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February 04, 2014

Republicans Mulling What They Will Demand In Exchange For Debt Ceiling Hike Before They Cave And Just Raise The Debt Ceiling
— DrewM

The surrender addicts in the GOP need a hit but before they can surrender they need to pretend they are going to fight for something. With the debt ceiling hike coming up this month they have narrowed their phony demands down to two options.

Several House members told The Washington Post on Monday that Republican leaders have narrowed their list of possible debt-limit strategies to two options: trading a one-year extension for approval of the Keystone XL pipeline, or trading a one-year extension for repeal of a provision of the Affordable Care Act.
...
A clean debt-limit extension is not yet on the GOPÂ’s radar....

Oh it will be. It will be.

You know how I know the GOP will fold on all of these things? Boehner has already said he won't push this to default.

See, the key to playing chicken is to make the other guy you won't swerve first. Announcing before you start your engine that you will be turning away well before you come close to colliding sort of eliminates the other guy's incentive to give in.

Also, you may have noticed the GOP has a bit of history when it comes to this sort of thing. Remember Boehner's pledge to tie hikes in the debt ceiling to equal or greater spending cuts? Yeah, that died with the Ryan-Murray budget deal that busted the sequester to pieces.

Now if the GOP is going to try this, why are they even thinking of pushing the Keystone Pipeline? Isn't this the year of ObamaCare (and amnesty)? Why would you make this about anything other than OBAMACARE? Even if they cave on it, and they will, at least they'd be making people aware of something I best most people don't know...sure you'll be paying more but you'll also be bailing out the insurance companies for the privilege.

Oh and have you noticed the stock market has been tanking for a couple of weeks? Of course the media isn't really playing that up because it's not good for Obama but the second they can tie "Your retirement account is shrinking because the GOP is playing games with the debt ceiling!" you know they will. Is that a lie? Sure. Will it matter to Team Media/Democrat? Not a bit.

Personally, I think they should just pass the damn debt ceiling. They are going to do it anyway and they won't get anything for it. The list of GOP surrenders is long enough, there's nothing to gained by adding another one.

Posted by: DrewM at 08:11 AM | Comments (501)
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1 I'll go get the others...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2014 08:12 AM (knoK7)

2 already did

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2014 08:12 AM (Kkt/i)

3 Let's surrender!

Posted by: RWC at February 04, 2014 08:13 AM (fWAjv)

4 Oh..and First!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2014 08:13 AM (knoK7)

5 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 08:14 AM (PYAXX)

6 Boehner will demand lube this time but we'll still get dry-fucked.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 08:15 AM (x1L8S)

7 They'll demand immigration reform because shut up conservative Tea Party!! Eleventy Seven!

Posted by: Yip at February 04, 2014 08:15 AM (/jHWN)

8 There is a debt ceiling?

could have fooled me.

once

maybe twice
maybe a few years.

ok ,whatever.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:15 AM (nqBYe)

Rush said (and I know of no reason to not believe him) that the deal last time was the Dems were going to shut up about minimum wage.

If that's true, we see how that turned out.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2014 08:16 AM (TOk1P)

10 The R's will come out of Debt Ceiling hike with 2 things: 1. An empty promise. and 2. Their dick in their hands.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 08:16 AM (/hs1M)

11 Boehner will demand lube this time but we'll still get dry-fucked. The lube's just for him. We're on our own.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 08:16 AM (naUcP)

12 You really should try to type something.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 04, 2014 08:16 AM (aDwsi)

13 Why not just put the ceiling at infinity and forget all this stupid Kaboomi dancing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 04, 2014 08:17 AM (juDHN)

14 I'm sooooo ready!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 04, 2014 08:17 AM (GjPnA)

15 I could've sworn we had a post just like this not 6 months ago.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2014 08:17 AM (GQ8sn)

16 The most accurate headline of the year.

Posted by: jwb7605 [/i][/u][/s][/b] at February 04, 2014 08:17 AM (ZALPg)

17 Why even have a debt ceiling at all at this point?

Posted by: brak at February 04, 2014 08:17 AM (iEoiA)

18 Once more: The more often you say "yes" to someone, the harder it is to say "no" the next time. The current GOP Surrender caucus has said "yes" too many times- they won't say "no" now. But, honestly- the deb ceiling is going to be raised forever. Just admit it and get it over with. If you're never going to use it as a weapon, then the next best option is to remove it as a weapon all together- so your enemy can't use it against you.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 08:17 AM (PYAXX)

19 Don't worry my minions will be here shortly to explain why you're all overreacting.

Posted by: RINO Overloard at February 04, 2014 08:17 AM (Aif/5)

20 How 'bout repeal Obamacare. You know, at least pretend to care.

Posted by: Dang at February 04, 2014 08:18 AM (MNq6o)

21 I'll tell you right now what will be included in the debt ceiling increase. Unemployment extension of the extension of the first extension.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 08:18 AM (/hs1M)

22 This November, when conservatives send a message to the GOP establishment by voting for Democrat candidates, don't think of it as a grassroots temper tantrum; think of it as the Republican base reaching across the aisle to work with our friends in the Democratic party. To get things done. For America.

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at February 04, 2014 08:18 AM (wqTAg)

23 The R's will come out of Debt Ceiling hike with 2 things: 1. An empty promise. and 2. Their dick in their hands. Objection. Arguing facts not admitted into evidence.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 08:18 AM (PYAXX)

24 1. An empty promise. and 2. ~~Their dick in their hands.~~ The Dem's dicks in their asses FIFY

Posted by: Bad Swimming Advice at February 04, 2014 08:19 AM (x1L8S)

25 I agree completely. Pass the bankruptcy ceiling and issue a statement saying the country is so fucked because of ObamaCare, the missing 2 million jobs Obama drove away from the economy, declining wages, increasing income inequality due to the ongoing banking bail-out from the Fed and crony fascism generally, that we don't have time to screw around with half measures. Announce yet another OCare repeal bill. Announce a new farm bill that reduces spending 10%. Take advantage of the publicity from the cave, but don't go through yet another kabuki loss of face.

Posted by: MTF at February 04, 2014 08:19 AM (F58x4)

26 Message: "Don't worry Tea Partiers, we have your best interests at heart . Listen to our defiant words, and don't pay any attention to Eric over there, the guy waving the white flag."

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2014 08:19 AM (JBggj)

27 republicans come out for another year saying, Look we are gonna do something!

no really.
Really.
ok but we got this one thing (cuts to military) or something actually disignated as service of govt.

say thank you.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:19 AM (nqBYe)

28 The GOP needs to recalibrate its radar systems. Just saying.

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2014 08:20 AM (UzPAd)

29 >>The R's will come out of Debt Ceiling hike with 2 things: 1. An empty promise. and 2. Their dick in their hands. Posted by: Soothsayer Whose dick? Sure won't be theirs - they don't have any of their own.

Posted by: Aviator at February 04, 2014 08:20 AM (jSUU1)

I'm OK with the GOP passing on the debt ceiling fight. They don't do well in the court of public opinion there anyway. I would trade that battle for an ObamaCare drumbeat any day.

Especially if the drumbeat starts including the disaster that the end of this year will bring, when 10's of millions all lose their employer insurance at once.

Posted by: Advo at February 04, 2014 08:20 AM (7vbG1)

31 The GOP makes us look like pikers

Posted by: The Vichy Government at February 04, 2014 08:20 AM (nCSwS)

32 You will raise the debt ceiling...PERIOD.

But first, YOU WILL BLOW ME!!!

Posted by: Barky at February 04, 2014 08:20 AM (rr895)

33 I would trade that battle for an ObamaCare drumbeat any day. Unfortunately, the only trade on the table is one for Amnesty, not 404Care.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 08:21 AM (PYAXX)

34 Washington Generals against the Harlem Globetrotters. Losing is baked into the cake.

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 04, 2014 08:21 AM (bb5+k)

35 i don't care what Republicans do , Just please keep the funds for acorn!

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:21 AM (nqBYe)

36 Seriously, why fucking bother with the charade.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 08:22 AM (x1L8S)

37 Looks like it's about time for QE Infinity. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 08:22 AM (0jFxY)

38 Debt ceiling? Debt ceiling? Is everyone high? There is no such thing.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 08:22 AM (A98Xu)

39 btw acorn wants more money to pay their workers a better minimum wage.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:22 AM (nqBYe)

40 We already know shutdown is off the table. So the House has Zero chips with which to bargain.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 08:22 AM (/hs1M)

41 It's groundhog's day all over again!

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2014 08:22 AM (Kkt/i)

42 Pretty sure the Party of Stupid will demand that they get invited to all the cool parities...and in return, they'll support Obamacare, immigration reform, hiking the minimum wage, gun control, abortions for everyone all the time and an unlimited debt ceiling.

Posted by: shibumi at February 04, 2014 08:22 AM (25HWz)

43 22 This November, when conservatives send a message to the GOP establishment by voting for Democrat candidates, don't think of it as a grassroots temper tantrum; think of it as the Republican base reaching across the aisle to work with our friends in the Democratic party. To get things done. For America. Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at February 04, 2014 12:18 PM (wqTAg) That is not only good strategic advice, it is great snark as well. Well done.

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 04, 2014 08:22 AM (bb5+k)

44 Ok, heads you win, tails we lose, but that's our FINAL offer.

Posted by: The GOP at February 04, 2014 08:23 AM (hHFOx)

45 Can you Yanks start calling your GOP "surrender monkeys" instead of us? Eet has been zee long time since zee war.

Posted by: Zee French at February 04, 2014 08:23 AM (7ObY1)

46 I forgot who said "Mad Max scenario" but I'm seeing this, too. Damn it.

Posted by: backhoe at February 04, 2014 08:23 AM (ULH4o)

47 If Boehner has a hangover, it will be six more months of increased spending.

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2014 08:23 AM (Kkt/i)

48 Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 12:16 PM (/hs1M)

Or as us morons call it, Saturday Night.

Posted by: Mega at February 04, 2014 08:23 AM (hHFOx)

49 Maybe they'll close down another national park two days before I plan on visiting.

Posted by: Bruce at February 04, 2014 08:23 AM (rr895)

50 The concept of a debt ceiling is a kind of legend or fairy tale. Everyone knows it's fake but the story is entertaining to children and the dull witted.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 08:24 AM (+lsX1)

51 The R's will come out of Debt Ceiling hike with 2 things:

1. An empty promise.
and
2. Their d*** in their hands.

Yeah, that's bad. You really don't want that.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at February 04, 2014 08:24 AM (6TB1Z)

52 i hope during this ceiling debate we expend more funds for watching the sexual needs of the recluse spider.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:24 AM (nqBYe)

53 - $17,000,000,000,000. Yes, why ISN'T obama getting more credit for the rebounding economy?!?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 08:24 AM (/hs1M)

54 My friends, you have nothing to fear with the GOP negotiating for you.

Posted by: Mega at February 04, 2014 08:25 AM (hHFOx)

Have you ever known a really really super fat guy who is "trying" to lose weight, and he announces proudly that he's dropped a pound or two in the last month?

That's the GOP with any/all discussion of cutting debt.

Yeah, no. We can tell you're not really serious about this thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2014 08:25 AM (TOk1P)

56 Any limit that is constantly raised is not a limit at all. Do you know what I'm pissed about? I mean other than everything all the time. Remember those super awesome fun fights we had in 2011 about the debt limit? Remember all the yelling and screaming and feet stomping and hair pulling and that was just by me? Remember how there were those who said in 2011 that fuck it this was actually the end and everything after that point was window dressing? I'm pissed that we had to go through all that just to keep Groundhog Daying it and I'm pissed that those who said ahahaha it's all over now suckers were right. I'm not pissed because they were correct as it is that I am pissed because of the implications for the country by their correctosity. I'm also relatedly pissed because I could sit here and rattle off all of the comments by everyone on both sides of this issue including nics and especially my own without breaking a sweat. And it won't matter to the fine outcome in the slightest. It's bukkake. All the way down. At least my cheese fries are awesome so I've got that going for me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 08:25 AM (VtjlW)

57 I'm OK with the GOP passing on the debt ceiling fight. They don't do well in the court of public opinion there anyway. I would trade that battle for an ObamaCare drumbeat any day. Posted by: Advo at February 04, 2014 12:20 PM (7vbG1) We don't do well in the court of public opinion because everyone who reports the goings-ons is in the opposition camp. One party media cripples us, and cripples the nation.

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 04, 2014 08:25 AM (bb5+k)

58 I hope they don't mess with the congressional cafeteria! Our congressmen need the highest quality free lunch we can muster. Because these are the men (and women) working for US!!

