February 05, 2014

Sarah Fluke Will Not Run for Congress, But Instead for California State Senate
— Ace

If you need a slumpbuster, Sandra Fluke makes for as good as one as any.

“I am extremely moved by the outpouring of local and national support I have received since I announced that I was considering running for office. My entire career has been devoted to the public interest, whether representing victims of human trafficking or advocating for working families,” Fluke said late Tuesday night. “I am committed to continuing that fight in Sacramento, working to protect our environment, ensure our access to health care, and create the jobs that are desperately needed. While I strongly considered offering my candidacy for Congress, I feel there is a better way for me to advance the causes that are important to our community.”

Her entire career?

Posted by: Ace at 12:30 PM | Comments (364)
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1 I got nothing.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2014 12:30 PM (zqvg6)

2 It's just a fluke


Posted by: Mark Suckerberg at February 05, 2014 12:31 PM (e8kgV)

3 You're absolutely right, Ace.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 05, 2014 12:31 PM (eHIJJ)

4 Fluke as a slump buster , no , just no .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 05, 2014 12:31 PM (XWw96)

5 Well she's in her thirties so her career must have been something. Working for ACORN perhaps.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 12:31 PM (7kkQJ)

6 Self-important people annoy me.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 05, 2014 12:32 PM (4Chvm)

7

“I am committed to continuing that fight in Sacramento, working to protect our environment, ensure our access to health care, and create the jobs that are desperately needed.

 

Translation  --  "I  am commited to killing jobs  and creating jobs."

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2014 12:32 PM (fsLdt)

8 Running for California State Senate - she graduates from slut to prostitute.

Posted by: DamnCat at February 05, 2014 12:33 PM (TBN/J)

9 Sandra Fluke:  California, I Want you In Me!

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 05, 2014 12:33 PM (GrtrJ)

10 Maybe NOW she'll be able to pay for her own goddamned condoms...

Posted by: Drumwaster at February 05, 2014 12:33 PM (K6BSx)

11 Somewhere in LA a puppy just died.

Posted by: 13times at February 05, 2014 12:33 PM (fGPLK)

12
Don't you know who I am?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 05, 2014 12:33 PM (nQjHM)

13 Carpet-bagging Yankee!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 05, 2014 12:33 PM (cxs6V)

14 Political theater. The Romans at least had bread and circuses. We get choom and listacles.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 05, 2014 12:33 PM (T0NGe)

15 My entire sobriety has been dedicated to ending itself.

Posted by: irright at February 05, 2014 12:34 PM (Ze8oh)

16 Go long on California Penicillin Inc.

Posted by: Advice Guy at February 05, 2014 12:34 PM (vgIRn)

17 "While I strongly considered offering my candidacy for Congress, I feel there is a better way for me to advance the causes that are important to our community."

In normal terms... the laughter at the concept of her at the national level embarrassed her out of the application. The laughter isn't as cacophonous at the lower level, so she'll lend her VAST expertise there.

Let the clown show proceed.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 05, 2014 12:35 PM (eHIJJ)

18 "My entire career has been devoted to the pubic interest..."

FIFY, Madame Doppel-Banger

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at February 05, 2014 12:36 PM (wtvvX)

19 The latest Snowden-related revelation is that Britain's Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) proactively targeted the communications infrastructure used by the online activist collective known as Anonymous.

Posted by: Semi-Anonymous at February 05, 2014 12:36 PM (e8kgV)

20 And she's qualified. She went to law school. I mean, what else is there? Surely complaining about a $9/mo. medication demonstrates a comprehensive knowledge of economics, so she's got that covered, too. Call her Wile E. Coyote!

Posted by: AmishDude at February 05, 2014 12:36 PM (T0NGe)

21 Why won't she just go away?  Her 15 minutes was up a long time ago.

Posted by: Mole6 at February 05, 2014 12:36 PM (m0le6)

22 Oh great, so our long national nightmare isn't over?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 05, 2014 12:36 PM (xWgW3)

23 Went back & got the others.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2014 12:36 PM (xorT2)

24 Mars just got Fluked : http://tinyurl.com/kvcstc8

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2014 12:36 PM (38LLM)

25 My porn name  is   Chip  Slumpbuster.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2014 12:36 PM (fsLdt)

26 Shorter: "I'm not qualified to do anything truly useful, so I expect the Democrat Party to pay me off for fronting their contrived War on Women and make sure I get a cushy job-for-life."

Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 12:37 PM (MMC8r)

27 Sacramento will make her feel dirty.

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2014 12:37 PM (FcR7P)

28 Her fresh perspective on environmental and health care regulation is sorely needed in California.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 05, 2014 12:37 PM (+lsX1)

29 Only thing Fluke has pulled out of early in her life!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2014 12:37 PM (xorT2)

30 What you got she gotta get it put it in her, California!!!

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at February 05, 2014 12:38 PM (wtvvX)

31 Sandra is pulling her fluke out?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2014 12:38 PM (NNjb2)

32 Has she ever lived in California?

Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 12:38 PM (MMC8r)

33 Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 04:37 PM (MMC8r) Between her and Clay Aiken we're seeing that politics really is for people who couldn't make real careers

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at February 05, 2014 12:38 PM (GaqMa)

34 The Cali Legistature is a clown show.  She every bit as qualified as anyone there.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2014 12:38 PM (fsLdt)

35 If you are looking for a sexual target, that couch on the side of the road makes for as good as one as any.

Posted by: Guy Who Fucks Couches at February 05, 2014 12:38 PM (1GhKT)

36 I'd like to thank everyone that was there last night at out fundraiser gangbang.

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at February 05, 2014 12:38 PM (/o+xv)

37 There would be zero difference between her and the democrats who are already in congress.

Posted by: irright at February 05, 2014 12:39 PM (Ze8oh)

38 Gucci just announced the appointment of Bruce Springsteen's daughter, nationally ranked equestrian Jessica Springsteen, as Gucci Equestrian Ambassador.

Sandra will be broken hearted

Posted by: Zark Muckerberg at February 05, 2014 12:39 PM (e8kgV)

39 Slump buster. More like cum dumpster now that she's got all that free birth control.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 05, 2014 12:39 PM (wdHk6)

40 So another bloodsucking lifetime career in politics begins.

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 05, 2014 12:39 PM (GrtrJ)

41 I hate this fucking state; need to move. Siberia's looking pretty good right about now.

Posted by: Stuart Clark at February 05, 2014 12:39 PM (3vem0)

42 A lot of other people have spent years in the California Democrat Party paying their dues and waiting for that seat to open up.  Sandra should be happy they didn't just destroy her outright for presuming she could cut in line like that.  They already got the use out of her that they wanted and if she thinks she is actually somebody important to them she needs to learn fast that she isn't anything to anybody.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Innuendoes for Both Men and Women at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2014 12:39 PM (hLRSq)

43 Yes!

Posted by: California Condom Producers at February 05, 2014 12:39 PM (5ikDv)

44 She's

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2014 12:39 PM (fsLdt)

45 Wendy Davis/Sandra Fluke 2020.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 05, 2014 12:40 PM (NNjb2)

46 She's drawn to California's ready supply of horny sailors.

Posted by: wooga at February 05, 2014 12:40 PM (1GhKT)

47
Sandra Fluke: Tanned, Ready and with a Recent Enzyme-linked Assay Broadly Within Currently Acceptable Parameters.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2014 12:40 PM (kdS6q)

48 considered offering my candidacy
---
What the hell does this even mean?

She offered her honor, he honored her offer.  All night long, it was honor, offer, honor, offer, honor, offer.

Posted by: CUS at February 05, 2014 12:40 PM (wcLJG)

49 repost from below 371 I have a feeling it is telling the women not to do that, they always do that so they do not have to sit on the filthy seat, sigh. Posted by: yankeefifth at February 05, 2014 04:32 PM (rDidD) It is a muslim thing, Our guys in A-Stan and Iraq had the same problem with squat shitting locals trying to squat shit on a sit shit toilet *** It may even be in the koran I also know that pious muslem men also squat to piss. Something about 'unpure for the profit' is a bit of piss gets on your cloths or something

Posted by: moron lifestyle at February 05, 2014 12:40 PM (F3rNE)

50 I saw Slumpbuster open for AXE at the Astrodome back in '89.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 05, 2014 12:40 PM (eHIJJ)

51 Between her and Clay Aiken we're seeing that politics really is for people who couldn't make real careers Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at February 05, 2014 04:38 -------------------------------------------------- I thought the big black guy was a better singer than Aiken.

