02 PM (QeH9j)

386 Doesn't Anna have a Shelby Mustang? Perhaps she would lend it out at the Las Vegas raceway ...

Posted by: Arbalest at April 20, 2014 08:02 PM (FlRtG)

387 Evening Carol.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 08:03 PM (ojnk6)

388 I used to know someone who was mental over his Dodge Shelby.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 08:03 PM (LJ7Ze)

389 "NOT something you want to hear. " How about, "hey buddy, got any spare toilet paper?" "No" "Got any singles for a five?"

Posted by: navybrat at April 20, 2014 08:04 PM (JgC5a)

390 ..."And yes, it was because of LOVE and love alone that I did it. I hope everyone here had a lovely day on the anniversary of our Lord's resurrection as I did." -Posted by: alamogordo You deserve the love and respect of those rewarded with your efforts! Men, (and sometimes ladies), offer "Thank You's", but those words cannot convey the respect and honor due to those who work as hard as they do. I hope this heartens you, because you deserve to be hugged by everyone in attendance. As someone who cooks, I take what is given and I do what I do. I don't "look" for accolades, (as you so obviously don't, either) ...so I take this day to give Virtual Hugs to those of you who work so hard at what you love. May God Bless you, because we love you!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 08:04 PM (lq3Ak)

391 You may want to roll up your pant legs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 08:04 PM (LJ7Ze)

392 386 Doesn't Anna have a Shelby Mustang? Perhaps she would lend it out at the Las Vegas raceway ... Posted by: Arbalest at April 21, 2014 12:02 AM (FlRtG) Heh. She's not going to be swayed into questionable activities by stompy booted 'ettes like blanco would.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 08:05 PM (asOW2)

393 Rather than her lowering herself to lower the seat from what logic would dictate would be a regularly raised state, she instead insisted that her husband install a urinal.

This actually worked out fairly well.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2014 10:30 PM (noWW6)

I fail to see why the wimmenz find lowering the seat to be such a chore. Gravity, how ever does it work?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 20, 2014 08:05 PM (rHhn6)

394 I used to know someone who was mental over his Dodge Shelby.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2014 12:03 AM (LJ7Ze)

o.O

Posted by: The Dude at April 20, 2014 08:06 PM (bStrg)

395 BLM only has 200 Guerillas. Most of those miserable fucks deployed in Bundy's pasture were not BLM.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 08:09 PM (LJ7Ze)

396 Frankly, the less communication I hear while on the toilet the better. Why in hell would anyone have to discuss anything while in the act? Seems to me like privacy needs to be respected, particularly in the bathroom. But then, I'm not a man. I guess guys can crap just about anywhere, but ladies tend to take care of business at home, in private.

Posted by: tcn at April 20, 2014 08:10 PM (fwcEs)

397 Bebe, I haven't been on ONT much in past week. How is Gushka's mother?

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 08:10 PM (gjOCp)

398 Most of those miserable fucks deployed in Bundy's pasture were not BLM. Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2014 12:09 AM (LJ7Ze) ------- True. Hired guns are the deniability portion of Gov action these days.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 08:11 PM (ojnk6)

399 395 BLM only has 200 Guerillas. Most of those miserable fucks deployed in Bundy's pasture were not BLM. Posted by: Boss Moss at April 21, 2014 12:09 AM (LJ7Ze) Correct spelling is gorillas. Lot of Park Police in the mix. Like the stack waiting for dynamic entry into a frickin pasture. What a damn joke.

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 08:12 PM (QeH9j)

400 In tonight's episode of Turn on AMC, Anna's lie to Abe that Simcoe had been killed accomplishes what? He is no longer reluctant about spying.

Posted by: Tern at April 20, 2014 08:12 PM (wu/TK)

401 I was in a stall at work when I heard a voice from two stalls over...
'hey, you might want to pick your feet up.'
Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:02 AM (QeH9j)
I remember hearing that once.

Posted by: Larry Craig at April 20, 2014 08:13 PM (I9I9J)

402 Used to be a hanging offence--rustling cattle. Now the government is in the business and I still don't see why the penalty has changed.

Posted by: tcn at April 20, 2014 08:14 PM (fwcEs)

403 Posted by: tcn at April 21, 2014 12:10 AM (fwcEs) WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR?!?

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 08:14 PM (QeH9j)

404 How sad. Sigh. I still think you should try though. New pair of manolos for every 'ette in attendance? Way cheaper than keeping our drinks topped off. I really don't thinking cloning Barry Manilow will help anyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 08:14 PM (0AKks)

405 400 In tonight's episode of Turn on AMC, Anna's lie to Abe that Simcoe had been killed accomplishes what? He is no longer reluctant about spying. Posted by: Tern at April 21, 2014 12:12 AM (wu/TK) DVRing it. So it's worth it?

