December 07, 2009

1200 Limos? 140 Private jets? Must be a Climate Conference. [krakatoa]
— Open Blog

By way of WUWT, an article on the excesses of Copenhagen.

The who's who of the church of AGW are embarking on their pilgrimage, and you don't actually expect their eminences to fly with the peons do you?

The airport says it is expecting up to 140 extra private jets during the peak period alone, so far over its capacity that the planes will have to fly off to regional airports – or to Sweden – to park, returning to Copenhagen to pick up their VIP passengers.

Or carpool?

"We haven't got enough limos in the country to fulfil the demand," [Majken Friss Jorgensen, managing director of Copenhagen's biggest limousine company] says. "We're having to drive them in hundreds of miles from Germany and Sweden."

Well, at least they'll drive hybrid or electric limos, right? You've got to have dozens of those yes?

"Five," says Ms Jorgensen. "The government has some alternative fuel cars but the rest will be petrol or diesel. We don't have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars. It makes no sense at all, but it's very Danish."

More fun stuff at the article, including the free sex for card-carrying delegates, while protesters get climbing walls, bowling alleys, temporary jail cells & a shiny new water cannon!

And Yurts. Very Danish indeed.

Posted by: Open Blog at 06:09 AM | Comments (59)
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1

So I guess my invite was lost in the mail.

Shit...

Posted by: HH at December 07, 2009 06:11 AM (+jvXp)

2 This sounds less like a conference and more like Spring BREAK 09! Wooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Techie at December 07, 2009 06:12 AM (cxW4X)

3

As high-ranking members of the Church of Climate Change, they only need to give lip-service to their "ideals" and that absolves them from having to do what they would force the rest of us to do.

Too bad for them that in the end, there will be only chaos.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at December 07, 2009 06:14 AM (9hSKh)

4 I was always a Skoal man, myself.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at December 07, 2009 06:15 AM (2QFX4)

5 To quote the irrepressible Instapundit:

I'll believe it's a crisis when the people who keep telling me it's a crisis start acting like it's a crisis.  Like, you know, substituting videoconferences for tropical-island junkets.

Posted by: toby928 at December 07, 2009 06:15 AM (PD1tk)

6 What about the children?

Posted by: Global Warming Alarmist at December 07, 2009 06:15 AM (hZ6T4)

7

Wanna send some "Climate Greetings" to these Priests at Copenhagen?

/Taken from The Corner.

 

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at December 07, 2009 06:16 AM (9hSKh)

8

6 What about the children?

Cronus ate them.  They were delicious.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at December 07, 2009 06:17 AM (9hSKh)

9 To show how serious we are about this crisis, we are replacing the Carbon Offset with me.

Posted by: Carbon Offset Offset Offset at December 07, 2009 06:17 AM (hZ6T4)

10 It would be funny if a blizzard hit and knocked out all the power there. Maybe they could get warm in their Limos and Jets.

Posted by: HH at December 07, 2009 06:17 AM (+jvXp)

11 Using the words "lip service" and Copenhagen in the same sentance will get you the "The Big Cutoff" -- you have been warned -- denier.

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2009 06:18 AM (5ddCw)

12

CarbonCreditKillers doesn't exist anymore?  Damn.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at December 07, 2009 06:18 AM (9hSKh)

13 ooh thanks Kratos that was fun! (sending them greetings) probably got myself on some "list" however. but very cathartic!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 07, 2009 06:19 AM (HKfde)

14 Does this ice cap make my anus look big?

Posted by: Lapp Dancer at December 07, 2009 06:20 AM (4Kl5M)

15 You guys are once again failing to see the big picture. 140 jets is nothing compared to the amount of air traffic you serfs people use every day.

Posted by: Algore II at December 07, 2009 06:22 AM (DtTM9)

16

#14

Not sure it holds water.

Posted by: HH at December 07, 2009 06:23 AM (+jvXp)

17 Not sure it holds water. I'm fairly certain that's what ice is ;b...

Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2009 06:25 AM (4Kl5M)

18

More fun stuff at the article, including the free sex for card-carrying delegates

 

So that's why Tiger Woods went.

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 07, 2009 06:27 AM (1Jaio)

19 8

6 What about the children?

Cronus Al Gore ate them.  They were delicious.


Because a life of pure service to Gaia is most strenuous...Al builds up quite an appetite. We must not deny the high priest his wants. And anyway, we always hear how over-population is destroying the planet. St. Albert is just trying to do his part...

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at December 07, 2009 06:27 AM (j6H6o)

20 "Five," says Ms Jorgensen. "The government has some alternative fuel cars but the rest will be petrol or diesel. We don't have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars. It makes no sense at all, but it's very Danish."

Extreme taxes on petrol/diesel. Extreme taxes on on hybrids.

Why it's almost as if the statist motive to permit use of energy is merely as a taxation vehicle.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 07, 2009 06:29 AM (50S+L)

21

Man, I would love to see photos of all those arriving jets, the Limo's, and the expensive hotels that these people are staying at.

