December 04, 2009
— LauraW Good Morning Morons, Moronettes, disheveled lunkheads, chromosomally-enhanced dorkwads, and attorneys.
Welcome to FuckitAll Friday.
Thanks to Patty Ann.
After the last fundraiser, AndrewsDad emailed me with the preposterous notion of talking Ace into offering AOSHQ swag here on the site.
Well, we don't have any AOSHQ swag. There was a small T-shirt sale a few years back. It was a successful venture, if by 'success' you mean that six people bought shirts and Ace ended up with $14.06 and three dozen very snazzy carwash rags.
So, okay! Let's do it again! Maybe. We have yet to confront Ace with the idea. I guess it depends on what happens here today.
This will be even funner if you mutants come up with the images and slogans you'd like to see on an AOSHQ mug or tee or whatever.
Friday Photoshop + slogan contest for Ace of Spades HQ swag.
Let me know if you need me to post any graphics for you to use.
FiAF continues below the fold.
You know what I don't like about the Lowenbrau song?
Nothing.
There's nothing I don't like about the Lowenbrau song.
It's Friday! Shake your ass, Babe!
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Is this the flame thread? This is the flame thread, right? This is it, the flame thread, right? Flame thread? Here? This is it?
Posted by: wiserbud at December 04, 2009 08:18 AM (IHbof)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2009 08:18 AM (ZGhSv)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at December 04, 2009 08:19 AM (C2//T)
Posted by: mcassill at December 04, 2009 08:19 AM (OS2KR)
Those jokes never get old, though, do they?
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 04, 2009 08:21 AM (6kI9E)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 04, 2009 08:22 AM (NtiET)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 04, 2009 08:24 AM (mGSN1)
Posted by: Gromulin at December 04, 2009 08:25 AM (7FA9S)
Optionally, in finer print as an addendum: "Well, the Morons Do, Anyway."
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 04, 2009 08:25 AM (50S+L)
My head is about to explode and I'm thinking divorce.
Posted by: Cheri at December 04, 2009 08:25 AM (llSaz)
Hey Laura...
Off topic, you really make me laugh, I dig your sense of humor.
Now back to the t-shirt.
AOSHQ never heard of it--
Charlie Gibson
Posted by: Booter at December 04, 2009 08:26 AM (eimUK)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 04, 2009 12:22 PM (NtiET)
It's the Gortini. I'm totally cereal.
Posted by: Rocks at December 04, 2009 08:26 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Old Sailor at December 04, 2009 08:26 AM (/Ft4q)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at December 04, 2009 08:26 AM (q6xOe)
Posted by: CUS at December 04, 2009 08:26 AM (wOGfT)
Barring that, how about the Blagoskull?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2009 08:28 AM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: Dave at December 04, 2009 08:28 AM (Xm1aB)
Morons, Moronettes, disheveled lunkheads, chromosomally-enhanced dorkwads, and attorneys.
Morons, dorkwads and attorneys? That's redundant, isn't it?
Posted by: Opinion at December 04, 2009 08:29 AM (Cta0m)
Posted by: Woger Wabbit at December 04, 2009 08:30 AM (x0suh)
People would buy them and say "It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black"
Ace of Spades HQ: None more black.
Posted by: Rocks at December 04, 2009 08:33 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: Cheri at December 04, 2009 12:25 PM (llSaz)
May I suggest a nine iron?
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 04, 2009 08:34 AM (dQdrY)
I must've been hung over that year 'cause I'd have bought a couple. OK, one, 'cause I do need my sterno funds. Still, I'm ready to invest in AoSHQ's Shirt Emporium. I can give up the juice for an afternoon.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 04, 2009 08:34 AM (50S+L)
I thought of that but then I remembered he sold his clubs last , year..damn.
Posted by: Cheri at December 04, 2009 08:37 AM (llSaz)
Posted by: Michael at December 04, 2009 08:38 AM (siOQ7)
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 04, 2009 08:38 AM (xxgag)
I have a friend whose son does MMA. She bought him that shirt to wear to school.
