April 15, 2014

White House Asked Ben Carson for Apology for "Offending" Obama at Prayer Breakfast
— Ace

The dignity of the King was offended.

Neurosurgeon Ben Carson says the White House wanted him to apologize for “offending” President Obama after he famously delivered a conservative message at the National Prayer Breakfast last year.

...

“He did not appear to be hostile or angry,” Carson writes of Obama, “but within a matter of minutes after the conclusion of the program, I received a call from some of the prayer breakfast organizers saying that the White House was upset and requesting that I call the president and apologize for offending him. I said that I did not think that he was offended and that I didn’t think that such a call was warranted.”

Incredible. Obama's Praetorian Guard wants people to apologize for disagreeing with him politically.

From @rdbrewer4 in the sidebar.

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1 Dr. Carson is obviously a racist.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2014 09:37 AM (D+lxs)

2 then they audited him...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 09:37 AM (IXrOn)

3 Cast no shade upon the Sun King.

Posted by: toby928© at April 15, 2014 09:37 AM (QupBk)

4 I'm offended often, and never once has SCOAMF called to apologize. Screw that mangy pooch.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 15, 2014 09:37 AM (oDCMR)

5 How dare Dr. Carson offend his majesty.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2014 09:37 AM (D+lxs)

6 Mother928 sends money to some Draft-Carson outfit. I am bewildered by this.

Posted by: toby928© at April 15, 2014 09:38 AM (QupBk)

7 Ironic that President Hemophilia likes to throw sharp elbows.

Posted by: Beorn at April 15, 2014 09:38 AM (dGF4J)

8

ooops, should be His Majesty

 

or His Majesty, Barack Hussein Obama. 

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2014 09:38 AM (D+lxs)

9 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 15, 2014 09:38 AM (PYAXX)

10 Funny, sent this story to my dad this morning, and the IRS targetting link, too. Ben Carson, family and friends target of IRS harassment for criticizing Obama http://tinyurl.com/k4glbc8 examiner.com

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 09:39 AM (IXrOn)

11 ooops, should be His Majesty His Grace.

Posted by: toby928© watched the Tudors at April 15, 2014 09:39 AM (QupBk)

12

No wonder late night comedians don't make jokes about Obama - who would want to take a continuous series of whiny phone calls from the White House about how President Fragile Flower's ego has been hurt.

 

 

"Leave Baracky alone!"  *sobsobsob*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Snow! AHHHHHHHH! at April 15, 2014 09:39 AM (hLRSq)

13 He beats us because he loves us.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2014 09:39 AM (32Ze2)

14 Should we start mocking TFG like Han does Leia in Star Wars? "Your Highness-ness," etc.?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 15, 2014 09:39 AM (PYAXX)

15 In many ways, the story of Obama in no way resembles that of Ben Carson, accomplished neurosurgeon.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 15, 2014 09:40 AM (5UteM)

16 Nice one by Dr. Carson, too. He just shrugs it off and says "no."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 09:40 AM (IXrOn)

17 Tyranny's greatest weakness is ridicule.

Posted by: imp at April 15, 2014 09:40 AM (XIXZz)

18 Dr. Carson should have written him a prescription for Vagisil with instructions to apply as needed.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 15, 2014 09:41 AM (OCuYh)

19 No wonder late night comedians don't make jokes about Obama - who would want to take a continuous series of whiny phone calls from the White House about how President Fragile Flower's ego has been hurt. "Leave Baracky alone!" *sobsobsob* Posted by: Mikey NTH - Snow! AHHHHHHHH! at April 15, 2014 01:39 PM (hLRSq) And why the MSM won't report on him. And,...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 09:41 AM (IXrOn)

20 If I still believed in heroes, Dr. Carson would be one of them. Not just for standing up to the Child King, but because of his outstanding contribution to the field of pediatric surgery.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 09:41 AM (7ObY1)

21 The White House, home of the Chicago thin-crust.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 15, 2014 09:41 AM (9+kKl)

22 Nice one by Dr. Carson, too. He just shrugs it off and says "no." Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 01:40 PM (IXrOn) I think that's the best part of the story.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 15, 2014 09:41 AM (PYAXX)

23

If I am first, am I supposed to do some long self involved Touchdown Dance and taunt the Horde?

 

What is the approved AOSHQ etiquette? 

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2014 09:41 AM (D+lxs)

24 His Majesty isn't fit to french kiss Carson's rectal orifice.

Posted by: maddogg at April 15, 2014 09:42 AM (xWW96)

25 Idiocracy Part Deux: Thuggocracy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 09:42 AM (IXrOn)

26 Apologize because... Shutup!

Posted by: brainpimp at April 15, 2014 09:43 AM (d1LCL)

27 When The Fuhrer says das iz da master race. We heil (Fffffttttt) Heil (fffffttttttt) right in The Fuhrer's face!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2014 09:43 AM (32Ze2)

28 Remember what Moochelle said: "Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual . . ."

Posted by: Furious George at April 15, 2014 09:43 AM (yFb77)

29 Carson seems to be getting into the Healthcare Reform arena, which is a good thing.

Hopefully all this Draft Carson for President crap I get in e-mail will start to die down now.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 15, 2014 09:43 AM (HLprW)

30 How dare he notice the emperor has no clothes!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2014 09:43 AM (IdOTf)

31 Dr. Carson should have written him a prescription for Vagisil with instructions to apply as needed. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 15, 2014 01:41 PM (OCuYh) awsome lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 09:43 AM (IXrOn)

32 Poor Joffrey, getting insulted by someone of far more accomplishment.  Oh wait we talking the President right?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 09:43 AM (FbAHC)

33 What is the approved AOSHQ etiquette?

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2014 01:41 PM (D+lxs)

Taunting is always correct, and if Alex the Chick is around, poking fun at her inability to reach the adult drinking fountain will earn you extra credit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2014 09:44 AM (QFxY5)

34 If I am first, am I supposed to do some long self involved Touchdown Dance and taunt the Horde? What is the approved AOSHQ etiquette? Posted by: rd at April 15, 2014 01:41 PM (D+lxs) act like you've been there......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy Personal Wealth Confiscation Day at April 15, 2014 09:44 AM (u8GsB)

35 At least he had the good grace to not mention that in twenty years of medical practice, Barry's scrotum was one of the smallest he had ever seen.

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2014 09:44 AM (oJUxt)

36 Would it really be so difficult just to apologize? "Dear President Obama, I'm very sorry for offending you. In delivering my speech I should have given greater consideration to your predilection for being a thin-skinned pussybitch. I apologize for this oversight"

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 15, 2014 09:44 AM (SY2Kh)

37 The SCOAMF is quite the whiny little bitch, isn't he?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2014 09:44 AM (DrWcr)

38 If you haven't gotten a letter from the IRS then you haven't gotten off your ass and pissed them off. Got my letter for questioning the guards at Homeland Security compound during the government shutdown. Local Federal Historic site shut down while HLS was in full operational mode.

Posted by: Thomas Swartz at April 15, 2014 09:45 AM (43oin)

39 "Poor Joffrey, getting insulted by someone of far more accomplishment. Oh wait we talking the President right?


Yeah, Joffrey Baracktheon, first of that name.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 15, 2014 09:45 AM (HLprW)

40 Couldn't play the race card that day and the racial solidarity card was not going through. Dammit. Okay, hurt feelings card. Slap it down.