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 08:15 PM (QeH9j)

406 Perhaps tickets for Bruno Mars would be better than chooz ...

Posted by: Arbalest at April 20, 2014 08:15 PM (FlRtG)

407 Huh?

Posted by: tcn at April 20, 2014 08:16 PM (fwcEs)

408 How is Gushka's mother? Surgery went well, doctor is pleased. Mama Gushie was feeling too good and got over ambitious and felt icky. But making steady progress. Think she has her first follow up with surgeon this week

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 08:16 PM (asOW2)

409 And Bundy isn't over.

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 08:17 PM (QeH9j)

410 WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR?!?
Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:14 AM (QeH9j)
I am a free man!!

Posted by: #6 at April 20, 2014 08:17 PM (I9I9J)

411 Perhaps tickets for Bruno Mars would be better than chooz Gag. Try to make me sit through that. I'll cut you!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 20, 2014 08:19 PM (asOW2)

412 407 Huh? Posted by: tcn at April 21, 2014 12:16 AM (fwcEs) http://tinyurl.com/32hor6

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 08:19 PM (QeH9j)

413 409 Of course not. A high profile win by Bundy is unthinkable in this new Gov climate. Glsd to hear that folks hung out anticipating this. He has some cover, which he will need.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 08:19 PM (ojnk6)

414 I really don't thinking cloning Barry Manilow will help anyone. -Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 21, 2014 12:14 AM (0AKks) Ouch. That was "One-Off" silly. I suppose the question deserves the response, but... ouch. I'd have gone with the "Reparations Card". It is cheap and stifling... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 08:20 PM (lq3Ak)

415 400 405 I watched the first two episodes of Turn and liked it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 08:22 PM (LJ7Ze)

416 I fail to see why the wimmenz find lowering the seat to be such a chore. Gravity, how ever does it work? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2014 12:05 AM (rHhn6) I just ask.... "you do say you are EQUAL, correct?"

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2014 08:22 PM (84gbM)

417 Back at #27: I've wondered how people who I know comment much more than I do are not on the list when I am. I'm sure it's because of the use of multiple devices at different locations, hence IP addys, that would cause this. Â—ManWithNoParty Slipping Maet a Hamilton has been effective for some... so I was told.... by a friend..... of the zombie Senator from Nevada.......... Â§ Good evening, strangers and strangests! Hope you had a happy. Or, failing that, an ok.

Posted by: mindful webworker - up 2 laye at April 20, 2014 08:24 PM (RNijH)

418 Thank you, Bebe! I'm glad she's doing well, but surgery takes a lot out of one. Best doctor I had told me that the longer you are under anesthesia, the longer it takes to just get over the surgery. That's not including medical reason for surgery. Mero told me his best doctor either died or was going to, mine was arrested for being a drunk & drug addict. I had no clue or I would not have let him cut my neck two months before he was arrested. I'm sure he was effed up during surgery but he did a great job!

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 08:25 PM (gjOCp)

419 I just ask.... "you do say you are EQUAL, correct?" Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2014 12:22 AM (84gbM) ------------- I have a post way upthread about this. They get to bitch either way this goes for them. A dream scenario.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 08:25 PM (ojnk6)

420 http://stream-tv.me/watch-turn-online/ Use AdBlock to block the pop unders. Always refuse addons. You might want to leave the generic pop under alone. Click the little xs to kill the popunders.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 08:25 PM (LJ7Ze)

421 "LITTLE HITLERS: There is, as every petty official knows, a great deal of pleasure to be had from the obstruction of others, especially if they appear to be more fortunate, better placed, richer, or more intelligent than oneself. >>> I likely reside somewhere below my real potential. Just a technician not an engineer. But this is the kind of thinking that kills me. You are in the US if you didn't reach for the brass ring what are you bitching about? It is just as likely life will lead one to not take advantage of the of their advantage as it is to keep someone from reaching their potential.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 20, 2014 08:26 PM (75hfB)

422 I have Vikings and Turn to watch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 08:27 PM (LJ7Ze)

423 I have a post way upthread about this. They get to bitch either way this goes for them. A dream scenario. Posted by: ManWithNoParty Woah, that's like the Unified Theory of Wimmen right there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 20, 2014 08:28 PM (ujux6)

424 421 and I'm to drunk to be coherent nite all.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 20, 2014 08:28 PM (75hfB)

