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April 09, 2014

Now Ed Driscoll Only Reads the Comments, Too
— Ace

On my tombstone, under my self-written epigraph "Sorry I'm late," will be a tribute to me: People around him said interesting things.

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1 What? first?

Posted by: River Commander at April 09, 2014 08:03 AM (728Fx)

2 On my tombstone, under my self-written epigraph "Sorry I'm late," will be a tribute to me: People around him said interesting things.
Who are you again?

Posted by: fluffy at April 09, 2014 08:04 AM (Ua6T/)

3 Only in America.

Posted by: River Commander at April 09, 2014 08:04 AM (728Fx)

4 Me second? Good afternoon, Ace!

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:04 AM (gjOCp)

5 They may only read the comments, ace, but it's your sunny disposition and predisposition toward furry Ewok rampages of hobo murder that keep them coming back!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:04 AM (4df7R)

6 Come for the comments, stay for the comments

Posted by: Breitbart was here at April 09, 2014 08:05 AM (kFxpe)

7 Think of it as attracting brilliance.

Posted by: taylork at April 09, 2014 08:05 AM (9bPUR)

8 >>People around him said interesting things. You're triggering me to feel pressured to say something interesting. I demand 3 billion dollars to create a comment thread with no post where I can feel safe.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 09, 2014 08:05 AM (SUKHu)

9 I feel slightly bad for how hard that made me laugh. But only slightly.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 09, 2014 08:05 AM (mf5HN)

People around him said interesting things. Unfortunately, he never listened.

Posted by: River Commander at April 09, 2014 08:05 AM (728Fx)

11 It's not what you know, but who you know...or something like that...

Posted by: runningrn at April 09, 2014 08:06 AM (o6g4X)

12 Interesting? What's that?? Oh look!!! Nut!!!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 09, 2014 08:06 AM (reJQl)

13 I may not agree with what you say but I will defend unto death your right to shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Big Anus at April 09, 2014 08:07 AM (XUKZU)

14 To this end, we now make our first clear demand of Google. We demand that Google give three billion dollars to an anarchist organization of our choosing. This money will then be used to create autonomous, anti-capitalist, and anti-racist communities throughout the Bay Area and Northern California. In these communities, whether in San Francisco or in the woods, no one will ever have to pay rent and housing will be free. With this three billion from Google, we will solve the housing crisis in the Bay Area and prove to the world that an anarchist world is not only possible but in fact irrepressible. If given the chance, most humans will pursue a course towards increased freedom and greater liberty. As it stands, only people like Kevin Rose are given the opportunity to reshape their world, and look at what they do with those opportunities.

These people are idiots. They really do not understand what "anarchist" means, do they? They seem to think it's just a new, trendy way of saying "communist."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:07 AM (4df7R)

15 Content!!! Yayy!!!!!! Mornings here are starting to be just like Facebook.... without the pics, and the likes, and the friending, and the timeline .... and the..... crap. Its more like 1990 BBS.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 09, 2014 08:07 AM (nELVU)

16 Wait, Ed's mention of the comments might mean we attract some new faces, er, eyes around here. Does that mean we have to start wearing pants?

Posted by: Virginia Socon at April 09, 2014 08:07 AM (+/C3g)

17 Boobs.

Posted by: Book at April 09, 2014 08:07 AM (ujDl9)

18 oh He read the zombie comment from anarchy thread

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 08:07 AM (nqBYe)

19 On my tombstone, under my self-written epigraph "Sorry I'm late," will be a tribute to me: People around him said interesting things. - You are like a twenty-first century Ed Sullivan.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 09, 2014 08:08 AM (XUKZU)

20 If i told them once, I told them a thousand times: 'Ace of Spades' first, 'puppet show' second

Posted by: phreshone at April 09, 2014 08:08 AM (kFxpe)

21 We are the wind beneath his....paws?

Posted by: Max Power at April 09, 2014 08:08 AM (q177U)

22 On my tombstone, under my self-written epigraph "Sorry I'm late," will be a tribute to me: ~~People around him said interesting things~~ I'm sure your Hot Air button works. Posted by: Ace at 12:02 PM Fixed

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 08:08 AM (da5Wo)

23 Don't feel bad Ace. You said something interesting once.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2014 08:08 AM (BZAd3)

24 20 If i told them once, I told them a thousand times: 'Ace of Spades' first, 'puppet show' second The order is reversed when it comes to meat puppets!

Posted by: runningrn at April 09, 2014 08:09 AM (o6g4X)

25 Oh shit, so stuff we say here gets quoted? Maybe we are not cussing enough?

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 08:09 AM (0FSuD)

On my tombstone, under my self-written epigraph "Sorry I'm late," will be a tribute to me: People around him said interesting things.

Think of yourself as a modern Madame deStael, Ace.

A hairy, trash-molesting one, but one nonetheless.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2014 08:09 AM (zF6Iw)

27 I cannot be interesting under pressure. Stop triggering my micro-aggression!

Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2014 08:09 AM (7ObY1)

28 On my tombstone, under my self-written epigraph "Sorry I'm late," will be a tribute to me: People around him said interesting things. === You should also include, " I TOLD YOU MORONS I WASN'T FEELING WELL!"

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:09 AM (bCEmE)

29 (sekrit for AtC: Did you get the pretteh I left on the last thread for you, my queen?)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:09 AM (4df7R)

<Don't feel bad Ace. You said something interesting once.>

Maybe even twice.

Posted by: River Commander at April 09, 2014 08:10 AM (728Fx)

31 Alright Horde....IT'S GAME TIME!!! What goes on Ace's tombstone? Annndddd GO!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 08:10 AM (da5Wo)

32 ace's tombstone would read on bottom in small letters p.s. carry on without me , but don't eat the pancakes

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 08:10 AM (nqBYe)

33 I feel that there is a Great Convergence between three leftist worldviews happening: 1. Luddism/anti-technology/back-to-nature. Yay! I'm gonna get a pony!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 08:10 AM (NKBxV)

34 I'm too lazy to look...who was our lucky quotee?

Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2014 08:10 AM (7ObY1)

35 Ace ? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 09, 2014 08:10 AM (eOhsF)

36 Wait - there's something besides comments?

Posted by: Mojo at April 09, 2014 08:10 AM (AIC5Z)

37 Join us...

Posted by: Evil Dead at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (pgQxn)

You are like a twenty-first century Ed Sullivan.

