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April 02, 2014

Wow: "Pheromone Parties" Aims to Cut Right to the Heart of the Courtship Ritual
— Ace

As you probably have read, pheromones play an important role in determining, on a subconscious level, whether you like someone or not.

Now, the old way of determining compatibility was to go on a few dates with someone, and trust that if the potential coupling had the right amount of "chemistry" -- partly a matter of mutually agreeable pheromonal response -- then that would become apparent in the normal course of talking, sitting next to each other in movie theaters, and so on.

But that's so 100,000 BC to AD 2012. The Guardian reports on a new "dating craze" taking LA by storm-- bringing one of your stinky t-shirts to a bar and letting patrons sniff it to get a quick read on whether they like the smell of your discarded skin flakes and subcutaneous oils.

You should probably know that the media defines a "craze" as "something grabby that's happened twice."

Sleep in a T-shirt for three days, bag it and take it to a bar. Then let people smell it. If they're drawn to your scent, they have their photo taken with your bag, so you can track them down and get chatting.

Oh, for some reason these bags seem to be anonymously submitted, I think.

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As we all stood politely by the bar, a pile of T-shirt-filled plastic bags gradually appeared on a table, numbered with blue labels for the boys, and pink for the girls, which we all politely ignored for the first 10 minutes. Finally a couple of brave souls sauntered over and started sniffing the bags. The table was quickly swamped.

Oh, another rule is that you're not supposed to wash during the stinking-up-the-t-shirt phase. Apparently women tend to ignore this rule and wind up with barely any smell on their t-shirts, and men embrace it with gusto, and leave, maybe, too much.

I have no idea what to make of this, except to say that if a new way of dating has been invented that avoids spending money on dinner and time watching musical theater, and instead provides a fast, efficient, grungily-primal route to having sex based on nothing but stinkiness, then A Dude Must Have Thought ot It.

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Ace at 10:21 AM | Comments (315)
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1 Trip to LA, Ace?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 02, 2014 10:23 AM (u82oZ)

2 So the party goers will be wearing pheromone impregnated 'Juicy' clothes?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 02, 2014 10:24 AM (7oL8c)

3 Does this work with shoes?

Posted by: Dick Morris at April 02, 2014 10:25 AM (8ZskC)

4 " Finally a couple of brave souls sauntered over and started sniffing the bags." Chivalry is not dead.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2014 10:25 AM (gOoFi)

5 This is...weird.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2014 10:25 AM (mx5oN)

6 Does not pass the Sniff Test. *wink*

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 10:25 AM (zDsvJ)

7 Sleep in a T-shirt for three days, bag it and take it to a bar. Then let people smell it. If they're drawn to your scent, they have their photo taken with your bag, so you can track them down and get chatting. That's ok, but shoving her face in your crotch is right out? Who knew?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2014 10:25 AM (ix+5k)

8 Sleep in a T-shirt for three days, bag it and take it to a bar. Then let people smell it. Change "bag it" to "wear it" and that's the story of me in my 20s.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:25 AM (7ObY1)

9 This is a ripoff of a Farscape episode.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 02, 2014 10:26 AM (5Kf7w)

10 Based on her reaction now, I'm glad my bride never got a whiff of my workout clothes prior to the wedding.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 10:26 AM (sjdRT)

11 The Europeans perfected this years ago.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2014 10:27 AM (P1WNR)

12 Hey, baby, If I told you you had subcutaneous oils, would you hold them against me?

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:27 AM (7ObY1)

13 No thank you for the stinky opportunity.

Posted by: huerfano at April 02, 2014 10:27 AM (bAGA/)

14 Is this one of those "rich progg writer knows two people who've done it so clearly it's a hot new trend" bullshit things?

Posted by: HR needs a beer at April 02, 2014 10:27 AM (ZKzrr)

15 This idea sounds like #RapeCulture to us.

Posted by: Evanston Middle School Parents Assn at April 02, 2014 10:27 AM (LISuA)

16 As you probably have read, pheromones play an important role in determining, on a subconscious level, whether you like someone or not.

No, I've actually read that human pheromones are junk science.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:27 AM (bFFNE)

17 Just. Eeeewww.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 02, 2014 10:27 AM (r+7wo)

18

These people really need something to believe in.

Posted by: dan-O at April 02, 2014 10:27 AM (D0bIN)

19 I seen Subcutaneous Oils open for Revolting Cocks in '88.....

Posted by: wytshus at April 02, 2014 10:27 AM (DErq5)

20 Hey, baby, If I told you you had subcutaneous oils, would you hold them against me?

Your epidermis is showing!

Posted by: Nelson Mundt at April 02, 2014 10:27 AM (ZKzrr)

21 From the headline, I thought it was going to be a type of party where super-pheromones were piped into a bar to bring out all the amorousness, a la Poison Ivy from Batman.

Posted by: AMDG at April 02, 2014 10:27 AM (eFytx)

22 As a single guy, this seems to be really no better or worse than conventional dating methods these days.

Posted by: shillelagh at April 02, 2014 10:28 AM (hRzu2)

23 Personally, I look immediately to a woman's hips.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 02, 2014 10:28 AM (5Kf7w)

24 The next new "dating craze" will be to urinate on fire hydrants so that receptive members of the opposite sex can know you're available and/or fertile.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:28 AM (4df7R)

25 I have no idea what to make of this, except to say that if a new way of dating has been invented that avoids spending money on dinner and time watching musical theater, and instead provides a fast, efficient, grungily-primal route to having sex based on nothing but stinkiness, then A Dude Must Have Thought ot It.

Uh, I thought internet pron had that covered. Also, if and/or when the Japanese invent sexbots all procreation in the first world will cease. So the issue will be moot.

Posted by: joncelli at April 02, 2014 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

26 Welcome back my friends to the eau that never ends We're so glad you could attend Step inside, step inside

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:28 AM (7ObY1)

27 11 The Europeans perfected this years ago. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2014 02:27 PM (P1WNR) Forget sniffing their clothes, you can smell their body funk without even having line of sight.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2014 10:28 AM (mx5oN)

28 And then I ask myself, "Self, can those hips birth my offspring?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 02, 2014 10:28 AM (5Kf7w)

29 Anyone want a face full of my Yoga Pants?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 02, 2014 10:28 AM (32Ze2)

30 Simultaneous orgasm is the bar for me. And, you know, sometimes it just takes a little practice so, you know, you got some time tonight, Baby?

Posted by: Try it! at April 02, 2014 10:29 AM (1/4XQ)

Shouldn't we just cut out the middle man?

"Hey baby, get over here and smell my bag!"

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at April 02, 2014 10:29 AM (BrQrN)

32 "Smell my finger...."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2014 10:29 AM (gOoFi)

33 Chloroform purchases spike in LA. Dunno why.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 02, 2014 10:29 AM (IXrOn)

34 If the chick's shirt smells like sandwiches, you're in.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2014 10:29 AM (P1WNR)

35 What's next? Flinging poo?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth (@Teresa_Koch) at April 02, 2014 10:29 AM (PZ6/M)

36
Your first thought is late April Fools, but the BBC reported it a week ago:

http://tinyurl.com/ocw5jdj

That blond huffing them boxers....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 02, 2014 10:30 AM (kdS6q)

37
So bringing a light bulb is cool.

Posted by: Mr. Moth at April 02, 2014 10:30 AM (mETGQ)

38 So Ace is relocating to the French district of LA, near a T-Shirts-R-Us store? Awesome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 02, 2014 10:30 AM (HVff2)

39 Insomniac, you are painting with a broad brush there. The stench that wafts off the Left Bank in Paris generally dissipates by the time you reach Berlin and the nude sunbathing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 02, 2014 10:30 AM (7oL8c)

40 "What's next? Flinging poo?" We're working on it, we're working on it.

Posted by: eHarmony.com at April 02, 2014 10:30 AM (gOoFi)

41 Soothsayer wins it at #9. Also, BBIAM, I have to check craigslist for... no reason. As bizarre as this is, and as unlikely as it is to be a solid trend or practical or work or anything... one word: introvert. For whom it is probably *still* a leap.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 02, 2014 10:30 AM (qyfb5)

42 I can smell your cunt.

Posted by: Miggs at April 02, 2014 10:30 AM (MNq6o)

43 Don't make the mistake and bring the wife beating t-shirt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain v Chelsea Live at April 02, 2014 10:31 AM (IXrOn)

44 Good God....

Has anyone summoned the meteors yet? If not, why not?

