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March 01, 2012

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— Ace

I'll have a few on your behalf.

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM | Comments (147)
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1 Do you need birth control to suck cock? I didn't know.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 01, 2012 09:57 AM (Qxdfp)

2 Everything is kinda meh today.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 01, 2012 09:57 AM (lVGED)

3 mandatory "free" infertility treatment - coming soon hell it's already bankrupting most of our states, why not drag the sensible states into it?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 01, 2012 09:58 AM (SB0V2)

4 it's worse than meh

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 01, 2012 09:59 AM (SB0V2)

5 So, smart university women pay 10x the cost of birth control ???

sweet jesus - it's like saying "I'm going broke on coffee" and finding out they will only drink Starbucks.

Sweetie - you're a dumbass.
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 01, 2012 09:59 AM (h6mPj)

6 A reconceptualization.

Posted by: toby928© at March 01, 2012 10:00 AM (GTbGH)

7 What law student has time for sex?

Posted by: real joe at March 01, 2012 10:00 AM (EFS7w)

8 And, of course, liberals are rejoicing that Republicans have failed in their attempt to infringe upon women's rights. Cause you know how much we talk about that around here. Yeah, that was our goal.

Ugh. This just frustrates me so much. If defending your own political positions requires you to lie over and over again about what your opponent believes, requires that you never actually confront the arguments Republicans are making, maybe you ought to think long and hard about just how justified your beliefs really are.

The left is one big logical fallacy.

Posted by: longerthoughts at March 01, 2012 10:00 AM (CVVLU)

9 "Game Change We Can Believe In" http://tinyurl.com/77qhg6j

Posted by: tinsley at March 01, 2012 10:01 AM (oZfic)

10 YAY!!!! double post!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at March 01, 2012 10:01 AM (UK9cE)

11 >>7 What law student has time for sex?

The ones who are whores.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 01, 2012 10:02 AM (lVGED)

12 I choose to believe Andrew Breitbart is still reading the comments here, so be on your most moronic behavior.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 10:02 AM (T0NGe)

13 I propose we eliminate any accommodation for Conscientious Objectors in our military.

I mean, Equal Protection folks.

Posted by: vinman at March 01, 2012 10:03 AM (nEvyg)

Remember, a woman has the right to be a slut. If we don't accept this, we're taking away her rights.

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BUT now it's not enough to accept a woman can be a slut, we must condone it, or we're a hater and are taking away her rights

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BUT now, it's also not enough to accept and condone a woman has the right to be a slut (YES!), but WE must pay for her to protect herself from HER actions of being a slut, or we're taking away her rights. How dare we hold HER accountable!

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Am I interpreting liberal arguement correctly?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at March 01, 2012 10:03 AM (TJ8HB)

15 I choose to believe Andrew Breitbart is still reading the comments here

Everywhere in Heaven get five bars.

Posted by: toby928© at March 01, 2012 10:03 AM (GTbGH)

16 What law student has time for sex?

You are not under the impression that law school is difficult, are you?

Your grades are wholly determined by the following annual question:
Did the tuition check clear?

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 10:03 AM (T0NGe)

What law student has time for sex?

In my class? an 'A' student.

Posted by: Law Prof. at March 01, 2012 10:04 AM (wxh1z)

18 >>>>8 The left is one big logical phallusy. Posted by: longerthoughts at March 01, 2012 02:00 PM (CVVLU) There...better.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 01, 2012 10:04 AM (99eo4)

19 The UN is demanding the troops responsible for the burning of the muzztards' "holy book" be put on trial.

*seething anger*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2012 10:05 AM (UOM48)

20 Having sex is a choice. That decision comes with certain risks. The main risk is pregnancy with there being a multitude of side risks that go along with it.

O'bumblefuck needs to clarify why I need to pay for someone else's decision to take that risk. I mean, we're too stupid to understand ObamaCare the way he explains it, so he needs to speak "right down to earth in a language we can easily understand."

Posted by: © Sponge at March 01, 2012 10:05 AM (UK9cE)

21 Long story short. I pay lots of money into my BS medical coverage. My issue was infertility. All out of pocket in addition to the money I paid monthly that I never saw a return on. If I needed BC or an abortion it would have been covered. I also pay property taxes for schools that I will never have children to attend. I am beyond sick of the assholes in this country that are too stupid to breed.

