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December 06, 2009

BCS College Stuff UPDATED
— Dave in Texas

Commenter logprof suggested this in the open NFL thread below, and I like good suggestions. BCS Announcements tonight, I'll give you a rundown against my predictions, which were predictably predictable and stuff.

Dave's BS leads, actual results follow.

Dave's BS: Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: Iowa vs. Boise State. Don't miss the halftime knitting extravaganza. Either Iowa or BS wins by 3, who cares cause you won't be watching it.

THE WORD: Nope. Boise State vs. TCU. This might be the best game of the year. FrankJ noted this is a repeat of last year's Poinsettia Bowl, TCU won it by a point, 17-16. Also, that's the lamest name for a bowl since the old Bluebonnet here in Texas.

Dave's BS: Allstate Sugar Bowl: Cincinnati will meet up with Florida, and take em by a touchdown. Which will suck, beating the team ranked one all season long, and placing 3rd.

THE WORD: Ok, yep. Note my brilliant call on Florida.

Dave's BS: Fedex Orange: Ga. Tech vs. TCU. I gotta say about TCU, wow, for a school with "Christian" in the name, whose mascot is a lizard that fire ants damn near killed off in Texas, ok I forget where I was going, but helluva season for the Horned Frogs. This is the one team I really didn't want Texas to play, no glory in whippin them (per se), but hella shame to lose to em. Horny Frogs by 12 over the Wreck.

THE WORD: Substitute in Iowa for TCU. Another good game I think.

Dave's BS: Citi BCS: Alabama vs. Texas for the National Championship. True story, couple of years after we moved to Texas (from Alabama) my dad (Auburn grad) took me to the Cotton Bowl to watch Texas beat Alabama 17-13. I was the only kid on our side of the field with pimples and an Alabama pennant. Not this year. Texas by 13.

THE WORD: Yep. Alabama meets Texas again in the title game in Pasadena. Texas better figure out some stuff between now and then. I have never seen Mack Brown look as confused as he did last night. Outcoached from the first kick. Right now I'd say Alabama by 14.

I'm mostly right. I'm like a BCS computer, with hair.

UPDATE: HAH! Comparisons in the comments.

92
Texas: Champ Kind

Alabama: Dorothy Mantooth

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at December 06, 2009 09:29 PM (YRjsF)

Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT! A Saint I tell you!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 02:51 PM | Comments (148)
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1 I'm no feetsball fan but the Civil War game in Oregon has to rank up there pretty high in good games of the year.

Unless you're just an East Coast guy, then you might never have heard of either team.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 06, 2009 04:09 PM (PQY7w)

2 This is BS so the big schools won't be embarassed by Boise and /or TCU.

Posted by: Freida Lay at December 06, 2009 04:10 PM (ax4Qo)

3 But it will be the best game.

Posted by: Freida Lay at December 06, 2009 04:11 PM (ax4Qo)

4 Cincinatti vs. Florida in the Sugar Bowl.

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 04:16 PM (+FzLa)

5
Texas vs. Alabama in the title game. 'Bama is gonna rape Texas. Colt McCoy better get the Astroglide ready.

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 04:17 PM (+FzLa)

6
Iowa vs. GT in the Orange Bowl.

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 04:19 PM (+FzLa)

7 The Sugar Bowl will be a good one.

As I mentioned in the NFL thread, TCU and BSU both got screwed. None of the BCS conference schools have to worry about either of those two teams beating them and shaking things up. Instead they'll just cannibalize each ither and the mid-majors will be a cumulative 1-1 guaranteed.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2009 04:19 PM (I3Udb)

8
TCU vs.Boise State in the Fiesta Bowl.

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 04:22 PM (+FzLa)

9 Mind you, my gripe at #7 does not take away from the Fiesta being a good game. I just think the major conferences get to dodge the BCS bowl issues for one more year because of it.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2009 04:23 PM (I3Udb)

10 I do hope Texas wins it, but they'd better play a hell of a lot better than they did last night.

I'm sick of the SEC smugness.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2009 04:25 PM (I3Udb)

Texas vs. Alabama in the title game. 'Bama is gonna rape Texas. Colt McCoy better get the Astroglide ready.