Posted by: B at April 02, 2014 10:31 AM (twiRb)

45 34 Chloroform purchases spike in LA. Dunno why. I buy it in bulk. Helps keep my boys meek and pliable.

Posted by: Noted Pederast Hairy Reid at April 02, 2014 10:31 AM (7ObY1)

46 I mean, I'd just have a hard time taking anyone seriously who came up to me and said, "Hey, babe, I think your pheromones are wild. Want to sniff my pajamas and see if you feel the same?"

In addition to not taking them seriously, I might find myself reaching for the nearest blunt object.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:31 AM (4df7R)

47 We got a baby eagle.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 02, 2014 10:31 AM (LSJmV)

48 the height of progressive Western culture, everyone reduced to acting like dogs in heat.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 02, 2014 10:32 AM (7oL8c)

49 40 Insomniac, you are painting with a broad brush there. The stench that wafts off the Left Bank in Paris generally dissipates by the time you reach Berlin and the nude sunbathing. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 02, 2014 02:30 PM (7oL8c) You're taking the fun out of stereotyping.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2014 10:32 AM (mx5oN)

50
And from their Facebook, an extensive set of photos from the London party:

http://tinyurl.com/ncfqaqc

Women far better looking than you'd expect.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 02, 2014 10:33 AM (kdS6q)

51 How many Don't Tread on Me t-shirts you think will show up?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain v Chelsea Live at April 02, 2014 10:33 AM (IXrOn)

52 I hear rubbing your shirt with hundred dollar bills gets a lot of action.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2014 10:33 AM (P1WNR)

53 We got a baby eagle. Posted by: Countrysquire Putt-putt?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2014 10:33 AM (ix+5k)

gross and pathetic

my advice the ladies

go to where men are. talk to them. given them a hug when you leave

men are easy. figure it out

Posted by: thunderb at April 02, 2014 10:33 AM (zOTsN)

55 >53 I hear rubbing your shirt with hundred dollar bills gets a lot of action.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2014 02:33 PM (P1WNR)<

Heh.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 10:33 AM (sjdRT)

56 We think this could be a gateway to the Rape Culture.

Posted by: Concern People at April 02, 2014 10:33 AM (gOoFi)

57 Lots of Che Guevara t-shirts, no doubt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain v Chelsea Live at April 02, 2014 10:33 AM (IXrOn)

58 I think we should all be required to leave our contact information with our clothes when we drop them off at Goodwill or the Salvation Army. You never know: Mr. Right might wander past the women's casual section, get a whiff of eau d'MWR and go crazy!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:34 AM (4df7R)

59 I think this is a *gag*

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:34 AM (bFFNE)

60 Always wondered why the divorce rate among people who have lost their sense of smell was triple the national average.

Posted by: Burt Toste at April 02, 2014 10:34 AM (fTFPL)

61 Pro tip: shirts have a low signal/noise ratio, so go right for the earwax.

Posted by: Try it! at April 02, 2014 10:34 AM (1/4XQ)

62 my advice the ladies go to where men are. talk to them. given them a hug when you leave men are easy. figure it out Show up nekkid. Bring beer.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2014 10:34 AM (ix+5k)

63 You smell like a vegan.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain v Chelsea Live at April 02, 2014 10:34 AM (IXrOn)

64 My onesie reeks of flop sweat, hot cocoa and smug.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at April 02, 2014 10:34 AM (8ZskC)

65 You should probably know that the media defines a "craze" as "something grabby that's happened twice." Oh.......you broke the code.

Posted by: eleven at April 02, 2014 10:34 AM (Hy7dS)

66 Or MWR will be burying yet another crazed stalker. And people wonder how her garden grows...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 02, 2014 10:34 AM (7oL8c)

67 "I think this is a *gag*" I'm not sure. I've read about something like this elsewhere.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2014 10:34 AM (gOoFi)

Damn. This sounds great. I'll bag up my underwear.

Hey, baby. Sniff this.

Posted by: Al Roker at April 02, 2014 10:34 AM (MzhHs)

69 I'm halfway through season 1 of House of Cards. I feel like I need a shower.

Posted by: Adam at April 02, 2014 10:35 AM (Aif/5)

70 I mean, I'd just have a hard time taking anyone seriously who came up to me and said, "Hey, babe, I think your pheromones are wild. Want to sniff my pajamas and see if you feel the same?"

In addition to not taking them seriously, I might find myself reaching for the nearest blunt object.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 02, 2014 02:31 PM (4df7R)

If you leave out the suggestion to sniff a particular garment, the first part of that is a damned good opener. No joke. I'll try it this weekend and report back.

Posted by: shillelagh at April 02, 2014 10:35 AM (hRzu2)

beer and nekkid?

cant lose

Posted by: thunderb at April 02, 2014 10:35 AM (zOTsN)

72 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 02, 2014 02:34 PM (4df7R) Hey, it might be a fun moron game at he meet-up. Stink up a shirt and guess the moron.

Posted by: spypeach at April 02, 2014 10:35 AM (10H0T)

73 Also remember to submit a shirt with "no fat chicks" written on the front, in bold letters.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2014 10:35 AM (P1WNR)

74 After the shirt sniff wanna go hang out at the Oxygen Bar?

Posted by: eleven at April 02, 2014 10:35 AM (Hy7dS)

75 If armpit stank works then, logically, junk stank will work 10x better. Clearly this concept needs to be taken to the next level with banana hammock and panty stank parties -- It's Science, Bitch! Science Says -- If you love me, you'll love my junk stank!

Posted by: Dude Scientist at April 02, 2014 10:35 AM (ZPrif)

The science is settled, baby: you're coming home with me.

Posted by: Michael Mann at April 02, 2014 10:35 AM (LISuA)

77 If the chick's shirt smells like sandwiches, you're in. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2014 02:29 PM (P1WNR) Jackpot if there's a hint of bacon, too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain v Chelsea Live at April 02, 2014 10:35 AM (IXrOn)

78 the, not he. sheesh

Posted by: spypeach at April 02, 2014 10:35 AM (10H0T)

79 "Also remember to submit a shirt with "no fat chicks" written on the front, in bold letters" RAPE CULTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Concern People at April 02, 2014 10:36 AM (gOoFi)

80 "Oh Michael! Is that a hockey stick or are you glad to see me?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 02, 2014 10:36 AM (7oL8c)

81 Show up nekkid. Bring beer.

Spend the next six hours listening to them bitch that hot women don't like nice guys.

Posted by: Nelson Mundt at April 02, 2014 10:36 AM (ZKzrr)

82 I could totally do this. I usually smell like Starburst Tropical Fruit Chews with just a very faint, only noticed by some people, hint of a waft of... Provolone cheese. Hardly even there. At all. Probably shouldn't have mentioned that.

Posted by: Dang at April 02, 2014 10:36 AM (MNq6o)

83 75 After the shirt sniff wanna go hang out at the Oxygen Bar? Posted by: eleven at April 02, 2014 02:35 PM (Hy7dS) Only if it's organic, free range, sustainable, fair trade oxygen.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2014 10:36 AM (mx5oN)

84 Generally, after a good workout, I just wipe my big balls with my T-shirt. It's like a poorboy's version of Axe.

Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2014 10:36 AM (oJUxt)

85 Sounds good to me. I have done worse things to get laid but I don't shoot and tell.....

Posted by: IrishEd at April 02, 2014 10:36 AM (D0NZx)

86 Hey, remember Chai bars? That's still a thing, right? What about Feng Shui?

Posted by: The MFM, trying desperately to be "cool" at April 02, 2014 10:36 AM (7ObY1)

87 I am rotflmao here, ladies and gents. Thank you!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 10:36 AM (zDsvJ)

88 Ahh, human folly. Once again it is shown to us that you can easily manipulate people into doing anything.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 02, 2014 10:37 AM (5Kf7w)

89 I'm sure I of all people have no practical advice to give people on the subject.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 02, 2014 10:37 AM (qyfb5)

90 Or MWR will be burying yet another crazed stalker. And people wonder how her garden grows...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 02, 2014 02:34 PM (7oL8c)

Let's just say I've got more than silver bells and cockle shells goin' on out there.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:37 AM (4df7R)

91 Who knows Merovign, eau d'Sith might be very attractive.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 02, 2014 10:38 AM (7oL8c)

92 These people really need something to believe in. Posted by: dan-O at April 02, 2014 02:27 PM (D0bIN) It really just all boils down to that, doesn't it? Empty, shallow flesh bags who; strive mightily to justify an existence of self, measured by self-justified arrogance to cover their ignorance. Everything is in play.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at April 02, 2014 10:38 AM (OPTxt)

93 Or MWR will be burying yet another crazed stalker. And people wonder how her garden grows... Just saw an episode of Criminal Minds sort of like that.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2014 10:38 AM (mx5oN)

94 Hey, it might be a fun moron game at he meet-up.

Stink up a shirt and guess the moron.