Posted by: osoloco at March 01, 2012 10:05 AM (FRZGg)

22 The senate is like a thousand ticks under my skin, growing bloated on my blood while threatening my life.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 01, 2012 10:05 AM (ZtwUX)

23 President Obama is a Stuttering Clusterf*ck Of A Miserable Tyrant

Posted by: BigGator5 at March 01, 2012 10:06 AM (k/jYM)

Apparently Olympia Snowe got a call from history. I know we get caught up in the undefinable [RINOs] but IIRC Obamacare could have been killed in committee but for her vote to set it free. And if Maine wants to elect douches, then we need to pick up a seat in another state. I know: easily said.

WWBD?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at March 01, 2012 10:06 AM (qwK3S)

When Tim Russert died it was all Russert all day, every day 24/7. Andrew Breitbart dies and already he's down the page.

Of course he is. Our Tim Russert, our Walter Cronkite, our Edward R. Norrow dies and of course we move on. That's what we do. We're conservatives. We're so much better than them.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at March 01, 2012 10:06 AM (4zKCA)

26 You are not under the impression that law school is difficult, are you?
Your grades are wholly determined by the following annual question:
Did the tuition check clear?

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 02:03 PM (T0NGe)

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I graduated, though it was over 30 years ago. Maybe it's different now. It was no picnic. I didn't read a newspaper book or magazine during the school year. And I knew guys whose tuition checks cleared but they still flunked out.

Posted by: real joe at March 01, 2012 10:06 AM (EFS7w)

27 I am beyond sick of the assholes in this country that are too stupid to breed.

Posted by: osoloco at March 01, 2012 02:05 PM (FRZGg)

The problem is the breed all too well.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2012 10:06 AM (1Jaio)

28 What law student has time for sex?

Dr Spank: "The ones who are whores."

So, all of them then?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 01, 2012 10:07 AM (eHIJJ)

29
Nice to see that King Ewok's grief doesn't get in the way of the traditional Ace double-posting of the cob-loggers.

Breitbart would be proud, and I can just see him laughing along with us.....although methinks he'd take issue with the harp music in the hereafter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2012 10:08 AM (XCHGh)

30 As Rush pointed out today, this is the hill the left has decided to fight their battle on Obamacare over. Not cancer, HIV, diabetes...but taxpayer subsidized boning.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 01, 2012 10:08 AM (99eo4)

31 F'ing Snowe. Bitch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk, remembering AB, RIP at March 01, 2012 10:08 AM (r+9M6)

32 In every stage of these Oppressions we have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble Terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated Injury. A Prince, whose Character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the Ruler of a free People.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2012 10:09 AM (ZKzrr)

33 And I knew guys whose tuition checks cleared but they still flunked out.

Harvard has a 97% graduation rate. I know this because they brag about it. Yale has no grades whatsoever.

Also, no math.

What happened to the days of Lincoln and Coolidge where you could practice law without a 3-year degree? (Three years? and you still aren't prepared for the bar exam?)

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 10:09 AM (T0NGe)

34 What's wrong with this blog?

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 01, 2012 10:09 AM (ZtwUX)

35 Ahh, a double post. In these trying times it's comforting to know that some traditions endure.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at March 01, 2012 10:12 AM (iYwUw)

36 can i has some tars and feathers now....

Posted by: Rob in Katy at March 01, 2012 10:13 AM (gdGJ1)

37 OK, who broke the blog?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2012 10:13 AM (Y+DPZ)

38 BUT now, it's also not enough to accept and condone a woman has the right to be a slut (YES!), but WE must pay for her to protect herself from HER actions of being a slut, or we're taking away her rights. How dare wehold HER accountable! Am I interpretingliberal arguement correctly?Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger

The Left is playing in serious through-the-looking glass territory now. Almost every one of their current position is lunatic; the wealthy do not create jobs, unemployment payments stimulate the economy, dumping tax money into 'green' companies is productive, the Obaminstration isn't depressing energy production, etc. Think of everything that emanates from Pelosi's piehole.

They've completed the loop on the concept of rights; those that were considered negative rights (what the Federal government is forbidden to trample on, ) to the current set of positive rights (what the Fed must provide.) Hence the irrational stance that refusing to provide something is now an offense.

The Left want to fight us in Neverneverland because there are no rules and reason cannot be applied. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Welcome to 1984 forever.

