November 27, 2009
— Open Blog
Candace Kita, Kathryn Le, Alana Curry, Lena Yada, and Blythe Matsui display their favorite blog.
On November 24th, 2009, actress, model, and AoSHQ friend Candace Kita helped organize a special Thanksgiving treat for our men and women in uniform at the Bob Hope USO Center in Los Angeles. Kita, along with a bevy of gorgeous ladies including: Lena Yada, Alana Curry, Kathryn Le, Christa Campbell, Blythe Matsui, and the LA Kings Dance Team, served up turkey, autographs, and smiles to the hundreds of service personnel who attended.
Special thanks to the Bob Hope USO Center at LAX, Candace Kita, the lovely ladies and to the talented photographers who captured this worthy event.
Many more photos after the break. All photos courtesy of WSImages (http://www.modelmayhem.com/WSImages27), Amy Ou, and Albert L. Ortega.
How we all feel about our men and women in uniform.
Even the kids got involved.
The media was there!
Blythe, Christa, Candace, Kathryn, Alana, Lena, and the LA Kings Dance Team. Talk about MRE's!
Wait, they were serving turkey too?
The US Army tests out its newly revamped recruitment office concept.
Alana Curry: "Hi Soldier, want some cream of liver casserole?"
Soldier: "Why yes Alana, two big scoops please."
Service with a smile.
Even the Coast Guard was there!
Candace Kita
Blythe Matsui
Kathryn Le
Christa Campbell. "I assume you want this made out to your wife."
Lena Yada. "That's all folks"
All photos courtesy of WSImages (http://www.modelmayhem.com/WSImages27), Amy Ou, and Albert L. Ortega.
Special Thanksgiving treat!:
Candace Kita's Thanksgiving clip with Mel Gibson. Enjoy
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Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:20 AM (BmbsW)
Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 09:26 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:26 AM (BmbsW)
Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 09:27 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Leftist Think-Tank at November 27, 2009 09:27 AM (e8YaH)
Ooooh I like their boots! *
* yes I realize it's early for boot talk. the other moronettes aren't around so I know I'm all alone on this point.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 09:29 AM (CQq4t)
Top photo: Yes, Yes, no..., Yes, no
Are you high?
Campbell is the best of the bunch. And the little wherestherum on the end is the cutest of all four wherestherumses.
Posted by: namewing plover at November 27, 2009 09:30 AM (bMrKE)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 09:32 AM (cBeTr)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 09:34 AM (R484t)
Posted by: GarandFan at November 27, 2009 09:35 AM (ZQBnQ)
Posted by: rawmuse at November 27, 2009 09:37 AM (5gYOP)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:38 AM (BmbsW)
Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 09:40 AM (EhlQq)
Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at November 27, 2009 09:40 AM (lV4o0)
Posted by: huerfano at November 27, 2009 09:43 AM (vtuZz)
Posted by: Leftist Think-Tank at November 27, 2009 09:47 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: Amy Winehouse at November 27, 2009 09:48 AM (Ylv1H)
Posted by: XBradTC at November 27, 2009 09:50 AM (y0E9v)
Posted by: The Chief at November 27, 2009 09:51 AM (8HD0Y)
Thankfully, I'm not a feminist. I thank both the men and women in combat, as well as the young ladies who went out to brighten their day.
Looks like a good time for all!
Posted by: shibumi at November 27, 2009 09:54 AM (OKZrE)
It's not about admiration and having sex for pretty girls it's the love for our Troops that they display............*sigh* I must be getting older!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 09:55 AM (BmbsW)
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 09:56 AM (NNDMb)
Posted by: The Chief at November 27, 2009 01:51 PM (8HD0Y)
That may be true but with almost seven years spent in east Asia, I got my share. And eye candy is still a lot of fun.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 09:56 AM (EhlQq)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Guinness, and Near Miss Meteors at November 27, 2009 09:56 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: angryoldfatman at November 27, 2009 09:58 AM (ZZg4j)
Posted by: flenser at November 27, 2009 09:59 AM (EVWSG)
Posted by: joncelli at November 27, 2009 10:00 AM (Ko4Av)
Posted by: EC at November 27, 2009 10:00 AM (iWj1i)
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 01:56 PM (NNDMb)
It looks like they're all Japanese ancestry except Kathryn Le. That name is Vietnamese.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 10:01 AM (EhlQq)
Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 10:07 AM (cBeTr)
Hater! See every time you see a pretty woman you put a price on her, I see where you have hung out in your life!