"You gotta purdy mouth. Sqeel like a piggy. Git me some Astroglide"

Figures, coming from an Alibammy fan. Here's the SEC championship theme song.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 06, 2009 04:25 PM (V7+ez)

12
TCU, Boise State and Cincy got hosed. We need playoffs, screw the BCS.

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 04:25 PM (+FzLa)

13 I don't care who is in it, I just don't want that team with the blue playing field to be in the BIG game. That crap hurts my head to watch.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 06, 2009 04:27 PM (92zkk)

14 TCU, Boise State and Cincy got hosed. We need playoffs, screw the BCS.

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 08:25 PM (+FzLa)

Playoffs?! Who said anything about playoffs?!

Posted by: Jim Mora at December 06, 2009 04:28 PM (I3Udb)

Figures, coming from an Alibammy fan. Here's the SEC championship theme song.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 06, 2009 08:25 PM (V7+ez)

Actually I'm a VT fan. Just callin' it like I see it as a sports fan. If McCoy let the Huskers slap him around like a little bitch just what the hell do you think Alabama will do to his ass ?

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 04:28 PM (+FzLa)

16
We'll jsut see what happens with Bama v. UT.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 06, 2009 04:28 PM (bOV32)

The wife is moderately happy about Boise State's lot. Should be a rollicking game.

I say Alabama over the Big 12 runner up in a runaway.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2009 04:28 PM (DPM1U)

18 As a bonus the BCS, by pitting BSU vs. TCU, gets one fewer team with a perfect record at the end of the year, and one less grounds for criticism --or so it thinks.

Still, they could wind up with three undefeated, untied teams when the dust settles.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2009 04:30 PM (I3Udb)

19
Anyone care to wager? It could defray some Vegas costs.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 06, 2009 04:30 PM (bOV32)

20 Alabama = Godzilla

Texas = Tokyo

It ain't gonna be a game and it ain't gonna be pretty.

Posted by: ThomasD at December 06, 2009 04:30 PM (21H5U)

21
Back it up, SEC jockriders.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 06, 2009 04:33 PM (bOV32)

22
Anyone care to wager? It could defray some Vegas costs.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 06, 2009 08:30 PM (bOV32)

I'll bet you bet on the Cowboys today too. better save that money, especially in this economy.

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 04:33 PM (+FzLa)

23
I wonder if anyone had a prop bet on Brandon Jacobs rumbling 70 yards. Dude looked like a sasquatch commercial.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 06, 2009 04:35 PM (bOV32)

24 I never saw anybody pray harder than Colt McCoy with 00:01 left on the clock.

Posted by: profligatewaste at December 06, 2009 04:36 PM (b3rrc)

25 I wonder if anyone had a prop bet on Brandon Jacobs rumbling 70 yards. Dude looked like a sasquatch commercial.

Posted by: Dang Straights at December 06, 2009 08:35 PM (bOV32)

--I think that was a catch-and-run, wasn't it?

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2009 04:39 PM (I3Udb)

26 I dip my balls in SEC hatin'

Posted by: toby928 at December 06, 2009 04:39 PM (PD1tk)

27 You know who the really depraved gamblers are? People pacing bets on the likes of the Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl. They're the ones who follow harness racing after football season's over.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2009 04:40 PM (I3Udb)

28 Ahem...

Scrap the BCS. Go to a playoff. Tell Jim Mora to GO HOME!

Posted by: Pipe Barackage at December 06, 2009 04:41 PM (Z9IOH)

29 TCU, Boise State and Cincy got hosed. We need playoffs, screw the BCS.

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 08:25 PM (+FzLa)

Those cocksuckers really fucked us with denying TCU & Boise State the chance to embarrass one of the "big-time" programs. The BCS can all go die in a fire. I'm considering boycotting the whole fucking thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 06, 2009 04:42 PM (2Uu3I)

Ah ha ha ha... USC playing in the Emerald Nuts Bowl against... Boston College???

How the mighty have fallen!

And boy oh boy, did I want to see Nebraska win last night. They certainly played the better game, and I would love to see a mid-major conference take the BCS Championship.

