1 Glen Beck drove him to by...by...by being Glen Beck! RACIST!

2 Although this was a faked murder, it is still accurate that Glenn Beck killed him.  And RS McCain is a white supremacist! elevtny!

3 They'll just ignore the story.

4 We'll issue a correction in just a moment.

5 Come on now.  We all know the real reason it took soooo long to investigate this and claim it as a suicide, is because they had to set it up as a suicide and hide Glenn Beck's DNA.

6
The letters scrawled on his chest had been written from the bottom up


 Well hey it is Kentucky

7 I'm sure there will be a flood of corrections and appologies coming from the sinestrosphere any minute. Any. Minute.

Chances of that: .0000001%
Chances of big foot crashing through my front door in the next 10 minutes: .0001%

8 I'm on vacation hunting for rare quail.

9 I had taken out 2 life insurance policies that wouldn't pay off in the event of suicide. I'm kicking myself for that now.

10

I'm sorry the man was so troubled and ill.

 

  gth left fruit media . divisive shameful creeps.

11 The real question is...How will this impact calendar sales?

12
He died for Obama?

Sounds like it.

13 Suicide - Ho hum, non story.

AGW fraud exposed - ho hum, non story

Jobs created big lie - ho hum non story

Palin farted last night in her bath water!!!!! eleventy get out the presses! Hey send all the fact checkers to Barns and Noble to get the book.

14 Does that mean we can't run the post shopped pictures of Beck, Limbaugh, and Sarah Palin in a bikini killing him?

15 not suicide. . .man-caused life rationing

16 You the only one groaning at the oars today Drew?

17 So the letters on his chest spelled DEF. With that kind of brain power it's a miracle he lived as long as he did. Still feel bad for his family though. Lets hope when they come out of their cave, looking for their next human victim to eat, they don't take it too hard.

18 He took the off-ramp.

19 17 Does that mean we can't run the post shopped pictures of Beck, Limbaugh, and Sarah Palin in a bikini killing him?

Posted by: MSNBC

 

Whatever would give you that idea?

20 OT and sorry if this was on another thread, didn't have time to look but 3 SEALs are being charged for their ALLEGED treatment of an HVT captured in Iraq, who was believed involved with the Fallujah/Blackwater killings.

http://tinyurl.com/yjcgfja

Betrayal.

21 GLENN BECK MURDERED HIM FOR THE MONEY!!!1!1!

DUBYA DID 9/11!!!

KENNEDY WAS ASSASSINATED BY THE INSURANCE INDUSTRY!!!1!1!

/leftist

22 >> Fearless prediction...some lefty will say, "The anti-government feelings stirred up by Beck, Bachman, Limbaugh and the rest drove this guy to hate himself so much for working for the government he took his own life

No, no.  The talking point will be that since he didn't have government run healthcare, he had no money, so he was forced to desperate measures simply to attempt to provide a meal for his family.

23 Rickshaw Jack,

Just keeping the lights on until the man shows up with the good stuff.

24

This was thoroughly discussed at LGF, at the time it happened, with many dire predictions of this death affecting the census taking process, and warnings that Glenn Beck was leading the entire country to hell, and was probably the cause of this event.

I wonder what retractions the left wingers there will have, if any.

25 And of course, that list of Leftards that bought into the "anti-government conspiracy" theory includes Charles Johnson at LGF.

26 I'll be the first to admit that I was wrong about this guy.  I thought that he ran into some meth runners.

Turns out he just killed himself.  To all the meth runners out there I might have offended, I am truly sorry.

27 Fake but accurate.

28 No, no.  The talking point will be that since he didn't have government run healthcare, he had no money, so he was forced to desperate measures simply to attempt to provide a meal for his family.

Posted by: dan-O at November 24, 2009 02:41 PM (+9Rf

In the People's Republic of Cuba, we do not have census workers killing themselves because they lack health care. After all, that would take jobs away fromt he secret police!

29 Rickshaw, we're all cool with ya.

30 Turns out he just killed himself.  To all the meth runners out there I might have offended, I am truly sorry.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 24, 2009 02:44 PM (O/ezx)

I tell you man, that really is big of you.

