April 08, 2014

Endless Love Open Thread
— Ace

So here is some stuff I've collected from the various corners of the web, all the way from Hot Air to Hot Air's Archives.

I don't know why we're talking about this but there is some concern that Jeb "Act of Love" Bush will be, or won't be, our nominee in 2016.

He recently claimed that illegal border crossings were just a Crazy Little Thing Called Love, causing many conservatives to ask in turn, What's Love Got to Do With It?

Charles Krauthammer notes that we're not just talking about one family that crossed the border, but 11 million illegal migrants. And that's a Whole Lotta Love for the American fisc to start being responsible for.

On that, Kausfiles offered a strange but oddly plausible theory: Bush decided to Keep Talkin' 'Bout Love not to advance his own bid (which won't happen), but to say something so outrageously out of sync with GOP primary voters that it makes his protogé Marco Rubio's position on immigration seem palatable, by comparison.

If the full Rollercoaster of Love offends you, would you accept instead a Lovin' Spoonful?

Karl Rove warns Jeb Bush that maybe he ought to stop needlessly offending the base lest he become a Victim of Love.

Steve Hayes looks at Jeb Bush's prefatory statement -- in which he declared that he didn't care if this was going to be on tape or not -- and concludes that Jeb Bush is definitely thinking seriously about running for President, hoping to ride The Power of Love to the White House.

And, by the way, the Executive Director of the Virginia GOP just called for the party to purge itself of all "nativists," by which he means anyone who doesn't support Comprehensive Immigration Amnesty.

You know, I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That).

Today the President was pumping out the verbal fog (Love Is Like Oxygen), attempting to gin up his base, depressed and anxious (possibly feeling a case of Tainted Love) by declaring it Equal Pay Day, demanding that we end the gap between women's and men's pay. Raising women's wages up to the top floors, much like Love in an Elevator.

Ed Henry wondered why, at the White House itself, women made 88 cents on each man's dollar. Jay Carney then did what he does best, which is babbling aimlessly for five minutes and asking unmarried female voters to Let Me Put My Love In You.

Even CNN had to say, respectfully, To Sir With Love, that's just stupid.

Oh, and somewhere, a Congressman got trapped in his Chains of Love. You're seeing the leaked security footage of his kissy-necky embrace because he's a Republican.

Well, that's what I got. I ain't got no more.

I'm All Out of Love.


Posted by: Ace at 03:48 PM | Comments (539)
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1 First?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2014 03:50 PM (o3MSL)

2 Oneth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 08, 2014 03:50 PM (0HooB)

3 Victim of Love...in my ass.

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 03:50 PM (FWbLS)

4 Shazbot! I'll get the others.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 08, 2014 03:50 PM (0HooB)

5 How many song titles are in this post?

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 03:51 PM (FWbLS)

6 Oh, love...look what you've done to me. Never thought I'd feel this way again.

Posted by: Jeb Scaggs at April 08, 2014 03:51 PM (Dwehj)

7 Love will keep us together! All you really need is Love! Undocumented Workers Need Love Too! Bush/Christie 2016 Bumper Stickers

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2014 03:52 PM (o3MSL)

8 Wait, does this mean we don't get the big, epic post today?

Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2014 03:52 PM (hFL/3)

9 The White House and the Press haveÂ….Lost That Loving Feeling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2014 03:53 PM (GEICT)

10 >>>Wait, does this mean we don't get the big, epic post today? nah, tomorrow. plus I started another long one.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2014 03:53 PM (/FnUH)

11 I was expecting a Steel Panther video.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 08, 2014 03:53 PM (0HooB)

12

Hey Jeb...You Give Love A Bad Name.

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 03:53 PM (FWbLS)

13 Huey Lewis - The Power of Love

http://y2u.be/VkAVfsw5xSQ

Posted by: mugiwara at April 08, 2014 03:53 PM (3a584)

14 Apropos of nothing and that the GT is a week away, I put a synthetic skeleton stock set on my PSL from Black Horse and it looks totally BAD ASS. EBR indeed.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at April 08, 2014 03:53 PM (QupBk)

15 Love on the Wrong Side of Town.

Posted by: Southside Bush at April 08, 2014 03:54 PM (Dwehj)

16 I think. Jeb would make a great nominee.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 08, 2014 03:54 PM (Aif/5)

17 Quite frankly, I'm All Out of Love

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 08, 2014 03:54 PM (HLprW)

18 Love the short post.

Posted by: Pilot141 at April 08, 2014 03:54 PM (nPwzA)

19 What makes Holder think he can talk to members of Congress like that?! Can't they prosecute him for the contempt charges, just like they will for Lois Lerner?

Posted by: polish pilgrim at April 08, 2014 03:54 PM (t/csP)

20 Is this an April fools joke? A week late, but I can't take Jeb seriously after hearing clips Levin played last night. SCOAMF is going to Fort Hood for memorial service & then raising $ for dems! He has no class or manners.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2014 03:55 PM (s0f54)

21 The masses will Love another electable Bush to perpetuate the dynasty!

Posted by: Karl Rover at April 08, 2014 03:55 PM (o3MSL)

22 The Power of Love. In My Ass.

Posted by: Huey Lewis and The News at April 08, 2014 03:55 PM (Aif/5)

23 Deserting your family and your country is an act of love?  Huh.

Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2014 03:55 PM (bAGA/)

24 Love stinks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 08, 2014 03:55 PM (BAS5M)

25 But...what about Muskrat Love?

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 03:55 PM (FWbLS)

26 Love means you never have to say you're sorry.

Posted by: A necrophiliac at April 08, 2014 03:56 PM (8MjqI)

27 So here is some stuff I've collected from the various corners of the web, all the way from Hot Air to Hot Air's Archives. That made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 08, 2014 03:56 PM (Gk3SS)

28 Love Stinks

Posted by: J. Geils at April 08, 2014 03:56 PM (HFSaY)

29 Your love is like a Hurricane - in my ass.

Posted by: Pilot141 at April 08, 2014 03:56 PM (nPwzA)

30 Love is a many splendered thing.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2014 03:56 PM (o7LFs)

31 Invading Crimea was an act of love. What comes next is basically orgy.

Posted by: Vladimir at April 08, 2014 03:57 PM (Aif/5)

32 Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2014 07:55 PM (s0f54) Sad to say, it matters not if you take Jebbie seriously, but it sure looks like our GOPe betters have already anointed him!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2014 03:57 PM (o3MSL)

33 Love Hurts Love stings If you do it right

Posted by: ouch at April 08, 2014 03:57 PM (Hx3jP)

34 But...what about Muskrat Love?

What about it? Oh, wait...that was a rabbit...

Posted by: Jimmah Cahtah at April 08, 2014 03:57 PM (Dwehj)

35 Love is Only a Feeling In My Ass.

Posted by: The Darkness at April 08, 2014 03:57 PM (Aif/5)

36 Smell the Glove

Posted by: Spinal Tap at April 08, 2014 03:58 PM (jucos)

37 The'll be fifteen minutes of kissin'. the'll be fifteen minutes of squeezin'. the'll be fifteen minutes of teasin'. and fifteen minutes of blowin' my top.

Posted by: Karl Rove, Your Sixty Minute Man at April 08, 2014 03:58 PM (l3vZN)

38 That's a loving spoonful right there.

Posted by: tbodie at April 08, 2014 03:59 PM (eNqiW)

39 I love the way you love me--in my ass!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2014 03:59 PM (o3MSL)

40 A reference to "Love Fist" would certainly have been appropriate for this post.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 08, 2014 03:59 PM (bHnlE)

41 **to Uncle Sam Sugar**

♫ Pour some sugar on me,
In the name of love... ♫

Posted by: illegal immigrant at April 08, 2014 03:59 PM (08jH8)

42 That made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 08, 2014 07:56 PM (Gk3SS) Moron = Easily Amused

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2014 04:00 PM (GEICT)

43

Jeb is like:

Love In An Elevator...that never reaches the top floor.

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 04:00 PM (FWbLS)

44 This post needs moar Barry White up in here...can't get enough of your love baby!

Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2014 04:00 PM (gpaQ1)

45 Welp, there goes another love song.

Posted by: the Outlaws at April 08, 2014 04:00 PM (BAS5M)

46 Hey, GOP - we've lost that lovin' feeling.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 08, 2014 04:01 PM (vT9IG)

47 This administration is giving us Love Potion Number 6.
 
Making us a Prisoner Of Love.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2014 04:01 PM (wNF3N)

48 OMG ace ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at April 08, 2014 04:01 PM (BCUEp)

49 Well ace, if you're still here, I brought something up earlier and "crickets" from the horde that were in attendance. Cliven Bundy, Nevada rancher, dozens of armed feds, helicopters, you know the drill. Been all over fox news I guess. No cable here. Might be worth some research and a post with factual background. Unfortunately I gotta get now. Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej at April 08, 2014 04:02 PM (J3IzX)

50 Me love you long time. We make boom boom. You no like, you numba ten.

Posted by: Jeb-san at April 08, 2014 04:02 PM (o7LFs)

51 Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars...

Posted by: Nazareth at April 08, 2014 04:02 PM (sOtz/)

52 I hope America commits an "act of love" and rejects Jeb! UGH.

If Rick Perry couldn't say "have a heart" wrt illegal minors qualifying for tuition  subsidies from TX without getting tarred an feathered, then I don't think Jebbie will survive this.

HOWEVER: I hope  both Jebbie and Christie run so they cancel out the Establishment vote and a conservative can emerge (Cruuuuuz or Perry, please!).

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 08, 2014 04:03 PM (KL49F)

53 Jeb, don't take your love to town.

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at April 08, 2014 04:04 PM (BAS5M)

54

I think the key word here is not 'Love'...

 

It's LOSE.

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 04:04 PM (FWbLS)

55 I'm all out of love, but I got plenty of air.

Posted by: Air Supply at April 08, 2014 04:04 PM (8MjqI)

56 Love is Just a Four-Letter Word

Posted by: Bob Dylan at April 08, 2014 04:04 PM (dfYL9)

57 Victim of Love.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 04:04 PM (Q8vlx)

58 Those aren't dashboard lights, they are the headlights of an oncoming train.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2014 04:04 PM (wNF3N)

59 "Equal pay for equal work" should apply to presidents as well -- and in that case, Obama should be paid $0.00.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 08, 2014 04:05 PM (KL49F)

60 (I'm sure it's already been said on one of these threads in the past few days, but what the Hell...)

That thing I did in your mouth? It's an act of love.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:06 PM (celt+)

61 This thread delivers the LOLs!

Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 08, 2014 04:07 PM (b96D1)

62 Jebby-Jeb, However far you stray We will always love you However long you bray I will always love you Whatever words You say We will always love you We will always love you

Posted by: GOP at April 08, 2014 04:07 PM (gpaQ1)

63 Jeb hopes that the electorate cant help falling in love with him.  [spit]

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at April 08, 2014 04:08 PM (BAS5M)

64 I want my free dry cleaning and I want it now!

Posted by: Y-not from her sick bed at April 08, 2014 04:08 PM (zDsvJ)

65 Endless Love Lose...something that the GOPe seems hell bent on.

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 04:08 PM (FWbLS)

66 Do you love me? Do you love me now that I can dance? Watch me now!

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:09 PM (dfYL9)

67 Love hurts - my ass.

Posted by: America at April 08, 2014 04:09 PM (j+3AK)

68 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnoDb0bMQuk

Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2014 04:10 PM (sdi6R)

69

59 Love is Just a Four-Letter Word

 

So is...Lose.