Posted by: spypeach at April 02, 2014 02:35 PM (10H0T)

lol! Who do we talk to to make this happen, because that would be hilarious.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:38 AM (4df7R)

95 My Three Wolf Moon t-shirt smells like real wolves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 02, 2014 10:38 AM (8ZskC)

96 oh and same fucking story with the same fucking picture from 2012

HuffPoo
"Pheromone Parties A New Trend Among Singles In Los Angeles & New York"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:38 AM (bFFNE)

97 Also remember to submit a shirt with "no fat chicks" written on the front, in bold letters. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2014 02:35 PM (P1WNR) hehe And, for the ladies "Don't Mess With My Big Ten Inch" - from the local music shop, of course.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain v Chelsea Live at April 02, 2014 10:38 AM (IXrOn)

98 One word: Limburger.

Posted by: Cheese Intercourse Gut at April 02, 2014 10:38 AM (nEIMV)

99 If you like my stink You must give up the pink

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:38 AM (7ObY1)

100 You want to smell shirt? Wait, I find one.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at April 02, 2014 10:39 AM (8ZskC)

101 So the newest hipster thing is to imitate the mating rituals of Labrador Retreivers?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at April 02, 2014 10:39 AM (hLRSq)

102 Can I use my "Fry Mumia" shirt?

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:39 AM (7ObY1)

103 Why am I hearing a swooshing and ticking sounds periodically on the comments pages???

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 02, 2014 10:39 AM (r+7wo)

104 We also shouldn't overlook the chemical signature exchanges involved in sharing saliva during kissing. I propose a new Speed Dating concept called Hug Hockers. The girls stay seated with mouths open, blind-folded. The men rotate every 60 seconds, spitting into the open mouth of the girl in front of them. If she likes the chemical, pheromone signatures in the spit, she removes the blindfold and meets the man. Otherwise he just moves on to spit into the next girl's open mouth. I'm a genius! This must be what it feels like to cure cancer!

Posted by: Dude Scientist at April 02, 2014 10:39 AM (ZPrif)

105 Based on her reaction now, I'm glad my bride never got a whiff of my workout clothes prior to the wedding.

Amen.

Me: *Headed to the shower after my workout*
My sweet wife to me: "You stink"
Me: *blink* "Yep, getting in the shower now."

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at April 02, 2014 10:39 AM (gtjN1)

106 >lol! Who do we talk to to make this happen, because that would be hilarious.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 02, 2014 02:38 PM (4df7R)<

Please. No.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 10:39 AM (sjdRT)

107 104 Why am I hearing a swooshing and ticking sounds periodically on the comments pages? That's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:39 AM (7ObY1)

108

cant they smell when they are talking to people? or dancing? or giving a hug?

WTF you retarded people

you are not exactly splitting the atom here

Posted by: thunderb at April 02, 2014 10:39 AM (zOTsN)

109 Thescience is settled, baby: you're coming home with me. Posted by: Michael Mann at April 02, 2014 02:35 PM (LISuA) _________________ I will show you my hockey stick.

Posted by: Michael Mann at April 02, 2014 10:39 AM (32Ze2)

110 The Scent of a Woman: Diane Sawyer - gin and week old cod

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 10:40 AM (LP0Fj)

111 oh and same fucking story with the same fucking picture from 2012 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 02, 2014 02:38 PM (bFFNE) So - "society" news is recycled every two years like "science" news is recycled every year?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 02, 2014 10:40 AM (qyfb5)

112 Me: *Headed to the shower after my workout* My sweet wife to me: "You stink" Me: *blink* "Yep, getting in the shower now." Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2014 02:39 PM (gtjN1) You keep using that word "sweet." I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2014 10:40 AM (mx5oN)

113 Feng Shui was a boon to bookstores. One day, nobody outside of Kyoto or Los Angeles had ever heard of it, fast forward a year, an entire section of red, white and black books with funky Japanese characters overflowing the "Home/Interior/Garden" dept. of my bookstore in Mass.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 02, 2014 10:40 AM (ZshNr)

114 98 Also remember to submit a shirt with "no fat chicks" written on the front, in bold letters. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2014 02:35 PM (P1WNR) *spews afternoon coffee* Replacement keyboards are on sale at Amazon.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at April 02, 2014 10:40 AM (OPTxt)

115

Sniffing t-shirts is just a gateway craze to sniffing butts.

You sniff a few t-shirts...and in no time, you're addicted.

Next, you'll be going for the hard stuff and sniffing butts.

Posted by: wheatie at April 02, 2014 10:40 AM (FWbLS)

116 T-shirts for the ladies, fingers for the boys.

Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2014 10:40 AM (oJUxt)

117 Well, that's about how much my costs have been raised in the individual market, so sounds reasonable. DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT Employers: Obamacare to Increase Costs $5,000 Per Employee... http://drudge.tw/PjQp5K

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 02, 2014 10:41 AM (ZPrif)

118 You want to smell shirt? Wait, I find one.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at April 02, 2014 02:39 PM (8ZskC)

I suspect Vlad would just say, "You want smell shirt? No. You smell chest instead. Then you blow me."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:41 AM (4df7R)

119 Evidently, there was a trail of Airbnb t-shirts all the way to that fat orgy in NY. Found nearby being used as homeless shelters.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain v Chelsea Live at April 02, 2014 10:41 AM (IXrOn)

120 How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. With a sniff sniff here, a sniff sniff there, here a sniff, there a sniff, everywhere a sniff sniff.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 02, 2014 10:41 AM (XUKZU)

121 Diane Sawyer - gin and week old cod Nancy Grace smells of squid ink and desperation

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:41 AM (7ObY1)

122 I dated one chick who claimed my sweat smelled like Fritos. I suppose that means my perfect mate smells like Jalepeno Bean Dip. Ladies?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2014 10:41 AM (0cMkb)

123 Sooooo.....if people start sniffing each other at the MoMee...I'm out of there.

Posted by: Iceman at April 02, 2014 10:41 AM (da5Wo)

124
Also, does this mean that when you're over someone's place, it's okay to root thru the laundry hamper in search of true love? A friend wants to know.

Which friend? Umm -- err -- he lives in Canada. You wouldn't know him.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 02, 2014 10:41 AM (kdS6q)

125

Well, it certainly avoids the silly issues of emotional compatability and shared values in a match.

I am strangely reminded of the rutting season.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 02, 2014 10:41 AM (eoeps)

126 >Amen.

Me: *Headed to the shower after my workout*
My sweet wife to me: "You stink"
Me: *blink* "Yep, getting in the shower now."

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2014 02:39 PM (gtjN1)<

That script runs in our house 6 days a week. Except for the extra line from me "Wanna come with me to get the hard to clean places?" After decades of her saying no, you'd think I would get the hint. But you'd be wrong.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 10:41 AM (sjdRT)

127 117 T-shirts for the ladies, fingers for the boys. Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2014 02:40 PM (oJUxt) Sniffing severed fingers in a bag?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2014 10:42 AM (mx5oN)

128 I think this thread is about to go south

Posted by: spypeach at April 02, 2014 10:42 AM (10H0T)

129 I can warm your globes, baby

Posted by: Michael Mann at April 02, 2014 10:42 AM (zOTsN)

130 Based on her reaction now, I'm glad my bride never got a whiff of my workout clothes prior to the wedding. Amen. Me: *Headed to the shower after my workout* My sweet wife to me: "You stink" Me: *blink* "Yep, getting in the shower now." And that was over the phone!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2014 10:42 AM (ix+5k)

131 Bicycle seats.

Posted by: Lance at April 02, 2014 10:42 AM (nEIMV)

132 Are you shittin' me?

Do you rub your junk with it too before putting it in the bag?