Oh, can I interest you in some fine Columbian?

31 Rickshaw Jack's constant attacks on meth runners is the real tragedy here. Where do they go to get their reputations back, Jack?

32

Oh, can I interest you in some fine Columbian?

Posted by: Obama's drug dealer at November 24, 2009 02:47 PM

Let there be no question, as I have always said, that is some fine nose powder.

33 somehow, no matter how disturbed this gentleman was, it was all the fault of Bush.

Concur.  Who wants to buy some jeans?!  Free calendar!

34 And I am sure any mention of this today over at LGF will get you sent to the cornfields. Just remember: there are fascists to chase.

35 Anyone checked on the reaction over at little green turdballs?

36

had recently taken out two life insurance policies that would not pay out for suicide

so the logical conclusion is........beck caused it!

37

40 Anyone checked on the reaction over at little green turdballs?

I've never read that blog regularly and I'll wager that "cover-up" will be the meme.

38 Is Huffington Post covering this?

Oh, wait, they're probably erasing all mention of this from their site.

He was probably a huffpo commenter.  He probably also did this after consulting with other kool-aid drinking Dems, who said, "You know what, if you're committed to killing yourself, at least do one for the Cause, and make it look like an angry rightwinger did it."

NEVER FORGET: ASHLEY TODD, REAL-LIFE MOBY.

http://tinyurl.com/kpt8m2

This P.O.S. was not a Republican.  This P.O.S. was a PAULIAN, a.k.a. a Democrat pretending to be a Republican-acting-badly.  

They will engage in more of this religious-like martyrdom.  I've said it before, I'll say it again.  These P.O.S. would go to jail or even be killed for their Cause.  They would shoot an abortionist while carrying books by Hannity and Coulter, if they thought it would Further the Cause.  These are the deceptive minions of Satan, the same who would burn the Reichstag in order to bring hell down upon the Jews.  THEY ARE THE SAME.

39 OT and sorry if this was on another thread, didn't have time to look but 3 SEALs are being charged for their ALLEGED treatment of an HVT captured in Iraq, who was believed involved with the Fallujah/Blackwater killings.

http://tinyurl.com/yjcgfja

Betrayal.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at November 24, 2009 02:40 PM (dsBLF)

Moral inversion leading to misplaced compassion leading to the Opacalypse.

40

Those lying commiecrats will never admit anything.

I must confess in all honesty, I figured the census worker met his end because he came across somebody's meth lab.

41 Anyone checked on the reaction over at little green turdballs?

A mention, but no apology. the thread only has a few comments in it thus far, and nothing from chuckles yet.

42
@ 23:  Wow.  Holy shit that is infuriating. 

43
If only we had universal health care he wouldn't have offed himself.

44 Feds need to find this f**k's emails.

45

You wish you were fit to shine Chucks shoes!! *lol* !!

I lived in Napa, yes, Napa at one time!!

I am also the only person other than 13 year old girls with this writing style!!   *wink*  That's right!!

You feeling me?

46 The anti-government feelings stirred up by Beck, Bachman, Limbaugh and the rest drove this guy to hate himself so much for working for the government he took his own life.

47 He wouldn't have felt compelled to frame you people if we had passed that health care bill with government funded suicide!

Haters!

48 Liberals=EPIC FAIL once again

49

had recently taken out two life insurance policies that would not pay out for suicide

Damned inhuman Big Insurance.

50

Better odds--the following sentence:

"The Kentucky cops manipulated the evidence."

From a global warming believer...

51 LGF covering this would be fun to watch, Charles will probably leave it alone & ignore the story

52 I thought it was anti-fed sentiment by the real murderers.  The whole carving "fed" in his own chest thing... didn't occur to me that he could have been like a Ron Paul person or something.

53

Anti-government sentiment was initially one possibility in the death. Authorities said Sparkman had discussed perceived negative views of the federal government in the area.

See? The government was responsible.

sarc/off

54 Curmudgeon: "I must confess in all honesty, I figured the census worker met his end because he came across somebody's meth lab."

Actually, upon first hearing this, I really did suspect a lefty suicide, and a setup to make it look like a rightwinger did it.