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 04:10 PM (FWbLS)

70 Moron = Easily Amused Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 08, 2014 08:00 PM (GEICT) Perhaps, although I've really thought that perhaps this site needs to be renamed to "Hot Air: Director's commentary."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 08, 2014 04:10 PM (HDwDg)

71 I dread tonight's ont.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2014 04:10 PM (qXpDt)

72 You keep using that word...

Posted by: Indigo Montoya: New Tennis Player at April 08, 2014 04:10 PM (nEIMV)

73 reggie love ?

Posted by: seamrog at April 08, 2014 04:10 PM (e7btA)

74 Why do FOOLS Fall in Love?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 04:10 PM (Q8vlx)

75 Love. With a baseball bat to Jeb's face.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2014 04:11 PM (CMkNk)

76 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgFDv_4oKsw Wookin' Pa Nub

Posted by: Buckwheat at April 08, 2014 04:11 PM (zDsvJ)

77 I've got that loving feeling. ....... You know who needs to be here? That 70's earworm from THC fame.

Posted by: tbodie at April 08, 2014 04:11 PM (eNqiW)

78 Let my love open the door, to your country.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 08, 2014 04:11 PM (lr3d7)

79 It ain't love, but the GOP could use this as their next convention theme: The Clovers, 1954, "The Cocksucker's Ball" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-n5vG2SjJY

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2014 04:11 PM (l3vZN)

80
The taxpayers and Howie Carr of Massachusetts are gleeful that the treasury will gain a few hundred more bucks per month now that Aunt Zeituni Onyango won't be down for breakfast. 

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 08, 2014 04:12 PM (nQjHM)

81 Well. That was an embarrassing noise I just made. http://bit.ly/1hZ0iRj

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 08, 2014 04:12 PM (Gk3SS)

82 Just waiting until after the lovin'.

Posted by: Engelbert Humperdinck at April 08, 2014 04:13 PM (BAS5M)

83 It's not love. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C5wCB9Rpef8

Posted by: Dendritic at April 08, 2014 04:13 PM (Fi+kS)

84 Wow. I really feel Exposed To Love whoa-oh-oh whoa-oh-oh Hope it wasn't that Tainted Love whoa-oh Tainted Love that the morons warned me about

Posted by: ginaswo at April 08, 2014 04:13 PM (MYoZ0)

85 I kan haz disvention now?

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 08, 2014 04:14 PM (DL2i+)

86 L-O-V-E H-A-T-E

Posted by: Reverend Harry Powell at April 08, 2014 04:14 PM (gpaQ1)

87 What is Jeb' s real name anyway? Jebediah?

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 08, 2014 04:15 PM (MKpBT)

88 Love makes the world go round!

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:15 PM (dfYL9)

89 To prove its commitment to defying the GOPe establishment, the entire horde should shave down there for the "no more Bush" look.

Posted by: A rusty razor blade at April 08, 2014 04:15 PM (j+3AK)

90 Aunt Zeituni, committing acts of love her whole life. It's touching, really.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 04:15 PM (ZshNr)

91 91 What is Jeb' s real name anyway? Jebediah? Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 08, 2014 08:15 PM (MKpBT) ---------------- Jorge Erbert Balker Bush

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:16 PM (dfYL9)

92 What is Jeb' s real name anyway? Jebediah?

Jebalicious!

Posted by: Jeb's fan club of one at April 08, 2014 04:16 PM (Dwehj)

93 You've lost that lovin' felon. Wo, wo, wo.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 08, 2014 04:16 PM (MKpBT)

94 Hrothgar, Could they be bright enough to try to play the dems? I don't think so.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2014 04:17 PM (s0f54)

95 If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Love, Irlene (the pretty one)...also the airhead sister

Posted by: Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters Variety Hour at April 08, 2014 04:17 PM (46nMv)

96 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M_0nU7RdPU

Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2014 04:17 PM (sdi6R)

97 I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever going to love you. Now don't be sad, two out of three ain't bad.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:17 PM (crkWb)

98 luv, luv me do Obama go screw

Posted by: seamrog at April 08, 2014 04:17 PM (e7btA)

99 The Navy needs to power its engines with love, not salt water.

Posted by: The Love Boat at April 08, 2014 04:18 PM (1CroS)

100 Can't think of any more love songs. Halp me, Jeb.

Posted by: Soona at April 08, 2014 04:18 PM (o7LFs)

101 I hate everything about you, why do I love you? You hate everything about me, why do you love me?

Posted by: Tea Party and GOP's jam, yo at April 08, 2014 04:18 PM (gpaQ1)

102
Yeah it's true, my wife Columba made a teensy tiny error when she attempted to smuggle a few suitcases of French fashion, perfume, chocolates, and French ticklers through US Customs without paying duty.  She apologized for her indiscretion, and has been on her best behavior since our family cut a deal with US Customs to avoid prosecution. 

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:18 PM (nQjHM)

103 "And, by the way, the Executive Director of the Virginia GOP just called for the party to purge itself of all 'nativists'"

Don't worry, Republican establishment. No Stalinist purges are required.

This nativist is self-deporting.

I filed the papers to change my registration to "Independent, Decline to State".

Posted by: torquewrench at April 08, 2014 04:18 PM (noWW6)

104 It's barely spring
BOC
http://tinyurl.com/mfr3os5

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 08, 2014 04:18 PM (DL2i+)

105 Ya know, sometimes love dont feel like it should, GOP make it Hurt so good.

Posted by: ginaswo at April 08, 2014 04:18 PM (MYoZ0)

106 I don't know the name of the band, but the name of the album will be "Aunt Zetuini's Love Acts".

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 04:19 PM (ZshNr)

107 Money cant buy love but it can buy something that looks and acts just like it.

Posted by: Jeb at April 08, 2014 04:19 PM (GYg/s)

108 'Jeb' is a nickname...based on his initials for John Ellis Bush.

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 04:19 PM (FWbLS)

109 We loves you yeah yeah yeah We loves you yeah yeah yeah

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:19 PM (dfYL9)

110 Oh, for the love of...

Posted by: HR at April 08, 2014 04:19 PM (hO8IJ)

111 It's nice to see that Jeb marrying a Mexican hasn't clouded his feelings on immigration.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 08, 2014 04:19 PM (Xkr8I)

112 I hate myself for lovin you Can't break free of the bills you ram through Pretty sure that's what Joan Jett sang

Posted by: ginaswo at April 08, 2014 04:20 PM (MYoZ0)

113 94 Aunt Zeituni is really the story of me.

Posted by: Barack the receiver of Love at April 08, 2014 04:20 PM (j+3AK)

114 Our dismemberment of the Ukraine is an act of love.

Posted by: V. Putin at April 08, 2014 04:21 PM (yP5ft)

115 Sucking the farts out of Mexican illegals will power the GOP to forever victories!

Posted by: jeast at April 08, 2014 04:22 PM (hn5v5)

116 What's love got to do with it?

Posted by: Tina Turner at April 08, 2014 04:22 PM (hpgw1)

117 Is it wrong of me that I actually like that song?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2014 04:22 PM (dBV5N)

118 Mia Love?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 08, 2014 04:22 PM (0LHZx)

119 "This next song is for all you mufuggers in luuuv."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 08, 2014 04:22 PM (0HooB)

120 We love the people of Syria to death!

Posted by: Islamic Army of Syria at April 08, 2014 04:23 PM (yP5ft)

121 I'm so f'n sick and tired of this damned hut.

Posted by: Brother 404 at April 08, 2014 04:23 PM (Dwehj)

122 Don't hurt me no more...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 04:23 PM (ZshNr)

123 >>121 Is it wrong of me that I actually like that song? You're probably too young to have had it embedded as an ear worm when it first came out.

Posted by: Buckwheat at April 08, 2014 04:23 PM (zDsvJ)

124
Aunt Zeituni will be buried in her nation land near Boston! She was an almost American who contributed a lot to our society, and we are very sad to learn of her departure.  Barack and I are unable to attend her internment, but will send Jo Jo Biden as the presidential representative. 

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 08, 2014 04:23 PM (nQjHM)

125 When will I be loved?

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:23 PM (dfYL9)

126 what's that change one letter in a word thing? rove love lose

Posted by: seamrog at April 08, 2014 04:23 PM (e7btA)

127 *removes Eddie Murphy Buckwheat sock*

Posted by: Y-not from her sick bed at April 08, 2014 04:24 PM (zDsvJ)

128 i've added a bunch of love references based on you-all's tips.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2014 04:24 PM (/FnUH)

129 Jeb loves people who would love America to death.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 08, 2014 04:24 PM (1CroS)

130 Jeb Bush is a Love Transmitted Disease (LTD)...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 04:24 PM (vHRtU)

131 Just gonna stand there and watch me burn But that's alright because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry But that's alright because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie

Posted by: LIV at April 08, 2014 04:24 PM (10H0T)

132 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbhtVGskmzM

Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2014 04:24 PM (sdi6R)

133 Sometimes I get to thinkin'
You don't love me anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgvB2pOF2-c

Posted by: HR at April 08, 2014 04:24 PM (hO8IJ)

134 Somewhen on these racist nativist threads we could do a meme.
Here's 3 easy ones.

MexiCannon,
Pole Vault,
Frogbuchet,
etc.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 08, 2014 04:25 PM (DL2i+)

135 Don't tell me you love me, I don't want to know!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2014 04:25 PM (mx5oN)

136 Love Me, Love My Chainsaw

Posted by: Baxter at April 08, 2014 04:25 PM (kFxpe)

137 **to illegals, in the tune of Barney the Dinosaur**

I love you.
You love me?
Please please vote for the GOP!

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:25 PM (08jH8)

138 They call jeb, Doctor Love They call him Doctor Love The nominee you're thinkin of Doctor Looooove

Posted by: ginaswo at April 08, 2014 04:25 PM (MYoZ0)

139

107 "And, by the way, the Executive Director of the Virginia GOP just called for the party to purge itself of all 'nativists'"

 

Posted by: torquewrench at April 08, 2014 08:18 PM (noWW6)

 

What about...Native Americans?

Do they hate Indians too?

 

Seriously, wtf is the deal with the Virginia GOP?

I still haven't forgotten what those fuckers did in the last presidential primary.

 

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 04:26 PM (FWbLS)

140 http://youtu.be/IMG7b3LYaAM

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 08, 2014 04:26 PM (yh0zB)

141 Like My Love Pump

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 08, 2014 04:26 PM (kFxpe)

142 You know, I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)

Was it ever made known what 'That' was?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 08, 2014 04:26 PM (HRlKD)

143 Jeb Bush has eaten ice cream out of Hairy Reeds colon... and liked it...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 04:26 PM (vHRtU)

144 First we must love all the lawyers......then kill them.

Oh, and fuck you Jeb Bush.  No Mo Bush!