Posted by: irright at February 05, 2014 12:41 PM (Ze8oh)

52 The 3 things i will focus on most are the environment, equity, erections.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 05, 2014 12:41 PM (38LLM)

53 Imagine what Sandra Fluke's mattress looks like. I won't be in my bunk. I'll be in the bathroom puking into the sink (not the toilet per Sochi regulations).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2014 12:41 PM (oFCZn)

54 She'll go down.... TO SACRAMENTO!!!!

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at February 05, 2014 12:41 PM (wtvvX)

55 Obama's unwarranted rise to the presidency has given hope to the hopeless.

Posted by: Z Ryan at February 05, 2014 12:41 PM (fMK2m)

56 Has she ever lived in California? Past two years, apparently.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 12:41 PM (7kkQJ)

57 A number of churches have been destroyed or burned, children were killed when rebels fired mortar rockets at an Armenian Christian school in Damascus and countless others have been abducted by Islamic fighters, the Syrian delegation reveals in a statement published by the research group, Westminster Institute, that brought them to Washington. Eleven nuns have also been abducted and are still in captivity and two bishops are still missing after getting kidnapped during a humanitarian mission.

But Senator McCain, an Arizona Republican, evidently doesnÂ’t want to hear negative stories about the rebels heÂ’s working to arm. So he stormed out of a closed-door meeting with the Syrian clergy officials last week. Held in the Senate Arms Services Committee meeting room, the reunion also included senators Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island, Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut and Joe Manchin of West Virginia. Graham is a Republican and the rest are Democrats.

McCain marched into the committee room yelling, according to a high-level source that attended the meeting, and quickly stormed out. “He was incredibly rude,” the source told Judicial Watch “because he didn’t think the Syrian church leaders should even be allowed in the room.” Following the shameful tantrum McCain reentered the room and sat briefly but refused to make eye contact with the participants, instead ignoring them by looking down at what appeared to be random papers.

The outburst was so embarrassing that Senator Graham, also an advocate of U.S. military intervention in Syria, apologized for McCain’s disturbing outburst. “Graham actually apologized to the group for McCain’s behavior,” according to the source, who sat through the entire meeting. “It was truly unbelievable.”

Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Multi-Pass at February 05, 2014 12:41 PM (e8kgV)

58 You all have to pay so that I don't get preggo. Vote for the incontinent ho-bag, yo! --Sandra Fluke

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 05, 2014 12:41 PM (45N4D)

59 The local politicos had a little talk with her. Wendy Gruel is going to be the donk candidate. She would have wiped the floor with Fluke. I tried to see who is running against Fluke for the senate. I think one former assembly woman and some doctor who is a veteran and I suspect gay who lives in the Hwd Hills. So, it's not going to be easy peasy for the Fluke. She is seen as a carpet bagger. This isn't the east coast, ya' know.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 05, 2014 12:41 PM (NRYdU)

60 "F-ing California!"

Posted by: John McClane at February 05, 2014 12:42 PM (X+nFp)

61 Oh and besides thanking everyone for the fundraiser gang bang. I want to remind you of our next event next week. Get out the Scrote! Please RSVP!

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at February 05, 2014 12:42 PM (/o+xv)

62 Between her and Clay Aiken we're seeing that politics really is for people who couldn't make real careers
---
Those that can, do.
Those that can't, teach.
Those that can do neither go into politics.

Posted by: CUS at February 05, 2014 12:42 PM (wcLJG)

63 I felt a great disturbance in The Farce, as if  millions of slut jokes suddenly were silenced.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2014 12:42 PM (wNF3N)

64 As if we don't have enough freeloading hos here in CA...

Posted by: baldilocks filipova at February 05, 2014 12:42 PM (36Rjy)

65
Also note:

California's top-two primary system could be incentive for a crowded pack of contenders to enter the mix. All the candidates run in the same primary regardless of party affiliation, and then the top two vote-getters advance to the general election, regardless of party affiliation. The format can split the vote up among many candidates, which means a candidate can make it to the general election with a relatively low percentage of votes. That encourages long-shot candidates to take a chance.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2014 12:42 PM (kdS6q)

66 Forget it Jake, it's Clownifornia. Unfortunately she might have a decent shot now that she's lowered the bar of her entitled standards for political jobs. Yeesh.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2014 12:43 PM (BF+2f)

67 Stuart Clark: "Siberia's looking pretty good right about now."

Even Sochi's going to be looking better shortly.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 05, 2014 12:43 PM (eHIJJ)

68 "My entire career"?

That's the equivalent of me at 17 selling my prospective boss at Baskin-Robbins on the vast experience I developed cutting and raking neighbors' lawns.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 05, 2014 12:43 PM (XrGnJ)

69 I thought the big black guy was a better singer than Aiken. Posted by: irright at February 05, 2014 04:41 PM (Ze8oh) He did win. But he couldn't tour do to health problems so he just sorta faded off the scene but he has released a few albums since then. Wikipedia says he's going to be on the biggest loser soon.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at February 05, 2014 12:43 PM (GaqMa)

70 Between her and Clay Aiken we're seeing that politics really is for people who couldn't make real careers
---
Those that can, do.
Those that can't, teach.
Those that can do neither go into politics.

Posted by: CUS at February 05, 2014 04:42 PM (wcLJG)


And wind up ruling you that can!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2014 12:43 PM (o3MSL)

71 While I strongly considered offering my candidacy for Congress, I feel there is a better way for me to advance the causes that are important to our community. And that cause is having sex with every man, woman, and trans-something in the great state of California

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 05, 2014 12:44 PM (M3hAT)

72 Her entire career. Really? 32 years old. An impressive career to be sure. WTF?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at February 05, 2014 12:44 PM (X+nFp)

73 Between her and Clay Aiken we're seeing that politics really is for people who couldn't make real careers Ahem.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Mmm Mmm Mmm! at February 05, 2014 12:44 PM (MMC8r)

74 What does it cost to file nomination papers? What does it cost to buy birth control pills? I agree with Rush, she is a __________ I did that because someone said we are being watched.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at February 05, 2014 12:44 PM (HVff2)

75 If she wants to create jobs why doesn't she start a business?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2014 12:44 PM (BLAfs)

76 Fluke??  Joe Walsh would hit it fer sure. Don Henley wouldn't he's a pusseh.


Posted by: dananjcon at February 05, 2014 12:44 PM (NpXoL)

77 Well, if she loses, she can always get a job at MSNBC.

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at February 05, 2014 12:44 PM (wtvvX)

78 My vagina has no boundaries. California is the logical place for me to take up my next great crusade: Fighting the denial of access to gender reassignment for the gender-confused (translation: make other people pay for it]

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 05, 2014 12:44 PM (XvrTA)

79 62 Between her and Clay Aiken we're seeing that politics really is for people who couldn't make real careers

Bob Dole went into the Army, sustained a head injury in Italy, then went into politics

Posted by: Liz Dole at February 05, 2014 12:44 PM (e8kgV)

80 She's guzzled liters of that 'stuff'. Should count for somehin'.

Posted by: that stuff -guzzler at February 05, 2014 12:45 PM (Bps3R)

81 Slumpbuster?  More like slutbuster, amirite?

Posted by: Obvious Joke at February 05, 2014 12:45 PM (6T8Ay)

82 Why am I not surprised she aborted her campaign?

Posted by: red sweater at February 05, 2014 12:45 PM (Djwm9)

83 “He was incredibly rude,” the source told Judicial Watch “because he didn’t think the Syrian church leaders should even be allowed in the room.” If you challenge my preconceptions, I will be a comical parody of an old man. Sadly, I'm not powerless.

Posted by: Senator John McCain[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 05, 2014 12:45 PM (45N4D)

84 "I considered running for Mr. Waxman's vacated House seat, but those are some mighty big nostrils to fill."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 05, 2014 12:45 PM (g4TxM)

85 Obama had a career before his senate gig, right? Right?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 05, 2014 12:46 PM (Bps3R)

86 What senate seat is she running for, I'm guessing one in west la.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 05, 2014 12:46 PM (WdbF7)

87 She's a Community Orgasmanizer!!!

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at February 05, 2014 12:46 PM (wtvvX)

88 If she wants to create jobs why doesn't she start a business? ___ Talking about jobs like that is a real blow to me.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 05, 2014 12:46 PM (M3hAT)

89 While I strongly considered offering my candidacy for Congress, I feel there is a better way for me to advance the causes that are important to our community.”................Translation. The CA Dem party told her no way. I guess the Dems war on womyns continues!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2014 12:46 PM (/o+xv)

90 "If you need a slumpbuster..." I'll put my foot up your ass if you'd like.

Posted by: NotCoach at February 05, 2014 12:46 PM (rsudF)

91 Fighting the denial of access to gender reassignment for the gender-confused (translation: make other people pay for it] Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 05, 2014 04:44 PM (XvrTA) I actually have this on my "what will insurance be forced to cover" list. It comes in at 4 years out. (My predictions are surprisingly detailed.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at February 05, 2014 12:46 PM (GaqMa)

92 I think despite what Fluke said, she's probably had as many sexual partners as many men and women who are her age who are leftist. If she's had three longer term relationships that's not that unusual. it's just that I would have preferred hearing about her work against sex trafficking and not about free! free! free! birth control. All the brouhaha turned her into a one dimensional figure to many people who know nothing about her other work, only what Rush said about her , The liberal pushback and her testimony to Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 12:46 PM (7kkQJ)

93 She announces for the Waxman seat, then in just a few weeks, drops out for a crummy state opening. With her name recognition, in that decidedly blue district, she would have been a shoe-in. So, some big-money democrat put in a call and said they wanted to be the congressman from Beverly Hills and Malibu. Either a no-name who couldn't compete with someone Rush called a slut, or someone famous who thought they would be perceived as mean knocking out Fluke. It will be interesting to see who it is.