But I have this extra sense, discernment, whatever you want to call it.  Somehow I knew.  Maybe because that's the way things are trending lately with the Left. 

Reichstag Fire, baby.

55 LGF commenters are super slow to post on this, compared to usual. Perhaps their aren't that many left?

56 That damned Vince Foster was involved somehow.  I just know it, that sneaky bastard.

57

Fearless prediction...some lefty will say, "The anti-government feelings stirred up by Beck, Bachman, Limbaugh and the rest drove this guy to hate himself so much for working for the government he took his own life.

That was my prediction but you said it first.

58

Hey, I commented!!!

*lol*

Did i ever tell you I lived in Napa?!

59 LGF commenters are super slow to post on this, compared to usual. Perhaps their aren't that many left? Posted by: taylork at November 24, 2009 02:59 PM (4jZ56) Because they are all sycophants and pussies and don't post real opinions until the long haired hippie gives them one

60 Andi Sullivan *would* cover this but he's too busy investigating Sarah Palin's naughty bits....

61 62 That site is still around?

*snort*

62 The whole carving "fed" in his own chest thing

He used a pen.  Lame.

From TFA: Police told a news conference Tuesday that Sparkman was naked except for socks and had his glasses taped to his face "so he could see what he was doing."

I know when I murder people, I make sure their glasses don't fall off...

63 I just googled.  Why is everyone talking about Lions Gate Films?

64
Don't bother me with this I'm busy ignoring the global warming scandal.

65 LGF?  That used to be some blog on the tubes, right?

66 Fuck the left.  They are ALWAYS the ones claiming Conservatives are violent, 'mean spirited' and antagonists when it's the MENTALLY ILL left wing blow hards that are in fact causing the most harm.  Not to mention the constant barrage of hate coming at us from day to day just because.

Fuckin hate them all

67 chuckels repsonse:

I'm happy to know this wasn't a murder by an extreme right nutjob. I don't think it was unfair to discuss whether it was, though, since Sparkman apparently planted evidence specifically to create that impression.

What an odd story. It's like an episode of CSI.

Kudos to the police for seeing through the staging. I feel for Sparkman's family.

No apologies to those who he impugned earlier, and still does his best to attack the right.

Stay classy d-bag. 

68 Which lefty blogger was it who recently BRAGGED about getting a virulent flu and actually licking doorknobs at some Republican get-together?

THAT is who these people ARE.

69 No apologies to those who he impugned earlier, and still does his best to attack the right.

Stay classy d-bag.

The above was my added comment.

70 All I know is, I feel vindicated.

When this story broke last month, I told people what I thought, and they all told me I was nutzo.  Be that as it may, and it might:

NYAH NYAH NYAH!!

I was right.

71

OT

Fox News:

Navy SEALs Face Assault Charges for Capturing Most-Wanted Terrorist

Navy SEALs have secretly captured one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq — the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004. And for their trouble, three of the SEALs, members of the Navy's elite commando unit, are now facing criminal charges, sources told FoxNews.com.

The three have refused non-judicial punishment — called an admiral's mast — and requested a trial by court-martial.

Ahmed Hashim Abed, whom the military code-named "Objective Amber," told investigators he was punched by his captors — and he had the bloody lip to prove it.

72

LGF commenters are super slow to post on this, compared to usual. Perhaps their aren't that many left?

It takes time to change your socks and come up with another way to state Chuck's opinion.

73

I have an idea for Aces first post.

How about the census worker suicide?

74 Is there a way to search AOSHQ for posts from when this first broke?

75 The letters scrawled on his chest had been written from the bottom up, FED UP?

76

They will engage in more of this religious-like martyrdom.  I've said it before, I'll say it again.  These P.O.S. would go to jail or even be killed for their Cause.  They would shoot an abortionist while carrying books by Hannity and Coulter, if they thought it would Further the Cause.

That's because they have no regard for personal freedom or sanctity of life.  They only live (and die) for The Cause.  Whatever that is.  I'm not sure even they know what that is.

77 73 Fuck the left.  They are ALWAYS the ones claiming Conservatives are violent, 'mean spirited' and antagonists when it's the MENTALLY ILL left wing blow hards that are in fact causing the most harm.  Not to mention the constant barrage of hate coming at us from day to day just because.

