1 Wow, I never saw a thing to let us know this was on and I missed it.

Damn I wonder if they are going to do a repeat?

2 When the new ice age comes, I say we send all the AGW nutbags to Greenland to watch their precious glaciers grow back.  And let them grow their own food.

3

"Wow, I never saw a thing to let us know this was on and I missed it."

Maybe they were deferring to the boss, Rupert Murdoch, who's pretty friendly to the AGW nutbags.  Not self-censoring, just not self-promoting.

4 I'd like to send Fatty Al to Greenland in a bathing suit.

5 Maybe Murdoch will come by and help me shovel the 20 inches of his global warming that landed on my Alexandria, VA driveway -- right now, my back would consider AGW a feature, not a bug --

6 faux news.......

7 So Fox went "full racist" eh?

8
The Democrats in a nutshell: All their schemes create jobs and are good for the economy, and if you oppose any of their schemes you are a racist, shill for Big (fill in the blank), and/or Nazi.

9 New Year's resolution....I will try to cut my flatulence exhaust rate in 1/2 and reduce my breathing (CO2) output by a 1/3.  Hope everyone else does something like this to save our planet.  Every little bit helps don't ya know?

10 As I understand it, this program will be rebroadcast on Wednesday.

11 So Fox went "full racist" eh?

Well, sure, because there is white snow and black ice, and wait, hold on, the globe is warming? So...hey look! A chicken.

12 So...hey look! A chicken. Don't you go gettin' any ideas, bub!

13 Listening to this Maurice Strong, I guess it's okay to keep polluting as long as we pay the poor countries. This is nothing but a redistribution scheme to pay those countries that are less fortunate than us. This scam will not solve any problems, it will just bring America down to their level and create more poverty at home. He is trying to make money and at the same time pushing socialism.

14 I wish someone would homogenize the balance in my bank account.

15 You should be thankful I solved the global warming problem already. Ungrateful bastards.

16
Remember the episode of GILLIGANS ISLAND when they thought the island was sinking, but it was just that DUMBASS Gilliagan who kept moving the GAUGE when he went fishing?

17 O/T:  Any of you guys ever notice how Hugo Chavez looks like a turd?  A turd in a suit?

18
Remember when LISA turned CHET into a big piece of shit in WEIRD SCIENCE?

19 Remember the episode of GILLIGANS ISLAND

Ahhhh yes, good times.

20

Saw Chrissy Matthews fighting Pat Buchannan about AGW last week.  Chrissy was arguing that if there is a chance that the earth is warming because of us, we should act.  

Yet they reject the argument that we should all beleive in God because there is a chance he exists. 

Anyhow, the warminsts are off their rocker crazy bat shit about this stuff and there is no convincing them otherwise.  Somehow they don't see a problem sending Mugabe billions of our dollars to pay off our climate debt. 

I am all for energy saving policies at home, and for energy independence, and clean nuclear power, and solar and wind where feasible, but don't tell me I need to pay for the past sins of our country. 

21 17 O/T:  Any of you guys ever notice how Hugo Chavez looks like a turd?  A turd in a suit?           I've been on vacation so I'm just catching up on everything.  Didn't Chavez make the "I smell sulphur" comment in Dopenhagen after dear leader's speech?  I'm thinking that it really is dear leader or Chavez's upper lip.

22

"I wish someone would homogenize the balance in my bank account."

Done.  Consistent with the National Debt (http://www.usdebtclock.org/), you now have a balance of -$345,999 in your account.

Thank you for your patriotism!

23

Didn't Chavez make the "I smell sulphur" comment in Dopenhagen after dear leader's speech?

Yep.

I'm thinking that it really is dear leader or Chavez's upper lip.

Heh.  That or he's been sticking his head up the devil's ass. 

24 Good to see Fox getting right out in front of this breaking story.  Gutless.

25 Krak,

I just realized that the 2009 Hurricane season ended at the end of Nov. Most 2009 predictions were of average, or above-average numbers only to be wrong again for something like the 3rd straight year. Have you seen any write-ups about the predictions versus the record?

