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December 15, 2009

Enjoy the New "Solitary Voice" Format
— Ace

With the exception of PA, who either didn't check his emails or wants to pull a Patrick Appel and passive-aggressively give the game away (PA = PA? surely no coincidence!; there must be some conspiracy afoot), the new "solitary voice" format is working pretty well, I'd say.

Even if you don't usually read Sullivan posts, you'll probably at least want to read the beginning and end of this one if you want to know how it is I've been posting like a demon all day well before my usual farmer's-hours wake-up at the crack of 2:30 pm.

Regarding that photoshop above: Credit to me, ace. Thanks to ace (myself) for the hat-tip. Via ace, me again, as I found it on my solitary-voice blog. Since no one else here is responsible for anything that's posted here -- I get the hat-trick of credit. Original credit, hat-tip credit, via credit: Me myself and I, baby.

(Also, if I have to confess it, thanks to some "underblogging" to McGurk for stewing in my cerebral juices long enough to intuitively understand I wanted a photoshop that looks exactly like that. But I was responsible for the substantive content of the picture.)

Sockpuppet Me! For the day, let's just suspend the "don't sockpuppet ace" rule. Sockpuppet away. It's my blog, and I do intend for it to have a solitary voice, so it's better if not only are the posts by me, but half the comments too.

Then I can claim to have the real "most popular one-man blog on the internet."

Posted by: Ace at 09:33 AM | Comments (553)
Post contains 270 words, total size 2 kb.

Hey!! Foul!

You stole that picture of me off Classmates.com. Rat. I resemble that. [/snarc]

Posted by: chuck in st paul at December 15, 2009 09:35 AM (adr25)

PA = Phoney Ace.

I feel so... used.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2009 09:36 AM (2qU2d)

3 Are AIDS transferable through Cerebral juices? or only if you swallow? I'll ask Obama's safe schools czar, he'll tell me.

Posted by: Ben at December 15, 2009 09:37 AM (wuv1c)

4 Okay, now I'm really confused.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 15, 2009 09:37 AM (QKKT0)

5 I posted this on a dead thread, so let me try again on a new one:

Okay, I didn't read Ace yesterday, and I'm a little behind the curve.

But, do you realize that there is a miniscule possibility that in fact someone else is responsible for the Trig Trutherism, and for whatever reason Sullivan cannot stop them from posting on his blog?

I realize that the odds are 1,000,000 to 1 that it's the other way around. I just can't decide which scenario is funnier.

Posted by: JayC at December 15, 2009 09:37 AM (+wAEK)

6 What are the chances we can get a third 'ace' post about the Washington Post article on Gitmo detainees headed for Illinois?

Posted by: Methos at December 15, 2009 09:38 AM (zyyJm)

7 So what, Ace. When I speak, I speak for this administration. Unless I misspeak. Which is often.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 15, 2009 09:38 AM (hKyl0)

SNOWBEAST!!!!!!

The marinating stuff has to stop. Either that, or someone pony up for the enormous quantities of Pepto that I am going to require.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 15, 2009 09:39 AM (B+qrE)

9 Thanks for all of the insightful comments fellows!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 09:39 AM (+lsX1)

10 Also, under the new theory, when Ace posts a story that's already been posted, this should be seen as proof of schizophrenia?

I mean, more proof than before?

Posted by: JayC at December 15, 2009 09:39 AM (+wAEK)

11 methinks Ace is as obsessed with Andrew Sullivan as the blogqueen is with Palin's uterus...

Posted by: Assman at December 15, 2009 09:40 AM (OCK4B)

12 Oh gosh - you guys crack me up!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 09:40 AM (+lsX1)

13 I just checked The Atlantic site so you don't have to, and it looks like all the by-lines have now been added. Maybe it was an insurrection. In any event, it looks like our favorite caterwalling, perpetually outraged, drug-fueled bitch hasn't been writing hardly anything at all lately. Heh.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at December 15, 2009 09:40 AM (8/DeP)

14 This reminds me of the movie Remo Williams:The Adventure Begins, except this actually has sequels so the adventure doesn't just stop at the beginning.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at December 15, 2009 09:40 AM (SqAkN)

15 Which two co-beagles are in that picture?

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 15, 2009 09:41 AM (Be4xl)

16
Thanks for all of the insightful comments fellows!

Why, your quite welcome sir....

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 09:41 AM (J5Hcw)

Largest carbon nanotube yet, and it flies! Boeing 787 has just taken off on first flight.

Posted by: sherlock at December 15, 2009 09:41 AM (h6sl7)

18 That beagle laying down doesn't look too happy with the googly-eyed blogger. Get 'im some kibble, quick!

Posted by: Intrepid at December 15, 2009 09:42 AM (92zkk)

19 Showbreasts, Showbreasts!

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 15, 2009 09:42 AM (DIYmd)

20 It's kinda strange, Ace is my least favorite blogger on this blog.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 15, 2009 09:42 AM (B5cM9)

21
Oh gosh - you guys crack me up!

We are a humorous lot no????

Posted by: ACE at December 15, 2009 09:43 AM (J5Hcw)

22
this was Drew's post

I can tell you sub-Aces from a mile away.

Posted by: President Informercial at December 15, 2009 09:43 AM (z37MR)

23 I crack myself up.

Posted by: ACE at December 15, 2009 09:44 AM (DIYmd)

24
hey, stop sockpuppeting me!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 09:44 AM (z37MR)

25 >>>I just checked The Atlantic site so you don't have to, and it looks like all the by-lines have now been added That's because Sullivan is on vacation and when he's on vacation he drops the ruse of the "solitary voice." Some of his readers wanted to know why the fiction is employed when he's supposedly at the office but when he's away the fiction is dropped and the "underbloggers" post in their own names. The real answer, of course, is that it would be too obvious if they continued the ruse while he's in P-town.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 09:44 AM (jlvw3)

26 Wait... wat

Posted by: mcgurk at December 15, 2009 09:44 AM (8aG5Z)

One for the Dark Lord Ewok on his dark throne

uhh, maybe someone should shut the door to the bathroom...just saying.

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2009 09:45 AM (hKyl0)

28 "No.. I am Sullivan!" Figures Sully's place would emulate a gladiator movie.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at December 15, 2009 09:45 AM (Q41Zh)

29 I should probably blog more.

Posted by: ACE at December 15, 2009 09:46 AM (DIYmd)

30 Oh my goodness, we are really having an enjoyable time!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 09:46 AM (+lsX1)

31 Hey, I see your left hand working the keyboard. What's your right hand doing????

Posted by: jooee....mentum! at December 15, 2009 09:46 AM (T1boi)

32 Strange...Ace is out of town, yet Ace is everywhere. Just like Jesus. Or Obama. Or the Bush Administration's illegal wiretapping program. Or the Free Masons. Or the guys involved in the Kennedy conspirarcy. Damn, I am confused...snowbeast! snowbeast!

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2009 09:47 AM (hKyl0)

33 Snowb+east!!!

Posted by: pbrown at December 15, 2009 09:47 AM (rTGYp)

"This reminds me of the movie Remo Williams:The Adventure Begins, except this actually has sequels so the adventure doesn't just stop at the beginning."

That "adventure" needed to stop before the beginning.

Posted by: jooee....mentum! at December 15, 2009 09:47 AM (T1boi)

35 I am ashamed on behalf of the Moron Horde that it took over 20 comments to get to the Tolkein.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 15, 2009 09:47 AM (8WZWv)

36 Oh my goodness, we are really having an enjoyable time!

Mr Smith.... Ace ...... Mr Smith..... Ace .......

You took the blue pill didnt you....

Posted by: aCe at December 15, 2009 09:47 AM (J5Hcw)

37 Hummm. Do I detect the pungent odor of Value-Rite?

Posted by: maddogg at December 15, 2009 09:48 AM (OlN4e)

38 Well, if this Ace starts telling how Romney is the best Republican candidate in 2012, we know it is Drew and can start ignoring him....as usual.

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2009 09:48 AM (hKyl0)

39 As a master of Sinanju, I am able to blog, post comments, skin hobos and grasp obscure movie references simultaneously.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 09:49 AM (+lsX1)

40 I sent, to Ace, an email identical to this post. Ace is great!!! (Comment not edited)

Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 15, 2009 09:50 AM (mGSN1)

41 OK, OK, I have to be honest. I posted this, not Ace.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 15, 2009 09:50 AM (GvSpB)

42 yeah I'll break my "don't sockpuppet me" rule for today since it's funny. what the hell... everyone sockpuppet me. Even funnier if 90% of the comments are by me.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 09:51 AM (jlvw3)

43
I am Robert Paulson Ace.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 09:51 AM (z37MR)

44 This reminds me of the movie Remo Williams

I think its more like Memento.

Posted by: ACE at December 15, 2009 09:51 AM (DIYmd)

45 Most blogs only go up to ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your blog. Where can you go from there? Where?

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at December 15, 2009 09:52 AM (QKKT0)

46 No... I am Ace!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 09:52 AM (Q41Zh)

I like knowing which one of the moronbloggers is bringing me the news that pisses me off.

Posted by: Truman North at December 15, 2009 09:52 AM (e8YaH)

48 I am Ace....

Posted by: acE at December 15, 2009 09:52 AM (J5Hcw)

It would be a trap. It would be Hugh not Drew!

Its a trap....a trap that rhymes, but a trap!

Posted by: Adm. Akbar at December 15, 2009 09:52 AM (hKyl0)

50 Cripes! He's everywhere, he's everywhere!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 09:52 AM (OlN4e)

51 Ravish me, you magnificent snowbeast.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 09:53 AM (NtiET)

While you're ruminating on this post:

Hillary passionately extolls the virtues of engagement.

http://tinyurl.com/yacpqy7

Well, as it turns out, not so much. (Carl in Jerusalem)

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 15, 2009 09:53 AM (RkRxq)

53 It's full of Aces!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 09:53 AM (Q41Zh)

54 I AM ACE!

Posted by: Spartacus at December 15, 2009 09:53 AM (+jvXp)

55 What a guy.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 09:53 AM (NtiET)

56
Can we lecture each other on what's funny and what's not funny?

Better yet, can we each write a dissertation on The Double Standard and Why Comedy Is a Ticky-Tack Issue in Mixed Company?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 09:53 AM (z37MR)

57 How does having a famous blog help you with the babes if you're anonymous (Ace and Allahpundit)?? No wonder you're betas! (is Ace a beta?)