Posted by: Bill Shakespeare at April 08, 2014 04:26 PM (lFIG7)

145
It's a fact I'm almost a Mexican by marriage, love tacos and enchiladas, speak fluent Spanish, and have a few 50 peso Mexican gold coins for the hard times.  Ole!

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:26 PM (nQjHM)

146 I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls All you ever did was wreck me Yeah, you, you wreck me I never meant to start a war I just wanted you to let me in And instead of using force I guess I should've let you win I never meant to start a war I just wanted you to let me in I guess I should've let you win Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want youuuuuuu...

Posted by: Jebbie Bush at April 08, 2014 04:27 PM (gpaQ1)

147 >>Seriously, wtf is the deal with the Virginia GOP? I'm so old I remember when the Smart Set were pimping VA's governor as veep material.

Posted by: Y-not from her sick bed at April 08, 2014 04:27 PM (zDsvJ)

148 Who loves ya, baby?

Posted by: Telly Savalas at April 08, 2014 04:27 PM (MKpBT)

149 Pearl Necklace. What do you mean that's not a love song?

Posted by: Dendritic at April 08, 2014 04:27 PM (Fi+kS)

150 I speak of the pompetus of love!

Posted by: Jeb "Maurice" Bush at April 08, 2014 04:27 PM (mx5oN)

151 No, Jeb, you're MexiCANT.

Posted by: Y-not from her sick bed at April 08, 2014 04:27 PM (zDsvJ)

152 'That'= Red Snapper in the red snapper...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 04:27 PM (vHRtU)

153 The GOPe - diluting voters to our preferred close loser constituency.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 08, 2014 04:27 PM (DL2i+)

154 Oh gross! Did he end with Captain and Tenille!? Aaaaaaccck

Posted by: tasker at April 08, 2014 04:27 PM (RJMhd)

155 CAMP LEJEUNE, NC (WECT) - A Marine standing guard at Camp Lejeune's main gate fired his rifle and killed a fellow Marine guard Tuesday evening. I would post a link to the story but it doesn't say much more than this.

Posted by: traye at April 08, 2014 04:28 PM (dHqYH)

156 Like Lick My Love Pump

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 08, 2014 04:28 PM (kFxpe)

157 Have a heart. They crossed a Sea of Love to get here.

Posted by: no good deed at April 08, 2014 04:28 PM (ILBCY)

158 Jeb B's in love.

Posted by: Rickie Lee Jones at April 08, 2014 04:28 PM (BAS5M)

159 It's posts like this that demonstrate why Ace is so great. Apropos of nothing, what is love if baby don't love me, don't love me no more.

Posted by: Chique at April 08, 2014 04:29 PM (dbboL)

160 Gimme All your Lovin', all your phones and taxes too.

Posted by: ZZ Top, the dudes with beards at April 08, 2014 04:29 PM (46nMv)

161 OT, but what's the over/under on the time it will take for Rev. Al to go Hoffa?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 08, 2014 04:29 PM (yh0zB)

162 Hole Lotta Love

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 08, 2014 04:29 PM (kFxpe)

163 Love gun!

Posted by: Paul Stanley at April 08, 2014 04:29 PM (mx5oN)

164 Hey Jeb baby, illegal immigratrion may be an "act of love". But where there's an "act of love", there's a screwer and a screwee. Guess which position the citizens and taxpayers of California are in? We've been rode hard and put up wet.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 08, 2014 04:29 PM (wdHk6)

165 Love is a Battlefield

Posted by: Pat Benatar at April 08, 2014 04:29 PM (RJMhd)

166
Have any of you guys ever visited Boy's Town in Acuna?

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:29 PM (nQjHM)

167 I...love to love you, Baby, in my ass.

Posted by: Donna Summer at April 08, 2014 04:29 PM (Ua6T/)

168 Me love you long time! Me sucky-sucky!!

Posted by: berserker lurker at April 08, 2014 04:29 PM (Qe4/t)

169 If you don't enter America illegally, then you hate your family.

Posted by: Jeb Bush, Love Merchant at April 08, 2014 04:30 PM (1CroS)

170 And the best love song of all time.  OF ALL TIME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd-0wHETSSY

Posted by: HR at April 08, 2014 04:30 PM (hO8IJ)

171 I love me some me

Posted by: Preznit 404 at April 08, 2014 04:30 PM (kFxpe)

172 Who do you love?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 08, 2014 04:30 PM (0HooB)

173 http://youtu.be/LL9O0B0gzZE

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 08, 2014 04:30 PM (yh0zB)

174 Jeb softly singing : All you need is ROVE all you need is ROVE............

Posted by: seamrog at April 08, 2014 04:31 PM (e7btA)

175 Love Removal Machine

Posted by: Dr Gosnell at April 08, 2014 04:31 PM (kFxpe)

176 Love is never having to show your ID.

Posted by: Al Gore at April 08, 2014 04:31 PM (Ua6T/)

177 Who wrote the book of love?

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:32 PM (dfYL9)

178 Anybody got any pills?

Posted by: Noelle Bush at April 08, 2014 04:32 PM (oFCZn)

179
Mexican music video!


http://tinyurl.com/mtlfb4m

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 08, 2014 04:32 PM (nQjHM)

180 Also got my umpteenth email from Mia Love. This.might be an omen. This is her time.

Posted by: pj at April 08, 2014 04:32 PM (ZWaLo)

181 RINOs Give Love a Bad Name (Bad Name!)

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2014 04:32 PM (udjuE)

182
Virginia GOP, Party of One?

Posted by: The Chinese Restaurant dude from Seinfeld at April 08, 2014 04:32 PM (hUf/y)

183 Posted by: HR at April 08, 2014 08:30 PM (hO8IJ) I don't care what anyone says, that guy is a musical genius. I'll bet he could come up with a way to rhyme something with orange if he set his mind to it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 08, 2014 04:33 PM (yh0zB)

184 All you need is love.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 08, 2014 04:33 PM (0HooB)

185 again late to the party what's love got to do with it? or do you love me or love, look what you've done to me. or whole lotta love

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:33 PM (nqBYe)

186 Shot Through The Dick, And You're To Blame!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 04:33 PM (vHRtU)

187 Love Is Like Oxygen

Posted by: Sweet at April 08, 2014 04:33 PM (kFxpe)

188 Im all for amnesty - so long as those who support it are first. By that I mean they all take in 10-15 mexicans into their own home. Feed them, clothe them, transport them wherever they want to go. If you refuse - you are a nativist racist. You first Jeb.. have at it hoss.

Posted by: Bossypants at April 08, 2014 04:33 PM (Cs9Ps)

189 This thread needs some Ugly Kid Joe. Hate is what I'm talkin' about. Re: Jeb Bush. No more Bushies.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 04:34 PM (Q8vlx)

190 "And, by the way, the Executive Director of the Virginia GOP just called for the party to purge itself of all "nativists," by which he means anyone who doesn't support Comprehensive Immigration Amnesty." No need. I'll happily purge myself from your loser party, losers.

Posted by: Huh? at April 08, 2014 04:34 PM (QgAFR)

191 Put on you political thinking caps. If Jeb Bush desired the nom, would he be saying these things? Of course not. The statements coming out of Jeb's mouth are exactly the opposite one would say if they wanted the GOP nom.

Posted by: Soothsayer has gun, will travel at April 08, 2014 04:34 PM (IKE1C)

192 Jeb gives me gas, as a Florida resident I can attest. anyways they have paralleled this episode of Agents of Shield, around the Winter Soldier film, of course they still haven't blown up the Headquarters,

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 08, 2014 04:34 PM (Jsiw/)

193 Shave The Bush.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 04:34 PM (vHRtU)

194 Beep. Beep.

I can fit like ten people, easy, who want to make love across the border.

Posted by: Herbie the Love Bug at April 08, 2014 04:35 PM (08jH8)

195 i'd like to buy the world a home And furnish it with love Grow apple trees and honey bees And snow white turtle doves

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:35 PM (nqBYe)

196 180 Love Removal Machine Posted by: Dr Gosnell at April 08, 2014 08:31 PM (kFxpe) ********** Oh man--that's actually the only good song on this whole freakin' thread.

Posted by: Pat Benatar at April 08, 2014 04:35 PM (RJMhd)

197 Whole Lotta Love Lose...the GOPe motto.

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 04:35 PM (FWbLS)

198
Muscle of Love

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2014 04:36 PM (AHzA7)

199

Rock it, Jeb.  Rock the cradle of love!

 

 

 

 

[lip curl]

Posted by: Billy Idol at April 08, 2014 04:36 PM (BAS5M)

200 Love Is On The Way...through a tunnel under the border.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2014 04:36 PM (mx5oN)

201 Love the One You're With, Jeb. You don't need to court anyone else.

Posted by: Stephen Stills at April 08, 2014 04:36 PM (1CroS)

202 ♬ Push Push in the Jeb Bush ♬

Posted by: musique at April 08, 2014 04:37 PM (hn5v5)

203 Jeb needs to go away like the pubes on pron actresses.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 04:37 PM (Q8vlx)

204 Love the Way You Lie.

Posted by: no good deed at April 08, 2014 04:38 PM (ILBCY)

205 And the episode opened up  with Blue Oyster Cult's 'Fear the Reaper'

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 08, 2014 04:38 PM (Jsiw/)

206 Love that dirty water... But not really, so I'm headed Norte!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 04:38 PM (ZshNr)

207 All You Need is Love... and a stolen SSN and welfare

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2014 04:38 PM (mx5oN)

208

197...If Jeb Bush desired the nom, would he be saying these things? Of course not.

 

The statements coming out of Jeb's mouth are exactly the opposite one would say if they wanted the GOP nom.

 

----------

 

He lives in a bubble, Sooth.

And in that bubble, what he's saying is applauded.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 08, 2014 04:38 PM (FWbLS)

209 Love is Like a Bottle of Gin! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OrCxAIm-Bw‎

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 04:38 PM (vHRtU)

210 Dream lover where are you with a love so rare and true a green card for you to hold Medicare when you grow old

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:38 PM (dfYL9)

211 Agents of Shield? Yeah, I saw that. Then I changed the channel to Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Soothsayer has gun, will travel at April 08, 2014 04:38 PM (IKE1C)

212 tell me baby, that you need me say that you will never leave me love me tonight hold me now my heart is aching and until the dawn is breaking love me tonight by some old welshman

Posted by: seamrog at April 08, 2014 04:39 PM (e7btA)

213 Second look at Huntsman?

Posted by: Soothsayer has gun, will travel at April 08, 2014 04:39 PM (IKE1C)

214 Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably shit.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 04:39 PM (vHRtU)

215
Beep. Beep.

I can fit like ten people, easy, who want to make love across the border.

Posted by: Herbie the Love Bug at April 08, 2014 08:35 PM (08jH











Yeah whatever, queerbait. But I'll NEVER abandon you.