Didn't Rolling Stone magazine used to do expose that shit back in the day?

Or do I just have memories of a better rag?

Posted by: HH at December 07, 2009 06:31 AM (+jvXp)

22 I mean, c'mon...you can't expect the College of Climate Cardinals to teleconference. Or even fly coach. Or use public transit. Or refrain from whore-hopping. Don't you know who they are?! They're Very,Very Important Persons! And degenerate communist leeches...but also Very,Very Important.

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at December 07, 2009 06:33 AM (j6H6o)

23

And delete the 'do', or not.

sheesh.

Posted by: HH at December 07, 2009 06:34 AM (+jvXp)

24 OK, where's the Summoner of Meteors? Can you go ahead and send one of your medium-sized, discounted high-density models wrapped in Christmas packaging to the Climate Conference? Just put it on my account.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 07, 2009 06:36 AM (50S+L)

25 Glad to see this is getting lots of exposure. We should all email our senators and let them know the proles are on to this.

Posted by: paleRider at December 07, 2009 06:37 AM (JqMIA)

26 The Climate Greetings site is gonna be "Seattle Peace Calendar" fun, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Wow. People from around the world are leaving messages.

Please help prepare for warming. People in my village wish to live long life with no global warming monsoon. Help us.

Enilced Eht-Edih
Bangladesh

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2009 06:37 AM (l1Wlr)

27 My non-Green behavior is exempt because I will be forcing everyone else in the world to conform to my hypocritical standards.


Posted by: GreenStock Delegate at December 07, 2009 06:37 AM (MMC8r)

28 ooh thanks Kratos that was fun! (sending them greetings) probably got myself on some "list" however. but very cathartic! Oh, I just put fake name and country. Though, it doesn't matter...they are only going to post the ones that forward their views. I bet you won't see ONE negative "greeting".

Posted by: cheshirecat at December 07, 2009 06:37 AM (ZHPG2)

29 A blow job via teleconference just isn't the same thing.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at December 07, 2009 06:38 AM (Ayd6W)

30 Please help prepare for warming. People in my village wish to live long life with no global warming monsoon. Help us. Yeah, I'll get right on that.

Posted by: Neptune (God of the Sea) at December 07, 2009 06:39 AM (ZHPG2)

31 A blow job via teleconference just isn't the same thing. Hey, it works for Obama.

Posted by: cheshirecat at December 07, 2009 06:40 AM (ZHPG2)

32 Now, if the prostitutes fart (all that methane, yanno) , we know that this "summit" is hypocrtical.

Posted by: FishFearMe at December 07, 2009 06:42 AM (4YamK)

33 And the climate scientist cat fight continues:

In a 1996 email to a large number of scientists in the CRU circle, Tom Wigley, a top climatologist working at the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, cautioned: “I support the continued collection of such data, but I am disturbed by how some people in the paleo community try to oversell their product.” Mann and his colleagues made use of some of the CRU data, but some of the CRU scientists weren’t comfortable with the way Mann represented it and also seemed to find Mann more than a bit insufferable.



Why is CRU actually pointing something up from those awful hacked emails?
To slap back at Mann for dissing Jones of course.

Rowr!

Posted by: Rocks at December 07, 2009 06:42 AM (Q1lie)

34 Though, it doesn't matter...they are only going to post the ones that forward their views. I bet you won't see ONE negative "greeting".


Oh ye of little faith. You have to be creative....and sneaky.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2009 06:43 AM (l1Wlr)

35 Oh ye of little faith. When it comes to socialists, I do have little faith.

Posted by: cheshirecat at December 07, 2009 06:45 AM (ZHPG2)

36 What? You proles are outraged about us enjoying the sacred fruits of our labors? Muuwaahahaha! Your lifestyle is unsustainable, suckers...not ours. Once we've returned you to your rightful state of eco-serfdom, there'll be all the more for your betters. See how this works?

Gotta run...the tranny hookers are here!

Posted by: Al Gore, High Priestess of Gaia at December 07, 2009 06:52 AM (j6H6o)

37 Lord, if ever there was a spot to sell people on the idea of perpetual motion machines, Copenhagen is it.

Posted by: HH at December 07, 2009 06:53 AM (+jvXp)

38 Oh ye of little faith.

When it comes to socialists, I do have little faith.


I understand. But I have supreme faith in the creativity and underhanded deviousness of us knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, inbred, Val-U-Rite swilling, hobo-skinning, squeekhole-dorking, Gaia-raping morons.

Use their own prejudices against them, in service of our own snark. I think that's a quote from Leroy "Bubba" Alinsky.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2009 06:54 AM (l1Wlr)

39 10 It would be funny if a blizzard hit and knocked out all the power there. Maybe they could get warm in their Limos and Jets.

