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May 09, 2014

Mid-Day Open Thread
— andy

Hello, old friend ...

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1 First?

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi hobo who doesn't want to become jerky at May 09, 2014 08:39 AM (mYoiq)

Posted by: maddogg at May 09, 2014 08:40 AM (xWW96)

3 Cute puppies!

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 09, 2014 08:40 AM (tl+KL)

4 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 09, 2014 08:40 AM (PYAXX)

5 Is my Scandi hobo smell going to keep the others away?

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi hobo who doesn't want to become jerky at May 09, 2014 08:40 AM (mYoiq)

6 Roll Ace out of his vomit before he chokes.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 09, 2014 08:41 AM (QupBk)

7 I like the one of Andy's ankle bracelet.

Posted by: wodun at May 09, 2014 08:41 AM (DD0s8)

8 Where is my fuck? Did I give it to charity? I must have lost it, because I don't give a fuck.

Posted by: maddogg at May 09, 2014 08:41 AM (xWW96)

9 #Givebackourwhitehouse

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 09, 2014 08:41 AM (QM5S2)

10 5 Is my Scandi hobo smell going to keep the others away? Posted by: Anonymous Scandi hobo who doesn't want to become jerky at May 09, 2014 12:40 PM (mYoiq) You've been dumpster diving for lutefisk again, haven't you?

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 09, 2014 08:41 AM (tl+KL)

11 What's the deal with that UFO in the sidebar? That has got to be a total crock, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2014 08:42 AM (CMkNk)

12 Kateurday Open Thread Compliance Pic #1 Kate On The Beach for #Kateurday pic.twitter.com/KwDDjD6d6f

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 08:42 AM (aTXUx)

13 So about my water heater...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 09, 2014 08:43 AM (SUKHu)

14 So about my water heater...

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 09, 2014 08:43 AM (SUKHu)

15 I saw Scandi Hobo Smell open for Abba in Seattle, 1986.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:43 AM (aDwsi)

16 14, 15 Posted by: Mama AJ at May 09, 2014 12:43 PM (SUKHu) Who're you, Johnny Two-Times?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 09, 2014 08:43 AM (CMkNk)

17 14 So about my water heater... 15 So about my water heater... So you say you have a water heater?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 09, 2014 08:43 AM (9+ccr)

18 Hey guys, I hear we are all down with the "legitimate redistribution of economic benefits by the State now. "

I'd like to formally convert to Catholicism, but I'm a little worried that they might discriminate against me based on my uh "status".

Anyone know?

Posted by: The metabolically challenged Karl Marx at May 09, 2014 08:43 AM (78TbK)

19 So about my water heater... Posted by: Mama AJ at May 09, 2014 12:43 PM (SUKHu) First your toilet then your water heater? What did I miss when I bailed on the least thread.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 09, 2014 08:43 AM (HDwDg)

20 Light da'Lamp!

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 08:43 AM (/076+)

21 Wow! I double posted. I get an award, right? Anywho, just kidding, just kidding.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 09, 2014 08:43 AM (SUKHu)

22 Kateurday Open Thread Compliance Pic #2 Kate Moving Over the Surface of the Waters pic.twitter.com/qKw04SR0HQ

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 08:43 AM (aTXUx)

23 So about my water heater... Posted by: Mama ------------- You are not from the South, are you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:44 AM (aDwsi)

24 >> I like the one of Andy's ankle bracelet. Heh.

Posted by: Andy at May 09, 2014 08:44 AM (2OaXr)

25 What's the deal with that UFO in the sidebar? That has got to be a total crock, right?
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Dude, where do you thing I got these healing crystals from?

Posted by: Some Puffington Hoster at May 09, 2014 08:44 AM (78TbK)

26 13 Kateurday Open Thread Compliance Pic #1 Kate On The Beach for #Kateurday pic.twitter.com/KwDDjD6d6f Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 12:42 PM (aTXUx) Isnt every day Kateurday?