Fuckin hate them all

Posted by: MelodicMetal at November 24, 2009 03:03 PM (x4S2a)

Is it my fault that conservative fingers taste so good? Oh, the hunger!

78 #78 Can the Seals get a full-blown jury trial in federal court like KSM?

79 OT: For those of you who have just eaten lunch, I give you this:
http://tinyurl.com/yfa92up

80 "drove this guy to hate himself so much for working for the government he took his own life." Would that that happened more often!

81 Everyone knows Bush did it.

82

Ahmed Hashim Abed, whom the military code-named "Objective Amber," told investigators he was punched by his captors — and he had the bloody lip to prove it.

No, the KSM trial won't be a circus.  What leads you to believe such a thing?

83 Isn't odd the lefty bloggers decided this was a right-wing murder with no evidence meanwhile they're out there biting off peoples body parts because they disagree?

84

Ahmed Hashim Abed, whom the military code-named "Objective Amber," told investigators he was punched by his captors — and he had the bloody lip to prove it.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 24, 2009 03:08 PM (dQdrY)

This again goes to my point. Time to shoot jihadis - taking prisoners now is too risky.

85 Can we say he had PTSD by proxy?

86

Oh, and Morgenholz:

That's Dante frozen lake circle of hell for you. 

87 The Kentucky Census worker was killed by white racists pushed over the top by Glenn Beck and Right Wing Radio!
Oh... he killed himself?
um...
The Right used fraudulent means to steal sensitive global warming documents that were never meant for the eyes of the proletariat!

88 Is there a way to search AOSHQ for posts from when this first broke?
Posted by: Taqiyyotomist at November 24, 2009 03:08 PM (ltfED)

I'm not sure anyone has posted on it here before.

89 searching: "kentucky census site:ace.mu.nu"

returns every single thread ever posted at Ace.

Any suggestions on how to search this site for old posts?

90 Which lefty blogger was it who recently BRAGGED about getting a virulent flu and actually licking doorknobs at some Republican get-together?

Dan Savage.  He did this when he was committing voter fraud (registering to vote in Iowa even though he's a resident of some left-coast city) during the 2000 caucus.

Iowa election officials laughed it off, of course.

91 What a weird way to go to the checkout counter.

92 If it had been meth dealers involved in this poor man's death the MSM would have linked them to Republicans and in turn Sarah Palin.

93 Taqiyyotomist
Here's the one post I found.

It's more about the lefty coverage than anything.

94 Herr, that was just mean.

You've been on a tear lately.  Have you neighbors been harassing you for food?

95

The American first lady could give Carla Bruni, the wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy, and a former supermodel, a run for her money once she receives the flat black boots,

They just cannot stand that Michelle isn't the most beautiful woman around.  Why must they always be shoving her down our throats as a sexy woman? 

 

96 Let's not forget this little gem. (From WeaselZippers; I'm not linking to the original.)

97

This again goes to my point. Time to shoot jihadis - taking prisoners now is too risky.

Posted by: Union Thug at November 24, 2009 03:12 PM (7BU4a)

Amen. I predict just such an outbreak.

98 I want to get video of Andy Sullivan sputtering and foaming when he sees the volume of posts putting collective feet up his ass (maybe not the best idea given his tastes).
Do you think that silly turd will apologize or admit he's wrong?

99 The American first lady could give Carla Bruni, the wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy, and a former supermodel, a run for her money once she receives the flat black boots,

Which Klingon martial art does Carla Bruni practice?

100

Thanks a lot, Morgenholz.

By the looks of that photo, Michelle hadn't shaved her cankles for awhile.

 

101 Sorry Drew, only fourth and fourthmost is this "a tragedy." First and foremost, it is attempted grand larceny, with felony false accusation heaped on top, plus the moral crime of suicide. Only then might it be described as some kind of personal tragedy for the miscreant perpetrator.

