April 09, 2021

Quick Hits: George Floyd Had COVID?!!?
— Ace

Ladies and gentlemen, here it is, the one and only, the first and only case of a death of someone infected with covid in which the authorities claimed the death was caused by something other than covid:



Isn't that just remarkable?

Now, I am being told that this was mentioned before  -- very, very quietly -- but it's amazing how the media has managed to make this highly-relevant fact altogether disappear from the public consciousness.

This one took me like ten minutes to get:





Virulent racist Ta-Neheshi Coates wrote another awful Captain America comic for #Woke Marvel Comics. In this issue, he smeared Jordan Peterson as being a Nazi -- putting Jordan Peterson's words into the mouth of former Nazi the Red Skull.

However, Jordan Peterson is meming this racist scumbag and having fun with his new secret identity as head of Hydra:

Marvel is dying and they're telling their former readers to fuck off on their way to the grave.

Boycott their shitty movies and tv shows, just as you're already boycotting (due to extreme disinterest) their terrible propaganda pamphlets.

Remember Phoebe Waller-Bridge? She was the annoying feminist robot "L33T" or whatever in the Han Solo bomb, and she was brought in at femmeboy Daniel Craig's request to rewrite the upcoming trash Bond movie to make it feminist and woke.

Well, now she's going to be the female co-star of the next failed Indiana Jones movie.


They are determined to make all their once-valuable IPs worthless -- and I say we help them.





I feel like a jerkoff even trying to explain this to woke retards making bad-faith claims, but the reason the "Chinese font" looks that way is that the actual Chinese system of calligraphy employs, as its most obvious feature, thin strokes, thick strokes, thin strokes that turn thick at the end, and thick strokes that turn thin as they go.

It's composing Latin letters from highly-characteristic Chinese calligraphy strokes.

But it's "racist" because... whatever, it's racist to say anything about a non-white race except effusive praise and validation.

The faux-Chinese script is merely neutral about Chinese writing -- and being neutral about a non-white race is automatically "hate" against them.

Speaking of real racism against Asians -- More White Supremacist attacks on Asians:


And even more Multiracial White Supremacy attacks on Asians:

A Black Lives Matter protester who was charged with hate crimes against Asian Americans spent time in Seattle’s Capitol Hill Occupied Protest zone last summer.

Seattle Black Lives Matter activists said they remembered Christopher Hamner’s "creepy stares” when he protested with them last year, as well as actions they described as coming "out of left field.”

Hamner was arrested last month and charged with hate crimes for "violent, anti-Asian behavior” stemming from multiple occurrences.

One woman, Pamela Cole, said he threatened her and her children during a traffic incident.

"He just opens his door and starts yelling at me, ‘F’ you, you Asian ‘B.' ‘F’ you,' kind of thing,” Cole said. "And then he pulls in the parking lot and comes charging at us."

Hamner frequently protested with Black Lives Matter last summer and had posts on social media showing him within Seattle’s CHOP zone, which was established as a police-free zone that saw multiple shootings, deaths, reports of sexual assault, vandalism, and theft.


Note that that is not the same guy as the NYC hate crime attacker.


It's almost as if there's one race which is not only permitted to be virulently, violently racist, but is actively encouraged to be so by the Ruling Class.

Well, not just one race. But the official position of the Woke Left -- and they have lots of "scholarly articles" asserting this -- is that, conveniently enough, anyone defined as a "oppressed" in the Woke System of Racial Classification simply cannot be racist. Any hatreds of other races they have are not just not racism, but are in fact justified rage due to their self-definition as marginalized.


Hatred of whites (and any "white-adjacent" groups like Asians or Jews) is justified as necessary for fighting "oppression."

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1 That Epstein/Maxwell thing is beautiful.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 04:24 PM (t+qrx)

2
But it's "racist" because... whatever, it's racist to say anything about a non-white race except effusive praise and validation.



But if you praise them too much you are accused of fetishizing them and cultural appropriation.

Posted by: buzzion at April 09, 2021 04:24 PM (vMCab)

3 The Jordan Peterson thing his funny. The Red Skull memes are actually pretty cool, and JP has been embracing it. He's got a "Hail Lobster" thing on his Twitter account.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 09, 2021 04:24 PM (jOcSX)

4 "Love is finishing each other's sentences"

ISWYDT and laughed like a hyena.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 04:24 PM (yQpMk)

5 If the defense were feeling randy, they'd bring in a doctor from the local hospital and have them explain why Floyd's death would not be considered a covid death but some other in similar circumstances would not be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

6 Ah shit, I didn't see that ace linked to JPs "hail lobster" tweet. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 09, 2021 04:25 PM (jOcSX)

7 All feminist woke "women" look alike. 

Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 04:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

8 Minneapolis - if the facts dont fit you must convict. 

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2021 04:25 PM (zaXJD)

9 Headline: Clinics nationwide pause J&J Vaccines: CDC Says They are Safe
Trust experts at the CDC not clinics which are, you know, actually administering the poison and seeing people get violently ill. Govt always knows best comrades. 

Posted by: Joe XiDen at April 09, 2021 04:26 PM (I6gYX)

10 Ta-Neheshi Ernie Coates

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 09, 2021 04:26 PM (yQpMk)

11 Crap. I read the content. I could have been FIRST!!!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 09, 2021 04:26 PM (QQ6wR)

12 The people yelling hysterically at their phones - why is in always in the car?

Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 04:27 PM (t+qrx)

13

Crowder had some guy kneel on his shoulder just like Floyd for 9 minutes and posted it on YouTube.  Spoiler, he didn't die.

Leftists are not amused.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2021 04:28 PM (1ISKN)

14 Seek help you damn lunatic.
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I believe it's been shown that covid doesn't affect people with asthma more than others.
She should calm down and love science a bit more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

15 So, Chop Suey? Bad CHOP Zone? Good
Yep, we're in the End Times

Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 04:28 PM (FJYfm)

16 That actress is in a show called Fleabag, which starts with a scene featuring anal sex and I concludes with her seducing a priest.  In between, she's the biggest slut you could imagine.  Despite that its pretty funny.  I guess I'm desperate for entertainment. 
 I only recognized her  because of that growth on her forehead. 

Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 04:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

17 Coming soon...
Indianna Jones and the Temple of Scissoring

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 04:28 PM (ZSUyT)

18 That woman tirading about her inhalers and cpap and shit is completely unhinged. Welcome to the world where everyone can be as loud as they want to as large an audience as they can manage because the cost of communication approaches zero (and it doesn't help that victimhood and wokeness are the coin of the realm).

Essentially free bandwidth and storage, combined with essentially free high-quality cameras and microphones have not been a great boon to civilization.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 04:28 PM (Jsjd7)

19 Pheobe Waller-Bridge's last name seems to be asking what her face resembles more.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2021 04:29 PM (ohOLP)

20 IndianaJones and the Quest for The Bed Pan

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2021 04:29 PM (zaXJD)

21 Finishing each other's sentences....that's very good. When do we start roasting marshmallows? You know Minneapolis is going to burn. What'll be interesting if the first court in years resists the pressure of the Left and does the right decision. ...which will tell me it's what they wanted to happen. China can use the distraction.

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2021 04:29 PM (z36Kd)

22 "Oh, and now I can't live here . . . so . . . ."

That has to be the best sleeper-joke punchline of 2021.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 04:29 PM (KnJdm)

23 Love is not leaving each other dangling, even when you're at the end of your rope.
Epstein didn't love himself.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 09, 2021 04:29 PM (Ndje9)

24 So how are Blacks liking being White Supremacists? 

Posted by: Archer at April 09, 2021 04:30 PM (gmo/4)

25 I used to think race war was an impossibility.  I don't think that any more.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2021 04:30 PM (sWM8x)

26 Yeah, the Wuhan is why he was out of jail in the Wuhan Amnesty. We were pointing out that if he wasn't let out over b.s. he'd still be safely alive in jail.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 09, 2021 04:30 PM (1yPl/)

27 It's almost as if there's one race which is not only permitted to be virulently, violently racist, but is actively encouraged to be so by the Ruling Class.
Fortunately for us Asians (or half-, in my case) Constitutional Carry is gaining ground; Tennessee is the newest state to enact the measure.

Posted by: Bert G at April 09, 2021 04:30 PM (sAW0o)

28 Grandpa kicks nut case granddaughter to curb. Men posting W's

Posted by: Only Context at April 09, 2021 04:31 PM (xEIoY)

29 Wait? Fentynal doesn't cure Covid?

Posted by: pahound at April 09, 2021 04:31 PM (G2i66)

30 Oh, and after I tried to tell Grandpa what to do in HIS OWN HOUSE, I can't live here anymore.  That's fun.

Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 09, 2021 04:31 PM (oHd/0)

31 After the dreadful, CGI-filled, poorly written, indifferently acted, miserably structured and pointless fourth "Indiana Jones" movie, I am astounded that there's going to be fifth one *at all* - let alone one designed to kill what's left of the animated corpse that the franchise has become.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 04:31 PM (Jsjd7)

32 I only recognized her because of that growth on her forehead.

She needs to find a rat to gnaw that thing off.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 04:31 PM (yQpMk)

33 Of course the National MSM focus is to run in a story of a Japanese-American Olympian who was yelled at in a park in CA while she was training.  Wasn't until the last sentence where she claimed the man said some anti-Asian slurs while getting in his car.  She also was shaken because no one came to her aid when the guy was yelling at her. 
They have a false meme and they aren't going to let it go until it's accepted as the truth. 

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 04:32 PM (2DOZq)

34 24So how are Blacks liking being White Supremacists?

Posted by:Archerat April 09, 2021 04:30 PM (gmo/4)

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Depends. Did they get their welcome package that includes the "Get out of Jail for killing a minority" card? It should have been included alongside the "sexually assault any rich white woman and get away with it" card, you know, because of the rape culture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

35 >>Well, now she's going to be the female co-star of the next failed Indiana Jones movie.

Oh, f$ck off, Hollywood! (yes, I have been watching Critical Drinker, how can you tell?)

Also in the L.A. Times: Commentary: The casual racism of mispronouncing an Asian person's name (msn.com)

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2021 04:32 PM (bDqIh)

36 LA Sue.. I actually watched that and while some of it was pretty funny I was completely disgusted with her relationship with the priest.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 09, 2021 04:32 PM (nxdel)

37 I am glad that Peterson is at least trying to have some fun with the insanity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 04:33 PM (Jsjd7)

38 That came out straight away Saint George of Minneapolis had Covid, but was over it not long before.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 04:33 PM (Cxk7w)

39
Essentially free bandwidth and storage, combined with essentially free high-quality cameras and microphones have not been a great boon to civilization.

Posted by:Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)at April 09, 2021 04:28 PM (Jsjd7)

*prepares Ludovico Technique chair*

Clearly, you are not acquainted with the many, many hours of video and thousands of still images of muh ADURRABLE KITTEHS.

Which is sad, but easy to remedy.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 04:33 PM (t+qrx)

40 The people yelling hysterically at their phones - why is in always in the car? Because if they were around people they’d get gunt punched?

Posted by: Bosk at April 09, 2021 04:33 PM (qlQri)

41 The people yelling hysterically at their phones - why is in always in the car? Because if they were around people they’d get gunt punched?

Posted by: Bosk at April 09, 2021 04:33 PM (qlQri)

42
Grandpa kicks nut case granddaughter to curb. Men posting W's Posted by: Only Context at April 09, 2021 04:31 PM (xEIoY)


I wonder what the movie was?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)

43 Has anyone mentioned Prince Philip ...

Posted by: Green Orange at April 09, 2021 04:33 PM (AHq56)

44 What colour is a black racist?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 09, 2021 04:34 PM (KiBMU)

45 So fat, so pale, 3 inhalers. Yet someone deposited his filth in her and made a child. Typical moocher hollering.....
She is not gonna like the burning times. 