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 08:25 AM (A98Xu)

59 Or as us morons call it, Saturday Night.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 08:25 AM (/hs1M)

60 we're doing this All wrong.

we should be opening shop all over the country demanding a piece of the pie.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:25 AM (nqBYe)

61 GOP BATNA = Surrender

Posted by: McCool at February 04, 2014 08:26 AM (nCSwS)

62 For several years now I've been of the opinion that the Republicans should oppose whatever is bad and dumb that the Democrats push for then abstain from voting on or pass whatever they want. Let it burn, don't get in the way.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 04, 2014 08:26 AM (zfY+H)

63 Enjoy the next 48 hours of News, because after that, it's going to be all Sochi, all the time. Forecast, an increase in DC weaselry during the Games.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 04, 2014 08:26 AM (ZshNr)

64 Alex don't be upset, at least we've sent our first 500 million installment to Iran!! That's good news right?

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 08:28 AM (A98Xu)

65 Two RINOs, one cup.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at February 04, 2014 08:28 AM (2oU2+)

66 The list of GOP surrenders is long enough, there's nothing to gained by adding another one.

Politico: Chuck Schumer, Paul Ryan talking on immigration

We're working on it !!

Posted by: Rat Man and Rat Boy at February 04, 2014 08:28 AM (5ikDv)

67 first they cause chaos.

then they win.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:28 AM (nqBYe)

68 I renewed my State of Pennsylvania CDL today. And when I did, I changed my party affiliation (to none of the above). I just couldn't help myself. My first ever vote for POTUS was for The Gipper's first term. The party of The Gipper has officially left me. F all y'all so called Republicans.

Posted by: Pipeholder at February 04, 2014 08:28 AM (VTeUD)

69 Aaaaaand somehow they'll find a way to blame the Tea Party.

Same dance, different tune.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2014 08:28 AM (POpqt)

70 Two RINOs, one cup.

Two parties, one country.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2014 08:29 AM (GQ8sn)

71 Nah, we don't want to do stuff like call obama the 17 Trillion Dollar Man because that would be disrespectful and they'd call us racists. Let's just keep the Dumb Mushrooms in the dark and let the Democrats keep feeding them bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 08:29 AM (/hs1M)

72 How long till pitchers and catchers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 08:30 AM (t3UFN)

73 Two parties, One cesspool.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 08:30 AM (/hs1M)

74 Another hill not to die on, amIright?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2014 08:30 AM (POpqt)

75 I've got a bogey or two coming in at 6 o'clock. It looks like it could be an invasion.

Posted by: The GOP at February 04, 2014 08:30 AM (UzPAd)

76
Hey Mattie, call the French and borrow a few white flags. Also, call Johnson and Johnson and ask them to comp us a few cases of KY-Jelly.

Posted by: John Boner at February 04, 2014 08:31 AM (nQjHM)

77 An enterprising group of individuals, perhaps including some with political leanings, could, if they chose to, point out the negative effects of Progressive/Dimocrat policies upon the country. Just a suggestion...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 04, 2014 08:31 AM (0HooB)

78 all Sochi, all the time you mean all gay news, all the time

Posted by: Bob Costas at February 04, 2014 08:32 AM (iEoiA)

79 Fool me once shame on you. Fool me 10,754 times shame on me. Also, I tried a $50 Digital Antenna and it sucked @$$. My newly delivered $9.50 Digital HomeWorx Antenna is the $hiznit though.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:32 AM (6bMeY)

80 Wow.

Sucks to be you guys.

Care for some brie?

Posted by: Speaker Boehner at February 04, 2014 08:32 AM (5ikDv)

81 Another hill not to die on, amIright?

I think The Hill To Die On is like Atlantis or the Loch Ness Monster. Leonard Nimoy may have done a show on it back in the '80s.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2014 08:32 AM (RUvjp)

82 we could have saved on characters and bandwidth by just one response to the post.

'snort.'

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:32 AM (nqBYe)

83 >>...it's going to be all Sochi, all the time.

And also, why does Putin hate teh gays?????

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2014 08:32 AM (POpqt)

84 The only way to sop this is to stop putting money and effort into the failing GOP and put that money and effort into the GOP's successor party.

But third parties come with so many problems, don't they? Being in the minority, getting on the ballot as an official party, all the things always ascribed to official third parties.

Except that the largest registered voting party in the U. S. right now is also effectively that third party - the Independents. Now the problem of course is that the Independent party we want happens to currently have too high a percentage of Democrats. We need instead an election-winning, governing majority of non-Liberal non-Democrat Independents.

So instead of even doing so little as paying any more negative attention to anyone still claiming to be a Republican, we need to steer as much effort, influence and money to those people leading with our principles willing to run as registered Independents. No more Orwellian anti-Tea Party rhetoric, no "tea-bagging" slurs, just Independent politicians running on sound conservative values and platforms.

A virtual political party. A virtual conservative political party electing real flesh and blood conservatives to real political offices.

Independently. Sort of how we declared we wanted things in the first place.

Posted by: Peter at February 04, 2014 08:33 AM (/QHcA)

85 81 Leaf Antenna=Crap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:33 AM (6bMeY)

86 My Amazon box is here.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:34 AM (6bMeY)

87
Two parties, one country.

More like two countries, one party.

Posted by: Mega at February 04, 2014 08:34 AM (hHFOx)

88 Hills to die onÂ….pffffffftfftttttt. Those are for suckers. ------Veterans of all wars. Boehner is a coward. A boozy looking, leech coward.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 08:34 AM (A98Xu)

89 Good. Good!

Let the hate flow through you.

Posted by: Darth McCain at February 04, 2014 08:34 AM (SwHqo)

90 Obama and company know how to win this, and they do it every time. Their cheerleaders in the media are on their side. Fiscal restraint? It's evil, racist, homophobic, whatever.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 04, 2014 08:35 AM (tmFlQ)

91 Boehner has already said he won't push this to default. - I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or let me surrender.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 04, 2014 08:35 AM (E+uky)

92 Two Speakers one cup.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:35 AM (6bMeY)

93 Enjoy the next 48 hours of News, because after that, it's going to be all Sochi, all the time. Forecast, an increase in DC weaselry during the Games.

Posted by: Lincolntf

I can't wait for the inevitable tweets from the Obot athletes:

"I've just shattered my leg in 14 places. No worries because of Health Care Access Super Good Reform Stuff!!!!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 04, 2014 08:35 AM (cxs6V)

94 (D): "Jelly? I'm sorry all we have is sand."

(R): "We'll take it."

Posted by: Mega at February 04, 2014 08:35 AM (hHFOx)

95 88 My Amazon box is here. I always ask them "Who are you smiling at?" But they never answer.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 08:35 AM (7ObY1)

Based on what I see, the GOP is going to demand amnesty in return for opening the checkbook on more borrowing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 04, 2014 08:35 AM (0Jb7F)

97 Also all y'all slamming on the Olympics can get visited by clown spiders. Curling is awesome. Plus, c'mon, there's a better than even chance that the biathletes can put their skills to real world use so that'll be exciting.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 08:35 AM (VtjlW)

98 "Republicans Mulling What They Will Demand In Exchange For Debt Ceiling Hike Before They Cave And Just Raise The Debt Ceiling" Here's a thought GOP. How about demanding Congress obey the oath all you took!

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 04, 2014 08:36 AM (LKJt3)

99 Someone needs to slap the R's like Don Vito did to Johnny Fontaine. You can start acting like an opposition party! This is an election year but you wouldn't know it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 08:36 AM (/hs1M)

100 An enterprising group of individuals, perhaps including some with political leanings, could, if they chose to, point out the negative effects of Progressive/Dimocrat policies upon the country.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy,

It would have massive though - something on the order of a grand old party ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 04, 2014 08:36 AM (cxs6V)

101 anyway they should just stop the 'budget' talk and call it what it is

a slush fund.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:36 AM (nqBYe)

102 Am I the only one that actually likes The Winter Olympics? frick.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 08:36 AM (RJMhd)

103 John Boner is the guy from Office Space they stopped paying months ago but never formally fired.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:37 AM (6bMeY)

104 "103 anyway they should just stop the 'budget' talk and call it what it is a slush fund." I thought it was Obama's stash.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 08:37 AM (A98Xu)

105 Oh shit, I can't get this door handle to work!!!

Posted by: Buzz Boehner at February 04, 2014 08:37 AM (aTXUx)

106 Winter Olympics?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 08:37 AM (t3UFN)

107 omg-- they are going to have Team Ice Skating this year. Just imagine the wipe out possibilities!!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 08:37 AM (RJMhd)

108 So what's another trillion dollars of debt? I figure that to be another generation of Americans to pay it off, so that makes it, what? A total debt number carried by 4.5 generations before it's paid off? Go Team Go!

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2014 08:37 AM (JBggj)

109 I thought it was Obama's stash.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 12:37 PM (A98Xu)

remiss of me, You're right of course.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:37 AM (nqBYe)

110 The Repubs won't even get a reacharound. Of course, they'd need something to reach around for.

Posted by: RightWingProf at February 04, 2014 08:37 AM (ceOhI)

111 104 Am I the only one that actually likes The Winter Olympics? I'm in for the Hockey, and I'll watch some of the Curling since it will be on all the Canadian channels we get up here, and I'm kind of fascinated by Curling. But mainly the Hockey.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 08:38 AM (7ObY1)

112 surprised, Microsoft put the right guy in charge this morning

Posted by: The Dude at February 04, 2014 08:38 AM (bStrg)

113 Here's how I'd frame it: You loaned your credit card to your brother-in-law. He's now charging everything on it (including a brand new big screen TV) and making you broke.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 04, 2014 08:38 AM (0HooB)

114 It's not the Olympics, they seem entertaining enough, it's that jackass Costas and his idiotic hair piece that sicken me.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 08:38 AM (A98Xu)

115 You wackobirds don't understand how this is really a Republican win! You don't understand how politics is played!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 08:38 AM (bxpf3)

116 hooray...

Guy Benson ‏@guypbenson

Dems in 2010: Obamacare costs $900 billion! CBO today: Actually, it's $2 trillion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 04, 2014 08:39 AM (cxs6V)

117 I'm in for the Hockey, and I'll watch some of the Curling since it will be on all the Canadian channels we get up here, and I'm kind of fascinated by Curling. But mainly the Hockey. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 12:38 PM (7ObY1) If I were to still able to smoke grass, I bet that would be great to watch high

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 08:39 AM (t3UFN)

118 Hot Curling Chicks, FTW

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2014 08:39 AM (fkYO9)

119 I like the Olympics, but I hate the coverage.
NBC's insipid "Up Close and Personal" schtick keeps getting more prominent and more maudlin. Just show the sports, please!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2014 08:39 AM (POpqt)

120 113 104 Am I the only one that actually likes The Winter Olympics? I'm in for the Hockey, and I'll watch some of the Curling since it will be on all the Canadian channels we get up here, and I'm kind of fascinated by Curling. But mainly the Hockey. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 12:38 PM (7ObY1) **************** Ya--definitely the hockey. --And speed skating but maybe I'm only into the suits.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 08:39 AM (RJMhd)

121 Boosh!

just to get that out of the way

Posted by: willow-channeling dems at February 04, 2014 08:39 AM (nqBYe)

122 But what is a realistic scenario that Republicans could win some sort of debt ceiling showdown? If our trigger is some sort of market/global meltdown, that almost seems like another crisis for Obama to take advantage of that he'll point to Republicans for causing. Why would we give that sort of gift when we have Obamacare to go into the elections with?

Not saying it's fair or how I want it to be, but the only way I see things changing is different people being in charge. The public just doesn't have the appetite for these types of showdowns. The people that push these sort of tactics think politics occurs in some sort of bubble where public relations and elections don't matter.

Posted by: McAdams at February 04, 2014 08:39 AM (Xa3S9)

123 surprised, Microsoft put the right guy in charge this morning Posted by: The Dude at February 04, 2014 12:38 PM (bStrg) Yeah and? Call me when they refund me for Windows 8

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 08:39 AM (t3UFN)

124 The only thing we have to fear is that the MHM won't like us.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 04, 2014 08:40 AM (E+uky)

125 Do the Ruskie vigilantes know that Bob Costas is teh ghey yet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:40 AM (6bMeY)

126 Don't pray for SMOD little fools, pray that I return with the galactic federation and destroy your thetans once and for all!