425 Woah, that's like the Unified Theory of Wimmen right there. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2014 12:28 AM (ujux6) bitches gonna bitch... nothing you can do to stop it... But a Lady... will not... So... knowing this... I don't keep bitches in my life... And at work? or in Society? I just walk away... Embrace your inner asshole... it can be a LOT of fun!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 20, 2014 08:30 PM (84gbM)

426 "How is Gushka's mother?" "Surgery went well, doctor is pleased. Mama Gushie was feeling too good and got over ambitious and felt icky. But making steady progress. Think she has her first follow up with surgeon this week." -Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy YAY! How can't you love Gushka?!? I wish the entire circle of people around her well. The love around that place is HUGE. The small circle of people has an ENORMOUS amount of love. I take great strength from the people who surround that situation. Hard work, dedication, adherence to principle and LOVE. I yearn for this type of inspiration and I find it here on an almost daily basis.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 08:31 PM (lq3Ak)

427 oah, that's like the Unified Theory of Wimmen right there. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2014 12:28 AM (ujux6) ----------- This theory applies to almost any situation. Just ask them. The answer to any logically based question becomes an emotional moving target.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 08:32 PM (ojnk6)

428 368 Haven't noticed any lately. ----------------- There was one napalmed in record time during the Car Thread yesterday. A Troll. In The Car Thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 20, 2014 08:32 PM (aDwsi)

429 Slapweasel, You spread love here.

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 08:34 PM (gjOCp)

430 Mars. Needs. Wimminz.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 08:34 PM (lq3Ak)

431 I fail to see why the wimmenz find lowering the seat to be such a chore. Gravity, how ever does it work?
And the fact is that we have to look 1/4 the time when we have to poo and we don't bitch about it; we look first. I didn't look once when I was a kid (5 or 6, whatever) and it hurt like hell so I learned always to look first from that experience not to keep going in blind and if the seat was up to complain about it.

Posted by: george costanza at April 20, 2014 08:34 PM (hn5v5)

432 Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 21, 2014 12:32 AM (aDwsi) Was the anniversary Mustang in the car thread? I just saw a pic of the very front and am drooling...and I'm not a car person.

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 08:35 PM (QeH9j)

433 Off, pants-taking-off-in-the-bathroom sock at #431.

Posted by: george costanza at April 20, 2014 08:35 PM (hn5v5)

434 Doh!
Too much Easter chocolate affecting my brain.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 20, 2014 08:35 PM (hn5v5)

435 My point is that the NYCentral built terminus is a TERMINAL, not a station. Tracks run through a station (e.g., NY Penn). Tracks end at a terminal (e.g., GCT). /pedant Yes, both GCT and NYP were built with private money. Both are now sucking at the public nipple.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 20, 2014 08:36 PM (cHwSy)

436 "You spread love here." -Posted by: Carol You inspire me. You do the hard part. The actual work. I just type words.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 08:36 PM (lq3Ak)

437 418 Thank you, Bebe! I'm glad she's doing well, but surgery takes a lot out of one.

Best doctor I had told me that the longer you are under anesthesia, the longer it takes to just get over the surgery. That's not including medical reason for surgery.
Mero told me his best doctor either died or was going to, mine was arrested for being a drunk & drug addict. I had no clue or I would not have let him cut my neck two months before he was arrested. I'm sure he was effed up during surgery but he did a great job! Posted by: Carol at April 21, 2014 12:25 AM (gjOCp) Hide posts from (gjOCp)

Time was, it didn't matter if you were drunk, an addict, or had syphilis if you could compose great music......now, the PC crowd does anything it can to avoid discussing results.

Seriously, there are lots of stone-cold incompetents who work sober as a Methodist and kill people day-after-day, where drunks and drug-addicts can do elegant, effective work day-after-day....and are being weeded out by drug-tests, leaving the sober in charge.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 08:36 PM (T1005)

438 "oah, that's like the Unified Theory of Wimmen right there."

Unpossible.

I strove for years to develop such a theory. The Nobel committee surely would call.

Many convoluted back of bar napkin scribblings eventuated.

I gave up after a platinum-haired grand dame said to me, "Young man, _women_ don't know what women want. What are your odds of figuring it out?"

