December 10, 2009
— Ace

Two choices: You can either read Watts Up With That for the full article, or the Volokh Conspiracy for a slightly edited version. Both are pretty long. Both are worth reading.
To do a quickie recap (though really: the full things are worth reading): We keep being assured that quackery at CRU is no big deal because these data are confirmed by "every" other "independent" study.
Well. The thing is, there are only three main records of observed (real-measure) temperature: CRU, GISS (Godard Institute for Space Studies, at NASA -- Hansen's creature) and GHCN, (Global Historical Climate Network, at the NOAA).
Problem one: Both GISS and CRU get their raw data from the GHCN. So, right out of the box, these "independent" measurements which supposedly confirm each other are not looking very independent at all.
Each takes the "raw data" and adjusts it. Now, in some cases, some adjustment is needed. If a station used to be in a field but is now surrounded by asphalt, its temperature needs to be adjusted down. (Though, as critics have pointed out-- they never adjust down as much as they should.) If a station had to be moved, and it was moved up a hill, where temperatures are lower, the temperature needs to be adjusted up to reflect that. (Though, critics note: Very often it is adjusted much higher than necessary.)
And what other sorts of adjustments are being done on the real, raw actual numbers?
Oh my. Plenty.
The adjustments, you know, that they never specify, "hiding behind IPR" claims (intellectual property rights), inventing other spurious reasons for refusal, citing non-disclosure agreements, deleting emails, "losing" data, etc.
I'm not going to drag this out. Below, in blue: The actual real raw real completely measured in physical reality temperatures for Darwin, in Northern Australia. Did I mention these are the real temperatures?
In red: The temperature as "adjusted," in a process called "homogenization," which seems to be some bullshitty form of averaging Darwin's readings with readings from other stations. Why do this? I don't know, but I know it's not science -- you can't spell homogenization without "homo."
Behold-- your global warming at Darwin station:

The black line represents the adjustments -- that is, the scale of adjustments necessary to the blue line to get to the red line. As you can see, the black line is.... tall. And steep. And... pretty much fake.
Willis Eschenbeck writes:
YIKES! Before getting homogenized, temperatures in Darwin were falling at 0.7 Celcius per century … but after the homogenization, they were warming at 1.2 Celcius per century. And the adjustment that they made was over two degrees per century … when those guys “adjust”, they don’t mess around. And the adjustment is an odd shape, with the adjustment first going stepwise, then climbing roughly to stop at 2.4C.
Okay, now it's going to get slightly arcane -- and I'm going to be kind of guessing here, because I'm not sure what this guy is saying. But I think this is it.
These guys do a process called "homogenization," right? What that means is they cast about for nearby stations, then average those, and then compare the average of nearby stations to the station in question, and, if they feel like it (if they think it "needs" it), they adjust the numbers of the target station to be closer to the average of the other, nearby stations.
Ehhh... I'm already sort of bothered that they doing that, and deciding when to adjust based on pure judgment. There is no actual science here -- this is judgment. If a station looks like it's a bit of an outlier, that it deviates from the trends of nearby stations, they adjust. But note that is a guess; they are guessing it's an outlier, a wildcard, and needs to be "massaged" closer to nearby stations.
You can also see they're doing a lot of massaging. Note that the mere adjustments they did in the above chart were far bigger than the actual increase in temperature. (In fact, there was no increase in actual temperature, except for the adjustments.)
Let's face it: There is a lot of human judgment going on here, and we have a strong suspicion about which direction that human judgment is taking us in. Colder long ago, hotter now.
Okay, so here is the next chart, which is worse. I am a bit baffled as to precisely what this chart is; but I think (best guess!) this is one of the three station records that together make up the chart above. The chart above is three real station records, averaged together, and then "homogenized" with stations from further away.
This is a single station that makes up that record (I think). Notice the outright huge adjudgments:

Wow. The actual record shows a decline overall, with lower temperatures now than 100 years ago, but the slightest little uptick near the end. The "adjusted" numbers now show higher temperatures now than ever before, with a huge increase at the end -- as the chart notes, there is now a six full degree C increase over a century, all thanks to "adjustments."
All thanks to adjustments.
Back to Eschenbeck:
Yikes again, double yikes! What on earth justifies that adjustment? How can they do that? We have five different records covering Darwin from 1941 on. They all agree almost exactly. Why adjust them at all? They’ve just added a huge artificial totally imaginary trend to the last half of the raw data! Now it looks like the IPCC diagram in Figure 1, all right … but a six degree per century trend? And in the shape of a regular stepped pyramid climbing to heaven? What’s up with that?Those, dear friends, are the clumsy fingerprints of someone messing with the data Egyptian style … they are indisputable evidence that the “homogenized” data has been changed to fit someone’s preconceptions about whether the earth is warming.
One thing is clear from this. People who say that “Climategate was only about scientists behaving badly, but the data is OK” are wrong. At least one part of the data is bad, too. The Smoking Gun for that statement is at Darwin Zero.
So once again, I’m left with an unsolved mystery. How and why did the GHCN “adjust” Darwin’s historical temperature to show radical warming? Why did they adjust it stepwise? Do Phil Jones and the CRU folks use the “adjusted” or the raw GHCN dataset? My guess is the adjusted one since it shows warming, but of course we still don’t know … because despite all of this, the CRU still hasn’t released the list of data that they actually use, just the station list.
Another odd fact, the GHCN adjusted Station 1 to match Darwin ZeroÂ’s strange adjustment, but they left Station 2 (which covers much of the same period, and as per Fig. 5 is in excellent agreement with Station Zero and Station 1) totally untouched. They only homogenized two of the three. Then they averaged them.
That way, you get an average that looks kinda real, I guess, it “hides the decline”.
Oh, and for what itÂ’s worth, care to know the way that GISS deals with this problem? Well, they only use the Darwin data after 1963, a fine way of neatly avoiding the question Â… and also a fine way to throw away all of the inconveniently colder data prior to 1941. ItÂ’s likely a better choice than the GHCN monstrosity, but itÂ’s a hard one to justify.
Now, back to something I said would be interesting, and damn, I'm right again: The psychological journey from global warming cultist to global warming agnostic.
Megan McArdle, who is too nice and too establishment and too gosh-darn pro-science to doubt the integrity of these men who are scientists (and they have the laminates to prove it!), was previously seen poo-poohing this whole mess. And then she allowed, gee, maybe, who knows, maybe it would sort of be a good idea to be transparent about raw data and "adjustments" and so maybe other people could, I don't know, independently reproduce the findings?
Anyway, her. She's having a bit of a crisis of faith.
She offers this interesting story from Richard Feynman about how scientists trick themselves:
We have learned a lot from experience about how to handle some of the ways we fool ourselves. One example: Millikan measured the charge on an electron by an experiment with falling oil drops, and got an answer which we now know not to be quite right. It's a little bit off, because he had the incorrect value for the viscosity of air. It's interesting to look at the history of measurements of the charge of the electron, after Millikan. If you plot them as a function of time, you find that one is a little bigger than Millikan's, and the next one's a little bit bigger than that, and the next one's a little bit bigger than that, until finally they settle down to a number which is higher.Why didn't they discover that the new number was higher right away? It's a thing that scientists are ashamed of--this history--because it's apparent that people did things like this: When they got a number that was too high above Millikan's, they thought something must be wrong--and they would look for and find a reason why something might be wrong. When they got a number closer to Millikan's value they didn't look so hard. And so they eliminated the numbers that were too far off, and did other things like that.
We've learned those tricks nowadays, and now we don't have that kind of a disease. But this long history of learning how not to fool ourselves--of having utter scientific integrity--is, I'm sorry to say, something that we haven't specifically included in any particular course that I know of. We just hope you've caught on by osmosis.