Posted by: Xenu at February 04, 2014 08:40 AM (Aif/5)

127 Is there an over under of terrorism at this years Winter Olympics?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 08:40 AM (t3UFN)

128 You wackobirds don't understand how this is really a Republican win! You don't understand how politics is played!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 12:38 PM (bxpf3)

you win.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:40 AM (nqBYe)

129 it's that jackass Costas ************ Oh ya--that guy drives me nuts.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 08:40 AM (RJMhd)

130 I'm a big fan of the Olympics, just already noticing a huge uptick in social media comments/links from media sites now that journalists and athletes are arriving. Shockingly, half the hotels are all fucked up, unfinished sidewalks, roaming dogs (which are being rounded up and killed). A helluva party.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 04, 2014 08:41 AM (ZshNr)

131 If I were to still able to smoke grass, I bet that would be great to watch high Heh...and a friend just brought me a special present back from a trip to Denver. Maybe I should check that out.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 08:41 AM (7ObY1)

132 Yeah and? Call me when they refund me for Windows 8

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 12:39 PM (t3UFN)

Phhht...Windows Vista

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, think mink. at February 04, 2014 08:41 AM (kXoT0)

133 My NBC offaliate is playing an infomercial? No Olympic coverage?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:41 AM (6bMeY)

134 OK, when do these olympics actually kick off?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 08:42 AM (t3UFN)

135 130 Is there an over under of terrorism at this years Winter Olympics? I'd seriously like to know that...do the Las Vegas betting sites have anything on that?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 08:42 AM (7ObY1)

136 Huh, I like Putin more than my own President.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 08:42 AM (A98Xu)

137 In return for a debt ceiling deal, I'd like Republicans to get an Amnesty agreement from the President.

Posted by: John Boehner at February 04, 2014 08:42 AM (7ynIk)

138 RE: Olympics. I love the actual sports part of the Olympics. That rat faced clown fucking midget Costas not so much. anyway they should just stop the 'budget' talk and call it what it is a slush fund. Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 12:36 PM (nqBYe) What budget?

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 08:42 AM (VtjlW)

139 Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 12:38 PM (bxpf3) Malor, is that you?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 08:42 AM (0jFxY)

140 The biathlon would be a lot cooler if it was shooting paired with ski jumping.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 08:42 AM (+lsX1)

141 half the hotels are all fucked up, unfinished sidewalks, roaming dogs (which are being rounded up and killed). A helluva party. Posted by: Lincolntf at February 04, 2014 12:41 PM (ZshNr) ********* Oh man didn't know that.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 08:43 AM (RJMhd)

142
GOP: We shall surrender on the debt ceiling, we shall surrender on ObamaCare, we shall surrender on immigration, we shall surrender on government spending. We shall never stop giving in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 04, 2014 08:43 AM (1Jaio)

143 Why on earth would their be a market meltdown if our govt finally got its fiscal house in order?? Oh that's right, the markets are being floated by the insane govt debt-spending and if the spigot turns off, the bubble will pop.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 08:43 AM (/hs1M)

144 Opening Ceremony Thursday at 8 Eastern.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 04, 2014 08:43 AM (ZshNr)

145 O/T: Egads! Looks like someone caught up with Ace's family! http://tinyurl.com/km5kzym

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 08:44 AM (naUcP)

146

126 -

I'm still on Windows 7.

Which sorta puts me in mind of the newbie in prison, who has to wait until his roomate with the 7" thingy gets done raping him, so the guy with the 8" thingy can have his turn.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2014 08:44 AM (TOk1P)

147 Winter Olympics

The world's way of letting us know that Canada has a reason to exist

Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2014 08:44 AM (aTXUx)

148 Here's how I'd frame it: You loaned your credit card to your brother-in-law. He's now charging everything on it (including a brand new big screen TV) and making you broke.
====

Good. And I'd add : And your BIL is a crooked DA who threatens to put you in jail if you cancel your card.

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2014 08:44 AM (JBggj)

149 The biathlon would be a lot cooler if it was shooting paired with ski jumping.

Swap their bolt guns with full-auto rifles and I'm there!

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2014 08:44 AM (GQ8sn)

150 Yes dangergirl nailed it. We are simply too stupid to understand the 3 dimensional chess that Boehner is known to play.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 08:44 AM (A98Xu)

151 Or how about a team ski jump combined with skeet shooting.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 08:45 AM (+lsX1)

152 I heard Putin is going to be carrying the torch in while riding shirtless on the back of a bear. I'd actually tune in for that.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 08:45 AM (0jFxY)

153 I used to like the Olympics--until I figured out what a total bunch of self-important jerkwad Leftists the ruling body really and truly was.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, think mink. at February 04, 2014 08:45 AM (kXoT0)

154 ~~Eat Your Peas~~ Buy My Bonds

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at February 04, 2014 08:45 AM (fkYO9)

155 They should have speed shoveling as an Olympic event.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 08:46 AM (t3UFN)

156 Attempt at link in name. Sochi conditions for athletes/journos.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 04, 2014 08:46 AM (ZshNr)

157 I heard Putin is going to be carrying the torch in while riding shirtless on the back of a bear.

I'd actually tune in for that.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 12:45 PM (0jFxY)

Anything has to be better than that mess the Brits turned in for the London Opening Ceremony.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, think mink. at February 04, 2014 08:46 AM (kXoT0)

158 154 Or how about a team ski jump combined with skeet shooting. Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 12:45 PM (+lsX1) ******* Naked. (No....!!! Wait--I just grossed myself out.)

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 08:46 AM (RJMhd)

159 Republican: We demand you kick us in the balls 2 times in exchange for raising the debt limit

Dems: No, we want to kick you in the balls 5 times

Republican: DEAL!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 04, 2014 08:46 AM (0LHZx)

160 Curling The one sport where you can play sober, or really drunk, and not tell the difference. Everyone falls on their butt, and has a great time doing it.

Posted by: ExSnipe at February 04, 2014 08:46 AM (LKJt3)

161 Don't forget stupid base voters, we are funding about 45 billion a month into Wall Street. That makes the kind of sense you're not smart enough to understand.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 08:47 AM (A98Xu)

162 120 I am 6 or 10 miles from CBS, the rest are in southside. 15 miles to ABC.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:47 AM (6bMeY)

163 How about peeing for distance at sub zero temps?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 08:47 AM (t3UFN)

164 147 Opening Ceremony Thursday at 8 Eastern. Posted by: Lincolntf at February 04, 2014 12:43 PM (ZshNr) ********** Thanks! I was just trying to look that up.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 08:47 AM (RJMhd)

165 O/T: Egads! Looks like someone caught up with Ace's family! http://tinyurl.com/km5kzym Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 12:44 PM (naUcP) From the article: In their first appearance, over thirty years ago in Return of the Jedi, Just wanted to make sure that everyone else started whimpering and rocking back and forth when they read that. Carousel! Carousel!

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 08:48 AM (VtjlW)

166

130 Is there an over under of terrorism at this years Winter Olympics?

I would be surprised if something doesn't happen.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 04, 2014 08:49 AM (0Jb7F)

167 Or how about a team ski jump combined with skeet shooting... combined with how many homosexual couples can be 'married' by Queen Latifah.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 08:49 AM (/hs1M)

168 I think there should be a sport where you go down the bobsled track on ice skates. In costume.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 08:49 AM (bxpf3)

169 Damn depressing link at the top of the sidebar.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 08:49 AM (0jFxY)

170 our betters.

Look if those idiots like cruz and lee didn't screw things up we'd get a real budget!

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:50 AM (nqBYe)

171 Obamacare is not the hill to fight on... and we definitely won't use our best leverage to stop it, or runaway spending or extra-constitutional governance

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 04, 2014 08:50 AM (Pr6hk)

172 The Olympics would be a lot more interesting if they added Monday Night Rehabilitation as a sport. Just sayin'.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 08:50 AM (7ObY1)

173 I don't care which hill it is, just pick one already.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:50 AM (6bMeY)

174 Thanks alex, I needed another reminder I was getting old. My 40th birthday is Saturday. I'm weirded out enough by that.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 08:50 AM (bxpf3)

175 GOP: We shall surrender on the debt ceiling, we shall surrender on ObamaCare, we shall surrender on immigration, we shall surrender on government spending. We shall never stop giving in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 04, 2014 12:43 PM (1Jaio)

I know that's a take off of Winston Churchill's speech but you do know old WC surrendered quite a bit to Stalin. Not that it has anything to do with your point. Just an observation that comes to me everytime that excerpt of the speech is raised.

Posted by: polynikes at February 04, 2014 08:51 AM (m2CN7)

176 Curling = Shuffleboard on ice
Hockey = Shuffleboard w/ multiple players, one puck, and on ice

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 04, 2014 08:51 AM (cxs6V)

177 Dow at 15,474.08

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 08:51 AM (t+DWU)

178 Checking out the women's curling team photos...and yep, lots of curling hotties.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 08:51 AM (7ObY1)

179 Is there an over under of terrorism at this years Winter Olympics?
-
I would be surprised if something doesn't happen.

We'll know when it happens.

We will suddenly lose all feed and there will be a total news blackout.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2014 08:51 AM (GQ8sn)

180 It's that awful Ted Cruz's fault that Mitt Romney lost the presidency.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 04, 2014 08:51 AM (tmzN0)

181 Speaker Boner and "Guns and Poses" Ryan would do conservatives a favor by doing exactly what you don't want them to. The faster the GOP is reduced to ashes, the better. Boner's tears need to fall like sweet sweet rain.

Posted by: Born Free at February 04, 2014 08:51 AM (xL8Hf)

182 screwed it up..
our betters.

Look if those idiots like cruz and lee didn't screw things up we'd get a real budget!

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 12:50 PM (nqBYe)

re 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012
, and on and on.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:51 AM (nqBYe)

183 I can't look at the GOP leadership anymore without thinking of the old Monty Python "Twit of the Year" skit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imWlSMgMFGE

Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2014 08:52 AM (aTXUx)

184 We'll know when it happens. We will suddenly lose all feed and there will be a total news blackout. But will Putin blame a video?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 08:52 AM (7ObY1)

185 Curling? I did not know AtC was a closet Canuck.

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2014 08:52 AM (Kkt/i)

186 The bob sled and related sled things used to be fun until they made them almost crash proof

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 08:52 AM (t3UFN)

187 I find it hard to believe that libs drink more than us. Why? We're the ones getting ass raped all the time.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 08:52 AM (A98Xu)

188 Rehab....rehabi.....rehabilation. Why you trying to read that word? You some kinda FAG?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 08:52 AM (bxpf3)

189 Phhht...Windows Vista

Hey, SP1 actually *fixed* Vista. (Win7 was pretty much Vista SP1 with a different color scheme so the LIVs thought it was a different product). 8.1 hasn't done much for 8.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2014 08:52 AM (B/VB5)

190 178 If you Bing Rewards it you can make $9.50 Amazon Credits in a month.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:52 AM (6bMeY)

191 Note.... no mention of Military Retirement COLAs... Ergo... that is what the Republican Big Whigs WANT... Hmmm.... epiphany.... that is what I shall call the Republican Leaders from now on... the Repub Big Whigs.... because they are going the way of the Whigs now.... The Whigs dies out because special interests took control of the party, against what the Base wanted....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2014 08:52 AM (84gbM)

192 Ski jumping shouldn't be just about distance. It would be cool if maybe you had a guy below that would throw a football or shoot a t-shirt out of one of those t-shirt cannons and you get extra points for catching it mid-flight.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 08:53 AM (+lsX1)

193 Let's exchange a Debt Ceiling hike for Comprehensive Immigration Reform

Posted by: Juan McLame at February 04, 2014 08:53 AM (Pr6hk)

194 159 Attempt at link in name. Sochi conditions for athletes/journos. Posted by: Lincolntf at February 04, 2014 12:46 PM (ZshNr) ******** Ugh-- the water coming out of the taps looks like beer, and it sounds like all the terrorists would have to do is strap a bomb on a stray dog.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 08:53 AM (RJMhd)

195 If people are showing up and finding stray dogs in their hotels, yes dogs, as well as abandoned construction materials and holes in their walls, then how hard would it have been to get some bomby stuff stashed there somewhere? Oh, and people have been stealing manhole covers, so there are open holes in the street.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 04, 2014 08:53 AM (ZshNr)

196 If Gowdy goes in for Amnesty, I'm not going to take near enough pleasure when watching his Committee hearing takedown vids anymore.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 08:53 AM (0jFxY)

197 Congress should just remove the false debt ceiling, we are going to keep exceeding it. Anything less proves the republicans are racists.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 04, 2014 08:53 AM (vYB+W)

198 But will Putin blame a video? Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 12:52 PM (7ObY1) He'll blame Bush. Everyone blames Bush. I mean unless the Joos are free, then he can blame the Joos

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 08:53 AM (t3UFN)

199 It's not like it's hard to throw a poison pill in these things.

I mean, if you were an actual opposition party.

Here, this is free: Debt ceiling increase with private student loan forgiveness/bankruptcy for amounts above $30k.

An offer they can't refuse publicly but, behind the scenes the Dem Big Money donors--banks--will be making throat-slashing motions.

They'll have to kill it but there is no way to do so without pissing off the most loyal faction of their base voters.

Heh, heh, heh.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 04, 2014 08:53 AM (VjL9S)

200 anyway off to do a real republican thing.

going into the livingroom and look at the paint color that is atrocious, while contemplating what i should do about it.

re paint it?
no that sounds like work.

bl

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2014 08:54 AM (nqBYe)

201 I think there should be a sport where you go down the bobsled track on ice skates. In costume. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 12:49 PM (bxpf3) I would watch the hell out of that. This seems obligatory here: http://youtu.be/iXZlr1wlaaQ

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 08:55 AM (VtjlW)

202 And just why isn't Gangbanging an Olympic sport? Stop oppressing me!

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at February 04, 2014 08:55 AM (7ObY1)

203 I'm in for the Hockey, and I'll watch some of the Curling since it will be on all the Canadian channels we get up here, and I'm kind of fascinated by Curling.