Posted by: weft cut notem [/i] at March 01, 2012 10:17 AM (dxTxt)

39 Test......to see which thread this shows up in.

Posted by: wheatie at March 01, 2012 10:31 AM (UOOK1)

40 >>>1 Do you need birth control to suck cock? I didn't know. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 01, 2012 01:57 PM (Qxdfp) FUCK...that is an ethical dilemma... I might have to support Obamacare now...

Posted by: El Kabong at March 01, 2012 12:10 PM (99eo4)

41 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 01, 2012 12:13 PM (8y9MW)

42 I'll have a few on your behalf.

Thanks, ace. But don't go too overboard.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 01, 2012 12:13 PM (8y9MW)

43 Whoa. Deja vu all over again.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2012 12:13 PM (ZKzrr)

Everywhere in Heaven get five bars

Not if he has Sprint, 3 if he's lucky...

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at March 01, 2012 12:14 PM (oW269)

45 Thanks for having a drink for us, ace. Been on the wagon for a while, so have two for me in memory of AB. What a suck-ass day.

Posted by: joncelli at March 01, 2012 12:15 PM (+MbqG)

46 Please tell me this is a Jordan-free thread. Since it's an open thread I'll repost my little tribute to the man. http://flic.kr/p/bzEtVa

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 01, 2012 12:16 PM (4136b)

47 A drink and some bacon I think.

Posted by: blaster at March 01, 2012 12:17 PM (7vSU0)

48
Oh quit bitchin' members of the proletariat. Every female is entitled to your paying for the care and feeding of their cooter. It's called Cooter Justice, so get used to it.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 01, 2012 12:17 PM (TkGkA)

49 go arpaio!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2012 12:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

50 I've seen this thread before ...

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at March 01, 2012 12:19 PM (bjRNS)

51
No need to have one for me as I intend to attend to that myself, but I will lift a glass toward you to honor AB.

Also I would go over to the various "Big" sites and read but never commented there or thanked AB for his work, so as not to let that go by again, let me say thanks Ace for your blog and putting up with us morons.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk, remembering AB, RIP at March 01, 2012 12:20 PM (r+9M6)

52 These posts look familiar.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 01, 2012 12:20 PM (UK9cE)

53 We have ashes. Where's the phoenix?

Posted by: Grant S at March 01, 2012 12:20 PM (dsCnE)

54 And be careful, ace.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2012 12:20 PM (ZKzrr)

55 I can't tell you how in the mood for fighters I am right now. Our media types, our bloggers, our Hollywood and entertainment people, and our politicians. I'll vote for whatever Republican goes Full Breitbart.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 01, 2012 12:21 PM (tsC/8)

Still stunned by the passing of Breitbart. .....Dazed, I guess. ....It's similar to the feeling on the day of 9/11.

It's like there has been an interruption in the space-time continuum.

Posted by: wheatie at March 01, 2012 12:21 PM (UOOK1)

57 Liberals insist on being protected from the consequences of their actions

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2012 12:22 PM (8sCoq)

58 56 Still stunned by the passing of Breitbart. .....Dazed, I guess. ....It's similar to the feeling on the day of 9/11. big deal, not like that at all.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2012 12:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

59 I quit drinking during the week, so I'll have to wait till tomorrow night to toast, but I will do it.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 01, 2012 12:22 PM (UK9cE)

RIP Andrew

On a happier note, Sheriff Arpaio says there's probable cause to beleive that the birth certificate and draft registration of SCOAMF are forgeries and fraudulent, with a nice video tape presentation, to boot!

Posted by: MoeRon at March 01, 2012 12:22 PM (yWDpP)

61 What law student has time for sex?

Posted by: real joe at March 01, 2012 02:00 PM (EFS7w)

The ones who are smart enough to buy the canned briefs?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 01, 2012 12:22 PM (mP3uM)

62 >Still stunned by the passing of Breitbart. .....Dazed, I guess. ....It's similar to the feeling on the day of 9/11.

No, it's not.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2012 12:23 PM (8sCoq)

63 I lost my Dad last July and his Mom, my Grandma last December. I am really surprised how hard today has been.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 01, 2012 12:23 PM (C2//T)

64 Steelers release Heinz Ward

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2012 12:23 PM (8sCoq)

65 Remember, a woman has the right to be a slut. If we don't accept this, we're taking away her rights.
------------------------
BUT now it's not enough to accept a woman can be a slut, we must condone it, or we're a hater and are taking away her rights
------------------
BUT now, it's also not enough to accept and condone a woman has the right to be a slut (YES!), but WE must pay for her to protect herself from HER actions of being a slut, or we're taking away her rights. How dare wehold HER accountable!
--------------------------
Am I interpretingliberal arguement correctly?