Posted by: huerfano at December 04, 2009 08:38 AM (vtuZz)
That would be funny. Maybe Iowahawk and AoSHQ could go in together. Synergize as it were. It is all about synergy these days, right?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 04, 2009 08:38 AM (50S+L)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 08:39 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: rawmuse at December 04, 2009 08:40 AM (0/3Ln)
Hey if that is Fox's PAB I'll buy 50 T-Shirts if she will come by and "model" them.
Posted by: Vic at December 04, 2009 08:40 AM (CDUiN)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 12:39 PM (Vu6sl)
It could also say: Just add water!
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 08:40 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Big Daddy at December 04, 2009 08:40 AM (pOcKt)
Posted by: Burt TC at December 04, 2009 08:40 AM (fSQAV)
Like conservatives hearts?
Posted by: huerfano at December 04, 2009 12:34 PM (vtuZz)
yes. I can hear the reaction from the Kos kids now:
Damn your black heart, Ace of Spades!
Hey! Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!
Posted by: Rocks at December 04, 2009 08:43 AM (Q1lie)
T-shirt silkscreen suggestion:
1 moronette - free
1 gl of water - free
1 AoSHQ t-shirt - 14.95
results - priceless
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 08:44 AM (Vu6sl)
Good Morning Morons, Moronettes, disheveled lunkheads, chromosomally-enhanced dorkwads, and attorneys.
Ha!
There was a small T-shirt sale a few years back.
Hence, no sales. Now, if Ace had offered XXX-large t-shirts, well, that'd be a different story.
BTW, I have three. Collectors items, all. I'll sell them for $200.00 each. Or coupla Big Macs.
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2009 08:44 AM (RBdAa)
Posted by: Paladin at December 04, 2009 08:46 AM (XZu3c)
How about a Three Jolly Roger Moon t-shirt. Ahooooooo!
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2009 08:47 AM (RBdAa)
Now you KNOW one look at this shirt would cause all boy-morons to run to bunks.
How about AOSHQ thongs for the Mrs?
Posted by: CUS at December 04, 2009 08:47 AM (wOGfT)
For those of you who fly (in airplanes anyway) this is something you should know, imo:
Via Solomonia
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at December 04, 2009 08:47 AM (RkRxq)
"Ace of Spades/AOSHQ - Never heard of it."
On a side note: T-shirts? Never heard of them.
Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 04, 2009 08:47 AM (nz654)
T-shirts with "What hump?" on the back.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2009 08:47 AM (2qU2d)
Ace Of Spades - HQ
Where we've probably already made fun of you.
We can not play innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent.
-Ronald Reagan
Quit being innocent. Pop yer cherry at AOSHQ.
Posted by: Inspector Asshole at December 04, 2009 08:48 AM (oYmXU)
"Global Warming is Dead!"
Posted by: Big Daddy at December 04, 2009 08:48 AM (pOcKt)
Posted by: Big Daddy at December 04, 2009 08:53 AM (pOcKt)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2009 08:54 AM (RBdAa)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 04, 2009 08:55 AM (mGSN1)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 04, 2009 08:57 AM (Uysm3)
It looks like the CO2 data behind AGW is as bogus as the temperature data:
Greenhouse Gas Observatories Downwind from Erupting Volcanoes
Via American Thinker
Posted by: Tinian at December 04, 2009 08:58 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: mbruce at December 04, 2009 08:58 AM (t/GDA)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 04, 2009 08:59 AM (mGSN1)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2009 08:59 AM (ReVlg)
How about a polo shirt with a little embroidered dead hobo instead of a guy beating the horse he's riding with a club...
A Jonny coldcuts t-shirt would be cool too.
Posted by: theBman at December 04, 2009 09:00 AM (/vN7m)
Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 04, 2009 09:01 AM (VzKkh)
Posted by: X at December 04, 2009 09:01 AM (7rOET)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 09:02 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 04, 2009 09:03 AM (VzKkh)
One for me, one for Elizabeth, and one for each of my kids.
So make sure you have three Mondo-Men sizes and one teensy-bitsy for her.