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself--and you are the easiest person to fool. So you have to be very careful about that. After you've not fooled yourself, it's easy not to fool other scientists. You just have to be honest in a conventional way after that.
Pretty obvious, but still, interesting: Scientists do what biased journalists do. When a journalist doesn't like a story, he fact-checks it to death, because he doesn't believe a word of it, and eventually... doesn't publish anything, because it's been sitting around being fact-checked for three months and he's already been scooped by everyone anyway.
When he likes a story, and the story comports with his pre-existing sense of how the world works and who the heroes and who the villains in it are, well, let's say that fact-checking process doesn't take so very long, because the story already looks good and agrees with generally accepted liberal reality; in other words, the story is almost self-verifying. It proves its truthfulness by simply being such a beautiful expression of Truth.
And so in science: Wait, that number disagrees with our theory. That can't be right. Can we adjust it? Sure can -- and how! And now it looks right. We're done!
Megan McArdle's faith seems to have been shaken from "they wouldn't do this" to the much weaker position "they wouldn't do this... consciously."
That is the actual worrying question about CRU, and GISS, and the other scientists working on paleoclimate reconstruction: that they may all be calibrating their findings to each other. That when you get a number that looks like CRU, you don't look so hard to figure out whether it's incorrect as you do when you get a number that doesn't look like CRU--and maybe you adjust the numbers you have to look more like the other "known" datasets. There is always a way to find what you're expecting to find if you look hard enough.
She'll get there. She'll get there.
I don't mind if she's parodizing my position into firm belief they were deliberately faking numbers all along. As I've said in comments, I suspect it was much more like this Milliken thing, picking from any number of possible adjustments and statistical techniques the adjustments and techniques that got you closest to what you thought had to be the right number. Not so much deliberately falsifying stuff.
Well, not usually. Sometimes, sure. Gotta beat down those "denialists," by hook or by crook.
But I've long believed in this sort of fooling-yourself method of dishonesty. Look, let's say I ask you to either pull the plug on a brain dead invalid, or keep the brain dead invalid alive. I now ask you to go down to the library and/or church and do some serious study about what life really is, what are the limits of acceptable medical intervention, etc., etc.
Oh, and one thing: If you pull the plug -- your decision, but if you do -- I will give you one million dollars as a fee, to cover the hardship of making such a consequential and wrenching decision. Go study and make your decision.
You will probably study. And, unless you are a saint, you will come back with one answer: Pull the plug.
And not because you decided, muah-hah-hah-hah, that you just wanted the million dollar fee and you could give a crap about the ethics. No, unless you are a saint, I guarantee you will have done your studying, and done your thinking, and done your moral weighing, and at the end convinced yourself, fully and utterly, that pulling the plug is the right thing to do, damnit!
I could put you on a lie detector and I'm 99% sure you'd pass. You'd be telling the truth -- or your version of it.
People have this crazy way of usually deciding that what's generally best for the world and what's best for them, specifically coincide in the most sublime and wonderful ways!
What does proving global warming get you? Money, prestige, advancements, and not to be too vulgar about it -- sex. Let's face it, a hot shot scientist jetting off to Copenhagen to give Big Important Presentations is going to do well with the ladies. (Especially Copenhagen 's ladies of the night.)
What does undermining global warming get you? Let's see: No money, except for "funding from the oil lobbies," except as a PR move the oil companies are all funding the global warming alarmists too!, so, um, you don't get the money after all. You also don't get prestige -- we'll change the standards of peer-review before we allow you to get published -- and you also won't get promoted. In fact, you might just get fired, as a long-time BBC nature-science presenter was for refusing to go along with global warming.
And sex? Well, I hope you'e already married, and furthermore, married to one of the minority of women who disbelieves in global warming. Because otherwise, you're going to have a Little Ice Age on the romance-front.
So I'm not exactly surprised that with a huge pile of incentives to prove global warming, and some nasty disincentives to try to disprove it, the "clear weight of the evidence" has fallen on one side.
So no, Megan, all these "crazies" who doubted this crap for years were not believing that there was always this deliberate determination to fudge data. (Although, as we see from the CRU letters, that does happen.) We tended to think it was usually more "subtle," as you put it, too.
But if you need that daylight between us -- if you need a psychological crutch that tells you I'm not like those crazies; I believe something different than them; maybe I'm halfway between the lunatic-but-correct crazies and the noble-but-wrong scientists -- fine, I'll be that for you.
I always thought they were twisting their black-waxed mustaches as they were deliberately cooking the books.
Now, you can disagree with me, and call me a crazy, as you stake out your own safe position that is far enough from mine to not be crazy but close enough to the truth to not be wrong.
I'll be that for ya. The guy you can point to and say "Well, I don't trust these guys any more, but I'm not a crazy like that guy."
Baby steps, baby steps.
Addendum: I think now there actually is an incentive to disprove or undermine global warming, and scientists are on notice that this is likely low-hanging fruit. In other words, there's much more incentive to try something when you have a pretty good idea it will be successful.
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Posted by: Al Gore, High Priestess of Gaia at December 10, 2009 02:05 AM (j6H6o)
Posted by: lael at December 10, 2009 02:10 AM (sPS/J)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2009 02:13 AM (9Cooa)
So, Al Gore et al, point to the phenomena of melting polar ice caps and they say that the temperature models are ultimately only a secondary part of their argument -- the real thing is that regardless of what is happening globally, if a climate shift is occurring locally in the polar regions -- and that is what, apparently, the various melting icebergs and whatnot suggest -- that would be enough to end the world as we know it. Any good debunkings out there of the "ice caps are melting!" argument?
Posted by: Robert_Paulson at December 10, 2009 02:18 AM (+deq6)
Posted by: meep at December 10, 2009 02:22 AM (Jw4eT)
Now can someone please stop these nuts from destroying the world economy while we're much nearer the brink of a certainly devestating ice age than we are man-made (probably more helpful than otherwise) "global warming"?
In other news, I'm sitting opposite a 28-year old female Christian virgin, a tall blonde elementary school teacher marking math exams whom I'm staying with in Australia, and I really resent Christianity right now for making virginity and chastity "cool".
Posted by: Christoph at December 10, 2009 02:25 AM (bFR0U)
Richard Feynman is one of the clearest thinking people (scientist or otherwise) I have ever read. My children have even read most of his books (because I made them). "Six Easy Pieces" was one of my daughter's bed-time stories when she was 7, and she still remembers much of it twelve years later.
Read some Feynman people as he will fine-tune your B.S. detector in ways you never dreamed possible.
Hit your local library and/or Amazon. If you are not a reader, grab the audio book versions, they are just as good.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at December 10, 2009 02:26 AM (F09Uo)
Ditto that.
I read one of his books when I was a teenager and too young to understand it (oh, I mostly got the physics as well as one could, but the deeper insights into people would have slipped entirely by me).
On YouTube, one can find some great long interviews with this man. I doubt you'd find many better ways to spend an hour.
Posted by: Christoph at December 10, 2009 02:30 AM (bFR0U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2009 02:32 AM (9Cooa)
I'm going for a new term, you guys are welcome to give me some feedback:
"pseudo-scientist nature deniers" or
"pseudo-scientist natural cycle skeptics"
Which do you think is more apt?
Posted by: 141 Driver at December 10, 2009 02:34 AM (JFNQ7)
I read Feynman's QED. I knew nothing about quantum mechanics prior to that.n I had a pretty darned good grasp on it afterward. What a teacher.
O/T: Ace, I clicked on the timestamp so that I could get the address to link the post at Facebook. FB has a posting app that enables quick linking of stuff. Somehow, it's pretty good at finding the right picture to go along with a link. But, if not, it lets you scroll through the pics and the pics of icons on a page until you find something you like. Well, after clicking on the timestamp, the only availabe pictures here are Sitemeter box and one of the ad blocks. It would be helpful if you could con some poor schmuck into putting your logo somewere to make it available to be found by FB or so that you can scroll to it. Just a guess, but a convenient spot might be next to the timestamp? You know, a little 3/4" version of the logo.