Posted by: jwest at February 05, 2014 12:46 PM (u2a4R)

94 She had a trust fund baby boy friend. Not sure if they are still together. She also came from money because she went to expensive schools and never really held a real job. Must be nice.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 05, 2014 12:46 PM (NRYdU)

95 I think it was on the Belmont Club where one of the commenters told the story about how years ago as a gag he announced he was running for Congress and it turned into a thing. It was a really interesting story. I doubt I can find it though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2014 12:47 PM (oFCZn)

96 >>So, it's not going to be easy peasy for the Fluke. She is seen as a carpet bagger. This isn't the east coast, ya' know. Das right. Only native Kaleefornians represent the weeshes of Kaleefonrians.

Posted by: Ahnohld at February 05, 2014 12:47 PM (g1DWB)

97 there is a slumpbuster curve if you go to far down the curve you extend your slump. I believe fluke to be on the opposite side of the curve. politically speaking of course

Posted by: elrobalo at February 05, 2014 12:47 PM (wH5Tk)

98 “Graham actually apologized to the group for McCain’s behavior,” according to the source, who sat through the entire meeting. “It was truly unbelievable.”

Posted by:Leeloo Dallas Multi-Pass at February 05, 2014 04:41 PM (e8kgV)


It must have been a real demonstration that McCain is waaay past his sell-by date if Miss Lindsey tried to cover for him with an apology.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2014 12:47 PM (o3MSL)

99 Boy, is that statement full of poll-tested pablum or what?  All the right catch phrases to fool the CA masses.  She should be a shoe-in. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 05, 2014 12:47 PM (Oa7B2)

100 What senate seat is she running for ___ I'll sit on pretty much any Senator, I don't discriminate.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 05, 2014 12:47 PM (M3hAT)

101 So . . . Sandra does Sacramento, then?

Posted by: flounder at February 05, 2014 12:47 PM (Kkt/i)

102 California's jobs originate in Sacramento? Who knew?

Posted by: red speck at February 05, 2014 12:47 PM (9Xu0X)

103 Posted by: Judge Pug at February 05, 2014 04:46 PM (NRYdU) I had heard she enrolled at Georgetown specifically to make trouble. (i.e. fight for contraception coverage.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at February 05, 2014 12:48 PM (GaqMa)

104 All of the Stones would of hit it.


Charlie Watts would come back for sloppy seconds.


Posted by: dananjcon at February 05, 2014 12:48 PM (NpXoL)

105 Our politicians are a frickin' joke.

Posted by: Al Franken at February 05, 2014 12:48 PM (fWAjv)

106 Congress was too hard, so she wanted to try out another position?

Posted by: red sweater at February 05, 2014 12:48 PM (Djwm9)

107 My entire career has been devoted to the public interest, whether representing victims of human trafficking or advocating for working families,” Fluke said late Tuesday night.


My, but she is an accomplished person!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2014 12:48 PM (8ZskC)

108 If she wants to create jobs why doesn't she start a business? Because California madams will cut a bitch?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2014 12:48 PM (xorT2)

109 Her entire career?

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Professional victim.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 05, 2014 12:48 PM (XUKZU)

110 What is it Ms Lucky Chance thinks California needs?
We have hope.
We have change.

we need rain. Any ideas?

Posted by: Jonsie H. at February 05, 2014 12:49 PM (NYgyW)

111 Her father is a minister in some little town, at some little church in PA. I doubt she came from big money. I think she probably got scholarships.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 12:49 PM (7kkQJ)

112 I foresee the imminent rerouting of the High Speed Train.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2014 12:49 PM (8ZskC)

113 57 That there is our classy candidate for President from 2008. You have to have balls as big as church bells these days to be Christian in the middle east. Of course, it has been like that since before the crusades, so it has winnowed out all the wimps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2014 12:49 PM (TGgNi)

114 I guess Wendy Greuel said no way, she lost the LA Mayoral race dammit she has the right to a congressional seat of her choosing.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 05, 2014 12:49 PM (WdbF7)

115 She's going to start working Sacramento's main drag as a $0.50 a yank pud-puller.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 05, 2014 12:49 PM (TM1p8)

116 Clay Aiken for Congress? Sure, why not.  An American Idol congressman to go with the American Idol president.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2014 12:49 PM (o9Rp5)

117 her testimony to Congress.
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Let's be clear here.  She never testified before Congress, the Repubs didn't let her because the Dems couldn't get the paperwork together in time to get her vetted.  She had an 'interview' or something in a hallway.  Or a backroom.  Or someone's backseat.  I'm sure even she doesn't remember where exactly.

Posted by: CUS at February 05, 2014 12:49 PM (wcLJG)

118 Gay guy denies that PSH was his gay lover.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 05, 2014 12:50 PM (NRYdU)

119 Rarely has someone done so many for so much.

Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 12:50 PM (MMC8r)

120 we need rain. Any ideas? Posted by: Jonsie H. at February 05, 2014 04:49 PM (NYgyW) She's constantly wet. But that ain't no damn water.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2014 12:50 PM (fWAjv)

121 If I had a pr0nactive daughter, she'd look just like Mizz Fluck.

Posted by: Barrio Slumpbuster at February 05, 2014 12:50 PM (KQp38)

122 Fighting the denial of access to gender reassignment for the gender-confused Gender re-assignment is a fraud. The people who get gender re-assigned report they're not any happier in their new body. The rate of suicide of transgendered people, both pre and post op is huge. It's a scam to prey on confused and unhappy people.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 05, 2014 12:50 PM (45N4D)

123 and yes, I threw up in my mouth a bit writing that.

Posted by: RWC at February 05, 2014 12:50 PM (fWAjv)

124 She can yap about her entire career as did Hillary and Mooch and other wimmens.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky survived 2014 Polar Vortex at February 05, 2014 12:51 PM (baL2B)

125 She misunderstood something about the members of Congress.

Posted by: red sweater at February 05, 2014 12:51 PM (Djwm9)

126 Human trafficking is a important issue now.  I don't known if any of you have been in the market lately, but it's just about impossible to buy a decent slave these days.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2014 12:51 PM (8ZskC)

127 57 --- Leeloo Dallas Multi-Pass at February 05, 2014 04:41 PM (e8kgV) Well, well. What a POS he has become.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2014 12:51 PM (dfYL9)

128 It's a scam to prey on confused and unhappy people.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2014 04:50 PM (45N4D)


You mean like every liberal/progressive "cause".

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2014 12:51 PM (o3MSL)

129 Picture of Sabdra Flukes squeakhole in the sidebar.No,it's an i pact crater on Mars,sorry.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2014 12:52 PM (zqvg6)

130 It's a scam to prey on confused and unhappy people. Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2014 04:50 PM (45N4D) I wish it were just that downright evil. It's the product of a confused postmodern field of psychiatry. But if you say that out loud, you'll be shouted down and have your career destroyed (even if it's entirely unrelated to medicine).

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at February 05, 2014 12:52 PM (GaqMa)

131 representing victims of human trafficking
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I can think of a business she can start leveraging the people she already knows doing the things they already are doing.

Posted by: CUS at February 05, 2014 12:52 PM (wcLJG)

132 Sandra Fluke is a Bushwood Democrat.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 05, 2014 12:52 PM (NpXoL)

133 Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Multi-Pass at February 05, 2014 04:41 PM (e8kgV) Thanks for that story. It is a tragedy what is going on with Christians in the Mideast and a disgrace that "Christian" Obama does and says NOTHING.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 12:52 PM (7kkQJ)

134 The outburst was so embarrassing that Senator Graham, also an advocate of U.S. military intervention in Syria, apologized for McCain’s disturbing outburst. “Graham actually apologized to the group for McCain’s behavior,” according to the source, who sat through the entire meeting. “It was truly unbelievable.” Fuck that old bastard. Those people are being killed by McCain's buddies in Syria and they have to listen to that loser throw a tantrum because they have the temerity to exist? I'm glad that psychotic blood-thirster lost the presidency.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 05, 2014 12:52 PM (IS2o0)

135 I can't think of a more deserving state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 05, 2014 12:52 PM (aDwsi)

136

Human trafficking is a important issue now. I don't known if any of you have been in the market lately, but it's just about impossible to buy a decent slave these days.

 

That's ugly and horrible.