This is getting to be very like the last days of Sodom & Gamorrah..

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at April 02, 2014 10:42 AM (Z7PrM)

133

this man is gonna change your climate

Posted by: Michael Mann at April 02, 2014 10:42 AM (zOTsN)

134 Yeah, pheromones sound all cool and shit until you've actually traveled in Europe.

There's an entire world of difference between some bubble-headed hothouse plant in LA smelling of light sweat and perfume on a clean T-shirt and being passenger # 842 on a 36 person water taxi in Venice during August. The young Italian chick next to me looked like a supermodel but she smelled like six different kinds of ass.

And don't even get me started on English country girls. Trust me, the unshaven legs are the least of your problems.

Posted by: B at April 02, 2014 10:42 AM (twiRb)

135 Harry Reid's scent: ass, sour milk....and Koch

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 10:42 AM (LP0Fj)

136 What about blue jeans? I can tell they are mine by the oil and gasoline.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 02, 2014 10:42 AM (LSJmV)

137

"Why am I hearing a swooshing and ticking sounds periodically on the comments pages?"

'You didn't hear nothin'.' - NSA operator #28695-A

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at April 02, 2014 10:42 AM (hLRSq)

138 Well shit. You know if they are doing in in L.A. it must be the thing to do. They have been right on so many things.....................................not.

Posted by: maddogg at April 02, 2014 10:43 AM (xWW96)

139 Nanzi Pelosi smells of embalming fluid and hot tar

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:43 AM (7ObY1)

140 Hey, just so they don't spread disease or try to make me do it or let it get deterministic. Reminds me of the gag sign I saw on a door of a sub-basement lab deep in the, er, bowels of the biological sciences complex at my alma mater: Department of Molecular Anthropology They told me not everybody got this.

Posted by: Try it! at April 02, 2014 10:43 AM (1/4XQ)

141 Alternate post title: How To Transform Something That Is Nothing Into The Mainstream

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 02, 2014 10:43 AM (5Kf7w)

142 Kate Upton smells of lilies and roses. Lilies and roses IN HEAVEN

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:43 AM (7ObY1)

143 And no one ever said that Sandra Fluke smelled of lilacs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 02, 2014 10:43 AM (7oL8c)

144 Dammit. Off Sock.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 02, 2014 10:43 AM (da5Wo)

145 cant they smell when they are talking to people? or dancing? or giving a hug?

WTF you retarded people

you are not exactly splitting the atom here

Posted by: thunderb at April 02, 2014 02:39 PM (zOTsN)

I suspect they'd say that it is frowned upon to stick your nose into someone's shirt and take a big whiff of their pheromones when you're in the middle of a conversation. Of course, I would counter that what you lose in respect for personal space you make up fin self-respect by not sticking your face in a plastic bag to smell some gamer shut-in's armpit funk.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:44 AM (4df7R)

146 Correction: A Scientist Must Have Thought Of It. What? You think most scientists do well in the bar scene? On a different note, perhaps they should just skip right to genotyping potential mates. Pheremone compatibility is supposedly based on the expression of MHC haplotypes anyhow. The hypothesis is that pheremone attraction will yield a mate with the least identical genetics, ensuring the strongest potential offspring.

Posted by: Hal at April 02, 2014 10:44 AM (MftY/)

147

>>>Sleep in a T-shirt for three days, bag it and take it to a bar. Then let people smell it.

Also: Pee in the sink and bring in the trap.

Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hands at April 02, 2014 10:45 AM (3ZtZW)

148 wasn't there a craze in Cali at one time to give birth while in a pool?

Posted by: mallfly at April 02, 2014 10:45 AM (bJm7W)

149 I like the Curb Your Enthusiam episode where the blind guy is pissed that Larry tried to set him up with an unattractive girl.

Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2014 10:45 AM (m2CN7)

150 I never promised you a rose garden

Posted by: Tammy Wynette at April 02, 2014 10:45 AM (zOTsN)

151 smells like teen spirit

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at April 02, 2014 10:45 AM (zOTsN)

152 And when your pheremone match turns up looking like Helen Thomas, what do you do then?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 10:45 AM (LP0Fj)

153 All I have to do is walk 30 feet on a hot July day and I've got the old pheromones FREELY FLOWING. Come have a sniff ladies!

Posted by: joncelli at April 02, 2014 10:45 AM (RD7QR)

154 Ace once described Marco Rubio's laundry hamper as a ' sexy, orgasmic, thrill ride".

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2014 10:45 AM (P1WNR)

155 Empty, shallow flesh bags who; strive mightily to justify an existence of self, measured by self-justified arrogance to cover their ignorance.

Everything is in play.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at April 02, 2014 02:38 PM (OPTxt)

------------------------------------------------------

Shallow pits of emptiness. Trying to justify why they're alive. Or trying to convince themselves that they are alive.

Posted by: Soona at April 02, 2014 10:45 AM (MzhHs)

156 My college roommate dated a dude who smelled and tasted ( kissing, you pervs) like geraniums.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 10:45 AM (zDsvJ)

157 arry Reid's scent: ass, sour milk....and Koch Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 02:42 PM (LP0Fj) haha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain v Chelsea Live at April 02, 2014 10:46 AM (IXrOn)

158 "But she has nice pheromones" will soon replace "but she has a nice personality".

Posted by: wheatie at April 02, 2014 10:46 AM (FWbLS)

159
I'm fearless. I'll boldly go where no man has gone before.

Posted by: James T Kirk at April 02, 2014 10:46 AM (TIIx5)

160 smells like teen spirit Posted by: Kurt Cobain Smells like brains.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2014 10:46 AM (ix+5k)

161 Hey man, smell my finger!

Posted by: George Clinton at April 02, 2014 10:46 AM (mx5oN)

162 Apparently women tend to ignore this rule and wind up with barely any smell on their t-shirts, and men embrace it with gusto, and leave, maybe, too much.

Women cheat, to pretend they're more attractive than they really are.

Shocker.

This has also been a feature of dating since 100,000 B.C.

Posted by: Phinn at April 02, 2014 10:46 AM (i5GO4)

163 151 - Really?

Posted by: Lynn Anderson at April 02, 2014 10:46 AM (LSJmV)

164 Oh, that smell...

Posted by: Leonard Skynard at April 02, 2014 10:46 AM (nEIMV)

165

A guy walks into a bar.

The bartender says, " No shoes, no smelly t-shirt, No service"

Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2014 10:46 AM (m2CN7)

166 >Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 02:45 PM (zDsvJ)<

What do geraniums taste like?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 10:46 AM (sjdRT)

167 Bonaparte to Josephine: "Will be returning in several days. Do not bathe." Las Vegas and Japan: Models model panties and then sell them in bags to strange men. 1992: Daybrother breaks up with wonderful hot girlfriend because she wants to know how he "feels" all the time and because she smells good but odd in some ill defined way.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 02, 2014 10:47 AM (gnwQC)

168 I suppose I really shouldn't call Feng Shui the "Ching Chong Ding Dong" school of interior design.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 02, 2014 10:47 AM (ZshNr)

169

Men:

Get a L or M size T-shirt. Write in small letters "I make $150,000/year" on the label.

You will get dates. If you look like Jabba the hut, you will get dates.

Women: Get a M or S T-Shirt. Spray it with ONE spray of a high quality perfume - one that you choose, that reflects you. You don't have to write anything on the label.

If you aren't an XXL, you will get dates.

Posted by: RobM1981 at April 02, 2014 10:47 AM (dFemX)

170

but geraniums smell like wet dirt

um, no

Posted by: florist at April 02, 2014 10:47 AM (zOTsN)

171 @157 She should marry that guy, and get a huge life insurance policy.