Posted by: Jek Porkins (rdb) at December 10, 2009 02:37 AM (Zebgd)
Posted by: Dan Collins at December 10, 2009 02:41 AM (XTREl)
And Ace is spot on -- they convince themselves that what they are doing is right. First they convince themselves that their conclusions are right in spite of the data, and then they convince themselves that changing the data is an honorable, ethical imperative. Finally they attack any who doubt their own moral superiority.
Posted by: nine coconuts at December 10, 2009 02:49 AM (DHNp4)
EPA now has the power (not really) but that's what congress is going to tell you so when they pass cap & trade they can use them as the scapegoat for why they just had to do this or the big bad EPA would have destroyed business.
You think things are bad now, folks you aint seen nothing yet.
Posted by: Mark at December 10, 2009 02:49 AM (2z8ZT)
Then another scientist comes along and says, no, there are only 46 human chromosomes. And he has the pictures to prove it, too. Not only that, he took the pictures that the first bunch had, and there were only 46 there as well.
The corollary to the "Rule of 48" was that "All Scientists Are Blind". Hilarity ensued.
However, in this situation (the phony "AGW"), it's even worse. Not only were the scientists "blind", they deliberately doctored their data for political reasons. And Ace's reference to how the media "fact checks" (or doesn't) their stories is also telling, given the amount of utter bullshit the public has been subjected to over the past several years on this subject.
An excellent case in point is how many times the E-vil BOOOSH was excoriated in the media for his "refusal" to sign the Kyoto treaty. But what no one was told by the media was that there was no need for Bush to sign it, as Clinton already had (or more precisely, he had some DoS flunky go to Brazil and sign it for him). Nor does hardly anyone know about that 95-0 Senate vote that told Clinton Kyoto would be DOA if he sent it to them for ratification.
It's bad enough the so-called scientists are doctoring their data to get the "desired" results, but the State Run Media is blatantly covering up their misdeeds. How do you fight something like that?
Posted by: Cave Bear at December 10, 2009 02:55 AM (TsnSg)
Scientist 'Pressured' to Defend Climate Research
Britain's Met Office has embarked on an urgent exercise to bolster the reputation of climate-change science after the furor over leaked e-mails, referred to as "Climate-gate."
More than 1,700 scientists have agreed to sign a statement defending the "professional integrity" of global warming research. They were responding to a round-robin request from the Met Office, which has spent four days collecting signatures. The initiative is a sign of how worried it is that e-mails stolen from the University of East Anglia are fueling skepticism about man-made global warming at a critical moment in talks on carbon emissions.
One scientist said that he felt under pressure to sign the circular or risk losing work. The Met Office admitted that many of the signatories did not work on climate change.
Posted by: Robert_Paulson at December 10, 2009 02:55 AM (+deq6)
I hope people have hidden cameras and mics at the Copenhagen confab. Love to see some candid pics of those guys.
I smuggled out a menu. Here is what the beautiful people heroes are having tonight at Phil Jones dojo. No, not humble pie:
Squid ravioli in lemon grass broth, goat cheese profiteroles and arugula Caesar salad, swordfish meatloaf with onion marmalade, rare roasted partridge breast in raspberry coulis with a sorrel timbale and, of course, grilled free-range rabbit with herbed french fries.
Then free hookers.
Posted by: Jek Porkins (rdb) at December 10, 2009 02:56 AM (Zebgd)
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at December 10, 2009 02:59 AM (j6H6o)
Hell, no. It's conform or get a stoning, or else keep your mouth shut, so if you show something other than what the other guy shows, you try to reconcile it to the already-established position.
If the science is good, why is the burning of heretics neccessary? Indeed, why would there be so many heretics to burn?
Posted by: nickless at December 10, 2009 03:00 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: dan in michigan at December 10, 2009 03:02 AM (88w67)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2009 03:02 AM (9Cooa)
And this is another thing. "Stolen emails"? I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong here, but this part of the mess sounds a lot more like a "data dump" done by someone on the inside, as it included not only the emails, but computer code and some of the datasets as well.
Gotta love that media integrity...
Posted by: Cave Bear at December 10, 2009 03:09 AM (TsnSg)
This is the scientific equivalent of embezzlement. Cook the books so you get what you want.
Posted by: Crusty at December 10, 2009 03:09 AM (qzgbP)
Posted by: Mortis at December 10, 2009 03:15 AM (hA5JK)
The inconvenient truth: All we are saying is give empirical science a chance.
Al The Ludicrous Denier, high priest of Baal, the profit of fraud, is condemned by the nature of reality check.
Account for ALL the evidence according to strict rules that do not permit alteration of the record.
/Some folks, upon disillusionment, shop for the next cult to join. Recall Obama's first kiddie campaign song: "We're gonna change it, and rearrange it. Obama's gonna save the world." The latest from the White House is that Obama would not have chosen the Nobel Peace Prize for himself. Now there goes Audacious Atrocity on record, as if it were Obama's to award himself.
Posted by: maverick muse at December 10, 2009 03:16 AM (+CLh/)
Posted by: eman at December 10, 2009 03:18 AM (S5N2f)
Can't you at least work it into a sentence or something? Like now that the AGW bubble is about to burst, Christian Louboutin can get on with increasing production of their discounted fine heel shoes.
Posted by: Christoph at December 10, 2009 03:25 AM (bFR0U)
Assume two dendrologists, (tree experts.) Lets call them Boffo and Buffo. Both apply for a grant to study how tree rings can be used to measure historical climate.
Boffo spends a year making measurements and analyzing data and concludes that tree ring growth is fatally flawed as a temperature proxy because of an indeterminate correlation between growth and temperature, and a survivor bias that causes rapid growth after any event which damages surrounding trees, creating spurious steps in the data.
Buffo does the same measurements and analysis and concludes that tree rings are a wonderful temperature proxy, but only after you apply cryptic mathematical "corrections" to the data. Buffo is now a dendroclimatologist. Buffo does not quite understand that corrections, as a grad student did most of the programming and frankly hes too scared to show his ignorance but he knows he is right.
Boffo goes back to his position at an Ag school and helps out the local scout troop with their tree identification merit badges.
Buffo continues to get grants studying the climate record, and spends his time jetting to conferences and consulting governments on climate policy.
Survival of the fittest. Darwin would cry.
Posted by: nine coconuts at December 10, 2009 03:34 AM (DHNp4)
Posted by: scrood at December 10, 2009 03:35 AM (V9OIi)
When the worldÂ’s elite gather in mass
And party themselves on their ass
ItÂ’s truly a crime
And all on your dime
While chains for our slavery they cast
They couldnÂ’t do math, itÂ’s too tuff
So they just went and made this shit up
And now theyÂ’re exposed
Their agenda is hosed
But is it now wounded enough?
You must resist loudly with verve
And not let them rattle your nerve
The ballÂ’s in our court
But itÂ’s a blood sport
Our freedoms weÂ’ll fight to preserve
Posted by: Beto at December 10, 2009 03:45 AM (+CLh/)
Posted by: eman at December 10, 2009 03:46 AM (S5N2f)
Posted by: Phil f'in Jones at December 10, 2009 03:49 AM (SwkdU)
Then, when that's done, more baby steps until Megan and Ace both stop giving these frauds the benefit of the doubt, and realize that this will never end until they do so. Until they realize that the phrase "never ascribe to malice that which can be explained by stupidity" is utterly freaking arbitrary, and in fact the exact opposite is just as likely to be true, and in this case, it is.