Wiki's 2009 entry

26 Don't laugh, we should be doing something to harden infrastructure against cold -- Roads, bridges and power lines. Can't do much for the food crops though.

When do you think the citizens of the USA will figure out energy independence is a joke waged on an ignorant public. The EIA said recently the USA has more than twice the proved fossil fuel reserves than any other country.

27

Mr. Chavez, the Christmas poo

He loves me, I love you

Therefore, vicariously he loves you

28 I think the cold day in Hell has arrived. AGW will have to rearrange the hockey stick and Doublethink Gore will suddenly trumpet his "longstanding" stance about the New Ice Age. Expect revisions to his (ahem) poetry.

29 New measurements from a NASA satellite show a dramatic cooling in the upper atmosphere that correlates with the declining phase of the current solar cycle. For the first time, researchers can show a timely link between the Sun and the climate of EarthÂ’s thermosphere, the region above 100 km, an essential step in making accurate predictions of climate change in the high atmosphere.

I wonder how the "science is settled" when we just got an essential step in making accurate predictions of climate change in the high atmosphere. Go figure.

30 At 3:06 - 3:10 in the first vid, did anyone notice the red, white, and black "Climate Justice" flag being waved in the crowd? Climate Justice?

What the ever-living-fuck is wrong with those people?

31 but according to a recent press release from the the University Corporation for Atmospheric Research (UCAR), the thermosphere has experienced a tenfold decline in temperature since 2002.

Posted by: Neo at December 21, 2009 02:33 PM (tE8FB)

 

That in no way can be good for us humans.

32 Hey, Obama just wrote and signed an executive order that puts INTERPOL offices off-limits to American law enforcement.

33

livescience.com had this interesting point in their story on this Â…

This same cooling effect is expected to happen (somewhat counterintuitively) as carbon dioxide concentrations increase from emissions at EarthÂ’s surface. So understanding the natural variability of this layer is important to detecting any changes from carbon dioxide increases.

34 Any word on a repeat of the show?

35 Let's see we're all suppose to exercise to keep health care costs down.  Probably a new law coming down the pike to fine us if we don't.  But by exercising, we expel more CO2 causing global warming.  Does that mean we all have to buy carbon credits to cover the mandated exercising?

36 This same cooling effect is expected to happen (somewhat counterintuitively) as carbon dioxide concentrations increase from emissions at EarthÂ’s surface. So understanding the natural variability of this layer is important to detecting any changes from carbon dioxide increases.

In other words, regardless of what happens, we've got it covered with the same answer.

37 36 Let's see we're all suppose to exercise to keep health care costs down.  Probably a new law coming down the pike to fine us if we don't.  But by exercising, we expel more CO2 causing global warming.  Does that mean we all have to buy carbon credits to cover the mandated exercising?

It means you need to stop breathing, you ungrateful bastard.

38

This same cooling effect is expected to happen (somewhat counterintuitively) as carbon dioxide concentrations increase from emissions at EarthÂ’s surface.

Forget this, man.  I hate the cold.  I hate being cold.  Global Warming was a dream-come-true for me...

I am NOT DOWN with Global Cooling.

I will be burning a bag of charcoal on my back patio this evening, for good measure.  I might cook some meats on it so long as I've got it going, but that will be ancillary to the main goal...

39

Do it for me... *coughs weakly*

40

"Here are your toooooooools."

My favorite line in his poem. Such  flat ending, but my favorite.

41 "China also took note of the corruption endemic in EuropeÂ’s [cap-and-trade] system"

It has long been considered that the US was the target of this massive redistribution of wealth, but for a moment, consider the case that over time the biggest "target" of this scheme turned out to be China ... and China wanted no part of it.

The irony of communist China being against "wealth redistribution" is just so far out there.