Posted by: Try it! at April 02, 2014 10:47 AM (1/4XQ)

172 Also: Pack a hanky in your crotch and leave it there for week. Then use it for a pocket square. Bonus points if you slow dance and shove her head in it.

Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hands at April 02, 2014 10:47 AM (3ZtZW)

173 157 My college roommate dated a dude who smelled and tasted ( kissing, you pervs) like geraniums. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 02:45 PM (zDsvJ) So your roommate ate geraniums?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2014 10:47 AM (mx5oN)

174 Trust me. It smells better on.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain v Chelsea Live at April 02, 2014 10:47 AM (IXrOn)

175 Maroons. No, really.
That said both of my late wife's smelled so good to me- even stinky-hot and dirty. One Engish, one pure German- it's a down to the base thing.

But people falling for this nonsense are fools....

Posted by: backhoe at April 02, 2014 10:47 AM (ULH4o)

176 I keep seeing this. What is a MoMee?

Posted by: jewells45 at April 02, 2014 10:47 AM (l/N7H)

177 As long as it's returned washed and pressed, I'm all for it.

Posted by: That Obama Onesie Guy at April 02, 2014 10:47 AM (zllbf)

178 This thread stinks but in a strangely appealing way.

Posted by: eleven at April 02, 2014 10:48 AM (Hy7dS)

179 true story, when I was dating my husband we went to a bar in downtown DC. I got up to go to powder my nose, and when I came back, hubby was having a intense conversation with some dude. I asked what happened and he told me that after I got up the dude came over and started smelling my chair and said some pretty dirty things. Needless to say we paid our bill and GTFO.

Posted by: spypeach at April 02, 2014 10:48 AM (10H0T)

180 "But she has nice pheromones" will soon replace "but she has a nice personality".

Posted by: wheatie at April 02, 2014 02:46 PM (FWbLS)

"She's got HUUUGE... pheromone glands."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:48 AM (4df7R)

181 The young Italian chick next to me looked like a supermodel but she smelled like six different kinds of ass.

Non ho potuto odore. Era un bivio.

Posted by: Stinky-Hot Italian Chick[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at April 02, 2014 10:48 AM (4QSOR)

182 I guess similar to their smell... Which I do not find pleasant. I guess she didn't mind.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 10:48 AM (zDsvJ)

183 I smell like corn bread.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 02, 2014 10:48 AM (5Kf7w)

184 Smell the Glove.

Posted by: Spinal Tap at April 02, 2014 10:48 AM (nEIMV)

185 What do geraniums taste like?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 02:46 PM (sjdRT)

Like... geraniums.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:48 AM (4df7R)

186 157 My college roommate dated a dude who smelled and tasted ( kissing, you pervs) like geraniums. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 02:45 PM (zDsvJ) Why were you kissing your roommate's dude?

Posted by: I Don't Get It at April 02, 2014 10:48 AM (7ObY1)

187 OH wait.. I think I know. Meetup somewhere??

Posted by: jewells45 at April 02, 2014 10:48 AM (l/N7H)

188 Russia President Vladimir Putin's divorce goes through The Kremlin has confirmed that the divorce of Russian President Vladimir Putin from his wife of 30 years, Lyudmila, has been finalised. The country's best-known couple, who have two daughters in their late 20s, went on TV in June to announce they were breaking up. Mr Putin, 61, was still officially listed as "married" only last week. ... well this explains a lot. After the alimony, he needed the Crimea as a place to hang out

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 02, 2014 10:48 AM (e8kgV)

189 You smell like dead corn bread.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 10:49 AM (sjdRT)

190 If we wait long enough we'll start having men hit women over the head with clubs like cartoons in the 50s trying to portray cavemen times.

Posted by: Shoot Me at April 02, 2014 10:49 AM (EQcfE)

191 And the US military only thought of using smallpox blankets against the indians. We should have just had pheromone parties in the sanitariums

Posted by: imp at April 02, 2014 10:49 AM (XIXZz)

192 Ate geraniums and smelled of elderberries!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 10:49 AM (zDsvJ)

193 The hypothesis is that pheremone attraction will yield a mate with the least identical genetics, ensuring the strongest potential offspring. --- That theory is probably more true in small, more homogenous tribes -- to avoid risk of in-breeding. In modern, ethnically diverse societies like America, people, and females especially, overwhelmingly choose mates from similar ethnic backgrounds. Maximizing genetic difference would imply incredibly strong urges from inter-racial, inter-ethnic mating. Most people aren't maximally attracted to the most genetically different.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 02, 2014 10:49 AM (ZPrif)

194 Those pervs who break into women's homes and steal their underwear were just a head of their time.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 02, 2014 10:49 AM (XUKZU)

195 I smell like power

Posted by: Putin at April 02, 2014 10:49 AM (zOTsN)

196 I smell like burnt dick.

Posted by: Toaster F*cker at April 02, 2014 10:50 AM (LSJmV)

197 191 If we wait long enough we'll start having men hit women over the head with clubs like cartoons in the 50s trying to portray cavemen times. How is this a problem?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2014 10:50 AM (mx5oN)

198 It was her description of her boyfriend, not mine.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 10:50 AM (zDsvJ)

199 She's got a Great Stench!

Posted by: Vincent Hannah at April 02, 2014 10:50 AM (nEIMV)

200 I keep seeing this. What is a MoMee? Moron Meetup. All the kewl kids get to go.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2014 10:50 AM (ix+5k)

201

Um, EWW.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:50 AM (4df7R)

202 On occasion, I like to wear my husband's deodorant so I smell him all day. Whatevs, I'm weird.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 10:50 AM (LP0Fj)

203 Feralmones.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain( 1 ) v Chelsea( 0 ) Live at April 02, 2014 10:50 AM (IXrOn)

204 You smell like sunshine and Pinesol, and you look like Cinderella!

Posted by: Ditsy Chick in Bridemaids at April 02, 2014 10:51 AM (zOTsN)

205 btw, remember yoga pants in the 60's when they were called Rocket Pants?

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 02, 2014 10:51 AM (5Kf7w)

206 On occasion, I like to wear my husband's deodorant so I smell him all day. Whatevs, I'm weird. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 02:50 PM (LP0Fj) But, when he runs out, and uses yours...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain( 1 ) v Chelsea( 0 ) Live at April 02, 2014 10:51 AM (IXrOn)

207 Jessica Simpson smells like chicken. Or is that tuna?

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:51 AM (7ObY1)

208 OH wait.. I think I know. Meetup somewhere?? Yes. The NoVaMoMee is somewhere in Northern Virginia. I would assume.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (ix+5k)

209 Strong enough for a man...

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (LSJmV)

210 Nah, that's not weird, DangerGirl.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (zDsvJ)

211 btw, remember yoga pants in the 60's when they were called Rocket Pants? They should bring back parachute pants.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (T0NGe)

212 180 true story, when I was dating my husband we went to a bar in downtown DC. I got up to go to powder my nose, and when I came back, hubby was having a intense conversation with some dude. I asked what happened and he told me that after I got up the dude came over and started smelling my chair and said some pretty dirty things.

Needless to say we paid our bill and GTFO.

Posted by: spypeach at April 02, 2014 02:48 PM (10H0T)

Should have asked him what Congressional district he represented.