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2014 08:39 PM (noWW6)

439 437 They have hair testing that can go back 30 days per half inch. Secure in your possessions and papers but not hair? The rule of law is over. Replaced by the rule of black robed ring wraiths.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 20, 2014 08:41 PM (LJ7Ze)

440 We decorated eggs, then ate them, had delicious mrs-made pear coffee cake, talked about that Mr Jesus some, ended by watching old Doctor Who with our daughter who is catching up on the past few years, and made it home alive with a fair prospect of having a tomorrow. I'll take it. Thanks, Almighty Creator!* *You know, the biggest problem with being an American from the 20th Century is, that old-fashioned, fearful awe kind of reverence ... does not flow easily

Posted by: mindful webworker - up 2 LATE at April 20, 2014 08:43 PM (VyRoX)

441 My eggs were decorated by all the incoming freshmen.

Posted by: Dandy Sandy Fluke at April 20, 2014 08:46 PM (QeH9j)

442 405 400 In tonight's episode of Turn on AMC, Anna's lie to Abe that Simcoe had been killed accomplishes what? He is no longer reluctant about spying. Posted by: Tern at April 21, 2014 12:12 AM (wu/TK) DVRing it. So it's worth it? Posted by: RWC at April 21, 2014 12:15 AM (QeH9j) I'm doing the same thing. I'm going to sit down and watch them back to back.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at April 20, 2014 08:47 PM (gHFVt)

443 Cutting that sock off before I forget.

Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 08:47 PM (QeH9j)

444 Cthulhu, I wouldn't have let my former orthopedic surgeon cut me in front of my neck if I knew he was effed up. Surgery wasn't to help neck pain, but give me back hand coordination. I lost ability to write, I could write, butt even I couldn't read it. I would have preferred not knowing he was a drug addict, he never got to see scar on front of my neck healed. Three months later it was barely visible. We talked several times since 2005 but last time I called I could tell from greeting on phone, he is high & probably in rehab again, or worse.

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 08:50 PM (gjOCp)

445 ate my last deviled egg. For a grand total, I polished off 36

Posted by: The Dude at April 20, 2014 08:50 PM (bStrg)

446 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1trgIWENOdQ

Posted by: oxycon at April 20, 2014 08:50 PM (xBryS)

447 "I gave up after a platinum-haired grand dame said to me, "Young man, women don't know what women want. What are your odds of figuring it out?" -Posted by: torquewrench It is all a "defensive adjustment", as far as I'm concerned. And I'm sick of playing defense. I quit that "game" ten years ago. I'm forty-two and I never put myself in question. I owned a tanning salon, however. I was always "in question". My choices were always "wrong", so there's something wrong somewhere. When you troll strip-clubs for "over-spending" clientele? You are always "in question". Nobody believes strippers. Even their coworkers. When you do emceeing in bars? You're setting yourself up for questioning. I NEVER "cheated" on any of the women I dated. EVER. They didn't see it that way. Maybe I'll learn to weld.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 08:58 PM (lq3Ak)

448 "I wouldn't have let my former orthopedic surgeon cut me in front of my neck if I knew he was effed up."

Carol, there's actually a long list of amazingly good doctors and surgeons who have been drug addicts.

Among anesthesiologists, it's almost a stock in trade.

As long as you've got a good result, that's what matters.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 20, 2014 09:00 PM (noWW6)

449 Ugh, I made the mistake of watching Marley and me. Pretty good TV movie but tear jerker ending, especially when one has had to do the last trip to vet before. But question -- back when the book first came out and I heard about it I thought it was written by a women, but the movie seemed like it was based on columns by the DH newspaper reporter/columnist?

Posted by: PaleRide at April 20, 2014 09:01 PM (ql12X)

450 444 Cthulhu,
I wouldn't have let my former orthopedic surgeon cut me in front of my neck if I knew he was effed up.
Surgery wasn't to help neck pain, but give me back hand coordination. I lost ability to write, I could write, butt even I couldn't read it.

I would have preferred not knowing he was a drug addict, he never got to see scar on front of my neck healed. Three months later it was barely visible.

We talked several times since 2005 but last time I called I could tell from greeting on phone, he is high & probably in rehab again, or worse. Posted by: Carol at April 21, 2014 12:50 AM (gjOCp) Hide posts from (gjOCp)

I understand your point, but my point was somewhat more subtle. Let's say that you had a tremendously talented surgeon ("A") who was known to indulge in psychedelics, and you had a journeyman surgeon ("B") who was always sober and law-abiding.

If surgeon A was high 30% of the time, and had a "good high" 60% of those times, and had success rates of bad high, sober, and good high of 75, 85, and 95 points out of 100, he would statistically have an expected result of 85.6. If surgeon B were always sober, always straight, and had a steady success rate of 80 points, you should still prefer surgeon A.

Even though he's a druggie, he's still better than surgeon B 88% of the time, and when the psychedelics help him ["I just cut away everything that's blinking orange....."], he does outstandingly better (95 v. 80 points).....where even if he's freaking out he only does a little-bit worse (75 v. 80 points).

The problem is that it's nearly impossible to find performance data for healthcare providers, where it's all-too-easy to find out about their drug habits.