PS I often claim to be Ace and score with the chicks regularly with that little trick.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at December 15, 2009 09:54 AM (B5cM9)

I'll never sell t-shirts or mugs!! Neverrrrrrr...

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 09:54 AM (Be4xl)

59 Where the hell were all of you so-called "Ace"s when all we had for an afternoon was the Chicago Cubs File For Bankruptcy thread?

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2009 09:54 AM (hKyl0)

60 This place is filling up with Aceholes...

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 09:54 AM (OlN4e)

61 Going for the last name sock here.

Posted by: O'Spades at December 15, 2009 09:54 AM (92zkk)

62 "Sock Puppet me!"

Careful Morons. This might be his way of weeding out the 'deniers'. Heh

Posted by: MelodicMetal at December 15, 2009 09:54 AM (x4S2a)

63 I am Ace's brain.

Posted by: Broca at December 15, 2009 09:54 AM (QKKT0)

64 Can we lecture each other on what's funny and what's not funny?

Not funny. Next!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 09:55 AM (NtiET)

65 I like baby seals.

Posted by: ACE of CLUBS at December 15, 2009 09:55 AM (DIYmd)

Ich ein Ace!

Posted by: Ace's Uterus at December 15, 2009 09:55 AM (MkhK0)

67 But how will we all know who's really posting?

Posted by: Bust of Ace at December 15, 2009 09:56 AM (8/DeP)

68 Where the hell were all of you so-called "Ace"s when all we had for an afternoon was the Chicago Cubs File For Bankruptcy thread?

Ace-ing my "Bloggers Liscence" exam........

Posted by: AcE at December 15, 2009 09:56 AM (J5Hcw)

I am Ace's brain.

And I am Ace's brain on Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Banhammer I thread at December 15, 2009 09:56 AM (hKyl0)

70 What about us Aces.... do we get a say here?

Posted by: The Moron Majority at December 15, 2009 09:56 AM (Q41Zh)

71 Ace's Solitary Voice Format grades is a B+

Posted by: Tom in Korea at December 15, 2009 09:56 AM (+gX1+)

72 I'm not such a good thing to have, ya know....

Posted by: Aces and Eights at December 15, 2009 09:57 AM (92zkk)

73 I taught myself HTML skills. And it shows. B+

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 09:57 AM (IhQuA)

Wow, that is like physically impossible--how do you fill something up with holes?

Something to do with dark matter, I'm sure, RunningAce.

Posted by: Mama AceJ at December 15, 2009 09:57 AM (Be4xl)

Wow, that is like physically impossible--how do you fill something up with holes?

I can help you with that problem...oh, I thought you said hos....nevermind.

Posted by: Jenna Jameson at December 15, 2009 09:57 AM (hKyl0)

76 s o c k p u p p e t

Posted by: spACE bar at December 15, 2009 09:57 AM (cmkNI)

77 Since coming to the Atlantic, I've had the chance to get the input of interns to bring their generation's perspective to the Dish. Two of them have gone on to become under-bloggers who, with the active insistence of readers, have helped expand dramatically the number of posts and the variety of subjects. The Dish, I think, is now very different than the one-man blog it started out as. It's a clearing house for views and ideas and videos and art and argument and anecdote and reporting that create a community of discourse. It's as much your blog now as mine.

If it's as much theirs as his why does he refer to them as under-bloggers rather than co-bloggers? What kind of freak wants to be Andrew's UNDER-blogger anyway?

Posted by: Al Gore at December 15, 2009 09:57 AM (Q1lie)

This is Ace. This is drugs. This is Ace on drugs.

Any questions?

Posted by: A Public Service Announcement of the Ad Council at December 15, 2009 09:58 AM (QKKT0)

79 I am ace.

Posted by: Sparticus at December 15, 2009 09:58 AM (BY+7d)

I'm not such a good thing to have, ya know....

Posted by: Aces and Eights at December 15, 2009 01:57 PM (92zkk)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Wild William Hitchcock at December 15, 2009 09:58 AM (hKyl0)

81 Wait a minute - these earlier posts are obviously sockpuppets since none of them suck up to teh ghey. This must be a legit post since it does.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 09:59 AM (5tPx9)

82 When in Rome.

Posted by: MallaACE at December 15, 2009 09:59 AM (hKyl0)

83 How about a Tata Ace?

Posted by: Ace Rimmer at December 15, 2009 09:59 AM (NtiET)

a community of discourse

with no comments.

Posted by: Mama AceJ at December 15, 2009 09:59 AM (Be4xl)

85 I really don't want people to sock-puppet me.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 09:59 AM (7DB+a)

86 Keep firing, Aceholes!

Posted by: Sparticus at December 15, 2009 09:59 AM (BY+7d)

Or maybe this one.

Posted by: ACEamutt at December 15, 2009 09:59 AM (hKyl0)

88 How is it surprising that it takes more than one person to provide round-the-clock coverage of Sarah Palin's uterus? Stupid liberals.

Posted by: Brewdog at December 15, 2009 10:00 AM (jg+Fr)

89 Third times a charm?

Posted by: MallACEamutt at December 15, 2009 10:00 AM (hKyl0)

90 3 Are AIDS transferable through Cerebral juices?

Only if the juices are H.I.B. positive.

Posted by: wooga at December 15, 2009 10:00 AM (2p0e3)

91 I'm feeling sexy. Too sexy for my shirt.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:00 AM (qzcNU)

92 Plotting the increasing number of Aces results in the famous "hockey puck" graph.

Posted by: Don Rickles - E. Vanglia University Researchers at December 15, 2009 10:00 AM (Q41Zh)

93 The view from the Space Needle is outstanding!

Posted by: AceInSeattle at December 15, 2009 10:00 AM (B5cM9)

I am one of the twenty funniest Ace's in these comments!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:00 AM (outBY)

95 I'd like to apologize to all my Scandi fellow human beings for all the mean and hurtful things I've said over the years. I'd also like to extend a hand of friendship toward the embattled hobo American masses. While I cannot hope to undo the harm I've caused, I am optimistic that the future of our brave social groups shall be a bright one. A future where we can all work in harmony toward the betterment of us all.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:01 AM (EofMR)

96 Now I am just clearly trying to reclaim my sockpuppet title.

Posted by: ACE Mallamutt, Pet Detective at December 15, 2009 10:01 AM (hKyl0)

97 I give this blog a B+.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:01 AM (1Iiqg)

98 This sockpuppet Ace thing has been going on for a long time. Remember when some jerk pretended to link to a news story but it was really lesbian pron? What a asshole.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:01 AM (YCVBL)

99 Three Aces walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says"What is this, a joke?"

Posted by: HHace at December 15, 2009 10:02 AM (+jvXp)

100 Even though I just posted this 15 minutes ago, I'm going to duplicate it in 15 minutes and pretend I didn't realize I did it 15 minutes ago. At which point, I'll complain about it in the comments. And then ask for donations. From myself.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:02 AM (IhQuA)

101

Are AIDS transferable through Cerebral juices?

Only if the juices are H.I.B. positive.

WINNER!

Posted by: Mallamutt of ACE Hardware at December 15, 2009 10:02 AM (hKyl0)

102 Not Ace. Ace doesn't talk like that.

How dare you presume to question my pattern of speech! I will thank you to refrain from speaking on topics of which you know nothing about!

Also cocks.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:02 AM (+lsX1)

103 Who is this the ace?

Posted by: Winston at December 15, 2009 10:03 AM (FggW0)

104 Shouldn't you, and by "you" I mean "me", add two other random crazy guys to that image? I ask myself these questions.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:03 AM (WbRO8)

105

Yub Yub

Posted by: Ace? at December 15, 2009 10:03 AM (wnU1W)

106

ACEamutt

Ah, excellent beagle reference.

That's what you were going for, right?

Posted by: Mama AceJ at December 15, 2009 10:03 AM (Be4xl)

107 FIGHT!

Posted by: Zombie William WallACE at December 15, 2009 10:03 AM (92zkk)

108 I'm having it tattooed on the inside of my eyelids: "WWAD?"

Posted by: stuiec at December 15, 2009 10:03 AM (7AOgy)

109 We're going all in.

Posted by: Ace and queen in a pirate outfit at December 15, 2009 10:03 AM (BY+7d)

110 TOO... MANY... ACES! Which one to shoot?!?
Quick! Tell me something only I would know!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:03 AM (vI/WV)

111

I'd like to apologize to all my Scandi fellow human beings for all the mean and hurtful things I've said over the years.

And, as Scandi fellow human beings, we would like to apologize for....our music.

Posted by: "Ace" of Bass at December 15, 2009 10:04 AM (hKyl0)

112 I ban you!

Posted by: Ace Of Green Footballs at December 15, 2009 10:04 AM (wnU1W)

113 And while I'm at it, I just want to say that I have the absolute best commentors in the world. And while I probably shouldn't say it, teej is my absolute favorite.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:04 AM (c459z)

114 I'm as prolific as Tiger on Viagra!

Posted by: Dr. Ace at December 15, 2009 10:05 AM (mGSN1)

115

Snowblast! Snowblast! Snowblast!

ok, lets try that again.

Slowbeast! Slowbeast! Slowbeast!

Dang! It doesn't work.

Posted by: Tushar at December 15, 2009 10:05 AM (KXhmI)

116

I fooled you all; I'm going to ban half of you and then sell a shitty calendar to the rest. I think I'll make Andrew Sullivan my "Miss December"... oh wait, I already did.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:05 AM (9Sbz+)

117 This is JUST like when JASON and the ARGOnauts found all that GOLD at the edge of the world.

Posted by: ACe at December 15, 2009 10:06 AM (YCVBL)

118

And while I'm at it, I just want to say that I have the absolute best commentors in the world. And while I probably shouldn't say it, teej is my absolute favorite.

But I am still your favorite troll, right?

Posted by: Palin Stool, ACE Troll at December 15, 2009 10:06 AM (hKyl0)

119 I admit it. I'm one of Tiger's mistresses okay?
I needed the money so I slept with him for a week while he played the US Open at Bethpage Black on Long Island. No he didn't wear a condom but neither did I so we're even. The blond wig was annoying though.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:07 AM (Q1lie)

120

I repeat myself when in distress

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:07 AM (3f3uN)

121 New conspiracy theory: Allahpundit is actually Andy Levy's sockpuppet. But Andy Levy is actually Greg Guftfeld in make-up. But Greg Gutfeld is really Andrew Breitbart in make-up. And Andrew Breitbart is really Paul Anka.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:07 AM (qzcNU)

122 Ace is at the SpAce Needle? Poor fool, his flight was to Vegas.

Posted by: HHace at December 15, 2009 10:07 AM (+jvXp)

123

What's a sockpuppet?