Posted by: AMartel at April 15, 2014 09:45 AM (WWgnZ)

41 Check out this Carson guy and see if his car was part of the traffic jam on the George Washington Bridge.

Posted by: MSNBC news editor at April 15, 2014 09:45 AM (yFb77)

42 Dr. Carson is probably too classy to tell the WH to fuck off.

Posted by: huerfano at April 15, 2014 09:45 AM (bAGA/)

43 What a whiny bitch.

Posted by: Adam at April 15, 2014 09:45 AM (Aif/5)

44 Will no one rid me of this turbulent Doctor!?

Posted by: BHO at April 15, 2014 09:45 AM (D+lxs)

45 Poor Joffrey, getting insulted by someone of far more accomplishment. Oh wait we talking the President right? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 01:43 PM (FbAHC) hoo boy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 09:45 AM (IXrOn)

46 21 The White House, home of the Chicago thin-crust. ----- Please leave Michelle out of this.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's apprentice at April 15, 2014 09:45 AM (R5UOB)

47 "...Obama's Praetorian Guard..."

Posted by: Ace at 01:35 PM

This is both amusing and chilling.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2014 09:46 AM (QFxY5)

48 How about an apology, David Gregory-style: Dear Mr. President: I an sorry you felt hurt and had a bad experience at the prayer breakfast.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2014 09:46 AM (IdOTf)

49 35 At least he had the good grace to not mention that in twenty years of medical practice, Barry's scrotum was one of the smallest he had ever seen.

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2014 01:44 PM (oJUxt)

<<



Small. But PERFECT.

Posted by: Reggie Love, smoking a cigarette at April 15, 2014 09:46 AM (OZmbA)

50 I wonder what they asked Putin to do.

Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2014 09:46 AM (F58x4)

51 And we'd like to let Mr Carson know that he is NOT welcome to use our browser.

Posted by: The Mozilla Foundation at April 15, 2014 09:47 AM (78TbK)

52 "Many have commented that the president appeared to be uncomfortable during my speech, but I was not paying particular attention to him or his reactions, as my comments were really directed more at the American people than the people on the dais,” Carson recalls. So, The Prince Of Bill Ayers got his panties in a bunch because Dr. Carson didn't bow down and kiss his slippers? Color me surprised. This humble man cares more about the Amercian people than the entire democrat party combined. For shame.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 15, 2014 09:47 AM (VlsKe)

53 You know why Obama wasn't hostile or angry? Because he didn't know Carson was slamming him.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 15, 2014 09:47 AM (TlUiY)

54 50I wonder what they asked Putin to do.

Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2014 01:46 PM (F58x4)

 

Prolly asked him to spread his cheeks when they pucker up their lips.

Posted by: maddogg at April 15, 2014 09:47 AM (xWW96)

55 >>Dr. Carson should have written him a prescription for Vagisil with instructions to apply as needed. *opens investigation and borrows notes from IRS*

Posted by: HHS at April 15, 2014 09:48 AM (SUKHu)

56 Barry, we can't play the race card against Carson, but we can darned sure bet that the reason he disagrees with you is because he hates gays.

Posted by: Reggie Love at April 15, 2014 09:48 AM (yFb77)

57 President Butt-hurt. Appropriate in oh, so many ways.

Posted by: imp at April 15, 2014 09:48 AM (XIXZz)

58 act like you've been there...... Not sure if he originated it, but the great former Bills coach Marv Levy used to tell his players that. Don't be dumb, don't be dirty, and if you get in the end zone, act like you've been there before.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 09:48 AM (7ObY1)

59 Obama is getting his thong in a knot over a private citizen giving him a little grief over his stupid policies. Just mail him a pacifier.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 15, 2014 09:49 AM (R5UOB)

60 "What miserable drones and traitors have I nourished and brought up in my household, who let their lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a low-born doctor?"

Posted by: His Majesty and Protector of the Left, Barack Hussein Obama the First at April 15, 2014 09:49 AM (D+lxs)

61 The King would have gotten better results if he asked Herr Carson if he would come out against the NRA.

Posted by: Beyond Disgusted at April 15, 2014 09:49 AM (thLL8)

62 Dr. Carson should have written him a prescription for Vagisil with instructions to apply as needed. And if that doesn't work, hand him a Midol.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 15, 2014 09:49 AM (PMGbu)

63 In America, you have the "right to be offended"
But no right to ask for an apology.

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton, former FBI asset known as “CI-7” at April 15, 2014 09:49 AM (e8kgV)

64 Game of  Overblowns

Posted by: polynikes at April 15, 2014 09:50 AM (m2CN7)

65 We should barrage the White House with baby rattles.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 09:50 AM (IXrOn)

66 Dear Dr. Carson, I propose we meet soon to discuss my husband's inadequacies. Ever seen the Lincoln bedroom? Mooch

Posted by: FLOTUS at April 15, 2014 09:51 AM (R5UOB)

67 65 We should barrage the White House with baby rattles. and binkies!

Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 09:51 AM (7ObY1)

68 Obama's Praetorian Guard wants people to apologize for disagreeing with him politically. Want in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up the quickest. //One of dad's favorite sayings.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2014 09:51 AM (CRyse)

69 Was it that Obama was pissed or more likely Val Jar was pissed? I don't think Barry has that much bandwidth for social interaction.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 15, 2014 09:51 AM (oDCMR)

70 Or Tweet the Woody quote from Zombieland, to "nut up."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 09:51 AM (FbAHC)

71 In many ways, the story of Obama in no way resembles that of Ben Carson, accomplished neurosurgeon.

This bears repeating.

In fact, I'm offended that a man of Dr. Carson's stature and accomplishment was even asked to demean himself by speaking at an event in honor of a do-nothing nobody whose mere presence at Columbia has yet to be confirmed by any transcripts or eyewitnesses to his attendance.

Posted by: Phinn, founder of the Scottish Immigration Activist Front at April 15, 2014 09:51 AM (i5GO4)

72 Were I in Dr Carson's shoes, that request would have been followed by the biggest 'F-U' in the history of 'F-U's'..

Posted by: Mr Wolf at April 15, 2014 09:51 AM (nRgwZ)

73 Man, I remember joking (but not really) with a friend that lèse-majesté would be a problem with this guy on his Inauguration Day in 2009. He has shown incredible restraint as compaired to how long I thought he could hold out, I'll give him that.

Posted by: Dr. Todd Ambrosius at April 15, 2014 09:51 AM (SNWTU)

74 58 act like you've been there...... Not sure if he originated it, but the great former Bills coach Marv Levy used to tell his players that. Don't be dumb, don't be dirty, and if you get in the end zone, act like you've been there before. Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 01:48 PM (7ObY1) it's great advice...

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy Personal Wealth Confiscation Day at April 15, 2014 09:52 AM (u8GsB)

75 Dr. Carson should have written him a prescription for Vagisil with instructions to apply as needed. And if that doesn't work, hand him a Midol. Beaudreaux's Butt Paste for a case of severe red ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2014 09:52 AM (CRyse)

76 act like you've been there...... Not sure if he originated it, but the great former Bills coach Marv Levy used to tell his players that. Don't be dumb, don't be dirty, and if you get in the end zone, act like you've been there before. Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 01:48 PM (7ObY1) ________________ Bud Grant also gave this edict to the Vikings back in the 60's and 70's. Probably predates him too.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2014 09:52 AM (32Ze2)

77 How dare Ben Carson allow his hugely impressive personal accomplishments to overshadow Barack Obama's pretend accomplishments.