****

[whispering]Yes, but you're not supposed to say it out loud because then it sounds stupid.[/whispering]

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 01, 2012 12:24 PM (Hx5uv)

66 Steelers release Heinz Ward Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2012 04:23 PM (8sCoq) ----------------------------------------------------- Seriously?

Posted by: Daniel Snyder at March 01, 2012 12:24 PM (jucos)

67 1 Do you need birth control to suck cock? I didn't know.
[br[br] When done properly, the latter negates the need for the former.

Posted by: wooga at March 01, 2012 12:24 PM (vjyZP)

68 Headline 1: Department of Agriculture is "pleased" to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever: 46 million Americans presently on food stamps, up 74% since 2007 Headline 2: The National Park Service is starting an advertising campaign to ask visitors to refrain from feeding the animals because "the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves".

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 01, 2012 12:24 PM (4136b)

69 FOAD trolls.

Posted by: logprof at March 01, 2012 12:25 PM (CE2wR)

66 Steelers release Heinz Ward

What an odd way to say you used a knife to get ketchup out of the bottle.

Posted by: wooga at March 01, 2012 12:25 PM (vjyZP)

71 1 Do you need birth control to suck cock? I didn't know.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 01, 2012 01:57 PM (Qxdfp)

Hasn't really been an obstacle for me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 01, 2012 12:25 PM (v+QvA)

72 The blog Jalopnik recently did a story about the cars in the student parking lots at GWU- they took one photo of maybe a dozen cars and estimated the total value at excess of $1M US dollars

it's hard to believe these people need help buying birth control pills

in fact, I don't believe it

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2012 12:26 PM (8sCoq)

73 Headline 1: Department of Agriculture is "pleased" to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever: 46 million Americans presently on food stamps, up 74% since 2007 Headline 2: The National Park Service is starting an advertising campaign to ask visitors to refrain from feeding the animals because "the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves". Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at March 01, 2012 04:24 PM (4136b) --------------------------------------------------- It's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 01, 2012 12:26 PM (jucos)

74 So, smart university women pay 10x the cost of birth control ???

***

They probably get the venti low cal soy mocha with diet whip birth control pills at Starfucks.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 01, 2012 12:26 PM (Hx5uv)

75 Do you suppose Heaven gets our election results? Everybody that is ABO better vote. I wouldn't want Breitbart pissed at me, even from Heaven.

Posted by: Retread at March 01, 2012 12:26 PM (joSBv)

76 ward's a free agent

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2012 12:27 PM (8sCoq)

77 Just got an email from the Newt campaign (well nationalconservativealliance.net but whatever). He's touting his conservative bona fides. I responded, "If I see him at Breitbart's funeral, he's got my vote." Let's see how that works.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at March 01, 2012 12:27 PM (oW269)

78 Miserable excuse for a day. Hope tomorrow sucks less, today could suck a watermelon through a straw.

Posted by: Cato at March 01, 2012 12:28 PM (btRMw)

79 Oh, hey, the good news is that Romney is electable!

Posted by: blaster at March 01, 2012 12:29 PM (7vSU0)

80 Sandra Fluke: Our Lady of Immaculate Contraception

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 01, 2012 12:29 PM (Hx5uv)

81 The New Left: "We want the government in our bedrooms, as long as they bring the checkbook!"

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 12:29 PM (T0NGe)

82 A parallel question to all the hatred coming to Brietbard from the leftards. I don't condone it of course as he was a rare man, but I have often said that I would love to wake up some morning and read about Bill Maher being raped to death in a Turkish prison. When he goes (and I hope it's soon), I want it to be painful and slow. How am I supposed to reconcile that with my unsurprised horror at what they are doing? I know Andrew was one of the Good Guys (and Maher a POS), but itsn't that the reverse of what they are thinking?

Posted by: hindmost at March 01, 2012 12:29 PM (t6Jvs)

83 1 Do you need birth control to suck cock? I didn't know. Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 01, 2012 01:57 PM (Qxdfp) that is actually my new plan, mandatory blowjobs provided by recipients of obamacare.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2012 12:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

Breitbart... damn lack of spellchecker. But he led like a bard...

Posted by: hindmost at March 01, 2012 12:31 PM (t6Jvs)

85 What's with Drudge saying that they flashed each other every day, though?

Posted by: blaster at March 01, 2012 12:32 PM (7vSU0)

20 Having sex is a choice.

not a married man are you?