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 09, 2021 04:34 PM (R/m4+)

46 The people yelling hysterically at their phones - why is in always in the car?

Posted by:hogmartin


No kidding. When you get cut off in traffic, it's actually a lot healthier to throw a bag of dog poop on the miscreant's car, rather than ranting like a baboon with a gallon of tabasco smeared on your squeekhole.


But seriously, it's just copycatting. 


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2021 04:34 PM (n+4am)

47
22"Oh, and now I can't live here . . . so . . . ."

That has to be the best sleeper-joke punchline of 2021.

Posted by:4at April 09, 2021 04:29 PM (KnJdm)

Agreed. If you didn't make it to the end of that video go back and try again.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2021 04:34 PM (ohOLP)

48
IndianaJones and the Quest for The Bed Pan

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2021 04:29 PM (zaXJD)



Indiana Jane and The Last Request for a Friggin Sammich.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 04:35 PM (KnJdm)

49 42 
I wonder what the movie was?

Posted by:Jordan61at April 09, 2021 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)


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Casablanca. 

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

50 So Gramps kicked out his manatee grand daughter.  Good for him.  Her main contribution to the household was making sure the old man remembered to pay the bills and buy food.  Mostly buy food.

Posted by: bill in Arkansas not gonna comply with nuttin at April 09, 2021 04:35 PM (I58tH)

51 Oriental font is problematic.
Yep, it was produced by the Fake Grievance Generator.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 04:35 PM (ZSUyT)

52 I like Peter embracing the slam.
I do not like Nutty Yelling Womyn. She's supposedly married to a man, though I can't believe any real man would find her attractive in any way.
No idea who the actress is. I assume Harrison Ford is making another Indiana Jones movie only to guarantee financial independence to the 5th generation. That's good financial planning.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 09, 2021 04:35 PM (QQ6wR)

53 yes, I have been watching Critical Drinker, how can you tell?


Don't know.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 04:35 PM (yQpMk)

54 The lunatic ranting because everyone should respect her medical condition is ranting because someone else's medical condition prohibits the wearing of the mask.  But I guess the lunatic's medical condition is more important.

Posted by: DJ at April 09, 2021 04:35 PM (O3/K+)

55 Ryan George had a good take on the angry car videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx7Jywu1-ow

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

56 Trump endorses Marco Rubio.  

Posted by: Under Fire at April 09, 2021 04:36 PM (Pzzpr)

57 In fairness to that one raving lunatic, she really is at a greater risk of dying from Covid...BECAUSE SHE'S SO FREAKING FAT!
But yeah, "asthma" is your big risk factor.

Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 04:36 PM (FJYfm)

58  I assume Asians are going to leave raw fish outside their door, and like 25 FBI agents will be "on it" like flies on shit?

Posted by: pahound at April 09, 2021 04:36 PM (G2i66)

59
What colour is a black racist?
"Albion."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2021 04:36 PM (qc+VF)

60 Only because a font is mentioned and this is old but funny:
I’m Comic Sans, Asshole - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2021 04:37 PM (bDqIh)

61 I could've been first. But not only reading the content and watching the vids, UPS delivered my new credit card since old one was cancelled due to fraud.  Unfortunately, BofA didn't send new card for wife.  She's pissed.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 09, 2021 04:38 PM (ju2Fy)

62 Oh, f$ck off, Hollywood! (yes, I have been watching Critical Drinker, how can you tell?)
Nah, it'll be fine!

Posted by: Greyman27 at April 09, 2021 04:38 PM (RKLPC)

63 Epstein Meme is awesome.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2021 04:38 PM (1B5WS)

64 Islanders Who Worship Prince Philip as God Will Now Idolize Prince Charles Instead https://bit.ly/3s6DyGD

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 04:38 PM (yQpMk)

65 Raiders of the Lost Tapioca Pudding.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at April 09, 2021 04:39 PM (QQ6wR)

66 After the dreadful, CGI-filled, poorly written, indifferently acted, miserably structured and pointless fourth "Indiana Jones" movie, I am astounded that there's going to be fifth one *at all* - let alone one designed to kill what's left of the animated corpse that the franchise has become.

Posted by:Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)at April 09, 2021 04:31 PM (Jsjd7)

...

You're forgetting that they can woke-reboot anything for fame and profit. 

Anything.

Plus they just changed the working title to Indianette Jones and Luxor the Lost City of Gold.

I mean you can't oversell that.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2021 04:39 PM (ohOLP)

67 Has anyone posted the photo of the various types of bears that was going around on Twitter? 
Black bear  Brown Bear Racist Bear

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 09, 2021 04:39 PM (2DOZq)

68 fake news cnn: Calling a beard a "Fu Man Chu" is problematic and racist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 04:39 PM (ZSUyT)

69 That girl living with her grandpa is a piece of work.  Might be best if she goes and lives on the street for a bit.  Get street smart and lose a few pounds. 

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2021 04:39 PM (JUOKG)

70

Casablanca. 

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

Casablanca... House White... that's Racist not sexist... isn't it?

Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 09, 2021 04:40 PM (oHd/0)

71
I used to think race war was an impossibility. I don't think that any more.

Posted by:Meade Lux Lewisat April 09, 2021 04:30 PM (sWM8x)


A race war is likely to be a component of a larger conflict. The left will use it to whip up urban youts to attack red areas. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 09, 2021 04:40 PM (jOcSX)

72 Fatty with three inhalers should get relief with weight loss. Lunatic indeed, in love with anger.

Posted by: CN at April 09, 2021 04:40 PM (ONvIw)

73 Yo junior! Why don't you use dem superpowers and fly down to the store and get me some malt liquor?

Posted by: Superman's Baby Daddy at April 09, 2021 04:40 PM (kTF2Z)