In a world of better information, I could easily see myself intentionally choosing a drug addict over an everyday bungler.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 09:11 PM (T1005)

451

>>>Powdered Alcohol is Coming to a Liquor Store Near You<<<

thank goodness. I was having so much trouble with the real stuff.

morning horde. now to catch up.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 09:13 PM (RhQvZ)

452 448 "I wouldn't have let my former orthopedic surgeon cut me in front of my neck if I knew he was effed up."

Carol, there's actually a long list of amazingly good doctors and surgeons who have been drug addicts.

Among anesthesiologists, it's almost a stock in trade.

As long as you've got a good result, that's what matters.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 21, 2014 01:00 AM (noWW6) Hide posts from (noWW6)

....and the system is set-up so that only insiders can see results.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 09:13 PM (T1005)

453 *waves tiredly at Horde, goes back to lurking*

Posted by: Piercello at April 20, 2014 09:19 PM (jJ97i)

454 Embrace your inner asshole... it can be a LOT of fun! Posted by: Romeo13 I wish I could but it cuts so cross-grain I can't. I cringe when I hear people ask stupid questions of clerks or waitresses. I almost wish I had been born a psychopath. It must be so nice not to have a scintilla of consideration. ... Almost.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 20, 2014 09:19 PM (ujux6)

455 I should also point out from my example @450, that it would be very much to my advantage to make sure A had "the good stuff" and was "in a good space" immediately before he worked on me.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 09:21 PM (T1005)

456 "I almost wish I had been born a psychopath. It must be so nice not to have a scintilla of consideration. ... Almost." -Posted by: weft cut-loop I'd almost Gay-Marry this guy. I'd also vote against it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 09:22 PM (lq3Ak)

457

>>>>Embrace your inner asshole... it can be a LOT of fun!
Posted by: Romeo13<<<

so that is what I've been doing wrong ...

i need to puke before I read more ...

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 09:22 PM (RhQvZ)

458 Merry Easter, everybody! Now off to watch Game of Thrones! w00t!

Posted by: sinalco at April 20, 2014 09:22 PM (V42Jv)

459 I'd almost Gay-Marry this guy. I'd also vote against it. Posted by: Slapweasel Slappy, it would get ugly if we ever went to a meet-up. Gabe would be telling us to chill.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 20, 2014 09:24 PM (ujux6)

460 "Slappy, it would get ugly if we ever went to a meet-up. Gabe would be telling us to chill." -Posted by: weft cut-loop *HAH!* ...indeed.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 09:25 PM (lq3Ak)

461

i really need some context on this thread ...

but i think i'm gonna puke first.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 09:27 PM (RhQvZ)

462 My marital last name is the same as that of a pro skateboarder. The only two people I have ever heard ask my husband if he were related to the guy....were both anesthesiologists, in the leadup to slipping him the needle. I don't what that proves...but it is a coincidence.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at April 20, 2014 09:30 PM (LtUE0)

463 >>>Seriously, there are lots of stone-cold incompetents who work sober as a Methodist and kill people day-after-day, where drunks and drug-addicts can do elegant, effective work day-after-day....and are being weeded out by drug-tests, leaving the sober in charge.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 21, 2014 12:36 AM (T1005<<<

yeah, just wanted to read this twice ... let it roll around my head for a little while.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 09:32 PM (RhQvZ)

464 I almost wish I were a sociopath. If I could "leave my actions behind", I might be able to punch more people. Hell... I might be able to do a lot worse. I can't. I won't. It sucks. I deal with it. I don't even ask that anyone "give me a reason", God Forbid. If I never kill anyone? I'll answer for the rest of my Sins, Thank You Very Much.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 09:32 PM (lq3Ak)

465 My marital last name is the same as that of a pro skateboarder. Posted by: Sister Sestina *strokes chin* Hawk, Alva, or Peralta

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 20, 2014 09:33 PM (ujux6)

466

>>>Posted by: mindful webworker - up 2 laye at April 21, 2014 12:24 AM (RNijH)<<<

for those about to rock.

am I the only one here. fuck me. i'm making food and y'all can't have any.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 09:36 PM (RhQvZ)

467 morning Slapweasel and weft cut-loop.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 09:38 PM (RhQvZ)

468 "for those about to rock." -Posted by: rich@gmu at April 21, 2014 01:36 AM (RhQvZ) We Salute You! "I am I the only one here. fuck me. i'm making food and y'all can't have any." -Posted by: rich@gmu at April 21, 2014 01:36 AM (RhQvZ) Happy (Day After) Easter

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 09:40 PM (lq3Ak)

