December 29, 2009

Best New Characters of the Decade
— Gabriel Malor

These are the ones that left a mark, from all the types of fiction I consume: television, film, books, and video games. The only rule was that the character had to originate in the past decade. That knocked out some excellent characters that may have been created earlier, but who really came into their own in the past ten years. Thems the breaks, right?

I canÂ’t really describe an ordering principle for these like I did the villains list (racism!). I knew immediately who my favorite character of the decade was. In fact, I knew who the top few would be. The others fall pretty arbitrarily after that. One other thing I did was limit myself to one character per source. The truth is that folks who create one good character probably have a hella shot at creating several. IÂ’ve chosen my absolute favorite from within each source.

I recognize that a list like this will be even more subjective than a Top Film Villains list. 10. Luna Lovegood—Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


Luna wasn’t introduced into the Harry Potter universe until 2003, making her eligible for the list. And I’m glad she is. Aside from Neville Longbottom, she’s one of the few characters in the series I like unreservedly. She has what the others lack: faith. In the early books Rowling is so busy building a believable universe she has über-rational Hermione explaining every last detail. Luna doesn’t need that explanation and she sees the world through different eyes.

9. Dr. Perry Cox—Scrubs


Perry was a condescending and sarcastic jerk with a heart of gold who, over the course of the series, dealt with aging, family, divorce, depression, and death. And this was a light-hearted comedy! He was well known for his epic rants.

8. Tidus—Final Fantasy X


I have been a fan of the Final Fantasy series since I got my grubby little fingers on the first one back in 1987. Over the years the games got prettier and the stories more complex, and powerful characterization became an inextricable part of the series. Tidus is the main character of Final Fantasy X. Supposedly a fish out of water seventeen year-old partial amnesiac, he and the player eventually come to realize that his role is much more complicated and sad. The story tricks you into believing that the big reveal will be “it was all a dream.” In the last chapter you get the opposite and, man, did that resonate.

7. Shaun—Shaun of the Dead


It was a simple message, but finely told. Pressed to the breaking point, this guy realized that family—his mother, his girlfriend, and his BFF—are what really matters. The fact that he manages to keep one-and-a-half of them alive says something right?

6. Captain Jack Sparrow—Pirates of the Caribbean


Another jerk with a heart of goldÂ…and IÂ’m just realizing that thereÂ’s yet another further down the list. Hmm, letÂ’s make no conclusions about what that says about me. Captain Jack was not always good, nor always bad. He was mostly interested in what was good for Captain Jack. Fortunately, the free-spirited pirate also had a soft spot for series protagonists Will and Elizabeth. Good for a quip and probably insane, I like Captain Jack for the same reason I like Luna: he has faith.

5. Ned the Piemaker—Pushing Daisies


The facts were these: Ned is the main character from the sadly cancelled series about a man gifted (and cursed) with a touch that can wake the dead. He and his delightfully named friends, Emerson Cod, Olive Snook, and Charlotte “Chuck” Charles, solve murders and work on their angsty pasts. Ned’s abandonment issues, his touch issues, and his quirky romance with formerly dead Chuck somehow made for laugh out loud television and a truly touching character. If you missed this show, here’s a glimpse.

4. Captain Malcolm Reynolds—Firefly/Serenity


The third jerk with a heart of gold on my list and the second pirate preoccupied with nagging morals, this guy needs no further explanation.

3. Donna Noble—Doctor Who


The DoctorÂ’s companion for just one season, Donna was a temp worker from London before seeking out the wider universe. She was curious, occasionally bumbling, but always insightful. The Doctor first described her as not special or clever. Boy was he wrong. Not a complex character, but certainly my favorite companion of the new series. And I might as well mention it again: she had faith.

2. President Laura Roslin—Battlestar Galactica


Of course you know I’d have to have someone from BSG on the list. In fact, a list of the decade’s best could have been made of BSG characters alone. Roslin, however, stands above the rest. A woman with an impossible burden and—again—nothing but her faith to sustain her, she was alternately villainous and heroic, idealistic and pragmatic. As her cancer worsened, she demonstrated more likelihood to resort to the airlock than to diplomacy until she was even ready to steal elections and commit genocide. By then the show had moved from a black and white morality universe in the miniseries and early episodes to a grey and grey morality ‘verse (this is not coincidentally when it lost a lot of viewers). Her moral journey from Caprica to the new Earth is the most interesting of the entire show—partly because her character was most consistently written and acted.

And finally, a character the majority of you havenÂ’t heard of and will probably never know:

1. Cortana—Halo, Halo 2, Halo 3


In the Halo first-person shooters, Cortana is literally a voice in the main character’s head. But that’s not all she is. An Artificial Intelligence modeled on Master Chief’s mentor, she helps him on his mission, often breaking away to complete tasks of her own. The two are a team, with faith in each other and not much else. At the end of the second game, she stays behind to confront the series' Big Bad—the Gravemind—alone. It was heartbreaking as the reluctant Master Chief swears to come back for her. And she got a tear or two when she admonished him, “Don’t make a girl a promise, if you know you can’t keep it.”

Of course, we knew Master Chief wouldn’t leave her at the mercy of…well, whatever it was the Gravemind was. In the third game he eventually goes back for her, even though she’s damaged and probably approaching rampancy, a condition AIs face where they go pretty much nuts after a certain amount of input. There’s genuine love between the Master Chief and the AI—as much as there can be—and at the very end of the game, as she starts her potentially limitless vigil over his cryosleeping body, she tells him she will miss him. He tells her to wake him when she needs him. I cry.

Why do I like her so much? Cortana is smart and sarcastic, fighting for a worthy cause, and always stands by her man. Just as the game Halo set the bar for first-person shooters that followed in the past decade, she is the benchmark for supporting characters in video games. She was the Action Girl without a body. She was humor and dry wit in what was a pretty horrific end-of-all-life-in-the-galaxy story.

Honorable Mention: Aloysius Pendergast
This FBI special agent was introduced in Lincoln Douglas and Preston ChildÂ’s late 1990s thrillers Relic and Reliquary as a supporting character. He became the protagonist of most of their novels in the past decade. A man of unusual temperament, breeding, and intuition, heÂ’d have definitely made the list if not for his late 1990s origin.

Honorable Mention: Captain Jack Harkness—Doctor Who & Torchwood
Another rogue with a heart of gold, I omitted him from the list because thereÂ’s already too many angst-y, pirate-y jerks up there and Donna Noble really deserved the Doctor Who spot. But, really, who doesnÂ’t love Jack Harkness?

So thatÂ’s the list. What do you got and what should I go back and see/read/play?

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 10:04 AM | Comments (274)
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1 Really?

More like a top 10 list for Geeks who don't get out much.


Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 10:08 AM (V8B//)

2 Cortona??? Really? I would have picked Master Chief over her. Or how about Sheppard from Mass Effect?

Posted by: Mike In BA at December 29, 2009 10:08 AM (1hSHv)

3 Cortona = Love the geek will never have

Master Chief = The guy who beat you up at school

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 10:09 AM (V8B//)

4 2. President Laura Roslin—Battlestar Galactica

Hated her.  She was a political hack, yet she wouldn't let Adama rig the election and so set her people up for destruction.

A little more Pinochet would have been better.

Posted by: toby928 at December 29, 2009 10:11 AM (PD1tk)

5 and Im OUTRAGED, OUTRAGED i say that there is no "Twilight" character...

Posted by: Mike In BA at December 29, 2009 10:11 AM (1hSHv)

6 I'm not even gonna get started on Scrubs...

That show is nothing more then a "chick" show... and most guys are forced into watching that CRAP

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 10:12 AM (V8B//)

7 I'll put in another vote for Benjamin Linus of LOST.  He is evil and pathetic.  He lies constantly and yet you believe him every time he says something new because he's the only one feeding you information. He's a complete enigma and yet his psychological development is laid out for you.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 29, 2009 10:12 AM (/5b65)

8 Is this a Joke?

This has to be a Joke..

Right?

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 10:12 AM (V8B//)

9 Greg House.

Posted by: Dave@ at December 29, 2009 10:14 AM (IwKSD)

10 Bryan Mills, Taken.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 29, 2009 10:15 AM (YQTVx)

11 I'd include Echo from Dollhouse.

Posted by: RapidTransit at December 29, 2009 10:16 AM (nRUFW)

12 Bingo on Donna Noble - she really put some life into Dr Who during her tenure, especially the episode 'Silence in the Library'.  Also like Agent Pendergast - Preston and Child are among the very few who are writing proper modern literature, as opposed to just putting stories on paper.

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at December 29, 2009 10:16 AM (yKw7P)

13

I have a suggestion for you.  I love the books and the character so much, I had to go back and verify that the first book was published in 2000.

Harry Dresden (The Dresden Files book series by Jim Butcher).

If you haven't heard of or read this series, I highly suggest you give it a try.  It's kind of a "Harry Potter for adults" type series that has just gotten better and better with every book (I believe there's 12 or so in the series now).

Posted by: conservativeinthecity at December 29, 2009 10:18 AM (i3tSP)

14 Al Swearingen.

Posted by: angler at December 29, 2009 10:18 AM (SwjAj)

15 Hunh. Every one of them's white. Hunh. Brown people are scary, but they can occasionally be good, too.

Posted by: notropis at December 29, 2009 10:19 AM (mUrmJ)

16 Gordon Ramsey.

Posted by: Dave@ at December 29, 2009 10:19 AM (IwKSD)

17

Tobias Funke. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. That is all.