74
The people yelling hysterically at their phones - why is in always in the car?
Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 04:27 PM (t+qrx)
I have a theory about this:
1. There is a cell phone mount in the car to use it as a SatNav, and so it is already there and ready to go and aimed properly. No muss, no fuss, no extra equipment, etc.
2. It's private, quiet and comfortable. It's essentially a nice sound booth so it works well. You're unlikely to be interrupted. 
3. It allows you to respond *immediately* to whatever ticked you off. You don't have to remember what happened until you get home and reform what passes for your thoughts. You can do immediate stimulus-response.
4. This ties back into point #2. No one likes a shrieking harpy. If you decide to go on TikTok Tirades at home where your husband, parents, kids, etc. might hear you, they're going to judge you. You know it. You don't want to humiliate yourself in front of others or, even worse, get called out on your bullshit by someone in real time. The privacy of your car helps you avoid a real-life audience that might question you while pursuing the online audience from which you hope to garner sympathy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 04:40 PM (Jsjd7)

75 I beginning to think that if we deport all fat white women to...oh, say China.
90% of the problems in Our Country disappear overnight.
And the Chinese get payback for COVID.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2021 04:41 PM (EERbD)

76 Britain's oldest and favorite racist passed away today ... Diana's revenge ...

Posted by: Green Orange at April 09, 2021 04:41 PM (AHq56)

77 70

 

Casablanca.

 

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 09, 2021 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

 

Casablanca... House White... that's Racist not sexist... isn't it?

Posted by:RomeQ13.....at April 09, 2021 04:40 PM (oHd/0)

==========
Man saves woman by being heroic.
Problematic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 09, 2021 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

78 Floyd had all sorts of health problems.  Not only had he recently had covid, he also had sickle cell trait, a paranglioma (a tumor that can secrete bursts of adrenalin that can cause stroke or even death), a badly diseased heart (90% blockage in one heart artery, 25% blockage in another), and oh yeah, he was also a chronic drug addict.  Just a couple months before his death, his drug addict girlfriend, whom he called "mama," had had to rush him to the hospital for another speedball overdose.  And a year before his death, he'd been hospitalized for yet another drug overdose, after he'd swallowed his drug stash when he saw cops approaching (sound familiar?).
The man was a mess, and yet prosecution medical "experts" testified that the high level of fentanyl in his system, the meth and other drugs in his system, the severe heart disease, the covid, the tumor, and all the rest of it, had nothing to do with his death.  He only died because a cop put a knee on his back and "neck area" for several minutes.    That was the sole cause of the "air hunger" that Floyd expressed on the ground.  The cops cut off Floyd's air supply and he died from lack of oxygen.
And yet, Floyd told cops that "I can't breathe" 7 different times before the cops put him on the ground (which they did at his request).  At autopsy, his lungs were found to be full of fluid, weighing 2-3 times more than normal (fentanyl causes this type of pulmonary edema).  But none of that had anything to do with his death, according to the state's experts.
And if you believe the state's experts, they'd also like you to know that they have some lovely oceanfront property for sale in Arizona that might interest you . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 09, 2021 04:42 PM (k4dH2)

79
I used to think race war was an impossibility.  I don't think that any more.


Perhaps. But I know plenty of Black folks that will be on the side that will surprise our 'elites'. 


Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 04:42 PM (Rvt88)

80 So, does that fat pig live in her grandfather's home, or does he live with her?
If the latter, get the fuck out NOW, man! If the former, beat her ass into a coma.  NOW.
Why in the ever loving, FUCK do people think anybody cares about their petty problems, so much so that they have to broadcast their assholery world-wide?
Social media needs to be destroyed.  Sorry if it's the only way you can keep up with friends and family, but the poison is too much for the body politic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 04:43 PM (2JVJo)

81 I'm not watching an ugly woman rant about aything.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2021 04:43 PM (OSoUW)

82 It's Miller Time!
White House Border Coordinator to Step Down

A job well done!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 09, 2021 04:43 PM (VVEnO)

83 Phoebe Waller-Bridge:

A conjecture proposed in the field of particle physics in which one is not capable of discerning if the entity grunting from across the bridge is a leftist or a wild boar dressed as a leftist until you ask them a question concerning Trump at which point the idiot particles collapse into a deterministic idiot wave revealing the identity.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 04:43 PM (QVkJn)

84  The new totally enwokened Indiana Jones sequel is extremely problematic, isn't it? The titular character is named after a US state, which is named after native tribesmen who were misnamed after people from a totally different region of the world by ignorant foreign invaders and colonists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 04:44 PM (Jsjd7)

85 The phone mount in the car is also elevated, so it can hide your double chin.
But it can't hide your triple chin.

Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 04:44 PM (FJYfm)

86 In 2018 if an 80 year old was obese, had COPD, seasonal flu, and opportunistic bacterial pneumonia what would their cause of death be listed as?
In 2020 if an 80 year old was obese, had COPD, wuhan flu, and opportunistic bacterial pneumonia what would their cause of death be listed as?
Why are those not always the same answer?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2021 04:44 PM (JMMlQ)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 04:44 PM (yQpMk)

88 I have had the same barber for going on 10 years, even with breaks when I was in other countries, black dude 20 years younger than me. We seem to enjoy each other's conversation and go pretty deep, fellow West Texans by birth and all.  We chatted about the whole race war thing the other day, both of us perplexed by all this.  I could no more hate someone for skin color than the man in the moon. Threats are colorless. 