Posted by: Mortis at December 04, 2009 09:04 AM (hA5JK)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 01:02 PM (Vu6sl)
Sorry Andy, I was too slow.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 09:06 AM (Vu6sl)
http://tinyurl.com/yhqs8tl Via Solomonia Posted by: Hussein
Sounds familiar. Like yesterday familiar.
Posted by: Las Vegas Tourism Office at December 04, 2009 09:06 AM (u1pln)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 09:08 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Big Daddy at December 04, 2009 09:08 AM (pOcKt)
The Ace of Spades logo with "We've probably already made fun of you" is my vote for something which will sell. I pledge to get all of my friends to buy one.
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 04, 2009 09:09 AM (4DwVn)
Ace of Spades HQ
Better than antidepressants.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 04, 2009 09:09 AM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 04, 2009 09:09 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Miss Marple at December 04, 2009 09:10 AM (4DwVn)
I'm 50 min. East of Houston and it's headed my way, temps are dropping like a rock, wish I could set up a web cam on 610 Loop tonight, Good Times, Good Times!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 04, 2009 09:11 AM (81QXy)
Posted by: WalrusRex at December 04, 2009 09:11 AM (xxgag)
Dr. Spank, how about "AoSHQ - Fucking Kos in the ass and taking his lunch money since 2003."
Posted by: Big Daddy at December 04, 2009 09:13 AM (pOcKt)
Posted by: Paladin at December 04, 2009 09:15 AM (XZu3c)
Posted by: Baghdad Algore at December 04, 2009 09:15 AM (OS2KR)
AoSHQ
Where Sex Is Getting a Boner, Slapping Her Titties Around Some, Sticking It In, And Then Peeing.
Posted by: a.k.a. at December 04, 2009 09:18 AM (z37MR)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 04, 2009 09:19 AM (mGSN1)
Posted by: motionview at December 04, 2009 09:19 AM (DtSf1)
Posted by: charles johnson at December 04, 2009 09:20 AM (2qU2d)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 04, 2009 09:20 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 09:21 AM (Vu6sl)
Ace of Spades rocks! -- Gabriel Malor
Ace of Spades rocks! -- Ace
Oh. Sorry for the double post, guys. -- Ace
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2009 09:22 AM (2qU2d)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 09:22 AM (Vu6sl)
Will hunt hobos for Valu-Rite Vodka.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2009 09:23 AM (2qU2d)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2009 09:23 AM (V1Fi9)
Posted by: John Kerry at December 04, 2009 09:26 AM (7ccv+)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 04, 2009 09:26 AM (81QXy)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at December 04, 2009 09:28 AM (gLflT)
And something cool on the back, like the line about slitting throats.
And more pics of chicks wearing them.
They'd have sold like hotcakes, I tells ya!
Posted by: Phinn at December 04, 2009 09:28 AM (bqwAR)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at December 04, 2009 09:28 AM (OS2KR)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 09:29 AM (Vu6sl)
A picture of a rooster standing on an empty gun holster.
Nothing else. It could be a way for other morons to identify eachother.
Posted by: theBman at December 04, 2009 09:29 AM (/vN7m)
If you crackers only knew. Barry pees all over himself every time I try to do sex to him.
Posted by: The Wookie at December 04, 2009 09:30 AM (OS2KR)
Posted by: Phinn at December 04, 2009 09:31 AM (bqwAR)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 04, 2009 09:32 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: theBman at December 04, 2009 09:33 AM (/vN7m)
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2009 09:33 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 09:33 AM (Vu6sl)
24 Help. I called out sick today and while lying in bed, my husband has the tv on full blast with Zero talking about how many jobs have been saved, and all his grand plans for saving the economy, wall street bad, government good....blah, blah.
My head is about to explode and I'm thinking divorce.
Totally actionable. I'm so angry, every day, at Mrs. North, for voting for this asshole that I haven't touched her since the election.
And Cheri, if you haven't let your body to go total shit, I'll let you date me on the rebound. No Obama noises, promise.