469 "morning Slapweasel and weft cut-loop." -Posted by: rich@gmu at April 21, 2014 01:38 AM (RhQvZ) Good Morning, rich@gmu.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 09:42 PM (lq3Ak)

470 Having worked in jobs during my teen and early college years that involved cleaning public restrooms, I assure you that people can and will do digesting things in them. I'd rather have mucked out stalls, if given the choice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 20, 2014 09:42 PM (HsTG8)

471 "I assure you that people can and will do digesting things in them." Unintentionally Hilarious!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 09:49 PM (lq3Ak)

472 463 >>>Seriously, there are lots of stone-cold incompetents who work sober as a Methodist and kill people day-after-day, where drunks and drug-addicts can do elegant, effective work day-after-day....and are being weeded out by drug-tests, leaving the sober in charge.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 21, 2014 12:36 AM (T1005<<<yeah, just wanted to read this twice ... let it roll around my head for a little while. Posted by: rich@gmu at April 21, 2014 01:32 AM (RhQvZ) Hide posts from (RhQvZ)

Let's just say that my beliefs fall in with "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

Virtually everything the modern Left touches is riddled with failures and bad results, which they paper over with pious "good intentions." How I do despise them. Take, for instance, http://tinyurl.com/mrexcad -- bucketloads of money, negligible results....but we have to continue to hotly pursue this failure "for the children."

Just as the program "Sherlock" made famous the quip, "I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath; do your research." -- I'm somewhat rebellious against a government that finds that utopia must necessarily be staffed by perfect men. My utopia would be one where flawed men -- and, on this Easter, we can reflect on all of us being flawed -- can do the most Good. High-functioning sociopaths and drug-taking surgeons should be measured on the Good they do rather than the prudes they annoy.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 09:50 PM (T1005)

473

thanks Slapweasel. i'm trashed-sort of-so you can ignore me. i just seemed too quiet for an ont.

where is the west coast?

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 09:50 PM (RhQvZ)

474 473
thanks Slapweasel. i'm trashed-sort of-so you can ignore me. i just seemed too quiet for an ont.

where is the west coast? Posted by: rich@gmu at April 21, 2014 01:50 AM (RhQvZ) Hide posts from (RhQvZ)

Slap's in Ohio. I'm on the West Coast..

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 09:54 PM (T1005)

475 >>>High-functioning sociopaths and drug-taking surgeons should be measured on the Good they do rather than the prudes they annoy.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 21, 2014 01:50 AM (T1005) <<<

interesting point. when you come up with a work around for anti-smoking Nazis who work in hr let me know.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 09:54 PM (RhQvZ)

476 think it would be better if i did a rail of sugar and took a shot of vodka for my interview than admit i smoke.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 09:56 PM (RhQvZ)

477 If you just assume the green arrow is lit in #12 you're gonna get creamed sooner or later. Stop til you see oncoming lefts stop or intersecting lefts start. If I can't miss you I'm not going to be the only one in the ER.

DaveA is 2-0 at not meeting women this way.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 20, 2014 09:58 PM (DL2i+)

478 >>>Slap's in Ohio. I'm on the West Coast..

Posted by: cthulhu at April 21, 2014 01:54 AM (T1005)<<<

had no idea. thanks for that. just making a comment that it was slow and not even bed time on the Pacific.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 09:59 PM (RhQvZ)

479 Happy-ish Easter Everyone ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 20, 2014 09:59 PM (qoKTg)

480 A late night thought for the eldritch horror: "imperfection" or "flaw" measures only that which isn't there. "Imperfection" measures the difference between expectation (or desire) and reality, and therefore measures the degree to which we have missed reality's mark. We are all perfectly what we are, no more and no less, and the challenge is to figure out just what that means. Whether or not this framing can be of service in combatting leftism remains to be seen...

Posted by: Piercello at April 20, 2014 10:00 PM (jJ97i)

481 475 >>>High-functioning sociopaths and drug-taking surgeons should be measured on the Good they do rather than the prudes they annoy.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 21, 2014 01:50 AM (T1005) <<<interesting point. when you come up with a work around for anti-smoking Nazis who work in hr let me know. Posted by: rich@gmu at April 21, 2014 01:54 AM (RhQvZ) Hide posts from (RhQvZ)

It's part of the same batch of symptoms -- you cannot measure the actual benefit that people provide, so you fix upon a signifier.....then focus on the signifier even in the face of evidence that it doesn't actually measure any benefit.