Posted by: Only Context at April 09, 2021 04:45 PM (xEIoY)

89 Peterson got more likes for that tweet than Ta-Neheshi Coates issue sold.
He should invoice Marvel for advertising. 

Posted by: fringe at April 09, 2021 04:45 PM (FPur3)

90 Wait. Misspronouncing names is racist?
Racisim doesnt seem so bad anymore.
Thats what you want, right?


Posted by: Desultory Joe at April 09, 2021 04:45 PM (L9P9s)

91
Phoebe Waller-Bridge:
A conjecture proposed in the field of particle physics in which one is not capable of discerning if the entity grunting from across the bridge is a leftist or a wild boar dressed as a leftist until you ask them a question concerning Trump at which point the idiot particles collapse into a deterministic idiot wave revealing the identity.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 04:43 PM (QVkJn)
*snort*
Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 04:46 PM (Jsjd7)

92
I have a theory about this: (...)

Posted by:Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)at April 09, 2021 04:40 PM (Jsjd7)

I guess that fits. It's still odd. At least this one appeared to be stopped, not driving.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 04:46 PM (t+qrx)

93 Is that brown thing on Phoebe Waller-Bridge's left temple a scar from where she tried to shot herself in the head cuz someone wouldn't wear their mask?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2021 04:47 PM (EERbD)

94 Granddaughter is about to get woke about coming up with rent and utilities money. And I don't imagine her food bill is small either. Suck it up buttercup.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2021 04:47 PM (F0YaR)

95 51 Oriental font is problematic.
Yep, it was produced by the Fake Grievance Generator.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 04:35 PM (ZSUyT)

But if I start protesting outside my local Chinese restaurant for their use of the offensive font and the obvious White supremacy of the chinese immigrants who run the place and make the food, won't they spit in my lunch special? 

Posted by: Bilwis, Now devouring only vegan souls at April 09, 2021 04:48 PM (Wm5SB)

96 After the dreadful, CGI-filled, poorly written, indifferently acted, miserably structured and pointless fourth "Indiana Jones" movie, I am astounded that there's going to be fifth one *at all* - let alone one designed to kill what's left of the animated corpse that the franchise has become.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2021 04:31 PM (Jsjd7)

I'm guessing they're going to need to retcon Indy's kid out of the thing, unless he died at some point which would work for me. That movie was beyond horrible, I'd swear the people responsible for it never bothered to watch the first 3, and relied on 30 year old memories of what they'd heard they were about. Why do I have a feeling that the new "Nazi's" will be some sort of super-KKK and are going to be the inspiration for a young, blonde son of a NY real estate developer (sneak reveal at end).

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 09, 2021 04:48 PM (46GDR)

97 I beginning to think that if we deport all fat white women to...oh, say China.
90% of the problems in Our Country disappear overnight.
And the Chinese get payback for COVID.

Hey, Karen, you been here 4 hour already. YOU GO NOW!

Posted by: Buffet owners in China at April 09, 2021 04:48 PM (JMMlQ)

98 Raiders of the Lost Dildo

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 04:48 PM (ZSUyT)

99 Obituary
https://www.royal.uk/

Posted by: Green Orange at April 09, 2021 04:49 PM (AHq56)

100 Seeing the video of the lunatic screamer made me happy I decided to never have kids.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 04:49 PM (MVjcR)

101 Medical examiner reminds me of Christopher Reeve's Clark Kent.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 09, 2021 04:50 PM (700n7)

102 I'm assuming the defense in the Floyd trial has a doctor or doctors lined up to testify. 

Posted by: Wally at April 09, 2021 04:51 PM (FJYfm)

103 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 09, 2021 04:43 PM (2JVJo)
She talks about moving HIS car out of the garage... like its some big deal.
I think he booted her... and good for him!

Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 09, 2021 04:51 PM (oHd/0)

104 Those are a couple of real cunts.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 09, 2021 04:53 PM (pw+jk)

105 Misspronouncing names is racist?
Let's get one of those people from Africa with clicks in his name and if the NYT doesn't get it right on the first try off to the Laogai with them!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2021 04:53 PM (JMMlQ)

106
I'm guessing they're going to need to retcon Indy's kid out of the thing, unless he died at some point which would work for me. 

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 09, 2021 04:48 PM (46GDR)

Wasn't that part played by the actor who went more bugnuts than the ordinary baseline Hollywood meltbrain and went to live in an isolated shack in the Finnish taiga until he was tracked down by 4channers who then dicked with him mercilessly until he cried? I seem to remember that being a real live thing that happened.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 09, 2021 04:54 PM (t+qrx)

107
Seeing the video of the lunatic screamer made me happy I decided to never have kids
  posted by Weasel


It's not so bad Weasel. All you have to do is let your kid cool off overnight at the cop shop after some harmless, but dumbass, tomfoolery that said dumbass was warned about. 
Once. 
They'll listen the next time. 

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2021 04:55 PM (Rvt88)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2021 04:56 PM (Q9lwr)

109 When you raise up trash, sooner or later, ya gotsta take out the trash

Or, like ol bob used to say "Kill the body, and the head will die”

Posted by: Larro at April 09, 2021 04:56 PM (+ITg4)

110 WTF is this
https://tinyurl.com/w82wpn55

Posted by: DJ at April 09, 2021 04:57 PM (O3/K+)

111 Ta-Neheshi Coates is also rebooting Superman for a movie, with help of JJ Abrams.  Can't wait to (not) see that abomination.  Might as well have a variation of Red Son and make Superman kill whitey and the "racist" US.  
Superman IV is looking brilliant compared to current iterations.  

Posted by: Thrawn at April 09, 2021 04:57 PM (9Ovst)

112 Phoebe Waller-Bridge
Looks like she ran into the Ugly Wall after falling off the Ugly Bridge

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 09, 2021 04:58 PM (Bmy3R)

113
Seeing the video of the lunatic screamer made me happy I decided to never have kids. Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2021 04:49 PM (MVjcR)


And she's a mother, isn't that nice?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 04:58 PM (Ez6QX)

114 🍊

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 09, 2021 04:58 PM (700n7)

115 Indiana Jones and the HR Department Jaw of Doom

Posted by: x at April 09, 2021 04:59 PM (oA+QO)

116 Hey Weasel, Going to the farm?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2021 04:59 PM (acsAK)

117

  What do Jeffrey Epstein and Joe Biden have in common?

Neither one can finish a sentence.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 05:00 PM (Uh2oA)

118 What about the casual racism of wanna-be white saviors who assume that everyone not white is a thin-skinned pussy incapable of thinking for themselves?