I'll be rooting for Georgia Tech (flexbone?? in the BCS?! Sweet) and probably Bama, Florida (eh... boring, but good) and a good game in the last one.

Did anyone hear about any legislation in Congress about the BCS? I heard the very end of a snippet about it on the radio, but I don't know if I heard it right.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2009 04:43 PM (XH/G8)

31 Hey! We're in the SEC too! And all our players are able to understand and articulate nuclear physics and dine on crepes and contract law!

(Pay no attention to our win/loss record, though.....)

Go 'Dores!

Posted by: Vanderbilt University at December 06, 2009 04:43 PM (92zkk)

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 06, 2009 08:42 PM (2Uu3I)

--I know. I'll grant that BSU-TCU will be a great game in itself, but the politics of it reeks.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2009 04:44 PM (I3Udb)

33 Alabama = Crazy, redneck, homosexual hillbillies

Texas = Burt Reynolds

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 06, 2009 04:45 PM (muUqs)

34

Chic-Fil-A Bowl: Tennessee vs. VT. Just in case anyone actually gave a fuck.

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 04:45 PM (+FzLa)

35 I don't know much about that foozball, but I think Bama's going to sneak up on Texas, who will still be basking in the glow of their Dave-in-Texas-predicated 18-point victory over Nebraska. They Longhorns begged the zebras to put more time on the clock so the blowout wouldn't end so soon.

Posted by: pbrown at December 06, 2009 04:45 PM (rTGYp)

36 I am a die hard Nebraska fan, and trust me, Nebraska's offense sucked this year. Their defense was very good, but the offense, as I said, SUCKED!. Texas was lucky to get out of that stadium with a win, and without video review, would have lost.

I hope the Big 12 wins the national title, but I doubt that Texas will beat Alabama. Nebraska and Suh stole McCoy's Heisman, and it should go to Suh.

Posted by: kam582 at December 06, 2009 04:45 PM (MHwwb)

37 All UT fans here, after that performance last night y'all better stock up on Kleenex. Bama is going to make you bawl worse than Tebow.

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 04:46 PM (C3oJE)

38 Tell Jim Mora to GO HOME!

Posted by: Pipe Barackage at December 06, 2009 08:41 PM (Z9IOH)

In my opinion that sucked.

Posted by: Jim Mora at December 06, 2009 04:47 PM (I3Udb)

39 Alabama = Crazy, redneck, homosexual hillbillies

Texas = Burt Reynolds Ned Beatty

Posted by: Barry Obama at December 06, 2009 04:48 PM (vtuZz)

40 Playoffs?! Who said anything about playoffs?!

Wasn't that one of Barry's campaign promises?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 06, 2009 04:48 PM (OkT2m)

Did anyone hear about any legislation in Congress about the BCS? I heard the very end of a snippet about it on the radio, but I don't know if I heard it right.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2009 08:43 PM (XH/G

Oh no you heard it right. I would almost agree with it, if it weren't for the fact that it would divert attention away from the other travesties taking place like government run healthcare and Tax & Cap.

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 04:48 PM (+FzLa)

42 If we're going to use analogies...

Texas = Atlas

Alabama = Poseidon and Hades

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at December 06, 2009 04:50 PM (otlXg)

43 @34 "Chic-Fil-A...."

Great chicken sammiches, especially with pickles.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 06, 2009 04:51 PM (92zkk)

44 I can't abide by the friggin CONGRESS stepping in here. This is a great example of why it is incumbent upon us to limit the House to 45 days and the Senate to 135 days a year... clearly, there are not enough actual problems for them to solve.

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2009 04:52 PM (XH/G8)

Hey, who is playing in the Dr. Scholl's Odor Eater Bowl and the Tampax Tampons bowl? I mean... there are bows for Meinekie Car Care and Chick-Fil-A...

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2009 04:53 PM (XH/G8)

I'm mostly right. I'm like a BCS computer, with hair.

How You Doin?

