Officers involved in the unauthorized loading and cross-country flight of six nuclear missiles are probably looking for a deep hole to climb into. The Air Force is considering firing at least five of them.

The anticipated disciplinary actions would be the most severe ever brought in the Air Force in connection with the handling of nuclear weapons, The Washington Post said in Thursday editions, quoting an unidentified official who said that was aimed at sending a message about accountability.

Okay. The truth is . . . the part of this story that really caught my eye was that the AP is now quoting the Washington Post who was quoting an unidentified source.

The AP is now officially no better than us pajama-clad amateurs.

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Video of a local Philadelphia morning-news program saying something fairly dirty because she's so sheltered she has no idea it is dirty.

Not super funny, but cute. I'd call shenanigans on this but she seems genuinely clueless. Her co-host reacts, well, kind of the way one would expect.

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Remember that "Funniest DC Celebrity" event that I wanted to take MKH to, but you morons wouldn't cough up $400 so I could do it?

As a result, I missed out on the live, without-a-safety-net, comedy stylings of Senator Arlen Specter. I don't know whether to be pissed about your failing to come through for me, or grateful that I missed it the first time.

He actually placed 2cd in the event. Some guy from the Onion won. I have no idea how Ana Marie Cox did, but I hear her anus showed.

Anyway, since y'all are morons, here is the footage of Sen. Specter's set. It has it all....Bob Dole's flaccid cock, Dan Quayle (yes.....step into the wayback machine for DAN QUAYLE) jokes, Moses jokes and....quadriplegic sex jokes.

I wonder how long it is before these jokes end up in Carlos Mencia's act.

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Oh, this nasty little pussy is making goofball DVDs now? What a punk.

I suggest watching the trailers for their insane assertion that a "psychopathic technocracy" wants "80% of the world's population dead" and it's cheapo "spy surveillance effects" designed to make paranoids think they're really watching downloaded NSA feeds and the like.

Plus, Alex Jones' fatboy gurgle-voice for narration. It's heaven. He sounds like a roadie for GWAR, assuming that GWAR stopped requiring its roadies possess a high school diploma or GED.

I have no earthly idea how I came across this.

You Know... Since Alex Jones likes to threaten people who criticize him....

I just wanted to make sure he understands: "fat" does not equal "tough," you know? I mean, some fat guys are tough, but just because you're packing a nice swingin' set of double-D's doesn't mean that you can kick ass or anything.

Life isn't a Russ Meyers movie, Alex. Unless you're planning to smother me to death in your rack like Kitten Natividad, save the bluster, you bloated buffoon.

Fat, crazy and stupid is no way to go through life, Son.

More: The Apologist puts me some fuckin' information:

Ace, the figure 80% is based on Bilderburger "documents" Jones has supposedly obtained that show the Illuminati wants to reduce the population of Earth to 500,000 people who will work as slaves for the God Kings in the Illuminati. The Council on Foreign Relations is in on it too. This guy has been steeped in deep dish crazy for twenty years.

He's always made DVD's. It's how he makes his living. He's one of the most successful con-men in American history in terms of broad reach and duration.

And Ron Paul is his bitch.

References: Some people don't know what GWAR is. Here's a video (light content advisory):

And here is a Russ Meyer movie clip, I think with Kitten Natividad (somewhat stronger content advisory).

Can I Ask: if Alex Jones is actually in the role-playing game business? Because this would be a not-too-bad campaign setting for Cthulhu.

I'm actually pretty sure they already did it in Delta Green, but this has video, man.

More Snark: Steve O--

It's a slippery slope. It starts with annihilating 80% of the world's population.

But the next thing you know, you're listening in on people's cell phone calls.

And then? Fiat money.

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Apparently claiming to be "Representative Pete Stark," if you can imagine a Congressman acting in such a manner.

I didn't want to blog this, despite all the h/t's, but I guess I have to. I'm tired of talking about Ron Paul and Pete Stark and other demented cocksuckers.

Pete Stark dropped by the Daily Cocksucker to thank them for their support.

Strong, tough. Psychotic.

Thanks to everyone.

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Is this Ron Paul himself or just his closet Bircher zealots? I don't care at this point. He panders to the whackos, Truthers, and paranoid malcontents all the time.

Vote For Ron Paul

Because the Constitution doesn't mention "Jews."

Look it up.

Thanks to Mike H.

Related: Swiped from Hot Air. Very funny. Alas, no pornography or nudity.

I know the Paulbots and the Truthers (but I repeat myself) have a great deal of interest in such proposals.

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I have to imagine that at this point most of these bids are fake, attempts by liberals to screw up Limbaugh's jujitsu.

I have to think that Rush is hoping they're fake. I don't think he imagined he'd have to donate a million or more when he started this. A million dollars is big money, even for Limbaugh.

Thanks to a commenter, whose name I forget. Sorry, just clicked on your link without noting where it had been posted.

Meanwhile, a different sort of auction. For just $150,000 (starting bid), you can own Saddam Hussein's Rolex.

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I just saw a guy on FoxNews claiming that permission was permitted, because parents must give permission for students to be treated by the school health care center as a general matter, i.e., you need permission to be treated for cuts, bruises, nausea, etc.

This, he claims, constitutes parental permission, and anyone not comfortable with the pills-for-11-year-olds policy can opt out by simply refusing to have their children treated by the school for any malady.

Why not simply have a special permission for birth control? Because that wouldn't advance the cause of sexualizing ludicrously underaged children.

But watch NPR lie for the district:

School officials in Portland, Maine, voted to make birth control pills available to students at one of the city's middle schools.

The contraceptives would be available to girls in the seventh and eighth grades, with their parents' permission.

