Week 6.

Have at it (the games, that is).

Posted by: DrewM at 10:27 AM | Comments (42)
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Very nice.

Is it any wonder Barry's ego is so swollen?

Posted by: LauraW at 07:06 AM | Comments (109)
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Hey, it's just as good as Halloween dog pics.

I'll start it off....

Obama sucks the

Huge hairy donkey dick but

We could be fucked, still

Posted by: Open Blog at 08:08 PM | Comments (445)
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The Greatest. Orator. Evah! discusses his decision making process with regard to . . . pie.

“We decided to stop at a diner because I was hungry and I decided I wanted some pie (1). Pie (2). That’s what I wanted.”

At which point, as usual, someone in the crowd listening offered some pie of their own.

“You make pie(3)?” Obama asked? “What kind of pie (4) you make? Sweet potato pie (5)? I like sweet potato pie (6). I’m thinking of having a sweet potato pie (7) here in Philadelphia? Because I’ve heard a lot of people are saying they can make sweet potato pie ( . I’ll put it up against my mother in laws sweet potato pie (9). Alright, you give up? Nah. You. So anyway they did not have sweet potato pie (10) in South OH. So I had coconut cream pie (11). The governor of OH he had lemon meringue pie (12). So we ordered our pie (13)and I decide that I’m going to take a picture with the wait staff.”

It was at this point that he had matched his record. Had he stopped here, it certainly would have been impressiveÂ…yet not historic. I would like to say the crowd stood silent waiting to see if he would break the record, thrilled to say they witnessed someone reach pie immortality. But the truth is, they might have been silent out of concern. How much pie can one person take? Nevertheless, the record was within reach. And Obama continued:

“Just as we were finished taking the picture and the owner comes out, with our pie (14). So I take my pie (15).”

What cracks me up about this quote isn't so much the multitudinous references to something as ridiculous as pie, but how Obama has to make eating pie into such a BOLD display of LEADERSHIP.

Check out the first paragraph:

"We decided....I decided...I'm the one who wanted pie!"

The second paragraph:

"I decide I'm going to take a picture with the wait staff."

The final paragragh:

"I take my pie."

You know what these decisive acts of clear, focused leadership will translate to tomorrow?

Obama's entire resume of executive experience.

Pie you can believe in. Obama 2008!

UPDATE: Michelle Obama likes her some pie too. Her favorite kind? Yours.

"The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more."

Hope and Change and Pie! Without the pie. Or the hope of having any.

Posted by: Jack M. at 07:23 PM | Comments (141)
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I agree with Andrew Sullivan: Full disclosure.

Let's see this banished staffer's work records, pay stubs, and travel schedules. With an eye to seeing how those travel schedules may match up with The One's.

I'm a journalist. It's my duty to demand these answers. And I'll never stop.

Posted by: Ace at 07:15 PM | Comments (44)
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It was just on. Amazing. And yet John McCain thinks it's best to avoid the issue.

It rebroadcasts tonight at 11 pm Eastern/2 am Pacific.

Posted by: Ace at 06:18 PM | Comments (46)
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A repost. And maybe a preview of this blog's new direction, as I post nothing but LOLcats and animal combat videos.

Posted by: Ace at 05:27 PM | Comments (36)
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The show about alien lizards who look like human beings, fought by Mark Singer, a human being who looked like an alien lizard.

Is back.

Yayyy.

Hated it when it was on.

2009 is really shaping up to be a barnburner of a year.

Thanks to Slublog.

Come on, Slublog, it's racist, dangerous, and dishonorable to suggest that Obama is a reptilian space alien.

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM | Comments (45)
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Unbelievable.

Would be wonderful if we had a candidate who could lower himself to attack a man who's fucking calling him a racist.

Thanks to Manuel.

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM | Comments (87)
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...where Sarah Palin dropped the opening puck.

Boos from the upper deck early, quickly drowned out by cheers - overall positive reception. Patriotic music blaring throughout, presumably to drown out boos. Piper was stylin' in a tiny Flyers jersey.

From Dave R.

Posted by: Ace at 03:35 PM | Comments (78)
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