Posted by: Bert G at April 09, 2021 05:00 PM (sAW0o)

119 Indiana Jane and The Temple of Stuck Pickle Jars.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 05:01 PM (KnJdm)

120 I saw Lunatic Screamers open for Fucking Iron Lung

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 09, 2021 05:01 PM (Bmy3R)

121 Biden's 'border czar' has resigned. Smart woman. 

Posted by: lizabth at April 09, 2021 05:01 PM (L3Rsz)

122 Serious Cat: uh oh. Can GIFs and JPGs be far behind?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2021 05:01 PM (L2ZTs)

123
WTF is this

https://tinyurl.com/w82wpn55 Posted by: DJ at April 09, 2021 04:57 PM (O3/K+)



Hunter Biden considering cash payments to his hookers and dealers to stem blowjobs and getting high.


Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 05:01 PM (QVkJn)

124 Inhaler lady thinks we should care about her.  I just couldn't care less.  

Posted by: skzion at April 09, 2021 05:01 PM (vqSpp)

125 Wasn't that part played by the actor who went more bugnuts than the ordinary baseline Hollywood meltbrain
Shia LeBeouf. He was also in some pedo-music video by Sia where he plays the pedo.

And no, I'm not kidding. In the video he "wrestles" with a twelve year old who is wearing only a flesh colored leotard.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2021 05:01 PM (JMMlQ)

126 Uh-oh.  Stanford researchers have identified five cases of DOUBLE MUTANT COVID in San Fran Psycho.
DOUBLE MUTANT, BITCHES.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2021 05:02 PM (sWM8x)

127 I remember this being mentioned at the time. With all the other bullshit going on, I think we made a few jokes about it but they did not get any traction. 

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 05:03 PM (lmikk)

128 Hopefully both of those hideous creatures in Art TakingBack's and Steve Mudflap McGrew's tweets have already received their experimental genetic modification injections. Wouldn't want anything to happen to them. 

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 09, 2021 05:04 PM (5FCda)

129 Indiana Jones And The Lost Fixodent

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2021 05:04 PM (0OP+5)

130 She has two rescue inhalers BFD. My inhaled steroids are $600 a month. They work better. And I don't wear a piece of cloth on my face because I can check my O2 levels and see what it does. People like that are why I carry a shillalegh now. 

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 09, 2021 05:04 PM (YynYJ)

131 Biden's 'border czar' has resigned. Smart woman.

You know hiring managers usually don't like to see that someone only spent 3 months in a job before quitting but...probably a smart move here.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2021 05:05 PM (JMMlQ)

132 124 Inhaler lady thinks we should care about her.  I just couldn't care less.  

I see a desperate soul screaming for release from its irrational fear and cowardice. But, I too could still care less. Her problem.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 09, 2021 05:05 PM (Bmy3R)

133 And here's where I get myself in trouble for the day:

Is Derek Chauvin guilty of murder? No.

Is Derek Chauvin guilty of willful manslaughter due to careless indifference? Yes.

Okay everybody, hold on while I put on my asbestos unitard...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2021 05:05 PM (L2ZTs)

134 126 Uh-oh.  Stanford researchers have identified five cases of DOUBLE MUTANT COVID in San Fran Psycho.
 Is   that like double secret probation?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2021 05:06 PM (Zmnko)

135 Stanford researchers have identified five cases of DOUBLE MUTANT COVID in San Fran Psycho.
Does that mean we need Xavier COVID to save us from Magneto COVID now?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2021 05:06 PM (JMMlQ)

136

Chinese font

Back in twenty-aught-fourteen, I dood a webcomic, "Journey to Bethlehem." Young expectant couple takes a trip to the old home town to pay taxes, with unexpected consequences.

When Joe and Mary get to Bethlehem, they're standing outside the Inn, which has a prominent "No Vacancy" sign. The sign is in a Hebrew-ish font. (The Tanach font ©Typographer Mediengestaltung 2003.)

That font was linked to in an amusing discussion (no longer online, apparently) on why not to use a Hebrew-looking English font… which I did anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the Innkeeper got a bad rep at April 09, 2021 05:06 PM (BqVVi)

137  How's Fauci's AID's vaccine coming?

Posted by: pahound at April 09, 2021 05:06 PM (G2i66)

138 Raiders of the Lost Dildo? 
Looked in up (in my quest to give good investigative boobs.) I found:
Raiders of the Lost Arse/Ass (two different titles, uh, one may be gay, I'm thorough- but not that thorough)
Chloe Doll and the Raiders of the Lost Cock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 05:07 PM (lmikk)

139 So is screeching car girl more or less hysterical than screeching elevator girl?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 05:07 PM (Ez6QX)

140
Uh-oh.  Stanford researchers have identified five cases of DOUBLE MUTANT COVID in San Fran Psycho.
DOUBLE MUTANT, BITCHES.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2021 05:02 PM (sWM8x)


I thought Rosie O’Donnell lived in NJ.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 05:08 PM (KnJdm)

141 I think what Derek Chauvin was guilty of was being an arrogant, obnoxious, tyrannical little fascist asshole to the people around the scene. He acted like the very caricature of a power-tripping bully-cop.
But none of that is illegal and a man should not face life in prison just for acting like a jerk, even when in a position of power. Being an ass is not murder. It shouldn't matter, but the way he acted on the video will matter.
My 2 cents

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 09, 2021 05:09 PM (Bmy3R)

142 So it appears china and russia are running the iran talks and the US is not allowed to attend...way to go Sundown

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2021 05:09 PM (85Gof)

143 I thought Kameltoe was in charge of border welcoming, maybe she doesn't want to be saddled with it.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2021 05:10 PM (Cxk7w)

144 Guy, fair enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2021 05:10 PM (L2ZTs)

145

That font was linked to in an amusing discussion (no longer online, apparently) on whynotto use a Hebrew-looking English font… which I did anyway.

Posted by:mindful webworker - the Innkeeper got a bad repat April 09, 2021 05:06 PM (BqVVi


---------


I've never had occasion to use it, but if I did, and anyone ever says some stupid shit like that to me, I will refund their money, destroy my production files, and drop them as a client. 