Posted by: Glen Greenwald at December 15, 2009 10:07 AM (3f3uN)

124
oh, and please try to control your inner-racists.

thanks

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:08 AM (z37MR)

125 Sockpuppet Me! For the day, let's just suspend the "don't sockpuppet ace" rule. Sockpuppet away. It's my blog, and I do intend for it to have a solitary voice, so it's better if not only are the posts by me, but half the comments too.

Plagiarist! You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Glen Greenwald at December 15, 2009 10:08 AM (MrneO)

126

You guys rock. I mean...I rock. Every one of me.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:08 AM (eytER)

127 67 This might be his way of weeding out the 'deniers' 'b+niers'.

Fixt.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:08 AM (1OYcp)

128

What's a sockpuppet?

Don't know.

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 15, 2009 10:08 AM (hKyl0)

129 This shit is getting completely out of control. It is out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Ace of Eggs at December 15, 2009 10:09 AM (UGOcx)

130 "oh, and please try to control your inner-racists. "

Right now we're all just trying out our inner ace-ists.

Posted by: Ace!! at December 15, 2009 10:09 AM (92zkk)

131 Who the fuck reads the Atlantic?

A mag for people searching desperately for ways to prove their 'superiority' by what they read at Starschmucks or wherever they go now that they're funemployed.

Heavy Snow predicted for the Climate Summit.

God Lawld heh!

Posted by: MelodicMetal at December 15, 2009 10:10 AM (x4S2a)

132 By the way, have I mentioned that my commenters are infinitely better than I? They are. Just wonderful, insightful people. Much better than me.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:10 AM (qzcNU)

133 Nice of you to say there ace but, no way I can come close to runningace or Montace or MamaAce or aceVic or, well, you get the pic.

Posted by: teej at December 15, 2009 10:10 AM (c459z)

134

And, as Scandi fellow human beings, we would like to apologize for....our music.

Posted by: "Ace" of Bass at December 15, 2009 02:04 PM (hKyl0)

You are forgiven.

Posted by: Ace of Ace at December 15, 2009 10:10 AM (hKyl0)

135 All you queerbait readers need to settle down.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:10 AM (1fanL)

136 Don't miss my 10,000 word rant on cheese, tomorrow.

Posted by: Dr. Ace at December 15, 2009 10:10 AM (mGSN1)

137 Andrew Breitbart and Allahpundit are opposites.

Posted by: WWI Fighting ACE at December 15, 2009 10:11 AM (L76NN)

138 My favorite card is the three of diamonds.

Bet you never saw that one coming.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:11 AM (SiJV8)

139 this blog sucks

Posted by: ace of diamonds at December 15, 2009 10:11 AM (EofMR)

140 An "Ace" spam post? Really?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:11 AM (qzcNU)

141 I know Ace, and you are no Ace, Ace-hole! We really do like the real Ace...

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:12 AM (HXZOR)

142

This shit is getting completely out of control. It is out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

What was the number on the Banhammer thread - we can do that here. Everyone just has to ACE up.

Posted by: Da ACE at December 15, 2009 10:12 AM (hKyl0)

143 My God there are a lot of comments (by, through, because of, written by, and posted by me)

Posted by: ace - tom ace at December 15, 2009 10:12 AM (ldoxy)

144 All of me // Why not suck all of me? /// Can't you see // That I'm no good with-o-u-t Me?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:12 AM (YCVBL)

145 Today we are all Ace.

Posted by: He Ain't Heavy, He's Ace at December 15, 2009 10:12 AM (1l37M)

146 This sucks. Really.

Posted by: Truman North at December 15, 2009 10:12 AM (e8YaH)

147 Time is running out to order your Quality Ace Wigs in time for the holidays.

Posted by: Ace Wigs Guy at December 15, 2009 10:12 AM (QKKT0)

148 Sockpuppeting? Gay jokes? Whew! I'm back in the right universe again.

Posted by: Ace With A Pointy Little Beard at December 15, 2009 10:12 AM (BUxMT)

149 I like my kittens stewed not smoked.

Posted by: Dr. Ace at December 15, 2009 10:12 AM (mGSN1)

150 This place has gone to the beagles

Posted by: Captain Hace at December 15, 2009 10:13 AM (2Uu3I)

151 Solitary voice or lone nut?

You make the call!

Posted by: Ace Sullivan, International Man of Milky Glutes at December 15, 2009 10:13 AM (4YUWF)

152

My favorite card is the three of diamonds.

You kids have it so easy today. When I was your age, all we had was the Ace of Diamonds, the 2 of Diamonds and 2 of Clubs. And we liked it!

Posted by: Grandpa Ace at December 15, 2009 10:13 AM (hKyl0)

153 So..were those Andy's hairy ass cheeks in the rawmusclglutes ad??..or were they Patrick Appels?

Posted by: beedubya at December 15, 2009 10:13 AM (Q8ljV)

154
I once knew a man who said "Ace smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

Posted by: Genral Aceius Arelius at December 15, 2009 10:13 AM (J5Hcw)

155 I's a good blog guy

Posted by: ase at December 15, 2009 10:13 AM (Xpxvu)

156 Me, me, me. I'm taking over other programs, and soon I'll control the Matrix.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:13 AM (1fanL)

157 I am a HUGE ColdPlay fan.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:13 AM (SqAkN)

158

Now I'm going to post something I found at HotAir and apologize for it.

And I was just kidding about liking teej.

Posted by: AcE at December 15, 2009 10:14 AM (Be4xl)

159 It's funny to think that the real ace is probably somewhere, maybe on a plane or a train, ten minutes into a 30 minute cheeseburger slumber.

Posted by: runninrebel at December 15, 2009 10:14 AM (i3PJU)

160 So where is Charles Gibson in all of this?

Posted by: HH at December 15, 2009 10:14 AM (+jvXp)

161

147 Don't miss my 10,000 word rant on cheese, tomorrow.

Followed by my 20,000 word essay on what I really meant in that 10,000 word rant.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:14 AM (OlN4e)

162 I once beat a man to death with a puppy.

Posted by: Dr. Ace at December 15, 2009 10:14 AM (mGSN1)

163 I'm currently wearing an Obama thong.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:14 AM (vyRPu)

164 Charlie Gibson? Never heard of him.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:15 AM (IhQuA)

165 To ace or not to ace, that is the question.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:15 AM (NtiET)

166 You Morons better stop with the racism and fag-hating or I'm gonna have to bust out the banhammer.

Posted by: ace hole at December 15, 2009 10:15 AM (1fanL)

167 I give this blog a B+.

I give it an Ace+.

Posted by: ACE+ at December 15, 2009 10:15 AM (DIYmd)

168 BTW, anybody need some H1N1 vaccine real cheap?

Posted by: Tom Frieden, CDC at December 15, 2009 10:15 AM (554T5)

169 And by "Obama thong" I mean "a dead hobo".

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:15 AM (qzcNU)

170 Who wants a hug?

Posted by: Ace O'Hearts at December 15, 2009 10:16 AM (E0EDC)

171 Ace, this is so acey! I aced my acey ace all the way to ace.

Posted by: Acette at December 15, 2009 10:16 AM (I3Udb)

172 Ace? Yeah, I've heard of him. Notorious ace-baiter and hater of all things good.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 15, 2009 10:16 AM (1fanL)

173 My cock has it's own zip code.

Posted by: Dr. Ace at December 15, 2009 10:16 AM (mGSN1)

174 This whole Ace thing is maybe better left to the cables.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 15, 2009 10:17 AM (QKKT0)

175 Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:17 AM (SqAkN)

176

Ace?

Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Aceson. at December 15, 2009 10:17 AM (eytER)

177 We should meet.

Posted by: ACE to ACE at December 15, 2009 10:17 AM (DIYmd)

178

Because of his heartfelt apology, we have decided to change our name.

Anyone want to hear Waterloo?

Posted by: The group formerly known as ABBA, but now is called ACE at December 15, 2009 10:17 AM (hKyl0)

179

And Andrew Breitbart is really Paul Anka.

Then who is Paul Anka's wife, with whom he was fighting recently??

Posted by: AcE at December 15, 2009 10:17 AM (Be4xl)

180 You guys are a bunch of racist homophobes. Leave the funny shit to me.

Posted by: Space of AIDS HQ at December 15, 2009 10:18 AM (qyKoF)

181 Free hand job for a $10 donation.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:18 AM (IhQuA)

182 You can all suck the barbed cock of Satan!

Posted by: The REAL Real Ace at December 15, 2009 10:18 AM (2mqge)

183 My cock has it's own zip code.

Posted by: Dr. Ace at December 15, 2009 02:16 PM (mGSN1)

Bullshit. Mine is the only one with its own zip code.

Posted by: Dick Cheney, Who says F all you ACEs at December 15, 2009 10:19 AM (hKyl0)

184 Then who is Paul Anka's wife, with whom he was fighting recently?? Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:19 AM (qzcNU)

185 you wingnuts are such liars. i knew all along this was not a one man show

by the way, i have enjoyed being baned. more time to spend in bed with my girlfriend and laptop laughing at you and more time to finish harvard law

Posted by: pal-ace steele at December 15, 2009 10:19 AM (I3Udb)

186 Ya know, this whole thread could come crashing down like a house made of cards.

Posted by: HH at December 15, 2009 10:19 AM (+jvXp)

187 Please, no one offend my African American friends.

Posted by: rACEist at December 15, 2009 10:19 AM (Xpxvu)

188 Resistance is futile.

Posted by: Ace of Borg at December 15, 2009 10:19 AM (Q1lie)

189 There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on _____, _____, _____, or _______. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved blog. Do you maggots understand that?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:20 AM (SqAkN)

190

"SNOWBEAST"! As I said below I'm just a lowly Grunt, but damn do I know what is the danger to our Country.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 15, 2009 10:20 AM (OmBSC)

191 OK, that's it. I'm calling this shit off! Fuckers.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:20 AM (YCVBL)

192 My cock has it's own zip code.

Meh. Mine has its own area code.

Posted by: ayce at December 15, 2009 10:20 AM (ZJ/un)

193 This blog reads funny.

Posted by: ACE at December 15, 2009 10:20 AM (DIYmd)

194

It's funny to think that the real ace is probably somewhere, maybe on a plane or a train, ten minutes into a 30 minute cheeseburger slumber.

Ha! I never went anywhere! It was all a set up for this day. Which I think I admitted by commenting here with my real original hash.