Posted by: joncelli at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (RD7QR)

213 I have heard stories of women, when widowed, who sleep with deceased beloved's shirt becuase it smells like him. But I doubt its how they met

Posted by: Ditsy Chick in Bridemaids at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (zOTsN)

214 Lindsay Lohan smells like 5-10 in the State pen.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (7ObY1)

215 And when your pheremone match turns up looking like Helen Thomas, what do you do then?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 02:45 PM (LP0Fj)

You suck-start a .45 like any self-respecting man.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (hLRSq)

216 Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 02:50 PM (LP0Fj) Hey DG, help me out. Are you the ette that works in sorta the same field as I do? Painting. Is it you that works in the lab?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (da5Wo)

217 Do our pheromone emitters and receptors age? Because this seems like a young person during Rut game to me.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (tf9Ne)

218 I smell like recycled office air conditioning, Fructis shampoo, and seething hatred for all things leftist.

Also, my hollow soul-shaped place has a refreshing mint scent.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (4df7R)

219 Spypeach was it Ted Kennedy?

Posted by: Ditsy Chick in Bridemaids at April 02, 2014 10:52 AM (zOTsN)

220 Rosie O'Donnell smells like a bulldog's asshole.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:53 AM (7ObY1)

221 Or you could soil your drawers and bring those. I here it's the craze amongst liberals.

Posted by: Marcus T, Virgo. Loves long walks on the beach, water-boarding and linked ammunition at April 02, 2014 10:53 AM (GGCsk)

222 And since sub-Saharan Africans are more genetically distant from all other ethnic groups than all the others are to each other, maximizing genetic difference would imply that all other racial and ethnic groups would be maximally attracted to black Africans. Black men and women would easily be the top of every hierarchy of whites, east asians, south asians, native americans, arabs, etc, etc. -- everybody. And that doesn't appear to be the case in reality. So maximizing genetic difference clearly is not the driving force behind human mate choices.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 02, 2014 10:53 AM (ZPrif)

223 LOL, MWR!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 10:53 AM (zDsvJ)

224 @204 Yup, pretty much it. I wonder if some of those jackwagons have ever seen a live pig, or eaten a truffle. I wonder if some of the females remember how to make a sammich. So, they climb of public transportation, or out of their Hour Cars and just go phreakin' w i l d for a few hours at the bar.

Posted by: Try it! at April 02, 2014 10:53 AM (1/4XQ)

225 "If the chick's shirt smells like sandwiches, you're in." or Hoppes - 9

Posted by: cu'chulainn at April 02, 2014 10:53 AM (Vk2CC)

226 196 I smell like power

Posted by: Putin at April 02, 2014 02:49 PM (zOTsN)

The supermodel and the grizzly bear agree.

Posted by: joncelli at April 02, 2014 10:53 AM (RD7QR)

227 Yes Cochran, I work in R&D for a paint co.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 10:54 AM (LP0Fj)

228 Take a look at Mrs. Putin's replacement:

http://tinyurl.com/k545obn

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at April 02, 2014 10:54 AM (Z7PrM)

229 Madonna smells like matzoh and the inside of a catcher's mitt

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:54 AM (7ObY1)

230 http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/11104/Porkys_Lassie_Scene/#.Uzxb7PldVQM

Posted by: Porky at April 02, 2014 10:54 AM (xBryS)

231
On occasion, I like to wear my husband's deodorant so I smell him all day. Whatevs, I'm weird.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 02:50 PM (LP0Fj)

Or like an old girlfriend of mine did with my leather bomber jacket

Week 1: Cur, I'm wearing your leather jacket tonight, okay?

Week 2: Cur, I'm wearing the leather jacket tonight, okay?

Week 3: Cur, who said you could wear my leather jacket?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2014 10:54 AM (TIIx5)

232 LOL, MWR!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 02:53 PM (zDsvJ)

Just putting it out there for the curious!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:54 AM (4df7R)

233 Karl Pilkington went to one of these things for his miniseries The Moaning of Life, and proceeded to be verbally assaulted by a womyn for being a sexist.

IOW's, expected results.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at April 02, 2014 10:54 AM (kZVsz)

234 Hm, also, perhaps the girls should be required to state whether they're on birth control or not. The research on pheremones, hormones, and attraction also indicate that women on birth control (which mimicks a hormonal state of pregnancy) change their indicated preferences for sexual attraction. It's hypothesized that part of the increase in divorce seen in the latter half of the 20th century came about because women on the pill were attracted to a man, then came off the pill during marriage and were suddenly "unattracted" to their husbands. An interesting possibility. http://preview.tinyurl.com/pl4ot32 (Scientific American) http://preview.tinyurl.com/ycj5yad (Psychology Today)

Posted by: Hal at April 02, 2014 10:54 AM (MftY/)

235 Well, I assumed it would be used underwear. So I guess at least it's not that.

Posted by: brak at April 02, 2014 10:54 AM (NaTky)

236 And maximizing genetic difference would imply that black women find black men less attractive than all other men on the planet. Which, again, is clearly not the case in reality.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 02, 2014 10:54 AM (ZPrif)

237 < Sniff > Smells like a Lenten fish fry in here.

Posted by: RS at April 02, 2014 10:54 AM (YAGV/)

238 Spypeach was it Ted Kennedy? Posted by: Ditsy Chick in Bridemaids at April 02, 2014 02:52 PM (zOTsN) Could have been, if memory serves me right he was pretty drunk.

Posted by: spypeach at April 02, 2014 10:55 AM (10H0T)

239 I'm fearless. I'll boldly go where no man has gone before.

Posted by: James T Kirk at April 02, 2014 02:46 PM (TIIx5)

That's what the internet is for....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at April 02, 2014 10:55 AM (hLRSq)

240 @223I do have a yen for Bushmen women... something about the clicks in their language, and those really clever things they can do with grubs. Oh, and steatopygia!

Posted by: Try it! at April 02, 2014 10:55 AM (1/4XQ)

241 215 Lindsay Lohan smells like 5-10 in the State pen.
***
Not anymore. Nowadays, 5-10 is the span of weeks you're on antibiotic treatment afterwards.

Posted by: B at April 02, 2014 10:55 AM (twiRb)

242 I smell like pussy.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 02, 2014 10:55 AM (nEIMV)

243 Omg, it's snowing. *bashes head against wall*

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 10:55 AM (zDsvJ)

244 221: too funny

Posted by: mallfly at April 02, 2014 10:55 AM (bJm7W)

245 >238

Smells like a Lenten fish fry in here.

Posted by: RS at April 02, 2014 02:54 PM (YAGV/)<

My bad. Had the fish special at lunch.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 10:55 AM (sjdRT)

246 Sally Kohn smells like sawdust and gorgonzola

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 10:55 AM (7ObY1)

247 Right, it's not "maximizing genetic difference" so much as "avoid extremely similar genetics" to minimize birth defects from in-breeding.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 02, 2014 10:56 AM (ZPrif)

248 244 Omg, it's snowing.

*bashes head against wall* Posted by: Y-not on the phone

Where?

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2014 10:56 AM (P1WNR)

249 Women: Get a M or S T-Shirt. Spray it with ONE spray of a high quality perfume - one that you choose, that reflects you. You don't have to write anything on the label.

If you aren't an XXL, you will get dates.

Posted by: RobM1981 at April 02, 2014 02:47 PM (dFemX)

------------------------------------------------

Ah, the days when couples actually wrote letters to each other. Used to get perfumed letters from my girlfriend. I gotta say, it was stimulating.

Posted by: Soona at April 02, 2014 10:56 AM (MzhHs)

250 243 I smell like pussy.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 02, 2014 02:55 PM (nEIMV)

Then stop rolling around in cats.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 02, 2014 10:56 AM (4df7R)

251 >*bashes head against wall*

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 02:55 PM (zDsvJ)<

I'll be joining you in bashing soon. They're calling for a foot here Thursday night and Friday.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 10:56 AM (sjdRT)

252 My bad. Had the fish special at lunch. Posted by: Muad'dib ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I hope you're not a pilot.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 02, 2014 10:56 AM (LSJmV)

253 "2. The Guardian reports on a new "dating craze" taking LA by storm-- bringing one of your stinky t-shirts to a bar and letting patrons sniff it to get a quick read on whether they like the smell of your discarded skin flakes and subcutaneous oils." Um, my oldest brother did things like that to us when we were kids but it wasn't a "pheromone party", it was bigger siblings torturing littler siblings. And it wasn't limited to dirty t shirts. There was the dirty socks torture, the underwear torture, the smell my feet torture, and the infamous armpit torture. Then, of course, there was the old, reliable, hold her head above the toilet and threaten to shove it in and flush. The lesson here: growing up in the fifties and early sixties made you tough. What doesn't kill you makes you strong.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 02, 2014 10:57 AM (dPc6Y)

254 47 In addition to not taking them seriously, I might find myself reaching for the nearest blunt object. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 02, 2014 02:31 PM (4df7R Goddammit Beth, there ya go again.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 02, 2014 10:57 AM (HVff2)

255 In regard to smell I know all strippers must all buy the same brand of perfume.

Posted by: Burt Toste at April 02, 2014 10:57 AM (fTFPL)

256 Hoppes - 9

Posted by: cu'chulainn at April 02, 2014 02:53 PM (Vk2CC)

The hipster douches who sniff t-shirts have no idea what Hoppes smells like.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 02, 2014 10:57 AM (QFxY5)

257 And that doesn't appear to be the case in reality. So maximizing genetic difference clearly is not the driving force behind human mate choices. Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 02, 2014 02:53 PM (ZPrif) Hey, I never said it was a perfect hypothesis. That's the problem with humans: No matter how much you try to use science to categorize their behavior, they have to go and be so damned unexplainable.