But mainly the Hockey.
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 12:38 PM (7ObY1)

If it's going to be on NBC, I won't watch it. On principle.

Just kidding. I'll fold like the GOP in negotiations.

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2014 08:55 AM (Kkt/i)

204 Oh that's right, the markets are being floated by the insane govt debt-spending and if the spigot turns off, the bubble will pop.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 12:43 PM (/hs1M)

---------------------------------------------------

It's one of the things I have been thinking about for the last couple of weeks (and have speculated on much longer) is that if the repubs win big in 2014, Dear Leader and Yellen are going to pull the fed reserve trigger. Either stop QE or raise interest rates....or both. Then the economy collapses and the repubs get the blame.

It might be one of the reasons Boehner doesn't want the GOP to win.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2014 08:55 AM (plAcy)

205 They need a luge event with firearms.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:55 AM (6bMeY)

206 Don't call my bluff.

Posted by: BarackyObama at February 04, 2014 08:55 AM (ats44)

207 The Horde's ideas for Olympic sports are a helluva lot better than the real ones.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 08:56 AM (7ObY1)

208 The difference between France and the Republican Party? After France surrendered (twice, as I recollect) they had someone come and rescue them and help them rebuild. The Republican Party? Meh, not so much.

Posted by: DaveinNC at February 04, 2014 08:56 AM (boNGU)

209 Olympics in Russia. Fuckin genius.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 08:56 AM (bxpf3)

210 Speaking of Fluke, I predict ace begins blogging Armageddon on that subject today. Should be fun to watch.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 08:56 AM (0jFxY)

211 Those eff'n retards just passed a 2 year budget. Wouldn't that have been the time to fight about spending?

If they didn't want to have to pass a new debt ceiling hike, then they shouldn't have passed new deficit spending. They are now obligated to pass the debt ceiling hike to pay for the shit they authorized to borrow.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 04, 2014 08:57 AM (Z7PrM)

212 Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys! Send them to Syria on a fact finding mission. Leave them.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 08:57 AM (vHRtU)

213 Why not just put the ceiling at infinity and forget all this stupid Kaboomi dancing? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 04, 2014 12:17 PM (juDHN) At least double it

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 04, 2014 08:57 AM (R8hU8)

214

Heh. Turd in punchbowl.

http://tinyurl.com/kqf4ynj

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2014 08:57 AM (xWW96)

215 If people are showing up and finding stray dogs in their hotels, yes dogs, as well as abandoned construction materials and holes in their walls, then how hard would it have been to get some bomby stuff stashed there somewhere? Oh, and people have been stealing manhole covers, so there are open holes in the street.

Russia made a huge mistake in hiring CGI Federal to build the Sochi Olympic Village.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 08:57 AM (+lsX1)

216

LoLo Jones looked alot better in a track suit than a bobsled suit

http://tinyurl.com/kpcouhc

and even better with no suit (probably NSFW)

http://tinyurl.com/lhzx7zr

Posted by: McCool at February 04, 2014 08:58 AM (nCSwS)

217 "17 Why even have a debt ceiling at all at this point?" --- Good question, what difference, at this point does it make?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 04, 2014 08:58 AM (7mQyC)

218 Germans. About that Gold. We spent it on hookers and blow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 08:58 AM (6bMeY)

219 Cross Country Ballroom Fucking

Posted by: George Carlin at February 04, 2014 08:58 AM (fkYO9)

220 They need a luge event with firearms.

Last man in the sled has to sit facing rearwards with a rifle and shoot targets as they pass by them.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2014 08:58 AM (GQ8sn)

221 The bob sled and related sled things used to be fun until they made them almost crash proof Nothing like seeing four people pinball down the course!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 08:58 AM (t+DWU)

222 Just kidding. I'll fold like the GOP in negotiations. LOL, That's like me swearing not to buy Girl Scout cookies anymore due to their politics. That lasted till my sweet, teeny-tiny little niece who I love more than life itself called me to buy cookies. I folded in a tenth of a second. Then she upsold me on some new kind of cookie.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 08:58 AM (7ObY1)

223 I know that's a take off of Winston Churchill's speech but you do know old WC surrendered quite a bit to Stalin. Not that it has anything to do with your point. Just an observation that comes to me everytime that excerpt of the speech is raised. Posted by: polynikes
====

The important thing is that Churchill didn't surrender to Hitler. And that speech was given while Stalin was shipping oil, wheat, and timber to Nazi Germany under the terms of the Non-Aggression Pact. FDR overrode Churchill's advice concerning war-time relations with the Soviets on numerous ocassions.

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2014 08:59 AM (JBggj)

224 I think they should have the hundred meter dash barefoot on ice. I think the real record is something like 11 seconds.

Posted by: polynikes at February 04, 2014 08:59 AM (m2CN7)

225 Soona, if the bubble pops, obama's last two years will be pretty bad for him. And hitlery's easy '16 win will be in serious jeopardy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 08:59 AM (/hs1M)

226

And just why isn't Gangbanging an Olympic sport?

Olympic KNOCKOUT !!

Posted by: McCool at February 04, 2014 08:59 AM (nCSwS)

227 Snowballs at 25 feet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 08:59 AM (t3UFN)

228 This is why I have trouble blaming conservatives for how poorly the shutdown went. The GOP went to every microphone it could find and said, "this is foolishness, we'll never win." Maybe trying to take the hill is foolish, but if your group decides to try, there's no glory in shooting people in the back and saying, "I told you this was a bad idea!"

Posted by: Boone at February 04, 2014 09:00 AM (3p8HS)

229 I think the Republicans should propose to double the debt limit. Make a spectacle out of the DC insanity.

Posted by: Chris M at February 04, 2014 09:00 AM (k3w9p)

230 Peeing for accuracy in the snow. And by that I mean womens peeing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 09:01 AM (t3UFN)

231 Thanks alex, I needed another reminder I was getting old. My 40th birthday is Saturday. Youngster. 43 next Thursday. /assumes fetal position under desk and cries

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 09:01 AM (naUcP)

232 The Horde's ideas for Olympic sports are a helluva lot better than the real ones. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 12:56 PM (7ObY1) The Horde's ideas on most things are a helluva lot better than reality. Oh great and mighty Cobs, I most humbly beseech that that in lieu of posts about super cereal stuff that makes us all hate each other even more than usual, we might get a post with The Horde Suggests New Olympic Sports. I must humbly offer this in supplication: http://youtu.be/0osr5YfzZsA

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 09:01 AM (VtjlW)

233 Damn it-- "luge" that's a weird word--off to look it up.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 09:01 AM (RJMhd)

234 FDR overrode Churchill's advice concerning war-time relations with the Soviets on numerous ocassions.

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2014 12:59 PM (JBggj)

Nope. Churchill made an agreement with Stalin in his visit to Moscow without the USA's knowledge to divy up eastern Europe.

Posted by: polynikes at February 04, 2014 09:01 AM (m2CN7)

235 Synchronized writing your name in the snow.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 09:01 AM (6bMeY)

236 How about adding criminal penalties for Senators that don't pass budgets as is required by law?

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 04, 2014 09:02 AM (SZUi2)

237

WZ:: NYC Mayor won't march with the Irish

First he came for the Hindus, then he came for the Irish . .

Posted by: McCool at February 04, 2014 09:02 AM (nCSwS)

238 What if at the end of the bobsled run there was just a concrete wall and you had to bail out of the sled before it crashed in a fiery explosion. The winning team would be the one that gets closest to the wall before jumping out.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 09:02 AM (+lsX1)

239 234 - Might as well go for triple, anything less would be racist. /s

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at February 04, 2014 09:02 AM (7mQyC)

240 I surrender. In fact, I double dog surrender. With a cherry on top.

*just wanted to remind myself of what it felt like to be a Republican*

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 04, 2014 09:02 AM (wNF3N)

241 See, the key to playing chicken is to make the other guy you won't swerve first. Announcing before you start your engine that you will be turning away well before you come close to colliding sort of eliminates the other guy's incentive to give in.

Lemme see, I'll bet if we search the AoSHQ archives to just before the last debt ceiling "crisis" you'll find this exact same paragraph.

As long as Boehner is Speaker we can just put this smart military blog on autopilot.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:02 AM (JpC1K)

242 How about adding criminal penalties for Senators that don't pass budgets as is required by law? Posted by: Barack Obama
...........
They just did pass a budget. Where you been?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 04, 2014 09:02 AM (Z7PrM)

243 Nope. Churchill made an agreement with Stalin in his visit to Moscow without the USA's knowledge to divy up eastern Europe. Posted by: polynikes at February 04, 2014 01:01 PM (m2CN7) That was the "Naughty Document". It pretty gave Stalin what he already had in exchange for The British and the WEST getting Greece.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 09:02 AM (t3UFN)

244 Last man in the sled has to sit ~~facing rearwards~~ with a rifle and shoot ~~targets~~ other contestants as they pass by them. The preceding meets with my approval.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 09:03 AM (naUcP)

245 I'm still digging the one about replacing cross country skiing with the ski jump in the biathlon.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 09:03 AM (0jFxY)

246 Pfeh.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 09:03 AM (naUcP)

247 182 Checking out the women's curling team photos...and yep, lots of curling hotties.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 12:51 PM (7ObY1)

No surprise; the brooms and all that. Now we need a sammich making competition.

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2014 09:03 AM (Kkt/i)

248 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 04, 2014 12:57 PM (Z7PrM) In a sane world... the debt ceiling and budget bill would be... the same bill... Because the Budget is how much you will spend.... and the debt ceiling is how much you can borrow to support said spending... But that is Business 101... so the Government can't run that way...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2014 09:03 AM (84gbM)

249 Damn it-- "luge" that's a weird word--off to look it up. Lunge with Common Core spelling.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 09:03 AM (t+DWU)

250 I must humbly offer this in supplication:

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 01:01 PM (VtjlW)

AtC....humble, and.....and.....in supplication.

Hmmmmm.

BRB.

Bunk

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:04 AM (JpC1K)

251 Curlers can do it all night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 09:04 AM (t3UFN)

252 Snow Fort 100 meters

Capture the flag battle in the snow. Each team has 40 min to construct a snow fort 100 meters apart. At the start of battle time players may only use ammo constructed during construction to eliminate opponents.

Posted by: weft cut-loop[/i] [/b] at February 04, 2014 09:04 AM (cxs6V)

253

in exchange for The British and the WEST getting Greece.

EU wishing the could take a mulligan on that one . . .

Posted by: McCool at February 04, 2014 09:04 AM (nCSwS)

254 Youngster. 43 next Thursday. /assumes fetal position under desk and cries Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 01:01 PM (naUcP) GET OFF MY LAWN. Come July, I will be six years younger than the age Flea is now. *waits for Horde to do the math and realize what year I was born*

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 09:04 AM (VtjlW)

255 Bono-Kennedy slalom where instead of flags you're tasked to go between trees while throwing a football to your partner.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 09:04 AM (bxpf3)

256 You guys are getting lazy. I remember a time here at AoS when you could take ANY thread back to the Civil War within the first 40 comments. Today it takes you 200 comments to get back to WWII.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 09:05 AM (/hs1M)

257 257 I can stand around with a broom all night also.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 09:05 AM (6bMeY)

258 No surprise; the brooms and all that. Now we need a sammich making competition. Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2014 01:03 PM (Kkt/i)

Annnnnnd this is why I switched to only drinking water while reading AoSHQ.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:05 AM (JpC1K)

259

This November, when conservatives send a message to the GOP establishment by voting for Democrat candidates, don't think of it as a grassroots temper tantrum; think of it as the Republican base reaching across the aisle to work with our friends in the Democratic party.

To get things done.

For America.

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at February 04, 2014 12:18 PM (wqTAg)

I strongly disagree. Without getting too cornball about it, good men and women died for our right to vote. The vote is, among other things, an expression of public will and personal conscience. Throwing that vote away in a cynical (and tactically idiotic) gesture is disrespectful, for lack of a better word.

You could do what the libertarians do every national election cycle: stay home in a huff. No harm, no foul.

Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2014 09:05 AM (V9ol4)

260 And as to new Olympic sports??? Buddy of mine wants to do a video... of Fencing on Skis... and wants me involved... I'm highly experienced in both... but when he asked that... I asked if he wanted me to hold his beer... (he didn't get it..... sadly)...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2014 09:05 AM (84gbM)

261 The IOC asked Sandra Fluke to catch the luge sleds at the end of the run. With her vagina. She said no, was too busy setting up fake residency in HollyWeird.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:05 AM (vHRtU)

262 Crossbows!

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 09:06 AM (0jFxY)

263 I'm still digging the one about replacing cross country skiing with the ski jump in the biathlon. Nothing settles the heartrate & allows you to fire a rifle than sailing halfway down a mountain.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 09:06 AM (t+DWU)

264 Soona, if the bubble pops, obama's last two years will be pretty bad for him. And hitlery's easy '16 win will be in serious jeopardy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 12:59 PM (/hs1M)

--------------------------------------

Remember the MFM? Yeah, Baraka will be so angry over what the repubs have done to America.

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2014 09:06 AM (plAcy)

265 Yeah I'm getting old too. I'll be 25 middle of February. *Runs and hides.

Posted by: Adam at February 04, 2014 09:06 AM (Aif/5)

266 208 Oh that's right, the markets are being floated by the insane govt debt-spending and if the spigot turns off, the bubble will pop.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 12:43 PM (/hs1M)

You're right, but do you want to be the guy that publicly pops it with a needle and makes everyone's retirement get cut in half? Something tells me people aren't going to be lining and voting for the GOP if they trigger a meltdown, even if it was a long time coming.

Everyone knows the housing bubble and subsequent meltdown was created by liberal government programs like Fannie and Freddie Mac, but I don't remember American voters giving the GOP any credit when it all came crashing down in 2008.

If your goal is simply "Let it Burn" then I guess I can see the logic in wanting some sort of bond default, but don't expect the country to give pats in the back to the GOP if they're the ones that decide to finally pop it.

Posted by: McAdams at February 04, 2014 09:06 AM (Xa3S9)

267 I find the Olympics annoying this year because they are turning out to be one more thing for the loud militant gays to scream and shriek over and a platform for the media to continue to tell us super sad stories about gay people being oppressed in America and Russia while ignoring the Arabic world and its medieval treatment of gay people. Honestly I am evenly split on whether the terrorist attack there will come from Muslims or activist gays.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 04, 2014 09:06 AM (RZ8pf)

268 Prepare for the Enfuckening.

You can thank me later.

Posted by: Paul Ryan's Boyish Grin and Sinewy Arms at February 04, 2014 09:07 AM (NpXoL)

269 196 Ski jumping shouldn't be just about distance. It would be cool if maybe you had a guy below that would throw a football or shoot a t-shirt out of one of those t-shirt cannons and you get extra points for catching it mid-flight.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 12:53 PM (+lsX1)

So, basically, like most extreme elimination challenge. Right you are, Ken. Loved that show.

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2014 09:07 AM (Kkt/i)

270 Checking out the women's curling team photos...and yep, lots of curling hotties. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 12:51 PM (7ObY1) No surprise; the brooms and all that. Now we need a sammich making competition. They ride in on 'em?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 09:07 AM (t+DWU)

271 Gunsmoke is on.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 09:07 AM (6bMeY)

272 Ski Jump Battle. Two guys jump at the same time. They each have a stick. The object is to hit or trip the other guy with their stick, during flight, to make him crash upon landing. It's a single elimination runoff.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 09:07 AM (+lsX1)

273
I'm letting Woody Allen babysit my grandaughters this weekend.

Posted by: John Boehner at February 04, 2014 09:08 AM (n0DEs)

274 Ski jumping shouldn't be just about distance. It would be cool if maybe you had a guy below that would throw a football or shoot a t-shirt out of one of those t-shirt cannons and you get extra points for catching it mid-flight. yeah that is how the Kennedy's used to do it, but that kinda "died" out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 09:08 AM (t3UFN)

275 Yeah I'm getting old too. I'll be 25 middle of February. *Runs and hides. Posted by: Adam at February 04, 2014 01:06 PM (Aif/5) Awww, Bannion, look! Adam volunteered to feed the Ravage.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 09:08 AM (VtjlW)

276 Honestly I am evenly split on whether the terrorist attack there will come from Muslims or activist gays. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 04, 2014 01:06 PM (RZ8pf)

You can bet that if it comes from the gays it will be faaaaaaaaaaaabulous!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:08 AM (JpC1K)

277 I'm think'en .... just a little lube.

Posted by: Paladin at February 04, 2014 09:08 AM (WujO7)

278 Awww, Bannion, look! Adam volunteered to feed the Ravage. Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 01:08 PM (VtjlW)

I dunno, Empress. Looks a little scrawny to me.

Then again, Polly needs a toothpick.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:09 AM (JpC1K)

279 Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2014 01:05 PM (V9ol4) Excuse me.... but any Right must hold its opposite... The Right to speak encompasses the right to remain silent... Those who CHOOSE not to vote... are speaking in the way THEY choose... And for the Record... Libertarians have been supporting the Repubs for a long time, as the lesser of two evils... problem is that we have found that they don't listen.... When enough of the electorate does not vote for the Two entrenched parties... another party WILL come to being to fill the power vacuum... even if the Repubs hate it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2014 09:09 AM (84gbM)

280 274 Prepare for the Enfuckening. You can thank me later. Posted by: Paul Ryan's Boyish Grin and Sinewy Arms at February 04, I'm still pissed you gave me herpes that FIRST time I trusted you.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 09:09 AM (A98Xu)

281 Full contact doubles figure skating. All contestants take the ice at the same time.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 04, 2014 09:09 AM (0Jb7F)

282 Yeah the gays idea of terrorism is glitter bombing. AKA men's figure skating.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 09:09 AM (bxpf3)

283 The ski jump really seems like the sport with the most potential for improvements.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 09:09 AM (0jFxY)

284 NYC Mayor De Blasio Boycotting St. PatrickÂ’s Day Parade Over Organizers Decision To Ban Gay Pride Signs From The ParadeÂ… Speaking of gay Good Luck NYC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 09:09 AM (t3UFN)

285 You can bet that if it comes from the gays it will be faaaaaaaaaaaabulous!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2014 01:08 PM (JpC1K)

Help! Help! I've been glitter bombed!!!

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2014 09:10 AM (GQ8sn)

286 I'm thinking of merging the ski jump with the balance beam.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 09:10 AM (6bMeY)

287 John Kerry Solutions... spoof video by Israelis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBXvrVgWToM

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 04, 2014 09:10 AM (NRYdU)

288 Come July, I will be six years younger than the age Flea is now. *waits for Horde to do the math and realize what year I was born* Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 01:04 PM (VtjlW) ********* Wait...is "Flea" one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 09:11 AM (RJMhd)

289 Do we do a frickin' hike every other month now. Sure as hell seems that way.

Posted by: RWC at February 04, 2014 09:11 AM (fWAjv)

290 A simulated avalanche would add a much more exciting dynamic to most winter sports as well.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 09:11 AM (0jFxY)

291

The ski jump really seems like the sport with the most potential for improvements.

Well, for starters, the ramp ought to be substantially higher. I have yet to see a failed jump result in a splat.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 04, 2014 09:11 AM (0Jb7F)

292 The ice skating sure has been dull ever since Tonya Harding retired. Ice skating needs moar kneecapping.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 09:11 AM (7ObY1)

293 294 The Bass player.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 09:11 AM (6bMeY)

294 You can bet that if it comes from the gays it will be faaaaaaaaaaaabulous! Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2014 01:08 PM (JpC1K) Help! Help! I've been glitter bombed!!! Posted by: EC **Golf. Clap**

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 09:11 AM (t+DWU)

295 You're right, but do you want to be the guy that publicly pops it with a needle and makes everyone's retirement get cut in half? We are going to see how long a car can run on happy thoughts instead of gasoline.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 04, 2014 09:12 AM (+NYjg)

296 Team Ski Jump. Four jumpers on one pair of super long skis.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 09:12 AM (+lsX1)

297
So the easiest way to keep a commie mayor away from an event is to say no gay signs? That could be used over and over.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2014 09:12 AM (n0DEs)

298 Ice skating needs moar kneecapping. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 01:11 PM (7ObY1) And sex tapes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 09:12 AM (t3UFN)

299 Nope. Churchill made an agreement with Stalin in his visit to Moscow without the USA's knowledge to divy up eastern Europe. Posted by: polynikes
==
I'd suggest a reading of Max Hastings' book "Winston's War: Churchill 1940-1945"

page 462 (paperback edition)

Excerpt: "The target date for launching such an assault would be July 1, 1945"

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2014 09:12 AM (JBggj)

300 I'd like the ski jumping to be like they do in Steamboat, CO every year during the Lighted Man celebration: at night, through a ring of fire!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2014 09:12 AM (POpqt)

301 Make the Iranian Women's Ski Team wear all white burkas.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:12 AM (vHRtU)

302 45 ish? She's my age.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 09:13 AM (6bMeY)

303

Require the elimination of the Insurance Company Bailout and let it roll. They can still give in but the Dems will look pretty bad going to the mats in favour of it. That way they can have the year of Obamacare. Hit it in every way and on every subject. "What will we order for lunch?" "The soup or the half club sandwich, but definitely not the Obamacare. The premiums are up along with the copays, and deductibles."

Posted by: dirks strewn at February 04, 2014 09:13 AM (kfcYC)

304 The ski jump really seems like the sport with the most potential for improvements. - Well, for starters, the ramp ought to be substantially higher. I have yet to see a failed jump result in a splat. Go back and watch WWoS Agony of Defeat. Jump could be at street level for that guy & it wouldn't matter.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 09:13 AM (t+DWU)

305 Use frozen dead terrorists for sleds.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:13 AM (vHRtU)

306 The Iranian Women's Ski ^Jumping^ Team would be-- tragic.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 09:13 AM (RJMhd)

307 Women topless in the snow. Fencing. With nipples.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 09:13 AM (LSJmV)

308 Ice hockey and pairs skating. To score goals you have to throw your partner into a suspended net. No less than a double rotation counts.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 09:14 AM (bxpf3)

309 Susan Rice blasts Israel for 'Personal Attacks'... Put on your big girl pants...biyatch!

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 04, 2014 09:14 AM (NRYdU)

310 Jackass crew designs all jumps and obstacles.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:14 AM (vHRtU)

311 Two words: Figure Luging.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 09:14 AM (VtjlW)

312 302 Synchronized Ski Jump. That's it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 09:14 AM (6bMeY)

313 308 45 ish? She's my age. Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 01:13 PM (6bMeY) ******* I dunno---it had too many moving parts for me.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 04, 2014 09:14 AM (RJMhd)

314 Use frozen dead terrorists for sleds. Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 01:13 PM (vHRtU) I like the way you think

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 09:15 AM (t3UFN)

315
I'm thinking of merging the ski jump with the balance beam.

Um.... they already do that. See X games.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2014 09:15 AM (n0DEs)

316 Ice Cuckolding

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2014 09:15 AM (fkYO9)

317 I think flame throwers should be involved.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 09:15 AM (A98Xu)

318 Republicans Mulling What They Will Demand In Exchange For Debt Ceiling Hike Before They Cave And Just Raise The Debt Ceiling Well, Speaker Boehner, do you want to keep the lifetime supply of Rice-A-Roni or go for what's behind curtain number three, which Kathleen Sibelius is showing you?

Posted by: Monty Hussein Hall at February 04, 2014 09:15 AM (MMC8r)

319 Women topless in the snow. Fencing. With nipples.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 01:13 PM (LSJmV)

Nipple fencing?!?!

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2014 09:15 AM (GQ8sn)

320 Some punk on Facebook is screaming at me about Wal-Mart for some reason. What, am I a spokesman for Wal-Mart now? His FB page is full of references to "Tea-tards" and "teabaggers" and such. I guess the libs think conservatives are all Wal-Mart fanatics or something. But he's getting tedious, so I'm blocking him.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 09:15 AM (7ObY1)

321 Women topless in the snow. Fencing. With nipples. Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 01:13 PM (LSJmV)

You mean, its possible there could be a version without nipples?

::: shudder :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:15 AM (JpC1K)

322 They should combine the speed skiing with the ski jump. Would need a bit more landing area if you are taking off at 130 mph, though.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 04, 2014 09:16 AM (0Jb7F)

323 I think flame throwers should be involved. Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 01:15 PM (A98Xu) So your talking about men's figure skating right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 09:16 AM (t3UFN)

324 Ice Dildo Pron

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:16 AM (vHRtU)

325 >>Susan Rice blasts Israel for 'Personal Attacks'...

Got anything to say about our comments about Kerry, infidel beyotch?

Posted by: Iran at February 04, 2014 09:16 AM (POpqt)

326 "I dunno---it had too many moving parts for me." It was like a Common Core math problem.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 09:16 AM (0jFxY)

327 Speed skating on a figure 8 track like at a destruction derby.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 09:16 AM (LSJmV)

328 Some punk on Facebook is screaming at me about Wal-Mart for some reason. Tell her Walmart has created more jobs than Obama.