Posted by: Herpee the Love Bug at April 08, 2014 04:39 PM (AHzA7)

216 if Jeb is the GOP candidate, the Demonrats will keep the White House.

i'll still go to the polls, and vote in other races, but i'll no more vote for his RINO ass than i would willingly perform oral sex on Moo-chelle...

Let.
It.
Burn.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 08, 2014 04:40 PM (q+fqH)

217 &&&&

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 08, 2014 04:40 PM (0HooB)

218 Do you love me (now that I can dance)?

Posted by: Jeb Bush and The Contours at April 08, 2014 04:40 PM (BAS5M)

219 220 Second look at Huntsman? Sure, he can shave the bush.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 04:40 PM (vHRtU)

220 Third look at Romney? Oh, wait. That's Coulter's shtick.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 08, 2014 04:41 PM (1CroS)

221 Yes, they would never deliberately stick a chiv in us, forget about McCain and Romney,

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 08, 2014 04:41 PM (Jsiw/)

222 Pretty sure Obama's half-brother lives in a Love Shack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs&feature=kp

Posted by: Y-not from her sick bed at April 08, 2014 04:41 PM (zDsvJ)

223 Jeb, Who do you love? Jeb, lovers and loser? Jeb likes Love in an elevator? Jeb, dangerously in Love. let your love go Jeb all out of love for Jeb. all for love buddy holly said love's made a fool out of you, jeb

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:41 PM (nqBYe)

224 Space Herpes Loves Bush!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 04:41 PM (vHRtU)

225 the ultimate love/relationship song by Tonio K...

NSFW lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKmW5igCFpE

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 08, 2014 04:41 PM (q+fqH)

226 I love you truly trooooooooly, dear

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:42 PM (dfYL9)

227 perhaps Jeb; has been doing to much love by the dashboard lights

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:42 PM (nqBYe)

228 OG Celtic-American: "Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably shit." Now that's poetic. For a Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 08, 2014 04:42 PM (1CroS)

229 Was it ever made known what 'That' was? He wouldn't cheat on her for love.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:42 PM (crkWb)

230 You've called my bluff I'm not so hot Now is that love? My assets froze while yours have dropped Now is that, is that It's the cupid, cupid, cupid disguise We more or less survive Now that is love!

Posted by: GOP at April 08, 2014 04:42 PM (udjuE)

231 "Best of my love" by the Emotions is really good

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2014 04:43 PM (/FnUH)

232
Did anyone ever consider that maybe women just aren't as good at their jobs?  I'm not saying that, but maybe you guys could discuss it.


*laughs, trots off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX7MbG6MiQs

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2014 04:43 PM (hUf/y)

233 Once again we will ask: "Is this the best we could have done?".

Posted by: Bob from table9 at April 08, 2014 04:43 PM (jsa6I)

234 love for sale, signed Jeb Bush

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:43 PM (nqBYe)

235 >>> "Best of my love" by the Emotions is really good No comment.

Posted by: Mariah Carey's plagiarism lawyer at April 08, 2014 04:43 PM (/FnUH)

236 Love or something-like-it's got a hold of me.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:43 PM (dfYL9)

237 Love is only a lie Great White

Posted by: Dendritic at April 08, 2014 04:43 PM (Fi+kS)

238 the GOP should start their own dating site -- OKStupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer has gun, will travel at April 08, 2014 04:44 PM (IKE1C)

239
Executive Director of the Virginia GOP just called for the party to purge itself of all "nativists," by which he means anyone who doesn't support Comprehensive Immigration Amnesty.




Remember when we pointed out that the VA Reps attempts to keep anybody but Romney off the ballot in 2012 and their shiving of their own party's gubernatorial candidate because he was one of those icky conservatives belied a certain -- moderate -- tendency?

And then we were yelled at by a set of posters deep in the VA Republican machine who called us all types of paranoid n' stupid and stuff?

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2014 04:44 PM (kdS6q)

240 Love Can Build a Bridge

Posted by: Chris Christie at April 08, 2014 04:44 PM (ILBCY)

241 "Best of my love" by the Emotions is really good Posted by: ace at April 08, 2014 08:43 PM (/FnUH) or ' that just my imagination.'

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:44 PM (nqBYe)

242 C'mon Jeb!  This  country needs a double  triple  shot of Bush love.

Posted by: Swinging Medallions at April 08, 2014 04:44 PM (BAS5M)

243 Izzat love? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA_uEwvw5PY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 08, 2014 04:45 PM (0HooB)

244 I just wanna be loved, is that so wrong?

Posted by: Guido at April 08, 2014 04:45 PM (GYg/s)

245 conservatives to Jeb. You can't hurry love.

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:45 PM (nqBYe)

246 Me and Mrs Jones, we got a thing, a goin on, now we both a know that its wrong. http://youtu.be/INH0N83ztg0 Buble does it best.

Posted by: UWP at April 08, 2014 04:45 PM (KAmBO)

247 bad company !

Posted by: Puncher at April 08, 2014 04:45 PM (paTTj)

248 Hypothetically if Hydra ran the GOP, would they do anything different?

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 08, 2014 04:46 PM (Jsiw/)

249 jeb bush, love the way you lie.

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:46 PM (nqBYe)

250 To the tune of Yankee Doodle... Aunt Zeituni came to town, On a phony vi-sa... Stuck her ass in Mattapan, Eating greasy pizza...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 04:46 PM (ZshNr)

251 The ur-Emo rock song:

youtube.com/watch?v=9muzyOd4Lh8

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 08, 2014 04:46 PM (HRlKD)

252 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2014 08:44 PM (kdS6q) They did it out of love!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2014 04:47 PM (o3MSL)

253 did you ever love me, jeb bush asks the consereatives?

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:47 PM (nqBYe)

254 This just proves that Love Will Find A Way (If you want it to).

Posted by: Dales at April 08, 2014 04:47 PM (ajeIF)

255 186 Also got my umpteenth email from Mia Love. This.might be an omen. This is her time. Posted by: pj at April 08, 2014 08:32 PM (ZWaLo) Man, I hope so, I am so tired of the Utah GOP geezers running the show. Supposedly her biggest potential GOP rival backed out, and the Utah dems are currently floundering as no obvious new lightbringer is presenting themselves. No better time for her to run!

Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2014 04:48 PM (rhN3Q)

256 232 the ultimate love/relationship song by Tonio K... NSFW lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKmW5igCFpE Posted by: redc1c4 at April 08, 2014 08:41 PM (q+fqH) Out. Fucking. Standing.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2014 04:48 PM (mx5oN)

257 If loving the GOP is wrong...then I'm ok with that.

Posted by: DangerGirl at home with her Sanity Prod at April 08, 2014 04:48 PM (GrtrJ)

258

Go for it, Jeb.  Run!

 

From Russia With Love,

Posted by: Putin at April 08, 2014 04:48 PM (BAS5M)

259 to sir with love. Jeb speaking to corporations and labor

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:48 PM (nqBYe)

260 Yeah, we loved you. For about 3 minutes. Now GTFO, I gotta work in the morning. Cab fair is on the table...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 04:48 PM (vHRtU)

261 Crazy Little Thing Called Love I think y'all missed Freddie.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at April 08, 2014 04:49 PM (UFwiA)

262 Love is strange. I mean.... strangers.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 04:49 PM (dfYL9)

263 ♬ Hit me with your Romney schtick! ♬

Posted by: ian dury and the coulters at April 08, 2014 04:49 PM (hn5v5)

264 This Ain't The Summer Of Love, Jeb.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2014 04:49 PM (wNF3N)

265 If elected, I promise to not commit an act of love in your mouth....Unless you say okay.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 04:50 PM (ZshNr)

266 Jeb Bush's Love For Sale - k.d. lang

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:50 PM (nqBYe)

267 If I didn't love you, I'd hate you

Posted by: GOP at April 08, 2014 04:50 PM (udjuE)

268 I stopped loving Jeb today.

Posted by: George Jones at April 08, 2014 04:50 PM (BAS5M)

269 Jeb... Ixnay on the ovelay alktay. That's practically Spanish so maybe it'll get through to you.

Posted by: Karl Rove, Super Genius at April 08, 2014 04:50 PM (1CroS)

270 Hey, Jeb. I stopped loving you today.

Posted by: Zombie George Jones at April 08, 2014 04:50 PM (dfYL9)

271 conservatives to Jeb, don't take your love to town

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:51 PM (nqBYe)

272 So, if: Love = Illegality and Love = Abortion then, we can abort Illegals?

Posted by: LIV Logic Master at April 08, 2014 04:51 PM (vHRtU)

273 275 --- Hey! I thought I was dead!!!

Posted by: Zombie George Jones at April 08, 2014 04:52 PM (dfYL9)

274 Whoa, twin zombie Possums.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at April 08, 2014 04:52 PM (UFwiA)

275 Jeb, how can we miss you if you won't leave?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 08, 2014 04:52 PM (0HooB)

276 Rehab Bartender http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v_0pw-LeloU

Posted by: Dendritic at April 08, 2014 04:52 PM (Fi+kS)

277 illegals to Jeb, How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You) - Marvin Gaye

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:53 PM (nqBYe)

278 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abbu5hcH0kk

Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2014 04:53 PM (sdi6R)

279 Jeb, I didn't know I loved  you until I saw you rock'n'roll.

Posted by: Gary Glitter at April 08, 2014 04:53 PM (BAS5M)

280 I'm All Out of Love


Dude, that's fucking Air Supply.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2014 04:54 PM (TM1p8)

281 Jeb Bush as the nominee really would be the straw that broke the camel's back and would probably split the party up.

I know some may like that idea of a new conservative party, but I think the far more likely scenario is the Right fighting amongst ourselves while the Democrats run the show and turn us into Venezuela.

Posted by: Uniden at April 08, 2014 04:54 PM (13G+x)

282 conservatives to GOP..Vision Of Love mariah carey

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:54 PM (nqBYe)

283 When you feel safe. When you feel warm. That's when I rise. That's when I crawl. In the dead of night, Jeb bites! Jeb bites!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 08, 2014 04:54 PM (Xkr8I)

284 283 they tried to make me go to rehab, I said no,no,no. Zombie Amy Winhouse

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 04:54 PM (Q8vlx)

285 Sick Love Song - Mötley Crüe and the moron band

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:54 PM (nqBYe)

286 "I don't know why we're talking about this"

Because most conservative media is just outrage porn now. "Oh my gosh, you won't believe what the ESTABLISHMENT (TM) is pushing on us poor victims now!"

Posted by: Shoot Me at April 08, 2014 04:55 PM (EQcfE)

287 ION - Leland the California gun runner pleaded innocent. Case solved.

Posted by: CNN at April 08, 2014 04:55 PM (KAmBO)

288 Jack Ingram knows how to say "Love" You to the GOP: http://preview.tinyurl.com/mcdf8vn

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2014 04:55 PM (udjuE)

289 jeb's -Love For Sale - Motörhead

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:55 PM (nqBYe)

290 Jeb could make a lot of money for the RINO's by selling bags of his used douche fluid.

Posted by: LIV Logic Master at April 08, 2014 04:56 PM (vHRtU)

291 I love J.E.B. (we love him!)

Posted by: Randy Newman at April 08, 2014 04:56 PM (BAS5M)

292 voters to jeb,This Can't be Love Nat King Cole

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:56 PM (nqBYe)

293 foghat !