102 Yes, it was, the headline here was:
"Horrible: Census Worker Found Hanged in Rural Kentucky"


Search google for that (why I cannot get italics to turn the hell off, I don't know, but I'm tired of f***ing with the damn word-like thing, so screw it VIVA F'IN ITALICS)

Search google for that and click the link and you get the page:
Rush Limbaugh May Buy St. Louis Rams
Now this POS is making my fonts big too, against my will.

GAH with the thinking, deciding-for-me widgets.

Regardless, it was posted here, and I am unable to figure out a way to find it.

103 Which lefty blogger was it who recently BRAGGED about getting a virulent flu and actually licking doorknobs at some Republican get-together?

Something like that happened a few years ago and the guy who bragged about it was Dan Savage, whom I don't believe is a blogger, but just some all-purpose lefty dirtbag.

104

Which lefty blogger was it who recently BRAGGED about getting a virulent flu and actually licking doorknobs at some Republican get-together?

BRILLIANT!! Why didn' t I think of that?? 

105 OT:  I'm drinking a Snapple and Real Fact #769 states:  If a sheep and a goat mate the offspring is called a GEEP.

Are they kidding?

106

They just cannot stand that Michelle isn't the most beautiful woman around.  Why must they always be shoving her down our throats as a sexy woman? 

Posted by: katya at November 24, 2009 03:18 PM (Aga7v)

We decide what is beauty. STFU and buy our overpriced shit.

107 Searching minx.cc for that headline:
Nada.

Google found it, but directed me to a different page.

108

#113

 Ewe must be joking

109 Lefty bloggers, wrong? Say it ain't so!

110 Have you neighbors been harassing you for food?

Posted by: MPFS Turkey Fish Sticks yeah! at November 24, 2009 03:17 PM (iYbLN)

They've been keeping their distance.  Something to do with a certain beautiful Fraulein and the words "your white trash fucking asses".  I think gunplay was mentioned, too. 

111 So there's no way to search for posts at AOS.

Good to know.  If you think you might want to see a post from here a few months from now, SAVE AS... html document, to your drive.

112

He died with dignity.

113 Taqiyyotomist

googling with site:minx.cc ltfed

Got this:  You called it.

114 Makes it hard for the lefties to look for dirt here, so I suppose that's something.

115

He died with dignity.

Posted by: David Carradine at November 24, 2009 03:24 PM (SqAkN)

Agreed.

116 I remember posting about whether he had taken lessons from David Carradine School of Self-Gratification at the time. 

117 MikeO  HA!  Thank YOU!

Double vindication!

118 Not a very good week for the barking moonbat party is it?

119 In fact those who plan a suicide more often than not think about how their body will be found and plan accordingly. 

Not necessarily.

120 Previous post?

121 He didn't want to live in a world where Fox News is the number one rated cable news network.

122

Posted by: Hoosier Poops at November 24, 2009 02:56 PM (7FgWm)

I feel you.

123

Could airing conspiracy theories that the guy offed himself to advance left wing politics be classified as "dirt"? Seems like a pretty stupid theory to me.

124 In fact those who plan a suicide more often than not think about how their body will be found and plan accordingly. 

Well, when the suicide involves insurance fraud, I think that rule needs to be suspended.  Constructing a believable scenario has to trump anything else or your survivors ain't gonna get paid and the whole exercise was for nothing.

Myself, I'd probably go with the time honored "fell asleep at the wheel late at night and crashed into the bridge abutment" scenario if I was planning a suicide/insurance fraud.

This guy pushed the envelope on creativity, but when you do that your case naturally garners more attention than the mundane.

125 not to be a dick, but if he was cutting himself, I guess it explains why he chose the word "FED" instead of "GOVERNMENT" or "RIGHT-WING-EXTREMISTS."

126 Was ACORN the payee of the policy? That could explain a lot.

127 I went with "Meth Lab"...sue me.

128 To get a full understanding of Charles's thought, read his comments to his own posts. Here, on Wed, Sep 23, 2009 at 9:45:58 pm PDT -

18, ad hominem against someone who called him out: re: #8 Kilroy "Way out of bounds linking this to Tea Parties." [8 updings] And how did I know someone like you would show up screaming, even though I could not have not been more careful with my wording?

28, insinuation #2: There has been a LOT of incitement against the census lately. That doesn't prove anything. But it looks damned suspicious.

