A lot of people seem to dig this puppet.

Posted by: Ace at 10:30 AM | Comments (8)
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Probably closer to what he meant anyway.

Posted by: Ace at 10:16 AM | Comments (33)
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Is this funny? I can't tell at this hour. If I knew how, I might have stuck it on the sidebar. I suppose I should be asleep and waiting for the fat man myself.

But let me just wish all of you morons a Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Open Blog at 11:24 PM | Comments (21)
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The psychological pain of receiving lumps of coal for Christmas just tore the heart right out of them...police bullets added to their anguish.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 05:24 PM | Comments (21)
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Thanks to Beth at MVRWC.

Posted by: Open Blog at 03:18 PM | Comments (9)
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As told by David Sedaris.

Probably old but destined to be a holiday classic.

After the jump... more...

Posted by: Open Blog at 01:48 PM | Comments (11)
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Gunny Hartman meets Hermey The Elf.

There are no bleeps in this so consider yourself warned about the language. Keep the sound down if there are kids around.

Oh and it’s not old…it’s evergreen. There’s a difference.

UPDATE [Dave in Texas]: A little late with this, it's the PG version of the same thing. This one strikes me as a little funnier because of the "bleep" sound. Of course, I'm a moron. more...

Posted by: DrewM. at 01:45 PM | Comments (13)
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Gunny Hartman meets Hermey The Elf.

There are no bleeps in this so consider yourself warned about the language. Keep the sound down if there are kids around.

Oh and itÂ’s not oldÂ…itÂ’s evergreen. ThereÂ’s a difference.

UPDATE [Dave in Texas]: A little late with this, it's the PG version of the same thing. This one strikes me as a little funnier because of the "bleep" sound. Of course, I'm a moron. more...

Posted by: DrewM at 01:45 PM | Comments (13)
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The debate rages. Some say George C. Scott is the clear winner, others say Alistair Sim.

Yes. I left Bill Murray off on purpose. Bobcat Goldthwait is a deal breaker for me, sorry.

So what's your favorite version?

UPDATED FOR CHRISTMAS DAY: Several commenters correctly point out I left out a major contender. That oversight is now corrected, below the fold.

Merry Christmas you morons.
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Posted by: Dave In Texas at 01:27 PM | Comments (47)
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Men in Blackshirts?

Posted by: Ace at 01:18 PM | Comments (73)
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