Posted by: Hal at April 02, 2014 10:57 AM (MftY/)

258 251 243 I smell like pussy. Posted by: Barack Obama at April 02, 2014 02:55 PM (nEIMV) No you don't.

Posted by: Reggie at April 02, 2014 10:57 AM (Aif/5)

259 But my brother wasn't all bad. He once hit me in the face and then gave me $2 to not tell my mom. Easiest 2 bucks I ever earned.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 02, 2014 10:58 AM (dPc6Y)

260 Ah just like the new trend of bridal parties doing photoshoots in their nighties. It happened two or three times in New York so it's sweeping the nation! This happened twice in LA so it's taking the country by storm! Somebody let me know when the next liberal tabloid tries to push that eating insects is going to be the next big thing. Again. For the 20th time.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 02, 2014 10:58 AM (UMWi0)

261 ooh ooh, an experiment!
get two t-shirts, for three night sleep with one worn in the normal fashion and the other pulled up tight like boxer shorts. Bring both to the bar and see if one draws more flies and/or women than the other.

Posted by: mallfly at April 02, 2014 10:58 AM (bJm7W)

262 228 Yes Cochran, I work in R&D for a paint co. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 02:54 PM (LP0Fj) Thought so. Story time. So we do a lot of work in a local hospital. A couple years ago, after having used the same product for decades, we were told we had to change the product we used for painting hollow metal frames. The alkyd was no longer allowed. Too much in the way of VOCs. So we had to switch to a no VOC product. Its sucks on frames. Hard. But that's what the hospital mandates we use. Care to guess what happened Monday? Yeah, some woman in a space adjacent to the one we were working in complained about "the fumes" and insisted that she couldn't work in that "potentially hazardous environment" and had to go home for the day. With a no VOC product.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 02, 2014 10:58 AM (da5Wo)

263
What do geraniums taste like?
Posted by: Muad'dib

Like an unemployed guitar player who needs to "borrow" $500 from you so he can book some studio time.

But he'll pay you back as soon as his band gets signed....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 02, 2014 10:58 AM (kdS6q)

264 246 My bad. Had the fish special at lunch. Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 02:55 PM (sjdRT) Where do you recommend the fish? OT lots of deer and turkeys out today feeding north of here. Getting ready for that 12" of global warming.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 02, 2014 10:58 AM (HVff2)

265 Friggin Orem Utah. Sooooo glad I planted seeds right before my emergency out of town trip. I think it's snowed twice since then. Small amts at least.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 10:58 AM (zDsvJ)

266 It seems to me that this could go terribly wrong ......... occasionally

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 02, 2014 10:59 AM (XWw96)

267 True story: Decades ago, when I was in college I was in an organic chem lab one afternoon. Stinkiest place there is. I took some reagents to the back of the lab to the disposal bottle and had to wait for a girl ahead of me. Her lab partner or friend was a beautiful petite Asian girl standing there sipping on a little milk carton type package of Chrysanthemum tea. The smell from the lab and the reagents was horrible but as I stood next to the girl with the tea waiting my turn I suddenly realized that she smelled better than any woman I had ever smelled before in my life. It was like a field of sexy flowers and female skin in a biodome in the middle of a sewer. I was visibly startled. She was startled that I was startled. I never saw her again but still remember that day.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 02, 2014 10:59 AM (lC1yS)

268 from the link: Might we reserved Brits embrace this earthy matchmaking with the same exuberance as Californians? Stories, a pub in East London, hosted the UK's first Pheromone Party this week, and I went along to find out. As we all stood politely by the bar, a pile of T-shirt-filled plastic bags gradually appeared on a table, numbered with blue labels for the boys, and pink for the girls, which we all politely ignored for the first 10 minutes. Finally a couple of brave souls sauntered over and started sniffing the bags. The table was quickly swamped.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain( 1 ) v Chelsea( 0 ) Live at April 02, 2014 10:59 AM (IXrOn)

269 You and me baby Ain't nothin' but animals So let's do it like they do it On the Discovery Channel

Posted by: Bloodhound Gang at April 02, 2014 11:00 AM (APuJ7)

270 Heh, Laurie @264. IIRC her boyfriend was in a band and waiting tables. And a smoker.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at April 02, 2014 11:00 AM (zDsvJ)

271 The hipster douches who sniff t-shirts have no idea what Hoppes smells like. good point.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at April 02, 2014 11:00 AM (Vk2CC)

272
Somebody let me know when the next liberal tabloid tries to push that eating insects is going to be the next big thing. Again. For the 20th time.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 02, 2014 02:58 PM (UMWi0)

It'll be in the same issue as the latest iteration of "microhousing is the cool new real estate trend".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2014 11:00 AM (TIIx5)

273 Take a look at Mrs. Putin's replacement:

http://tinyurl.com/k545obn

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at April 02, 2014 02:54 PM (Z7PrM)

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Holy shit! I want to smell her.

Posted by: Soona at April 02, 2014 11:00 AM (MzhHs)

274 "All the girls are too clean," one bloke complained. "Weren't the rules that you couldn't wash?" It turned out that he had provided one of the more potently "natural" offerings on the table.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain( 1 ) v Chelsea( 0 ) Live at April 02, 2014 11:01 AM (IXrOn)

275 By the way, if this pheromone crap worked, smelly old men at the grocery store would be swamped with all the tail they could get. I'm calling shenanigans on this one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 02, 2014 11:01 AM (dPc6Y)

276 273 Somebody let me know when the next liberal tabloid tries to push that eating insects is going to be the next big thing. Again. For the 20th time. Haven't read any Prepper magazines, have you?

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 11:01 AM (7ObY1)

277 Somebody let me know when the next liberal tabloid tries to push that eating insects is going to be the next big thing. Again. For the 20th time. --- Which reminds me... when's the next cicada cycle up? Those idiots push this every time one happens. My personal favorite is the ER stories of the dumbasses who followed their advice and tried eating them, only to find out they were allergic to them.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton rouge at April 02, 2014 11:01 AM (APuJ7)

278 letting patrons sniff it to get a quick read on whether they like the smell of your discarded skin flakes and subcutaneous oils. -- Excuse me while I barf. Oh, and LA + craze = count the normal people out.

Posted by: Lady in Black, on iPhone & not responsible for typos at April 02, 2014 11:02 AM (7Eff+)

279 Still no one had picked my bag. A woman offered to give it a sniff to see if it was so repugnant that I had no chance. "It just smells clean," she said. Under normal circumstances this would be a good thing, but at a pheromone party, being clean will thwart your chances of being sniffed out as a genetically compatible match. Maybe this is where I've been going wrong all along.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain( 1 ) v Chelsea( 0 ) Live at April 02, 2014 11:02 AM (IXrOn)

280 The Hoppes #9 is for profiling purposes.

Posted by: Clownf*cker at April 02, 2014 11:02 AM (kZVsz)

281 >Where do you recommend the fish? OT lots of deer and turkeys out today feeding north of here. Getting ready for that 12" of global warming.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 02, 2014 02:58 PM (HVff2)<

I like the 4 Corners in CF. We've had deer herds of 20+ in front of the house for a week. Eating the high bush cranberries I planted for them and the birds. I'm hoping the snow ends up being rain because that will play hell with gathering the maple sap.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 11:02 AM (sjdRT)

282 Take a look at Mrs. Putin's replacement: http://tinyurl.com/k545obn
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at April 02, 2014 02:54 PM (Z7PrM)

Bozhe moi! No wonder Vlad is feeling frisky!