Posted by: --- at February 04, 2014 09:16 AM (MMC8r)

329 Speaking of super high ramps, I was watching X Games a bit ago and ESPN built some ridiculously high ramp and Tony Hawk got to the top, looked down and more or less said oh fuck no, are you insane? When Tony Hawk thinks your ramp is too high, your ramp is too high.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 09:17 AM (VtjlW)

330 Nipple fencing?!?! Posted by: EC Yes! Has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 09:17 AM (LSJmV)

331 Giant Slalom Attack. Regular giant slalom but the opposing team can place three players, anywhere on the course, who will attempt to tackle the skier before crossing the finish line.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 09:18 AM (+lsX1)

332 Women topless in the snow. Fencing. With nipples. Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 01:13 PM (LSJmV) You mean, its possible there could be a version without nipples? ::: shudder ::: Fake snow. In Florida?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 09:18 AM (t+DWU)

333 184 It's that awful Ted Cruz's fault that Mitt Romney lost the presidency.Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 04, 2014 12:51 PM (tmzN0)
No, it was the fault of that awful Rush Limbaugh and his moronic SoCon toadies.

Posted by: Freddy FiCon at February 04, 2014 09:18 AM (juDHN)

334 Dueling Monster zamboni's.

FIFY

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:18 AM (JpC1K)

335 Full contact speed skating (roller) derby?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2014 09:18 AM (POpqt)

336 Death Race 2000 on frozen lakes with flamethrowers and Ice Maidens

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:18 AM (vHRtU)

337 So your talking about men's figure skating right? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 01:16 PM (t3UFN) Yes, yes I was.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 09:18 AM (A98Xu)

338 Another thing to look forward to NBC doing their best to embargo results until their broadcast times. I know they paid for yhe rights, but in this day and age it's almost no longer feasible. Annoying to see Live talking heads doing build up, analysis of a competition that they, and everyone else who cares to know, know the result of because of Twitter, etc.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 04, 2014 09:18 AM (ZshNr)

339 Tell her Walmart has created more jobs than Obama. And provides better health insurance options.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 09:18 AM (PYAXX)

340 335 Some punk on Facebook is screaming at me about Wal-Mart for some reason. Tell her Walmart has created more jobs than Obama. Posted by: --- at February 04, 2014 01:16 PM (MMC8r) Also tell him that Wal-mart's health insurance has been declared better than Obamacare.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 04, 2014 09:18 AM (bCEmE)

341 Doesn't Russia have a lot of bears? Hungry Bears should be involved. And yes, I'm thinking about Men's Figure Skating again.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 09:19 AM (A98Xu)

342 Fake snow. In Florida? Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 01:18 PM (t+DWU) It's all fake man! All of it! ATLANTA WAS SHUT DOWN BY THE ILLUMINATI, WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!! Though, for the record, I do agree that the Patriots are actually Illuminati funded lizard-people.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 09:20 AM (VtjlW)

343 Two man slalom skiing with lassos.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 09:20 AM (LSJmV)

344 Republican Senators battle bears with frozen hearings!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:20 AM (vHRtU)

345 The ski jump really seems like the sport with the most potential for improvements.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 01:09 PM

What would Brian Boitano doo?

Posted by: South Park Conglomerated Host at February 04, 2014 09:20 AM (KQp38)

346 Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 01:19 PM (A98Xu) You don't come for the medals, do you?

Posted by: Russian Ice Skating Bears at February 04, 2014 09:21 AM (PYAXX)

347 When Tony Hawk thinks your ramp is too high, your ramp is too high.

Maybe he's just old. Like you.

*Runs off cackling at stuff you would never say in meat space *

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2014 09:21 AM (n0DEs)

348

Nipple fencing?!?!

Posted by: EC

Yes! Has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 01:17 PM (LSJmV)

Well played, my friend. Top drawer. Top. Drawer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 04, 2014 09:21 AM (zF6Iw)

349 It's all fake man! All of it! ATLANTA WAS SHUT DOWN BY THE ILLUMINATI, WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!! Everybody always forgets about us...

Posted by: The Gnomes of Zurich at February 04, 2014 09:21 AM (PYAXX)

350 The most useful metric I ever used to clean up my Facebook friends list was whenever I saw that pink equal sign pop up. It dramatically cut down the amount of bullshit that popped up on my page.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 09:21 AM (0jFxY)

351 Believe it or not, this was an olympic demonstration sport https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvk4PpFORD4

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 09:22 AM (bxpf3)

352 Be sure and get your Official Brian Boitano diaper!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:22 AM (vHRtU)

353 They are all my puppets.

Posted by: Sekrit Sikh at February 04, 2014 09:22 AM (fkYO9)

354 "What would Brian Boitano doo?
Posted by: South Park Conglomerated Host at February 04, 2014 01:20 PM"

He'd kick an ass or two...that's what Brian Boitano would do.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2014 09:23 AM (knoK7)

355 "When Tony Hawk thinks your ramp is too high, your ramp is too high" Pussy.

Posted by: Average Ukrainian Teenager at February 04, 2014 09:23 AM (0jFxY)

356 When Tony Hawk thinks your ramp is too high, your ramp is too high. Maybe he's just old. Like you. *Runs off cackling at stuff you would never say in meat space I lol'd. Now, get off my lawn!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 09:23 AM (t+DWU)

357 Honestly I am evenly split on whether the terrorist attack there will come from Muslims or activist gays.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at February 04, 2014 01:06 PM (RZ8pf)

And meanwhile, crickets on the New Year's Eve Arson at the jovial bar "Neighbors" in Seattle. Person of interest in custody has Libyan passport - obviously not Muslim.

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2014 09:23 AM (Kkt/i)

358 326 Some punk on Facebook is screaming at me about Wal-Mart for some reason.

What, am I a spokesman for Wal-Mart now?

His FB page is full of references to "Tea-tards" and "teabaggers" and such.

I guess the libs think conservatives are all Wal-Mart fanatics or something.

But he's getting tedious, so I'm blocking him. Posted by: BlueStateRebel

My wife has a Facebook page, and occasionally I'll look at it. Liberals really can't help themselves, it only takes a handful to vomit all over the place and stink it up.

I've blocked a few of her aquaintances without her knowing (I know I'm evil) it's usually only the serial offenders that have decided FaceBook is their tool for political activism and decide to insult everyone else on a regular basis.

The best thing you can do is defriend these people, I do think it eventually catches up to them.

Posted by: McAdams at February 04, 2014 09:23 AM (Xa3S9)

359 358 Ballet Skiing? Yech.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 09:23 AM (6bMeY)

360 358 Believe it or not, this was an olympic demonstration sport https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvk4PpFORD4 Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 After watching that, I'm thinking bears AND flamethrowers at the same time.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 09:23 AM (A98Xu)

361 for the last time, they are NOT caving, they will be reaching across the aisle to again give the Dems a hand job. Put that image together with an image of Wasserman-Schultz or Waxman and you'll realize how bad it is.

Posted by: mallfly at February 04, 2014 09:24 AM (bJm7W)

362 Here's the best reason that Bikini Skiing should be in the Winter Olympics http://www.adrants.com/images/si_swimsuit_2013_kate_upton_promo.png

Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2014 09:24 AM (aTXUx)

363 Honestly I am evenly split on whether the terrorist attack there will come from Muslims or activist gays. Both at once! I'd tune in to watch that!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 09:24 AM (naUcP)

364

Believe it or not, this was an olympic demonstration sport

That one needs some bears. Or guns.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 04, 2014 09:24 AM (0Jb7F)

365 Maybe he's just old. Like you. *Runs off cackling at stuff you would never say in meat space * Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2014 01:21 PM (n0DEs) *loads up experimental squirrel cannon* *fires* *watches red puff bloom in distance* Bannion, you were right. It does work!

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 09:24 AM (VtjlW)

366

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

See Big Daddy Don Garlitz and his all-female pit crew! Find out why they call him "Biiiiiiiiiiiig Daddy!"

Take Route 101 North! Go west, go east, go north, go south, stop at a Burger King and yell "Where the HELL am I?"

Sunnnnnnnndaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 04, 2014 09:24 AM (zF6Iw)

367 The U.S.Â’s top nuclear negotiator admitted on Tuesday that Iran could continue developing ballistic missiles under the recently inked nuclear accord meant to scale back TehranÂ’s nuclear program. Under pressure from the Senate Foreign Relations Committee (SFRC), U.S. negotiator Wendy Sherman conceded that the U.S. failed to Â“shut downÂ” IranÂ’s ongoing development of ballistic missiles, which have long range capabilities and are the preferred weapon for delivering a nuclear payload. Can obama drive a hard bargain or what? And yet he keeps rick rolling the Republicans? Kinda show's ya where you stand ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 09:24 AM (t3UFN)

368 Though, for the record, I do agree that the Patriots are actually Illuminati funded lizard-people. Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 01:20 PM (VtjlW)

*ahem* Unlike, say, the Browns?

Coach Chudzinski? You know why he really was fired, don't you?

He let the secret out.

http://tinyurl.com/65o2d

Wake up Browns sheeple!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:24 AM (JpC1K)

369 Nipple fencing?!?! Posted by: EC

Yes! Has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 01:17 PM (LSJmV)

Well played, my friend. Top drawer. Top. Drawer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

You mean you want to see Madonna's bustier at the Olympics?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2014 09:24 AM (NNjb2)

370 After watching that, I'm thinking bears AND flamethrowers at the same time. Bears with flamethrowers?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 09:25 AM (naUcP)

371 He'd kick an ass or two...that's what Brian Boitano would do.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2014 01:23 PM

We were thinking something along the lines of a roman candle and a gerbil.

Posted by: South Park Conglomerated Host at February 04, 2014 09:25 AM (KQp38)

372 Bannion, you were right. It does work! Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 01:24 PM (VtjlW)

I had the boffins up all night!!

And since it was an all ginger lab, when they were done we did some boffin.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:26 AM (JpC1K)

373 378 I like it.

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 04, 2014 09:26 AM (6bMeY)

374 "We were thinking something along the lines of a roman candle and a gerbil.
Posted by: South Park Conglomerated Host at February 04, 2014 01:25 PM"

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I type "kick"? Fucking autocorrect....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2014 09:27 AM (knoK7)

375 Wake up Browns sheeple! Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 04, 2014 01:24 PM (JpC1K) Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex with the thought of the Browns drafting some C.H.U.D.s

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 09:27 AM (VtjlW)

376 And since it was an all ginger lab, when they were done we did some boffin. As boffins, they were soul-challenged, thus I see no harm (aside from the ginger getting peckish).

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 09:27 AM (naUcP)

377 Here's the best reason that Bikini Skiing should be in the Winter Olympics

http://www.adrants.com/images/si_swimsuit_2013_kate_upton_promo.png

Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2014 01:24 PM (aTXUx)

---------------------------------------------

Look at the scenery behind her. If that isn't symbolism.......

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2014 09:27 AM (plAcy)

378 "He'd kick an ass or two...that's what Brian Boitano would do." Rhymes with kick.

Posted by: Average Ukrainian Teenager at February 04, 2014 09:27 AM (0jFxY)

379 Atc, you're right. We need an entire post devoted to MoronHorde Winter Olympic Sports.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 09:27 AM (bxpf3)

380 PGiS it will be an activist gay who embraces the idea all Muslims are peaceful. Helping them fight their war against Imperialist Amerikkka.

People tend to forget how Pym met his death.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2014 09:27 AM (NNjb2)

381 Can obama drive a hard bargain or what? And yet he keeps rick rolling the Republicans? Kinda show's ya where you stand ha? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2014 01:24 PM (t3UFN) This is what happens when you elect childish tools with dream catchers on their rear view mirrors, who enjoy poetry and whose only reality has been wine coolers and pizza parties with neat political discussions in their Harvard dorm rooms.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 09:27 AM (A98Xu)

382 Can obama drive a hard bargain or what? And yet he keeps rick rolling the Republicans? Kinda show's ya where you stand ha? It's proof of one (or, perhaps, both) of two possibilities: 1- The Republicans suck, and can't even negotiate their way out of a wet paper sack with a GPS and a blowtorch. 2- The SCOAMT likes Iran a lot better than he likes the United States.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 09:28 AM (PYAXX)

383 Rhymes with kick. Posted by: Average Ukrainian Teenager at February 04, 2014 01:27 PM (0jFxY) HAHAHAHA

Posted by: Seems legit at February 04, 2014 09:28 AM (A98Xu)

384 Abandon the debt ceiling. Void all public and private debt. Initiate Magpie currency based on bottle caps, bits of string, and shiny things. Put everyone on mandatory birth control. Get high and fuck a lot.