The Long March Through The Institutions. Gramsci. Alinsky. Remember that, and them? If you don't believe those are the driving forces in our culture right now, you're utterly blind. If you don't believe the global warming hoax is a direct, intentional and malicious implementation of that, well... baby steps.
Qwinn
Posted by: Qwinn at December 10, 2009 03:52 AM (SxA2Q)
Posted by: jeff at December 10, 2009 03:54 AM (Sx9Qk)
I wish someone would put a stop to these kinds of cheap shots against people like homosexuals. I wish someone would speak up.
Posted by: mr.frakypants at December 10, 2009 03:54 AM (PonvG)
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Posted by: Planet Moron at December 10, 2009 04:13 AM (+ICpS)
And - hence - the researchers adamant refusal to release them: ya can't fudge program source code! Check out the "ValAdj()" function in some of the programs! It adds (multiplies, actually) that "adjustment" curve into the data almost perfectly.
Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at December 10, 2009 04:16 AM (/cH23)
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Posted by: iDoc at December 10, 2009 04:17 AM (fCfVS)
Yep --- Both GISS and CRU get their raw data from the GHCN. So, right out of the box, these "independent" measurements which supposedly confirm each other are not looking very independent at all.
And then all supply their own version of the secret fudge to make the results appear similar but not identical. So as Eschenbach states in his reconstruction of the fraud, start with the GHCN and have at. Cook your own fake data from there, why do you need the IPCC do it for you.
It's not science, it's a haox.
Posted by: bill-tb at December 10, 2009 04:18 AM (y+QfZ)
Posted by: nine coconuts
Al Gore, President of the Planet by Green authoritarianism, college flunk-out
Potus Ponzi Obama, UN Security Chairman, no college transcripts
Lobotomy Scam Artist Laureates
Our government, national and global, IS organized crime.
You must resist loudly with verve
And not let them rattle your nerve
The ballÂ’s in our court
But itÂ’s a blood sport
Our freedoms weÂ’ll fight to preserve--Beto
Posted by: maverick muse at December 10, 2009 04:20 AM (+CLh/)
Green Newspeak, independence means dependence. It takes a village.
Posted by: maverick muse at December 10, 2009 04:22 AM (+CLh/)
Posted by: maverick muse at December 10, 2009 04:33 AM (+CLh/)
And a side note: Ace, don't you think that writing something like I don't know, but I know it's not science -- you can't spell homogenization without "homo", scant days after a major brouhaha about juvenile and unfunny bigoted 'jokes' in comments, is a bit over the top?
Posted by: wolfwalker at December 10, 2009 04:36 AM (br8fl)
It usually takes over a decade of hard work to become a "scientist" (ie a grant-earning publisher of papers).
Once you're there, if you don't earn grants, your career is OVER. Basic science research is expensive, it almost never generates its own revenues, and virtually nobody is independently wealthy enough to conduct it on their own dime. Its publish or perish.
Science also doesn't reward the unorthodox with grants. When you are writing grants, your reputation DOES matter. Saying the orthodoxy is wrong (ie the ones who issue the grant money and peer review the papers), doesn't tend to lead to grant receipt.
In short, there is tremendous economic and professional incentive for scientists NOT to step too far away from "consensus", even if the consensus is wrong.
In short, in many areas, there is tremendous economic pressure
Posted by: looking closely at December 10, 2009 04:36 AM (6Q9g2)
This is a helluva summary followed by a very articulate explanation. Ace, I don't want you to get too big a head, but sometimes your insights are perceptive enough and well presented to the point that it's a little scary. Like, let's hope this guy doesn't decide to go rogue and create a Thompson Harmonizer while he's not working on his blog.
Seriously great post. But if you start feeling too good about yourself and need a dash of cold water, you can always check back to the comments on the huge thread about jokes last night.
Posted by: RM at December 10, 2009 04:38 AM (1kwr2)
This process of discarding outliers is more of a central problem than most people (and most scientists) think.
It's actually a huge deal. Complex systems exhibit distributions that are scale invariant because the processes in a complex system are stochastic. The output of a complex system follows a power law curve, like Zeta distributions, Zipf-Mandelbrot, Pareto, etc. They are not linear.
The rare, high-magnitude events are critically important! For example, every now and then (i.e., every 100 million years), you get a volcano that spews 1000x more ash and lava than the next largest one.
Or, a freak wave that is 800x larger than a normal swell travels across the ocean that's big enough to swallow an oil tanker, then disappears.
Or a flood hits one year that alters the shape of a continent, and nothing like it happens for a billion years.
Or one author will sell 100 million copies, more than 10x the next best-selling author. Or one movie will make $500 million, and end up subsidizing the other 90% of movies that break even or lose money.
These are outliers. They produce the scale-invariant distribution curves that can be found just about everywhere in nature, in economies, AND IN THE FUCKING WEATHER. Outliers are also responsible for producing the emergent structures that scientists are typically interested in the first place.
What do scientists do with outliers? They throw them out. They disregard them. But they contain all the valuable information! Scientists always seem to focus on the norm, the averages, because the outliers are too hard to accommodate into their theory.
This is one of the reasons that climate prediction models are total bullshit, always have been, and always will be, even if the data were perfect. The fact that the data has been faked is just icing on the shit-cake they've been serving us for a few years.
Posted by: Phinn at December 10, 2009 04:40 AM (GiUTT)
Higher temperatures cause more water to evaporate from the oceans, so there is more water vapour in the air that can condense to rain - or to snow, close to the polar regions. So some think the polar ice caps might grow thicker as the world warms, since more snow will fall and be compacted to ice.
Posted by: VELVET AMBITION at December 10, 2009 04:42 AM (xLMtq)
Posted by: maddogg at December 10, 2009 04:44 AM (OlN4e)
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'Homogenized' data is FAKED data. Period. Full stop.
We're dealing with an excess of civility here. This is full-frontal fraud, nothing less.
The results shown in those graphs above were not the results of 'uncalibrated' instrumentation, nor insufficient data sampling [both a valid reason for 'error'].
I know how science in a lab works: a 'verified' method + calibrated instrument
If I can't repeat the results, and the 'method' is not at fault, then either the instruments, or the samples are 'bad'.
If there are no problems with any of the above factors, then the only other possibility is that the analyst CPT. Charles screwed up.
When things get to that point, then the question asked is: was there an 'honest' or a 'dishonest' error? Accidentally plugging in the wrong number isn't 'cause' for termination, plugging in 'imaginary' numbers is.
At that point, the 'boss' either [A] catches the error, or get's 'successfully' BS'd into believing the result is 'good', or
Anybody care to guess which category the 'AGW consensus falls into?
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 10, 2009 04:45 AM (lYKj1)
Posted by: eman at December 10, 2009 04:47 AM (mDY9f)
Posted by: mr.frakypants at December 10, 2009 04:47 AM (PonvG)
Posted by: eman at December 10, 2009 04:55 AM (mDY9f)
Posted by: maddogg at December 10, 2009 04:56 AM (OlN4e)
At least we could get major funding for them.
Posted by: bill at December 10, 2009 04:58 AM (nUbAO)
I'd like to see those names.
Posted by: bill at December 10, 2009 05:02 AM (nUbAO)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at December 10, 2009 05:03 AM (wgLRl)
Posted by: Eric Godard at December 10, 2009 05:04 AM (1Iiqg)
Posted by: nocce sacco at December 10, 2009 05:04 AM (Qc93O)
It's the stairway to liberal heaven! Brings tears to a dirty hippy's eyes.
Oh, my fellow poet Homer said to remind you to quit trying to top his verbosity. So unseemly.
Posted by: Rober Plant at December 10, 2009 05:04 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: Jean at December 10, 2009 05:09 AM (1bQOq)
74 Obama said this morning (in his lecture to the world), even his military leaders are calling for action on global warming, to keep the peace.
I'd like to see those names.