Posted by: kevin at December 29, 2009 10:19 AM (f9uUq)

18 Amish..that's a great nominee. A master manipulator and swine, Linus is. I would just add John Locke to the list. Woefully abused his whole life and finally approaching validation. February can't come soon enough for this fan.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at December 29, 2009 10:19 AM (rQTdM)

19 Silence in the Library

I love that episode. One of my favorites.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 29, 2009 10:19 AM (mvfNc)

20 Aloysius Pendergast -- love that guy.

My nomination: Odd Thomas (Dean Koontz character)

Posted by: Mongerel at December 29, 2009 10:20 AM (loJMW)

21 No mention of Mitch Rapp?

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2009 10:20 AM (QrA9E)

22
This has to be a Joke..

That's what I'm thinking.

This is the worst Top 10 list I've seen since Bumper Stickerist's Top 10 movies list.

Posted by: P☺sted by: at December 29, 2009 10:20 AM (SNRJL)

23 If we're nominating video game characters here, you shouldn't ignore Kreia from Knights of the Old Republic 2. An astoundingly well-written RPG villain/mentor who manages to give the push the character both towards and away from corruption at the same time is one thing. But in a Star Wars game? You wouldn't imagine it could be done if they hadn't already succeeded.

Posted by: Annaeus Seneca at December 29, 2009 10:21 AM (WNXnx)

24 What am I?!!!

Posted by: Kara Thrace at December 29, 2009 10:22 AM (itSR8)

25 Nailed it on Donna Noble. She started out as a boorish nitwit who couldn't even notice major events happening around her. But she made the Doctor a better person. I can't see Rose forcing him to save at least one family from Pompeii, for example. And in the end, man did she pay a price worse than death. Those last few minutes still bring a tear to my eye. And yep, Jack Harkness is teh shit. But he's not quite as interesting as Donna.

Posted by: Zorachus at December 29, 2009 10:23 AM (qc/CQ)

26

22 No mention of Mitch Rapp?

*face palm*

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at December 29, 2009 10:23 AM (rQTdM)

27 @9 I too was surprised to read Tidus' write-up and see the pronoun he. That half-shirt showing the midriff is better placed on a female.

Posted by: DSkinner at December 29, 2009 10:23 AM (ZZd9o)

28 I'm a what? Yer crazier than a latrine rat!

Posted by: Saul Tigh at December 29, 2009 10:24 AM (itSR8)

29 Peter Bishop from Fringe, although he's perhaps a little young (in storyline terms) to include on the list. He's spent the entire show reconciling with his father, except his father stole him from his bed in a parallel universe after Peter.0 died in childhood, and he won't find out until later this season. GAH I cannot wait for the spring episodes.

Posted by: Joanna at December 29, 2009 10:24 AM (gJQTg)

30

"Silence in the Library

I love that episode. One of my favorites.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 29, 2009 02:19 PM (mvfNc) "

 

 

That's where I took my name from.  Glad to see that Stephen Moffet, who wrote that one (as well as 'Blink') is taking over as producer of Dr Who.  I heard he is writing six of the episodes for 2010.

Posted by: Vashta.Nerada at December 29, 2009 10:24 AM (yKw7P)

31 I like your style, Gabe. Though I might quibble with some choices, I will instead just offer a few alternates of my own. Oh, and Mjim, sorry to disappoint you, but the geeks and dorks of your youth are now the people you work for. Well, unless you work for The One. Which you probably do.

Enough of the goofball. I would say that not having a LOST character is a big miss. We will see how the series ends, but the character elements have been astounding. Linus is a good choice, as noted by AmishDude. John Locke would be my choice - again with the faith element that you like Gabe. The other possible choice for me would be Said. Aside from being an ass kicker with a (mostly) clear understanding of what needs to be done, to bring a character that was an Iraqi Army torturer into a series and NOT have him be an overt political statement in either direction is praiseworthy by itself.

From pseudo-fictional (because they are based on real history but are characters who have been created through amalgamation or literary license), I think you need to include Vorenus and Pullo from HBO's Rome. Cheating to have two, I know, but like BSG, the character list from Rome could populate the top 10 by itself.

I probably have others, that's off the top of my head. Great lists, keep them coming!

Posted by: Beta Phi at December 29, 2009 10:24 AM (2dZ+6)

32 Jack Bauer.


Posted by: EC at December 29, 2009 10:25 AM (iWj1i)

33

Charles Bartowski needs to be on this list. Laura Roslin does not.

 

Posted by: BC at December 29, 2009 10:26 AM (VCDwX)

34

My non-favored favorite???..

...TOTUS!!

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at December 29, 2009 10:26 AM (AnTyA)

35 Cortana has nice titties.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 29, 2009 10:27 AM (ebNyw)

36  Glad to see that Stephen Moffet, who wrote that one (as well as 'Blink') is taking over as producer of Dr Who.

Also, the Doctor's wife (played by the AWESOME Alex Kingston) is coming back for at least one ep!

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 29, 2009 10:28 AM (mvfNc)

37 Joe Biden.

He's fiction, right?

RIGHT?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 29, 2009 10:29 AM (/5b65)

38 No characters from Lost? When you have such epic, well-written, badass characters like Sayid Jarrah, Sawyer, Benjamin Linus, and Desmond Hume? No excuse.

Posted by: Beantown at December 29, 2009 10:30 AM (97vyB)

39

While I agree with Mitch Rapp, I believe he is ineligible for this list as he made his first appearance in 1999 in "Transfer of Power".

Posted by: conservativeinthecity at December 29, 2009 10:30 AM (i3tSP)

40 She was curious, occasionally bumbling, but always insightful. The Doctor first described her as not special or clever. Boy was he wrong.

Eh? That description fits MOST of the companions.

I guess if your exposure to the Doctor comes from the reborn series, and not the originals, Donna seems impressive. But compared to Leela and Sarah Jane?

Then toss in the companions who were acknowledged as competent: the Romanas, Nyssa, etc.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 29, 2009 10:31 AM (ZJ/un)

41  Vorenus and Pullo from HBO's Rome

Damn, I forgot about Rome. You're right. There were some darn good characters there.

As far as LOST goes, I never really got into it. Watched the first season and had to bail on the second. Tried to start watching again when ABC put them all on the web, but just couldn't make myself be interested.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 29, 2009 10:31 AM (mvfNc)

42 I nominate the fictional character of "Moderate Obama."  Hell, he even got elected President.

Posted by: JohnTant at December 29, 2009 10:31 AM (tVWQB)

43 Beta Phi,

I see i hit a nerve...
You are getting Nerds and Geeks confused.

I am a full fledge and "older" Nerd with a capital N

Geeks wouldn't know good art if it bit them.

Let me put it this way.. Geeks LOVED Star Wars episode 1. Nerds rejected it.

So many were missed in this list that have more substance then these shallow characters.

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 10:31 AM (V8B//)

44 No characters from Lost?

He said "best", not "worst".


Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 29, 2009 10:32 AM (ZJ/un)

45 President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Oh, +1.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 29, 2009 10:32 AM (NtiET)

46
Bert "Sock" Wysocki

Posted by: bulwark at December 29, 2009 10:33 AM (YsFYg)

47 Dexter Morgan.

Posted by: angler at December 29, 2009 10:33 AM (SwjAj)

48 Just wanted to pile on to the Donna Noble love.  Arguably the best character in the whole DW reboot.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 29, 2009 10:33 AM (NHvLJ)

49 I add my vote to ROME as well... That was a fantastic mini series.

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 10:34 AM (V8B//)

50 Come on -- Sam Fisher, he has led Joe Biden into believing in a "magic ninja" solution for A-stan.

Posted by: Jean at December 29, 2009 10:35 AM (tJF9l)

51 So many were missed in this list that have more substance then these shallow characters.

Mjim, please, we're happy to hear your suggestions.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 29, 2009 10:36 AM (mvfNc)

52 And damn if "Farscape" doesn't miss the decade by a year.


Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 29, 2009 10:36 AM (ZJ/un)

53 Seriously? Step slowly away from the keyboard, fanboy.

Jack Bauer
Anton Chighur
Al Swearingen
Don Draper
Tony Soprano
The Joker
Napoleon Dynamite
McLovin
Creed Bratton

Posted by: iowahawk at December 29, 2009 10:36 AM (veL4N)

54 Dexter Morgan.

Meh. The show lost me with this season's finale. They had a chance to have the character grow in a positive way, and instead decided to head for destruction.


Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 29, 2009 10:37 AM (ZJ/un)

55 Kratos from God of War, aka Dick Cheny.


Posted by: whostolemycheese at December 29, 2009 10:37 AM (FFb/c)

56 18

Tobias Funke. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. That is all.

Posted by: kevin at December 29, 2009 02:19 PM (f9uUq)

+ bajillion

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2009 10:38 AM (pLTLS)

57

Transfer of Power - June 1, 2000.  Mitch Rapp makes the list.

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2009 10:39 AM (QrA9E)

58 Jack Bauer

Overrated.

Anton Chighur
Al Swearingen
Don Draper

Who?

Tony Soprano

Meh.

The Joker

Originated in the 1950s, I believe.

Napoleon Dynamite

A whiny simpleton made popular only because no one will admit the movie sucked.

McLovin
Creed Bratton

Who?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 29, 2009 10:39 AM (ZJ/un)

59 he originated much earlier, otherwise i would add samwise.

i liked ewan mcgregors character in the island.

denzel's character in man on fire

team america character?  psych? burn notice?


Posted by: A.G. at December 29, 2009 10:39 AM (jBPzC)

60 President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

indubitably. +10 googleplex

Posted by: iowahawk at December 29, 2009 10:40 AM (veL4N)

61 I would second Al Sweringen, or really any of the main characters from Deadwood, hell even E.B.

Posted by: Mike In BA at December 29, 2009 10:40 AM (1hSHv)

62 no 'moderate Obama' in the recent, fictional reality show called "The Campaign Trail"?  racists.

Posted by: Barry O. at December 29, 2009 10:40 AM (jBPzC)

63 angler already nominated my pick - Al Swearengen has got to be the biggest jerk with a heart of gold (pyrite at least) of all time.