Posted by: AcE at December 15, 2009 10:20 AM (Be4xl)

195

I CAN NO LONGER LIVE THIS LIE....

I am a vegetarian tee-totaller who gives money to hobos. I voted for Obama and think Michelle is way hotter than Alessandra Ambrosio. Also, I think the only Star Wars films that are any good feature Jar Jar or the Ewoks. Plus, I think Ron Paul's views are intriguing and I am going to subscribe to his newsletter.

Glad I got all that off my chest.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:20 AM (W54Uh)

196 Killed a blog in Reno Just to watch it die

Posted by: Ace of Cash at December 15, 2009 10:20 AM (RD7QR)

197

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours, The Ace Club.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:20 AM (eytER)

198 Even though I just posted this 15 minutes ago, I'm going to duplicate it in 15 minutes and pretend I didn't realize I did it 15 minutes ago. At which point, I'll complain about it in the comments. And then ask for donations. From myself.

That is hillarious!!! Consider it done!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:21 AM (OS2KR)

199 by the way, i have enjoyed being baned. more time to spend in bed with my girlfriend and laptop laughing at you and more time to finish harvard law In other words you now have more time to sit in your mother's basement, with your blow-up doll, finishing your pursuit of a GED.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:21 AM (qzcNU)

200 what a fucking bunch of knuckleheads

Posted by: ergACEstrulACEus at December 15, 2009 10:21 AM (I3Udb)

201 I like to ignore emails with logo donations

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:21 AM (V8B//)

202 What is this smell on my finger?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:22 AM (V8B//)

203 A smart military blog always loves some tanks

http://tinyurl.com/yz56gvf

Posted by: Penguin at December 15, 2009 10:22 AM (605NF)

204 You're all banned, on the honor system. I would use the internet control panel thing to formally ban you all but I'm too busy investigating the Daily Dish's real mother.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:22 AM (qndXR)

205 I'm not quite as hairy as you might imagine.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:22 AM (B5cM9)

206 I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes.

Posted by: Ace of Base HQ at December 15, 2009 10:22 AM (qyKoF)

207 What is this smell on my finger? The result of multiple $10 donations.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:22 AM (qzcNU)

208 ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACCE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE ACE

Posted by: Aombie Patrick Sw-ACE-zy at December 15, 2009 10:23 AM (J5Hcw)

209 Andrew: Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ace isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car, he got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special...?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:23 AM (eytER)

210 Who is posting under my name?

Why can't I remember random portions of the day?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:24 AM (V8B//)

211 [this is the part where the troll sockpuppets a famous scientist to hurl the same insults it does under ergACE]

Posted by: Lord Kelvace at December 15, 2009 10:24 AM (I3Udb)

212 Shot. SHOT a man in Reno. Damn sockpuppet!

Posted by: Ace of Cash at December 15, 2009 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

213

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:25 AM (V8B//)

214 ace,

I've read the rest, now I'm sticking with the only voice willing to see what is front of one's nose. Even if it's some dude's ballsack.

Keep doing that voodoo that only you do so well.

A Reader

Posted by: A Reader of ace's named "ace" at December 15, 2009 10:25 AM (ruzrP)

215 Just because I'm seeing so many of you rACEists doesn't mean I'm paranoid.

Posted by: aCehrls Johnson at December 15, 2009 10:25 AM (2Uu3I)

216 This thread is giving me quite the chuckle. Oh, what a larf it is.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:25 AM (4jZ56)

217 As sick as I am of hearing about PowerGlutes, I have to admit that this posting (BY ACE ALONE) was hilarious.

Posted by: DaMav at December 15, 2009 10:25 AM (QNU76)

218 My blog will now be known as Ace of Spays

Posted by: Cahrles Johnson at December 15, 2009 10:25 AM (DPM1U)

219 From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:26 AM (eytER)

220 Ace is the place! For the helpful hardware man!

Posted by: John Madden at December 15, 2009 10:26 AM (NtiET)

221 Ace, you're exceptionally productive on a day when you aren't available to blog...

(meeting Andi in P-town per chance??)

Posted by: phreshone at December 15, 2009 10:26 AM (1AnxB)

222

This is my favorite song. I thought I share with you. Its a sharing kinda day.

http://tinyurl.com/428zho

Posted by: Ace, who you love and he loves you too at December 15, 2009 10:26 AM (hKyl0)

223 I just farted.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:27 AM (qzcNU)

224 I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes.

Posted by: Ace of Base HQ at December 15, 2009 02:22 PM (qyKoF)

--All that he wants, is another blogger. He's gone tomorrow.

Posted by: ace of base hq at December 15, 2009 10:27 AM (I3Udb)

225 Hold on a second. I'm about to rip off content from Hot Air. I wrote it anyways, so it's not like it's a big deal.

Hey, did you see that video that was popular 2 years ago? I just saw it for the first time. Hilarious!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:27 AM (IhQuA)

226

I took a test yesterday, and guess what???

Yeah, you got it...

Posted by: HH at December 15, 2009 10:27 AM (+jvXp)

227 Andrew calls his people under bloggers but I have decided to call mine my Sotto Voce, my under voice. Cause it's Classy and this place is all about the class see?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:27 AM (Q1lie)

228 Once when I was young I came across an injured bird.

After weeks of love and care through self discovery and advice from others, I found that I can help others when they are in need.

However once the bird could fly, it did.
Then it landed on a hobo, who immediately ate it.

At that moment I became Ace!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:28 AM (V8B//)

229

I am not an Ace hole. I am a whole Ace.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:28 AM (lAADn)

230 I never really had any co-bloggers. Especially lauraw.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:29 AM (YCVBL)

231 Four score and 7 aces ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new blog, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all aces are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that an ace, or any ace so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that blog. We have come to dedicate a portion of that blog, as a final resting place for those aces here gave their lives that that blog might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that ace should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this blog. The brave aces, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what ace says here, but it can never forget what the aces did here. It is for us the living aces.

Posted by: ACE LINCOLN at December 15, 2009 10:29 AM (DIYmd)

232 Hey, did you see that video that was popular 2 years ago? I just saw it for the first time. Hilarious!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 02:27 PM (IhQuA)

--Me too! I call today's career woman the "Ally McBeal Woman"

Posted by: Michael "Ace" Scott at December 15, 2009 10:29 AM (I3Udb)

233

Hey, did you see that video that was popular 2 years ago? I just saw it for the first time. Hilarious!

Funny, because it is true.

Posted by: Ace Mallamutt, Pet Detective at December 15, 2009 10:29 AM (hKyl0)

234 Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:30 AM (eytER)

235 B+, assholes.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:30 AM (e/AVz)

236 I'm gonna huff, and puff, and ban all you racists disguising your racism as humor. And all you bigots hiding your homophobia behind jokes!!

Naw. Not really. Just kidding. Just had 50,000 words stored up.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:30 AM (B5cM9)

237 What the hell is going on here? How did all these people hack into my account?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:30 AM (EofMR)

238 You Morons better stop with the racism and fag-hating or I'm gonna have to bust out the banhammer.

Lesseee. We've already had BanHammer, and Banhammer II: The Wrath of Gabe. But Mostly BanHammer. Are we next going to have BanHammer III: The Search for Valu-Rite, followed by BanHammer IV: The Voyage to Moronpalooza? But if it gets to BanHammer VI: The Undiscovered Country I'm outta here.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:30 AM (OS2KR)

239 DrewM needs the Dick Cheney "hunting treatment".

Posted by: Dr. Ace at December 15, 2009 10:31 AM (mGSN1)

240 This blog is the only vehicle keeping my self-esteem afloat

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:31 AM (V8B//)

241 Solitary blogging, Beagles hardest hit.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 15, 2009 10:31 AM (7Gs5S)

242 I hope this solitary voice format helps shut up the voices in my head.

Posted by: ace in SoCal at December 15, 2009 10:31 AM (sey23)

243 Let me tell you about a super-secret meet-up we got going in Vegas in a few months.

No, I'm not kidding: it really is super-secret. No one has said a word about the plans for it.

Posted by: Joe "Ace" Biden at December 15, 2009 10:32 AM (I3Udb)

244 So far, I've got to give my blogging today a good, solid B+.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:32 AM (5npD/)

245 What the hell is going on here? How did all these people hack into my account?

What the Hell? This is MY account! Why are you on it?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:32 AM (V8B//)

246 I mean Ace! D'oh

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 15, 2009 10:32 AM (7Gs5S)

247 took a test yesterday, and guess what???

Yeah, you got it...

Posted by: HH at December 15, 2009 02:27 PM (+jvXp)

B+

Posted by: President ACE Obama at December 15, 2009 10:32 AM (hKyl0)

248 I drank the wine, ate the dogs, and used the papers for musket linings.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:33 AM (eytER)

249 I, Ace, and my girlfriend, Ace, are busy hunting hobos, also named Ace, which I will post about shortly in the Aceosphere.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:33 AM (VmtE9)

250 My groupies are not as hot as I'd like. Facial hair on a woman is tough to ignore, but sometimes you have to suck it up.

Posted by: Dr. Ace at December 15, 2009 10:33 AM (mGSN1)

251

The sheer number of Aces commenting here is Unprecedented.

Posted by: Hussein I, King of the Muslims (D) at December 15, 2009 10:33 AM (QKKT0)

252 Ace's identity has been homgenized.

Posted by: ace sockpuppet #27564 at December 15, 2009 10:33 AM (I3Udb)

253 Sockpuppet? Allllllrightythen!

Posted by: Ace Ventura at December 15, 2009 10:33 AM (F7GbV)

254 Ace of Conan CD Key

Posted by: jaceon at December 15, 2009 10:34 AM (qyKoF)

255 If I really wanted to sockpuppet ace, I'd make a new post about this whole "ClimateGate" thing that's just happened...

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:34 AM (5npD/)

256 There is no "Helpful Hardware Man" anymore. Ace Hardware got the PC bug and now they make Madden say, "Ace - the helpful place."

And all of the workers there are apparently attractive mid-20s women with mad home improvementz skillz.

Posted by: grognard at December 15, 2009 10:34 AM (v0kvW)

257 Oh, and I retract my previous posts. The Fifth Element is the greatest film evah!

Posted by: ace in SoCal at December 15, 2009 10:34 AM (sey23)

258 I'd give this thread a solid B+ so far! In fact, it's so good I'd love to dip my balls in it!!! Hey, where's my Valu-Rite?