42

This is long overdue, but welcome just the same.  This story needs to snow ball, and mercilessly crush every AGW zealot in its path.  Only by having a wide range of voices repeating the fact that it's a myth will the truth penetrate deeply into the public consciousness.  Sanctimonious gas bags need to be laughed at and ridiculed whenever they spew their foolishness in public.  Once those evil people become the social pariahs they deserve to be can we consider the job done.

 

43

"Classical" AGW is in its last days, possibly literal days. But the Big Science^! Machine is just getting cranked up. This morning a set of grants was announced from NSF to fund standardized classes for undergraduates on Climate Change, so all college students will be "on the same page." And one of the guiding pedagogues--they actually used that word--said that the science changes so fast, this isn't about textbooks, so it will be offered on a peer-reviewed website.

We kicked the communists out of the State Dept (some of them) in, like, '50. Yet we still have them and their curriculum with us. Well, Warmening is going to be like that. It's boost phase is almost over, but it will coast a while, and then have a comeback tour. It's part of the national psyche now, like Our Song at the Prom. Keep cutting the 7 heads off that effin chicken. 

 

44 I'd like to send Fatty Al to Greenland in a bathing suit.

Posted by: GarandFan at December 21, 2009 01:26 PM (ZQBnQ)

I wonder if his forehead is full of spermaceti oil.

45 There should be a movie, "Climategate," that tells the heroic story of how Steve McIntyre and Ross McKittrick exposed the fraudulent science and lies of the Warmists.  Maybe Spielberg, Stone or Ronnie Howard would...  Oh, damn. Guess that just won't happen.

46

Did anyone notice what a smarmy, weasley asswipe Ed Markey was, dodging, lying or breezily blowing off every single question?

Oh.   You did.

UATW, MF.

 

 

47 31 At 3:06 - 3:10 in the first vid, did anyone notice the red, white, and black "Climate Justice" flag being waved in the crowd? Climate Justice?

What the ever-living-fuck is wrong with those people?

Posted by: The Highland Pipes at December 21, 2009 02:34 PM (4PyP0)

Climate Justice! WTF does that even mean?

48 Found this at some Russian news site.
"Under the guise of concern for the poorer countries, the leaders of the Copenhagen Conference in fact, seems more interested in ensuring the financial interests of companies such as, for example, ArcelorMittal, fearful of losing 1 billion pounds of carbon credits in 2012, when the expiration of the Kyoto Protocol."
These Climate Criminals HAVE to keep the scam going.  Like musical chairs, when the music stops, they are gonna lose ALOT of $$$.  Bernie Madoff was an amateur compared to these fellas.

49 I WANT global warming!  I live in upstate NY.  It's cold as hell here!  I had to throw away the little swimming pool I bought, because my backyard never warmed up enough to use it.  Put a solar cover on it and it was still too cold to do anything more than stand in, briefly.  Global warming?  Bring it on!  Please!  Global warming would turn America into a tropical paradise?  No wonder the anti-American commie libs hate the idea!

50 Is Al Gore going to pay my heating this year, because I don't need to heat my house with global warming going on?  Fuck You , Al Gore, it was 4 degrees the other fucking morning!  You commie asshole!  4 fucking degrees!  You know what that does to my heating bill!  And you want to to send tens of billions of American dollars overseas for global warming?  Fuck, Fuck you!

51 Frankly, as a mere peasant, I am tired of being urinated on.  If you take one more penny of my money for global warming; I will cut your toes off with a bolt cutter.  All of them.

52 Does AGW stand for Al Gore Wussification?

53 No one tells SPURWING PLOVER how to live im one defiant ol shorebird with a attatude no one pushes me around without getting a painful peck or jab SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

54 Did President Sexy Brilliance negotiate climate change reparations from the Philippines? Their national carbon footprint is leapfrogging the developed world and about to go off the global scale in a hockey stick spike. http://tinyurl.com/Philippine-volcano-verge-erupt