Hey, nice dress. Who shot the curtains?

I didn't realize Lt. Worf was so "hippy." The Dodge Viper looks up to her for having a wide rear wheelbase.

Hey, is this mean? Here's my response to that: Go fuck yourself sideways with a hot brick from a pizza oven.

First Lady Bush -- and her daughters -- were savaged, as was Sarah Palin.

Michelle Obama is not a good-looking woman, unless you like them "fierce" in the literal, rather than gay-fashion-lingo, sense. Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it was in Predator.

I don't want to be bitchy, but Michelle Obama looks like she just got a full-body bukake from 30 horny couches.

She looks like she just got raped by the cast of Joseph and the Amazing Monocolor Dreamcoat.

I'm not saying she's bulky, but is she wearing a coat, or is that the jibsail from a gay pirate ship?

I don't want to say she looks immense in that gold circus-costume, but Auric Goldfinger just had a stroke-inducing orgasm.

Oops, he had another one. And another one. Once is happenstance; twice is coincidence; the third time it's a fashion nightmare.

Chewbacca just called. He wants his wife's housecoat back.

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Just keep scrolling.

Matthews: Bush Family Like the Deposed/Murdered Romanovs, Obama May Join Oratorical Mount Rushmore.

Vid: Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey-Ey-Ey, Goodbye Chant Sung to Bush Helicopter; MSNBC Team Somehow Manages to Avoid Commenting on Bad Behavior of Obamatards.

AP Calls Lowerey's Race-Baiting as Soberly Injecting "A Note of Racial Caution." Racial caution?

NBC's Brokaw Compares Dick Cheney to Dr. Strangelove.

And on, and on, and on.

Gee, what message do you think they're trying to send us?

Thanks to Slublog for those tips.

DrewM writes:

[Chris Matthews:] "There's FDR. There's JFK. And there may be Barack Obama."

Yeah, not so much as it turns out.

Schumer was just on FNC and said Obama didn't want to have rhetorical flourishes because times are so serious. Who would have thought that people would have to spin for Obama's speech making skills?

Oh, the Dow is down 338 and below 8.000.

Hope and Change indeed.

From Drudge, with the link.

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Claims he does not fellate left-wing dictators, before dropping to his knees with gusto.

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Just sent this by CNN:

Although, this is preliminary data and it may very well be higher - according to early data, as of 1p ET today, CNN.com Live served more than 18.8 million live video streams globally since 6a, shattering its all time total daily streaming record set on Election Day with 5.3 million live streams. (Source: Omniture SiteCatalyst, global). Additionally, CNN.com Live served 1.3 million concurrent live streams during its peak, which occurred immediately prior to President ObamaÂ’s inaugural address. (Source: Internal CDN monitoring data).

It's really terribly hard to defeat someone with this kind of intense support.

We've got our work cut out for us.

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So say her rivals.

DESPITE claims that he's still undecided, Gov. Paterson is "certain" to pick Caroline Kennedy to replace Hillary Rodham Clinton in the US Senate, several unhappy contenders for the job have told friends and associates in recent days.

The contenders based their conclusion on the view that Paterson, after nearly two months of indecision, would "greatly embarrass" and "entirely humiliate" Kennedy, anger her prominent political family and even offend President-elect Barack Obama by picking someone other than President John F. Kennedy's daughter.

As for the governor's claim to be weighing a last-minute finalist, the contenders agree with a close Paterson friend who said, "It's clear David is just trying to play mind games with the press."

Mildly retarded trust fund princesses deserve representation too.

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Rushed to hospital.

Dear Lord, are we going to get a facefull of "historical bookending" and "turning the racial page" if he dies.

Conflicting Report: Pool reporter says Byrd. Someone at the House says it was Ted Kennedy.

Either or-- bookend. If it's Kennedy, "passing of the torch of Camelot."

Both? Politico says both.

Obama says Kennedy, doesn't mention Byrd.

Thanks to DrewM. and Slublog for keeping tabs on this.

Personally, I'm looking forward to Obama resurrecting one or both, thus demonstrating his divinity.

CNN Blurb Says Kennedy. Again, looks like Kennedy is definite. Not sure the mention of Byrd was a pure mistake or if he collapsed too.