Posted by: Ace (maybe) at December 15, 2009 10:34 AM (vE11g)

259 Here is a preview of my next post coming at the top of the hour

The world is Saved!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:35 AM (V8B//)

260

"The sheer number of Aces commenting here is Unprecedented."

Unprecedented, and it will kill us all unless we do something about it immediately!

Posted by: Ace Gore at December 15, 2009 10:36 AM (5npD/)

261 Some might question the wisdom if this move; but I Ace approve of this plan and think this is a brilliant idea... although laughing at work may get me in trouble.

Posted by: the Aciest Ace in Aceville at December 15, 2009 10:36 AM (X0NX1)

262 Where, oh where is the Ace?

Posted by: The Joker at December 15, 2009 10:36 AM (hKyl0)

263 The blog has full of teh gay. Isn't it time for many speeches on for the rich?

Posted by: Laptop-Ace at December 15, 2009 10:36 AM (mGSN1)

264 Can someone spare a few squares? Please? There's no paper in here.

Posted by: Ace Hole at December 15, 2009 10:36 AM (v0kvW)

265 ALL YOUR ACE ARE BELONG TO US.

Posted by: CATZ at December 15, 2009 10:36 AM (5npD/)

266

must get off the computer

Just can't walk away from all the puns.

Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Spades at December 15, 2009 10:37 AM (Be4xl)

267 You realize this is all just an elaborate trick to get my name listed 1st for the Most Comments and Most SockPuppets of the week lists right?

Sure I could have just cheated and changed the lists but that's cheating. I decided to just try homogenization instead.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:37 AM (Q1lie)

268 Obama's plan worked. We've all been reduced to the equality of Aces.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:37 AM (0/azW)

269 Oh and Breaking News: the Yankees have won the World Series.

What do you mean we've had three posts on it already? It's not official until I, the real Ace, blog about it.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:37 AM (OS2KR)

270 So, why do you all want to do Ace to me?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:37 AM (YCVBL)

271 Ask not what Ace can do for you, but what you can do for Ace.

Posted by: John "Ace" Kennedy at December 15, 2009 10:37 AM (hKyl0)

272 Always have me handy to fight off racists and bigots.

Posted by: mAce at December 15, 2009 10:37 AM (B5cM9)

273 [here's the part where I make an obscure cultural reference to something]

Posted by: Ace and the Wheeled Warriors at December 15, 2009 10:37 AM (I3Udb)

274 Nobody puts Acey in a corner!

Posted by: The Great Ace's Ghost at December 15, 2009 10:37 AM (qTn/1)

275 Ok guys fun is over. Please don't post under my name any more. This was a mistake.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:38 AM (V8B//)

276 In Soviet Russia, Ace sockpuppets you!

Posted by: Yakov-Ace at December 15, 2009 10:38 AM (mGSN1)

277

I knew this was going to happen...

I saw the sign.

Posted by: Ace o' Base HQ at December 15, 2009 10:38 AM (5npD/)

278 On an unrelated note, does anyone know where I can get that new product I just saw on TV? It had a catchy catch-phrase. Went something like "Skank-be-Gone. Apply directly to the foreskin....." Thanks in advance for your help....

Yours Relatively Truly,

Tiger Woods

Posted by: zipity at December 15, 2009 10:39 AM (Pd1/b)

279

I knew this was going to happen...

I saw the sign.

Its a beautiful life, ooohhhhh......

Posted by: Ace of Base at December 15, 2009 10:39 AM (hKyl0)

280 Ok guys fun is over. Please don't post under my name any more. This was a mistake.

Oh no!! We're going to have 2000 posts of Ace debating himself!!!!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:40 AM (OS2KR)

281 Boobies and scandis!

Posted by: Eldrace Woods at December 15, 2009 10:40 AM (I3Udb)

282 Where's that Irony guy again? We have a theater date, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: ACElanis Morrissette at December 15, 2009 10:40 AM (l1Wlr)

283 "295 Ok guys fun is over. Please don't post under my name any more. This was a mistake." Quit being such a homo.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:41 AM (YCVBL)

284 I think this post should rock and roll all night, and party everyday.

Posted by: ACE FREHLEY at December 15, 2009 10:41 AM (DIYmd)

285 I know you are but what am I?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:41 AM (v0kvW)

286 The reason Andi calls them "underbloggers" is because Andi is a "top" kind of guy. Just in case you queerbaits were wondering.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:41 AM (OS2KR)

287

"Oh no!! We're going to have 2000 posts of Ace debating himself!!!!"

Keep that shit in the ONT.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:41 AM (5npD/)

288 Ace is sort of a god, hovering over us and stuff.

Posted by: Evace Thomas at December 15, 2009 10:42 AM (I3Udb)

289 Real human hair.

Posted by: Ace Wigs! at December 15, 2009 10:42 AM (WvXvd)

290 Ace or whatever your name is. Stop It.

The thin veil of this blog is all I have and now my kingdom is under attack

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:42 AM (V8B//)

291 Enjoy my freshly baked muff
ins
and hot-cross buns

So what if I cook pastries, I'm a man damnit!

Posted by: Ace of Muffins at December 15, 2009 10:42 AM (S4d07)

292 Boobies and scandis!

And bacon!! Must have bacon!!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:42 AM (OS2KR)

293 You know that highly marketable name I used to have?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:43 AM (YCVBL)

294 I can haz cheerleader now?

Posted by: BlackAce5 at December 15, 2009 10:43 AM (hz5F5)

295 Remember, the Ace will be with you. Always.

Posted by: Ben "Obi Ace" Kenobi at December 15, 2009 10:43 AM (B5cM9)

296 Ok this is just getting weird.

Posted by: Ace of Iblis at December 15, 2009 10:43 AM (9221z)

297

Screw all you guys. I'm going to spend the rest of the day looking up obscure B-Side videos of 80's one-hit wonders on YouTube...

Posted by: Acel Foley at December 15, 2009 10:43 AM (5npD/)

298 I'll spank you smartly with my spank ray.

Posted by: spACE Ghost at December 15, 2009 10:44 AM (8aG5Z)

299

Blogging will be light today because I'll be away, you know, unavailable because I'm in my bunk humming show tunes and fixing up my Christmas tree hobo finger decorations. fap, fap, fap...

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:44 AM (7Ldd7)

300 Keep that shit in the ONT.

No. No. No. The ONT is for resolving other more pressing issues, like peoples' difficulties getting laid.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:44 AM (OS2KR)

301 ECHO^echoecho_echo

I can hear myself.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:44 AM (v0kvW)

302 I'm going back to bed.

Posted by: AcE at December 15, 2009 10:44 AM (K5X44)

303 Teeehehe

Posted by: Paul Revere at December 15, 2009 10:44 AM (epgqp)

304 Ace isn't lactose intolerant, he just doesn't put up with lactose's shit.

Posted by: DR. Ace at December 15, 2009 10:44 AM (mGSN1)

305 This thread was 80% funnier back when it was only ace making an ass of himself.

Posted by: T-Dub at December 15, 2009 10:46 AM (5npD/)

306 Snowshoes! Snowfall! No wait, Snowman! Snow...what? Ah shit.

Posted by: MPFS, Ace's Sockpuppet Fish Stick at December 15, 2009 10:46 AM (iYbLN)

307

Oh no!! We're going to have 2000 posts of Ace debating debAcing himself!!!!"

There is the funny.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:47 AM (hKyl0)

308 I wrote in another thread that baby corn tastes like yellow dirt. For all those educated folks out there, would that be anything like yellow snow? Or is this just a dream? Not that I would really know the taste of either one.

Posted by: Ace's Tastebuds at December 15, 2009 10:47 AM (EhlQq)

309 271 The sheer number of Aces commenting here is UnpreAcedented.

Fixt.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:47 AM (1OYcp)

310 This is .... like.... a real bad acid trip ... man.

Posted by: Ken K-ACE-y at December 15, 2009 10:48 AM (J5Hcw)

311 No really, thats my hash.

Posted by: ACE's real hash at December 15, 2009 10:48 AM (DIYmd)

312 Don't Ace me bro!

Posted by: That guy in the video at December 15, 2009 10:48 AM (hKyl0)

313 Ace isn't lactose intolerant, he just doesn't put up with lactose's shit.

All you morons are being lactose-o-phobic. That will bring on BanHammer IV: The Voyage to Moronpalooza if you don't watch it.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:49 AM (OS2KR)

314 Pre-Xmas Sale! 50% off!
Come On Down!

Posted by: Ace Hardware Store at December 15, 2009 10:49 AM (iYbLN)

315 glubglurbglubbluggulp!

Posted by: Lacey Peterson at December 15, 2009 10:49 AM (qyKoF)

316 That ace guy moved in next door to me.

My lawn died.

Posted by: Lemmy KlimACEter at December 15, 2009 10:49 AM (l1Wlr)

317 Ace, Imma gonna let you finish, but Ace had the funniest post of all time.

Posted by: Kanya West at December 15, 2009 10:49 AM (hKyl0)

318

We are the aces we've been wating for!

Posted by: Candidate Obamace at December 15, 2009 10:50 AM (5npD/)

319 This thread is turning into such a clique.

Posted by: ACE at December 15, 2009 10:51 AM (DIYmd)

320 Blog commenters are a disease of the internet.

Ace is the cure!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:51 AM (Jjzb5)

321 I was for my site before I was against it.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:51 AM (vyRPu)

322 Ace is the helpful hardware man.

Posted by: Ace Hardware Store at December 15, 2009 10:51 AM (iYbLN)

323 Is Ace teh new Anonymous?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:52 AM (Jjzb5)

324 Hey, I dig the all Ace thing, but is Ace gonna pay my mortgage or fill my car up with gas?

Posted by: Peggy Jones at December 15, 2009 10:52 AM (hKyl0)

325 I know Warden's the only real sockpupeteer around here. Losers.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:52 AM (YCVBL)

326 Zoinks!!

Posted by: kACEy Kasem at December 15, 2009 10:52 AM (8aG5Z)

327 This stinks!

Posted by: Ace's Bungholio at December 15, 2009 10:52 AM (Kkt/i)

328 SNOWBEAST! SNOWBEAST! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SNOWBEAST!!!

Why don't I ever listen?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:52 AM (ZPwZl)

329 Man, me and Ace were dodging sniper fire in Kosovo....

Posted by: Ace Biden at December 15, 2009 10:53 AM (iYbLN)

330 Hey Detriot, you want some of what is in my stash?

Posted by: Ace and his stash at December 15, 2009 10:53 AM (hKyl0)

331 All your Ace are belong to us!

Posted by: Zero Wing Fighter at December 15, 2009 10:53 AM (Jjzb5)

332 Fancy Lace Wigs!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:53 AM (ZPwZl)

333 Um, does anyone else think that Wicket was kinda cute?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:54 AM (XIXhw)

334 The ONT is so awesome, I never post there.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:54 AM (mGSN1)

335 We're off to see the Ace, the wonderful Ace of Oz...............

Posted by: Dorothy at December 15, 2009 10:54 AM (hKyl0)

336 I am somebody Ace

Posted by: Jacey Jackson at December 15, 2009 10:54 AM (Q8ljV)

337 Kudos on the photoshop, it's aces! You know, if there was nothing else on the entire interwebs except for this awesome solitary voice blog, I'd still spend most of my waking hours here. You're just that good!