Posted by: Warden at April 15, 2014 09:52 AM (bmp0d)

78 Only The Right will be forced to apologize for existing.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 15, 2014 09:52 AM (zllbf)

79 Its TOOLATE to 'pologize . . .   TOO-LA-aa-aa-ATE

Posted by: Sphynx at April 15, 2014 09:52 AM (OZmbA)

80 >>And if that doesn't work, hand him a Midol. BECAUSE WOMEN IN THE WHITE HOUSE GET PAID LESS THAN MEN AND THE RETHUGLICANS WANT TO OUTLAW GIRL MEDICINES AND BIRTH CONTROL.

Posted by: Librul Trying and Failing to Keep Up with Memes at April 15, 2014 09:53 AM (SUKHu)

81 Taunting is always correct, and if Alex the Chick is around, poking fun at her inability to reach the adult drinking fountain will earn you extra credit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2014 01:44 PM (QFxY5)


Shin protection is suggested

Posted by: Bruce Lee's Fist at April 15, 2014 09:53 AM (M+evy)

82 Dr. Carson used way too many two and three-syllable words for our Low Information President to have understood what was being said. Has to be Valerie Ratface who demanded the apology.

Posted by: Furious George at April 15, 2014 09:53 AM (yFb77)

83 We should barrage the White House with baby rattles. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 01:50 PM (IXrOn) ------ I think Ms. 'ette may be on to something here!

Posted by: shredded chi at April 15, 2014 09:53 AM (VlsKe)

84 Carson should apologize to da Zero for not being a zero.

Posted by: maddogg at April 15, 2014 09:53 AM (xWW96)

85 #76 Bud Grant also gave this edict to the Vikings back in the 60's and 70's. Probably predates him too. Gotta miss the old days of the NFL.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 09:53 AM (7ObY1)

86 Shin protection is suggested

Posted by: Bruce Lee's Fist at April 15, 2014 01:53 PM (M+evy)

 

You can usually run away in the time it takes for her to get up on the stepstool.  Problem is she just sends the Ravage after you.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2014 09:54 AM (DrWcr)

87 Send the White House all the Teletubbies you find at flea markets...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 09:54 AM (FbAHC)

88 Want in one hand, shit in the other.
See which one fills up the quickest.
//One of dad's favorite sayings.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2014 01:51 PM (CRyse)


My youngest son hates that saying.


Watching his face when he lets "want" slip out without thinking never gets old.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 15, 2014 09:54 AM (HLprW)

89 Dr. Carson should have asked Obama to come in for a brain scan because there's obviously something amiss up there.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 15, 2014 09:54 AM (5UteM)

90 Dr. Carson is an incredibly humble, classy guy, who does amazing things to fix little kid's brains. That right there is should make any African American, or for that matter, American, proud to call him brother-because he was a pioneer in some of the most difficult surgery in the world, and did it to save children. Pretty dang selfless. Instead, he is asked to apologize for upsetting the president. Because words hurt. I thought I was beyond being shocked by this administration, and they STILL find ways to surprise me.

Posted by: moki at April 15, 2014 09:54 AM (EvHC8)

91 Why do you think comedians don't dare to make fun of or mock obama? The left has figured out that you cannot ever allow yourself to be mocked or made fun of. See sarah palin for the reasons why.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 15, 2014 09:55 AM (gznAu)

92

Someone upthread suggested that a F U was in order.   It made me laugh thinking  about  Dr. Carson  saying   "fuck you"  in that soft , non threatening voice of his.  

Posted by: polynikes at April 15, 2014 09:55 AM (m2CN7)

93 Someone should send Mooch a Caution Wide Load sign for her ass.

Posted by: maddogg at April 15, 2014 09:55 AM (xWW96)

94 Obama is the one who should be apologizing to Carson. Now it will be next to impossible for a black person, regardless of how actually accomplished they are, to be elected as president. Self-hating liberal racists will blame Obama's failures on the color of his skin instead of his incompetence.

Posted by: jwest at April 15, 2014 09:55 AM (u2a4R)

95 This is how banana republics operate.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 15, 2014 09:55 AM (dr4EY)

96 What a thin skinned incompetent narcissistic sociopath

Posted by: thunderb at April 15, 2014 09:55 AM (zOTsN)

97 Good to know that a large portion of the bloated WH staff spends all day making sure President Special Ed doesn't hear a discouraging word.  It's going to take the new administration weeks to cut all those zip ties and remove all of the foam rubber from the corners and edges of the furniture.  And then there's those pesky childproof outlet covers that are pain to remove...

Old and Busted: "You all look alike to me"
New and Improved: "You all must think alike"


Posted by: B at April 15, 2014 09:55 AM (5OEha)

98 Moki, we now exist in the Age of the Perpetually Petulant President.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 09:55 AM (FbAHC)

99 Dissent is the highest form of disrespect. And treason.

Posted by: Soothie at April 15, 2014 09:56 AM (a65vX)

100 we have ways of making you apologize ........sincerely, the white house

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy Personal Wealth Confiscation Day at April 15, 2014 09:56 AM (u8GsB)

101 Mr. Obama, I will gladly extend my apologies that your delicate little feelings were hurt.  But first, you will blow me.

Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson at April 15, 2014 09:56 AM (DrWcr)

102 I don't apologize to people who eat dogs.

Posted by: Dr. Carson at April 15, 2014 09:56 AM (yFb77)

103 I'm sorry for being more educated, accomplished, honest and black than you.

Posted by: Ben Carson at April 15, 2014 09:56 AM (SO2Q8)

104 Such a thin skinned petulant little shit. Mock the hell out of him now and when he is out of office. I want the bastard to be psychologically destroyed and I don't think it would take much to do so.

Posted by: RWC at April 15, 2014 09:56 AM (fWAjv)

105 tyrant

Posted by: thunderb at April 15, 2014 09:57 AM (zOTsN)

106 95 This is how banana republics operate. Posted by: Captain Hate at April 15, 2014 01:55 PM (dr4EY) banana is a racist trigger word.....& threatening as you can hold a banana like gun......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy Personal Wealth Confiscation Day at April 15, 2014 09:57 AM (u8GsB)

107 And then there's those pesky childproof outlet covers that are pain to remove... Geez I hate those. When I was a kid, my mom had some, but I don't recall them being hard to remove. Somehow, I never electrocuted myself. Now, we had some at the house we just sold (I refuse to put them in the new house)- and it was a pain to remove them- to the point that we just left them out anyway (yeah, 'cause that's *much* safer than just having the ones that you could pull out relatively easily).

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 15, 2014 09:57 AM (PYAXX)

108 What did Carson do to offend? Something sneaky and juvenile like scratch his nose with his middle finger when he mentioned Obama's name?

Posted by: Warden at April 15, 2014 09:57 AM (bmp0d)

109 104 Such a thin skinned petulant little shit.

Mock the hell out of him now and when he is out of office. I want the bastard to be psychologically destroyed and I don't think it would take much to do so.

Posted by: RWC at April 15, 2014 01:56 PM (fWAjv)



Da.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at April 15, 2014 09:57 AM (OZmbA)

110 I wish they would do away completely with these prayer breakfasts.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2014 09:57 AM (oMKp3)

111 What a thin skinned

incompetent

narcissistic

sociopath

Posted by: thunderb at April 15, 2014 01:55 PM (zOTsN)

 

I'd pay real money for someone, in public, to call him a dog-eating asshole crackhead bastard son of a whore  to his face.  His meltdown would be epic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 09:58 AM (zF6Iw)

112 Kneel before Momjeans.

Posted by: --- at April 15, 2014 09:58 AM (MMC8r)

113 I'm sorry you're a SCoaMF.

Posted by: Ben Carson at April 15, 2014 09:58 AM (bitz6)

114 I want the bastard to be psychologically destroyed and I don't think it would take much to do so. Posted by: RWC _______________ Ahem. Cough, cough.