/I keed
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:11 AM (BmbsW)
It looks like they're all Japanese ancestry except Kathryn Le. That name is Vietnamese.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 02:01 PM (EhlQq)
Whew! Thanks! I can commence to be leering luridly at them now.
No, sentence structure isn't my strong point.
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 10:12 AM (NNDMb)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 02:11 PM (BmbsW)
when you look like me, putting a price on a girl is the only way you get laid 
Posted by: Dell Guy at November 27, 2009 10:15 AM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 02:12 PM (NNDMb)
Still scared from last night's thread? The Vietnamese have a lot of them too. One or two have become big stars (over there). Don't know much about the Japanese, but I would assume they are there as well just not in significant numbers.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 10:17 AM (EhlQq)
Well, it would be chauvinistic of me to admire these young men simply because they are ... aesthetic. Yes. Very aesthetic. Very, very aesthetic.
And I'll be in my bunk ...
Posted by: Brown Line at November 27, 2009 10:20 AM (a7Jar)
Not true, that's the way liberals think, there is always someone for everyone, the wimmen out number the men.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:20 AM (BmbsW)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 02:20 PM (BmbsW)
so glad my girlfriend come to this site, she'd kick my ass if she knew I was pants less right now
Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 10:22 AM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2009 10:23 AM (PQY7w)
Posted by: Bill R. at November 27, 2009 02:17 PM (EhlQq)
Not scared, scarred. From now on I'll be requiring a DNA profile of any potential date.
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 10:24 AM (NNDMb)
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 10:25 AM (NNDMb)
Forgot, wimmenz hairstyles change daily their beauty doesn't! *groan* I am getting older, but I'm still a Grunt.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:28 AM (BmbsW)
Blythe Matsui has retard hair. I hate that idiotic 'Comb my bangs straight back" look, it really does look like a retard combed their hair.
Do you hate bj's and prefer cuddling and babytalk, too?
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 10:29 AM (x++TB)
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:30 AM (KOkrW)
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 02:29 PM (x++TB)
Don't be too hard on him, she does have sharp knees
Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 10:31 AM (cBeTr)
This is great for the male servicemen and I'm sure it was very appreciated
But as usual the service women get nothing to look at.....except their co-workers drooling over the T&A.
Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2009 10:32 AM (llSaz)
Posted by: sherlock at November 27, 2009 10:34 AM (ktKOD)
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 02:30 PM (KOkrW)
Yikes! Tiger hit a fire hydrant then a tree with no airbag deployment.
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 10:36 AM (NNDMb)
Come on over darlin' this super dooper Airborne Trooper will warm up a rack of my famous 'Nam Grunt ribs for you and even rub your thighs if you like. LOL
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:37 AM (BmbsW)
How hard must it be for a woman soldier to get laid? COME ON!
Woman soldier: "Hey, wanna have sex?"
Man soldier: "Yes!!!"
See how easy that is? It works in civilian life, too.
Posted by: Truman North at November 27, 2009 10:38 AM (e8YaH)
This is great for the male servicemen and I'm sure it was very appreciated
But as usual the service women get nothing to look at.....except their co-workers drooling over the T&A.
Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2009 02:32 PM (llSaz)
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Agreed. I'm trying to start a blog for conservative girlz for this reason.
Posted by: arhooley at November 27, 2009 10:38 AM (GKXA7)
#68.........wow....now that made up for all of the times I had to watch my co-workers ogle while on active duty.....
Thank you ......I'll be dreamin' of ribs and super dooper Airborne Troopers all day!
Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2009 10:40 AM (llSaz)
Sweden rules out state bail-out for Saab
By Andrew Ward in Stockholm
SwedenÂ’s prime minister has ruled out a government bail-out for Saab Automobile and warned that European leaders must not stand in the way of efforts to tackle overcapacity in the car industry.
“We have been very clear that we do not put taxpayer money intended for healthcare or education into owning car companies or covering losses in car companies,” Mr Reinfeldt told the Financial Times.
“You cannot save jobs just by pushing in taxpayers’ money if you don’t have the competitiveness to survive in a tough industry with overcapacity.”
Swedish prime ministers- doing the work an American president won't do
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:43 AM (KOkrW)
How hard must it be for a woman soldier to get laid? COME ON! 24/7
Not hard at all.....24/7 alpha males at your beck and call.....but at these events that is not the point....service women need some good looking guys showing up and giving the love as well...
Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2009 10:43 AM (llSaz)
Posted by: Big Joe Biden at November 27, 2009 10:43 AM (B5cM9)
Posted by: sherlock at November 27, 2009 10:44 AM (ktKOD)
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:44 AM (KOkrW)
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:46 AM (KOkrW)
crashing tiger, hidden hydrant
Very clever!
I don't know how you hit a hydrant and tree with no alcohol/weed...involved.
Posted by: Cheri at November 27, 2009 10:47 AM (llSaz)
Posted by: Stuff Thomas Jefferson Said, 3rd Edition at November 27, 2009 10:47 AM (AnTyA)
Golf great Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident in Florida early Friday morning, according to MyFoxOrlando.com.
Woods, 33, is in the hospital in very serious condition after a single-car crash at 2:25 a.m. in which he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree, the Florida Highway Patrol told the Web site.
The crash is under investigation and charges are pending.
Woods pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community when he struck the hydrant, the Orlando Sentinel reported, citing the FHP.
He then plowed into the tree on his neighbor's property. He was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla.
He was apparently traveling under 33 mph because the Cadillac Escalade's airbags didn't inflate, the FHP told the Sentinel.
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:48 AM (KOkrW)
'Nam Grunt- that's Switzerland
But I can see how you could get all those squishy lefty Euros mixed up
Posted by: Truman North at November 27, 2009 10:49 AM (e8YaH)
>I don't know how you hit a hydrant and tree with no alcohol/weed...involved.
$50 says I can do it on the 1st try
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 10:49 AM (KOkrW)
I know you are not a troll because you post here but if bitches is the only adjective you can use to describe females, I would appreciate it if you think about change, that's the way uncouth liberals think!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:50 AM (BmbsW)
I don't know how you hit a hydrant and tree with no alcohol/weed...involved.
Driving really, really fast.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 10:50 AM (x++TB)
Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 10:51 AM (p302b)
That must be some long-ass driveway to get up enough speed to cause an accident that could cause a serious injury..
...2:35 AM?...where the hell was he going?
Posted by: Stuff Thomas Jefferson Said, 3rd Edition at November 27, 2009 10:52 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 27, 2009 10:53 AM (muUqs)
I'm hearing he hit the hydrant pulling out of his driveway, then hit the tree. Must be one helluva driveway.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 10:53 AM (x++TB)
"He was apparently traveling under 33 mph because the Cadillac Escalade's airbags didn't inflate, the FHP told the Sentinel."
33 miles an hour into a tree is plenty fast enough to be seriously hurt. Hope everything turns out OK for him.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 10:54 AM (Oq21Q)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 10:54 AM (BmbsW)
I hope he had his sealt belt on. Why on earth would airbags not deploy under 33 mph? You can get plenty f'd hitting a tree at 25.
"Seriously injured" makes me think of head and neck injuries which could easily end his career.
Then again, I'm wildly speculating with little or no information to go on like I'm sure the media will be.
Posted by: Alex's Cabin at November 27, 2009 10:58 AM (NNDMb)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 10:59 AM (eSNGZ)
...I'll be in my bunk until Wednesday.