Ace's Really Big Shoe.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (zF6Iw)

39 I think you tombstone will read: 'I guess I was more sick than I thought'

Posted by: Burt Toste at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (kUpEx)

40 Who's "Ace"? Sounds made up.

Posted by: Dang at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (MNq6o)

41 People around him said interesting things.

Awwww.

Does that mean we have to start wearing pants?

Let's not go crazy.

Posted by: HR at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (ZKzrr)

42 We are witnessing the gentrification of the AoSHQ.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (Dwehj)

43 What goes on Ace's tombstone? Annndddd GO! Ewok this way

Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (7ObY1)

44 34 I'm too lazy to look...who was our lucky quotee? Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2014 12:10 PM (7ObY1) Flatbush Joe.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (bCEmE)

45 So what you are saying to the NSA, Ace, is basically that you are just a figurehead and not responsible for the content of this smart, military blog...

Posted by: runningrn at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (o6g4X)

46 34 I'm too lazy to look...who was our lucky quotee? Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2014 12:10 PM (7ObY1) zombie....and then someone else who wasn't credited.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (da5Wo)

47 So.... you guys that comment here are saying that this Ace fellow is..... **REAL** ???

Posted by: Ed Driscoll at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (nELVU)

48 Now! Now! It's implied he read the article too: "In a lengthy post on the angry Luddite tendencies of some San Francisco leftists, Ace of Spades ponders the San Francisco NBC affiliate fixating on one of the cars having an Obama bumper sticker as a red herring." It was a very good article and Zombie the other poster said some interesting things too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (XyM/Y)

What goes on Ace's tombstone? Annndddd GO!

Leave me alone and let me eat my waffles.....

Posted by: River Commander at April 09, 2014 08:11 AM (728Fx)

50 Next to the tombstone is the perpetual Ewok signal.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 09, 2014 08:12 AM (SUKHu)

51 Inscription on ace's tombstone: "Yub Yub!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:12 AM (4df7R)

52 Why the surprise Ace ? Nobody pays attention to chics, unless they're racktastic.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 09, 2014 08:12 AM (eOhsF)

53 On my tombstone, under my self-written epigraph "Sorry I'm late," will be a tribute to me: People around him said interesting things. *** When Greg Gutfeld listed AOS as the top must-read for the young folks, I sensed that what he really meant was to just read the comments/ Goofball.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 08:12 AM (DmNpO)

54 Jonah Goldberg retweeted 2h Brian Stewart @bstewart1776 For shame. RT @mcmoynihan: Brandeis rescinds honorary degree to Ayaan Hirsi Ali http://www.brandeis.edu/now/2014/april/commencementupdate.html

Posted by: AmishDude at April 09, 2014 08:12 AM (T0NGe)

55 zombie....and then someone else who wasn't credited. Cool. Way to go, zombie and anonymous gray box person!

Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2014 08:12 AM (7ObY1)

56 Someone warn Driscoll about the ONT, or pants will becoome mandatory.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 09, 2014 08:12 AM (ojnk6)

57 That actually Is on a tombstone somewhere: "I told you I wasn't feeling well."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2014 08:12 AM (XyM/Y)

58 Apropos of nothing, I love seeing a smart car sitting in traffic here in Western CO - seeing them in between all of the big trucks, Jeeps, and SUVs you can almost hear everyone laughing at them.

BTW, any statistics on fatality rates of Smart Car drivers as their bodies compose much of the front and back end?

Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2014 08:13 AM (VDGzf)

59 >>> What goes on Ace's tombstone? Annndddd GO! Hobo Jerky. Too easy.

Posted by: Damiano at April 09, 2014 08:13 AM (j0wOO)

60 It's an act of love.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 09, 2014 08:13 AM (UzPAd)

61 23 Don't feel bad Ace. You said something interesting once. Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2014 12:08 PM (BZAd3) Was it this? http://tinyurl.com/63zklk8

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 08:13 AM (0FSuD)

Ace's gravestone:

Here lies an atheist.

All dressed up and no place to go.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 09, 2014 08:13 AM (eytER)

63 AoSHQ is like a social media platform. You can come to the comments, write interesting things as though it's your own little micro-site.

Only without all that pesky "social" functionality and easy-to-use quoting feature or ampersands.

Posted by: Phinn at April 09, 2014 08:13 AM (i5GO4)

64 I fell asleep with television on & woke up to a movie Dark Skies on Showtime. It's a Sci-Fi film. I'm not into them, but I watched last hour of it, now I have beginning on demand. It is not a great movie & IMDB users rate it in 6 category. I'm going to finish watching what I missed.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:13 AM (gjOCp)

Inscription on ace's tombstone: "He finally got a shirt."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2014 08:13 AM (zF6Iw)

66 BTW, this is a good time to plug zombie's superb article on the racist origins of modern leftist views. http://tinyurl.com/nrhtzwa

Posted by: AmishDude at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (T0NGe)

67 32 ace's tombstone would read on bottom in small letters p.s. carry on without me , but don't eat the pancakes Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 12:10 PM (nqBYe) NEVER WITHOUT ME!

Posted by: Sister Rachel Corrie, Patron Saint of IHOP at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (o6g4X)

68 Brian Stewart @bstewart1776
For shame. RT @mcmoynihan: Brandeis rescinds honorary degree to Ayaan Hirsi Ali

http://www.brandeis.edu/now/2014/april/commencementupdate.html

Posted by: AmishDude at April 09, 2014 12:12 PM (T0NGe)

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. If there were a way to boycott Brandeis, I'd do it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (4df7R)

The Federalist should announce a new daily column titled, "Best of the AoSHQ Commenters" just to fuck with him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (3x3F6)

70 What goes on Ace's tombstone? Annndddd GO!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 09, 2014 12:10 PM (da5Wo)

Well, instead of flowers, we leave hobo pelts and empty bottles of Valu-Rite. There will be other things etched in, too, but many of those will appear over time.