Posted by: Obama's Unreleased Medical Records at April 15, 2014 09:58 AM (yFb77)

115 As long as we are on the subject I'd like Sharyl Atkisson's apology for investigating Benghazi, which offended me greatly.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 15, 2014 09:58 AM (F58x4)

116 110 I wish they would do away completely with these prayer breakfasts.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2014 01:57 PM (oMKp3)

 

Considering who shows up to those things, I'm surprised most of them don't get struck by lightning.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2014 09:58 AM (DrWcr)

117 who does this guy pray to anyway? himself?

Posted by: thunderb at April 15, 2014 09:58 AM (zOTsN)

118 Last week, Taco Bell made me cry.

Posted by: John Boehner at April 15, 2014 09:59 AM (1Boes)

119 117 who does this guy pray to anyway? himself? Posted by: thunderb at April 15, 2014 01:58 PM (zOTsN) not sure if he's praying...but he gets on his knees for reggie.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy Personal Wealth Confiscation Day at April 15, 2014 09:59 AM (u8GsB)

120 I get calls like that all the time.  Usually when I open my mouth for more than five seconds...

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2014 09:59 AM (xvtYZ)

121


Don't be dumb, don't be dirty, and if you get in the end zone, act like you've been there before.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 01:48 PM (7ObY1)

 

 

Ahhh.  I had such a fabulous dance prepared...

 

It combined the grace of a Roseanne Barr Anthem, and the sophistication of a Miley Cyrus half-time show. 

 

You all would have benn in awe, and showered me with support by holding your hands up and showing me a NYC "You're #1!"

 

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2014 09:59 AM (D+lxs)

122 98-I know, I know. And we have two more years.

Posted by: moki at April 15, 2014 10:00 AM (EvHC8)

123 Remember when the Bush White House demanded that Douche Colbert apologize to him?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 15, 2014 10:00 AM (1Jaio)

124 Why do the Faithless hold prayer breakfasts?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2014 10:00 AM (bitz6)

125 After Putin completes his takover of the Ukraine, he will consider doing his victory speech in blackface. Don't think he isn't capable.

Posted by: maddogg at April 15, 2014 10:00 AM (xWW96)

126 Ahhh. I had such a fabulous dance prepared... It combined the grace of a Roseanne Barr Anthem, and the sophistication of a Miley Cyrus half-time show. You all would have benn in awe, and showered me with support by holding your hands up and showing me a NYC "You're #1!" Posted by: rd at April 15, 2014 01:59 PM (D+lxs) go for it!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy Personal Wealth Confiscation Day at April 15, 2014 10:00 AM (u8GsB)

127 not sure if he's praying...but he gets on his knees for reggie..... Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy Personal Wealth Confiscation Day at April 15, 2014 01:59 PM (u8GsB) Can we just assume the requisite Madonna reference was made?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 15, 2014 10:00 AM (PYAXX)

128 Don't be dumb, don't be dirty, and if you get in the end zone, act like you've been there before.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 01:48 PM (7ObY1)

 

I'm pretty sure that's how the P.E. teacher taught sex ed in 9th grade...

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 15, 2014 10:00 AM (+/C3g)

129 117 who does this guy pray to anyway? himself? ---------- Exactly. IMHO it's an affront to the living God, Creator of heaven and earth.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2014 10:00 AM (oMKp3)

130

Posted by: moki at April 15, 2014 01:54 PM (EvHC

 

You got that right, Dr. Carson is someone in whose presence a real man acts humble.  The fact that this administration doesn't have the mother-wit to sense when they should shut-up is still distressing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Snow! AHHHHHHHH! at April 15, 2014 10:00 AM (hLRSq)

131 who does this guy pray to anyway? himself? Posted by: thunderb at April 15, 2014 01:58 PM (zOTsN) --------------- Allah.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 15, 2014 10:00 AM (ojnk6)

132 I'd like to apologize to Vlad Putin for worrying even one minute about what Barack Obama thinks.

Posted by: Bastards al-Assad at April 15, 2014 10:01 AM (F58x4)

133 Gaylord Focker is informed by the likes of Jarret the Ferret that he is indeed the State.  So he prays to himself.

Or to borrow a line from The Producers, "Heil myself!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 10:01 AM (FbAHC)

134 I think this proves beyond a shadow of  a doubt that Mr. Carson isn't a Republican.

Posted by: Great Chief at April 15, 2014 10:01 AM (nha7s)

135

Can we just assume the requisite Madonna reference was made?

 

No.  Because I don't get it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 10:01 AM (zF6Iw)

136 Did Ben Carson realize that Barakahnaten was all wee wee'd up ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 15, 2014 10:01 AM (nTgAI)

137 I used to tease the wife by making a beeping sound (like a truck in reverse) when she had to back out of situations in the kitchen. She thinks it is funny now.... then? Not so much. It would be funny to do that to Mooooochelle too.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2014 10:02 AM (32Ze2)

138 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 02:01 PM (zF6Iw) "Like a Prayer" Pretty well a direct reference to oral sex.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 15, 2014 10:02 AM (PYAXX)

139 If I had a son, he would look like Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 15, 2014 10:02 AM (yFb77)

140 Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2014 02:02 PM (32Ze2) I'm pretty sure my wife would murder me in my sleep if I did such a thing.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 15, 2014 10:03 AM (PYAXX)

141 Bronco is a retard. That is why they had to burn his transcripts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2014 10:03 AM (bitz6)

142 I apologize to Dear Leader for eating his last piece of toast this morning while he was distracted by the SportsCenter reruns.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2014 10:03 AM (F58x4)

143

"Like a Prayer"


Pretty well a direct reference to oral sex.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 15, 2014 02:02 PM (PYAXX)

 

Ah, thanks Allen.  Back in those days I didn't "listen" to Madonna, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 10:03 AM (zF6Iw)

144 Poor widdle Barry. Big meany Dr. Carson made him cry. Even Reggie couldn't console him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 15, 2014 10:03 AM (1Jaio)

145 Hey AllenG have you asked the state legislature yet for a 5 day waiting period on Assault Chest Drawers?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 10:03 AM (FbAHC)

146

who does this guy pray to anyway?

himself?
Posted by: thunderb at April 15, 2014 01:58 PM (zOTsN)

 

At the Perpetual Shrine of the Fragile Flower that he has set up in the White House Press Room.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Snow! AHHHHHHHH! at April 15, 2014 10:03 AM (hLRSq)

147 Madonna is that really old lady that does peep shows?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 15, 2014 10:04 AM (bitz6)

148 And then there's those pesky childproof outlet covers that are pain to remove...
 
*****
Geez I hate those.

When I was a kid, my mom had some, but I don't recall them being hard to remove. Somehow, I never electrocuted myself.

Yeah, my wife caught my aforementioned youngest son trying to stick a screwdriver in an outlet once. Thankfully he's 2nd in the line of succession. I just have to hope my oldest outlives me so that he may inherit my hundreds.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 15, 2014 10:05 AM (HLprW)

149 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 01:37 PM (IXrOn) ---- That is true, They audited him.

Posted by: Baldy at April 15, 2014 10:05 AM (2bql3)

150 Stalinesque.  Are they going to have a bell at the next SOTU address so that  dems know when to  stop clapping and sit down?