Posted by: AC at May 09, 2014 08:44 AM (X6YhV)

27 Light da'Lamp! Get to da choppah's!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2014 08:44 AM (Kud7z)

28 Jen Psaki ‏@statedeptspox 2h USG team arriving on ground in Abuja will compliment core country team already there #BringBackOurGirls Pray for whomever TFG sent there as I don't think this will go well.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 08:45 AM (fWAjv)

29 Smithsonian: France Is Spending 3 Million Euros to Save the Great Hamster of Alsace So. Many. Jokes. So. Little. Time.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 09, 2014 08:45 AM (7ObY1)

30 Kateurday Open Thread Compliance Pic #3 Schrodinger's Kate - The bikini top is both on and off at the same time pic.twitter.com/m1SM51bPUX

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 08:45 AM (aTXUx)

31 Actually, it occurs to me that the position of Walmart Greeter is something Barry might be able to handle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:46 AM (aDwsi)

32 Thank you Andy!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 08:46 AM (9GG/0)

33 The Ewok signal is out. Grandson just came by to borrow Tombstone. His wife-to-be has never seen it. Can you imagine that?

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 09, 2014 08:46 AM (T2V/1)

34 I hope da Zero and Megaass sent some true believers to Nigeria. Because I don't want to feel sorry for what happens to them as they deploy their smert diplomacy.

Posted by: maddogg at May 09, 2014 08:47 AM (xWW96)

35 You've been dumpster diving for lutefisk again, haven't you? Posted by: pookysgirl at May 09, 2014 12:41 PM (tl+KL) I've never stopped. It keeps me safe from being made into jerky.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi hobo who doesn't want to become jerky at May 09, 2014 08:47 AM (mYoiq)

36 So cankles was dancing on Qaddafi's grave, refuses security for Benghazi. A shit ton of arms gets from Libya to Boko Haram, whom she fought not to have declared terrorists. Now, she's all about getting up in their shit. If we mange to lose to that POS, I'm going outlaw.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 09, 2014 08:47 AM (QM5S2)

37 Cause PIV is rape, you homo-rapians. The Daily Caller ‏@DailyCaller No Trial? No Jury? No Witnesses? No Attorney? Student Expelled Anyway http://trib.al/cogyXPl

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 09, 2014 08:47 AM (ZPrif)

38 I'm not all about boobs. Here's singer/guitarist Jess Greenberg singing "Highway to Hell" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EnkMiQxlSU

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 08:47 AM (aTXUx)

39 Can you imagine that? Are they under 40? Then yes, I can.

Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 09, 2014 08:47 AM (/kI1Q)

40 e #BringBackOurGirls Our girls? Is anyone else as sick of this as I am?Did you see that picture of Michelle holding up that sign? Squirrel,squirrel,squirrel... And yes I do care about these girls, but I also care about the tens of thousands of Christians that are being slaughtered. Why is this more important to Obama? War on Womenz?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 09, 2014 08:48 AM (9+ccr)

Jen Psaki Ã¾@statedeptspox 2h

USG team arriving on ground in Abuja will compliment core country team

already there #BringBackOurGirls

"Compliment?"

"Hi core country team, you're looking FABULOUS!!!"

Posted by: Janet Yellen at May 09, 2014 08:48 AM (PFy0L)

42 Posted by: Vic at May 09, 2014 12:46 PM (T2V/1 I'll be leaving your lawn now...

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 09, 2014 08:48 AM (HDwDg)

43

Ok guys, I've gotten an important mission for you. You are going to go to Nigeria and get those school girls back.

But don't worry, you will have all the support the American government can give you.

In your new IPod you will find all my collected speeches. I'm sure these Broko dudes have a mac you can plug into.

If by some odd coincidence that doesn't convince them to let the girls go, well, I've also given you a satchel of EBT cards.

And if that doesn't work I hereby authorize you to tell them that we will have Mark Zuckerberg personally cancel their facebook accounts. PERMANENTLY. But don't go there if you don't have to.

Good Luck and Allah speed.