Posted by: Roger Wilco at December 29, 2009 10:41 AM (/Zyfq)

64 Mr. Somesay.

Posted by: angler at December 29, 2009 10:41 AM (SwjAj)

65 Dick Cheney's cock and John Bolton's moustache.

Posted by: Dave@ at December 29, 2009 10:41 AM (IwKSD)

66

No Dwight K. Schrute?

Could possibly be the greatest tv character of all time, let alone the decade.

Excuse me, I have to go read the fax from the future I just received.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2009 10:41 AM (pLTLS)

67 Ricky Bobby
Ron Burgundy

Posted by: iowahawk at December 29, 2009 10:42 AM (veL4N)

68

Sorry Gabe, i've never even heard of 75% of those people, but then again i don't get the scifi network or play video games

 

I think these people should be on the list

Dexter Morgan

Don Draper

Jack Bauer(even though i stopped watching long ago)

The entire cast of Arrested Development(fuck you the best series ever)

 

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 10:42 AM (wuv1c)

69 dammit #46.  I was thinking that when i was typing the list.

Posted by: A.G. at December 29, 2009 10:42 AM (jBPzC)

70 Oh GOD! How could I forget:

JUST ABOUT ANY REGULAR CHARACTER FROM THE VENTURE BROS!

Dr. Girlfriend? Master Billy Quizboy? Dr. Orpheus? The Phantom Limb?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 29, 2009 10:42 AM (ZJ/un)

71 Vic, that's the publish date of the paperback.  Hardcover first print was July, 1999.

Posted by: conservativeinthecity at December 29, 2009 10:43 AM (i3tSP)

72 Iowahawk,

Thank you... all great picks...

What about Larry David? in Curb your enthusiasm.

What about Liberty City? The star of Grand Theft Auto 4.. Surly a whole city can beat up on a helpless halo chick

I really don't feel like going through and making a list. I just know that
there are far better picks.

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 10:43 AM (V8B//)

73
i liked ewan mcgregors character in the island.

The movie was a remake of "Clonus: The Parts Horror", so the character did not actually originate in this decade.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 29, 2009 10:43 AM (ZJ/un)

74

Larry David, yeeeessssssss!

After all we all know a beloved "aunt"

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2009 10:44 AM (pLTLS)

75

2nd Lieutenant Major Rack from Stargate: Universe.

UU

Posted by: Mo the unhappy terrorist blow at December 29, 2009 10:44 AM (2qU2d)

76 Walt Kowalski - Gran Torino.

Posted by: angler at December 29, 2009 10:44 AM (SwjAj)

77

What about Larry David? in Curb your enthusiasm.

Not a character; he's playing himself. And he's an asshole. Not a respectable asshole, just an ordinary asshole.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 29, 2009 10:44 AM (ZJ/un)

78 Dexter, but only from the books.

Posted by: huerfano at December 29, 2009 10:45 AM (1+C5d)

79

Tobias Funke.

 

+1

The worlds first practicing AnalRapist.  Half Analyst, Have Therapist and the author of my favorite book "The Man Inside Me".

 

Kind of like how in England they call tourists poofters?

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 10:45 AM (wuv1c)

80 Master Shake
Meadwad
Frylock
Carl Brutananadilewski

Posted by: iowahawk at December 29, 2009 10:45 AM (veL4N)

81 Been so long I can't even remember her characters full name. "Mac" from JAG for her big, umm, brown eyes, and Jethro Gibbs for his strength to keep on keepin on and professionalism.

Posted by: teej at December 29, 2009 10:45 AM (c459z)

82 Mongerel, my sis-in-law agrees with your Odd Thomas suggestion and is loaning me the books to take home with me.


Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 29, 2009 10:45 AM (mvfNc)

83 Luna, Dr. Cox, & Donna--I like.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 29, 2009 10:46 AM (DxGuW)

84

Jack Bauer.  yes, he's obvious, but he's obvious simply because he is such a great character.

Al Swearingen.  The greatest character in television history, played by one of the best actors on TV.  If he isn't on this list, you obviously didn't see Deadwood.

I think you need to throw an honorable mention Titus Pullo's way as well.

Posted by: Headhunt23 at December 29, 2009 10:46 AM (OMCBg)

85 Peter La Fleur.

Posted by: flashman at December 29, 2009 10:46 AM (tsBuZ)

86

 Dexter, but only from the books.

are you kidding? The first book was great, but the rest were just god awful. I quit reading after the third one they got so bad.

The series is great. Season one was absolutely perfect. While not exactly like the book, it was still fantastic. Seasons 2 and 4 were very good as well. Season 3...well we are to never speak of season 3 or jimmy smitts acting ability here.

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 10:46 AM (wuv1c)

87

Master Shake
Meadwad
Frylock
Carl Brutananadilewski

 

iowahawk? are you a college stoner?

If so, my vote is Harvey Birdman

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 10:47 AM (wuv1c)

88 What am I?!!!

Posted by: Kara Thrace at December 29, 2009 02:22 PM (itSR


Nobody knows, not even Ron Moore.  The popular money is on "angel".

Posted by: Intrepid at December 29, 2009 10:47 AM (92zkk)

89 That knocked out some excellent characters that may have been created earlier, but who really came into their own in the past ten years. Thems the breaks, right?

Why?  If you're going to arbitrarily define the span of a decade, why not just redefine it the way you want.

I personally hope the most amazingly badass villain / movie / pop culture phenomena of the decade happens next year so you can suck on that while quoting me some more Humpty Dumpty.

- Mathematically sound, properly understood definition of a decade?  Pedantry spread by social misfits.

- Humpty Dumpty quotes written by a commenter replying to a post by Volokh on an Internet site?  Speaking truth to power, baby, any way you slice it.

Posted by: Dutch Rudder at December 29, 2009 10:48 AM (8/DeP)

90 phhhfff I give up.. Gabriel hats off for makin' a list.
For some reason it assaulted my sensibilities, let us unite under Obama
Who should be #1 on this list.

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 10:48 AM (V8B//)

91 Jar Jar Binks. Game. Set. Match.

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 10:48 AM (wuv1c)

92 re: 77

hadnt heard of the lawsuit until now.

Posted by: A.G. at December 29, 2009 10:48 AM (jBPzC)

93 Blackjack Geary from the "Lost Fleet" series by Jack Campbell..since we are getting all geekish.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth (now with 100% more smugness!) at December 29, 2009 10:48 AM (wgLRl)

94 Lotta folks here need to get their own blog.

Posted by: spongeworthy at December 29, 2009 10:49 AM (rplL3)

95 Rob Crawford - if you don't know who Al Swearengen is, you just didn't see Deadwood.  He's better than any other character on this list and you owe it to yourself to rent all three seasons and do a marathon.

Posted by: Headhunt23 at December 29, 2009 10:49 AM (OMCBg)

96 Wow... apparently we read/watch/play most of the same stuff.

I missed BSG, Halo, and the FF series; but the rest I'm with you; right up until:

Honorable Mention: Captain Jack Harkness—Doctor Who & Torchwood

Seriously?  I hated that guy.  Especially what he did in Torchwood.  He sold children to an alien race "for the good of all'; then put his kid up for the sacrifice on the 2nd go-round?  He thought paying the Danes was a good plan the first time through? 

He had people running around with no clue what was going on in the Torchwood series more often than not; he didn't trust his team, they didn't trust him; and they screwed up, more often than not from that lack of trust.

Sorry, never really liked him.  Donna Noble rocked, Ned the Piemaker, Looney Luna, Shaun, Mal & Firefly, definitely left a positive mark; Dr Cox and Capt. jack were ok likeable characters... but I wasn't fond of Jack Harkness pretty much from the get-go.

Posted by: Gekkobear at December 29, 2009 10:49 AM (X0NX1)

97 Anyone from Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow or The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 10:50 AM (wuv1c)

98

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Posted by: Aaron at December 29, 2009 10:50 AM (TxQvv)

99

No Borat?  Borat easily in the top ten.

98 Lotta folks here need to get their own blog.

Blogging one or two times a week is doable.  But Jesus, man, just look at the sheer amt of content up on this thing every day!  I love this site.

Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2009 10:50 AM (e8YaH)

100 Rob Crawford,

Curb your enthusiasm is NOT a reality show.
Though Larry David plays himself, it is a show, not a documentary.

Therefore Larry David as portrayed in Curb, is a Character.

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 10:50 AM (V8B//)

101 Someone mentioned Rome, Titus Pullo was a good character. Its a shame the series was so expensive they could only afford two seasons.

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 10:50 AM (wuv1c)

102 I would add Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dr. Gregory House, Rose Tyler, Shawn Spencer, & Michael C. Scott.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 29, 2009 10:52 AM (DxGuW)

103 Kaiser Sousex

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 10:52 AM (wuv1c)

104 Monk
House

Posted by: Corona at December 29, 2009 10:53 AM (woZIc)

105 +1 for Dr. Funke. I was lukewarm throughout the first portion of Arrested Development's pilot, until he donned the pirate costume. The show won me over right there.

"Are you a pirate? I'd say so, sir. Look at the blouse!"

Posted by: stanthecaddy at December 29, 2009 10:53 AM (UKELC)

106

The Joker

Originated in the 1950s, I believe.

1939.


JUST ABOUT ANY REGULAR CHARACTER FROM THE VENTURE BROS!

The Monarch.

 

Also forgetting:  Adrian Monk

Posted by: Truman North at December 29, 2009 10:55 AM (e8YaH)

107 Vic Mackey and/or Shane Vendrell from The Shield

Gemma on Sons of Anarchy

Adrian Monk

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 29, 2009 10:55 AM (l1Wlr)

108 Agreed @ 105.  Rome was outstanding.

Posted by: Dutch Rudder at December 29, 2009 10:55 AM (8/DeP)

109

House has to be one of the worst shows ever. The formula is so simple and they do it every episode. I did watch the first season, but quit because all of the other seasons were the exact same. Just change a patients name and blamo you have a new episode.