The move, sanctioned late Wednesday in a 7-2 vote by the Portland School Committee, follows a spate of pregnancies among middle school girls.

King Middle School will be Maine's first school to have a full range of contraception available, including birth control pills and patches. Condoms have been available at King's health center since 2000.

A school health center will make birth control pills available to girls as young as 11. Prescriptions will be given after a student undergoes a physical exam by a physician or nurse practitioner, according to Lisa Belanger, who oversees Portland's student health centers.

Parents must consent to their children using the school's health center, as most middle school students are ages 11 to 13.

Nevertheless, treatment is confidential under state law. That means students can decide whether to inform their parents about the services they receive.

Again, this is a lie, because a representative of the school district -- a principle, I believe -- just explained that "permission" means permission to be treated for anything, and if you want your kid to get cuts cleaned up, you have to also give permission for birth control. Opt out of it all or or opt into it all.

Girls this age are getting knocked up like crazy in Portland, so whether this is wise I don't know. If they're fucking at age 11, they might as well be on the pill at age 11. Not to be judgmental, but if the kid's a whore, she might as well have the whole whore safety kit.

But it's instructive how the, ahem, self-proclaimed elite in education (hah-hah) and the media (chuckle) team up to deny the public relevant information about the decisions they've made on our behalf.

For the children.

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Will wonders never cease:

The Senate just approved Dr. CoburnÂ’s amendment to redirect money from hippie welfare to childrenÂ’s health care by a vote of 52-42.

Dr. CoburnÂ’s amendment transferred funding for the Woodstock museum, which was inserted at the requests of Sen. Hillary Clinton and Sen. Charles Schumer, to the Maternal and Child Health Block Grant program. The vast majority of Democrats voted against CoburnÂ’s amendment to provide additional funding for childrenÂ’s health care.

Later this week, the Senate will have an opportunity to delay ALL earmarks within the spending bill until the Health and Human Services secretary certifies that all children in the U.S. have health insurance.

Someone snarks:

From one of the groups should call the Woodstock guy and ask him if he is going to seek a refund from Hillary and Schumer.

A good point.

Here's the thing: Hillary and Schumer earmarked that money to build the Woodstock Smelly Dirty Filthy Hippie Museum of Acid and Gonorrhea as a favor to a cat named Alan Gerry. It was his pet cause. He wanted the museum.

And he was a big donor to Hillary and Schumer.

Does anyone see the problem there?

Gerry's money otherwise would have gone to the museum. He would have built it, properly, on his own dime, not the taxpayers'.

Instead, he gives a lot of money to Hillary and Schumer to help them get reelected.

They in turn direct the government to spend taxpayer money on Gerry's cause -- likely more than he even gave them. But, in any event, effectively paying him back for his donation, with the money for Hillary and Schumer's election campaigns effectively coming straight from taxpayer funds.

Liberals give money to liberal politicians.

Liberal politicians, in turn, direct the government to award them contracts or else pay money on their pet causes.

Liberal politicians pocket the donations. Liberal donors still get all their money back, and more, from the taxpayers.

Everyone wins. Except the taxpayers, of course, who pay double for crap they don't want-- donating to liberal politicians and then having to pay for the pet causes of liberal donors.

Doesn't anyone see a problem with this? This doesn't seem very different from straw donations, which are illegal.

Oh, and: Conservatives -- or fake conservatives -- do this as well. But I don't need to make a stink about that, because I know that's the sort of corruption the MSM is interested in covering, or even over-covering.

Correction: I wrote the donor's name was "Bethel." DrewM corrects me -- Bethel is where the museum is to be erected. This Hot Air piece notes the guy's name is Alan Gerry.

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Boom. Nice shootin'.

A 72-year-old man stopped a suspected suicide bomber from detonating himself at a checkpoint in Arab Jabour Oct. 14.

The man approached a checkpoint where Mudhehr Fayadh Baresh was standing guard, but did not make it very far.

Baresh, a tribal commissioner and member of the Arab Jabour Concerned Citizens program, said he ordered the man to lift his shirt - using training received from Coalition Forces - when he did not recognize him as a local villager.

The suspect refused to lift his shirt. Baresh repeated the command again, and the suspect exposed his suicide vest, running toward the checkpoint.

Baresh opened fire which caused the vest to detonate, killing the suspect.

“I did it for the honor of my family and the honor of my country,” said Baresh, when he met with Col. Terry Ferrell, commander of the 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 3rd Infantry Division.

Maybe TSA should hire this guy.

In related news, the grassroots Iraqi awakening/reconciliation continues.

he helicopter trip was brief. But the journey also crossed something huge and ugly: Iraq's bloody sectarian divisions.

Aboard the 70-mile flight from Baghdad to Ramadi was a top Pentagon envoy and a leader of Iraq's biggest Shiite political party. They were paying a visit to Sunni sheiks who have joined the U.S. battle against extremists.

The meeting Sunday was part of budding contacts between Iraq's rival Muslim groups that has shown promise where the nation's political leadership has stalled: trying to find common ground among Shiites and Sunnis.

The exchanges — which have bypassed the stumbling government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki — are supported by Washington as part its evolving strategies to tap the influence of religious authorities and tribal chiefs.

Although the outreach is in early and cautious stages, it also reinforces questions about al-Maliki's relevance and ability to bridge Iraq's bloody sectarian divisions.

...

Even some of al-Maliki's main allies — including Shiite political bosses — have opened their own channels to Sunnis outside the official frameworks.

The U.S. military acknowledges it is urging the grassroots-style reconciliation — an apparent extension of its successes to recruit local fighters against extremist groups such as al-Qaida in Iraq.

Don't these ungrateful bastards know that if they don't keep the bodycount high a woman's right to choose in the US might be in peril?

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