Posted by: Virginia Socon at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (+/C3g)

71 Wait -- there's something besides comments?
The sidebar links.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (hn5v5)

72 Look, this is easy to explain. The actual article was about cow tipping. But as it just so happens, when the article author googled "cow tipping", google came back with, "did you mean 'car tipping?' That's how all of this confusion started and ergo, the google backlash. I'm the (by popular consensus - me) 'splainer of things that need 'splaining.' No thanks are needed. It's what I do.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (BZAd3)

73 Ace's gravestone: ----- You Got Nuttin on Me Ann.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (nELVU)

74 When Greg Gutfeld listed AOS as the top must-read for the young folks, I sensed that what he really meant was to just read the comments/ Gutfeld stole one of my jokes quite a while back, in the early Red Eye daze when hardly anyone was watching it. I posted the joke on his own FB page, so it was free for the taking. I felt honored. when I watched that night The little shorty-robe wearing fuck could have given me some credit though. (jk

)

Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (7ObY1)

75 ace's tombstone will also have a little mechanical knife that extends to jab any passing hobos.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (4df7R)

76 What goes on Ace's tombstone? Annndddd GO! Here Lies the Chingabasura & Hobo Hunter Extroidinaire

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (NKBxV)

My last comment, on my tombstone.

http://tinyurl.com/ax4jmws

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (xWW96)

78 I saw Ace's Tombstone open for the Dead Kennedys in Trenton back in '97.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2014 08:14 AM (zF6Iw)

So does this make us all ungrateful loaves of bread or meatballs?

Oooo can we make spaghetti now?

Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2014 08:15 AM (LI48c)

80 "Tits or GTFO"

Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2014 08:15 AM (DrWcr)

81 SMOD - 1 ACE - 0

Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2014 08:15 AM (7ObY1)

82 The tombstone has one of those little square code things that you can scan on your cell phone. When you scan it, it brings up a list of Ace's greatest hits. Well, it's supposed to bring up a greatest hits list. Instead, it's a link to...

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 09, 2014 08:15 AM (SUKHu)

83 People around him said interesting things.

Maybe, he encouraged some of the funniest morons on the internet.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:15 AM (DL2i+)

84 I don't care how hoity-toity this place becomes, I am *not* putting on pants.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (Os+6p)

85 Bwahahahhahahhahaaaaaa. It's COOL to live in SF. But not if you need money to live there. Money is UNCOOL (unless being donated to democrats, or handed to you, hipster person, personally on the street. But not being able to afford living in a COOL place is UNCOOL! Bwahahahhahahhahaaaaaa...

Posted by: M. Murcek at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (GJUgF)

86 Ace's gravestone: Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go. **Golf. Clap.**

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (NKBxV)

87 >>> What goes on Ace's tombstone? Annndddd GO! This life was powered by Kaboom!

Posted by: Damiano at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (j0wOO)

88 Ace's tombstone will be a taped-off construction site with a scrap of cardboard on the dirt cryptically labeled #twoweeks.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (fOLwM)

89 http://tinyurl.com/63zklk8 Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 12:13 PM (0FSuD) See! You saw it! Was I right, or was I right?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (BZAd3)

90 Ace's tombstone: This time I am taking the week off.

Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (bAGA/)

Tombstone:

He once banned himself.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (eytER)

92 Ace's gravestone: ----- "All the Tags Are Now Closed"

Posted by: fixerupper at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (nELVU)

Ace's tombstone:

"You know who this benefits?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (zF6Iw)

94 Perhaps ace's tombstone should be inscribed with the full text of his KABOOM! post.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (4df7R)

95 "Here lies ace...

...the world's only Kaboom connoisseur."

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (GQ8sn)

96 I often read the comments out loud to my husband as one would read poetry.

Posted by: janetoo at April 09, 2014 08:16 AM (DVU82)

97 Maybe instead of an epitaph, it can be the Blagojevich flaming skull etched in the tombstone. Or maybe that would imply a less than desirable outcome for the Head Ewok.

Posted by: Virginia Socon at April 09, 2014 08:17 AM (+/C3g)

98 nscription on ace's tombstone: "He finally got a shirt." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2014 12:13 PM (zF6Iw i would think it was pants!

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 08:17 AM (nqBYe)

99 JINX MWR!

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2014 08:17 AM (GQ8sn)

100 Content is over-rated

Posted by: McCool at April 09, 2014 08:17 AM (nCSwS)

101

Tombstone:

It's still better than The Barrel.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 09, 2014 08:17 AM (eytER)

102 Ace
His sins were scarlet but his double posts were reread.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 08:17 AM (hn5v5)

103 Amish @ 54 - On Brandeis U's website there is a quote from the President that "I truly believe with all of my heart that a liberal arts education is the most practical education".

Well kiddos who graduate from Brandeis, remember those words as your making your 100th latte of the day or folding clothes at the Gap if you're lucky.

This so called learning institute needs to be ridiculed for their shameless behavior towards Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Hypocrisy much.

Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2014 08:17 AM (VDGzf)

104 I fell asleep with television on & woke up to a movie Dark Skies on Showtime. It's a Sci-Fi film. I'm not into them, but I watched last hour of it, now I have beginning on demand. It is not a great movie & IMDB users rate it in 6 category. *** heh. I fell asleep Monday night and awoke to The Heat and, unfortunately, couldn't go back to sleep. Melissa McCarthy was, as always, terrific, but the movie was pure crap. HTH did Oscar winner Bullock end up in that POS?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 08:17 AM (DmNpO)

105 Tombstone:

He once banned himself.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 09, 2014 12:16 PM (eytER)

Thread winner. Close up shop. Nothin' more to see here.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:17 AM (4df7R)

106 >>In a lengthy post That just implies he was annoyed at how much he had to scroll to get to the comments.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 09, 2014 08:17 AM (SUKHu)

107 would pixy misa do the eulogy?

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 08:17 AM (nqBYe)

108 "Here lies ace....

...though not the fault of an Israeli tank."