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 01, 2012 12:32 PM (aeve0)

5856 ....big deal, not like that at all.

62....No, it's not.

I said "similar". ....I know it's not the same magnitude of an event. I know it's not the same thing. .....But it's the punched-in-the-gut-stunned-feeling that is similar...for me.

Sorry. I didn't mean to offend, and I apologize if my words were hurtful to you. ....I am just reeling from this. ....Breitbart was a hero in my eyes.

Posted by: wheatie at March 01, 2012 12:33 PM (UOOK1)

itsn't that the reverse of what they are thinking?

thinking/reading about does not equate to tweeting,posting and just openly gloating. Bill Maher's death would not move me to anything differently than I normally, I would just be doing it with a little more bounce in my step and maybe a smile on my face.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at March 01, 2012 12:33 PM (oW269)

89 <<Miserable excuse for a day. Hope tomorrow sucks less, today could suck a watermelon through a straw.>>

Or Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Or Suck start a Harley Davidson.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 01, 2012 12:33 PM (tf9Ne)

90 Is the main page blog clock screwed? It is 1630 EST and it says this was posted at 17:09 (I assume EST)?

Posted by: Jean at March 01, 2012 12:34 PM (WkuV6)

http://tinyurl.com/7r447ju

Arpaio - Birth Certificate may be forgery

Is this old news?

Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at March 01, 2012 12:34 PM (73P68)

92 Harvard has a 97% graduation rate. I know this because they brag about it. Yale has no grades whatsoever.
Also, no math.
What happened to the days of Lincoln and Coolidge where you could practice law without a 3-year degree? (Three years? and you still aren't prepared for the bar exam?)

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 02:09 PM (T0NGe)

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I think I read that some places are going back to the old way, where you could substitute clerkship for school. Don't know how widespread that will be. Also, many lawyers went to law school because there is no math. I know numbers make my head spin. And regarding grades, it sure was different 35 years ago, that's all I can say. I did not attend an Ivy.

Posted by: real joe at March 01, 2012 12:35 PM (EFS7w)

93 Is the main page blog clock screwed? It is 1630 EST and it says this was posted at 17:09 (I assume EST)?

***

Maybe, or may be the clock got sucked through one of those Stephen Hawking things, you know, a bung hole.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 01, 2012 12:36 PM (Hx5uv)

94 Being at work, surrounded by a bunch of people who either don't know who Breitbart is, or wouldn't like him if they do, I have to keep my mouth shut about why I'm in something of a fog today. I'll go home soon, and I pity the fool on my facebook feed, who feels the need to gloat about this. They'll get the full force of my wrath, and that is not something anyone wants, even on teh internets.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2012 12:36 PM (TOk1P)

95
It would be to the taxpayers advantage to purchase vibrator's for these needy coeds, or if we're generous to a fault, we can spring for a low-level sybian for the truly needy.

Vibrator - $35

Sybian - $250

Cost savings per annum/coed - $350+/-

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 01, 2012 12:37 PM (TkGkA)

96 Also, many lawyers went to law school because there is no math.

People don't go to math school because they get to avoid law.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 12:37 PM (T0NGe)

What in the wide wide world os sports is a "Public Interest Scholarship"? Do you go around randomly asking people what they find interesting ? She's not paying for her education and she wants us to pay for her pills ?

Who is she related to enjoy that scholarship?

Need some 'vestigatin'.

Posted by: seamrog at March 01, 2012 12:38 PM (W2wJA)

98 People don't go to math school because they get to avoid law.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 04:37 PM (T0NGe)

Good point!

Posted by: real joe at March 01, 2012 12:39 PM (EFS7w)

99 97 Also, many lawyers went to law school because there is no math.

People don't go to math school because they get to avoid law.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 04:37 PM (T0NGe)

I did. Can't ya tell?

Posted by: B. Obama at March 01, 2012 12:39 PM (8ieXv)

100

96 Cost savings per annum/coed - $350+/-

just give them bus passes to the nearest navy base

saves even more money

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 01, 2012 12:39 PM (aeve0)

101

Sybian - $250

Is there a weight limit on those?