Posted by: joncelli at April 02, 2014 11:02 AM (RD7QR)

283 @268 and you couldn't find the chloroform or the ether?

Posted by: Try it! at April 02, 2014 11:02 AM (1/4XQ)

284
So maximizing genetic difference clearly is not the driving force behind human mate choices.
Posted by: Costanza Defense

Sure thing pal.

Posted by: The Neanderthal Banging Your Cro-Magnon Granny

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 02, 2014 11:02 AM (kdS6q)

285

Sharyl Attkisson is following the transparent political spitlicker CIA ex-Director Morell testifying before Congress and posting on twitter. He's an idiot.

http://bit.ly/1ecUjn9

Posted by: MTF at April 02, 2014 11:02 AM (LISuA)

286 True story: Decades ago, when I was in college I was in an organic chem lab one afternoon. Stinkiest place there is. I took some reagents to the back of the lab to the disposal bottle and had to wait for a girl ahead of me. Her lab partner or friend was a beautiful petite Asian girl standing there sipping on a little milk carton type package of Chrysanthemum tea. The smell from the lab and the reagents was horrible but as I stood next to the girl with the tea waiting my turn I suddenly realized that she smelled better than any woman I had ever smelled before in my life. It was like a field of sexy flowers and female skin in a biodome in the middle of a sewer. I was visibly startled. She was startled that I was startled. I never saw her again but still remember that day.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 02, 2014 02:59 PM (lC1yS)

----------------------------------------------

Dear Penthouse Forum,

Posted by: Soona at April 02, 2014 11:03 AM (MzhHs)

287 Excuse me while I barf. Oh, and LA + craze = count the normal people out. --- LA is pretty much a sociology experiment in progress... Put a bunch of singles in the middle of 9 million people, give them relative affluence, and watch how much stupid shit they'll do.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton rouge at April 02, 2014 11:03 AM (APuJ7)

288 Nood. Guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2014 11:03 AM (ix+5k)

289 Angrya Mitchell smells like her face looks.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 02, 2014 11:03 AM (7ObY1)

290 Yeah, some woman in a space adjacent to the one we were working in complained about "the fumes" and insisted that she couldn't work in that "potentially hazardous environment" and had to go home for the day. With a no VOC product. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 02, 2014 02:58 PM (da5Wo) People fail to realize that low or no VOC doesn't mean odor free. All paint smells. It just does. And yeah, getting a zero VOC product to stick to metal? Virtually impossible. They just haven't developed resins that perform like alkyds and I'm not sure they ever will be able to. Yet another thing government regulation has messed up. Paint performance these days is a real challenge with the demand for low/zero voc. Ask your common paint customer what VOCs are and they don't know anything beyond, "they're bad for you!!!" which isn't even true.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 02, 2014 11:04 AM (LP0Fj)

291 Heh. Rain so hard here my new drainage solution overflowed! And a bunch of the dirt they laid down now exists in the sewer system. :sigh: Homeownership is a bitch.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 02, 2014 11:05 AM (HDwDg)

292 I smell like ground coffee and seeing a man about a horse.

Posted by: shillelagh at April 02, 2014 11:05 AM (hRzu2)

293 282 Posted by: Muad'dib at April 02, 2014 03:02 PM (sjdRT Thanks for the food review. Ever get to Fat Boys in Bloomer? They have a nice fish fry. You can hope for rain, but NWS and WC all predict a shit load of the white. YUCK!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 02, 2014 11:05 AM (HVff2)

294 Sharyl Attkisson is following the transparent political spitlicker CIA ex-Director Morell testifying before Congress and posting on twitter. He's an idiot. Posted by: MTF at April 02, 2014 03:02 PM (LISuA) fnord (LISuA) That is a great picture of her. I bet she smells terrific!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 02, 2014 11:05 AM (qyfb5)

295 Gawd, for to have the Renuzit concession...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at April 02, 2014 11:09 AM (zL/eJ)

296 I'm gonna say it: Where's our t-shirts? (and new thread)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain( 1 ) v Chelsea( 0 ) Live at April 02, 2014 11:09 AM (IXrOn)

297 "All the girls are too clean," one bloke complained. "Weren't the rules that you couldn't wash?" It turned out that he had provided one of the more potently "natural" offerings on the table.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain( 1 ) v Chelsea( 0 ) Live at April 02, 2014 03:01 PM (IXrOn)

All the centuries of civilizing ourselves and working and inventing so we don't have to smell like the contents of an outhouse or a midden, and now the hip thing to do is to reject that and grunt in the dung and muck.

Some diety somewhere - a little directed fire and brimstone, please.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stay Outraged, My Friends at the Outrage Outlet at April 02, 2014 11:10 AM (hLRSq)

298 Our database of citizens' pheromones is only held for 5 years and we need a court ordered warrant to actually smell anyone.

Posted by: NSA at April 02, 2014 11:10 AM (I2251)

299 Then man clubs woman and drags her back to cave.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 02, 2014 11:11 AM (dTh2r)

300 PIV, EOS, now SIN\FIA (Stink in nose\Fungus is amongus)

Posted by: fred zeppelin at April 02, 2014 11:13 AM (zL/eJ)

301 I wonder what the turnaround rate is at CNN. It must be a revolving door.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Paris St-Germain( 1 ) v Chelsea( 1 ) Live at April 02, 2014 11:13 AM (IXrOn)

302 135 Yeah, pheromones sound all cool and shit until you've actually traveled in Europe. It can't be worse than the crowd at O'Hare waiting for a flight to Bangladesh. My wife said...you know they have indoor plumbing in Chicago, WTF.

Posted by: The Farmer at April 02, 2014 11:14 AM (eBupg)

303 303 - I concur - Frog and Italian stations are the worse. Its like a BO convention protesting Right-Guard... The BENELUX, Spanish, German, and the Eastern Euro ones are okay - they know the discipline of bucket\soap\warm water, but that was 20+ yrs ago...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at April 02, 2014 11:20 AM (zL/eJ)

304 What if she has a yeast infection?

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 02, 2014 11:22 AM (dTh2r)

305 Would it be wrong if I let my dog wear the shirt for three days before bagging it?

Posted by: Thatch at April 02, 2014 11:35 AM (qYvEa)

306 299 Our database of citizens' pheromones is only held for 5 years and we need a court ordered warrant to actually smell anyone. Posted by: NSA at April 02, 2014 03:10 PM (I2251) --- I guffawed at that.

Posted by: Y-not at April 02, 2014 11:46 AM (zDsvJ)

307 305 What if she has a yeast infection? Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 02, 2014 03:22 PM (dTh2r) Make some sourdough starter.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2014 11:48 AM (mx5oN)

308 Last year was the big cicada year, which of course didn't materialize, because pre-natal insects don't actually give a fuck about what the calendars say, and conditions, not Almanacs, determine when and where they survive.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 02, 2014 11:57 AM (ZshNr)

309 I'd prefer they sniff my sack. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: pendejo grande at April 02, 2014 12:08 PM (OZW5B)

310 instead provides a fast, efficient, grungily-primal route to having sex based on nothing but stinkiness, then A Dude Must Have Thought ot It. Despite the gross out factor, I must admit that I approve this method. Anything that gets me in some skank's bed faster is a good thing. Wut?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 02, 2014 12:11 PM (1hM1d)

311 Finally, inroads for hobos in the dating market.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 02, 2014 12:23 PM (V4CBV)

312 I believe this first gained favor inside the rape tents of the Occupy movement.

Posted by: bkeyser at April 02, 2014 01:05 PM (OsxDX)

313 I wonder if they realize the majority of the "pheromones" they will be smelling after 3 days of poor hygiene are mostly from bacteria and not so much from the person who wore the clothes?

Posted by: SGT Stumpy at April 02, 2014 03:30 PM (kjJ5R)

314 I don't know about youse guys, but I like a nice pair of juggs.

Posted by: Pastorius at April 02, 2014 06:50 PM (gMAUH)

315 Girls -- Forget the tee shirts, just sniffing around the guy's car seat ought to tell you more than you need to know.

Guys, -- Just say you hab a colb so eberyding smells goob to you...

Posted by: Seipherd at April 03, 2014 08:49 AM (1etLu)

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