74, insinuation #3: The more I think about it, the more I doubt that this was a simple drug-related killing. It's not their style at all. They would just take the body and bury it in some backwoods area where it would never be found, or sink it in a lake, or something similar. It makes no sense to stage what seems like a political statement, unless there was a political motive.

Charles tries to slither out of his insinuations - er, "careful wording", 114: I wrote "let's not jump to conclusions." I also wrote that the circumstances made it look "suspicious." How is that "blaming Beck, Bachmann, and the tea parties?"

And he [deleted] 464, most likely because it also called him on his execrable comments.

129  not to be a dick, but if he was cutting himself


Not to be a dick, but if you were paying attention rather than pounding your Vienna sausage, you'd know he didn't cut himself. He used a fucking pen.

130 @133 johnny_p

not to be a dick, but if he was cutting himself. . .

Don't worry about that.  Dickness vectors are like humiliation vectors.  They superimpose rather than sum end-to-end.  So, you can be a dick up to and including Sparkman's darn near perfect dickness without fear of inviting a thrown dickflag.

131
johnny_P

 He didn't cut himself fed was written in marker.

132 At least he wasn't wearing a hat with the word G-Man on it. That would've been overkill. Kinda like when Obama dressed a bunch of doc's in lab coats so us rubes would get the point. Course the fucker didn't realize that us rubes needed the examining light on the forehead to complete the picture. We just figgered they were imposters. Yup.

133 LOL@Rob

Indeed.

134 The three have refused non-judicial punishment — called an admiral's mast — and requested a trial by court-martial.

I spent 7 years in the Navy and I never heard of an "Admiral's Mast". NJP was called "Captain's Mast". 

I would hope that they would not take "Captain's Mast".  The reason they call it non-judicial punishment is because there is no finding of guilt involved. You are guilty when you go, the intent of the "mast" is to allocate punishment. It is the resposibility of the XO to determine guilt or innocence through "investigation" and it appears that he has already done that. PC bullshit at work again here folks.

135
Seriously I would consider myself one lucky terrorist if apprehended by SEALS and all I got was a fat lip.

136 It is the resposibility of the XO to determine guilt or innocence through "investigation" and it appears that he has already done that.

I hereby make a finding of "guilty" on the charge of smacking the dogfuck out of a terrorist.  Heineken or Becks?

137

Not a very good week for the barking moonbat party is it?

O/T spent a few moments this morning trolling a lefty climate blog, you know mocking and heckling -pretty text book stuff. Needless to say I was quickly swept away like a pesky gnat. The general meme there was the hackneyed "the real story hear is the criminal hacker" that broke into the CRU data base...not the fudging of "settled scientific research."

 

   

138 Huffpo article and comments on this:
http://tinyurl.com/y8suljh

I'm surprised comments are open.

139

He drew it with a pen? WTF this guy is a pussy. I went out like a real man, dignity is for little girls. If only the 12 year old Thai boy had still been asleep when the police arrived I could have achieved true glory.

Seriously, a freakin pen???? This guy is off my 3 on 3 basketball team in hell with Ted Kennedy.

140 @133 johnny_p

My bad.  I guess bulwark and Rob Crawford have itchy dickflag fingers.  I can see their reasoning, too.

By crediting the supreme dick, Sparkman, with actually cutting himself rather than using a pen, you've slightly reduced his dickness and must therefore bear it, yourself.

141

@#78 Rodent Liberation Front at November 24, 2009 03:08 PM (dQdrY):

United States Central Command declined to discuss the detainee, but a legal source told FoxNews.com that the detainee was turned over to Iraqi authorities, to whom he made the abuse complaints. He was then returned to American custody. The SEAL leader reported the charge up the chain of command, and an investigation ensued.

What the fuck?  Did this guy suddenly get a case of the PCs?

142 Almost none of them believe the story.

Oh my god, these people live in another dimension.

Bush took down the WTC, but a guy in KY killing himself?  It's all a big coverup conspiracy~!

IMPERVIOUS IDIOTS!

143 Wait. Michelle ordered thigh high boots? Her and Barry must be planning on a little "party night" IYKWIM. Do they make thigh high boots that big?