Posted by: Ace of Peaches at December 15, 2009 10:54 AM (9Wv2j)

338 Fancy Ace wigs!

Posted by: Lace at December 15, 2009 10:54 AM (Jjzb5)

339 All your Ace are belong to us!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:54 AM (rfZbE)

340

I thought you were going to say you "aced" it.

Who, me?

Posted by: HHace at December 15, 2009 10:54 AM (+jvXp)

341

Looks like the shipment of Remy Ace Wigs arrived....

Posted by: reason at December 15, 2009 10:55 AM (5npD/)

342 Aceovich, Aceovich, ACEOVICH!!!

Posted by: ACE at December 15, 2009 10:55 AM (DIYmd)

343 (inner voice)

Okay, this is funny, but how in the hell am I gonna get them to stop?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:55 AM (l1Wlr)

344 is Ace gonna pay my mortgage or fill my car up with gas?

Ballpark estimate, yes.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 15, 2009 10:55 AM (KgWin)

345 Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.- Ace

Posted by: AcE at December 15, 2009 10:55 AM (K5X44)

346 *Underneath the Valley of the Banhammer.*

Posted by: Little Miss Ace-ella at December 15, 2009 10:55 AM (saBHO)

347 The Andi Sullivan jokes are a bit much.

Posted by: Liberace at December 15, 2009 10:56 AM (qyKoF)

348 Ace in and Ace Production...

This summer.. Ace 'n Eights, Dead Man's Hand.

Rated R
_{no one under six will be admitted without Ace}

Posted by: Ace Biden at December 15, 2009 10:56 AM (iYbLN)

349 I dig Allahpundit. Just to piss you all off.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:56 AM (B5cM9)

350 AlAce, what the hell? So a guy walks into a blog and gets an instant gender transplant and a small diner run by a guy named Mel.

Posted by: AlAce at December 15, 2009 10:57 AM (0lyUI)

351 Always remember, I'm a poster, not a reader.

Posted by: Dr. Ace at December 15, 2009 10:57 AM (mGSN1)

352 I thought somebody would say "all your Ace are belong to us," but you guys weren't smart enough for that, were you?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:57 AM (YCVBL)

353

You like me, your really like me.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:57 AM (hKyl0)

354 Behold the location of the moron meetup has been unsealed!

Posted by: mACEdonia at December 15, 2009 10:57 AM (605NF)

355 Breaking: ABBA going to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

Flaming skull, peoples!

Posted by: AceB+B+Ace at December 15, 2009 10:57 AM (T0NGe)

356 always split aces and eights.

Posted by: dead man's ace at December 15, 2009 10:58 AM (DIYmd)

357 You know it's not me until a bold tag isn't closed.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:58 AM (Nq/UF)

358 ok folks. I'm calling off the sock puppeting meme. please return to your regular handles and move on to the next bit.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:59 AM (cMc0O)

359 "I did not have sex with that ewok...errr..woman"

Posted by: Ace Clinton at December 15, 2009 10:59 AM (iYbLN)

360 The Andi Sullivan jokes are a bit much.
Posted by: LiberaAce at December 15, 2009 02:56

FIFY pal.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 10:59 AM (OS2KR)

361

Oh, I get it. We all call ourselves Ace today.

Definitely a B+ plan.

Posted by: Little Acey at December 15, 2009 10:59 AM (P33XN)

362 So basically this is the blog equivalent of Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa?

Posted by: crackalacein' at December 15, 2009 11:00 AM (5npD/)

363 re: 383. Just kidding!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:00 AM (B5cM9)

364

I'm Andrew Sullivan and so's my wife!

Posted by: Cruxified Rich Guy & His Wife at December 15, 2009 11:00 AM (Vz1WE)

365 ok folks. I'm calling off the sock puppeting meme. please return to your regular handles and move on to the next bit.

How do we know you're the real Ace? Proof please.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:00 AM (iYbLN)

366 Hey! In 383, some guy sockpuppetting Ace is saying to stop sockpuppetting Ace. Surreal, man!

Posted by: AceB+B+Ace at December 15, 2009 11:00 AM (T0NGe)

367

Don't forget to shop for my wigs!!!

Posted by: L-ACE wigs at December 15, 2009 11:01 AM (5ch05)

368 So I ask you to sockpuppet me, and you use this as an opportunity to insult me.

Fine.

For my revenge, I will only post the same story over and over again.

Oh wait! I already do that.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:01 AM (+wAEK)

369 ok folks. I'm calling off the sock puppeting meme. please return to your regular handles and move on to the next bit.

I'll believe that when I post it up top.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:01 AM (DIYmd)

370 So if he get's drunk and embarrassed where-ever he is, would that be an Ace High Flush?

Posted by: HHace at December 15, 2009 11:01 AM (+jvXp)

371 Acesleeves was my heart of gold
Acesleeves was my heart of joy
Acesleeves was my heart of joy
and who, but my acey, Acesleeves

Posted by: aceprof at December 15, 2009 11:01 AM (I3Udb)

372 This thread is turning into such a clique.

Posted by: ACE at December 15, 2009 02:51 PM (DIYmd)

You failed to show the proper gang signs for getting into the thread, err, clique

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:01 AM (OS2KR)

373 I'm also Ace and so's my wife!

Posted by: Cruxified Rich Guy & His Wife at December 15, 2009 11:02 AM (Vz1WE)

374 SNOWBEAST! SNOWBEAST! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SNOWBEAST!!!

Over here, baby.

Posted by: Snowbeast at December 15, 2009 11:02 AM (NtiET)

375 Hey, did I tell you guys I went to the White House?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:03 AM (YCVBL)

376 Sometimes I'll mix it up and allow a quote-box to consume the entire page...

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:03 AM (5npD/)

377 I'm not Ace, but I do play him on TV.

Posted by: Dr. Ace at December 15, 2009 11:03 AM (iYbLN)

378 So now that it comes out that Excitable Andi's a one-man blog also features a homo, a poofter, a bear and raw power glutes, Ace tries to copy?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:03 AM (5tPx9)

379 I don't know about andi's but mine are 150 proof

Posted by: a+ce cerebral juices at December 15, 2009 11:03 AM (sYxEE)

380 I've infected you all now.

Posted by: Ace1N1 at December 15, 2009 11:03 AM (iYbLN)

381 I wrote a screenplay and some guy in California said he'd read it. I'm not shittin' you, man.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:04 AM (YCVBL)

382 And sometimes I'll go really wild and center the whole blog!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:05 AM (OS2KR)

383 I think I've found a new home

Posted by: J ace son Blair at December 15, 2009 11:05 AM (sYxEE)

384 Hey, did I tell you guys I went to the White House?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 03:03 PM (YCVBL)

Cool. Do they get pepperoni or plain cheese?

Posted by: Ace of Peaches at December 15, 2009 11:06 AM (9Wv2j)

385

"Ace1N1"

BACONZ-FEVER!

Posted by: Toby the Ace-Sockpuppet at December 15, 2009 11:06 AM (5npD/)

386 This is like Rush doing the reverb on his show.

This would be an ideal time to invite all you morons to the fACEbook group.

Posted by: ACEmarsh at December 15, 2009 11:07 AM (f3AuC)

387 Masturbating? Today, I'm changing it to mACEturbating!

Take that, English language!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:07 AM (f3AuC)

388 I guess Andrew realizes his readership is retarded and unable to grasp bylines.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at December 15, 2009 11:08 AM (MbyMv)

389 Where's Haji and that damned dog?

Posted by: rACE Bannon at December 15, 2009 11:08 AM (iYbLN)

390 Oh man. I love it when he goes all center! Not that I'd ever admit to reading this blog when MKH is on the show....that would be completely jejune.

Posted by: Bill O'rly? at December 15, 2009 11:08 AM (5npD/)

391 The new bylines will go to Ace Cadets.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:09 AM (5tPx9)

392 158 Time is running out to order your Quality Ace Wigs in time for the holidays. Posted by: Ace Wigs Guy at December 15, 2009 02:12 PM

you need ace-battery to sock

Posted by: ace-battery at December 15, 2009 11:10 AM (sYxEE)

393 SQUAWK SQUAWK

Posted by: ACEwing plover at December 15, 2009 11:10 AM (f3AuC)

394

You call yourself an Ace???

Nein!

Posted by: Baron von Richtofen at December 15, 2009 11:11 AM (+jvXp)

395 How does this help Michelle's children?

Posted by: Ace1N1 at December 15, 2009 11:11 AM (iYbLN)

396 377 I thought somebody would say "all your Ace are belong to us," but you guys weren't smart enough for that, were you? You didn't read the WHOLE thread? My Ace trumps your ace. 364 All your Ace are belong to us!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:11 AM (rfZbE)

397 "Is that an Ace in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"

Posted by: Tiger Woods Whore #15 at December 15, 2009 11:12 AM (iYbLN)

398 @422 - 285, bitches...

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:13 AM (5npD/)

399 None of you guys are remotely funny.

Posted by: Chevy Chace at December 15, 2009 11:13 AM (qyKoF)

400 The only satisfaction I get is from reaming your f'n Ace.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:14 AM (5tPx9)

401
George Bush was the bestest president ever!

Posted by: polynikes at December 15, 2009 11:15 AM (z37MR)

402 Ace 285 is my favorite Ace so far.

Posted by: Ace 422 at December 15, 2009 11:15 AM (rfZbE)

403 "426 None of you guys are remotely funny." Oh yeah? FLETCH.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:15 AM (YCVBL)

404

425 polynikes is my favorite commentor on my blog.

Steve the Pirate's not bad, either.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:15 AM (W54Uh)

405 It's hard to sockpuppet when you're teabaggin'.

Posted by: ace360 at December 15, 2009 11:15 AM (5npD/)

406 None of you guys are remotely funny.

That's just hurtful.

