April 06, 2014
— Open Blogger Good afternoon and welcome to the NASCAR thread.
Today's race is brought to us by the fine folks at Duck Commander (God Bless their furry little selves.) and will be run at Texas Motor Speedway, a 1.5 mile track.
Last week was a doozy in Martinsville with, IIRC, a total of 14 caution flags on the track and a lot of bumping taking place in a very tight pit row.
Speaking of pit row, here's what Kenseth's 180 looked like from inside the pit:
Jimmie Johnson led for a total of 296 of 500 laps but lost the lead to Clint Bowyer in a beautiful move that saw Bowyer's lightning fast reflexes capitalize on the slightest error on Johnson's part. Bowyer, however, lost the lead with a big delay in pit row when the crew had trouble getting one of the tires off the car.
Between cautions flags, and chunks of rubber flying everywhere, drama was in abundance, but the most drama arose from an altercation between Keselowski and Kurt Busch following contact in pit row.
Here's what happened on pit row:
Acting like little babies, they took this one back out on the track.
And, for a little added drama, here's some uncensored audio from inside Busch's car.
In the end, Kurt Busch was the winner, his first win in 83 races.
Congrats to Kurt Busch and the Stewart-Haas Racing Team.
The excitement of the win, however, was short-lived as Busch suffered a tire issue which resulted in a fiery nose-first crash into the wall during qualifying in Texas, destroying the car. Thankfully, Busch is okay and will be participating in the race today.
Today's race looks to be plagued by rain but they have five of the new Titan dryer trucks on hand in case they are needed.
This week's pole position belongs to Tony Stewart posting a speed of 195.454 mph who edged out Brad Keselowski at 195.419 mph. The full lineup can be viewed here.
And, because it's the Duck Commander race, what would a post be without a little Uncle Si thrown into the mix?
Finally, for the Morons, the requisite elbows. Mrs. Kyle Busch, Samantha Sarcinella

Enjoy the race, folks.
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Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 11:21 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2014 11:23 AM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 06, 2014 11:25 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 06, 2014 11:27 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: OKCupid and Mozilla at April 06, 2014 11:29 AM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 11:34 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 06, 2014 11:35 AM (jucos)
Posted by: OKCupid at April 06, 2014 11:36 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 11:36 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2014 11:40 AM (6ZNAQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 06, 2014 11:40 AM (jucos)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 06, 2014 11:43 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: The NSA at April 06, 2014 11:45 AM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 11:46 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: The NSA at April 06, 2014 03:45 PM (aTXUx)
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Heh. Fat Trudy must be bored.
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2014 11:48 AM (6ZNAQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 11:49 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2014 11:50 AM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 03:46 PM (DmNpO)
Niedermeyer for President!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2014 11:51 AM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 06, 2014 11:51 AM (jucos)
Posted by: no good deed at April 06, 2014 11:52 AM (vRCaC)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 06, 2014 11:53 AM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2014 03:50 PM (8lmkt)
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Three words: Fake tits.
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2014 11:53 AM (6ZNAQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 11:53 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 06, 2014 11:54 AM (Q8vlx)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 06, 2014 11:54 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 06, 2014 03:54 PM (ZPrif)
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She probably married him to be closer to Dale Jr.
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2014 11:56 AM (6ZNAQ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 06, 2014 03:54 PM (Q8vlx)
Looks like he's already got somebody to perform that function for him.
Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2014 11:56 AM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Vendette at April 06, 2014 11:57 AM (fVvvF)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 11:58 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 06, 2014 11:59 AM (Q8vlx)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 06, 2014 12:00 PM (/djtm)
Posted by: The Flash Hat at April 06, 2014 12:01 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 06, 2014 12:02 PM (jucos)
Posted by: phreshone at April 06, 2014 12:05 PM (kFxpe)
Cool! And, yeah, Fleischman does seem like one of the good guys. Been at it for a long time here with the Flash Report.
Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2014 12:05 PM (8lmkt)
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 06, 2014 12:05 PM (jucos)
Slow day. It's like it's Easter or something.