 

I loled.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2014 12:52 PM (fsLdt)

137 I wonder what "advocating for working families" actually entails.  Besides a sense of pompous self-importance, I mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2014 12:52 PM (8ZskC)

138 She wants to service her state.

Posted by: red sweater at February 05, 2014 12:52 PM (Djwm9)

139 It's a scam to prey on confused and unhappy people. *** ...as is pretty much all of liberalism.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2014 12:52 PM (M3hAT)

140 but it's just about impossible to buy a decent slave these days. ___ Working on it.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 05, 2014 12:53 PM (M3hAT)

141 A hot dog down every hallway!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke campaign at February 05, 2014 12:53 PM (h6TbM)

142 Thanks for that story. It is a tragedy what is going on with Christians in the Mideast and a disgrace that "Christian" Obama does and says NOTHING.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 04:52 PM (7kkQJ)



I was hoping that the BoR would ask teh won if he still thought that the call to prayer was the sweetest sound he'd ever heard.

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2014 12:53 PM (o3MSL)

143 You mean like every liberal/progressive "cause".

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2014 04:51 PM (o3MSL)

 

 

Bingo.  "You aren't mentally disturbed, your an oppressed victim of The Man.  Vote for me and I'll get you free goodies."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Innuendoes for Both Men and Women at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2014 12:54 PM (hLRSq)

144 I'm glad that psychotic blood-thirster lost the presidency. *stares at random piles of papers in a angry fugue state*

Posted by: Senator John McCain[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 05, 2014 12:54 PM (45N4D)

145 It's a scam to prey on confused and unhappy people. Posted by: bonhomme ------------------------------ The Diagnostic manual says there's nothing wrong with them. It's settled science.

Posted by: The APA at February 05, 2014 12:55 PM (aDwsi)

146 She heard Obama was ramming things through Congress and wanted a turn.

Posted by: red sweater at February 05, 2014 12:55 PM (Djwm9)

147 Bingo. "You aren't mentally disturbed, your an oppressed victim of The Man. Vote for me and I'll get you free goodies."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Innuendoes for Both Men and Women at the Outrage Outlet! at February 05, 2014 04:54 PM (hLRSq)


Yes, those free goodies you so rightly DESERVE and I'll get them for you NOW!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2014 12:56 PM (o3MSL)

148 38. Ah, the "voice of the working man"  must be so proud...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 05, 2014 12:56 PM (8QDIO)

149 And I say to you America, I will not be like the other Congresspeople you may know. Whereas they look at holding office merely as an opportunity to screw you , I think we need to completely reverse that paradigm. That's right America, elect me and you can finally live you life long dream of screwing your representative just as much as she screws you.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 05, 2014 12:56 PM (M3hAT)

150 Her entire career? *** Kind of jumps out at ya, doesn't it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 05, 2014 12:56 PM (DmNpO)

151 Ah, Sandra Fluke. The free birth control lobby's Cindy Sheehan.

Posted by: Furious George at February 05, 2014 12:56 PM (yFb77)

152 I think McCain's entering a whole new level of senility.

Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 12:56 PM (MMC8r)

153 California democrat party votes are so easily prostituted that a privileged white girl from whoknowswhere can win elections in Latino majority counties?

I laff.

Posted by: 13times at February 05, 2014 12:56 PM (fGPLK)

154 Parliament of Whores, indeed.

Posted by: jakeman at February 05, 2014 12:56 PM (vH4YP)

155 "Christian" Obama ___ Uh hem. That's Christ Obama to you peasant.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 05, 2014 12:57 PM (M3hAT)

156
The 26th District of the California State Senate includes West Hollywood, West Los Angeles, and Santa Monica.




I picture We-Ho voters recoiling in horror at the thought of the Flukie-nookie.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 05, 2014 12:57 PM (kdS6q)

157 Yikes : http://tinyurl.com/kg7625k

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2014 12:57 PM (38LLM)

158 Clay Aiken...Top Man.

Literally.


Posted by: dananjcon at February 05, 2014 12:57 PM (NpXoL)

159 I saw somewhere that Syrian Christians are reaching out to Russia for help. Boy the USA sure has slipped waaaay down the international power scale for that to happen. But hey we got a guy who grew up in muslim Indonesia who loves him some 'islamic call to prayer' so we got that going for us

Posted by: moron lifestyle at February 05, 2014 12:57 PM (F3rNE)

160 "My entire career has been devoted to the public interest, whether representing victims of human trafficking or advocating for working families"

Isn't about time she writes an autobiography of her fascinating life and experiences?   We are all sick of waiting.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 05, 2014 12:57 PM (Vv4Go)

161 The Diagnostic manual says there's nothing wrong with them. It's settled science.

Posted by: The APA at February 05, 2014 04:55 PM (aDwsi)


Well, since 52% of the population believe in that, it must be settled science (by consensus).

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 05, 2014 12:57 PM (o3MSL)

162 I guess Wendy Greuel said no way, she lost the LA Mayoral race dammit she has the right to a congressional seat of her choosing.

Posted by: Adam Smith's

Ted Lieu threw his hat in as well. So it's machine pol vs. machine pol.

Though somewhat interesting considering they are both fiscally 'conservative.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 05, 2014 12:58 PM (cxs6V)

163 Poor man want to get rich/ Rich man want to be king/And the king ain't satisfied/Til he rules over everything....Bruce Springsteen, "Badlands."

Posted by: JoeyBagels at February 05, 2014 12:58 PM (8QDIO)

164 To which I respond: Lulz!

Posted by: Soothsayer and the Cult Jam at February 05, 2014 12:58 PM (iwCB8)

165 Meghan McCain has met her intellectual match.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2014 12:58 PM (8ZskC)

166 So WaPost reports the warehouse housing the records archive of the Argentinian national bank burnt to the ground destroying all records. Appears to be obvious arson.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 05, 2014 12:59 PM (ZPrif)

167 >>...she needs to learn fast that she isn't anything to anybody. How can you say a cum dumpster isn't anything?

Posted by: Aviator at February 05, 2014 12:59 PM (DI+ja)

168 Pretty sure all the best slaves come from eastern europe these days . They're white so at least you won't hear anything negative from the naacp .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 05, 2014 12:59 PM (WK8VM)

169 barack had a career....and then he became potus, very inspiring

Posted by: runner at February 05, 2014 12:59 PM (yrk2K)

170 Pretty sure all the best slaves come from eastern europe these days . ___ The more things change..

Posted by: The Vikings at February 05, 2014 12:59 PM (M3hAT)

171 That 'toilet rules' sign? I have no idea what the lower right is supposed to indicate.

Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 01:00 PM (MMC8r)

172 Actually, that's a good slogan: Vote for Fluke -- she wants to service her state. lol

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 05, 2014 01:00 PM (NRYdU)

173

So WaPost reports the warehouse housing the records archive of the Argentinian national bank burnt to the ground destroying all records.

 

Ho Lee Fuk.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2014 01:00 PM (fsLdt)

174 Clay Aiken...Top Man. Literally. Posted by: dananjcon at February 05, 2014 04:57 PM (NpXoL) Just curious, speaking from experience? He could be at the bottom of the class, I suppose.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at February 05, 2014 01:00 PM (HVff2)

175 Posted by: dananjcon at February 05, 2014 04:57 PM (NpXoL)

I have the feeling that Clay is a catcher and not a pitcher.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at February 05, 2014 01:00 PM (LSDdO)

176 >>I saw somewhere that Syrian Christians are reaching out to Russia for help. I hope they reaching way past Sochi.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2014 01:00 PM (g1DWB)

177  Her father is a minister in some little town, at some little church in PA. I doubt she came from big money. I think she probably got scholarships.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 04:49 PM (7kkQJ)

 

 

------------------------------------------------------

 

 

Scholarships?   That slut?  I think we all know how she  paid for college.

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2014 01:00 PM (WLKl0)

178 Just curious, speaking from experience? He could be at the bottom of the class, I suppose. ___ Top, bottom, doesn't matter. I'll lick all comers.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 05, 2014 01:01 PM (M3hAT)

179 When you get right down to it, Fluke represents the worst elements of a prick and a cunt. Hence she is the first official "prunt."

Posted by: Gerard Van der leun at February 05, 2014 01:01 PM (cmkMu)

180 165 Meghan McCain has met her intellectual match. Now that would be fascinating debate.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2014 01:01 PM (BLAfs)

181 "The Business of America Is Human Trafficking"

Posted by: Fluke for Assembly Slogan Evaluation Committee at February 05, 2014 01:01 PM (8ZskC)

182 DMX to fight George Zimmerman in bizarre 'celebrity boxing match' and rapper promises to urinate on his face if he win
http://tinyurl.com/n4qssbk

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2014 01:01 PM (38LLM)

183 Somewhere in California people making a new hosurance ad have begun looking for a new star.

Posted by: Dbot1800 at February 05, 2014 01:01 PM (H0k3f)

184 What career?!  I thought she was a professional student.

Posted by: hmitchell3rd at February 05, 2014 01:02 PM (3YCXd)

185 I saw somewhere that Syrian Christians are reaching out to Russia for help. Boy the USA sure has slipped waaaay down the international power scale for that to happen. Posted by: moron lifestyle at February 05, 2014 04:57 PM I saw a quote by a Republican congressman. I believe it was "Our enemies no longer fear us, our allies no longer trust us".