Posted by: Barack Obama Addressing Strike Team Nigeria at May 09, 2014 08:49 AM (78TbK)

44 The 5 stages of Reaction to Foreign Events 1 Ignorance 2 Wikipedia wisdom 3 Outrage 4 #SolidarityHashtag 5 Tedious self-obsession

Posted by: Separate but Stupid at May 09, 2014 08:49 AM (ZPrif)

45 @30 yikes even my seventh grader knows the difference between compliment/complement. "Those fatigues look great on you, Core Country Team!"

Posted by: Republic of Texas 2: Electric Boogaloo at May 09, 2014 08:49 AM (Gk2GE)

46 Argh, fucking sock.

Posted by: @JohnTant at May 09, 2014 08:49 AM (PFy0L)

47 42 Are they under 40? Then yes, I can.

Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 09, 2014 12:47 PM (/kI1Q)

Yes, under 40. Barely over 21.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 09, 2014 08:49 AM (T2V/1)

48 It was a drone. FPSRussia did a video with one. I'll try to track it down for you. Really cool stuff. Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 09, 2014 12:44 PM (tWmgi) What is the story with that SPSRussia guy getting murdered? Was that a hoax or did that really happen?

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 08:49 AM (bb5+k)

49 I saw it for the first time just a couple years back. Can't say it lived up to the hype and all of the times it gets quoted I had the same problem with Caddyshack.

Posted by: HR stuck at work and the vending machine is out of Cheetos at May 09, 2014 08:49 AM (/kI1Q)

50 #ban poutyface

Posted by: Roy at May 09, 2014 08:50 AM (tiOTz)

51 Pray for whomever TFG sent there as I don't think this will go well. -------- 20 unarmed advisors works every time dude.

Posted by: Adam at May 09, 2014 08:50 AM (Aif/5)

52 44 I saw it for the first time just a couple years back. Can't say it lived up to the hype and all of the times it gets quoted but hey, that's just me... and I'm an idiot.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 09, 2014 12:48 PM (tWmgi)

I consider it the best western in the last 30 years. My next most favorite western is Outlaw Josey Wales.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 09, 2014 08:50 AM (T2V/1)

53 yeah getting compliment and complement is a pet peeve of mine.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 08:50 AM (9GG/0)

54 I saw Scandi Hobo Smell open for Abba in Seattle, 1986.

Posted by: Mike "slicin' like a f'n'" Hammer today

Posted by: Chinaacid at May 09, 2014 08:50 AM (atPLq)

55 USG team arriving on ground in Abuja will compliment core country team already there #BringBackOurGirls "Compliment?" "Hi core country team, you're looking FABULOUS!!!" Posted by: Janet Yellen at May 09, 2014 12:48 PM (PFy0L) Ha!

Posted by: baldilocks at May 09, 2014 08:50 AM (36Rjy)

56 " Smithsonian: France Is Spending 3 Million Euros to Save the Great Hamster of Alsace " Thank. God.

Posted by: Richard Gere at May 09, 2014 08:51 AM (gOoFi)

57 Open Thread Compliance Pic Archives https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 08:52 AM (aTXUx)

58 What is the story with that SPSRussia guy getting murdered? Was that a hoax or did that really happen? Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 12:49 PM (bb5+k) His friend/business partner? did. And the UFO vid at Daily Mail is fakety fake.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 08:52 AM (fWAjv)

59 I consider it the best western in the last 30 years. My next most favorite western is Outlaw Josey Wales. Posted by: Vic at May 09, 2014 12:50 PM (T2V/1) I thought Silverado was damn fine.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 08:53 AM (bb5+k)

60 Mike Hammer, not a chance. Being a greeter means Obama can't make it all about himself and his numerous Daddy Issues. Obama can't DO a normal job. Grievance monger, community agitator, and general Affirmative Action free rider is all he is capable of.