Actually that's sort of true...though it's likely those guys are relying on the veracity of the same bunch of conmen who have been lying to the rest of us.
1. If Globaloney "consensus" was anything close to reality, it would make sense for the military to plan for it.
2. If the civilian authority, i.e. the Precedent and the SECDEF call something a threat, you at least pay it some lip service.
3. In the military, as in other professions, some people are just whores and brown nosers.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at December 10, 2009 05:09 AM (wgLRl)
Posted by: lions at December 10, 2009 05:10 AM (Ip9OL)
Posted by: AngelEm at December 10, 2009 05:15 AM (HCxZ0)
Posted by: Stealth Gay Academic Conservative at December 10, 2009 05:16 AM (S2uKr)
Posted by: Tiger Woods at December 10, 2009 05:21 AM (1Iiqg)
Posted by: Robber Plant at December 10, 2009 05:21 AM (gbCNS)
Currently your (and Gabe's and DrewM's and Allahpundit's et al) argument is that "OH No! Government officials wouldn't LIE to us about a vital record like a Birth Certificate! " We must TRUST Obama, TRUST the Media, TRUST Hawaiian Officials and TRUST the DNC. (who was responsible for affirming his qualifications.)
I especially liked that part of you article where you mention
"So no, Megan, all these "crazies" who doubted this crap for years were not believing that there was always this deliberate determination to fudge data. (Although, as we see from the CRU letters, that does happen.) We tended to think it was usually more "subtle," as you put it, too.
But if you need that daylight between us -- if you need a psychological crutch that tells you I'm not like those crazies; I believe something different than them; maybe I'm halfway between the lunatic-but-correct crazies and the noble-but-wrong scientists -- fine, I'll be that for you."
So MUCH of your post describes the Birth Certificate controversy. Just substitute "Birth Certificate" for Global warming, and swap positions from what you have currently, and it's a perfect fit, up to and including media bias.
Really great post Ace !
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2009 05:24 AM (ou+hP)
Yeah, a million bucks to pull that plug...why I am I never around for those opportunities?
In academia, "publish or perish" is not just a cliche. It's your paycheck.
Posted by: ProfShade at December 10, 2009 05:25 AM (CC3vq)
I did some station surveys for Anthony Watts, and one of the stations I surveyed caused NASA GISS to admit they screwed up, so they altered their procedure. Anthony and Steve McIntrye analyzed the station I surveyed, and used the bogus adjustment they found to go after GISS. That was pretty cool.
They still need some stations surveyed. Go to surfacestations.org if you're interested in helping.
Posted by: stace at December 10, 2009 05:27 AM (g/wgk)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 10, 2009 05:29 AM (NJs4T)
Basically, you would only have to have a handful of politically motivated scientitsts to gin up this whole thing. It is only going to get more sordid as we go along.
We are extremely fortunate that this scam did not come along at a time where the temperature happened to be going up.
Posted by: Voluble at December 10, 2009 05:30 AM (nZNTl)
I'm sick and damned tired of all these gratuitous slaps at homos.
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[Tiffany Silver sounds like a porn name, doesn't it?] Nah, it'd be Tiffass.
Posted by: FUBAR at December 10, 2009 05:34 AM (1fanL)
http://i48.tinypic.com/o0c4yd.gif
Posted to tinypic because I'm like, anonymous or something.
Posted by: mr.frakypants at December 10, 2009 05:36 AM (PonvG)
Posted by: elclynn at December 10, 2009 05:41 AM (ux/V3)
Posted by: Darwin at December 10, 2009 05:48 AM (GwPRU)
79 Tiffany Silver
I are like your jewelery very much, but it looks like you are have manipulated the prices a bit to the high side of the value.
Posted by: franksalterego at December 10, 2009 05:49 AM (GKyIE)
No, not buying it. I agree with Qwinn and the others here.
We already have evidence that they bully people left and right to agree or be banished.
Their funding comes from this being a CRISIS.
There's so much evidence of them strongly pushing people to agree with them, so why would I think that most of the tampering is unconscious?
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 10, 2009 05:50 AM (Be4xl)
1. the adjusted data is crap.
2. everything that uses the adjusted data is also crap.
3. every conclusion based on the adjusted data is crap.
We need to start from the top, with the raw data. All that can be found. It will need to be quaility controlled, and sanity checked for internal consistancy.
Then we can start going over the climate models with a fine tooth comb. Then we can model the last 100 years (or so) and compare it with what actually happened. Another sanity check.
Then, and only then, should we even think about modelling the next 100 years.
Another thing: come up with some reasons why the tree-ring data post 1960 diverges from the temperature record. And look for places in the past where it might behave that way, as well.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 10, 2009 05:54 AM (1hM1d)
They still need some stations surveyed. Go to surfacestations.org if you're interested in helping.
stace, that's cool.
My husband says the one in Del Rio is too close to the building, but I never got around to taking pictures.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 10, 2009 05:57 AM (Be4xl)
10 years ago the AGW mess exploded...for reasons that had nothing to do with the science.
So I respectfully disagree with you, Ace. This was no accident, no 'fooling' themselves, and certainly no science I ever learned.
These men bought into the scam for grants, power, and prestige. They broke the basic rule of scientific study...repeatability of results. They used their power and prestige only to block dissenting study.
They don't deserve their degrees. They don't deserve their positions. They don't deserve the respect of their peers.
Posted by: trainer at December 10, 2009 06:00 AM (K5X44)
money for funding the scientists
money for AlGore type schemes
political power in the name of "the greater good"
redistribution of wealth, controlled by the left
personal prestige and dominance
(for arrogant "scientists")
clinging to their religion and their inferiority complex
(for ignorant followers)
A "gateway drug" toward more "command and control"
(for those higher up the Marxist ladder)
many more, as have been discussed ...
Posted by: bill at December 10, 2009 06:05 AM (nUbAO)
Posted by: eman at December 10, 2009 06:09 AM (mDY9f)
Back in the early to mid 90s, when I was dating my husband, he sat me down and we watched a documentary that showed where temperatures were being recorded, and how cities had grown around them, bumping the temps up. It was obvious then that the data was bad and that the "scientists" collecting the data didn't care.
Now, 15 years later, you want me to believe it wasn't completely, totally on purpose?
Anybody who looked at the facts could see the problems. Anybody who looked at a weather station in the middle of an asphalt parking lot, near machinery putting off heat, and not say "something is wrong" is guilty of KNOWINGLY hiding the truth.
Posted by: Mama AJ at December 10, 2009 06:09 AM (Be4xl)
Oh, your ideology! Behold my works! And despair!
Posted by: Lord Kelvin at December 10, 2009 06:12 AM (/gil1)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2009 06:12 AM (2qU2d)
And the quote of the day on the Google home page reminded me as such. "Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people."
Posted by: Participation Ribbon at December 10, 2009 06:12 AM (TJoID)
I like the "are you smarter than a sixth grader?" approach. The left uses children to lecture us, but it is mostly emotion based. That bit uses a sixth grader to explain how simple (and corrupt) the science is.
Too bad our current education czar is more interested in teaching children about fisting, than about glaciers that have retreated, or the medieval warm period.
Posted by: bill at December 10, 2009 06:15 AM (nUbAO)
"Lord Kelvin" should really just stick to working the glory hole at the Vince Lombardy NJ Turnpike rest stop.
That's not even a subpar attempt at trolling, and we've got pretty low standards here.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at December 10, 2009 06:17 AM (wgLRl)
Posted by: eman at December 10, 2009 06:21 AM (mDY9f)
Just a little side note on scientist conning themselves on data. This happens all the time in oil and gas exploration geology and engineering. Typically, because there is the desired result of finding hydrocarbons and making money, it's easy for geoscientist to fall in love with prospects and drilling projects. I find it helps to have engineers in the mix because they want data, and nothing but the data, in their planning. That process of providing that can sometimes uncover the warts on the baby before you drill. Likewise, it makes a big difference having a wellsite geologist out on site during drilling completions because I've seen wellbore engineers become obsessed with trying to make a problemed wellbore come around to the state of textbook perfect when a good geologist can tell him that it's time to pull out and move on because the hydrocarbons just aren't there.