144 Reading it over, my citation of LGF comment #74 was out of bounds. It just ruled out the "meth lab" theory which, when the cops did it (independently), helped to solve the case. I apologise for calling that an insinuation. #28, though, remains execrable.

145

Charles' Johnson reports: "Suicide? Well, that's one on me. I can't very well be blamed for stating that it was the result of right wing propaganda stirring up the backwoods neanderthals to murder him, when hey, the guy faked up some shitty amateurish evidence to fool everybody.  And let's not overlook the role that right wing propaganda played  in his death, by stirring up the backwoods neaderthals to murder him. You want an apology? OK. I'm sorry that you're a bunch of right wing lunatics who caused his death. I feel bad for his family yada yada."

146 @152 Jewells

Do they make thigh high boots that big?

FTA:  "One of the pairs was modified slightly from the catalogue model at her request, he said."

Any ideas what "modified slightly" might mean?

147 Do they make thigh high boots that big? FTA: "One of the pairs was modified slightly from the catalogue model at her request, he said." Any ideas what "modified slightly" might mean? It means "had to slaughter a freaking herd of cows to get enough leather for the damn thing."

148 9 @ Purple Avenger

I got the flowers, and they're beautiful!

149

I didn't think anything could fit over those thighs.

150 I'll go with the authorities on this but that still makes me want to question it.

I'd bet there was a LOT of pressure out of Washington to rule it anything BUT a suicide if the physical evidence left any room at all for doubt after the full forensic investigation. 

A non-suicide determination of any sort would have had far more propaganda value to the Obama administration than this.  This ain't worth shit to the administration.

151 @156 joncelli

Thanks.  I was thinking along those lines, but I've been too bitter to do teh funny for a long while now, so I didn't even try.

152 82 THREADWINNER!

153

@86

Those ugly fucking things were 540 bucks???

154

How many innocent cows had to die, to cover Michelle's thighs?

The humanity...

155

155..."Any ideas what "modified slightly" might mean?"

Dewclaws.

 

156 I have never seen a woman wear thigh high boots except in porn and Pretty Woman. 

157

That's our First Lady for you.

All class, that one.

 

158 Online suicide note generator.

http://www.porkjerky.com/free/suicide.php

If you enter "politics" and "family" you get this.

November 24, 2009

Dear "World";

Pursuant to an online suicide petition I electronically signed prior to this election, I must kill myself. Unfortunately, my views lost at the ballot box. With a clearer mind, I see my beliefs weren't exactly worth dying for, or even moving to Canada over. Actually, the goals and ideals I have for a society can still be achieved even though the election didn't go exactly how I wanted it to.

Nevertheless, I did affix my e-signature to that e-suicide petition and made my life conditional on the outcome of this election. Maybe a death ultimatum wasn't the best way to convince the electorate that my choices were the most environmentally sound, economically prudent and altruistically just. Or just maybe those cocksucker voters wanted to see if I really would do it.

Obviously, in hindsight, a status quo TV ad calling someone a communist heroin addict who drives pre-teens across state lines to get abortions would have swayed more votes. In any case, I knew what I was doing when I briefly scrolled the Terms and Conditions box, checked 'Accept', clicked on 'Submit' and digitally added 'Kentucky Census Worker' to that database. I had visions of grandeur.

I still remember the picture in my high school history book of that Vietnamese monk setting himself on fire and thinking 'How fucking cool is that?' But I guess protesting the illegal invasion of your country, protecting a thousand year old culture and trying to prevent the slaughter of your fellow citizens is probably a more noble cause to die for than anything that will ever find its way onto a ballot.

If only I had realized that prior to Tuesday,

Kentucky Census Worker

P.S. If my sister's still dating interacially, tell her she can now get married.

159 I have another fearless prediction: leftist trolls and idiots on comment boards will cling to the myth that this was a man killed by anti-government zealots fomented by right wing talk radio.

160
Any ideas what "modified slightly" might mean?


"Reinforced by a combination of rebar and prayers"

161

Is Michelle special ordering a whip, too, to complete her special ensemble?