Posted by: acethepug at May 09, 2014 08:53 AM (qZX7h)

61 CARNESVILLE, GA -- A year later, a dead man's Land Rover still sits outside a brick office building on a quiet rural road. The vehicle is still littered with holsters, ammunition and personal items and remains where he left it the day he was murdered. The state of the unmoved vehicle pretty much resembles the state of the unsolved investigation into the mysterious slaying of Keith Ratliff, a self-proclaimed "gun nut" who was found shot to death in the factory he had set up to assemble custom firearms. Ratliff was better known as the behind-the-scenes gun guy for the offbeat and insanely popular Internet video series called "FPSRussia," where Kyle Lamar Myers, a Georgia boy with an over-the-top Soviet accent, shoots and blows stuff up.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 08:53 AM (fWAjv)

62 Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2014 12:50 PM (9GG/0) Best and brightest! Although I shouldn't throw stones I suppose. Hey AtC can I have my there, their and they're back please?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 09, 2014 08:53 AM (HDwDg)

63 USG team arriving on ground in Abuja will compliment core country team... ------------------- The clown show is non-stop. The thin line between comedy and tragedy is breached daily

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 08:54 AM (aDwsi)

64 RadFem: Men, homo rapiens, you scum, you filth. There is no word to describe the extent of your evil, you are pure evil, pure lechery. I hate you, how I hate you. In the 250,000 years of your rotten, defunct existence, you have managed to kill 5 million years of life on earth. . . . 250,000 years of defunct existence?

Posted by: Citizen X at May 09, 2014 08:54 AM (7ObY1)

65 Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 09, 2014 12:47 PM (ZPrif) O_o o_O o_o I'm getting really f*cking tired of this crap. What do guys need now, a signed contract for a one-night-stand?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 09, 2014 08:54 AM (PYAXX)

66 63 I thought Silverado was damn fine.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 12:53 PM (bb5+k)

I thought Silverado was OK but it is not in my list of top westerns.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 09, 2014 08:54 AM (T2V/1)

67 I consider it the best western in the last 30 years. My next most favorite western is Outlaw Josey Wales. Posted by: Vic at May 09, 2014 12:50 PM (T2V/1) For that time period, sure, but you can't really beat Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 08:55 AM (FXbmk)

68 His friend/business partner? did. Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 12:52 PM (fWAjv) Not clear on your point. Are you saying yes it's fake and his friend/Business partner did it, or No, it's not fake, and his friend/Business partner did it.

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 08:55 AM (bb5+k)

USG team arriving on ground in Abuja will compliment core country team
already there #BringBackOurGirls

Common core enters the US Government.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, who does NOT speak for the Department of Commerce, Office of Inspector General at May 09, 2014 08:56 AM (fwARV)

70 I hate you, how I hate you. In the 250,000 years of your rotten, defunct existence
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Hey lady, leave us out of this.

Posted by: Homo Erectus at May 09, 2014 08:56 AM (78TbK)

I'm getting really f*cking tired of this crap. What do guys need now, a signed contract for a one-night-stand?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 09, 2014 12:54 PM (PYAXX)

I mean, it's getting to that point.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, who does NOT speak for the Department of Commerce, Office of Inspector General at May 09, 2014 08:56 AM (fwARV)

72 EVERYONE WITH A PENIS SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: RAD-FEM EXTREMIST at May 09, 2014 08:56 AM (9GG/0)

73 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 09, 2014 12:54 PM (PYAXX) Doubt that would work. If I'm to understand the rules in my neighboring state correctly, claiming you felt "pressured" after the fact is actually grounds for a charge. It probably goes without saying that I hate rape, and want rapists hung from trees, but we've weaponized an aspect of the law far beyond what we should have.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 09, 2014 08:56 AM (HDwDg)

74 Dave in Tejas the 'Mad Crapper'? Well, colour me surprised. With all the Longhorns, and A&M proles parading about, its hard to, hem, lay a finger on just one suspect.

#Iblamethecarpetbaggercrappers

Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at May 09, 2014 08:57 AM (zL/eJ)

75 My next most favorite western is Outlaw Josey Wales. Hells yes. And High Plains Drifter (what a friggin' ENDING!) The Midget: Mister, I never did know your name The Man With No Name: Yeah, yeah you did. (camera pans to the name on the wooden headstone the midget is carving, as The Man With No Name disappears into the desert haze.) Perfect. Absolfuckinglutely Fucking perfect.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 09, 2014 08:57 AM (7ObY1)

76 Not clear on your point. Are you saying yes it's fake and his friend/Business partner did it, or No, it's not fake, and his friend/Business partner did it. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 12:55 PM (bb5+k) Sorry. His friend/business partner was murdered. The face of FPSRussia was not.