But not before I tell them to take a knee, smile like a donut, and get ready for some of my fat Jewish hog.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 05:10 PM (Uh2oA)

146 Why do I find Phoebe Waller-Bridge unattractive? Maybe it's the pan face or that ugly tattoo on her forehead.

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2021 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

147 Matt Gaetz faces a House Ethics investigation but not Eric Swalwell.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 09, 2021 05:11 PM (y7DUB)

148 Is AoS extra slow, today, or it just my connection? I'm experimenting with via bluetooth.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 05:11 PM (rMoiW)

149 Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 09, 2021 05:09 PM (Bmy3R)
 Lets face it the guilty verdict has already been decided

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2021 05:12 PM (Zmnko)

150
And no, I'm not kidding. In the video he "wrestles" with a twelve year old who is wearing only a flesh colored leotard.

Posted by:18-1at April 09, 2021 05:01 PM (JMMlQ)


---------

Sia is famously reclusive, and after I saw that video I understood. I'll bet the farm she's a disgusting sex pervert and doesn't want that to get out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 05:13 PM (Uh2oA)

151 Husband broke his spine in 2016? 
Should not have tried reverse cowgirl with ham-planet wife.

Posted by: Toad-O at April 09, 2021 05:13 PM (cct0t)

152
Shia LeBeouf. He was also in some pedo-music video by Sia where he plays the pedo.
And no, I'm not kidding. In the video he "wrestles" with a twelve year old who is wearing only a flesh colored leotard.

Posted by:18-1 at April 09, 2021 05:01 PM


which reminds me, I need to order this shirt:
https://tinyurl.com/zbbshj6s

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2021 05:13 PM (DUIap)

153 Of course it wasn't COVID-19 that killed Floyd.
It was the drugs.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 09, 2021 05:14 PM (2RBkF)

154
Is AoS extra slow, today, or it just my connection? I'm experimenting with via bluetooth. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 05:11 PM (rMoiW)


Seems really slow to me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2021 05:14 PM (Ez6QX)

155 Prediction: Fake "experts" will soon tell us we need a "Super Vaccine."
And that the "Trump Vaccine" is no bueno. 
We need a Super Vaccine that will cure, literally, all the hoax viruses, and more!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 05:14 PM (rMoiW)

156 148 Is AoS extra slow, today, or it just my connection? I'm experimenting with via bluetooth.
 Slow for me too

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2021 05:15 PM (Zmnko)

157 Is AoS extra slow, today, or it just my connection? I'm experimenting with via bluetooth.

Posted by:Soothsayerat April 09, 2021 05:11 PM (rMoiW)


--------
Slower than molasses in January, over here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 05:15 PM (Uh2oA)

158  I thought Kameltoe was in charge of border welcoming, maybe she doesn't want to be saddled with it. Posted by: Skip

She's really blowing it.

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2021 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

159
148 Is AoS extra slow, today, or it just my connection? I'm experimenting with via bluetooth.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 05:11 PM (rMoiW)


Not slow exactly. Twitchy. SeriousCat's green... cherry above is giving Brave fits, but Brave seems a bit touchier than Chrome anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 05:15 PM (lmikk)

160 what language or culture is the name 'Ta-Nahesi' anyway?
it sounds like a name from the movie Avatar
at this point I wouldn't be surprised

Posted by: Retard Strength at April 09, 2021 05:16 PM (uS2EJ)

161
Uh-oh. Stanford researchers have identified five cases of DOUBLE MUTANT COVID in San Fran Psycho.
DOUBLE MUTANT, BITCHES.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2021 05:02 PM (sWM8x)

Stanford's Dean Wormer made the announcement.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 09, 2021 05:17 PM (uhPTO)

162 [watches raving asthma-girl twitter vid]

--> She seems nice.

But more seriously, anyone notice how she periodically fixates on the same point off to her right?  Dollars to donuts, she has a script or outline taped to the windshield...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 09, 2021 05:18 PM (ZSK0i)

163

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 09, 2021 05:18 PM (H5knJ)

164
I need to order this shirt:

https://tinyurl.com/zbbshj6s

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2021 05:13 PM (DUIap)


I like it.

Posted by: 4 at April 09, 2021 05:18 PM (KnJdm)

165
It's like the old days with a 14.4kps modem, with this site. (no exaggeration)

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 05:19 PM (rMoiW)

166 FAT, UGLY, MOUTHY GIRL SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 09, 2021 05:20 PM (eyQ8s)

167 nood NBC 'news"

Posted by: Lena Dunhamm at April 09, 2021 05:20 PM (8D42x)

168
It's like the old days with a 14.4kps modem, with this site. (no exaggeration)
The only thing missing is all the funny noises: beeeeeep, boooop, beeeeep scratch-scratch-scratch, beeeeeep

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 05:20 PM (rMoiW)

169
It's like the old days with a 14.4kps modem, with this site. (no exaggeration)

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 05:19 PM (rMoiW)


When every picture download was whetted by anticipation (and possible surprise, shock and horror.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2021 05:21 PM (lmikk)

170 My 2 cents
Surrounded by an angry crowd making it harder to do your job and slowing down the ambulance response for Floyd's "distress."  Try putting up with policing such a "community" and see if you're not more than a little jaded in no time.
Floyd would have been dead if the cops had never shown up.  The extra fentanyl boost he swallowed to avoid being caught with it just sped things up.

Posted by: Greyman27 at April 09, 2021 05:21 PM (RKLPC)

171 Is Derek Chauvin guilty of willful manslaughter due to careless indifference? Yes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2021 05:05 PM (L2ZTs)
That's nonsense. You are mixing up charges.

Posted by: Ace Open Blog at April 09, 2021 05:21 PM (Q9lwr)

172
148 Is AoS extra slow, today, or it just my connection? I'm experimenting with via bluetooth. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 05:11 PM (rMoiW)


It is definitely slow. Pixy said we're temporarily running on some kind of virtual server that's having a hard time with another virtual one being added soon to help.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2021 05:22 PM (QVkJn)

173
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 09, 2021 05:22 PM (rMoiW)

174 Super slow for me too.

Story at HotFart that there's a bar owner in Denver who's saying "Prove to me you're vaccinated or stay out."