Posted by: Puncher at April 08, 2014 04:56 PM (paTTj)

294 When I talk about Jeb, I Ain't Talkin' About Love.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2014 04:56 PM (wNF3N)

295 you know what's bad ? by participating in this i will hit the fkn wall of shame

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:57 PM (nqBYe)

296
Mia Love
Posted by: LizLem




She managed to lose Utah 4, a district Romney won by 38 points.

She is, without doubt, the worst candidate the Republicans put up in 2012, and a half way decent Dem campaign will take her out again.

But hey, she allows the nu-Republicans to punch another hole on their Outreach card.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2014 04:57 PM (kdS6q)

297 ...No place for hidin' Baby No where to run... You pull the trigger on my (da da dada, da da dada, dadada, dadada, dadada) -- LOVE GUN

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 08, 2014 04:57 PM (4S7hN)

298 Very clever, Ace. Very good.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 08, 2014 04:57 PM (dTh2r)

299 I fucking hate that potato-headed nepot.

Posted by: Gundo at April 08, 2014 04:58 PM (WSULF)

300 jeb,All The Love In The World - Nine Inch Nails (won't make me vote for you)

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 04:58 PM (nqBYe)

301 I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it's free I want your love Love, love, love I want your love I want your drama The touch of your hand I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand I want your love Love, love, love I want your love (Love, love, love I want your love) You know that I want you And you know that I need you I want it bad, your bad romance I want your love and I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance (Oh-oh-oh--oh-oooh!) I want your love and All your lover's revenge You and me could write a bad romance Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance

Posted by: Lady JebJeb to all his little tea party monsters at April 08, 2014 04:58 PM (rhN3Q)

302 Lost in Love you loser.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 08, 2014 04:58 PM (dTh2r)

303 I'm just a love machine n I won't work for no boby but you barak

Posted by: msm at April 08, 2014 04:59 PM (uGlk8)

304 It's not love, but Â… http://youtu.be/z7cpsocw5qc

Posted by: Merle from Bakersfield at April 08, 2014 05:00 PM (lryY4)

305 Ain't talkin bout love, my love is rotten to the core.

Posted by: Van Halen at April 08, 2014 05:00 PM (BDGHF)

306 Jeb, I think we love you!!!

Posted by: The Partridge Family at April 08, 2014 05:00 PM (BAS5M)

307 Most love songs suck the air out of a good time.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 05:00 PM (Q8vlx)

308 Jeb, fgs, Hide Your Love Away - Pearl Jam

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:01 PM (nqBYe)

309 Jeb, I think we love you!!! Posted by: The Partridge Family ok skids to stop. slaps partridge family

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:01 PM (nqBYe)

310 Ok, let go in the other direction She was queen for about an hour after that shit got sour she took all I ever had no sign of guilt no feeling of bad, no She f-cking hates me trust she f-cking hates me la la la love I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none and ripped them away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhwbnM50P9s

Posted by: spypeach at April 08, 2014 05:02 PM (10H0T)

311 I love the dead... figuratively speaking, of course.

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 08, 2014 05:02 PM (dkesm)

312 But hey, she allows the nu-Republicans to punch another hole on their Outreach card.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2014 08:57 PM (kdS6q)

 

Easy, you  will give yourself a heart attack.

Posted by: Ronster at April 08, 2014 05:02 PM (puNd6)

313 I want to swim across Jeb's Love Canal.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 05:02 PM (ZshNr)

314 Well, I'm not in love.

Posted by: 10cc at April 08, 2014 05:02 PM (BAS5M)

315 Okay, so where does the ". . . in my ass" meme come from?

Or, do I just not want to know.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2014 05:03 PM (TM1p8)

316 sted by: Lady JebJeb to all his little tea party monsters at April 08, 2014 08:58 PM (rhN3Q) hmm.

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:03 PM (nqBYe)

317 I got one word for you, Jebbie dear: D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Posted by: Zombie Tammy Wynette at April 08, 2014 05:04 PM (dfYL9)

318
Easy, you will give yourself a heart attack.
Posted by: Ronste



But I never knew love, would feel like a heart attack...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2014 05:05 PM (kdS6q)

319 when does the gop break out into sexy motherfucker ...

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 08, 2014 05:05 PM (RhQvZ)

320
Love? Lord above, now your trying to trick me in love.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2014 05:05 PM (hUf/y)

321 324--- Hey, Tammy! How 'bout a duet? "We're Not the Jeb Set"

Posted by: Zombie George Jones at April 08, 2014 05:05 PM (dfYL9)

322 @ #179 - Jeb softly singing : All you need is ROVE all you need is ROVE............ ??? I thought that was Kim Jong Il

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 08, 2014 05:05 PM (4S7hN)

323 Jeb, we're gonna keep on lovin' you.

Posted by: REO Speedwagon at April 08, 2014 05:05 PM (BAS5M)

324 corporate to Jeb.Baby I Love Your Way - Peter Frampton conservatives to Jeb, Out Of Love - Shad

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:06 PM (nqBYe)

325 What's love got to do with it at this point anyway!

Posted by: Hillary at April 08, 2014 05:06 PM (10H0T)

326 Well in addition to the vote fraud, there were aspects that 2012, was somewhat of an Occupy election, her opponent in the nomination is a guy named Fuehr, is this thing on?

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 08, 2014 05:06 PM (Jsiw/)

327 Alright now, baby, it's alright now.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 05:07 PM (Q8vlx)

328 whole lotta love

Posted by: led zeppelin at April 08, 2014 05:07 PM (paTTj)

329 Love is a stranger in an open car

Posted by: Annie Lennox at April 08, 2014 05:07 PM (mhetq)

330 I've voted for my last RINO, if we can't save it, then Let It Burn.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at April 08, 2014 05:07 PM (jsa6I)

331 C'mon GOPers!  Let your love flow.

Posted by: Bellamy Brothers at April 08, 2014 05:08 PM (BAS5M)

332 conservative to Jeb.Dumb Love - Stone Temple Pilots and I Don't Want A Lover - Texas

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:08 PM (nqBYe)

333 Radar Love In my Ass.

Posted by: Golden Earring at April 08, 2014 05:08 PM (Aif/5)

334 Can't Buy Me Love - The Beatles lol

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:09 PM (nqBYe)

335

I'm all a shudder at the feel of your udder and my lava is getting real hot. Take hold of my boulders as my cone quickly smolders and get ready to take in my shot. My ejecta will give your face some corrosion can't you feel the power from my magma explosion.

 

Oh yeah be my pompei bambino ... you're a victim of my love volcano.

Posted by: otho at April 08, 2014 05:09 PM (9gNQd)

336 oooh, Message Of Love - The Pretenders

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:11 PM (nqBYe)

337 98.1 Classic Rock Baltimore. Just searched Stitcher, the podcast app thing, for classic rock and found it. So far so good.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 05:11 PM (ZshNr)

338 When considering border jumpers and visa over-extenders and their drain on our economy, remember the Captain and Tennille: All good things must come to an end.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2014 05:11 PM (DmNpO)

339 What do you call a weepy-eyed Speaker at Taco Bell?


Full!    He must have already exceeded his quota of vodka tonics for that day.


Bonus:   Johnny; the early years.


http://tinyurl.com/ccewfk7

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at April 08, 2014 05:12 PM (9u2hL)

340 Actually  Jeb, love's been a  little bit  hard on me.

Posted by: Juice Newton at April 08, 2014 05:13 PM (BAS5M)

341 Jeb I've got your burnin burnin love. Now go down to CVS and get my prescription. And some Valu-Rite.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 05:13 PM (vHRtU)

342 Unchained Undocumented Melody

Whoa.
My love.
My darling.
I hunger for your vote...

Posted by: Jebbie the Love Bug at April 08, 2014 05:14 PM (08jH8)

343

Tainted Love-MM cover...

 

 

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 08, 2014 05:14 PM (RhQvZ)

344 You're a genius. If Lovin' You Is Wrong, well...

Posted by: rick at April 08, 2014 05:14 PM (snYrg)

345 Paul & Storm: Hot Monkey Love!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 05:15 PM (vHRtU)

346 No Chump Love Sucker - The Red Hot Chili Peppers Stop In The Name Of Love - The Supremes conservatives to gop. Love's Gone Bad - The Underdogs

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:15 PM (nqBYe)

347 It's love, Brother Love, Say, Brother Love's travelling salvation show.

Posted by: Neil Diamond at April 08, 2014 05:15 PM (8MjqI)

348 For them of you who did not catch Watter's World last night, you might want to watch. Watters interviews fans waiting to get into a Miley Cyrus concert. Prepare for despair, they get to vote: http://tinyurl.com/obg6sv8

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2014 05:15 PM (aDwsi)

349 Milky Virus has some love tips for the Jeb...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 05:17 PM (vHRtU)

350 Jeb, it's time we got back to the basics of love.

Posted by: Waylon and Willie at April 08, 2014 05:17 PM (BAS5M)

351 Jeb to conservatives You Don't Love Me Anymore - Weird Al Yankovic our response ,Love? - The Simpsons

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:18 PM (nqBYe)

352 GOP Circus Monkeys and Clownfuckers, the lot of em.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 05:18 PM (Q8vlx)

353 Hunk'a, hunk'a burning love

Posted by: Elvis at April 08, 2014 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

354 Jeb, the love that keeps on giving. Even with Valtrex.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 05:18 PM (vHRtU)

355 She's a good girl, loves her Momma, Loves Jesus, and America, too...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 05:18 PM (ZshNr)

356 >>> Message Of Love - The Pretenders More Pretenders: it's A Thin Line Between Love & Hate

Posted by: fluffy at April 08, 2014 05:19 PM (Ua6T/)

357 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqFnd87iV7k&feature=kp

Posted by: Anthony L. at April 08, 2014 05:20 PM (qRDBx)

358 I'm a Neanderthal Man You're a Neanderthal Girl Let's make Neanderthal Love In this Neanderthal World.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 08, 2014 05:20 PM (0HooB)

359
“If you look closely, you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks in two.”

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2014 05:21 PM (kdS6q)

360 I'm a cement mixer for you baby A churning urn of burning funk Yes, I'm a cement mixer for you, baby A churning urn of burning funk Well, I'm a demolition derby (yeah) A hefty hunk of steaming junk

Posted by: James Taylor at April 08, 2014 05:21 PM (aDwsi)

361 This love makes me think of eryone's favorite Canadian band the Crash Test Dummies. No actual love songs, lots of songs about dysfunctional relationships.

