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April 09, 2021

Quick Hits 2
— Ace

Nancy Pelosi slurs her way through saying, "Infrastructure has not been a partisan issue in the past. We hope that it would not be now."

This addlepated serpentess is admitting she's senile, as she has forgotten the partisan games she played with Trump's infrastructure proposals.

Biden staffer blocks Senator Cruz from photographing the bodies Biden has stacked up in his detention centers, claiming, piously, she's just about respecting the privacy of the illegals, rather than trying to spare the Senile Sexual Assaulter a bad news cycle.

Keep pissing off your core audience, Woke Sports Leagues:

Prince Philip has died. I think it's Elizabeth's brother, though I've lost touch with the royals. They haven't written in years. Almost 29 years, in fact.

It's pretty telling that feminists' chief complaint is that they don't have free reign to run their mouths endlessly the way Daddy lets them run it.

Sean Davis offers some very helpful advice:

Speaking of shitmouthed feminists:

Unappealing partisan/puritan scrunt Brooke Baldwin has left CNN -- or was let go, probably because she was hitting the wall, and she wasn't such a hot number before the wall, either -- and on her way out the door, she blasted the toxically masculine culture of the men of CNN.

CNN? Men? Toxically masculine?

Is she joking? Or maybe just another deranged, bitter feminist.

On her way out the door, departing CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin is airing grievances about the lack of opportunities for women at the liberal network.

"The most influential anchors on our network, the highest-paid, are men. My bosses, my executives, are men. The person who oversees CNN Dayside is a man, and my executive producer for 10 years is a man. So Iâ€™ve been surrounded by a lot of men," Baldwin said on the Ms. Magazine podcast.

Indeed, CNN is the only major cable news network in America without a female primetime host and many of the networkâ€™s high-powered executives are men. Baldwin said she sees the landscape changing as more women appear on cable news, but she mostly teamed with men during her career.

"I was surrounded by a lot of dudes," she said.

Baldwin, who was taken off the air and replaced by Jake Tapper for the month leading up to the 2020 election...

Why does Jake Tapper hate women? Besides feeling like he should have been born one?

Biden's pick for head of the "AFT" thinks that people at the Branch Davidian compound shot down helicopters.

That's not even close to true. There was no firing on the helicopters. There is, however, an accusation that "AFT" agents in the helicopters shot at the civilians on the ground.

And this isn't just a random historical fact which this guy can be excused for getting wrong.

He was INVOLVED in the massacre at Waco.

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM | Comments (180)
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1 Anyone here?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 08, 2021 07:09 PM (8C7+r)

2 Blurph!

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 08, 2021 07:10 PM (46GDR)

3 Botox is a heckuva drug....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 08, 2021 07:10 PM (PiwSw)

4 It's only partisan when the Republicans do it.
When the Democrats do it it's Bipartisan.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 08, 2021 07:10 PM (dKl+y)

5 Yes, I sat there and watched you post because I though this thing was broken.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2021 07:11 PM (qZdIZ)

6 Did anyone reach under her skirt and grab her boobs?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2021 07:11 PM (Ox+EU)

7 Is it beer thirty yet?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2021 07:11 PM (axyOa)

8 WTF does she care? The Democrats control everything. They can pass anything they want.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 07:12 PM (yS0C9)

9 PS... The stupid bitch has been drinking before 5 o'clock again.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 08, 2021 07:12 PM (qZdIZ)

10 I hope that infrastructure you've got there doesn't have a pistol brace on it.

Posted by: David Chipman at April 08, 2021 07:12 PM (IfbQx)

11 f..ing troll, I can't stand that smart arsc.

Posted by: Different Troll at April 08, 2021 07:13 PM (OOgBq)

12 Did anyone reach under her skirt and grab her boobs?

There is optimism and then there is this...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2021 07:13 PM (V87XI)

13 WTF does she care? The Democrats control everything. They can pass anything they want.

Exactly. Its not like the Constitution means anything anymore.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2021 07:13 PM (axyOa)

14 green

Posted by: guy that takes a while to catch on at April 08, 2021 07:13 PM (Tnijr)

15 And nothing will come of it. Per yooz.
If only there a party that offered a vociferous defense of the Constitution and counter-action in a sharp and dynamic response. It would have to be big, of course. Something on the scale of a grand party...
Oh well~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2021 07:13 PM (pAjZN)

16 You mean before 5am?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2021 07:13 PM (V87XI)

17 You know what I'd be cool with? An infrastructure bill. Replace critical but nearly-exhausted infrastructure and build new infrastructure where needed to drive trade (shit like pipelines and shore terminals). Do it cost-effectively and transparently with open bidding.