Posted by: HAL at December 06, 2009 04:54 PM (XTrur)

47 Didn't the Chik-fil-A useta be the Peach Bowl?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 06, 2009 04:54 PM (OkT2m)

42, A better analogy:

Alabama = An Eagle

Texas = Prometheus' Liver

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 04:54 PM (C3oJE)

49 I'm a Husker fan and still not over that game last night.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2009 04:55 PM (1mZ2N)

50 Alabama = Brooke Shields virginity

Texas = Dean Cain

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 06, 2009 04:55 PM (muUqs)

I think you guys are getting a little too excited about the analogies for UT-Bama here. It's like

Morons = Charles Nelson Reilly

Analogies = Front-row tickets to the Ice Capades

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2009 04:55 PM (XH/G8)

52

Texas = Sisyphus
Alabama = The Boulder

Posted by: toby928 at December 06, 2009 04:57 PM (PD1tk)

Hey, who is playing in the Dr. Scholl's Odor Eater Bowl and the Tampax Tampons bowl? I mean... there are bows for Meinekie Car Care and Chick-Fil-A...

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2009 08:53 PM (XH/G

But more importantly, who is playing in The Ma and Pa's Gas & Subs Bowl ?

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 04:57 PM (+FzLa)

54 My Dawgs are going to the Weedwhacker Bowl. Thank goodness Bama is my 2nd favorite team.

Posted by: Velociman at December 06, 2009 04:57 PM (FYbwv)

55
Texas: Any porn actress from the '70's

Alabama: John Holmes

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 04:58 PM (+FzLa)

56 No cheerleaders? How sad: a campus devoid of boobs. Oh, the Humanities!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 06, 2009 04:58 PM (QECjC)

57 #48 A better analogy:

Alabama = An Eagle

Texas = Prometheus' Liver

That's good, or else:

Alabama = A door

Texas = Theseus's head

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at December 06, 2009 04:59 PM (otlXg)

Texas = the Cahulawassee River

Alabama = Ronny Cox

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 06, 2009 04:59 PM (V7+ez)

59 The Big Story: GMAC Bowl officials announced today that Central Michigan University (8-0, 11-2) and Troy University (8-0, 9-3) have accepted invitations to play in the 11th Annual GMAC BOWL

Posted by: toby928 at December 06, 2009 05:00 PM (PD1tk)

Alabama = Frank Booth

Texas = Dorothy Vallens' face

Posted by: Velociman at December 06, 2009 05:01 PM (FYbwv)

61 Alabama = The American schoolkid

Texas = The pubic school system

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 06, 2009 05:02 PM (muUqs)

62
Texas: Your internet naivete

Alabama: Two Girls, 1 Cup

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 05:02 PM (+FzLa)

63 The pubic school system

Newsletter? or preferably video

Posted by: toby928 at December 06, 2009 05:03 PM (PD1tk)

64 Heh, I can do this too!

Alabama: Phil Spector

Texas: Lana Clarkson

Posted by: Intrepid at December 06, 2009 05:03 PM (92zkk)

65 Texas = Oklahoma in 2008

Alabama = Florida in 2008

The Big 12 = The SEC's new bitch (a position formerly held by the Big 10).

That needed to be said. I went to undergrad at LSU and my daughter went to UF, so I hate Alabama. I went to grad school at Texas A&M, so I hate Texas. It's been a bad year so far.

But not as bad as it's going to be for Texas.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 06, 2009 05:03 PM (W+E+o)

66 And just so I'm not completely self-serving:

Texas = Kratos's abdomen

Alabama = Blade of Olympus

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at December 06, 2009 05:03 PM (otlXg)

Blain/Alambama to the SEC: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Poncho/Texas: [holds up grenade launcher] Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass," Blain.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 06, 2009 05:03 PM (V7+ez)

Morons = Charles Nelson Reilly

Analogies = Front-row tickets to the Ice Capades

Snort. Nice one, Truman.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 06, 2009 05:04 PM (V7+ez)

69 Alabama: Sarah Palin

Texas: 15 Ethics Complaints

Posted by: Intrepid at December 06, 2009 05:05 PM (92zkk)

70
Texas: Just about any child star from the '60s, '70's and the '80s

Alabama: Sitcom cancelation

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 05:05 PM (+FzLa)

Hamlet/Alabama: To be or not to be?