In the case of climate science, the sheer lack of practical application and loss of financial accountability has allowed a lot of these guys to get too ennamored with the process and hasn't made them have to answer for it. In the future, it should be mandated that climate study towards the theory of AGW have to be accompanied with an equal amount of work on fixing it, be it CO2 sequestration, or whatever. Then let's see them partnered with some engineers and some accountants that make them fit to a bottom line and profitability. I bet the end result is much less catastrophic, more accurate and possibly even useful.
Posted by: Rob B at December 10, 2009 06:21 AM (q32Ly)
I had to Bing her to see who she was. LOL, Her wiki entry calls her a "libertarian"..
Looking at her web site I would call her a frothing at the mouth Obama commie liberal.
Posted by: Vic at December 10, 2009 06:22 AM (CDUiN)
Here's the needed proof for your exciting discoveries, ace: the avalanching horde of scientists heading for the Exit Door of Reason.
Oh, where's Lord Monckton when you need him?
Posted by: Lord Kelvin at December 10, 2009 06:23 AM (/gil1)
IIRC the station in Del Rio is not on the list of stations that Anthony wants surveyed, probably because it's not in the network that GISS uses for its historic climate data. I bet it is too close to the building--almost all of them are. Even though the station may not be in the GISS network, it's still probably providing data to the NWS that's biased high.
Posted by: stace at December 10, 2009 06:24 AM (g/wgk)
Posted by: Jean at December 10, 2009 06:27 AM (feZkI)
#111
Yea, but did you hear about the time when all of the geologist in the world traded places with all of the meteorologist and no one knew the difference?
Posted by: VELVET AMBITION at December 10, 2009 06:28 AM (xLMtq)
Posted by: Jean at December 10, 2009 06:31 AM (3WbbL)
I believe this is what we call a "smoking gun". Save this one for all your brainwashed friends and relations who still think we ought to give up civilization for the sake of Nature.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 10, 2009 06:32 AM (lYKj1)
But then you get to high school. Some friend of yours gets knocked up by a complete jerk who dumps her. She's got a new boyfriend who is a really good guy, plans to go to school and be a Dr. This baby would screw up her whole life. Her parents are going to kill her...whatever the reason is that this baby is inconvenient.
All of a sudden, that little thing in her stomach doesn't seem all that real at all. She could make it go away for a few hundred dollars and have that picture perfect life she imagined just a few short weeks ago. And you think the same thing.
It's kinda hard now to go back to opposing abortion. If you have that little tickle in the back of your brain that it's evil, then that means you are a little bit evil yourself. So justifications begin and next thing you know, you're marching around with a little sign that says "My body, my choice" or maybe you just sit at home and justify your vote for democrats because those radical crazies would take away your right to choose.
And you've lied to yourself again.
Posted by: someone out there at December 10, 2009 06:33 AM (H+rgl)
Posted by: eman at December 10, 2009 06:36 AM (mDY9f)
Posted by: stace at December 10, 2009 06:39 AM (g/wgk)
Where are they? I mean, the ones not already bankrolled by the gas industry?
Oh. It must be a conspiracy, intended by smallish climate-geeks to entrap rightwing fatasses in shopping-cart-sized e-cars.
Talk about "truther" cons. What a doozy, ace.
Posted by: Lord Kelvin at December 10, 2009 06:39 AM (/gil1)
The difference (as I'm sure you realize) is that Chevron has to make a profit, and it comes from actually discovering oil and gas.
The profit for the AGW gang is in establishing their religion. Facts that don't support their claims are "negative feedback" ... or their "dry hole", which they will guide away from.
The political profit motive with AGW, eliminates the self correcting process we have in private enterprise, and has seemed to have progressed far beyond casual self conning, to full blown criminal activity, with perhaps some delusion in the lower ranks.
as I see it ...
Posted by: bill at December 10, 2009 06:40 AM (nUbAO)
"homogenization." He just finds a disparity and goes apeshit.
Posted by: Lord Kelvin at December 10, 2009 06:43 AM (/gil1)
Anyway, the dictates of your precious capitalism require a new bubble of "green" investment.
You lose, fuckers.
Posted by: Lord Kelvin at December 10, 2009 06:48 AM (/gil1)
Posted by: PowerLifter at December 10, 2009 06:49 AM (072Xq)
"Both GISS and CRU get their raw data from the GHCN"
This is only partly true.
For the early years of the series (1850 - ??) both GISS and GHCN get THEIR "raw data" from CRU.
Posted by: Uriel at December 10, 2009 06:57 AM (+F8Li)
Posted by: maddogg at December 10, 2009 07:00 AM (OlN4e)
"Both GISS and CRU get their raw data from the GHCN"
This is only partly true.
For the early years of the series (1850 - ??) both GISS and GHCN get THEIR "raw data" from CRU.
Posted by: Uriel at December 10, 2009 07:00 AM (+F8Li)
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2009 07:03 AM (r2T/L)
#16.
Not just the Jews. It was the "homogenized" Jews.
Good read.
I can't believe how much they fudged those numbers. The obviousness (is that a word?) of this astounding.
Posted by: 1IDVET at December 10, 2009 07:07 AM (RqLIl)
Posted by: jiminstl at December 10, 2009 07:10 AM (GJaw7)
Posted by: Uh, Clem at December 10, 2009 07:13 AM (9A7mh)
Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2009 07:16 AM (A+6fk)
Posted by: zombies Michealson & Morely at December 10, 2009 07:18 AM (G9/8V)
I say that as an ex-scientist, and this absence of (self-) critical thinking in the field is one of the things that turned me off to the discipline.
Again, outstanding, especially coming from a lawyer-type.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 10, 2009 07:20 AM (50S+L)
She's spent countless posts debunking people like Drum, Yglesias(sp?), and Ezra Klein, and yet continues to treat them as if they are arguing in good faith. But when she argues with a right winger, she never provides a link or even the name of the person making the argument. She just creates a phantom through the use of "Some people say..." At this point, it's become obvious that she simply never reads any right wing articles or blogs and thus has no clue about one entire side of any policy argument she writes about.
Exhibit #8573 as to why there is no such thing as a DC libertarian.
Posted by: Oschisms at December 10, 2009 07:23 AM (Gs0qi)
A Man for All Seasons
Those who enable:
A Man for Warming Seasons Only. Apparently.
Charming. You know, Ms. McArdle, the reason this happened is because those doing the date and denigrating the skeptics were so acting because they always had an eye more on the preferred public policy and their fears for the future more than the data. And you, in being oh so stubborn, are essentially doing the same--for some reasons you just don't want to call a spade a spade. Perhaps you don't want to give too much moral authority to the doubters, and don't want them to achieve a crushing victory because of fears of what may come. Tough. Let the future take care of itself. Do the right today.
Now, once again, it may just be desire to make sure that men are treated fairly in what amounts to a public trial. That's fine--sometimes it's good to not rush to burn the witch--but I'll tell you this. I think there is a wave building where one day the public is going to have an old fashion auto de fe since every time something like this happens, where one side--and honestly, usually the liberal--gets caught red handed and the establishment just can't bring itself to admit the obvious. Instead, it's always some kind of last ditch defense. I mean, for jeeper's sake, Ohio is funding the defense of those who ransacked Joe the Plumbers privacy, I guess because Joe is a Republican and Republicans can't be seen to be vindicated. At some point it becomes very clear to the public that liberals will never admit wrong, and will fight to the last to avoid admitting the obvious when the hand is in the cookie jar. Enough. People are going to get sick of having to go to DEFCON 1 every time a liberal screws up just so we can get to the point where we can admit there was a screw up--much less do anything about it.