I've never seen monk but a lot of people seem to like it. I have a feeling it isn't really an accurate depitction of someone who has obsessive compulsive OCD. I've been around and am related to some people like that and believe me they are unbearble after 10 minutes.

 

 

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 10:56 AM (wuv1c)

110 Achmed the Dead Terrorist

SILENCE!


Titus Pullo was a good character. Its a shame the series was so expensive they could only afford two seasons.

Eh...at the very end of the second season he walks away with a kid sidekick.  Classic show-ending shark jumping, the new kid sidekick (no offense to Scott Baio).  Those two seasons would have been severely diminished by the addition of the kid sidekick.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 29, 2009 10:57 AM (NtiET)

111

+1 for Dr. Funke. I was lukewarm throughout the first portion of Arrested Development's pilot, until he donned the pirate costume. The show won me over right there.

"Are you a pirate? I'd say so, sir. Look at the blouse!"

 

Possibly one of the best lines ever (in context of course)

"I think I just blue myself"

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 10:57 AM (wuv1c)

112 Those asshole plastic surgeons on nip/tuck.

Posted by: Aaron at December 29, 2009 10:57 AM (TxQvv)

113 Who is Creed Bratton?

Creed steals candy bars.
Creed steals office equipment and sells it online.
Creed steals a laminating machine from the sheriff's office, used to start a fake ID business which he runs from his car.
Attaches his wedding card to another guest's gift.
Lives in Toronto three days a week to take advantage of the welfare state; he spends the remainder of the week living in the office, sleeping on the couch in reception and using the water-cooler and paper towel to bathe.
Has faked his own death and, at one point, was living off of his life insurance payout.
Is a flasher.
Creed says that he may have made love to a man during the 1960's.
Creed thinks it's okay for babies to play with paper clips, even though it is pointed out the baby may swallow them. (He has extra paper clips.)
Creed prefers natural, un-augmented breasts. "Swing low, sweet chariots," as he puts it.
Creed seems to work on his blog frequently, but he doesn't know that it's just a Word document that Ryan set up for him, telling Creed it was a blog. Ryan says he read some of it, that it was disturbing, and that the rest of the world did not need to be exposed to Creed's mind.
At the blood drive, Creed steals blood and blood taking equipment.
Creed claims to had his own radio show in the 1970s, using the name "DJ Wacky Weed Creed."
Creed has extensive knowledge of potentially addictive pain killers.
Creed claims to have spent time in an iron lung as a teenager.

Posted by: iowahawk at December 29, 2009 10:59 AM (veL4N)

114 Joy Turner and Catalina (They Call Me Earl)

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at December 29, 2009 10:59 AM (n1JN0)

115 Lost confuses me and makes me sad.

Posted by: Ahkmed at December 29, 2009 11:00 AM (YQTVx)

116 What about Portal?

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 11:00 AM (V8B//)

117 Sounds like Creed Bratton = The Most Interesting Man in the World

Posted by: Jay in Ames at December 29, 2009 11:00 AM (UEEex)

118 Lightning McQueen

Posted by: Aaron at December 29, 2009 11:00 AM (TxQvv)

119

I'm going to chickify the tread here a bit (so deal!):

Lorelia Gilmore

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2009 11:01 AM (pLTLS)

120 op cit.  Jack Bauer, the Jack Bauer Power Hour  aka '24' will be the show the decade will be remembered by in 2050.

Richard Hatch - Survivor, the original stratemagizin' alliance-having  a-hole on a reality show.

Toby Ziegler - West Wing - The man raised sotto voce acting to an art form.

Stewie Griffin - the only thing funnier than a smart-alecky baby who's actually funny is a smart-alecky sperm who's smart-alecky.  And Stewie was each.

Seth Green - as Seth Green on "Robot Chicken", and "Robot Chicken" in general.

Tim Gunn - He's not so much a side-kick to Heidi and the judges, but a guide for the viewers and the show's contestants.  Class act, smart, witty, urbane, in an absolutely good sense....

-


Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 29, 2009 11:01 AM (ruzrP)

121 Roger the Alien

Posted by: Aaron at December 29, 2009 11:02 AM (TxQvv)

122

Possibly one of the best lines ever (in context of course)

"I think I just blue myself"


One of my favorite Tobias gags ever- he leaves a note for Lindsey and signs it "T (Tobias)".

Posted by: stanthecaddy at December 29, 2009 11:02 AM (UKELC)

123 Vic Mackey, definitely. Should be at or near No. 1 on the list.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2009 11:02 AM (89RxY)

124 I don't know, RDM's BSG never seemed to be written in a black/white style. The miniseries pretty much leaves the door open that humans deserve what they got - a notion that actually seemed to shift as the show moved ahead. I do like Roslin however, on the Trekbbs I could always tell the Liberals by those who despised her. Didn't always agree with her choices (namely her lets wipe out the Cylons with a virus plan. I agreed with what she did with Hera - it was practical given the Cylons desires to make a "Hera") but I understood why she made them. And New Caprica never would have happened if she had kept her office, they would have moved on. I also don't hate Baltar. Its Tyrol I came to be annoyed with by the end of the series.

Posted by: Rodney at December 29, 2009 11:02 AM (c6mrx)

125 Almost every character in Final Fantasy 12 was more interesting than Tidus. Except for Vaan, who was basically another version of Tidus. Also: No mention of perhaps the ultimate bad-ass in any game, Kratos? Talk about a tortured soul..

Posted by: Naqamel at December 29, 2009 11:03 AM (ElKyb)

126

Those asshole plastic surgeons on nip/tuck

i think they are having a series finale sometime soon and the show will come to an end.

I was bored and watched the last three episodes, not having seen any previous ones. It is over the top and creepy as hell.

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 11:04 AM (wuv1c)

127

iowahawk nailed Creed.

My favorite Creedism: The fact he's been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. Apparently you have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2009 11:05 AM (pLTLS)

128

Possibly one of the best lines ever (in context of course)

"I think I just blue myself"


One of my favorite Tobias gags ever- he leaves a note for Lindsey and signs it "T (Tobias)".

And that's why we always leave a note.

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 11:05 AM (wuv1c)

129

Rosie O'Donnell

Nothing that ugly and annoying can be real.

Posted by: Aaron at December 29, 2009 11:06 AM (TxQvv)

130 Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface, Pickles, and Charles Ofdensen.

Posted by: Naqamel at December 29, 2009 11:06 AM (ElKyb)

131

Malcolm In The Middle's dad (Bryan Cranston) having to turn to a life of crime as a cancer-stricken meth chemist and pusher, Walter Hartwell White, after Lois kills Reese (or vice versa) after moving to New Mexico and abandoning his old family and starting a new one in Breaking Bad. (Seeing as I've already been beaten to the Deadwood, Rome, and Madmen characters.)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2009 11:07 AM (2qU2d)

132 Alice from Resident Evil.

I like my women hot, and armed.

Posted by: toby928 at December 29, 2009 11:08 AM (PD1tk)

133 Creed Bratton has 4 toes on his right foot.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 29, 2009 11:08 AM (YQTVx)

134

Oh and since I'm chickifying, it must also be stated: Carrie Bradshaw

(ducks for cover)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2009 11:08 AM (pLTLS)

135

Garth and Hub;

We're old damnit, leave us alone!

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2009 11:09 AM (QrA9E)

136

Malcolm In The Middle's dad (Bryan Cranston) having to turn to a life of crime as a cancer-stricken meth chemist and pusher, Walter Hartwell White, after Lois kills Reese (or vice versa) after moving to New Mexico and abandoning his old family and starting a new one in Breaking Bad. (Seeing as I've already been beaten to the Deadwood, Rome, and Madmen characters.)

 

eh. i liked the first season. the second was kinda weak. don't know if i will tune in for the third. Also i feel disgusting for liking any of the characters in that series.

 

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 11:09 AM (wuv1c)

137 Gaius Baltar.

Posted by: Six at December 29, 2009 11:10 AM (T1boi)

138 Alright 80's baby. A second nomination on Gibbs (although, to be honest, if I was gonna get to spend some time with any of the characters from that show, Ziva). Ouch. We could have a wrestling match, hope I lose and end up on the bottom.

Posted by: teej at December 29, 2009 11:10 AM (c459z)

139 Creed steals toner from the Xerox machine to dye his hair.

Posted by: iowahawk at December 29, 2009 11:10 AM (veL4N)

140

Oh and since I'm chickifying, it must also be stated: Carrie Bradshaw

(ducks for cover)

 

you could also say hannah montana. She's made hundreds of millions, but i think the quality of carrie and hannah don't meet the top ten standards, but then again looking at gabe's list maybe they do

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 11:11 AM (wuv1c)

141 Dutch or Vic on The Shield.

Revan in Star Wars: KotOR.

John Crichton on Farscape (premiered in 1999, but the show became truly great in the 2000s).

Dr. Rodney McKay on Stargate: Atlantis.

And, of course, Jack Bauer.

Posted by: Timothy Watson at December 29, 2009 11:11 AM (1UCCk)

142 Posted by: conservativeinthecity at December 29, 2009 02:18 PM (i3tSP) I had to do the same! The Desden Files is a realy good hard boiled detective story, but instead of wielding a .45 like mike hammer he throws fireballs.

Posted by: Liquidflorian at December 29, 2009 11:12 AM (7BRPF)

143

Hannah Montana

The female cast of High School Musical

Posted by: Teenage boys everywhere at December 29, 2009 11:12 AM (HF2US)

144 GLEE!

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 11:12 AM (V8B//)

145 And this is where my age shows Vic. I have no idea who 95% of the characters being mentioned are.

Posted by: teej at December 29, 2009 11:13 AM (c459z)

146 *Curled up on a sofa, examining an issue of "**actor Pull" Magazine.