Posted by: Soona at April 15, 2014 10:05 AM (/nOVW)

151 Must federally require apologies be delivered sincerely? Or can they be dripping with sarcasm? "The President demands you apologize to him." "Oh, I'm so sorry for offending his royal highness." [Brief huddle in the White House.] "That apology wasn't good enough, We demand a real apology." "OK, how about this: I apologize for not explaining the correctness of my opinions clearly enough so that everyone in the room could understand them." [Another brief huddle in the White House.] "Still not good enough." "OK, let's try again..." (Etc., until the offender is dragged off to the gulag.)

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2014 10:05 AM (mizYg)

152

And to think neither Scankles nor Mitt could lay a solid punch on this prissy bastard's glass jaw because "RAYCISS!"

 

I hope Teh Sarah tweets something about Barky owing the country an apology.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 10:06 AM (zF6Iw)

153

137

 

I hope you had a comfortable couch?

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2014 10:06 AM (D+lxs)

154 federally require apologies = federally requireD apologies

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2014 10:06 AM (mizYg)

155 Any truth to the rumor Kathleen Sebelius wasn't allowed to look upon his visage during her last year in office?

Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2014 10:06 AM (F58x4)

156 When my late wife was pregnant with out first child, she had to have my help to get in and out of the bathtub. One day, when she was almost due, she called me to come winch her out of the tub. I danced through the bathroom door with a broom held high over my head and hollered "Thar she blows laddies, strike for the heart!!!" She didn't speak to me for 5 days.

Posted by: maddogg at April 15, 2014 10:07 AM (xWW96)

157 Dr. Carson should have written him a prescription for Vagisil with instructions to apply as needed. Dr. Carson is a neurosurgeon. He should have offered Teh Won a full frontal lobotomy, billed to Barry's ObamaCare account (which he calims to have signed up for).

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 15, 2014 10:07 AM (53cD3)

158 155 Any truth to the rumor Kathleen Sebelius wasn't allowed to look upon his visage during her last year in office? Posted by: MTF at April 15, 2014 02:06 PM (F58x4) she might just turn on him.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy Personal Wealth Confiscation Day at April 15, 2014 10:07 AM (u8GsB)

159 For federally required apologies to be considered valid, you must present valid photo ID to the government agents.

But photo ID is still not required to vote.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 10:07 AM (FbAHC)

160 The whole OVomit Prayer Breakfast thing I don't get. He did ask the openly Ghey Presbyterian Archbishop to give the closing prayer. He just likes sticking his finger in middle Americas eye. Any opportunity to look like a passive aggressive mewling pussy and he goes for it. Like sending the All Fabulous Delegation to Sochi. Putin received the message alright.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2014 10:07 AM (32Ze2)

161 41 Check out this Carson guy and see if his car was part of the traffic jam on the George Washington Bridge.

Posted by: MSNBC news editor at April 15, 2014 01:45 PM (yFb77)


Thread Winner !

Posted by: RUReadingthis at April 15, 2014 10:08 AM (1xtIS)

162 Posted by: maddogg at April 15, 2014 02:07 PM (xWW96) .....oh maddogg......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy Personal Wealth Confiscation Day at April 15, 2014 10:08 AM (u8GsB)

163 Like a Prayer" Pretty well a direct reference to oral sex. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at April 15, 2014 02:02 PM (PYAXX) I did not know that is what it meant. Dear heavens, I was naive back then. I thought she was actually being sincere to the Church. Now I feel really stupid.

Posted by: moki at April 15, 2014 10:08 AM (EvHC8)

164 Imperial Presidency.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 15, 2014 10:08 AM (uhAkr)

165 74 58 act like you've been there...... Not sure if he originated it, but the great former Bills coach Marv Levy used to tell his players that. Don't be dumb, don't be dirty, and if you get in the end zone, act like you've been there before. Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 01:48 PM (7ObY1) it's great advice... No mention of 'remember where you put your helmet'. That was a classic. Thurman?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 15, 2014 10:08 AM (oDCMR)

166 Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2014 02:07 PM (32Ze2) The JEF is sticking his finger in our eyes again this Easter, with a ghey Episcapalian minister.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 10:09 AM (7ObY1)

167 137 I used to tease the wife by making a beeping sound (like a truck in reverse) when she had to back out of situations in the kitchen. She thinks it is funny now.... then? Not so much. It would be funny to do that to Mooooochelle too. ---- Orange triangle will do the trick. Better have your track shoes on though.

Posted by: FLOTUS at April 15, 2014 10:09 AM (R5UOB)

168 The Sun King died of anal fissures.

Posted by: Pug Form 4868 at April 15, 2014 10:09 AM (8c12T)

169 Plays worlds tiniest violin .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 15, 2014 10:09 AM (whqez)

170 Sebelius won't turn on the Low Information President. She's at least as far left as he is. And the highly competent GOP establishment in Kansas did such a fine job of pointing that out to the voters who elected her as governor and then re-elected her.

Posted by: Furious George at April 15, 2014 10:09 AM (yFb77)

171 Obama: The MERSA Virus of American Life.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2014 10:09 AM (md44W)

172 Actually when Madonna warbled Like a Prayer I thought she was making references to a Black Mass since the voice comes in the night and whispers to her.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 10:09 AM (FbAHC)

173 Remember Steven Colbert's relentlessly insulting roast of Bush during the '06 WH correspondents' dinner? Watch it for, uh, perspective if you haven't seen it. It's on the youtubes. Was Colbert asked to apologize? Anyone know?

Posted by: Nork at April 15, 2014 10:10 AM (8sVVc)

174 Posted by: maddogg at April 15, 2014 02:07 PM (xWW96) That just might have been over the line a wee bit, laddie!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 15, 2014 10:10 AM (o3MSL)

175 No mention of 'remember where you put your helmet'. That was a classic. Thurman? I can't say a bad word about Thurman though. How many straight times did he lead the NFL in total yards from scrimmage, I think 3? That's tough to do just once. Plus, ol' Thurman is putting together a group to try and buy The Bills. Jim Kelly was heading up that group till his cancer came back.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 10:10 AM (7ObY1)

176 I believe it may have been baldilocks or chique d' afrique who noted that the problem with Obama's skin is not its color. It is, rather, how extraordinarily thin that skin is.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 15, 2014 10:10 AM (noWW6)

177 IRS 1040 Revised, 2015 Line 27: Number of Times you offended the President ___ Line 28: Number of Times you apologized to the President: ___ Line 29: Subtract line 28 from line 27 ___ If line 29 is zero or less than zero, you owe no taxes. Line 30: If line 29 is greater than zero, multiply the number by $25,000 and write the amount here ___

Posted by: zombie at April 15, 2014 10:11 AM (mizYg)

178 Spellcheck's busted questiongirl .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 15, 2014 10:11 AM (whqez)

179 Another funny thing to do is hum the wicked witch song from The Wizard of Oz when the Old Lady is "walking with purpose"........ My kids even do it now. Momma doesn't like this one as much as the truck sounds.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2014 10:11 AM (32Ze2)

180 "His Royal Hiney...."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Snow! AHHHHHHHH! at April 15, 2014 10:12 AM (hLRSq)

181

The JEF is sticking his finger in our eyes again this Easter, with a ghey Episcapalian minister.