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2014 08:18 AM (GQ8sn)

109 A fitting Ace epitaph: #twoweeks

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 09, 2014 08:18 AM (vRCaC)

110 Instead of stock quotes and news headlines, they should scroll AOSHQ comments in Times Square.

Posted by: McCool at April 09, 2014 08:18 AM (nCSwS)

111 Cool. Way to go, zombie and anonymous gray box person! Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2014 12:12 PM (7ObY1) This is why you go on Twitter. Then maybe Rush Limbaugh will mention your anonymous pseudonym on his show. And you will get famous! And lots of hot chicks will follow you because they find the whole "Amish" thing charming and disarming. And then you'll get into a whole Anthony Wiener thing and you won't be able to run for mayor, but everybody will say "DAMN, DUDE!" and then the real floodgates open.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 09, 2014 08:18 AM (T0NGe)

112 This post could use some Thrusting Ewok.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/ewokatthedisco.gif

Posted by: HR at April 09, 2014 08:18 AM (ZKzrr)

113 So what you are saying to the NSA,

I'm pretty sure he doesn't say anything in MD without consulting his lawyer.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:18 AM (DL2i+)

114 91
Tombstone:

He once banned himself.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 09, 2014 12:16 PM (eytER)

I concede the contest.

Posted by: Virginia Socon at April 09, 2014 08:18 AM (+/C3g)

115 Tombstone: It's still better than The Barrel. Posted by: @JohnTant at April 09, 2014 12:17 PM (eytER) Ain't that the truth!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2014 08:19 AM (BZAd3)

116 OT: 20 kids hurt in stabbings at Franklin Regional High School, Westmoreland Co., PA http://tinyurl.com/nyvqfh

Posted by: lurker at April 09, 2014 08:19 AM (O01zu)

117 In fairness ace, you run a half blog, half forum

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 09, 2014 08:19 AM (HDwDg)

118 I don't know what will be on ace's tombstone. But I do know it will all be italicized and centered because they didn't close the tags.

Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2014 08:20 AM (LI48c)

119 89 http://tinyurl.com/63zklk8 Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 12:13 PM (0FSuD) See! You saw it! Was I right, or was I right? Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2014 12:16 PM (BZAd3) Absolutely!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 08:20 AM (0FSuD)

120 Ace, think of it as running a Salon in the late eighteenth century Paris sense of the word, only without powdered wigs or pants. And besides, your essays are excellent too!

Posted by: joncelli at April 09, 2014 08:20 AM (RD7QR)

121 ace's tombstone:

"Squatchy."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:20 AM (4df7R)

122 Ace Lies Here Never Heard Of Him

Posted by: Burt Toste at April 09, 2014 08:21 AM (kUpEx)

123 The skankathon post was pretty interesting.

Posted by: Adam at April 09, 2014 08:21 AM (Aif/5)

124 I don't know what will be on ace's tombstone. But I do know it will all be italicized and centered because they didn't close the tags. It will be across three tombstones due to blown out margins.....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 08:21 AM (NKBxV)

125 >>"All the Tags Are Now Closed" Except it was supposed to say "All the Tags Are Now Closed" but instead says "All the Tags Are Now Closed" and the tombs south of it are also italicized.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 09, 2014 08:22 AM (SUKHu)

126 Who the fuck is Ed Driscoll?

j/k

Posted by: Eric in Hollywood at April 09, 2014 08:22 AM (P9ya5)

127 114 91 Tombstone: He once banned himself. Posted by: @JohnTant at April 09, 2014 12:16 PM (eytER) We have a WINNER!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 08:22 AM (0FSuD)

128 "I truly believe with all of my heart that a liberal arts education is the most practical education". I truly believe with all of my heart that turkeys can fly. "I truly believe with all of my heart..." just means that whatever follows is total bullshit borne out of some sort of sentimental ideology that flies in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 09, 2014 08:22 AM (T0NGe)

129 Closed casket funeral. Butt naked inside.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 09, 2014 08:22 AM (V70Uh)

130 Ace's tombstone: HERE LIES BRIAN DENNEHEY

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 09, 2014 08:22 AM (U7Ivf)

131 I don't know what will be on ace's tombstone. But I do know it will all be italicized and centered because they didn't close the tags.

It will be across three tombstones due to blown out margins.....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 12:21 PM (NKBxV)

And it will all be in red and linked to Hot Air.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:22 AM (4df7R)

132 why is he talking about his tombstone?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 09, 2014 08:22 AM (6N6B6)

133 Repect. Yo.

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2014 08:22 AM (zDsvJ)

134 I didn't read what Ace posted, just wanted to say hi to Ed. Love your stuff, big guy.

Posted by: NotCoach at April 09, 2014 08:22 AM (rsudF)

135 Filthy comments are awful. Yeah Ace Of the Spades (well technically minxy) got juice, but trying to get a do-follow link to my discount father dating site is damn fucking impossible.

So then I decided to change my life. I smoked weed, slacked off, talked shit, and then they made me president of the these at least one hundred or so united states of the world.

Posted by: Mr. SCOAMF to you at April 09, 2014 08:23 AM (ihRMJ)

136 All the tags are now closed?

But nobody yelled "LAST CALL".

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 09, 2014 08:23 AM (V70Uh)

137 That is weird.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 09, 2014 08:23 AM (ZPrif)

138 Here lies some guy who never heard of one of them roller sticky things to get all the ewok fur off of that white KKK robe.

Posted by: Hank Aaron at April 09, 2014 08:23 AM (pgQxn)

139 The Final ONT.

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2014 08:23 AM (GQ8sn)

140 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 09, 2014 08:23 AM (PYAXX)

141 Here Lies Ace.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 09, 2014 08:23 AM (nELVU)

142 @126 PJ Media blogger.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 08:24 AM (0FSuD)

143 What goes on Ace's tombstone? Knowledge. Has been put.

Posted by: Damiano at April 09, 2014 08:24 AM (j0wOO)

144 MWR's tombstone, on the other hand, will read:

"Here lies MWR.
Her name wasn't Beth."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:24 AM (4df7R)

145 Tombstone is a good movie, but not a great move like Populaire.

Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2014 08:24 AM (JBggj)

146 141 Here Lies Ace. Posted by: fixerupper at April 09, 2014 12:23 PM (nELVU) ---- Wow... I copyied that STRAIGHT OUT OF WORD and I didnt break the barrel......

Posted by: fixerupper at April 09, 2014 08:24 AM (nELVU)

147 It would be interesting to see what happens to the Left if the strict hierarchy they enforce breaks down.

If you look at the goals and motivations of the various groups that make up the left they *should* be fighting against each other instead of working together.

Consider

Feminists vs Islamists
Unions vs Environmentalists
Tech Sector capitalists vs Government Technocrats
etc...

