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December 13, 2009

Ahmadinejad, Chavez, and Mugabe Will Address Delegates at Copenhagen
— Gabriel Malor

Actually, I don't mind this at all. Could there be any others more apt to deprive this ridiculous conference of what little legitimacy it had?

"King Obama demands a simple offering of Earth and Water."

He'll be there on Friday.

Slushop courtesy of the Indispensable Slublog.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 08:30 AM | Comments (50)
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1 Raaaciiiissst!

Posted by: Vic at December 13, 2009 08:32 AM (CDUiN)

2 Now all they need for the speaking roster is Castro, Lenin, Temurlane and the option for a homicidal dictator to be named later.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2009 08:33 AM (9Lm5R)

The delegates are going to form one of those human staircases.

Posted by: arhooley at December 13, 2009 08:33 AM (VuFy0)

4 It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke "Ahmadinejad, Chavez, and Mugabe walk into a climate change conference..."

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at December 13, 2009 08:34 AM (RZ8pf)

5 so Chavez ruins an oil rich nation with Marxism, Ahmedinnerjacket ruins Iran even worse to pursue an Israeli killing nuke, and Mugabe ruins asset rich Zimbabwe with racislist retributive and collectivist policies? Sign me up!

Oh, and all 3 dictators use paramilitary and loyalist thugs to beat up opposition, kinda like SEIU and ACORN. Coincidence?

Posted by: eddiebear at December 13, 2009 08:36 AM (1Bzzr)

6 No wonder Aliens won't contact us. We are still a bunch of dangerous primitives governed by greed and tribalism.

Posted by: eman at December 13, 2009 08:36 AM (IERSf)

7 Could there be any others more apt to deprive this ridiculous conference of what little legitimacy it had?

But will the media show them making fools of themselves or will they blow by them with noting but highlights while they make adoration for the Won.

Posted by: Vic at December 13, 2009 08:38 AM (CDUiN)

8 Slublog got the manboobs wrong.

Posted by: eman at December 13, 2009 08:39 AM (IERSf)

9 8...A cup or two short, just eyeballing them....

Posted by: The Hammer at December 13, 2009 08:40 AM (YBTwf)

Holy crap. That's not a joke piece. But protesters will demand Mugabe be arrested, won't they? Like they did for Bush.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2009 08:42 AM (2qU2d)

11 Ahmadinejad has had a longtime interest in climate change. He's got a plan to raise the temperature of Jerusalem to about a million degrees.

Posted by: Cicero at December 13, 2009 08:42 AM (+AEJn)

12 HOLY SHIT!
President Custerfuck is a -19 on Rasmussen.
He was at -16 which was a new record yesterday and he broke that today.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 13, 2009 08:43 AM (/cfp9)

13 Any room for me?

Posted by: Trofim Denisovich Lysenko at December 13, 2009 08:47 AM (HylJ6)

14 I wonder when Hillary is going to tell Barry, "I'm outta here. Thanks for all the fish".

Posted by: eman at December 13, 2009 08:48 AM (IERSf)

15 I'll be there! I sure hope no one's gonna be stallin' global warming policy! Heh......

Posted by: Josef Stalin at December 13, 2009 08:49 AM (HylJ6)

16 Mugabe and Ogabe, together at last.

Posted by: Cicero at December 13, 2009 08:50 AM (+AEJn)

17 Any heretics gonna be there? Cause I like to.... Well, you know..... But, not like Bushilterchimpiburton! He's the worst!

Posted by: Torquemada at December 13, 2009 08:51 AM (HylJ6)

18 I'm bringin the Schlitz, baby! Hey , we need a sixth for our poker party. Anyone?

Posted by: 12th Imam at December 13, 2009 08:53 AM (HylJ6)

19 Cowards ... come one, hold your conference in a US Red State ....

We guaranty there will be no physical disruptions. We won't protect you from simple questions, however.

Posted by: Kristopher at December 13, 2009 08:55 AM (Jjzb5)

20 Posted by: eman at December 13, 2009 12:48 PM (IERSf)

I've been wondering that myself.
If I were a betting man, she'll bail before the 2010 elections and start setting up shop for 2012.

Posted by: YIKES! at December 13, 2009 08:55 AM (/cfp9)

21 You know what's the word? Everybody know that the bird is the bird! papa-u-mao-mao papa-u-mao-mao-mao papa-u-mao-mao papa-u-mao-mao-mao well, don't you know about the bird? Everybody at Copenhagen knows that the bird is the word!

Posted by: Mao Zedong at December 13, 2009 08:56 AM (HylJ6)

22 Personally, I think Ahmadinejad, Chavez, Mugabe & Young, recorded better albums.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at December 13, 2009 08:58 AM (Q41Zh)

23 @20 She'll leave after the elections. That way she can make one of those sadder but wiser "my party needs me/call to duty" speeches. Undercuts Obama and if she can raise money for the Dims - she's in.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 13, 2009 09:00 AM (HylJ6)

24 The King is dead But not forgotten Boy, my singing sure is rotten

Posted by: Neil Young at December 13, 2009 09:01 AM (HylJ6)

25 Global warmenin's got nothin on me! YAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at December 13, 2009 09:03 AM (HylJ6)

26 23, Indeed. She can say she tried to help, but Barry was just too far from being ready for the job.