Posted by: fluffy at April 08, 2014 05:21 PM (Ua6T/)

362 Jungle Love is drivin me crazy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 05:21 PM (Q8vlx)

363 355 For them of you who did not catch Watter's World last night, you might want to watch. Watters interviews fans waiting to get into a Miley Cyrus concert. Prepare for despair, they get to vote: http://tinyurl.com/obg6sv8 Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2014 09:15 PM (aDwsi) The epitome of Low Information Voters.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2014 05:22 PM (mx5oN)

364 Jeb, I said I love you . . . but I lied.

Posted by: Michael Bolton, no-talent ass clown at April 08, 2014 05:22 PM (BAS5M)

365 O/T, sort of, but given that 70% of semen is fructose, how come the Navy doesn't just collect it up from the seamen, and make ethanol? And, in the immortal words of one of the hottest girls in my med school class, "If that stuff has so much sugar, how come it's not sweet" in the middle of lecture...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 08, 2014 05:23 PM (vHRtU)

366 367 - Okay..., maybe not 'love' in there but, the sense of tenderness is palpable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2014 05:23 PM (aDwsi)

367 I know all of you think you're hilarious with your incessant references to love songs vis-a-vis Jeb Bush. HOWEVER, (y)our GOP "leadership" has proclaimed: “We have a responsibility to make sure Jeb runs.” Consequently, instead of dreaming up any more of those silly little musical ditties, I think you should ACT MORE RESPONSIBLY and make sure Jeb DOES IN FACT RUN (perhaps to Mexico)

Posted by: alwyr at April 08, 2014 05:24 PM (V0j3u)

368
A Total Eclipse of the Shart

Posted by: Al Roker at April 08, 2014 05:24 PM (hUf/y)

369 Making love in the green grass Behind the stadium with you A RINO girl You're my-y RINO girl

Posted by: Uncensored Van Morrison at April 08, 2014 05:24 PM (8MjqI)

370 Daytime Dilemma (Dangers Of Love) - The Ramones

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:25 PM (nqBYe)

371 Well, too late to the party again. I guess I'm Good for Nothing But Love.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 08, 2014 05:26 PM (IAe6t)

372 Sing it, Morris http://bit.ly/1ebOsxv

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2014 05:26 PM (DmNpO)

373 Jeb's version of Milkshake song. My welfare state brings all the illegals to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than your's I could teach you but I have to charge

Posted by: Dendritic at April 08, 2014 05:26 PM (Fi+kS)

374 Thank God someone finally came around to remind us of what we're supposed to post about. Guilty as charged. So easy to get sidetracked by what I actually want to post about.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 05:27 PM (ZshNr)

375 Anyone else lose that loving feeling concern ol' Jeb?

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 08, 2014 05:27 PM (KlVdw)

376 I will not vote for ANY Republican that supports amnesty. Jeb Bush will NEVER get my vote—PERIOD!

Posted by: Travis McGee at April 08, 2014 05:27 PM (Ph479)

377 To all the voters I've loved before . . .

Posted by: Julio "Jeb" Iglesias at April 08, 2014 05:27 PM (BAS5M)

378 the GOP should start their own dating site -- OKStupid. Posted by: Soothsayer has gun, will travel at April 08, 2014 08:44 PM (IKE1C) hahahahha

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:27 PM (nqBYe)

379 willow - Did you ever get your sign-on page squared away?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2014 05:29 PM (aDwsi)

380 Jeb, Love Is A Losing Game.

Posted by: Amy Winehouse at April 08, 2014 05:30 PM (Ua6T/)

381 That made me laugh and laugh and laugh. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at April 08, 2014 07:56 PM (Gk3SS) i missed your being here, wanted to know if you're ok. and back to the GOp ;i love the way you lie, eminem

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:30 PM (nqBYe)

382 OK, lovers, I'm nodding off. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 08, 2014 05:30 PM (0HooB)

383 >>> She managed to lose Utah 4, a district Romney won by 38 points. She is, without doubt, the worst candidate the Republicans put up in 2012, and a half way decent Dem campaign will take her out again.But hey, she allows the nu-Republicans to punch another hole on their Outreach card. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2014 08:57 PM (kdS6q) Cynical much? And she was hardly the worst Utah candidate in 2012, lying liar who lied John Swallow takes that particular cake. He's hurt the GOP's credibility much more than she ever could have. With no name recognition, hardly any political history, no war chest, battling an entrenched incumbent, and narrowly losing? That is incredible. Of course she has an excellent shot. And she has a seasoned campaign manager this time around to help her. Is she terribly green? Yes, obviously. But she is incredibly likable and passionate, something the GOP desperately needs. And she articulates conservatism as good as Marco Rubio does. To dismiss her is folly.

Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2014 05:31 PM (GbGa4)

384 I'd love to love you --- but I don't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2014 05:31 PM (aDwsi)

385 The Last Kiss

Oh where oh where, can my Jebby be?
The Love took him away from me.
Jeb''s gone to Amnesty and that sure ain't good
Let me see Pres'dent Cruz before I leave this world
...
Well now Jeb's gone, he wouldn't go to the right
I lost the Jeb love forever that night...

Posted by: Brill Bldg Refugee at April 08, 2014 05:31 PM (YBusZ)

386 Mike i shut down puter reopened and now Bing is an option with google shit and yahoo, but it lets me go to bing from that point. so something worked but not completely.

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:31 PM (nqBYe)

387 When is the navy going to invent a contraption to turn seawater into 30 year old single malt scotch?  At $3 to 6 per gallon, I'm willing to give them some seed love money.

Posted by: Fritz at April 08, 2014 05:31 PM (oJUxt)

388 backwards - Too late

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2014 05:32 PM (aDwsi)

389 Gotta admit, Jeb would make a fine president with love in his heart. More better than just compassion. Jimmy Carter had lust, and Bill Clinton was addicted to love. Might as well face it.

Posted by: Hey Zeus Smith at April 08, 2014 05:33 PM (ADOgn)

390 Well I was the first to have spoken And I said just about all of the things you shouldn't say. So maybe you loved me, but now maybe you don't. And maybe you'll call me. Maybe you won't. Oh So, I am alone But adored by a 100,000 more than I said when you were the last. And I have known love, like a whore from at least 10,000 more then I swore when you were the last. When you were the last high....

Posted by: Jeb at April 08, 2014 05:33 PM (udjuE)

391 Relax, don't do it.

Posted by: Is this something? at April 08, 2014 05:33 PM (qQk+U)

392 We were gonna reduce spending But we got high

Posted by: GOPe at April 08, 2014 05:35 PM (Fi+kS)

393 Consequently, instead of dreaming up any more of those silly little musical ditties, I think you should ACT MORE RESPONSIBLY and make sure Jeb DOES IN FACT RUN (perhaps to Mexico) Posted by: alwyr at April 08, 2014 09:24 PM (V0j3u) "Stick to the issues" crowd rears its ugly head... *plays Happy*

Posted by: Rush at April 08, 2014 05:35 PM (hrdxn)

394 Well, that's what I got. I ain't got no more. I'm All Out of Love. We'll be the judge of that!

Posted by: Ministry of Love at April 08, 2014 05:36 PM (AymDN)

395
Ha Ha.  More Schadenboner at Brietbart:

OKCupid Founders Promoted Gay Insult Generator

http://tinyurl.com/m82hlvn

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2014 05:37 PM (hUf/y)

396
With no name recognition, hardly any political history, no war chest
Posted by: LizLem




Let's not rewrite history:

"National Repulbican leaders see Love as a key figure in the party’s next set of “Young Guns.” Mia Love took the stage at the Republican National Convention in Tampa during the much-coveted primetime television coverage. She has won endorsements from John McCain, John Boehner, Eric Cantor, and Kevin McCarthy, among others. In June, Paul Ryan hosted a $2,500 VIP fundraising reception for Love in Park City. And the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) has pledged to spend nearly $1 million to back Love’s campaign, a key to a race where Matheson’s war chest is $1.2 million."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 08, 2014 05:38 PM (kdS6q)

397 voters to our betters. just gonna stand there And watch us burn But that's alright Because I like The way it hurts Just gonna stand there And hear us cry But that's alright Because I love The way you lie I love the way you lie I love the way you lie with that i'm a little burned out (pun)

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 05:38 PM (nqBYe)

398 Jeb's Love Stinks

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2014 05:39 PM (Fa3Hi)

399 OKCupid Founders Promoted Gay Insult Generator http://tinyurl.com/m82hlvn Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2014 09:37 PM (hUf/y) Welcome to the club, Monsieur.

Posted by: Maximilian Robespierre at April 08, 2014 05:40 PM (AymDN)

400 happy, happy, blacky, nappy. aint too fried to bits, i know only my mama loves me but she could be jiving, too. blind melon chitlin, a prophet by any other measure.

Posted by: neal at April 08, 2014 05:41 PM (X2BAI)

401 Hey Jeb, don't give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 08, 2014 05:42 PM (m+iJw)

402 It looks like we have found the end of "Endless Love". Just took us 400+ comments to get there. :-)

Posted by: tbodie at April 08, 2014 05:43 PM (d/Xly)

403 Dream (Act) Lover

Posted by: Jebbie the Love Bug at April 08, 2014 05:43 PM (08jH8)

404 >>Have any of you guys ever visited Boy's Town in Acuna? Posted by: Jeb Bush No, but go on ...

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 08, 2014 05:43 PM (3rrMW)

405 Jeb and Karl. Lovers and Losers if you try to shove this crap down our throats again. With the economy, Obamacare, and the various lies and scandals the left has fed us why would the right jump into this idiocy as a campaign issue? Stupidity abounds.

Posted by: fairweatherbill deerslayer at April 08, 2014 05:44 PM (XIoXG)

406 Jeb sings "Your love is lifting me higher and higher"

Posted by: Hey Zeus Smith at April 08, 2014 05:44 PM (ADOgn)

407 Hey Jeb, you're looking for love in all the wrong places.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 08, 2014 05:45 PM (Mogjf)

408 I simply cannot understand this enthusiasm in certain quarters for a Jeb Bush candidacy. Is it his irresistible Jeb Bush charisma, his dashing Jeb Bush good looks, his devil-may-care Jeb Bush charm? No? Okay, how about his riveting, Lincolnesque rhetorical skills? Oh, I see: not exactly a barn-burner in that department, is he? Well, then, it must be his intellectual accomplishments–the books he’s written, the policy papers he’s authored? Wait, what’s that you said? Can’t name one? All right. So to summarize, Jeb! was governor of Florida twelve years ago and his last name is Bush, which is (as we all know) a guaranteed vote magnet. That's it, that's all, and the GOP Establishment is keen on making him the nominee. Because Top Men. Because strategery.

Posted by: troyriser at April 08, 2014 05:45 PM (ptcFO)

409 Love Canal..., oh, wait, that's a *place*

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2014 05:46 PM (aDwsi)

410

did somebody get The Love Shack ...