Ahnuld/Texas: Not to be.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 06, 2009 05:06 PM (V7+ez)

72 Losing to UT was a disappointment, but there is consolation in knowing that NU missed the Big 12 championship by one second.

Posted by: Sloppy at December 06, 2009 05:06 PM (1kwr2)

73 And I especially hate Nick Satin, the evil coach of Alabama.

But Texas will still be smushed.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 06, 2009 05:07 PM (W+E+o)

74

Texas: Joe Biden

Alabama: Alzheimer's

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 05:08 PM (+FzLa)

75 @70 "Texas: Just about any child star from the '60s, '70's and the '80s

Alabama: Sitcom cancelation"

Tell us about it!

Posted by: Joanie Loves Chachi at December 06, 2009 05:08 PM (92zkk)

76 Texas: Tiger Woods
Alabama: National Enquirer

Posted by: pbrown at December 06, 2009 05:09 PM (rTGYp)

77 Alabama = Andrew Sullivan

Texas = Palin's uterus

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 06, 2009 05:12 PM (muUqs)

78

Texas: Andrew Breitbart

Alabama: Twitter

I bid you adieu.

Buy my calendar !

Posted by: Charles Johnson at December 06, 2009 05:12 PM (+FzLa)

79 Texas: Michelle Obama

Alabama: Carla Bruni

Heh.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 06, 2009 05:12 PM (W+E+o)

Texas: Tijuana Feamale "Performing Artist"

Alabama: Donkey

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 05:14 PM (C3oJE)

81
Texas: The Bay City Rollers

Alabama: 1980

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 05:16 PM (+FzLa)

Texas: James Earl Carter

Alabama: Ronald Wilson Reagan

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 05:17 PM (C3oJE)

83 Texas: Katie Couric

Alabama: Ann Coulter

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 06, 2009 05:19 PM (W+E+o)

84
Texas: Bud Dwyer

Alabama: .357

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 05:20 PM (+FzLa)

Alabama - never heard of it

Texas - never heard of it

Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 06, 2009 05:21 PM (DPM1U)

Any Husker fans here read the Omaha World-Herald today? Looks like Bo and Carl Pellini came unglued after the game. Real ugly shit. I don't blame them, and at least they didn't do it in front of a camera, but it ain't good to act like that.

Texas: Abraham Lincoln

Alabama: John Wilkes Booth

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2009 05:22 PM (P33XN)

87
Texas: Clara Bow

Alabama: Talkies

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 05:24 PM (+FzLa)

88 Weird-Harold? Got a link?

Posted by: ISU 9, Nebraska 7 at December 06, 2009 05:26 PM (OkT2m)

89
Texas: Buffalo Bill

Alabama: Clarice Starling

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 06, 2009 05:27 PM (W+E+o)

90 Meh, I feel sorry for those Texas fans that think by barely escaping a defeat to Nebraska that they have the nuts to beat a team that has a better defense and offense. 13 points is being very generous, more like 28.

Posted by: Gmac at December 06, 2009 05:27 PM (ns58s)

Texas: Champ Kind

Alabama: Dorothy Mantooth

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at December 06, 2009 05:29 PM (YRjsF)

Alabama: me

Texas: my ex-wife

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 06, 2009 05:29 PM (V7+ez)

93
Texas: Pat O'Brien

Alabama: Voice Mail

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 05:30 PM (+FzLa)

Hey, I've got an idea: why don't we just have the most experienced coaches and journalists vote on which team is #1? Like the Oscars, or the Nobel!

Betcha that's what Congress endorses. Plus, watch for that flag Armstrong planted on Mars!