"Oooooh, look at all these parts!"

Posted by: Tobias Funke at December 29, 2009 11:13 AM (UKELC)

147

Creed was in the Grassroots

(true story)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2009 11:14 AM (pLTLS)

148 133 Denny Crane

Posted by: right at December 29, 2009 03:04 PM (EquV1)

And Alan Shore for that matter, even though he's a lib.

Posted by: Timothy Watson at December 29, 2009 11:14 AM (1UCCk)

149 Actually if we're with SATC I probably should have said Samantha Jones. She taught women *cough cough* how to have sex like a man.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2009 11:15 AM (pLTLS)

150 (true story)

They all are.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 29, 2009 11:16 AM (89RxY)

151

 And this is where my age shows Vic.

Me neither, especially if it is from TV as I do not watch anything on TV other than old movies and football.

I would automatically disqualify ANY TV charector from a show newer than 1969 except the early Jack Baur. TV now is a giant wasteland of teh suckitude.

 

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2009 11:17 AM (QrA9E)

152

10. Luna Lovegood—Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Who?  Tried watching Hairless Potter.  Honest.  Just didn't get what all the excitement was about.

9. Dr. Perry Cox—Scrubs

He looks like the guy from Platoon.  Other than that -- Who?


8. Tidus—Final Fantasy X

Okay, now I'm starting to get worried.  I really need to get out more.  I guess.  Dunno.

Okay, okay, okay.  So I'm not up-to-date.  Cancel my Pop Culture membership card.  Sheesh.  Who the hell are these people anyway?  Jack Sparrow?  Funny, made me laugh.  A little light in the loafers for my taste.

 

Captain Reynolds?  Very cool.  Extremely cool.  Is it any wonder SyFy is about to belly-up?  They let good shows like this one die too young.

Laura Roslin?  Okay, somebody answer this for me -- Please.  She was Secretary of Edumucation or sumpthin, right?  An appointed post, right?  Not elected, right?

Unless my understanding of The Constitution of The United States of America is way, way off (which is what the ascendency deal on BSG was based on) --

Appointed bureaucrats have as much standing to be CinC as my pet Collie.  Maybe less.  I kept watching and I kept waiting for someone to 'splain that one to me.  I don't recall it, if they did.

As for the rest.  I don't get it.  But that's okay.  Pop Culture changes with every generation.  Or every ten years, whichever comes first.

Not knocking your picks, just saying -- Maybe I'm just getting old.  Maybe, there's no maybe about it.

 

 

 

Posted by: Uncle Rick at December 29, 2009 11:17 AM (El8pC)

153 "Actually if we're with SATC I probably should have said Samantha Jones. She taught women *cough cough* how to have sex like a man."

Actually every character on that show is a man. A gay man. They just happened to be played by women.

Posted by: iowahawk at December 29, 2009 11:18 AM (veL4N)

154 Creed has never owned a refrigerator.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 29, 2009 11:18 AM (YQTVx)

155 Actually every character on that show is a man. A gay man. They just happened to be played by women.

Posted by: iowahawk at December 29, 2009 03:18 PM (veL4N)

Not according to the pics I saw of Kristin Davis. Wowzahs. Charlotte York she is not.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2009 11:19 AM (pLTLS)

156

Creed once made a sweet set of nunchucks out of items stolen from the Accoutns Receivables Department

Posted by: Ben at December 29, 2009 11:20 AM (wuv1c)

157 Dwight, from the Office!

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 11:21 AM (V8B//)

158 Creed Bratton has made wine in a toilet, out of ketchup.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 29, 2009 11:21 AM (YQTVx)

159 Dr. Gregory House - from House
Leroy Jethro Gibbs - NCIS

Posted by: Robert at December 29, 2009 11:22 AM (V+ylD)

160

As long as we are mentioning women, how about the hottest of the decade;

 

Tossup between Arwen (Liv Tyler) and Mikaela Banes (Megan Fox) (as long as the ugly tats are covered)

Posted by: Vic at December 29, 2009 11:22 AM (QrA9E)

161 @170 I agree.

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 11:26 AM (V8B//)

162

Life didn't last long, just the season-and-a-half with the writers' strike, but Detective Charlie Crews, his hot partner, Detective Dani Reese, and the other main characters were all good in my book. I'm glad that NBC at least gave the series a decent end by tying up the kidnapping thread loose end.

Crews was played by Damian Lewis of Band of Brothers, almost the entire cast of which should also make this best character list.

And let's not forget the hot babes of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Sarah Connors; Cameron, the hot Terminator; and the Australian Asian babe, Jesse Flores.

And let's not forget Cromartie/John Henry even though he cheated at Dungeons And Dragons. "Twenty." (He also played the Russian mobster bad guy in Life.)

Not the greatest characters in the universe, but I like The Big Bang Theory and the maid, Berta, from Two And A Half Men.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2009 11:27 AM (2qU2d)

163 Great list!  I was going to add some of my favorite video game and science fiction characters but then I remembered that I have personal relationships with actual people, including women, and was therefore not qualified.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at December 29, 2009 11:27 AM (+lsX1)

164

Stewey Griffin. Truly unique.

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 29, 2009 11:27 AM (uuZjB)

165 Creed has a friend named Jorge who will hook you up with anything you want, including "this amazing coffee that you snort".

Posted by: iowahawk at December 29, 2009 11:27 AM (veL4N)

166 Walt Kowalski

Posted by: cineaste at December 29, 2009 11:28 AM (ht2Zp)

167

Would it make sense to have him continually pull all the pranks on Dwight (which I think are some of the funniest scenes of the show) with him now being married and having a baby on the way?

Oh and hottest chick of the decade is Eva Mendes.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2009 11:28 AM (pLTLS)

168 Creed can catch a fish with his bare hands.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 29, 2009 11:28 AM (YQTVx)

169 Osama Bin Ladin! oh wait....

Posted by: Mjim at December 29, 2009 11:29 AM (V8B//)

170

Tossup between Arwen (Liv Tyler) and Mikaela Banes (Megan Fox)

Both ladies are certainly beautiful but Liv has something more going for her -- She was very feminine in her role and in real-life.  A rare trait among today's women.  Too many look like models but talk and walk and act like truck drivers.

Liv Tyler is a woman, Megan Fox is a blow-up doll.

Posted by: Uncle Rick at December 29, 2009 11:31 AM (El8pC)

171

Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When he gets in trouble he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider (shows passport of completely different identity)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2009 11:32 AM (pLTLS)

172 Mister Wu!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2009 11:33 AM (2qU2d)

173

Creed Thoughts:

"I believe the children are our future. Specifically Chinese children."

"Gambling for money is fun, but gambling for livestock is so much better. If you end up winning, you get the satisfaction of victory and a ride home."

"I like to tell time using the sun. If itÂ’s sunny, then itÂ’s time for work. If itÂ’s dark, then itÂ’s time to make money."

Posted by: iowahawk at December 29, 2009 11:33 AM (veL4N)

174 I like alot of the previous choices.  From TV, I'd add Tommy Gavin from Rescue Me.  The first couple seasons of that show were amazing imho.

Posted by: ATaLien at December 29, 2009 11:34 AM (SkRi5)

175 Another favorite Creed moment:  In the beginning of The Carpet episode where Todd Packer leaves a "surprise" on Michael's carpet, Creed walks in the office and says, "what's that smell, somebody making soup?"

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at December 29, 2009 11:35 AM (+lsX1)

176 Heh - OK Mjim, I hear where you are coming from. No nerve touched, was just defending Gabe's attempt at a list. You are not doing a list for the same reason I am not - it takes more effort than we want to put in. Credit Gabe for the effort first and foremost.

As for Lost - you should watch it. There is a slow chunk when the writers/producers were arguing with ABC (second half of second season, if I remember correctly, maybe beginning of third). But this previous season has shown that the entire story has some fantastic elements woven through it. Some seriously good referencing to literature, most specifically the Bible, but others as well.

Now, if this final season is done wrong, it will be a great disappointment. But if it's as good as I think it could be, Lost will be one of the great shows of the past decade. Worth digging into.

Posted by: Beta Phi at December 29, 2009 11:35 AM (2dZ+6)

177 After being drafted, Creed refused to serve in Vietnam when he found out he couldn't fight for the VC.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 29, 2009 11:38 AM (YQTVx)

178 My nomination: Odd Thomas (Dean Koontz character)

Posted by: Mongerel at December 29, 2009 02:20 PM (loJMW)


I second that.


Posted by: wuzrobbd at December 29, 2009 11:39 AM (Yl7GE)

179 my sis-in-law agrees with your Odd Thomas suggestion and is loaning me the books to take home with me.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 29, 2009 02:45 PM (mvfNc)


There is a brief, rather well-done 4-part webisode that introduces the character here:

http://oddthomas.deankoontz.com/

But of course it doesn't include the sidekicks and secondary characters that make Odd's stories so entertaining. I love Koontz for his mixture of wholesomeness and horror.

Posted by: Mongerel at December 29, 2009 11:39 AM (loJMW)

180 Creed's distinctive death-aroma comes his favorite food, mung beans.

Posted by: iowahawk at December 29, 2009 11:40 AM (veL4N)

181 Best character of the decade is either Tyrion Lanister from George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series, or Takeshi Kovacs from Richard K. Morgan's sci fi trilogy : Altered Carbon, Broken Angels , Woken Furies. If you haven't read either of those book series, you are missing out. Also, for TV I'd put Michael C. Hall 's Dexter character for Showtime on there...Gregory House from House also works...

Posted by: McDirty at December 29, 2009 11:42 AM (/YH+Q)

182 Creed only does #2 in the women's restroom, where he's "been caught several times and paid dearly".

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 29, 2009 11:44 AM (YQTVx)

183

 What do you got and what should I go back and see/read/play?