 

I've got nothing

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 08, 2014 05:47 PM (RhQvZ)

411 It looks like we have found the end of "Endless Love". Not quite: http://youtu.be/hIBhwWbviFw

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2014 05:47 PM (0AKks)

412 tangentially, Dream Weaver

Posted by: Gary Wright at April 08, 2014 05:47 PM (JMmQ9)

413 I got friends in low places where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

Posted by: Hey Zeus Smith at April 08, 2014 05:47 PM (ADOgn)

414 My future love song if Jeb is the candidate. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

Posted by: Dendritic at April 08, 2014 05:48 PM (Fi+kS)

415 Lovegun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trR5ROuf1Uk

Posted by: Leland Yee at April 08, 2014 05:48 PM (AymDN)

416 Looks like some people are bent on a "Race with the Devil": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj716pc1fC0

Posted by: The Gun at April 08, 2014 05:49 PM (AymDN)

417 I Feel Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iFBXjRbVl0


Posted by: Blue Man at April 08, 2014 05:49 PM (4tAp3)

418 Hey Jeb, you can't hide your lying eyes and your smile can't disguise. Though by now you'd realize there ain't no way to hide your lying eyes.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 08, 2014 05:49 PM (Mogjf)

419 I love the dead... And so does the chicago machine

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 08, 2014 05:50 PM (kFxpe)

420 Everybody Needs Somebody To Love

Posted by: Jake and Elwood at April 08, 2014 05:51 PM (kFxpe)

421 There's must be some misunderstanding, there must be some kind of mistake. I waited in the rain for hours, you were late...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 05:52 PM (ZshNr)

422 Love is a new thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2014 05:52 PM (aDwsi)

423

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 08, 2014 09:50 PM (kFxpe)

 

living dead girl?

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 08, 2014 05:53 PM (RhQvZ)

424 Teen Age Love Affair

Posted by: Bob Menendez at April 08, 2014 05:53 PM (kFxpe)

425 Not ghey, but don't loves me sum bush, jeb honey. AND CANCEL MY RHUMBA LESSONS!

Posted by: OK, thanks, bye at April 08, 2014 05:53 PM (uopHF)

426 What the GOP is about to do to us with immigration is not usually referred to as love in most penal codes. 

I think the GOP establishment really is as stupid as they act.  They get conned into offering us McCain when the country is tired of war.  Romney when the country wants a way out of Obamacare, and now they seem dead set on finding an illegal friendly candidate so they can piss away a potential wave election and condemn themselves to minority status forever.  Gilligan's Island had better leadership.  And immigration isn't even high on most American's agenda.  They have gone out of their way to find a losing issue.

Posted by: Thatch at April 08, 2014 05:53 PM (qYvEa)

427 Giving the entire United States the demographics of California is the route to Republican victory!

Posted by: Jeb "Would I Lie To You" Bush at April 08, 2014 05:53 PM (QgAFR)

428

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller playing tennis.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at April 08, 2014 05:54 PM (vjRKK)

429 Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime ...but not this time

Posted by: Deano at April 08, 2014 05:54 PM (aDwsi)

430 >>>Love is a new thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2014 09:52 PM (aDwsi)<<<


Justifyied My Love

Posted by: Jebbie the Love Bug at April 08, 2014 05:55 PM (08jH8)

431 Support immigration "reform"! You wouldn't want your Facebook postings misused, would you?

Posted by: Mark "Amnesty" Zuckerberg at April 08, 2014 05:55 PM (QgAFR)

432 Posted by: Thatch at April 08, 2014 09:53 PM (qYvEa)

Absolutely spot on, Thatch!

Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2014 05:55 PM (8lmkt)

433 I'm surprised no one has offered up Queen's Somebody to Love Homophobes.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 08, 2014 05:55 PM (JMmQ9)

434 Who do you love? Who do you love? Gotta tombstone hand and a gravestone mind...and I don't mind dyin'...Who do ya love?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 05:55 PM (ZshNr)

435 To all the voters I've loved before . . . Posted by: Julio "Jeb" Iglesias
♫ In and out their backdoors!
We dedicate this song♬

Posted by: Jeb's Boxcar willie at April 08, 2014 05:56 PM (hn5v5)

436 Burning House of Love

Posted by: X at April 08, 2014 05:56 PM (kFxpe)

437 Love Stinks ya ya

Posted by: thunderb at April 08, 2014 05:56 PM (zOTsN)

438 Okay, so where does the ". . . in my ass" meme come from? Or, do I just not want to know. - It's Cochran's fault.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 08, 2014 05:56 PM (LlrnW)

439
I give this post an A+

Posted by: dan-O at April 08, 2014 05:56 PM (D0bIN)

440 I'm All Out of Love

Posted by: thunderb at April 08, 2014 05:57 PM (zOTsN)

441 This has been one of the best and most amusing threads we have had here for some time, if you can overlook the fact that the GOPe is selling us out by repurposing yet another Bush. I sure wish the Bush clan hadn't heard that part about "be fruitful and multiply"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2014 05:57 PM (o3MSL)

442 You're Nobody Til Somebody Loves You

Posted by: thunderb at April 08, 2014 05:58 PM (zOTsN)

443 I give my love a leetle pinch
she said now stop that jivin'
now whip out your big 10 inch

Posted by: Aerobush at April 08, 2014 05:58 PM (oJUxt)

444 Learning to love myself excessively, is the greatest love of all.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at April 08, 2014 05:58 PM (Dwehj)

445 It's Cochran's fault. I was there, it's true. We ran with it, of course.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2014 05:58 PM (0AKks)

446 Love Hurts

Posted by: Bill Jefj Clinton at April 08, 2014 05:59 PM (vjRKK)

447 Posted by: Thatch at April 08, 2014 09:53 PM (qYvEa) Posted by: Peaches at April 08, 2014 09:55 PM (8lmkt) It's because TOP.MEN aren't just in the Democrat Party!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2014 06:00 PM (o3MSL)

448 Soy Bomb! Weren't expecting that, were you?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 08, 2014 06:00 PM (ZshNr)

449 Muskrat Love

Posted by: Senator Harry Reid, not just a pederast at April 08, 2014 06:01 PM (vjRKK)

450 Looking for Love In All the Wrong Places.

Posted by: Cowboy with shit on his nose. at April 08, 2014 06:01 PM (yUNy5)

451 The opposite of love is war. Venus is love. Mars is war. Mars is out right now in the East and at it's brightest for the next two years, so get off your I-95 weary asses and go look at it right now.

Posted by: CAC at April 08, 2014 06:01 PM (xVNOM)

452 I want to thank the few who told me to go to The Right Scoop around 4 pm when I was wondering what happened when that idiot Holder was on the hot seat this morning. I was at lunch when someone answered. One was Donna & I believe artisanal ‘ette.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2014 06:01 PM (gjOCp)

453 Time for Marshals vs Crowes.

... and maybe some Crowders.

Posted by: Hate Miser at April 08, 2014 06:03 PM (08jH8)

454 STOP in the Name of Love!

Posted by: ALH at April 08, 2014 06:03 PM (btTLZ)

455 Slate article says don't show anyone at a bar your DL as proof you are old enough to order that martini. Too much personal info on the DL. That Russian guy tending bar could secretly get a snapshot of it for use in ripping off identity. So, I'm gonna say to that next cop who stops me, no way, Jose. Same for the TSA asshole at the security line. And never again for anyone in a supermarket line when I buy beer. Who gives a shit what WalMart's policy is?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at April 08, 2014 06:04 PM (tmFlQ)

456 @458 CAC Very cool. I love seeing Mars in the sky, except for the Bringer of War part. That and the blood moons we are going to see makes me wonder about some things...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Ditching his nic at April 08, 2014 06:04 PM (dkesm)

457 Holder sounds like heÂ’s missing a huge part of his brain. Is he always this stupid? I have never watched him before except for Gowdy going after him on TRS webiste.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2014 06:05 PM (gjOCp)

458 I gotta geaux put a "Two Minute Hate" on all the condiments in the ice-box. BRB...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 08, 2014 06:05 PM (JMmQ9)

459 When Ace said "Endless Love" it was code for: You want the ONT, You'd settle for content, You'll get neither. :-)

Posted by: tbodie at April 08, 2014 06:05 PM (d/Xly)

460 And checking into a Motel 6? I'll say, call me Mr John Doe.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at April 08, 2014 06:05 PM (tmFlQ)

461 Cowboy with shit on his nose

Ah, one of the most splendid paintings of all time.

Posted by: The NEA at April 08, 2014 06:05 PM (Dwehj)

462 I think I love you. 

Posted by: Teen throb David Cassidy at April 08, 2014 06:06 PM (V70Uh)

463 Another way Obama has raped the individual market. You used to be able to buy insurance whenever you wanted. You called up Blue Cross or whomever, gave them your health details, they offered a price, you bought or not. No more. You miss the window and you are fucked. Better not get sick or hurt for the next 6 months. DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT Latest Obamacare surprise: Most won't be able to buy health insurance until end of year... http://drudge.tw/1g5KUhZ

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 08, 2014 06:07 PM (ZPrif)

464 And most people have no idea this is the new rule. Obamacare enrollment didn't shut down on May 1st. All of it did.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 08, 2014 06:08 PM (ZPrif)

465 462 Slate article says don't show anyone at a bar your DL as proof you are old enough to order that martini. ))) That is great advice and if you follow it you will never get a DUI driving home from a bar. Since you won't get anything but pop.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 08, 2014 06:08 PM (Fi+kS)

466 Chuckie's in love!

Posted by: Mrs. Schumer at April 08, 2014 06:10 PM (Z8BWe)

467 La puerta es el amor!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSJBuy-2_pY

Posted by: el [s]JEFe[/s] JEB at April 08, 2014 06:12 PM (hn5v5)

468 ♫ She don't love me, she love my automobile ♫

Posted by: Edward M Kennedy at April 08, 2014 06:13 PM (kFxpe)

469 I am watching some of todayÂ’s videos of Holder in Congress. I loved Rep. Farenthold refused to question the idiot, he said that he respects the Congressional Rule of Law & that if an American citizen refused any such request, they would be in jail & he yielded his time to Trey Gowdy.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2014 06:13 PM (gjOCp)

470 Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 08, 2014 10:07 PM (ZPrif) To be fair, you can't just expect government health insurance administraitors to work year round in response to the potential changing needs of their clients serfs, they need time for those taxpayer funded Vegas trips!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2014 06:13 PM (o3MSL)

471 Reggie Love Shack

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 08, 2014 06:14 PM (kFxpe)

472 OT, but YAY Ed Henry. Ed Henry ‏@edhenryTV 8h WH sent man to podium right? RT @JPalm44 Love these guys, but 6 of 7 news orgs in front row sent men to ask @pressec abt gender pay inequity

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2014 06:15 PM (DmNpO)

473 Here's an O/T topic I would like y'all to toss around.

Pay equity. 

When I was in Software Engineering, men and women were paid about the same.  No general disparity based on sex.

It makes no sense to me that a business would substantially underpay women on the staff.  Underpaid workers can usually find some other employer willing to pay them what they're worth.