Posted by: comatus at December 06, 2009 05:31 PM (/VEEI)

Texas: Charlie Gibson

Alabama: Journalistic curiosity

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2009 05:31 PM (P33XN)

96 Texas: Leland Stottlemeyer

Alabama: Buffalo Bill

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 06, 2009 05:32 PM (W+E+o)

97 88 Texas: Clara Bow
Alabama: Talkies
Posted by: Blazer

That's awesome, Blazer. Almost nickles-like in its hilarity

Posted by: Truman North at December 06, 2009 05:33 PM (XH/G8)

98

Texas: Andrew Sullivan

Alabama: Rabid Gerbil

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 05:34 PM (+FzLa)

Texas: Hiroshima

Alabama: Little Boy

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 05:35 PM (C3oJE)

100

World Herald article on Carl and Bo Pelini:

http://tinyurl.com/yfa8j94

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2009 05:35 PM (P33XN)

101

Texas: the Doomsday Machine

Alabama: system L-370

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 06, 2009 05:35 PM (V7+ez)

102
Texas: Tiger Woods

Alabama: Voicemail Greetings

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 06, 2009 05:35 PM (W+E+o)

103

Texas: Alabama

Alabama: little boy

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 06, 2009 05:36 PM (V7+ez)

104 Texas v. Alabama historically? Texas is 7-0-1.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 06, 2009 05:36 PM (muUqs)

105
Texas: Oh, what could this be, an Atari ?

Alabama: Simon

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 05:37 PM (+FzLa)

106

I love it when the government gets involved in the entertainment industry.

Gotta keep those sheep in front of the television sets at all times. After all, if you're not watching sports or television programs on a regular basis, you might start paying attention to what's going on in this country. Can't have that.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2009 05:38 PM (P33XN)

107

Texas: George Jones

Alabama: Jack Daniels

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 05:40 PM (C3oJE)

108 I think Bama wins too but I hope not.I hate Dick Saban.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2009 05:40 PM (1mZ2N)

109 I think the shmo bowkl games are the best.The hungry teams happy to get to any bowl are fun to watch.Who wants to watch USC sulk that they are playing in a shit bowl?I rather see an excited Central Michigan.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2009 05:41 PM (1mZ2N)

110

Texas: "the thrill of victory"

Alabama: "the agony of defeat"

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 06, 2009 05:41 PM (V7+ez)

111 Alabama = Alabama (0-7-1)

Texas = Texas (7-0-1)

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 06, 2009 05:42 PM (muUqs)

112 Oh BTW fuck playoffs in college football.Notice how liberals are desperate for it(not that some conservatives don't agree).Fucking Zero wants it,right there is enough to know I don't want it.I don't want 3 loss National champs.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2009 05:43 PM (1mZ2N)

113

Texas: the word "irregardless"

Alabama: Elizabeth

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2009 05:43 PM (P33XN)

114

Texas: Ho

Alabama: Pimp Hand

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 05:43 PM (C3oJE)

115

Texas: The girl you took home from the bar last night

Alabama: Waking up next to the man you took home from the bar last night

Posted by: Blazer at December 06, 2009 05:47 PM (+FzLa)

116 Texas: Darth Vader

Alabama: Giving in to your hatred

Posted by: AD at December 06, 2009 05:47 PM (N6Gjv)

117 Alabama:Ike Texas:Tina Turner

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2009 05:49 PM (1mZ2N)

118 playoffs in college football.Notice how liberals are desperate for it

Which is bizarre. They usually hate football. All that merit-based outcome. And cheerleaders. And Title IX.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 06, 2009 05:50 PM (OkT2m)

119 As a buckeye fan I have to do this

Texas==Ohio State

Bama==Florida
Hangs my head in shame.

Posted by: TEE866 at December 06, 2009 05:50 PM (TFoyC)

120

World Herald article on Carl and Bo Pelini:

http://tinyurl.com/yfa8j94

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 06, 2009 09:35 PM

So you're saying Texas going to the BCS Championship is like Al Franken going to the U.S. Senate. No?

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 06, 2009 05:51 PM (W+E+o)

121 Keep hating on us, morons. Horns/Colt find a way.

Posted by: nikkolai at December 06, 2009 05:52 PM (U0lNn)

122 122, Colt can borrow Tebow's hanky.

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 05:55 PM (C3oJE)

123 Texas: football season

Alabama: my GPA

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at December 06, 2009 05:56 PM (YRjsF)

124 123 I know the media made everybody sick with the Tebow tongue bathing but he is a good guy.It wasn't his fault the media hyped him to no end.