Posted by: Truman North at December 04, 2009 09:35 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: sow'nreap at December 04, 2009 09:36 AM (nYF3I)
That's why it was such a shock to find out that Ace looks like an ewok -- after the shirts ended up 3 sizes smaller than marked, I had him pegged as a skinny dweeb in tight black clothing like the guys in SNL's "Sprockets" skits [...und now, ve dance!].
Posted by: cthulhu at December 04, 2009 09:36 AM (u+gbs)
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2009 09:38 AM (E725N)
Oh. Sorry for the double post, guys. -- Ace
Hah!!
Posted by: lauraw
The back of the shirt could say : "I'm a poster, not a reader" - Ace
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 04, 2009 09:39 AM (mGSN1)
IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Mortis at December 04, 2009 09:39 AM (hA5JK)
Posted by: RoadRunner at December 04, 2009 09:40 AM (D6P9o)
There was nothing particularly wrong with the last batch of shirts that an ample allowance for a beer gut wouldn't fix. Oh, and some heft, so it wasn't like wearing some sort of ultra-sheer pantyhose wrapped around your chest.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 04, 2009 09:41 AM (u+gbs)
I think the night crew likes the idea of the calendar. I will not offer my services for a given month-but you can have my go-to phrase.
AoSHQ-telling progressives to get bent one moron at a time
(and of course as it's a calendar you can imagine the ladies will be getting bent so to speak).
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2009 09:42 AM (pLTLS)
163 Yeah, can you people 'in the know' make sure Ace has at least XXL on hand? I usually try to buy 2XL to deal with shrinkage.
IYKWIMAITYD
It shrinks?
Posted by: Elaine from Seinfeld at December 04, 2009 09:43 AM (e8YaH)
AoSHQ:
"I went to see Brokeback Mountain with Ace and Allah and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... and herpes."
Posted by: 3rd_Bird at December 04, 2009 09:43 AM (1TVYh)
I'm so glad that Mrs. C has her head on straight. Some of my other relatives are a different story however.
Posted by: The Wookie at December 04, 2009 09:43 AM (OS2KR)
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2009 09:44 AM (E725N)
Posted by: Hammer at December 04, 2009 09:44 AM (5MUhk)
Posted by: RoadRunner at December 04, 2009 09:45 AM (D6P9o)
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at December 04, 2009 09:46 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: mcassill at December 04, 2009 09:47 AM (OS2KR)
Posted by: pissoir dubuque at December 04, 2009 09:47 AM (Hlrwj)
I'd TOTALLY be behind some AoSHQ swag. I just bought an IMAO t-shirt listing the top ten military slogans ("We don't like collateral damage, but it helps to stay the %$&# out of our way," "Often mistaken for the wrath of God," and "If you see stuff exploding around you, that's probably us" are my favorites) and would like to add to my wardrobe. Between that one and my Gadsden flag shirt, I piss a lot of people off at the gym.
Posted by: CMS2004 at December 04, 2009 09:48 AM (Q0dlN)
She also did as I requested and voted third party for the Senate seat that McLame's butt buddy resides in.
You know, the one that the National Review advertisement refers to as "misguided Republican".
Posted by: Vic at December 04, 2009 09:48 AM (CDUiN)
Front - Flaming skull with "Ace is on fire!" underneath
Back of shirt - The official AOSHQ logo (spade / skull / swords) with "ace.mu.nu" underneath
And in XXL, please.
Posted by: Z as in Jersey at December 04, 2009 09:49 AM (kZT4X)
Just a thought. I guess I can always get a sharpie and make my own.
Posted by: Peaches at December 04, 2009 09:49 AM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2009 09:49 AM (ZGhSv)
Those jokes never get old, though, do they?
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 04, 2009 12:21 PM (6kI9E)
What jokes? Never heard them.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 04, 2009 09:50 AM (u1OeY)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at December 04, 2009 09:50 AM (gLflT)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 04, 2009 01:34 PM (81QXy)
--If they lose, they'll all defect.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2009 09:50 AM (I3Udb)
but it did have the quote on the back, Phinn.