It's too bad the AGW scientists did it, but they did it, and they need to be strung up, socially. Period. For the encouragement of the others.
Because, you know, if these guys had just made a mistake because of natural human bias and wish to see what they wanted to see, I wouldn't condemn these science fakers. I truly wouldn't. It's the behavior in first trying to pull off the fakery when it was clear the data did not support, and then the defense of their fakery--whether intentional or not--that is inexcusable and indefensible. They attacked others, tried their best to destroy others, were fairly ruthless and arrogant about it, and now that they have been proved to have feet of clay there will be no quarter. This isn't simple human error due to perception bias or something like that. It's just bad character. So don't defend the indefensible, because you can be drawn into it also, because I think a lot of people are sick and tired of being hounded for the motes in their eyes by the side that ignores the beams in their own.
Just ask for fairness and some decency in judgment instead of a rush to judgment. But there has got to be 'justice" in these cases, and it's time for liberals, who have had no problems calling for the social excommunication of others as a routine remedy for that which they find beyond the pale, to understand that the same remedy can be and should be applied to them as well.
Ms. McArdle, I know you are not a liberal in policy preference. But you are a liberal at heart, or least appear so, in this sense--you are comfortable around them, and seem to keep their company more than conservatives--and want to keep their good opinions (those whom you like). Like I said, tough for me to tell from a distance, so if I'm wrong, fair enough and my apologies, And if true, fine also, to a point. But at that point, character demands one tells one's friends they are wrong when they are wrong. And justice demands that it sometimes be done forcefully and clearly, not gently, because the society needs a strong statement every so often on what is and is not okay. And so yes, I think you're enabling.
But what the hell do I know? I'm just crazy, right? Just like Ace.
Nuts to that.
Posted by: Horatius at December 10, 2009 07:25 AM (i2DCO)
Posted by: Robert_Paulson at December 10, 2009 06:18 AM (+deq6)
There was an article about 6 months ago, with graphics that showed that in Antarctica, the western side of the ice cap had melted but the people who noticed that failed to take into consideration that the east side was getting larger. Can't remember where I saw that so no link. Of course there is always the one where satellites were saying it was all open water up there then later they found out the sensors were not operating right, there was no open water.
Posted by: Bill R. at December 10, 2009 07:39 AM (EhlQq)
Imagine you have two kids, and both of them make a batch of cookies. But one kid is sick and vomits in her cookie mix bowl.
Then you decide you don't want two completely different batches of cookies. So you do the scientific climate fix thing. You mix both bowls of cookie mix together before cooking.
Sure you know one of them is ruined, and mixing will ruin the other. But removing the flawed one apparently isn't something that climate scientists understand. Other scientists will remove flawed datasets (assuming they have good reason to do so); but climate scientists are all about using the flawed sets to "fix" the normal datasets.
Like eating chocolate-chip and vomit flavored cookies. Not because you have to, but because you think it'll be better that way.
I mean, lets say you wanted the temp inside my house; one thermometer reads 67 the other reads -7 (and you put it in hot water and it still reads -7). Clearly to a rational person, the temp in my house is about 67. To a climate scientist the temperature is 30. See they'll average the good data with the known bad data to "correct" the data; and assume I keep my house at slightly below the freezing point of water.
Why do they do this? It makes for more impressive warming charts; once you average in the Urban heat islands, and use that to correct well placed temperature recordings; you can show some significant warming.
Posted by: Gekkobear at December 10, 2009 07:42 AM (SrfGc)
But, a thread fueled by admonitions about the proper way to couch racism in daft repartee and yukyuk, and...2000 comments!
Stick w/ what you know, knuckleheads.
Posted by: Lord Kelvin at December 10, 2009 07:43 AM (/gil1)
Posted by: Cave Bear at December 10, 2009 06:55 AM (TsnSg)
Something else the media isn't saying, and that I only found out about recently. Bush got us a little over halfway to our Kyoto goal of cutting greenhouse gas emissions without ever signing it. Why wasn't that reported?
Posted by: Bill R. at December 10, 2009 07:45 AM (EhlQq)
I like McCardle also and I was bewildered at her unwillingness to accept the evidence right before her eyes.
Douglas Adams had a fictional scientist, the self-named Wonko the Sane. Wonko, to remember that as scientists really we are all just clowns, "knowing" little, and we must be willing to look at the world with the eyes of a child and, potentially, be wrong.
The Sane, to remind himself that even with a name like Wonko, relative to you lot his faculties were alright.
Posted by: motionview at December 10, 2009 07:45 AM (DtSf1)
Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2009 07:46 AM (A+6fk)
(Mwah)
That puts them blogs on rock, rock
And they be lininÂ’ down the block
Just to laugh at what I got
Four, tres, two, uno
My footprint stay judicious
I be down in the basement
Just workinÂ’ on my witless
He's my witness
(Ooh wee)
I put yo' blog on rock rock
And they be lininÂ’ down the block
Just to laugh at what I got
(Four, tres, two, uno)
So pernicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So pernicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
So pernicious
(Ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Ergalicious, c-c-crazy, crazy
Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2009 07:49 AM (A+6fk)
Chill out Lord Kelvin! We know hot air when we see/hear it...
(Ya see what I did there? boy)
Posted by: somejoe at December 10, 2009 07:50 AM (22if9)
But, a thread fueled by admonitions about the proper way to couch racism in daft repartee and yukyuk, and...2000 comments!
Stick w/ what you know, knuckleheads.
Posted by: Lord Kelvin at December 10, 2009 11:43 AM (/gil1)
--It'll be dead when we say it's dead and the science is settled!
Posted by: logprof at December 10, 2009 07:51 AM (A+6fk)
Just think, the smattering of ignorance above is the reason the glory hole at the Vince Lombardi Rest Stop goes unmanned.
Look here, Kelvin or erg or Warren Bonesteel or whatever, those cocks ain't going to suck themselves. The longer those long-haul truckers need to sit around waiting for their release, the later I get my current order from Amazon.
So, get back to what you know. In your own small way, you make interstate commerce possible.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at December 10, 2009 07:57 AM (wgLRl)
Looking at the historical data, I'm not aware of any downside other than French winemakers losing market share to the vintners of England.
Posted by: toby928 at December 10, 2009 07:57 AM (PD1tk)
Exactly. If you purge an "aberrant" dataset, particularly when you don't have an abundance of them to mitigate an actual error (even if accidental or honestly mistaken), you better have a very good understanding and sound scientific basis for doing so. And you better disclose it and the rationalization... especially if asked.
These climate scientologists did none of this and went to great lengths -- actual fraud -- to conceal their "science." Truly shocking violations. The non-climate scientologist world of scientists should create its own petition if only to shield itself from their bastard colleagues.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 10, 2009 07:57 AM (50S+L)
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Posted by: Keyser Söze at December 10, 2009 08:10 AM (rk0PJ)
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at December 10, 2009 08:12 AM (3IZGh)
"So no, Megan, all these "crazies" who doubted this crap for years were not believing that there was always this deliberate determination to fudge data."
Ace, I agree: They did not start off fudging data. Wayback will show how some of their data used to look. Watts has shown how the old data looked. As reality hasn't favored their models recently, the pressure to monkey with the data has clearly become irresistable.
The physicists at CERN have confirmed Svensmark's theories in the lab, and Svensmark recently demonstrated it in the field. If this solar minimum continues we are well and truly screwed. Let's just hope that there's a big lag from when a grand solar minimum starts to when winter lingers, crops fail, and we have to resort to eating climatologists.