 

I didn't know there were any straight ones.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 10:12 AM (zF6Iw)

182 We are not amused.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at April 15, 2014 10:12 AM (8ZskC)

183 Goofus & Gallant

Posted by: Highlights New Idea Center at April 15, 2014 10:13 AM (IXrOn)

184 maddog, now imagine Gaylord and Michelle when Michelle is preggars with the first spawn.  And Gaylord prances in like you did...  there would have been no state senator or a second spawn because I would bet Michelle would have skinned him and ate him for such an offense to her dignity.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 10:13 AM (FbAHC)

185 I can't wait for all the insider books that are gonna come out after he's out of office telling how really fucked up TFG actually is.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 15, 2014 10:13 AM (1Hxgp)

186 Apologize? Apologize for what?

For pointing out the sorry state of our Republic? For underlining your inability to do anything other than get in front of a camera and make a speech? A speech that is almost always a combination of baseless accusations, meaningless declarations, and self-aggrandizement.

For refusing to honor credentials over ability? For hoping that our country has had enough the valueless obsession over race? For wondering when the supposedly dispassionate and skeptical class of journalists is going to act in that manner?  

For not using a call to prayer to honor yourself?

Is that why you want an apology?

Here's my apology: I apologize for mistaking you for someone with character, ability, and interest in our Republic above and beyond what it could offer you.

For that you have my most sincere apology.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 15, 2014 10:13 AM (8MBOc)

187 185 - that assumes he leaves quietly

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 15, 2014 10:14 AM (R5UOB)

188
The JEF is sticking his finger in our eyes again this Easter, with a ghey Episcapalian minister.

Posted by: Citizen X at April 15, 2014 02:09 PM (7ObY1)




And the minister will be sticking his what in Barry's what's it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 15, 2014 10:14 AM (1Jaio)

189 Dear "Mr." President, I am sorry that you are a whiny bitch.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at April 15, 2014 10:15 AM (MbqmP)

190 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2014 02:13 PM (8MBOc) Yes..... I apologize that you are offended by the Truth...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2014 10:15 AM (84gbM)

191 I hate this Prez and his scummy thugs. They are not Americans, no matter where they were born.

Posted by: Baldy at April 15, 2014 10:15 AM (2bql3)

192 Ben Carson: there is too much PC in American culture. Soetero: Heretic! Recant !

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 15, 2014 10:15 AM (uhAkr)

193 "I received a call from some of the prayer breakfast organizers saying that the White House was upset and requesting that I call the president and apologize for offending him. " Someone at the WH needs a Mydol, or two.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 15, 2014 10:16 AM (FlRtG)

194 If only Dr Carson had channelled Captain Barbossa "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request" "Means No"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2014 10:17 AM (TIIx5)

195 Really, though, you get this very same sort of "how DARE the peons question ME" from many of the other current Democratic luminaries.

That the act of simple disagreement with them is something unthinkably wrong and evil. Hillary has that to the nines.

Is it really so surprising that people whose self-conception is that of secular royalty should wholly buy in to the concept of lese-majeste?

Posted by: torquewrench at April 15, 2014 10:17 AM (noWW6)

196 This should be good - What do you think will be on Preezy TFG's contract riders for appearances after he leaves office? No referencing anybody that disagrees with him? Eye contact? One bowl of brown M&Ms and Fiery Hot Cheetos?

Posted by: RWC at April 15, 2014 10:17 AM (fWAjv)

197 Every time Obama opens his pie hole I feel like I'm due an apology from the entire Democratic party.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 15, 2014 10:17 AM (6ahup)

198 175 No mention of 'remember where you put your helmet'. That was a classic. Thurman? I can't say a bad word about Thurman though. How many straight times did he lead the NFL in total yards from scrimmage, I think 3? That's tough to do just once. Plus, ol' Thurman is putting together a group to try and buy The Bills. Jim Kelly was heading up that group till his cancer came back. Why would Thurman want to own a share of the Toronto Bills?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at April 15, 2014 10:17 AM (oDCMR)

199 Like many here, I'm not impressed easily by a person's physical presence. I can hold my own with your typical rocket scientist or theologian. Yes, you owe people a modicum of basic respect, but I bow to few. Once in a while, you do run into somebody who, you can tell, is deeper than their casual comments. You know, a guy who is really smart.

That aura is the reason I don't openly mock Dr Ben Carson for his surface-level talk about, say, guns, for instance. You can tell that this guy, even if he got pointed in the wrong direction, is all-a-time thinkin'. I disagree, but I trust his intellect.

So, two questions. (1)How the goddamhell did B.H. Obama ever get an aura, and
(B) What keeps B.H. O'B. from disappearing in a sudden neon streak of shit when he ends up in the same room with Dr Ben Carson? It's like matter/anti-matter.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2014 10:18 AM (xq1UY)

200 Ben Carson hates obama only because he's black.

Posted by: Soothie at April 15, 2014 10:19 AM (kJqbq)

201 JEF Goofus: Goffus bosses his friends. BEN Gallant: Gallant asks, "What do you want to do next?" JEF Goofus: Goofus takes the last apple. BEN Gallant: Gallant shares his orange. JEF Goofus: Goofus lies, "You can keep your doctor." BEN Gallant: Gallant saves lives. http://tinyurl.com/mytxco4

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 10:19 AM (IXrOn)

202 Rub a dub dub, Three fools in a tub, And who do you think they be? The Supplicant, the Penitent, The Consensus maker. Turn them out, knaves all three.

Posted by: everything & the kitchen sink at April 15, 2014 10:20 AM (wu/TK)

203 >>>He did not appear to be hostile or angry,” Carson writes of Obama,<<<

Ben must not have teenage daughters or he clearly would have seen the posturing of President Tiger Beat as he huffed with a furrowed brow.

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2014 10:20 AM (UzPAd)

204 Allen G. You sum it up!

Posted by: Carol at April 15, 2014 10:20 AM (gjOCp)

205 187 185 - that assumes he leaves quietly  Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 15, 2014 02:14 PM (R5UOB)   Both of you are assuming he leaves at all.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, who does NOT speak for the Department of Commerce, Office of Inspector General at April 15, 2014 10:20 AM (fwARV)

206 Mr. President, I'm diagnosing you with a severe case of cranial-rectal inversion. If you'd like, I could recommend several specialists capable of fixing this for you. However, I'm guessing you like the nice warm feeling it gives you.

Posted by: (not) Dr. Ben Carson at April 15, 2014 10:21 AM (APuJ7)

207 Allen G. I prefer Failure!

Posted by: Carol at April 15, 2014 10:21 AM (gjOCp)

208 Both of you are assuming he leaves at all.

 

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, who does NOT speak for the Department of Commerce, Office of Inspector General at April 15, 2014 02:20 PM (fwARV)

 

Scankles isn't gearing up that wide ass of hers only to have Barky tell her, "sit back down, little lady.  I'm not finished."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 10:22 AM (zF6Iw)

209 A. Failure
B. Abject Failure
C. Dismal Failure
D. Utter Failure
E. All the Above

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 10:23 AM (FbAHC)

210 So I've got two garden hoses stretching down into my neighbors yard, below the grade of my basement floor. Getting flow was no easy matter, and the rate is barely keeping up with the pouring rains, but if it keeps flowing for a while I'll feel better about my oil burner. Absolutely pouring right now, can't see twenty feet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2014 10:23 AM (ZshNr)

211 Is it year after year of "Joos" in place of "Judaists"?

Anybody who spells it "Episcapalian" must be a Cathlick.
Or a Press-pa-teerian.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2014 10:24 AM (xq1UY)

212 I see no reason obama *has* to leave. But he made a deal with bill and hillary clinton, and I believe obama will honor it. If obama breaks that deal, it will be mutually assured destruction, and obama doesn't want that.