Posted by: Occupy No Panties Street at February 04, 2014 09:28 AM (vHRtU)

385 Do not taunt Happy Fun Alex with the thought of the Browns drafting some C.H.U.D.s Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 01:27 PM (VtjlW)

http://tinyurl.com/5sphcmn

Posted by: Mike Lombardi[/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:29 AM (JpC1K)

386 The Cleveland Browns .... hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Detroit Lions Fan at February 04, 2014 09:29 AM (JBggj)

387 Atc, you're right. We need an entire post devoted to MoronHorde Winter Olympic Sports. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 01:27 PM (bxpf3) I'm open to the concept of MoronHorde Summer Olympic Sports as well. I'm rather certain that various and sundry suggestions can be made to improve women's beach volleyball to pick a sport totally at random.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 09:29 AM (VtjlW)

388 Initiate Magpie currency based on bottle caps, bits of string, and shiny things. Some of us are already primed to collect NukaCola caps, so we may have something there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 09:30 AM (naUcP)

389 Bears with flamethrowers?

Well don't you think your 'Right to arm bears' is going a bit too far. Soon those polar bears will be wanting W80 armed cruise missiles.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2014 09:30 AM (NNjb2)

390 Allow each citizen the right to print their own money.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 09:30 AM (6bMeY)

391 Did someone mention Kate Upton in the Olympics?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:30 AM (0HooB)

392 Summer sports - Olympic Jart Throwing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2014 09:30 AM (NNjb2)

393 Nipple fencing?!?!

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2014 01:15 PM (GQ8sn)

****

Never! I prefer free range nipples!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 04, 2014 09:31 AM (lHb9q)

394 One more day full of GOP spinelessness.

/shocked face

Posted by: tangonine at February 04, 2014 09:31 AM (x3YFz)

395 I'm rather certain that various and sundry suggestions can be made to improve women's beach volleyball to pick a sport totally at random. Honestly, I'm torn between modifications to the outfits, and adding landmines and a monofilament net.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 09:31 AM (naUcP)

396 >>It's proof of one (or, perhaps, both) of two possibilities:

1- The Republicans suck, and can't even negotiate their way out of a wet paper sack with a GPS and a blowtorch.

2- The SCOAMT likes Iran a lot better than he likes the United States.

Or......

3- Iran doesn't give a shit what the NSA has on them.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2014 09:32 AM (POpqt)

397 I'm rather certain that various and sundry suggestions can be made to improve women's beach volleyball to pick a sport totally at random.

Pre-game oiling by fan chosen by lottery.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2014 09:32 AM (GQ8sn)

398 Honestly, I'm torn between modifications to the outfits, and adding landmines and a monofilament net. Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 01:31 PM (naUcP) I fail to see how those are binary options.

Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us, oh mighty SMOD at February 04, 2014 09:32 AM (VtjlW)

399 1- The Republicans suck, and can't even negotiate their way out of a wet paper sack with a GPS and a blowtorch.

2- The SCOAMT likes Iran a lot better than he likes the United States.

Or......

3- Iran doesn't give a shit what the NSA has on them.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2014 01:32 PM (POpqt)

All of the above.

Posted by: tangonine at February 04, 2014 09:32 AM (x3YFz)

400 I'm rather certain that various and sundry suggestions can be made to improve women's beach volleyball to pick a sport totally at random. Posted by: alexthechick ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Could lead to the greatly feared 'sand in vag' penalty.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 09:32 AM (LSJmV)

401

In boxing, there are prizefighters known as professional opponents, usually over-the-hill, $100 per round palookas whose primary job is to pad the records of up-and-coming prospects and whose secondary job is not to get seriously hurt. As a result, they fight protectively, defensively, clinching and covering and evading. Watching two professional opponents fight each other, each leery of taking risks or chancing punishment, is a boring ordeal.

Such men often entertain comeback dreams because many of them at one time were considered prospects themselves, but the nature of their job is such that the professional opponent's defensive, 'not get hurt' style becomes ingrained, and they forget how to fight to win. They are, in a very literal sense, professional losers and they've forgotten how to be anything more than professional losers.

You see where I'm going with this, right?

Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2014 09:32 AM (V9ol4)

402

Waiting for Ace's follow up to this story that reads...

"The GOP... get this... surrenders, raising the debt ceiling"

Posted by: skinnydipinacid at February 04, 2014 09:33 AM (dt2qx)

403 1- The Republicans suck, and can't even negotiate their way out of a wet paper sack with a GPS and a blowtorch.

2- The SCOAMT likes Iran a lot better than he likes the United States.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 01:28 PM (PYAXX)

-------------------------------------------------

Let's see here. Okay, I pick answers 1 and 2. What did I win?

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2014 09:33 AM (plAcy)

404 Soon those polar bears will be wanting W80 armed cruise missiles. I've been mounting Tomahawks on beluga whales for a decade. I don't see an issue with this. This way, the whales save themselves...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 09:33 AM (naUcP)

405 406 Posted by: tangonine at February 04, 2014 01:32 PM (x3YFz) Or they've been playing for the other team all along

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at February 04, 2014 09:33 AM (MhA4j)

406 Pre-game oiling by fan chosen by lottery.

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2014 01:32 PM (GQ8sn)

One slight alteration to the rule: the players are required to oil each other.

$$$$

Posted by: tangonine at February 04, 2014 09:33 AM (x3YFz)

407 The best thing you can do is defriend these people, I do think it eventually catches up to them. I hear you. This one isn't even a FB friend, but it's on a public page. I do know who the guy is though, he goes to my gym. He's a loudmouth who's always complaining that they show FNC and not MSNBC on the big-screens, and he's always badmouthing "tea-tards" at the top of his stupid lungs. Everybody ignores him at the gym. Libs have to politicize everything. The rest of us are just there to work out. But since he isn't a friend, I can't defriend him. I can (and did) block him though so I won't have to see his drivel.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 09:33 AM (7ObY1)

408 Summer Biathlon with Rifle and Jet Boards.

Posted by: Occupy No Panties Street at February 04, 2014 09:34 AM (vHRtU)

409 One slight alteration to the rule: the players are required to oil each other.

In slo-mo!

Posted by: EC at February 04, 2014 09:34 AM (GQ8sn)

410 You mean like women's beach volleyball but they can only wear bikini bottoms and white tshirts and the opposing team has water hoses to squirt at them? Summer sports like that?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 09:34 AM (bxpf3)

411 *Looks at time stamp* *Assesses threads entropy* Yup, it's about that time.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 04, 2014 09:34 AM (0jFxY)

412 >>Or they've been playing for the other team all along

What gave you that idea?

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at February 04, 2014 09:34 AM (POpqt)

413

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2014 01:12 PM (JBggj)

Or you can read page 415.

excerpt: He determined to fly to Moscow for bilateral talks with Stalin.

Posted by: polynikes at February 04, 2014 09:34 AM (m2CN7)

414 I'm rather certain that various and sundry suggestions can be made to improve women's beach volleyball to pick a sport totally at random. Electrified net.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 09:35 AM (t+DWU)

415 You know those ski jumps? What if they started below the ramp and used rockets to jump onto the ramp and ski up the ramp?

Posted by: Chris Balsz at February 04, 2014 09:35 AM (5xmd7)

416 I have some ideas to improve the Pole Vault. M. Jenneke compliance video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2014 09:35 AM (fkYO9)

417 What did I win? A boning. Without lube or a reach-around.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 09:36 AM (PYAXX)

418 1:30 in the afternoon and the gym is more than half full. This is why obama 'wins' and conservatism is going extinct. America has changed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 09:36 AM (/hs1M)

419

Howdy, all!

Okay, this is OT but it's past 400 comments at this point, so I think it'll fly.

I would like the left to tell me how it's okay to smear Mitt Romney for having the gall to (get this) not hug his garbage man (remember that?), but it's totally cool to fire a 25 year veteran of NYC's sanitation service because he took a $20 tip from a neighbor after helping to haul away loads of her old furniture and clutter.

NYC Sanitation Worker Forced To Retire For Accepting $20 Tip

CBS New York: http://tinyurl.com/nwjaqzc

And to flashback:

Mitt RomneyÂ’s Â‘invisibleÂ’ garbage man trashes him in union campaign spot

TWITCHY: http://tinyurl.com/p4whjnk

One wonders if the NYC sanitation worker had, say, received a hug in exchange for helping his neighbor if he'd have been fired for sexual harassment.

I find it cute that the guy gets fired for a $20 tip, because there's no difference between a "tip" and "bribery," but union goons can sit around in their snowplows and backhoes smoking crack and drinking beer and it's totally cool.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at February 04, 2014 09:36 AM (4df7R)

420 Has everyone disappeared to their bunk?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 09:36 AM (bxpf3)

421 Why can't we just let it burn!

Posted by: Draki at February 04, 2014 09:37 AM (L8r/r)

422 The 100 meter dash with cheetahs!

Swim relay with sharks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2014 09:37 AM (NNjb2)

423 When it starts affecting our bank accounts...OUR bank accounts...THAT's the hill we die on.

Posted by: The GOP at February 04, 2014 09:37 AM (7ObY1)

424 I have some ideas to improve the Pole Vault. M. Jenneke compliance video Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2014 01:35 PM (fkYO9)

Pole guaranteed every time.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:37 AM (JpC1K)

425 I know how to get a lot more people interested in watching the sculling competition.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 09:37 AM (LSJmV)

426 Has everyone disappeared to their bunk? I mentioned Kate Upton. Sorry, and BRB...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:38 AM (0HooB)

427 Whatever sport this is: http://tinyurl.com/7a3tnzk

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:39 AM (vHRtU)

428 Whoever said, "the customer is always right" was very, very wrong.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 09:39 AM (bxpf3)

429 425 I noticed the same thing with the traffic level during the day and late night. Not too many people working these days.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 04, 2014 09:39 AM (6bMeY)

430 EC probably still has the Elsa Hosk picture open.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2014 09:39 AM (NNjb2)

431 Ski jumping could be more interesting if they jumped over something, like a bunch of cars (like monster truck rallies) or a shark tank.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2014 09:40 AM (POpqt)

432 I know how to get a lot more people interested in watching the sculling competition. Piranhas.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 09:40 AM (t+DWU)

433 422 You know those ski jumps? What if they started below the ramp and used rockets to jump onto the ramp and ski up the ramp? Posted by: Chris Balsz at February 04, 2014 01:35 PM (5xmd7) We approve of this idea...

Posted by: Acme, Rocket Division at February 04, 2014 09:40 AM (84gbM)

434

He's a loudmouth who's always complaining that they show FNC and not MSNBC on the big-screens, and he's always badmouthing "tea-tards" at the top of his stupid lungs.

One good punch to the mouth with a set of free weights would do wonders to change his attitude.

Being silent because you don't want to cause a scene only encourages these assholes. Punch back twice as hard, as some dog-eating crackhead once opined.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 04, 2014 09:40 AM (zF6Iw)

435 I'm up for a rousing rendition of America the Beautiful in Swahili!

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at February 04, 2014 09:40 AM (Dwehj)

436 The 100 meter dash with cheetahs! Combine the 100 Meter Dash with the Javelin Throw: Medals awarded for fewest open wounds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:40 AM (0HooB)

437 1:30 in the afternoon and the gym is more than half full. The New Years resolutionists are out in full force now that the Super Bowl is over. I kid you not, there had to be at least a hundred cars at World Gym at 4:45 am this morning. Yeah, 4:45 AM. I was hoping to beat the rush. By the time I left at quarter past 6, the parking lot looked like an outlet mall on a Saturday afternoon. But the vast majority of the resolutionists will fade away in the coming month.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 09:40 AM (7ObY1)

438 Is it too late to suggest a big, suspended hoop half way down the ski jump mid-air area?
Distance, and aerial accuracy.

Or maybe instead of a hoop...
A brick wall with a hole in it for the skier to pass through.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 04, 2014 09:41 AM (DHj6D)

439 A boning. Without lube or a reach-around.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 01:36 PM (PYAXX)

--------------------------------------------

Man. That's harsh. I think I'll become a libertarian. They get fucked normally, don't they?

Posted by: Soona at February 04, 2014 09:41 AM (plAcy)

440 Rollerball on Ice

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:41 AM (vHRtU)

441 The malls are crowded right now, though. People aren't working and yet they have $$ to spend. I wonder where they're getting it..

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 09:42 AM (/hs1M)

442 One good punch to the mouth with a set of free weights would do wonders to change his attitude. Being silent because you don't want to cause a scene only encourages these assholes. Punch back twice as hard, as some dog-eating crackhead once opined. Mary, I love your style but you do realize I'd not only lose my non-refundable membership, I'd be banned from the gym for life. And arrested.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 09:42 AM (7ObY1)

443 No Kate Upton hijacking allowed for this commment thread.

Posted by: Draki at February 04, 2014 09:42 AM (L8r/r)

444 Forget about bikini skiing, think bikini curling.

I'd like to go over the Russian Women's curling team's brooming techniques as they sweep their way toward gold, baby.

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2014 09:42 AM (UzPAd)

445 It's a Big Club, and we ain't in it -George Carlin

Posted by: ginaswo at February 04, 2014 09:42 AM (I3Aay)

446 427 Has everyone disappeared to their bunk?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 01:36 PM (bxpf3)

Twice. What'd I miss?