Posted by: Pipe Barackage at November 27, 2009 10:59 AM (Z9IOH)
Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 11:00 AM (p302b)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 11:01 AM (BmbsW)
Doesn't pass the smell test...my guess is that he was actually racing to get back home
Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 11:01 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:01 AM (eSNGZ)
Amazing they managed to supress this for twelve hours......
Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 11:02 AM (p302b)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:03 AM (eSNGZ)
Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 11:04 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 11:04 AM (Oq21Q)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:06 AM (eSNGZ)
Do you know hard it is to drive in the middle of the night with a Swedish supermodel in your lap?
Nah, me neither. But apparently, it's pretty hard.
Posted by: Truman North at November 27, 2009 11:07 AM (e8YaH)
Golf great Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident in Florida early Friday morning, the Florida Highway Patrol said.
Woods, 33, is in the hospital in very serious condition after a single-car crash at 2:25 a.m. in which he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree, according to the FHP.
The crash is under investigation and charges are pending, but the crash was not alcohol-related, the highway patrol said in its accident report. It wasn't known if he was wearing a seatbelt.
Woods pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community when he struck the hydrant. He then plowed into the tree on his neighbor's property. He was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla.
Woods was apparently traveling under 33 mph because the Cadillac Escalade's airbags didn't inflate, the FHP said.
The golf champion was gearing up for his fifth Chevron World Challenge title. The $5.75 million tournament is scheduled for Dec. 1-6.
"It should be an exciting week for the fans, and I'm looking forward to competing," Woods said in a Nov. 25 article about the event on his Web site.
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:09 AM (KOkrW)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 11:10 AM (BmbsW)
Posted by: Countrysquire at November 27, 2009 11:10 AM (FpH7L)
>Do you know hard it is to drive in the middle of the night with a Swedish supermodel in your lap?
Nah, me neither. But apparently, it's pretty hard.
and it's difficult to drive too
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:10 AM (KOkrW)
Come on over darlin' this super dooper Airborne Trooper will warm up a rack of my famous 'Nam Grunt ribs for you and even rub your thighs if you like. LOL Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 02:37 PM (BmbsW)
LOL Airborne, that figures. Forget him my Dear, he likes to jump out of perfectly good air planes, come ride with the Cav, I'll cook ya up a nice prime rib with all the fixins. I'll even give you a nice foot massage if ya want.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 11:13 AM (3IZGh)
How in the hell did Tiger manage to run over a fire hydrant and then smash into a neighbor's tree while SOBER?
Posted by: stickety at November 27, 2009 11:15 AM (Jg5C9)
I see, you go for the feet, give me credit for getting closer to the target rich environment, that's what separates us from you legs! hahahahah
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 11:16 AM (BmbsW)
How in the hell did Tiger manage to run over a fire hydrant and then smash into a neighbor's tree while SOBER?
Posted by: stickety at November 27, 2009 03:15 PM (Jg5C9)
loan me your car and i'll show you how easy it is
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:18 AM (KOkrW)
How in the hell did Tiger manage to run over a fire hydrant and then smash into a neighbor's tree while SOBER?
Posted by: stickety at November 27, 2009 03:15 PM (Jg5C9)
Does snorting blow off a chicks ass and munching left over turkey samiches mean you're not sober?
Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 11:18 AM (6mfq0)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 11:18 AM (BmbsW)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:20 AM (eSNGZ)
Posted by: ratskeller at November 27, 2009 11:20 AM (NswUj)
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:20 AM (KOkrW)
I see, you go for the feet, give me credit for getting closer to the target rich environment, that's what separates us from you legs! hahahahah Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 03:16 PM (BmbsW)
Nice try, I'll give ya that much. LOL
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 11:21 AM (3IZGh)
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:22 AM (KOkrW)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 11:22 AM (BmbsW)
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:23 AM (KOkrW)
How in the hell did Tiger manage to run over a fire hydrant and smash into a neighbor's tree while SOBER
pulled it left trying to avoid the water hazard.