Joe Dirt, Alex Russo, and Towelie.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 29, 2009 11:44 AM (Vl5GH)

184 Vala Maldoran from Stargate SG-1's final season.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 29, 2009 11:48 AM (r6jpf)

185 Ahhh, McDirty - Tyrion Lannister is a GREAT call! But is that this decade? Would have to go look...can't remember since Martin is taking a full decade to continue the series. Starting feel all Robert Jordan. OK, not anywhere near that bad yet. But...

Posted by: Beta Phi at December 29, 2009 11:50 AM (2dZ+6)

186
One more...

Creed Bratton dated Squeaky Fromme.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 29, 2009 11:51 AM (YQTVx)

187 Vat about de BloodRayne? She iz ze best, ja?

Posted by: Uwe Boll at December 29, 2009 11:54 AM (8n1j5)

188 I love the Band of Brothers mention, Andycanuck. But BoB is a step further in the not-really-fictional characters than Rome. BoB is based entirely on recent, recorded history, complete with the real people who are represented in the series as technical consultants to the production. The BoB characters all belong at the top of any favorite list - because they are REAL heroes, not fictional or comic book or sci-fi or fantasy or video game heroes/villains. But Gabe's list was fictional characters, so I left them out.

Posted by: Beta Phi at December 29, 2009 11:54 AM (2dZ+6)

189 Nick Naylor in "Thank You for Smoking." Great character in the novel, and Aaron Eckhart nailed the role in the movie.

Posted by: rgh at December 29, 2009 11:57 AM (MiBr0)

190 Kenny Powers - Eastbound and down

Posted by: GOPEXPRESS at December 29, 2009 11:58 AM (eB6B0)

191

But BoB is a step further in the not-really-fictional characters than Rome.

A very valid point. I admit I was thinking more of actors as well as great, memorable characters they portrayed rather strictly (fictional) characters of the list. (And thinking of great series of the past decade too.)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2009 12:02 PM (2qU2d)

192

Hello? Jack Bauer, hands down.

Strong #2 Obama ... Fully media and Soros created fictional character.

Posted by: drillanwr at December 29, 2009 12:02 PM (1kwr2)

193 rather [than] strictly (fictional) characters of the list.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 29, 2009 12:03 PM (2qU2d)

194 Pendergast is great fun and a very entertaining creation.  I love Jim Butcher's Harry Dresden--kinda con, kinda lib, in all the right ways--but I think he's a '90s creation, too.  Too achy to look it up.

Posted by: ushie at December 29, 2009 12:03 PM (1kwr2)

195 Vic Mackey from The Shield.  There is no "better" heroic psychopath.

(Or even Shane Vendrell, if for no other reason than giving us his alias, Cleatus Van Damme)

Dexter Morgan, from Dexter. Close runner up in the heroic psychopath category.

Posted by: Saltyron at December 29, 2009 12:07 PM (ckgq6)

196 Joy Behar and the cast from that ABC TV cartoon show "The View".  Nobody can be that friggin idiotic in real life.

Posted by: drillanwr at December 29, 2009 12:07 PM (1kwr2)

197 204 Kenny Powers - Eastbound and down

Posted by: GOPEXPRESS at December 29, 2009 03:58 PM (eB6B0)


"You're F'n Out".  Nice call...

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at December 29, 2009 12:08 PM (n1JN0)

198 Jaenell SaDiablo

Ari, one of the Pillars of the World

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 29, 2009 12:11 PM (i0rVe)

199 Brock F*cking Samson, from The Venture Bros. (or any character from that show).  IGNORE ME!!!

Posted by: Saltyron at December 29, 2009 12:12 PM (ckgq6)

200 Michael Weston... Burn Notice

Posted by: JFK at December 29, 2009 12:14 PM (1AnxB)

201

I have to agree with Dr. Spank:

Bryan Mills, Taken

"I told you I would find you"

Posted by: PugBoo at December 29, 2009 12:18 PM (kC3nL)

202  hhh, McDirty - Tyrion Lannister is a GREAT call! But is that this decade?

I absolutely wanted to include him, but the first book came out all the way back in 1996.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at December 29, 2009 12:19 PM (mvfNc)

203 HAHA!  I KNEW who posted this as soon as I got to number 2 (who is a huge pile of number 2, btw).  She was the absolute worst character in the whole BSG series, slightly edging out the guy with the girl in his head, who in turn slightly edged out the guy with the acne problem.

Posted by: NYT at December 29, 2009 12:29 PM (FDaFm)

204 I see my namesake has popped up twice and while I obviously am a big fan of the GoW series, Kratos isn't really an "interesting" character in the sense that I think Gabe's referring to.  Kratos' dialogue and actions are all pretty much 1 dimensional - pure rage.  I like the story of Kratos because while he did get a raw deal from the gods, his plight is still pretty much his fault.

I think Gaia's more interesting even though you don't really see her (just hear her narration) and because she's at fault for the Titans' plight.   And I get the sense from GoW2 that Gaia's being a bit manipulative.   I get the sense that she's basically using Kratos for her own ends (to stop Zeus) but then she's going to get rid of him too.  GoW3 is supposed to end the series so I'll see if my intuition was correct.

But onto more video games, Blizzard has some good characters in their games.  For the sake of this post, Starcraft and Diablo are out, but Arthas in Warcraft 3 is a tragic character.  He starts off just trying to protect his kingdom from a plague that turns people into the undead, but his zeal and passion are his undoing as he eventually becomes corrupted and becomes the main champion of the undead that he was originally fighting.  From a Prince to a Death Knight, and then to the terrifying Lich King, Arthas story arc shows how even good people can become corrupt.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at December 29, 2009 12:38 PM (otlXg)

205

You have got to be kidding me. You mean the WORST?

Hello?

Jack Bauer?

TOTUS?

Don Draper?

Nero?

How 'bout Obama? Where the hell was he in 1999? Reading Alinsky and playing Acorn-man? He is definately a new "character"

 

Posted by: dagny at December 29, 2009 12:41 PM (q7gYN)

206 Lois and Hal--Malcolm in the Middle.

Posted by: stace at December 29, 2009 12:41 PM (g/wgk)

207 Sorry, these are all junk characters. Torchwood and Dr. Who are particularly stupid, the latter a shadow of it's fun self, the former mostly a gay-themed exercise in bisexuality designed to provide cheap "shocking" stuff. The Best: 1. Charlie Crews, played by Damien Lewis, "Life." 2. Chuck Bartowski, played by Zachary Levi, "Chuck." 3. John Casey, played by Adam Baldwin, "Chuck." 4. Captain Tidwell, played by Donal Logue, "Life." 5. Bryan Mills, played by Liam Neeson, "Taken." 6. Det. Danni Reese, played by Sarah Shahi, "Life." 7. Sarah Walker, played by Yvonne Strahowski, "Chuck." 8. Michael Westen, played by Jeffrey Donovan, "Burn Notice." 9. Sam Axe, played by Bruce Campbell, "Burn Notice." 10. Adrian Monk, played by Tony Shalhoub, "Monk." I can't believe Monk did not make it on your list. Or anyone from Burn Notice. Or Life (Lewis's controlled anger mixed with intelligent menace and lightness was tremendous, easily the best acting job of the decade). The lead actors on Chuck who have to be funny and serious at the same time, are a close second. It is interesting that most of these characters come from TV, particularly USA or NBC (despite the latter's ratings failures), with only really one memorable movie character.

Posted by: whiskey at December 29, 2009 12:41 PM (L03mw)

208 Gabe, I respect your choice at #2, but for me it's CPT Kara "Starbuck" Thrace.

She is every one of my dead brothers and sisters who went off to Valhalla just wanting five more minutes to finish that last motherfrakker off. Kara just got that overtime to finish her mission.

Posted by: SGT Dan at December 29, 2009 12:42 PM (HZpUJ)

209 Got ODST for Christmas. Nathan Fillion, Adam Baldwin and Alan Tudyk voice three of the main characters. And the characters they voice match up very nicely with their Firefly parts. And you play AS THEM! I haven't gotten much sleep for the past few days.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 29, 2009 12:43 PM (AfPnb)

210 If we're nominating video game characters here, you shouldn't ignore Kreia from Knights of the Old Republic 2. An astoundingly well-written RPG villain/mentor who manages to give the push the character both towards and away from corruption at the same time is one thing. But in a Star Wars game? You wouldn't imagine it could be done if they hadn't already succeeded.

WARNING: KOTOR2 SPOILERS BELOW

Kreia was a pompous, irritating gnat. The only thing that salvaged kotor 2 for me was that I got to mercilessly slaughter the stupid hag at the end.

Posted by: Charles Brooks at December 29, 2009 12:44 PM (xVKXy)

211 re:FFX
Have you played FFX2? It's all girl chars and it rules! It has extended and repeat play where you keep all your items and other good stuff and I'm still playing it here 6 years later Love it! You should have picked Yuni as the best char, tho

Posted by: ms. docweasel at December 29, 2009 12:49 PM (kgwdA)

212 I think I should nominate Omar from The Wire, just so he doesn't come after me with that shotgun.  Bubbles is pretty good, too.  Not often that a show has a story arc devoted to a junkie.

Posted by: Tim at December 29, 2009 12:50 PM (3Wewy)

213 Malcolm Reynolds win. Game, set, match.

Posted by: MlR at December 29, 2009 12:53 PM (M7wme)

214 There's one small problem with the chars most of you obsessing over and it is this: tv sucks, period. Only morons watch it.

Posted by: ms. docweasel at December 29, 2009 12:56 PM (kgwdA)

215

Ah! How could we forget? Man-made Global Warming!

 

Posted by: drillanwr at December 29, 2009 12:58 PM (1kwr2)

216 Titus? Should have picked Auron if you needed someone from X. Personally, if any from Final Fantasy games this decade, Vivi should have been the pick. He didn't say much but he was a fun character and when he did speak (his monologue), it was some of the best writing in IX

Posted by: fartbubble at December 29, 2009 12:58 PM (cBeTr)

217

Let's not forget Timmy (2000) and Jimmy Vulmer (2001) from South Park.