Posted by: moron #213454 at December 04, 2009 09:50 AM (p1s9n)
That's why it was such a shock to find out that Ace looks like an ewok -- after the shirts ended up 3 sizes smaller than marked, I had him pegged as a skinny dweeb in tight black clothing like the guys in SNL's "Sprockets" skits [...und now, ve dance!].
I think it was the fly-by-night t-shirt company's fault.
Of course, nowadays, in the age of the FUCKING INTERNET, there's no need to print up t-shirts the old-fashioned way. There are several reputable t-shirt/swag companies that will produce a whole variety of shirts, caps, sweats, coffee mugs, keyrings, etc., all a la carte, all made on demand.
Posted by: Phinn at December 04, 2009 09:51 AM (bqwAR)
Posted by: Ben at December 04, 2009 09:52 AM (wuv1c)
AoS Morons
Bigger Boobs Than Meghan McCain
Posted by: a.k.a. at December 04, 2009 01:49 PM (z37MR)
not possible!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 04, 2009 09:53 AM (pLTLS)
AoSHQ Where tranny lesbians roam free.
Posted by: dananjcon at December 04, 2009 09:53 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at December 04, 2009 09:55 AM (mGSN1)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 04, 2009 09:55 AM (NtiET)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at December 04, 2009 09:55 AM (Q41Zh)
Posted by: sow'nreap at December 04, 2009 01:36 PM (nYF3I)
--What are you talking about? Ireland is in the World Cup draw! Oh wait, that's the Ivory Coast.
Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2009 09:55 AM (I3Udb)
Posted by: joncelli at December 04, 2009 09:56 AM (RD7QR)
Now where's Joe?"
....................................................
Ace T-Shirt + ? = Profit!
Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at December 04, 2009 09:57 AM (VzKkh)
Ace O' Spades- where Iowahawk and Treacher leave their B-material.
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 04, 2009 09:57 AM (oLULt)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2009 09:57 AM (QECjC)
Well morons, I'm going to try and drive home from work in a blizzard(for us anyway)....... In Houston. Crazy.
Check in when you get home and tell us how it is, I gotta get back to Sugarland this afternoon.
Posted by: Dang Straights at December 04, 2009 09:57 AM (Haq+B)
Posted by: sow'nreap at December 04, 2009 09:57 AM (nYF3I)
LOL, My oldest grandson voted for the Huckster in the primary so I shouldn't talk.
When he is home for the holidays I'll have to ask him how he feals now.
I guess I should be glad that an 18 year old actually went down and voted in the primaries.
Posted by: Vic at December 04, 2009 09:58 AM (CDUiN)
"The poll indicates that the biggest drop in approval comes from non college educated white voters," says CNN Polling Director Keating Holland. "That's one indication among many that Obama's growing unpopularity may be more related to unemployment and the poor economy."
So they're pushing the racial angle: If you liked Obama without knowing much about him, but hate him now, you're racist. No mention of the demographics of the 48%.
Also, the economy "excuse".
In fact, six in ten Americans questioned say they favor Obama's plan to send 30,000 more troops to that country. Two-thirds also support his plan to start removing U.S. forces from Afghanistan in the summer of 2011 - although the poll indicates most Americans think that announcing that timetable in advance was a bad idea, and they are skeptical whether conditions in Afghanistan in 2011 will actually allow the U.S. to start drawing down troop levels.
Now that's some cognitive dissonance right there.Posted by: AmishDude at December 04, 2009 09:59 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2009 09:59 AM (QECjC)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 04, 2009 10:00 AM (T0NGe)
FTW
Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at December 04, 2009 10:00 AM (o4Xi+)
Posted by: Doug Winship at December 04, 2009 10:00 AM (6WjQu)
Posted by: Doug Winship at December 04, 2009 10:01 AM (6WjQu)
Posted by: dorkafork at December 04, 2009 10:01 AM (WbRO8)
That is a redeeming virtue. I have to suffer with the Mrs. being a Twins fan. Oh, the humanity.