Posted by: Soona at April 06, 2014 12:05 PM (6ZNAQ)
Posted by: QuestionPoop at April 06, 2014 12:06 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 12:06 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: phreshone at April 06, 2014 12:08 PM (kFxpe)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 06, 2014 12:08 PM (jucos)
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2014 12:10 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Vendette at April 06, 2014 12:10 PM (fVvvF)
Posted by: YIKES! at April 06, 2014 12:11 PM (mETGQ)
Yeah, I'm an old fart. Fireball Roberts, King Richard Petty and Joe Weatherly were competing when I first went to a race. But they don't have to sell me on racin', over and over and over and over and over....
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 06, 2014 12:12 PM (dDzOj)
Posted by: Meremortal, something's burning... at April 06, 2014 12:13 PM (1Y+hH)
Posted by: Peaches at April 06, 2014 12:13 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 06, 2014 12:14 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at April 06, 2014 12:14 PM (L02KD)
If you are using Pale Moon you ARE using Firefox.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 06, 2014 12:14 PM (4tAp3)
If you are using Pale Moon you ARE using Firefox.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 06, 2014 04:14 PM (4tAp3)
Or at least Mozilla.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 06, 2014 12:17 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: The Opera Hat at April 06, 2014 12:18 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 06, 2014 12:19 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Retread at April 06, 2014 12:22 PM (cHwk5)
Posted by: Hatzilla at April 06, 2014 12:22 PM (AymDN)
Use Opera 12 instead of the "new" version.
Posted by: The Opera Hat at April 06, 2014 04:18 PM (AymDN)
Agreed. I tried the new one and didn't like it.
I tried version 9 and like it but it kept crashing.
12 works quite well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 06, 2014 12:22 PM (4tAp3)
If you are using Pale Moon you ARE using Firefox.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 06, 2014 04:14 PM (4tAp3)
Ok, I'm getting mixed answers on this. Is it or is it NOT Mozilla?
Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 06, 2014 12:23 PM (bCEmE)
Greg Gutfeld pimps the HQ as first on his list of writers/blogs that are important to communicate conservatism to young folks on CSpan2. Just before the QandA.
Bonus: Dana Perino keeps threatening to flash her undies.
http://www.c-span.org/video/?318652-1/book-discussion-cool
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2014 12:25 PM (c2oll)
Posted by: Hatzilla at April 06, 2014 12:28 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 06, 2014 12:29 PM (9W+0f)
Posted by: Dana Perino at April 06, 2014 12:31 PM (jqmxX)
Posted by: Retread at April 06, 2014 12:33 PM (cHwk5)
Posted by: tdf31763@yahoo.com at April 06, 2014 12:34 PM (m5EXk)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 06, 2014 12:34 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Hatzilla at April 06, 2014 04:28 PM (AymDN)
That's what I thought. Others seems to think differently.
Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 06, 2014 12:38 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: alf767 at April 06, 2014 12:38 PM (5UnZF)
The Pale Moon project is the work of a single individual (Mr. M.C. Straver), using contributed Open Source code to create a full-featured, speed optimized browser based on the popular Firefox browser.
http://www.palemoon.org/info.shtml
Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 06, 2014 12:42 PM (bCEmE)
Posted by: Carol at April 06, 2014 12:44 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: Hatzilla at April 06, 2014 12:45 PM (AymDN)
Posted by: weirdflunky at April 06, 2014 12:51 PM (m5EXk)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 06, 2014 12:51 PM (/djtm)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 12:53 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 06, 2014 12:54 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: zmdavid at April 06, 2014 12:56 PM (YN8Jb)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at April 06, 2014 12:57 PM (/djtm)
Posted by: zmdavid at April 06, 2014 12:58 PM (YN8Jb)
Posted by: phreshone at April 06, 2014 12:59 PM (kFxpe)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at April 06, 2014 12:59 PM (Jk2Qg)
Posted by: phreshone at April 06, 2014 04:59 PM (kFxpe)
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I love it when a plan comes together.......
Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at April 06, 2014 01:01 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 01:02 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 06, 2014 01:10 PM (ZPrif)
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Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 06, 2014 01:25 PM (DmNpO)
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Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 06, 2014 11:10 AM (ZPrif)