Posted by: bulwark at November 27, 2009 11:25 AM (jvrmc)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:25 AM (eSNGZ)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 11:25 AM (BmbsW)
Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 11:26 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Eric at November 27, 2009 11:28 AM (Qc/s6)
Posted by: Countrysquire at November 27, 2009 11:29 AM (FpH7L)
Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 03:26 PM (p302b)
that was some 18 months ago- he just completed an entire season of play
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:30 AM (KOkrW)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 11:31 AM (BmbsW)
oh wow, they made it sound like it was recent surgery, very recent, like in the last couple of weeks.
Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 11:32 AM (p302b)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 11:32 AM (BmbsW)
He will have to take a car length drop no closer to his original destination and be charged with a one stroke penalty
Posted by: bulwark at November 27, 2009 11:33 AM (jvrmc)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2009 11:33 AM (PQY7w)
>oh wow, they made it sound like it was recent surgery, very recent, like in the last couple of weeks.
april 2008
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:35 AM (KOkrW)
Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 11:35 AM (p302b)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:36 AM (eSNGZ)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 11:36 AM (BmbsW)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 27, 2009 11:36 AM (K9f5/)
Posted by: Eric at November 27, 2009 11:37 AM (Qc/s6)
Just finished a big bowl of 'tater salad to go with these ribs that are warming. Mmmmmm! Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 03:31 PM (BmbsW)
Thanks. Just reading that shot my cholesterol up.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 11:37 AM (3IZGh)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:38 AM (eSNGZ)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:40 AM (eSNGZ)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 11:40 AM (BmbsW)
Sorry Brother, but they are great ribs. Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 03:39 PM (BmbsW)
If my Doc up at the VA bitches me out about my numbers I'm blaming it on you.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 11:44 AM (3IZGh)
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:45 AM (KOkrW)
She can play with my putter anytime Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 03:43 PM (Oq21Q)
Hate to break it to you BUT, she doesn't play miniature golf.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 11:47 AM (3IZGh)
168
No, you misunderstand me. I have a spare Ping golf putter collecting dust in the garage. Sheesh, what did you think I meant!?
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 11:50 AM (Oq21Q)
>Hate to break it to you BUT, she doesn't play miniature golf.
Old Hippie Vet from the top rope!
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 11:50 AM (KOkrW)
Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 11:52 AM (p302b)
Ohhh noezzzzz, if they are like my VA Doc's I wouldn't pay any attention to them Brother. Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at November 27, 2009 03:46 PM (BmbsW)
Up here in Portland we got some damn fine care. They have got me thought 2 heart attacks, 4 strokes, seizures and cancer......Plus my Doc is a cute young thing from Texas. I love it when she takes my blood pressure and rests my arm right under her left boob.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 11:53 AM (3IZGh)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 11:53 AM (eSNGZ)
2 heart attacks, 4 strokes, seizures and cancer..
Holy crap Hippie Vet, you're one tough old bastard.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 11:55 AM (x++TB)
Posted by: billygoat at November 27, 2009 11:58 AM (DrB2V)
Posted by: Countrysquire at November 27, 2009 11:59 AM (FpH7L)
Holy crap Hippie Vet, you're one tough old bastard. Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 03:55 PM (x++TB)
I also have 2 ex wives with attorneys.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 11:59 AM (3IZGh)
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 03:40 PM (KOkrW)
Is she a decent golfer? If I'm going to bang an athlete, she at least has to be decent at her sport
Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 12:01 PM (cBeTr)
Does she read this blog? Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 03:54 PM (eSNGZ)
I'll find out in 3 weeks.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 12:01 PM (3IZGh)
Posted by: curious at November 27, 2009 03:52 PM (p302b)
too
many
jokes
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 12:01 PM (KOkrW)
Is she a decent golfer? If I'm going to bang an athlete, she at least has to be decent at her sport
Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 04:01 PM (cBeTr)
no reports of her driving into a tree recently
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 12:02 PM (KOkrW)
Now buy your fellow Moron Rggie1971 a beer. Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 03:53 PM (eSNGZ)
OK, the check is in the mail. That good enough? because I ain't sendin any beer from my stock here.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 12:05 PM (3IZGh)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 12:06 PM (eSNGZ)
If I'm going to bang an athlete, she at least has to be decent at her sport
Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 04:01 PM (cBeTr)
Yea, me too fart. That's why I just stick with hooker's because sport fucking is number one in my book, and the flat backers are very professional.
Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 12:06 PM (6mfq0)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 12:08 PM (eSNGZ)
Think maybe that Tiger was just trying to be first in line at Walmart when they opened the doors fro Black Friday?
...whoops...that could be interpreted as racist, therefore I'm banning myself.
Gotta go...bye
Posted by: beedubya at November 27, 2009 12:10 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: MlR at November 27, 2009 12:12 PM (op9m5)
Posted by: Fish at November 27, 2009 04:06 PM (6mfq0)
hot chicks are a dime a dozen but banging a hot chick who is a good athlete is something to get worked up over.
Posted by: fartbubble at November 27, 2009 12:13 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at November 27, 2009 12:25 PM (ZiQz8)
Bees are very active at 2:30 am, Officer.
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 04:17 PM (eSNGZ)
It was sleep-flying. The beer bottle under the brake peddle? I have no idea how that got there.
Honest.
Posted by: Tiger Woods at November 27, 2009 12:26 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 12:26 PM (eSNGZ)
I was gonna ignore this thread because I figured it would just be a lot of drooling and wishing (OK, which it was), but it got good and funny. I should have known you guys wouldn't disappoint me!
Half an hour left of a loooonng and boring day at work.
Posted by: April at November 27, 2009 12:29 PM (b0THY)
Posted by: Investigating Officer at November 27, 2009 12:35 PM (eSNGZ)
Posted by: stuiec at November 27, 2009 12:37 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 27, 2009 12:38 PM (PQY7w)
204 LMAO but the visual is kind of traumatic to my minds eye. Kind of like seeing Helen Thomas at a nude beach.....NUDE.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 12:39 PM (3IZGh)
What the shit?
I just woke from the mother of all naps and I see that Tiger is in serious condition following a car accident. Oh but wait, he's out of the hospital with only facial lacerations. He hit a fire hydrant rolling out of driveway at 2:30 am but no alcohol was involved.
Was Gibbs at the podium giving out this information??--this makes zero sense.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 12:41 PM (KJN6U)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 04:41 PM (KJN6U)
sure it does- what the news isn't telling you is that Tiger's driveway is a long par 5
Posted by: Ted Koppel at November 27, 2009 12:45 PM (KOkrW)
LMAO but the visual is kind of traumatic to my minds eye. Kind of like seeing Helen Thomas at a nude beach.....NUDE.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 04:39 PM (3IZGh)
Excuse me Missus Thomas, but you're dragging your tits through the sand again.
Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 12:46 PM (+FzLa)
Based on Natl Enquirer story, do we suspect Pussy Galore played a role in Tiger's 2 a.m. dash from the crib?
Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 12:49 PM (g7J39)
Posted by: Jones at November 27, 2009 12:58 PM (KOkrW)
Posted by: Original Roy at November 27, 2009 12:58 PM (17Zlu)
To hit some practice balls, of course.
The man's a machine, and he needed to work off some of that turkey triptophane.
How come people are soooooo cynical?
Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 01:03 PM (g7J39)
another sports star acting like an idiot (although this one is benign and kinda funny)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 01:03 PM (KJN6U)
That is an activity that is never a good idea. Crash = reflex of girl's jaw locking. Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 05:01 PM (Oq21Q)
That's a memory I can do without thank you.
Thanks to the doctors I still have 11" left.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at November 27, 2009 01:06 PM (3IZGh)
A little compassion is called for.
My compassion is for his family. However it happened, it sucks to have him injured over the holiday.
I'm a Phil fan, but I derive no pleasure from Tiger's misfortune.
Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2009 01:06 PM (sey23)
That is an activity that is never a good idea. Crash = reflex of girl's jaw locking.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 05:01 PM (Oq21Q)
I take it you have seen The World According to Garp.
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:07 PM (UJIeT)
another sports star acting like an idiot (although this one is benign and kinda funny)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 05:03 PM (KJN6U)
Wasn't aware that Ochocinco was a Jedi Knight and shopped at Wal Mart. Ocho wan Kenobi
Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 01:07 PM (+FzLa)
How does a man who can hit a tiny ball into a tiny hole hundreds of yards away miss avoiding two large objects with another large object just several feet away. You figure the logic.
His wife burned the turkey..that's the ticket!
Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 01:10 PM (g7J39)
CNN just reported that Obama has just invited Tiger, the fire hydrant and the tree to the White House for a talk-it-over-over-beers session.
Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 01:13 PM (g7J39)
Reggie1971
I had only read the book until last year when I was home with the flu and watched the movie.
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:13 PM (UJIeT)
I know, I thought that too. I avoided stores like the plague today-but I should have gone to Target--I could have seen this.
He would have lookd better in the zebra pattern.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 01:13 PM (KJN6U)
Posted by: Y-not at November 27, 2009 01:14 PM (sey23)
CNN just reported that Obama has just invited Tiger, the fire hydrant and the tree to the White House for a talk-it-over-over-beers session.
Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 05:13 PM (g7J39)
Which one of them acted stupidly, the tree or the fire hydrant ?
Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 01:14 PM (+FzLa)
Which one of them acted stupidly, the tree or the fire hydrant ?
If it was painted white, obviously the fire hydrant.
Posted by: Dang Straights at November 27, 2009 01:17 PM (x++TB)
PGA rules state that hydrants and trees are considered immovable objects. Hence, Tiger could have taken a free drop. Always the competitor, he decided to plow ahead instead.
I blame Busch.
Posted by: sickinmass at November 27, 2009 01:19 PM (g7J39)
Ochocinco condoms? Its where you put a condom on and change your girlfriend's name to another chicks name halfway through sex.
Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 01:19 PM (+FzLa)
I was thinkin' about renting a movie today. I may go get that one.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 27, 2009 05:16 PM (Oq21Q)
I liked it. It's a bit strange and sad, though.
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:19 PM (UJIeT)
236. Yes. That's in line with theme of the product. He said if you "act now you'll get a free lie-detector test".
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 01:23 PM (KJN6U)
Posted by: mystry at November 27, 2009 01:30 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: KelliD at November 27, 2009 01:36 PM (Q9Cny)
heh, a certain pony-tailed guy has a post up denigrating Black Friday and berating those who would go out to shop.
Nope, why go out and shop, when you can just buy it all from his Amazon account.
What a whore.
Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 01:46 PM (+FzLa)
I refuse to give that site any traffic. Are you telling me that he actually called it Black Friday?? I figured that was a banned phrase 'round those parts. Aren't we supposed to call it Non-descript-color-in-the-name-of-Lord-O-Friday?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 01:49 PM (KJN6U)
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:50 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:51 PM (UJIeT)
This is a good post and all but is it too difficult to create a red-meat post for us?
For instance, "Love him or hate him, Mitt Romney is your next nominee" or "Abortion: hide from it or embrace it?"
Or "Why does Allahpundit hate you?"
Posted by: a.k.a. at November 27, 2009 01:53 PM (knCw3)
laceyunderalls
So you didn't see the thread where he shilled his crappy calendar of crappy pictures?
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:53 PM (UJIeT)
I refuse to give that site any traffic. Are you telling me that he actually called it Black Friday?? I figured that was a banned phrase 'round those parts. Aren't we supposed to call it Non-descript-color-in-the-name-of-Lord-O-Friday?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 05:49 PM (KJN6U)
I drop in there once in a blue just to remind myself of what crazy really looks like.
Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 01:54 PM (+FzLa)
I'm sorry, officer, but who could've imagined a man of African descent would one day hit this tree?