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 08:57 AM (fWAjv)

77 "I'm getting really f*cking tired of this crap. What do guys need now, a signed contract for a one-night-stand?" -Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 09, 2014 12:54 PM (PYAXX) Just sign here. ...and here. ...and here. ...initial this, please. Now blow into this before you blow unto that.

Posted by: Slapweasel at May 09, 2014 08:57 AM (lq3Ak)

78 "Thank. God. Posted by: Richard Gere at May 09, 2014 12:51 PM"

Aw, fuck...

Posted by: The Alsatian Hamsters at May 09, 2014 08:57 AM (knoK7)

79 D-Lamp See #65

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 08:58 AM (fWAjv)

80 70 I like virtually all of Eastwood's westerns more, as well as newer ones like the 3:10 to Yuma and True Grit remakes. I don't know, Tombstone just had this thick 90's campy-ness to it that I just couldn't get past.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at May 09, 2014 12:54 PM (tWmgi)

I like almost all of Clint's westerns. I could not watch 3:10 to Yuma. I turned it off after half and hour. Glad I was able to rent it and didn't buy it. The True Grit remake was OK, but I hated the ending and the original was better with da Duke. It would have been great if Glenn Campbell had been replaced with someone who could act and who's dialog didn't sound like a Jr High Thespian class.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 09, 2014 08:58 AM (T2V/1)

81 Posted by: Citizen X at May 09, 2014 12:54 PM (7ObY1) Okay, who else wants to go to her website and comment with "Let me put my remorse in you?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 09, 2014 08:58 AM (PYAXX)

82 EVERYONE WITH A PENIS SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, but that doesn't solve my problem.

Posted by: Michelle Obama looking at Barky wearing footie pajamas at May 09, 2014 08:58 AM (78TbK)

83 Hey AtC can I have my there, their and they're back please? Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at May 09, 2014 12:53 PM (HDwDg) I will return them to you on a provisional basis. I'm getting really f*cking tired of this crap. What do guys need now, a signed contract for a one-night-stand? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 09, 2014 12:54 PM (PYAXX) Irrelevant as it will be deemed to have been obtained under duress. I am not the first to point out that if having sex whilst drunk means that consent is impossible and thus is rape, then, presuming both are drunk, each party raped the other. Yet you don't see women being expelled.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 09, 2014 08:58 AM (mf5HN)

84 What is the story with that SPSRussia guy getting murdered? Was that a hoax or did that really happen?

Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 12:49 PM (bb5+k)

<tinfoil hat on>

There was a spate of mysterious gun industry deaths that happened at that time. Which was also around the time the big gun-ban freakout happened.

<tinfoil hat off>

Posted by: Country Singer at May 09, 2014 08:59 AM (L8r/r)

85 72 For that time period, sure, but you can't really beat Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: tcn at May 09, 2014 12:55 PM (FXbmk)

I don't consider Blazing Saddles a western. But it is one of the best comedy films ever made. Too bad they are removing parts of it.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 09, 2014 08:59 AM (T2V/1)

86 I'm getting really f*cking tired of this crap. What do guys need now, a signed contract for a one-night-stand? --- Pretty much. There's no penalty for a false rape accusation. If you piss off the girl, or she's just psycho, she can accuse you with no fear of repercussions. Knew a guy in college expelled for that. I was dating the chicks's roommate. She gave up her virginity to some rich upper-class frat boy. She was on cloud 9 and had long talks with my then girlfriend about how it felt so right and was so perfect and wonderful. Then she saw him make out with some other chick at a party a month later and she suddenly had a recovered memory of being raped. Not enough for a criminal charge, but the guy was expelled a semester before graduating and, of course, publicly accused of being a rapist. Reputation destroyed. He was a cad. He told innocent virgin chick he loved her so she would sleep with him. It worked. She decided to get revenge. And did.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 09, 2014 08:59 AM (ZPrif)

87 Aw, fuck...

Posted by: The Alsatian Hamsters at May 09, 2014 12:57 PM (knoK7)

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Its a trap.