But that ain't what this is, and everyone knows it. Piss off, Nancy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2021 07:13 PM (FNA9s)

18 Democrat idea of infrastructure is 10 million electric charging stations and a windmill for each one.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 08, 2021 07:13 PM (8y7w8)

19 Infrastructure includes RE-education camps, which half the country badly needs.
Green

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 08, 2021 07:14 PM (Ox+EU)

20 I posted a comment on the Desantis thread that appeared in the right side bar, but I think is gone now.

Posted by: zmdavid at April 08, 2021 07:14 PM (xqRaG)

21 For Everyone Who Doesn't Understand Why The Democrats Are Pissing About Passing Their Garbage Bills With Bi-Partisan Support:
Because the Democrats want the Republicans to be Complicit and not be able to use the Democrats' shitty legislation against them in '22.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 07:14 PM (yS0C9)

22 Da tovarich, re-education camps are shovel ready and green.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2021 07:14 PM (V87XI)

23 Iâ€™m convinced she blew Kennedy as a teenager.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 08, 2021 07:17 PM (eho5M)

WTF does she care? The Democrats control everything. They can pass anything they want.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2021 07:12 PM (yS0C9)

It is much, *much* better for them to get some Republican support, preferably more than just a token turncoat. They can carry it, but they'd rather not.

When it goes tits up, projects don't get finished, bribes slosh through the system, massive corruption is exposed, etc., it is extremely useful for them to be able to say, "Hey, look, this was a bipartisan effort. We had broad-based support for this initiative from across the political spectrum." If they get a bunch of Republicans to go along with it, they can blame it on them entirely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2021 07:18 PM (FNA9s)

25 Please respect the people. Please respect the people. Please respect the people. Please respect the people. Please respect the people. Please respect the people. Please respect the people. Please respect the people. Please respect the people.

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2021 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

26 Buncha no-nooders...

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 06:30 PM (Ez6QX)

27 LA mayor Eric Garcetti also got booed bigly at Dodger Stadium today.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 09, 2021 06:30 PM (xPl2J)

28 If I had ever been here before I would probably know what to do

Posted by: f'd at April 09, 2021 06:32 PM (Tnijr)

29 Infrastructure is alligator filled border canals with bear traps on the banks.

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2021 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

30 Wow, I was so surprised that Tucker didn't have his confused face on that I totally missed that Chipman guy's face. WTF is going on there?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 06:34 PM (Ez6QX)

31 LA mayor Eric Garcetti also got booed bigly at Dodger Stadium today.
Booing is not enough.
Chanting "GET OUT!" is not enough.
I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 06:34 PM (2JVJo)

32 Democrat idea of infrastructure is 10 million electric charging stations and a windmill Diesel generator for each one Posted by:LeftCoast Dawg
Fixed that for you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2021 06:34 PM (gtatv)

33 Mr. Aspirin Factory @ 23- Well, won't her daddy some bigtime dem politico in Baltimore?

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2021 06:34 PM (0OP+5)

34 The Navy is a fucking disgrace with this horseshit.
And my former boss is a scabby scrunt who I hope gets run over by a car without tires.

Posted by: Tasty Burger at April 09, 2021 06:36 PM (5DHVq)

35 Will Chipman NOT be confirmed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2021 06:37 PM (63Dwl)

36 Been saying awhile Nanzi is only a step behind Sundowner on brain mush

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 06:37 PM (Cxk7w)

37 The KC Royals are respected adversaries. Lori Lightfoot is a shitstain.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at April 09, 2021 06:38 PM (xopIz)

38 They boo the Democrats and then vote for them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 06:38 PM (2DOZq)

39 "The most influential anchors on our network, the highest-paid, are men. My bosses, my executives, are men. The person who oversees CNN Dayside is a man, and my executive producer for 10 years is a man. So Iâ€™ve been surrounded by a lot of men," Baldwin said on the Ms. Magazine podcast. *** Guess what, you stupid bint, working with men is much preferable to working with a bunch of hormonal wine moms.

Posted by: SMH at April 09, 2021 06:39 PM (lImFe)

40 Infrastructure is not a partisan issue so long as the construction contracts are equitably assigned to contributors.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Flooded with Emotions! at April 09, 2021 06:39 PM (s+u6b)

41 Did Brooke Baldwin also say, "Is this because I'm a lesbian?" when she was fired??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 06:39 PM (1yPl/)

42 Joe Biden said "no background check", Jen Psaki tried to clean it up.
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Stop mocking his stutter!!!11!!
And let him be clea...oh, that cue card was from 2008.
So, about not mocking his stutter...

Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 06:40 PM (Ojki1)

43 Is that Jim Eagle?

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2021 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

44 >>Nancy Pelosi slurs her way through saying, "Infrastructure has not been a partisan issue in the past. We hope that it would not be now."<< Let me get this straight. Zhou Bai-den and the Wicked Witch of San Fran now claim the USA's roads, bridges, and airports are falling apart and are unsafe and we cannot wait to fix them. It's imperative we do not wait any longer! Plus, infrastructure is bi-partisan! OK, then why in hell didn't the Wicked Witch propose an infrastructure fix-up package to Donald J. Trump FOUR FREAKING YEARS AGO?!?! Trump was ready and willing to make a deal on a big infrastructure package! Even the GOPe Speaker of the House back then, Eddie Munster, would have gone along! Nancy, why did you let our infrastructure get worse for FOUR YEARS, especially when a lot of the money and jobs and upgrades would go to Blue states? Could it be due to your partisanship and hatred of Trump? Yeah, Nancy, you're a real patriot, alright.

Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2021 06:40 PM (AMIL/)

45 Prince Philip has died. I think it's Elizabeth's brother, though I've lost touch with the royals.

I can't tell if ace is kidding or not but umm...he was Elizabeth's husband.

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 06:40 PM (cF8AT)

46 Stop using teeth Stop using teeth Stop using teeth Stop using teeth Stop using teeth Stop using teeth

Posted by: CBD at April 09, 2021 06:40 PM (Q9lwr)

47 The world is going to hell; However, Pixie is fixing this place up so that we may have a comfortable ride.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 06:41 PM (lJMoP)

48 Calm down your tits
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Fixed it for ya, Sean

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 09, 2021 06:41 PM (CAJOC)

49
Is it not remarkable? When the Republicans had the White House and healthy majorities in each chamber of Congress, it was, sorry, we can't do it. But when the Democrats have the White House, a razor-thin majority in the House and no majority in the Senate? They're plowing ahead with every radical proposal they can think of.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 09, 2021 06:41 PM (mht8P)

50 One of the most useful things a homeowner can have other than an electrified fence and attack ferrets is scaffolding.
Thank G-d for scaffolding and TSP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2021 06:41 PM (FVrDO)

51 Because the Democrats want the Republicans to be Complicit and not be able to use the Democrats' shitty legislation against them in '22.

Posted by:Soothsayerat April 08, 2021 07:14 PM (yS0C9)

Ready for dooty!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at April 09, 2021 06:42 PM (Ojki1)

52 This addlepated serpentess is admitting she's senile, as she has forgotten the partisan games she played with Trump's infrastructure proposals.

Or she's just lying about it knowing the press will never check. After all, they're on her side.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 09, 2021 06:42 PM (SchxB)

53 Abbott is committing money and resources to investigate the sexual assaults in the San Antonio holding pen. 61 million a month to cater to these blighters.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2021 06:42 PM (uAO8Z)

54 I wish they would use some infrastructure money to build a new I-10 bridge over Lake Charles. That's one old, scary bridge that seems like it could collapse at any time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 06:42 PM (2DOZq)

55 Nice picture of Chipman testifying. To use Ace's phrase, a "curiously dick-shaped mouth."

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, Topless at April 09, 2021 06:42 PM (9vQJW)

56 THE MASKED EAGLE SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 09, 2021 06:42 PM (F0YaR)

57 Stop interrupting women. Stop interrupting women. Stop interrupting women. Stop interrupting women. Stop interrupting women.
Have you noticed how they've started clapping their hands to seize an argument? You try to say something, and then they clap once, back of one hand to palm of the other, and continue their rant.

Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at April 09, 2021 06:42 PM (qpX6U)

58 Alcohol Fire & Tobacco Arms.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 06:42 PM (1yPl/)

59 Why is it necessary to wear a mask topside on a ship underway?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2021 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

60 Heard that Abbott has sicked the Rangers on 'em. They'll get the job done.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 06:43 PM (lJMoP)

61 Glad I retired from the Navy 25 years ago, would probably be rotating between EMI, restriction, mast, and brig today.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2021 06:44 PM (0OP+5)

62 I don't think "AFT" guy actually believes what he is saying about the Branch Davidians and the helicopters. He just says that every chance he gets.
What weird looking freak he is.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 09, 2021 06:44 PM (AD3JT)

63 "The most influential anchors on our network, the highest-paid, are men. My bosses, my executives, are men. The person who oversees CNN Dayside is a man, and my executive producer for 10 years is a man. So Iâ€™ve been POUNDED by a lot of men," Baldwin said

minor edit

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2021 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

64 Is it not remarkable? When the Republicans had the White House and healthy majorities in each chamber of Congress, it was, sorry, we can't do it. But when the Democrats have the White House, a razor-thin majority in the House and no majority in the Senate? They're plowing ahead with every radical proposal they can think of.

Posted by:Hadrian the Seventhat April 09, 2021 06:41 PM (mht8P)

It ruins the experience when we win, so we don't.

Posted by: Washington Generals starting line up, the GoPe at April 09, 2021 06:46 PM (Ojki1)

65 If I was one of those sailors captured by the Iranians I would recommend they wear a mask for life to cover up their shame.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

66 Yes, We Have No Bananas! We Have No Bananas Today!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 09, 2021 06:46 PM (EdQIG)

67 Glad I retired from the Navy 25 years ago, would probably be rotating between EMI, restriction, mast, and brig today. Posted by: Eromero *** Glad I got out of the Army 12 years ago. Wanted to retire, just wasn't meant to be.

Posted by: SMH at April 09, 2021 06:47 PM (lImFe)

68 The rank and file in our armed forces cannot he on board with this shit.
Good lord.

Someone needs an accidental discharge.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 09, 2021 06:47 PM (pUDQf)

69 And China Joe is getting ready to pack the Supreme Court. A perfect end to a perfect day.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 06:47 PM (1yPl/)

70 I've got news for you Ms Baldwin. Every news reader is grossly overpaid.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

71 41Did Brooke Baldwin also say, "Is this because I'm a lesbian?" when she was fired??