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2014 01:02 PM (/o+xv)

186 From the reports: The data center was located in Buenos Aires, the capital of Argentina. Among the data stored there were several archives containing corporate and central bank records, a potentially huge loss that could have some surprisingly far reaching consequences. Just last month, for instance, the United States Supreme Court decided to hear a case on whether creditors could seek historic bank records from Argentina regarding the countryÂ’s default in 2001. Whether or not such files have now been destroyed is unknown. Such disasters are one of the things data storage companies like Iron Mountain try their hardest to prevent. The Buenos Aires facility even had a team of private firefighters at the facility. ThatÂ’s in addition to the sprinkler systems, and automatic containment mechanisms designed to stop fires from spreading through the building. All of those precautions, however, were apparently not enough.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 05, 2014 01:02 PM (ZPrif)

187 So THAT'S what Cristina was busy doing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at February 05, 2014 01:02 PM (LSDdO)

188 Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis, and Elizabeth Warren walk into a bar.
 
The bartender says "_______".

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2014 01:02 PM (wNF3N)

189 Is it still a bank if they have no records?

Posted by: Jonsie H. at February 05, 2014 01:02 PM (NYgyW)

190 Twitter is in the shitter. -10.87%

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 05, 2014 01:02 PM (6bMeY)

191 I like to slice a banana to put in my breakfast cereal

Posted by: kimoloka at February 05, 2014 01:03 PM (AB/W0)

192 has anyone thanked her for her career in public service/interest yet? I for one am very appreciative

Posted by: Chelsea Danger at February 05, 2014 01:03 PM (mHol2)

193 "My Only Regret Is That I Have But One Reputation To Give For My Country."

Posted by: Fluke for Assembly Slogan Evaluation Committee at February 05, 2014 01:03 PM (8ZskC)

194 From WaPo -- If the cause is found to be arson, it wouldnÂ’t be the first time for Boston-based Iron Mountain Inc., which manages, stores and protects information for more than 156,000 companies and organizations in 36 countries. Fire investigators blamed arson for blazes that destroyed its warehouses in New Jersey in 1997 and London in 2006, prompting rounds of legal claims over lost records.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 05, 2014 01:04 PM (ZPrif)

195 Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2014 05:02 PM (wNF3N)

"We don't serve your kind in here".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at February 05, 2014 01:04 PM (LSDdO)

196 I'm not even sure Zimmerman could beat Seymour Philip Hoffman boxing.

Posted by: Soothsayer and the Cult Jam at February 05, 2014 01:04 PM (iwCB8)

197 Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis, and Elizabeth Warren walk into a bar. The bartender says "_______". Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2014 05:02 PM (wNF3N) I wouldn't hit either one of you even if I had John McLames dick?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at February 05, 2014 01:04 PM (HVff2)

198 >>>196 TKO?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humantiarian at February 05, 2014 01:05 PM (HVff2)

199 I hope Saint Zimmerman brings his shooting irons.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 05, 2014 01:05 PM (6bMeY)

200 @189 - no, it's a contribution to the Argentine national balance sheet.

Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2014 01:05 PM (o+SC1)

201 I expected this as WaxmanÂ’s district has the big Hollywood studios who would want someone versed in tax law to ensure that the loopholes, tax breaks, and subsidies keep coming

No doubt she was told by CA Dem heads “start smaller”

Posted by: kbdabear at February 05, 2014 01:06 PM (aTXUx)

202 197 The fish market is across the street.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 05, 2014 01:06 PM (6bMeY)

203 109 Her entire career? - Professional victim. Posted by: WalrusRex at February 05, 2014 04:48 PM (XUKZU) *shakes head with seething hatred* Of course. There's nothing else.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 05, 2014 01:06 PM (gO9vU)

204 The bartender says absolutely nothing humorous at all.

Posted by: Furious George at February 05, 2014 01:06 PM (yFb77)

205 "We'll safely store your records. Until you don't want us to."

- Iron Mountain Inc. -

(or just before the first subpoena is served)

Do they grow bananas in Argentina?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at February 05, 2014 01:06 PM (LSDdO)

206 Dow closed at 15,440.23 FWIW.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2014 01:06 PM (xorT2)

207 I meant that my entire career has been devoted to the PUBIC interest.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 05, 2014 01:06 PM (AWmfW)

208

I guess we can wash our hands of Zimmerman at this point.

 

Good riddance.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2014 01:06 PM (fsLdt)

209

The whole goddamn thing was a media contrivance. From start to "finish", she is a media creation, and always will be.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Christies at February 05, 2014 01:07 PM (xggaJ)

210 I think we all know how she paid for college. Nope; I'm one of the "all" that doesn't know as I only know about her what I've been told by the MSM and conservative web sites-that is she's either a victim or a slut.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 01:07 PM (7kkQJ)

211 "We don't serve your kind in here".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at February 05, 2014 05:04 PM (LSDdO)


----


dammit.... beat me to it

Posted by: fixerupper at February 05, 2014 01:07 PM (nELVU)

212 When I said we needed a tunnel for the high-speed train route, I didn't mean...!

Posted by: California Train Engineer at February 05, 2014 01:07 PM (naUcP)

213 Hey. Anybody heard from Anita Hill lately?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at February 05, 2014 01:08 PM (LSDdO)

214 What's the point of this fight? I thought he was going to use the money to get out of debt but now I hear he is donating it to charity. And even 2 million is a lot less with taxes and he owes over 2 million. And the publicity will just make him a bigger target than he already is.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 05, 2014 01:09 PM (NRYdU)

215 Such disasters are one of the things data storage companies like Iron Mountain try their hardest to prevent. The Buenos Aires facility even had a team of private firefighters at the facility. ThatÂ’s in addition to the sprinkler systems, and automatic containment mechanisms designed to stop fires from spreading through the building. All of those precautions, however, were apparently not enough.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 05, 2014 05:02 PM (ZPrif)

 

 

--------------------------------------------------

 

 

*Dear Leader quietly reading this news and thinking......*

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2014 01:09 PM (WLKl0)

216 184 What career?! I thought she was a professional student. Posted by: hmitchell3rd at February 05, 2014 05:02 PM (3YCXd) For most Communists, that is a career.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 05, 2014 01:09 PM (gO9vU)

217 You remember Fluke (not pronounced as it's spelled), who is famous for being famous for staking out an extreme position in public?
Will she win? If she's running in one of the zanier zones of Granolia, fer sher!
What next for extreme positions?
How 'bout compulsory FGM/C for heterosexual Christian women?
How 'bout "decriminalizing" sex with minors?
Outrageous? Yes. Crazy? Yes. Nearly inevitable? Yes.

Posted by: Euthyphro T Jones at February 05, 2014 01:09 PM (1/4XQ)

218 So WaPost reports the warehouse housing the records archive of the Argentinian national bank burnt to the ground destroying all records. The only question is "Who is trying to cover up their crimes?" Answer: Everyone!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 05, 2014 01:10 PM (45N4D)

219 Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis, and Elizabeth Warren walk into a bar. The bartender says "_______"............Aren't you guys on the view?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2014 01:10 PM (/o+xv)

220 What's an FGM/C?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 01:11 PM (7kkQJ)

221 219 No need to pay debts. Argentina is solvent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 05, 2014 01:11 PM (6bMeY)

222 The bartender says, "What can I get you fellas?"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 05, 2014 01:11 PM (g4TxM)

223  I guess we can wash our hands of Zimmerman at this point.

Good riddance.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2014 05:06 PM (fsLdt)

 

 

---------------------------------------------------

 

 

Yup.  The last I saw of any common sense from him is when he shot Trakkyon.  Since then, I've seen nothing but stupidity.

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2014 01:11 PM (WLKl0)

224 Tune in next week, when Sandra decides to run for official condom dispenser for Northern California! She's past her expiration date. Out.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 05, 2014 01:11 PM (1Y+hH)

225 So ... twitter's first earning report didn't go so well.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at February 05, 2014 01:11 PM (ZPrif)

226 What a coinky dink!!!

Just when someone is looking to subpoena those records.

Poof!! All gone.

I gotta say Cristina is up there with the guys as far as being a conniving two faced cheating lying statist like they seem to have coming out of the walls in Y Medio and Sud America.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at February 05, 2014 01:12 PM (LSDdO)

227

What's an FGM/C?

 

Female you don't want to know.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2014 01:12 PM (fsLdt)

228 Someone needs to tell Sandra that passing around crabs doesn't qualify as "human trafficking".

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 05, 2014 01:12 PM (GrtrJ)

229 DMX to fight George Zimmerman in bizarre 'celebrity boxing match' and rapper promises to urinate on his face if he win http://tinyurl.com/n4qssbk Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2014 05:01 PM (38LLM) *facepalm* Just go away. What the fuck is wrong with people. Rhetorical. Definitely rhetorical.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at February 05, 2014 01:12 PM (gO9vU)

230 Zimmerman should move back to Peruvia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 05, 2014 01:13 PM (6bMeY)

231 The bartender says, "We don't serve wallbangers until after five."

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 05, 2014 01:15 PM (KQp38)

232 Someone needs to tell Sandra that passing around crabs doesn't qualify as "human trafficking". I got onto a lamp post once and directed students to my dorm room like a traffic cop. Is that human trafficking?