They currently stick together because they the leadership of each faction profits, personally, from their alliance, but collectively some factions do substantially better then others.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2014 08:24 AM (78TbK)

148 aces tombstone. Did you ever read one of my movie revues?

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 08:24 AM (nqBYe)

149 Come for the trenchant political commentary. Stay for the movie reviews. Crash on the couch for the movie reviews.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 09, 2014 08:24 AM (T0NGe)

150 If I want to hear about Ace I'll go read what Zombie's tombstone has to say about him.

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2014 08:24 AM (FcR7P)

151 "I truly believe with all of my heart that a liberal arts education is the most practical education". I truly believe with all of my heart that turkeys can fly. *** I truly believe with all my heart that he is utterly full of crap.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 09, 2014 08:25 AM (DmNpO)

152 Posted by: Mama AJ at April 09, 2014 12:22 PM (SUKHu) You want: Functional formatting You'll take: No formatting f*ck-ups You get: Minx 0.7 alpha

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 09, 2014 08:25 AM (PYAXX)

153

Ace's tombstone:

Ace is, get this, dead.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2014 08:25 AM (TOk1P)

154 Among the Valurite bottles and mint Ewok action figures laid in memoriam will be an overly-large map of the 1984 Presidential election ... in plaid.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2014 08:25 AM (fOLwM)

155 Tombstone: "We now commend him to the Creator from whom flows protection from longbows, OFA trolls, and Delaware senate race....SERIOUS, YOU GUYS, SHUT THE HELL UP."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2014 08:25 AM (659DL)

156 Just think how popular this site would be if the comments allowed quoting.

Or ampersands.

Posted by: Phinn at April 09, 2014 08:25 AM (i5GO4)

157 And it will all be in red and linked to Hot Air. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 09, 2014 12:22 PM (4df7R) Oh, boy a serious competitor for Winner or runner up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 08:25 AM (0FSuD)

158 MWR's tombstone, on the other hand, will read: "Here lies MWR. Her name wasn't Beth." Hi Beth!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 08:25 AM (NKBxV)

159

Here lies Ace, a gentleman and a scholar.

Imagine - three people in one coffin!

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 09, 2014 08:26 AM (eytER)

160 MWR's tombstone, on the other hand, will read:

"Here lies MWR.
Her name wasn't Beth."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 09, 2014 12:24 PM (4df7R)

Are you kidding? The final insult would be, "Here lies Beth."

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2014 08:26 AM (GQ8sn)

161 &&&& For Phinn.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 09, 2014 08:26 AM (0HooB)

162 Sky burial, Ace. Nothing says respect for the deceased's compendium of contributions to the intellectual discourse than letting a bunch of birds and rodents tear the rotting flesh from his bones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2014 08:26 AM (8ZskC)

163 there, there, Ace. I'll sing the kitty song to you if it'll help.

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2014 08:26 AM (x3YFz)

164 Hey, at least Ed Driscoll reads the comments....

Posted by: Null at April 09, 2014 08:26 AM (P7hip)

165 tombstone pizza

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 09, 2014 08:26 AM (6N6B6)

166 chit *movie reviews.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2014 08:26 AM (nqBYe)

167 Ace's Tombstone: Here lies Ace O'Spades Killed by rare Hobo attack and too-much Valu-rite But mostly too-much Valu-rite.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 09, 2014 08:26 AM (PYAXX)

168 What goes on Ace's tombstone? 1. Scrap tombstone and replace with structure the size of Lincoln Memorial 2. Engrave all surfaces of structure with a movie review 3. Erect additional structures as necessary.

Posted by: Damiano at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (j0wOO)

169 ace's tombstone: Amanda Knox Is Innocent !

Posted by: Burt Toste at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (kUpEx)

170 Hold steady, everyone.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (Ssscs)

171 You wanted funny comments. You'll settle for The London Boys You'll end up with ace.

Posted by: Anthony you-know-who, D at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (HLprW)

172 Just think how popular this site would be if the comments allowed quoting. Updings. All the cool blogs have them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (8ZskC)

173 Ace's tombstone:

Ace is, get this, dead.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2014 12:25 PM (TOk1P)

*uptwinkles!!!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (4df7R)

174 What goes on Ace's tombstone? If only life were as long as a movie review.

Posted by: Damiano at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (j0wOO)

175 Off Weiner

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (HLprW)

176 Eh, if I want to see what's written on ace's tombstone, I'll just check what's on the Federalist's. Their tombstone will have it all, but with pretty formatting and meatballs.

Posted by: AMDG at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (eFytx)

177

What goes on Ace's tombstone?

Knowledge. Has been put.

Posted by: Damiano at April 09, 2014 12:24 PM (j0wOO)

"No Longer Slices Like A Fucking Hammer"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (zF6Iw)

178 Now Ed Driscoll Only Reads the Comments, Too Really the only thing for you to do now Ace is to delve deeper into heroin and then ban all commenters that aren't vetted by KOS. Pictures of stinky bicycle seats are also required. Or you could go on as before, hosting a smart milblog, being a commenter-contributer yourself and actually posting very intelligent and compelling pieces that people want to read. Personally I blame Zombie. Sneaking around here...posting clever comments. Choose.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (HT0CI)

179 He vaguely knew AllenG who became world famous for the most accurate acronyms describing a failed president in the history of the universe.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (BZAd3)

180 Ace's tombstone should just read "Kaboom."

Posted by: no good deed at April 09, 2014 08:27 AM (ILBCY)

181 Hi Beth!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 12:25 PM (NKBxV)

Are you kidding? The final insult would be, "Here lies Beth."

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2014 12:26 PM (GQ8sn)

*SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK!*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:28 AM (4df7R)

182 Updings. All the cool blogs have them. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2014 12:27 PM (8ZskC) Fine. But you have to call them "uptwinkles."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 09, 2014 08:28 AM (PYAXX)

183 "Here lies MWR. Her name was~~n't~~ Beth." FIFY

Posted by: rampaging stone mason at April 09, 2014 08:28 AM (Ua6T/)

184 Here lies ace, Palin Steele's lost dad.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 08:28 AM (0FSuD)

185

It is of course worth noting that the original quoted comment even ace upgraded to the main post. And that is wat Ed does link to originally. But that's not as funny.

And then the second commenter does get a direct link.

Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2014 08:28 AM (LI48c)

186 Or here lies ace, in a lacy wig.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 08:28 AM (0FSuD)

187 161 &&&&

For Phinn.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at April 09, 2014 12:26 PM (0HooB)

Fuuuuuuuck. Youuuuuuuuu@!!@!!

AoSHQ: Military-grade hash identifiers. Non-functional formatting buttons.

Posted by: Phinn at April 09, 2014 08:28 AM (i5GO4)

188 "Fucking sliced by the Hammer."

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 09, 2014 08:28 AM (eytER)

189 What ever happened to The Conversation by the way?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2014 08:28 AM (HLprW)

190 What goes on Ace's tombstone? Rubio's garbage wanted it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2014 08:29 AM (8ZskC)

191 Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2014 12:27 PM (BZAd3) Yeah. That, too.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 09, 2014 08:29 AM (PYAXX)

192 Tweet pictures of yourself ace, you'll get more attention that way.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at April 09, 2014 08:29 AM (Aif/5)

193 NDH, This is a pretty good movie. I wouldn't go back to watch beginning if I didn't. Did you ever watch Ray Donovan on Showtime? It is a great series. The new season, when it starts, will have Ann Margret & a few others as guest stars & regulars.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:29 AM (gjOCp)

194 On Ace's tombstone? C'mon:

Here lies ACE O' SPADES
Except tonight Maetenloch is filling in for him.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 09, 2014 08:29 AM (DLu2s)

195 Look at it this way, Ace. If you don't need to post anything anymore, that really frees up your time for hobo hunting and Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at April 09, 2014 08:29 AM (zT0DN)

196 Ace's Tombstone: Now beautiful angels can read to him in French all day...except the texts are entirely composed of ampersands.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at April 09, 2014 08:30 AM (ZWvOb)

197 Every AoS commenter should be devoted to 1 tombstone that says

"Here lies.... eh..."
"Go **** Yourself"

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2014 08:30 AM (x3YFz)

198
Tombstone:

Is this something?

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at April 09, 2014 08:30 AM (Dwehj)

199 Best filler post ever?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 08:30 AM (IXrOn)

200

Ace's T STONE:

"Is this something ?"

Posted by: eye tie at April 09, 2014 08:30 AM (bvqC9)

201 What goes on Ace's tombstone? Pepperoni, sausage, cheese, mushrooms.....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 08:30 AM (NKBxV)

202

Serious you guys, I don't intend to read Ace's tombstone.

Just the guest book jottings.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2014 08:30 AM (TOk1P)

203 "Here lies Ace, who has passed on due to heartache over slumping sales of GWAR CDs and massive liver damage, but most massive liver damage."

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (I8YZX)

204 "No Longer Slices Like A Fucking Hammer" -- "Where's Ace?"

Posted by: Paul A. at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (Ua6T/)

205 "Here lies ace.
The best part was the volcano."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (4df7R)

206 Ace's tombstone: "Two weeks".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (B/VB5)

207 So, Zombie's been outed. Sad day for America.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (IXrOn)

208 NY Slime running knife attack as "local story". The SHOOTING death of some woman in S Africa is what we need to read about!!

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (0FSuD)

209

I know there's a joke about Ace's tombstone having a "why aren't you discussing the latest outragey outrage?" on it, but I'm too humor-deprived to make it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (zF6Iw)

210 Here lies ACE O' SPADES
Except tonight Maetenloch is filling in for him.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 09, 2014 12:29 PM (DLu2s)

hah! nice.

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (x3YFz)

211 Had he managed to outlive Ace, Jeff Goldblum would have been so famous.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (BZAd3)

212 Here lies ace. Syria, you guys!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (PYAXX)

213 Ace' s tombstone? "Here he lies, empistemically closed."

Posted by: occam's brassiere at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (QZkRD)

214
196 Ace's Tombstone:

Now beautiful angels can read to him in French all day...except the texts are entirely composed of ampersands.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at April 09, 2014 12:30 PM (ZWvOb)

No, the ENTIRE TOMBSTONE is one giant ampersand.

Posted by: Phinn at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (i5GO4)

215 He came. He saw. He conquered.
But not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (hn5v5)

216 "I should have bought the t-shirt."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2014 08:31 AM (659DL)

217 "#twoweeks"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 09, 2014 08:32 AM (PYAXX)

218 st. peter is such a scold

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 09, 2014 08:32 AM (6N6B6)

219 "Open Thread"

Posted by: Ace's Epitaph at April 09, 2014 08:33 AM (8ZskC)

220 "Here lies some kind of weasel."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2014 08:33 AM (659DL)

221 "Eh. I'd hit it."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 09, 2014 08:33 AM (PYAXX)

222 189 What ever happened to The Conversation by the way? Still going but Ace and Iowahawk don't post there anymore. It doesn't make sense for Ace, but Iowahawk really is made for the quick zinger format for things he can't do on Twitter. Nice Deb posts there and they actually have interesting movie reviews.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 09, 2014 08:33 AM (T0NGe)

223 Ooops, that was me causing the ruckus, with my typo-filled comment. Ace, it was your fault for updating the post with my comment in the first place! Ed Driscoll did cite your post -- he just cited the parts written by other people. If you had wisely left the comments languishing in comment-thread obscurity, he may very well have cited your part. This will teach you to not to be so kind and generous with your commenters. You're like the bandleader who lets the new kid at the back of the saxophone section have a little solo halfway through "Hockeysuckle Rose" -- next thing you know the audience jumps up and cheers and a couple weeks later the kid is leading his own combo and within a year he steals your slot at Carnegie Hall. Do not let him have that solo.

Posted by: zombie at April 09, 2014 08:33 AM (mizYg)

224 Now who was it that summoned Zombie from the realms of the Undead?

Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2014 08:33 AM (JBggj)

225 Updings. All the cool blogs have them. Jharles Chonson approves of this message.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 09, 2014 08:33 AM (7ObY1)

226 and they actually have interesting movie reviews. Posted by: AmishDude at April 09, 2014 12:33 PM (T0NGe) That was harsh.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 09, 2014 08:34 AM (PYAXX)

227 Over at PJ Media, Roger L Simon has a column on Rick Perry running in 2016. I remember Simon loved Perry in 2011 but quickly turned when he couldn't debate. I haven't read it yet. I'm either going out in garden today or doing personal stuff for the former president of our company. I've had package for almost 2 months & today is his birthday.