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at March 01, 2012 12:39 PM (wxh1z)

102 Need some 'vestigatin'.

Posted by: seamrog at March 01, 2012 04:38 PM (W2wJA)

We'll mandate your health insurance cover "Vestagatin," whatever that is.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at March 01, 2012 12:40 PM (v+QvA)

103 Started without you, Ace. Had one and then a good cry in the shower.

Posted by: Camellia at March 01, 2012 12:40 PM (93bH6)

104 I notices this morning that the FEC started an investigation into Obama 2008 in April of 2011, some 2 and 1/2 years after the election, but the investigation has not been closed by the FEC (as the closed database shows).

I wonder if the FEC will finish it before the 2012 election ??

Posted by: Solomon at March 01, 2012 12:40 PM (e8kgV)

105 I realize the topic is sacrosanct around here but, Arpio is calling Barry's(or whatever the hell his real name is) a forgery...along with his draft card. Eat it RINO non-believing fuckers.

Posted by: Cast Iron at March 01, 2012 12:41 PM (EL+OC)

106
Is the main page blog clock screwed? It is 1630 EST and it says this was posted at 17:09 (I assume EST)?

***

Maybe, or may be the clock got sucked through one of those Stephen Hawking things, you know, a bung hole.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 01, 2012 04:36 PM (Hx5uv)

The Secret Ewok Time Machine had a hiccup.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2012 12:41 PM (XCHGh)

107 just give them bus passes to the nearest navy base
saves even more money

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 01, 2012 04:39 PM (aeve0)

You know, I sent a suggestion to the CNO that the Navy needed a duty hooker rating, for morale. He still hasn't gotten back to me.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 01, 2012 12:41 PM (mP3uM)

108 88 5856 ....big deal, not like that at all. . 62....No, it's not. . I said "similar". ....I know it's not the same magnitude of an event. I know it's not the same thing. .....But it'sthe punched-in-the-gut-stunned-feeling thatis similar...for me. . Sorry. I didn't mean to offend, and I apologize if my words were hurtful to you. ....I am just reeling from this. ....Breitbart was a hero in my eyes. Posted by: wheatie at March 01, 2012 04:33 PM (UOOK1) hey wheatie. apologies if my response was unnecessarily terse - no moron on moron needed. My response probably reflects the fact that I am surrounded by halfwits making moral equivalence and or chicken roosting arguments all the time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2012 12:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

109 Nastiest site on the internet today: Salon. Unfortunately, my sister posts there.

Hope she puts the money I sent her for her birthday to good use, since Hope and Change haven't been working out so well and she's still without a job.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 01, 2012 12:43 PM (UOM48)

110 102 Sybian - $250 Is there a weight limit on those? Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at March 01, 2012 04:39 PM (wxh1z) what are you worried about? If it can handle you it will have no problem handling barry.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2012 12:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

111 66 Steelers release Heinz Ward
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 01, 2012 04:23 PM

Wow, the same day that they released Hines Ward

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2012 12:44 PM (Y+DPZ)

112 it is kinda funny that this similar to the obi-wan / darth vader moment. all of their attacks and vitriol only make him stronger.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2012 12:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

113 The New Left: "We want the government in our bedrooms, as long as they bring the checkbook!"

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 04:29 PM (T0NGe)

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I like that. I think I'm stealing it. And I know the first person I'm going use it.

Posted by: Soona at March 01, 2012 12:46 PM (2mt6f)

114

108 I sent a suggestion to the CNO that the Navy needed a duty hooker rating, for morale.

it worked!!! they called them HMs

i denounce myself (but you all know i'm right)

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 01, 2012 12:48 PM (aeve0)

115 >>just give them bus passes to the nearest navy base
saves even more money

But then you gotta pump the sailors full of Valtrex. Seems like a wash.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2012 12:49 PM (ZKzrr)

116 I challenge anyone to read the Twitter posts under the hashtag #IAmAndrewBreitbart and not come away convinced that there is no reconciliation possible with the left, only wetworks.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at March 01, 2012 12:51 PM (NS2Mo)

117 I am going to drink a few tonight Ace. I will drink to Andrew, and to you Ace. I have been here since the begining, thanks for everything.

Posted by: Percopius at March 01, 2012 12:53 PM (8mskr)

118 118 I challenge anyone to read the Twitter posts under the hashtag #IAmAndrewBreitbart and not come away convinced that there is no reconciliation possible with the left, only wetworks.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at March 01, 2012 04:51 PM

Don't have to go that far, just read the troll's droppings in the Frum thread

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2012 12:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

119 118 I challenge anyone to read the Twitter posts under the hashtag #IAmAndrewBreitbart and not come away convinced that there is no reconciliation possible with the left, only wetworks.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at March 01, 2012 04:51 PM (NS2Mo)

Or check out "trickle down" at Salon.