It would only be melted when the back pack nuke goes off.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at December 07, 2009 06:58 AM (kKP5O)

40

Two things:

1. When I clicked on this page, my antivirus software (Avast) detected a virus.

2. Washington Post, today: "The Obama administration will formally declare Monday that carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gas emissions pose a danger to the public's health and welfare, a move that lays the groundwork for an economy-wide carbon cap even if Congress fails to enact climate legislation, sources familiar with the process said." 

 http://snipurl.com/tleq6 

Posted by: sauropod at December 07, 2009 06:59 AM (r45p0)

41

As well 15,000 delegates and officials, 5,000 journalists and 98 world leaders, the Danish capital will be blessed by the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio, Daryl Hannah, Helena Christensen, Archbishop Desmond Tutu and Prince Charles.

At least they're there to lend some real credibility to the event.

Posted by: TheQuietman at December 07, 2009 07:00 AM (1Jaio)

42 Heard rumor about Tiger and some private jet, mile-high blowjows. Mortal sin for AGW faithful.

Posted by: Jean at December 07, 2009 07:00 AM (Scxfk)

43 Que the Kracken, summon another tsunami.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at December 07, 2009 07:03 AM (kKP5O)

44 Posted by: sauropod at December 07, 2009 10:59 AM

A couple years ago, that story would have made my blood boil. Nowadays (thank you anonymous whistleblower!) they don't bother me at all. Whatever nonsense Obama and his brain dead supporters put in writing just further implicates them in the CO2/GW scam. Eventually (probably soon) they will no longer be able to foist off their fraudulent data on the masses. When that happens, and people realize just how huge the lie has been, I want the trail to lead directly to Obama and his cronies.
Bring it on Barry!

Posted by: lincolntf at December 07, 2009 07:05 AM (7XkqZ)

45

@46

 I would, but I'm not sure it holds water.

Posted by: HH at December 07, 2009 07:06 AM (+jvXp)

46 I detest hypocrites.

Posted by: katya at December 07, 2009 07:07 AM (1xUyq)

47

As well 15,000 delegates and officials, 5,000 journalists and 98 world leaders, the Danish capital will be blessed by the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio, Daryl Hannah, Helena Christensen, Archbishop Desmond Tutu and Prince Charles.

At least they're there to lend some real credibility to the event.


Hey, hey, hey.  I had Darryl Hannah in my quantum mechanics and thermodynamics classes.  Man, was she ever sharp.  Leonardo, not so much.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2009 07:13 AM (DZyVK)

48 I'm not sure it holds water. You have said that twice in this thread and confused me both times. Did I miss something?

Posted by: fluffy, natural blonde at December 07, 2009 07:14 AM (4Kl5M)

49

I was kidding the first time about the ice. And caught you, I might add.

Was just piling on...

Posted by: HH at December 07, 2009 07:20 AM (+jvXp)

50 By the way, that Climate Greetings site WILL show doubters' comments. I just saw one from some dude in New Zealand.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2009 07:28 AM (l1Wlr)

51 49 I detest hypocrites.

You're mistaken.  Hypocrisy is only possible for conservatives, and it must involve sex, or at least gambling.

Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at December 07, 2009 07:45 AM (15SHw)

52 @7

I sent my "greetings" and then read through some of the ones already posted.  I now have no desire for lunch - thanks for helping me lose weight

Posted by: Lone Marauder at December 07, 2009 08:04 AM (/bVuS)

53 5 To quote the irrepressible Instapundit:

I'll believe it's a crisis when the people who keep telling me it's a crisis start acting like it's a crisis.  Like, you know, substituting videoconferences for tropical-island junkets.

Or building nuclear power plants.  You can tell that carbon isn't the WORST THING EVER because if it were, they would be talking about building nuke plants starting yesterday.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 07, 2009 08:35 AM (T0NGe)

54 49 I detest hypocrites.

Posted by: katya at December 07, 2009 11:07 AM (1xUyq)

This isn't "I know it's wrong, but I have sinned." hypocrisy, it's "I am going to impose rules on you, but I'm not one of the rabble, I'm better than you.  So, I can do this, but you can't." hypocrisy.

It's not that they can't live up to high standards that they set, it's that they simply refuse to.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 07, 2009 08:37 AM (T0NGe)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 07, 2009 09:11 AM (2qU2d)

56 "We don't have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars. It makes no sense at all, but it's very Danish."

Funniest. Quote. Evar.

Posted by: pinche migra at December 07, 2009 11:23 AM (E3SK8)

57 I thought they were all riding bikes while over there, anyways

Posted by: pinche migra at December 07, 2009 11:24 AM (E3SK8)

58 We don't have any hybrids in Denmark, unfortunately, due to the extreme taxes on those cars.

Well, of course. One has to pay for one's socialism somehow. This is the country that 16 years ago when I was their, my friend was complaining that he was being income taxed at 70%. Of course, most of his family was sitting on the socialist hammock, not that I could blame them.

Who want's to take home 30% after taxes?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 07, 2009 12:51 PM (1hM1d)

59 Yurts?

What, is Genghis Khan in town?

Posted by: mojo at December 07, 2009 01:00 PM (g1cNf)

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