Eh, after this, I think I'm all Kristined out. The New York Post has a glamor shoot with her.

It's odd that this girl always looks different in every damn picture I see of her.

I guess this is what she really looks like. She's cute, but cute in that normal-girl sort of way. If you knew her in real life she would be cute. Compared to pin-up queens and movie stars and what would expect $4300 call girls to look like, she's... well, cute in a normal-girl way.

Incidentally, for any one suggesting she looked "mannish" or has a "tranny vibe," check out the unfortunate fold in the shorts in picture five.

Moderate content warning. No nudity but full-on cheesecake.

Thanks to DJ.

Oh: If you want to just get a quick look, picture 7 shows as much skin as you're going to get and also has a no duh caption.

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I was torn between this one and the Hot Nazi Lady from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. This one is 40% dorkier, so this wins.

Cthulhu's Villainous Flow Chart

Other good ones include the Villain From Roadhouse (Ben Gazzara?) and George Frickin' Lucas.

More of this silliness at Cracked, through a short detour at Double Plus Undead.

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No retroactive protection for telecoms. Bush promises to veto this version.

As Joe Gideon would put it, "It's show-time"!

(no link, I was watching it on CNN) Link

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Jewsillade?

Rot in hell motherfucker.

Enjoy your virgins: 72 horny mentally-challenged men with spiked cocks and an anal obsession.

Interesting that Israel apparently already knew this guy and knew how to get to him.

Something to bear in mind next time the BBC reports an "unprovoked" attack on terrorist monsters. When you don't launch "unprovoked" attacks on terrorist monsters, within a few months those non-provoked terrorists kill a dozen people.

Each one of these bastards is a murderer not by trade, like a Mafia thug, but by avocation, like a priest. They are walking death and each one of them suffered to live represents the deaths of one or even ten people.

Unprovoked attack?

No. Just exterminating diseased death-carrying vermin. It's not unprovoked. It's just prudence.

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This seems pretty serious.

The Federal Reserve invoked a rarely used Depression-era procedure Friday to bolster troubled Bear Stearns Cos. and said it will provide even more help to combat a serious credit crisis.

The action won praise from the administration, with President Bush saying that Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke was "doing a good job under tough circumstances."

The Fed announcement came in a brief two-sentence statement that was issued as stocks were plunging on Wall Street over worries that a plan to ease a liquidity crisis at Bear Stearns Cos. might not work. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, delivering a speech later Friday, told a housing group he had had a "busy morning." He did not elaborate on the Fed's action regarding Bear Stearns.

"The Federal Reserve is monitoring market developments closely and will continue to provide liquidity as necessary to promote the orderly functioning of the financial system," the board said in its statement. It said members had voted unanimously to approve the arrangement, announced by JP Morgan Chase and Bear Stearns earlier.

Delivering a speech on the economy in New York, Bush voiced confidence in the Fed's actions to aggressively cut interest rates and the Fed announcement last week that it would supply up to $200 billion in loans to cash-strapped financial institutions.

"It was a strong action by the Fed and they did so because some financial institutions that borrowed money to buy securities in the housing industry must now repair their balance sheets before they can make further loans," Bush said. "Today's actions are fasting moving, but the chairman of the Federal Reserve and the secretary of the treasury are on top of them and will take the appropriate steps to promote stability in our markets."

I would put up the opposite of cowbell but everyone freaked at that naked Hillary photoshop Slublog did.

Drudge has all sorts of red-letter terrible news above the headline.

Thanks to jdub.

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Sorry, just linking.

Allah says enough for me.

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News of the Weird. Funny, unless you were one of the poor bastards who missed a connecting flight because of the rodent hunt.

Couldn't they get one of those TSA jackasses to stop patting down 86-year old grandmothers long enough to come out to the plane and smash the frickin' rodent with a shoe or something?

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Is this schtick still funny?

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Nifty video linked by Tim Blair:

These two guys reared this lion from a baby in England but the authorities would not allow them to keep it once it reached maturity so they were forced to give it up. They took it back to Africa and placed it in a wildlife sanctuary, a year later they went to see it and were told it would not remember them.

The vintage hair in the video is giving me a flashback to childhood.

Please click through and see the video. Please.

You must click through and see the video.

I swear to God, if you morons don't stop what you're doing and click through right now, I will stop this blog right here and paddle your ass in front of all this traffic.

Uhm. Sorry. Flashback.

Thanks to Spongeworthy.

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Better and better:

Concluding, Mr. Wright said: “We started the AIDS virus . . . We are only able to maintain our level of living by making sure that Third World people live in grinding poverty. . . .”

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