Posted by: S Fluke[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at February 05, 2014 01:15 PM (45N4D)

233 Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2014 05:11 PM (WLKl0)

Well, the first 2 incidents were because: WOMEN.

this other stuff is, I dunno, the guy is thrashing.

His life is OVER. He can NEVER live a normal life ever again. Not without some money so he can hide.

Put yourself in his place. Wouldn't you be freaking the eff out a bit and making some poorly thought out decisions?

And it don't help that the people around him are trying to use him/abuse him 24/7

Just spending his time waiting for the trial would've made him into a different person.

He's someone he doesn't know or understand.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at February 05, 2014 01:16 PM (LSDdO)

234 >>Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis, and Elizabeth Warren walk into a bar. The bartender says "_______". The whorehouse that had the help wanted ad is one floor up.

Posted by: Aviator at February 05, 2014 01:17 PM (DI+ja)

235 The Department of Homeland Security has issued a warning to U.S. and some foreign airlines traveling to Russia for the Olympic Games to be on the lookout for toothpaste containers, which some intelligence indicates may actually hold ingredients that could be used to construct a bomb aboard a plane, a senior U.S. official told ABC News. Ban all toothpaste! Let your teeth rot out. I'm seeing dollar signs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2014 01:17 PM (nzKvP)

236 Argentina bank records, hmm? Can't wait to hear the NPR version of events. /snicker

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 01:17 PM (KgN8K)

237 Good points, Bitter Clinger. I appreciate the empathy for him. I think he probably should go to Peru.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 01:18 PM (7kkQJ)

238 Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis, and Elizabeth Warren walk into a bar. The bartender says "_______"...........What will it be ladies? Sandy: I'll have a sex on the beach. Wendy: Bloody Mary please. Liz: A Salty Dog.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2014 01:19 PM (/o+xv)

239 Y'all heard about the court case in Canada a few years back.
Welfare recipient wanted Canada to pay for all his condoms-- 300 a month. They said no, he sued. Lost.
Judge said we'll specify you want the condoms for their intended purpose. We suggest that that is the reason you're on welfare.
What needs to change in Miss Fluke's life? They (the Dem.-Commies) already have an "Abortion Barby".

Posted by: Euthyphro T Jones at February 05, 2014 01:19 PM (1/4XQ)

240 The bartender says "_______". "You three just reminded me of why I don't vote for Democrats."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 01:19 PM (7kkQJ)

241 Me wantum fire water.

Posted by: Fauxcohontas at February 05, 2014 01:19 PM (6bMeY)

242 Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis, and Elizabeth Warren walk into a bar. The bartender says "_______"...........What will it be ladies? Sandy: I'll have a sex on the beach. Wendy: Bloody Mary please. Liz: A Salty Dog. Posted by: Minnfidel Annnnnnd Golf Clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2014 01:20 PM (xorT2)

243 I've decided to change the spelling of my name. Not the pronunciation, just the spelling.

Posted by: Lou Broke at February 05, 2014 01:20 PM (dfYL9)

244 BTW I think the world financial charade can only continue until someone breaks ranks. Possible that Argentina was about to?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 01:20 PM (KgN8K)

245 Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel is ordering US military leaders to put a renewed emphasis on moral behavior across the force following a series of ethical lapses that have included cheating scandals among the Navy and Air Force's nuclear missions. Pentagon press secretary Rear Admiral John Kirby said Hagel told the military and civilian leaders of the services in a meeting Wednesday that he wants the issue dealt with more urgently and wants updates on a regular basis. (AP) I see a powerpoint in my future

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2014 01:21 PM (nzKvP)

246 His life is OVER. He can NEVER live a normal life ever again. Not without some money so he can hide.

Put yourself in his place. Wouldn't you be freaking the eff out a bit and making some poorly thought out decisions?

And it don't help that the people around him are trying to use him/abuse him 24/7

Just spending his time waiting for the trial would've made him into a different person.

He's someone he doesn't know or understand.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (13th Level SoCon) at February 05, 2014 05:16 PM (LSDdO)

 

 

-----------------------------------------

 

 

I thought he'd already won a civil suit.   I'd still be moving out of the country.  There's no home for him here, unfortunately.

 

As a matter of fact, I'm a little shell-shocked myself with the direction this country is headed.  I might follow my own advice.

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2014 01:21 PM (WLKl0)

247 244 I've decided to change the spelling of my name. Not the pronunciation, just the spelling. Great idea!

Posted by: Andrew Luke at February 05, 2014 01:22 PM (dfYL9)

248 State Department spokeswoman Jan Psaki said that the attacks on Secretary of State John Kerry have continued, but that he "has a tough skin Well horses and Horses asses usually do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2014 01:22 PM (nzKvP)

249 Sandra is more like an angry rebound. Her initiation into the Senate will be epic.

Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2014 01:22 PM (UzPAd)

250 247 Yes, heed that voice.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 01:23 PM (KgN8K)

251 Us too!

Posted by: The Milwaukee Bukes at February 05, 2014 01:23 PM (g4TxM)

252 She's a collectivist, a Feminist, and a lawyer.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:23 PM (4YooD)

253 Well Zimzam will raise a lot of money for charity. Be funny if he kicked the guys ass.

Posted by: UWP at February 05, 2014 01:23 PM (2hQRj)

254 Kerry has tough skin because of Botox. It's like plastic now.

Posted by: Soothsayer and the Cult Jam at February 05, 2014 01:24 PM (iwCB8)

255 A Statist, a New-Age Communist, a Cultural Marxist.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:24 PM (4YooD)

256 Liz could have had a "Dirty White Mother". It's Brandy, Kaluha and Cream.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2014 01:24 PM (/o+xv)

257 A "contraception symbol."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:24 PM (4YooD)

258 A "sex worker."

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:24 PM (4YooD)

259 A politician.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:24 PM (4YooD)

260 Us too! Us too!

Posted by: Oregon Dukes at February 05, 2014 01:24 PM (dfYL9)

261 A Democrat womyn.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:25 PM (4YooD)

262 A 'Crat whore.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:25 PM (4YooD)

263 I just don't give a fuke.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 05, 2014 01:25 PM (6bMeY)

264 NOT logical.

Posted by: Spock at February 05, 2014 01:25 PM (dfYL9)

265 Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis, and Elizabeth Warren walk into a bar.

The bartender says "_______"... sorry, but the gang of fifty horny ex-cons just ran out the back.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2014 01:25 PM (wAQA5)

266 I saw a quote by a Republican congressman. I believe it was "Our enemies no longer fear us, our allies no longer trust us".

Yup. This is just like the Carter years. That malevolent little rodent toadied up to third world dictators, pissed off our allies, and effed up U.S. foreign policy beyond recognition.

And he did it all in one term.

I want America back. I

'm afraid I will not see it again in my lifetime.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 05, 2014 01:25 PM (I8YZX)

267 She'd make a better President than Hillary, but a worse one than Obama.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:26 PM (4YooD)

268 Say, if she is going to practice withdrawal, do we still have to buy her contraceptives?

"72 Her entire career. Really? 32 years old. An impressive career to be sure. WTF?"

She just graduated law school and passed the California Bar, so it's probably been like almost a whole year, you know.

Posted by: Adjoran at February 05, 2014 01:26 PM (QIQ6j)

269 264 I just don't give a fuke. Posted by: Boss Moss at February 05, 2014 05:25 PM (6bMeY) Thread winner.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 05, 2014 01:26 PM (dfYL9)

270 From the movie "The Rum Diary" (2011) (the depiction therein bearing a surprising resemblance to the Moron Lifestyle): "There's no such thing as a liberal. Your average liberal is a Commie with a college education, thinking negro thoughts."

Posted by: Euthyphro T Jones at February 05, 2014 01:27 PM (1/4XQ)

271 She represents Progress as postulated by Leftism.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:27 PM (4YooD)

272 A graduate of the Frankfurt School.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:27 PM (4YooD)

273 A role model to be emulated.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:28 PM (4YooD)

274 A Government wife.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:28 PM (4YooD)

275 John Kerry should be called Plastic Man.

Posted by: Soothsayer and the Cult Jam at February 05, 2014 01:28 PM (iwCB8)

276 the world financial system is worse than a charade, but Argentina is a delusional fascist looney-tune aberration which can't lead or survive on its own.


Their 'president' just got back from several months MIA; very strange place since The Default

Posted by: Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This at February 05, 2014 01:29 PM (omBWL)

277 And one day she will be President.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:30 PM (4YooD)

278 MUMR? Is there something you're trying to say?

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 05, 2014 01:30 PM (yz6yg)

279

Yup. This is just like the Carter years. That malevolent little rodent toadied up to third world dictators, pissed off our allies, and effed up U.S. foreign policy beyond recognition.