 

162 Let's not forget: "Conservative" blogger Charles Johnson (who is definitely not a radical left-wing Obama fellator now because it suddenly pays better), was crowing about this for weeks and ridiculing and banning anyone who dared question the fact, FACT that this was a hate crime pepetrated by a Rush Limbaugh listener.

163

LGF called. They want their meme back.

164 8
The letters scrawled on his chest had been written from the bottom up


 Well hey it is Kentucky

Posted by: libtard at November 24, 2009 02:30 PM (jvrmc

It's funny cause it's true.

165 Sadly, this means that there is no one less person to count at the next census.

166

I have never seen a woman wear thigh high boots except in porn and Pretty Woman. 

Seriously, I can't wait to see the outfit she conjures up to wear these babies in.

167

The Leftists slandered the whole of Appalachia as a hotbed of reactionary militia guys out to murder federal employees because of the hate that came out of the demon boxes in their trailers tuned in to Beck/Limbaugh/Coulter/ etc.

Hello Leftist narrative, it's reality calling. Put down the bong and take in the sunshine of wisdom.

168 Left-wing Hate site Little Green Balls was one of the lead reporters of the theory that Sparkman was killed by Right Wingers.
"raises a strong suspicion that anti-government sentiment may have been the motivation" - http://tinyurl.com/yfgbfzg

Chas furthered his case that it was Right Wingers by countering the charge that he committed suicide: "This pretty much rules out the “suicide” hypothesis"
- http://tinyurl.com/ydzbn4m

169 How many times can a man be wrong, and still be called a man? Charles Johnson is determined to find out.

170 176-must you besmirch the noble bong?

171

I have never seen a woman wear thigh high boots except in porn and Pretty Woman. 

I once knew a woman who wore them. She was a bit kooky though.

172 No apologies to those who he impugned earlier, and still does his best to attack the right.

Stay classy d-bag.

Posted by: taylork at November 24, 2009 03:04 PM (4jZ56)

You're on notice, taylork.  As soon as I figure out how to ban people for posting opinions that differ from mine on non-LGF blogs, you'll be the first to go!  Bank on it, buddy!

173 It's sad that the guy offed himself.  I wonder if he had nobody to complain about his life situation to?  Perhaps he tried to talk to his fellow lefties and they treated him with all the compassion they are famous for... zero, and being a probable lefty himself he may have never thought about talking to a person on the right about his problems.

174 Chucky isn't apologizing "because I never said it to begin with"

UPDATE at 11/24/09 1:28:54 pm:

Since this news came out, IÂ’ve received several angry emails demanding that I apologize for saying Sparkman had been murdered by a right wing extremist.

The problem is, I never wrote anything like that. For the record, this was my post when the story broke , and I donÂ’t apologize for a single word:

ThereÂ’s not enough information yet to say for sure what was behind this killing, so letÂ’s not jump to conclusions. But the description of the circumstances and the timing (around the time of the Washington DC tea party) raises a strong suspicion that anti-government sentiment may have been the motivation.

175 You see, Chucky only said he was strongly suspicious, not that he was definitely sure it was a Glen Beck or Rush Limbaugh fan.

176 you tell them, boyfriend!

I never said sarah palin wasn't the mother of trig, nor did i claim that the census worker was killed by christianist racist homophobes, i was just asking questions

177 Chas furthered his case that it was Right Wingers by countering the charge that he committed suicide: "This pretty much rules out the “suicide” hypothesis"

The guy's a bicycling Sherlock Holmes, aint he?

178 He offed himself because of the prospect of Obamacare. 

(If the left can make shit up, why can't we?)

179 Are we SURE this clown didn't kill himself after seeing those Katie Couric Lesbo-Dance pics??

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181 Suicide?  Hah!  As I reported previously, the one thing we know for certain is that this was no suicide.  The possibility of southern populist terrorism whipped up by Fox and friends remains real.

182 Anyone mention yet, maybe his intent was to write "fed up", but then decided if that was all he had to say at the end of his life, he felt the end should come quicker?

183 In a few years the Left will simply ignore this and call it a murder again.

Just like the 2000 election was stolen, no WMDs were ever in Iraq, etc.

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