Posted by: ace bandage at December 15, 2009 11:15 AM (9Wv2j)

407

Did I say polynikes? Man, that guy is a tool. I'm selling him to Charles Johnson.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:15 AM (QKKT0)

408
I shall write a 300-word comment about this new development at AoS!

Posted by: Monty at December 15, 2009 11:16 AM (z37MR)

409 Ace, ace baby...

Posted by: Vanilla Ace at December 15, 2009 11:16 AM (l1Wlr)

410 Everybody stole all the low hanging fruit already. But enough about Sullivan, let me teach you idiots how to tell gay jokes . . .

Posted by: ace # 35461235 at December 15, 2009 11:16 AM (p1s9n)

411 I tried to trade polynikes to Charles Johnson for Sharmuta, but he said, "Eat shit, homophobe."

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:17 AM (YCVBL)

412 Whenever I want to post incognito on my own site, I use the sockpuppet "reason".

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:17 AM (5npD/)

413 ok, which one of me bogarted the valu-rite?

Posted by: ace's liver at December 15, 2009 11:17 AM (V89AT)

414 I'm melting

Posted by: arctic ace at December 15, 2009 11:18 AM (9Wv2j)

415 I would do almost anything to get Ace health care.

Posted by: Nacey Pelacei at December 15, 2009 11:18 AM (DIYmd)

416

I'm really starting to worry about the polar acecap, IYKWIMAITHYD.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:18 AM (W54Uh)

417 Did I say polynikes? Man, that guy is a tool. I'm selling him to Charles Johnson.

I'll bet Chucky would give me at least a couple of calendars for him!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:18 AM (OS2KR)

418

I once beat a man to death with a puppy

Canine Club?

The first rule about Canine Club is that you don't talk about Canine Club.

Posted by: acecanuck at December 15, 2009 11:18 AM (2qU2d)

419 Huh.

Dallas Aces, the world's first professional bridge team

Posted by: Snowbeast at December 15, 2009 11:19 AM (NtiET)

420 polynikes? hell, they won't even take him at Hostages unless I throw in some of my "private reserve" cheesecake photos of Tri-Corner Hat Babe...

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:19 AM (5npD/)

421 You guys know that I hardly EVER get any?

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:19 AM (OlN4e)

422 Now this is an integrity kick. That "banhammer" one. Too much ValuRite. Fuggedaboudit.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:19 AM (5tPx9)

423 I don't want to get off on a rant here, but this bit is getting stretched thinner than Reed Richards's cock in a taffy pull.

Posted by: Denace Miller at December 15, 2009 11:20 AM (qyKoF)

424 Ace is not the solution, Ace is the problem

Posted by: Ronace Reagan at December 15, 2009 11:21 AM (DIYmd)

425 I've seen a million Aces, and I've ROCKED THEM ALL!

Posted by: Ace Jovi at December 15, 2009 11:21 AM (f3AuC)

426 I ever tell you guys about the time I shat myself twice in one day?

Posted by: compos mentace at December 15, 2009 11:22 AM (5npD/)

427 Yeah, you guys never saw all my pictures of Tri-Corner Hat Babe. Just sayin'. Bitches.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:22 AM (YCVBL)

428

Robblerobble?

Posted by: grim ace at December 15, 2009 11:23 AM (5npD/)

429 Hmmm, I was thinking of going out for a cACE of beer. Anyone need anything?

Posted by: HH at December 15, 2009 11:23 AM (+jvXp)

430 B+.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:24 AM (NtiET)

431 I tried to trade polynikes to Charles Johnson for Sharmuta, but he said, "Eat shit, homophobe."

Sharmuta does such a great job of cleaning my toilets with her tongue. No way I'm trading her.

Posted by: Charles "Kurtz" Johnson at December 15, 2009 11:24 AM (OS2KR)

432 Seven for the Busty Lesbians in their halls of stone

Provide wood carvings or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:25 AM (1O93r)

433 how sweet the sound
that saved a wretch like me
I once was lost but now am found
was blind but now I see

Posted by: amazing grAce at December 15, 2009 11:26 AM (9Wv2j)

434 Bwogging tew yew peepow is like twying to poast on my dining-woom table!

Posted by: Fwank 'o Spades at December 15, 2009 11:27 AM (5npD/)

435 You are all a bunch of racist Acebaggers!

Posted by: Keith Olberdouche at December 15, 2009 11:28 AM (iYbLN)

436 This is acism straight up!

Posted by: Janeane Garofalo at December 15, 2009 11:29 AM (qyKoF)

437 You know what the difference is between me and all these other sockpuppets?

Lipstick.

Posted by: Sarah Pacelin at December 15, 2009 11:30 AM (f3AuC)

438 Johnny Coldcuts? Modeled on my mom.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:30 AM (YCVBL)

439 Isn't it great how I've finally mastered the art of short, concise commenting? At last!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:31 AM (BlBnA)

440 You know I secretly have the hots for Janeane Garofalo. Too bad she doesn't like men.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:31 AM (OS2KR)

441 The desire to have children is really mostly a societal sockpuppet foisted upon us by our predeominantly-patriarchical culture.

Posted by: Amanda Marcacce at December 15, 2009 11:31 AM (5npD/)

442 Isn't it great how I've finally mastered the art of short, concise commenting? At last!

Thread Winner!!!!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:32 AM (OS2KR)

443 Yeah. I'd hit me.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:34 AM (NtiET)

444 I don't see this ending well.

Posted by: Edger Cacey at December 15, 2009 11:35 AM (f3AuC)

445 I don't see this ending.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:36 AM (YCVBL)

446 Seriously folks, I haven't seen anyone reach this hard for a payoff since Matt Roloff tried to give a go-around to Barney Frank.

Posted by: Dennace Miller at December 15, 2009 11:36 AM (qyKoF)

447 And I'm finding Madeline Albright strangely attractive.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 11:36 AM (OS2KR)

448 This thread will end in a black hole singularity of sockpuppet circlejerking, or because the joke got old, but mostly because the joke got old.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:36 AM (f3AuC)

449 Jewish people tell me things, behind closed doors, that you'll never know.

Posted by: Ace Knows at December 15, 2009 11:37 AM (7FgWm)

450 All your moronettes belongs to me!

Posted by: El Acebo at December 15, 2009 11:37 AM (9Wv2j)

451 I resemble all those remarks about me.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan's Clutching Anus at December 15, 2009 11:40 AM (GB1t6)

452 It's lonely at the top, I tell ya'.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:41 AM (YCVBL)

453 Now I can get in touch with my feminine side.

Posted by: Acepundit at December 15, 2009 11:44 AM (sYxEE)

454 If this thread makes it past 500 posts, I'm moving to Canada.

Posted by: Susan SarandAce at December 15, 2009 11:44 AM (5npD/)

455 If it makes it past 1000, I'm move to France.

Posted by: Alace Baldwin at December 15, 2009 11:45 AM (OS2KR)

456 What's this crap about glAceil warming?

Posted by: Old dead Viking in Greenland at December 15, 2009 11:46 AM (+jvXp)

457 That Meghan McCain is a hottie, I tell ya.

Posted by: Acepundit at December 15, 2009 11:46 AM (OS2KR)

458

"Seriously folks, I haven't seen anyone reach this hard for a payoff since Matt Roloff tried to give a go-around to Barney Frank."

I used that theme for a wedding cake once. It had fireworks and everything!

Posted by: Duff, the undisputed Ace of Cakes at December 15, 2009 11:47 AM (5npD/)

459 Thai tranny hookers of the world, unite!

Posted by: ace marx at December 15, 2009 11:47 AM (YCVBL)

460 *cough*gurgle*hack* ...can I come too, guys?

Posted by: BrAce Springsteen at December 15, 2009 11:48 AM (5npD/)

461 This thread is the blog equivalent to John Malkovich entering the vortex into his own head.

Posted by: paul zummo at December 15, 2009 11:48 AM (MVcnm)

462 I'm back. Did you miss me?

Posted by: Ace's Banhammer 1.0 at December 15, 2009 11:52 AM (iTA1p)

463 I'm gonna give this thread a solid B+

Posted by: Ace of Grades at December 15, 2009 11:54 AM (9Wv2j)

464 Let's sockpuppet my creator for the next 5000+ posts. I don't want to be first anymore.

Posted by: Ace's Banhammer 1.0 at December 15, 2009 11:54 AM (iTA1p)

465 Don't you draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy.
She'll beat you if she's able;
'though the Queen of Hearts is always your best bet.

Posted by: Lace of Hades at December 15, 2009 11:54 AM (6uaZ3)

466 I know we can all put more than a B+ effort into the endeavor!

Posted by: Ace's Banhammer 1.0 at December 15, 2009 11:55 AM (iTA1p)

467

I'm back. Did you miss me?

Yes, yes we did. _{anyone know how to site this rifle better?}

Posted by: HH at December 15, 2009 11:55 AM (+jvXp)

468 I personally find Andi HAWT!

Posted by: GrimACE at December 15, 2009 11:56 AM (iTA1p)

469 Pixy has assured me that my blog has the slickest comments software on the intarwebs. I'll always be proud of that, no matter what.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 11:57 AM (YCVBL)

470 I want to be the meat in an Andi / Chuck sandwich. That would be delicious.

Posted by: GrimACE at December 15, 2009 11:57 AM (iTA1p)

471 Mayo anyone?

Posted by: GrimACE at December 15, 2009 11:58 AM (iTA1p)

472 Oh, wait. That isn't mayo!

Posted by: GrimACE at December 15, 2009 11:58 AM (iTA1p)

473 You boys are soooo cute.

Posted by: GrimACE at December 15, 2009 11:59 AM (iTA1p)

474 Andie is my love child . You damn betcha.

Posted by: A. c. e. at December 15, 2009 11:59 AM (aO1EC)

475 Dames are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard.

Posted by: spACE Ghost at December 15, 2009 12:00 PM (8aG5Z)

476 Has this thread jumped me yet.

Posted by: Ace the shark at December 15, 2009 12:03 PM (DIYmd)

477 ...WHAT DIED IN HERE?