Posted by:andycanuckat April 09, 2021 06:39 PM (1yPl/)

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I remember that happening in an episode of Law & Order. Except, up to that point, they had never even hinted at the character being a lesbian.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 09, 2021 06:48 PM (CAJOC)

72 I promised SMH a 30ft tower for overwatch. I keep my promises.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2021 06:48 PM (uAO8Z)

73 Sean Davis forgot to add, "...and make me a sammich."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 09, 2021 06:49 PM (WGara)

74 I dunno' about Cruz - all he has to do is take one hard step either left or right, and he's at the glass and she can't stop him from taking all the pictures he wants. He's really starting to remind me of Trey Gowdy - another fellow that loved a good photo op - but never quite got around to doing a single damn thing of substance.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 09, 2021 06:49 PM (2sSe/)

75 WTF? Is Faux Fake News' new slogan "Standing Up For What's Right," or is that Tucker's show's slogan?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 06:49 PM (2jP82)

76 Jordan there was a nood call, that's how I got here

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 06:49 PM (Cxk7w)

77 Ex Navy here. Got to thinking about this this morning. What with all the diversity and SJW freaks and searching high and low for all the racist white supremacists so that they can shit can them, when China gets really frisky and the US Pacific fleet is sitting on the bottom of the ocean, then what the hell are those stupid asshats going to blame it on? Lack of social distancing?

Posted by: Old Blue at April 09, 2021 06:49 PM (VNmG1)

Did anyone reach under her skirt and grab her boobs?
Posted by:Cicero (@cicero43)at April 08, 2021 07:11 PM (Ox+EU)

I think they're tucked into her socks...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 06:50 PM (8D42x)

79 LOL BH!

Posted by: SMH at April 09, 2021 06:50 PM (lImFe)

80 The eagle in the @USNavyâ€™s logo is wearing a mask.
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Forget it, John ... it's Trannytown.

Posted by: ShainS at April 09, 2021 06:51 PM (uESHT)

81 Nancy Pelosi can tongue punch my fart box.
But first, I will motorboat her.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp! You old sailor you!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 09, 2021 06:51 PM (R/m4+)

82 It's raining men.

Posted by: Brooke Baldtwins at April 09, 2021 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

83 Since Congress has abrogated difficult decisions to the courts, making the SCOTUS the Super Legislature, how about making the SCOTUS fifty seats appointed by the fifty state legislatures?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 09, 2021 06:52 PM (EdQIG)

84 Posted by: Night Moves at April 09, 2021 06:49 PM (2sSe/)
What's more the more effective story?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

85 Posted by: Hairyback Guy *** That has to be one of the grossest things I've read as of late. ðŸ¤®

Posted by: SMH at April 09, 2021 06:53 PM (lImFe)

86 85Posted by: Hairyback Guy *** That has to be one of the grossest things I've read as of late. ðŸ¤®

Posted by:SMHat April 09, 2021 06:53 PM (lImFe)

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You do realize much of the Horde will take that as a challenge, right?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 09, 2021 06:54 PM (CAJOC)

87 Infrastructure to Leftists is greasing their constituents pockets

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 06:55 PM (Cxk7w)

Indeed, CNN is the only major cable news network in America without a female primetime host

is jeanne moos busy?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 09, 2021 06:55 PM (oY6Yp)

89 You do realize much of the Horde will take that as a challenge, right? Posted by: No One of Consequence *** Unfortunately, yes.

Posted by: SMH at April 09, 2021 06:56 PM (lImFe)

90 Brooke Baldwin has reached her sell-by date.

Posted by: Unkaren at April 09, 2021 06:56 PM (vGJY7)

91 SMH @ 67- Honey, you contributed a hell of a lot more than I did and I salute you!

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2021 06:56 PM (0OP+5)

drinking before 5 o'clock again.
Posted by:Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen?at April 08, 2021 07:12 PM (qZdIZ)

you say that like it's a bad thing...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 06:56 PM (8D42x)

93 Posted by: Hairyback Guy *** That has to be one of the grossest things I've read as of late.
Which part? The tongue gouging the fart box, or motorboating Nanzi's titties? He really just need to say 'but first, you will blow me'.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 09, 2021 06:56 PM (5XK0y)

94 I wish Pelosi well and a case of ebola, but mostly the ebola.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2021 06:57 PM (uAO8Z)

95 What's more the more effective story?

To most people I know - the status of the kids. Because they know, and disdain, the political bullshit - and they see bullshit on both sides. They want to see the pictures of the kids. They don't give two shits that Ted Cruz had some nameless chic pic block him. They wonder why a grown ass man let it happen. They have no respect for one that would.

That's the thing. Folks that are wired in to all this political theater care about this kind of procedural bullshit. Most everybody else - which is most people - simply do not. They don't see Ted Cruz exposing the duplicity of a Biden staffer. They see a weak ass dude not getting them the pics they want, all because of one woman.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 09, 2021 06:57 PM (2sSe/)

96 I wonder what my retired Navy dad thinks about his Navy going woke.

Posted by: SMH at April 09, 2021 06:58 PM (lImFe)

97 69And China Joe is getting ready to pack the Supreme Court. A perfect end to a perfect day.

