Absurdly old -- 1991. I'm posting this because it's "empowering" and makes me seem as if I believe in sexual equality or something.

Though I have admit the girl's got more cuts than OJ after visiting the relatives.

Thanks to Jiggity.

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Slubs and I tripped over this yesterday, and I'm so glad we did. Weedstock, at the Boston Commons, attended by dozens, and the speaker was riveting.

And by riveting I meant he told stories about George Washington and hemp, that kinda riveting.

Dr. Ron Paul was well represented yesterday, and we had an opportunity to engage with some of his supporters, and gather some cool DVDs and bumper stickers, one of which is goin on my Carvin case tonight. Oh yeah.

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Posted by: Dave In Texas at 07:38 PM | Comments (17)
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Where was Mark Furman? We know he must have had a hand in this; OJ is innocent, of everything. He's Nordberg, for the love of God.

O.J. Simpson was arrested Sunday and faces multiple felony charges in an alleged armed robbery of collectors involving the former football great's sports memorabilia, authorities said.

Simpson was arrested shortly after 11 a.m., Capt. James Dillon said.

The charges against Simpson will include robbery with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery and burglary with a firearm, all felonies, Dillon said. More charges could be brought against him, he said.

Simpson was being held at Las Vegas police offices pending the arrival of his lawyer, who was expected later Sunday, Dillon said.

"He was very cooperative, there were no issues," Dillon said.

At least one other person has been arrested and police said Sunday that as many as six people could be arrested in connection with the alleged armed robbery that occurred in a room inside the Palace Station casino-hotel on Thursday.

Asked about his previous double homicide of Niccole Brown and Ron Goldman, OJ stated that that was an "undercover police sting" that had run into "complications" as he attempted to retrieve "contraband" from inside each victim's trachea.

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Dave sent this review. I hope it's okay to post it. After the review of the film he reviews the left's patriotism, which isn't really related but it seems like a good point.

Even though director Peter Berg had some comment like "I couldn't believe people were taking my movie jingoistically!," to be honest, I kind of like him, so I like to imagine that was said for career reasons. Sort of "Whoops, did I do that?"

Apparently he did wind up making a rather anti-terrorist, pro-American movie (even if that is muddied with the inevitable "bad on both sides" bullshit), and I'm assuming that didn't happen altogether by accident. Seems like a good movie.

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Posted by: Ace at 09:31 AM | Comments (41)
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Was it just my imagination, or did Ace and Bart end up closing the joint and riding off together into the sunrise? After Ace pinched Bart's ass, of course.

Speculations and predictions here.

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We've all been wondering how and why people used to dealing with millions of dollars were so gullible when it came to Norman Hsu. It's not like Joel Rosenman was a novice when it came to investing. And the Clinton campaign has years of experience with campaign contributions.

Of course, when a man offers to make you rich (or president) it's sometimes difficult to tear your eyes away from the big fat wad of cash he's holding. As they say, "Never look a gift horse in the mouth." And it certainly helps when the man is winning over your staff with free stays at the Mandalay Bay, show tickets, and dinners.

Among Hsu's guests was Patti Solis Doyle, who now heads Clinton's presidential campaign and has long been one of Clinton's most trusted advisors.

It was all legal and, Clinton campaign officials say, was typical of Hsu, the kind of thoughtful gesture for which they considered Hsu a treasure.

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Clinton confidant Solis Doyle got a coveted, and pricey, designer handbag -- a gift that made her so uncomfortable she returned it.

Hsu took the same approach to investors: getting them dinner reservations and giving gifts or invites to parties with Hollywood stars. They had no reason to suspect the small, well-dressed fellow was anything other than a successful businessman ... so long as they didn't perform the most minor of background checks.

If they had, they would have seen a trail of failed investment schemes and a felony grand-theft conviction.

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It turns out the Scandi plot for world domination was further along than we had previously thought. Thankfully, US officials are doing a better job securing the nationÂ’s high end sperm banks than they are on the southern border.

The NY Post blows the lid off the Snowbacks plan to infect our nations gene pool with a very rare and fatal disease.

New Yorkers looking for a bouncy, blond, blue-eyed baby are in a panic as the city's largest sperm bank - and the only one with imported goods - is running dry.

Cryos International, based in the Financial District, has gone to seed because the Food and Drug Administration banned sperm samples from 30 countries to prevent the spread of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, a rare, fatal disorder caused by eating beef contaminated with mad-cow disease.

Apparently those clever Scandis were getting us to fund our own assimilation in to their evil collective.

Cryos - which sells about 1,000 samples per month for between $175 and $300 each - is now scrambling to fill its freezer with the seed of local guys who get paid $75 per sample. The most prolific donors supply samples twice a week.

$75 to, uh ‘donate’? Why do I sense a new career option for a lot of you morons?

This kid fills his diaperÂ….like a Viking!

Posted by: DrewM. at 07:56 AM | Comments (22)
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-McGurk

Cool, Ace left the back door open.

Got the Sunday-Leads-To-Monday blues? Here's a little cure:

While our leader of the Liberal Democrats in Congress has them, the leader of the liberal Democrats in Ole Blighty is actually named after them! How did they ever win the war?

Just not enough crazy in your Post© Super Crazy Monkey Barrel Puff cereal? Need more absolute bat shittery to get your Sunday going? Here's the cure. A slight warning about that site below the fold:

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Posted by: Open Blog at 07:25 AM | Comments (10)
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Good morning (or afternoon) all. Hope the headaches aren't too terrible.

Just wanted to say that I sincerely enjoyed meeting everyone who attended the event last night. A good and mildly awkward time was had by all.

As you can see from the post below, there were a few camera-wielding morons in our group of, er, morons. I took a few shots myself. I would just ask on behalf of everyone who was there that if you do want to post a picture either here or on your own site, please please email the people in the photo to get their permission first. Some who were in attendance would like to keep their anonymity slightly intact. Thanks in advance.

Until next year!

Posted by: Slublog at 07:20 AM | Comments (6)
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Good God. I still have a pulse.

How did this bullwhip wind up in my room?

As you all might imagine, everyone had a good time. We managed through the anxiety attacks and social ineptitude just fine. The place was packed - quite a few AoS morons made the trip, and they are all way nicer than me.

I did grab a few photos, but as a courtesy to those captured in awkward positions I'll give them a looksee and if they're ok with it, I'll do a write up with some of those.

If not, well, here. Feast your eyes on Mr. Slublog (who would not stop hitting on me last night).

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Posted by: Dave In Texas at 06:59 AM | Comments (35)
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