No quarter.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 01, 2012 12:54 PM (8ieXv)

120 I realize the topic is sacrosanct around here but, Arpio is calling Barry's(or whatever the hell his real name is) a forgery...along with his draft card. Eat it RINO non-believing fuckers.

I don't fucking care. I really don't care. I'm even willing to concede the point. I just don't care. I don't want this ass and his 3 years of failure and doom to be made a political martyr because some document may have been or whatever.

With absolute, uncontrovertable, metaphysical proof that it is a forgery, I'll listen. But fuck this maybe shit and fuck the whole thing.

Hell, if you want documents, the ones you want are the transcripts.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 12:54 PM (T0NGe)

121 Ace...grieve but keep fighting. I am going to join you with a glass of wine and toast to Andrew Brietbart who I knew only through his friends and the TV. I consider you fortunate to have known this great man.

I am a good judge of character and I know he was a good guy who lived life to the fullest. His family and friends will remain in my prayers. I know what sudden death is like as my own brother-in-law, a very great man, died suddenly while jogging at 31, leaving a young wife and two little sons. Life has also been hard in the past few months for many of us. My brother died suddenly in October. There has been illness and real fear for others I am close to. A friend's 20-something beautiful daughter is suddenly paralyzed from a fall and may never walk again. The list goes on and on to the point I am amazed at how sad I feel, which is not normal for me.

In all this my faith is made stronger and I am reminded (and wish I would quit being reminded so often) that life is precious, short, and to love your family and friends every day. Tell them. Live life with intention. Make it count.

What I do hope and pray results from Andrew's untimely death is a renewed fight for our freedom and the defeat of Obama. In this regard, keep your glass half full of hope and your ammo dry. Continue the fight. What you do in this fight against socialism does matter. Thanks for all you do.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Rubio at March 01, 2012 12:55 PM (baL2B)

122 Is the main page blog clock screwed? It is 1630 EST and it says this was posted at 17:09 (I assume EST)?

***

Maybe, or may be the clock got sucked through one of those Stephen Hawking things, you know, a bung hole.
Posted by: WalrusRex at March 01, 2012 04:36 PM

I have rebooted the blog, you are now in the Alternate Timeline with the massive glare lighting

Posted by: JJ Abrams at March 01, 2012 12:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

123 12 choose to believe Andrew Breitbart is still reading the comments here, so be on your most moronic behavior. ----------- More importantly, when a moron or 'ette posts claiming that they aren't wearing pants, he can now check.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 01, 2012 12:57 PM (xGZ+b)

124 For all the back and forth going on right now in the GOP I think we need to remember one thing: -David Frum is a spineless moron who wants to remake the GOP in his image, and for all his whining about moderates and compromise he was willing to drive people out of the party for disagreeing with him.

Posted by: johnny at March 01, 2012 12:59 PM (pUAhw)

125 Or check out "trickle down" at Salon.
*
No quarter.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 01, 2012 04:54 PM (8ieXv)

I don't expect most of the Republicans in Congress to get it, but maybe some more people will realize just what sort of threat this is.

It is existential. Not one of them would shed a single tear if all Republicans/Conservatives were to drop dead, this instant, and all of our families.

To them, we'd deserve it, just because we won't be slaves to their sick ideology.

I say, prepare and act accordingly.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at March 01, 2012 01:00 PM (NS2Mo)

126 I don't fucking care.
Posted by: AmishDude at March 01, 2012 04:54 PM (T0NGe)

Some of us do care. If it's too much of a third rail issue for you, go gets some warm milk and cuddle up next to your bff.

Posted by: Cast Iron at March 01, 2012 01:01 PM (EL+OC)

127 Watching 'The Five' just to see what Gutfeld is saying about Breitbart. .....So far, he is making a nice tribute.

Posted by: wheatie at March 01, 2012 01:03 PM (UOOK1)

128 125 I have rebooted the blog, you are now in the Alternate Timeline with the massive glare lighting --------- Is this the timeline where you has a goatee?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 01, 2012 01:04 PM (NmR1a)

129

D'oh! Apparently not.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 01, 2012 01:05 PM (NmR1a)

130 On twitter (Brad Thor) there is a poster, taken from the old, red British "Keep Calm and Carry On" during the blitz.

It now reads: "Keep Calm Brietbart Expects You To Carry On." Fitting tribute.