Posted by: Soothie at April 15, 2014 10:24 AM (kJqbq)

213

I can't wait for all the insider books that are gonna come out after he's out of office telling how really fucked up TFG actually is.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 15, 2014 02:13 PM (1Hxgp)

 

 

You will have a long wait.  None of the Establishment publishing houses will buy it.  Besides, would yous want to say, "My greatest accomplishment was working for an Anti-American Idiot?"  Because they will never work a day in government again. 

 

Repubs will not trust them, and Dems will hate them for the truth.  But if it is Republican with a "Tell-all"...

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2014 10:24 AM (D+lxs)

214 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 01:37 PM (IXrOn) ---- That is true, They audited him. Posted by: Baldy at April 15, 2014 02:05 PM (2bql3) It's like they have a Red Phone (or Button) at the IRS. O'Thuggacracy Manual 1) If person insults TFG; Ask for apology 2) If person will not apologize; Hit IRS Button 3) BOOM; IRS Audit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 10:25 AM (IXrOn)

215 This should surprise no one

Posted by: Dale the witless at April 15, 2014 10:25 AM (kzxV0)

216 I'll apologize for him. Obama - I'm sorry the truth hurts.

Posted by: People Corporation at April 15, 2014 10:25 AM (pf+hU)

217 Repubs will not trust them, and Dems will hate them for the truth. But if it is Republican with a "Tell-all"... --- They may publish it if they talk to me... provided those fuckers don't spike it again for making the God King look petty.

Posted by: (not) Bob Woodward at April 15, 2014 10:25 AM (APuJ7)

218 Politics needs more plus sized pantsuits.

Posted by: Neal Marx, American Newsman at April 15, 2014 10:25 AM (6ahup)

219 I love that they picked him for the breakfast obviously not knowing that he is a conservative, assumed he is a lib, and then he schooled them in the nicest, classiest way possible while still speaking truths. Asking him to apologize and them siccing the IRS on him? No less that I'd expect from Barackenaten the first.

There's a radio as asking people to sign a petition to recruit him to run for president. I doubt he wants that, and I don't know if he has the political clout yet to run, but I WOULD like him in a cabinet position someday soon. 

Posted by: LizLem at April 15, 2014 10:25 AM (yRwC8)

220 Fuck that fucking fuck.

Posted by: HR hates MS Word at April 15, 2014 10:25 AM (ZKzrr)

221

The preezy is childish.  It's obvious he was never a participant in  American  playground recess.  Brutal  life-lessons are learned there. 

Posted by: Soona at April 15, 2014 10:25 AM (/nOVW)

222 JEF won’t even entertain the idea of putting his money-maker on a used toilet seat. He has it written in his backstage rider that all toilet seats are to be brand new. This isn’t so much to do with a germ phobia; the ex-Preezy is just super keen on christening things (“By my authority as the reigning G*d on earth, I declare you the official toilet for this leg of the More Hope & Change tour.”)

Posted by: RWC at April 15, 2014 10:26 AM (fWAjv)

223 Gaylord Focker as the Golden Child.  The US elected Scott Peterson as President?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 10:26 AM (FbAHC)

224 196 This should be good - What do you think will be on Preezy TFG's contract riders for appearances after he leaves office?

No referencing anybody that disagrees with him?

Eye contact?

One bowl of brown M&Ms and Fiery Hot Cheetos?

Posted by: RWC at April 15, 2014 02:17 PM (fWAjv)

 

Macho Mojitos.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2014 10:26 AM (DrWcr)

225 Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2014 02:23 PM (ZshNr) sorry you're having to (and still) dealing with this worst time of year for pump to go dead nightmare to clean up, too

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2014 10:26 AM (IXrOn)

226 "im sorry you're such a thin skinned, incompetent whiny little bitch who forgot to take their Premarin again today..."

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 15, 2014 10:27 AM (q+fqH)

227 222 JEF won’t even entertain the idea of putting his money-maker on a used toilet seat. He has it written in his backstage rider that all toilet seats are to be brand new. This isn’t so much to do with a germ phobia; the ex-Preezy is just super keen on christening things (“By my authority as the reigning G*d on earth, I declare you the official toilet for this leg of the More Hope & Change tour.”) --- You know, we did that "Brown M&Ms" rider in the contract for a fucking REASON, not because we're assholes like that guy.

Posted by: Van Halen at April 15, 2014 10:27 AM (APuJ7)

228 >>> The dignity of the King was offended. Objection. There is no one in this White House with anything resembling dignity, no matter how much they like to play King and Queen.

Posted by: Damiano at April 15, 2014 10:27 AM (j0wOO)

229 Dr. Carson correctly diagnosed TFG as a "mewling quim." That's a highly technical medical term, and sadly, one for which there appears to be no cure.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 15, 2014 10:27 AM (0HooB)

230 If I were obama, I'd already have a plan in place to utterly destroy the clintons in 2015.

Posted by: Soothie at April 15, 2014 10:27 AM (kJqbq)

231 Will no one rid me of this meddlesome doctor?

Posted by: King Barky Underpants at April 15, 2014 10:27 AM (6ahup)

232 80 >>And if that doesn't work, hand him a Midol.

BECAUSE WOMEN IN THE WHITE HOUSE GET PAID LESS THAN MEN AND THE RETHUGLICANS WANT TO OUTLAW GIRL MEDICINES AND BIRTH CONTROL.

Posted by: Librul Trying and Failing to Keep Up with Memes at April 15, 2014 01:53 PM (SUKHu)



Ben Roethlisberger is socking here now?

Posted by: NC Ref at April 15, 2014 10:28 AM (Myqtp)

233 JEF won’t even entertain the idea of putting his money-maker on a used toilet seat. He has it written in his backstage rider that all toilet seats are to be brand new. This isn’t so much to do with a germ phobia; the ex-Preezy is just super keen on christening things (“By my authority as the reigning G*d on earth, I declare you the official toilet for this leg of the More Hope & Change tour.”)

 

Posted by: RWC at April 15, 2014 02:26 PM (fWAjv)

 

You laugh, but that's an actual rider on Madonna's contract.  She has to get a new toilet seat at every venue and it has to be destroyed after she leaves.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 10:28 AM (zF6Iw)

234 A case of Midol for King Midas?

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2014 10:29 AM (VDGzf)

235 Thanks. "Fortunately", for lack of a better word, it flooded in December and there is nothing in there but the oil/water appliances. Last time was a lot worse. We're having the yard re-graded soon, no other remediation attempt has worked, dating back multiple owners.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 15, 2014 10:29 AM (ZshNr)

236 Ben Roethlisberger is socking here now? --- Mr. Roethlisberger, We have decided to reject your application. The response to "What is your favorite thing in a woman?", "My dick", was determined to be completely inappropriate for this site.

Posted by: eHarmony.com at April 15, 2014 10:29 AM (APuJ7)

237 You laugh, but that's an actual rider on Madonna's contract. She has to get a new toilet seat at every venue and it has to be destroyed after she leaves.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 02:28 PM (zF6Iw)

 

The destruction part is more of a public service.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 15, 2014 10:29 AM (DrWcr)

238

177 -

 

Hold it a sec... isn't there supposed to be a line in  there for the Arec Bawwin exemption? 