 

           CRIPPLE FIGHT !!!1!1!

Posted by: Tim at December 29, 2009 12:59 PM (3Wewy)

218 Kenpachi from Bleach

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 29, 2009 01:06 PM (i0rVe)

219 I mean, seriously, the guy has to wear an item that actually suppresses his awesomeness just to fight fair!
Kenpachi.
Oh, and Ichigo as well, just because the series revolves around him.

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 29, 2009 01:08 PM (i0rVe)

220 Hibiki from Vandread.

Thank you, Steven DenBeste for the recommendation.

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 29, 2009 01:09 PM (i0rVe)

221 Tidus was insufferable. So whiny and annoying. He is easily my most hated FF character ever. FFX also had some of the worst voice acting I've heard in a videogame. For FF, I would nominate Zidane from FFIX because he was something different once the FF series became 3D. He lacked the emo and sad, sad story the other main characters had. Best videogame character should be Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney series. He's funny, caring, smart, and an everyman. Also, the series would be a flop and boring if he wasn't in it.

Posted by: rex at December 29, 2009 01:13 PM (h50XM)

222

Completely agree about Donna Noble.  She was really refreshing as someone who was NOT expected to be a love interest for The Doctor (although they clearly had affection for one another, it was more on the brother-sister level). 

After what they did to her in the 4th season finale, I gave up on Doctor Who forever.  That's how much I liked her.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 29, 2009 01:16 PM (eNxMU)

223

Totally agree with you on Donna.  She was the only one who ever really called him on the carpet.  Always loved the running joke about them not being a couple.  Can understand the HM for Captain Jack.  If not for Mal Reynolds and the other Captain Jack (Sparrow) I would have put him in the Top Ten. Will be interested to see how they both factor in with Ten's swan song Saturday Night.

Posted by: Monica at December 29, 2009 01:23 PM (Oqe0b)

224 Best videogame character should be Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney series. He's funny, caring, smart, and an everyman. Also, the series would be a flop and boring if he wasn't in it.

Posted by: rex at December 29, 2009 05:13 PM (h50XM)

we get to find out in January with Miles' game. Can't say I was a big fan of Apollo Justice

Posted by: fartbubble at December 29, 2009 01:24 PM (cBeTr)

225 Sue Sylvester from Glee Dwight Schrute from The Office Butters from South Park President Camacho from Idiocracy Upgrayedd from Idiocracy

Posted by: rex at December 29, 2009 01:26 PM (h50XM)

226 Kenpachi from Bleach

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 29, 2009 05:06 PM (i0rVe)

Really? Couldn't get into the Bleach series other than the fighting game on the DS and that was because it's a good fighter for the DS

Posted by: fartbubble at December 29, 2009 01:27 PM (cBeTr)

227 If were going to have an HBO show on there, I suggest Omar Little from the Wire as one of the best characters of the decade.

"At this range? In this caliber? Even if I miss I don't miss."

Posted by: GeoSTI at December 29, 2009 01:32 PM (chyhr)

228 If were going to have an HBO show on there, I suggest Omar Little from the Wire as one of the best characters of the decade.

"At this range? In this caliber? Even if I miss I don't miss."

Posted by: GeoSTI at December 29, 2009 05:32 PM (chyhr)

can't disagree with that one, him and Bubbles made that show for me

Posted by: fartbubble at December 29, 2009 01:33 PM (cBeTr)

229 fartbubble, The Edgeworth game will be good. It has gotten good reviews in Japan. Miles and Gumshoe are fan favourites and while Miles isn't always funny, he is an interesting character and Gumshoe is great for comic relief. The thing with Phoenix's character is that he defines the series in a way that Edgeworth can't. Apollo Justice is a bad game mostly because the two main lawyers Apollo and Klavier are just boring and lack the back and forth Phoenix had with his rivals such as Edgeworth, Franziska, and Godot. Quite a few of the cases in that game are a chore to finish and not as fun overall as the cases in the first three games.

Posted by: rex at December 29, 2009 01:37 PM (h50XM)

230

Burn Notice - Michael Westen, 

Hot babe - Fiona played by Gabrielle Anwar

and of course Sam Axe played by Bruce Campbell.

Posted by: Ruprect at December 29, 2009 01:39 PM (vnL7t)

231 Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter series, but I would also add Professor Snape. I'll throw my vote in for Harry Dresden, too. If the characters hadn't originated so long ago, I'd add Samwise and, though her part was tiny, I love Eowyn. Though I like Liv Tyler as an actress, Arwen just annoyed the hell out of me. She and Frodo should go off somewhere together to angst and whine.

Posted by: AngelEm at December 29, 2009 01:41 PM (brCzq)

232 fartbubble,

The Edgeworth game will be good. It has gotten good reviews in Japan. Miles and Gumshoe are fan favourites and while Miles isn't always funny, he is an interesting character and Gumshoe is great for comic relief. The thing with Phoenix's character is that he defines the series in a way that Edgeworth can't. Apollo Justice is a bad game mostly because the two main lawyers Apollo and Klavier are just boring and lack the back and forth Phoenix had with his rivals such as Edgeworth, Franziska, and Godot. Quite a few of the cases in that game are a chore to finish and not as fun overall as the cases in the first three games.

Posted by: rex at December 29, 2009 05:37 PM (h50XM)

my main problem is that though he's been lighting up in the past games, he still has a huge stick up his ass. Hopefully it completely removed in his game.

Yeah, Gunshoe is a pretty cool character. He's like Batsuo's (Ghost In The Shell) fat, slower brother

Posted by: fartbubble at December 29, 2009 01:43 PM (cBeTr)

233 my main problem with the Dresden Files is that though it's fiction, it's set in Chicago and Butcher seems to have no clue at all about the city. It makes me cringe anytime I read any of them

Posted by: fartbubble at December 29, 2009 01:46 PM (cBeTr)

234

Tobias Funke from Arrested Development.

Shalimar Fox from Mutant X

Pretty much everyone from Farscape.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 29, 2009 01:46 PM (eNxMU)

235 I can nitpick some of your list but I'll give thumbs up to Malcolm Reynolds and Cortana.

Posted by: Great Cthulhu at December 29, 2009 01:47 PM (Pljlr)

236 How can Dexter now be on that list?

Posted by: BadgerHawk at December 29, 2009 01:48 PM (uv7hW)

237 Yeah! Crichton from Farscape was the best!

Posted by: Great Cthulhu at December 29, 2009 01:50 PM (Pljlr)

238 I'm assuming a lot of you got beat-up in high school.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 29, 2009 01:52 PM (YQTVx)

239 The "Thank You For Smoking" and "Taken" leading roles are definitely in the mix...good calls on both of those.

Posted by: Beta Phi at December 29, 2009 01:52 PM (2dZ+6)

240 How can Dexter now be on that list?

Posted by: BadgerHawk at December 29, 2009 05:48 PM (uv7hW)

which Dexter though? He's a lot different between the show and books


Yeah! Crichton from Farscape was the best!

Posted by: Great Cthulhu at December 29, 2009 05:50 PM (Pljlr)

Preferred Rygel or Ka D'Argo. Crighton was too big of a pussy. Plus it really wouldn't count though would it, the show did start in 1999

Posted by: fartbubble at December 29, 2009 01:55 PM (cBeTr)

241

Berta from Two and a Half Men
Donna Noble (times eleventy) (and come on, can't you count David Tennant's Doctor as a separate character? on account of he's so many new flavors of awesome?)
Jack Bauer
Greg House
Benjamin Linus
Sawyer (James Ford)
Adrian Monk
Sherry Palmer (David Palmer's wife in 24)
THE ENTIRE CAST OF FIREFLY (why single out the captain?)
Luna Lovegood

Posted by: dicentra at December 29, 2009 01:57 PM (dZVaP)

242 I'm assuming a lot of you got beat-up in high school.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 29, 2009 05:52 PM (YQTVx)

I sold pot in high school

Posted by: fartbubble at December 29, 2009 01:57 PM (cBeTr)

243 re: fartbubble
I think Yuni, arguably the central character and the only one, without whom, the story could not progress, is the most interesting, and quite a strong character to boot.

Willing to sacrifice her life so that civilisation, as they knew it, could live? Pretty good stuff for a teen-aged character. She was a natural leader as well, brave, fearless, strong, accomplished, pious, good, kind-hearted and without a speck of malice toward anyone. Dedicated, modest, aware of her shortcomings and persevered despite them.

The entire episode could have been quite easily accomplished with or without Tidus, IMHO.

At least vid games, you interact, you use strategy, you follow clues and work toward a goal and there is even the minor stuff like hand-eye coordination. TV is just such mindless crap. The only work-out you get is muting commercials, which, not oddly perhaps, I find very regular teevee addicts don't bother to do, soaking up all that noise and putrid toxic waste. What the hell is wrong with you people? Get a life :p

Posted by: ms. docweasel at December 29, 2009 02:11 PM (kgwdA)

244 The entire episode could have been quite easily accomplished with or without Tidus, IMHO.

Posted by: ms. docweasel at December 29, 2009 06:11 PM (kgwdA)

but we wouldn't have had Square releasing Dress Up X-2.


I actually have to admit to kinda liking that X-2 to be honest.


Posted by: fartbubble at December 29, 2009 02:14 PM (cBeTr)

245

Jack Shaftoe from Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle trilogy.

Read it and you will agree.