Posted by: Adm Akbar at May 09, 2014 08:59 AM (78TbK)

88 My next most favorite western is Outlaw Josey Wales. What a flic!

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2014 08:59 AM (/076+)

89 Full article regarding FPSRussia http://tinyurl.com/nxc83mu

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 08:59 AM (fWAjv)

90 10-4 on High Plains Drifter. The best.

Posted by: Furious George at May 09, 2014 08:59 AM (yFb77)

91 I consider it the best western in the last 30 years. My next most favorite western is Outlaw Josey Wales. Posted by: Vic at May 09, 2014 12:50 PM (T2V/1) I thought Silverado was damn fine. Posted by: D-Lamp at May 09, 2014 12:53 PM (bb5+k) You guys haven't seen Unforgiven?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 09, 2014 08:59 AM (XvrTA)

92 68Â RadFem: Men, homo rapiens, you scum, you filth. There is no word to describe the extent of your evil, you are pure evil, pure lechery. I hate you, how I hate you. In the 250,000 years of your rotten, defunct existence, you have managed to kill 5 million years of life on earth. . . .Â 250,000 years of defunct existence?Â Posted by: Citizen X at May 09, 2014 12:54 PM (7ObY1) Forget it. She's rolling.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi hobo who doesn't want to become jerky at May 09, 2014 09:00 AM (mYoiq)

93 nood

Posted by: Bigby's Inflamed Hands at May 09, 2014 09:00 AM (3ZtZW)

94 As a homo rapien living in a college town I just want to compliment the girls choice of clothing on this nice day. I find its a nice complement to my general feeling of good will toward all. Except Democrats. And the Sultan of Brunei. And redistributin' Popes. And Jay Carney-Barker. And government employees "here to help".

Posted by: MTF at May 09, 2014 09:00 AM (F58x4)

95 @74 - what did you think? think about it this way: the van driver was the one able to get out and make more money. you think the rest are better?

Posted by: JEM at May 09, 2014 09:00 AM (o+SC1)

96 In many ways, the story of the Alsatian Hamster is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 09, 2014 09:01 AM (XvrTA)

97 "What do guys need now, a signed contract for a one-night-stand?" All I need is a cheeseburger and a few stiff shots and I'm ready to go!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 09, 2014 09:01 AM (gOoFi)

98 I am not the first to point out that if having sex whilst drunk means that consent is impossible and thus is rape, then, presuming both are drunk, each party raped the other. Yet you don't see women being expelled. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 09, 2014 12:58 PM (mf5HN) Rumbling that the current situation is afoul of Title IX. An intrepid plaintiff's lawyer could have a fun go at it.

Posted by: AMDG at May 09, 2014 09:01 AM (eFytx)

99 If I'm to understand the rules in my neighboring state correctly, claiming you felt "pressured" after the fact is actually grounds for a charge. Ah. So he'd also have to video the signing of the contract and make sure he asked questions (on tape) like, "...And you are affirm that there is no pressure here? If you do not wish to have sex with me, you can leave without signing the contract."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 09, 2014 09:01 AM (PYAXX)

100 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at May 09, 2014 12:58 PM (mf5HN) See above about my neighboring state. (Also thank you.) Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 09, 2014 12:59 PM (ZPrif) Yeah, see, weaponized law. In an ideal world your roommate's girlfriend would have been called to the stand, and the crazed psycho would have been brought up on filing false charges (and probably sued.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 09, 2014 09:01 AM (HDwDg)

101 Knew a guy in college expelled for that.
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So what happens if someone falsely accused refuses to be expelled? If he just keeps going to classes?

At least for a State college I wonder how things shake out if they expel someone for a "crime" they were never convicted of?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2014 09:01 AM (78TbK)

102 Kenya used to be a UK protectorate, correct? And, a member of the Commonwealth? Well, then, where are the Limeys?

What we need are the Ballocks of Brass, not the Hashtags of Helplessness...

Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at May 09, 2014 09:01 AM (zL/eJ)

103 97 You guys haven't seen Unforgiven?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 09, 2014 12:59 PM (XvrTA)

Yes I have seen it. It was OK, but not one of his best. It was too dark.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 09, 2014 09:02 AM (T2V/1)

104 I don't consider Blazing Saddles a western. But it is one of the best comedy films ever made. Too bad they are removing parts of it. I own 3 copies. Get yours before the Thought Police make it disappear. I still remember as a kid, my parents going to see Blazing Saddles and cracking each other up for days furtively whispering quotes to each other. I could not WAIT to grow up so I could see it. Worth the wait, and then some.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 09, 2014 09:02 AM (7ObY1)

105 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at May 09, 2014 01:01 PM (PYAXX) I've heard it called the "buyers remorse law" so I'm not even sure that would work.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 09, 2014 09:03 AM (HDwDg)

106 There's no penalty for a false rape accusation. If you piss off the girl, or she's just psycho, she can accuse you with no fear of repercussions.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 09, 2014 12:59 PM

Oddly enough, here in my hometown (in MA of all places), some psycho chick made a false report of rape a few years back. The guy was at a family reunion in VT at the time, surrounded by dozens of witnesses. The cops were not pleased, and her crazy ass was charged. Sometimes, justice happens.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2014 09:03 AM (knoK7)

107 68 RadFem: Men, homo rapiens, you scum, you filth. There is no word to describe the extent of your evil, you are pure evil, pure lechery. I hate you, how I hate you. In the 250,000 years of your rotten, defunct existence, you have managed to kill 5 million years of life on earth. . . . Someone should call the Humane Society to rescue the 200 cats trapped in her home

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2014 09:03 AM (aTXUx)

108 From PIV blogroll buddy IÂ’m a feminazi. I laugh at men, but not at their stupid jokes. I want to take away their pornÂ—erm, sorry, I mean Â“free speech.Â” I wonÂ’t fuck them or flirt with them. I donÂ’t find them interesting. I think they look like mutants. I hateÂ…I hateÂ…

Posted by: RWC at May 09, 2014 09:03 AM (fWAjv)

109 Little known fact about Health Insurance Exchanges: The X in "HIX" actually stands for "Xanax 0.25mg PRN".

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at May 09, 2014 09:04 AM (VyOxI)

110

As a homo rapien living in a college town I just want to compliment the girls choice of clothing on this nice day. I find its a nice complement to my general feeling of good will toward all.

Except Democrats. And the Sultan of Brunei. And redistributin' Popes. And Jay Carney-Barker. And government employees "here to help".

Posted by: MTF at May 09, 2014 01:00 PM (F58x4)

I do love skintern season.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, who does NOT speak for the Department of Commerce, Office of Inspector General at May 09, 2014 09:04 AM (fwARV)

111

32 Smithsonian: France Is Spending 3 Million Euros to Save the Great Hamster of Alsace

This is double plus good.

Posted by: Jerry Pennicoli at May 09, 2014 09:04 AM (rdiUQ)

112 @ 112: Oddly enough, here in my hometown (in MA of all places), some psycho chick made a false report of rape a few years back. The guy was at a family reunion in VT at the time, surrounded by dozens of witnesses. The cops were not pleased, and her crazy ass was charged. Sometimes, justice happens. Posted by: RedMindBlueState ____________________ Unpossible. I remember learning during Justice Thomas's confirmation hearings that women are incapable of lying about such things.

Posted by: Furious George at May 09, 2014 09:05 AM (yFb77)

113 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, who does NOT speak for the Department of Commerce, Office of Inspector General at May 09, 2014 01:04 PM (fwARV) That's actually funnier with your new nic

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) [/b] [/i] [/s] at May 09, 2014 09:05 AM (HDwDg)

114 it seems to me if you took all the offensive parts out of Blazing Saddles, there wouldn't be anything left. That goes pretty much for the whole Mel Brooks oeuvre.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2014 09:06 AM (h7Onx)

115 maybe they should just send Anna Wintour in to get them all fab looking!
And Fashion Job Opportunities!