Boy oh boy oh boy. Can't wait for the backlash to that one. Should CO-area Horde patrons go in and present fake vaccine credentials from "Dr. Faucist," or just show up, sit down for hours and then never order anything?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2021 05:23 PM (L2ZTs)

175 nood NBC

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 09, 2021 05:23 PM (8D42x)

176 Hey Serious Cat... did you you place an SVG in a comment box? I won't abuse it but if so, how? That's cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2021 05:23 PM (Uh2oA)

177 they described as coming "out of left field.” It's funny to me how "out of left field" describes something surprising unexpected and shocking, while anything coming out of the left wing is entirely predictable. 

Posted by: Downcast at April 09, 2021 05:25 PM (ORLcR)

178 Wait- that sow told her GPa to turn off his movie, in HIS HOUSE?  And now she's astonished that he won't let her live there anymore after she stole his car? 

Posted by: pep at April 09, 2021 05:25 PM (v16oJ)

179  I only recognized her  because of that growth on her forehead. 

Posted by: LASue at April 09, 2021 04:28 PM (Ed8Zd)


Here's a quarter, go get some rat to gnaw that thing off.

Posted by: Uncle Buck at April 09, 2021 05:25 PM (BgMrQ)

180 Colour? Is new Pixy British? Regardless, those "women" are courting disaster. All of human progress is based on dudes wanting to impress chicks. Band geeks figured out a way to out compete jocks, and Rockstar were born.. Nerds put a man on the moon to create a category of tail-puller higher than Rockstar. Ain't nobody going to try to outdo astronaut for those crazy bitches.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 09, 2021 05:27 PM (SZcI2)

181 Colour? Is new Pixy British? Regardless, those "women" are courting disaster. All of human progress is based on dudes wanting to impress chicks. Band geeks figured out a way to out compete jocks, and Rockstar were born.. Nerds put a man on the moon to create a category of tail-puller higher than Rockstar. Ain't nobody going to try to outdo astronaut for those crazy bitches.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 09, 2021 05:28 PM (SZcI2)

182 Dr Fauci, The time of the elves is over.

Posted by: Sauron at April 09, 2021 05:33 PM (cCxiu)

183 "girl living with her grandpa is a piece of work. Might be best if she goes and lives on the street for a bit. Get street smart and lose a few pounds."

right.  we get the surprise ending "and now I can't live here anymore, so that's fun" ... but she was building her case on why she was in the right, just trying to help grandpa get saved (Woke style) ... "and this is the thanks I get". ... She probably got a little support from the Wokester Congregation, but most surely told her to "enjoy your life on the street, converting the other homeless".

Posted by: illiniwek at April 09, 2021 05:34 PM (Cus5s)

184 Hey Serious Cat... did you you place an SVG in a comment box? I won't abuse it but if so, how? That's cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

No, its just an orange emoji with a bumped up font size and a tweak to change the color to green...

 <span style="font-size: 96px; filter: hue-rotate(60deg)">🍊</span></div>

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 09, 2021 05:34 PM (700n7)

185 She needs to find a rat to gnaw that thing off.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 04:31 PM (yQpMk)



Uncle Buck reference for the WIN !!

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 09, 2021 05:57 PM (R2gO3)

186 A patient can test positive months out from infection, makes you think about all those other deaths from wuflu

Posted by: NMS at April 09, 2021 06:04 PM (LTpoV)

187 Hey inhaler psycho. If your family needs you so much. Calm the eff down and lay off the pastries fatty. 

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2021 06:14 PM (OyWQu)

188 You never know. That font might cause a black person to murder Asians.

Posted by: Boorish Robot at April 09, 2021 06:16 PM (d80TP)

189 "Love is finishing each other's sentences"

ISWYDT and laughed like a hyena.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2021 04:24 PM (yQpMk)

Took me a few minutes but I got it

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 09, 2021 06:34 PM (Mzdiz)

190 180
Colour? Is new Pixy British?

pixy is strine.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 09, 2021 06:52 PM (oY6Yp)

191 Inhaler chick is much more likely to die from a massive stroke due to fat and rage than from Covid.

Posted by: Katya the designated driver at April 09, 2021 06:57 PM (TqblR)

192 Hey fat chick in the car.
Nobody needs you.

Posted by: SkylerKat at April 09, 2021 07:09 PM (SXIn9)

193 The Far Left: Doing the job Manson couldn't. 

Posted by: jwpaine at April 09, 2021 07:40 PM (eYbxr)

194 Trying to understand that pathetic screaming woman - if she is in such danger, why does she go out?  Why is it my job to protect her?  To save her?  She can just stay home with her cats and her inhaler and order in.  Something she appears to be very good at.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at April 09, 2021 08:05 PM (I262G)

195 I believe we're watching a leftist/progressive/Democrat melt down.
If it weren't for the fact that they're going to take the US down with them this would be amusing.
They are visibly doing everything wrong. And it's visible because we just watched Trump succeed and succeed at situations where no one has succeeded before. And they are reversing what he did, visibly, and we are already seeing the bad things that this reversal of his actions is going to bring.
And there is NO WAY for anyone to interpret whats happening any different. It's intuitively obvious to the most casual observer.
Perhaps if we can keep ourselves and the nation from going under the Dems might just cut their own throats and bleed out before our eyes.
And no one will ever be a leftist/Democrat again. Well, except for the clinically insane.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 09, 2021 08:52 PM (LS3oW)

196 Test

Posted by: Darth_Randall at April 09, 2021 09:55 PM (dRhqd)

197 Hey I finally get to post!

Posted by: Greggory O Johnson at April 09, 2021 10:20 PM (c5/hU)

198 I lay the blame for all the multiracial white supremacists attacking Asians at the feet of the media and left-wing politicians.  
After all, the media and Dems spent the entire year downplaying and outright justifying violence perpetrated by BLM and Antifa. So why would people burning buildings and assaulting people being told it's perfectly cool for them to do that, because grievances, stop just because the Left is in power now?

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at April 11, 2021 01:54 AM (pJvvq)

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