Discuss.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2014 06:15 PM (V70Uh)

474

When the Mooooooooooooon is in the seventh house

and Jupiterrrrrrrrrrrr aligns with Mars

Then peace will guide the planets

And love will steer the stars 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 08, 2014 06:16 PM (jucos)

475

Think of your fellow man
Lend him a helping hand
Put a little love in your heart

You see it's getting late
Oh, please don't hesitate
Put a little love in your heart

And the world will be a better place
And the world will be a better place
For you and me, you just wait and see

Another day goes by still the children cry
Put a little love in your heart
If you want the world to know
We won't let hatred grow
Put a little love in your heart

And the world will be a better place
(And the world)
All the world will be a better place
(All the world)
For you and me
(For you and me)
You just wait and see, wait and see
(Just wait)

Take a good look around
And if you're looking down
Put a little love in your heart
I hope when you decide
Kindness will be your guide
Put a little love in your heart

And the world will be a better place
(And the world)
And the world will be a better place
(And the world)
For you and me
(For you and me)
You just wait and see
(Just wait)

People, now put a little love in your heart
Each and every day
Put a little love in your heart
There's no other way

Put a little love in your heart
It's up to you
Put a little love in your heart
C'mon and

Put a little love in your heart

Feed me Seymour

Posted by: ALH at April 08, 2014 06:16 PM (btTLZ)

476 lulz Louie on TAXI just called Tony Banta 'Meatball."

Posted by: Soothsayer has gun, will travel at April 08, 2014 06:16 PM (IKE1C)

477 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2014 10:15 PM (V70Uh) The problem is that the uber-entitled need to be paid MORE than they are worth!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2014 06:17 PM (o3MSL)

478 People used to say it was impossible to buy health insurance. I used to explain they were wrong, it was pretty easy, just call up the insurers. But now Obama has made the old lie true. It really will be impossible for people to buy health insurance now.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 08, 2014 06:17 PM (ZPrif)

479 Silly Love Songs by Wings (and a prayer) "L" is for the way you lie to me "O" is for the Obama I.C.E. "v" is very, very extraordinary for "E" every illegal vote we're going to see

Posted by: Museisluse at April 08, 2014 06:17 PM (ngu15)

480 Anyone know anything about hypos?

Posted by: Soothsayer has gun, will travel at April 08, 2014 06:17 PM (IKE1C)

481 Reggie Love Shack Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 08, 2014 10:14 PM (kFxpe) I "tin roofed"Â… Barry!

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 08, 2014 06:17 PM (AymDN)

482 She Gives Me Love

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 08, 2014 06:19 PM (kFxpe)

483

Is that true? You won't be able to buy health insurance after May 1?

November is going to be Biblical.

Posted by: ALH at April 08, 2014 06:19 PM (btTLZ)

484

This is the dawning of the

Age of Aquarius

Age of Aquariusssssssssssssss

Aquariusssssssssssssss

Aquariusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 08, 2014 06:19 PM (jucos)

485 love stinks

Posted by: jethro at April 08, 2014 06:19 PM (VWXUq)

486 Love me two times

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 08, 2014 06:19 PM (kFxpe)

487 Hold on Wait a minute Put a little Love in it

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2014 06:20 PM (0AKks)

488 493 not even once ya trollop.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 06:21 PM (Q8vlx)

489 What's so funny about peace, Reggie Love and understanding?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 08, 2014 06:21 PM (kFxpe)

490 I'm a little short on cash this week so I will go to my neighborhood grocery store and steal food and drink for my family.  It isn't a felony - it is an act of LOVE H8ters!

Speaking of love - The American people lost our Dear Auntie Zeutuni.  We housed her, fed her, and paid her medical bills.  I can't wait until her nephew thanks the American people for that.


Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2014 06:21 PM (VDGzf)

491 Love me two tan(π/2) times Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 08, 2014 10:19 PM (kFxpe) Fixed.

Posted by: The Political Love at April 08, 2014 06:23 PM (AymDN)

492 Is there a way around Mozilla Firefox's bogus warning against using the most current Java? The homosexual pederasts over at Mozilla seem to want you to switch to Java 8 which is still not ready for prime time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 08, 2014 06:23 PM (bitz6)

493 Speaking of love - The American people lost our Dear Auntie Zeutuni. But this holds an important message for potential illegal immigrants. Come to the USA and you will die! OK, it might take 20 years to actually die, but you will die, swearsies!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 08, 2014 06:24 PM (0AKks)

494 Now is that, is that love?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 08, 2014 06:24 PM (yE8uc)

495 I love Louie Gohmert

Posted by: thunderb at April 08, 2014 06:25 PM (zOTsN)

496 oh Madonna's Borderline?

Posted by: thunderb at April 08, 2014 06:25 PM (zOTsN)

497 Whats Love Got To Do With It? Tina Turner

Posted by: thunderb at April 08, 2014 06:26 PM (zOTsN)

498 If I didn't love you, I'd hate you.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 08, 2014 06:26 PM (yE8uc)

499 Love me two tan(π/2) { Lines } Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 08, 2014 10:19 PM (kFxpe) Fixed. Posted by: The Political Love at April 08, 2014 10:23 PM (AymDN) fixed

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 06:26 PM (nqBYe)

500 Discuss. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo -------------- As someone pointed out earlier today (tip o' the hat), what's needed is Fatality Equity, since men are more than an order of magnitude more likely to *die* while working. Just seems...,well fair.

Posted by: Deano at April 08, 2014 06:27 PM (aDwsi)

501 Completely O/T NY Slime has a story about Marine at Camp Lejeune shooting a fellow guard. Did you NC moron know Camp Lejeune was on the NC coast? http://tinyurl.com/mla85qx Editors? The NY Slime has them fact checkers, yes sir!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 08, 2014 06:27 PM (0FSuD)

502 what is love, baby don't hurt me. don't hurt me no more giggle

Posted by: willow at April 08, 2014 06:27 PM (nqBYe)

503 Is there a way around Mozilla Firefox's bogus warning against using the most current Java? ------------ Dump Java. You'll feel better about yourself.

Posted by: Deano at April 08, 2014 06:28 PM (aDwsi)

504 Madonna - a fifty some odd year old woman who is a grotesque meld of Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, and Norma Desmond. 

Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2014 06:29 PM (VDGzf)

505 I was at work & will m Never read all songs. That's Amore Everybody Loves Somebody Sometimes Love Me Do The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2014 06:29 PM (gjOCp)

506 Cheri: Don't forget Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 06:30 PM (Q8vlx)

507 Serious You Guys, the ONT could stomp this thread and no one would complain...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 08, 2014 06:30 PM (JMmQ9)

508 Nip - No wonder it's so crowded at the OBX.

Posted by: Deano at April 08, 2014 06:30 PM (aDwsi)

509 Hello Chavez the Hugo!

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2014 06:31 PM (gjOCp)

510 Truck Monkey, good job......

Posted by: tbodie at April 08, 2014 06:31 PM (d/Xly)

511 Chevez - OMG - HT is the ultimate insult! 

Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2014 06:31 PM (VDGzf)

512 515 Nip - No wonder it's so crowded at the OBX. No one tell Jacksville, NC they moved the base. It will just piss them off.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 08, 2014 06:32 PM (0FSuD)

513 L.O.V.E.
All I need's my love machine
L.O.V.E.
All I need's my love machine tonight,
tonight

Posted by: Blackie Bushless at April 08, 2014 06:32 PM (oJUxt)

514 I meant Chavez....geez drunk posting again.

Posted by: Cheri at April 08, 2014 06:32 PM (VDGzf)

515 Serious You Guys, the ONT could stomp this thread and no one would complain... Posted by: AltonJackson ------------------- Corgis everywhere would cheer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2014 06:32 PM (aDwsi)

516 Hello all. How is everybody this fine evening?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 06:33 PM (Q8vlx)

517 Jacksonville,not jacksville.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 08, 2014 06:33 PM (0FSuD)

518 Chavez - Stale. Kind of like an hours-old wet spot.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 08, 2014 06:34 PM (aDwsi)

519 It's ok Cheri, i'm working on drunk posting myself. Carol how are you?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 06:34 PM (Q8vlx)

520 Hello, I Love You

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 08, 2014 06:35 PM (kFxpe)

521 ONT is up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 06:35 PM (ojnk6)

522 Corgis everywhere would cheer. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 08, 2014 10:32 PM not to mention very affectionate toy poodles...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 08, 2014 06:35 PM (JMmQ9)

523 ONT up

Posted by: The Political Love at April 08, 2014 06:35 PM (AymDN)

524 527 Hello, I Love You Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 08, 2014 10:35 PM (kFxpe) Bring condoms, I love you too.

Posted by: St Sandra at April 08, 2014 06:35 PM (0FSuD)

525 VA Executive Director of VA GOP can kiss all our asses!

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2014 06:35 PM (gjOCp)

526 Love Lies Bleeding

Posted by: Christian Van Der Sloot at April 08, 2014 06:37 PM (kFxpe)

527 Love Bites

Posted by: SFGoth at April 08, 2014 06:37 PM (XkUyS)

528 I'm okay Chavez. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Carol at April 08, 2014 06:38 PM (gjOCp)

529 523 Hello all. How is everybody this fine evening? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 08, 2014 10:33 PM (Q8vlx)

Better now that I've eaten! Made a delicious noodle/veggie stir fry and now all is right with the world.

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, open up your mouth and feed it...

Sorry if I got a little testy Laurie David, loooong day at the jorb and blood sugar was low. Why do the horse's A's at work never drink when you lead then to water? Is a mystery.


Posted by: LizLem at April 08, 2014 06:40 PM (ijXVY)

530 I dumped the Java off my p.c. a couple of years ago when I kept on getting phoney "Java updates" whenever I went to a PJ Media site especially Glenn Reynolds' Instapundit. I haven't noticed it affect me at all.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 08, 2014 06:48 PM (hn5v5)

531 This piece by Ace and every one of the 537 comments preceding mine were worth spending hours reading, listening and really laughing over. Some pretty funny people here tonight. Ace, Please create some award as significant as a Flaming Skull to award to wit like this and fighting against bad stuff tonight! And at the same time please, please award Jeb Bush a FLAMING SKULL of his own. This was so funny!

Posted by: Flaming Skull Fan at April 08, 2014 07:42 PM (59jdD)

532 The following posts must win "the best of night" all together: 461, 374, 384, 387, 349, 181, 324, 214, 202, 217.

Posted by: Flaming Skull Fan at April 08, 2014 08:59 PM (59jdD)

533 This post made me LOL in my skort. I don't always read this blog but when I do, I read it with a shitload of vodka. Nicely done.

Posted by: Rosetta at April 08, 2014 09:53 PM (UIdYL)

534 It just goes to show, you can't hurry love.

Posted by: Advo at April 09, 2014 03:02 AM (7vbG1)

535 I'll Always Love You (Day After Day) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5UbP5SoK84 A funny post to wake up to. Now, I must go pc. Melissa Etheridge - Will You Still Love Me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n4_HVVeswA

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 04:21 AM (IXrOn)

536 Wut? you couldn't work in Alice Cooper's "Poison"? http://youtu.be/Qq4j1LtCdww

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 09, 2014 05:50 AM (1hM1d)

537 might as well face it, Jeb's a dickhead to love.

Posted by: mc at April 09, 2014 06:26 AM (lrfmC)

538 sorry. should read : Jeb's a dickhead too, love.

Posted by: mc at April 09, 2014 06:28 AM (lrfmC)

539 So LizLem, Utah is not a conservative state? Shoot. I was considering retiring there, to Park City.

Posted by: PJ at April 09, 2014 07:32 AM (ZWaLo)

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