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2009 06:01 PM (1mZ2N)

125 Badgers = Champs Bowl against Miami.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 06, 2009 06:05 PM (OkT2m)

126 Whoops, wrong thread.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 06, 2009 06:05 PM (OkT2m)

127

Alabama = Dracula

Texas = Van Helsing

Posted by: nikkolai at December 06, 2009 06:06 PM (U0lNn)

128 Texas -13
Nebraska -12
End of story.

Posted by: FishFearMe at December 06, 2009 06:06 PM (4YamK)

129

Texas: Bill

Alabama: Beatrix Kiddo

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 06:10 PM (C3oJE)

130

Texas: Al Gore

Alabama: Sanity

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 06:12 PM (C3oJE)

131 Didn't the Chik-fil-A useta be the Peach Bowl?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 06, 2009 08:54 PM (OkT2m)

--Yeah, and for the lst few years of its existence the Peach was sponsored mainly by Chick-Fil-A. It and the Cotton are the two best second-tier bowls, although the Cotton has slipped behind. Now that they have that swank new stadium out there, though. . . .

Posted by: Jim Mora at December 06, 2009 06:17 PM (I3Udb)

132 Damn sockpuppet!

Oh, and fuck the Gaytors!

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2009 06:21 PM (I3Udb)

133 Alabama: underwear Texas; Michael Moore

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2009 06:29 PM (HylJ6)

134

Texas: Ho

Alabama: Pimp Hand

winner

Posted by: mark at December 06, 2009 06:29 PM (oOiak)

135 Texas: Christmas Alabama: Winter Solstice

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2009 06:30 PM (HylJ6)

136 THIS JUST IN: Tim Tebow has signed a 6 year/ $36 million dollar contract with Kleenex

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 06:32 PM (C3oJE)

137 Texas: Texas cheerleaders Alabama: Code Pink

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2009 06:32 PM (HylJ6)

138

What are you? A hack for Frito-Lay, Allstate, FedEx, and Citi? Are they paying you?

It's the Fiesta Bowl, Sugar Bowl, Orange Bowl, and Nationial Championship Game. Period.

Posted by: Bender at December 06, 2009 06:33 PM (802+s)

139 After Texas's performance last it's a certainty they would get raped by the Gators.

Posted by: Gmac at December 06, 2009 06:39 PM (ns58s)

140

Texas: Texas Cheerleaders

Alabama: Prom Night

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at December 06, 2009 06:40 PM (C3oJE)

141 Texas: Levi Johnston
Alabama: Levi Johnston's child support bill

Posted by: Joanie Loves Chachi at December 06, 2009 06:46 PM (92zkk)

142 I think the interesting thing is next season. TCU and Boise are stocked and losing very little. Who ever wins should start out the season in the top 5. I actually think it had something to do with this. If both teams won against AQ schools and started the season in the top 5......There would have been a chance for a non AQ national champ. Big 6 schools would blow an aneurysm.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at December 06, 2009 06:46 PM (tzcjs)

143 Stupid sock.

Posted by: Intrepid at December 06, 2009 06:47 PM (92zkk)

144 Lets go Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets!!!

ACC Champs, and come January, Orange Bowl Victors!!!

Posted by: Techie at December 06, 2009 07:05 PM (cxW4X)

145

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 06, 2009 08:42 PM (2Uu3I)

--I know. I'll grant that BSU-TCU will be a great game in itself, but the politics of it reeks.

agreed 100%

Posted by: brak at December 06, 2009 07:46 PM (W5NBA)

146 Would have liked to see TCU and Boise St play one of the major conference teams. Boise St vs GT TCU vs Iowa or Cincy. Would have been great to see the little guy destroy the big guy

Posted by: jeff at December 07, 2009 03:37 AM (Sx9Qk)

147 Being a BAMA fan I'm just happy were in the title game against a great Texas team. Gonna be a good one!

Posted by: C.P. at December 07, 2009 07:23 AM (w41GQ)

148 122 Keep hating on us, morons. Horns/Colt find a way. Im not hatin! Yall are DAMN GOOD! Just happy BAMA is there!

Posted by: BAMA at December 07, 2009 05:41 PM (eRdd8)

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