Posted by: mcassill at December 04, 2009 10:03 AM (OS2KR)
Huh? The only thing low-information voters knew about him before the election was that he was black.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 04, 2009 10:03 AM (NtiET)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 04, 2009 10:04 AM (NtiET)
Posted by: Micavimtoot at December 04, 2009 10:04 AM (cuLne)
Posted by: grognard at December 04, 2009 10:04 AM (v0kvW)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 10:05 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Peaches at December 04, 2009 10:07 AM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 04, 2009 02:03 PM (NtiET)
Well, yeah, that was my point. It's just the opposite, if race were an issue, you wouldn't wait for the policy implications.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 04, 2009 10:08 AM (T0NGe)
Veteran, 90, Told He Has One Week to Remove Flag
The guy is a Medal of Honor recipient and his homeowner's association says he can not fly a flag on a pole in his front yard.
Posted by: Vic at December 04, 2009 10:08 AM (CDUiN)
AoS
We Repeat Jokes
Posted by: a.k.a. at December 04, 2009 02:05 PM (z37MR)
I would disagree if I knew what you were talking about.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 04, 2009 10:09 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 04, 2009 10:11 AM (NtiET)
Most homeowner's associations I am familiar with are a bunch of no-life ninnies in dire need of a good ass-kicking. That particular one tried to bully the wrong guy.
Posted by: mcassill at December 04, 2009 10:11 AM (OS2KR)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at December 04, 2009 10:13 AM (OS2KR)
Posted by: grognard at December 04, 2009 10:15 AM (v0kvW)
In large print: I'm special. I was Banned By LGF
In smaller print underneath: What do you mean everyone gets one of these?
Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2009 10:16 AM (E725N)
Posted by: Doug Winship at December 04, 2009 10:16 AM (6WjQu)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2009 10:19 AM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: dananjcon at December 04, 2009 10:19 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2009 10:20 AM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: Jewells at December 04, 2009 10:21 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2009 10:21 AM (QECjC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2009 10:22 AM (l1Wlr)
Must have the flaming EWOK skull and the H.L. Mencken quote on the front.
Then on the back: List the shit we do...like a concert tour list
1Scandis hated
2) Valu-rite Vodka sponsored
3) Hobs strangle
4) trolls flamed
5) liberals excoriated
6) Etc...........
Take Sherrif joes' advice, here's our website #
ace.mu.nu
BTW, I got a guy who does silk screened, 100% cotton, for like $4-7/ea
Posted by: hutch1200 at December 04, 2009 10:23 AM (fcdPs)
Posted by: Mortis at December 04, 2009 10:23 AM (hA5JK)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2009 10:24 AM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: toby928 at December 04, 2009 10:25 AM (PD1tk)
Dude! (or Dudette!): I want one! The only problem is that it will take six weeks of selling blood to get the $119.99. I hope Ace responds quickly!
Posted by: RoadRunner at December 04, 2009 10:26 AM (D6P9o)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2009 10:27 AM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: bunninac at December 04, 2009 10:28 AM (AuJAz)
Posted by: CAD Daddy at December 04, 2009 10:30 AM (T400w)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2009 10:31 AM (QECjC)
Posted by: Doug Winship at December 04, 2009 10:31 AM (6WjQu)
A Guy
- back -
Because The Guys
Get Shirts - AoSHQ
----------------------------------
Who Is
John Galt?
- back -
And What's He Doing
to That Ewok? AoSHQ
-------------
My Other Shirt is Also
an AoSHQ Shirt
--- back ----
That's How My
Hammer Slices - AoSHQ
---------------
You Never Dip Your Balls in the
Same Blog Twice - AoSHQ Proverb
- back -
It's More of a Motto, Really
AoSHQ
----------------
Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 04, 2009 10:32 AM (ruzrP)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2009 10:32 AM (QECjC)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at December 04, 2009 10:34 AM (gLflT)
Posted by: bunninac at December 04, 2009 10:35 AM (AuJAz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2009 10:35 AM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: Micavimtoot at December 04, 2009 10:37 AM (cuLne)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at December 04, 2009 02:34 PM (gLflT)
You're right - damn it!