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2014 09:42 AM (Kkt/i)

447 Calvinball, on ice skates.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 04, 2014 09:43 AM (DHj6D)

448 And arrested.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 01:42 PM (7ObY1)

Sometimes that 30 days in county is worth it.

Posted by: tangonine at February 04, 2014 09:43 AM (x3YFz)

449 Muay Thai Kock-Curling

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:43 AM (vHRtU)

450 Can't even argue with you on this one, Drew.
It would be frustrating and you'd be right in the end.

Posted by: Nick Shaw at February 04, 2014 09:43 AM (9Xn+t)

451 Kock = Kick. Or not.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:44 AM (vHRtU)

452 Is Drewm your wife??

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 09:44 AM (/hs1M)

453 The malls are crowded right now, though. People aren't working and yet they have $$ to spend. Incorrect assumption. They're in the malls, yes. They're even in stores (sometimes). Mostly they're "just looking." They don't have excess $$$ to spend, but the mall is a free place to hang out indoors with AC in the summer and heat in the winter. That said, the money they *do* have is mostly coming from you, yes.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 09:44 AM (PYAXX)

454 Mary, I love your style but you do realize I'd not only lose my non-refundable membership, I'd be banned from the gym for life. And arrested. Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 04, 2014 01:42 PM (7ObY1) I think 'free weights' = 'accidental punch in the mouth'. "Oh man...I'm sorry....I didn't see you about to walk in front of me as I was doing front raises."

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 04, 2014 09:44 AM (bCEmE)

455 One good punch to the mouth with a set of free weights would do wonders to change his attitude.

Being silent because you don't want to cause a scene only encourages these assholes. Punch back twice as hard, as some dog-eating crackhead once opined.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 04, 2014 01:40 PM (zF6Iw)

Ever punched or been punched by someone? One good punch to the mouth with a set of free weights would take out the guy's teeth and break his jaw, possibly kill him. Real life is not a old Warner Brothers cartoon.

Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2014 09:45 AM (V9ol4)

456 Heh. Kock-curling might be....interesting.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 09:45 AM (bxpf3)

457 For OG Celtic-American
http://youtu.be/mnqj31VPNoE

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2014 09:45 AM (NNjb2)

458 463 Heh. Kock-curling might be....interesting.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at February 04, 2014 01:45 PM (bxpf3)

Wow... talk about stepping into a minefield.

Posted by: tangonine at February 04, 2014 09:45 AM (x3YFz)

459

Why do I think of that scene in Braveheart where the nobles are bitching that the troops are leaving before they have had a chance to go out and negotiate a few baubles for themselves before the surrender anytime Boehner & McConnell are negotiating?

Posted by: Joe at February 04, 2014 09:46 AM (7pOq5)

460 463 Heh. Kock-curling might be....interesting. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod +++++++++++++++++++++++ Can't recommend it...

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 09:46 AM (LSJmV)

461 It's been so long, I don't remember who gets tied up. Thanks Anna, always liked that song for some reason...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 04, 2014 09:46 AM (vHRtU)

462 Hell, just throw the weights at him. Forget trying to punch him.

Posted by: Draki at February 04, 2014 09:46 AM (L8r/r)

463 Arrested and SUED.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 09:47 AM (/hs1M)

464 Ski jumping could be more interesting if they jumped over something, like a bunch of cars (like monster truck rallies) or a shark tank. Flak cannons.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2014 09:47 AM (naUcP)

465 Weren't the original Olympic contested in the nude? Let's get back to the roots.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 04, 2014 09:47 AM (BAS5M)

466 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 01:44 PM (PYAXX) Yep.... I go to the mall periodically.... look at things... Then once I decide what I want, go home and buy it online for cheaper.... LOL.... bought my Durango years ago this way.... test drove it at the lot... went online... found a way better deal than the Salesman wanted to give me... online.... and took delivery of the vehicle from the same damn car lot...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2014 09:47 AM (84gbM)

467 469 Hell, just throw the weights at him. Forget trying to punch him.

Posted by: Draki at February 04, 2014 01:46 PM (L8r/r)

A verbal confrontation would do it. Make a scene. And you will probably have many people thanking your for it, afterward.

Posted by: flounder at February 04, 2014 09:48 AM (Kkt/i)

468 Two words: Splooge Luge.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 04, 2014 09:48 AM (LSJmV)

469 excerpt: He determined to fly to Moscow for bilateral talks with Stalin. Posted by: polynikes
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Yes, Churchill flew to Moscow in order to preserve the liberties of people living in Poland, Greece, and Yugoslavia. Especially Poland.
18 Polish squadrons serving alongside the RAF
26 ships crewed by Polish sailors served with the RN
Up to 35,000 Polish troops fought under British operational command.
Yeah, Churchill flew to Moscow, where he was politely told to mind his own business, but the Red Army did stay out of Greece. My beef is your use of the word "surrender". Churchill didn't surrender - he acknowledged the cold, hard military facts.

Posted by: Detroit Lions Fan at February 04, 2014 09:48 AM (JBggj)

470 Ever punched or been punched by someone? One good punch to the mouth with a set of free weights would take out the guy's teeth and break his jaw, possibly kill him. Real life is not a old Warner Brothers cartoon.

Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2014 01:45 PM (V9ol4)

I know exactly what it would do.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 04, 2014 09:48 AM (zF6Iw)

471 Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2014 01:47 PM (84gbM) Well, that too, but too many of them aren't buying anything at all. They've got no money *to* buy anything, thanks to the Obama-economy.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 09:49 AM (PYAXX)

472 Former Oregon Republican state Rep. Patrick Sheehan is alleging that Cover Oregon staff created dummy web pages to fool the Obama administration into thinking the Obamacare exchange was being built on time.

Sheehan, a former state representation on OregonÂ’s joint IT oversight committee, reports that heÂ’s gone to the FBI with his evidence concerning Cover OregonÂ’s botched launch. Sheehan alleges that Oregon officials may have been touting Â“smoke and mirrorsÂ” in order to receive federal funding and con state lawmakers into believing the Obamacare exchange was further along than it really was.

Posted by: Sam McCloud at February 04, 2014 09:49 AM (e8kgV)

473 Weren't the original Olympic contested in the nude? Let's get back to the roots. Need crowbars for the greek team.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2014 09:49 AM (t+DWU)

474 yesterday and today i received a call from "republican Majority" for money. each time i tell the caller I won't give a cent until they stop talking amnesty. are these callers actually republics? do they care? or are they one day calling people up for mortgage refinance and the next day calling for the pubes?

Posted by: avi at February 04, 2014 09:49 AM (p/izY)

475 When Coca-Cola goes commie, it's all over but the moppin' up!

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at February 04, 2014 09:50 AM (Dwehj)

476 It's time for the "Chisel the Head Ewok out of the puddle of dried pudding and Valu-Rite Competition."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 04, 2014 09:50 AM (0HooB)

477 Nood....well sorta.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 04, 2014 09:50 AM (bCEmE)

478 Posted by: Sam McCloud at February 04, 2014 01:49 PM (e8kgV) I'm sure Eric Holder will devote vast resources to tracking this down. And covering it up.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at February 04, 2014 09:50 AM (PYAXX)

479 The only way to get Boehner to make a conservative stand on anything is for him to see it as being in his own self-interest. If he can be convinced that surrender to the Demonrats will result in more Tea Partiers being elected to the house he may suddenly find a hill worth dying on. His fear and loathing must be used against him.

Posted by: Delurk ergo sum at February 04, 2014 09:51 AM (oectx)

480 Our national serious switch: Epoxied in the off position with a nail driven through it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 04, 2014 09:51 AM (659DL)

481 Real life is not a old Warner Brothers cartoon. If Joe Biden went rabbit hunting I think it would be.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 04, 2014 09:51 AM (qNzkX)

482 OT: Iranian diplomat revises his comments on the Holocaust. http://tinyurl.com/kvhqqyj

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 04, 2014 09:51 AM (E+uky)

483 So you suggesting female nude wrestling as an Olympic sport?

You welcome OG. It is a catchy song with lyrics that make you pay attention.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 04, 2014 09:51 AM (NNjb2)

484 he acknowledged the cold, hard military facts.
Posted by: Detroit Lions Fan

I heroically acknowledge that I am, indeed, a Detroit Lions fan

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2014 09:52 AM (JBggj)

485 The malls are crowded right now, though. People aren't working and yet they have $$ to spend. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 04, 2014 01:42 PM (/hs1M) January is always the clearance sale time, 50 to 80 percent off, especially on shoes February has the Presidents Day sales for the inventory they didn't clear out in January

Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2014 09:52 AM (aTXUx)

486 I know exactly what it would do.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 04, 2014 01:48 PM (zF6Iw)

Ruin the remainder of your life.

Posted by: tangonine at February 04, 2014 09:52 AM (x3YFz)

487 A verbal confrontation would do it. Make a scene. And you will probably have many people thanking your for it, afterward.

Fighting about what channel to watch in the gym is the stuff heroes are made of! Jesus. How about you just put your headphones on and do your business.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2014 09:52 AM (+lsX1)

488 492 The malls are crowded right now, though. People aren't working and yet they have $$ to spend. or they have time to kill

Posted by: avi at February 04, 2014 09:54 AM (p/izY)

489 481 yesterday and today i received a call from "republican Majority" for money. each time i tell the caller I won't give a cent until they stop talking amnesty.
are these callers actually republics? do they care? or are they one day calling people up for mortgage refinance and the next day calling for the pubes?

Posted by: avi at February 04, 2014 01:49 PM (p/izY)

Hah... get the same call. I tell them when Boehner is done prancercising over the constitution then they can call back.

Usually they hang up.

Posted by: tangonine at February 04, 2014 09:54 AM (x3YFz)

490 Biathlon and Curling, 24/7, would be the most awesome coverage ever. Only two sports worth watching, because they are the only two sports that involve objective numbers and skill.

And you can't fault a sport that requires the winners to buy the beer.

Posted by: tcn at February 04, 2014 09:57 AM (3kDQa)

491 I know exactly what it would do.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 04, 2014 01:48 PM (zF6Iw)

Theoretically, I'm sure.

Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2014 09:57 AM (V9ol4)

492 Ya, the republicans won't refuse to raise the debt ceiling.

wanna take any bets that the democrats would refuse a republican president? While raising spending? and blaming the republican? and get a way with it?

Posted by: Robles Mabblus at February 04, 2014 09:58 AM (OVQGR)

493 I heroically acknowledge that I am, indeed, a Detroit Lions fan

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2014 01:52 PM (JBggj)

You sir, have not surrendered against all odds.

Posted by: polynikes at February 04, 2014 09:59 AM (m2CN7)

494 I agree that the Independent Party is far too made up of leftists and Democrats, they're definitely in charge and the bulk of the membership. However, they're small, weak, and largely disorganized, so they are absolutely ready for a coup. It would only take a handful of dedicated, determined, and cunning tea party types in each state to overthrow the party and turn it into a conservative movement complete with all of its branding, established party credentials, and contacts in place.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 04, 2014 10:00 AM (zfY+H)

495 I heroically acknowledge that I am, indeed, a Detroit Lions fan
Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2014 01:52 PM (JBggj)

You sir, have not surrendered against all odds.

Posted by: polynikes at February 04, 2014 01:59 PM (m2CN7)

Have to admit I was a Detroit Pistons fan for a long time due to Joe Dumars. A fellow graduate from McNeese.

Posted by: polynikes at February 04, 2014 10:00 AM (m2CN7)

496 Have to admit I was a Detroit Pistons fan for a long time due to Joe Dumars. A fellow graduate from McNeese. Posted by: polynikes
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Heh. Reminds me of the Glory Days, when the Piston's home game announcer would boom out "Joe Dooooooooomars".

Posted by: mrp at February 04, 2014 10:07 AM (JBggj)

497 The list of GOP surrenders is long enough, there's nothing to gained by adding another one. For some, bad habits are hard to break. For the GOP, they're very hard to break.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 04, 2014 10:16 AM (itCai)

498 but before they can surrender they need to pretend they are going to fight for something. That's part of the high they get from surrendering.

Posted by: SGT Ted at February 04, 2014 11:04 AM (gxI+K)

499

DrewM, you are a master at this.

Congratulations!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Innuendoes for Both Men and Women at the Outrage Outlet! at February 04, 2014 11:06 AM (hLRSq)

500 If these assholes don't start finding hills to die on, they're just going to die in valleys.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2014 11:42 AM (T1005)

501 The debt ceiling is the silliest invention in Congressional history. Congress decides what goods and services to purchase. Then those goods and services are purchased. Then when it comes time to pay for those goods and services, Congress says "Goodness me! We can't afford this! We won't pay for it."

You bought it. Not raising the debt ceiling means you're not paying for those items you specifically bought.

Posted by: Craig at February 05, 2014 05:13 AM (kUCUg)

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