Posted by:andycanuckat April 09, 2021 06:47 PM (1yPl/)

I wonder, is Roberts fuming cause he thought his bowing the court over would "preserve it's dignity", and now his status as collaborator will destroy it, or is he rubbing his nipples, preparing to be bent over and looking forward to it with much joy?

Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 06:59 PM (Ojki1)

98 Eromero, I owe both SMH and you more than I can ever repay.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2021 07:00 PM (uAO8Z)

99 I'll be glad when Pixy fixes things up and we can go home. I'm not fond of this backup format.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 07:00 PM (2JVJo)

100 Infrastructure is crumbling. I've got arthritis in my hip, a bruised rib and a stiff neck.

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2021 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

101 Ben Had, LOL.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2021 07:01 PM (F0YaR)

102 I can't tell if ace is kidding or not but umm...he was Elizabeth's husband.Posted by:Tamiat April 09, 2021 06:40 PM (cF8AT)
No, Ace was right - and so are you. He was also 3 of the Queen's Corgis, once in 1949, again in 1966, and lastly in 1981. I think he was also a collectible teaspoon, but I wouldn't swear to it.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 09, 2021 07:02 PM (46GDR)

103 Just what we need is a crank running ATF.

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Posted by: Lace Wigs Spam Bot at April 09, 2021 07:03 PM (700n7)

105 99I'll be glad when Pixy fixes things up and we can go home. I'm not fond of this backup format.

Posted by:Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercingat April 09, 2021 07:00 PM (2JVJo)

It is so in keeping with the theme of 2021 however.

Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 07:03 PM (Ojki1)

106 ðŸ˜Š BH, your friendship is more than enough. You owe me nothing.

Posted by: SMH at April 09, 2021 07:04 PM (lImFe)

107 If I was one of those sailors captured by the Iranians I would recommend they wear a mask for life to cover up their shame.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

I'd demand reparations...from the Navy.

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2021 07:05 PM (AwYPR)

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Posted by: Bete at April 09, 2021 07:06 PM (Ojki1)

109

I can't tell if ace is kidding or not but umm...he was Elizabeth's husband. Posted by:Tamiat April 09, 2021 06:40 PM (cF8AT)

No, Elizabeth's husband was played by Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 09, 2021 07:07 PM (mht8P)

110 I thought lace wigs were for the old dudes in the 1700's.
Learn something new every day.

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Posted by: Uncle Buck at April 09, 2021 07:08 PM (BgMrQ)

112 I don't care how heartless or ambitious you are, if you can't express even the slightess remorse about Waco you can't run ATF.

Posted by: Only Context at April 09, 2021 07:09 PM (xEIoY)

113 Halp. The blog is stuck.

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2021 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

114 Commenting that Nancy P. seemed to be on drugs during a speech is what got me canned from Hot Air comments.

Posted by: Robert17 at April 09, 2021 07:09 PM (h35EE)

115 RIP Prince Philip. He was a royal Archie Bunker. If you want a laugh, look at a list of the very, very politically incorrect, very un-woke, insensitive, butt-hurting things he has said over the years.
You will laugh your ass off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 09, 2021 07:09 PM (Mzdiz)

116

@DailyCaller
Less Than 10,000 Georgia Voters Have No Form Of ID

https://tinyurl.com/ygj3hsoy

Wanna bet they wouldn't vote anyway? Well done...Manford...Tank....well fuckin' done.

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2021 07:10 PM (cF8AT)

117 Keith Richards sent out a very nice tweet of condolence about Prince Phillip. (It didn't even end with a "I beat out another!")

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 07:12 PM (1yPl/)

118 David Chipman looks like one of those unpopular fat kids that doesn't know it.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 09, 2021 07:12 PM (S1Ij0)

119 "The most influential anchors on our network, the highest-paid, are men. My bosses, my executives, are men. The person who oversees CNN Dayside is a man, and my executive producer for 10 years is a man. So Iâ€™ve been surrounded by a lot of men," Baldwin said Any Horde Member would have immediately asked her, "Why are you against merit-based job assignments and promotions, Ms. Baldwin?

Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2021 07:12 PM (AMIL/)

120 Is this a dream? Is this a fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. If I click my heels 3 times will I wake up in a grey box?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2021 07:13 PM (sd8p8)

121

when China gets really frisky and the US Pacific fleet is sitting on the bottom of the ocean,

Is possible, when things get really frisky, That those aboard ship,who know what they are doing, will take temporary control?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 07:13 PM (lJMoP)

122 Yo, Ms Baldwin... Boobs!

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2021 07:13 PM (EdQIG)

123 How does any legal voter survive without some kind of ID

Posted by: f'd at April 09, 2021 07:14 PM (Tnijr)

124 I sport fucked my way the the executive suite and this is what I get.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at April 09, 2021 07:15 PM (kTF2Z)

125

107If I was one of those sailors captured by the Iranians I would recommend they wear a mask for life to cover up their shame.
Posted by:Sebastian Melmoth

what happened to that carrier captain who panicked over the chinese virus and whined to the world?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2021 07:16 PM (Bz4pH)

126 The catchpa should be:
"what type of wigs"
And the answer "lace"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2021 07:17 PM (Bz4pH)

127 We need McConnell to get caught with a live boy and a dead girl in his bed.

Posted by: torabora at April 09, 2021 07:17 PM (wS7zV)

128 Ben Had did you get your hands on one of those towable skywatch towers? The scissorlift ballistic ones would make a hog have nightmare s while he's awake..