 

 

---------------------------------------------------

 

 

I lived through the Carter years too.  This is much worse than the Carter years.  The evil in this regime goes beyond any bounds I could have imagined.

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2014 01:30 PM (WLKl0)

280 Public office for the public orifice.

Posted by: Michael at February 05, 2014 01:31 PM (smKbx)

281 "279 MUMR? Is there something you're trying to say? Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 05, 2014 05:30 PM (yz6yg)" I heard she's a slut. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:31 PM (4YooD)

282 I lived through the Carter years too. This is much worse than the Carter years. The evil in this regime goes beyond any bounds I could have imagined. Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2014 05:30 PM (WLKl0) Ditto. Although, during the Carter years you didn't so much "live" as "exist."

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 05, 2014 01:31 PM (yz6yg)

283 @281 I spat out a mouthful of Schaefer's on the bar!

Posted by: Euthyphro T Jones at February 05, 2014 01:31 PM (1/4XQ)

284 Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis, and Elizabeth Warren walk into a bar. The bartender says "I got free condoms, a babysitter on staff, and I love Injuns. Let's have a three-way"

Posted by: kimoloka at February 05, 2014 01:31 PM (AB/W0)

285 I heard she's a slut. :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 05:31 PM (4YooD) That's what I was looking for. I knew you had it in you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 05, 2014 01:32 PM (yz6yg)

286 277 true but even hellholes harbor some uncomfortable truths, no? besides their own interests, who else might benefit?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 01:32 PM (KgN8K)

287 advocating = sitting around talk about shit

Posted by: Dang at February 05, 2014 01:32 PM (MNq6o)

288 I'm starting to think that the main asset for being a politician, in addition to a talent for lying, is shamelessness. Or maybe that's the same thing. This is also true at work. The lying that goes on in departmental meetings and corporate communications and on resumes is...well, I don't know what it is.

Posted by: Caliban at February 05, 2014 01:33 PM (DrC22)

289 "280 Yup. This is just like the Carter years. That malevolent little rodent toadied up to third world dictators, pissed off our allies, and effed up U.S. foreign policy beyond recognition. --------------------------------------------------- I lived through the Carter years too. This is much worse than the Carter years. The evil in this regime goes beyond any bounds I could have imagined. Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2014 05:30 PM (WLKl0)" Carter was one of the few Democrat Presidents who wasn't intentionally malevolent.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:33 PM (4YooD)

290 Maybe the California press will ask her why it's more important for birth control to be free than it is for other things like blood pressure medicine or anti-biotics. Or better yet, why the government has any legitimate role in pricing health care items. Sometimes I just crack myself up.

Posted by: Duke at February 05, 2014 01:34 PM (d3clc)

291 Sandra Fluke walks into a bar and it goes right into her vagina.

Posted by: Dang at February 05, 2014 01:34 PM (MNq6o)

292 Carter was one of the few Democrat Presidents who wasn't intentionally malevolent. True. However, "willfully incompetent" isn't exactly a sterling recommendation either.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 05, 2014 01:34 PM (yz6yg)

293 Carter was one of the few Democrat Presidents who wasn't intentionally malevolent.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 05:33 PM (4YooD)

Well, he's making up for it as an ex-president who is viciously anti-Semitic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2014 01:35 PM (QFxY5)

294 "286 I heard she's a slut. :-P Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 05:31 PM (4YooD) That's what I was looking for. I knew you had it in you. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 05, 2014 05:32 PM (yz6yg)" It was entrapment! I'm a victim! :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:35 PM (4YooD)

295 280 agree. Carter could at least have been excused as weak willed, spastic, and simply an idiot. Obama cannot be excused on any ground, he is evil.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 01:35 PM (KgN8K)

296 292 Sandra Fluke walks into a bar and it goes right into her vagina. Posted by: Dang at February 05, 2014 05:34 PM (MNq6o) Find my keys and we'll drive out...

Posted by: Fluke's Ex at February 05, 2014 01:35 PM (cYaNh)

297 Her lone qualification for the left is that Rush Limbaugh said something mean about her.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 05, 2014 01:35 PM (0jFxY)

298

@293 However, "willfully incompetent" isn't exactly a sterling recommendation either.

----------------

 

Carter's certainly been arrogant enough after leaving office to give Obama's ego a run for its money.

 

Posted by: junior at February 05, 2014 01:36 PM (UWFpX)

299 #5. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 04:31 PM (7kkQJ) Late to party. Read that as "Acorn pimp". Yeah. Several issues. 50+ eyes. And attitude. But that's on me. Then checked poster. Fenelon would never use pimps. Like the hymn history btw.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2014 01:36 PM (/djtm)

300 She's a 'Big Tent' Democrat. The tent is her labia.

Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 01:37 PM (MMC8r)

301 Find my keys and we'll drive out... Posted by: Fluke's Ex

Follow that Google car.

Posted by: Dang at February 05, 2014 01:37 PM (MNq6o)

302 Well,at least they didn't kill the dog. http://tinyurl.com/p93mj4q

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2014 01:37 PM (zqvg6)

303 Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis, and Elizabeth Warren walk into a bar.


Looks like the Village is missing two People.

Posted by: Fluke for Assembly Slogan Evaluation Committee at February 05, 2014 01:38 PM (8ZskC)

304 Get out the Scrote!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2014 01:38 PM (/o+xv)

305 I'm glad you like the hymn histories, Golfman. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2014 01:38 PM (7kkQJ)

306 golfman, when you hit 300 you're supposed to shout THIS IS SPARTA

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 01:39 PM (KgN8K)

307 What the hell happened when I was gone?

Posted by: polynikes at February 05, 2014 01:39 PM (m2CN7)

308 308 we made up some bar jokes?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 01:40 PM (KgN8K)

309 What the hell happened when I was gone?


They looted the Food King.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2014 01:40 PM (8ZskC)

310 I used to babysit Sandra and taught her how to make the trains run on time.

Posted by: Woody Allen at February 05, 2014 01:40 PM (7TvJ4)

311 The simple truth is she wouldn't be the stupidest, or least qualified Democrat, no matter what job she holds. She's a simplistic ideologue, a demagogue, and a propagandist tool, but she's no more shameful than Waxman was, just a few years fresher.

Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 01:40 PM (MMC8r)

312 Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 05:37 PM (MMC8r)

It's a friendly place...those tent flaps are never closed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2014 01:40 PM (QFxY5)

313 310 What the hell happened when I was gone? They looted the Food King. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 05, 2014 05:40 PM (8ZskC) Zimmerman's looking to go 2 for 2

Posted by: MikeH at February 05, 2014 01:41 PM (cYaNh)

314 "293 Carter was one of the few Democrat Presidents who wasn't intentionally malevolent. True. However, "willfully incompetent" isn't exactly a sterling recommendation either. Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 05, 2014 05:34 PM (yz6yg)" Fair enough. But Carter is as good as it gets when it comes to Democrats.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:41 PM (4YooD)

315 she's no more shameful than Waxman was, just a few years fresher. Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 05:40 PM (MMC8r) with smaller nostrils

Posted by: MikeH at February 05, 2014 01:42 PM (cYaNh)

316 @ 310 Cicero "They looted the Food King." Thank you! Best laugh I had this week. Haven't seen that movie in 20 years.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 05, 2014 01:42 PM (7TvJ4)

317 Just read something funny in the Breitbart comments section, about the journalist in Sochi who refused to take her assigned hotel room because of a "large amount of semen" on the sheets. Someone asked how did the journalist know it was semen. The answer: She recognized the taste.

Posted by: kimoloka at February 05, 2014 01:42 PM (AB/W0)

318 BREAKING : George Zimmerman promises "to take a shit on DMZ's soul" after he beats his ass : http://tinyurl.com/cfeu78f

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2014 01:43 PM (38LLM)

319 Zimmerman's looking to go 2 for 2 Posted by: MikeH

In his last fight Zimmerman only took one round to win it.

Posted by: Dang at February 05, 2014 01:43 PM (MNq6o)

320 Are y'all hungry for a fresh thread? I'm here now, so one should be forthcoming.

Posted by: shredded chi - cereal killer at February 05, 2014 01:43 PM (u8vcQ)

321 Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 05:35 PM (KgN8K) No disrespect. Oblamer is a puppet. The right gives him way too much credit. He has been surrounded by hippies that grew up. Not to mention the Iranian America hater.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2014 01:43 PM (/djtm)

322 "298 Her lone qualification for the left is that Rush Limbaugh said something mean about her. Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 05, 2014 05:35 PM (0jFxY)" That, and that she's a slut. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:43 PM (4YooD)

323
well she used all the key california words in there, enviro, health care, jobs, community.... so she should fit right in.


I would like to see an example of this 'representing victims of human trafficking' claim though.  No media will ask.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2014 01:43 PM (n0DEs)

324

What the hell , I can't resist.  

 

Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis, and Elizabeth Warren walk into a bar.