Posted by: Carol at April 09, 2014 08:34 AM (gjOCp)

228 Seriously morons, Ace appears to gotten over the blog hump and has started to make some cash with his ads. That or he's forgotten to beg for valu rite money. Wait, forget this post.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 08:34 AM (0FSuD)

229 Nice Deb posts there and they actually have interesting movie reviews. Ouch!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 09, 2014 08:34 AM (HLprW)

230 ♪ He's a decomposting poster there's less and less of him every day. ♬

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 09, 2014 08:34 AM (hn5v5)

231 Given the high brow visitors, actors, media pundits that visit the site,

I'm personally proud of the Horde for cutting back the fucking cussing. Pretty fucking cool, if you ask me.

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2014 08:34 AM (x3YFz)

232 I've Finally Quit Porn.

Posted by: Ace's Tombstone at April 09, 2014 08:34 AM (DLu2s)

233 I'm personally proud of the Horde for cutting back the fucking cussing. Pretty fucking cool, if you ask me.

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2014 12:34 PM (x3YFz)

No fucking way!

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2014 08:34 AM (GQ8sn)

234 Apropos of nothing but the jalapeno chicken sausage I'm about to eat, is everyone aware of Tabasco brand brown mustard? It's a condiment fit for a king. Carry on.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 09, 2014 08:35 AM (ZshNr)

235 "Here lies ace...

...master of his domain at last!"

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2014 08:35 AM (GQ8sn)

236 #NoPants

Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2014 08:35 AM (x3YFz)

237 FAP FAP FAP FAP

Posted by: Ace's Tombstone at April 09, 2014 08:35 AM (DLu2s)

238 They may take our fucking lives but they will never take our motherfucking profanity!

Posted by: William Wallace at April 09, 2014 08:35 AM (Aif/5)

239 "Starring Brain Dennehy."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2014 08:35 AM (659DL)

240 "He liked tan-lines."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 09, 2014 08:36 AM (PYAXX)

241 404 Corpse Not Found

Posted by: Ace's Tombstone at April 09, 2014 08:36 AM (DLu2s)

242 Well, I read Ace's post and I don't read Ed's. Does that help?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2014 08:36 AM (udjuE)

243 Ace's tombstone: I lie here like an Israeli tank.

Posted by: dantesed at April 09, 2014 08:36 AM (88xKn)

244 I'm personally proud of the Horde for cutting back the fucking cussing. Pretty fucking cool, if you ask me. Posted by: tangonine at April 09, 2014 12:34 PM (x3YFz) That and everyone has stopped saying cunt. Oh, wait.

Posted by: Nip Sip at April 09, 2014 08:36 AM (0FSuD)

245 Nood stabby stabby.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2014 08:37 AM (NKBxV)

246 "What goes on Ace's tombstone?"

"I'm dead. Serious You Guys."

Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at April 09, 2014 08:37 AM (Am4vM)

247 See, Ace, I said there were famous people lurking here. And you crinkled up your little nose at that suggestion...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 09, 2014 08:37 AM (0HooB)

248 "It's after noon somewhere in the blogosphere"

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at April 09, 2014 08:37 AM (Dwehj)

249 "Here lies Ace. Or one of his hobo kills..."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2014 08:37 AM (udjuE)

250 Here lies Ace, he died as he lived. Examining tan lines.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/s][/i][/b][/s] at April 09, 2014 08:37 AM (qKrH5)

251 "But First. . ."

Posted by: Ace's Tombstone at April 09, 2014 08:37 AM (zF6Iw)

252 Ace tombstone I guess I'm no longer agnostic

Posted by: Burt Toste at April 09, 2014 08:37 AM (kUpEx)

253 While I'm Lying Here, Make Me A Sammich!

Posted by: Ace's Tombstone at April 09, 2014 08:38 AM (DLu2s)

254 You're like the bandleader who lets the new kid at the back of the saxophone section have a little solo halfway through "Hockeysuckle Rose" -- next thing you know the audience jumps up and cheers and a couple weeks later the kid is leading his own combo and within a year he steals your slot at Carnegie Hall. Do not let him have that solo.
Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change.

Posted by: Wesley at April 09, 2014 08:38 AM (Ua6T/)

255 232 I've Finally Quit Porn.

Posted by: Ace's Tombstone at April 09, 2014 12:34 PM (DLu2s)

Yeah sure

Posted by: Ghosts that watch you fap at April 09, 2014 08:38 AM (LI48c)

256 worms are weasels

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 09, 2014 08:38 AM (6N6B6)

257 Flame War ON!

Posted by: Ace's Tombstone at April 09, 2014 08:38 AM (DLu2s)

258 Ace's tombstone: Here Lies Ace of Spades Please read The Federalist for the full inscription.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 09, 2014 08:39 AM (SY2Kh)

259 the eternal flaming skull

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 09, 2014 08:39 AM (6N6B6)

260 Some of us have fucking class and know when to hold our fucking tongues in front of fucking company. Bitches.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 09, 2014 08:39 AM (Os+6p)

261 Here lies Ace, whose demise was brought on by attempting to save a small child and three puppies from a burning car and Valu-Rite, but mostly Valu-Rte,

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2014 08:39 AM (udjuE)

262 tomb of the well known ewok

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 09, 2014 08:39 AM (6N6B6)

263

I'm personally proud of the Horde for cutting back the fucking cussing. Pretty fucking cool, if you ask me.

-----------

Which reminds me, do you know the difference between peanut butter and jam.....?