You can't tell whether a random schmoe called "plumber" can fix a toilet, so you look to a system that supposedly provides qualified plumbers and get a journeyman......despite evidence that unions (that certify journeyman plumbers) are merely shakedown rackets, protection rackets, Democrats, price fixers, and thugs.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 10:02 PM (T1005)

482 And no, I haven't been in CAC's stash. Knowingly.

Posted by: Piercello at April 20, 2014 10:02 PM (jJ97i)

483

>>>Posted by: Piercello at April 21, 2014 02:02 AM (jJ97i) <<<

your secret is safe with us.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 10:16 PM (RhQvZ)

484 480 A late night thought for the eldritch horror: "imperfection" or "flaw" measures only that which isn't there.

"Imperfection" measures the difference between expectation (or desire) and reality, and therefore measures the degree to which we have missed reality's mark. We are all perfectly what we are, no more and no less, and the challenge is to figure out just what that means.

Whether or not this framing can be of service in combatting leftism remains to be seen... Posted by: Piercello at April 21, 2014 02:00 AM (jJ97i) Hide posts from (jJ97i)

This illustrates one of the things that really annoys me. I got enough theology to be "sophisticated" and hang out with the cool and educated crowd.....but continued in my readings to understand the underpinnings to repentance, contrition, and redemption.

And to the extent that the "cool kids" pooh-pooh faith and a call to good works, I see them going profoundly astray. Just like I open paint cans with a screwdriver instead of the "proper" tool, faith and good works can open redemption and salvation quite adequately.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 10:18 PM (T1005)

485 Just like I open paint cans with a screwdriver instead of the "proper" tool, faith and good works can open redemption and salvation quite adequately. But what was the color of the paint before the can was opened?

Posted by: Adrizen... at April 20, 2014 10:27 PM (qoKTg)

486

Posted by: cthulhu at April 21, 2014 02:02 AM (T1005)-

been thinking about something along those lines recently. anyway. i'm going to pass out, forget tonight (or try really, really hard), and figure out my class schedule for next semester tomorrow.

take care horde ... til the next ont.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 20, 2014 10:27 PM (RhQvZ)

487 Happy Easter all. We went to the church my Mom grew up in here in town. Dad had ordered flowers in her memory, she died about a month ago, he wanted to honor her in her home church. They left town to go college 60 yrs ago this year. This Baptist church was rocking for Easter. Kinda surprised.

Posted by: The Farmer at April 20, 2014 10:33 PM (eBupg)

488 Posted by: cthulhu at April 21, 2014 02:18 AM (T1005) There's a "proper tool" for opening paint cans?

Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2014 10:46 PM (HtUkt)

489 A loving tribute to your mom, The Farmer. Happy Easter...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 20, 2014 10:47 PM (qoKTg)

490 There's a "proper tool" for opening paint cans? Shotgun?!?

Posted by: Joe 'The Artist' Biden... at April 20, 2014 10:48 PM (qoKTg)

491 488 Posted by: cthulhu at April 21, 2014 02:18 AM (T1005)

There's a "proper tool" for opening paint cans? Posted by: BignJames at April 21, 2014 02:46 AM (HtUkt) Hide posts from (HtUkt)

They sell one, yeah.

Of course, there's also the fact that paint cans are totally retro in the first place. It's not like anything else -- and I mean, "ANYTHING" -- works like that anymore.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 10:49 PM (T1005)

492 Speaking of our Dear Leader's integrity, noticed the following graffiti at a gas station restroom this weekend:

"I just s***ed an Obama"

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 20, 2014 10:55 PM (ioT3q)

493 492 Speaking of our Dear Leader's integrity, noticed the following graffiti at a gas station restroom this weekend:

"I just s***ed an Obama"
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2014 02:55 AM (ioT3q) Hide posts from (ioT3q)

I'm not sure if I "get it" -- was it half white, half black? Was it pleasant coming out, but ultimately resulted in a sore ass and a bad smell? Did it get you in a shitstorm of trouble?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 11:00 PM (T1005)

494 Cthulhu... I think I owe you one "Tone Of Prayer".

The last one I sent you was a drunken, (sincere, but inebriated), rushed version of Your Prayer.

I wrote the same tired, opaque verbiage in some "Athiests Prayer", some time ago.

I'd like to amend that Prayer.:

"As we find ourselves servants of Humanity, we Volunteer for those amongst us; the Orphans, the Indigent, the Elderly ...without recompense."

We give of ourselves sans compensation, so as to honor/give/love.

Three years and I'm just "green beans". I'm "cute", but I'm just green beans.

The elderly ladies have "Thanksgiving Lasagne" down pat.

I do green beans.

*Shakes Fist*

...you heard me!