Posted by: brac at December 15, 2009 12:03 PM (XiVKO)

478 Wait a minute- there was a no-sock-puppeting-Ace rule?

Posted by: conanthelibertarian at December 15, 2009 12:03 PM (Hwjr7)

479 Allah just emailed. Said, "Have you ever eaten a pine tree? Some parts are edible." What the fuck is wrong with that guy?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 12:03 PM (YCVBL)

480 ok, I did it, now where's my val-u-rite vodka and ewok suit?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 12:04 PM (RF9zO)

481 Who turned out the lights?

Posted by: ace in the hole at December 15, 2009 12:04 PM (9Wv2j)

482 I can see hobos from my house! Bew-bew-bew!

Posted by: Tinace Fey at December 15, 2009 12:04 PM (XiVKO)

483 That had better not be a squeakhole!

Posted by: Zombie Fromme at December 15, 2009 12:06 PM (XiVKO)

484 leftists aren't cool or funny.

Posted by: metronil at December 15, 2009 12:07 PM (WUSks)

485 There is no Ace but Ace, and Ace is his prophet.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 12:10 PM (NtiET)

486

I thought for sure I'd be out of jokes by now. Good thing I decided to pAce myself.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 12:17 PM (1OYcp)

487 I am up your sleeve, all your poker games are belong to me!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 12:18 PM (8cihe)

488

GrimAce,

Hold the mayo.

Posted by: HH at December 15, 2009 12:23 PM (+jvXp)

489 Listen up pardners.

Posted by: John Wayne gACEy at December 15, 2009 12:37 PM (5tPx9)

490 Damn rash is back again...

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 12:40 PM (KByvo)

491

124 Or is it a community of comments with no discourse?

That's just silly. It's a community of comments with no intercourse.

Posted by: Dead-Thread Ace at December 15, 2009 12:43 PM (Rw/yc)

492 "Gee, I hope those crabs don't come back. They are mothers to get rid of."

Posted by: Ace's Inner Monologue at December 15, 2009 12:44 PM (p2dT7)

493 Do they know it's ChristmACE after all?

Posted by: Banned Aid at December 15, 2009 12:45 PM (I3Udb)

494 ChristmACE time is here
Happiness and cheer . . .

Posted by: Charlie Ace and Friends at December 15, 2009 12:46 PM (I3Udb)

495 There was a "no sockpuppet ace" rule? You mean ace really said all that stupid shit insightful stuff?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 12:51 PM (XIXhw)

496 Oh my god, its full of Aces.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 12:52 PM (T1ZAZ)

497 You know, what really would have been a hoot is if we all sockpuppeted as Andrew Sullivan. I mean, more than usual.

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 15, 2009 12:53 PM (XIXhw)

498 Na na na naaaa
Don't phunk wit my naaaame

Posted by: Black Ace Peas at December 15, 2009 12:54 PM (I3Udb)

499 "The Girlie Had a Moustache...Aww who am I kidding. I knew it was Sully."

Posted by: Dj Jazzy Ace at December 15, 2009 12:55 PM (h9hzM)

500 Something for you to get down to...Shout out to Ace for writing this classic!

Posted by: Dj Jazzy Ace at December 15, 2009 12:57 PM (h9hzM)

501 I do.

Posted by: Ace in the Mirror at December 15, 2009 12:59 PM (h9hzM)

502 The Theme Continues...Ace knows him some Song Structure!

Posted by: DjJazzy Ace at December 15, 2009 01:01 PM (h9hzM)

503 Beagles do it doggy-style...

Posted by: Andi at December 15, 2009 01:07 PM (1AnxB)

504

Ow.

Stop it.

Posted by: beating a dead ace at December 15, 2009 01:08 PM (p1s9n)

505

Ace?!?!?!?,, Never heard of 'em!

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012'

(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)

-It's never too early to campaign-

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 01:25 PM (e9CTJ)

506 Ace is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Posted by: Ace, Lord Of The Universe at December 15, 2009 01:30 PM (QJzQi)

507 Oh, stand by me.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 01:37 PM (+jvXp)

508

Firstly, the dogs should be pictured dry-humping your legs and secondly, the girl in his pictuer should be under your desk.

Maybe...

Posted by: Mostly Harmless at December 15, 2009 01:44 PM (xh2GE)

509 Avenge me!

Posted by: Ace's Dying Liver at December 15, 2009 01:45 PM (F09Uo)

510 just woke up

Posted by: ace's fluffy bunny slippers at December 15, 2009 01:45 PM (4Kl5M)

511 On to 1000 comments, Pitiful Earthlings!

Posted by: Ace, Lord Of The Universe at December 15, 2009 01:49 PM (QJzQi)

512 One of the Ace's needs to give me oral pleasure. Preferably a female incarnation.

Posted by: I R A Darth Ace at December 15, 2009 01:51 PM (1hM1d)

513

So, ummm, is the term 'Ace in the hole' sexiist?

Just want to be clear on the boundaries here.

Posted by: HH at December 15, 2009 01:54 PM (+jvXp)

514 Hmm, I don't know if we can drag this dead horse across the 1000 comment mark. We're only a little more than half way there, and we're running out of juice. This ace fest will probably get picked up the ONT crowd. Fret not

Posted by: ace's fluffy shill at December 15, 2009 01:55 PM (4Kl5M)

515 Hey, where did all my socks go?

Posted by: (Ace) at December 15, 2009 02:02 PM (2X8VA)

516 I R A Darth Ace, @#544: One of the Ace's needs to give me oral pleasure. Preferably a female incarnation.

I may be the only Ace clone that does not fear the vajayjay, so I will make the opposite offer.

And none of those ladyboy Thai hookers like last time I've heard about.

Posted by: ACEmarsh at December 15, 2009 02:04 PM (f3AuC)

517 OK OK enuff ... all comments so far are from me and my sock puppets

except for one, and you know who you are. I disguise myself with lace wigs.

Ace ... and L.Ace wigs .... get it? All this to sell Lousy Ace wigs ...

_{btw, 10% off if you mention this ad}

Posted by: Ace wigs at December 15, 2009 02:15 PM (4RG6F)

518 Kaizer SosACE

Posted by: trACEi at December 15, 2009 02:27 PM (rVs8s)

519 Inconceivable!

Posted by: WallAce Shawn at December 15, 2009 02:31 PM (qyKoF)

520 It's a beautiful blogger life.

Posted by: ace of base at December 15, 2009 02:32 PM (io7tO)

521 Wow. Instalanche, epic poetry, and the usual incisive commentary. Maybe I should take off more often.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 02:34 PM (YCVBL)

522 It's good to be me.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 02:36 PM (a4o2p)

523 I likey the young boys...just saying.

Posted by: Damn Ace at December 15, 2009 02:38 PM (MchcS)

524 Give to me your leather/
Take from me, my Ace

Posted by: StevAce Nicks at December 15, 2009 02:39 PM (I3Udb)

525 Isn't it great how I've finally mastered the art of short, concise commenting? At last!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 03:31 PM (BlBnA)

BANNED

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 02:49 PM (io7tO)

526
549 Ace wigs

I disguise myself with lace wigs.

I think that's a doily.

Posted by: (Ace) at December 15, 2009 02:49 PM (2X8VA)

527 How are we supposed to know if it is really Ace if everyone sock puppets Ace? Now Stop it.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 02:53 PM (BGZTJ)

528 There is no Ace, there is only Ace.

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 03:02 PM (0IQvz)

529 [Insert lame reference to me here]

Posted by: Brian Dennehace at December 15, 2009 03:02 PM (I3Udb)

530 [repeat]

Posted by: Ace Cheney at December 15, 2009 03:03 PM (I3Udb)

531 I'm multiplyin', see? I'm multiplyin'!

Posted by: Ace Bunny at December 15, 2009 03:04 PM (2X8VA)

532 OK, I'm changing back to one of my many aliases ... just know that all these different names are really just one person ...

Ace = One ... one person, many suits

Posted by: bill at December 15, 2009 03:10 PM (4RG6F)

533 I just realized - I've discovered peer review!

Posted by: Ace in BC at December 15, 2009 04:11 PM (2ow+Y)

534

<i>So, ummm, is the term 'Ace in the hole' sexiist?

Just want to be clear on the boundaries here.</i>

That probably depends on what hole you're discussing.

Posted by: Little Miss Ace-illa at December 15, 2009 04:18 PM (saBHO)

535 Please allow me to introduce myself

Posted by: Beelzebace at December 15, 2009 04:22 PM (I3Udb)

536 The only God I need . . . is me.

Posted by: Ace of Spades, via Motorhead at December 15, 2009 04:35 PM (saBHO)

537 This whole thread went so well, I've decided to allow you guys to sockpuppet me whenever you want!

Posted by: Ace at December 15, 2009 04:51 PM (FDaFm)

538 Good work, Ace!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 04:58 PM (gr1ua)

539 Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 04:59 PM (gr1ua)

540 There is no Ace, there is only Ace.

There is no ace but ace, and ace is his profit.

Posted by: Osamace bin ace at December 15, 2009 05:46 PM (XIXhw)

541 Ace is the Kwisatz Haderach. The one who can be many places at once.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 05:49 PM (PD1tk)

542 I have a me up my sleeve.

Posted by: Ace of Cards of African-American Descent at December 15, 2009 06:16 PM (saBHO)

543 I got nothin'

Posted by: Space Ace at December 15, 2009 06:26 PM (UIlcu)

544 Who is this "Ace" I keep reading about?

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 06:32 PM (xvN1A)

545 How long has this been going on?

Posted by: ACE at December 15, 2009 07:05 PM (I3Udb)

546 Oh, I also enjoy marinating in andi's cerebral juices. It's just that I'm referring to the little head, not the big one.

Posted by: Ace's cockpuppet at December 15, 2009 07:56 PM (CMPXK)

547 I think we've all gone complACEnt

Posted by: trACEi at December 15, 2009 08:05 PM (/L+UX)

548 576 Ace is the Kwisatz Haderach. The one who can be many places at once.

His name isn't a killing word though. I've tried.

Posted by: ace at December 15, 2009 10:26 PM (a4o2p)

549 Speling: B+

Posted by: Ais at December 15, 2009 10:50 PM (9b6FB)

550 Damn, you guys see that Instapundit linked us? Yikes!

Posted by: HH at December 16, 2009 12:17 AM (+jvXp)

551 !

Posted by: h at December 16, 2009 12:21 AM (udftI)

552 I didn't reach one thousand posts? I'm on thin fucking ice here. You fucking get that?

Posted by: Paul Aceka at December 16, 2009 04:17 AM (SwkdU)

553

It's my blog, and I do intend for it to have a solitary voice, so it's better if not only are the posts by me, but half the comments too.

Ha! The only one not posting is you, Ace.

Posted by: DefACEd at December 16, 2009 05:53 AM (BoFBr)

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