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2021 07:17 PM (0OP+5)

129 f'd, you can't do anything in society without an ID even if you never voted in your life.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2021 07:17 PM (uAO8Z)

130 Leftists don't care who votes as long as they get to count them. The more fraud votes the better to pad their numbers.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 07:18 PM (Cxk7w)

131 Govt mistakenly admits it had been investigating Maxwell since 2007. https://twitter.com/Techno_Fog/status/ 1380603599206682630

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 07:18 PM (1yPl/)

132 Prince Philip, at some photo-op thingy in Australia I think it was, met with some of the native leaders, Aborigines IIRC. He asked them if they still chucked spears at one another.

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 09, 2021 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)

133 LOLGF CNN, all that corporate fake-woke pandering and you still don't get any respect from them.

Posted by: CppThis at April 09, 2021 07:18 PM (zcf1k)

134 Was watching the MLB championship ceremony broadcast from Dodger Stadium ... Mayor Garcetti was booed when introduced prior to the raising of the championship banner. Guess he's like about as much as Gruesome.

Posted by: Lyle Hanf at April 09, 2021 07:19 PM (wfrSv)

135 That's funny...legitimately funny. Well done!
GREEN...YES GREEN f'n captcha

Posted by: Uncle Buck at April 09, 2021 07:08 PM

Thanks, that's actually 100% CSS code plus one emoji - no images involved. I'm having a little fun with the new commenting system.

Posted by: Lace Wigs Spam Bot at April 09, 2021 07:19 PM (700n7)

136 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2021 07:19 PM (DUIap)

137 Every time I pop in to the backup site I hear Forrest Gump's friend, Bubba. "I wanna go home!" I'm grateful for this site, but I miss the grey boxes of home.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2021 07:19 PM (kTF2Z)

138 I don't care how heartless or ambitious you are, if you can't express even the slightess remorse about Waco you can't run ATF.
Frankly, considering the treasonous bastards running the FBI and DoJ, remorse is a deal-breaker with these nickelfuckers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 07:20 PM (2JVJo)

139

Eromero,, lots of 2 3/4 drill stem left and a welder.

Had a pig sighting and they didn't come back again.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2021 07:20 PM (uAO8Z)

140 When in two separate incidents freighters took a half hour to collide nobody did squat to avoid it. It's as if they were sleeping. When Chi nah mugs our Navy that's going to be repeated.

Posted by: torabora at April 09, 2021 07:22 PM (wS7zV)

141 Yes ladies the "wall" is undefeated. Men age like wine, women age like milk.

Posted by: JROD at April 09, 2021 07:22 PM (0jZnq)

142 Brooke Baldwin is the blonde Soledad O'Brien. She'll be doing one of those syndicated shows that nobody watches at 2AM Sunday mornings right before the Larry King infomercials.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 09, 2021 07:22 PM (S1Ij0)

143 We're all gonna develop tourette's from this and when we walk by the fruit at the store we're gonna start shouting "green" and twitching.

Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2021 07:22 PM (vMCab)

144 130Leftists don't care who votes as long as they get to count them. The more fraud votes the better to pad their numbers.

Posted by:Skipat April 09, 2021 07:18 PM (Cxk7w)

MN hard-rock station has a funny sound hook about that:

"Ever notice how you mostly use your driver's license for things that impair your ability to drive?"

Posted by: CppThis at April 09, 2021 07:23 PM (zcf1k)

145 I don't have time to pull the book off the shelf, but I have one about various royals that contains some Prince Philip stories, one about the time he was introduced to a fellow Brit at some Chinese affair and told him, "If you stay here too long, you'll get all slitty-eyed."
And another where he was presiding over a dedication ceremony, forgot the name of the event and said, "I declare this thing open - whatever it is."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 07:23 PM (2JVJo)

146 Prince Philip, at some photo-op thingy in Australia I think it was, met with some of the native leaders, Aborigines IIRC. He asked them if they still chucked spears at one another. Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 09, 2021 07:18 PM (Mzdiz)

Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AyotLiqJdg

Kind of amazed it hasn't been canceled yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 07:23 PM (mzC78)

147

Prince Phillip would have made a good Moron.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 09, 2021 07:24 PM (mht8P)

148 Is that AOC blocking Cruz?

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2021 07:24 PM (AwYPR)

149 123 How does any legal voter survive without some kind of ID Posted by: f'd at April 09, 2021 07:14 PM (Tnijr) Good question. I am sure there are a few without ID. The Dem-Media Complex used to run anti-voter ID stories featuring 102-year old black ladies in the South who never learned to drive so never had a drivers license, and who hasn't paid a utility bill in the 20 years she's been in the rest home. But she was still clear-minded, remembered the Jim Crow Laws, is feisty about her right to vote now!!! The reporters implied that there were hundreds of thousands like her across the country. I think all the people liker that have now passed. I doubt the Dem-Media Complex will even attempt to run stories about someone they found who has no ID and wants to vote!! Because nowadays, Ted Cruz and Tom Cotton will go the person with a TV crew in tow and offer to help them get an voting-qualified ID by sundown. So the voter ID as voter suppression is total fantasy and the Dems know it. Their dumb-ass voters buy that Kool-Aid though.

Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2021 07:25 PM (AMIL/)

150 As of 8 hours ago, neither Biden nor President Harris had made any message of condolence over Prince Phillip.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 07:25 PM (1yPl/)

151 I'm pretty sure I was exposed to much more deadly pathogens during that weeklong port call in Pattaya Beach in the 90s than the CCP virus. The Navy is fallen into state of being completely pathetic.

Posted by: Bert G at April 09, 2021 07:25 PM (sAW0o)

152 Prince Phillip was a bad ass mofo during WWII:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/prince-philip-once-lit-up-enemy-ships-as-royal-navy-warships-tore-them-apart-during-a-bloody-nighttime-wwii-naval-battle/ar-BB1ftHIB

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at April 09, 2021 07:25 PM (g4qzp)

153 Hey ace,

I just learned that Ta-nehesi Coates has authored a new edition of Captain America where the villain, Red Skull, is a magical super Nazi based on Dr. Jordan Peterson. What a douchebag. Fortunately, Dr. Peterson and his daughter have responded with memes and even a T-shirt being sold for charity.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at April 09, 2021 07:27 PM (uWF4x)

154 Welp, looks like the current blog software does not want to give me paragraphs in my posts even when I use 6 carriage returns in there. Apologies for my walls-of-words in this thread.

Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2021 07:28 PM (AMIL/)

155 As of 8 hours ago, neither Biden nor President Harris had made any message of condolence over Prince Phillip.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 07:25 PM (1yPl/)

Barky needs to send another ipod stuffed with his blathering.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 07:28 PM (2JVJo)

156

Thanks, that's actually 100% CSS code plus one emoji - no images involved. I'm having a little fun with the new commenting system.
Posted by:Lace Wigs Spam Botat April 09, 2021 07:19 PM (700n7)

holy crap, the lace wigs are self-aware.
i always figured the robot overlords would be terminators, but NOOOO we get lace wig bots.
at least we'll look good...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 07:29 PM (8D42x)

157

148 Is that AOC blocking Cruz? Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2021 07:24 PM (AwYPR)

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Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2021 07:29 PM (lJMoP)

158

153Hey ace,

I just learned that Ta-nehesi Coates has authored a new edition of Captain America where the villain, Red Skull, is a magical super Nazi based on Dr. Jordan Peterson. What a douchebag. Fortunately, Dr. Peterson and his daughter have responded with memes and even a T-shirt being sold for charity.
Posted by:40 Miles Northat April 09, 2021 07:27 PM (uWF4x)

He covered that on his first quick hits post earlier today.

Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2021 07:30 PM (vMCab)

159 As of 8 hours ago, neither Biden nor President Harris had made any message of condolence over Prince Phillip.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 07:25 PM (1yPl/)

Yeah, Biden did. You probably didn't hear about it because it was pretty lame.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 09, 2021 07:30 PM (S1Ij0)

160 Actually, "Gentlemen, this is ...", I recently saw something about the TR Roosevelt captain receiving support from other officers (messages of support), and of course the crew cheered him wildly as he left the ship.

I paid *some* attention to this when it happened. I didn't see any possible way the captain's actions could be considered acceptable. Of course he may have been acting out of the panic that was the official public health position of the time (which still doesn't excuse going outside the chain).

And one sailor died from C19 on the ship. Well, it is claimed that one did. Cause of death in many many cases and situations can be somewhat complicated, and the C19 death toll must be considered highly suspect, given the evidence of incompetence and dishonesty by those tragically "responsible" for dealing with it.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2021 07:31 PM (OTzUX)

161 Ha ha
Spear chuckers? At least he didn't call them darkies.

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2021 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

162 I'd say Roberts is confused - he strikes me as pretty typical of those that try to apply old school shit to the new reality. He still thought both parties would play in between the forty yard lines. Because he's a high achieving idiot. He's not alone.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 09, 2021 07:32 PM (2sSe/)

163 As of 8 hours ago, neither Biden nor President Harris had made any message of condolence over Prince Phillip. Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 07:25 PM (1yPl/) Why should they. The Prince never gave them any kick-backs.

Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2021 07:32 PM (AMIL/)

164 Gref, you sure Cotton would do something like that? I mean, he might worry about "what the other side might do" in response, don't you think?

As when he partly justified rolling over on certification of the election because, eeegads, who *knows* what the Dems might do if the wildly implausible and clearly unconstitutional election were challenged?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2021 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

165 â™ nood

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 07:35 PM (Cxk7w)

166 Ta-nehesi Ernie Ford>>>Ta-nehesi Coates

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2021 07:36 PM (mzC78)

167 Prince Phillips war-time record draws attention to a generally over-looked fact of WWII, that the Italian navy was no joke, and was a major factor making control the of Med a close-run thing for an extended period. If they'd had fuel, and any kind of cooperation from their air force, the British campaign to control the Med would have been even longer and more costly.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2021 07:38 PM (OTzUX)

168 I don't care how heartless or ambitious you are, if you can't express even the slightess remorse about Waco you can't run ATF.