Posted by: theCork at December 10, 2009 08:14 AM (za8iP)
These guys do a process called "homogenization," right? What that means is they cast about for nearby stations, then average those, and then compare the average of nearby stations to the station in question, and, if they feel like it (if they think it "needs" it), they adjust the numbers of the target station to be closer to the average of the other, nearby stations.
I wonder if they are doing all this with the stations the "Harry" file intimated do not even exist?
Posted by: teqjack at December 10, 2009 08:16 AM (LEb+F)
Posted by: Keyser Söze at December 10, 2009 12:10 PM (rk0PJ)
Yes, why, you think a paradigm shift has begun?
Posted by: theCork at December 10, 2009 08:17 AM (za8iP)
Posted by: All of the REAL Scientists at December 10, 2009 08:20 AM (uuZjB)
I wonder if they are doing all this with the stations the "Harry" file intimated do not even exist?
Posted by: teqjack at December 10, 2009 12:16 PM (LEb+F)
I'm thinking back to the Cold War, when we found out that the Soviet Union had less than half as many nukes as we thought they did. There were investigations as to what went wrong with the estimates. It worked like this: Field agents made sophisticated wild-assed guesses based on what data they had, then added 10% as a fudge factor because they didn't want to guess too low. Then the middle managers added 10%, and the upper managers, etc.
So when we sat down for arms control with the Soviets, they were able to negotiate away nukes that never existed. Score!
Posted by: theCork at December 10, 2009 08:23 AM (za8iP)
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 10, 2009 08:26 AM (tClfg)
The graph that you displayed is labelled incorrectly.
The red line is grant money available for "scientists" who are willing to confirm global warming.
The blue line is money available for other weather research.
The black line is Nobel laureate and Oscar winning documentarian Algore's income from his carbon credit companies.
Posted by: Max Entropy at December 10, 2009 08:28 AM (uuZjB)
Posted by: Bosk at December 10, 2009 08:30 AM (pUO5u)
Well done, Ace! You've put words to what I've been thinking all along. The rewards for skewing science toward confirming Warmerist fears has just been too high for scientists to resist, and the risks too high not to conform. I especially like the distinction you draw between what 'Warmers' think 'Skeptics' say, and what the 'Skeptics' have actually been saying all along.
The same type of distinction can be made for 'Birthers', many of whom don't actually believe Obama was born in Kenya, yet are bothered by his unprecedented and obdurate secrecy regarding his birth, citizenship, school and medical records. If there's nothing wrong there, why hide them? Yet Obamaites classify as extremists and cranks any and all who question his lack of transparency about his past.
Posted by: Starboardhelm at December 10, 2009 08:31 AM (SgSfB)
As a practicing scientist, I need to let you know that we twist our black-waxed mustaches only after tying our virginal victims to train tracks. I don't make the rules, but I do try to follow them. Actually, that is just the rule for chemists. Sorry, I don't know the climatological rules. So nevermind.
All this adjustment could be necessary, but to carry it out, it would also be necessary to explain why, explain why the precise adjustments were chosen, and explain any uncertainty as to the magnitude. You can't just 'adjust' raw data without justification. That's crazy. The 'hide the decline' trick- if it is legitimate, this should be spelled out when it is done, not with hand wavy references to this being standard and well-discussed in the literature. Even if you are using a 'well-known' trick/technique, you just can't not say so. That's what stinks to me. The truth could be that the world has a fever, but without those issues being addressed, you can't say so from this particular bastard-child data set. If it is corrected, show that your corrections are correct.
And Lord Kelvin- he's really just Billy Thompson feeling full of himself.
Posted by: Dave Eaton at December 10, 2009 08:34 AM (JVJit)
Posted by: DngrMse at December 10, 2009 08:41 AM (LWPer)
Posted by: InCali at December 10, 2009 08:50 AM (u1OeY)
Yes, the Youtube video from yesterday of the 6th grader is pretty much a clue here.
The data sets, used in a simple manner, with no significant massaging, and with an open process; shows UHI to be the prime driver of surface temperature warming in the continental US. That might give you a hint that disproving the CO2 causal relation could be low-hanging fruit. I mean you'll have to work like a middle school science fair participant, but sometimes you have to sacrcifice and suffer for science... or to make a baking soda volcano.
Hand waving and hidden "homogenization" of the data isn't going to be perusasive when the "anti-science denialists" have done such a simple job of showing their data, their work, and their process.
Posted by: Gekkobear at December 10, 2009 08:50 AM (SrfGc)
Another work of brilliance by Ace. No one does analogy better.
Cheers.
"... man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest...especially when a cool "performance bonus" is on the line" - Paul Simon
Posted by: Tom vG at December 10, 2009 08:54 AM (TRJxR)
Notice the libs starting to really freak out about this now. This idiot Lord Kelvin is a classic example of a leftist throwing a childish tantrum when one of his core issues once again gets crushed by stone cold reality. Notice he can't refute anything at this point. He rolls in, drops a few F bombs, says we are all idiots and then wonders why his life is such a pathetic pile of crap when he lay awake at night in his cheap apartment.
We see this play out with the left on issue after issue when they see that they were dumb enough to be on the wrong side of an issue in the first place. Most never admit they were wrong, so they are forced to double down on the lies and become all the more bitter and pathetic.
What person buys into leftist socialist nonsense past the age of 18? Ignorant people with no ability to have a critical thought as an adult... that is who. This is why libs need to stick to working at the local espresso shop of perhaps running a bong store. But running the country? No... no..no!!!!!
Posted by: Magic Kingdom at December 10, 2009 08:55 AM (amSe4)
I commend you for your ability to convey such a complex concept that is the Darwin smoking gun. Thanks. The more I read, the more I comprehend.
Bastards.
Posted by: Derak at December 10, 2009 09:11 AM (p/gmH)
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Posted by: OregonMuse at December 10, 2009 09:22 AM (tClfg)
Posted by: Lord Kelvin at December 10, 2009 11:43 AM (/gil1)
Back to work, Erg, those Colorado Department of Education requests for fisting manuals for 14-year-olds aren't going to fill themselves out!
Posted by: Judge Smails at December 10, 2009 09:23 AM (ERJIu)
Posted by: Socratease at December 10, 2009 09:29 AM (nJmDs)
Switch : "CLICK......"
Monitor : "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!"
FORGER : "Pay me."
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Posted by: Keyser Söze at December 10, 2009 10:53 AM (rk0PJ)
Posted by: Keyser Söze at December 10, 2009 10:53 AM (rk0PJ)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 10, 2009 11:36 AM (Vhl5i)
"Lord Kelvin" should really just stick to working the glory hole at the Vince Lombardy NJ Turnpike rest stop.
That's not even a subpar attempt at trolling, and we've got pretty low standards here.
Interesting that he trolled with that name. Is the troll unaware that Lord Kelvin drove nails into the coffin of the Caloric Theory of Heat? which at the time was the accepted science...
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 10, 2009 11:48 AM (1hM1d)
This whole thing of Megan McCardle needing to believe she's not one of the crazy deniers.... I'm better than those people! I never thought anyone was cooking books deliberately!
It reminds me of the jokes going on at SNL right now. On the one hand Seth Meyers on Weekend Update knocks Obama for Policy X. And then immediately follows it up with a joke mocking the Republicans who've been complaining about Policy X all along.
See, you might have been right, stupid Republicans, but only the way clocks are right twice a day. We, in our intellectual superiority, figured this out through thought and reason! You moron teabaggers only figured it out by accident!
Posted by: Average Jen at December 10, 2009 02:02 PM (2dZ+6)
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Posted by: Faye Kinnit at December 11, 2009 01:20 AM (l1oyw)
Well said, welcome to my world. I care about science, because I admire it a as a method of revealing physical truth. These jerks have really pissed in the pool.
Posted by: theCork at December 10, 2009 09:53 PM (za8iP)
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