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 09, 2014 08:39 AM (eytER)

264 Ace's tombstone: I lie here like an Israeli tank.

You have to be an old-timer on this smart military blog to understand this reference.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 09, 2014 08:40 AM (I8YZX)

265 "This money will then be used to create autonomous, anti-capitalist, and anti-racist communities throughout the Bay Area and Northern California. In these communities, whether in San Francisco or in the woods, no one will ever have to pay rent and housing will be free. " Tent cities

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at April 09, 2014 08:40 AM (5xmd7)

266 Ace's tombstone: "Two weeks". Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2014 12:31 PM (B/VB5) Aye, I made my own t-shirt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 08:41 AM (IXrOn)

267 There will be no Tombstone. Ace will be interred in a refrigerator box above ground. All the morons get to bring a box of crayons during the funeral.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 09, 2014 08:41 AM (VzAzL)

268 But, does Zombie read the movie reviews... That is the real question.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 08:41 AM (IXrOn)

269 Here Lies Ace Passed from this mortal coil due to alcohol and over-work.... .... but mostly alcohol.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 09, 2014 08:41 AM (nELVU)

270 This money will then be used to create autonomous, anti-capitalist, and anti-racist communities throughout the Bay Area and Northern California.
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As long as we can put landmines and a high fence around the "communities" I'll contribute to get them set up!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2014 08:42 AM (78TbK)

271 Driscoll appears willing to go to any length to get himself compared to Breitbart.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 09, 2014 08:42 AM (xq1UY)

272 "Abe Vigoda Still Lives"

Posted by: Ace's Tombstone at April 09, 2014 08:42 AM (zF6Iw)

273 Reading the comments it appears Ace is dead.

Did he run into Ronan Farrow?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 09, 2014 08:42 AM (tf9Ne)

274 227 Over at PJ Media, Roger L Simon has a column on Rick Perry running in 2016. I remember Simon loved Perry in 2011 but quickly turned when he couldn't debate. I bet Perry wins the nomination. He's going to play the expectations game. He's just too good of a politician and his demise was based largely on his jumping into the race without much experience at the whole national grinding maw.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 09, 2014 08:42 AM (T0NGe)

275 Here Lies Ace, Still Wide Awake

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 08:42 AM (IXrOn)

276 But, does Zombie read the movie reviews...
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Hey they are a bit wordy you know.

Posted by: Victor Hugo at April 09, 2014 08:44 AM (78TbK)

277 St Peter: Surprise, doubter. But we get a lot of people like you who are still good people. Let's see how you did on the 20 commandments.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 09, 2014 08:46 AM (8MjqI)

278 Driscoll appears willing to go to any length to get himself compared to Breitbart. Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 09, 2014 12:42 PM (xq1UY) Is he screaming BEHAVE YOURSELF! YOU ARE FREAKS AND ANIMALS! STOP RAPING PEOPLE! FILTHY FREAKS, FILTHY FILTHY FILTHY RAPEY MURDERING FREAKS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILZQSmE5Uu0 God, I loved this guy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 09, 2014 08:46 AM (IXrOn)

279 I dunno what'll be on Ace's tombstone, but the one after it will say "First!"

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at April 09, 2014 08:47 AM (2oU2+)

280

come for the content, stay for comments ...

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 09, 2014 08:50 AM (RhQvZ)

281 "Here lies a man with his dick in his hand"

Posted by: bali zingo at April 09, 2014 08:52 AM (JlgzM)

282 In these communities, whether in San Francisco or in the woods, no one will ever have to pay rent and housing will be free. " Tent cities Posted by: Chris_Balsz at April 09, 2014 12:40 PM (5xmd7) Giving something of value away for free always ensures the best stewardship of said item. The place would look like District 9 in a week.

Posted by: RWC at April 09, 2014 08:52 AM (fWAjv)

283 W.C. Fields, once famously said he'd rather die than return to Philadelphia, has a gravestone that reads "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia"

Posted by: Mojo at April 09, 2014 08:54 AM (AIC5Z)

284 Well, duh, of course we say interesting things. We're also better looking and can do math.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 09, 2014 08:59 AM (1hM1d)

285 What goes on Ace's tombstone? Annndddd GO!

"I told you I was sick!"

Posted by: Paladin at April 09, 2014 09:05 AM (+Wvn3)

286 I am pleased to report that I just put Pale Moon on my other desktop and got rid of Firefox there, too. I had to replace that old computer's wireless adapter before I could do so, which is what took me so long.

Posted by: Empire1 at April 09, 2014 09:10 AM (+dXgZ)

287 Ace, if it helps any, don't think of yourself as a blogger. Think of yourself as a comment farmer.

Posted by: Thatch at April 09, 2014 09:13 AM (qYvEa)

288 Has anybody yet considered that someone tipped those smart cars over because it's funny?

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at April 09, 2014 09:14 AM (DNpio)

289 What goes on Ace's tombstone? Annndddd GO! He was almost one of us.

Posted by: toby928© embraces tribalism at April 09, 2014 09:18 AM (QupBk)

290 Don't be so hard on yourself, Ace. We also come for the cat gifs & elbows.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at April 09, 2014 09:19 AM (lUGmn)

291 I am pleased to report that I just put Pale Moon on my other desktop and got rid of Firefox there, too. Did you see the link last night about configuring PM so that it doesn't pretend to be FF to the web?

Posted by: toby928© embraces tribalism at April 09, 2014 09:19 AM (QupBk)

292
Eh, if I want to see what's written on ace's tombstone, I'll just check what's on the Federalist's. Their tombstone will have it all, but with pretty formatting and meatballs.

Posted by: AMDG at April 09, 2014 12:27 PM (eFytx)

Meatballs = Swedes

Yep, the fucking Scandi Ice-wops did it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2014 09:41 AM (TIIx5)

293 just saw this post.

Posted by: Peaches at April 09, 2014 09:42 AM (6wI9/)

294 264 Ace's tombstone: I lie here like an Israeli tank.

CNN Extry Extry NEWS Update Flash Update Flash Flash - Ace's tombstone is cancelled: we will be replacing it with a picture of a Merkava stuck in the mud.

Posted by: blogRot at April 09, 2014 09:47 AM (A6JXc)

295 Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2014 12:17 PM (VDGzf) I shared a cab with some Brandeis students. Turds going to a green rally.

Posted by: Madamex at April 09, 2014 09:47 AM (vaWdD)

296 When they bury ace moron vandals will re-etch every other tombstone in the graveyard into italics.

Posted by: gwelf at April 09, 2014 10:07 AM (nyxv/)

297 Ace: don't forget to include plenty of space for comments on your tombstone.

Posted by: Wry Mouth at April 09, 2014 11:13 AM (GMFsH)

298 http://tinyurl.com/n4rggeo

I don't think space will be a problem.

Posted by: Barry Goldwater at April 09, 2014 11:37 AM (UPLmD)

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