Posted by: JaneG at December 29, 2009 02:21 PM (4NBjl)

246 "Willing to sacrifice her life so that civilisation, as they knew it, could live? Pretty good stuff for a teen-aged character. She was a natural leader as well, brave, fearless, strong, accomplished, pious, good, kind-hearted and without a speck of malice toward anyone. Dedicated, modest, aware of her shortcomings and persevered despite them." The problem I have with her is that she seems too perfect. She's almost a Mary-Sue. I think characterization has always been FF's weakpoint once they became 3D. Characters like Terra and Celes are much better heroines and their shortcomings making them more compelling.

Posted by: rex at December 29, 2009 02:22 PM (h50XM)

247 >>I sold pot in high school

I sold pot to the people who sold pot in high school.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 29, 2009 02:24 PM (YQTVx)

248 Torrance Shipman (Kirsten Dunst) in Bring It On...

Posted by: Neo-con Artist at December 29, 2009 02:27 PM (n1JN0)

249

"Preferred Rygel or Ka D'Argo. Crighton was too big of a pussy. Plus it really wouldn't count though would it, the show did start in 1999

Posted by: fartbubble at December 29, 2009 05:55 PM (cBeTr) "

Rygel was coolly cynical but mostly he farted and hid from danger. Ka D'Argo rocked as the captain of Moya and just in general...but when you needed heroing and saving universe you called Crichton. That man made up every damn thing on the spot in the most awesome way possible. His speech to Emperor Staleek!

*Staleek: "Then why are you here?"

John stands back up on the table: "Because I... am an American.  And what does an American want?  Democracy?  Capitalism!  I want to sell out and settle down.  For one day only, it's a blue light special on aisle three.  My wormhole technology... and... a free set of steak knives for all the tea in China and anything you can imagine to pay me."*





Posted by: Great Cthulhu at December 29, 2009 02:37 PM (Pljlr)

250
1. Dr Greg House
2. Jack Bauer
3. Stewie Griffin
4. Det. Robert Goren
5. Dr Lisa Cuddy

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2009 02:52 PM (sYxEE)

251 1. Tallahassee from Zombieland. -A character so good that even Woody couldn't screw it up.

2. Lt. Aldo Raine. - A character that Charles Bronson could (and did) play.

3. Shrek and Donkey by Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy. Best in the first movie.


Posted by: sifty at December 29, 2009 03:13 PM (gyoAZ)

252 But the best of all:

Brock F'in Samson

Posted by: sifty at December 29, 2009 03:14 PM (gyoAZ)

253 You may enjoy the superhero team from Mike Stoklasa's, "Gorilla, Interrupted." - whose Phantom Menace piece have already sampled.

Posted by: Simon at December 29, 2009 03:19 PM (/d/hV)

254 Consume this, monkeyfucker.

P.S. I rubbed my buns on the stupid fucking faces of everyone on your list while they slept.  And I squirted a little bit of my mayo on Cortana's tits.

Posted by: Johnny Coldcuts at December 29, 2009 03:32 PM (rLmdZ)

255

I would definitely have to disagree with Tidus being on the list. I could barely make it through FFX because of his constant whining... "boo-hoo, I hate my dad and I'm going to whine the whole game, never mind the fact that serious stuff is going on here, I'm going to whine about myself, while one of my fellow party members is on a quest she'll likely have to sacrifice her life to save her world and doesn't whine."  That got pretty old pretty fast for me, as a fan of the FF series from the beginning.  Stereotypical whiny teenager of the sort that annoyed me even when I was a teenager.

I'd put Agent Casey from Chuck on the list.  I guess he's supposed to be a Hollywood's idea of a parody of (evil) right wing patriots, but I like him and find I agree with more of his comments than I should probably admit to. I wonder if Adam Baldwin has had some input on his character.   And who can forget one of his comments to the effect of "We can't get any information out of him since the new administration stopped waterboarding."  I'm sure it was supposed to be an outrageous comment.

Posted by: aggiebc at December 29, 2009 03:47 PM (ri7dk)

256 Juliet Burke from Lost? In her very first episode, she cold-cocked the insufferable Jack Shepherd. In last season's finale, she triggered an H-bomb with her fist. Plus, the actress has had unforgettable steamy sex scenes with the young Angelina Jolie, and the hotness carries over.


Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 29, 2009 03:51 PM (a5ljo)

257 I'm also way fond of Dr. Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory)/

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 29, 2009 03:56 PM (a5ljo)

258 Shawn from Psych.  
Adrian Monk - he's this decade, right? 

Posted by: no one you know at December 29, 2009 04:44 PM (b0sdZ)

259

How can Jack Bauer NOT be on this list?

I would also add the entire cast of characters from Mad Men. Just outstanding, but Don Draper and Joan Harris really shine. (Even if Christina Hendricks did lose half her weight/size over the break. Damnit!)

Stewie Griffin

Monk

The cast of characters from The Office.

There are more, but these are my standouts.

 

Posted by: jmflynny at December 29, 2009 05:12 PM (P1Pda)

260 Number Six, All iterations of her. Of all the Cylon models, she was the one who truly embraced her own humanity by embracing the idea of freedom. The Sixes refused to bind themselves by the choices their sisters made (Only Caprica liked Baltar), but in the end they voted together to rebel.

That and Tricia Helfer, a woman cast for the role simply because of her looks, ended up being one of the better actresses I've seen in many years.

Posted by: Sekhmet at December 29, 2009 05:28 PM (D0bA2)

261 #273: Dr. Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory) This. One of the greatest TV characters of all time. Up there with everyone on Arrested Development.

Posted by: Tennyson Hayes at December 29, 2009 06:06 PM (K1TkI)

262 Sookie Stackhouse

One word: Anna Paquin's boobies. Carry on.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 29, 2009 06:24 PM (BDH94)

263 Put me down for Vic Mackey, Omar and Kratos. And since i think there should be an Alan Moore character here how about Smax from Top Ten.

Posted by: SplatticusFinch at December 29, 2009 07:09 PM (7FgWm)

264 OWEN!

ZAVASTA!

PITT!!!!!!!!

Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at December 29, 2009 08:26 PM (xa1/W)

265 Can believe you left out The Most Interesting Man in the World from the Dos Equis commercials.


Posted by: mondoreb at December 29, 2009 09:22 PM (uTRs/)

266 Gordon Freemen. Well mannered, very quiet guy, fearless. Have crowbar, will travel. Hope it wasn't '99 when we first met.

Posted by: Errol at December 29, 2009 09:54 PM (7f/h+)

267 Gordon Freemen. Well mannered, very quiet guy, fearless. Have crowbar, will travel. Hope it wasn't '99 when we first met.

Posted by: Errol at December 30, 2009 01:54 AM (7f/h+)

He was 1998

Posted by: fartbubble at December 29, 2009 10:07 PM (cBeTr)

268 #1. Wipeout/slapstick! It's as funny as the clowns in the White House but because it is not quite as serious, Wipeout is just funny and stacked with Obama voters, you just know many of them are. Nothing like watching an obot covered in mud before attempting to defeat the "big balls." The "spinner" is great too, especially before a surprise taco snack. #2. A regional winner is: "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" Seeing Patti 'Potty Mouth" Blagojevich eating bugs and covered in real slime gave me the warm fuzzies. #3. Individual series episode: "The "Biggest Loser" goes to D.C. the same day New Jersey elected a Republican governor and Virginia returned to the fold. This was two hours of pure comedy gold and inspired Jake Tapper to tweet, "The Biggest Loser" is at the White House tonight. This is not a joke." The senior senator from Illinois, Durbin the Dick, even made a bust a gut laughing cameo appearance. #4. Best read: all the indictments served, courtesy of the United States Attorney General for the Northern District of Illinois. There are just too characters to list. If only someone would pitch a "Chicago Way" series, starring our very own mad midget mayor who could narrate some of the cities finest moments, like the students shooting and beating each other to death, all whipped into a frenzy ever since they were enticed to return to school by the head of the CPS choosing the "Birthday Sex" song for them to download. Who needs actors, plots or scripts when this crazy shit happens every single day? Jesse Jackson field dresses "nuts" or how to come in dead last, after spending $75,000,000.00 for the Olympic games would be great episodes. Yep, there is more than enough material for a 20+ year run, especially if a stroll down memory lane with "The Outfit" was included too.

Posted by: TonyRezko at December 29, 2009 10:46 PM (YQr7S)

269 I'll have to disagree on the Pendergast semi-inclusion.  Big fan of Relic (Reliquary was ok) and the other books by Lincoln and Child.  However, the more Pendergast got included, the more bored I got with the books.  What happened to Margot Green and Nora?  They had spunk whereas Pendergast is just ... eh.  It's the characters around him that are interesting while he's just a blackhole.  Of course, it's possible I'll get around to reading the rest of the books and change my mind.  So far, though, he sucks.
Of course, I'm still burned by the fact that Lincoln and Child are focusing on the "mysterious detective" schtick rather than on the strong, competent females (and males, I guess) that got me into their books in the first place.

Someone mentioned the Dresden Files - good series.  Shame the tv series was cancelled.  It introduced the books to a whole new audience.  Something for which I am grateful.

Some say Shawn from Psych, but really it's the team of Shawn and Gus that stands out.  Above them, however, is Carlton Lassiter. 

Top new character on the USA network goes to Randy Disher.  He's the only one on Monk who seemed normal and real.

Really disagree on Jack Harkness.  Created soley as a platform to advance an agenda - also flat as a piece of paper, from what I've seen.  Then again, I really hate the new Dr. Who.  The original series was better - plus there were male companions, something this new series seems to forget.  (I'd have loved to see Rose get replaced by her boyfriend... he was much better.)

Posted by: soulpile at December 30, 2009 12:30 AM (afWhQ)

270 Okay, just to throw another USA character on this list:

The 4 main characters from Burn Notice and NONE of them are on the list?   Take your pick, but any of them .. Michael, Fiona, Sam, or Mom Weston.

There is just something wrong with not one of the four being on there.

Posted by: Mark S. at December 30, 2009 05:21 AM (NNsqZ)

271

Maximus from Gladiator

Bender

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