*adds onions*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 11:01 PM (lq3Ak)

495 cthulhu, Try Kumato tomatoes. They were so good I almost ate them as is.

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 11:10 PM (gjOCp)

496 I'm not sure if I "get it" -- was it half white, half black? Was it pleasant coming out, but ultimately resulted in a sore ass and a bad smell? Did it get you in a shitstorm of trouble?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 21, 2014 03:00 AM (T1005)

Now that you mention it ... I'm not sure how a literate cow would fit in the stall. One of those mysteries of life.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 20, 2014 11:12 PM (ioT3q)

497 *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 20, 2014 11:16 PM (lq3Ak)

498 G'night S. Weasel.

Last one out hit the lights.

zzzzzzz.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 20, 2014 11:18 PM (ioT3q)

499 cthulhu, Try Kumato tomatoes. They were so good I almost ate them as is. Good night, I took a nap during ONT!f

Posted by: Carol at April 20, 2014 11:26 PM (gjOCp)

500 There's a "proper tool" for opening paint cans?
Posted by: BignJames at April 21, 2014 02:46 AM (HtUkt)

They're a key looking like thing.

triangle at one end with a long shaft leading away (about 3/16th inch diameter and about 3-4" long)

that has a flat hook in it.

You use the hook part to lever up the edge of the paint can lid.

I used to see those for along time before I ever figured out they were for opening lids. I always use a screwdriver but a screwdriver will ruin the paint can lid edge and make it less likely to seal shut properly leading to dried paint inside the can.

Amazing ain't it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 20, 2014 11:28 PM (JS0vr)

501 hi all
ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at April 20, 2014 11:33 PM (9GG/0)

502 up late grading some very bad lab reports

Posted by: chemjeff at April 20, 2014 11:37 PM (9GG/0)

503 502 up late grading some very bad lab reports
Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2014 03:37 AM (9GG/0) Hide posts from (9GG/0)

How bad?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 11:51 PM (T1005)

504 bad.
I would expect them by now to know the formula for bismuth sulfide is Bi2S3

Posted by: chemjeff at April 20, 2014 11:59 PM (9GG/0)

505 I cannot seem to get them to translate their observations in lab into balanced chemical formulas and equations.

What they observe in lab: When they add ammonium hydroxide to Bi(III) ion, a white precipitate forms.

What they write down as occurring: derp derp derp

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2014 12:04 AM (9GG/0)

506 oh and my favorite part is when they write down 'observations' that are totally impossible to occur.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2014 12:07 AM (9GG/0)

507 oh and my favorite part is when they write down 'observations' that are totally impossible to occur. What else do you expect when "liberals" take chemistry?

Posted by: "What Chair?" said the Philosophy Major ... at April 21, 2014 12:27 AM (qoKTg)

508 naw they're not liberals, they are just unmotivated to learn. so they just write down whatever to fill in the blank.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2014 12:32 AM (9GG/0)

509 As a teacher, it must be very difficult ... So many people who want to learn. But then, so many people who have education handed to them and spit on the hand ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 21, 2014 12:57 AM (qoKTg)

510 508 ChemJeff, They are in your class for a reason(in theory) either praying for the curve or feling entitled by divine intervention to pass w/out effort. Yeah dude they're liberals...maybe not moonbats but liberals. I'll bet they can ALL explain the idiotc evangelical AGW position to you by rote.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 21, 2014 02:03 AM (TE35l)

511 Hey morons and 'ettes, Anyone know if the new AMC series "Turn" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2543328/) is any good, or is it filled with liberal dreck and/or inaccuracy? I don't want to waste my time if it's just going to make me groan, but the premise sounds interesting.

Posted by: Moonshine Soaked Karl at April 21, 2014 02:04 AM (oje8r)

512 Happy Easter Adolph- 99.99% sure those soldiers are on a 155mm towed howitzer. That round the young man is holding, if memory serves, weighs 96lbs. That one has a point detonating fuse installed. Explodes on impact or can be set for a slight delay, at least when I served on one in '73'. That pic is, obviously, WWII. Don't know if that feature was available then.

Posted by: ghost of... at April 21, 2014 02:06 AM (AoY8i)

513 BTW- maybe chemjeff will keep you posted. There is a "thing" in his fair city in September that no self respecting moron or ette should miss. Why you ask? "Baconfest" Time to get ready for work.

Posted by: ghost of... at April 21, 2014 02:15 AM (Nsomq)

514 Mornin' everyone! Love that "Happy Last Fucking Easter on Earth, Hitler" pic. And ChemJeff, thank you for your service as a teacher. Sometimes the positive impact you have will only manifest years down the line.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 21, 2014 02:16 AM (QBm1P)

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