Posted by: Toger Woods at November 27, 2009 01:54 PM (knCw3)
a.k.a.
"Love him or hate him, Mitt Romney is your next nominee"
American Spectator had an article about Mike Pence's 2012 potential. I don't know a lot about him, but I like what I have seen so far.
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 01:55 PM (UJIeT)
The funny thing is Herr Huffy had the same Amazon post up yesterday. I guess he felt it necessary to post it again just in case anyone forgot he needs his palm greased badly.
Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 01:56 PM (+FzLa)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 27, 2009 01:56 PM (RQ+qN)
I like Pence, too.
He'd make a better minority leader than Boehner.
In fact, Demint and Pence would make a damn good ticket. Are either of them lawyers?
Posted by: Toger Woods at November 27, 2009 01:57 PM (knCw3)
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 02:00 PM (UJIeT)
I gotta say I'm very disappointed in Cantor. I thought he had some potential to be a fearless advocate for conservatism but he appears to be an advocate for a Big Tent, i.e., permanent (R) minority.
Posted by: a.k.a. at November 27, 2009 02:03 PM (knCw3)
Cantor lost me when he was traveling around with Bobby Scott to the Townhalls promoting a bi-partisan consensus on the health care bill.
Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 02:06 PM (+FzLa)
from the AS piece:
conservatives will be in a quandary unless they refuse to accept the conventional wisdom about which candidates can be successful.
Fuck that. I reject the "electable/non-electable" argument. I want a conservative. As for the rest of the piece, I don't think Quin would recognize a conservative if one bit him on the ass.
Posted by: a.k.a. at November 27, 2009 02:09 PM (knCw3)
Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 06:06 PM (+FzLa)
He DID? I missed that. Very squishy.
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 02:09 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 02:10 PM (UJIeT)
No, Pence is a good conservative. I'm just not liking how Quin Hillyer rates others in the field of potential candidates. A little too glib, if you ask me.
Posted by: a.k.a. at November 27, 2009 02:14 PM (knCw3)
He DID? I missed that. Very squishy.
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 06:09 PM (UJIeT)
Yea, I remember Scott talking about it on the Doc Thompson show here in Richmond and gloating about it. Thompson was none too happy about it either.
I guess his reasoning was we were going to get a bill no matter what, so he might as well make it as benign as possible instead of outright fighting against it.
He attended a few with Scott in the beginning but when he saw all the public outrage he quickly got his head unstuck from his ass.
Posted by: Blazer at November 27, 2009 02:15 PM (+FzLa)
How's he not right though?
Romney-forever linked with RomneyCare, Palin-too polarizing, and Huck does have that "aww shucks" thing going on that many people just don't buy and his record on taxes during his governor's stint was pretty abysmal.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 02:19 PM (KJN6U)
I guess his reasoning was we were going to get a bill no matter what, so he might as well make it as benign as possible instead of outright fighting against it.
That kind of thinking pisses me off. There is nothing wrong with saying no to a P.O.S. bill from the get go.
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 02:29 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 02:33 PM (UJIeT)
Posted by: loppyd at November 27, 2009 06:30 PM (UJIeT)
How you doin'?? Actually I don't hate him but I'd be distraught if he were our choice in 2012.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 27, 2009 02:37 PM (KJN6U)
Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 02:46 PM (UuACa)
Posted by: eman at November 27, 2009 02:50 PM (eSNGZ)
I can't stand Fuckabee either. He's not a real conservative. He's O'Bama's counterpart. He thinks going totally social coneservative while doling out the goodies is the way to go. In a way, he reminds me of both Bushes and, to a lesser extent, Pat Buchanon. He'll spoil the party.
Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 02:54 PM (UuACa)
Posted by: Chef Boy RD (rdb) at November 27, 2009 02:56 PM (UuACa)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 27, 2009 04:43 PM (554T5)
He thinks going totally social coneservative while doling out the goodies is the way to go. In a way, he reminds me of both Bushes and, to a lesser extent, Pat Buchanon.
You're a rocket scientist in real life I'll bet.
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