Thanks to Matt M. for that.

Final Update? Slublog writes--

ABC news just reported that Kennedy had a seizure and needed to be removed, and Byrd was so upset, he had to be removed.

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Quite a few cheap shots, just as Slublog said. Nordlinger:

Obama said something like, “It’s time to quit putting off the unpleasant decisions.” Geez: Making unpleasant decisions, in both the domestic and foreign spheres, was Bush’s specialty. In fact, he sacrificed a good deal of political popularity because of it.

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Obama talked about “restoring science to its rightful place.” I thought that was a cheap, stupid shot. The opinion-makers will love it, of course.

He suggested — more like said — that Bush had jettisoned American ideals in order to pursue security. That is a slander, pure and simple. Slandering your predecessor is not a good way to start a presidency.

He said that “we are ready to lead once more” — ready to lead the world in the search for peace and dignity. That, my friends, is just what Bush has been doing for eight years. It would have been truer to speak of continuing to lead.

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Obama said that we must “no longer ignore the suffering outside our borders” (if I heard him correctly). Oh, since when have we been doing that? In fact, one of the biggest criticisms of Bush is that he has gone too far in trying to alleviate the suffering of others — “imposing our values” and all that. And will Obama better Bush’s Africa program? Fat chance.

There's a bit more -- well, one more -- at the link. Obama says he's ready to "leave Iraq to its people," which he was ready to do during a state of (as liberals had it) raging civil war.

Only now is Iraq itself ready to be left to its people, and credit for that can go -- politically -- to George W. Bush.

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Call it the Wimpy Plan...if you give me an unlimited amount of money today, I'll give you the benefit sometime after 2010.

t least one-quarter of House DemocratsÂ’ proposed $825 billion economic stimulus plan wouldnÂ’t be spent until at least 2011, according to a report that suggests the package may take longer than expected to boost the economy.

A Congressional Budget Office analysis said most of the planÂ’s $355 billion in appropriations for programs such as highway construction wouldnÂ’t be spent until after 2010. The government would spend about $26 billion of that money this year and $110 billion more next year, the report estimated. It projected the government would spend $103 billion in 2011, $53 billion in 2012 and $63 billion from 2013 to 2019.

The plan, crafted with President-elect Barack ObamaÂ’s economic team, is aimed at helping lift the economy out of recession through a combination of tax cuts for families and businesses and $550 billion in new federal spending on infrastructure projects, expanded jobless benefits, renewable energy initiatives and scores of other initiatives.

...It suggested that much of the stimulus may not come until after the economy has begun to recover. The Congressional Budget Office has said it expects a “slow” recovery to begin later this year and that the economy will expand by a “modest” 1.5 percent in 2010.

It's almost as if the real point is simply to increase government spending in order to reward Democratic constituencies or something.

Of course all of that assumes there's any benefit to the economy from running up huge deficits to begin with and if that's true, why hasn't the record spending and deficits we have already incurred brought us to the promised land already?

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Based on the annoyance of a few commenters and Slublog asking "Um, how long do we carry on with this?," I guess the joke's over.

If you're coming here late, we turned the site into a rabidly pro-Obama site for the inauguration. We almost matched MSNBC's zealotry.

So it's not forgotten, here is Slublog's most awesome Obama banner.

Banner Back: I started to get nervous when it wouldn't change -- it was like Dear Leader was willing it to remain.

Credit! Whoops. I forgot to say the idea for doing this site as a pro-Obama one came from the excellent Arthur K.

I was going to actually ask the readers for ideas about what to do, but Arthur wrote me before I did. He also suggested getting all the co-bloggers on board with it. The co-bloggers themselves thought up their pro-Obama screennames.

Thanks to everyone for participating in this goof.

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Flub. Of course the spin is that Roberts misread the oath himself. Which he doesn't seem to have done.

Oh, well. He's Teleprompter Jesus, not Repeating Oaths Jesus.

Correction: DrewM.from52to48withLove tells me that Roberts did flub his part, putting "faithfully" in the wrong part of the oath.

They Work Fast: Already Obama's Cultists Fellow Devotees have updated Roberts' Wiki entry to pin the glitch on him.

"He notoriously mangled the Oath of the President of the United States..."

Notoriously? Mangled?

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