Posted by: Arec Bawwin at April 15, 2014 10:29 AM (TOk1P)

239 There are no rats and tattle-tales within a mile of the obama admin. They made damn sure of it.

Posted by: Soothie at April 15, 2014 10:30 AM (kJqbq)

240 Kelsey Grammer as Frasier, "Out next caller is Mary from Vermont.  Mary what do you think of this insult to the President?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 10:30 AM (FbAHC)

241 You laugh, but that's an actual rider on Madonna's contract. She has to get a new toilet seat at every venue and it has to be destroyed after she leaves. --- Maybe we should ask the Madonna Pap Smear chick from Richard Linkletter's "Slacker" why exactly it needs to be destroyed after she leaves.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2014 10:30 AM (APuJ7)

242 The White House @WhiteHouse · 1h At 2:49pm ET, please join President Obama in a moment of silence to honor the victims of last year's Boston Marathon bombing. #BostonStrong

Posted by: RWC at April 15, 2014 10:30 AM (fWAjv)

243 There's a radio as asking people to sign a petition to recruit him to run for president. I doubt he wants that, and I don't know if he has the political clout yet to run, but I WOULD like him in a cabinet position someday soon. IMO, he'd make a great Surgeon General in a President Cruz administration.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 15, 2014 10:31 AM (0HooB)

244 You laugh, but that's an actual rider on Madonna's contract. She has to get a new toilet seat at every venue and it has to be destroyed after she leaves. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 02:28 PM (zF6Iw) _______________ I would imagine Madonna pretty much destroys any seat she sits on..... NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 15, 2014 10:31 AM (32Ze2)

245 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 02:28 PM (zF6Iw) Yeah. That is Madonna's. I just replaced her name.

Posted by: RWC at April 15, 2014 10:31 AM (fWAjv)

246 >>What do you think will be on Preezy TFG's contract riders for appearances after he leaves office? The important part will be the list of things not to tell Michelle about.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 15, 2014 10:32 AM (SUKHu)

247 You laugh, but that's an actual rider on Madonna's contract. She has to get a new toilet seat at every venue and it has to be destroyed after she leaves. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I'd say that's a win for ever would have to use it after her.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2014 10:32 AM (VDGzf)

248 Boston Strong = We'll hide in our homes when terrorists strike. And then we'll celebrate the First Responders.

Posted by: Soothie at April 15, 2014 10:32 AM (kJqbq)

249 madonna shat here

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl Happy Personal Wealth Confiscation Day at April 15, 2014 10:32 AM (u8GsB)

250 RUN AWAY....... RUN AWAY!!!!!

Posted by: Boston Strong? at April 15, 2014 10:33 AM (32Ze2)

251 Maybe we should ask the Madonna Pap Smear chick from Richard Linkletter's "Slacker" why exactly it needs to be destroyed after she leaves.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2014 02:30 PM (APuJ7)

 

From what I understand, it's to prevent the thing being sold on eBay.  But if you believe Dennis Rodman's stories about her, the woman's a walking petri dish.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 15, 2014 10:34 AM (zF6Iw)

252 "If I were obama, I'd already have a plan in place to utterly destroy the clintons in 2015."

I have a marker down that Obama wants to be succeeded by a Democrat, but only one who is part of the extended Chicago machine, and Ready For Hillary! is not that.

Preferably also, from Obama's perspective, an AfAm successor.

Narrows it way down. Deval Patrick, last man standing.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 15, 2014 10:34 AM (noWW6)

253 But if you believe Dennis Rodman's stories about her, the woman's a walking petri dish. --- Talk about the pot and the kettle there.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 15, 2014 10:35 AM (APuJ7)

254 >>>You laugh, but that's an actual rider on Madonna's contract. She has to get a new toilet seat at every venue and it has to be destroyed after she leaves. At this point in Madonna's career, I am surprised that she does offer to bring you all new toilet seats if you allow her to sing for free at your birthday party, anniversary, or bar mitzvah

Posted by: Damiano at April 15, 2014 10:36 AM (j0wOO)

255 It will be interesting to see how joke biden takes the news that obama already chose his successor.

Posted by: Soothie at April 15, 2014 10:36 AM (kJqbq)

256 >>A case of Midol for King Midas? King Midol would be a good name for him. Everything he touches cramps up.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 15, 2014 10:36 AM (SUKHu)

257 At 2:49pm ET, please join President Obama in continued immigration neglect to create future victims of more Boston Marathon-style bombings. #BostonStrong

Posted by: betwixt the chars at April 15, 2014 10:36 AM (wu/TK)

258 He could apologize for calling members of the Tea Party - Teabaggers.  Come to think of it that is probably not an insult in his world.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2014 10:36 AM (VDGzf)

259 There are no rats and tattle-tales within a mile of the obama admin. They made damn sure of it.

Posted by: Soothie at April 15, 2014 02:30 PM (kJqbq)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

Yup.  I imagine that everyone has taken an oath  that doesn't discriminate over life or limb.   These people are really that dangerous.

Posted by: Soona at April 15, 2014 10:36 AM (/nOVW)

260 You laugh, but that's an actual rider on Madonna's contract. She has to get a new toilet seat at every venue and it has to be destroyed after she leaves.
***

Those EPA Superfund sites get expensive.

Posted by: B at April 15, 2014 10:37 AM (5OEha)

261 Nood up

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 15, 2014 10:37 AM (FbAHC)

262 Iowahawk as usual had the devastating last word on this whiney #BostonStrong nonsense. Pointing out the massive amount of welfare money the Tsarnaevs had sucked down (when they weren't stealing, selling drugs and building bombs), he said:

"The Boston bombing was state-sponsored terrorism. The state of Massachusetts."

Posted by: torquewrench at April 15, 2014 10:37 AM (noWW6)

263

251 -

 

I wonder what the correlation is between germaphobia  and people  with pasts  about which  they are ashamed. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2014 10:37 AM (TOk1P)

264 Mama AJ - perfect and gets really bitchy mean.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2014 10:38 AM (VDGzf)

265 Preferably also, from Obama's perspective, an AfAm successor. Narrows it way down. Deval Patrick, last man standing. Posted by: torquewrench at April 15, 2014 02:34 PM (noWW6) And have another AfAm do better than him as President? (not possible to do worse really) Don't think he could handle that. If Hillary or any other non AfAm is President and does better he can blame his failures on obstructionist racism. "See, it wasn't me or my ideas! It was racism!"

Posted by: RWC at April 15, 2014 10:39 AM (fWAjv)

266 Well, obama's near-term legacy rests primarily in his successor. Ideally, obama wants 2016 to be regarded as his 3rd term as a show of approval for what obama has done. It's a done deal, anyway. A REPUBLICAN will never win another national election.

Posted by: Soothie at April 15, 2014 10:39 AM (kJqbq)

267 Another funny thing to do is hum the wicked witch song from The Wizard of Oz Is that the same as when the old lady is riding the bike at the beginning? That's the tune I use.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 15, 2014 10:44 AM (9Bdcz)

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 15, 2014 10:45 AM (HZMpv)

269 I have been writing offensive stuff about President limp-wrist, can't shoot baskets mom-jeans before he was fraud-ized into office.
I still haven't received a fatwah or whiny phone call complaining.
Now I'm offended.

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 15, 2014 10:48 AM (HZMpv)

270 You laugh, but that's an actual rider on Madonna's contract. She has to get a new toilet seat at every venue and it has to be destroyed after she leaves.


That's not a request by Madonna.  That's by court order by the CDC.

Posted by: Emperor Norton II at April 15, 2014 11:14 AM (MlqTY)

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