Thanks for the nod.
Posted by: Roadking at December 04, 2009 10:38 AM (RMg6E)
Posted by: Micavimtoot at December 04, 2009 10:39 AM (cuLne)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2009 10:39 AM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: Terry at December 04, 2009 10:59 AM (ddL+W)
Posted by: Say What? at December 04, 2009 11:03 AM (vwh8M)
Geez, not even LUN working in opera browser.
Now in IE...
Flaming skull and more.
DO NOT BUY.
Vim Toot!
Posted by: Mica Vim Toot at December 04, 2009 11:10 AM (cuLne)
Have I gone stupid? What does that mean, ITC?
F&#k You, Next Question.
Ace came up with that one awhile back in the context of a news conference or interview (can't remember the exact post though). Kind of fell out of use around here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2009 11:11 AM (l1Wlr)
Posted by: evil libertarian at December 04, 2009 11:19 AM (XlaO4)
Posted by: Mica Vim Toot at December 04, 2009 11:19 AM (cuLne)
There's nothing hotter than a chick with a bass. Lead guitars are hot, yesss but a bass...
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Max Entropy at December 04, 2009 11:20 AM (uuZjB)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at December 04, 2009 11:22 AM (Vu6sl)
on the front:
(pic: four wolf moon)
on the back:
"Ace of Spades HQ, where you get 25% more wolf." or
"Get 25% more wolf at Ace of Spades HQ."
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2009 11:39 AM (RBdAa)
Posted by: 48%er at December 04, 2009 11:47 AM (QOE7k)
I'd really like to see some AoSHQ bikini panties. Maybe a nice logo on the front and "My Ass Belongs to Ace" on the back.
"Kiss My Ace"?
Posted by: Nicole at December 04, 2009 11:55 AM (CH1cF)
Posted by: Peaches at December 04, 2009 11:56 AM (9Wv2j)
o/t: If they rescinded Al Gore's Oscar, they would also have to rescind Marisa Tomei's, so it won't happen.
(Marisa was instrumental in hiding the decline.)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2009 11:59 AM (RBdAa)
Posted by: Palin Steele (the only true Ace lover) at December 04, 2009 11:59 AM (Tq7Eu)
Posted by: Say What? at December 04, 2009 12:03 PM (vwh8M)
Why not sell just the "Iron on" logo of choice? I've never used my printer to print one of the "Iron On" logo things, but the manual says I can. Download the iron on one you want, and print it if your printer is capable.
Anybody have info on this process?
Or just mail the logo of choice, on this paper to the customer and let them iron it on?
I guess what I'm trying to say is, get out of the shirt bussiness.
Sell the logo catalog on CD, and have them made up by the customer at the mall T-shirt shop as wanted/needed from the CD or thumb Drive.
This way you have no inventory backup.
Posted by: hutch1200 at December 04, 2009 12:06 PM (fcdPs)
A picture of a rooster standing on an empty gun holster.
Nothing else. It could be a way for other morons to identify eachother.
In the re-education camps, no doubt.
Posted by: Nicole at December 04, 2009 12:12 PM (CH1cF)
The issue may be longevity. The transfers worked great, but I'm not sure how long they last yet. Also, the t-shirt color makes a big difference.
Posted by: grognard at December 04, 2009 12:29 PM (v0kvW)
Custom Bike guys have shirts that say FTF...Fuck th Factory (Harley)
FTL Fuck the (liberals, left etc)
Posted by: hutch1200 at December 04, 2009 12:30 PM (fcdPs)
Printable iron-ons indeed work, at least on my HP all-in-one.
The issue may be longevity. The transfers worked great, but I'm not sure how long they last yet. Also, the t-shirt color makes a big difference.
grognard at December 04, 2009 04:29
You gotta be fuckin' kidding me? Morons who drink valu-rite, strangle free range hobos for meat, etc...worried abot QUALITY.....Ya had me goin' there for a while.
Besides, the will only be used as Sunday goin' to meetin', Divorce clebration Parties, and you MILs' funeral.