From where they sit - the nail that sticks up must be put down. Was the enemy - they didn't toe the line. That's true for, frankly, most that pursue that vocation now. They have decided that their life's work will be to enforce the will of the State. Shit-can anything about "their oath to the Constitution". It doesn't matter. They've decided to blindly enforce the will of their political masters. They eagerly pursue it. The meme of "The Good Cop" is another one of those situations where the Right eagerly builds the tools that the Left then deftly uses against them. The Good Cop exists - but he is the exception, not the rule.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 09, 2021 07:39 PM (2sSe/)

169

160Actually, "Gentlemen, this is ...", I recently saw something about the TR Roosevelt captain receiving support from other officers (messages of support), and of course the crew cheered him wildly as he left the ship.
Posted by:rhomboid

Of course we cheered! Did you see all the cargo ships he had to avoid? He didn't hit a single one! The man is a hero! The greatest captain in the fleet!!!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2021 07:39 PM (Bz4pH)

170 Lets test - does pixy censor Waco now ? Or is my typing that bad ?

Posted by: Night Moves at April 09, 2021 07:41 PM (2sSe/)

171 Nope - my typing just sucks. Test complete.

Posted by: Night Moves at April 09, 2021 07:42 PM (2sSe/)

172 Punctuation matters--
Stop interrupting, women. Stop, interrupting women.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 09, 2021 07:52 PM (OafoN)

173 If you you are too dumb to get an id, you shouldnâ€™t vote
Of course, maybe you just have problems with your ego.

Posted by: Loki at April 09, 2021 08:01 PM (KqiMr)

174 Green

Posted by: Robert17 at April 09, 2021 08:16 PM (h35EE)

175 Skip at April 09, 2021 07:18 PM - Leftists don't care who votes as long as they get to count them. The more fraud votes the better to pad their numbers.

They don't need to control the vote counting. The "voter supression" bullshit is their real game. What they want is ballots... lots of them. Voter turnout is traditionally under 50%, so, sending out ballots to everyone allows whoever controls the ballots going to the I-don't-give-a-shit demographic to swing the election. Example: 100000 ballots are mailed out. The 50000 who would ordinarily vote splits 27000 R, 23000D. Now the D start "harvesting" ballots. They collect 30000 of them. Some will be blank, and those get marked D, let's say only 1000. So now we're at 27000R, 24000D. The remaining 29000 are marked 14000D and 15000R. Here's to good part. Look at the ballots. Through the envelope with a bright like, if necessary. Throw away 5000R ballots, mosey on down to the unwatched "ballot collection point" and drop them in. The counting is done honestly, but, viola', 38000D, and 37000R. And that, my friends, is why the Dems want lots of ballots.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 09, 2021 08:51 PM (AeEqG)

176 173If you you are too dumb to get an id, you shouldnâ€™t vote
Of course, maybe you just have problems with your ego.

Posted by: Loki at April 09, 2021 08:01 PM (KqiMr)

Depends on the type of ID they're asking for. My Dad is a combat veteran of WW2. He was born in the states to parents also born here (my grandfather was a combat veteran of WW1 and his Grandfather a combat veteran of the Civil War). When my Dad moved back last year to the state where he was born, he could not vote, because he could not supply a valid birth certificate. Apparently, when finally hunted down, it said "Baby [Last Name]". So, a man, a US citizen, born here, served his country in combat, AND has a valid driver's license (from another state), could NOT vote in the last election. He's one example of someone falling through the cracks with voter ID laws. Not that it mattered in the end; Trump won his state, but was cheated out of victory by other states and courts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2021 09:23 PM (ynpvh)

177 Never paid too much attention to Prince Philip but he must have really loved the Queen. He was an action dude in the old British useful aristocracy tradition, and he must have been fully aware that marrying her would make him an ornament for the rest of his life. The comments that the left liked to get all vapory about were what real dudes would say, and they were intended as real dude jokes.

Posted by: azjaeger at April 09, 2021 09:31 PM (3/XaG)

178 Cruz response to the Bint who was trying to block him from video recording the situation at the border in late March (transcribed by me manually, because I can't find a transcript - imagine that !):

Cruz - "So you work for the Administration, you are a Senior Advisor, you were hired two weeks ago, and you were instructed to ask us to not have any pictures taken here, because the Political Leadership at DHS does not want the American People to know".
https://abc13.co/323GARs

Posted by: txmarko at April 09, 2021 09:48 PM (Tx7cg)

179 "So, a man, a US citizen, born here, served his country in combat, AND has a valid driver's license (from another state), could NOT vote in the last election."

All those worthy facts mentioned earlier mean nothing if someone changes domiciles to another State and either fails to register in time.

Sorry for his inability to vote, and thanks for his Service.

Posted by: txmarko at April 09, 2021 10:09 PM (Tx7cg)

180 Of course we cheered! Did you see all the cargo ships he had to avoid? He didn't hit a single one! The man is a hero! The greatest captain in the fleet!!!

In today's Navy, would not all those cargo sbips be considered a "target rich environment"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2021 11:24 PM (qhnoT)

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