 

The bartender says , " sorry,  we  have  a  four  cunt  minimum"

Posted by: polynikes at February 05, 2014 01:44 PM (m2CN7)

325 Fair enough. But Carter is as good as it gets when it comes to Democrats. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 05:41 PM (4YooD) *ahem* Again. Another lukewarm recommendation. It's like saying the chylamydia is as good as it gets when it comes to STDs

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 05, 2014 01:44 PM (yz6yg)

326 she's no more shameful than Waxman was, just a few years fresher. Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 05:40 PM (MMC8r) with smaller nostrils Posted by: MikeH at February 05, 2014 05:42 PM .............And a bigger vagina.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2014 01:45 PM (/o+xv)

327 Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2014 05:43 PM (38LLM)

I will never learn.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2014 01:45 PM (QFxY5)

328 Taking a shit on someone's soul is pretty damned serious. That must rank up there with "fuck your grandma's corpse".

Posted by: fastfreefall at February 05, 2014 01:45 PM (CXeMr)

329 322 none taken. but know that its an excuse made for him. his orders, illegal all, are still his.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 01:45 PM (KgN8K)

330 "312 The simple truth is she wouldn't be the stupidest, or least qualified Democrat, no matter what job she holds. She's a simplistic ideologue, a demagogue, and a propagandist tool, but she's no more shameful than Waxman was, just a few years fresher. Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 05:40 PM (MMC8r)" And more doable. >.> <.< >.>

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:46 PM (4YooD)

331 Find my keys and we'll drive out... Posted by: Fluke's Ex at February 05, 2014 05:35 PM (cYaNh) Wow, I first heard that one about 40 years ago; dang I'm old.

Posted by: Duke at February 05, 2014 01:46 PM (d3clc)

332 i took a shit on someone's funk once, but never their soul.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 01:47 PM (KgN8K)

333 Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 05:39 PM (KgN8K) Dammit. I'm still learning. Thx bigby's.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2014 01:47 PM (/djtm)

334
In his last fight Zimmerman only took one round to win it.


==========

Well done,sir!  Well done indeed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 05, 2014 01:47 PM (o9Rp5)

335 "326 Fair enough. But Carter is as good as it gets when it comes to Democrats. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 05:41 PM (4YooD) *ahem* Again. Another lukewarm recommendation. It's like saying the chylamydia is as good as it gets when it comes to STDs Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 05, 2014 05:44 PM (yz6yg)" <.< >.> <.<

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:49 PM (4YooD)

336 "327 she's no more shameful than Waxman was, just a few years fresher. Posted by: --- at February 05, 2014 05:40 PM (MMC8r) with smaller nostrils Posted by: MikeH at February 05, 2014 05:42 PM .............And a bigger vagina. Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2014 05:45 PM (/o+xv)" Yes, but what about "nasal?"

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 05, 2014 01:50 PM (4YooD)

337 330 Roger that. Wear the crown. Do the time. Err. I don't think that is quite right but fits somehow.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at February 05, 2014 01:50 PM (/djtm)

338 Just got back from WZ.  Their news is no better than what we have here.

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2014 01:50 PM (WLKl0)

339 I'm trying to decide which orifice is larger, Waxman's nostrils or Fluke's Vajayjay. You just know you'd have to strap a 2x4 to your ass to keep from falling into either one.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 05, 2014 01:51 PM (V40IZ)

340 I lived through the Carter years too. This is much worse than the Carter years. The evil in this regime goes beyond any bounds I could have imagined. Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2014 05:30 PM (WLKl0)" ___________ I had just turned nine when Carter I office. Somehow, I remember it well (Navy Chief Dad?). I think Carter was merely an incompetent tool. THIS administration is malevolent, vindictive, evil and corrupt. So much worse than anything in recent history. Chicago Jesus will go down in history as The. Worst. President. Ever.

Posted by: shredded chi - cereal killer at February 05, 2014 01:51 PM (u8vcQ)

341 damn it looks bad out

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 01:51 PM (KgN8K)

342 Kate Upton Slow Motion Bouncing Boobs Compilation


http://tinyurl.com/nxy4ksw

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2014 01:51 PM (38LLM)

343 Nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2014 01:52 PM (xorT2)

344 Sorry Chi, I think it's going to depend on who writes the history.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at February 05, 2014 01:52 PM (V40IZ)

345 Wendy Davis and and Elizabeth Warren walk into Sandra Fluke's vagina.

Wendy Davis looks around an says, "Jeez, it's dead in here."

Wendy Davis and Elizabeth Warren high five each other.

Posted by: Dang at February 05, 2014 01:53 PM (MNq6o)

346 341 see that's where i disagree. Obama will be remembered with undeserved fondness and disappointment in how things turned out. it's part of the MSM whitewash

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 01:54 PM (KgN8K)

347  damn it looks bad out

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at February 05, 2014 05:51 PM (KgN8K)

 

 

------------------------------------------

 

 

Colder than  a tin tit in  the  Yukon here in OKC.  16 and it ain't going any higher.  Maybe snow tonight.

Posted by: Soona at February 05, 2014 01:54 PM (WLKl0)

348 "Sandra Fluke, Wendy Davis, and Elizabeth Warren walk into a bar.

The bartender says , " sorry, we have a four cunt minimum"

So Liz ran out to the parking lot to retrieve Dianne Sawyer whom they left in the back seat of the minivan happily sippin' on some gin and juice.

Posted by: Lot Attendant at February 05, 2014 01:56 PM (wpLq+)

349 So Fluke finally discovered the pull-out method?

Took her long enough.

Posted by: Thatch at February 05, 2014 01:56 PM (qYvEa)

350 344 Nood _______ And........right on cue. Willow has nothing on me. 345 Sorry Chi, I think it's going to depend on who writes the history __________ Sadly, it won't be us. But I still hold out a little hope that the JEF will be so bad in the next few years, we have a fighting chance. I know, I know...

Posted by: shredded chi - cereal killer at February 05, 2014 01:59 PM (u8vcQ)

351 Slump buster??? I haven't seen Sandra in decades!

Posted by: Buster Hymen at February 05, 2014 02:03 PM (LLfr9)

352 damn it looks bad out
That's what I said!

Posted by: Buster Hymen at February 05, 2014 02:04 PM (LLfr9)

353 Sandra Fluke is a native of Saxton, Pennsylvania, and graduated from Pennsylvania's Tussey Mountain Junior/Senior High School in 1999.[10] In 2003, Fluke graduated from Cornell University with a major in Feminist, Gender & Sexuality Studies.[11] bwhahahahahahahahahah my entire career gasp bwhahahahahahahahhah

Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2014 02:05 PM (zOTsN)

354 She received her Juris Doctor degree, cum laude, from Georgetown in 2012. She passed the California Bar in July 2012, and was admitted to the California Bar on December 11, 2012. bwhahahahah

Posted by: thunderb at February 05, 2014 02:08 PM (zOTsN)

355 Entire career devoted to the public interest . . . Merging of joke streams Politician/Prostitute Total ironic reversal

Posted by: simplemind at February 05, 2014 02:21 PM (hTeQK)

356 he received her Juris Doctor degree, cum laude, from Georgetown in 2012. She passed the California Bar in July 2012, and was admitted to the California Bar on December 11, 2012.


Bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Little party hor with roll out paper at February 05, 2014 02:24 PM (MNq6o)

357 Somebody told Fluke she was getting ahead of herself. The congressional seat was already spoken for by some other LA tw_____t, so Sandra will have to sit in Sacramento for a while and THEN run for Congress.

Posted by: Lowell at February 05, 2014 03:18 PM (oSMxT)

358 Sandra Fluke is a stuttering cluster-slut of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Bobby K at February 05, 2014 03:34 PM (ua3Q4)

359 Slumpbuster or cumdumpster, you decide.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 05, 2014 04:18 PM (Y92Nd)

360 Scary thought: What if Sandra Fluke hooked up with Pajama Boy?

Posted by: Irving Washington at February 05, 2014 04:21 PM (M3QBc)

361 wait, that fluke bitch is in LA?  she's running for state senate HERE?  sadly, she will probably be a shoe-in.  it's like a game of musical chairs out here.  utterly disgusting.

and, whoa, they arrested a firefighter for parking his firetruck in the wrong place?  did not click (yet) but gotta wonder if this was also in the land of the fruits and nuts.

can't we just let it burn?

Posted by: Peaches at February 05, 2014 04:28 PM (8lmkt)

362 oh, sorry, thought it was all the same thread.  my bad.

Posted by: Peaches at February 05, 2014 04:29 PM (8lmkt)

363 Her entire career?
================

She's been busy screwing people in the private industry and now plans to branch out to the general public.

Posted by: physics geek at February 06, 2014 04:13 AM (MT22W)

364 Her entire career? Why not? Sherrod Brown ran for State Rep. Right out of high school and has yet to have an honest job. Got him into the Senate.

Posted by: Yesiamapirate at February 06, 2014 08:10 PM (f9kXD)

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