I can't link half the time on this site, but will give it a try:

http://tinyurl.com/8y76orp

Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Rubio at March 01, 2012 01:10 PM (baL2B)

131 I'll have a few on your behalf.

Good. I still have a hour of cheating my customer before it's beer:30.

Posted by: toby928© at March 01, 2012 01:10 PM (GTbGH)

132 http://tinyurl.com/7fcwy7o

Like it or not, the US appears to have agreed to help North Korea celebrate the 100th anniversary of the birthday of Kim Il-sung on 15 April 2012. The test of the durability of any agreement will be the North's attitude after the 15 April celebrations.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 01, 2012 01:11 PM (1ZF7c)

133 I see out no nukes for food agreement with the Norks was announced yesterday, leap day. They should have waited until April Fools Day just so we would all know where we stand.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 01, 2012 01:15 PM (Hx5uv)

134 At Hot Air: "Walt Disney World partnered with Blue Cross Blue Shield to create an interactive exhibit at Epcot Center to encourage children to exercise and eat healthily Â— but critics complained, so Disney temporarily closed the exhibit."

To all you fatties out there whose glands are in your hands - If you would just SLOW DOWN on your caloric intake instead of complaining 'the devil made you do it'..........maybe.....just maybe you wouldn't be so obese

Posted by: alwyr at March 01, 2012 01:17 PM (j+vBZ)

135 I am feeling dread about Windows 8. I hope that they, really quickly, make a nice Windows 9 for us PC users and let the mouse impaired tablet/phone users have fun all by themselves in Metro land. Left and right scrolling is for side-shooters, only, down where I come from.

Posted by: And Irresolute at March 01, 2012 01:24 PM (RC3M9)

136

"I still have a hour of cheating my customer before it's beer:30"

I'm no super genius businessman like Mittens or anything, but if you've only got one customer is it really a good idea to be cheating him?

Well, unless the one customer is Uncle Sam.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at March 01, 2012 01:25 PM (iYwUw)

137 Day By Day has a great cartoon of Andrew Breitbart as "The Most Interesting Man in the World." http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2012/03/01/ "WHEN an ENTIRE NATION THIRSTED to BREAK FREE from POLITICAL CORRECTNESS...he OPENED a BIG bar."

Posted by: Looking Glass at March 01, 2012 01:30 PM (14BKc)

138 Sheriff Joe: Supposedly, a witness will be coming forward who will swear that Obama was introduced to him by Bill Ayers' mother as "want you to meet a foreign student we're trying to help."

Posted by: MoeRon at March 01, 2012 01:36 PM (yWDpP)

139 Sheriff Joe: Supposedly, a witness will be coming forward who will swear that Obama was introduced to him by Bill Ayers' mother as "want you to meet a foreign student we're trying to help." Posted by: MoeRon at March 01, 2012 05:36 PM (yWDpP) never mess with a guy that does not care. I think doj is investigating arpaio for some nonsense. I am pretty sure these idiots never considered that a local leo might turn the tables on them. what a scomaf.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 01, 2012 01:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

140 Post 124 was beautiful, thanks for posting

Posted by: blindgoose at March 01, 2012 01:53 PM (a6qEC)

141 The funniest thing said today was "we could have been 'big mornon'?

Don't know who said that but it was downright brilliant.

Posted by: tinsley at March 01, 2012 02:02 PM (oZfic)

142 Ace, one more thing I encourage those who can and want to do do, buy Andrew's book,
Righteous Indignation: Excuse Me While I Save the World!

I just ordered it on Amazon. I want to see what Brietbart wrote as well as somehow helping his family in a small way.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Rubio at March 01, 2012 02:04 PM (baL2B)

143 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 01, 2012 02:07 PM (7W3wI)

144 Drudge and Blaze reporting on the Arpio revelations. Nothing on AOS or AP. Imagine that?

Posted by: Cast Iron at March 01, 2012 02:08 PM (EL+OC)

145 Breitbart carrying it now too.

Posted by: Cast Iron at March 01, 2012 02:09 PM (EL+OC)

146 I'll have a few on my own behalf, thank you very much. (Tonight's few will be Johnnie Walker gold.) Andrew, while you were here -- mazel tov.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 01, 2012 02:18 PM (dZ756)

147 More importantly, when a moron or 'ette posts claiming that they aren't wearing pants, he can now check. Oh shit, now he's one of the fapping ghosts?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 01, 2012 02:55 PM (IeXlY)

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