Posted by: eman at December 13, 2009 09:04 AM (IERSf)

27 Regarding Hillary, I'd like to know how she thinks she's going to appeal to the moderates. She has already stated her support of these Democrat disasters, including health care and climate change taxes, and oh yes amnesty. She's either counting on short memories or 11-dimensional triangulation.

Posted by: arhooley at December 13, 2009 09:14 AM (VuFy0)

28 Their proposal to homogenize the Joooooos will be the hit of the conference.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at December 13, 2009 09:22 AM (6fZqs)

29 The only reason these three ought to be brought to Europe is to stand trial.

Posted by: Zimriel at December 13, 2009 09:24 AM (04p0/)

30 "11-dimensional triangulation" - better known to mathematicians as "the Lie group"

Posted by: Zimriel at December 13, 2009 09:25 AM (04p0/)

31 Now, THOSE are countries full of "governable" people. We should be so lucky.

Posted by: Matthew Yglesias at December 13, 2009 09:36 AM (1Ftj8)

32 I know most of you are over it, but Carolina Girl wrote the best flounce to cj I have ever seen. If anybody is interested I'll post a link. Or you can say please don't if you want.

Posted by: lan sing at December 13, 2009 09:47 AM (cEOZd)

33
Is there any U.N. activities which doesn't cater to dick-tators?

Posted by: sickinmass at December 13, 2009 09:54 AM (Dxfei)

I sure hope no one's gonna be stallin' global warming policy!
Heh......

Chavez? I'd hitler.

[You're not the only funny dictator around here, Uncle Joe.]

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at December 13, 2009 09:57 AM (2qU2d)

35 This is just the UN taken on the road, so what did you expect?

Posted by: ParisParamus at December 13, 2009 10:03 AM (cd0d9)

36

Some naive folk, who probably still don't understand that governments do not, in fact, make money of their own but merely take what has been earned by others and redistribute it to causes they think will win them the most votes, may believe that the wealth redistribution will actually lower the temperature of the planet.
The policy makers are now convinced that earth's climate system is like a kind of thermostat in which we can dial in a particular level of CO2 and get a two-degree temperature rise over the next 100 years. Very expensive nonsense, if the farcical plan to salve the consciences of western greens by transferring the capital and industries of developed nations to the third world is agreed to this week in Copenhagen. My head spins...

Posted by: sickinmass at December 13, 2009 10:08 AM (Dxfei)

37
Science is being manipulated for political purposes. Now, at Copenhagen, the well-being of tens of millions of people on this planet is based on this manipulated science. The basic assumption at Copenhagen is that emissions generated by developing countries can be controlled by large scale donations of money and technology from the affluent nations. As with the science, this assumption displays a complete ignorance of how society operates in these countries.
There is simply no way that the Copenhagen objectives can be successfully applied in the developing countries of Africa, regardless of any donations of money or technology. The only way that I can retain my sanity is by developing a sense of humor. You Morons help..Thanks!

Posted by: sickinmass at December 13, 2009 10:18 AM (Dxfei)

*Collision in Copenhagen*

"You got Marxism in my facism!"

"You got facism in my Marxism!"

Thus was born the Croesus Freedom-Stealer Schtupp.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at December 13, 2009 10:22 AM (tm15w)

39 omg, this hilarious!! I guess Osama bin Laden and Mullah Omar couldn't get off work to make the Conference.

As between Maobama, Imadinnerjacket, Ochavez and Mugabe, who will be the key note speaker? Maobama is worming up the crowd for which one of these jackboots?

Posted by: Osbourne Cox at December 13, 2009 10:28 AM (Vc/xe)

Shouldn't that caption read 'Earth, Wind, and Fire'?

I mean, he's dressed for it.

Posted by: ThomasD at December 13, 2009 10:41 AM (UK5R1)

41 Leaders will be limited to a '3 minute speach'. Hahahahahaha!!! Barry has never spoken for less than 45 minutes.

Posted by: GarandFan at December 13, 2009 11:03 AM (ZQBnQ)

42 I'm surprised that Kadaffie (however his name is really spelled) isn't there to croon the crowd with his dulcet tones also.

Posted by: rabidfox at December 13, 2009 11:17 AM (+xHQH)

Ian Sing, post the flounce! I'm not over the trainwreck yet.

Posted by: arhooley at December 13, 2009 11:37 AM (VuFy0)

44 You know, I'd love to get some E3 or E4 from the Presidential Fleet to tell me what the guys think about this little using AF 1 as a personal Yellow Cab.
I imagine E5s are 3rd wipers, thiough.

Posted by: Joseph Brown at December 13, 2009 12:31 PM (TbE/S)

45 44- Boy!! dang it. There goes that fast typing finger again.

Posted by: Joseph Brown at December 13, 2009 12:33 PM (TbE/S)

46 Come watch me pwn the denialists by cherry picking a God-lovin' denialist with the GOP!

Flail denialists, flail!

Oh, and buy one of my calendars and shop in my Amazon store.

Posted by: Charles John's son at December 13, 2009 01:46 PM (sYxEE)

47 14 I wonder when Hillary is going to tell Barry, "I'm outta here. Thanks for all the fish".

Posted by: eman at December 13, 2009 12:48 PM (IERSf)

As soon as her campaign debts are paid.

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