Posted by: Geezer der Mensch at May 09, 2014 09:06 AM (6aFlV)

116

That's actually funnier with your new nic .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at May 09, 2014 01:05 PM (HDwDg)

Heh. I forgot about that. :-)

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, who does NOT speak for the Department of Commerce, Office of Inspector General at May 09, 2014 09:07 AM (fwARV)

117 110 I own 3 copies. Get yours before the Thought Police make it disappear.

I still remember as a kid, my parents going to see Blazing Saddles and cracking each other up for days furtively whispering quotes to each other.

I could not WAIT to grow up so I could see it. Worth the wait, and then some.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 09, 2014 01:02 PM (7ObY1)

I have the DVD of it obtained many years ago. Uncut original.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 09, 2014 09:07 AM (T2V/1)

118 112 Oddly enough, here in my hometown (in MA of all places), some psycho chick made a false report of rape a few years back. The guy was at a family reunion in VT at the time, surrounded by dozens of witnesses. The cops were not pleased, and her crazy ass was charged. Sometimes, justice happens.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2014 01:03 PM (knoK7)

Here in SC lying about the commission of a felony IS a felony. Since rape is a felony she could have been charged with a felony here.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at May 09, 2014 09:09 AM (T2V/1)

119 Saddles is one of our funny family flicks. Know all the lines, just like Monty Python's Holy Grail.

Daughter watches it, and asks why they don't make great movies like this anymore.

Answer - because we have become pussified wimps with spines of jello.

Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at May 09, 2014 09:09 AM (zL/eJ)

120 I have the DVD of it obtained many years ago. Uncut original. Yep, mine too. Accept no substitutes. Mel Brooks doing some press today on the birthday of his greatest triumph. Hey, speaking of Mel Brooks, any of you know he did a pre-Robin Hood Men in Tights TV show in 1975 called When Things Were Rotten? My little brother and I loved that show. It only lasted like 13 episodes though. Dick Van Patten, Bernie Koppell from The Love Boat and character actor supreme Ron Rifkin (Alias) starred in it. Just got the DVD set. Funny stuff.

Posted by: Citizen X at May 09, 2014 09:13 AM (7ObY1)

121

That goes pretty much for the whole Mel Brooks oeuvre.

That why I like Me's movies. And Monty Python as well. Nothing and no one is out of bounds.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 09, 2014 09:14 AM (rdiUQ)

122 Springtime. For Hitler. And Germany.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2014 09:19 AM (h7Onx)

123 EVERYONE WITH A PENIS SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go away. Rapin'

Posted by: toby928© at May 09, 2014 09:20 AM (QupBk)

124 Professor Little Old Man!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 09, 2014 09:20 AM (knoK7)

125 Mongo likes rape.

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2014 09:20 AM (h7Onx)

126 Sample scene from When Things Were Rotten: Executioner: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER! Man about to be executed: (turn directly to camera and waves) HI MEL!

Posted by: Citizen X at May 09, 2014 09:26 AM (7ObY1)

127 My favorite new term: homo rapiens. So over the top.

Posted by: nofuxtogive at May 09, 2014 09:29 AM (R+h7Q)

128 Does anyone remember laughter?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 09, 2014 09:39 AM (V4CBV)

129 Phew! It's about damn time.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I amn't at May 09, 2014 09:42 AM (Lw8s7)

130 Mmmm kinky!

Posted by: That's "Hedley" at May 09, 2014 09:51 AM (HEo6y)

131 Once Upon A Time in the West

Posted by: nofuxtogive at May 09, 2014 09:53 AM (R+h7Q)

132 Hello Old Friend.

Says Commander Sinclair to Mr. Garibaldi.

One of the Best SciFi shows.

Posted by: Babylon 5 at May 09, 2014 11:21 AM (2DrAG)

133 24 So about my water heater... Posted by: Mama ------------- You are not from the South, are you? Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 09, 2014 12:44 PM (aDwsi) I am. It's a "hot water heater."

Posted by: m at May 09, 2014 01:48 PM (2AqeI)

134 &&&&

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 13, 2014 04:40 AM (ZkzmI)

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