Special occasion only!
Posted by: hutch1200 at December 04, 2009 12:35 PM (fcdPs)
Posted by: coldcanadian at December 04, 2009 12:38 PM (tmj4/)
How many morons even own clothes irons????
I suppose you'll want a guarantee? Could we get Uncle Jimbo to be our "customer complaint Director"?
Posted by: hutch1200 at December 04, 2009 12:38 PM (fcdPs)
Posted by: coldcanadian at December 04, 2009 12:40 PM (tmj4/)
Posted by: Gunslinger at December 04, 2009 12:53 PM (Zi+FQ)
Posted by: hutch1200 at December 04, 2009 01:00 PM (fcdPs)
AoSHQ - "500,000 to 1.5 Million Morons Saved or Created to date."
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2009 01:04 PM (IwvIG)
Posted by: RapidTransit at December 04, 2009 01:05 PM (nRUFW)
305 I got a stomach bug. Think 3 fingers of Johnny Red at 3 PM will clear it? - 48%er
Nope, I tried that last night with Metaxa brandy, soooo sick today...
Many shirt-worthy ideas here! I'd buy that for a dollar!
Posted by: 5Cats at December 04, 2009 01:08 PM (O5yP8)
Posted by: hutch1200 at December 04, 2009 01:08 PM (fcdPs)
Posted by: Dave in Singapore at December 04, 2009 01:11 PM (FsB36)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2009 01:14 PM (IwvIG)
Posted by: hutch1200 at December 04, 2009 01:15 PM (fcdPs)
Coffee breaks over Morons- let's get crackin
Posted by: Say What? at December 04, 2009 01:17 PM (vwh8M)
Posted by: RTH615 at December 04, 2009 01:34 PM (Rytlc)
Posted by: Dave in Singapore at December 04, 2009 01:36 PM (FsB36)
on the front:
(pic: four wolf moon)
on the back:
"Ace of Spades HQ, where you get 25% more wolf." or
"Get 25% more wolf at Ace of Spades HQ."
Please check your math.
Posted by: MikeO at December 04, 2009 01:37 PM (Ce+tv)
Posted by: mojo at December 04, 2009 01:50 PM (g1cNf)
He was reading it yesterday, and swinging for the bleachers. I figure that's just the manic stage. Next week when the depression hits he be telling us "I didn't get out of bed until 7:00 PM, so I ran out of time to post."
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 04, 2009 02:09 PM (XIXhw)
Please check your math.
Heh, that felt wrong, but math and I don't get along. I'm one of those geometry-only types.
But I do have backup, Truman North. So don't mess with me.
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2009 02:14 PM (RBdAa)
So how many more percentage thingies is it?
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 04, 2009 02:26 PM (RBdAa)
Posted by: Elizabeth at December 04, 2009 02:44 PM (hA5JK)
Posted by: motionview at December 04, 2009 02:44 PM (KgG1I)
Ace of Spades Blog.
Not playing with a full deck since (date of inception)
flaming skull graphic
only available in black and wifebeater.
Posted by: mark c at December 04, 2009 03:25 PM (SBIko)
Posted by: mark c at December 04, 2009 03:29 PM (SBIko)
So how many more percentage thingies is it?
Sorry so late: 33-1/3%
((4 - 3) / 3) * 100
Posted by: MikeO at December 04, 2009 03:33 PM (Ce+tv)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 04, 2009 03:50 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: Dr. Eviler at December 04, 2009 04:04 PM (EH7/3)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Insobriety at December 04, 2009 04:39 PM (erIg9)
john has a long mustache
or just
Wolverines!!
only took 375 posts to get a red dawn reference you good for nothing drunks.
Posted by: evil libertarian at December 04, 2009 05:13 PM (KxYmA)
Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at December 04, 2009 06:20 PM (5igtA)
I still proudly wear mine. I need Ace to sell some more as it's becoming a bit worn now.
Posted by: physics geek at December 04, 2009 08:22 PM (KiZBJ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 05, 2009 07:59 AM (QECjC)
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